The Hoely Hour - E157 Stupid Italian Slut With a Big Jewish Ass

Episode Date: October 13, 2023

Liz has a big life announcement, and we play a game of Top or Bottom, where Amelia reads off random nouns and the all-powerful Liz Ball sorts them into our version of a Harry Potter house. Also, did you know that Gen Z men are being scammed by…Instagram sex bots? Because they are. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Damn, you are downing that water. I am very thirsty. That was incredible to watch. I am dehydrated from, uh... Life. Yeah, life. Welcome to The Holy Hour, a podcast about sex, relationships, mental health, and everything in between. I'm Amelia Sampson.

And I'm Liz Ball. Follow us on Instagram and TikTok at The Holy Hour. I'm on Instagram and TikTok at Amelia Sampson. And I'm on Instagram and TikTok at LizBallSoHard. You can also watch us on YouTube or listen ad-free on Patreon at patreon.com slash theholyhour. Check out our merch at theholyhour.com and email us your spicy stories at holyhourpodcast at gmail.com. I just watched Liz take a taco to the dome like I've never seen anything done like that before. I just need to give you your flowers for that.

um something that i am constantly reminded of is uh you need to eat to not be in a bad mood fuck dog i know i it's been fucking fat i like for a little while now i have not been good at taking care of myself in terms of like noticing when i'm hungry and i need to eat and then i don't eat until i'm ravenous yeah yeah that's relatable surprisingly has an impact on how you feel yeah that's so true there this it's so busy in the sky today there's just been like a constant plane have you noticed that why do you think they're all coming here and or leaving here i don't know why do you think um you kind of asked that question like maybe you know i don't know maybe they're coming to seattle for friday the 13th which is when this is coming out hey unless

you're on patreon then you're gonna get it on thursday the 12th probably wednesday because amelia is so speedy at editing i get i get anxious about it being late meanwhile i'm like you'll get it when you get it because i have other shit going on i really need that i need to have that mindset i'm just like people are paying the one and early but then i was like but then yeah a lot of people are on there just to support us not like not everybody listens that's true early but they're on there to support us so like i don't know i need to just like stop i'm sorry i'm sorry patrons i'm sorry she is i do my best she she really does i i think that uh now that i'm significantly less depressed i'm a little bit speedier that's also facts sometimes other stuff

just gets in the way though but now you're moving so there's a lot going on i think that might be a guess what no one's gonna be surprised I'm moving in with Mr. Liz which is actually kind of funny because that one time that he hosted with me and you weren't here people kept asking about the moving in situation and then he was like I don't want to talk about it and we had all we also had like not revisited the conversation really um it was just like oh yeah that's not happening right now yeah I had been wanting to move because all my all my people don't live over here and if you guys know the layout of Seattle the area that Amelia and Mr. Liz live in is so far away from me for no reason too yeah it's just the streets are small and the people are stupid at

driving yeah and also where me and Mr. Liz live there it's like the closest freeway is like 15 minutes away yeah which which just makes it very inconvenient and then that freeway is also always like backed up gunked up no matter which way you come to cut across all the lanes of traffic to get to the exit for my neighborhood it's an extreme sport fun fact sorry this is anecdotal i complained about that exit on tiktok and then wash dot the washington department of transportation used my video as part of their announcement that they're fixing it oh good okay thank you i feel like i have power now i had nothing to do with me but i feel like i feel like i have a little bit of power yeah like they heard you complaining about things i think we should because what the fuck everybody

should have to take driving tests every two years here you know what i want to know why there is construction on every street in my neighborhood and why it takes like an extra 10 minutes to get in and out of literally my neighborhood i have been recording at liz's place for three years now and I'm not kidding you there is always some sort of construction that gets in the way it drives me insane it is I'm so happy to be moving oh my god I mean there's construction where where you're moving to but it's not they don't shut down entire streets okay continue so I just wanted to be closer to my community and the area you guys live in is so much more walkable and accessible so I had already been looking to like be closer but then I was like okay let's say I do move

and Mr. Liz and I are still dating I'm not waiting a whole more year and then for us to like not live together but then I don't want to move twice yeah moving fucking sucks yeah it blows so then when we were talking about it because I was like looking at apartments and stuff online and i was like there is nothing that is as good as what i have now yeah they're like space wise location i have a really great unit at a good price i could not find anything that compared so when we were talking about it i was like i don't think i want to move like just to be closer to you yeah and then he was like yeah that's not really fair to you and then I was like yeah okay I'm glad you are recognizing this because I wasn't gonna say

