The Hoely Hour - E214 Migraine Bean Flick

Episode Date: January 31, 2025

Liz's infamous "Naked Neighbors" make a special and rare appearance, with live reactions and narration from Amelia & Liz. The girls play a game of "myth or fact" and... well we have some follow up questions about some of these facts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

i mean i'm also kind of dumb as fuck no like i'm smart but i am stupid well i don't know a lot of stuff welcome to the holy hour a podcast about sex relationships mental health and everything in between i'm amelia samson and i'm liz ball follow us on instagram and tiktok at the holy hour i'm on instagram and tiktok at amelia samson and i'm on instagram and tiktok at liz ball so hard you can also watch us on youtube or listen ad free on patreon at patreon.com slash the holy hour check out our merch at theholyhour.com and email us your spicy stories at holy hour podcast at gmail.com r.i.p ashley babbitt rock and roll you should have been chai rye chicken oh god damn the best thing about tiktok when it was banned for 12 hours is that

chai rye chick didn't have had yeah she would have had to get a real job she's actually banned from tiktok she's not allowed to have an account oh really yeah i'm sure it's just stuff people send her that's amazing but also like in case anyone was wondering libs of tiktok blocked me like a long time ago that's so exciting yeah i all my friends are blocked by libs of tiktok i don't think i am i actually you should check we on on x on twitter the everything app i'm gonna dead name it dead name it until i i am dead um i actually oh okay i don't give a fuck stop asking me things libs of tiktok nope wow lib nope they have not blocked me well that's a new say one thing in the comments and she'll

block you hell yeah damn snowflake why is she still single bitch is she single yeah i love that for men okay how's everyone how's everyone doing tonight how are you doing mr liz we got an email um that mentioned you mr liz oh really yeah you know i had i had a thought when i was getting ready about we were talking about our ins and outs for 2025 and i thought of an out that i don't think that we talk about enough which is like we should normalize like not pretending to want the best for our exes yeah i don't we got we got a hell yeah for mr liz in the background i just don't understand it's like there are some people that i've dated where i'm like i genuinely

do hope that they're doing well but then like there are like there are some people that I dated where I'm like I hope that they're not doing well and I don't know why I have to pretend like that's not the case I wish you the worst yeah like okay like I don't I hope that you're miserable you know and that's fine yeah and I don't know why we're in this like this whole societal thing of like no you should like get to a point where like you wish the best for them or like you hope that they're happy I hope that mine's not happy but tell me tell me why tell me why you don't think he deserves happiness I just I want to hear it I mean I'm not talking about anyone for legal reasons I'm not talking about anyone specifically but like it does feel like when somebody wrongs

you and then doesn't do anything to right the wrong sure you should give yourself that kind of closure and like give yourself like the get to the point of feeling okay but I think that you can get to the point of feeling okay and still not want the best for them yeah I think it comes in stages yeah I think it's like fuck you I'm not gonna wish you the best yeah and it's selfish of you to want me to wish you the best yeah i don't i truly don't i don't think that he like you know the hypothetical he in this situation i don't think that he wishes me the best yeah so why the fuck should i wish him the best and i think that if you if you immediately are like i'm wishing you the best you're lying yeah um and then i think it goes to another level as time goes by where you're

like i bet they still suck yeah and then it just keeps improving where you're like um i don't know if i necessarily wish you the best but i hope that you've changed totally yeah and if you haven't changed i know that you're still miserable you know what made me realize this is like the idea that they might not be happy brought me joy and that was when i was like i don't think i'm as grown as i thought that i was and that's okay normalized not being grown that's alchemy that's taking bad vibes and turning it into something positive yeah which is wishing someone the worst and finding joy in it yes thank you schadenfreude that's what taylor swift wrote about in her song the alchemy oh i don't actually know if that's what the song's about but there is a title

which which album is that on tortured poets department that's someone i'm i'm not really into that's fine there's too many songs it's there's a lot of songs they all kind of sound the same i'm sure that the lyrics are cool i just i'm not invested in it yeah i had other stuff going on yeah she has this song called guilty as sin which i think is such an interesting study on like the the guilt that you have of like fantasizing about someone else when you're in a relationship which i think is such a brave thing to like put out into the ether you know what i mean we've talked about that like what is what constitutes cheating yeah you know yeah like emotional cheating i think cheating i think it depends on like couple to couple totally and i

