The Hoely Hour - E65 Pimp My P*ssy

Episode Date: December 3, 2021

MTV's newest version of Pimp My Ride! Unlock a new fear or two and discover butt fluff, a nice word for having uh... a hairy brown eye. A listener writes in to share their experience with having sex on SSRI's, and Amelia reads a listener email from someone asking how to approach losing their virginity. Ever wonder how much data semen holds? Neither did we! This Sex Fact of the Week will blow your mind! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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$15 per month equivalent. Taxes and fees extra. New customer offer for initial plan term only greater than 50 gigabytes. me slow when network is busy see terms normalize kissing your bros on the mouth yeah and make sure hug your bros say good night tuck them in make sure you facetime us yeah we would like to watch normalize facetiming us when you kiss your bros on the mouth just we just want to make sure that um you are being nice to them yeah so we're here we're just witnessing it we want to make sure that we're holding you accountable we don't benefit from it at all no i hate it really i'll watch i'll watch any two attractive people kiss same honestly and by attractive i mean people i'm

attracted to welcome to the holy hour i'm amelia samson and i'm liz ball i've been fucking nailing the intro every time i have my glasses on my depth perception is not yeah glasses always throw off my depth perception as well i threw them on because i look like such a mess today that whenever i have my glasses on it looks intentional are they prescription they're blue light oh okay from movement i don't know why i don't have a coat anymore i once did i do like blue light glasses amelia's drinking whiskey on the rocks i just needed it today i just needed it today i bought it because i have i've set up a bar in my apartment and i like needed things for it yeah so i was like this is a pretty bottle jack daniels need this i have got to buy multiple

bottles of alcohol yeah to put on the bar i think so my picture that i took when um my orthodontist office paid for all of us to get portraits done when we got our braces off that's so cute and i have the picture above the bar because i just thought it was funny but it doesn't look like i want i want one will you sign one for me yes do you have extras yes um i have so when i was a child i wanted to be a child actor um and i have headshots from when i was like eight shut up what do you have them here no my mom has a huge stack of that can she send them to you yeah i want one i'm gonna uh when we go on tour i'm i'm telling y'all here now when we go on tour i'm gonna bring my eight-year-old headshots and sign them a fantastic idea i'll bring my i'll bring my

braces headshots yeah this is great how old are you when you got your braces off 13 okay 14 i was 14 that's a good age that's right before i went to china so all of my pictures in china are like look at my teeth all of my teeth are showing in all of those pictures um i also have some tacky dance photos from around the same age so i can sign those as well oh my god amazing so i guess this is our announcement that we're gonna go on tour yeah we're gonna go on tour it's not we haven't planned eventually there is an omicron variant that has entered california as of today fuck i didn't know that yeah damn it part of my job is being i just have one page up that is trending on twitter that i refresh every like hour god that fucking blows we're

never gonna be out of this no i scheduled my booster today i need to do that i need to do that i just kept refreshing until something showed up it's impossible to find i think i just i i just met the like it's safe for me to get my booster mark oh good yeah perfect so i got my flu shot you inspired me to get my flu shot i'm doing that the same day as my booster but i'm having a feeling your flu shot and your booster at the same time i mean i felt fine after my flu shot fauci said it's okay and he's daddy so i'm just gonna do whatever daddy says papa daddy fauci yes papa speaking of daddy i texted liz this yesterday i fell in love with the guy who sold us our christmas tree yesterday i have never been so swooned by a grown man in

my life he was like hey you want to watch me chop some logs that's like i honestly it was some sort of like like neanderthalic like desire in in me strong man swing axe exactly he's wearing these like utility overalls and he had like these like huge um forearms and like these ice blue eyes and he had a little chihuahua named enzo and he just like made really intense eye contact when he talked to you and he carried the whole tree by himself to my car and i was like i'm coming right now i am orgasming oh my god um and then i tried to find him on google and i couldn't oh that is not that's hard i know if amelia can't find you on google his tree lot doesn't even have a name it like doesn't even exist on google so he's probably just illegally selling yeah i was

