The Hoely Hour - E125 Honey, I Shrunk My Testicles

Episode Date: February 24, 2023

Amelia and Liz read the weirdest email they've ever gotten, discover new strange kinks (and create a few new ones), and learn which of your favorite TV shows as a kid have hidden adult content. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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You should date a mechanic. I would love to date a mechanic. Because it's like kind of hot. Absolutely. They just like know shit about your car. Yeah. You're like I'm a dumb little baby I don't know anything. Welcome to The Holy Hour. A podcast about sex, relationships, mental health, and everything in between. I'm Amelia Sanson. And I'm Liz Ball. Follow us on Instagram and TikTok at The Holy Hour. I'm on Instagram and TikTok at Amelia Sanson. And I'm on Instagram and TikTok at liz ball so hard you can also watch us on youtube or listen ad free on patreon at patreon.com slash the holy hour check out our merch at the holy hour.com and email us your spicy stories at holy hour podcast at gmail.com today's a weird day y'all it is a weird day the weather is weird

i haven't left my house in two days two days yeah because yesterday i was like i'm gonna let myself for laughs and then today i felt like shit so i just like didn't leave the house i hate that maybe that's also like why i'm feeling swimming what are you gonna go do you know it's like the weather's dog shit i got my groceries delivered yesterday because i thought i would have no time today because i had all this shit planned and then you didn't feel good i'm dizzy that's life baby it is life isn't it unfortunately i did so much drinking this weekend good for you that's also probably why i feel a little off like i haven't really been drinking at all yeah just drinking on the weekends has been really nice i know it's changed my life

i'm drinking tea today y'all i only drink and smoke on the weekends do you remember when holy water was like such a thing on this i don't remember the last time i drank while we recorded yeah me either actually might have been like a couple months ago yeah go us so cute so responsible I feel like more and more people are starting to not drink or, like, cut way back on their drinking. Yeah, why is that? I've noticed the same. Um, like, it just doesn't feel good, I think. Do you think it's just, like, age-related?

Uh, no, because younger generations are doing it, too. And I think it's just because it's, like, it's expensive. And then you, like, we already feel like shit because of everything that's happening. Damn. and all of the horrible people around us that we have to deal with yeah that's so true i also think too people really leaned into drinking during the pandemic like people i started drinking a lot i mean i was drinking a lot before but i was i like would started really drinking but i was also like going through a lot either way it feels like a lot of people just like pass the time by

drinking so maybe we're just like noticing it more now that people aren't because so many people work someone was telling me that yeah i think we mentioned this last week like aa numbers skyrocketed during the pandemic and i don't think it's because people became alcoholics i think it's because they realized they had a problem while they were inside they were like uh hmm yeah yeah damn but i mean like what else were we gonna fucking do yeah i didn't have much to do so i just mean either did drugs and drank and started a podcast with you damn wait yeah same that's all i did drank and started a podcast yeah cried lots of crying cried on tiktok mm-hmm but now you're here and now i'm here life's wild man marybeth barone's um uh meme page shared one of my videos today oh my god she

follows me on tiktok so i've been waiting marybeth brown i love you i love you so much and i wish you and benito had your podcast still it was one of my favorite podcasts seriously the best i might re-listen to it they're doing live shows once in a while did you see we should yeah we should go see them yeah i agree they were just in vancouver fuck we could have been in canada oh my god damn it found myself a non-american boo what why do i want i don't i already tried doing a canadian and it did not work um moving along um she uh has been following me for a while so i was like waiting for her to post one of my videos because i figured that was why i'm like why else would you know maybe she thinks i'm funny but she doesn't follow a lot of people on tiktok

and this morning i woke up and saw that they tagged me in a reel and i've just been like rechecking and rechecking to see if um benny drama has liked it he hasn't but i keep looking oh my god if you do i'm gonna cry i just want him to know that i exist he's so busy he probably just hasn't had a chance to see it no you're right but he would like it if he saw it he would love it i also just do it just like it he would love it i did the most extra thing today i ordered 500k balloons because i'm about to hit 500k that's cute it just felt so lame half a million it's a lot of people that's a that's more people than i can really like comprehend it's a lot of people yeah 150 000 i think now of my followers are in chicago so i think we should and same for