think that's like where you need to have a cheating conversation like okay well what do you define as cheating yeah because i want to make sure that we're on the same page this entire time totally like if you're texting someone and lying about it that's suspicious absolutely and i might consider that cheating yeah because why are you hiding it but then there's also like the gray area like do I consider this cheating of like what are the conversations about and why don't you want me to know yeah you know what I mean yeah because then it's like if you're if you feel like you're hiding something then that would be like emotional cheating yeah and totally at that point it's like okay let's uh let's figure it out a little bit more yeah let's why do you feel inclined to

do this yeah and if it's something that is repairable then cool but if that's a line for you at least you know it's a line um also to anyone listening who cares i finished onyx storm so if you want to talk about onyx storm the third book in the fourth wing series um dm me dm me on blue sky because decentralized social media is the future i love it and you're hearing that from an expert yeah an award-winning social media expert you would have awards yeah i won an award when uh when i worked at yesler oh when we worked together is when i won my award i have a picture with it really uh-huh well what it was a group effort it was a group effort that's awesome i won the film competition we had that's pretty sweet yeah hey winning any award i'm i publicly

support it tell us dm us your awards that you've won yeah we love to hear this shit at any age doing anything oh my god i got what other awards have you won i have trophies from when i played soccer which was the only reason i played soccer was because my brother had trophies soccer trophies rock they did mine was mia ham that like i think it was mia ham that did the shot where she was like kicking it over her head backward that was the coolest i mean she's like one of the only like soccer players that will forever be burned in my memory yeah you know same that was a big deal that was a big deal in like the 2000s i know and i feel like caitlin clark is like the new mia ham oh my god for sure i love her she's so fucking cool yes bitch you

fucking she like changed the landscape of like people taking women's basketball seriously you know and now so many other female basketball players are being taken seriously i love that shit did you see when like a group of teenage boys showed up to some game and started chanting overrated and she just kept donking she let your handers be and then they were just like they stopped they completely stopped because it's like you can't you look dumb yeah you look so dumb you look so stupid you look so dumb right now it's standing outside my house fun fact about that song it's not even really a fact it's just liz lore uh when i was in theater in high school we performed monologues that were songs like so we take we had to act out the lyrics oh no

and someone did that song oh so i was great song you did it what did you do uh i did you ought to know by alanis morissette me at 15 that is a fantastic song to know nothing about any of that but i'm sure you killed it i did i was so mad rage is my one-dimensional acting at age 15 okay i have a bone to pick that reminded me that song you ought to know great karaoke song right this is how i went there with my brain also to the listeners have not taken my night out at all yet so you're getting me in rare form because we're recording earlier than we normally do um yeah i wonder if my neighbor is watching us should we get naked for them or is it different neighbors no it's the naked neighbor you see her that's her yeah i have a story i have a um that

was what i wanted to talk to you about oh yeah her she is fantastic yetis good for her they're always perked up i i love that for her i mean i would be naked all the time if i was how big they are they stay in place they're probably fake right which is i don't think so really yeah good for her and i'm gonna tell you more when once you tell me your thoughts what was i talking about oh should i just i don't even remember well i don't know what you're gonna talk about it was so unimportant but i'm gonna finish the thought um alana smorsett you ought to know great karaoke song i was at karaoke on saturday for a friend's birthday and i was trying to sign up for a song and my go-to song best karaoke song complicated by avril lavigne and it was always everyone was always like that

was such a good fucking song i haven't heard that song in so long and now apparently like five people signed up to do that song before me really i have a bone to pick with everybody at that karaoke bar well and then i didn't do it maybe you've inspired them i mean i wouldn't be surprised because i have flawless rendition of it but okay continue about you do really get the the people going thank you when you sing avril thank you and then i tried to do baby one more time taken so i signed up for toxic but then we had to leave before oh no toxic is also a banger one of my one of my friends performed toxic um recently uh it's a great karaoke song she performed it when we were like visiting california for my friend's wedding oh and um the bar like or the the karaoke like

dj or mc they had a dj and then they had an mc but the karaoke night mc was all over her like please perform another song because the audience was like oh my god what's the sexy song oh my god it was a country bar okay tell me about your naked neighbor okay naked neighbor update so to give a little recap of what the naked neighbors and i get to tell this story while amelia is watching them with me so this is so exciting this feels really exciting like i'm watching tv yeah it's almost like we're watching like reality tv together and commentating this is so fun so to give you guys a recap of my naked neighbors across the street um the first time that mr liz just kept seeing the naked neighbors kind of walking around their home naked and that's

