The Hoely Hour - E67 The Legend Of Chowder

Episode Date: December 17, 2021

Bare minimum who? Liz and Amelia have an in-depth conversation about what things men have done in their relationships that raised the bar and blown their minds. But more importantly, Liz surprises Amelia by reading the most atrocious listener story we've ever received. This week's sex fact: what size boobs do rich men prefer? Sugar babies, use this knowledge to your advantage. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

So I bleached my entire bathroom. That's not where I thought that was going. I bleached my entire asshole. I knew you'd want to go in there. I wanted to clean it up for you. welcome to the holy hour i'm amelia samson and i'm liz ball i don't know why i can't look at you it's but we've been doing this for a year and a half and every time i always think i'm like gonna forget my name there was there was a stretch where we just never got it right for like

i know 40 episodes yeah i mean many episodes i don't know why it's the most difficult because it's the only it's the only part that is not off the cuff yeah and it's the most difficult part yeah that sounded like we never know what we're gonna talk about we just kind of always surprised about that's but it for that's the only structured part and it is always the most difficult hate it besides reading an email and even then sometimes we're not great at that true but you guys love us anyway um at the top of the at the top of the soad i want to plug our socials because i forgot to last week oh you did i was listening to the episode i'm like how could i forgot oh so we're doing it at the top follow us on instagram tiktok twitter at the holy hour email us at

holy hour podcast at gmail.com send us your spicy emails we've been getting some super spicy emails oh gatsby hates this part he just left us he's like i'm so sick of hearing your handles uh but yeah we uh we love hearing from y'all um we recently got a feature on uh what's that rink the podcast rink the podcast or is it rink the pod i think it's rink the pods like i think that's their handle right yeah um but we got a little feature which is very exciting yeah we've gotten a lot of new friends on social media since then so yeah and a lot of enemies on tiktok specifically they're so obviously the people listening to those podcasts are not these people and like the things we post on tiktok are bits of the episodes right so i wouldn't i'd like i'm

not surprised if people aren't like going to our tiktok to watch the videos of the podcast i already listened to that's fine it's yeah it's for acquisition but there is a certain brand of man who will find us and they'll be like they're this kind of guy who's like oh this is a sex podcast because the interesting thing about sex is i like sex and me a man i want to tell you about how i like sex and then they get mad when we're talking about our hairy buttholes yeah they're like wax it they're like this is so gross and then there's also guys that are like oh do you call this comedy it's like yeah i'm sorry you have a tell me buttholes aren't funny they're hilarious that's coming from me the ass shaman oh my god yeah you're gonna tell the ass shaman that

buttholes aren't funny well and then when they're just like taking time to like be a dick in the comments I'm just like oh my god you're like so interesting how can I impress you I don't like what do you think is gonna happen I'm gonna be like oh my god do you live nearby let me suck your dick right yeah what are they trying to get yeah well because and then I'm just like the opposite kind of person like I'm not gonna engage with the video that I think is dumb I'm gonna hit the like not interested I am on TikTok to only see things that I like I'm not I'm not it's like Pinterest to me I only want to see things I like right I'm not gonna engage with something I don't want to see that's the thing is like they're commenting on these things being like I hate

this and it's like the algorithm doesn't know when you type I hate this they just know that you engaged with it yeah fucking idiot now you're gonna get a bunch more of these videos well so I've been blocking them because I like people who leave rude comments just because I'm wondering if there's an opposite end of the algorithm for creators of like oh they keep blocking this kind of person oh maybe i'll stop serving but tiktok doesn't give a shit about creators so i don't really know loud preach that's so fucking true but i really don't yeah i mean i just like and maybe i don't even really think it's petty that i'm blocking these people it's just like i don't give a shit like i don't i don't want to hear you fucking talking right or read your dumb

