The Hoely Hour - E215 Make Republicans Mitt Romney Again

Episode Date: February 7, 2025

Amelia didn’t understand the assignment and wrote a bunch of compliments about Liz and proceeded to get dragged in response. Liz reads a ranking of what women find to be the most unattractive hobbies that men could have, and to nobody’s shock, men took it upon themselves to list the most unattractive "female hobbies” in the comments. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

i'm like i'm like god what would i do looks melted to hear more about ted cruz and less about elon musk you know yeah make republicans mitt romney again welcome to the holy hour a podcast about sex relationships mental health and everything in between i'm amelia samson and i'm liz ball follow us on instagram and tiktok at the holy hour i'm on instagram and tiktok at amelia samson and i'm on instagram and tiktok at liz ball so hard you can also watch us on youtube or listen ad free on patreon at patreon.com slash the holy hour check out our merch at theholyhour.com and email us your spicy stories at holy hour podcast at gmail.com oh my god did have you heard of this company called trashy have you heard of this

it's such a good concept for those that don't know trashy it's not even it's such a fucking boring topic i can't believe i'm talking about no i think it's i think it's important to talk about so trashy um is kind of one of the only like reliable clothing recyclers um I read about them on reddit because I was like how can I like what's the most like what's the best way for me to get rid of old clothing that cannot not be donated you know things that have holes like whatever um and then I looked on reddit and someone was like I actually did a lot of research into trashy and here's all of the ways that they um recycle clothing and it doesn't just like go to a dump I love that yeah that makes me feel so much because like I have so much shit that

like was expensive but now has holes in it that I don't want to get rid of because it was expensive and I don't want to donate because it has holes in it yeah so I'm just like well what do I do I can't yeah there's nothing I can do with this but I want to it still has life I just like don't have the skill set to make it give it a second life yeah can't resuscitate it don't have sheet cpr certification i don't know what i meant by that so okay um hey we still haven't said hi hello howdy amelia got me a fun drink poppy which i think fun drinks are my love language me too frank will like we'll go to the store and be like i i brought you home a cream soda a fun bevy that's nothing nothing makes me feel that loved we we call it do you call it anything

we call it a fun bevy that means it doesn't have alcohol in it if it does have alcohol in it uh it's a drinky poo a drinky poo i love that that's well i think that's what my mom calls it i feel like there's a samson that calls it a drinky poo um i've been heavily concerned i've been doing a lot of research on getting meows a cat getting me as a cat she is an old lady i feel like she doesn't want a cat see i feel like she doesn't want a kitten because that was my original thought was like maybe she'll feel maternal toward a kitten but then i was reading and it was like if she if you have a senior cat get them a cat that has the same energy level as them and she's not slow but she is lazy she's been late she's like garfield she's just vibing she's just straight

vibing yeah this is a straight chiller she really is i can't get her to play for more than i'm not even kidding maybe two seconds it's amazing that she even plays i know uh she just like yeah she likes to hang out and snuggle yeah like that's my baby girl we took a nap before i came here also like i don't want you in my business yeah i want to hang out and snuggle but you can't be chasing after me she showed polly her belly the other night that's a big deal i know i was like what do you i got it on camera too i was like what are you doing did you start crying i was just like are you showing i was trying to keep it cool because i feel like any any shift in emotion first step yeah exactly any any shift in emotion with that cat we won't see her for like a few

hours so I got I had to keep it cool but I did get it on camera um the Grammys were last night did you watch no okay Kendrick Lamar won I did see that record of the year and song of the year for not like us which is being just a hater just a generational hater this is I think this is important for haters everywhere I agree it's inspired me to be more of a hater yeah hate your worst enemy publicly um and then do a victory lap in a Canadian tuxedo he wore a Canadian tuxedo amazing to accept this award i this man is an is inspiring that is um commentary on the trade war yeah maybe it's well it's commentary on the drape oh he's canadian yeah maybe it's both i don't know i feel like kendrick is he's really big into the quadruple entendres and that's only two and that's