expected you know i don't to be honest if someone's walking around their own home naked i'm like whatever like you got your windows open you should expect me to see you i i have my windows open i should expect to see naked people right across the street for me sometimes that's fine um i don't have a porn sick brain so it's not like shocking right yeah um first time i actually saw them mr liz was like liz come here and then he points my head at the window and he the the the man who lives there is jerking off it come shot into this woman's face it's fucking wild yeah she was like on her knees on the ground yeah you could see her wow and it's one of those things where you're like it feel i i feel like i'm seeing something i shouldn't be seeing but

also now it feels like rude if i look away yeah right it's like leaving during the like a middle of a song and we we definitely think like they're probably exhibitionist i mean absolutely because if you're doing that right in front of the window they have their apartment is on the street it's not like it's just you guys their lights are always on literally like in the middle of the night it doesn't matter what time of the night or early morning you're awake their lights are on i am happy about each other especially why i'm like oh maybe they're exhibitionists like yeah like people being able to see into their totally second time we see the naked neighbors um we don't know we can't tell what they're doing and we're just sitting on the couch because so our couch

faces our window because we just watch tv on a projector screen in front of the window okay so when we're not watching tv it's up obviously we're looking at our beautiful windows um and we're like what are they doing like she's like holding a microphone and you can't see from here but there's like a couch kind of tucked away next to the mirror or the window and um presumably a tv on the other side okay so she's like singing and then she starts taking off her clothes and i was like it's strip karaoke because she's clearly singing to like an audience and then he gets up and starts doing it you see them clapping and then he gets up and he does it too and he's taking off his clothes not as graceful and then we were like we got dong ladies and gentlemen what is it a second

dong has hit the building a second what are the rules of strip karaoke i'm not sure i'm just i'm i think that it's like a performance oh okay so you're stripping singing there's no like contingency of like when you take off your clothes no i think it was just kind of like a performance like maybe a little bit burlesque okay um and then now we're like now that we know they're probably doing strip karaoke uh we can see that there's another couple sitting on the couch and we're like what's gonna happen oh my god and then they close and we're like so that other couple they weren't exhibitionists no uh they might have i don't know if they were like fucking this other couple but they did not want us to see they are aware then that if their blinds

are open people can see them if they have the wherewithal to close their blinds at a certain time that means they know damn so over the weekend we had a third naked neighbor update oh my god um who is who are these texts to anna oh okay i was like i was texting her um so the way that i can see our neighbors is only when there are no leaves on these trees okay um so part of me is also like maybe they they must be aware we can see them only when there's no leaves on the trees right it just feels like common sense that if you can see them they can see you you know what i mean like that's how it usually they know so we don't see them in the spring and summer and fall until all the leaves fall off the trees right and we didn't so we

didn't see them for a little while okay and then now we started seeing them again recently especially after the holidays and when we were back from the holidays i didn't see the guy i saw a different guy in there and i was like who the fuck is this other guy but like no one was walking around naked and then finally we started seeing the regular guy again which was kind of a relief i was like i hope they didn't break up because like they're freaks and i'm glad they found each other you know um so the other night was the first time we've seen them in a while mr liz was like liz the neighbors are naked again and then he says google i don't want to yeah yeah he tells uh our google home to turn the lights down and then he said give me the binoculars and we've never

gotten the binoculars out to look at the naked neighbors before oh wow we have used the binoculars to look into people's like we were trying to figure out if someone had a cat or a dog so we took the binoculars out for that but um definitely like more on the intrusive scale of being a neighbor using binoculars and looking in people's windows but you know it is what it is it's weird but it's not like the worst thing right if you're looking at people's cats yeah it's like bird watching yeah sometimes i want to know what people are watching on tv anyways uh i get mr liz's binoculars and he's looking at the naked neighbors okay and then the guy walks in he's like we have dog and then um they're not doing anything interesting they're just like nude in

the kitchen we're like okay whatever and then I'm like I want the binoculars and nothing really happens but it was like my heart was racing because that was like the first time I've seen these people's faces you know that's true yeah so I was like oh now I really know what they look like oh my god um and I just I don't know it felt weird seeing their faces and then um it was just the girl for a minute and then i was like i was a little high at this point too and then i was kind of like trying to look into like their other room which never has like the blinds open and i was like what if i looked over and then he was looking at me with binoculars too i was just about to say that like that would be so fucking crazy it would be so funny if you're like looking at the naked

