The Hoely Hour - E146 Oddly Satisfying Vocal Fry

Episode Date: July 28, 2023

Amelia and Liz play another game of Porn Title Rankings, including Bi-Curious George and Grinding Nemo(?). What's your girl dinner, and just as important, what's your boy dinner? Let's talk about Ariana Granda dating a grown man who plays Spongebob in the Broadway musical because apparently that's a thing that exists. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

I don't know what goes on between people in their relationships and whatnot, but the fact that this is chronically happening, and I just want to know what she's doing to get them to just be like, fuck my relationship, I'm going to date Ariana Grande. Welcome to The Holy Hour, a podcast about sex, relationships, mental health, and everything in between. I'm Amelia Sanson. And I'm Liz Ball. Follow us on Instagram and TikTok at The Holy Hour.

I'm on Instagram and TikTok at Amelia Sanson. and i'm on instagram and tiktok at liz ball so hard you can also watch us on youtube or listen ad free on patreon at patreon.com slash the holy hour check out our merch at theholyhour.com and email us your spicy stories at holy hour podcast at gmail.com you know those like oddly satisfying videos yeah those are so unsatisfying to me they're upsetting to me why i don't know there's something about them that does not give me that asmr sensation that it just makes me uncomfortable oh god i fucking love it well i was just about to say these mugs fitting lacroix perfectly is like that one of those videos for me that's i would say that's fair i'd agree with that oh

my god it's beautiful it's oddly satisfying oh is it gonna go oh no it doesn't and then it's like oddly satisfying i'm gonna change the name of this podcast to oddly satisfying yeah to um oddly satisfying vocal fry oddly satisfying someone's boyfriend is listening to this and they're like turn this shit off like screaming with their hands over their ears i saw um a tiktok of it's i think her name's caitlin she does all of those little like bits caitlin riley oh my god every dating podcast like here's my shit advice about dating that is just my opinion that i came up with it's so fucking good yeah that is actually she's not wrong no i was watching it with frank and i was like

because me and frank love caitlin riley she's hilarious we love her and um i was like oh new caitlin riley just dropped and then i started watching it without him he was in the other room and i was like oh my god this one's about me how'd she know is this fucking play about us um i think my favorite is the girl who thinks she's like going to get proposed to and she's definitely not oh yeah yes me and me and frank always quote the um girl who's definitely getting broken up with later it's the just every every part of it can you give me some coffee baby give me some coffee like the most insufferable kind of person is our entire personality do you talk to frank

in a baby voice no do you change how you talk to him at all i don't think so god now i want you to tell me what we're all hanging out this week i feel like i change how i'm talking when i talk to mr liz in what way um i just turn into a little baby i just want to be taken care of that's fair i mean i feel like i hate when i catch myself doing it i get so annoyed with myself where i'm just like you know what could you give me some water i do i noticed yesterday when i was saying bye to him sometimes i'm like i love you like dove and i i hate it i catch myself and i'm like that's like how i talk to like gatsby and grandpa you know they could you don't do so much he's like i dove you too oh yeah i'm sorry that doesn't sound so good back um

you remember the game that we played where i had you i gave you porn titles and made you rank them one to five without knowing what's next yeah i've made another round okay are you ready to play i am this round is arguably better in my opinion so here we go i'm nervous you should be okay so to uh explain the rules again i'm going to give liz uh porn titles one by one and she has to rank them one to five based on what she thinks that she would watch without knowing what's next so if she has like something as number one and she likes something better later she can't change it are you ready liz the slutty professor five a spin-off of the nutty professor really oh yeah it sounds boring that's true i mean that is

professor that's so predictable yeah it you know i feel like that movie's been made before all right many many times all right that's your number five i i saw this porn uh before i stopped watching porn um where the director was like giving feedback during the scene and they didn't cut it out they hear her voice so funny like what the it would have been a female director yeah love that for her oh my god yes she's like i need a boss bitch moment in this art in this film it's like it's female directed i need everybody to know that are y'all aware like yeah and it would have been good but you took us out of the scene but that made me think of it because it was a professor oh my god i meant to tell you a student i looked up a porn star that

you recommended oh which one um curly-headed fuck uh-huh incredible uh-huh i like how mean he is i see you know i don't listen that's true but i keep forgetting you don't listen with audio he is one of the few that i have listened to some of the audio he's always like say thank you oh oh i'm like thank you i'm like looking at my phone i'm like thank you i'm like responding out loud like i'm watching blues clues you get your little notepad out yeah okay draw a picture of him so the slutty professor is number five okay the next one pulp friction pulp friction i think i'll go two this is too easy for you okay the whore of the rings ooh one oh you might regret that later liz oh no is there a scooby-doo one no is it too late for me to change it yes it's too late

