The Hoely Hour - E204 Phantom Erection Syndrome

Episode Date: October 18, 2024

Some sex disorders sound fake but are real, and some are real but sound fake, so Amelia puts Liz to the test. The girls also discuss a listener’s ex boyfriend who dumped her during the worst possible time, and they officially induct him into the Enemies of the Pod. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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we're at amelia's today i was just about to say that exact phrase like i was about to call myself amelia that would have been so cute if we said at the same time maybe you were in my brain i'm always in your brain yeah i'm like a little amelia puppet did you hear about there's um a science i'm so fucking tired dude i was just called a scientist solar flares there's a research lab that um just successfully had two participants in a study communicate in a lucid dream to each other what i'm not freaky that's really cool it's like they they like train them in a special language to like transmit a message it's and they put like different like sensors on them i need to read more into it but i was starting to read it and then it felt very dystopian so i

stopped i feel like that potentially will lead to discovery of new dimensions maybe or change our understanding of life i think that's what dmt is i think we tell ourselves that it's that's just what drugs do yeah i think we tell ourselves it's like oh yeah it unlocks the mind i think you're like literally going different places yeah what if like what if your dreams are real but they're just in an alternate universe i've heard that before and i hope the fuck not definitely died in a few of those and definitely assaulted a few people like a lot of people get crushed by elevators in my dreams oh they fall into elevator shafts do you ever have a dream that you're in an elevator and it's dropping and you're like ah no that's oh i have dreams like that some semi

regularly oh my god at least one a year where i'm in an elevator that starts dropping and i'm holding on to that's do you wake up like no i don't usually wake up i feel like the dream changes you know what i mean yeah like you're falling into another that's all elevators are portals to other dimensions polly is going crazy next to me she has her slot she's off camera but she has a toy that she is and now she's licking its mouth she's making peace with it sorry i need to stop i need to stop singing that song liz is in a what is it brian joseph alvarez jordan jordan brian jordan alvarez phase right now yep i'm in a i don't even know like existential crisis tiktok you know what i mean like all my videos are very like all my videos are very political

and i needed to give myself a break from that yeah absolutely yeah yesterday i i texted you this but like uh mr liz had woken up before me and like left to go hang out with his dad um and then when he came back he's like how are you doing cutie and then i just started crying oh and i was like i'm just he's like why are you crying and i was like i'm just really stressed and sad about the election and then he like just gave me a big hug I think he I think a lot of people don't understand how I don't know how to explain it like how upsetting the circumstances around this election are um especially for like people who care about other people yes um I don't know it's not just like a sporting event which I feel like a lot of a lot of people in general just kind of

are treating starting to treat politics like it's like a my team versus your team situation yes and that's not really the case no for the people that it actually affects yeah I mean that's the thing is like the people that are like everything's fine it's gonna be fine it's not a big deal are like all of a very specific demographic if you catch my drift I do so it's it's frustrating to like i don't know have to like validate or like yeah nothing's gonna change for you yeah it's frustrating to have to like justify why you're upset you know when the reality is it's just it's just upsetting it's like it's all very upsetting and it's been this way for way too long i was talking to frank about this yesterday like we're now on year i mean it's it's been bad for

forever but like for this like level of i'm like why are there three fucking elections where i have to not vote for donald trump yeah exactly i was going on a rant to mr liz's parents and i was like i just want him to die yeah i want him to lose the election and i want him to die so quickly yeah how is this rotten human still alive yeah did you hear how we cancer take is take him out or something i need something to take him out dementia might honestly i mean as someone who has recently lost a grandparent to dementia it took over quickly yeah i mean i'm like it might get joe first though yeah that poor man he's have you seen dana carvey's yes it's so fucking good guess what by the way it makes me laugh every single time it's genuinely alarming

how much misinformation they're committed to spreading yep and to the point where like conservative news outlets are also fact checking yeah and they're like that's not um true uh-huh um i think that who's that really the woman who looks like uh jigsaw that's not marjorie taylor green no she also looks like jigsaw though yeah but she's been like attached at trump's hip and oh the one that might be pregnant with his baby yes i think she is lauren something yeah lauren something yeah i really hope that we have a dementia trump baby announcement did you see that melania released a video being like women have should have the right to choose yes that also looked like an ai it totally did i'm like totally either her face is so so frozen from

