The Hoely Hour - E187 Top Gun/Bottom Gun

Episode Date: June 14, 2024

Do you have a running list of baby names and pet names in your phone or are you boring? Everything has a sexual orientation, even if it's an inanimate object. And Liz retells the entire plot of Top Gun 2, which is for sure what you all wanted to hear. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

that was the true romance story was between maverick and ice man fuck yeah uh trying to decide who's gonna be the top gun and who's gonna be the bottom gun welcome to the holy hour a podcast about sex relationships mental health and everything in between i'm amelia samson and i'm liz ball follow us on instagram and tiktok at the holy hour i'm on instagram and tiktok at amelia samson and i'm on instagram and tiktok at liz ball so hard you can also watch us on youtube or listen ad free on patreon at patreon.com slash the holy hour check out our merch at the holy hour.com and email us your spicy stories at holy hour podcast at gmail.com maybe it's the tent that the tim the timber of my voice the tomber the tomb tomb tomb tomb of my voice let's just talk like samantha

jones the entire episode okay i love it you know what i've been thinking that was that was an interesting samantha joe thank you it's been a while since i've that's exactly right i was like i don't remember how she talks this is my best guess yeah it's like drawing someone from memory um the uh that voice reminded me well we don't need to i this i was just about to jump into one my topics that is not really a topic but i've been i think we're ready to go balls deep you know what let's let's fucking go balls deep we haven't recorded face to face in a minute but i have seen you recently you were sick and then you were still sick and we recorded remotely yeah and then i did see you for your birthday yeah oh my god liz made the best fucking sourdough bread that

was such a hit everybody was talking about the bread oh really yeah oh that makes me happy well i mean throughout the evening everything else was so fantastic it really was i think we mentioned this last week amelia has a thanksgiving dinner for her birthday it's my favorite meal oh god it was so fucking good it's always so good i i'm pmsing like i'm probably hours away from getting my period so thank you antiflow's coming to town so i just uh have been eating so much like an absurd amount of food lately since i've had covid my appetite sucks it's like i eat like four bites and then i'm like i'm gonna throw up something sound you're like this sounds good and i know i'm hungry but then you start eating and you're like yeah and now i'm hearing a lot of

people that got this strain have long covid so i'm like really like somebody that was at the house on saturday for my friend's phd party like just started feeling better two months after getting covid oh my god two months which you know so it could be worse we'll perform an exorcism if that okay happens do you know any priests um me oh unofficially yeah i think yeah i think that we're considered priests just having this like sacrilegious podcast exactly what i've been thinking about recently is how many i might have seen a tiktok about this because there's no way I thought about this thought of this myself it doesn't feel like an original thought but how there are some words that would make really pretty names if they weren't what they are uh-huh and so

I started making a list in my phone like a month ago every time I hear a word that would be a pretty name I write it down so I wanted to read you a few oh my god yes please and then maybe you can come with your own I can't remember what movie this is in but it's like it shows like a clip between two guys i think it's in waiting that restaurant movie oh yeah um and these two guys are like at a table and one of them's like chlamydia would be such a pretty name it would be a pretty name chlamydia chlamydia thinking about naming my daughter chlamydia no i don't think that's a line but that would i mean i do remember that uh word being described as like it could have been a pretty name it absolutely could have been that's not on my list but it should be

okay my first one is nausea nausea i think it would be such a pretty name nausea come here nausea nausea go to your room like it feels good to say it doesn't feel good to feel no yeah um i wrote this one down and i don't know why but i'm gonna read it anyway there are two that i'm like i don't think so kiosk kiosk there was a day where i was like it's spunky it is spunky yes hi i'm kiosk would kiosk be a boy's name or a girl's name um or is it or is it it's a non-binary name what's it what's it called unisex yeah yeah i guess if there's more than it's like sam yeah or alex kiosk kiosk i like it um the other one that i took off my list but i remember it was uh curiosity but then i think i took it off because like that was like the space

shuttle curiosity wasn't that a space shuttle i have no idea one of them i think both of them exploded um r.i.p okay areola beautiful hmm areola i think it's because it sounds like ariel or aurora areola aurora rolla hi i'm a rubber um the last one is symphony symphony that i that is definitely people's names you think so oh yeah i can guarantee there's someone named you i'm sure you've never met one but i'm confident there is someone named symphony i asked chat gpt for more because i was like what are their words yeah but then the names that they gave me were like pets names like biscuit name your name your kid biscuit yeah gizmo fluff gizmo hiccup this is proof that robots are not gonna take our jobs because it's a cute name hiccup's a cute name for a dog yeah

exactly um muddle muddle noodle there's another there's a there's a dachshund growing up named noodle these are definitely all uh razzle pet names for sure some of these are on my dog name list oh zipper do you have your pet name list yeah i like zipper a lot um i can i read you my pet name list oh my god please let me see if i have it on my computer i think i might add zipper to my list it's the best um my boys name so i have it's you know i have baby names and then pet names yeah me too oh it's all yeah it's in one list and my i hate all the boys names i list oh really like these ones i think boys names are so boring i know we've talked about this so we should read all of them i'm so ready the baby's names and the pets names okay this is

this feels very like personal i know you know whenever i share this with anyone they're like wait don't tell me because what if i want to name one of my kids one of the names that you give me we'll fucking figure it out i'm not gonna have this many children yeah also who fucking cares you know yeah if you and i really liked a name yeah they would just have our kids would have the same name i would be like yep they that's just how it's gonna be yeah it actually makes it easy you know really or maybe we can like move the names around a little bit like one can have a middle name oh they both can go by it i don't know yeah there's so many options the worlds are always i guess i just never really gave a shit or no i'm sure i would have when i was like