that um but it's true for me to pick up everything and and move just to be closer and for things to be a little more convenient and then um we had previously talked about like what if we did like a trial or um because that makes it sound less scary but we were like okay well we have to revisit this conversation eventually anyway so we should talk about it and then we had talked about like we could just do a trial like I could put my stuff into storage and if after like three months it's just like not working then I it's not a big deal and then um he was like what would you want to try that and I was like yeah but I can't my lease is ending in a month and I don't have enough time to pack up all this stuff and leave so I asked for a month extension on my current lease

and I am getting rid of a lot of my furniture what started out as like us talking about it as a trial he pretty shortly after was like let's just like you're just moving in that's just what it is yeah because i feel like every time you do anything in a relationship it's kind of a trial yeah it's not a contract that's true you know marriage i mean i guess there's a contract in marriage the trial period for marriage is dating yeah um so i'm we're both really really excited like yay the more that we started talking about it too it just felt less like this kind of like scary big deal yeah and it was just kind of like this is how it should this is just easier yeah first of all and then like the longer I would stay over at his place like if I would stay like

Friday through Monday or something when I would leave both of us would be kind of bummed yeah so I was like oh you like spending time with each other you already spend so much time together we do we do a lot of like I've seen it described as like parallel play so like he'll be playing video games and I'll be doing my own thing like oh that's maybe I'll be honest yeah we just like to be in the same space I fucking love that shit me and Frank will do that I'll just be like on the couch like crocheting actually now we're both crocheting well he's knitting that's so cute oh he just learned how to knit now but like he'll be like cooking or like meal prepping and I'm just like crocheting on the couch and I'm like this is heaven yeah just hanging out in the same

spot best thing ever yeah it's just nice to have the company and like have someone to talk to when you want to and then someone who understands you in such a like deep and intimate way i don't know it's just nice so now we can talk about the rent because that was a point of contention yeah go i forgot about that that's wild i mean that was the number one thing so what we had talked about because we wanted it to be fair to both of us like as much as i would love to fucking live there for free like that's not realistic and i would feel really uncomfortable yeah doing that because i also just have this complex of like nothing is for free um yeah and you would just like feel like you owed him something always exactly I didn't want it to be held over my head um I also don't

like feeling like um I just like to feel independent so contributing to like living there and expenses are just generally going to be more expensive with the second person living there yeah so what we agreed on is um something one of our listeners had recommended which is i would obviously pay half of the utilities but i would also pay half of the other unrecoverables which is interest um so but interest can be refinanced first of all so it can be it can go down and then it also goes down over time so like my uh and i could be fucking wrong about that but this is just what he told me i was just thinking about like about money than i do this is the first time i'm ever hearing about it he might have meant like um the way he explained it is just

like the interest will go down as he pays for over time and you can refinance it so then it will also go down so my rent would go down with it got it and then he also was like would you sign a prenup if we got married and i was like yeah yeah which he seemed surprised by why i feel like every not signing a prenup is so like pre-80s I right well I heard someone explain it as like you always have a prenup it's just if you don't make one together then the government decides it for you yeah which so fuck that yeah so it's like you already technically have one so it's smart to just make it yourself in a way that is like what you both want have you seen that picture of the people in divorce court like um divvying up who gets to keep which beanie babies yes i've seen

pictures of that i'm gonna avoid that at all cost no one is touching my fucking beanie baby that's going straight in the prenup um i'm keeping my princess thing my princess diana beanie baby is staying with me oh yeah we have a princess diana beanie baby and it has a plastic tag preserver on on the little heart put that in your prenup liz i get the whole fucking baby lot and you can have your little condo in your little car um yeah he was a little surprised by my reaction and I think it's because the first time we had this conversation he said that as like a dig and we hadn't even talked about getting married at that point and I was like um we haven't even discussed marriage and we can't even come to an agreement on rent so I don't know if

we need to be talking about this specifically um so then when he brought it up the second time and was surprised um he was like well you had a different reaction the first time and i was like well yeah because you were just saying it to be spicy you weren't saying it because you meant it right and then um you gotta meet the energy where the energy's at realistic like yeah absolutely i would because that's just like smart yeah it's it's fiscally responsible it's also protecting your assets exactly and i i plan to have many assets someday me and my cats yeah hell they need to have them sign the prenup too uh-huh put their little paw prints on there i can't look how he's just like flopped over grams has like a cap that he like puts in his food bowl that's that's

expensive for him that is this is it's a high value uh bottle cap but it's it's a bottle cap ring yeah actually and it's very precious yeah he likes to make sure he bats it around um gatsby's latest investment um i love when they rediscover a toy uh and it has been this sparkly blue pom-pom i love that for i love that for him and he just bats it around um there is a filter on tiktok where you can see what like how cats see things because there's one for dogs too and dogs are like red green colorblind um cats i think it's like blue and yellow oh maybe i'm getting them mixed up i don't know but one girl showed that she's like i just need to try something and she tried the laser the laser is like blue it looks like a bug that's why they freak out about it