comment that is misspelled i think that this shit has started to get to me more recently because my personal tiktok has so much hate on it right now because i'm just getting more followers so there's like more hate that's coming along with it and it's just it's not even like the hate is bothering me it's just the same exact comments over and over the same stupid comments and i'm just like shut the fuck it's just annoying i'm like you're taking the time to be a dick it's sad i'm like i'm sad for you that your life is so sad that you have to make other people sad i wonder if it's like when like your cat like if a cat like starts clawing your furniture they know you're gonna chase after it yeah so they're like they're it's they just want attention uh-huh they don't care

how they get it uh-huh yeah that's literally what gatsby does look at him he has a sweet face but he comes around and he claws on my shit fucking so meow started clawing the back of the couch whenever she's trying to cover up her shit in the litter box she like covers up like the ground around it too and then she like covers up the couch too i'm like ma'am that's fine she's a little blind her eyesight's going but at least she's polite that's true she is polite she's like i don't know if it got up here i'm sorry but anyway yeah it's just like i don't know i know misery loves company and there are a lot of really sad people out there but it's just like shut up well i also asked mr liz like what like we should do i was like what would you do

yeah and then he was like i just would ignore them and i was like that's probably the best thing but sometimes i can't help myself like yeah like the guy who's like sigh this is such stupid god yeah just like this is so ignorant and i was like oh my god you're like so cool will you please tell me about dune and nfts oh my god and people got so mad i brought dune into the i was like it's not even about dune it's about people like you who won't stop talking about dune it's a great movie but shut the fuck up they're like hey you don't need to bring dune into this i'm like have you seen the 80s version it's awful oh another white boy to save the day speaking of white boys timothy chalamet yeah his sister

oh no pauline chalamet is in um the sex lives of college girls oh shit she's an actress too yeah and she has she's so cute looks like does she look like him um their faces look alike pauline chalamet and um if anyone's looking for a binge worthy series sex life with college girls is one of the like best shows i've seen in a long time and it's just like a really good watch it's funny it's sweet it has like some really important moments there's a lot going on and the underlying message is men ain't shit no i'm kidding but there's a lot of terrible men in in that show um what time does it take place is it like now modern day yes nice i really i'm looking forward to starting it i am um almost done with you i have six more episodes are you in so

you're in season three i just started season three what do you think of love she's nuts but like don't you kind of love her i don't know i haven't decided i love you know it's really interesting also skip the next two minutes if you haven't watched you yet truly if you haven't watched it yet don't spoil it for yourself i'm so happy that i didn't because i'm like really along for the ride i fucking love it so skip the next two minutes um it's really interesting how they're writing it where joe is like she's a killer how am i supposed to love a killer and it's like joe look in the mirror my guy so it's like it's interesting because i see myself being like yeah she's nuts joe get away but then i'm like you're attracted to someone who represents

the qualities that you don't like about yourself because you want the approval to love those things about yourself but you shouldn't because you're a murderer yeah oh my god i watched an interview with pen badgley last night when he was on colbert like a year ago and or two years ago and um he was saying he had a good point and i hadn't really thought about it in this way of how because like there are so many women in his dms being like i really want to like i want to date joe like yeah and he's like it's interesting from the standpoint of like people are so willing to forgive a white man for doing all of these awful things and that's his privilege where people wouldn't be so quick to forgive anybody else you know and it was really interesting to hear him

say that and like recognize the actor playing that character yeah which is i don't know i fucking he's amazing also his wife's name is domino have you seen her i've never seen anybody with the name domino i like that kind of i know i don't know why they just had a baby together last year anyway i've gone down a whole pen badgley rabbit hole um pen badgley sounds like a cartoon character that's true they both have strange names domino and pen huh so i have a question for you that i keep forgetting to ask because i want to talk about it every week hold on let me pull it up so i don't phrase it incorrectly um so this question has been kind of like going around tiktok and i've been seeing different