only a double entendre we have two more to find yeah you never know um so yeah i'm i'm feeling very inspired to be um a more uh intentional hater thanks to him i i think it's really funny like i've been enjoying hearing about how canadians are hating on america they're booing at sporting events where there's the american national anthem yeah they are removing american booze labels from their stores or marking which ones are canadian and which ones are american so they can support canadian businesses you know that it's bad when like the nicest country is pissed at you yeah yeah and well and then um someone called it like the dumbest trade war and trade war in history yeah because it's like i was reading i was reading about it someone was

like can it's on reddit for grown-ups and it's like what's the end game like what's republicans plan plan here like what's trump's plan here with like all this trade stuff and all the bullshit he's doing um and they're they're they're like i i just need someone who knows what they're talking about to explain it to me and someone said this is like this is the best read i have i took a screenshot of it it is very common for tech bros to assume that being good with technology means they are going to be good at everything and it's also common for them to believe that disruption and breaking things is good haven't you heard like we both work in tech yes for sure at least heard at some stupid meeting where they're like yeah we're disruptors yeah movers and shakers yeah

shut the fuck up yeah yeah no that's so what does that even that's so true i mean they're trying to run the country like a company and the country is just not a company yeah it's just not a business i mean honestly my theory is just that trump didn't want to go to jail sold out to elon musk who was like i'm the richest man in the world i am sick of like the american government like not giving me all the money that i want or whatever the fuck i think it has to do with money yeah and so he bought his way into politics he was like i'll i'll do some scammy shit because i mean i don't want to be too much of a tinfoil hatter and be like he has election he did election fraud yeah he i mean he did like he's basically said it i mean yeah he's all but said yeah i mean

they both have yeah i mean trump even explicitly said it yeah he did say it in a kind of tongue in cheek way but it's just the the idea the whole thing with like saying that democrats stole the election was just setting the stage for him to steal the election well they got to look into all the ways that they could steal the election and it's also when you like are like blaming a group of people and then they're like we didn't do it this is ridiculous they're those group of people that said it was ridiculous aren't allowed to say that you did the same thing because they thought it was ridiculous when you said that they did it you know what I mean so it's just like it's like big brain manipulation well yeah I was thinking about how his entire like his entire life

is just it's fraud yeah like his entire life is a fucking projection yeah that's not how his life actually is and regardless of how much he has managed to successfully convince people like in every sector he's in he's managed to convince people he is an expert in that field and then he and and inevitably ends up making himself look like an ass and everyone in that community hates him yeah so like if you think about just his entire track record of his full life like his parents fucking hate him have you read a single headline about like I'm like shut the fuck up you're making it worse for an entire country for the whole world you yeah you have been so shitty to your child that now they are like public enemy number one yes across the world

yeah and it's crazy because like like he went to twitter like he bought twitter and at this point i think most people who work in tech don't like him because we see what a fucking dumb ass he is yeah like he he's said a bunch of weird shit on twitter before yeah um he like ran his own fan account yeah he ran his own fan account i mean that was a more recent thing that was really sad it's pretty that's pretty sad it's kind of funny it is funny but it's also like damn like he was just like good job you're doing a good job someone ran their own fan account and then they bought their way into american politics like this man is so fucking unlikable oh my god like yeah he could have just bought his way into politics and left it there

well okay so he goes to twitter and everyone at twitter is like what's gonna happen and then lo and behold he guts the whole thing he makes it unprofitable it's the worst business they're just tanking yeah and everything he does makes it worse yeah he's just like completely fucked up the entire platform to the point where now i think enough people are like oh we should all move to decentralized social media yeah right i know he like single-handedly like made everybody like move like he's he highlighted issues with i mean nobody people already didn't trust zuck but like it feels like now people are like you know what fuck you and fuck all these guys yeah he it feels like he was spearheading the whole like absolutely fuck social media movement the groundwork has been

very interesting the groundwork that's been laid for how the general public is starting to view ceos they're doing it to themselves they're like if they just shut the fuck up and disappeared into the background and didn't do a bunch of weird shit yeah just like tom from myspace yeah where did he go they should take a page out of tom from my space just be rich in silence yeah and stop making it everyone else's problem seriously that sounds so peaceful to be rich in silence i would love to be rich in silence i've been on i feel annoyed hearing myself go on yet another rant about how much i hate elon musk like i've hated i hate i've been hating this man yeah i've been hating this man and to watch him just do more and more annoying shit i'm like when the fuck

