The Hoely Hour - E190 The Shakespeare of Penis

Episode Date: July 5, 2024

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you can just tell you can see the neck beard on that guy i fucking love that it went from being like how do you know if you're gay all the way to being like i am the shakespeare of penis welcome to the holy hour a podcast about sex relationships mental health and everything in between i'm amelia samson and i'm liz ball follow us on instagram and tiktok at the holy hour i'm on instagram and tiktok at amelia samson and i'm on instagram and tiktok at liz ball so hard you can also watch us on youtube or listen ad free on patreon at patreon.com slash the holy hour check out our merch at theholyhour.com and email us your spicy stories at holy hour podcast at gmail.com all right we're recording yeah yes hello wearing my avril lavigne shirt oh from this recent

tour uh-huh me gusta i feel like this this image was on like an album or something of hers probably i love how it looks like it looks handmade i live for that i love that shit i also like that it's like not it covers enough you know yeah and i think it's because they're like well children will also be buying this that's fair that's very fair did you know avril lavigne makes christian rock music now no do you know she was with chad kroger for like a very long time yeah the guy the nickelback guy there's a new nickelback documentary apparently did you know that before that she was married to the sum 41 guy sister's got a type and it's canadian punk pop singers some 41 canadian yes i i could be lying i think that they are canadian because

nickelback isn't that nickelback canadian uh-huh and then she's canadian uh-huh so maybe i just assumed that some 41s canadian but i'm happy for them let's just say it's true i'm happy for them if they are well they're divorced now yeah and she was replaced with a different avril lavigne back in the early 2000s have you heard that conspiracy theory yeah i don't think that she actually is no people's faces change when they get older everyone's like just bored and i get it better to do that than start forest fires you know what i mean i'm 41 from oh some 41 is a canadian rock hell yeah she knows ajax ontario she knows her canadian rock bands canada has given us some gifts sandra bullock justin trudeau wait did i make up sandra bullock being from canada

she's definitely canadian because that is a whole premise in the proposal yeah that she's maybe that's why i thought she was canadian but maybe she is hey google hey google is sandra bullock canadian damn well she was so convincing she was just like a really convincing she really sold canada yeah is that cultural appropriation to pretend you're from canada that's a great question um would love to know if you're a Canadian listener please let us know yeah uh so I have a surprise prepared for Amelia I'm honestly a little nervous when Liz texted me that's my surprise it's fucking stupid no I love that's my favorite kind of surprise is a fucking stupid surprise yeah yeah you know me but I thought it was like a fun fact and then I came in and she

was like I had to qa my surprise for you I'm like I should have prepared it sooner but oh it's me you know yeah well so i'm gonna tell you what it is okay um i had ai write a song about us so when i was on vacation oh my god my dad and mr liz went on a bike ride and my brother was like telling us about this like ai song thing song creator um website it's free for now so uh suno okay i think i keep having to look it up i've looked at it so many times uh yeah suno s-u-n-o okay um free for now you can only make like 10 songs a day which is plenty generates two types of songs so you give a little description of what you want the song to be about and then you give the genre that you want so they made a we made a few different songs um but they made a

song about their bike ride that they went on together cute and it was a country song and it was very funny so the song that i had written for us first i had chachi pt write the song okay um and then i brought that over and i wanted it to sound like charlie xcx chapel roan because that's what i've been listening to and i could just imagine it as like a chapel roan song yeah um except the lyrics are like corny um so i have a few different versions for you oh my god to listen to okay great and i'll uh sample some of them in this episode amazing oh my god i'm so fucking excited um first i'm gonna read the lyrics to you okay uh because it's ai so i wouldn't say it's like it sounds good per se but it's the best it's called the holy hour bop i had it like i edited

it edited the song a little bit and then I later on added like a rap break but amazing um it wouldn't let me I had used up all my songs so I couldn't generate the one with the lap the rap break until today I was just wondering who would create 10 songs a day and I found her well I also didn't realize that um I kept pressing generate and it was making new songs but it didn't show me it was making them so that's why i use them up quickly okay um tune in girls it's time to play amelia and liz are here to slay fuck yeah talking about life love and all the mess from pop culture trends to that late night text they got the sass they got the spice dishing advice yeah they're precise mental health and dating woes it's all fair game anything goes and then the chorus is

um it's the holy hour let's get real breaking it down with sex appeal laughs and tears they've got the power tune in babe it's the holy hour oh yeah amelia and liz best friends for life navigating love avoiding strife frank and mr liz they got their backs but it's the girls chat that really slapped oh my god and then the rap break is hot girls listen up it's the holy hour amelia and liz they got that girl power sip sip and tea spill and truth no filter from mental health tips to swipe and write they deliver badass babes they keep it real no cap breaking down stigmas yeah they all about that yap talking love sex and everything between amelia and liz not a princess but a queen making waves they ain't playing no games with miss with frank and mr liz they run