the podcast like as as a result like a lot of people that have come from my tiktok to the podcast happen to also be in chicago fuck yeah chicago so should we come to chicago speaking of live if i didn't end up in seattle i would have moved to chicago it's such a cool place it's so fucking cool it's such a cool right after i got my job in seattle i had applied for a job as like the social media manager of crate and barrel what and in chicago and then they followed up with me like three months later and they were like we're interested i was like sorry i've accepted a job since then i'm so fucking dumb but i'm glad i'm here yeah because now can you imagine if they wrote back sooner we wouldn't be sitting on this couch right now talking existence is weird i could

have been in chicago in some timeline you are in chicago and you might wonder what she's doing yeah what's that girl doing well my parents live there now well in the midwest not in chicago the midwest is kind of cool i love the midwest too they're the people are fun yeah and they know how to have a good time that's a special place i feel like the midwest food not the best unless it's chicago deep dish pizza detroit style pieces also i'm pandering but yeah right you guys do it right and the cheese fuck yes fuck yes i everybody that i've ever met from the midwest has been delightful and i'm not pandering i mean it sounds like i am but but i'm not ever like my whole family my mom's side is in detroit and everybody that i've ever met in michigan has just been so

fucking nice yeah and then like what's the west coast where things get weird yeah and you know what i love on the east coast where people are just kind of like they're just mean and straightforward and they're significantly better drivers on the east coast yeah well fuck they have to like avoid people crossing the street that don't fear death like 100 of the time it's wild in seattle i never know what's gonna happen like i could be going through a green light someone might just like walk in the middle of the street i'm like you better fucking not you better not those are npcs and a lot of people will just like stop in the middle of the road because they're like am i lost yeah those are broken npcs yeah like deal with the consequences

of your actions and then pull over pull over somewhere don't stop in the middle of the street no yeah like why that doesn't make any fucking sense this is the whole thing just like stare at you while they're like about to drive into your car like hello also the light's green you can go this is like natural selection it's like a real real thing like for real you guys should not be allowed to drive no someone on tiktok i commented on a video of this woman who's like a terrible driver and it's like some reality show i don't know what it is but they're like you're a selfish person this is the worst driving we've ever seen and i think she's in canada and then i commented like is this seattle or something like that and someone commented and they're like

i saw liz and i just assumed it was liz from the holy hour saying this i was like oh my god i love that i'm a hater i'm a hater everywhere i go that's the best that is the best what's the word i'm looking for my brain's working at half uh legacy that's the best legacy to live to leave being a driving hater yeah just being being a driving hater you're you're a hater for those that deserve it and that's like a pretty i'm you're outspoken about it i'm proud to be a hater i should many things more things i think yeah i'll i'll give you i'll find something for you to hate thank you um so i think we should start off with something like actually fun with this really weird email yeah we got this email like a long time ago now check the date on it um and i don't think

we got it january 31st 2022 okay so like a year ago a year ago yeah um and i don't even know how to intro this this person emailed us like the weirdest email um and it's a bunch of run-on sentences and it's a weird topic and then they kept sending it to us they sent it to us on all of our social media and then they would like bubble it up on our email like if like it over like 10 or 12 hours you know like not enough they messaged us on discord yeah not enough time would go by and then like they'd be like hey you i need you to talk about this on the podcast and um i think that it's kink content i think they just wanted us to say these things because they wanted to hear us talk about it um and i do want to say like i we've we've had like

when we first started the podcast especially we would get some like weird messages and had like some very strange followers um because i think people were hoping it was going to be similar to call her daddy yeah um because in those early days um when they were like when that podcast was on barstool like the barstool bros are they're just listening to it because they get off to it you know they like and i think that early content of call her daddy i know it's changed since then but um i know that it was very much like internalized misogyny like very much like talking about sexual experiences in a way that panders to men um and they got they cashed out for it so good for them i mean at least alex did also at that age like we kind of all did that

totally you know when you're young and you're like yeah it's fun to make boys horny and then now in your 30s you're like can you shut the fuck up right i don't care about your dick might as well make 70 million out of it if you can exactly but that was all that we had to compare what we were doing too at the time too like that was the big name um so yeah we were getting like a lot of strange messages and emails and we always want to be cognizant too of like you know like what like is this person going through something yeah or you know anything we don't know what people are going through so we don't want to like laugh and so when we got this email we were like let's not do anything with this but then this person also they were just doing like a lot of

weird shit so we're like no this person is like they don't need help they're not being sincere um and i i doubt he's listening now um because once we finally replied to him like that we were uncomfortable with and like to search for other resources like we don't feel comfortable or like confident answering this question and you should do your own research and here's some like good places you can look or something um and then he like blocked us on everything he was making like a bunch of different emails to like subscribe to like our content too it's just and we were getting notifications i don't think he knew we we were getting notifications on that um but like y'all y'all will understand we should just jump into this because i did want to say one more