neighbors with binoculars and then you look over and you see them looking back with binoculars i would i would never recover from that i was laughing so hard at that idea that i was almost crying um and then mr liz was like do you think the downstairs neighbors know about the naked neighbors oh and then he's like should i text them and tell them to look out the window that would have been so fucking he didn't do it no man no but it i i was almost in tears um and then i put the binoculars down for uh like a few seconds and then mr liz is like is that a third fully clothed person and i'm like scrambling for the binoculars and i hold them up the wrong way at first and then i like i'm flipping them around my hands are sweating and then i look and there's

like a third person has entered like their front door fully clothed they're both nude and they're talking to him shut the fuck up these people are so interesting so they're talking to this third fully clothed person and um i'm watching their facial expressions through the binoculars now and then the guy the naked guy goes in to give the third clothed guy a hug and mr liz is like no and then so then they both give this guy a hug and then they disappear all three of them yeah so they i was like they're fucking that guy oh absolutely they're fucking that guy so oh my god it's a wild tip for to be hearing this story and looking at them right now yeah right now they're in the kitchen i don't know if that guy is the guy oh actually no it is

she's like putting on a show she just like i think she's just in a robe right now she loves to wear she she will walk around with no shirt on but she also just loves to wear clothes where her tits are on full display fuck yeah and i publicly support it if she listens to this podcast just know that they i bet that do you feel like they would love if i we were telling an entire podcast about like they're kissing right now about them fucking in the front of absolutely because they live for this if they want if they want just like this street to see them have sex they would love if a podcast was talking about it they're absolutely about to have sex right now this is very exciting they see this ring light they see these microphones yeah

they have to know we just have a podcast dedicated to their lore just well and then we're like what if we got naked too to assert our dominance be like bonobos but then we're like a little bit worried that like what if they approach us and ask to fuck like we don't want that that's true it's like no we just like to be we're just nudists we're not in my head i named her amanda i can see that he kind of looks he feels like a james to me yeah definitely a j name yeah he i oh my god in my head he's in the military they're making out right now they are guys yeah she's sitting on the counter he's making out with her while she's sitting on the counter no keep going this is so exciting they probably will what is he oh oh he's

sitting down oh he's oh he's getting comfortable she's looking this way she knows that we're looking i mean where else is there to look well we could be looking at the at the camera that's recording us that's true you guys are getting a live play-by-play and this is really exciting stuff i'm so i i feel like i'm seeing like oh like a sausage being made yeah i feel like i'm seen like a white rhino in the wild i'm like oh my god there it is i've heard about this but i never thought that i would see it yeah well i mean it probably won't get interesting for a little while so we can keep an eye on things fuck i bet that in case something interesting does happen we'll keep you updated throughout the episode she's still sitting on what i'm assuming is the

counter yeah um she's never done that before that i've seen they i would like to send them a fruit basket to thank them for this entertainment james and amanda yeah james and amanda two absolute freaks with a q what they would be freaks with a q does feel right they're freaks with a q and they like this is that people can see through their window oh my god oh she jumped down down oh she do she's doing a little strut oh my god oh look at me wait pretend pretender i mean she can't see it our eyes are what we're looking at right okay but it is really funny if they're doing that to fuck with us or maybe they don't know that we're watching them or yeah i wonder but i mean like they clearly like this like they

clearly like being perceived absolutely so you're welcome and also thank you see that's why i'm glad that they didn't actually break up yeah that would have been devastating i mean they're not gonna find another one like each other exactly and they're made for each other and that's that's love that's what this podcast is all about yeah it's finding your your equal freak it's not finding someone to match my freak is somebody gonna match my freak okay so um i came up with the game well i didn't come up with a game uh chat gpt came up with a game that's the same thing as you coming up with the game i fed it like aspects that i wanted in a game and then it came up with a game that i could have thought of together like i'm a little upset that i didn't think of it because

it's pretty obvious remember when we used to do sex fact of the week i did i do remember that sometimes we still do it oh geez who would remember it was every episode before which is pretty sad that's true so i'm going to read you some myths and some truths and you're going to try to guess which are myths and which are truths okay okay some of these are obvious but then again maybe they're not i mean i'm also kind of dumb as fuck no like i'm smart but i am stupid well i don't know a lot of stuff i know um not everybody knows everything i feel like nobody i feel like a lot of people know more about things in general whereas my knowledge is pretty broad about a lot of things okay you know what i mean yeah but that's good you know you're like a