in the lanes so tune in get lit vibe with the crew the holy hour baby it's all for you oh and then we have the chorus again oh i love that frank and mr liz got not one but two mentions well i i know i was like you can mention them if you want um because i was like what what kinds of things do we talk about and then uh when i asked it to make a rap court like a little rap break i was like in the style of meg the stallion yeah obviously so when i read that i was like imagining her in my head yes clearly the best writing oh yeah um i did edit some of it so like um all about that yap that's me that was incredible i was like and then not a princess but a queen is also me also amazing those i was those are my two favorite lines honestly honestly i do like the app one yeah

i'm kind of relieved that you wrote the app part because when you read that i was like oh no this is actually like robots actually kind of good robots are coming for our jobs not um yeah so it's a little corny but i have a few different versions for you um the prompts that i typed in were because i liked some of them are really fucking bad um let's see i typed in moody edgy upbeat bass alternative pop punk hyper pop rap emo okay um so that's one of the good ones another good one is moody edgy bass oh wait no that's the same one oh no moody edgy bass alternative pop punk rap hip-hop metal oh maybe i liked that one on accident um it's good you have to well because if you just type it in it'll come up with lyrics for you but i wanted to have

more creative control than that okay all right are you ready yeah i'm so excited okay Time to play, Amelia and Liz are here to play Talking about life, love and all the mess From pop culture trends to bad late night sex They got the sass, they got the spice Pushing advice, yeah, they're precise Mental health and dating woes It's all fair game, anything goes

It's the holy hour, let's get real Breaking it down with sex appeal Laughs and tears, they've got the power Tune in, babe, it's the holy hour Amelia and Liz, best friends for life Navigating love, avoiding strife Frank and Mr. Liz, they got their backs But it's the girl's jack that really slaps

Hot girls, listen up, it's the holy hour Amelia and Liz, they got that girl power Sippin' tea, spillin' truth, no filter From mental health, tips are swipin' right, they deliver Badass things, they keep it real, no cap Breakin' down stigmas, yeah, they all about that, yeah Talkin' love, sex, and everything between Amelia and Liz, not a princess, but a queen

Makin' waves, they playin' no games With Frickin' Mr. Liz, they runnin' the lanes So tune in, get lit, fight with the crew The holy hour, baby, it's all for you It's the holy hour, let's get real Breaking it down with sex appeal Laughs and tears, they've got the power Tune in, babe, it's the holy hour

A million lives, best friends for life Breaking it down with sex appeal Laughs and tears, they've got the power Tune in, babe, it's the holy hour it's really a gamble the first one the first prompts i put in were like it just made them sound like 2016 like electronic music you know i kind of like this i kind of dig this i wanted something that was just like a little more moody

the first one was the best blow to in the bathroom i don't know if that's like a primacy bias or what but i like the first one the best yeah i i think that one was the best too so good so oh what an amazing thank you so much i would love if um i don't know we could just fuck around with more songs and send them to each other i am truly going to it just has changed my life you know i don't love ai no me neither but i also i saw someone say this that the people are just replacing like the word software with ai because in some ways it just kind of like yeah does a task there are ways where it can be very creepy um but something like this you're not allowed to put in any artist names you can only put in genres and descriptions of the songs that you want yeah

um because i tried to put in charlie xcx and i was like no you can't do that i was like fuck yeah you see the only style of the only concern that i have about it is that it's replacing artists you know i mean this definitely just sounds like garbage it sounds like that's what i was about to say it doesn't sound like an actual like singer songwriter yeah it could never have the brilliance of like an actual artist um i'm gonna ruin frank's life with this i think it is so fun if you just do something kind of silly that day and you're like let's make a song about it absolutely it's hilarious we were singing the song that it wrote for my my brother or not my brother for my dad and mr liz like the whole week that's so funny that was i thoroughly enjoyed that

thank you yeah you're welcome amazing i try maybe we should put them on spotify i'm going maybe we should check out our soundcloud yeah we uh honestly this is i'm going to torment frank with this it would be fun i'm going just everything that happens throughout the day well you only get so many and and then you i'll be choosing until the next day right so you get a certain amount each day and the torment i highly recommend using it for free for now i think eventually stuff like this like i think it won't be free and then i think it will be free again have you seen yes have you seen those uh that ai bought i think it's called like luminol or something something stupid but it is you like give it a picture and then it like

animates it oh and for some reason it always makes me filipino like for whatever reason like every time it animates me i wish that my we're using my phone to record video right now i have to show you after it is though it is so strange it's so weird and then i i fed one of me and frank into the system and like it created like a whole scenario of us like smiling at the camera and then turning to another camera and smiling at it like off in the distance and it's just like how it just scares it scares me we're living in the future the future is now as they say the devil is alive and the children are the future the children are now i believe the children are our future teach them well and let them lead the way i don't know that song um i'm pretty sure