people answering it um and someone actually tagged us in it to like talk about it okay uh so the question is what's something a man has done for you that made you realize you were accepting and expecting way too little from men oh shit that's a really good question that's a really good question do you want to go first while i'm thinking about it um i have been thinking about it a lot too because it's really easy to get stuck on like all the things someone did that you hated that made you feel terrible um but the things i can think of that mr liz does um just from like day one of like meeting him he's always been so considerate of everything when we first started dating um and he came over to my apartment i was like tell we were

looking at like the plants i did have because i only had a few and then i was telling him that i wanted more plants and then like our next date he brought me this big leafy plant and it was so cute I remember like freaking out I was like oh my god I like this guy so much and he like got me a gift I've met that's never happened I I don't know like it was just like a small and thoughtful gift like who doesn't love a plant yeah and it's really the little things yeah remembering something you've said goes such a long way and then he just he remembers all kinds of things about me we recreated so our third date we went to Portland together um and he we were like let's go back like and take the train because I had taken the train to go meet up with him he's like let's both

take the train and kind of like recreate this date that we had a year ago so when we went to Portland he made me a Liz box and he put all kinds of things he thought I would like in it and um like wrote me a sweet card and some of the things that were in the box so i love adventure time and um he got me that bemo plant holder so cute and i was like how did how is this made so it's 3d printed and he found it on etsy and then he got me a special candle that has my little like pet name on it and it's based off of my um astrology placements and then he also got me this box that sits on my kitchen table it's called the love box and um because words of uh affirmation is my love language and like um some mornings like a few mornings each week he'll send me a

little message to my box and it'll like one of his favorite formats is doing a poem it'll be like roses are red violets are blue and then he'll make up like some like other two sentences that rhyme and they usually say something silly so he yeah he does all these just like small things oh and then like if i'm cooking um he always helps like he doesn't have to but i also don't have to cook for him but he always helps me cook in the kitchen yeah and i i also realized like in my past relationships i haven't wanted to like i haven't cared nearly as much as i care in this relationship like i never made meals for any other person i've dated yeah um and they also weren't appreciative they didn't help me clean up i don't know he just like will

do small like if he knows i'm overwhelmed he'll do like really small things to just make my day easier just like common courtesy stuff that like yeah we're not used to yeah just thoughtful things the whole point of the question is yeah what have we been accepting for way too long well so comparatively um the guy that i forget i dated i remember so like he has a car and he doesn't use it super often but it's like parked in his lot and we didn't live too far from each other but um there was one day where like it was it was dumping rain and it was windy and all the buses were delayed um and i was like i i could have walked back but um just since it was so cold and rainy and i was like wearing a dress i was just like complaining that the weather sucked and then he

was like oh that sucks let me know when you get home and oh my god i like brought that up and i was like you live like five minutes away from the light rail you could have just like picked me up and dropped me off and then he was like I hadn't even thought of that and I was like it's not that you didn't do it it's just that you didn't think of it yeah yeah and then when I was moving um he was like because I met him when I lived in my really old small apartment and then like the very first one they both respond but you're like you're like the shoebox one yeah the the uh what are those called micro studios i was living in a micro studio so when i'm when i moved from that to a my other studio um the first one we started recording in uh he was like okay well like

good luck moving like didn't volunteer to help me move like didn't even offer his car some people are just so deep in like their own world they they aren't capable of like considering other people and that's like the bare minimum yeah and then when i like listed these things for him he seemed like shocked right and then he's like oh i'll like try a lot harder but by that point i was like this is what i like need and want in a relationship and i just like don't think you can do those things and i was like there's nothing wrong with that like maybe the right person for you has different needs maybe the right person for you doesn't need what i need yeah and like you can meet those needs totally and i just don't know what they are so i don't know

yeah that's a good way to think about it because it's like everybody does have different needs like some that might not be important to some people but if it's important to you then like and it's truly not a lot to ask yeah you should accept less and it's also like um these these aren't demands you know no like um the things that mr liz and i do for each other are entirely voluntary yeah we do them because we'll know we know it'll make the other person happy and that's such a good feeling like i don't do anything for him because i feel obligated to yeah everything i do is because i want to and i know he feels the same way because like if i want him to do something and he says he doesn't want to do it like I'm not gonna keep bothering him I'm not gonna pester him I respect