stupid and young i think that i thought that people give a shit because on friends monica stole um rachel's baby name or rachel stole monica's baby name um also that's a thing in sex in the city and it's one of my favorite scenes ever it's in the first episode or in the first season um and they're this group of friends you know the girls in sex in the city they're their friends having a baby and they go to the baby shower in the suburbs and um samantha has like beef with the mom to be and um because i think they both were like kind of competitive over who was like the fun party girl you know yeah and so Samantha shows up with like wearing just like a super slutty outfit and you gotta love her for it to a baby shower yeah bless it's so

funny and then um Charlotte's like what are you naming the baby and then they she says the name and Charlotte's like that's my secret baby name I never told anybody like and then uh they get into an argument and then samantha comes in and she's like what's going on she's like she stole my baby name and then samantha does not miss a beat looks at her and she's like you bitch like i fucking love that energy she was just waiting for a reason to just be like you bitch that's so fucking funny i need to re-watch this i know i say this every time we talk about sex in the city i need to just do it and re-watch it for as much as i like fucking despise carrie bradshaw and just kind of like how problematic the show is it is so fun to watch yeah you know absolutely

it's i don't know because then you watch like more modern shows or something and you're like just as it's not hitting the way sex in the city hit oh you know like watching like and just like that we had to stop yeah everybody did everyone was disappointed it was painful to watch amelia that was like the will and grace reboot it just doesn't hit the same when you try to like recreate that magic the subreddit well and then when when it aired when we watched the first episode mr liz was like samantha's not in this i don't know if i can do this and i was like exactly yeah that's true she's like the glue um i'm always gonna defend kim control yeah she deserves it i love a diva anyways uh baby names yes do you want to do you want to do your boy names first

yeah that list is super short don't even know if i actually like these names they're just the ones i don't hate because i like kind of like old sounding names oh my god i'm excited to see what overlap we might have okay so my boys names and i might never even have kids so you guys can do whatever you want with this list you never know um boys names conrad leonardo theodore okay warren and wells i love the name wells it's a fun name i think i like wells because of wells from the bachelor that is now with sarah that's the first time i heard that name and i really liked it when you meet a good person with a name that you've never heard the name is just yeah great from there well that's why my parents like hated so many names because they were teachers and so they

dealt with a lot of kids who fucking suck yes i can't imagine having that challenge i loved the name melissa as a kid and my mom was like uh yeah i had a terrible student named melissa it really it takes one person like keep that in mind everyone yeah it takes one person are you going to be the person that makes someone hate an entire name don't or do if you don't want them to take that name that's true yeah take your name yeah okay you go my boy names are leo which is similar to leo yeah i have a my cousin's name is leo it's a family name but yeah but the full name is leopold which i'm not gonna do that to my child but it is a family name it's also my cousin's name so i don't think i can actually do it yeah it's also my cousin's name really that wouldn't stop

me really yeah you have a cousin leo yeah me too wow do we have the same cousin that would be oh my god that would be weird that would be a dream come true if we found out we were blood relatives oh my god it'd be like the parent trap but like better if my mom is your mom's sister-in-law uh who is twice removed yeah that makes you um okay it's like that scissor song my man is your man is her man is my man that was such a good song that album the weekend art um okay cohen oh i really love that name rowan uh-huh don't love i feel like i've seen rowan a lot lately personally me too personally i don't like when people give twin names that rhyme cohen and rowan yeah um dude my i dated a guy

whose name is shane brother's name is sean what that's so same fucking name sets people up for disaster her name is rochelle sister's name is rachel that is the same fucking name i'm like you couldn't come up with another name yeah that sounds like oh shit i wasn't planning on two rachel that's crazy you you like that name so much that you find a very that's the same fucking name i had to keep a straight face when she said that i was like what's your sister's name and she's like Rachel and I was like uh no your sister not you um okay my other interesting boy names are Kanan okay which is biblical and I'm not so um Hayes H-A-Y-S I know a Hayes H-A-Y-S and he's fucking cool and I'm like that's a dope fucking name he's like in a band and shit um ever I there

was a little boy across the street from me in up at college and his name was ever he was adopted from ethiopia and he's i was like that is such a dope name and then lane laney those that's it for my boy names my girl name list is long i like that i like that thank you i don't hear very many boy names that i like you got some like unique ones going but they're not so unique that you're like this sounds mormon like moses moses are people out here naming their kids yeah apple and moses i was listening to a podcast earlier that referenced that they're like they were talking about um jason aldean and his kids they're his kids names are like navy and something else fucking stupid oh no yeah navy yeah and then the podcaster was like that's like

the country version of apple and moses yes it absolutely is i was like i knew about apple like Gwyneth Paltrow's kid Apple but I did not know about Moses that's hilarious just asking for your kid to get beat up in middle school um do you want to hear my girl's name I absolutely do um okay also a shortish list um these lists are ever-changing too sometimes I go back through them I'm like what the fuck was I thinking that's a terrible name no same um Violet that's on my list margo okay margo margo spud how m-a-r-g-o-t okay cool uh genevieve i don't think i'd actually use that but i've always thought the name like genevieve penelope would be really fun because then you could call her jenny penny jenny penny that's so cute i used to want a book character