it's a whitney houston song okay um anyway sorry my hands are so sweaty um i love that like the whole premise of like lord of the rings is children are the future fuck dude and it's important we protect their innocence shout out frodo shout out frodo i had a crush on Elijah Wood as Frodo I had a crush on Harry Potter as Harry Potter even with the glasses yeah like first movie Harry Potter I was like I don't even know how old I was when that came out but I remember I was like people told me I looked like Hermione and that was before she was hot Emma Watson and I was like hmm not that she was ugly as Hermione right but she wasn't like any like favors yeah they made her look witchy as a child well and she's described as having like

crazy curly hair you know yeah did you have crazy curly no well what the fuck everyone well whatever um i wish i grew up to look like emma watson but i did not uh you grew up to be beautiful in a totally different way thank you you're welcome and that's facts um me and liz went to pride on saturday and i drank a lot of alcohol but i did use my uh evil for good once you've left ooh I really wish you were there for this I got a text from one of my friends that one of our mutual friends they like had just gotten together

they were just hanging out and she was like yeah like I just found out that she's been like she has like a thing going with one of her co-workers who is married and two levels above her at a large corporation boss's boss

uh-huh your grand boss uh-huh you're fucking your grand boss uh-huh wow so but so he's married but like she's gotten like they've like sexted like some serious like bdsm shit like he's like sent her dick pics and like said like i can't do any of this kinky shit with my wife like all this shit yeah really gross shit you won't be either right she leaves you yeah right so okay i can't abuse my wife not that's not what bdsm is right but but i mean he doesn't sound like trash man like this yeah exactly treat it as such and i'm certainly he

does and so my friend was like yeah i'm like voting that she tells his wife but like she can't find his wife and i was drunk and i was like well give me five minutes baby yeah i pay 35 a month for background check software so give me his name and i found his wife like immediately which then led them to find his wife's instagram and this guy has two very young kids oh my god yeah but i don't know if she's actually going to tell her but i gave her the tools that she needs to make the decision if she wants to damn yeah i do think so honestly i think that whether or not she tells this woman this woman's gonna find out you know hopefully and i also don't i don't know if you know someone's married and you start hooking up with them

yeah and then you decide to tell their partner yeah you're still you're still shitty yeah you know totally you're still yeah yeah you're still complicit you're still not a girl's girl no and i like i feel like the excitement of like the whole like superiority complex or like the not the superiority complex do you know it was like the the excitement of like the like the power dynamic the power dynamic that's what i was looking for and i mean that's also like something that they train you on in like an ethical course and this is a large corporation that they work for um so you know that they've got that ethics and compliance training she was just like they both were just like what if yeah we caused ourselves a lot of drama right and you

know it might turn into some more drama but let that be a cautionary tale even if you hide everything about yourself on the internet there's always one bitch with background check software that can fuck your shit up so don't be a cheating ass bitch ass hoe and that's that I just had to tell you that story oh my god that's so spicy um which leads into like all of my other topics you know the first time I noticed this was watching Legally Blonde when um the uh what's what's the like villain in Salma Blair yeah but like what's the character's name um fucking like Chutney Chutney oh okay yeah um she was like i didn't think she was pretty when i was a kid like through the whole movie and then when she became friends with l i was like she's so pretty no chutney is the daughter

what daughter the chutney is the one who murders her father oh yeah you see i get my villains my my my wires get crossed with villains and she's also iconic and beautiful yeah she is who is that she's in um oh my god we're having to google like everything today this is just uh one of those question mark days linda cartellini yes god she's so hot linda cartellini is beautiful yeah selma blair also beautiful super hot but when she was mean in the movie i was like she's not pretty why yeah you're like oh she looks like she looks like so like it and then when she like started to like she does look like a corpse yeah right and then when their friends are like actually she's really beautiful and that was the first time i realized being a good person just

makes you pretty it's so true i don't know any being likable just it does really accentuate your attractiveness it does you're already attractive features you know everybody has attractive features yeah at least one yeah so if you make your personality hot then you're gonna be a hottie it's just simple math i have an excuse though so what you haven't what my personality is ugly no so am i no i'm just kidding i'm gonna smack you off this couch so okay here is a bit of color for the clinton kane situation because i have i watched her 14 part series and i watched like a bunch of like youtube breakdowns of it okay it is absolutely bonkers what this man like he he pursued her like like a predator like not like a predator like a

child predator he pursued her like like a like a like jaguar you know what i mean and she was like a little like a gazelle she's just a little gazelle doing her thing and he's just you know sliding up on all of her stories and bothering her for months and like she found out that he lived in vegas he like tried to fly her out to vegas and she was like i don't know you and so no leave me alone and then he had a show in LA and she went and had a lot of fun she like tried to dress as ugly as possible to the show so that like he didn't get any ideas but then like she was like oh he's like not so bad like he did really well he's like really charismatic went back a second night they ended up like making out that night and like went to a diner together and then

he like got COVID he like tested positive for COVID I'm putting this in air quotes because like probably not but it was like he lies about everything else right but it was the peak of covid so like they had to quarantine together which is what makes me think it was a lie because he got to get her alone and would not let her leave at like after the two weeks he was just like no why are you leaving me like don't he would like get really attached like can i go with you all this shit that would annoy the fuck out of me yeah me too and oh my god she thinks she was saying she's like if I could have just like looked him up during this time like if I had any time to like research then I would have you know not I like I would have had a lot of questions answered