will you disappear yeah i and it's inevitable the rest of the world is going to hate him totally i think no he first of all he takes a page out of trump's book and just like makes everything that he's doing wrong everyone else's fault like no you guys just don't understand on i'm the genius and you guys are all like soft pussies you know he's like one of those and b it feels like he could see his downfall happening and like was watching like the train crash in slow-mo and jumped over to politics to continue to have sway over people because if he didn't do that then he would nobody would give a fuck about him anymore he would just be like i don't even think that many people like him no but like but we have to hear about him all the time i don't even know who

he is yeah yeah like my mom is like i don't know who that is or what the fuck he does like it's embarrassing yeah so i mean like they either don't know who he is or they do know who he is and they're like what the fuck is this guy's deal yeah or they hate him like us or they're just like for some reason like elon musk bottom feeders i think that's a very small group of people absolutely like the elon musk bottom feeders are a significantly smaller group of people than the rest of the population yes totally around the world you know what's really scary about all this shit that's going on though is like how we're already seeing shit start to collapse like with the plane crash in uh dc and in the the smaller plane in pennsylvania like my parents

were just in new york and they just flew back home on saturday and they said the airport in new york was a fucking ghost town and like wow people at the the like people that worked at the airport were saying like they've just had so many cancellations because people are afraid to fly right now and it's like when you fire the head of tsa and you fire the head of the faa why would you fire the head of tsa when you've made like a fentanyl you're like number one problem right because he he's trying he's being a mover and shaker and he's like trying to he's trying to problems that he's going to solve saw quote-unquote solve yeah and it'll just like he won't be solving anything he'll be like i'm making a decision and it'll blow up in his face and he'd be like i need

to unmake this decision and then he'd be like i fixed the problem yeah i fixed joe by joe biden's problem but it's like this you can't he's got he's like starting to make motions to like gut the fbi and it's just like what these are these have been built over lots of decades like what do you think is gonna happen you're just gonna like rehire the whole fbi like this i don't know it's just it's really scary to watch it happen in real time and like why don't you just hand over literally everything to russia right i'm like i wouldn't be surprised if russia's behind all of this honestly they probably are there are theories that they like i think they're really good at like psychological warfare absolutely um they also are really big into poisoning yeah each other

yeah i was like you know when like they're like really into murdering i don't know about you and i was a kid i was like very would you ever like get like very invested in like certain things that were happening like i was like really invested in like princess diana's death for a while like when i was a kid when it first happened but there was a like an opponent of putin's that was poisoned on an airplane from sushi i think it was and like everybody was just watching this guy deteriorate in real time on tv yeah they've put a shit ton of money into researching like undetectable poison yeah it's super fucked up it's it's so scary but i was so like hyper fixated on this man's death for so long there is i will say there is something kind of sexy about that in a weird like you know

what i mean there's something that's kind of sexy about like oh they murder everyone with poison like yeah you know if it wasn't russia it's all about psychological warfare yeah i mean like yeah yeah i mean like objectively objectively not objectively something kind of sexy about that yeah in a fiction a fiction related way absolutely yeah if i read this in a book if i saw this in a movie i would be like that's pretty cool yeah totally there's so much shit that i would think so like all of john wick like fighting with like knives and swords and stuff well more so knives swords a little medieval it's too long yeah it's too long medieval and i have to say uh another dune mention i think i should try and mention dune every episode you don't have to try the rest of

the year yeah i'm just going to be talking about dune my girl loves dune well they have like body shields so guns don't work oh um in theory right so they have to stab each other um because it penetrates the shields oh it takes you know a minute but you can get you can actually harm someone yeah so there's a lot of fighting with daggers and knives and i think that shit's cool fuck yeah some west side story shit when you're a jet you're a jet all the way do they sing that in dune they should we would like to uh talk to yeah dune the makers of dune no can this one be a musical please dune the musical guys i got an idea just hear me out hit up universal or whoever the musical first you first you need to see dune and then we should write dune the musical i'm so

in like those girls that did the uh bridgerton musical and they ended up like winning a granny for it i want this to be a musical in the way that did you ever see a very potter musical it was so stupid and funny it's a bunch of college kids from i think michigan state um and one of them was on glee he's like famous now i can't remember his name he's the he played harry potter but it's like it's harry potter but not and it's really funny i love that i love passion projects i feel like well and then they did a very a very power musical too the next year it's like student written and like performed i it's hilarious good for them i couldn't find time to fucking tie my shoes in college i thought this was really funny when i was in college yeah it was