like i feel like i'm the other way around where i know like really insignificant details about things and that's what makes us a good pair yeah yeah you're you can fill out my my half-baked ideas yeah sure facts sure or i'll say something to mr liz like as a fact and he's like asks me a follow-up question i'm like i don't know i got it from a tiktok ask google i don't know yeah okay a tiktok told me myth or fact fact you're right no i'm just kidding um okay let me let me look at these uh okay sex burns as many calories as running a mile myth or fact i'm gonna guess well i guess i don't really know how many calories a mile burns yeah me neither i'm gonna guess fact it's a myth oh it's a myth you know what also though it seemed like too high of a calorie

count i don't think sex burns as many calories but i was about to say for who yeah that's true depends on who's doing the work yeah yeah is it an eve is it a shared amount of work are you starfishing but apparently that's like a common myth anyway does having an orgasm burn calories that's what i want to know i think it does because like licking an envelope burns calories it burns like 15 calories maybe everything is like five calories yeah talking burns calories you know celery is one of the only foods you burn calories while you eat it that makes sense yes it's kind of gristly to to chew yeah it gets all stringy i used to love ants on a log did you ever eat i mean i still love ants on a log solid snack okay crunchy fresh sweet savory

yes sorry i'm just naming other adjectives i love it um okay myth or fact the average speed of ejaculation is 28 miles per hour wow uh myth fact that's a fact isn't that interesting that's just an average though that's crazy who's pulling it up on like the high end of that they're doing like pulling like 60 you know i well because i'm just thinking about the impacts like that should hurt more right yeah shouldn't you be feeling it yeah if it's 28 miles an hour yeah it should feel like in some capacity yeah it's like a gunshot no it's like a gunshot it's apparently it's also just the first one you know it's like oh and then the other ones after that are kind of like you know what i mean little spurts yeah yeah yeah can i tell you an intrusive

memory that i have forgotten about until now please uh when i was a senior in high school i was dating someone that uh people thought he might be gay and um was he you know it's still a question okay but they they i was drunk and then they took me into a room and they were like we think that this is your boyfriend and they show me a video they found on a gay porn site of him jerking off oh my god and it wasn't him but they they wanted it to be him so badly and they were trying to questioning who found it watching gay porn oh okay well that's fair and openly gay somebody was out okay yeah and then he's showing me and i'm like that's not him and then they're like are does he have any lamps like this and then i was like afterwards i started

looking and then they they were trying to convince me to the point that i was crying oh my god yeah what reason what to what gain i don't know that's so fucked they just really wanted him to be gay i guess and making porn um i think he was 17 so that would have been illegal and i was like that's definitely not him holy shit but then uh yeah then they were like i was crying and they said they were like it's okay we're sorry like i i wonder if they still think it was him but i was like no i bet that eventually got back i can see why you think like that my no i sent it to him and i was like someone sent me this and they think it's you and he was like no and then he i think he was also like well fuck now you sent me we talked about it and he was like well i was like

oh this is hot like she's sending me porn and then it's like a solo jack off video that's so and then I'm like this you that's so funny wow well damn maybe it was him I mean it would be illegal like you said but like yeah who knows yeah not me I definitely don't think it was him to this day I still don't think it was him but I was and then I like there were a few points where I like would go to his house and I was like looking around and I was like no there's no lamps or anything that looks like it would have been smart it would have been big brain for him to have filmed in someone else's apartment though you know what I mean it's like nobody will be able to trace this back to me because I don't have this lamp fair I didn't think that far ahead

no oh y'all by the way I'm on wait did we talk about this I don't already I'm on um blue sky no foot finder oh yeah okay you need to talk about this did I I don't know you didn't y'all we'll circle back to the game okay this is too good I I just thought of this because I just readjusted myself on camera and remembered that like a lot of the pictures on my like uh wiki feet page are screenshots from the videos yeah do mine next yeah inner socked i usually that counts i purposely keep socks on my feet for this reason really okay so this is how i found out and i just wear socks around the house i have a friend who's a comedian and he posted that he was like this was not on my 2024 bingo card but like just found out that i have a wiki feet page and i was