you know and so I think that there was a part of him that knew that that if he that early on I'm just thinking that early on if I so if I had to quarantine with someone cool but then if they're super fucking annoying and they want to do everything with me yeah no i'm sorry i'm going to be alone yeah and we're not going to talk anymore right but i'm just yeah yeah but he's he was so manipulative he would like whenever she would they like went on a couple's trip at one point like early on in their relationship to joshua tree and they were like on this like couple's retreat for like a week and then like at dinner one night she looked her phone for a sec and he like threw up through like a tantrum and was like my mom used to do that

shit to me like she would never make me feel like a priority and like everything like she was saying everything that reminded him of you're not dead mom yeah you're right was was a no oh that was also he early when they went to the diner that night after the second show he said that he lost his mom dad and brother all in the same year and so she was like this person is so resilient and like strong to be able to like go on a tour the groundwork of like oh i have covid and i'm just like lonely i don't have any family to spend my time with yeah exactly and like he like really pulled himself he came from like a rich family in australia who like lived in like an australian he was faking his accent the entire relationship and it's a bad australian accent but she didn't

know that you know like yeah if you're not sounds like watered down too you know what i mean yeah bad but then when you watch interviews he like flips in and out of like an american accent and an australian accent because he like forgets and forgets his lies yeah which is when you lie that much trying to lie publicly that he's australian yeah does he know people have the internet yeah so it's a great segue i'm going to jump forward a little bit he did an interview on the zach sang show do you know zach sang no i didn't either but until the ariana grande interview but i guess that he's like a very big interviewer that interviews like big big celebrities and he him and clinton kane were best friends and so he was on the zach sang show they did

an interview and he was like flipping in and out of the accent the whole time and then like the day after the interview came out brooke was with him and he was on the phone with his manager being like whatever the fuck that you need to do to get this interview taken down you need to get it taken down like right now and so she's like why like what like what's going on so she went into the comments and somebody was like so I don't know what the fuck he's going on about because he's not from Australia he's from Brunei because I went to high school with him and I just saw his mom last week so his mom is not dead and so Brooke like started spiraling and texted him and was like she like left she texted him she was like I need you to tell me what you've been lying to me

about like I'm gonna give you one opportunity to tell me what you've been lying to me about and i bet she watched the risa tisa series like it's exactly what she based it off of yeah well i'm sure she when she was watching it she's like i know what it's like to be with a liar thank god she didn't marry this guy seriously she she the whole 14 part series she would say um part two who the fuck did i marry like off of the risa tisa stuff it's so funny but um so he like owned up to lying about his age he said that he was 24 but he was 22 yeah um and that was all that he owned up to and then anyway it like she stayed with him for a while after that even though she knew that he was lying she was like getting comments on pictures that she had posted the

two of them people would be like girl not him uh-uh like nope not this guy this is not a good idea because he had already had this reputation that she ignored and then he ended up cheating on her a bunch but it is like mind-blowing to me that there are people out there that have like there are now two big stories just on tiktok of like women being led astray by these men that are so committed to their lives yes so so like deeply yes like it's terrifying it takes so much time like i don't think enough people understand how much time it would take to tell all of these lies and keep up with all these lies who has the energy for that no not me well so he there's another one of his ex-girlfriends time or the energy not me to lie entertain a bunch of other people he had

he was dating this other girl and like she found out like when they first started dating that his brother had died and then like she had to leave clinton's house to like go and have like a zoom call like a meeting and he like called her over and over and she texted him and she was like hi I'm like in this call like are you good and he was like call me so she called him right away and he was like I'm freaking out my brother just died and she was like didn't your brother die four days ago like like what do you mean like you told me four days ago your brother died I remember seeing this yeah yeah so that's resurfaced now because of all this Brooke stuff and the only reason that the Brooke stuff resurfaced is because Clinton posted a video saying when you've been over the

relationship for two years and she won't stop yapping about brooke and brooke was like i will show you yapping yeah good here's the whole story yeah isn't that fucking like i would feel so that that's like scary you're like laying in bed next to someone that you do not know at all like his name might not even be clinton kane you know who knows it's so scary that would be that would make me feel so that's traumatizing yeah yeah because then now you can't even trust yourself right right like you picked this person and you actually don't even know who they are but to be fair most people are not like that you know big liars well you dated like a compulsive liar didn't you the motorcycle guy motorcycle guy the one that like oh yeah i mean i wouldn't say we

dated but yeah he would like lie about fucking the most insane stuff that's so scary yeah i mean he lied about staying with my family clearly he was not he didn't have the foresight i like that's just like a very obvious lie yeah like that's very disprovable yeah exactly and that was one of the first points that i made to him yeah like if you're gonna lie for future reference if you guys don't know what we're talking about this was like super early on story like episode three yeah i believe yeah that was the first episode mr liz listened to before our date and he was like i was so tuned into what you were saying like he was like that was a crazy story oh hell yeah so swilly won him over with the see everything's a lesson or a blessing