also for anyone listening who has a cat and they like to play with the laser because my cats go fucking insane for a laser but you need to they'll be too riled up if the laser just disappears and they can't find it um so you need to lead them to like a little treat or a toy so they're a little bean instincts are like i caught a thing that's so fucking cute me i was gonna need a reward she could not care less about a laser i'll show her a laser and she's like okay and i've been there done that she likes one toy and it always breaks and then it always gets discontinued so i have to find like a different company that makes it and then that company will get discontinued so she's she's a woman of very exquisite unique taste have you tried chewy because you've been

buying them on amazon and amazon notoriously is the worst and listen i know i don't blame people who need to buy stuff from amazon because like basic necessities tend to be cheaper through amazon my issue is that i have i have an issue with delayed gratification i'll i'll order something from amazon because it'll get there that same day and then i won't open it from the box for like a week that's that is a personal problem that's my it's my toxic trait well um if you set up like auto orders on chewy's pretty quick too actually fuck yeah you see i auto order my litter through chewy oh not sponsored could be could be and my food my uh prescription cat food who has a prescription both of them oh they're such fancy men it's mostly for gatsby because he had crystals

but all boy cats should be on urinary tract friendly diets and be eating um wet food which they also make for the beans and then you add like special electrolyte water to their wet food so they get even more hydration this is why they need to sign a cat prenup yep this is why because if my cats die on mr liz's watch i have the right to um castrate him cat straight him i wouldn't do that but i would think about it right there would be a moment that you would right we we could negotiate it yeah an eye for an eye so that's my um that doesn't make any sense that what i just said makes no sense um a peepee for a peepee i don't i don't know i guess that makes even less sense a bean for your beans uti exactly there we go we got there for each bean

that dies i get one testicle just like the great who said an eye for an eye buddha no i feel like that's a whole world blind was it gandhi i don't know see maybe it was siddhartha maybe it was jeebus i think it might have been jeebus but that's my big life update um we have been like talking about and planning this for a while now so it's not a surprise to amelia or me or mr liz i'm excited to be so close to you too now we need to just get frank in the neighborhood yeah i know well his other best friend lives in the neighborhood right yeah very very close yeah oh my god we could be like uh commune i've been saying yes commune oh that's not what you were gonna say i was gonna say like like friends or cheers or something i don't know much more

normal make one of the the dive bars our our local haunt i love i love that uh me too i love that i think that needs to happen i need i really need frank to come out i mean june my lease is up in june so what if you guys moved even closer to to mr you and mr liz yes should we be your next neighbors you should move in right across from us we would just me me and frank would make a point to just like be really fucking weird and obnoxious um i the worst kind of neighbors i already do that hell yeah i don't even live there yet well i'm not super obnoxious here's what i like to do um in general I just like to sit on the little teeny tiny balcony because it's nice to just be like I need a break and you can just pop outside and it's right there I don't have to go downstairs

I don't have to go for a walk I just have my little chair it's a little rocking chair on our little porch and um I like to watch and see if the neighbors across the street have a cat because a lot of information and they pop their little head in the window um if i don't see them i meow really loud i i'll i'll do my cat meow for you guys i need to move away from the mic though oh god my god gramps you're saying some sort of like you're like this is controversial yet brave whatever you're saying he does that when he's like i want attention yeah that's a goose does that yeah that's a fluffy cat thing she'll just howl in the middle of the night oh yeah bitch shut up he does that and he stares in the mirror because he knows he's handsome come here

lately he's been doing this thing where he'll scream at me until i follow him to watch him go eat that's the cutest fucking thing i've ever heard i think will you make sure no one takes my little bottle ring that's so cute you have to watch it it's high it's of high quality top tier bottle ring it's from um well i'm gonna tell you a story um it's from a coke a plastic coke bottle that mr liz had and um he removed it because i am out of pre-rolled papers and i don't have um a pipe or anything else to smoke out of so we made a gravity bong those are terrifying desperate times um i could just not smoke weed for a little bit but gravity bongs it's a little reward we're part of we're responsible for a lot of my way too high

days yeah well so i had just finished smoking a joint and like it was it was just a little bit was left i was smoking like half a joint um and i was like my high is going down and i i just want be a little more high because it's a weekend it's a weekend um and then mr liz and his former stoner glory it was like i'll make you a gravity bong he was thrilled we love a savvy man he could not wait to be a little boy scout making his 32 year old girlfriend a gravity bond that really is like adult boy scouting i'm almost 32 but i'm just saying i'm 32 because it's the same fucking thing um so he makes me a gravity bong um and is coaching me through how to do it and i was already still like a little high so hitting and i also don't smoke out of bongs specifically