like right 20 10 so the shit that we thought was funny it might not be funny anymore yeah or it might be fair i never thought liza koshy was funny what i'm sorry i don't know if i ever thought she was funny i just love her you know like i just like her energy yeah i think i like her personality yeah um i think like her bits they were a little millennial yeah they were a little millennial have you ever seen a millennial cringe compilation i've had to unfollow pages because like their whole thing was dedicated oh yeah you told me about that it was called try not to unfollow challenge and i was like at first it was kind of like mean-spirited i was like this is kind of fucked up like some of these people are just trying to have a good time but then they

really leaned in heavy to the millennial cringe and i was like i can't do i unfollowed i lost the challenge i love i love that i'm gonna go look at that because sometimes you know it's watching millennial cringe is how i feel when i'm watching a zip popping video yes like i'm disgusted but i want to watch it yeah it tickles and i want to be like yeah yeah make it stop and give me more yeah it's amazing how how brains work how they can make you feel can i tell you about my new water bottle it just lit up as if to tell me tell liz about this i've i've seen it light up the last three times we've recorded not sponsored does it light up the same way the the other one does at the top right yes it's the same company as my other one that light up wow let me tell you why

so my original one lark this is also a lark that one was a self-cleaning uv light water bottle they donate one percent of their profits to countries that don't have access to safe drinking water which one percent is like i think a lot because the water bottles are expensive but and they sell a ton of them but this one is their pure viz 2 and it has it self-cleaning still it also has a filter in it and it tracks how much water i drink every day via an app and you know how much I love my apps and I'm a little scared the amount of data that you have made available I'm I am so I'm so how much water you drink yeah it's I want to I want to know who wants to know that who are they going to sell that data to big water big water yeah the ocean I feel

I feel like big water oh my god that ties into the future I don't know yeah there's a there's nestle theory out here yeah well lark is oh my god use lark really hope nestle doesn't buy your my data yeah water consumer data whatever i'm so fucking i am i'm like low-key serious do you want to talk about your other topics before we dive into this or are we ready for this i was just looking i think we should do this first and then i'll i'll share my other thing with you cool love it okay uh we are going to do a little bit that um i've been seeing on tiktok this is related to severance and if you don't know what severance is it's a tv show on apple tv and the premise this is not giving any spoilers the premise is um when you go it's around uh

adam scott he when you go to work for this company um you do this like memory thing where you you don't remember your life outside of work so you go up you when you go to work you just only know yourself as a worker yeah you don't know anything about what you do in your personal life yeah and vice versa and so that's why it's called severance it's like you're severed from your personal life yep and they call the people that are at work innies and they call the people their their selves outside of work outies yeah and they have wellness sessions this is also not getting anything away but it's setting the stage for what we're doing they have wellness sessions that are supposed to be like a mental health thing for the company yeah because if all your your existence is

working you like don't know anything yeah you don't know your identity outside of work so miss casey depressing as fuck who is the um the wellness coach or counselor i guess will read the innies like little things little facts about their outies we should give an example of what they say on the show your outie is like very skilled one of the ones was very skilled at kissing and making love like stuff like that and like miss casey the wellness coach again she makes sure that you don't you have to appreciate each one equally so you can't react to any one fact um and so people are doing this where they're it's cringe right i don't see any of the videos so the the one the trend on tiktok is like uh hearing about your audi and thinking like they're a loser or like

being embarrassed of your audi wellness session it's so fucking good we wrote down a few and we're gonna read them to each other i'm gonna try to read them like miss casey i feel like we butchered this explanation maybe you didn't maybe i just butchered it should i do you want do we want to try again try and explain it more succinctly yeah okay yeah and then you can choose when you're editing sure okay do you want me to do more work for you i feel like you'll be better at explaining it okay um so we're gonna we're doing this we decided to do this bit that's i guess trending on tiktok where people are hearing about their quote-unquote outies which if you don't if you haven't seen the show severance severance is about people who have their brains severed where they