fuck grinding nemo um what do i have left three and four three and four i'll go four because for some reason the title of like finding nemo is especially a children's movie you know yeah so that's why it makes i what i what is that about grinding nemo is this fish fucking maybe it's about someone that has um amnesia like dory you know trying to help a man find his son and then they end up maybe it's like a dory marlin fanfic is there like a wikipedia page that will summarize this for us let's see grinding nemo i think that's worth a check yeah i need to know now because it's like is this animated is it people dressed up as fish is it like just generally there there's i have so many questions oh god who's fucking because oh no no just started

without my consent you know oh okay okay um i mean now i'm curious i know me too are we about to watch a porn together well oh there's a are you even in a private private browser no oh it's just someone it just looks like it's kind of like swim related and it's just solo and then there's hand job oh there's tits i need to stop calling them tits is she giving the dildo a hand job i'm too scared to look hold on yeah i mean unless that i mean that looks like a really yeah i think that's a dildo jesus christ so this is the first for us grinding name i want i showed you um oh yeah that water the water porn that was oh yeah i do remember that well all right here's the

final one your your number three draft pick okay by curious george was my number one to be honest i'm happy with my first choice the whore of the rings yes um and i think that by curious george that's a close one for first yeah i wish i could have made it second pulp friction though the only thing is is like dudes who love pulp fiction are insufferable yeah you know what i mean totally yeah like say what again motherfucker yeah that's so true i've never watched pulp fiction without a guy quoting it word for word right next to me yeah i had a pulp fiction shirt and i stopped wearing it because i was sick of men coming to talk to me about it that's such a good wow it's a bedtime shirt that's a great dating strategy if you want insufferable men to want

to fuck you which we've all been there yeah yeah sometimes that is what you want buy a pulp fiction shirt you're like i wish i had someone around to just like mansplain everyday things to me yeah wear a pulp fiction shirt around see what happens and then just kind of like quote it just like some little baby quote it slightly incorrectly too so they're like um actually they get to um actually you because that gets some men harder than a rock actually i'm gonna bust i get to tell a girl something me and liz went to capitol hill block party this weekend we got recognized for the podcast that was fucking dope that was really exciting for me it was a first if y'all ever

was that a horn that was probably a man um actually if y'all ever see us in person for any reason please say hi please say hi we're really nice i hope you know i was also very tired i think i was tired because i was high the whole time yeah i mean that'll do it i was i was crossfaded the entire time yeah that's fair and you can see in my pictures with my eyes barely open dude your carousel that you chose was so fucking bomb thank you 10 out of 10 if you haven't seen liz's pictures from capital block party not only are they great because i took them they're great because she's so hot

thank you and you edited them very well thank i tried very hard it took a lot of uh color grading yeah yeah a lot of finessing it was tough with how bright it was outside but in facetune i don't like use facetune to actually tune my face also you have to like pay for literally everything now but they have some filters that i really like oh that's good to know so i used the filters and then um the background blur thing um i used it for that like tilt shift love that shit but it's so much more like uh intuitive like it can pick up like oh this is the person that's amazing you can um blur out other things because sometimes it'll have like another person in the background you're like no fuck that guy this is about me yeah i'm the main character yeah exactly that's really cool

yeah and you can pick like how blurry you want it to be so i'm not an ad for face yeah don't don't tune your face guys i'll admit for my capital block party post i uh i facetuned under my eyes to get my uh because i was sweating so much my mascara was running in my pictures so i cleaned it up i came forward that's this is my public apology i think that's reasonable the things that are still free are things that are like cover up your blemishes yeah conceal and that's what you would do anyways yeah in real life it was hot as hell out there y'all i'm i'm not built for that anymore actually i was never built for that it's not even an age thing at the end of every day i'd wake up in the morning and i'd be like my entire body hurts

so much yeah it was a lot of time on our feet but it was fun and i'm not used to being on my feet i'm used to sitting in my office chair and slouching yeah until i'm suddenly like why am i in pain yeah god that's so real being in pain from sitting for too over y'all i don't know if i talked about this last week i must have and i'm just going to become the most insufferable person ever about this but i got a pillow cube and my neck doesn't hurt anymore i don't think you did i'm well i guess you edited so you would know i probably did cut it out honestly you told me about it after it's what i remember it's actually shifted the trajectory of my life you had it so you got a it's called it's the company is called pillow cube i'm trying to get them to sponsor me

i messaged my manager and i was like will you please i need to see liz it's actually the best investment i've ever made like i have been dealing with i'm a pillow slut i've been dealing with neck and headaches like neck pain and headaches for the past six months and the first night i used this it was gone you know how i always come over and i'm like so is it like that yeah so how it how it works is it's also this is not sponsored this sounds like a commercial but truly if you're a side sleeper this is worth the investment it's they call it your neck first of all their ads are super funny and very informative but they call this your neck hole right here and when you're using normal pillows it like yeah but the pillow cube fills fills your neck hole perfectly so you

