The Hoely Hour - E116 MiniMeliSode

Episode Date: December 23, 2022

Well, it's me again. Amelia "Directionless" Samson, venturing out without my trusty companion. Liz and I are both going to be recording little mini episodes in the next couple of weeks while we're apart for the holidays (don't worry; I'm never letting her leave my sight again after this), so I asked my Instagram followers if they had any questions for me! I also read some embarrassing sex stories and discussed whether or not this 19 year old is the asshole for begging his girlfriend to shave. We're all over the board today, folks. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Okay, honestly, when Liz does her solo soda, I bet it's going to be so, like, robust and, like, filled with, like, good information. I, you know, I bring, I bring the chaos. And that's called balance, baby. Welcome to The Holy Hour, a podcast about sex, relationships, mental health, and everything in between. I'm Amelia Sampson. And I'm Liz Ball. Follow us on Instagram and TikTok at The Holy Hour. I'm on Instagram and TikTok at Amelia Sampson. and i'm on instagram and tiktok at liz ball so hard you can also watch us on youtube or listen ad free on patreon at patreon.com slash the holy hour check out our merch at theholyhour.com and

email us your spicy stories at holyhourpodcast at gmail.com hello there my little petunias it is amelia alone um y'all know this is going to be a short episode because i do not know how to talk by myself but that's okay Liz and I both decided that we are going to round out the year by doing a solo sewed each just like a little mini solo sewed each because we're both going to be traveling for the holidays but we didn't want to leave you guys hanging so we're just gonna do short little cute little baby episodes I hate doing this without Liz because I'm not very good at doing this alone I reached out on Instagram to ask people what they might want to hear from me and I got a few questions oh jeez oh god you see okay this is this is the issue whenever

whenever Liz is gone I have to deal with um doing the tech alone this is not for the faint of heart at all all right as I was saying I asked on Instagram if anybody had any questions or wanted to like know anything since I would be recording this tiny baby mini episode alone and I got some questions oh this is a really good question somebody asked me what is something that was once a green flag that has turned into a red flag for you I've never thought about this red flag or a green flag into a red flag you know personally I guess it was never really a red it's not a red flag but it's more of just like a it's not my thing anymore it was a complete for forever when I was dating it was a complete green flag when I would come across a guy that wanted zero commitment

and obviously in practice that was like not super cute because I would get attached but that was like a green flag for me for so long like I would look for people that were like in open relationships or like just weren't looking for anything serious with anyone but now as time went on like I I stopped wanting to date people that had like looking for something short term on their profiles because like my dating habits have changed I guess so yeah that's not a red flag it's not like a red flag to see that it's more of like a personal preference my red flags have stayed pretty consistent like as red flags like guys without senses of humor and you know what I mean it's not even bad sense of humor there are some people that just take themselves way too fucking

seriously big red flag and then like the one that everybody says like mean to wait staff big red flag but that's interesting I want to know other people's answer to that question like what is something that used to be a green flag and now it's a red flag huh and conversely too I wonder if there's anything that used to be a red flag that now people think of as a green flag that was a really good question thank you to who asked that I want to hear Liz's answer to that too I'm gonna have to remember that somebody asked what sexual thing do you want to try but haven't yet this is also a very good question so i i must have told this story on the podcast so sorry if this is a repeat maybe you're new here

and all of this is new yeah actually i did i did tell this story i did tell this i told half of this story i never told how it actually ended up panning out so no name was really into the idea of anal like I mean I'm sure he like liked you know doing anal but like he liked the idea of like the girl that he's dating like training for it like getting prepared for it and I've always said I don't think I'm ever gonna do anal like it is a one-way street for me and it's barely that like your girl has like some serious IBSC you know that road is closed for construction for a bit but I was like obsessed with this guy and so I bought an anal training kit from I looked it was like a cosmopolitan magazine like had like 10 best butt plugs and it was like a training kit

and I'm like fantastic I'm going to need to work my way up so I was expecting them to be like itty bitty tiny um no when they got delivered and I showed no name he cracked up he could not stop laughing these butt plugs were comically large like like they will they actually would not fit in anyone's asshole period it was not just a me thing I I don't know they looked like novelty gifts but they weren't like they it wasn't a gag gift gag so to speak but anyway I tell the story to say I mean you know there's one day one day I will venture into the world of the butt one day that day is not anytime soon again that um that roadway is under construction but that is something that I'm a little bit curious about I need to figure out