gonna say i wonder if he illegally chopped down the trees just like in the forest i kind of love that for him i uh texted liz earlier today and i was like i took my adderall early today can we record early and then just like everything got in my way so i'm now i have no adderall running through me so please bear with me today now that i've said that she has no adderall but she has whiskey on the rocks two shots of whiskey yeah god damn i still haven't eaten dinner either so this is just not well if before you leave if you want some peanut butter pretzels yum thank you i just had those are a good little snack when you're like i don't have time to eat yeah I just ate uh graham crackers and Nutella before I left love that it was so good I don't

even remember where this topic came up but I wrote it in my phone do you ever think about okay so when I was with my ex what are you about to say to me when i was with my ex um there was one day that um so he did something gross during sex and then he like threw it i like told him about it we were like joking around but he threw it back in my face and he was like yeah well this one time i was like fucking you from behind and i smelled your butthole and i need to know that what the gross thing he did was i'm trying to remember what it was oh it was relevant to that it was relevant to the smelly butthole he like he like pulled out whole podcast we're rebranding um he pulled out and then he like straddled my leg for like

momentarily after he came before he stood up and when he stood up there he lived like a snail trail like it was like orange and i to this day do not know what it was but i i we were laughing about it he was like ew what the fuck because he didn't know what it was and he was like yeah well sometimes when i'm hitting it from behind i can smell your asshole because i have ibs so it's a little unpredictable down there so i was talking to my friends this weekend i do remember how this came up in my notes we were talking about um butt fluff and like how like some buttholes are really hairy and like when a guy is hitting it from behind they can see the hair and i feel the need to just talk about this fear me too so that's the thing i was like i could have gone my whole life

without knowing knowing that people look at your butthole when they're fucking you from behind and like of course they can but like i don't think i don't feel like they're not like explicitly just like looking at your butthole but like what if they just like you make eye contact with it you can't look away it's like medusa to be fair your butthole was looking at him first fair fair true it's rude to not make eye contact that's true that's true i mean you gotta look it in the eye show it who's boss yeah well okay i mean i can't say i'm like too freaked out because mr liz literally put his fingers in my asshole that's true you do have an asshole moment and also you have a poop a poop positive relationship and a positive relationship well yeah and that

those are things that you just need to you just need to get them out of the way everybody poops everybody farts you just gotta accept it and when you have a sensitive tummy sometimes you have a lot of gas and you just eat it oh my god you need to be allowed to fart when you need to fart yeah i mean that's very true and sometimes you can be like disgustingly like pleasant like like pleased with yourself you're like that was so gross i can't believe i did that yeah i feel a little proud uh-huh yeah oh i bet i mean it's very human it took me four years to fart in front of my ex i can't tell you how many people have sent me butt stuff like um someone was like hey i'm part of like a crafting group on facebook and someone posted this and it was like knitted butt plugs

with smiley faces and knitted anal beads you wouldn't actually use them for a sec it was just it was like ornaments they're just like little toy like yeah like stuffed toys that is so fucking and then there was a girl on tiktok who was like i'm in the er about to like get a butt plug surgically removed from my asshole oh yeah yeah yeah oh my god i saw that and i want to i think like 10 people sent it to me that's so fucking they're like hey liz did you see i thought of you someone tagged uh someone tagged uh i think either the podcast or me directly on tiktok and i like commented i was like oh my god you're like the fifth person to send this to me and the creator commented like oh my god no and then i was like oh it's just because the same thing don't worry

we should have them on the creator we should um anyway that's so fucking funny so so what's what's the question have i wrote i just don't really know if it's a question more of just like i just needed to spiral with somebody yeah i i don't know if i need i think i need to put it to the audience if you've hit it from behind to anyone like how often percentage wise would you say that you've smelled the butthole because now my doggy is my favorite and like being on my stomach is my favorite now i'm like what the fuck can they smell does my ass smell i don't know i mean i don't really poop often because i have ibsc but like i don't know what's happening down there i want to know i do too maybe i should ask squints like this is the thing about squints oh you asked

me how it was with squints when i first walked in uh and i noticed since i've been like dating people that like i just don't fuck with well often i'm squints is such a breath of fresh air like he's just i love just being able to like be myself around someone that i'm having sex with you know what i mean so like whenever i have gross questions like this i'm always like i just gotta ask quince he's a good person to ask like he'll tell me straight up yeah he always says if don't ask me a question if you don't want the honest answer and i love that that's a good stance to have yeah he's like i'll tell you exactly what you what you asked but i don't know if it's what you want to hear so i'll ask him at least he prepares you yeah but like fuck butt fluff i

