The Hoely Hour - E191 Jack In This Box

Episode Date: July 12, 2024

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mean we were all monkeys so i guess that makes sense we're actually closer to apes we're actually closely related to um more closely related to bonobos um actually welcome to the holy hour a podcast about sex relationships mental health and everything in between i'm amelia samson and i'm liz ball follow us on instagram and tiktok at the holy hour i'm on instagram and tiktok at amelia samson and i'm on instagram and tiktok at liz ball so hard you can also watch us on youtube or listen ad free on patreon at patreon.com slash the holy hour check out our merch at theholyhour.com and email us your spicy stories at holy hour podcast at gmail.com we're here not my strong suit we're here and we're recording we're here

one of us is queer two gatsby's a little gay is he i think so hopefully you get spirit he's a little he's a little fruity in some way you're my favorite fruit right next to peaches remember that episode our cheating episode that we recorded at your old apartment and it was like which one on 105 degrees oh yeah in my bedroom yeah and we had to turn off the fans yeah uh yeah and by the And we were like, get me out of here. That was rough. We've come so far. We really have.

Look at us now. This apartment stays so much cooler. I was so pleasantly surprised when I came to check on the cats. And it was like cold. 10 degrees colder in here. Yeah. When we came home yesterday, because we were traveling again, it was very toasty. I saw your tweet.

Our flight was delayed. Again? Well, so our first flight was delayed by two hours. and we only had a 45 minute layover which when i saw that i was like that's so risky listen i love my man but i was like why would you pick that every single time he was like i don't know and i was like i totally understand the motivation to get home faster but like i've not been on a single delta flight that has been on time really i think i've had one every delta flight i've been on has been on time but every single time i have a layover if i don't leave enough time if i if i

only have like an hour 10 times out of 10 it'll be delayed yeah the first flight he and he was i was like no 45 minutes is cutting it too close for me we'll have about eight minutes to get to the gate before they start boarding and then uh he tried to convince me to check my bag and he was like well because we'll have such a short layover we're gonna have to like run across the airport because we looked at the gate that we had to go to yeah wait where was your leg um detroit that's a big airport yeah it's so spread out it's very long they have good food there did you eat uh i did you were in the lounge though yeah no we skipped the lounge for this layover but we were in the lounge for on the way there uh that was a long ass day the lounge

leech is what we decided to call him crazy that's a story i can tell you could you should tell it shortly um yeah so i'm glad i didn't check my fucking bag because then our flight was delayed and I was like see this is why I didn't check my bag does that mean that you would have lost your bag it might have arrived before us and just after the trauma of that guy taking my bag music band yeah who I saw on Saturday I know I was like the stars are aligning but I was just thinking about how I hate that fucker because he took my bag that one time yeah I don't know he like must live at the airport because then I saw him at the airport oh really yeah do you remember I texted he was in security i saw him walk by and i was like oh my god there he is why the fuck when was

that when me and frank went to the wedding the last wedding we went to like i don't remember that oh really yeah yeah oh no because you texted me back and you were like make sure you don't have the same bag as him it was like that's all he's ever gonna be to me and that's understandable that is that's all he deserves to be it was nice to see him though yeah he is really nice he's so he's so nice and i know i talk a lot of shit and that makes me happy i deserve to yeah not only did he hurt your feelings he also took my suitcase because he's a dingus that was such a strange thing to happen like what are the odds of it being him i know your bag i know yeah you're weird one that they're identical they're literally the same bag crazy um i think mine is slightly more pink

um than gold oh it's technically a champagne color oh i was like why do you have a champagne colored suitcase it's probably some girls that they left behind honestly i mean mine is my mom's technically oh look at that um i ordered a new suitcase i've gotten really into packing i know that sounds weird i've gotten really into having an ideal packing travel situation i mean that's good you've been traveling a lot so and i also just like i it's so fucking annoying when you forget something yeah and you have to like find a way especially if you don't have a car like you don't have access to just get whatever you want you know yeah when we went to colorado i had to uber eats like a million things from walgreens it's such a pain in the ass yeah