thing because i had said this in an earlier podcast but i ended up like cutting it out for some reason um also if you're like a younger person like underage writing to us like I'm I personally do not feel comfortable reading your email because at least not on the podcast um because I want to like protect young people from being like sexualized by people who are listening you know wanting to hear us talk about an underage person's sexual experiences does that make sense absolutely i don't want like young people listening to be fetishized by any potential creeps because we do we have had some weird experiences in the past so that's that's why i don't um read them or select them yeah but that being said we're gonna read this weird email we might have to do

some trade-offs because it's long yeah we should i feel like we shouldn't even read the whole thing because it's just it's all it's rambling yeah so the the subject line is there's so many slashes belly buttons any slash audis dilemma relationship slash blowing raspberries slash sex slash dating slash babies slash children advice slash options slash tips belly button skin to skin contact i feel like he was like writing for seo thinking we have like i don't know keywords that we're listening for that's what it feels like but honestly before you jump in like for a while i thought that this was maybe like ai generated because the hello girls at the top is in a different font did you notice that oh yeah it's like he copy pasted it maybe well he probably did

because he was sending it to us on every fucking oh that's true no you're right okay so it starts i need your relationship slash sex slash dating slash kink slash fetish slash dilemma slash belly button advice slash options slash tips slash help slash thoughts a lot of those things are repetitive oh my god let's okay so basically my girlfriend has this thing for my belly button and wants to lick my outie belly button with her tongue and wants to blow loud raspberries all over my belly including my outie belly button i don't know what to do about this should i let her do this to my belly button or should i sit down and talk to her about this first because i've never had my belly button licked by her before or blown on either should we go should we go on the journey

of belly button and see where it takes us and see if we both like this could you both please give some friendly advice slash tips on what i should do about this on your next podcast episode i'm not sure what to do about this or i'm not sure what to do is this a good way to extend our love to each other or take it to the next level we've been together a total of 22 months nearly also should i blow raspberries on her belly button as well she got an nanny so should i lick her belly button as well i and to to explain that there's no punctuation there's zero periods in that whole punctuation so i'm doing my best and a lot of random capitalizations do you want to take over yeah this paragraph take over bro this is like the whole time for the whole time you're

reading that paragraph i kept losing where you were yeah this is it's such a mess i think i did a good job for you did all things considered yeah i mean you're kind of swimming upstream here okay also can you give me any advice slash opinion slash tips on how i can show love or intimate love to my girlfriend tummy or belly button slash how she could do the same for my tummy slash tummy button as well the way the way he writes it it sounds like his girlfriend's name is tummy to my girlfriend tummy or belly button i like that he said tummy button i was reading this to mr liz and he was like this guy just wants you to say belly button yeah that's i mean that's what it feels like you're welcome you're welcome yeah we've said

it now about 50 times we're not even we're not even like a quarter of the way through this email um also okay i'm so uh same for my tummy slash tummy button as well i want to try having my tummy button played with to see if i like the feeling of it would you recommend loud raspberries capitalized to be blown on her tummy slash belly button or should i wiggle my tongue all over her any belly button and lick her belly button so her her button completely wet before blowing into her tummy slash belly button to tickle her i can't tell if this is a kink slash fetish she got for my belly button or is this is just a belly button obsession she has or if she just gets off on it because my belly button sticks out due to me having an audi i for sure thought this was someone

trolling us originally but then like how persistent this motherfucker was i was like no no it's definitely not you guys trolling but this goes on for a while should we like read some highlights of this fucking epic yeah we've been talking about babies as well we want to try for a baby together but i've never been sexually active before in my life or had sex before either with my partner we've been talking about baby names we got a list of baby names we like we thinking of trying for a baby daughter or baby son this is the part that feels like ai can you give me any advice trying for a baby daughter or baby son thank you for yeah those are the options as really got your bases covered those are the options when you're

starting out okay then they said it can change can you get right can you give me any advice slash tips how i can become sexually active slash have sex for the first time or how to get into it as well for the very first time we've been wanting to become parents for the very first time especially oh is that a period nope especially me i have always wanted to be a daddy to a daughter or son y'all when i tell you we should post this whole thing on patreon do you wanna yeah we're gonna post the whole thing on patreon it's like i mean unless y'all want to support us which is i mean that's like so so great it's not worth paying for our patreon just for this just for this it's repetitive but if you have patreon we're gonna put the whole thing on there as a treat as a little