don't and at first it's a little bit tough to get used to because it is a little raised but yeah it keeps your spine straight raised it doesn't bother me though and i'm like you already sleep with my arm under my pillow to prop it up they talk about that in the ad for pillow cube hmm have you seen the side sleeper beds there's like a hole so you can put your arm in it that's perfect for like pregnancy too it's perfect if for you know you want to be spooned if you want to be the little spoon or the big spoon real fuck frank is a back sleeper that's weird he looks like a dead person when he sleeps he's a side sleeper in the morning though mr liz sleeps on his back too he's he sleeps on all sides except for maybe his stomach like that's how that's how people look

in a coffin you know like not that it matters how you look when you sleep but like they do like what the back sleepers do look like they're they always have their hands up here you are posed like a corpse fix it but you know they're breathing loud as fuck so yeah true frank doesn't snore unless he's at my house they start snoring and then you uh pretend that you uh are just rolling over yeah and hit them yeah sorry but you like fully kick them off the bed will you spoon me so you're not laying on your fucking back and snoring i used to just turn people over onto their sides when they were snoring like i would just like take i just take it would be at my liberty to just touch them and move them in in their sleep like people at sleepovers when i was

growing up oh that's hilarious i would just shove them onto their sides and they'd be like what like you're snoring just wake me up would would like snoring like a chainsaw would that be a deal breaker for you absolutely 100 yeah like no doubt i would even prefer a c-pap machine oh for absolutely white noise sleeping in the white noise i think that i am um traumatized because growing up obviously when we would be vacationing i would have to share a hotel room with my brother or like if we were like at a family's house like a family friend's house or family member's house we'd have to share a room and he has always snored like a bear and so I would never sleep so now even if people are snoring when I'm awake I have like a reaction

to it I'm like stop like I hate the sound of snoring so I couldn't do it right both my parents snore and when you're yeah when you're a kid and you're sharing a hotel room with your entire family mm-hmm and I always I'm like oh I want to share the bed with mom yeah his dad farts but mom snores and the lesser of two evils yeah and that and they yeah so they both snore the older they've gotten and then they blame each other they're like but you snore so loud i'm like you both fucking snore and it's insufferable and i'm so glad that i'm a grown adult now and i don't have to deal with that i just i don't it would it be a deal breaker for you then absolutely it's i really truly it's and every dude that snores swears they don't snore

they're like no no only when i'm drunk i'm like no that's that's only that's when you have somebody with you you know and that's when you're being told one time i hope she doesn't mind if i tell this story um someone stayed the night with anna in college when we were still living in the dorms and she was like he was like i don't know if it was her or her roommate but they were this man was snoring loud as hell and they tried to wake him up and he got a nosebleed while he was sleeping so there's just blood everywhere that's and i think that's hilarious so fucking disgusting it is it is gross i was having sex with my ex once and he was on top and got a nosebleed and was bleeding onto me ew and he not like i wasn't noticing that it was happening until i felt

something drop and he noticed at the same time and he was like oh god it's the grossest shit in entire world he used to get a lot of nosebleeds bless his heart um it's just all the evil leaving his body um i think we need to talk about girl dinner have you heard of girl dinner is this a barbie thing no oh it's just uh so girl dinner is i can't believe you're not on girl dinner tiktok no i saw that i think taco bell added it to the menu or like chick full some one of the fast food restaurants added girl dinner to the menu but i didn't know what it was girl dinner you can't it's not on any menu it was like girl dinner french fries and like two chicken nuggets that's what it was girl dinner is you make yourself basically like a charcuterie board and that's

your dinner it's just kind of like an assembly of whatever you have fuck and you're like that's and that's it it's not a lot of food either it's girl dinner that is so relatable uh-huh that's like I thought I was the only person who did that like you make yourself a little a little cheese plate with some crackers and some prosciutto and maybe like some olives and that's girl dinner and you're like you're happy with your little girl dinner and then maybe you have like a glass of wine you're just kind of treating yourself but it's also like not a real meal yeah no i yeah i my girl dinner is usually like half of a bag of tim's chips like the individual sized bags that's boy dinner and um a nutrigrain bar oh that is girl dinner actually yeah yeah yeah

well boy dinner is just like one thing and a little bit of it boy boy dinner is just like something absolutely atrocious oh um the boy dinners i've seen and boy dinner their song is a banger um there's songs that yeah girl dinner i can't believe i know more about something on tiktok than you do what the fuck i'll have to show you some girl dinner videos um boy dinner uh the ones i've seen the original is horrifying um this guy goes into his bedroom and his bedroom is exactly what you'd expect it's an absolute shit storm and he pulls his blankets back and there's an open box of pizza and a thing of ranch maybe but the the lyrics say um spiders in the mayo so maybe there's man it's mayonnaise and not ranch which is i don't know it may it's gross but