because it's too much for me so i i smoke it and then i just start coughing like a dragon i was like oh my throat's on fire and i'm like sucking on an ice cube and he's like i'm sorry and i was like it's just because my throat was already scratchy from smoking and this just really did me in and then I was like oh my god I think I need a cough drop so then and no one I don't think anyone else will think this is funny but I thought it was hysterical and I still think it's funny uh I get a cough drop and then we're kind of like talking about whatever and then there's a lull and then he looks at me and he whispers can i have a cough drop and i was like um sure cough do not taste good it's like when a kid just wants what you're eating yeah absolutely can i have some

yeah like um okay yeah the cough drops i had were the halls ones and those are just so intense they are really bad yeah they do not taste good it's like lemon mint keep a cough drop on hand if you smoke weed that's the moral of the story and don't be afraid to ask your girlfriend for a cough drop as a little tree yeah that's the second moral of the story it's just also the way he asked me because sometimes he always does this thing where like once i sit down on the couch he'll ask me for something does frank do that to you no but does he drink your water does he drink all of your water bottle no actually um he mr liz drinks all my fucking water he's like it's better because it's yours okay that's my dad does that my my dad will he he won't get his own water he

won't drink his own water if we give it to him but if if i have a glass of water he's like is this mine i'm like yes yeah it is now go ahead and then he'll drink the whole thing it drives me up a fucking wall that's like when my parents forget i exist and i think that's kind of different over the holidays they um see a full beverage just oh they see a full beverage and then they just toss it out they don't even think i wonder if this full beverage belongs to someone who's sitting right in front of the beverage parents get into like a cleaning mode and it's all there's no boundaries i you know what it is if i am with my either my brother or like my brother and other people I am the redheaded stepchild immediately which is weird because I'm so great yeah it feels

like they're all redheaded stepchildren you're the one normal one um yeah no I was just born into a family of redheaded stepchildren yeah um I have a game oh okay well it's a game we've played before so I was like we're gonna play a game today and then I was trying to brainstorm what kind of game we could play but then i just took me back to top or bottom but there's a little spin on it oh are you ready for this jelly liz oh i don't know i don't think i'm ready for this jelly so we're gonna play a normal round of top or bottom but then we're gonna do a because typically i'll ask like ronald mcdonald top or bottom and you'll say obviously he's a top dom daddy for sure what we're gonna do now is a few of these are gonna be couples and you're

gonna have to tell me like which one is the couple is the top and who's the bottom i love this okay so we're just gonna start out with um an individual because i just want to know your answer okay mark zuckerberg um mark zuckerberg i just i'm sorry i can't even imagine him having sex yeah he feels like he's probably like a ken doll down there no i think he's he does he's just he's just got a smooth lump yeah um i think that he is a cuck interesting and just wants to watch someone fuck his wife okay and and then that's just how he gets off so he feels like a bottom then no i guess like if you had to choose yeah i kind of like envisioning him i am weird i like envisioning him as a top like what if he just turns into like a total no imagine that imagine

his blank eyes looking at down at you yeah no absolutely not i'd be like turn me over flip me over and never look at me do not talk to me i bet as he just seems like his hands are ice cold oh you're so right i'm sorry i just i don't even now i i wish i could feel how i felt before thinking about zuckerberg having sex and now all of you are you're welcome don't say i never did nothing for you icy freezing cold hands and that dead stare um okay travis kelsey okay top or bottom top so you think taylor swift's the bottom i just honest taylor swift is one of those people where i'm like it's it's unfathomable yeah i'm like i have no doubt in my mind that she has sex but right i just it's also this it's the same that with beyonce like yeah the level of

celebrity that they are i'm like does anyone deserve to i do see you nude i definitely think taylor swift as a bottom because like that is a time to be free like and and so many women who are bottoms um or generally submissive in when it comes to sex is because they are in charge of and in control of so many things in their day-to-day life that they're like i don't want to fucking think about this yeah i want you to make me feel good yeah that's what i want it's not about you right now it's about me not thinking about anything because that is how good i feel you know what i agree and i i just don't think that she would be the kind of person to tolerate bad sex and i just i also don't think that travis kelsey is the type of person to deliver bad sex

