The Hoely Hour - E212 Yearning 365

Episode Date: January 17, 2025

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crashing out is in yes i just i love a good crash out yeah me too um i'll be crashing out all year long welcome to the holy hour a podcast about sex relationships mental health and everything in between i'm amelia samson and i'm liz ball follow us on instagram and tiktok at the holy hour i'm on instagram and tiktok at amelia samson and i'm on instagram and tiktok at liz ball so hard you can also watch us on youtube or listen ad free on patreon at patreon.com slash the holy hour check out our merch at theholyhour.com and email us your spicy stories at holy hour podcast at gmail.com we're back i have missed you so much i've missed you so much i can't even tell you when's the last time i saw you three weeks ago yeah 2024 was when we last saw each other

literally we haven't seen each other since last year a year ago insane i have been dying to record hold on oh my god this is just like we're both drinking health beverages uh what what are you drinking um i'm drinking hum probiotic seltzer peach flavored oh i am drinking also a uh probiotic beverage oh my god we're gonna be pooping it's trader joe's organic sparkling strawberry and lemon apple cider vinegar beverage apple cider vinegar is already oh no i guess yeah it is a probiotic uh-huh right and i like it because it's really tart you see i don't like apple cider vinegar which i i like a little splash of it i like a little splash of it in a drink i like a little splash of it in a a salad dressing oh yeah oh my god oh who is she more like salad

undressing that's so sexy apple cider vinegar smells like a jockstrap yeah it's actually that's exactly like a jockstrap no it's very light it's just so so tart i feel like i don't know i love it yeah i there's something about it like because like every i love it in something i don't like it on its own what do they call it at shrubs is that what they call yeah yeah every shrub has apple cider vinegar in it and i'm like but i love a shrub but like every time i can like sense the apple cider vinegar in it i would like feel a little violent you just have like a visceral reaction yeah i start like punching holes in walls and shit and i've had to pay a lot of money to different restaurants i've made a few shrubs in the last few weeks have you yeah you we had our

little christmas party and you made your secret santa recipient a blueberry shrub yeah it was blueberry and tarragon with a little sprinkle of cinnamon in it every time i hear the word tarragon i think of um that hannah montana episode where billy ray cyrus's girlfriend dumps him yeah i also always think of that tara i am so gone i always think about that slay thank you i just had to get i had to get a race iris's claim to fame yeah that scene dude he's like he's like dating a someone that was like a kid they might have actually gotten married i mean we were all once kids he was dating somebody that used to be a literal kid now no but like she was on hannah montana when she was a kid and he was an adult yeah i remember that yeah her name was like wasn't

she like a arizona rain or something she wasn't in the show she was like a tutor right maybe i'm making that up i think she was like all like an extra like she was like a small character that's so embarrassing for her it absolutely like of all of the people you could be dating as a young woman you're dating billy ray cyrus and then tish that's her flop era tish was dating um her noah cyrus cyrus yeah no to be fair at least at least yeah at least he is like of age but still it's fucking weird that you're like dating your daughter's ex-boyfriend it's also weird that that noah was dating him yeah and i mean like i'm all about like a healthy age gap but like that man like if they could be your parent yeah why would she's too young what is

he doing you can't like date around the family that's weird as no homie hopping yeah heredity heredity hopping heredity hopping that was i'm gonna come back to that one i i like it um i we have an actual topic for today that is um themed for the new year but before we start that me and frank well i just learned how to play chess i'm learning everybody knows how to play chess i don't know how to play chess thank you i thought that i was the only person and frank was like i'm not saying this to be mean like i'm pretty sure like everybody knows how to play chess not me and then everyone that i asked at this birthday party i was at on saturday was like yeah i know how to play chess everyone knows how to play chess when did everyone learn how to play chess i don't i

knew as a kid was that after queen's gambit i guess like yeah maybe that inspired people i kissed your cat and i have like so much hair in my mouth man that does happen her actual cat i do have a full bush though now you know um but yeah okay so the reason i'm bringing this up is because first of all it's so much fun i love a good strategy game it's replaced like a few hours of playing teach you a week for me which is like a big oh wow big deal yeah frank was like promise me that you will not forget about teach you oh my god i can't promise i i still think that you should teach mr liz teach you oh absolutely i'll teach him and frank at the

same time yeah um but i bring this up to say we were watching um these videos last night after we played a few rounds of chess we watched like the world's best chess game like compilations you know there's this man i'm trying to look cute with headphones on it's not working yes yes it is you look like you're giving like mega podcast producer i know do i look like a dj a girl dj oh do you want to a little then yes you look exactly like one um so we were watching videos and i learned about this man named magnus carlson is his actual name and he's like the best chess player in the world and he was playing against a man whose name i don't remember because it's not as memorable as that like hans