and i don't want to do that so i got like the perfect like toiletries bag it holds everything it's perfect it has like so i did my research on i wanted something with like a lot of dividers and like i i landed on one it's been flawless since the beginning i got it on amazon and i'm not a big and like if i can buy something somewhere else i will because i don't really trust amazon's quality yeah um but that was a good that was a good one that was a good investment and then i just bought a fancy suitcase that i actually have to go pick up from ups because i wasn't here when they tried to deliver it um base b-e-i-s oh that's like shailene woodley's company oh it is sorry not shailene woodley i'm a fucking idiot i do like shay mitchell from pretty little liars she's so

pretty oh i see her in all the fucking commercials let me see i love her yeah i'm pretty sure that it's shailene woodley's company or if not she's like the main no spokesperson wait what's her name sorry shane mitchell shane mitchell you can't just for anyone that knows me if you have a similar name to somebody else i will call you the other name mix them up i'm like turning into especially a celebrity i'm turning into an old man of you you know how old men always like i always get called amanda by like every old man i'm turning into that old man anyway continue congrats on your new suit i got an away luggage recently oh that's what mr liz had i was very uh thorough with my research and you know so in the same vein as like my little toiletry bag

like i need something with like good compartments and dividers it needs to have things that make sense in a place that makes sense um so that's why i landed on base hell yeah and i got the color honey it's like a yellowish color um and then i got the maple honey inserts which is brown i got the brown little compression cubes i would have totally also gotten yellow but like they didn't have it oh i love when they come with laundry bags me too away does that it's the best this is a beautiful suitcase thank you mazel tov i'm excited to pick it up it's really exciting it makes traveling fun i got my i got a like a seafoam green away suitcase and it was right before coachella and i felt so fucking like vip look at my cute ass rolling that shit it's like

such like a status symbol which is so it's it feels so nice well it's just it feels nice when you have like cute luggage and it's all organized inside and i i haven't gotten into just the bag aesthetic part of it i've also gotten really into um i've probably already talked about this um like capsule packing so yeah like capsule wardrobing for my travels because there's all it's it's so fucking annoying when you like pack too many clothes and then you or you find yourself only wearing the same few things and it's like well i should have just planned to mix and match a little bit better totally so yeah i've gotten really into doing that and kind of creating an outline of how to do that i love that for you okay i need three different bottoms and then

however like four tops and two dresses and then two pairs of shoes that's kind of like a good mixture yeah and then i try them all on with each other and i just kind of mix and match to make sure it's a good collection fuck yeah you know what i struggle with what is going somewhere hot and not knowing what the temperature at the airbnb or the hotel is going to be like yeah so it's like do i pack a sweatshirt because that takes up so much room that will you wear your sweatshirt on the plane but then i don't want to wear it off like like after that because planes gross me out so much yeah i have to throw it right into my laundry bag so that is the part that i'm also like do you see what i mean like it's a struggle you could spritz it down with like hand sanitizer

or something will that that's not a bad idea like a little lysol moment yeah something like that i would like that i'll look into that next apparently airplanes are like the cleanest place ever like during the pandemic they were saying that like that's like the least possible place for you to catch covid uh i know i disagree no because every time i i am this bitch and i'm gonna say it loud and proud i take out a little wet wipe and i wipe down my whole seat some airlines will give you a wet wipe when you walk on to do that they've everyone i've been on have they've stopped doing that but alaska used to always do it yeah i haven't been on a flight that's done that in a long time i was just on a flight that did it for the first time i've ever seen but i like brilliant

i wipe down the seat pretty thoroughly especially like because there's always like drink stains and stuff and it comes right up so i'm like okay you really didn't even try you didn't even bother cleaning yeah it's that's ew so that's what i do i wipe down the whole seat and then i'm like you know what i don't care if i seem like an annoying lady an annoying karen wiping down my no we are living in a post-covid world people will take a little look almost in an appreciative way yeah like who's gonna judge you for that it's gross i'm not getting sick on vacation yeah everybody's getting covid and everybody's on their absolute worst behavior on airplanes let me tell you about the lounge shark yeah so i love that he has a nickname or uh mr liz i called him a lounge shark

and the mr liz was like no shark is like too good of a word for what he is and he's like he's like a lounge leech lounge leech so this is the delta lounge leech at the detroit airport this was on our way to our destination at our first layover and um we had to leave at like 3 a.m so i got no sleep my stomach feels squiggly um that's what we call it here we call it the squiggles it's a good that's a good descriptor yeah like oh i got the squiggles um so we stop for our first layover and we go to the delta lounge um and i'm i'm relieved to just be sitting down you know i'm really to be sitting down in a chair where i can kind of lean back and my head is supported i don't know i was just happy to not be on a plane right and i was so tired and um