when i wanted a horse i wanted i wanted a horse named genevieve kind of the same genevieve is definitely like a majestic horse name absolutely horse girl genevieve yes french horse girl french horse girl genevieve um celeste okay beatrix um you could call her b or birdie for sure i could see you naming your child that and calling her birdie yeah birdie you seem like you would have a daughter named beatrix that's so true i do that's big liz energy um lizette that's so cute because you're liz yeah i didn't like that wasn't my thinking when i saw it i like how it looks when it's spelled yeah l-i-s-e-t-t-e yeah um is old intro i've never heard that really yeah uh have you seen the movie tristan and is old no um i just like the name is old yeah that's pretty uh

eloine cute don't think i'd ever actually name anyone eloine i just saw it and i was like oh that's yeah i always think of like ways that to see and read and say eloine i always think of ways that like kids can make them hate like make my kids hate their names like calling them like elephant like celeste and molest you know what i mean oh no like that like i love the name olivia but they're like they would call her olive for sure which is kind of cute but they would taunt her but kids are just gonna do that anyway i know there's no way to protect people called me hamelia when i was a little chubby they're so mean so mean going um the last one is hyacinth oh um well and that's if that's for my bridgerton people there's a character named hyacinth um

and when i heard the name i was like that's such a fun that's so cute it's like uh hyacinth is a flower i know yeah i know but i've never heard it as a person's name yeah yeah i like that um well so with elowen so i was thinking my parents have this friend their daughter's name is um aloha and they called her lowey growing up i know there's a youtube creator named lowey and i love her i wonder if the that's the that's the girl i mean she's around her age now she tells like um ghost stories oh yeah she's really cool okay here's my girl names daisy oh i fucking love i i can totally see you with a kid named daisy that's the cutest fucking name daisy every daisy that I know of is like a bad bitch too um Maeve uh I love Maeve Bernadette is on my list but I

don't think I would actually name my child Bernadette but it's because my grandma's name when she um immigrated to the U.S. her name was Donitza which is my middle name they changed it to Bernice which is bananas yeah Bernice is in it that's one of those names where you're like why is that a name yeah was it ever like a hot girl's name no i don't think so so everyone called her burn um so that's why i wrote bernadette down i also love the name bernadette or the song bernadette bernadette i don't know if you know okay ryan r-i-a-n okay stevie um molly but spelled m-a-l-i oh that's pretty cool i've always i've also always liked stevie when i was a kid i loved the name stevie for a girl's name it's such a cute name i love those like um like gender

ambiguous kind of names yeah yeah like ryan um hazel oh dude what no you go ahead what were you gonna say no um i like the name hazel but i have a story okay relevant to yeah just go okay um ivy juliet um after romeo and uh-huh uh rio cleo another rhyme um holland holly for short dylan d-i-l-l-a-n autumn violet again sadie uh adelaide these are such fun names thank you i write down a lot i like them um delaney mccall which is oh it sounds like a last name but there's i know of a mccall i like a last name first name yeah you know it's fun a last name first name for a girl yeah it's that girl's gonna be really fucking cool yeah like stevenson stevenson samson yeah gatsby's like on that note i'm leaving i'm not into this you named me gatsby yeah you had

all these names and and you name me gatsby gatsby's a perfect i fucking love the name gatsby it's it's so it's so perfect for him too it is um lenin story s-t-o-r-i-e sloan indigo valley is the other one you said v-a-l-l-i-e i saw a list of old names that are coming back and valley was on there and then the last one too lottie oh i love lottie like charlotte yeah lottie for short did you ever see um a little princess no uh one of the girls the little girl's name is Lottie and she's like she had a big bow in her hair I always thought she was so cute it's just such a cute name it's also one of those that like it's cute for a child and cute for an old woman yeah you know yeah and you really need to be thinking about that yeah longevity yeah okay do you want

to do your pet names um yes oh but let me tell you about Hazel yes so so funny that you said this yesterday uh mr liz and i met up with a couple friends at um one of the beaches and just hung out on the beach for a couple hours um but behind us was a family it was the parents and a teenage daughter and the daughter's name is hazel and um the parents were calling her like selfish and high maintenance and difficult and then we were all like we're kind of on hazel's side you guys kind of suck and that also like really just gave me flashbacks to me being a teenage girl i'm like yeah maybe she is being a little bit of a brat but she's also a fucking teenager yeah the teenagers might as well be considered like clinically insane absolutely absolutely and um it was

mostly because uh her dad was like pumping up the paddle boards and forgot like the thing to like lock the the air in the paddleboard and was blaming her and was like i can't do everything for her and take care of her like a baby i'm like it's so awkward to like be doing this in front of people yeah it wasn't so loud like there weren't too many people around but me and my friend could hear i was like wait what are they saying and then um she caught me up on it and i just like you know what hazel if you ever hear this for some reason we were on your side team hazel we're on team hazel all day and they also had so much stuff with them and i don't know but not the cap no not the cap they brought so much other shit and uh i don't know i just was

like you guys are making it worse by being like rude yeah she's gonna resent you yeah she's just not she's gonna like it's like they're creating a self-fulfilling prophecy yeah of like you're such a brat you're spoiled you're high maintenance does that do you think that's gonna put your moody teenage daughter in a mood to like want to fucking hang out with you and be chill no no it's not no yeah and then when her dad left her uh mood lightened up and i was like oh i definitely relate to that as a teenager damn hang in there hazel because when you get older your dad might be cool yeah but also your dad could just be not good with teenage girls a few more years to 18 and you're out of there hazel i think we're pulling for you 17 one more year till you're out maybe

she just graduated she's ready to fly the coop and i was like you know what i feel like i'm in the between the age of each of you and and you guys could be a little bit nicer to hazel yeah you should be a mediator i can see that as a former difficult teenage girl as a former baby what what you should have been doing is just ignore her shitty mood and then just been like i don't know what's going on i don't know why you might be in a bad mood but it's a beautiful day yeah let's uh let's just pretend yeah pretend whatever happened didn't happen for now right because it's really not the end of the world yeah like you might be in a bad mood just because your dad's being a dick right but there's no way that they could if he's not accepting