treat it uh this is my favorite email i think we've ever gotten yeah yeah at the bottom he said i really hope you girls can do a special long episode for me answering all my questions so after him sending this to us so many times in so many places um we finally replied hi thanks for taking the time to write to us we do not feel comfortable or experienced enough to address the questions in your email this seems to this seems like a delicate topic between you and your partner and only two people and the only two people who can decide what is right for your relationship is you two together the only advice we have is to communicate how you feel to your partner we think a professional or people more experienced in the kink community will be able

to better answer your questions we suggest exploring reddit and asking folks in the kink communities if they have any advice best of luck amelia and liz when you sent that email i was like thank god you are so you have so much tact with shit like that because i would have my response would have been three paragraphs long apologizing about i'm so sorry but i don't want to answer this i'm so sorry are you trolling us also are you a bot i mean like so we tracked him down i found his social media did i tell you that yeah yeah we were together yes and he was like a person like it wasn't i really believed when we first got this that it was a bot it it reads like a bot i'm what i'm wondering if he was just using voice to text because there's no fucking period that

would actually make a lot of sense but can you imagine somebody saying this out loud no besides us right now we just i showed um a couple of my friends this like a while back when we first got this email and then it came up again recently and one of my friends had his siri read it out loud and it was the funniest goddamn thing i'm gonna send you that actually i think i might have sent it to you you should drop in some of that audio just like 10 seconds of it because hearing siri read this run-on sentence was i was like crying it was so fucking funny nor should i wiggle my tongue all over her any belly button and like her belly button so her button completely wet first before blowing into her tummy belly button to tickle her i can't tell

if this is a kink fetish she got from my belly button or is this is just a belly button obsession she has or if she just gets off on it because my belly button sticks out due to me having an outie all right what an email what an email i'm glad that we talked about it me too it was time the only other person that i like explicitly remember that has like he kept sending me messages he was such a douche um his name was kyle and he's probably not listening because i blocked him oh yeah and you yelled at him yeah he he could he would consistently message me like personal complaints like about how his feelings were hurt like i don't give a fuck i don't know you he would like talk about he would say to liz like that she like you're the one that you have

your head screwed on straight out of the two of you so i'm like especially disappointed it's like kyle all offense this is not for you kyle tyler ryan shut the fuck up if you're so butthurt don't Listen, Kyler. I started Ornod in 2013, and we make bike apparel. The best part of Shopify for me is our ability to run the business as essentially non-technical people. We're able to admin everything on the back end, front end, and sell things online easily. If Shopify were a bike accessory, I think it would actually be the bicycle. It's the thing that you do the thing on.

We run the business on Shopify. start your free trial on shopify.com on that on on our um this kink conversation should we um do another quick little round maybe like three um felias and you guess what they are oh sure hell yeah because that feels like you know we should learn with a belly button belly button all right belly button a belly button fetish is called alvinolagnia alvinolagnia it's also called navel fetishism um and that's it's that's it i like that they've never had sex but they are planning to have kids oh yeah that's like a christian couple oh yeah you know what yeah i did that when i was young never had sex talk about

what we're gonna name our kids what do you what was like a name that you do you remember any of the names you liked when you were younger to name kids that you like would not use now like when i was a teenager like a little kid how far back as you can remember um back before i thought about like how hard it would be to raise an entire human um i had a name on like my boy's name list clifton and i said that to my ex and he's like that sounds like a granola bar oh my god it totally fucking does it does does sound like because he would probably go by cliff yeah that's cliff the granola bar clifton he would like for sure be a rock climber i do still have a list of names that i like but i have a whole running list you have to have a list i have so many girl names

and like no boy names that's because there's not a lot of options for boys names and that is that is like supported by data um but i liked the name melissa as a kid um tanya i loved the name tanya because i loved the little mouse in fiefel goes west the one that's the cutest reason i loved tanya so much and she's such a good singer tanya if you're listening tanya killed it she's just one talented mouse what yeah what baby names did you like as a kid this is gonna come as a mage shock um but i was obsessed with the name britney spelled like britney spears and like whenever i'd play barbies i would always name my barbies britney that's a good name i was obsessed with turning 16 because that was how old