i'm mr liz like he's kind of bopping around the lounge looking at different stuff because we're new to lounge life um it's the best it really is i'm like why did we wait so long to do this yeah i'm trying to convince frank to it's such a game changer it really is like especially if you travel a lot yeah well and like traveling to all the way to the east coast uh yeah it takes so long it really does nice to have somewhere where you can like get a beverage and some snacks that don't suck ass anyways he's bopping around I'm like looking at a magazine and this guy there's like this woman who's maybe in her mid-40s she's beautiful and she has her like early teenage son with her and her teenage son's like kind of going around looking for snacks too

and she's like texting on her phone and then this older man probably like 50s um he walks up to sit kind of across from me and he looks at the woman and he's like how are you doing and then she's like good how are you and then i was like oh do they know each other and then um he's like i'm good do you live here and then i was like oh you're just like talking to this person in the lounge you can't just you can't just do that no you don't want to make friends while while they're traveling not really it's like an airplane talker it's like most of them just assume that people don't want to chat yeah that's a safe assumption it's like none of us really want to be on here no you know yeah and you go to the lounge to relax not to like you're

not like a club exactly and most people are at the lounge because like they have a layover yeah or they're like in the lounge because they don't want to have to like deal with people in the airport yeah exactly exactly everyone's there's just etiquette in the airport and it's like all about minding your own business yeah um this man's not minding his own business he would i don't think he can't knows how to mind his own business so he yeah he's like talking to this woman and he's like do you live here and then she was like no and then he's like i think i've seen one of your sisters before so then i'm thinking i'm like is this woman like famous and we should like know who she is i don't know she's really put together and i'm about to text mr liz something

weird is happening like what the fuck is going on and then um I was like why would he know one of her sisters I don't know so then Mr. Liz comes back and he sits down those two people are like doing their own thing like they're looking they're getting food they're getting settled in whatever they're kind of walking around and then I'm filling in Mr. Liz about what I just witnessed I was like I don't know this guy's kind of fucking weird and then lo and behold a few seconds later he turns to the woman the guy's back he turns to the woman and he's like so are you gonna set me up with one of your sisters and then she confirmed that she had multiple sisters i don't know i like i don't know they both like were out of my proximity for a couple minutes so i don't know

if they had more of a conversation outside of that if she was like oh yeah you might know my sister blah blah blah i have no idea and he's like so are you gonna set me up with one of your sisters and then she's like um i don't know they're all married so i'd get in trouble and then he's like oh i've done that before many times and then he's just starting to say weird shit and then this girl this woman's son is like uh what the fuck is going on yeah because this guy is like he's bordering inappropriate conversation right so then this woman wastes no time she leaves um she's like she didn't even have to say anything you know her son's like getting food so it's a good excuse she never sat down either so it's like a good way to just kind

of like leave it as far away as possible yeah get away from this fucking weirdo and so mr liz and i are both looking at the same magazine and he puts the magazine up and he looks at me he's like oh my god are you hearing this i'm like of course i am i was the one i told you this guy was being weird and then um he that guy gets up and does other shit and then mr liz gets up again and i'm alone and the second i am alone this motherfucker sits down and starts talking to me yeah of course and um i'm running on no sleep i'm not wearing any makeup i am wearing close to what looks like pajamas but honestly i don't really care i'm i'm comfortable in the lounge yeah i'm at an airport yeah exactly yeah so he's like oh where are you guys traveling I tell him and then

he doesn't care he just wants an excuse to talk about himself yeah and then he's like what does he do and like it's clear Mr. Liz is like my partner yeah I'm pretty sure I even said that at some point so he I was like oh he's a creative director um at like a clothing brand and then he's like what do you do and i was like i uh work in digital marketing and he was like b2b or b2c and i tell him and i was like oh and then he was like well i want to hire you and i was like oh everybody fucking does yeah uh right like oh haha i'm just deflecting i'm just asking him questions about himself too because i'm like i don't want to right i need to know wanted you to ask what he does and why he wants you to work for him he's like i'm the ceo of two companies i also wanted