don't know if i have a hairy butthole well i feel like you would know if you had a hairy asshole if you're because we've all looked at our parts in the mirror i don't think i've ever looked at my butthole well i'm spiraling you have a new thing to check out look at your butthole i guess but okay everyone has some hair around there yeah it's supposed to be there it's yeah i have such dark hair liz what if everybody that i fucked thinks that it's poop in my butthole his hair maybe i'm freaking out you just spend some time alone check it out don't shave it it'll make your asshole itch okay the people that i was with this weekend shaved theirs don't do that i was like that i'm going to cut my butthole up real bad and then you'll have ingrown hairs around your

butthole don't do that oh i'll just bleach it that's why people bleach their butthole you could bleach your asshole i thought that was a bit until now but i guess you could bleach your you could narrow your asshole should i is that okay um or you gotta look this up or you could wax it don't take any advice from us yeah we're not we're not butthole professionals we're not butthole experts we're butthole novices at best like i have such little experience with doing anything but wise yeah but now it's part of my brand yeah you have to because i had just like this kind of like defining moment yeah yeah you need to get your certificate in like ass studies or something now you have you're

you're our shaman you're our ass shaman ass shaman i will pave the way yeah shit so to speak um okay the second thing that i wanted to talk to you about was this man's i'm gonna put this on the airplane mode butt fluff this man's on tiktok has been a point of contention i made a i made a video about him i don't know if you saw it i posted it on instagram i haven't uh he's no longer on tiktok i'm going to show you two of his videos and then we're going to discuss him because this is his whole brand he's a fucking idiot all right ready wait did he get banned from tiktok no i think that he deleted it so do you know who drew a fulo is oh my god she's a fucking queen she's unbelievable she just does he's like i'll send you the video after we record

you're gonna love her is she the one who like laughs really yeah she's like oh okay okay yeah yeah yeah i do know her she took him down and he commented on her video and was like thanks for helping me go viral and then he deleted his account it's like i bet he got doxxed i'm certain he did i mean this guy's a fucking idiot so okay all his videos are about women cheating but then like also all of them are like you asked me if i'm talking to other girls yeah because i'm single like yeah because i'm single like he's just so fucking stupid and he came back to tiktok he's just like so close to like making sense like to to getting it that he doesn't yeah i know it's just a shwing and a mish yeah it's a shwing and a mish he came back to tiktok under a new account

and it's all positive shit about women it's like strong women da da da like blah blah he only has two videos but they're about like women being strong like strong independent women i hope that he comes back and is like hey i was doing a social experiment yeah i know i wish but i don't think so hey i was doing this here's uh the things i tracked and studied and here's the demographics that we're engaging with this video and here are the demographics that we're engaging with this video um we do have a listener email that is very prozac relevant uh so i just want to read that okay so this one is titled prozac sucks you saved my sex life i had to open that one those are my two favorite things i've ever read yeah hey ladies i've never messaged you before but i need to reach

out and say thank you i'll try and keep this short and sweet they say their name uh and i've been with my husband for nine years finally got married last month congratulations yay stuck it out through the covid roller coaster damn yeah um and i think it's safe to say our sex life is less than busy we both lost our virginities i hate the concept but whatever heard that um together at 17 and we used to go at it every chance we got we went to college and it slowed down maybe once a week and then eventually rarely at all i mean rarely we once went 13 months without sex i always felt so guilty and like a terrible girlfriend for not wanting sex oh recently it's usually three to six months between sex for us which isn't ideal for either one of us luckily he is a patient and

he luckily he is patient and doesn't pressure me but i'm sure he wishes that this that weren't the case i started listening to your podcast about six months ago and i'm almost caught up on episodes you two are so open about your own mental health and health struggles and sexual slash romantic relationships which has helped me realize that my prozac could also be the reason i don't want sex i talked to my doctor and right after our wedding i changed to a different anxiety medication within days i felt like a different person and we are happily having sex regularly again so i want to thank you both for being so vulnerable to talk about your own struggles and helping listeners like myself understand our sexual dysfunction and stop feeling ashamed