botox or it was ai like i've never seen well because it that is the video looked ai but i know that that is something that's in her um memoir or something or her autobiography whatever the fuck it is that was something that was written in a book i know that i feel bad for that woman she really was just trying to marry rich and she ended up in this fucking mess fucking kidding me she's cool i'm the fucking first lady with this fucking idiot anyway shall we shift gears yeah please okay please i came up with the game i thought about the election too much so i decided it would be fun if I read you 15 names of okay I'll let me I'm gonna back up and tell you how this started I was doing some research on have you heard of sexsomnia no it's so I have a friend

who has sexsomnia and I was like that's not real but it is and it's like it is like validated by doctors is it sexual insomnia no you like this you'll like wake up or you won't even remember like waking up and like masturbating like you wake up and you're already masturbating you wake up you're like having sex with your partner and you're like what the fuck like it's like a a psychological thing where like your sexual function turns on but you don't like you're you don't wake up isn't that nuts yeah so i was thinking i was like that sounds fake but it's not so I'm like I wonder if we could put together a list of other sexual dysfunctions that sound fake but aren't so I have a list of ones that are real and a list of ones that are fake and you're

going to try to tell me which ones are real and which ones are fake okay the real ones I will tell you what they are at the end like I mean I'll tell you like about them okay because I have all their information okay the first one is persistent genital arousal disorder persistent genital arousal disorder i think this is real yep well done good start well because there's also we've talked about the the one where like you're always orgasming or something yeah yeah i'm seeing if that's on here i don't actually i don't think it's not wait so tell me about this okay um it's a condition where individuals experience frequent unwanted genital arousal often without sexual desire or stimulation so maybe that does fall under that but i was

thinking like boners and like yeah out of nowhere it's more arousal and less ejaculation yeah or climax going nowhere but do you remember that song we've reached the climax no no it's a beautiful song what's that it's called climax it's an usher song okay number two sexual arousal insensitivity disorder real that's fake doesn't that sound real it sounds real okay hypoactive sexual desire disorder all of these sound real oh yeah don't they yeah is that your guess uh wait say it again hypoactive sexual desire disorder fake no it's real oh my god it's a condition characterized by a persistent lack of sexual interest or desire that causes distress or interpersonal difficulty wait desire that causes stress it's a lack a lack of desire yeah a persistent lack of sexual

interest or desire and it causes the person to stress or interpersonal difficulty interesting hypoactive sexual desire disorder desire disorder is a good band name i knew he'd like that one frank's in here okay next one orgasmic dysfunction orgasmic dysfunction yeah uh real yeah okay it sounds fake though well yeah that one sounds fake but it sounds like a real thing that would have a different name um so orgasmic dysfunction is difficulty or inability to reach orgasm despite adequate sexual stimulation often leading to frustration and distress again pretty lazy name that sounds so depressing chronic masturbation syndrome i mean that sounds real but maybe it has a different name i'm gonna guess real it's fake oh but i love the name of

that one chronic masturbation syndrome yeah what could i use that uh you just want to jerk off all the time chronic masturbate it's like you're not able to stop yourself so you have like a magnet to your hand and you're like uh maybe you're just jerking it all the time yeah yeah you're you but it's procrastinate you're procrastinating oh my god that's amazing you should be doing something but instead you're gonna jerk your peanuts yeah i love when you say that jerk your peanuts uh hypersexuality disorder uh that seems real i feel like i'm just gonna guess all of them are real okay i mean that one's real yeah that's like nymphomania yeah excessive preoccupation with sexual thoughts urges or

behaviors that may interfere with daily life and cause distress i read like um a reddit ama thing with a woman who's a nymphomaniac it's very interesting and also really sad yeah i would imagine yeah she was like it ruined like my relationships and friendships and um she's like i've been going to like a lot of therapy that's helped so good i'm glad that there's therapy to help with that yeah but and then someone like the comments were it was disappointing because obviously there are people who are genuinely curious and then there are men who are like that sounds fucking awesome and then i'm like i don't think you fully understand like yeah what what a relationship with someone who is suffering from this realistically looks like you have a