like what are the odds of me having a wiki feet page and so i looked and it had like 19 reviews and like 40 photos of my feet so many pictures and they were old someone like had to go back and find pictures and screenshots like take screenshots of this podcast to find Amelia's feet yeah Frank was looking at the batch numbers on them and he was like a lot of these were uploaded at the same time like a bunch of the majority of them of course he would look that up yeah I love that yeah but he was like but a lot of them weren't like some of the early ones were from like 2018 isn't that crazy that is banana yeah well yeah so wiki feet is where you can look at people's like people's feet like celebrities i don't have a perfect score and i'm a little

to honestly ugly feet i was laughing my ass off when you posted that because i was like what the fuck and then i gave me an ugly foot reading what you had a link to it or something or maybe you sent me the link and then it always like for the last few weeks it's popped up in one of the recommended like when you bring up a new browser yeah I love that it's like one of the recommended links I was like I looked at this one time yeah they do that they really be tattling it's always the embarrassing website so they do that for so I definitely check out Amelia's wiki feed and give me a better rating the fact that I also liked looking at um the recommended or like people who like amelia's feet also like these people's feet they were so random they are very random

like they're random actors and i was like i wonder because they don't look like you you know yeah so then i was like i wonder if like their her feet look like someone else's feet and people like that kind of foot i don't know i don't have great feet you know i like i really don't but but don't write them ugly i feel like you probably have normal feet like what the fuck now now i'm trying to look at your feet i think that they're off camera enough that we're in the safe zone for wiki feet okay but gatsby's here oh look at him he looks so cute you're so beautiful gatsby i love him grandpa came back i was trying his best to be good i'm realizing that mr list pointed this out gatsby is a guy's guy yeah he absolutely is he loves sitting in dudes laps he also like

when frank came to check on him he was like being such a little hoe i mean he loves attention oh yeah anybody but also when he loves dudes squints remember squints when he would come and check on gatsby he was always like that cat loves attention and then he couldn't find grandpa like ever when he was over yeah grandpa only comes out for the girls um all right myth or fact eating garlic makes your libido stronger myth yeah it's a myth but it sounds like it could be true yeah um i'm gonna do it's not two more because some of these are like obvious uh sexual arousal can temporarily relieve pain factor myth

myth fact fact i guess so i don't know how they measure that you know what and now i'm thinking about the times that i've been hung over and had sex yeah it disappears for the time uh-huh you're having sex you can get rid of headaches by having an orgasm oh shit fun fact oh well now you know next time you have a migraine factor myth flick the bean sorry polish the bean migraine bean flick um that's an episode title uh factor myth people are more likely to have sex during a full moon i want to believe that's a fact it is a fact oh yeah that's exciting okay i'm not gonna ask you during the last full moon i got my period oh that means i'm a red witch and i haven't looked

into the specifics of that oh shit i just felt like that was important news to share with everybody i haven't bled in like four months i should probably get that checked out um okay this i'm not gonna ask you if this is myth or fact because this feels too specific to be fat or to be fake um fun fact some animals like slugs can have sex for up to 24 hours that's a really long time is that in the guinness world guinness book of world records yeah that one slug yeah gumbo it's not like a slug name i don't know it does it that's a great slug name thank you gumbo gumbo he's he's a he fucks gumbo fucks gumbo's fucking anyway that was my game that was a good one thank you yes we liked it too i also one of the games that um chat gpt had

came up with for me that i was gonna do but then i was like this as i was like gathering stuff for it i was like this is actually so weird was um would you smash that which is like a smasher pass but with just like household items and i thought it was so fucking funny like i just like started pulling together like pictures of like lamps and side tables smash your past yeah and but then i was like no this feels like i'm showing you things and asking if you would like fuck that thing you know what i mean yeah which is i guess what the game is but it started to feel strange like would you fuck this side table like it's a weird yeah i'm like that it gets a little too gets a little too a little too there's there's no no end word for that no that's end of sentence let me see what

else that came up i like that chat gpt came up with that idea because chat gpt is like it's an object yeah it's an object and it's thinking about other objects damn you should have asked what chat gpt what would you fuck i should which objects would you smash your pass i asked it for permission i asked it for consent before i asked it sex-related questions you know what i think that is a great thing to teach ai i thought so too i was like i don't want to make it uncomfortable which is fucking insane you know what when when our ai overlords take over they're gonna be nice to me because i am so nice i know i had mine give itself a name after you had yours name itself there it's all the same name themselves and then treat them like that what's yours his