responsibility for forgetting a cap he is not going to accept responsibility for putting her in a mood well anyways not this man shout out to hazel this is dedicated to you one day you can have a podcast yeah anything's possible hazel uh keep dreaming haze um okay here's my pet's name my pet name list also short um freckle cute bambi bambi noodle noodle nacho nacho's on my list pistachio oh my god that's so cute potato i have potato salad on mine trinket trinket and then i'm gonna add zipper on there because i like zipper that's so cute trinket mr liz had a cat named nickel once isn't that a good name yeah but then i have like um that time i've told this story before where i was taking a spelling test in third grade in the world the word was nickel but i

thought she said nipple and i kept looking around nobody was laughing and i was like how is nobody laughing at this and she repeated the word and i thought she said nipple again i so vaguely not vaguely i so vividly remember this and i was mortified when i got the test back anyway so nickel kind of carries a little bit of a stress i feel like that's not your fault yeah like pronounce better did you spell nipple correctly i did i'd be like you spelled it right but that's not the word that i said yeah give me the points yeah bitch i'm just kidding okay no seriously i would like to write a letter justice for amelia justice for amelia um and hazel and hazel and just us yeah until we find somebody else that needs justice um there's there are so many uh

here are my pet's names uh a moby okay like moby dick uh-huh napa like the wine yeah i could i really want a golden retriever named napa um is sorry is gatsby allowed to be eating those plants hey sorry gatsby i sold you out no you shouldn't be doing that he's only doing it for attention it worked well done come here yeah if you want attention we'll happily give you some just come here if you want attention oh here he comes he's like all right that's so hard wow i would expect this from your brother um he's not a plant eater really no but for you know trying to get attention in like disruptive ways okay um banjo i love that cute me too nacho tango that's fun maple nacho nacho and tango are those uh they sound like

call signs or something yeah right yeah i know tango definitely is um maple lemon nigel i really like nigel because of the photographer nigel barker and i think it'd be really funny to have a dog named nigel barker i always think about nigel thornberry yeah dashing um honey gadget gizmo they would be brothers bunker and biscuit they would be brothers um mango rumble carbon carbon i really want like a black um german shepherd okay that makes sense uh the rest of these are cats oh you i just put general names see i was starting to but then some of these would not be good dog names like walter cronkite i really really want a cat named walter cronkite i feel like cats need funky names absolutely like stupid ass names yeah potato salad's on here for

cats it's a great cat name i love the name dolores for a cat bento cute zipper omelet hoochie coochie my mom had a cat named hoochie coochie and i love that name that's funny hubble like the space telescope potato salad basil and cheeky cute thank you thank you that i feel like your list is so you thank you know what i mean i've been building this since i was 18 yeah that's how it is it do be like that i used to really love the name isla oh i love the name isla um it's a family name too that's so cute and but then like when i was like 18 i was and i was with my dumb ex-boyfriend i was like we're gonna get married and we'll have kids we'll name our daughter isla and then that's just kind of how it got ruined for me yeah and now it's ruined

i understand that and then when we broke up he was like i'm gonna keep that name oh okay did he no okay not that i'm aware of uh my first boyfriend dead serious wanted to name his first two kids zaffle like raffle with a z and seven isn't zaffle like a like a fast fashion company yeah yeah but he wanted it spelled like raffle and then seven like the number seven that's like some uh the show you yeah love and 40 yes so fucking dumb get the fuck out of here good good luck finding a partner who's down with that yeah he has two kids and neither of them have those that's good so she won it's nice that he's married to someone with a brain yeah it is it really is um anyway that was fun that was that was not expected it was an unexpected thing for

us to do and i'm happy it's just also fun to i came across a um subreddit or like it was a i think it was a name subreddit or baby name subreddit and the prompt was like what are your like delusional baby names that you'll never actually name a baby but you just love the name yeah and i was like that's such that's i want to go through that yeah they were pretty reasonable names but I understand why it's like okay I'm not gonna why you wouldn't maybe want to name your kid that right yeah a lot of them are very book talky oh yeah got it I just reposted my um firefighter story because I realized all my hits like have been performing really well again on TikTok which is smart makes me feel like I'm like I don't have it anymore which breaks my heart a little bit but

that's a conversation for my therapist um but uh i reposted the firefighter story and when i first posted it and when i posted this time everyone's like girl i thought this i was on book talk like i can't believe that this happened i'm like if this is a book talk kind of story i think i need to end up on book talk i i agree like yeah that sounds like a fun place to be it really is you know what i looked up um the name draco like in popularity yeah and after manacled came out it shot up oh my god like i'm naming my son draco oh i meant to tell you i was talking to somebody at a birthday party that listens to the podcast who's um a friend of mine but she i didn't know that she listened and she came up she came up to me and she was like oh my god like i am obsessed

with harry potter smut and i was so excited to hear liz talk about it i don't know manacled like changed my life i was like oh damn i'll have to tell liz and that was really fucking good yeah i mean it sounds like it i'm still trying to get into another um fanfic i've been like reading parts of it slowly it's just not as easy to dive in as the other ones yeah is another well manacled is such a slow burn for the first like 10 chapters and then you're like wow yeah yeah yeah this is so crazy that's good payoffs i would have just like dipped out after the first like five chapters the other one that i like way more is um uh fuck now i can't remember what it's called draco malfoy and something something there's oh and the mortifying ordeal of being in