woman right here telling you to your face yeah like it's ruined her relationships because she like constantly wanted to have sex and then she would like berate and belittle her partners if they like didn't want to have sex with her and she would like you know cheat on them whatever yeah to like get her fix yeah you know what i think has this is share have you been reading about her and her boy she's dating a very young man and he's like come out and been like she she's a freak i cannot sexually satisfy her like he has to be like he has to say no because she wants to do it like 10 times a day oh my gosh yeah sounds exhausting yeah it really really does okay the next one is erotomania erotomania i'm gonna guess fake no it's real it's really

interesting how is it different than that's what i thought that's why i got confused i was like i've never heard it called that but it's a totally different thing enlighten me erotomania is a delusional belief that another person often someone of higher status is in love with the individual which can lead to obsessive behaviors so like i've seen this on dr phil which we all know is the foremost authority on these things obviously obviously but this woman was obsessed with this creator that she saw online was like oh my god she's in love with me she's for sure in love with me like she is like sending me secret messages like via her videos like she like I thought that was like psychosis I'm sure there's probably an aspect of that yeah but like

I thought it was just psychosis like oh this person that doesn't know that I exist is telling me that she's in love with me and she was like sending her letters and shit like showing up at her house and stuff and like this woman was like went on Dr. Phil with this girl that was obsessed with her and she was like I don't know you like I don't want anything to do with you and still the girl was like no like you're just putting on a show not crazy yeah i i've definitely i love watching tiktoks about people talking about their psychosis and like experiencing mania just because like i think it's so it's just wild that the brain can do something like that yeah so hearing people talk about it i'm like whoa yeah okay next one genital recoil disorder genital recoil

disorder i'm gonna guess fake fake okay well done when you came up with that what would you have like what do you think it would have been so i so chat gbt came up with it oh i was gonna say did you ask chat gbt yeah i help you with this because that's what i would have done yeah i can't come up with fake fucking names and they did a really good job genital recoil disorder you know i would think like you know when like a like a someone with a penis jumps into cold water and their and their wee wee strings yeah that's what i would think yeah but all the time yeah yeah like they're not a grower or a shower they're a recoiler yeah exactly you see what i'm you see what i'm on maybe it's that's just what a vagina is because you know if you turned a vagina inside

out and it would look like a penis there are a lot of men that think that being a woman is a disorder so i sometimes i think that too fuck okay being a woman is a disorder that's hilarious yeah we laugh so we don't cry um otherwise i mean that's the only way i can make patriarchy make sense to me yeah right being a woman's a disorder it's a disorder that you like don't want to like brutalize and kill people and yeah yeah what if war in the wrong have rights you now what if i'm wrong yeah what if killing people is okay and we just made it not okay my instincts i've been denying them fuck i'm gonna leave this house and immediately yeah take your own advice from the outside yeah get a gun yeah i took it i took like a

like a one kind of nap before you came over and i'm still trying to like it was the best nap i've ever taken oh front page news kind of kind of nap i was like a1 like the steak sauce steak sauce like the first page of the newspaper the front page of the newspaper been a1 since day one have you heard that phrase yeah i guess i never really thought about what it meant though that's fair that's fair why would you know the steak sauce yeah i'm like that does slap it really does um okay uh sexual aversion disorder real it is real an extreme avoidance or fear of sexual activity often due to trauma anxiety or other psychological factors didn't know there was a name for it but of course there is it's called

sex ick yeah sex disorder yeah vulvodynia we know that's real because a listener had it yes and she wrote us a letter about it long time ago good memory i know right when i read it out loud i'm like oh we know that that's real as a reminder for those listening chronic pain or discomfort around the opening of the vagina often without an identifiable cause making sexual activity painful or distressing okay phantom erection syndrome phantom erection syndrome i want that to be real because that sounds so interesting yeah you think you have an erection and you don't it's not real phantom like phantom limb syndrome yeah it's like amazing when someone you think you have a hard dick and you don't yeah um i love the idea of that i think that is so fun and hilarious