for not wanting to have sex you two are amazing oh i thought that was so sweet what a great email oh that makes me so happy i know that's i just thought it was like nice to like i wanted to share another person's experience changing ssris yeah and like it hadn't crossed her mind like oh maybe my ssris are like what's doing it yeah especially if she's been on them for a long time you probably wouldn't really like right and you're and you also just change over time so yeah I don't know it can take a while to like find the right thing it's so frustrating like especially like I think a lot of people just hearing from my therapist a lot of people have gone on a mental health journey since the pandemic and I think that it's so difficult when you're changing a

bunch of things like the world being under all of this pressure and you're on an SSRI and and and and all this shit and it's like which one is contributing to my sex drive being low and not enough people feel comfortable no i don't want to say not enough because it is very personal not not very many people feel comfortable opening up about their experience with ssris it's stigmatized a and b it's personal so it's like i think that it's really great that people feel comfortable to open up to us about this what they've learned from listening to our experiences it's just like i don't know it just feels cool and like the pressure you put on yourself when you're like oh i know my partner probably wants to have sex but i don't feel that way like i don't

i'm not feeling it right now i don't know when i'm gonna feel that way just like that does not help oh the stress we put on ourselves yeah it does not help yeah oh i'm so happy that you found something that works for you yeah that makes me really happy holy cannoli this is just this is just an anti-anxiety medication podcast now i i mean i love my lexapro experience so far i've heard good things about uh what is it wellbutrin yeah I've heard really good things about that me too I hear it's not good for people with anxiety though oh it's really good for people with depression this is what my doctor said but like again it's all different brain to brain but she didn't want to give me wellbutrin because my anxiety is so loud she was like you would have to

pair it with something else yeah but wellbutrin doesn't kill your sex drive yeah I heard people get hornier what on wellbutrin that sounds yeah tiring yeah wow I'm like it's a good thing I'm on on wellbutrin yeah be dangerous shit i don't even know what it would be like for me is like i will say my experience with lexapro is like so prozac i felt like i couldn't even feel my like clit i don't know i couldn't feel my vagina let alone feel interested in having sex wow um i just wasn't thinking about it i wasn't thinking about anything i had no thoughts because it turned my brain into a goldfish's brain i would forget what i was thinking about as i was thinking about it yeah it'd be almost a thought and then it'd be like oh it's gone goodbye like

what was i about to think about i don't even know i hate that feeling yeah it sucked um so once i stopped taking that uh and then i started taking lexapro like i don't know six months later after giving myself a break um now it's more like i'm not really thinking about it i don't want to say like have a low sex drive uh i just have to be getting started like yeah i have to be doing it and then i'm like this is great yeah i love this yeah so yeah it's that's good it's more like that able to yeah i have to like be stimulated but i'm not gonna go seek it out i guess okay which isn't as fun like sex is fun i was thinking about like when when you first like experimenting with like sex and stuff um how fun it is to just like well if you're comfortable with someone how fun

it is to like get to know each other and like yeah experiment and there's no judgment because both of you don't know what you're doing like that's a lot of fun yeah and then i was like oh i kind of miss that but also i haven't felt specifically like that yeah in a long time totally that is a really fun exploration I've it's been figuring it out figuring it out for sure it's been I've been like in this new chapter of like my sexual experience the past few weeks not really few weeks but like a few months that I've been talking to my therapist a lot about and she doesn't really ever like like dig into it so I think it's like pretty normal whenever my therapist is like okay she just kind of like lets things go I'm like okay that's normal

but I've realized like I don't really like just having sex to have sex is not fun for me anymore yeah that was that was like all of my sex before was just like I just want to fuck and now I'm like that's what I was trying to do and then I fell in love damn sounds tough it was annoying I was ready to be a hoe i'm happy that i got it out of my system but like now whenever i like like i was sexting my um physical therapist for a while i don't know if i've talked about this on here but it was on a past episode i talked about how hot my chiropractor was yeah um we were calling him your physical therapist he's kind of technically a chiropractor he's technically a physical therapist okay anyways i don't really actually know what he he cracks my back but it was physical therapy