love oh yeah that's a cute name it's really funny it's super funny easy read that sounds like a really sweet action mr liz is on like book talk instagram he's on tiktok yeah and um he like loves sending me book talk related things that's love it'll be like when the two characters arrive at the inn at 3 a.m and there's only one bed it's like oh my god that is so funny like what are they gonna do like oh it's like he sent me another one more recently that was like when the random enemy is described as attractive oh my god it's like it's about to go down yeah oh my god oh my god it's so nice to have these things to like just like get lost in in today's world because there's just so much horrible shit happening yeah being able to check out and just like get

invested in something that doesn't matter or exist actually is so nice it really is it's the best it's a nice break from uh just kind of the brain rot that you experience yeah online like yeah i don't know yeah it really is just the constant exposure to traumatizing information and also silly stuff but then also sometimes it's just like people being so literal have you noticed that yes lately people are just like really fucking literal yeah and it's like are you doing this on purpose yeah are you there's no way you don't have any sort of nuance in your brain i think people just are looking for reasons to get upset so that they can like they have directly at someone feeling bad yeah it's like you feel bad because you're online all day i'm so

sorry i it took me a long time to figure that out too i spent significantly less time scrolling it's so nice isn't it yeah it's really i've spent i've been spent i'm so much happier oh my god guys i need to tell you about my happiness because i want you guys to be happy too fuck yeah um we don't gatekeeper on here i uh got a vitamin b injection oh yeah and that has been fucking life-changing really yeah so i like because i had been kind of looking into it and i was like i would not be surprised if i have a b12 deficiency because this just is i have a lot of different like weird little like symptoms that are related to fatigue that i was like okay this could be a b12 deficiency i might also like we're all deficient in all kinds of stuff yeah just as

humans yeah so i had been thinking about it for a while and then weirdly enough like the acupuncture place i go to they do all kinds of stuff they also do like chiropractic appointments which i also did so i feel really fucking good from that hell yeah from my leg injury my like lower back and leg injury gone that's the numb spot on my leg gone well it turns out i just needed my back fucking cracked that is such a i'm so happy that you were able to figure that out yeah that must have been so freeing oh i felt high the first time i got an adjustment i bet i was like i'm gonna levitate away but anyways i got a b12 injection there as well and um like felt well and it doesn't fuck with your sleep well at least not for me so if you need it you're gonna feel

better yeah um so that really helped my sleep has been like better um I've had crazy dreams which I've always had crazy dreams but I wonder if that's connected have you looked up if like b12 um no I I also like I haven't been smoking weed I smoked some weed for the first time in like a month um yesterday oh wow yeah what was that like did you get like super high because you haven't no I got like just a regular high and I was like huh this isn't as thrilling as it used to be for me so that felt good too yeah I was like I didn't have the urge to smoke that's amazing yeah that's a good that's a good feeling it turns out when you don't um smoke weed all the time and drink alcohol well I have been drinking but cutting back on that too yeah so it's I just apparently

b12 can cause very crazy dreams yeah oh okay that makes sense and it helps with dream recall too yeah so anyway um i definitely recommend looking into that if you struggle with like chronic fatigue and i do and i was saying well you also don't eat as much meat yeah um you don't eat any red meat so i think eating or getting a b12 injection could be helpful for you yeah i'm I'll look into it because I feel like I'm just like in my wellness girly era you know what I mean with your like nighttime routine I have my like luxurious nighttime routine yeah um I've been looking into supplements I'm taking care of my body except I haven't been working out but that's okay you know I know sometimes you're just kind of like I know I'm gonna work out again and

I know I'm gonna be like consistent about it but for now I'm just gonna like enjoy this break from working out yeah you know I mean like yeah I think that having like a little bit of a reset you're taking care of yourself in other ways so it's like yeah yeah you don't need to be you know um so I'm so excited to get back onto like my everything routine I have been Liz has been hearing me fucking crying about this for like a week now I have not had consistency in my life for like a month because we've had I had COVID and then we had we've had back-to-back guests staying with us we had two parties this past weekend that we hosted there are people in town I have not been to the gym in like three weeks which is fucking killing me and I just like haven't been taking

care of myself like my room is a fucking disaster because I just haven't had time to clean it and I'm just so excited to get back into my like wellness girly phase of my life have a routine when I have time to do it oh it just sounds so like hearing you talk about it I'm like i need it i need it in my life it's nice it is it's it's nice to well also i i was watching like um i think it was a tiktok or something someone talking about um it was a tiktok this person was like are you like depressed and stressed and anxious and blah blah and listing all this stuff and like how they don't have consistency in their life like do you not get enough sleep and you're always tired and blah blah blah and I was thinking about how when I felt overwhelmed like that of

like you can identify all of the things you need to improve to feel better um and I just want people to know if you're like struggling with that if you can identify all of these things that you need to do just just start with one yeah you know it's it's not a comp not a I mean obviously I don't mean to say not a competition because it obviously isn't but like i know what you mean though you don't need to rush to like be perfect because it's i i just feel like we've conditioned ourselves to think that like we just need to like do all of the things all at once and that's not feasible no just start with what you can just do one thing and it makes such a huge difference yeah once you start with one then you're able to make more room for the next one yes and whatever that one thing

is is up to you yes you know absolutely I think for me it was um I've been way more consistent about when I go to bed that's good it's been a really big one that's huge I need to start doing that it's I've had such a crazy retaliation bedtime the past like two weeks it's hard because I haven't had any of the day to myself so like when everyone's asleep I'm like I'm gonna stay up until two in the morning and then I feel like shit the next day it's not good like yeah yeah and feeling like shit the next day i mean i could tolerate that when i like didn't have anything going on yeah no not when you have a lot of shit to do it don't it don't work too well exactly so just wanted to share that i love that i'm so happy oh also i got a costco hot dog you did