Britney Spears was when she did Hit Me Baby One More Time and so this was like I'm telling you. That's so cute. My entire existence surrounded around like ages 16 to 18 Britney Spears. So Britney was like my number one baby name and now I just like want to do it. And then I also want to name my kid Danica

which is my middle name which was my grandma's name but like my mom when I told her that she was like you're going to be she's going to have to correct people her entire life how to say it. It's like Danica. you know and that's real so now that's off the table now i have about 50 girl names great so if anyone wants to make a baby with me i'm open amelia a lot of people want to make a baby with you i i had tweeted this before it was like anytime i look at the comments on amelia's

uh instagram and yeah it was a porn hub comment i can't remember if i found that natively or if i saw it on like twitter or something but i said i would suck a fart out of her asshole like a bong and hold it like a bong hit that's literally like people are like so thirsty for amelia and her comments i love it no shade either you know no shade i love how like like relentless some people are in my comments i feel like being relentless in a comment and being relentless in dms is different because you're like being out there with well if it's in dms they know that what they're doing is questionable that's true but if it's public like that one guy who kept asking he like saying weird shit about your ass you know and you're like you're making me uncomfortable and

then he's like fuck you stupid slut oh my god that's right and he like subscribed to my typical too i forgot about him he subscribed to my like premium instagram and thought that i was gonna be like an only fans and when i was like no and also like please leave me alone but i was like much nicer i was like way nicer than he deserved he freaked the fuck out at me he was like i love your big jewish ass or something it was it was bordering on uh fetishizing my ass does not take part in any religion i'll have you know i am jewish my ass is for everyone yeah this ass is non-denominational yeah this ass is this this ass is a communist it's everyone's okay

equal opportunity ass um this ass does not discriminate pick a letter like probably toward the end like i want to pick p oh okay you're just feeling okay prostateophilia okay you're not gonna actually i do want to hear your guess for this pedal pumping it's just called pedal pumping yeah that's literally the name of the feelia how do you how is pedal spelled with a d pedal um the best thing i can think of is my best guess is and my first guess uh is like when you have

each foot on on each boob and you are just like driving you know i mean no but you never know that's that's all i got okay okay this is literally it persons typically female needing assistance with automobiles oh that's the kink that's that's a kink it's called pedal pumping yep help me i don't know how to drive can you jump on my car that was me getting my oil earlier while i was like getting my oil changed too i almost text you texted you you should date a mechanic i would love to do it because it's like kind of hot absolutely they're just like no shit about your car yeah you're like i'm a dumb little baby i don't know anything i'm a 31 year old adult woman i just don't know can you put a wrench in my piston i don't know what was another car part

um catalytic converter dipstick they they like pulled it out and showed me my oil and i was like okay i don't i don't know how i'm supposed to react it's just like thumbs up wow this is just like herbie fully loaded oh my god it's like cars and you're like mater but a person would you like mater um i'm sure all of them were you know they're they're checking on your car for you oh yeah because mater was the mechanic one yeah cute i was just thinking personality was they were like looking at the guy the manager um he was looking at my windshield wipers he's like how are your windshield wipers they were not good folks like i i bought new ones i just hadn't put them on yet and like part of the wiper was like dangling off and then i was like um i

have new ones it rains too much around here i know oh my god like i have new ones they're just in the back my back seat right now and he's like oh we can put them on for you for free and i was like okay thanks maybe they do you think that mechanics maybe are always so smooth with it damn but um okay say another letter uh really any letter q q that's an interesting one let's see if there is any q's there isn't and there's no r's either oh that's seems sus yeah maybe your boob one will be a cue the pedal pumping boob guess it will have to start with a cue the only thing i could think of is um like a a quaker fetish like where you dress as a quaker like the quaker oat man damn you could go to pennsylvania yeah you just pretend pretend to

be a quaker back in the day i love that or or a quaker fetish could be like an earthquake they call you quake they call them quakers that's what they call it part of the quaker community when you soak when you're um when you're a mormon and you soak and somebody jumps on the bed they call that earthquaking so that could be a cue i thought it was called uh trampoline no there's a few names yeah there are a few names um earthquaking i i can't remember i had heard it called something else but i can't remember what it was goes by a few names you're just you're jumping on the bed but he's docking inside of me it's so sad the person jumping on the bed is like in love with one of the people that's like actually doing the sex wait it's not called docking what is it called

again soaking it's also called soaking yeah justice for liz you got so many so much when we posted on tiktok people it's not called dunking i don't fucking care it's literally the dumbest thing ever hill to die on okay give me a letter um sorry i'm saying the alphabet in my head right now i think g might have some interesting ones all right let's do a g geron gerontophilia gerontophilia gerontophilia um i'm gonna i guess it's like a tom and jerry fetish where like one of you you just you're just playing cat and mouse oh a little chase around yeah so if you have ger gerophilia um you want to be jerry you want to be the mouse you want to be chased around it starts with a g like a naughty little bean