don't remember their outside life when they're at work and they don't remember their inside life when they're out of work wait they don't remember they're out you said that right so okay so when you go to work you only know about your work life and self you don't know anything about your personal life like you don't know anything about your friends or your family or what you like to do outside of just work yeah um so it's almost like you are living two lives that you don't know about but you know the other exists yeah so when you go to work you don't even know what your fucking job is yeah yeah essentially right so that's the premise of the show and it's only in this like building and only the people that work for this company do this yes and there's one floor

it's the severed floor so it's just it's just this floor of people don't remember what they're doing so you don't know what they're doing at work but they call their work selves innies and their out of work selves outies and they conduct these wellness sessions with the employees where miss casey the wellness counselor will read something to the innies about their audis like your audi loves to climb trees and like each person can't react to the facts they have to appreciate each fact equally or they lose points whatever that means um and so liz texted me today and was like we should do this we should write about each other's audis and so we're gonna do that your audi is a guy's girl your audi uses only matte makeup products yeah that's very

that's very observant of you thank you yeah wait do you actually yeah oh i was trying to make these so they're cringe like if you heard them about yourself you would be like fuck that oh that's the trend like you get the ick when you hear about your Audi oh I did this totally that I should have okay so let me before we're like what the fuck bitch I actually do I was like is that wrong no yeah what do you mean I'm a guy's girl yeah I was like is that a good thing I haven't ever heard this mentioned in a positive way I was like oh are we like dragging each other no it's okay so just for context when Liz I have not seen this trend and Liz texted me and I was like oh I thought we were writing about ourselves as if we were like hearing about ourselves like facts like

I wrote down for me like makes your Audi makes her bowel movements everyone's problem you know and then I got here and I was like oh I got to think of a few more and Liz clarified no we're writing about each other's Audis and so I wrote things down you wrote like I wrote like nice things no it's supposed to be like oh if you heard it about yourself you'd be like fuck well these are kind of fuck but like they're also like positive things you know what i mean that's how i that's how i did it no i'm like you're about to get like a lot of compliments from me fuck well should you go first then no and then we end on a mean one damn i'm sorry well that's okay i didn't understand okay oh that was my bad this is like you would hate it if you heard it

okay um if i read the next one you'd be like what are you talking about uh but i feel like you don't really wear makeup no but they're all mad except for like my like i was thinking like republican makeup oh you know like the like white lips too heard heard okay continue your audi is dating a man that dm sex bots on instagram your audi asks for relationship advice on reddit oh my god oh no your audi believes jet fuel can't melt steel beams your audi runs a successful celebrity stan account oh my god what would you think it would be a cringe celebrity for me yours your audi runs a celebrity stan account for um billy ray cyrus i was trying to think of what would be like a really funny like random but cringy celebrity to put that's the one i couldn't

finish uh pink your audi has a celebrity stan account for the musical artist pink no for ellen degeneres i feel like i would for the black eyed peas oh no i would i would uh frank would have a celebrity stan account for the black probably does he might he might um okay i only have two more this is such a different vibe than mine your audi has a burner account to harass strangers in the comments that's not wrong that's true about me your audi is really into crypto oh my god i'm so glad that we clarified that after the second one because i would have been like none of this is true except for the the burner account one okay these are all compliments

about you um i'm sorry we'll have to revisit the assignment um i mean not all of them are compliments but they're not they're not not they're not not compliments okay your audi spends time fighting grown men on linkedin for defending elon musk i hate that man she literally did that i stay hating it your audi intimidates everyone before they meet her that's surprising to me it's also true um your audi doesn't fully appreciate how beautiful she is thank you yeah it's true i'll try and appreciate every fact equally it seems like you have so far your audi lives for a gossip sesh about people she doesn't know it's true your audi will drop an elbow on her friend's exes any given sunday just say when

your audi has a cat named grandpa that she co-hosts a podcast with your audi can be added seamlessly to any social setting and will make it even better oh my god oh and also i half wrote sets trends sets trends which is kind of works by itself yeah wait i set trends yeah oh for me at least that's good enough for me if i can influence my circle why stop there why stop there and that's what uh elon musk says yeah why stop there why stop there i'm gonna buy a few reasons to stop there please please stop there please stop there please please stop anywhere so i took this is kind of like a game um but i took screenshots of some comments i saw in an instagram post uh and i thought we could discuss the instagram post