to know more about this fucking weird guy and then he sits down next to me and then he's like is it okay if i sit next to you i was like sure and then he started putting his hand on my leg i don't know if i told you that oh no i did in my voice yeah and when i said that mr liz leans over and he's like are you fucking kidding me that's so gross yeah i was he put his hand on my leg twice um and then he was like oh you know what he's really gonna want to meet this other woman that i actually met at a different lounge i'm like of course you met someone else at a different lounge and he pulls up this kind of shitty clothing website and then he's like this this woman runs this clothing line and you know what she wants to do lingerie next and i was like oh

my fucking god and then he's like and i i was just in paris and i just learned that like the biggest places for lingerie are paris um i can't remember the other country he said and uh and then he's like in japan and they're really fucking kinky in japan they're like into some weird shit and i was just like i wouldn't know i want to know how these people get this way like are you like i know i was like you cannot you can't you i can't i don't know how you don't have any self-awareness right yeah right he's like my kids think i'm crazy i'm like i'm sure they do yeah and then he was like he was like my wife she's been remarried but funny thing is she still wants to sleep with me i was like so sounds like you guys have some unresolved issues or something i don't know i'm

just saying things at this point and i'm being friendly yeah and then mr liz comes back and sees this guy's talking to me and he's like immediate like attack mode yeah because obviously he knew this guy's weird yeah well and mr liz is like i have to go well he left me alone because he had to go shit so oh so it was like a long a long help so then um uh anyways the guy's like oh i was just telling your friend here and it's like obviously this is my partner this is my romantic partner we live together he was probably saying that to cover his own ass to be like i'm not talking to your yeah he's like i just think you guys are friends he's like i was just telling that she's amazing this and then mr liz is like she is amazing and he's like no i mean this other

woman that um i was telling uh your friend about that you need to i need to introduce you to i don't know it was fucking weird and then the guy gets up and goes somewhere and um mr liz is like we need to fucking relocate yeah and then this is where i'm like witnessing in real time like i don't think i seem like the person who is a people pleaser necessarily but when it's like someone fucking weird i do go into just kind of this like survival conversationalist mode of like appease being appeasing like you don't want to know what they're like if you upset them exactly yeah so i'm like i don't want to hurt his feelings like i think he's just like a weird lonely guy and then mr liz is like are you fucking kidding me right now and then i was just so

thankful that he was there to kind of like give me a reality check of like you don't need to like wait for this guy to come back and make an excuse to leave like just fucking leave and then i was like well i am with my big tall boyfriend who can take care of business if i need him to so i was like it stressed me out though to leave that situation that i already didn't want to be in he's like this guy's a fucking weirdo liz like what are you doing and i don't know i was just really like having a strange experience yeah of like observing my own behavior that is interesting yeah and then I wanted another glass of Prosecco for the road so I sent Mr. Liz to the bar to get me a glass um because I also don't want to run into that guy and the guy he was like I don't

think that guy cares anymore he was like he was at the bar and he was waiting there was two bartenders one male bartender and one female bartender and he kept waiting so he could talk to the woman and he was like she's beautiful I need to talk to her because and and then my boyfriend's like okay fucking weirdo yeah and he got me a glass of prosecco and we got the fuck out of there but here's where i think things are gonna be pretty interesting he gave me his card yeah and mr liz wants to contact his employer about how uncomfortable he made me and how inappropriate he was oh shit because he's like representing this company out in public yeah and i was like you're not wrong yeah i mean the lingerie comment yeah touching my leg yeah

it just being generally inappropriate talking about like it's still fucking his ex-wife or his ex-wife still trying to fuck him yeah and then like it's a lot hitting on another woman in front of her child in front of everybody in the lounge yeah that's bizarre i'm sure that he is a complete nightmare to work with and then mr liz said something important because i just like i clearly looked a little like bewildered worried yeah i was like you're not wrong to do that and then he was like liz if he's doing this at the delta lounge to strangers he's doing this at work 100 and i was like oh you're so fucking right what like uh that's a good that's good allyship absolutely snaps for mr liz i was like i don't think you've ever been hotter to me

it really is those moments oh when he was taking care of business when our our first flight got delayed and we needed to be moved to another second leg home i was like watching him on the phone and i was just like i am so attracted to this man it is there's something like um like primitive that happens when your partner like takes care of business yes it's like it's doing something that you don't want to do and they want to do it and they're good at it yeah just like oh thank fucking god i was at this i was at a so attractive right now i think i was at a sounders game i think is what it was or or a mariners game with frank and we were outside and a friend of a friend who like i don't know that well but like he it was like