the then i've seen some other ones where it's um nerds clusters like just a bag of candy oh my god i asked mr liz what his uh boy dinner would be and he said hold on let me let me pull it up i literally can't remember i wonder if frank knows what this is i'm gonna i'm gonna text him as you're looking what's your boy dinner uh oh i said yeah what's your boy dinner and he said just going to sleep instead of eating and i said i i don't know i think that's probably what he ended up doing last night so maybe that's what he thought his boy dinner is and i said i think your boy dinner is greasy ski lodge pizza at a red bull followed by a slew of unhealthy snacks like flaming hot cheetos and a donut and then you laying in the fetal position moaning and farting that is so

fucking funny what did he say he just said lmao hi baby that means he actually thinks it's funny honestly how little he like how little mr liz gives me over text messages would make anyone think that he hates me i promise he doesn't some people are just not good at texting he definitely likes me i just noticed that gatsby's on my lap there's just so many things going on i'm listening to you and messaging happening over here i need to see and then yeah i'm just like he's always like why does my tummy hurt i'm like when you let's think about all the things that you ate it is so annoying when like gatsby's like we're not talking about that um i lost my train of thought this is so fucking boy dinner oh yeah well i messaged rank and asked

if he knows what boy dinner and girl dinner is and he said unfortunately i said we're recording what's your boy dinner he's probably thinking about it so we'll we'll come back to that um oh that's what i was gonna say it's so annoying when somebody like keeps having like stomach problems or headaches and it's so obvious what's causing them like why did my tummy hurt mr liz always does that he did that when we went to go visit his family this summer he uh we we were on the way to the airport and we stopped and he ate um a cheeseburger from jack-in-the-box and then we got to the airport and he ate a plate of chicken tenders and airport food it's it's not good no it's just like sodexo it tastes like shit um and uh then on the airplane

he ordered cheeseburger sliders and mac and cheese what airplane mac and cheese wait what airport wait you can order that it was air canada oh and the flight was pretty long it was like six hours canadians would um so but and i don't trust airplane food the only airplane food i trust is alaska i fucking or like something international there was um this uh youtube video that i was watching about i think it was an alaska flight actually maybe not but i was i watched a lot of airplane videos so i might be getting my wires crossed but uh this whole entire flight got food poisoning and the only reason that the pilots didn't is because they were on a different body clock because they had been coming from somewhere else so they ate dinner and everybody else ate

breakfast and the entire plane got like violently ill from these ham omelets yeah yeah i know i mean yeah i'm not surprised yeah so then when we landed he was like writhing in pain i'm like that'll do it i listed all of the things he ate and he's like stop yeah it's either like act surprised i don't want to hear it or like no that can't be it yeah no no i mean i'm not innocent i'm like oh i have a headache have you had any water today mine is i have a stomach ache because i have only had coffee today yeah you know what i mean yeah i'm like you would think at my ripe age of 30 i would have learned by now that that does not go well did frank have he answered his boy dinner is a california burrito and half a pint of ice cream back in my days of southern

california and free chips free chips i mean that's a that's a rounded meal yeah you're getting a few food groups in there i feel like boy dinner and girl dinner it needs to be a little shameful for it to count totally i want to i want to think more about what my girl dinner would be because like i it's been a while since i've like really enjoyed a girl dinner now especially now that i'm going to the gym i'm like trying to be more like thoughtful about what i'm putting into my body i think your girl dinner is um not eating all day and then being absolutely starving and then ordering something from uber eats that is so fucking true that's that's like my whole mo yeah fuck you're so right i haven't done that in a while like being like why am i tired and sad

like oh because i haven't eaten anything yeah and then ordering three different things from a thai restaurant i mean you did do that the last time you were here did i you ordered a bibimbap oh my god that's right i love omabop it's so good um maybe we should talk about um sex and dating related things okay because i think that we should talk first we can talk about whatever we fucking want yeah it's our fucking podcast um even though literally everyone is so nice to us i know i know everyone's like talk about whatever you want to talk about we should talk about this whole ariana grande uh debacle we talked did we talk about this a little over the weekend we did um okay so to catch up the listeners if you're not into the goss the gossip

uh ariana grande is married to this guy who looks like a healthy pete davidson uh damn and what's his name she has a thing for veneers dalton gomez dalton gomez so she's married to him and she was just in she just filmed wicked she plays glinda um wicked's a musical and it just came out that she's like separated from her husband and seeing a guy who was her co-worker um like a co-star in wicked and he looks like a ginger version of dalton gomez and dalton gomez actually looks like her brother so she has a oh frankie interesting just had a slew of a type i don't i and we'll talk about what the issue is here in a sec i don't want to be judgmental and the last thing i want to do is talk badly about how someone looks