like i did like exercises when i was there but there was back cracks as well anyway attractive man um we were sexting for a bit and then um like the grace period where he was like allowed to fuck a patient has passed and so he was like in my dms and i was like i don't want to like be distant with you and like ghost you i'm starting to look at sex differently and i don't i'm like not really interested in this and he was like is that what you said to him yeah oh damn yeah and he was like thank you so much for telling me like that's rad i'm so happy that you communicated that with me he had like the best answer and he was like i love that i know i should show you the conversation communication oh geez is just uh i want us all to talk to each other like that it was it was um

empowering hold on i'm gonna pull it up because uh oh my god what's his name so i messaged him so he was messaging me he he's like a horny in the morning kind of dude i always get messages like 7 a.m from him like i want to fuck you so bad like i woke up my dick is hard yeah and i want you on it he texted me at 7 30 a.m and said is it bad that i want you bad i said probably a little bad and then he sent like the shrugging emoji and i said my personal approach to sex has changed so much in the past few months and i feel like i owe it to you to tell you that after all the steamy conversations we've had he said 100 respectable i'm here for it thank you for the communication you're a good one i said should have communicated that earlier not used to men being so respectful

thank you he said well they are boys not men very welcome that was it i've never had such a respectful conversation so easy i was like i should do this more i also like that so from that perspective he's not trying it so the way i'm interpreting it is he's not trying to like manipulate you like this is purely like a sexual attraction and he's like he wants he he's dtf yeah you know yeah um so he's not like manipulating you to try and get sex from you or anything and like you just the fact that you communicated to him like uh i'm not really trying to just like hook up anymore i guess yeah and he was like word okay yeah it was such a great response i was like maybe we should fuck no but seriously i'm horny all of a sudden you being nice changed my mind yeah

no but it was a great conversation and i think that that is just that is another tick in the box for being communicative with people yeah i love that it was really great we love hearing from y'all are you sick of us saying that yet which leads me to my next point follow us on tiktok twitter instagram at the holy hour email us at holy hour podcast at gmail.com we're on discord it's popping you're missing out if you're not on it the discord is very chill it's fucking popping it's super chill and everyone's so nice to each other on there yeah well they should be you better be you better be nice to each other our children no but everyone's so nice and everyone's respectful and they just have like everyone's having like such like thoughtful discussions

and i love that yeah i love to see that me too and we're on patreon yeah and we're on patreon just you know did you want to read this next email yes okay i think this is a relevant conversation to something we were talking about earlier today we're just so yeah i mean just like the topic of so we'll talk so the subject line is ex-mormon advice for first time hey guys second time writing in but i wanted to talk about something and get some advice i know amelia has mentioned a few times growing up around some mormon kids so have you yeah and y'all have talked a bit about mormons not having sex before marriage and all the weirdness with that i recently openly left the mormon church cult tbh good for you wow and have been like mentally out of it for years now

i'm over this whole save yourself for marriage or damaged goods if you don't but i literally never grew up hearing any other options I'm 24 I am ready to experience things and understand what I like and all that great stuff but was tab that was taboo growing up but I'm super torn about the idea of virginity I know virginity is literally a construct and it's personal and different for everyone but what are your opinions on losing your virginity is it better to just hook up with someone and rip off the band-aid is it better to be with someone you care about I'm really not in a relationship or looking to be in one I'm enjoying being single and just dating and hanging out I know guys are weird about girls as first times I just need some girl besties to give some

advice thank you for your good work oh this is such a good question and I'm sure a few people listening have it oh yeah like a handful what do you think this is a whole discussion yeah I mean it's up to her what her decision is about like how she feels about virginity in itself like as a concept um but as far as like losing your virginity I when I was in high school I had the mindset of like I just want to get rid of it same before I go to college me too and to be honest I am so glad I did not wait until college and I was like I was dating like my high school sweetheart and both of us were virgins and we lost our virginity to each other and but i also but my very first like real high school boyfriend we didn't have sex but we did everything else yeah

um and that was also a lot of fun because it took a lot of like we took our time and like yeah didn't feel pressured or anything and it was fun um and then i don't know i i'm glad that i didn't just because i think college boys are i don't know how to say this like nicely i think college boys are like fucking idiots like and they're in like a phase of like trying to figure themselves out too so they're just kind of like fucking around especially this was like 10 years ago when i was in college right so it's like i think things have changed a lot i can't speak for what like guys in college are like now yeah um but this person's older than college age so i'd assume they're not in it anymore um but i would say it's so hard like if you're not interested