it's making me think of do you remember like the there was a woman in the news for a while i think she was just making a lot of like appearances on podcasts and stuff but um she claims to have sex with ghosts yes did we talk about that on the podcast no yeah but her partner would like feed into these delusions like yep go fuck the ghost her partner was like she was a um like a psychic like a medium so she would be like yeah he's in here right now like i just kind of let them do their thing it's like what is happening in this household do these ghosts make you orgasm that's what i want to know damn yeah maybe that's gonna be phantom erection syndrome wait that's crazy what was that woman's name i forgot about her i don't i don't remember i remember reading

about it kind of a while ago like i think while i worked while we we still worked together yeah it was 2018 okay yeah woman who had sex i might be thinking about it no yeah i think this is the same one her name is amethyst realm i love that a queen an icon sex with 20 ghosts is now engaged to a spirit sex with 20 ghosts she's had sex with 20 ghosts i haven't even had sex with that many people and she's now she's engaged to a poltergeist at least i don't know if they got married i don't know if they had a fallen out i need to know engaged to a poltergeist yeah how did he propose um i probably threw something across the room do ghosts have stis i would imagine maybe some of them died that way do you have can you have a ghost in the afterlife yeah i have some questions

yeah we should get a lot of logistical questions should we have amethyst was her name amethyst realm on the podcast realm no i'm thinking of a different woman i'm thinking of somebody else that's also had sex with ghosts her and her partner what about people who have um romantic or sexual attraction to objects like their cars a lot of people are married to the eiffel tower yeah i know does the eiffel tower know they must um they must know objectophilia involves romantic and sexual attraction to specific objects objects such as trains bridges cars or words i love the human brain um okay we're gonna do two more okay uh nocturnal arousal confusion nocturnal arousal confusion fake yeah fake he didn't do a good job with that one chat i'm like what would that one be

i feel like when chat gpt does a good job it's a girl and when it does a bad job it's a boy i like that um okay the last one is clitoral dynea i'm gonna guess real yeah it's like vulvodynia but it's in the clit oh my god that would be tragic yeah there's so many nerve endings there that must hurt like a bitch speaking of nerve endings and clits um sure uh i've been i was telling amelia about this before we were recording i have been listening to um a smut book to no one's surprise um as that has been my interest lately well no i gave it a break for a while um but i had seen someone on tiktok telling their boyfriend about this smut book and i was like this is ridiculous i absolutely must read and or listen to it hell yeah and i chose listen

because then you can go do other stuff while you're listening um it is called oh god i keep forget oh it's called lights out and um the premise is so funny to me um but they keep saying bundle of nerves in it and that grinds my gears i'm gonna say that's i think my least favorite description of the clit just call it the clit i understand they don't want to be repetitive but there's got to be a new way to describe it bundle of nerves bundle of nerves is that that way of describing how i feel when i'm stressed exactly i was about to say it's like i've called myself a bundle of nerves before and now i can't do that yeah i don't like it there's just something about it that i'm like oh why do we have to call it that yeah that sucks why are we calling it that well i'm glad

that you found a new smut book thank you you really like expanded past like the harry potter I have I will circle back there is a Harry Potter fan fiction that I have been reading for like a year now it is so fucking long though it's really long and I'm actually very there isn't that much sex in it there's a lot of like smooching and touching but not a lot of like descriptive sex and a lot of action so I'm very I'm very curious how this mystery is going to tie together but oh my fucking god the book is long as hell i have not finished it i'm always like maybe i'll read my book but it's just it's so long and you're reading it you're not listening to it i'm reading it wow yeah i'm like it's fanfic or a smut or both fanfic fanfic little bit of smut okay tiny bit i'll include a little bit of a description of the current smut i'm listening to um it is about a girl with she she's an er trauma nurse um she works or obviously she works in the fucking er she has this she has a mask kink like a tiktok mask kink and i think we've all seen