that's against everything that i believe and i am shocked at her type shock does she have a type though because she's dated so many different types of dudes like yeah but i mean i guess lately the last few dudes it's she could she could like be with anybody you know which is the crux of the issue yeah she could be with anybody but so after this uh announcement happened that she's like been dating her co-star um he was married also and had a kid and he was with his wife for 10 years and they recently had a baby and she was completely blindsided so after that was announced people started digging into ariana grande's past and when pete davidson was with kazzy david um he broke up with her in a text the day before she found out

online along with everyone else that he was dating ariana grande after years of being together and like this is like her mo like um big sean was engaged to naya rivera and like she came home and ariana was at their house um who else dalton gomez had a girlfriend that um dalton told her not to worry about ariana grande and how the fuck did he even meet ariana grande Miley Cyrus what introduced them he is a uh realtor for the stars and him and Miley were friends and they were all just kind of running in the same group um and then I feel like there's another person in that mix oh Mac Miller he had a yeah yeah he did he did um yeah Mac Miller she's she's out here stealing people's mans and what I want to know like sure whatever I

i don't know what goes on between people in their relationships and whatnot but the fact that this is chronically happening and i just want to know what she's doing to get them to just be like fuck my relationship i'm gonna date because she's a 10 and she's choosing like fours and i mean just like by the by definition of how like women are usually 10 has he david's a 10 right and but also pete davidson okay so i was thinking about this on the way over here ariana grande she like raises people's market value and then she drops them she's like she's like a remodel she's like a home remodeler you know kind of like kanye west yeah well used to be yeah now no one wants to really be associated with a neo-nazi yeah yeah weird no but she'll really she she will increase

the market value of these men because pete davidson i mean kazzy david is so beautiful but like after ariana grande dated pete davidson everyone was like oh he's hot like out of nowhere you know like dalton gomez is probably gonna be fine you know what i mean yeah yeah yeah and then now this guy who played spongebob on broadway she looks like spongebob she is like astronomically out of his league like regardless i'm not i don't want to talk again i don't want to talk shit about how someone looks he's everyone has different types it's just if you look at them in pictures and i think how she does this is that she dates men that think they could never get anyone like ariana grande and then knows that they'll leave their significant other for her

because like men are predictable maybe like you know how like avoidance are like i'm gonna you're perfect and i'm gonna date you until i someone else i think is better comes along yeah um that is validating that they're like oh this person is perceivably better than the person I'm with like she is famous and rich and beautiful and all of these things yeah I think I think for her too if you date down you never have to worry about them leaving you you know you're like you're always going to be the one on top I think we think that but I also think that's not true i think um when that happens that person is so insecure that they like still will cheat on you because they have to like reassure themselves like how common is that you know like somebody

like a not good looking dude cheating on their like hot girlfriend yes totally but also i think there's a difference in power dynamic here with like who she's choosing to date like dalton gomez is a realtor which is like a great job but like she's like an international pop star you know what i mean like pete davidson was on snl he's doing great now he's he's upped his career but when they were dating he was just on snl yeah you know and like and he was like pretty unknown because for a long time like they weren't putting him in any sketches i don't think he was writing anything they just had him do uh the news portion yeah like occasionally yeah right yeah and it was just because him and lauren michaels are like they like go on vacation together and shit

which is very random super random seth myers was like you're lying yeah yeah no it's it i think that they're because like nobody knew who this like spongebob guy was until this started yeah i did it i when i was seeing these headlines i was like who's this guy yeah i literally i didn't understand until it was very clearly written out for me that she was now dating this man well because i also was like i thought she was married the wife of the guy who voiced spongebob has been posting like ariana grande is not dating my husband she's dating the guy that was spongebob on broadway because people are getting confused now they think that she's dating this like old man because who the the guy that voiced spongebob like on the cartoon people are like oh my god

she's dating the guy that did the voice of spongebob no she's dating the guy that played spongebob on broadway and that was also me learning that there is a spongebob musical on broadway is it a musical or is it just a play sure as a musical i didn't know that there was a spongebob musical i didn't let alone a spongebob musical on broadway i'm excited to see wicked yeah i was like damn that sucks but i am still gonna see wicked maybe this is like a musical theater our uh us reformed theater kids need to see wicked and i was just about to say too i wonder if this whole thing with him and this spongebob guy we should learn his name he has a name but with her and spongebob um we just need to call him that from now on there are like on

set romances especially like in theater departments because she's a theater kid you know like absolutely you cling on to one person because it's fun to have like a theater crush but like not when you're like married like the ink hasn't even dried on your divorce papers sis what are you doing anyway it's an interesting thought i would love to hear people's uh opinions on yeah what's going on spicy it is specie spicy she well i mean she has that song breakup with your girlfriend because i'm bored damn i was thinking about that song the other day like before all of this was this all of this came to light and i was thinking about it of like in terms of like girls who are with their boyfriends all the time and you don't get to see them anymore and i was like