i know it starts i'm just saying the first thing i can think of that is the most interesting thing okay so it's a fetish of um elderly people gross oh that makes sense like geriatric that'll be me in a few years because everyone knows like women after 35 are like geriatric yeah my body's kind of already acting geriatric it sucks the older you get you're like why do my knees hurt and then they just are like that for the rest of time my hip has been hurting don't like that no that feels like an old person thing let me tell you learning how to ski at 30 oh my god god bless you teaches some things i don't know how you i am the most athletic i've ever been in my life i think

hell yeah right now that's amazing you know what i'm about to be with my trainer yeah just a couple of athletic bitches a couple of athletic geriatric bitches speaking of tom and jerry i just realized tom is because tomcat yeah what what about jerry jerry mouse i don't know i heard that they're actually tom and jerry are actually best friends and because tom needs to chase jerry around um because uh he does like he will keep him safe and if he's pretending to chase jerry um then they won't get rid of the cat and like get a new cat that will that will eat the mouse and then didn't they like make a suicide pact on the last episode of tom and jerry oh i don't fucking know about that there's like they sit on a train

tracks but i don't know i gotta i i feel like this is actually worth fact checking yeah that's a big uh that's like one of those rumors that you hear as a kid of like yeah and then did you know that they hid penis drawings in the little mermaid and they didn't yeah i've even checked that one myself so this so um this is the picture of the episode oh and they're just tired and sitting on the train tracks says the final episode of tom and jerry ended with both both characters committing suicide um snopes says it's mostly false which is interesting what's true the episode titled blue cat blues ends with tom and jerry sitting on a railroad track as a train approaches they don't show them killing themselves though but why are they sitting on it's a child's right

but i feel like that's enough yeah proof hmm anyway pretty sad um so there you go wow that's fucking depressing so let's let's get it uh check on your local tom and jerry's yeah i want to know why they named the mouse jerry if anyone knows this actually took up a lot of my brain space this weekend i i'm not even kidding it's like the tom and jerry yeah where did jerry come from i like that it came full circle it really did i know now we're talking about it today it's because you and i are on the same brave what brain wavelength the same brave length the same brave length that's also that'd be cute you make me brave oh you make me brave i just love you so much thank you i love you too i love you thank you thanks

an avocado thanks okay one more give me a letter oh one more yep we're doing three um i just picked g right yeah there's a lot of m's okay let's do an m okay because then you have options microphilia um i would say like a fetish for like little tiny things like you know how people will make like a little tiny kitchen or they make tiny food speaking of britney spears she has a lot of really tiny shit in her house like what like tiny like a little tiny couch there's always a little tiny couch like i kind of love that in the background of i really feel like she's living out her childhood that she never really had yeah probably but you're basically correct about your guess of microphilia um it's it's the philia of um shrunken beings and the imagined

shrinking of beings oh like honey i shrunk the kids honey honey i shrunk the kids was kink content um what what was is honey i shrunk the kids the first one yeah because then they get into some shenanigans again yeah honey i shrunk ourselves or something yeah what was this when the parents are small oh yeah this is literally not at all podcast related but i'm realizing as i get older how much we consumed as kids that were very clearly like high diaz you know what i mean like yeah how many kids shows do you think are just high diaz and so i was thinking back on all of the shit that i fucking loved as a kid like rugrats that there are so many um mentions in that show about being high just so many like stew the dad would

always be just like up late making macaroni i thought he was sleepwalking no he was high for sure he was high and like there's just like there are so many ren and stimpy i feel like they were on acid the entire time they were drawing that show wasn't i feel like wasn't ren and stimpy on like adult swim or something i'm pretty sure it's on cartoon network like during the day oh i remember seeing it during the day rocko's modern life was another one that was all real monsters there's just all of these shows yeah all real monsters was fucking weird so weird and when it got taken off the air my brother and I were convinced it was my mom's fault because she like hated it so much that and our world was so small we were like ma you gotta take it off the air like what did you

do but now that I'm old enough I'm like what the fuck yeah it's weird it's scary I don't know what was your like favorite show growing up I did really love Rugrats me too I'd make my family watch that during dinner every night my family was my family bullied me as a child um and they would call me angelica what maybe like you're bratty i'm like yeah you haven't taught me any coping skills so i'm just mirroring back what you do oh my god what the fuck yeah and now i'm in therapy i used to make my family watch rugrats every single night at dinner and my my mom would like tell me like if we had a long car ride or something i'd be like how much longer she'd be like two episodes of rugrats like she would like measure it in episodes of