this guy had to lie about things so you could tell the story so mr liz could listen if you don't want people to talk about what you did then maybe you shouldn't do those things right you know yeah that feels like an easy solution so if you lied to someone a bunch and then they caught you lying yeah and then they tell other people that about that that's their life and you know you also like did that to them right and i'm not i definitely don't think that i'm like nowhere near the experience that like brook had or right well and i also don't see myself as a victim i'm like yeah i'm just gonna talk about my life but the fact that there are people that could like just do that like yeah that is that's a scary reality and pathological lying is like

like a psychological disorder but it's also like for him to now i don't even want to tell white lies no i know it's like fuck i don't want to keep up with that yeah exactly also like that's not fair having to keep track of what you've lied about is a full-time job but it's like clinton's now gone on the record and been like yeah none of that's true what brooke said and it's like but all you have to say it's provable that it is like everything she's saying is true because like your mother is a lot your mom's a lot his dad apparently did die but his mom and his brother are alive and it's like you can check those things well and i just also i guess i want to know where the breakdown like like scientifically in someone's brain yeah like what is happening

where they are so committed to convincing everybody yeah and at that point have they convinced themselves like do they believe their own lies i think a lot of the time they do like the risa tisa story like he really fully like believed what he was saying like a lot of the things that he was saying apparently but what about like i guess where that's where it gets like down into like the nitty-gritty it's like okay you didn't have the job you said you have yeah so yeah you know that's not true yeah so how how are you believing that lie i don't know no i don't either i just would love to know the psychology behind a compulsive liar i'm sure that it's easy i'm sure i could find like a youtube video or something on it right but it's fascinating

it really is it really is in a motivation to lie like what the because everything we do is a survival instinct like everything we do is like is a like we have evolved around it like one of my first days that's such a good point my my psychology of motivation class in college the first day she was like give like try to figure out a human action or like a human impulse that isn't something that we evolved with and like everything like being um like philanthropy like that's like a community thing to like keep your community around you and also to feel good about yourself which is like something a lot of people don't want to admit you know that that's like a byproduct of donating is like feeling good that you did helping helping other people

that's good it should make you feel good it should feel good but a lot of people will shame people like you know like you don't do it so you feel good you do it like so that it makes other people better you know anyway yeah regardless your virtue signaling okay well if virtue signal signaling happens to help other people yeah then so be it right there is a point where you're like it is like annoying yeah but but that i mean i guess it's a different type of virtue sick yeah if you're doing something philanthropic yeah you're literally actively helping other people yeah that's a good right exactly but so i would i would think that like lying force in like some people's brains is something that it's to avoid shame i think yeah or maybe it's like in a bid

to like be above others shame it can control people so like deeply like like people will go to great lengths to avoid feeling shame um and i think maybe it's like an extreme version of that yeah it's like i'm going to deny anything that could possibly make me feel bad about myself yeah because self-reflection doesn't feel good no sometimes it does yeah but it doesn't feel good until it feels really bad first yeah you have to feel all the bad stuff and you have to feel bad about yourself and then you have to forgive yourself right but like it has to start somewhere choice yeah right but i mean the other choice is just to keep lying and just have to keep track of all your lies and that but that's all also like yeah you'd have to get to a level of awareness

of like understanding that you lying to other people even if it protects you from feeling shame it is actively causing harm to other people and you should feel ashamed that you're causing harm to other people yeah i feel like somewhere in their minds they feel like it's not i think that they're able to convince themselves that it's like well it's on them because like that's the only way i was lying yeah or like it shouldn't affect them that much if like like who cares you know i would think because like otherwise how do you feel okay doing that to people over and over and over again and then like they probably don't the aspect of it of the cheating too like to force somebody to be with you 100% of the time and then still figure out ways to cheat

is like that's that's like another level of diabolical I think that's also like so much self-hatred you hate yourself so much that like the commitment and love and validation from another person is not enough for you yeah you're looking to make everybody like you because you don't like yourself yeah damn wow sad as fuck see i'm just too nosy like i already know too much about people before i meet them you know which is why i pay 35 a month for background sometimes you do need to know too much about people before you meet them yeah i mean it's also a safety thing a lot of these like whenever i talk about this on tiktok of like doing your research before you meet someone there's always like a whole host of dudes that are like um flip

the coin what if like we were doing that kind of research and it's like okay well like y'all are killing us at like very high rates yeah so like i'm gonna do whatever the fuck i need to do well yeah there's like a lot of you that are you know they're not only hurting women they're also hurting men so until those roles are reversed yeah sure whatever yeah and honestly if you want to look me up before you meet me please do it doesn't affect me at all i want my reputation to precede me yeah right amen um so anyway i just want to talk about the clinton kane stuff yeah that was that was juicy i'm gonna have to watch the series you have to watch the series and she's also getting paid for how many people are watching good they're all like over a minute long good she deserves it