something who beat him he was like undefeated magnus was like undefeated like 52 games in a row and then this guy beat him oh i actually listened to a podcast about this oh my god i was okay so magnus he accused this guy of cheating by via vibrating anal beads that there was somebody like that was not at the game but like watching remotely like vibrating in morse code of what moves to make which is unfounded but i think it is the funniest fucking thing i've ever heard i hadn't heard that piece of it i listened to a scam fluencers episode about that like drama specifically oh really um yes i highly recommend that episode oh my god as i i also recommend all the episodes because i love that podcast the chess world is no joke but um my raccoon cat

has been going through the trash i was wondering i was like what is that wrestling he went through the trash again um it's because i ate a chomp big fan of chomps big fan in this house oh yeah our house too so i had eaten a chomp real quick before amelia came over so now he is snarfing the chomp wrapper i have to show you what this fucking shoe of a man looks like sorry there's something about magnus carlson that like really really bugs me i don't even like he really does resemble a shoe i i can't explain why yeah i think that i don't know you guys just need to go look at his face um very much shoe face i just don't like love i just don't look like there's something about him that is so punchable i feel like it's because like his

head is really big but his face is really small yes his face is all concentrated into just one area yes that's you know that's spot on kind of like jd vance and also you know who is just like that is josh allen the quarterback of um uh some fucking team the bills look at how tiny this man's face is yeah he does have small face his his looks a little bit more normal though i think it's just his eyes are small i think his face is normal sized and his eyes are small i think there could be a little more contrast in the eyebrows i think that's what's why his his face is looking so concentrated is because there's not enough you're so right contrast yeah yeah he needs good mic Josh Allen if you're listening to this tint your brows man it would look great it would look great

with your beard and your hair and you'll have that consistent contrast throughout your face 100 he looks like you heard it here first yeah who knows maybe he is maybe isn't I don't know shit about to Haley Steinfeld oh that guy I know I like him just by association yeah yeah yeah okay yeah I mean she rocks so she does girls in general yeah even when they don't okay shall we yeah would you like to intro i was gonna say do you want to intro the topic but it was your idea it was my idea uh so we are doing something super original you guys have probably never heard of it um we're doing a 2025 in and out list like every other fucking podcast oh do other podcasts do that i just feel like i've seen a few people doing their in and out list influencers podcasts i

I've actually only seen one podcast doing in and out list but you know we're gonna jump on the bandwagon it's popular for a reason yeah um I think it's like a good it's like a good workaround for the new year's resolutions yeah you know yeah I don't I agree I just don't like the idea of new year's period end of thought just kidding send tweet but I don't I said this on my story I went on a whole rant but like i hate the ends of things and then i hate the pressure that comes with the beginning of new things and new year's is all of that it encompasses all of that it's so much pressure and for what because like we need a way to organize the days time is not real everything's a construct what day is it there there's who cares what fucking day is it who

cares knowing the day that is out for 2025 um whatever day is like known as quitter's day someday in january or something oh yeah it's when everyone just quit their um their resolution they give up on their new year's resolution oh my god i hope that's coming soon because my gym is busy i mean good for y'all but like i've seen there are so many 16 year olds at that gym all of a oh my god yeah and they all just like stand in front of the stairs and yap and i'm like could you do this anywhere else yeah and you scare me get out the gym you're going to is not cheap i know they must be like on their family you know also at some point as a parent i would be like i don't fucking care i'll pay any amount of money for you to get the hell out of my house that's so

real that's like what sleepaway camp like as i get older i understand sleepaway camp more it's like get the fuck out i need like two weeks to just not hear your voice exactly yeah i feel that way about a lot of things not just uh teenagers oh like what um what's out teenagers yeah teens are fucking out yeah i'm sorry if you are one no i highly doubt any teens are listening to this i used to be a teen liz it's like really offensive as a former teenager that offends me well so should we do um well so the way i wrote my in and out list because you know how some ins and out lists they'll have like their list of ins but then the outs like are they're directly like related to what's on the end that's how i started writing mine i didn't do that i did just

the things i thought were in and the things i thought were out okay um and they're not related whatsoever do you want to go back and forth on we each do one in and one out yeah but i think i have way more ins than ins and outs than you you absolutely do and my notes still didn't say i think that you should we should go you should do all of your ins and outs and then i'll do all my ins and oh my god how about that i think that what's gonna happen for for my ins and outs though is yours are going to inspire so many of mine i went on a whole like search online because i was like what the fuck is in and what the fuck is out for this year because i feel like i'm always throwing things out like spiritually uh-huh you know so i'm like well what what am i gonna do