enough for him to say hi to me um grabbed my arm and like was like free tickets free ticket you know he was like fucking around with me and it took me a second to realize who he was and frank turned around at the same time and like i've never seen so much rage in him like don't fucking touch her you know he didn't like but once i was like oh hey and hugged him he like kind of fell back yeah he was ready to be like who the fuck is grabbing my yeah and i was like oh my god you like you would have hit him like what do you like what do you mean there's something about your partner like taking care of business that like really it's like oh thank you you're such a strapping young man i'm like super wet you would have punched that guy what it's like can we make

out in the airport right now how did i get naked in this delta lounge um wow what a ride no kidding so to speak because you're at the airport so we have a few different topics i wonder if any of ours overlap potentially so minor anecdotal stories um and i think yours are gonna be more of like news type stories talking i believe sprinkled on in uh so i did approximately zero research for this interesting little thing um so when i was with mr liz on the east coast i started to get an ocular migraine like the last day we were on the beach and if you guys don't know what an ocular migraine is for me anyways. I don't have any sort of pain, like no, no head pain, no headache or anything, no real migraine. But my eyes, like my vision starts to become

tunneled and, um, and it's in both eyes. So it's not like I can see out of one eye and can't see out of the other. Um, and like it becomes blurry on the edges of my vision and it gets really intense um so i was like looking for little trinkets on the beach and i was like why can't i see as well is it like too bright i don't know and then i started to realize i was getting an ocular migraine i was like maybe i'm too hot and we needed to go inside for lunch anyways so i get up there i'm trying to make myself a sandwich with what i am able to see and then lord um mr liz is like a what is i don't know how to explain their relation um like his cousin's wife okay she comes in and um she's like how's it going i was like i have an

ocular migraine so i can't like see you very well right now and she's like i get those and i was like she's asking me questions she's like do you get a headache and i was like no i just can't i get kind of like this weird tunnel vision she's like that's exactly what happens to me interesting and then she's like she knows about the podcast too i don't think she listens but she knows about it and she's like so this is interesting but i always get an ocular migraine when i have an orgasm because they're supposed to be like hormonally related and i was like i'm about to get my period that's so interesting yeah and i was like no fucking way so i thought that because i'm used to only getting an ocular migraine when i've never paid attention to if i'm about to get

my period when i get an ocular migraine because i get it when i'm working and i'm staring at a screen and i'm too stressed so if i'm have a really high stress level and i've maybe been looking at screens a little too long then i start to get an ocular migraine and i just need to like lay down for a couple minutes and it goes away yeah but then literally the next day i got my period wow so i thought that was just like very random that is really random yeah and periods periods and hormones are just i had a conversation with my therapist about hormones today because it's just like and she was like because i've talked to her about that i want kids and she's like you just wait because like you're psych it's when you're pregnant it's like your cycles

on steroids i'm concerned about going through menopause oh dude the worst i i'm gonna be like when you see a karen part of me think part of me is like i wonder if she is going through menopause yeah i mean there's a good chance i mean not that her behavior is reasonable but i just feel like but it is understandable you can't like the anger the rage in general being all the time for no reason yeah you're hot all the time like your hormones are just like all over the place i'm like she could be going through menopause and that might be like a big driver behind this overreaction yeah my mom started to get the worst migraines ever when she started going through menopause yeah i remember when i was a kid um she was going

through menopause and i dropped a glass necklace that she had on a glass table while she was in the middle of a migraine and she started crying which is distressing for a child and she felt so bad i just remember her being on the couch like amelia it's okay and i was like i killed my mom so sad no i just have a migraine i'm just my body is attacking and that sound makes me want to vomit yeah and i don't i mean she's always had headaches i don't know if she had migraines before menopause but it's like the shit that your body goes through yeah my mom i get migraines too now that i think about it i don't know if she was going through menopause when she got migraines but yuck yuck yuck i do remember that happening during my childhood um my maybe moms just have

a lot of shit going on yes and that's what gives them migraines yeah i think having kids is a main driver of migraines i would imagine being married to a man oh god migraine central yeah um so two of my topics actually go with that one topic okay because um i'll start with the orgasm one because your cousin's wife gets these ocular migraines when she has an orgasm so um researchers have analyzed 34 hours of orgasm recordings and they discovered a bunch of shit which i thought was really interesting um how many hours 34 34 okay can you imagine listening to 34 hours of people having orgasms that's a lot it was because it's not like orgasms last super long time no i feel like listening to 34 seconds of orgasms would be a lot so so