you know like some kind of like no i used to see it more back in the day like the early days of tiktok where it'd be like um like thirst trap type stuff you know yeah not really masks um yeah uh i think the only thing that is almost mask kink that i've seen is when i was in um the draco hermione fanfic hole yeah um where you you'd look up like you could search like draco or whatever like draco fan art or something in tiktok and it'd be the death eater masks and like dudes with like death eater masks and swag walking around harry potter world and you're like i kind of get it yeah there's something i'm into or like um like uh motorcycle helmets yeah you know you're like what if you're hot under there you know that's the thing is like

there's something about like the mystery of it that is I think the attractive yeah it's like oh you have like things to lose you know like like oh you're hiding something it's like a little secret oh my god um yeah so she's like got this like mask kink and then she's like always thirsting over this one creator's like mask videos um and the way they're described it they're like they're angled so it looks like he's like jerking himself off but you can't see his beepus right because i wouldn't be allowed on no that's not allowed on tiktok um and then this the the creator of this content then like becomes also obsessed with her and it has like kind of like protective but also stalking vibes like and when you're when I was listening to it I was like this is

unhinged this is so ridiculous but now I'm invested now I'm invested if I was reading or listening to smut I would want it to be unhinged every single chapter has something smutty and I appreciate that hell yeah that's why I'm here lean in yeah I'm not here for the yeah the turn of which is back and forth between point of views too which i also like that's cool and um the male narrator has the most delicious voice i'm kind of into it the woman's voice though it sounds a little older which is also fine but it sounds almost like a little too like prim and proper for me to get down with yeah and so her delivery of some of the lines that would be funny are a little awkward oh yeah you're like oh this feels like if my mom made this joke

you know i don't like that yeah nope nope you know what i think is like kind of goes along with the mask kink and also like sexy voices like i'm in danger but i'm not yeah well like there's the do you remember um corpse husband that whole thing oh my god it was this guy had you ever heard of only hands did you hear about that whole thing no there was like a trend on tiktok that people were calling only hands because it was this guy corpse husband who he has like a very deep voice but it's like sexy and like he would only show his hands and he had like really sexy hands he had like veiny hands yeah like veiny hands like tattoos on his hands and that is just like the mask guy in my book maybe corpse husband like inspired that you

never i don't think he's ever done inspire each other to be honest i don't think he's done a face reveal to this day and this was back in 2020 and people were always like oh my god this is court like people would hear somebody talk and they'd be like this is corpse this is corpse for sure and it we just never found out maybe we did and i just like that just fell off of my fyp we can do a little search yeah after do a tiny little baby search wait what were you gonna tell me about corpse husband that was it oh sorry i do have to tie that around like it's like the not knowing what somebody looks like aspect is like there's like the mystery is i think what's sexy to some people that have this like mask kink you know like i don't know it's like you could make

them look like whatever you want in your head because you don't know you know what i mean you're like filling in all of these blanks it's like um who's that streamer that did a face reveal and everybody was like oh oh i know what you're talking about dream his name was dream and everybody thought he was going to be this like smoke show for some reason i don't know why because like i never like watched any of his content but then he did a face reveal and everybody was like okay what would you do if you found out like frank had like a secret tiktok account where he made mask thirst traps i would i would honestly i would love it because i'm such a cuck i'd be like i would be i would be mad if mr liz did it but not for the reasons

that you're thinking i'd be like what the fuck yeah this is hot and you're hiding it from me yeah yeah get that mask on that too no I just love when like girls flirt with Frank like at a bar in front of me I'm such a I'm such a I'm just like yeah he's cute and you know he's cute I we're totally opposites in that aspect it's new for me I've never been this way I it wouldn't bother me well you know what maybe that's because you trust Frank yeah absolutely I think it wouldn't bother me if um i knew mr liz is like and there's my girlfriend yeah yeah yeah yeah totally yeah which i'm sure he would right i don't know someone hit on him right in front of me and he was just like uh i do think there's like when you're not expecting it it's so overstimulating that you

