The Hoely Hour - E117 The B Spot

Episode Date: December 31, 2022

You've heard of the G spot, but did you know it's named after a man? (Typical man, naming part of the vagina after himself.) Also some man on reddit has a cum box and it WILL make you cry. And Liz and Amelia reflect on some of their highs and lows of the year. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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May slow when network is busy. See terms. um it's i feel like i'm being waterboarded every single time and one person's always cold and it's slippery that's so true one person's always cold it's and then like once you're done you're cold like you get out and you're cold and you're sopping wet welcome to the holy hour a podcast about sex relationships mental health and everything in between i'm amelia samson and i'm liz ball follow us on instagram and tiktok at the holy hour i'm on instagram and tiktok at Amelia Sampson. And I'm on Instagram and TikTok at Liz Ball So Hard. You can also watch

us on YouTube or listen ad-free on Patreon at patreon.com slash theholyhour. Check out our merch at theholyhour.com and email us your spicy stories at holyhourpodcast at gmail.com. I guess, like, I'm the only person in the world that's never heard this story that I'm about to tell. Okay. So maybe you've heard it, but also maybe there are people that haven't. Have you heard of the cum box i think no i've heard of a jar okay i might have heard this well how many years ago was it posted a long time ago it's an archived post from like forever ago wait can i see yeah sorry because it'll a year ago yeah but it's like archived from like an old post it was like a

a ask reddit that was um uh what's your secret that you that could ruin your life or something oh my god is that it i know i thought you knew there was a picture i just looked at it and i was like holy shit okay read it first let's read it what the fuck okay all right so here's here's the story um cousin died when we were both 17 there was a reception at his house just after the funeral i went into his room and stole all the money that was there took some other valuables that his parents wouldn't realize were gone fucked no one knows that i did it they just assumed he didn't have any money in his room only loose change i don't regret it but i will never admit i did it also my cum box well it is exactly what it sounds like it's a shoe box or at least once

was and whenever i masturbate i come into it i've had it for two or three years now i think so it has a fair amount of cum it smells atrocious and i tried to burn it once that's why it looks like that when i lit it on fire it was too damp due to the cum that it simply sizzled and didn't manage to actually light up turns out burning cum smells awful like of course so i had to spray it with a deodorant body spray just to get the old smell of burnt cum away it also has some drench i'm gonna start crying it also has drenched paper stuck to it that's pretty much it um edit two just throw it the fuck away why are you trying to burn it you don't need to just throw it away just i feel like he must have just like been living at home with parents that would probably like look in the

trash can and be like why are you throwing the shoebox oh what is that what's in here go to the dump go walk walk to your closest dump okay he has he made four edits to this they're short though the last one should be him jumping into the ocean and never coming out walking directly into the sea yeah edit two a lot of people are asking me why that's a fair question well i'm apparently a rather disturbed individual but it just kind of happened bought new shoes and needed some place to come used the box it just escalated from there kept using it each time telling myself i would throw it out soon never did two or three years later i still have it it was planned it was oh it wasn't planned or anything it just happened edit three fuck this really exploded

20 000 plus views of my cum box did not expect this edit four i often get pm'd about updates or current status of the box generally a few a week so i might as well update this post if anyone even gets linked here anymore current status i have created life mold has begun to grow in the box and has taken over a fair amount throw it away smells a bit worse smells a bit worse mainly due to a damper apartment so it does not dry as fast hence the reason why the mold has begun i will never be rid of my need for it i hate and love the box just as i hate and love myself there's a new picture i'm scared holy shit this this person has something mentally wrong with them

what the fuck i i love how he's like i want to bleach my brain and my eyes come is meant for creating life and he's created life in a different way that man is an innovator if nothing else i hope he has a miserable christmas can we circle back to the fact that he was stealing from his dead cousin and then the cum box was like a secondary confession i have a weird question oh jesus do you think any of your exes would do something like that come in a box yeah you know like i'm thinking about the guy that we called this won't take long because he has straight up the nastiest apartment i've ever been in and like he owned it and it was a beautiful location it was on east lake it like looked out to the lake and i don't think he had

ever washed his sheets like literally not once the whole place smelled like pizza there was nowhere there's no pizza to be found anyway i think i can't believe you like sucked it up and stayed there i straight up leave oh i i fell asleep once he fell asleep that's fair grabbed my grabbed my friend and ran out asleep while she was hooking up with his roommate in the other room yeah but i had to listen to him jack off next to me for like a few minutes after he had already come do you remember this yeah yeah so i think he would have i think i tried to erase it from my memory do you think any of your exes would have a cum box yes i think at least two shoe man yeah i think actually man he's fucking weird he also works he's but he is a little type