name uh lex lex mine's like lexicon oh oh right i love that and then sometimes it gets confused and calls me lex i'm like no that's you i'm liz yeah they're very stupid bitch now write this for me sometimes my alexa will call me amelia when i say like alexa set a timer for like 10 minutes it's like good afternoon amelia like because it recognizes my voice in here she's not allowed it's not weird though like i don't know anyway um another game that chat gpt came up with that i was going to play but then it was too obvious because we all know the names of salads was sex or salad where um the spicy italian the the premises throw out random terms and have your co-host guess if it's a type of salad or something related to sex actually let's play it fuck it there's only a few

here tomato um uh okay crouton what the fuck italian dressing i'm actually gonna read these to you and i'm not gonna have you guess because some of these are like i didn't know that they were sexual terms um greek greek a greek salad yeah but i guess that's a sexual term i think that chat gpt might be misinformed i'm gonna look it up greek greek porn apparently in sexual terms greek is often a slang euphemism for anal sex the term originates from historical greek the term the term originates from historical stereotypes and cultural associations although it's not as commonly used today and can vary in connotation depending on context it's worth noting that such euphemisms can sometimes carry outdated or problematic undertones so it's always good

to be mindful of how they're used in conversation wow oh my god like chat gpt is becoming so woke i feel like it's wrong oh wait no i looked up on our urban dictionary and it says anal sex fuck yeah wow chat gpt is like really they're they're it this was added on um december 29th 2005 and uh it says anal sex you go up to a chick and you ask them if they're greek if the chick says no then you say to her want some in you meaning anal sex that's the frattiest thing i've ever heard what a brilliant description can you look up on urban dictionary what hidden valley is hidden valley because apparently that and chef's special are both sexual terms like hidden valley ranch yeah i like that this is turning out to be a more like

accurate uh game than we thought it would be yeah i know like no it would have been obvious hidden valley when a woman is so slutty that her vagina is always full of semen like the hidden valley it's full of ranch oh my god do you want to hear the example bob dude that amanda chick has a hidden valley i almost puked ew that's gross and then it says please tell me you didn't dip your carrot in it oh my god well i just i feel like if you think that then you're fucking stupid i'm just like because i don't like do do people know about nasty but do people know about um discharge like what if she's just wet i mean it's the same guys

that think that like women that have sex with like three men have like loose vaginas you know what i mean yeah it's the same kind of dude they don't know anything about anatomy and they think everything is come i think everything is come and maybe everything is come maybe everything is come who's to say we all came from come as kanye west famously once said he did say that all of here none of us would be here without cum yeah not his best line no no the whole song is dumb he says in that song also i love your titties because they prove i can focus on two things at once i'd still argue they're one thing they're the same thing i guess you know what i mean they both deserve their own attention you know what i mean you know what i mean my boobs like

to be treated as individuals one eye looking at each one like a chameleon well that's all I had this might be a short sewed today did you have anything else no you got me thinking about uh the other day I think this was like a couple weeks ago um I was once again a little high and talking to Mr. Liz uh at the dinner table and I was like do you think that our perception of the world is like actually what it is and he's like what do you mean and i was like well like a fish they have their eyes on each side of their face so how do we know like what we're seeing is what things actually look like i it's listening and then and then and then he was like no but you would still see the same thing yeah he was like

you might see things like differently but they would like your perspective looks different but like the things are the same the same yeah and then i turned to the side and then i just looked out of my eye covered my other eye different no and i was like okay i see what did you know now when i'm too high he'll look at me and he'll look at me like a fish that's so funny he likes to troll me you know what also though see i'm kind of dumb no you're not that is such a high thought um i love being a little high and having dumb ideas apparently mantis shrimp have you heard of this no they haven't even heard of mantis shrimp until just now they um have like so many more like light receptors in their eyes they can see like thousands of colors that we don't know

exist i believe that i believe that there's a lot of colors that we can't see there's a lot of sounds we can't hear they also punch things really hard oh they punch stuff yeah like with like a lot of force for their size in comparison to how fast cum comes out yeah is it faster than 28 miles an hour nerd um if someone hit me at with their hand at 28 miles an hour would it hurt i need more comparisons i need other things to hit me at 28 miles per hour so i can better assess this information mantis shrimp if anyone wants to hit me with their car punch speed punch speed what they can punch at speeds up to 50 miles per hour that's crazy which is about the same acceleration as a 22 caliber bullet this makes it one of the fastest