no definitely not but i could maybe in his younger years i feel like i could see travis kelsey like all of us in our younger years let's be real like loving like a dominant woman in bed like he kind of i could see him oh yeah he wants to be slapped yeah for sure so i feel like maybe they switch i think he just likes a brat well and i would not be surprised if taylor swift was a brat but in like you're so right though i can't imagine like in a mature way you know yeah okay that's my assessment that's a no honestly it's a great assessment okay and it it comes from a place of deep respect i could not possibly respect anyone more that's my president that is my president one of the old white house um like directors of communication during the trump

administration said that taylor swift's the only person that could beat trump in the election so she has to run i mean yeah she's already my president so got my vote um i do believe that okay i have three more like solo individuals here before we get into the couples oh okay okay colonel sanders uh all i can see is just the his his stupid little face on all the kfc logos he has a colonel though i can't what does the colonel look like when he's younger because i just i don't want to picture an old person having sex you know that's that's for me to find out in my old age he looks like Elon Musk what the fuck well he has the same head shape

oh he had a he had a bird is that a crow kind of looks like it doesn't it it's a parrot um I'm gonna go ahead and say top just because that seems like the times I think it'd be a bad top yeah I can't imagine like a man being a bottom like in the 40s no just in terms of how society he was i just feel like dick then was probably really mediocre it's probably stank yeah oh my god yeah everyone's balls smelled crazy for sure a man's balls smell a little interesting after just a few hours so i can't even imagine what it was like before people had access to like bathing on the daily fuck just working all day in the factory mm-hmm that ball stank got the got those factory balls let's just cut a hole in a sheet and call

it a day yeah anyways who's next the color magenta top nice i agree i need no further clarification from you um this one's very close to my heart this is the last individual an alarm clock because it's giving both yeah well i want to say but they're a top but not in a way that you like they're top that is trying to infiltrate the bdsm community and the community is like get the fuck out of here yeah that's so real they like gave someone like nerve damage because they didn't know how to like properly tie a rig or something oh my god yeah i gave someone like um send someone to the hospital because they didn't know like how to do knife play exactly which is what happened with um charles manson i forgot we called i was like i know we called him

something after a criminal yeah my alarm clock and i hate each other so i i can't think of an alarm clock in a likable light or experience like even people that like the mornings don't like alarm clocks okay here are the couples who is a top and who is a bottom shampoo and conditioner i'm i'm expecting you to name like real people um i i think and maybe this is just because of the order but i think like shampoo is the top because they they do all the hard work you know they're doing all of that they're getting rid of all the dirt that's like you need to do the shampoo first and then conditioner because it's is a bottom because it's soft and and it you don't even have to like lather it up you you run it through your ends and it does its job okay you

know yeah and who doesn't love conditioner a quick little question what do you run out of first shampoo or conditioner shampoo i always run out of conditioner really not so much anymore because my hair is short i when my hair was blonde i always ran out of conditioner first because I had fucked up hair. Are you ready for the next top and bottom? Yes. Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis. Recently in the news.

I know. Well, I'm mad at them for obvious reasons. Everybody should be. Yeah. If you don't know why you should be mad at Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis, it's because they wrote character letters about Danny Masterson for him to use in court. and he was in court because he sexually assaulted two women and uh he actually he actually was

convicted which is very rare yeah for someone who is a white celebrity man yeah to like actually be convicted and see repercussions as a result how many how many years is he spending in prison 30 30 jesus that's that's serious substantial 30 to life i mean i mean yeah it should that's how it should be but i'm so it's shocking well i mean like when you think about the chanel miller case brock turner spent three months in jail and she had literal witnesses who were two men their exchange students bawling on stage or not on stage on the stand on the stand uh in court testifying for her like and then recount like crying when recounting it to police and that's all the justice she got to see and now this rapist is out around town getting a job and

whatever the fuck and like the judge was saying like he shows promise like this could ruin his he has a whole future well he should have thought of that before he decided to assault somebody yeah i'm glad that that case got as much attention as it did because that was fucking absurd and it happens too often. And Chanel Miller's writing is just absolutely devastating. Yeah. And now she's an author. Good. Anyways, Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher.

Not to take the wind out of this game. It's a compelling game. I'm just gonna say Ashton Kutcher's the top and Mila Kunis is the bottom. See, I would disagree. Not that you really are... I'm basing it off of that 70s show. Oh, okay. And just that

I think that she would be a brat. Oh. And now I feel like they're probably very vanilla. Oh, for sure. All right. Well, I mean, that was all that I had for top or bottom for this round. I mean, I have other ones, but I feel like they're giving they're all giving the same kind of flavor.

You know what I mean? Yeah. Fair. Like toothpaste and mouthwash and vodka. That one's a good one. Oh, OK. Well, go ahead. Toothpaste and mouthwash feels like two tops.