is from send memes and it was suggested for me oh god uh and it was a list of least attractive hobbies for men according to women and it was a screenshot of a new segment and then the next slide had all of them listed okay um yeah this is the what the they're ranked okay um number one is playing video games number two is collecting figurines oh i'm not really sure what that means um what kind of figurines i have questions yeah like i'm not mad about that number three is magic tricks what wait this is least attractive things yeah i love a magician i hate magicians so i was all about that i was like i fucking love magicians i know don't trust a magician um online trolling is number four uh gambling is number five number six is building model trains

oh number seven is taxidermy oh yeah ew why is that so low down on the list uh someone said um do you know how hard taxidermy is and i was like no he's got a point yeah you have to gut the thing it seems complicated but it's also a matter of like why would you want to do that that's weird totally there was a video of like it was like would you ever taxidermy a pet no there was a video of the it was like the first man to ever think of taxidermying and it was i have to send it to you i don't even want to explain it it's so funny because it's like truly who's who's the first fucking weirdo that thought of that yeah it's weird like why are we why are we mounting a deer head definitely a rich person yeah they're like i love the hunt yeah it's i don't know

anyway continue um comic book collecting is the next one and then the last one is bird watching which i vehemently disagree with i think bird watching is the biggest green flag you could ever 100 me and frank are talking about starting to bird watch dude the older i get the more i'm like dude look at that fucking bird hell yeah fuck yeah you see a bird you don't see often that's sick that's something as a kid you'd be like oh boring right no not the older i get the more i'm like fuck yeah birds dude you there have you been seeing birds lately it's fucking dope i've googled so many like what bird pacific northwest bird with red stomach and white feet like i've done that google search so many fucking times because when you see a cool bird i don't see

that many birds yeah you don't see much wildlife a lot of pigeons a lot of pigeons that was about pigeons and then like a general little finch have you ever seen a baby pigeon they're fucking gross and i love baby everything they're terrifying yeah i thought baby pigeons were a myth and they just kind of like yeah are born they come out of the egg like that pigeon yeah no they don't hatch they just exist you really do only see one size of pigeon yeah yeah they're all that size the size that you're thinking and then you'll see an occasional real fat one and that's always exciting to see so exciting like good for him well anyways let me read you some of the comments before we continue talking about birds um so i thought

some of these comments were really funny and also stupid uh this one someone took it upon themselves to write least attractive female hobbies one excessive shopping spending okay two gossiping dramatic activities i want to know more about that yeah uh three overindulgence in social media i'm like i feel like that could be a shared thing you're right but he's saying it in a misogynistic way yeah yeah like uh these bitches love posting themselves yeah exactly yeah um for reality tv celebrity obsession okay like you're obsessed with like fucking like how i feel about reality tv is how i imagine straight men feel about sports exactly i was about to say it's just like you fucking loving patrick mahomes like what's the fucking difference yeah to me this is

i am i am placing bets i literally did do a fantasy league for the bachelor one year yeah and it was a blast and like i'm sure that the argument is like well that's like a high level of like athleticism and it's like you try fucking acting your ass off like meryl streep you bitch five makeup slash self-care routines i want i'm like i want you to be more explicit self-care routines this is the thing okay no no stop washing your ass i guess this is the thing that's what he might that's what he means the reason that men can have zits and not give a fuck about them but we're covering our zits up is because of like the whole societal idea that like women have to take care of how they look like they have to look a certain way and men are

your expectation y'all set that you you set that and then and then your expectation i can't remember what comedian it is it's like oh well i like people who are natural it's like oh i like people who are gifted by god and they just look yeah beautiful with no maintenance yeah and it's like okay if you don't want to do skincare like you'll look like a shoe in like three years yeah good have fun unless you're mr liz his skin is beautiful he does have beautiful skin it's so nice gorgeous skin he washes it and that's it no moisturizer nothing it's always the dudes that use like the six in one that have the perfect i mean he does have actual like skin cleanser for his face more men i should have so does so does frank more men should have