you should capitalize on the trauma men have caused you all day yeah that's feminism yeah that's women in stem that's absolutely women in stem that's girl bossing yeah that's cunty right and now i'm just saying so i mean keep going what what would you call that girl jargon it's girl jargon yeah yeah girl jargon women in stem gargan gargan i like that thank you wow i'm like not on my game today me either my brain's not functioning super well i saved the worst thread i've ever seen on twitter oh my god and i regret it because now i'm like getting a bunch of shit on my feed that like is kind of this flavor because i saved it so twitter's like oh you must like to know about like a modern man's take on dating do i yep it's like their whole

page is like tips on how to like bag a woman and it's like all bad advice they've existed for so yeah and now i just get so many of them but fellas you see this girl how do you open oh my god i love seeing them they're so and i can never tell if they're like if they're joking i feel like the account that posts like the woman and saying like fellas how do you open i feel like that account is trying to troll yeah like incels to see what dumb stuff they say i sure hope so i think most of them just casting a map so you know um bobby altoff no oh wait yes yes yes so if you don't know i'm sure you've seen her she's the one that like is she's a podcaster that's like very like stoic and like stone cold and just kind of like doesn't really react to what people say

but it's like part of the appeal i love her people she's very um polarizing but so she interviewed this professional boxer named ryan garcia and um i've never heard of this man and i'm sad that i now know who he is because he's he feels like just like vile no i mean maybe but like he's just kind of he's just annoying okay um so this tweet says ryan garcia isn't just a professional boxer but also a seducer he started flirting with bobby altoff in less than an hour here's how he did it and then it's a thread here's how he was flirting with yeah a woman yep on a podcast that she was interviewing him okay why is this flirting impressive you may ask it's because bobby is known for her strong character which she never breaks however with

ryan because of his character she broke it multiple times and laughed with him now let's get into why he turns her on and flirts one they're they're being very generous without having any of this woman's like input exactly or asking a super one-sided yeah so one he's himself okay all of these points not all of them most of them are like good advice until he keeps yapping and he just like ruins his point you know because like being yourself is good advice right wrong this sounds like ai wrote it anyways keep going doesn't it yeah um he doesn't censor his thoughts he tells her exactly what's going through his mind even if she may not like it that's being authentic and women love authentic men and like the clip that they used i don't even want to show you it's just

kind of like him like saying stupid shit and she like cracks at one point and she's like i'm not laughing because you're funny i'm laughing because i'm scared is what she said and it's like her character but it's like that's not a good example yeah i mean she's saying she's afraid of you yeah she's not saying that she thinks you're funny right anyways so two he's confident also good advice be confident right yeah wrong you can see his confidence level by how he just took his shirt off when she asked him do you work out even though she's hiding it you can see she likes it by her facial expression what uh-huh i feel like i see shit like that all the time like where they're trying to make like a you can tell that she likes it yeah no literally liz no i don't even need to

put the sound on this just look at her face in this she just seems like uncomfortable yeah she's like what the fuck is he doing she's not smiling at all she's like looking at the camera like are you guys fucking seeing this she's like what the fuck is this guy doing she she looks like why are you what who are you taking your shirt off for right because it should not be me yep exactly three he's strong she gets so scared when he approaches with speed because she knows how strong he is this does turn her on and it makes her do random stuff women do when they're interested like getting him to chase her that is the most dangerous disgusting yes advice what the fuck are you talking about chase a woman be strong make her scared make her run like what no no no no no

no no no i feel like yeah don't physically intimidate someone no what what people mean when they say chasing is is to yeah understand when someone is struggling to express their feelings and being patient and not reactive and saying i'm gonna sit through this uncomfortable moment because i want to validate your feelings right right yeah there's that's or to just be consistent that's more what chasing is yeah not on your feet yeah just to me yeah not actually like chase after someone and scare them when they're running away from you yeah okay it's like what the fuck i know dude it gets worse four he makes her nervous no because of his character she turned he turns her on and makes her nervous there's so many typos

which is why i know it's not ai you can see she's nervous by how she's acting how she's playing with the can that she's holding and how she looks at him so she's fidgeting so that means that she likes him this person has never even been near a woman yeah in real life and and i'm worried that there's at least a handful of men that are like this is my fucking dating coach they like buy his ebooks and shit five he accuses her accusing her of attraction or anything else makes her nervous accusing her as an act of playfulness and women just love playful men six he's playful as i said earlier women just love playful men playful men brighten playful men brighten her day up by making her forget about the problems she has

i'm pretty sure isn't she isn't she married she's no she is going through a divorce there's rumors that it's because she slept with drake unsubstantiated rumors but but a lot of people are saying it i don't think so i could see it no they were i could see it unfortunately i could i hate that you know i mean they're who knows i don't want to i don't want to i don't want to keep spreading false rumors but that is that is a word on the street seven he teases her teasing builds sexual tension with which make women feel turned on teasing also makes her comfortable around you because she sees you're confident enough to offend her that's the last one and then a long list of saying the same thing over and over again right just like just be kind