this year you know what are what are some past things that you've thrown out um like pretending to like things that i don't like like shakespeare i think shakespeare's super overrated you used to pretend to like shakespeare yeah because that's like a theater kid thing to do as someone who actually genuinely likes shakespeare i agree yeah it's just like i don't understand what the fuck they're saying and he didn't write all his own shit i see i will also say i don't always understand what they're saying that's why i like it like i don't like reading it i like watching it be performed because when a good performer is performing it you're like you gotta be so much fucking sense that's so true that's so true i'm of the camp that shakespeare should be

performed and not read yeah word i took a shakespeare um like literature class i guess in college and like still learned at actually nothing i'm like this is who i think everyone's pretending class oh god i would have loved that i thought i would too but i don't and so i'm done pretending wine is another one stick up pretending i like wine good for you thank you thank you i was really feeling burdened by that one thanks um my notes didn't transfer over to my ipad so i'm going by memory i just wrote them um something that's uh in for 2025 is the first one i wrote down i wonder if any of ours will overlap no definitely not um something that's in is like shitting three times a day i love that thank you and normal bowel movement out is constipation i feel like

how it's going for me right now is not like normal like how much you bowel movements yeah i had to kill like i had to like go off my medicine they were like are you larging so much um yeah uh it's like scary thank you i have many bowel movements in a day you do yeah i have anywhere from one to like i don't i some i don't count but i usually have multiple bowel movements a day oh my god how do you find the time you know i that's a great question but that's why i feel so busy it's because i'm always shitting yeah i mean yeah that's yeah she's she's hard at work all the time i'm working my body's working taking the browns to the super bowl as i call it i don't think anyone shits as much as mr liz but i think frank would probably give him a run for his money

okay we should have a little for his money hey nice we'll eat the same things and he'll spend so much time in the bathroom and then he'll be ripping ass all night and i'm like what you know what i actually learned that's interesting about what happened i learned from my gastroenterologist because i was saying i'm like i shit once a week and then like every guy i've ever dated shits like five times a day like what is that and he said that it's how our bodies are structured like women are biologically constructed to hold a baby so like we can hold a lot more in and like men just aren't constructed that way i don't know if it's true but he has a phd you know what i believe and so i took it as gospel um the second thing that i wrote for my ins and

outs um in is uh like organizing my entire life love that out is like half my closet i am so i'm i'm buying into both of those yes i'm i'm in on that in and i'm in on that out it's you know what i mean i mean we have been talking so much about like not like seriously like it's about to happen but like like buying a house and having kids and like all that shit and like i'm like i can't move all of this stuff from house to house thinking about yeah i'm trying to remember what my third one that i wrote down was oh out drake he's been out he's but he's like especially out like he i feel like may of 2024 like really sealed his demise for 2025 being the year of drake being out no more drake let's just i've been hearing old drake trending on tiktok oh like like his old

like uh like 2016 drake uh-huh okay oh okay like god's plan drake um like what's the song that's like i know shawty she don't want no slow song i have no idea someone's gonna hear this and be like god damn it um the the chorus will come to me eventually i love this song girls love beyonce you know what song girls love beyonce girls love to fuck with your conscience i i feel like 2016 drake was like peak drake for me really yeah i really loved yolo like i loved the like the yolo drake that was that was a fun era it was it was hitting at the perfect time for me in college too i knew this i was friends with this group of guys in college that called themselves the thunderdome and they would all like they had like a freshman year bucket list together and that's

kind of cute it's super cute and they all got their what we used to call it spirit animals tattooed on their ass um as like their bucket list but one we don't say spirit animals anymore but that's what they called it then and they all got them like tattooed really small on their asses during class like when people were in class one day but one of the guys didn't go with them and so instead he was like well i don't want to get my spirit animal on my ass because i wasn't there to do it with them so for whatever fucking reason he decided to get yolo tattooed oh no huge on his rib cage no and it's there for forever oh that's but it was emblematic of the times what what's the name of the song you know i'm still looking oh it's nice for what oh oh

nice for what was 2018 yeah that was that was a great song i do okay but drake's out he's also now starting beef with lebron james because lebron james is like like really fucking with kendrick's music like hard right now and like i guess drake and lebron used to be like buds and so like drake starting all this shit with frank calls him le boo boo bear he loves lebron james lebron james we all love lebron james but now like there's all the like dj academics who's like drake's number one dick rider has been like on stream talking about how like lebron has always been cheating on his wife and shit and like it's just like why are you trying to start beef with everybody you know it's like you're out drake is out yeah he needs to calm down what's in he's

gonna have a red pill comeback you know what oh yeah like david dobrik yeah oh my god that's crazy what's going on with david nobody gave a single fuck just gonna like you know continue taking ozempic and get ripped and then just start making like fucking red pill stuff stepping away from that he's out um dochi have you listened to any dochi yes in in i fucking love her i was listening to her on the bus this morning so fucking good nissan ultima so fucking good denial is a river so fucking i mean we were all waiting for that after the tiny desk yes she's just the best that's a good in and out list thank you those are my those are my top three right now okay and i'm probably going to think of more yeah jesus christ you really do have a lot they were just coming to