full skincare routines yeah makeup slash self-care routines dude what stupid six gambling i like that that one's the same for both well okay does candy crush count asking for a friend that friend is you um seven collecting decorative figurines which apparently is also the same why are figure is this really such a big problem figurine haters yeah i don't know i don't i've never once thought about figurines well the other one said collecting figurines and this one said collecting decorative figurines what do you mean aren't they all decorative figurines isn't that why all figurines are decorative but all not not all deck decoratives are figurines fuck that's so fucking deep dude yeah what else would you do with a figurine i don't know play with them

yeah it's not cringe if you play with them yeah fucking barbies yeah you're cool you play with barbies yeah oh okay fuck off i gotta play with my figurines yeah are they like the little like army men i don't know what x-men yeah yeah yeah you're like a little like oh my god my brother would play with the army men all day the little green ones yeah you'd set them up they were doing wars okay good love that i was like yeah and play war who cares yeah uh and then the comments under that are people like someone said self-care is unattractive i guess i'll stop washing my ass they do they they are more ladies stop brushing your teeth self-care is unattractive if they if you aren't taking care of yourself then you're easier to manipulate

damn it's fucking facts um this one says one single moms two cake three double chins four or no two is cake face sorry i was like cake oh like a lot of makeup cake it was just cake i was like what does that mean i got an ass no cake face three double chins four excessive drinking slash partying five botox duck lips i don't think you know what botox is yeah i dumb ass i mean i could go on and then someone said none of those are hobbies they're not yeah those are just things you judge about people these men are telling on themselves the men that are upset about this list are the men that are seeing themselves if you don't know how botox works fuck off i don't care what your opinion is yeah you don't even know how you've lost the right to

an opinion judging it and you don't know what it is no you don't get an opinion on anything no you've lost your all rights to that's not how that works you fucking idiot no i think i'm unreasonably annoyed about the botox duck lips i'm like that is not unreasonable that isn't what you mean dumbass no they don't know anything say what you mean i like how it was just like for the ladies um for the ladies one having 10 male friends two putting on 10 pounds of makeup three editing every picture for your whole personality resolves around revolves around by around validation sorry for your whole personality revolves around validation five low iron again none of these are hobbies that's not something i can control

what a crazy this guy had an anemic woman that broke his heart that's too specific to not be about someone these are very specific having 10 male friends what if i have 11 yeah what about 11 what about 9 yeah just 50 any number but 10 yeah fuck that bitch girl fuck that bitch that had 10 yeah this one says gotta love that domestic violence drug addiction alcoholism are on the list women would rather date a drug addiction than someone who plays games again these are not hobbies no i mean at best could you you could consider drug addiction and alcoholism a hobby but even then those are technically considered diseases addiction is considered a disease so then it made me start to wonder what is the hobby

to disease pipeline yeah hobby to addiction to disease also what if something is a habit where do we define the line between habit and hobby another philosophical question for everybody yeah where's the line between hobby and habit fuck because i would call my crocheting a habit at this point started as a hobby ended up as a habit i feel like it starts as like hobby habit addiction it's how love progresses yeah love is a disease love is a disease they all end up as diseases fuck man damn but that made me think like what would you say what would you rank as the number one least attractive hobby crypto i was gonna say the same fucking thing i was like it's gender neutral yeah specific yes it does feel like i love that you said that it's

i and i want to clarify it like having like some money in crypto is not having a crypto hobby if your hobby is crypto ew i was thinking the same people who are really into crypto are the same people who think elon musk is smart yes absolutely but i will say the people that invested in bitcoin early smartest people on the planet because they're all and that they'll be fucking rich now like that happened and then crypto bros became a thing because they were like fuck that could be me i want a yacht i want to snort cocaine off hookers i want to be the wolf of wall street that's that was my impression of boys i'm pretty sure my cousin made a good chunk of money off of crypto and he's like the opposite of that he's like the most granola ass

person ever actually i don't even know what his financial situation is but i know that he's not out here being like oh i want to fucking do coke off the strippers dude yeah he's the total opposite of that and that's the people that should make money i think yeah they're not bothering people have you seen um broad city at all no well there's like an episode where one of the characters had like invested in crypto and she was like hell yeah and she thought she was like doing something cool because it was like oh there's not they're not like using like slave labor or something i don't know what her thinking was and it was like she thought she was doing something that was like progressive and then she walked past a protest and they're protesting how many um