like a good um a good method that isn't like you know monstrously large butt plugs all right somebody asked if the n cells send me hate messages they don't they they sometimes they come in like droves like i'll get like a load of comments from a bunch of them and it'll be clear that like i was posted on some page some of their like one of their fucking stupid ass pages um and i'll get a lot of like anti-semitic comments um they'll call me an eggless carton because that's you know our only value is whether or not we can reproduce you don't know how you don't know if i'm barren but no i don't really get any messages from them um the guy that i'm dating one of his friends asked spill the details about your current fling but um that we're gonna save

that for another time we're gonna we're gonna wait his privacy is important to him so we're just gonna save it hi ryan reynolds here for mint mobile are you looking for a beach read this summer may i suggest your big wireless bill it's got suspense mystery a slightly flat emotional arc and a shocking twist where you realize you've been overpaying the entire time fortunately though mint story is better every plan 15 a month even unlimited that's it happy ending zero tears give it a try at mint mobile.com slash switch upfront payment of 45 for three months 90 for six months or 180 for 12 month plan required 15 per month equivalent taxes and fees extra initial plan term only greater than 50 gigabytes may slow when network is busy see terms all right um i didn't

get very many questions because i just posted that like two hours before recording but um thank you so much for those of you that did ask questions. Some of them I can't answer. Some of them are a little inappropriate in a way that I don't want to entertain. Y'all got to behave yourselves a little bit. So because I don't know how to do this and just vamp without love of my life Liz here, I thought that it would be fun for me to read some embarrassing sex stories. These are from Cosmopolitan. Okay, this one is really good. In the heat of the moment, I was going to say fuck my pussy and said fuck my little cock instead that's that sounds like some shit that I would do like did I is this my story did this happen to me oh my god y'all no fucking way okay

listen to this so this guy I was seeing was all about squirting but I can't even come from sex let alone squirt but he made it a point of pride to be the first to make me come by fucking so eventually one night I just faked it came off his dick and just pissed on him he was so happy with himself oh my god that feels like it's breaking some sort of law does it not what the fuck what the fuck well i mean like i guess squirt does have a little p in it oh my god this this also sounds like something that would happen to me oh i'm really showing all my cards here i need i i should really stop reading these but somebody said was giving earl sex and he put it a little too far in instead of gagging instead of gagging I let out a fart he made it worse by slapping my

ass after to try to make it less awkward for me oh my god first of all bless his heart for trying to make it less awkward but like that obviously would make it so much more awkward it's like oh um shut up butt slaps the butt why would that be a good but god it gets in the moment like what are you supposed to do if you don't want to laugh at the person oh my god oh my god it's mortifying well that was fun um so there's another thing that I wanted to talk about um we've talked a lot me and Liz on this podcast about uh body hair and I came across this am I the asshole that I thought was perfect to talk about on here and I'm looking forward to hearing uh y'all's opinions on it so here it is am I the asshole for telling my girlfriend to shave slash wax down there um before

I read this I'm inclined to say absolutely just based on if you needed to ask you probably offended her but all right before you all go crazy on me he knows let me just tell you that I 19 love my girlfriend 18 very much oh they're young that I mean but still like he should I'm glad that he's asking this because he should he should know like clean up your behavior okay anyway back to the story i've liked her since i saw her and been in love with her the moment we shared our first kiss oh me and my girlfriend have been dating for four months after almost half a year of persuasion she agreed to go out with me and we've been going out since so last week we did it for the first time but i was not able to get that much into it because she hadn't shaved down there i didn't

know how to tell her that so i just went with it afterwards she asked me how was it i said it was awesome trying to sound as believable as possible but she caught me oh my god I bet that he was okay sorry this is not in the story this is Amelia again there's no way that he was trying to be believable he wanted her to be like oh that sounded like you were lying and then he could bring it up there's no way that he wasn't doing that on purpose anyway afterwards she asked me how it was and I said it was awesome trying to sound as believable as possible but she caught me so I told her that I don't like hairy private area and I'm not able to get into it it'll be better if she waxed it next time she got a bit offended by it and told me that waxing hurts as