just don't know really put off yeah he wasn't like that's my girlfriend because that also i think maybe would have made me uncomfortable yeah like um totally i mean the gall of that girl to do that in front of a whole table of people crazy i don't know now i would do that level of yeah i like to think about that situation and think about how i would have liked to respond differently it was a different time in your relationship though it was so i think now i would be like i know isn't he so hot yeah thanks i do have good taste and then i lick his arms while he flexes them in her face hell yeah i'm just kidding hell yeah um this is a total diversion but have you i couldn't find i'm not logged into tiktok on my computer so i couldn't figure out her name

but have you seen all of this stuff going on with this creator who she's like a dating creator oh yeah and then now she's like i'm not gonna be dating anymore or something no wait what's that okay we'll circle back to that this girl like her whole thing is like talking about the dates that she's going on and like like recounting them afterward she's 30 she dates men in their 20s like she like always gives too much information on the dates like her whole thing is that she's just like unhinged and i think we're talking about the same girl and she like went to a haunted house did you hear about this no she posted a video she wanted she was like doing like a get ready with me for this date doesn't she have like a pretty combative relationship with her audience

well because the girl i'm thinking about i've never heard of her before she's made a lot of like is it like tammy or something no um god she has like a combative relationship with her audience she goes on a bunch of dates and does like get ready with me and like talking about the dates that she's been on and then um like she like will fuck up like the relationship or something i don't know people are people have a lot to say to her they're like why the fuck would you do that or whatever do you have your phone with you yeah okay her name is molly e rudder yes yes sorry that is who i'm thinking about okay okay cool i had nothing about her so i've only seen tiktoks about her i've never seen her tiktoks but the tiktoks i've seen about her they're like

she has a really combative relationship with her audience oh shit yeah so right now what's going on is she went she like didn't get ready with me and she's like this guy's not normally my type like he's like kind of gothic he's older and like da da da like all this shit and i didn't watch the whole get ready with me because it was long and i don't really care but then what happened was she posted a video of her with like a black eye and a busted lip and like there was like police lights and she was like her hand was over her mouth and it said on their like scariest date of my life and people were like oh my god girl are you okay she got her ass beat by her date yeah and somebody commented was like is that a black eye and she's like a black eye and a busted

lip to be exact and then the next she didn't post anything for 15 hours so everyone's like are you good and then the next day she like posted the full video and it was like she went to a haunted house with her date and like she like got it and like make it was like a she dressed up yeah she dressed up for it to like fit the theme but she played into the idea that there was like domestic or like there was like violence she got yeah like abused by this man for views and then like i was i watched her explanation slash apology before i saw any of the videos and i was like this feels like an overreaction but then you see the videos that she made and she was absolutely trying to make it look like she got beat up by this man and it's like for what and that her apology videos are

so like she's like kind of smirking through them you know and she's like that was not my intention like dead it's like yes it was bitch just say that it was you know like profiting off of like other people's trauma yeah is how can you think that that's definitely making light of domestic violence yeah also this poor guy it was like not obvious who he was i guess yeah i i know that she probably like didn't show him or who he was or whatever but still like i feel bad for that guy absolutely also somebody there's a molly rudder snark page on um reddit of course and uh she somebody was like i just saw molly at this haunted house and she like had a like black eye makeup on like is that what that video is and i think that that's why she eventually came out was like oh

is that a haunted house i got caught yeah which who knows how long she would have like kept this going it's just gross what people do for attention online i just it's it's gross i've only seen criticism of her channel or page or whatever you want to call it that's good yeah um because she like she'll be talking like retelling the stories of these dates and like the ways she responds to things i think are like people are like no girl you're wrong yeah yeah yeah um do you think it's rage bait i i don't know it's hard to say these days some people are just kind of like like that yeah it's really sad um we got an email yeah we just got a letter we just got a letter liz is gonna read it to me because i haven't read it yet hey girlies i'm writing with an

extremely heavy heart for all of my neighbors in western north carolina not sure if the news has reached you in seattle not sure if it made national news but there was uh but this area was hit last thursday and friday with a hundred year flooding due to hurricane helene i will say i had been keeping track of that news since before like the hurricane it was it was all over the internet yeah yeah so it did make national news um we lost thousands of trees and power lines in the storm our rivers and streams are changed forever many people lost their homes many people lost their lives hundreds of people are still missing in the area it's something truly unlike anything i've ever seen so devastating in addition to this awful tragedy happening to everyone in my area