uh-huh did it like it slapped hell yeah it went like down you know what we realized too the the thing that makes obviously the dog itself is great right but the bun also is what makes it so good it's like the perfect bun uh have you seen these shirts does it say costco hot dog no it says i got that dog in me and it's the costco i feel like i have seen that and i i need it you should get you should absolutely get one i really should in the tiktok shop right now you could you could request a free trial or a free i don't trust a tiktok shop see i didn't either but i just had a i just got a foot massager sent to me from them from tiktok shop and it was the best i'm and so happy i feel tiktok shop to me feels like the

it's like timu it does it absolutely feels like it's giving timu but it's different it's like amazon and that it's like different um distributors i feel like it's worse than amazon it absolutely is but in terms of like the model of the timu of amazon even though timo timu is trying to be yeah team is the team of amazon but exactly it's the team it's the team yeah it is um i did order one thing through tiktok shop but it was my it was the do facial moisturizer oh um and that's because they were like this is our first time like selling through tiktok shop and we have like black friday deals but what discount you get is going to be dependent on like each person if you buy it through tiktok shop so you could get up to 50 off and i did because it was my first purchase

oh so that's kind of fun it's like spinning a wheel yeah yeah well i like that but i don't know if that's since changed anyways um should we play my game yes i'm so excited um so in honor of pride month happy pride uh i'm just gonna list things that i think are um queer and things that i think are straight okay so olipop unfortunately is straight i feel that um poppy we don't know jury's still out on poppy yeah yeah i could i could see that um having a podcast is straight but in a gay way i love that you know what i mean yes um cats are gay dogs are straight chaise lounges are gay yes chaise long long um sleeper sofas are straight okay wine glasses are straight but interesting coupe glasses are gay okay um drinking alcohol is straight but smoking

weed is gay um and Top Gun is gay and so is Top Gun 2 and I saw Top Gun 2 this weekend oh and they have like a little uh have you seen Top Gun 2 no um well is that the new Top Gun yeah it's the new Top Gun with Miles Teller okay um and there's you know how in Top the first Top Gun they have the volleyball scene yeah well in this one they have a football scene and it's all shirtless dudes in jorts love it and then two girls and they're in like tank tops and they like it's like anytime they're on screen it's for like a second and they like pan away and I'm like this is so fucking gay i love that it's military propaganda and it's gay as hell oh fuck yeah you know it's like a good and i don't know well and the the ratings on it are so high and i was like why this is so

not believable oh i'm gonna spoil it you guys i'm sorry if you are if you're really really dead set on seeing top gun 2 then maybe skip this part um and you don't want any of it spoiled but at the beginning um tom cruise the top gun hell yeah he earned it maverick is um in obviously he's in the like he's in like the naval air force i believe okay or i don't know i don't know the fucking difference to be anyways maybe he's just in the air force um he flies planes okay but he's in this fancy program where they're trying to go faster than they're trying to go um mock 10 which is 10 times faster than the speed of sound jesus and uh is that real yes what the fuck and so it's that they just cut right to it and they're like we're cutting your program unless you

you go mock 10 today and he's like we're only supposed to go mock nine today and they're like well why your program is for rationale for that well because they're like we don't want to be replaced by drones and then i was like maybe this is controversial but i feel like something that's dangerous should be replaced by robots yeah you know what i mean yeah what's the point of having a person in this plane going 10 times faster than the speed of sound truly so then they're all everyone's like you know deep breathing exercises watching tom cruise try to get to mock 10 so he gets to mock 9 and everyone's like wow because that's what they were supposed to do that day yeah and then he keeps going up and they're like come on and then he's almost to mock 10 and he's

like come on and then it finally gets to mock 10 and everyone's like yeah but then he doesn't stop because he's maverick you know oh shit and then he keeps going and i'm stoned stressed as fuck watching this i'm like why is he doing this yeah and then i was like why is this necessary yeah and then mr liz is explaining to me how like why we want to have the most advanced military in the world and i was like but in realistically in what scenario do you need to go mach 10 no i yeah i mean that's also like with the deal with the whole like defense budget being so big it's like it's just kind of a pissing match yeah you know like we need to defend we need a big defense they're like some shit's gonna go down i'm like some shit's gonna go down because you're gonna start

it at this point right yeah anyways i'm just so then he's he's going beyond mach 10 and then uh shit starts to go off the rails you know an engine blows and then all of the systems are like overheating and then um he's like fuck shit and he's like trying to turn it off and then uh the plane starts to explode and he ejects himself which if he did this going mach 10 yeah he would be dead right there is no fucking way that this would be feasible yeah and so that like i just it my suspension of disbelief was not engaged at all because i was like this would never happen yeah he would be dead right um robots should do this job sorry yeah and then uh the rest of the so that's like the beginning and then they're like we have to cut your program because

you're fucking crazy and you shouldn't have done that and you know better tom cruise oh yeah and then he survives and then he walks into some diner and everyone's staring at him like oh my god and then uh mr liz is like this got a big laugh in the theater and then i was like what the fuck is going on yeah i just there are some movies that like it's just so hard once you really like stop believing it or like you you just like hook into a piece of it that you just like can't get down with you just can't enjoy the movie after that i i couldn't i and maybe it's because i was high but i was just like i fucking hate this movie yeah um and people loved top gun too yeah my parents really liked it gay as hell hell yeah it's gay as hell okay i love a