that's should be what it means like break up with your girlfriend because i'm bored and i want to see my friend yeah and you're so boring and i don't want you around anymore that's what the music video is but it was yeah she like kisses the girl yeah so it's more of like a like a queer number queer baiting she's come out as bi oh really okay i love but she's pretty like like she's come out as bi in two songs and i don't know if she's ever actually said it outside of like one interview you know okay interesting um she has a song where she says like i like girls and boys just kind of like in one line and then moves on she's like no one asked me about this yeah that's relatable i'm out i'm like i'm just gonna allude to it and um just hope that like no

one ever really questions it yeah bye uh anyway that's that's what's happening in the uh the celebrity sphere i was gonna say celeb celebrity ether oh so we have the same mindset so selether gotta keep an eye out for selether um what's next that's a great question liz let's see um what we haven't talked about ever if not for a very long time is um reverse cowgirl i hate it because i'm always afraid that i'm going to hurt my partner because there's just too many ways that a wiener can bend incorrectly yeah you know and apparently and then when that happens it's just it kills the vibe and you're like oh yeah it's like oh what out and it's like oh shit and then you're like you don't feel it so that's a good segue liz

um according to a video on tiktok that went viral by dr karen raj uh reverse cowgirl was responsible for up to 50 of bedroom related broken penises it's risky it is um you know you and i were recently talking about reverse cowgirl because i did it recently yes and i liked the position i put myself in okay care to share yeah i will share um and this does it this i'm just also going to clarify But that you still run the risk of injuring your partner. So even though I liked how I positioned myself. So he was laying down and then I had my legs like interlocked with his.

And it just gives you a little bit more leverage. Yeah. And frees up your hands, you know. Yes. But your thighs still will get tired. So see, I've never been able to successfully. I think you could bend over maybe. see that's where i make the mistake because that can bend yeah it's still you run the risk you run

the risk i always um go like full froggy like on my feet that would be so hard it's a lot of fucking work so to speak a lot of fucking work yeah yep you see what i did i did uh but yeah apparently it's the most dangerous sex position y'all so be beast okay i like it for the novelty i don't like it from the perspective of um getting like a clear shot of my butthole oh yeah i don't like i don't like that idea it doesn't make me feel sexy you can always use a little uh a butt plug you still haven't done that i know i was trying to it um you know how I wore those shoes from at block party two days ago uh that were from eighth grade oh yeah so I dug them out from like my shoe my like shoe organizer under my bed and out flew

all three of the enormous butt plugs that I had bought they were giant they're just chilling under my bed next time you come over to record I'm gonna I'm gonna have to show you have you seen them in person yeah oh yeah you showed them to me they're they're massive and they are also very cheap definitely not something you want in your body no i mean like regardless cheaply made cheaply made and like comically large like so big so and this is supposed to be like an entry level kit yeah absolutely not entry level yeah a and through the back door entry level is what i call my butthole just kidding mine is a one-way street

so far um all right i have a little reddit thing this is uh it's not like a viral reddit thing i'm just on um the two two x chromosomes subreddit uh and the title is my friend's boyfriends refuse to give them oral sex dot dot dot oh are we in a munchless epidemic i'm 23 and all my friends and i either recently started experimenting with sex or have gotten into new relationships with men i am very much a casual dating girly right now so my sexual experiences have been casual friends with benefits or casual partners even then the guys i've been with have been very kind giving and generous partners i love to hear that for the younger younger generation gives me hope i know they often initiate giving me oral sex without me having to ask it helps that the guys

i see are experienced and love giving head so i usually walk away from hookups with at least one orgasm from oral sex because what else would i endanger my life for damn fair real um as a personal rule i always come first before i let the guy continue and then it's the little laughing emoji this is a queen i love her last year i had one date my first and last hinge date who refused to give me head after i gave him head and i blocked him and refused to ever let that happen again and it hasn't i've definitely been very lucky with my hookup since i was talking about my experiences to my group of girlfriends and all of them told me they wished they had my courage to ask for oral since they haven't experienced oral sex just penetrative that is appalling yeah

that's sad uh one of my friends who has been in multiple long-term relationships with men since we were both 18 said she's never ever gotten eaten out before another said she's been dating a guy for almost a year has been letting him have raw sex with her and she has not come once i screamed oh one person said she always viewed sex as a chore with her past relationships many of my girlies told me it still felt good without needing oral but i'm like are you sure don't knock it till you tried it and then many of them backtracked got sheepish and admitted they wish they could experience mind-blowing oral sex but weren't sure what to say to their partners i told them i thought their partners were being extremely selfish for going straight into penetration all the time

it's true honestly i think that's really true like if your partner is just going like right in for it and not like doing anything to warm things up i just yeah i know that you don't like foreplay right i was just about to say i'm like a different case but i agree i mean traditionally what you're expecting is like men just want to go straight for penetrative sex they don't want to go they don't want to do the oral in between right but they'll they're fine with receiving it but that's when you know like they do not give a shit about you they don't give a shit about your pleasure that's why sex isn't fun especially when you're young i mean it is it's fun if your partner is fun yeah but like when you're younger it's just it does feel like well and like how much media