in dating someone but you still want to have fun like i would say like just be really honest from the beginning like maybe wait until things seem like they're heating up yeah to be like um just so you know i recently left the mormon church and or maybe you don't even need to say that i think that's kind of like a like a fun character development yeah honestly it really is and just be like i so i am a virgin because this is how i was living my life for so long um but it doesn't really fit like it doesn't align with my values and who I want to be as a person yeah um and that being said like I am interested in doing sexual stuff yeah I just don't have a lot of experience yeah yeah so like I also I mean I think maybe um I mean we say this all the time and it's so

obnoxious that we say this all the time but it's true like communication is going to be the best way yeah to like suss out what's gonna happen because if you don't tell someone and later they find out you don't know how to react but also they could end up being a shitty person yeah so the right person's gonna react completely normally yeah yeah and trust your gut with it too yeah like you're gonna be able to suss out who a person is if you're like oh i like this person like turns me on like it's hard to not feel nervous yeah i totally understand that and being like oh god i i don't know what's gonna happen i'm so nervous right so but it should it should be fun yeah it's always gonna be nerve-wracking totally i think the first time you hook up with someone

absolutely but it should just be fun and take your time like you don't have to like just rip off the band-aid right it should just feel fun you should feel respected by this person like as a person not just like as someone that they're dating yeah totally i agree i think i mean you covered all of it I think like how I view just like getting rid of it versus like when you're with someone you care about like you I also the concept of virginity fucking blows because it puts so much pressure on the first time but with that said like I'm I personally I'm glad that I lost my virginity to someone that I loved not that it fucking matters but like that's always been something that I've held on to you and I were also at a different age than this person is like we're

18 we were younger and just um how like insecure and attached you are at that age like i was just about to say that it was probably better for us at at our age 100 that's yeah that's exactly what i was about to say at the author's age i think that people are are a lot smarter and open-minded they've been through more life experiences so they're gonna be more respectful yeah because they're gonna be like oh i like know what empathy is now it's just like the last thing that i want for someone is to like hook up with someone like lose their virgin like their first time this like moment to be to someone shitty and then you to feel attached to the shitty person that's what i struggle and then also think that that's gonna happen every time or something yeah if your first

time it i will say it's just gonna be like that's gonna be your impression of something right you know yeah that's like the first time i smoked weed was really bad so i had that impression of weed for a long time and I had to I had to rearrange my ideas around weed that's all that you have to compare it to exactly so I don't know it's like different person to person I think because you have a certain level of importance placed on your first time clearly which is fine like that I did I don't know like I think a lot of people do well and it's hard to just shake these the way that you were raised absolutely yeah you have to undo like years and years of stuff but like I don't know i think don't in in my personal opinion don't throw it away and like wait until you're

dating somebody that you care about that you feel like you can be honest with because it's probably going to be a little awkward the first time too so being with somebody that's like there with you for that awkwardness is going to make a world of difference yeah and and she said she like doesn't want to be in a relationship and you don't need to be in a relationship to like lose your virginity but just know that like right don't feel pressured yeah and and even though it's an awkward conversation to have with someone when like things start heating up like by the way uh yeah right it's like you can have that comfort level with someone you're just casually dating and then if they act weird about it like i think any guy who is like the if they act either way

of being like oh no like that's fucking weird i can't i can't be your first time that's a red flag to me and if they're like fuck yeah this is so cool i want to take this person's virginity another that's another red flag so if they're on either end of the spectrum like that they should just fall somewhere in the middle of being like cool yeah thanks for telling me uh-huh totally having pushback from people around you and still making the decision that you felt like was right for you good for you and i think that it's totally normal that you're navigating this like new territory yeah and thank you for reaching out to us about it yeah of all people and like amelia said just listen to your gut gut feelings are guardian angels baby we gotta put that on

some merch it's fucking time um okay cool should i find out yeah let's find the sex fact of the week okay oh my god okay i'm so excited about the sex fact i'm so excited yeah i saw your face when you discovered it so i'm i'm stuck ready to hear it sex fact of the week sex text of the week should we do like a yeah do your voice we've always found a good theme i want to do like a beat poetry sex fact of the week sex fact of the week sex fact of the week feels a little gospel-y too yeah i was like che yeah i need a bongo or