a with like cleanliness so maybe not but i think he's like weird enough that like um and not like not weird in a way that anyone else would be able to recognize um weird in a way that is like i know how he is like traumatized also you know what he told me a really weird story about his younger brother um he had almost like i think maybe he also had a box but i don't know if it was a box or if he had something else but he had like this little tucked away area in his closet with like pictures of women taped on the wall and then he was like yeah he goes in there and jerks off holy shit that was when we were in high school right that's some like young kid like have like like a playboy magazine buried in the woods kind of behavior yeah um and then uh the scorpio

i think he would do something something fucking weird like that interesting and now i'm questioning myself and my judgment like right the fact that there was like one is too many i gotta hang out with mr liz this weekend yeah the the rare mr liz appearance i feel like i've been seeing a lot of him though yeah we have actually been hanging out a lot i think yeah like he's been coming to a lot of things yeah little events but yeah it was fun we went to the pasta restaurant san fermo the one that i talked about a few episodes ago it was as good as amelia described i could if not better our poor waiter he kept walking in when we were just it might as well have been the podcast absolutely we were talking about penises um i made him tell me all of the details about this

pasta and who made it and she turned into the send my regards to the chef kind of person this is you right now yeah was it you or was it um we were there with one of my friends from college i think it was maybe you or him that said i'm like the anti-karen yeah yeah he said you were anti-karen like this is the best fucking thing i've ever eaten where's the chef i need to talk to yeah i have to send the chef out bring her out i will not leave until i talk to the chef i will say yes chef to her I asked if she was there the one that invented the pasta he was like no no she's not and even if she was I would protect her from you for sure but it was it was a fun weekend I love hanging out with Mr. Liz I feel like I get to know him more every time we hang

out he is a good addition well and then now we've been dating like long enough that he just like feels comfortable being himself yeah in group settings that I drag him to yeah I don't even drag him he like volunteers to come and wants to that was a really really fun night it was it was lovely evening i was thinking about and i said this how nice it is to be like in your 30s or around your 30s or like late 20s early 30s just in general because you finally have like some disposable income so you can like go out with your friends and like eat a fucking expensive dinner and like drink nice drinks yes it's not an every weekend thing but like you know if you want to have like kind of a special night then you can afford to do that yeah it's not gonna like you

know like ruin your whole week yeah it's not gonna break the bank it's just like oh maybe i like will not impulse by yeah much right yeah no it was really really fun it was just like good vibe it was a good group everybody was just like down to hang dinner took forever but it was i didn't even mind because we were having such a good time it was nice just chatting should we talk about like sex yeah we haven't talked we've been talking a lot about everything else yeah oh my god i'm gonna have cum box in my google search history funny sex questions for girlfriend oh these are fucking stupid oh yeah i feel like we're a bit desensitized now well these are just very much like who do i'm gonna ask a girl these questions oh what does a vagina having

the vagina feel like hard and fast or slow and sensual no one likes hard and fast no i mean like maybe like a little interval of it like in the middle of other sex like i i don't want you slamming against my cervix oh you know what here's a discussion i have a hot take oh i love your hot takes i have a hot take love your hot takes thank you yeah um they're always controversial yet brave thank you um my hot take is that i think porn makes men worse at sex no absolutely and i think this because i've been thinking a lot about like thrusting lately and i think it's because i've just been seeing this on tiktok not as much lately but we've talked about this where people are like women are demonstrating how they would like a penis inside of them i have not and

it's not supposed to be so in and out it's supposed to be like in and then up yeah you know yeah but like or like aiming towards your belly button essentially because that's typically where a g-spot may be and it's and uh that kind of position also stimulates your clitoris i have an anecdotal question yes what does the g and g spot stand for that was a great question i have no idea let's look that up okay so that's why i think that sex makes or sex that's why i think porn makes men bad at sex absolutely or at least like but go against their natural instinct because yeah you're you're doing what you've watched and you know that's what we're all we're all trying that it's like nobody acts like how people do on broadway because that is like

an over-exaggerated version for entertainment purposes nobody's actually acting like that and that's like porn it's like for entertainment purposes to get you off through a screen and so everything is way over the top but that's why that channel porn stars porn stars teaching sex i talked about this in the past yeah yeah um where they're like talk a lot about like consent and like not just doing things before doing them like we do this a lot in porn for entertainment purposes but here's how you actually make a woman feel good because like porn has ruined a lot of people watch porn before they ever have sex so they have this expectation of like like remember way way way long ago we had that you told that story about that guy who um thought that his

girlfriend was cheating on him because she wasn't lactating when she orgasmed yeah and like he was just watching like hentai yeah yeah and that's not based in reality no like squirting across the room what we call it like the bellagio fountain i forgot about that anyway what's the g and g spot okay so uh the g and g spot stands for grafenberg spot whoa the g spot gravenberg spot is an area in the vagina alleged to contribute to an orgasm from within the walls of the vagina a vaginal orgasm is not to be confused with a clitoral orgasm which is much better understood and results from thousands of nerve endings in the clitoris and labia okay but how did it become named this is what i want to know this person let's look let's look