my boyfriend of seven months decided it was the time to break up with me jesus christ he had just brought supplies to me and stayed at my house two days before he ended things we never had a single fight the whole seven months we did things he liked to do all the time like hiking and kayaking even though that's not typically what i like to do we said the l word about once two months ago but i felt like there was a big pause before he said it back i decided it just wasn't the right time though so we haven't said it since and everything has been normal turns out he's in love with another woman from his past i still don't know exactly what happened but one day we were fine as fine as you can be during a natural disaster and the next day he was leaving me i'm

assuming this other woman got back in contact with him after two years of not speaking and that was all it took for him to throw away everything we had it's hard to not feel bitter on top of all the other complex emotions i'm feeling because of the hurricane's destruction i don't really have a question just kind of wanted to vent give you a new enemy of the pod we love that and maybe raise a little awareness about what has happened here there are still lots of people without food and supplies me and mine are safe and we were extremely fortunate and didn't lose our homes i lost power for nine days luckily i have service on my phone sometimes so i can talk to my family and listen to my podcast i hope you're both well and thank you for being a little

light in my current darkness good lord first of all i'm so glad that you're okay i'm so sorry that you and everyone around you is going through that it's fucking terrifying traumatizing horrible um you know what's interesting is like during the pandemic i'm going to bring this up and i'm going to tie it back around during the pandemic I found myself like really really wanting to talk to my ex more because like the world was ending you know and I was just like it feels weird not having this like anchor to this person that I'm so comfortable with like when all of this shit is going on so I'm wondering maybe if like his ex that he got back together with was having the same experience of like everything is so bad right now like i'm gonna reach out to this person to reach out to my ex

yeah or like it's just like that feeling of stability like that was maybe like the last time she like felt stable i don't know it doesn't make it okay on his part but i'm trying to think of it from just like a an objective standpoint like why the fuck did this happen when it did i mean regardless she it sounds like she said i love you first and he hesitated to say it back five months into their relationship yeah that is plenty of fucking time i think people most people say it around three months yeah like five five months isn't an early time to say i love you yeah you should know if you love someone by then yeah completely in my opinion yeah yeah i think you're gonna look back on this and like it's gonna feel like a blessing we always say that

it's like these things always end up feeling like blessings but like what the fuck the timing of it fucking blows well i don't i don't know i i well yes the timing of it blows but what especially pisses me off is like i think that it's pretty obvious that he probably like wasn't into this relationship like he was maybe in this relationship as a distraction or something but like it's clear that he like wasn't on the same page as her and he should have ended it before that you know what I mean yeah instead of like waiting for a tragedy to happen and I also think that there's something like when something serious happens or a tragedy occurs like it is so common unfortunately for a dude to just like hit the escape button and be like yeah I'm out I can't do this I can't do

something hard yeah I can't provide emotional stability or support for you even though I said i love you yeah it's also like jumping to something else so they don't have to manage their own emotions in the time like you know it's like oh my god this major traumatic event is happening like let me put my attention elsewhere this literally reminds me of a like tiktok couple i didn't i didn't i didn't know who this couple was also they're younger you know i don't really give a shit about like some 20 year old's relationship no but it spliced between like her telling of the story and his telling of the story and like the videos they used to post together and she was like he led me on for months he pursued a relationship with me he cheated on

me like the first week we were dating and he told me that the girl that he kissed was he only made out with her because he looked like her ex and I was like you know it's on you you should have been out at that point but the rest of the relationship he's like the one telling her that he loves her and um like then kind of blindsides her and ends this relationship and um his telling of it is like well I never really liked her the person I did like was like we weren't talking um so I just was like I tried to enjoy dating this other girl and I just like didn't and I think she thought we like connected more than we did and her telling the story and like seeing the videos of them together and like all of the stuff he would do with her it's fucked