me okay are you ready for my ins i'm so ready side parts okay i have a side part i'm currently sporting one i think that i don't think middle parts are out i just think side parts are okay gonna have a moment okay um bangs but getting bangs not already having bangs okay i like that again if you already had bangs not out but getting bangs i think is in okay and not just the curtain bangs like i think it's gonna be straight across bangs yeah heard um maybe like a little like disheveled you know yeah like a little fringe moment yeah yeah yeah i think um getting bangs is in okay um having a full bush oh especially in a bikini okay sticking up the sides yeah fuck yeah i think i and to be honest like i i just trust women with a full bush a little bit more

yeah you know i can understand that and no again no nothing is out if you want to like shave whatever but having a full bush is fucking in yeah it's in everybody loves it everybody and it's sticking out it's in and it's sticking out um crashing out is in yes i just i love a good crash out yeah me too um i'll be crashing out all year long um going back to tumblr i think that's gonna have a big moment why i just think like so from a social media manager perspective i just think all the apps are like fucked yeah they're all fucked um for so many different ways and reasons so i feel like like the girls are just gonna go back to tumblr and i'm really looking forward to that because i never had a tumblr era and i feel like i'm like

the perfect girl for yes for tumblr yeah um people are surprised when i tell them i never had one i never had one either i i feel like we we were meant to be tumblr girls i think you were i think i was never cool enough no i think you i think when when you were in your um god what was it called that like cute hipster era but like why am i oh when you were like kind of twee i feel like that was i weren't you kind of tweet i don't know what that means um tweet it's like hipster but like cute like okay zoe de chanel that was so you i feel like i had a tweet moment i feel like and i remember you talking about it you were like i feel like i was so hot for that era because you have just like the look and the vibe of that kind of like that's so nice like kesha

meets like zoe de chanel oh my god you're so right i did have this era and i think that you you would have been like a tumblr bitch that's nice of you to say i think that i always wanted to be i think that i think that we should be tumblr bitches okay i'm in um also in yearning yearning is so fucking in let's bring back yearning where it's back it's in i love yearning i love a good year i i love listening to music and looking out the window on my little bus ride to and from work and just like yearning about whatever yes yearning for for mr liz even though we're already in a relationship yeah it's been almost five years that's crazy that's insane um but just like just the feeling of yearning yeah i love it i love it too that's delicious that's

amazing i love a good yearn and on that same note i love you know those like moments in the day where you just feel like super motivated and like inspired just like out of nowhere it's like more of that in 2025 that's it yeah yearning yearning and extend and inspiration yearning 365 your inspiration your inspiration um and that you know what shout out to mr liz for the yearning on my end list because we we had been talking about yearning and i was like i fucking love yearning and i think that's why i have just been so into like the fantasy the romanticy books uh i were did we record when i finished fourth wing i think so yeah so the third book is coming out soon it's coming out next tuesday don't call me um i'm thrilled so yearning

is back um personal finance for girls yes i don't give a fuck if boys know about personal finance but personal finance for the girls explicitly is so in yes it is like this is the year for the girls to like be in their fucking bag we are not going to be in debt we're not going to have credit card debt um we're paying off our loans we are paying more than the minimum on our credit card and we're saving our money yeah we're we're being smart we're opening high yield savings accounts yes we're putting 20 into our 401k damn um yeah personal finance is in for the girls i love that and you know what boys will always have that kind of like drive to have personal finance because they have wolf of wall street i just but like how many boys you know are like dumb as fuck when it

comes to money so dumb and like so is the wolf of wall street but they they act like that man is like the fucking god of like of money i mean anyone can rack up debt anyone could rack up debt i just i don't trust an nft bro no like no nft bros bitcoin well you know people that bought into bitcoin earlier like sitting really pretty but like people that spend money on like um hawk coin the hawk to a coin yeah that's like you know you didn't see any women buying that coin no it's all i'm saying no um anyway so personal finance for girls is in uh and i'm proud of us i'm proud of us too and um i think it's like 30 of wealth is is now owned by women uh and i think that honestly statistically i think then that's only gonna go up now for sure um i just like

patriarchy is really doing its hardest like trying its hardest to to stick around but the effort is not there the effort's not there i'm sorry no it's a different world you just have to try a little harder he's just it's it's on its way out and that's embarrassing it is on my outlist patriarchy well men um and and it does have to do with patriarchy but we'll circle back to that okay um thinking everyone is secretly in love with me that's in oh that's so fun and and not just me like that's all of us i think that everyone should just like secretly think that everyone's in love with if someone's being mean to you they're in love with you secretly in love that's so true and that's just a fact yeah and just even like romanticizing like the people you