rugrats i fucking loved that shit like i don't have any perception of time still but there were like a lot of kids shows that had like sexual references in them i remember this one reference in it's not sexual um it was in the fairly odd parents uh you know how mr crocker would always give timmy turner an f uh-huh and he was like you get an f and then he hit a button and it was a bomb and it said f on it oh it's an f bomb that's amazing there were some like really clever things like spongebob i mean spongebob was very obviously spongebob was originally pitched as like an adult cartoon it shows and i think so was powerpuff girls because instead of um instead of uh sugar spice and everything nice and chemical x it was supposed to be a can of whoop ass

oh my god i love that and the professor accidentally opened a can of whoop ass that is so that's so funny that makes me appreciate it even more i mean like spongebob like there's so much shit in that that was like buried in there for the adults that were like being forced to watch it you know which like i kind of love i love when they do that there's like some pixar stuff too that like now that i'm older and i'm watching it i can like i'm like oh that's for a grown-up i didn't get that but then like you think about like there's a lot of shit in like old old disney that's like pretty fucked like all of alice in wonderland like not it's not sexual but like it's all about drugs the whole thing is drug induced you know what movie was

fucking scary to me as a kid um pinocchio oh pinocchio was terrifying but like i i do think it's funny that like when the kids when these boys are being shitty they get turned into an ass i'm like so good i get that now yeah they are dumbo terrifying pink elephants on parade oh yeah so scary when they like accidentally there's also like the crows in there are supposed to be like jim crow racist yes fucked um there's just so much stuff that's there there's also um something in fantasia that has been removed and i didn't know about this until recently someone had posted this clip of like these like um i can't remember if they're like mermaids or something they're or fairies or whatever um they're like getting ready or they're just mythical girls like you

know what i mean like mythical creatures but like they're like sirens yeah yeah um and they're like just like having their hair brushed and they look all cute and then they had um a little black girl and it was like such a like racist representation of black kids and it's so terrible and they cut it out yeah i wonder when they did that not soon enough it shouldn't have even been in there in the first place and it's just like yeah so then there's like this representation of white girls being like beautiful and like little princesses and then the representation of um the black girl the character is buttercup is just like so mean and it makes me really sad and angry yeah because i want like all little girls should like have something like that where they're like

represented as like beautiful and like yeah that was like that trend on tiktok of like moms of black children showing them the trailer for the little mermaid um and like when they show her and she's black the little girls are all and the little boys that were watching too were like oh my god like she looks like me and they were like so like genuinely elated that they had that kind of representation they like have a princess that looks like them okay so um i just looked up on cosmopolitan uh sex related references and disney movies and there's 23 of them okay so i'm just gonna list a few they made a penis joke in frozen oh um anna said foot size doesn't matter at one point which was like i guess yeah because the bigger the feet the bigger the shoe

there's a there's a hooker in toy story do you remember that oh because it's the is it the legs that is also the fish hook yeah that sid made i forgot about that sid was an artist oh my god okay justice for sid yeah justice for sid he was just he might be a surgeon now yeah who's to say he was a bully though yeah he was um there was a lemon party in cars i've never heard of this but have you heard of lemon party in general nope i just now read about it yeah it's a website i never looked it up but it's like a website for like old people having orgies right yeah it was it was an early 2000s shock website featuring just one image of three elderly men having sex that is also just like very um early 2000s internet yeah it really was just like go to

lemon party or like do you want to be part of the pen 15 club yeah then it just says penis on your hand oh my god do you remember um uh meatspin.com no oh my god it was like a gif like before gifts like existed of like somebody having anal sex and his dick was just like helicoptering like while he was being fucked in the ass and that was the entire website people be like have you ever been to meatspin.com it was such a strange time for the internet yeah i never went to those websites because i was like no i know you're up to something and this is the family computer so yeah so i will not be visiting that website i remember learning what two girls one cup was oh my god and people would watch it and i'd be like what is wrong with you i have a reaction