of a an asshole because girls love that shit yeah they love when you scare them and intimidate them physically they love when you're mean to them um they love when you have muscles this just sounds like shit dudes like yeah right yeah 100 this dude is advertising his book the playboy texting handbook never before seen content which is just like will you send send me the profile on on twitter i'm gonna send you the whole thread and then we can do a an analysis um well on a lighter note i have a very silly thing to show you uh it's onto a thread of this guy's increasingly schizophrenic gay awakening oh my god and it's from um uh reddit but i don't know what subreddit this is rs the subreddit is rspod rspod i don't know anyways here's here's the title of it i think

i felt a little gay i believe it has happened i went to an asian spa at these you must disrobe and be naked while in certain parts of the spa while they are in the hot tub a man walked in a twink if you will oh no i was sitting and his penis was quite close to my face as he walked into the hot tub for the first time and a brief moment i looked at a man's body as a potential source of pleasure it would have been easy to reach out and touch him his skin seems soft a large penis too what does this mean for me should i try to contact him since it's a thread there's more oh no also rs is red scare podcast oh okay um what's it like to go to a gay bathhouse i'm considering my options there's a very famous one in my city what is it

like for a gay man who has never had sex with another man if i get scared will it be possible for me to simply enjoy the baths and maybe only witness the gay sex i have been tempted by gay thoughts lately and i am looking for a space to explore them dot dot dot and then here's the next update from him i will keep i keep walking by the bathhouse and not entering how do i gain gay courage oh no um i have walked by it twice today i have watched from afar to see what men are entering um i get close and i cannot bring myself to enter how do i change this and begin the process i want to get this over with to know for certain if i am gay oh homie you're gay the next update some revelations that have come to me since i have been gay

he's come to terms now okay it's just increasingly unhinged hello as many of you know i am gay now we we always knew it has been a full week now since i saw the twink penis at the asian spa wow that's a good band name twink penis at the asian spa much has happened with me much has happened within for me the world is an entirely new place my relationship to it will never be the same i would like to list a few things i have noticed since when i walk around the city streets i feel much more free to walk with a smile and possibly swing my hips more so than i can than i classically did while straight yeah my body feels more free and in tune with the flow of life energy women are the true holders of conservative culture and in many ways their

biology writes the script of that mile markers of age buying a house having a child marriage these activities all revolve around the demands of the womb without this a man is free to live many lives and enjoy the journey of it in a similar vein a gay man experiences the effects of aging differently this movement of age leads to the many subcultures one may find themselves in as a gay man the twink may be may one day find themselves a daddy a bear may discover the joys of healthy eating and become a slim otter with every transformation the gay man acquires different partners and sexual experiences the gay man does not mourn this passing he embraces it when you are gay the joint when you are gay you join a tribe that extends throughout time and space

i for one consider myself with uh with within the flow of alexander and every gay thought i have is dedicated to his legacy gay men are unbridled sexuality and one must be careful i have not had any gay sex yet however men have propositioned me multiple times this week get it girl there is a directness that may be managed if you are a man who plays coy such as me i'm looking forward to even more revelations in the coming days even more so i am ready for the incredible experience and information download to come when i finally have gay sex okay so the thing about this this one's like the first very unhinged one right um i love that it is uh misogynistic i love that it's fat phobic yeah just all in one post yes um i would even say it's homophobic

yeah oh absolutely yeah there's a lot going on there and then here's another update after that can one be gay and not become aroused at the sight of gay porn gather friends let us solve this issue together my conversation to the gay lifestyle has been nothing short of miraculous it has been a little over two weeks since i have accepted my love of men a lifetime it is it is as great is it is as if a great dam within my mind has been unblocked the deep water is rushing upon the land despite these changes one may say i am still in the planning phases of my first gay act it sounds like he's like planning to assault somebody yeah um i have downloaded grinder and had a pleasant chat with men on there i have even given out my first positive compliment to a man's

erect dick i have a date planned with a trans woman this week such as the little life of an active and careful planner however one must know when i watch gay porn i often gain no erection this concerns me for i long to be amongst these men and feel their embrace i want to let loose and gay abandon but my loins do not follow suit i hate this guy it should be noted i do still find the experience entertaining i love to see the men enjoying themselves and the masculine force that generates between them when i speak to a gay man in person i begin to feel the stirrings of desire and lust my inner queen begins to express through my voice and posturing my desire for women's bodies is like a drunken magnetic pole maybe my desire for men is much more a dance of courtship

i desire to be wooed by the right man and let my lust flow from there it is two different sides of my sexuality it seems pray tell what should i do about this precarious situation are such things common for the masculine bisexual that's in capitals oh my god title title case the masculine bisexual um is this a simple case of my body having no reference point to the pleasure of a man as of yet are there resources i can access to gain courage or to encourage my gay lust is this dude trying to hit like a character count i don't know um i also so i love that uh this like it's also transphobic yep i was just about to say that i'm like okay you did all of that so you could like match with a girl yeah um and then