walk past on the street are like daydreaming about you it makes life so fun they absolutely whenever anyone smiles at me on the street i'm like they're trying to fuck they think i'm hot for sure secretly in love with me yeah and that's in yeah it's so fun and i used to be delusional like that when i was younger and i just i i really want that feeling back of just being a little delusional yeah um being mean i think that's it all right um not not being unwarrantedly mean but if someone's being rude let's bring back just like being a fucking bitch to them yeah i i just think that this is a really good era for like bringing back like mean valley girls yeah that like that early 2000s like just calling people a fucking loser yeah yeah yeah like laguna beach

type mean i like it yeah but only when it's warranted only when it's warranted yeah unwarranted we're not being bullies in 2025 no being a bully is embarrassing being a bully is out um but being mean to someone who fucking sucks that that's it yeah we're doing we're being mean in 2025 um class solidarity love it it's so fucking so in like i i hate to say it and i but i will like i don't care where you are on the political spectrum when it comes to class solidarity i am i'm fucking there yeah i'm there um wearing clothes you already have i think that's cool i think that's absolutely wearing clothes you already have um purging your home of shit you don't need we were just talking about organization look i love that um i've been doing that all year

so far i mean that's amazing uh into 2025 i've just been getting rid of shit um and that's why our house is kind of a mess right now because it's in the process of of being purged such a good feeling um giving your data to china i think that's really in right i'm so down for that take it i don't give a fuck i know i'll willingly give you give it to you yeah you have access yeah just ask bae i'll get i'll send it to you do i'm signing up like do you take like and i'm doing it because it'll piss off the american government yeah absolutely like i'll send it to you like whatsapp just like let me know let me know the medium i got you um being a little ugly i think that's in i i mean and it's because i'm i'm like so fucking sick of seeing people with instagram

face yeah i i want to see some real uggos i need to see some ugly people i'm sick of seeing hot people yeah that's fair everyone can't be hot and everyone has the same like instagram face with like the fucking fillers i'm done yeah be a little ugly yeah and also like who's defining like what is ugly at the end of the day that's true you know ugliness is in the eye of the beholder yeah this is exactly how the saying goes um also using condoms because i think it's in um i mean it has been in for me um but i think that using condoms should especially be in because i think that like we're just like kind of done having like deadbeat baby daddies like we're over that we're in our personal finance era we're not like fucking dudes with no condom unless you're trying to have

actually planning for a family yeah um but i feel like if you're like not actively planning to have a family with a specific person who is going to be a good partner then you should be wrapping that shit up i don't i don't want any stis i don't want a fucking loser baby no you know i don't want to be i don't want to be attached to some loser yeah we don't need to carry on those gene pools no we're we're better than that we're doing we're doing more with our lives uh-huh um out oh uh being overstimulated that's out and kind of similarly is screen addiction we're done we're done being addicted to the screens no um ai i think ai is out even though they're everyone's trying to shove ai down our throats it's like well have you heard the dead internet theory yes

yeah it's so scary the dead internet theory is just that ai is going to take over like marketing to other ai like it's just bots engaging with bots like you're making content for other robots and then eventually like ai is making content that is based off of other ai content which is already starting to happen and so it's to a point where it's like okay who who's actually seeing this content is it useful like i just think that it's ai it's it's purpose should not be to replace the things that are creative in our lives like writing and art and photography and design and all of these things that make life like fun and enjoyable and creative and like challenge us to to make new things yeah um and it's it should be used to like replace the

shit we don't want to do absolutely the dishes you know yeah why why don't we have ai doing yeah i want a robot i need an ai robot to be in my house like doing the shit i don't want to do helping me manage my finances taxes like yeah let's have ai do taxes yeah like we don't yeah what the fuck are we doing why do we need footage of like like fake footage of firefighters saving animals in la like i've seen so many ai videos of firefighters it's so well and then when you go to pinterest and see ai images i don't want to see an ai image of a house i want to see someone's real house that they thoughtfully decorated using their own personal sense of style and interest yeah i don't want to see some ai home i'm never gonna fucking live in yeah like i think ai should

not be allowed on pinterest that's like the opposite of what it stands for i just i feel like it should not be allowed in like so many arenas and like luckily at this point that we're at with ai i think that it's easy to tell but like in who in like a month it might not be i think that people just don't have the perception to understand that like ai can exist in ways that are outside of what you can visibly see like the only way we've really come to understand it is using a gpt to help write stuff yeah or like with creating images and that that shit is like it's obvious it's also boring like i just i i don't care i don't want to see it i don't care i want to see people like doing real shit yes yeah so i in that same vein i think like actual like tangible