let's learn person that discovered it um the first man and the last man to discover the g-spot a germ oh it's called the grafenberg spot uh after a german psycho gynecologist german psychologist the psychologist of the snatch um german gynecologist ernst gaffenberg grafenberg wow i'm just butchering this so much ernst grafenberg um it's characterized as an erogenous area of the of the vagina that when stimulated may lead to strong sexual arousal powerful orgasms and potential female ejaculation wow it is typically reported to be five to eight centimeters or two to three inches up the front anterior vaginal wall between the vaginal opening and the urethra and it is a sensitive area that may be part of the female prostate wow look at

we just learned we learned I had never thought of it like a female prostate okay so I guess it's named after Ernst Grafenberg that reminded me of something I have never talked about on the podcast and I do not know why but my grandpa my dad's dad was like the number one ob-gyn in the town that they lived in he wow he delivered like every single baby in Bishop Stortford between like the span of like 40 years so talking about sex and g spots is in your blood it runs in my blood runs in your blood and i don't know why i'd never talked about because we've talked about male gynecologists on here before but and i just now when you were saying i was like oh a german gynecologist that's like i know one of those i know one of those i know of one of those that

i'm related to yeah yep um my god what was my grandpa's name imagine a madam i like i'm just trying to imagine like something very like very sexual being named after you you know if you would if you were to have something sexual named after you what would you want it to be man i don't know i think maybe a position oh the liz ball the ball so hard it would have to be the ball so hard yeah yeah i think yeah yeah i think the b spot is just your butthole like what does the b stand for and you think it's a butthole but it's ball the ball spot and it's not balls you might think it is it's to confuse people make sure they're studying l spot sounds cool the a spot the a spot

that's we need we need to start they sound like they'd be like nightclubs the a spot yeah that's true the b spot kind of seems like a sketchier a spot it's like the second location we're going to the b spot we have to enter through the back door okay i'm gonna have actually okay so there's 70 questions i want you to pick a number between 1 and 70 and i will ask you one of these 70 questions okay what if it's a bad one will you lie to me uh if it's a bad one then i'll just make you pick another question 38 38 okay do you enjoy shower sex no i fucking hate shower sex fucking hate um it's i feel like i'm being waterboarded every single time and one person's always cold and it's slippery that's so true one person's always cold it's and then like once

you're done you're cold like you get out and you're cold and you're sopping wet my beef with it is the friction like because water is not a lubricant no no that's what that's especially what i hate about on top of all the things that you just mentioned i had never thought about it's been so long since i had shower sex because i vehemently vehemently say it's always a hard i would rather have sex anywhere else i have only had good shower sex once and i think it's because i just like very into it wasn't prepared yeah it just was hot in the moment yeah and i feel like that's how we all maybe we've all had like one good encounter yeah with shower sex and then after that it's just like like what are we doing car sex yeah car sex you you only need to do it once

just for the experience yeah yeah absolutely when you're in high school there's nowhere else you can go when i was living at home me and squints had car sex we like because we were both living at home at the time so we like i had to park my car around the corner anyway because there was no parking spot for me so i we just went out to my car and like fucked on like the street want to bang in the car and it was actually pretty great like we figured out a way but like before that the time before that that i had had car sex i accidentally punched my ex in the face have i told this story yeah he did you might have like i was trying i was trying to pull myself up on the hand um oh no the handle like to to have some like well i was just trying to readjust myself

and my hand slipped because it was we had just been having sex on the dock at this lake and it was freezing cold so like my hands were kind of like you know like you try to like yeah um yeah my fingers were frozen and so i didn't really get a good grip on it and but i i grabbed it with such force that when my hand slipped i punched him right in the eye and like he was very much so not a good sport about it i fucking hate that i accidentally hit my ex in the eye not from a sex thing um it i think he was like uh he let i like was teasing him and then he turned it like into my eye oh and blamed me he was like what the fuck and then everyone was very uncomfortable yeah like i didn't do it on purpose people that's the worst i know yeah grow the fuck up you know what

i the same ex i was recently thinking about how we dated when he was 28 and i was 24 and i was thinking about the 28 year olds that i know like mr liz is 28 right now and i was just like what the fuck was wrong with him that he was dating a 24 year old and then i was thinking about like if when i was 28 or even my age now and i had met him like and how he behaved i would be like you're fucking nuts yeah yeah like god hindsight man yeah you know what they say but knowing your own age will date you yeah and it's because well now i know this which one was this scorpio oh oh the cum box yeah the potential cum box freak the one who is um his favorite book is lolita oh that was scorpio are we surprised though no sigh okay i'll pick a number and you read it to

me okay so you just picked 38 yeah i am gonna pick 47 do you like to kiss during sex um yes but like depends on the position and if it's too difficult then no but if it's okay i feel like i'm like i'm playing it out in my head so i know what i'm thinking but it's like um like if you