his boundaries and there's a huge difference between like someone not wanting to do something that like makes them uncomfortable versus like not wanting to do something because they don't care yes like I kept bothering him my hair like tickling my mouth I kept bothering him to come to my gym with me because I'm gonna I'll get 10% off if he comes once a month now I'm bothering Amelia about it but because my um my trainer was like uh was like yeah if you start bringing him because he came to one class on my birthday and it was arguably the hardest class i've ever been to but um he was like i'm not doing that liz and i was like fine but i was like please i'll save money and he was like i'm not i don't want to do that when you texted me and was like you were like

i'll get 10 off if you come i'm like i'll just honestly my first thought was i'll just do a yoga class with me okay i'll go to a yoga class yeah i do want to meet your your instructor yeah there's a couple i'm friends with um sometimes hey yeah sometimes he listens and uh we were on his spotify wrapped oh fuck yeah and he likes to bring it up at the end of class and everyone looks at me like i'm a celebrity like who is she so i love that he brings it up oh my god fuck yes oh i'm a big fan of his he's also nice to look at so i'll come to a yoga class did he teach the yoga classes no god damn it does he only teach like the hit classes yes i guess i'm never gonna meet you but thank you for listening he teaches the hard classes that's why i like going he's the first instructor

i ever had there um but to pass the question back off to you hearing you talk was like really helpful um yeah I mean like I toward the end of my relationship with my ex like he was he was doing everything that I would want somebody to do which was really really difficult to leave because it was like I finally got to a point with him where I was like we were like in a stride and like he knew what I needed and like before I got on anti-anxiety medication I had like a very specific set of needs like I couldn't be in restaurants without having a panic attack and like there was shit that like he had like worked out of like doing to manage my needs and I was doing the same for him so when I entered the dating world nobody knew that shit about me and

so that was a big thing but then also just like the basic human decency shit went out the door like the first guy that I went on a date with out of my relationship didn't clean his room before I came over oh yeah you mentioned that a couple times and I was like how fucking difficult is just clean your fucking room all eight years i was with my ex he would clean his room before i came over if you like plan like you're planning to go to his place all right i was staying the night there and the first time mr liz came over i didn't know we were gonna go back that's different if it's planned if i planned it it would be spotless right i'm like you're in the you are in the impressing stage right now put in a little bit of effort so like i feel like my the shit that

I was just accepting was like a function of just dating casually for so long um and so I started dating more intentionally um like a few people that I've I've dated intentionally have been Moscow is one of them honestly and like um obviously squints the king squints they have like people like that have done things that magic man another one too like remembering things that i said and like putting forward like some sort of effort into like like remembering the little shit i've said this a hundred times but like remembering little shit goes such a long way um and the first thing that came to mind was when um i got a promotion at work and it was right after my first date with squints and he remembered that i ordered a martini a dirty martini at the

bar and so our second date was i went over to the house that he was house sitting and he got gray goose and like dirty martini stuff and he was like we're gonna celebrate i got dirty martini stuff and it was like i wanted to sob i was like so when you remember something i said you know especially after just like a first date or something yeah it was just a second or just so early on it was so early on and like he just like and he wasn't doing it to be like look what I did you know he was just like you ordered this and so I thought you would like it and that same night or maybe it was the next night he um that's such a good point too like doing something because you want to be rewarded for it versus doing something just because you know it's going to

make that person happy yeah yeah exactly that was like I think it wasn't performative toward the end of my relationship with my ex like he was really kind of trying to salvage the relationship like when I was needing a break so whatever he would do anything kind he would like really like rub it in my face um and now I'm realizing that's a way to make someone appreciate it it was awful but now that I'm like like the tables kind of turned and then I was so desperately trying to get him back I was rubbing shit in his face so I'm like I get when you're like in a moment of desperation it's that's fair ah but it was still annoying I just get combative when I'm in a moment of desperation I'm like well there's no turning back I'm gonna make you feel bad yeah I have receipts about all