they're listening to audio recordings yeah okay and they're analyzing the like different sounds in them okay um this is uh summarized by dr kate balistrieri who i've talked about a million times i should probably get better at saying her name but um i really want her on the podcast but she posted this like summation of this study so thank you to her um a researcher in sweden analyzed thousands of crowdsourced recordings from an orgasm sound library and found that getting loud when you're close is less about performance or urging one's partner along and more about involuntary expressions of enjoyment which i thought was interesting unless you're faking obviously um the present study the first to perform detailed acoustic analyses of authentic

sexual episodes paints a more complex picture based on this new evidence i argue that human sexual vocalizations are at least partly genuine and spontaneous expressions of liking produced by men and women alike in moments of intense pleasure and presumably relying on the same neurological mechanisms as copulation calls in non-human primates which i thought was i mean we were all monkeys so i guess that makes sense we're actually closer to apes we're actually closely related to um more closely related to bonobos um actually that's what frank always says that to me whenever i correct him he always goes um actually it's like well how about you get good yeah get your faxter no i'm just kidding um the study found that human sexual vocalizations

become longer louder more high-pitched voiced and unpredictable at orgasm in both men and women men are not less vocal overall in this sample but women start moaning at an earlier stage which i thought was very interesting and i wonder what the biological component of that would be because like like we were saying last week like everything that we do is biologically based and like um evolutionarily based so i wonder why i'm gonna be um a devil's advocate here no um i i also i mean i i have to wonder like can it truly be that scientifically based because like we do have so much access to like porn and movies have so much sex in them or like i just think that we have a lot of like media access to witnessing sex in some capacity so like even before you

actually have sex you've probably had some sort of exposure to it at least in a movie yeah so you have this perception of like i'm supposed to make noise yeah so if there was none of that involved in any human's life or experience then maybe that would be a more thorough or like a more clear yeah it would be understanding of what is nature versus nurture yeah that's interesting i mean i have some friends not to say that i don't think people like i definitely make involuntary noise yeah but i used to make no noise i was gonna say i have i have a lot of friends that are like yeah i'm completely quiet in bed which is like hard for me to imagine but it's it's also it can be like to feel comfortable letting go that much to allow yourself to make involuntary noises of

pleasure you know it's like when you eat something really good you're gonna go yeah did anyone teach do that i don't know maybe like i don't think that's something that we've learned or something that is necessarily like that we witnessed that we've learned to do i think it's just like yeah that's an involuntary sound of pleasure i do feel like i only do that though when there's somebody else there i don't make i'm not like when i'm alone i love doing stuff by myself oh me making little noises absolutely i'll make all the noises but that kind of thing that feels like a social kind of like this is good huh you know like i don't know at least for me but i do feel like the like women starting to make noise earlier is interesting just for the reason that

it's like when men when you tell a man that you're like gonna come for some reason they change up what they're doing yeah and it's like no no that's not gonna make me come faster do what you've been doing because i'm about to come so i feel like if you just kind of are like okay i'm here you know i'm like coming you know and you start vocalizing sooner it's like oh i'm doing something right for some reason it doesn't like trigger them to change it up at least i've noticed so i wonder if that's why women express it earlier than men you know it's like because it's kind of a delicate thing you know when you get thrown off of your orgasm i think men too probably but like you know it's that's it's kind of gone from there you really have to get back

into the headspace yeah um there's also a piece in this where i do they change it up i don't know i would love to know if you're a man who changes it up at the end well because i also don't know if that is something that is like voluntary for them if they're consciously like oh i should change it up i should speed it up yeah yeah or it's like oh i'm gonna do this thing that worked last time you know and it's like no what you're doing right now is working that's what i'm telling you you know yeah i'm i'm giving you um reinforcing feedback yeah and that's to continue doing what you're doing that's why i would fake so much in the past and would just go into the bathroom and do it myself that's him i i still can't get over that you faked it yeah i haven't faked