How does that work? Fuck. You're right. Are they a couple? they they yeah you know i actually think they must tag team maybe maybe they're both switches i don't know but you know they're both giving top i know i agree with you on that i agree with you on that i feel like mouthwash is more of like a like a violent top yes it's so much more aggressive yeah yeah yeah but like toothpaste gets the job done you know what i mean it's there to like do

a job and it does the job yeah toothpaste is is your your expected top and then um mouthwash mouthwash is a little sadistic yeah yeah yeah yeah they're definitely a sadist damn fuck you're so right so much sadism have you heard about the two tiktok lesbians the southern lesbians no okay well i'm on lesbian tiktok jealous a little nail emoji um so there are these two like influencer lesbians in the south very beautiful women um their names are london and olivia and london is spelled so weird it's like l-u-n-d-e-n yeah okay so what happened was um this and this is i i have not been fought i don't i've never heard of these women until this debacle um they get married people does like an exclusive like

first look or whatever at their wedding and right after all of this attention is brought to them in their wedding someone shares a slew of london's racist tweets oh no yeah and then um olivia had a few as well no yes so london's were pretty they were ugly like they were oh no aggressive and um olivia's were like uh i know she i don't i didn't read all of them but i know she they're more mild but still not acceptable but it was like participating in a hashtag like n words be like like also this is happening oh no and people are like it's a different time and it's too it's 2013 oh lord to be honest i don't really think there was no okay that's the thing there was never a time that that was like okay no i feel like there were some things that

people would like say or like how people would phrase things like back in 2013 that were like oh that wouldn't apply today and like it really was like people thought it was funny back then but that kind of thing is was never it's that's never been okay yeah it's blatant and honestly i was i was like a very tone deaf person when i was like you know 18 whatever online but i certainly was not posting shit like that no fuck that just posting my dumb bad takes yeah yeah but i was never saying anything like that no um digital and i'm like why would someone famous not be looking at their digital footprint yeah so um that is what has been in the news that's so disappointing well because people are like this is my royal wedding like they had just

like this huge inspiring inspired like fan base because they're two femme women in the south who are gay they're out and proud and that is like a big deal and then they're actually they they they did some pretty uncool things and then um i was i sent you this video i don't know if you've had time to watch it though um I watched this PR woman uh I'm gonna pull it up real quick her name is Molly McPherson and she will cover like breaking controversial shit from a PR perspective which is very interesting like um she'll listen to celebrity statements like Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher and then she'll commentate on it and be like here's what I think blah blah blah and she is she's so real and like very thoughtful she's brilliant um so she had commented on London and

Olivia's wedding and she was like the timing of this is intentional like this is a moment where a ton of eyes are on these women and um like like me i'd never heard of them until this yeah and uh she was like usually in a situation like this where the timing is intentional it is someone they know and they usually know who it is or suspect who it could be fuck who is like releasing this information and the stitch i saw that i was like this is amazing um her name is jeanette mantras um and that is spelled j-e-a-n-e-t-m-o-n-t-r-i-s-s so she's like she stitched it with molly and she's like molly makes a great point and i was thinking about it like this person waiting to drop this information they doing something like

that and we see this often like eyes are on people and then something comes out that they said something racist or assaulted someone something like that they wait until they can time it to where all of this attention's on them and she points out she's a black woman and she points out that when you do something like this the intention is not to to point out black harm it is it's to hurt these other people yeah so you are using damn that's people of color and And things that harm people of color to take down someone else for your own prerogative. So you're not actually doing anything that is like actually helping those hurt and marginalized communities. Yeah.

Yeah. And then also waiting on this information. It's like, okay, so you knew this and you didn't do anything about it. Yeah. and until you had a falling out with this person you just let them do this so that's it doesn't make you a better person so we kind of see I just like sometimes I have an issue with call-out culture because I'm like yes we we should be holding these people accountable but also like are you doing it because you want to feel better about yourself you want to feel like you're a

better person are you doing it because you just want that person to be experiencing like a painful moment yeah of like i don't know there's a lot of questions there's a lot to consider around accountability as um white people for sure i had never thought about the idea of somebody selling someone out for like past shit when they're like blowing up because i've noticed that and i always think about it in terms of like oh maybe like now that they're like in the limelight people are like i wonder if they've said anything fucked up in the past and then like someone random will just like search through their twitter but like i've never considered it being potentially somebody that just wants to like get revenge or like blow up someone's spot