the shitty things you did yeah you should we run through them one by one um no I uh it's now whenever anybody does anything and they don't want to wave it in my face I'm like oh my god like Moscow when he um we had we were supposed to go out Tuesday and then I had to move it to Thursday and he had to drive up an hour and a half to see me and I didn't realize I thought he was already gonna be in Seattle um and he wasn't like oh yeah like I guess but like I'm gonna have to drive up you know he was he didn't say I didn't know that he had driven up until I was with him because he didn't want to like make it a big deal that he put in this effort yeah it's shit like that it's like whenever anybody does anything kind and they don't want to rub it in

my face i realize how often people do and like that shouldn't that should not be the case um which was actually i wanted to talk to you and i want to read it word for word because this like leads into what i wanted to talk to you about an airplane mode yeah okay i learned from my mistakes um i read this thing that said uh it's a tweet um the person is at blood slush with two h's at the end of slush love that yes toxic and abusive relationships are hard but you know what else is hard your first healthy relationship after a toxic one i think i liked that one too amazing no one talks about how hard it is to unlearn all the toxic behaviors you adopted as a coping mechanism to convince yourself that you're safe now

which is so fucking true and I'm realizing this through therapy how you're gonna start having a nosebleed I know I know I sent this to Katie last night and I was like whoa because I'm in this right now where like I'm realizing that I'm starting to get deeper feelings for people that I'm dating outside of just like yeah like fucking because I've had this like spiky exterior for so long because it's so much easier to not care and I've always known that like it's never been like yeah I don't give a fuck and it's just like that's just how I am I've always known it's like I don't give a fuck because it's safer to not give a fuck but now I'm at a point where it's like I've healed a lot of like the past trauma that I've been through and like I'm starting to notice myself

getting more invested in people but it's so much easier to not get emotionally involved because I don't want to go through the shit that I went through before like I have like actual and I'm not saying this lightly like I feel like I have like PTSD for my last relationship I I also think that you have been meeting your own needs so then yeah not as like a coping mechanism or anything you've been meeting your own needs and it's very hard to like let someone into a vulnerable place yeah because you're trusting them to meet your needs and when you do that there's like the opportunity for them to break your trust yeah so if you don't give them that opportunity they're never going to break your trust because you never gave them the chance in the first place damn

damn based you're that's so true no that's that's a really good point it's like when you love someone you hand over all not all but a lot of like your control over your emotion and I don't like that because I with my ex literally like every ounce of my emotion was dedicated to caring about that and I never want to get back to that place and I know I won't because I've been through that so I know that I can get back from it that was so like unprecedented in my life that like I didn't know how to work through it now I do and that's great everything wasn't but like whenever I start to feel myself specifically right now it's squints I'm I mean he knows I don't need to be secretive about it like I'm worried about getting more sorry he's he's such a gem and he's giving me

no reason to feel concerned about like allowing myself to like feel deeper about him but like I've started to notice that I'm like doing these behaviors now where like I there there are traits that I didn't like about myself with my ex that I'm starting to notice me doing with squints like asking questions to like get more answers about like how's your night last night did you know anyone there you know like stuff like that and it's like amelia like shut the fuck it's like you're fine and it's like it's it's coming from a different place it's more it's coming from like a like a habitual space now rather than you're you're doing it to you're also doing it to protect yourself yeah and i don't my therapist and i talk about that a lot where i'm like i don't know why

i do shit like this and she's like you're doing it to protect yourself yeah interesting yeah the things that i've been doing that i don't well i don't do them anymore and you're not even nearly as much as i used to but um the things that i mentioned them i think last episode of just like i would like look at like other people's profiles that mr liz used to date and be like yeah yeah yeah totally yeah i was there was a girl that um squints his friends were trying to set him up with before we started dating and you're like who the fuck she's so hot like but also you're so hot thank you i love you you're like i know i love you so much thank you but she's like like bang and bod like she's just like really pretty and like good friends with like all