computers it takes and how much energy it takes to like maintain cryptocurrency yeah yeah and then she's like oh my god that's really funny that i don't know why that reminded me of this but curtis connor had a video where he was like trying to prove i watched this the the ai the bots yeah the ai youtube channels like that that like they're not profit or how profitable they could be yes and then he was trying to make his own but he was also trying to be ethical about it which was pretty funny yes he was like planting trees for every like amount of money each search on chat gpt cost i fucking love that shit like i would like to know from i want someone who maybe has fewer morals than curtis connor to try the same thing so you could actually see

totally but lo and behold it's like the beginning it's the beginning of the end of the internet yes it is the beginning of um what did i call it what's it called yep dead internet theory i loved loved this youtube channel called jcs criminal psychology have you heard of jcs stands for jim can't swim it was this it was like the first youtube page to do these like narrated interrogation videos of like nicholas cruz he they had this video that was called what pretending to be crazy looks like and it was like breaking down what people that actually like win insanity please look like versus people that are pretending to be crazy so they don't have to go to jail anyway really funny they like roast these dudes in like the most like deadpan way

it's so good and they started to get demonetized by youtube because it was like talking about like gruesome shit regardless they came back after like a year hiatus and everyone was like jim can't swim his back this is so fucking exciting oh my god and they watched it and very quickly people realized that it was using ai it was an ai voice they were the fucking best channel and it's like if if jcs is going in that direction then they deleted the video because i don't i don't think it was like fuck ai yeah well they probably didn't think that anyone would notice because they were like using an ai version of the narrator's voice and the narrator was like i signed away the rights to my voice i didn't know they were gonna like do this shit with it yeah isn't that so sad yeah

anyway so crypto um and nfts are the other thing that i think would be the most unattractive hobby i have an nft what does one have to do to you have an nft yeah unfortunately from um when i was dating the guest oh yeah at that video game company about that stuff yeah i spent 14 on it and it was cute yeah might be worth something now how much is my nft worth yeah my little dog they're gonna be like you actually owe us money it's worth negative money yeah yeah fuck honestly the irs is after me yeah forget i said anything i guess i don't know what their involvement in is in nfts i guess none isn't that the whole thing i guess i mean yeah it's not traceable that's why like criminals will like pay money on bitcoin and you know what i'm gonna say this with

my whole chest i know that i think that crypto people are dumb but i don't understand crypto so i mean i'll be self-aware no i don't know how it fucking works and i don't care let's clarify crypto people aren't dumb the people that invest in like meme coins are dumb yeah and make their whole life yep that's more what i mean losing money on like that's just an mlm it's an mlm yeah you're like hey girl bossing your way into like hawk coin exactly that's crazy i love that that's entire sentence spit on that thing where did she go she's in hiding because i haven't heard about hawk two people are like she's gonna have to talk to a judge soon i should check the sub reddit yeah the talk to a subreddit she's just been she's been gone she went on vacation with

everyone's money that she rug pulled with good for her a real elizabeth holmes yeah we'd love to see it a modern day elizabeth holmes her and logan paul just defrauding everyone i was re-watching the a couple of episodes of the english teacher and um in one of the episodes they're like name a female ceo and then one of them's like elizabeth holmes and i was like that's so fucking hilarious yeah that's perfect somebody sent me one of brian jordan alvarez take his name right somebody sent me one of his videos and i was like oh liz would love this and then i didn't send it to her love him sitting sitting is the episode of sending sitting is the episode of running around that's such like that that song is so e-bombs

world tier internet you know like that sounds like shit that i would have like loved i feel like it would have been amazing on vine it's a big it could have it could have gone so far on vine yeah oh i see so many videos i'm like this would have done fucking numbers on vine i miss it maybe i'll watch a compilation rip okay well i'm gonna go to the gym unfortunately hell yeah i don't wanna get it's really cold we're under a severe weather alert right now it was snowing earlier which is pretty crazy yeah i don't really want to do this but i'm already in my gym clothes i got this sports bra it's cute thank you my tits are popping out of it we can't breathe i don't normally pop out of things i'm part of the itty bitty titty committee

but every dog has its day you know all right um would you like to lead us out in prayer sure sick uh should i pick a genre yeah rockabilly oh i'm just gonna i'm just gonna go into it okay we love you our children bye