um media like magazines and stuff i think that's gonna have maybe like a little bit of a moment and i really hope it does because i think that girls deserve to have a magazine like we did like 17 magazine or something like that was like peak girlhood it was like getting your magazine in the mail and flipping through like the style inspiration and yeah how to do your makeup and stuff like that shit i love that shit it was a good time it really was a good time it does and cutting things out of magazines and like making a little inspiration board or like a little like poster of reese under your bed yeah throwback to episode one no but like it it does hopefully like you're saying like this whole ai renaissance like forces everybody to be less online like

because that's the only i feel like that's the only direction that this could go like if this keeps going in the direction of like with how dead internet is it's like what's the point of eventually all gonna be offline yeah what's the point anymore and my two next outs are are related to that um another out i have is porn and next to it i wrote get creative you fucking losers i think porn is out because and this has nothing to do with like porn stars but it's just like these porn addicted young men like that's embarrassing i i hate to say it like you should not be experiencing erectile dysfunction at age 22 because you're so porn sick yeah so like if you're just gonna use ai to make porn like what's even the fucking point yeah it's

use your imagination stop watching porn stop smoking babes like yeah bring back you know in for 2025 gas station dick pills shame shame is in for 2025 we're bringing back shame in 2025 bring back shame go so yeah stop watching porn long term you know don't don't jerk your peanuts for a little while get your zest back and then start getting creative in your head like start thinking your water bottle's blinking yeah it's time it's reminding me to drink water okay i was like what the fuck is that i thought it was it's ai water bottle um what was i saying it's going on a porn tangent uh yeah use your imagination be embarrassing in the bedroom in because you're experimenting like have some fun with it like get into your imagination

connect with the person that you're having sex with like the the porn is making it like kind of unbearable to have sex with men i mean it's porn's making it unbearable to like be like have have a conversation with men like this is actually real quick i got into this back and okay so the video about the firefighter at our 100th episode party went re-viral because instagram like introduced this thing called trial reels and so it showed it to like a whole new audience which is great except that people are now making money off of it on x which was my mistake finding it because i started to get into um arguments with people in the comments and i haven't been able to see this because i haven't fucking been on x i sent you actually could you

pull it up instead of me having to download this app i sent you the interaction and this is the perfect example of what porn does to these men's brains i literally do not open this app that's good that's good i don't either unless frank sends me something okay i'm gonna read it so america memed blue check mark said police department sketch artists don't have the success rate that's actually pretty funny um and then some fucking loser set a name some blue check mark loser said that woman is disgusting lighten up liam lloyd says amelia and then says nobody wants to marry a hoe is what this butt ugly see he has the opposite problem where his face is too big you know yeah well you just wait because i have something fun to show

and then amelia says what makes this woman a hoe liam lloyd and then he didn't realize it was me he said party girl fireman obsessed definitely a hoe like what our our our like chill little party or someone there's like 10 people get sick because she's on new antidepressant right crazy barney uh you have a narrow viewpoint of people liam lloyd says amelia i just kept repeating his name because it's such a stupid name it is embarrassing liam lloyd warn weiner no warnier warner warner warner yeah and he says no i truly love women and it's a shame women all bonk the same guys and most guys are like me and waiting for love and don't want the women after they kneeled for got cream pied by and on other men that doesn't fucking happen no

dude this is porn brain though yeah this is literally women are just getting like hogged down by like 90 men all that like every day and it's like no that's not you i think you've probably met one woman that like has had sex with like five dudes and you think that she's like worn out it's just it's it is they all think that way and the second that he said that i was like there there it is yeah you're fucking dumbass yeah and uh and then he says you don't love a guy after you've had too much sleeping around and you end up 40 something and single with kids interrogating guys like me about how much i earned so i could change her life for her what the fuck are you talking i don't know dude is this guy a bot no so he messaged me and it went to my dm

requests he said hey so what's your body count be honest and then he sent me this picture of him what the fuck which is him it's a mirror picture of him with his shirt off in clearly just out of the shower he said i have honestly only had one partner in the last five years and i know my future partner will adore that it's just a crazy way to like say that you just don't get fucked you need to screenshot that he sent that to you and share it like and screenshot the weird things he said to you super super weird guy dude porn brains out anyway sorry um also related um social media is out out i'm sorry like no i'm not sorry i'm not sorry i think it you know what as much as i enjoy my time on tiktok i think that it has fucked up a lot of people's brains um i think

it's like created screen addiction which has also created like this problem with being overstimulated and not being able to focus not being able to like just get normal daily tasks done yeah um so in that sense i'm like okay we kind of need to distance ourselves also it's not really fun anymore you know what i mean like when we first were all on tiktok people were making like the dumbest like little bits and i love that that's what i miss it was i miss old dumb tiktok tiktok really had like its moment in the pandemic like that was like now i'm just like being bombarded with just like the same news and i'm like yes everything sucks i fucking know i like don't care anymore megacorporations out uh i i was telling mr liz this earlier um after luigi