of his friends and that's an insecurity i've always had i had that with my ex like somebody that's like already in the group like super cool everybody like already approves i'm like they're like a type of girl that uh has been like mean to you in the past too yeah true that's that's so fucking or like somehow like represents like a type of person who's been mean to you yeah totally totally but like it's i should it's i'm realizing that i'm doing this kind of just like habitual shit that like i'm not actively like i i care about this because like i i trust him whenever i like he'll say something sometimes that are like didn't i tell you this and i'm like no it's your other hoe and he's like he's always like i can only manage one woman at a time like but it's like

i don't actually care you know what i mean it's like a joke it's very clearly a joke but then i noticed myself doing some sort of like it's a joke and then you're like but actually why did you think you told me that you didn't tell me that you're like who are you talking about maybe yeah no hold on can we like uh tape back the joke unless no no no no exactly but maybe but like this was this kind of goes back to your question that you asked because last night i was telling you this in the kitchen and i stopped myself um i was looking i was sleuthing through squintz's spotify to try to find gift ideas for christmas um and spotify sleuthing is yeah that's some other level shit it really is i've been there

but like he he is so music is so important to him and like he communicates a lot of how he's feeling through music and he like i think his major specifically was in poetry he's an english major but i'm pretty sure it was specifically in poetry and so yeah yeah and so he's like very words are big for him so i was looking through his spotify being like what does he listen to what can i do with this and i saw three playlists one was um wendy peppercorn because we because of squints um so he named that for me and that was one that he sent to me when we first started dating that's really cute i know and so i knew about that one but then there was one called um bobelia which is something he calls me and then schmelio is another one that he calls me

there are three playlists that he had made and I had only he only sent me one and I guess what if he just listens to them by himself that's so sweet you know when you're just like daydreaming and you're like yeah but I saw them and I was like oh my god and then I was thinking like when I've liked people in the past and there have been things like that that I've like found or stumbled across I'm like oh they do like me but it was the first time that I've stumbled across that and been like oh and I know that he does you know what I mean it's like I didn't need that confirmation but it so it felt good in a different way it's nice to know that someone is like thinking about you yeah regard like I'm having a hard time explaining that feeling like you already trust

them and you like them and like you don't need additional affirmation so it's just like so delightful when you like stumble across something where you're like oh my god they're like they're thinking about me when i'm not around yeah yeah exactly i i had i struggled with this a lot when i started dating mr liz of like i was like if he's not around me he has object permanence and he like forgets i remember you saying that yeah like he's like a baby or something like yeah she's not here she's gone forever like yeah yeah yeah yeah and that's not what's going on that's not the case no yeah right it's definitely not the case and it feels so good to have somebody just do something nice because they want to and not because they feel like they

need to i always think like i know that some people are like oh they're just like people just show like the best signs of their relationship but like sincerely if someone stole my phone and read the conversations between me and mr liz they would murder us because they're just like i love you so much no i love you so much what do you want for dinner you guys are in such a like a perfect like you guys are in the best phase of your relationship like i mean i think everything from here on out is the best phase because it's like you have the honeymoon phase and then you have the rocky phase after the honeymoon phase and then once you get through that it's like the fun shit and i feel like you guys are in that right now you know each other

really well i don't know low-key i think if we moved in together it would be a little rocky because we both are like well i think that that's for anybody you know especially me i've been living alone since i was like 23 so i'm like no one touched my shit i think just like any getting used to like any sort of change moving in together marriage like sharing finances kids those are like things that like make relationships rocky but i think like the getting to know each other's shit and like knowing how each other operates knowing like what makes each other happy like this is the face that's a lot so we talk about things so um realistically that like none nothing is ever going to come as a surprise yeah to one of us yeah so i think it's just i