approximately one thank you very much thank you so much this is the first relationship you've ever faked an orgasm yeah the first yeah well i mean the other one was for seven years yeah but it's also all of my hookups there's not a single dude that i hooked up with that i didn't fake an orgasm with that's at least once that's crazy to me it's just like it's taking too long and it's like i don't know i was so like tiptoeing around their feelings for so long and it was just not cute no i think that's crazy because it's like if i don't get off i don't know i'm not gonna announce it but then also sometimes i like i've had hookups where it's like yeah i obviously didn't get off and then also like i don't really care if i do yeah i mean now i can say especially if it's like not a good

hookup you're like i would rather this is just over yeah you see my the difference is like i just want to say that i came so they're not like well what can i do like do you want to keep trying think of the disservice you've done to other women i know i know i know now i do know now i think about it frequently amelia came and it was so loud yeah well she seemed to enjoy it which is just never a good excuse anyways if you can make another woman everyone's different different every vagina is different everybody's different um there's two more slides in this okay the perceived authenticity of sexual vocalizations is negatively associated with excessive vocalizing and positively associated with variability in pitch and surprisal in a nutshell sex sounds

likely include both consciously controlled and spontaneous modes of pleasure which are perhaps best understood as sounds of liking rather than signals specific to copulation which i thought was very interesting okay my second uh little talking tits um i have one related to orgasms oh you do yeah okay go okay so um this is another anecdotal one uh i was talking to someone about uh birth control like types of birth control whatever and um she was like oh i'm doing the natural cycles now which i think is interesting she uses an aura ring to track her temperature but she also tracks her um basal body temperature with a thermometer and stuff and like um just to see where she's actually at. Yeah. Nearing her ovulation. Um, but like all the

other components are still really helpful of just like using the aura ring paired with the natural cycles. I'm about to buy one. Oh, you are? Yeah. Are you going to do that? Well, no, you have an ID. They covered on, um, HSA now. Interesting. You can buy it with your HSA account. Oh, yeah. Anyway, that's a fun fact. That's a, that's a good fun fact. Um, yeah. So we were talking about that and then she was like well when i got my iud removed i was like dude getting my iud inserted fucking sucked and like i was just kind of giving her a little history lesson on iuds and stuff and then she was like uh when i got mine removed i had an orgasm oh shit yeah and i was like what and she was like oh god yeah and she's like the doctor pulled it out and i was like well that

felt nice and then she's like honey it's bent in half that's probably why so it had like a big bent curve in it so like hit her g-spot yeah yo and i just thought that was like crazy well some people have orgasms when they're giving birth but that makes sense because it's like you know oh no yeah so you might have an orgasm if you get your ied removed i i honestly part of me was just like that's kind of crazy yeah i mean it's interesting you have an orgasm right there i was like a doctor has to know right that you're having an orgasm yeah because i would think because like your muscles contract yeah but i mean don't they contract anyway when you like stick something up there like whenever they're measuring i can feel my cervix like being like no yeah i don't

know i don't know either ew oh so that's so i wanted to ask more questions how good of an orgasm was it yeah that's what i want to know because sometimes you have one you have an orgasm you're like that was kind of mid i hate that especially when you make like a you make like a whole like masturbation appointment with yourself yeah and then it's a shitty orgasm it's like yeah i guess i didn't need to jerk off yeah i didn't need to jerk my peanuts like should i go for another one or am i just my body not into it today yeah should i just let it take a break um okay moving along uh so they did a study the first one apparently is what people are saying i don't know if that's the truth but um and i haven't checked it but uh they found arsenic

toxic lead and 14 other toxic metals in tampons where did you share this did you tweet this or something i put it on my story okay okay i was like i know that you had shared it somewhere but that's it's like disappointed not surprised yeah you know totally like rolling my like i'm fucking of course there are why do we need that in tampons is it just like i mean so you can kill women yeah right make them so you can kill people with vaginas yeah um research and then they're like why won't people have kids yeah it's i don't know you're putting arsenic in my tampons and for what like i don't know um researchers looked at 18 product lines from 14 brands and found concentrations of several toxic metals the study specifically looked for arsenic barium calcium

cadmium cobalt chromium copper iron mercury nickel lead there's so much zinc um i fucking hate this country yeah me too the study's findings are particularly concerning due to the unique biology of the vagina which includes more permeable skin than other parts of the body the researchers also pointed out that vaginally absorbed chemicals do not undergo first pass metabolism and detoxification via the liver and instead directly enter systemic circulation yeah that's like um how some people uh drink alcohol yeah boofing yeah i was gonna say did you hear about that lady what i saw a tiktok that this girl was like she's got a southern accent too which i think makes it even funnier and she's like there's a woman going viral in my town