Mangione um our lord and savior uh after he shot the united healthcare ceo i have noticed how how much more people are like prepared to openly criticize and abandon mega corporations that go against like the general public's best interest and again it this is class solidarity this falls outside of political spectrum and i think it's kind of really blowing up in politicians faces to see that like i don't give a fuck where you are on the political spectrum you are not doing things that are within our best interest yeah so i mean people are quick to like like with the the potential tiktok ban yeah people are yeah people are not moving to meta because now they've found that mark zuckerberg is one of the top um contributors to like lobbying

against tiktok and having it removed of course but here's the thing that is crazy to me like he's doing all of this with like the guys of like we don't want the chinese government to blah blah to potentially interfere with our elections bro russia literally fucking did that on facebook yeah they literally did that exact thing so now you're you're not only getting rid of fact checkers you're lobbying against another like a competitor app even though you haven't learned your fucking lesson yeah fuck you well that's why though is like it's in his best interest to get tiktok to disappear because it's his number one competitor i learned yesterday via frank that elon musk didn't even start he didn't even create tesla he was yeah i didn't know that i thought he was like

the mastermind it was like in his contract to like call himself a founder that's what he wants everyone to think that's he wants to convince everyone he's smart but he's not he just has money he has money and he invested in tech oh everyone give her a round of applause he's i just do you know how brain dead you have to be to make that decision to invest in tech in the future wow yeah you're so smart um i'm almost done with my list um okay continued outs uh flaking on plans yeah we're done doing that okay if yeah if you don't want to go to your plans that you already made too fucking bad yeah if you want a community you need to be a community um stop wasting people's time but if you're sick you know that's different that's valid yeah uh but stop flaking on plants

um taking your job seriously that's out who cares who gets your job nothing matters just just do it well enough i just it can't be a cornerstone of your personality no it can't and also like nothing is that important unless it's you're like literally saving lives nothing is that important no period turning a hobby into a business no that's out oh stop turning your hobby into to businesses just enjoy your fucking hobby yeah you don't need to hate hobbies your your fucked up capitalism brain does not need to turn your hobby into a business that's so real okay just just have fun just enjoy your hobby i know every time people are like oh you should sell what you crochet on etsy it's like i'm gonna start hating crocheting if i start doing that

exactly period um over consumption so out it's embarrassing you don't need to do a fucking target hall anymore oh my god where you're done buying things on she and you're done buying things on amazon yeah just like look at the shit that you have go to goodwill goodwill has so much stuff so much stuff that you need yeah you don't need to buy a new thing just go to goodwill yeah like and so many people just bring things to goodwill because they're like fuck i'm moving and i don't know what to do with this there's a lot of really great shit there i love goodwill i love some of the shit that i've donated to goodwill i have so many good finds from goodwill yeah um intrusive memories of every cringe thing i've ever done that's out okay i'm i'm living the cringe i'm

proud of my cringe absolutely taylor swift has been like spearheading that movement for years now i am cringe but i am free yeah um men they're out i wrote maybe they'll have a comeback in a few centuries but right now patriarchy is raggedy and it makes me feel bad for the men that i like but like i think that they can agree like collectively the way that men are behaving is just like it's getting a little embarrassing absolutely i think that it's it's a desperate cry to hang on to like the power of patriarchy so you have like the men who are like no we need to go back to like how things used to me it's like but you were men were miserable then too yeah absolutely you're miserable now you're miserable then so what do you want you know it's just it's

not working and i think that like uh i think most people are in agreement with that yeah i mean how the world is set up right now at least how america is set up right now is not sustainable no and a lot of it is set up to serve men yeah well and just watching the republican party it's like a real oroboro situation it's just a snake eating its tail i'm i'm i feel like for me personally i'm like we didn't even need to get involved they're just they're doing it themselves i think we should just continue to let them do that yeah all right let's let the kids sort out their their bullshit i fucking love that i'm so excited to watch the elon donald trump fall out oh it's already starting to happen it's gonna be so good um have you noticed that that jd jd vance is

already kind of laying the groundwork as to why he will not be at the inauguration he's gonna be at a football game which football game like something important or like his son's football game this is the most important day of his career and he's not going to be a good football game i i don't know crazy i and i think it's because he's pissed off a lot of the republican party already but i don't know also isn't it dangerous to have the vice president and the president in the same place at the same time which is why the vp doesn't fly on air force one that's a fun fact tell that at your next party i mean i have watched veep um is that do they talk about that in veep uh well the veep has a different plane oh heard heard heard so yeah heard well that that oh i