that they don't like know personally from what molly was saying from a pr crisis standpoint it is very often intentional um and it's like oh all these all the eyes are on this person right now that's so so and now i'm going to purposefully try and end their career versus like i saw all this in the moment and this is problematic that is so incredibly fucked up and i also think that is something that is like and i'm gonna just say this like as a white person i think that's common in with white people to use like the pain of people of color to like hurt other white people oh yeah does that make sense rather than just rather than actually like helping people of color yeah and like amplifying their voices so i thought that was i just i loved that she explained that

so well because i mean it's something that i hadn't consciously thought of but you just kind of like see it and you're like something about this is like kind of weird yeah but you know i'm not a black woman so i couldn't really pinpoint it so right of course like hearing her take was just like i was like this is the take everyone needs to hear so interesting so fuck dude definitely go look her up look up that video look up molly but i just thought that was definitely worth talking about because not only is it like relationship related um but it's also in the news right now it's in the cultural zeitgeist yeah and there's just so many like nuanced conversations to be had i was just looking through my tiktok likes because i was like i know that

there's something in here that i wanted to talk about and it was something you sent me the care and keeping of you turned 25 oh my god i was sobbing now it's just and oh my no is it 25 or is it no yeah it is 25 because i was like i thought it was 30 no you're right that was something else she was pregnant the author was pregnant with her daughter when she um when the book came out and then she had her daughter at the end of the video being like happy birthday didn't she do an article for l or something is that what it was um i couldn't remember if it was l or vogue i really want to read it but she wrote i i don't know if you guys have read the care and keeping of you i know that it's still a popular book what no i was just remembering that

was the care and keeping of you is how my mom told me that the easter bunny wasn't real because well i am i cannot wait for you to explain this because so i thought i believed in like the easter bunny and the tooth fairy and santa claus like for a while like until i was like 11 i feel like that's like not that bad thank you whenever i tell people that they're like 11 that's fine thank you i believed in um santa until I was 10. Okay. And the Easter bunny until I was like eight. Yeah. I feel like the Easter bunny should go sooner. And then I never believed in the tooth fairy because my mom read a book to me about how parents are tooth fairies. And I was like, so the tooth fairy is not real. And she was

like, that's a good takeaway. Basically. No. Yeah, no. I, um, my mom put the care and keeping of you in my Easter basket one year and no, I was 12 because I got my, no, no, it was right before I turned 12 um it was a few months before i turned 12 she put a period book the care and keeping of you in my easter basket and i was like how does the easter bunny know that i got my period and my mom was like are you fucking serious i'm the easter bunny but i pieced it together after that at some point parents are like i can't keep fucking doing this uh when i was in fifth grade the the first graders would write letters to Santa and then the fifth graders would write letters back to them as Santa and a girl in my class still believed in Santa and that's how she

found out Santa isn't real that's devastating my my teacher just was like fifth grade a lot of kids still believe in Santa in fifth grade or maybe I'm just telling myself that my teacher just stared at her and she's like well he's not real ha ha ha like she she literally laughed and like like laughed awkwardly and like was like okay yikes sorry i'm the one to tell you this yikes oh my god mrs branchini my mom isn't a great name that is a great name branchini that's that i love an italian queen she has a very italian name she was very uh sweet too um she gave me an award in fifth grade um it was most appreciative and it's because she would always do little crafty projects and i fucking love crafts oh i was like hell yeah girl i am gonna make a scrapbook oh my god my mom

has all the scrapbook stuff because she's scrapbooks most appreciative what a cute i love that award i wanted like uh most theatrical no i got that in high school though me too oh my god we probably talked about this yeah no in in fifth grade I wanted like a different superlative like cheerleader so you weren't appreciative for your most appreciative award that's that's actually super ironic it's very meta yeah I was like yeah thanks well don't you know that like being a cheerleader is the cool thing right now because like that's everything at limited too my best friend called me a whore for being a cheerleader in fifth grade a fifth greater did she even know what a whore meant probably not but then i told my brother because

i didn't know what a whore was and i was like man what's a whore and he was like why and i said because so-and-so told me that i was a whore for being a cheerleader and she he was like go and tell her that she's a commie like a communist and i didn't know what that was either so i didn't know what a whore did she nobody nobody knew what a whore or communist was but we were throwing those words around like we did and now you're both okay this is i have yeah not right fuck like those are compliments fuck you yeah i wear both of those proudly she is a slutty socialist what's that what did that one guy call you oh an um an italian stupid italian slut with a big jewish ass there we go that's what it is

i'm gonna name the episode that stupid italian slut with a big jewish ass i fucking love that like he was in his bag with that insult because it is not even in an insult no i know we talked about this but oh my god i know like i sort of love it thank you so much yeah like that's so cunty yeah fuck baby slay um i have no segue for this next statement but i just remembered the other day when yesterday when we were texting about my ex i had a flashback memory that ptsd one of my ex's moms met her boyfriend through words with friends the like yeah the scrabble game and huh recently what since then i found out a lot of people date through words with friends is that not the most ridiculous wait how do you meet so what they it's