video i really don't want to see that i have a reaction to me watching that with my brother's best friend yeah i can't believe you watched it i did i watched that and i watched um i just don't i don't want to see it i don't care one man one jar that was another one sticking a jar up his ass and then it breaks yeah no yeah it's fucked it breaks yeah and then he was still like i'm gonna post this yeah shock was like a big thing in the early 2000s then you have to get as much it was probably so expensive to get a broken jar removed from your asshole it was the worst thing i've ever seen it's a toy there's like a lot of blood yeah amelia i know it wasn't my idea stressing me out my idea i can't believe i'm so glad i

never had an older brother it made me mentally um i want to say mentally strong but i think it actually kind of traumatized me yeah that is traumatizing okay so back to this lemon party um in cars uh there was a there's a scene in cars featuring a bunch of old-timer vehicles partying with literal lemons is a direct reference hmm these people it's true they need to find a way to entertain themselves oh yeah when buzz in uh in toy stories 2 and buzz sees jesse for the first time his wings pop out pop out and it's an erection reference boink that's so funny oh they're um back to cars there's a flashing scene where lightning the queen literally gets flashed by groupies they turn on their headlights that's amazing that's funny did

you ever get your uh did you ever get waxed by the way oh when were you supposed to do that before i go to hawaii oh that's right at the end of april i was thinking about it the other day i was like oh did amelia ever get it waxed i was thinking about that the other day as well but i um i have not yet done it i think that i should do it probably a couple of times before i go like maybe why not yeah why not well because then you'll at least know how you react to it yeah in case you have like it like ingrowns yeah no i still haven't done it when was the last time you did it so long ago yeah it's been i should go again a while since i've heard about it none like nobody i know has gotten one in a very very long time my friends say you still i guess because

of covid everyone's abandoned the brazilian i just think yeah you know what just lean into like having like a landing strip or a full bush yeah it's fun yeah it's fun it's flirty it's fuckable fun flirty fuckable yeah the the three f's and that's that and then we need to have some bush influencers you know bush fluencers maybe that'll be your speaking of which i've noticed you've been posting on tiktok yeah i'm trying to just post sometimes look at you go because why not maybe you'll be a bush influencer yeah i can't post my bush on tiktok but no but you can be a strong advocate for such yeah i'll be like listen landing strips bush that's the new thing bush light oh there was one more thing um this was posted on cnn 16 hours ago from the time

that we are recording okay they found a wooden object nearly 2 000 years old that suggests that the romans used sex toys look at this thing it looks like a club oh i see because the end the end it looks like a penis it looks like a circumcised penis were they circumcising dicks back then well you could still pull back the hood you know that's true but it's just interesting that they would they would choose to design it as such well that's the pleasurable part you know because even even when you're having sex the foreskin is like it pulls back yeah it's not still right it's just interesting because it's like if it was for the person receiving the penis it wouldn't really matter if it was like well also how would you well if it was carved out of

out of wood i don't think it would feel very good that's like the shape with the foreskin yeah that's true that's true nah um they found it in 92 but they've just recently put together that this could have been um used for sexual reasons they're like they were talking about this like survived like all of these thousands of years probably because of how it was built like it's like maybe just like a girthier one but they think that there's like a bunch of these that existed and they've always used sex toys a bunch of dildos which i think is really interesting especially because like there's this belief that like you know sex is like supposed to be just like to make babies and like be between um like it shouldn't be pleasurable for anyone and the

romans had fucking dildos so that's like hot news for the day like pre-religious era people were like sex is pleasurable yeah and that's why we have it the gods gave them a clit for a reason for a reason it would be disrespectful to god to not enjoy sex exactly it was a gift that's just science welcome to our church well this might be a bit of a shorter episode because we didn't have a lot of topics today um which means y'all should send us some more emails yeah what do y'all want us to talk about yeah you know what maybe we should post on our story yeah oh wait there's an update from last week then then we can be done megan fox posted oh yeah that she wasn't she wasn't cheated on which was really gas lady honestly because she like posted cheating

lyrics and then she was like y'all are fucking ridiculous for thinking that there's cheating it's like what you did that megan that was you that was all you it was all you and i was ready to go to war for me too so i still am actually no me too i bet he cheated yeah even if she didn't know about it yeah i'm sure that she did though she probably just doesn't want it never want to be in her business she probably acted out of impulse and then realized that she's famous yeah stars they're just like us yeah been there except not famous so like i got as much as i would love to post shit online about any inconvenience i have there is something that feels really good about it for like literally a second and then you realize that you don't feel

any better which is probably what happened okay well thanks for listening we love you our children one of the better ones i think we're just so tired we were like just fuck it sometimes i'm like should we stop singing it no okay stop singing it bye oh my god Thank you.