also put lip filler lip fillers out oh yeah um i think if it's like a little bit of natural lip filler and your lips are real thin that's okay yeah you know but when it starts to look kind of ridiculous yeah when you're you know how like too much lip filler like gives people those like oh yeah almost like a ridge yeah you get like a ridge and then you get like excess like lines well and those lines are also what ages makes people look older than they are yeah so i don't know i just i think if you have a little bit of filler from what we know about filler it doesn't like completely go away yeah just migrates yeah yeah so if it hasn't migrated and like you still got some nice lips you don't need to get more filler you're beautiful as you are yeah just

just leave them which goes back to your end of being a little yeah be a little ugly i want to see that i want to see some normal people i think people i mean i feel like i sound like an incel when i say this but like i feel like people that like just embrace how they look naturally are so beautiful yeah there's something hot about people who are just like feel good about the way they yeah that's so sexy that's so in so that concludes my ins and outs that was good for 2025 thank you for providing such a girthy list you're welcome you're welcome and i hope that we're all on board with these ins and outs i'm on board with them oh i also wrote um margaret zuckerberg's new look is the worst thing that's ever happened to jock harlow that's it's so true i mean i hadn't thought

about it but it's now that you've said it i get it jack harlow's also kind of out i don't know where he's been i mean hopefully changing the way he looks guys are we sure that mark zuckerberg didn't just have have we ever seen mark zuckerberg and jack harlow in the same place i haven't anyway well should we shall we we shall and it's taco time for me it's i mean it's severance time for me i'm so fucking high in chess this is like you got a packed evening baby i have such a long day tomorrow i might have a meeting at 8 a.m an hour-long meeting at 8 a.m for who for who spain for spain i mean that sounds kind of cool españa but you know going back to one of my outs don't take your job too seriously oh girl i just i don't i don't know have you ever

i feel like you have always had kind of like a good mindset of like you do your job well thank you but it's also like not that serious it's really not and i don't know why we're all running to get shit done when nobody looks at what we do anyway well and the more i think about it too i'm like okay let's think of like your whole time on earth like is your time here mr liz and i were recently having a conversation about god and like believing in god and like how how we feel now what we believe now and things like that and then um he was like asking me what i believe and it's kind of nuanced and complex it's just kind of like the long story short what i believe is like i don't think that we know everything yeah because we only know what we're

able to like kind of visibly like see what we can experience now yeah there are so many things that exists that we like don't see your experience so our understanding of the world is just what we've evolved to understand totally um so i think that like death is a little bit more complicated than our understanding of it um and then he was like well why do you believe that and i was like well i guess the opposite is just believing that there's nothing and i think that's scary for people to accept it's scary for me to accept but which is you know why religion and organized religion is a thing but let's say like that is what happens now you have committed yourself to kind of like not living your life the way that you want to live it because you're like okay well

when i die i'll go to heaven and yeah and that's that's fine right so then you've like spent the time that the little precious time that you've been given here like slaving away at a job and being miserable fuck that fuck that and i also think that it's it's enabled people to behave badly and treat other people badly because if this is the only time that you're given we would be so much more giving and understanding and take so much better care of each other if we didn't expect like some higher power to be making these decisions for a reason yeah we would we would feel the need to take better care of each other we would have a lot we would have so many smarter and more talented and caring people in charge of institutions yeah it who's to say capitalism

would even fucking exist if that were how we all operated and what we believed so damn damn all that to say you just you just fuck your job you were spitting corporations yeah class solidarity yes ceos are out period period mega corporations are out yes sing sing it sing it patriarchy's out it is it's out patriarchy's out patriarchy's out the way things are headed i just i uh i don't know i think that um we won't see the end of it within our lifetime but i think it will end within the next couple of centuries for sure we're in late stage capitalism and i don't think capitalism is going to end within our lifetime but i think that it is in for a very um aggressive and rude awakening yeah totally the reaganomics of it all i mean 2025 feels like it's off to such

a fucking crazy start who knows anyways thanks for coming to my ted talk that was beautiful 2025 the first of many oh my god we're here it's gonna be an interesting ride also in is my raspy voice i really like it i wish it would stay forever yeah it's good yeah it's cute it's fun yeah sassy you kind of like feel like you have a vibe of like a raspy voiced bitch like maybe i'll pick up a smoking habit just so i can have a raspy voice hell yeah or just like scream into your pillow every night until like you fuck up a vocal cord that feels healthier i do like being able to sing so maybe that's not i'm hoping it can be like a miley cyrus situation where my singing only improves yeah oh my god i love a raspy voice wow yeah yeah yeah yeah all right would you like

to sing us out on that note we love you our children i feel like i can go a little lower with the rest oh for sure oh she's never gone that low it's so beautiful she's never gone that low i feel inspired You're welcome.