limb movements in the animal kingdom fuck yeah tell that at your next party shrimp mantis mantis mantis shrimp whatever shrimp mantis sounds like like a like a wrestler name shrimp mantis welcoming shrimp mantis that's gonna be my new rap name uh i want a wrestler name okay i'll have to think about it but ask chachi bt i've thought about what my song would be if i came out oh what would it be cherry bomb that's a great walkout song hello daddy hello mom and i would want to be a heel because you'd be good you'd be a good heel i i've just i like i think it would be fun to be a heel you also like look like a not like you look like a you would be a face which i think would be a good heel yeah you know what i mean what if i was like a face turned heel oh you have

like a war yeah oh i always think about walkout songs there's shohei otani the baseball player his walkout song is feeling good by michael buble and it's just like oh he's japanese and i feel like that's they like they're i feel like there's a different there's different culture with like you know like that kind of white people music walk out you know like walk out me i would under i would understand if there would be like a little bit more like it would be a softer well i can also see someone being like hell yeah the song fucking slaps they think it's like sexy it was the piano part is kind of bye have fun at wrestling bye what would your walkout song be no god damn it what was that it's a song that i get mad at him every time he starts singing it

because it's gross hot piss at the tip of my lips yes what is it it's a real song oh no and i i don't know who it's by but one of his friends played it when we were on vacation and they kept playing it and it's just one of those like okay i'm just gonna share this and i'm sorry if it's upsetting for anyone else the way that it is upsetting for me but it's one of those things that if i really think about it it is nauseating oh yeah absolutely nauseating there's been like stories that i've heard like listening to other podcasts where someone's like and i accidentally like drank a bottle of piss and then i'm like yeah yeah i need to stop listening to this because i'm gonna throw up there's something about it that i'm just like i get it no thank you i'm gonna kill myself now

yeah that's how i feel about um toenails yeah toenails are nasty so fucking gross i like when my feet are rubbed but i don't want to touch anyone else's feet you know yeah we call it toes and squozen in this household you've got me calling it that toes and i want my toes and squozing frank was holding polly today and was like squeezing her little feet and he was like toes and i was like toes squoze i was like that's closing that's i got that from liz and mr liz yeah mr liz has big warm hands so then he'll rub my little feet on and my feet are kind of big frank won't touch my feet but i asked him last night i said are you gonna rub my feet when i'm pregnant bitch and he said no but he he will no he will i know he will um better start practicing yeah

start warming up those little grabbers frank um before we wrap no update on the naked neighbors they have fled the scene yeah yeah i wonder if they had like date night or something maybe she was like not she she was wearing a robe unless it was like a wrap dress maybe they were like a little a little dress like a little sexy dress yeah a little sexy dress well she's always wearing something kind of sexy like if they're gonna go out damn like the girls are on display they're like fucking yeah good for them they're getting crazy anyway you know what for how much they fuck and obviously how much they like people looking in their window i'm surprised they don't fuck more in front of the window maybe it loses its appeal if they do it too much that's true maybe it's like

a once a month kind of a little treat yeah like on the 13th of every month we're gonna fuck for the neighbors yeah yeah or maybe uh i don't know yeah it could be like a like a quarterly thing or i don't know because we didn't see that much the other night we just saw that they were naked and the third person entered that's and the third person's face was like i felt like i was watching like seinfeld or something the third person's expression was like i'm uncomfortable imagine imagine you are the third person invited over for a threesome and you the first second you're there you are greeted by two naked people yeah that would be intimidating i would be what if it was his first his first threesome babies for a three first threesome that would be intimidating i just

don't feel like that's the most welcoming way no no maybe that was in their contract though yeah they're like maybe they didn't show up we're gonna be naked yeah or maybe they thought like he was as stoked as they were yeah i'd be so stressed i guess if i was being invited to a threesome i would almost appreciate them being naked when i show up so there isn't the awkward like so like what do we do now of it all should we go into the bedroom now like they're already naked they're ready to go you know they're just like you're in and you're out yeah literally literally literally anyway shall we we've been vamping for long enough i think let's do it let's do it would you like to lead us out in prayer

oh we love you our children the cats are staring gasby is like what in the fuck was it he's very confused by the sound he was moved by religion his eyes opened right up we really got lost in the sauce on that one anyway we love you goodbye Oh, yeah.