there's one final update my first lgbt experience and the things i have learned and then it starts with um a quote from vladimir lenin there are decades where nothing happens and there are weeks where decades happen vladimir lenin that sounds like a quote that would be above like like a boomer's bed that's so true you know what i mean like in cursive like in some like crypto bros profile oh yeah um welcome my friends i'm coming up on three weeks of being gay each passing day has shown me new shades and layers of a gay universe which continues to astonish me yet i know i belong to find my home here i am only asked to shed layer upon layer of the false self i constructed but now the planning the contemplation the deep meditation has paid off

i come before you a changed man i have crossed the waters to the far shore i stand firmly upon the soil of my first lgbt experience on grinder i have been presented a dizzying buffet of hole and shaft oh however one trans woman stood out to me okay a woman okay you're so you might still be straight right she was model gorgeous and a good conversationalist i am coy as a gay man so a friendly conversation was a refreshing respite i will not kiss and tell but kiss we did shut the fuck up i want to slap this guy however i will say no one revealed a penis that night it was like a night with a high school lover it was sensuality i had not felt in many years writing such a thing has proven a challenge after all how would i begin to share the details of

such a thing without diving into simple smut when faced with this dilemma i turned to the wisdom of the wise swiss man carl jung fate would have it and so this is a quote yeah fate would have it and this has always been the case with me that all outer aspects of my life should be accidental only what is interior has proved to have substance and determining value perhaps these outer events were never so very essential anyhow or were so we're so only in that they coincided with phases of my inner development the swiss are strange and untrustworthy however they have produced some characteristic characters of no i digress following this wisdom let me turn the locus of attention upon what i have earned rather than the mechanisms of lgbt contact men take note there is

pleasure within our ranks if you find someone you physically and emotionally click with the experience is not much different nay it may be even better with those with similar biology understand your sexual needs more and there is less of a cultural script to your interactions true sexual creativity can shine through if you hold true to the gay within you you must express it damn even the tiniest bit must be allowed to shine follow the one drop rule in this regard i thought for many years such desires were not important until that fateful asian penis changed everything now i'm kinder happier and that aching to express myself in a way i do not understand is no more the life is precious do not waste it as half of who you are well that's good advice

yeah but like shut up i know it took like there's more it took like a novel to get to like one good point once you diversify your attraction women will seethe they no longer hold a monopoly on your sexual life never was i at a lower point when i thought this and i had sex with four different women a week in a week i now know i will never have to listen to another woman quote natasha beddingfield lyrics or talk about office politics simply to have sex i can now focus my attention on truly astounding women should i choose that route in many times of horniness when offered the choice between sleeping with a fat woman and going to the rainbow road i know which way i shall pick women should celebrate their loss of a monopoly a bisexual man will not deceive you simply for

the sake of his loins when he could participate in several prep fueled orgies at his local hilton let us be together in masculine revelry and join you for the right reasons incels i beg you just be gay if you try it once and hate it no harm has been done if you love it welcome to a life of untold pleasures at the constant companion that you seek or companionship that you seek every day i come closer to god this experience has only deepened my desire for the bathhouse may you all be who you are and live without regret thank you that was the most exhausting thing i've ever listened to uh-huh what first of all shut the fuck up i just went on this like internal journey to be like i'm gay only to like kiss a woman yeah and also like and also just like

hate women yeah i was about to say yeah you just hate women you're just still an incel yeah you're an incel that's kissed a trans woman yeah congratulations right model that is the you can just tell you can see the neck beard on that guy i fucking love that it went from being like how do you know if you're gay all the way to being like i am the shakespeare of penis the shakespeare penis that's our episode title for sure there was um in this thread that i was looking at it was look this is what i was picturing while oh yeah oh yeah it's the south park gamer guy it's we all know the one who's writing this tweet and it's so fucking true they all they all have that kind of nobody talks like that and it's like like a normal person don juan you know i would

love to see how he talks in real life probably exactly like that he probably says mayhaps like unironically this roller coaster of a ride it had everything it had um misogyny it had homophobia it had transphobia it had fat phobia it had all of the phobias yeah and it had old english yeah i mean a carl jung quote and a lenin quote wow it's a wow it's this place has everything yeah yeah what a journey thrilling thrilling takeaways great way to wrap up pride is with an incel believing themselves to be gay and just potentially not even being gay i'm gonna need to look i'll look up the user when you leave and see where they're at if they still have their profile please because this has gone viral also like what women are still quoting natasha

beddingfield lyrics i gotta back i gotta back up on this engine it's like i'm so sick of listening to bitches talk about their lives when i just want to fuck like natasha bedding and with a guy i can just fuck guys it's just such a specific artist yeah you know like nobody's quoting i was thinking the other day that i do not like natasha beddingfield's music what i i just don't it she was a moment it she was you know we should do um for our outro next week we should have ai write it yes just we love you our children but like in the key of i could do it right now does it do it fast oh my god do it yes oh my god yeah

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