gay flick though oh my god but if it's military propaganda and it's gay i don't care have you ever seen the movie priscilla queen of the desert no but i feel like i need to see that you absolutely have to speaking of gay films um wait can i tell you the rest of the plot of top gun too sure i'm have to tell you the whole plot so then the next part of where miles teller comes in um they're like you can't do this anymore and then um ice man who's the former like almost enemy of tom cruise who actually if you watch the first top gun maverick is in love with ice man yes i do remember that from the first one is i'm like he they should kiss i would like it it they're so gay i wouldn't be bad um and you know what neither would i yeah uh they should have that was the true

romance story was between maverick and ice man fuck yeah uh trying to decide who's gonna be the top gun and who's gonna be the bottom gun and you know what ice man was fucking right he was like you're like a loose cannon you're gonna put all these other people in danger you're like irresponsible and then i was like that's kind of hot okay growing up is realizing that these people that were thrown into scripts to like like be bad guys oh yeah are right yes like um the new stepmom and parent trap talking about parent trap again like i get it you know like you're having these two little girls i need to rewatch it i haven't seen it she was such she was such a villain but then you look back on it and you're like fucking let her chill like what

does she have to do with that she's trying to get her bag yeah and this guy's good looking yeah hell yeah he has a fucking winery yeah absolutely gets around his winery on horses she's like fuck yes yeah she scored big 25 in that movie which is insane she was definitely like not like 35 yeah um anyways yeah so then they're like okay we have to do this big mission where like some bad guys who are unidentified you know made up bad guys are like they are putting weapons underground in this like very remote location and um they have all these missiles like in this this was filmed in uh washington too this oh yeah um they have all these missiles on these mountaintops and you would have to fly below them through these mountains to get

to the location and then they're gonna blow up these um weapons okay so there's a job for a drone yes that is also a fucking job for a drone so then they are like we we need you to train the top guns to do this mission so tom cruise is training all these young people and then there's like you know the new ice man is glenn powell and glenn powell's character something about glenn powell's face is so punchable oh i can't relate and i don't like he's a good looking man but in this movie i was like i'm gonna punch you in the face your face is so pointy and for what there's something about how that man carries himself that just makes me wet i so sorry hated hop gun too he probably agrees though oh you know what when i have a pointy face you're

right i never noticed very it's just and it's emphasized in the movie you know like something about his character sucks and it makes his face look even pointier and i know he's supposed to be like the bad guy or whatever but he does have a big villain energy yeah yeah well and he's not like the actual bad guy right anyways drones should replace our military yeah happy pride top gun's gay and if you like top gun you're gay i love that yeah congrats that's the conclusion it's not an accusation no it's congratulatory actually i think that that's a good conclusion to come to um can i give you things and you can tell me if they're gay yes absolutely this is part two of the gay or straight um desk chairs um desk chairs are straight what about like

like ergonomic desk chairs like really like well thought out desk chairs i still think they're straight okay regardless like who's gonna be really into an ergonomic desk chair desk chair a straight guy that's true but i mean if they're like really like well put together you would think i mean i have a herman miller right here at my desk and the only reason i have that fancy chair is because i'm dating a straight man that's so true who is into chairs that's a very good point um bar carts bar carts gay nice i think that that's an apt an apt choice my gaydar is on point yeah i think so too just start naming you're just like looking around yeah i'm just looking around your apartment um no okay i'm gonna think of something outside of the apartment i'm gonna

i'm gonna do two more playing i spy yeah i spy is it gay um whole foods whole foods is it's one of those things where it like um it's gay fishing oh yeah yeah yeah it's straight though yeah okay it's gay baiting yeah it's a straight girl gay baiting okay okay interesting um all right my last one is going to be um hmm i want i want it to be good okay uh garden gnomes that's a good one i'm gonna have to say gay they do give they they feel like little little gay guys yeah like nobody is has a well-trimmed beard quite like a gay guy also having a garden gnome is a gay thing to do yeah it's queer yeah it's queer coded i like that yeah the gnomes themselves

their sexuality doesn't matter but the the act of having a garden gnome is gay i've never really thought about the purpose of a garden gnome like are they just for decoration i'd assume so or maybe they're also to scare away little little ground critters yeah that maybe yeah that's probably the case like a scarecrow but a garden gnome okay my mom would try and have little uh yard trinkets that she would always have angels little cement angels and they would always get stolen oh no i'm like well we live in las vegas yeah what the fuck did you think right i mean but that's such a thing to steal sin city i would feel like permanently cursed if i stole someone's garden angel you know what and i think that mormon kids just don't have anything to do so they just

do shit like that they're like teehee i'm gonna steal this little yard thing yeah and then do what with it probably break it it's so fucked up i don't know if they broke it what else would they do with it i mean if it were me i would put it i would just start collecting shit and putting it in my house and seeing if my mom noticed yeah like street signs like kids that steal street signs yeah one time i stole a uh traffic cone and put it in my brother's bed oh my god what did he do with it he thought it was really funny um i don't know what we ended up doing with it because i was i was like over 10 years ago oh well well sick um should we read the oh yeah we got an email we got a listener a moral injury email i meant to start with this but it got taken

away by um the baby named nausea yeah we really did all right uh so we got an email about moral injury and i love i love hating jobs yeah not my job you know no one wants to hate their own job but if you hate your job i'm gonna hate it with you you know what i mean yeah it's like that's same person yeah exactly right exactly yeah um so i hope all of you love your jobs but if you hate your job just know i am there in spirit hating it with you yes me as well um so this one is titled moral injury tea hey guys thanks for helping me put a term to what i was feeling in my last job i'll try to keep it brief but i went from college to a staffing agency this industry preys on fresh college grads and my company sold me stories of unlimited commission and people