that's a good bongo oh hell yeah all right a single sperm contains 37.5 megabytes of dna information one ejaculation represents a data transfer of 15 875 gigabytes equivalent to the combined capacity of 62 macbook pro laptops i was gonna say can you like convert this into like iphones for me 62 62 macbook pro sperm ejaculation yeah we have not been giving men enough credit no good we have not been giving penises enough credit damn i'm sorry for all the slander y'all are that's a lot of mac but that's expensive that's a lot of money yeah how much is a macbook pro fifteen hundred dollars sixty two times fifteen hundred y'all are ejaculating ninety 93 000 dollars worth of information 93 000 of cum 93 000 of cum i would not spend that much

money on anything no it's it's it's just like a supply and demand kind of thing like there's too much sperm yeah and not enough eggs you know like that's so real like men can reproduce sperm constantly and we're born with the amount of eggs we have our whole life exactly wild you were in your grandmother's body with all the eggs you'll ever have or like you were you existed as an egg in your grandmother's body have you ever thought about that no i hate it it's like when your mom was being informed you were in there and that's why i believe in like ancestral shit you know like ancestral trauma oh yeah because holy shit i've never thought about it like that i'm like damn we've we've been a thing for so long a lot yeah damn and here we are existing

in every person every person has been in their i've been in their grandma grandma yeah you've been in your grandma how's that feel oh god i fucking hate it we were all just like little russian dolls oh wow yeah wow it's like a exhibit it's like yo dog we heard eggs we heard you like vaginas we put you in a vagina in a vagina and gave you a vagina that's what god said oh my god the exhibit of pussies mtv will you pimp my pussy i'm on a roll we found our title oh my god but that's a very interesting sex fact i thought so too i need to bookmark this

website this has changed my life today i don't i i'm do you know fellas do you know how much information your cum holds that's the kind of so what i want to know is when you're looking at a porn website and you see those semen max ads yeah what i've always wondered like why would you want to like come a lot 200 macbook pros instead of 63 i'm like yeah it's like equated to like masculinity like maybe it's like something about the like there's like a breeding kink kind of like tie-in you know i just like fully don't i like don't understand those ads yeah and they're like hey fellas are you only coming three macbook pro worth of data i don't know that would be an effective ad strategy but also just like why why does that matter yeah i don't

know i truly don't know i think it must be it must be a breeding thing there has to be an evolutionary reason that you would want to come more yeah or maybe it's just like longer orgasms i have several questions to ask mr liz as soon as we are done recording which is do i have a hairy asshole and does it smell does it smell that's the that's the one b and then why would dudes want to like come alive yeah wow we got some education to do all tech squints too we'll crowdsource let us know yeah email us holy hour podcast at gmail.com we we love emails please email us we do love emails yeah we're old it turns out we can't check our dms but we do check our email it's just easier for us to keep track oh my god speaking of which we are on so

many of y'all spotify wrapped and i was actually crying this morning watching our wrapped video i was getting so emotional i so i was listening to music while i was like clicking through everything and looking at our like podcast wrapped as well and like all of the people who we were the like their top podcast or like one of their top podcasts and um the uh perfume genius song came up do you know the one i'm talking about yeah yeah it's like in all those movies yeah yeah yeah i was like it's emotional it's like it's wild that y'all spend so much time with us like we do this because we love it and we started doing this because and we we started doing this without any expectation yeah and i my brain still doesn't fully understand that um people are listening to

us same same like i think if we had all the listeners in one room i would like throw up from being like so nervous and overwhelmed and excited agreed oh my god and that's why i want to go on tour we're in 80 countries 80 countries 80 countries listen we're coming to all of them yeah fuck yeah well i this is it's just wild to me no i am once um you know covid gets it together we'll go on tour get vaccinated and wear a mask so we can go on tour please please stop i need to get the fuck out of this state please please let me out i'm losing my fucking mind i want to go places i talk to my cat all the time you do i'm so alone i'm sure she loves it though yeah she talks more than I do honestly all right anyway we love you I don't know I was trying I was like

where am I gonna go with this it was beautiful children wow that was a beautiful note to end on Oh, yeah.