don't know like we're we're just really like honest with each other but in a way that's really respectful yeah like neither of us wants to hurt the other person's feelings yeah after all that serious conversation we have to read that email that you told me not to read uh we have a buck wild email. I'm so excited. Liz texted me. It is upsetting. Promise me you will not read the email we just got and I haven't. Because I had to stop in the middle and like scream. Oh my god. Because I was just like upset at what I was seeing. I'm so excited. Okay pull it up. So this is from a listener obviously. Oh my god I'm so nervous. It says crowdsourced information info requested on pimp my pussy episode i.e workup hi angels first of all thank you for your hilarious raw

candid content and for making me feel like i'm hanging out with my best friends whenever i open spotify because of the holy hour i know i'm never alone during this shit storm of a year i've been having or that humanity as a whole has been having word that is valuable beyond words you are cherished when listening to the pimp my pussy episode on my walk the other day you requested info on why men want to come more not as in have more orgasms but just increase the volume or power of their loads at least how that's i enter how i interpreted it yes you're correct it inspired me to share this cringe story about my ex who probably doesn't even know how to listen to a podcast let a note let alone be dignified enough to find the holy hour so i feel very confident that i can share

the nickname he wears with pride and how he got it oh my god about three months into dating him you know the three-month mark totally drunk on dopamine and convinced they're the one word he shares that his ex that he referred to a few times let's call her the cousin because that's what she was his first cousin as in his dad's brother's daughter whom he did family camping trips with as a kid they'd lost touch over their teen years but when he got a job in the town she lived in he reached out for help finding a place to rent and she offered to spare him a room he told me that within a week of living together they couldn't resist sexual attention and started sleeping together constantly what the fuck which turned into a very intense passionate love affair

they enjoyed fucking each other so much that she'd even come to his job site on his lunch break and they'd take take a quad up into the bushes and squeeze in a bang that's the most southern america thing i've ever heard one time they were doing it one time they were doing so and he blew his load in the snow next to them immediately after he heard a cheering from the bushes and he looked up to see his co-workers who were all on the hill he was facing during ejaculation and witnessed how incredibly large his load was this was how he earned the nickname him chowder this nickname filled him with unexplainable amounts of pride why it shouldn't he ensured he ensured that the name followed him to every job telling the story as often as possible

only leaving out the fact that the girl is his first cousin there he's had stickers made he even incorporated the name into the business he started i'm upset i'm upset i am shut up when i asked why he liked the nickname so much he said something along the lines of thinking that it made him more of a man basically his six to his thick skull more cum equals more manliness every time he'd finish he'd get me to look at how much he blew or say stuff like daddy's got a huge load for you baby oh no more cum more manliness better at orgasming etc he even found out which foods made him have bigger loads kimchi flavored ramen celery and pineapple sparkle for taste i'll continue to live up to the legend of chowder i roll emoji to him if your load doesn't look like

a bowl of chowder you aren't doing it right that feels like a medical issue yeah if your cum looks like a bowl of chowder you need to go to a hospital what the fuck how thick is your cum my dude that feels like it hurts coming out are you dehydrated drink more water my guy it's all from all that ramen there's a lot of sodium in that i'm upset i hope that story provided you with some clarity about your inquiry about why men want to have more cum but also i hope it doesn't because i hope he doesn't represent a large quantity of people with penises for reasons including aside from this chowder story love you ladies and love the pod keep up the good work splash emoji i when i got to the punchline of chowder i almost threw my laptop i was like

they lost me they lost me at first cousin i i was like first cousin is a fucking plot twist well there's your cousin and then there's your first cousin no karen that's not how that works and then the fact that he was hitting it raw he was hitting it raw with his cousin no the camera just died i'm glad that we caught all of this on camera up to this point holy fucking shit i know it's upsetting there's so many upsetting parts there's there's just at no point does it get better like it just gets worse and worse and worse and then it ends just layers like the chowder part would be awful by itself but the fact that it's his cousin it's and the fact that he's named a business around it