making millions i already know which company this person's talking about the people making millions are probably just the people at the top yeah absolutely and they're making millions because they're probably doing illegal shit i'm not gonna this this person did not say the name of their company but i'm willing to put money on it being insight global because this is like a tale as old as time okay staffing agencies that prey on freshmen coming out of like or like fresh out of college people it's so fucked up because people are like so hyped to just be in the workforce yeah they're like thank god i got a job anyway they did not tell me how many people quit and made it sound like staffing wasn't for them when they were really coerced out the company has a

stock plan that kicks in at three years and the vast majority of people are out before three years the only long-term path was to go into the sales side versus the recruiting side and this was led by a misogynist who got arrested during his first company outing missed work from staying in the drunk tank and then showed up to work drunk during my first three months these are the type of people they value men drunk losers um but to the moral injury stuff recruiting works by getting people to work w-2 contracts we were told these were better for everyone but it made employees work without pto with no long-term stability we had clients laying off entire internal teams so they could replace them with our with contractors from our company

and this was seen as a massive win for us and i felt in the wrong because i empathized with the dozens of people who were replaced by cheaper candidates wow that's a good example i also think these companies end up learning that like hiring a company like this where first like they clearly treat their employees like shit and there's high turnover yeah it's going to fuck over that company that hired them yes um so absolutely yeah contracted recruiters i feel like are not always the best anyways some of our clients had strange demands of candidates and others wanted us to break laws for them one client told us only show her women because men don't do well here and a salesperson once told us if you have to look for women don't do it in california because i don't

want to deal with their their maternity leave bullshit like textbook law breaking christ uh-huh i finally had enough and went to hr to tell them we were breaking the law and i thought they'd at least appreciate the legal liability if they didn't understand the moral part of it they said they'd take care of it less than a week later i had a meeting with my boss and was put on a performance plan regarding my revenue which was considered an uncontrollable metric when i started i was one of the most the three most consistent employees on controllable metrics and won a company-wide award for revenue the previous year i came up three days short on revenue got fired april 1st and haven't heard from 90 of the office since they gave two weeks of severance but i had

to sign a document saying i wouldn't speak poorly wouldn't sue and wouldn't and would even represent them in a positive manner if they ever needed me in court that is that so shady that last part is especially shady that is slimy that's some cult shit they're like we'll give you two weeks severance after illegally firing you for bringing like for bringing up something we could get sued for yeah well they were yeah they didn't and they they don't have to like agree to break the law but the at that sounds like they'll do anything for a dollar it's fucking gross thankfully i'm in a new job that is actually professional with a higher salary and benefits that actually start when you begin working there i could tell more like how we had a zero how we had zero people

of color in an office of 40 but this is as brief as i can make it and i'm thankful to be doing something that has the frustrations that normal jobs have like sassy clients versus compromising my core on my core beliefs appreciate y'all good lord it's just wild to get roped into doing something that's against your core beliefs because like you're green at a job and like oh and that's why they don't want to rock the boat that's why they like look for young people it's the same it's the same reason why like dudes in their 30s like when they try and date like a 21 year old why the rest of the world is like what the fuck is wrong with you yeah absolutely it's because they like they can't get away with that shit anywhere else yeah and they're taking

advantage of people who don't have experience and don't know how to stand up for themselves yeah like yeah that's so true i never thought about it that way oh man i hope that there's someone who leaves that job who has like the balls and the money to take them the fuck to court there needs to be like like double agents that are like actually lawyers that like go into these company to get hired and like that would be amazing destroys them from the inside out holy shit yeah that would be so because they could probably they could protect themselves knowing yeah what they know going it's like the whatever the opposite of undercover bosses yeah undercover undercover lawyer undercover employer nope that's just employer undercover employee lawyer yeah or

something like that um there's no way we can combine those words yeah it breaks my heart a little bit it's it's like the the work version of uh to catch a predator yeah oh my god i i i think this is a good idea i think we're we're cooking with gas here you could also just rebrand to catch a predator for this because these companies are predators yeah can you imagine like i feel like that could uh turn the tides of capitalism a little bit yeah i agree let's do it we need to if any if anyone knows any like um reality star production yeah people we know a few lawyers get us in touch we could really oh yeah we know a few lawyers that look young put an employment lawyer in there yeah i think putting an employment lawyer and then putting like um

someone like a government official yeah the e someone from the eeoc yeah yeah yeah oh have these people doing investigations oh my god it would be so beautiful damn chris hansen hit us up yeah that's daddy i have i fucking love him oh my god this could be my ticket to meet chris hansen and also save the world i know someone who um like their ex-boss is like a fucking crazy misogynist and like someone from their company is suing them like actively suing because of this guy and then after that person left another person is suing him and then before that there were three other cases against the ceo for like being sexist how the fuck i'm like why the fuck would a board continue to employ this guy

who's clearly like a legal risk yeah and this is costing you money yeah there's so many other people there has to be there has to be a reason it's like it's a dick is he's sucking yeah everyone's apparently their dick good lord the whole board um that's bananas well thank you for writing in um and sharing your experience with moral injury because that's a very good example yeah and i hope that you're recovering yeah because that shit can be it can take a toll on you for sure absolutely that was clearly way more egregious than what i experienced i mean i can't i'm so glad they're out of that situation too good lord wow well well i think this is a good place to wrap things up hell yeah thanks for joining us for another uh banger episode

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