like multi-play like you can like play with someone like real like from the internet and there's like a little chat box on there and people will like meet are they like gen x yeah i mean yeah and like boomers yeah but like what like they have this common interest like match.com exists so did it work out or probably not i don't know they're still dating when we broke up what if they broke up through scrabble they like spell out like we're done yeah i hate you yeah yeah move out i don't think they ever actually met it was like it was like a long distance words with friends relationship isn't that fucking crazy that is kind of insane i know that's how people get catfished that's how you that's why you need to like remind your parents to like not

give out their social security number over the phone or something like yeah it is so easy to con people i also i saw this headline gen z gets tricked into like scams more than boomers why like like irf scams and stuff do you know um i don't know which scams specifically that's so sad but there's also like especially the sex bots on instagram shut up girls are coming out with stories i can't believe i didn't tell you this i wanted to talk to you about it girls have been sharing stories on tiktok about their dumb fuck boyfriends getting caught cheating on them with those instagram bots they're like craziest shit i've ever heard the one that i saw this girl like she saw her boyfriend had messaged someone on instagram and it said like something inappropriate

and then she was like what was that like wendy williams what was that um and he's like oh nothing and then she's like no no and then she takes his phone and looks at it and she goes to the profile and he had blocked it since then but the the conversation he replied to this fucking bots story and said can i see it and then she said sure here's a link and then it's a scam oh my god oh my god oh my god that's so cringy i know i'm like are you fucking stupid no this is it's literally like that rick and morty episode where like all of the men are like violent animals like secluded on this planet and then the women have their like shangri-la like a separate part of the planet and they like give the these like violent stupid men um a sex bot like a doll

to get their sperm so they could reproduce and they keep the girls and then they put the boys on the on the dumbass planet that feels like a utopia it does but also i'm just like this is every day we stray further and further away from god it's so true it's so true i can't believe people are falling i always wonder why those chatbots are still going strong i'm like how are these working honestly i like you're like how could you be so fucking dumb and then you're like a man would be this dumb yeah yeah they're really just like operating on their animal instincts too often and this is to you guys know we know not all men i actually think most men are really fucking normal yeah and normal men need more love they really do but you need to cast these

fucking idiots aside that are dming scam bots that really truly makes me ill that's crazy i cannot i can't i love i love this little tidbit of information i'm gonna deep dive this is also giving me a flashback to a memory of like so i can't remember if i told this story on the podcast before if i did it was probably like 100 episodes ago um mr liz early on when we started dating someone dm'd him uh like will you um or what do you do for work and he said like design or something and then she's like you do something with this and it was a picture of her asshole with a butt plug and uh he drew pants on her and sent it back that's the only correct response it also seemed like when like i looked at the profile and it seemed like a scam yeah so but

then i'm also like this is very detailed but then she sent him money so for drying the pants on yeah how much i think it was like seven dollars or something a few but he made a few bucks that's coffee and a half you know what if i were a scammer and that's what happened i would definitely pay absolutely i would be like this is fucking hilarious yeah no for sure so who knows maybe maybe they are a scammer maybe she actually was like okay maybe she couldn't afford pants maybe she couldn't and that's why we love mr liz he he did her a huge favor provider he makes gravity bongs and pants he'll draw pants on your bare ass we love we love a man that can do it all i also love that he told me this he showed me the picture too

that's incredible i know i was just like and then his roommate at the time was like there is no way this fucking happened to you like this is too weird of a story that is so fucking funny he's i just the way he handles like weird situations just makes me love him even more oh yeah oh that's that's really when you see someone's true colors like yeah someone's sending you a pic or sending you a picture of their asshole with a butt plug and you draw pants on them fucking hilarious the best way absolutely that's why we're moving in together wow that's so full circle i'm running out of pants oh god should we end there that's a good place to end it's a good bow sick good bow on those pants fuck yeah good bow on the butt plug good yes i agree

well i missed you i missed you too i was literally just about to say that i was like i'm so glad amelia's back we recorded remotely last week which i think we mentioned we yes yes it didn't sound like it though we did a good job oh look at us we know technology oh my god we've really entered the 21st century wow oh my god y'all are 2000 and late uh i don't know i don't know who y'all are i don't know who i'm talking shit to um do you want to play us out i do i want to play us out play us out amelia we love you our children a run i just wanted it to i just let it flow through this ball i just felt the lord you were anointed in that moment i just feel jesus oh my god jesus

Thank you.