it is let alone down there she has tried it couldn't take the pain and shaving is useless as it grows back the next day and itches not comfortable she trims it to length she's comfortable with i tried to tell her that i'm uncomfortable with it and she should do something about it on which she got angry and said i was humiliating her and i should try waxing myself before saying it and if i continue this i won't be getting any i've changed things about myself that she didn't like like my haircut and smoking habits it's really hard to quit but I did it for her shouldn't she do the same I think she overreacted or am I the asshole y'all there are there are levels to this first of all he's young he's learning what's okay and

what's not okay you know everybody has preferences like people find different things attractive and unattractive and blah blah blah and like you know maybe he was trying to be gentle there's all of these layers but like go her for being like if you don't like it then you can just like find another pussy and then also for him to be like i quit smoking for her is that not for your best interest this is a little complicated i feel like maybe yeah you are the asshole because you're not able to just take an l for this um i i think that they're also like you you gotta learn at this age that like if she doesn't want to shave if she doesn't want to shave her armpits she doesn't want to shave her legs that is entirely her decision and you might be unattracted to it but

like if you love her then you're probably just gonna have to get used to it because if you want somebody to change something about themselves that they're like not comfortable with changing then that's not cool so I'm going to say yes you are the asshole but you there's time there's still time for you I believe I believe in your ability to fix this I don't know what do y'all think I feel like I'm asking this is the issue with hosting a podcast alone this week is I want it I want feedback from people on how they feel about this um multiple things but there's nobody here except for meows she's not even in here with me I don't even know where she is I haven't seen her in a while so it's just me alone all right um to round out this itty bitty mini tiny baby episode I wanted

to read an email that we just got today that I thought would be um interesting to bring up because this was something that I had talked about on a past episode when we were talking about picky eaters and so this person she uses she her pronouns 26 the subject line is picky eaters first of all love the pod and everything y'all do and I love the open conversations you have I love you thank you a couple of your recent episodes sparked the urge in me to open a discussion with you about yes picky eating and no this is not shade about the picky eating story from your recent episode okay good because i'm sensitive i'm just kidding y'all y'all can always you know tell us your

thoughts but i love when it's not shade i heard amelia mentioned that sometimes picky eating is a biological thing another cause can be arfid a-r-f-i-d and i just wanted to bring some attention to that because it's something i learned about somewhat recently and as a picky eater myself was such helpful information arfid which stands for avoidant restrict food intake disorder is a somewhat newly classified eating disorder common in neurotypical children and adults i've always been highly picky about the textures of my food and my eating habits are dot dot not good and i always blamed myself for this until learning that there was an actual cause behind it unlike other eating disorders it is not centered around body or weight and more has to do with anxiety and

stimulation i could go on and on but i really just wanted to share this information because i know it's not as commonly known thank you for being a safe space for all thoughts feels and sometimes hard to talk about topics love the work you're doing thank you so much for letting me know about that that's also a good sex fact of the week it's not about sex food fact of the week that's really interesting i've always heard um that a lot of the time with like textures specifically with um neurodivergent folks is pretty common um to have like you know to be avoided of certain textures or like you know not be able to stand certain textures but I had never heard about this and I'm sure a lot of people also haven't so thank you so much for writing in about it

so Liz and I already recorded the episode that y'all are going to hear next week and we had a lot of fun we talked about a lot of stuff um we talked about like the rose and thorn of this year for the podcast and it's a really it's a good episode um in my opinion but this is my last episode hosting alone for the year and I just wanted to again take the opportunity to say happy new year merry christmas happy hanukkah happy kwanzaa happy everything that y'all celebrate y'all make every day feel like christmas for me I'm laughing because that sounds so fucking it sounds so cheesy but it's actually true like the support that y'all give us is unbelievable and I just feel so so lucky to be able to do this with one of my best friends and to have such

a supportive community with y'all and I'm just so excited to see what 2023 has for all of us and I can't wait to keep growing with you guys you're so special to me and I love you so stinking much, uh, and I'll see you in the new year, happy new year, my children, hey, hey, okay, bye. Thank you.