is surround are young people surrounded with that are just like all about how horny boys are yeah and also like how fun sex is like the media says like it like shows how fun sex is and then it's not like a woo like crazy good time and you're like do i just not like sex am i just someone that doesn't like sex like what is happening not yet and padawan you have that like desire in you and you're like how come i'm still so unsatisfied and it's because so many people are very selfish when it comes to having sex true um i told them i thought their partners were being extremely selfish for going straight into penetration all the time many of them got mad at me and said their man's was still good in bed and that i wouldn't understand their feelings toward their partners

since i use men for sex and not emotions lol i'm confused sex is supposed to be fun and beautiful for all parties involved not a chore or empty like how many of my friends were describing their experiences how do i help them understand that i don't want them feeling like fleshlights i feel like i could have written this myself thank god for this like 23 year old girl out here doing the lord's work with her friends yes and it is really nice like i hope she continues to have these conversations with her friends because once you start having them you realize how much like women do want to talk about sex with their friends like now i can't even imagine my friendships without talking about it absolutely like once we started this podcast like how many

women just like started talking to us about sex so many I and then I didn't I didn't even realize that I wasn't talking about it yeah as much I mean that was like part of the reason that I wanted to start this podcast in the first place was because I realized whenever I would bring up anything sex related like my friends would be so hyped for the opportunity to talk about sex they'd be like it would it would be like oh my god like I finally I have like yes I've been wanting to talk about this and it's like why are we just having more of those yeah like the older thing i think also the older we get too we're like let's just fucking talk about yeah like who gives a fuck yeah especially when you're like if you're on the apps and dating and you like hook up with someone yeah

you want to talk about it yeah talk about it with your friends who are like doing the same thing right like yeah we we finally hooked up and it was insert explanation here yeah yeah yeah it's fun to talk about i don't know we're we're community creatures i want to know yeah like the details i want to know is like was it good like what happened like leading up to it like the emotional foreplay i want to yeah oh god i love emotional foreplay just want to know if it was good yeah you don't need to give me all of the like all of the details totally um that this was reminding me it was good what did they do that was good so we can pass along this information spread on the good sorry I interrupted you no you're fine um that was you reading that story

reminded me that I was dating a guy um who his ex-girlfriend had um been she had HPV and they had had unprotected sex and so I wanted to be careful I like I'm um I have the Gardasil shot but still like I just wanted to be careful and it was also right when I first started dating so i was like not trying to like don't have any information totally and i was like googling like can you get hpv through like oral and yes you know and so he was going down on me but i wasn't going down on him and he asked me and i was like i actually like really appreciated how he asked he was just like i just want to know like is there a reason that like like he's like do you not like giving head or like is there a reason like you aren't offering because we were having a lot of

sex you know it wasn't like a one and done and I was like oh my god like I just didn't expect to get called out you know yeah and it was really nice so I was like trying to think when you were reading that story like what would be like a good way to like bring this up to like a partner you've been seeing for a while that doesn't go down on you and I think that's like a good way to do it just like do you have a reason why you don't do this because maybe there is but I'm thinking about when I was in college and like hooking I was hooking up with this guy and I was like do you not like go down on women and then he was like what uh no i do but i'm like good at it prove it like oh then like maybe you should do it yeah i'll be the judge of that yeah uh that was like

the whole dj khaled thing with not going down on his wife yeah that was like an outrage when it first happened i was so happy it was an outrage i'm like oh yes this is like how are you so so like how do you feel so entitled to sex but then you like don't have any sort of um accountability for like making sure your partner is enjoying it too and like the like the author of this uh reddit post said like i don't want my friends feeling like fleshlights yeah because at the end of the day it's true like just fucking get one of those if that's how you like are treating sex yeah i've said i say it all the time just get a flashlight get a flashlight and leave women alone and that's a very specific group of men that that uh

messages for i mean i've had sex with a few of those men where i'm just like i could just not be here and that's like not a dope feeling especially if you're like if they're like repeat customers i do have to say i don't experience i have like the older i've gotten like the less i've experienced that yeah me too me too this comment says i'm older than you but i remember when i was in high school that was the mindset of many dudes giving head to a woman made you less of a man like you couldn't get her off with your dick so you must be bad at sex or had a small dick that's how they feel about vibrators that's why men are so intimidated by vibrators it's teamwork okay so frustrating but I also feel like that's how you're like never going to have

sex if that's your mindset I have um a correction corner from um I don't actually don't want to say who because she didn't give me permission to say who she was but um I got a voice note being like oh my god it's so fun I was just listening to the episode about um where you guys were talking about how you shit giving birth oh okay yeah i mean i said i was like not sure right no but she was she was saying she was like i have three kids and i didn't shit at all okay i have some friends she was like most of my friends have multiple kids and they didn't shit okay my i mean i haven't given birth so i don't i don't you know what i mean but like yeah yeah how do you know for sure you're not really paying attention to your butthole yeah if you've birthed shit while