he's had stickers made and he has pride and the fact that his thick ass cum was witnessed by his fucking co-workers i just i wonder where the listeners i mean insane in what is it what's the state that everyone says they fuck their cousins alabama alabama you have that on lock you're like out it's alabama holy shit is it out it i think it's alabama it must be or is it arkansas arkansas doesn't exist i'm convinced i tweeted this and like i almost started a full riot people are like i live in little rock i'm like you're lying yeah fine that's what that's what they want you to think right um yeah so that is this listener email that i just i wanted to i'm i wanted i wanted to witness someone freaking out as much as i was freaking out when i first

read it it was shocking i'm tired that made me tired to read wow thank you so much for sharing that i um don't eat chowder i hope chowder does listen to this podcast what the fuck is wrong with you chowder what the fuck is wrong with you you sound like you have there's a medical emergency at hand here and i'm i'm concerned he comes into whatever chowder he's making although i hope he's not making any chowder so to speak what if his business is a chowder company no that's exactly what i'm saying i hope it's not we're gonna top that off with a sex fact of the week sex fact of the week i'm sorry i don't know why i just i i kind of i took the reins on that one i'm glad i'm glad you did thank you because i was having a brain fart thinking about chowder

honestly that story we have been receiving some shocking stories and they've been gross and amazing i kind of love them this is turning into a horror podcast in a way we would wouldn't have predicted i'm happy that this is taking on a life of its own though yeah you know i hope someone who films movies and writes scripts is listening and they base and the film will be called chowder no well i was thinking maybe they would base it off of multiple stories that we've heard oh for sure no actually we hear some fucking crazy fucking stories on this podcast and i'm so grateful that we are the receivers of it ready okay this is from um so a tan live it's a canadian website it's either canadian website

a new zealand website i'm getting mixed signals um in a bizarre experiment 266 men were recruited from across the socio-economic spectrum they were each then shown pictures of five women with varying breast sizes and asked to rate their attractiveness by a wide margin poorer men performed the women with comically large breasts while the rich men were cool with less top heavy girls. Interestingly, the correlation remained consistent across the scale. The poorest liked the bigger breasts, the middle earners liked middle-sized breasts, and the top earners preferred tiny breasts. So I'm going to be getting a breast reduction. Manifesting a rich husband. I have big boobs. I never wanted them. My back always hurts, especially as I get older. Wow, I've heard that

that happens yeah yikes i don't know my back hurts because i sleep like this i'm sure my back also hurts because i have shitty posture but i would like to blame it on my big boobs and also i think it's so cute when people don't have to wear a bra i'm like i want to be that i want to be that but it's expensive uh well we don't have it covered by my insurance look at that oh speaking you've covered by insurance i got my armpit botox liz actually it was covered by insurance yeah if i'm not bruised anymore if insurance companies can cover botox in your armpits they can cover a breast certainly they can they're gonna be like no but have you ever considered mommy milkies i'll be like i haven't thought of that yeah i'm tired of being a big

titty goth girl i want to be a regular size titty goth girl who doesn't have back problems i think that this fact is really interesting because the sample size is so small like 266 people it's not a lot of people i'm like do they really this is published somewhere that's amazing to me yeah too that is not a lot of people no also i wonder where right yeah so if it was in canada or new zealand and were we looking at like like pay stubs or were people like maybe lying about their income we don't know i need i need to know the controls of this experiment anyway that's what that's what it said we're just don't shoot the messenger yeah i always participate in um surveys or come load oh yeah me too just to try and hump out

that's you're good for your community liz thanks i like to do my part i like to do surveys oh my god all right well with that we have been talking for a really long time what's the time 124 that's kind of standard i'm just tired yeah me too well thanks for listening yeah we love you we love you our children that was pretty good you harmonized with me i've been doing a terrible job lately that i did harmonize with you yeah that's exciting wow that's a perfect note to end it on literally