for butt chugging a margarita oh my god at the like one of the local restaurants like she was like there's a woman going viral on facebook in my hometown oh my god margarita and the the margarita butt chugging video apparently like is on facebook somewhere this woman is live butt chugging a margarita and then i i looked up like what why yeah well i you know what i looked up do you shit yourself after you butt chug you would think because if people do coffee enemas yeah i'm like you do an n if you're doing an enema yeah surely you you have to shit yourself afterwards yeah right right unless you just like stand on your on your hands the rest of the day

just walking around on your hands why are you why just boofed well and i also think that do you know anyone who's done that because i don't think i do no not to my knowledge but i think for someone who butt chugs something i think that they probably already have a problem with alcohol yeah for sure for sure and you should you should talk to that friend i mean that's really dangerous to butt chug something oh yeah especially because like this is saying i read the same thing of just like people do this because you get drunker faster because it doesn't go through the whole metabolism process of breaking those things down and it goes straight into your bloodstream and you also your body no longer

has that preventative measure of puking because you know right like yeah that's a good point alcohol poisoning like if you drink too much obviously you're gonna throw up yeah but if you're butt chugging too much booze right there's no measure in place to purge your body of it so it's like you're you might end up at the hospital especially because none of this stuff is broken down i don't know i just feel like if that's what you're doing to get drunk just just maybe consider you might have a problem i'm just seeing it i'm trying to see if there's a reason that these are in tampons but um this is important to say we cannot yet say that people should not be using tampons so far what we know is that metals are present in all of the samples we tested

however we do not know yet if metals leach out of the tampon and whether they are absorbed by the body we therefore cannot yet assess to what extent if any metal and tampons contribute to any health problems that's important to point out yeah but i do think realistically like if you're being a reasonable person you can reasonably assume it's not good for you 100 like agreed did you also did you know that america has not had the fda has not approved a new sunscreen since 1999 oh my god 1990 fucking nine people were putting on like fucking canola oil to tan outside in 1999 ridiculous speaking of suntan lotion they changed the copper tone logo have you noticed that i don't know if that was like a whole thing when they did it but like you know

how it was the dog pulling a little girl's bathing suit down uh-huh and her like you could see her butt crack yeah now it's just the girl and the dog and the dog's not pulling on her bathing suit i mean good absolutely but i don't think that they mentioned like i feel like that would have been a whole thing because people are always fucking up in arms about everything when they change logos like yeah this country's becoming too soft and i don't remember hearing anything about that i think everyone was like yeah we don't need to see a child's butt no it was like a very it was like hyper sexualizing this logo it was weird and i didn't notice how weird it was until i saw that they changed it and i was like oh good yeah i remember thinking as a kid

i was like why yeah for what unlike the morton salt girl hell yeah love that bitch me too i want to be the sexy morton salt girl for halloween do that i think that's a good idea i want to just do be a bunch of different sexy things like a sexy sleepy time t-bear sexy morton salt girl sexy yeah what's fucking tony the tiger oh hell yeah the fruit loops toucan oh yeah count chocula cool sexy count chocula oh we're on to something i think so too okay what's something the sexy jack-in-the-box guy he's already sexy that's true you just go with him there's something so daddy about him yeah what is that is it because he's tall because you can tell he's tall yeah do you think the big mask makes him taller yeah but he's also always wearing a suit so it's like oh like

yeah where have you been are you like a ceo the ceo of jack-in-the-box oh my god um you can jack in this box you know what i mean hey that was a good one thank you thank you thank you so much um okay well that was the end of my tampon fact have you heard of this documentary the man with a thousand kids i just heard about that bro i watched it oh okay i'm gonna watch it and then let's talk about it yes episode oh my god i only saw like someone tweet about it i was like what the fuck is this and then i was reading the comments i was like these are insane i need to it is i'm excited to talk let's talk about it next week because it is truly there are so many implications of this that i level from what i read it's absolutely creepy and horrifying yes

all right should we uh should we sing our way out should we sing our way or should we just uh start doing the ai no let's sing we've earned it i don't want anybody else when i think about you i touch myself oh all right we love you our children that was a beautiful riff that you did right thank you i felt that deep in my soul i feel like going to church now Thank you.