up because like that's happened to me before yeah where you're like you strung me along knowing you didn't actually have those feelings for me so what the fuck is wrong with you and then you're left feeling crazy yeah i imagine all of this yes you're like what i know i didn't make all of this up in my head yeah and then um yeah it was just like infuriating to see and that's also the vibe I'm getting from this email yeah it's just like fuck this guy are you fucking kidding me yeah five months in and she says I love you and you like panic and don't say it back and then you stick around for two more months yeah that should have been the reality check for you yeah especially if it was like all it takes is like some person from your past to reach out for you to just like

abandon a relationship with someone else yeah fuck you don't even get into a relationship yeah nobody's making you be in a relationship dude yes i process your feelings instead of wasting someone else's time yeah that's period i just want to go on a rant on behalf of our listener yeah for sure yeah this is an enemy of the pod rant i'm i'm glad it absolutely is i'm really glad that this happened seven months in instead of like two years in and like i mean all around the timing fucking sucks for him to be like something hard happened now i'm gonna like try and get out of this as quickly as possible we should give him a name so that we can he can be an enemy of the pod like what what vibe is he giving brandon oh yeah or trevor trevor he feels

like a trevor trent trent that's a good one let's do that that's that's his name fuck you trent fuck you you yeah fucking trent ew anyway i'm so sorry thanks for writing trent the traitor trent the traitor so we have reese trent trent charlie the one that gave away my magic trick in third grade maddie who told the whole class that i got my period fuck maddie whatever happened to girls girl code yeah hello fucking went around telling the whole fucking health class i was so embarrassed i thought i shit myself amelia got her period yeah amelia thought she shit herself but she actually got her period everybody yep thanks maddie fucking bitch what would an elementary school kid or wait were you in middle school

what would a middle school kid think is more gross shitting your pants or getting your period oh i think they would think getting your period is gross and shitting your pants is embarrassing i would think that shitting your pants is gross and embarrassing and i would think that getting your period unexpectedly is relatable oh for sure I mean now yeah like now I would think that but I think even when I was younger really yeah well I got my period before everybody yeah so I would have just been like that shit sucks yeah yeah I think maybe yeah maybe I'd think it was embarrassing if it had leaked through but I would definitely be like fuck everybody else yeah getting your period sucks yeah that shit hurt like the for my first cramps horrible are you jealous maddie

yeah are you jealous because you've never gotten your period yeah you want to be me maddie you're flat as a board bitch she definitely didn't have her period yeah we can all tell you haven't had your period you're flat as a board bitch that would have been savage if you had said that if you're like what are you jealous maddie come at me maddie you flat as a bored ass bitch i bet you've never even had your period i bet your mom didn't even buy you the body book for girls oh yeah no you can't even wear a training bra oh i can't stop the mean girl is in me she's ready i wish i had you behind me like all through middle school i would that would have saved me a lot of pain cool well thanks for writing in yeah and also sorry and also fuck

trent fuck you trent let us know if that's his real name would that be so funny i want to know his real name now yeah we won't say it but you should tell us yeah but we won't say it if it if it is trent that's hilarious yeah if it was brandon that would i would be convinced that i can see the future or something yeah if i knew it was brandon that would be incredible because you really like acted on a gut like a gull hello am i having a stroke on the podcast you're acting on a gut instinct there you might be right well do you have anything else no i'm trying to think if i have anything else no but i really want to i was thinking about this when you were on your enemy of the pod ramp um i wanted when we're done recording make that tiktok of um from cancelled

where tana's like is that that fucking bitch ass i want to make it on our podcast i wouldn't say that but if i did say that i would say that about her because that really is our energy uh-huh we have to do it when we anyway check out our tiktok literally just that is me okay all right sick um i love you i love you too i don't know if we're saying that to each other or the audience yes both yes i love you too and i also love our listeners we love you guys so much it's it's sickening tell us about your exes that we should hate yeah we need to start making an enemy of pod book yeah we'll have it let's have an enemy of the pod episode yes and just tell us about like the worst people you've dated i love this idea holy hour podcast at gmail.com there's no the

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