birthing a human like that's taking up less of like the pain sensors in your brain you know yeah well and if you get an epidural like are you oh you can't feel yeah and they're probably cleaning up to make sure you're just like so hyped about your baby and not like i'm so sorry i just shit out on the floor and like hello nice to meet you child you know like that's a lot to yeah like would they tell you like you shot on the floor yeah you shot everywhere i can't imagine them telling you like no shit yeah i think you would i don't know yeah see i don't know see yeah i don't either let me i'm gonna google it yeah i want to know but i mean it is reassuring to hear that did we both google the same thing do you poop when giving birth i said shitting while giving birth

a little less of a scientific search okay tell me this says do you poop while giving birth you might it doesn't happen to 100 of people but it is something you should expect and it's really not an issue your nurse has seen it time and time again and will be there to help quickly clean up without bringing attention to it god bless nurses if you've ever wondered if bodily functions like going to the bathroom continue while in labor the truth is yes peeing and pooping and other messy bodily functions absolutely can happen during labor and not only can pooping happen during labor but having a bowel movement during labor can actually be a good thing and this is from january 5th 2023 that's very interesting how common is it to poop during labor

It is very, very common, is what the answer says. Most expectant parents fear this, and most laboring parents experience it. This means that while you may not be comfortable or accustomed to this incident, your care providers are. They clean up any excrement, usually a small amount, and do not announce its presence for everyone else in the room. That would be such a dick move. Seriously.

This bitch just shit. Well, if it's been happening since the beginning of time, it's like... the the only people it's surprising to is people like us yeah because we're not educated on these things no and i never shit so if it comes out during the happiest day of my life i'm gonna be fucking pissed it's like really now now i decide to shit but you know there you go i think you can't help it no of course not because you're pushing yeah everything's moving down there there's there's so many things happening there's so many things leaving your body yeah you can't help it fucking wild i'd imagine it would be like squeezing out toothpaste you know the pressure

you can't help it it's just gonna come out yeah and you can't put it back in like i said it could be a good thing yeah i wonder why i mean we can find out why would it be a good thing um so maybe maybe they did your friend shit and didn't know yeah that's what i thought uh let's see why why can it be a good thing because the same muscles that you use to push a bowel movement out are the same ones used to push a baby out so if you poop it's effective pushing so babies are poop is what i'm hearing yeah you shit out a baby we all start as shit plus a bowel movement can clear the way for baby to exit the birth canal win-win why poop can happen during labor the way your baby is positioned in the birth canal may influence

how you feel during labor including feeling pressure like you need to poop for instance some people who feel the urge to poop throughout their labor may have an occupant posterior presentation going on an op presentation means that the back of the baby's head is face up often called tiny side up instead of face down with an op with an op presentation the baby is pressing on the laboring person's backside while the baby's face looks up towards the bladder this can cause additional pressure on the intestines making it more likely the laboring person will have a bowel movement during labor and this is on parents.com you know what i just thought about while reading that is like okay the baby's supposed to come out head first but what

if it's facing downwards so in this instance it's saying the baby is face up yeah so because when you are watching a movie and they're delivering a baby it's always face up it's because it's it they twist when they're coming out oh they do oh my god this shows just like how little i know about like pregnancy i just like i i spent an era of my life just like way too fascinated by pregnancy like when we first started learning about pregnancy and health class every time i would see a pregnant woman i'd be like there's a fucking there's a crazy thing happening inside of you and like i literally never thought about it that much until like recently within the last few years god it's like oh like i'm hoping to experience it one day and also i

would like to be hit over the head with a bat so i don't have to and i just wake up with a baby yeah you know or you could just like give me anesthesia you don't need to hit me you know you don't need to assault her yeah please don't you know like anesthesia will be fine too but i mean some people love being pregnant courtney kardashian has said frequently how much she enjoys being pregnant i think with how like sensitive my stomach is i would have a really shitty time i think my first trimester would be really awful yeah and your brain protects you from remembering how miserable it was so you make so you want more you'll have another one yeah that's so wild yeah it's i mean i forget that we're animals we're probably arguably the most

animalistic animals but that's a conversation for another time yeah um this is now like a oh geez a philosophy podcast do you ever think about how the like we're all just made of star stuff whoa i'm gonna put this over like so romantic intense tiktok music that they always do oh yeah hardcore podcast that's so annoying uh-huh so stupid anyway um should we wrap i think so you're cute i'm cooked me too my brain is fried well i'm hungry thanks for listening we love you our children i got i panicked because you started that one that was so exciting it it keeps getting worse and worse i think it keeps getting more beautiful potato potato Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.