The Hoely Hour - E98 NIPPLESODE!

Episode Date: August 5, 2022

Kinky binkies, cherry mountains, nerts... It's the episode all about nipples! Liz and Amelia share interesting facts and even a few nipple stories of their own. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

nipple sewed wait i want to be like a town crier the nipple sewed has arrived make way can i do one yeah the nipples are coming the nipples are coming welcome to the holy hour a podcast about sex relationships mental health and everything in between i'm amelia samson and i'm liz ball follow us on instagram and tiktok at the holy hour i'm on instagram and tiktok at amelia samson and i'm on instagram and tiktok at liz ball so hard you can also watch us on youtube or listen ad free on patreon at patreon.com slash the holy hour check out our merch at the holy hour.com and email us your spicy stories at holy hour podcast at gmail.com we mentioned wanting to do a nipple sewed a couple weeks ago so that is coming to

fruition um so i figured we could open with just like talking about how we feel about boobs and nipples in general and about our own what what are your thoughts on boobs i love boobs i really love every part of women because every like word the fact that there are these things on our bodies for to feed the things that we make in our bodies to then enter the world through our bodies is fucking incredible um i have very sensitive nipples so like they're usually like a big um like third party in the bedroom you know uh-huh uh-huh uh yeah I don't know I it's just nipples have always been I've just always been fascinated by boobs like when I was growing up like before I hit puberty I was always just like and I think it honestly might have been because

of my Britney Spears obsession when I was like seven or eight I would always like stuff my bra because I like wanted to look like or my bra at some point my shirt because I wanted to look like Britney Spears um and I was always just like when am I gonna get boobs I was always asking my mom like when do people get boobs that's so cute and then I like barely got them but I love my I think yours are like the perfect size thank you I've learned to love them as someone who wants smaller ones see that's the thing too I feel like like the thing about being a woman is always wanting whatever you don't have like if you have straight hair you want curly hair yep if you have like a big ass you want a little ass I think I wouldn't like I generally like the size of my boobs but

my back hurts that's what i've been saying though but this isn't the first time our listeners have heard me complain about the back problems but now we have an episode dedicated to back problems well to nipples but in in in some long long-winded way yeah it does they they do co-relate they do absolutely i also have i'm sure we'll get into this but i was thinking about how i've always heard that like people of all genders have sensitive nips but like none of the dudes that I've I'll ask them like do you like like nipple stuff I don't have sensitive nipples what yeah they're just like not sensitive I want to talk about my life experience with my boobs and my nipples please um I wish I had the feelings that you had of like like growing up like when am I

gonna have boobs i think just growing up in um a conservative catholic household my mom was constantly policing what i was wearing and telling me to cover up like i did not have a good relationship with specifically my boobs and i thought my nipples looked weird they don't of course they literally look normal um they're very light they're they're a light color but i am very pale so there's that um but I just like I didn't have a real bra until I was probably 16 wow I would just layer on sports bras so I had a uniboob because I just didn't want to have boobs wow I know I would wear a sports bra with a cami and then a like um t-shirt on top was it hard to breathe like that yeah I would sleep in a bra too huh I don't know I don't and then one day I just

like I think I was reading a magazine and then I went to my mom and I was like mom will you take me to get a real bra and then she's like oh my god I'm so sorry yes well because I we I just like didn't want to talk to her about anything right well if you were raised like not be yeah to be ashamed of my own body so a lot of that came with like my boobs specifically and when I talked to my therapist about it kind of she was like well why do you think your mom does does that and like tells you to cover up and stuff and I was like I think because she doesn't want me to like get sexually harassed or assaulted she was like yeah and I was like maybe it happened to her I was about to say because she had oh yeah my mom had breast reduction right so um and then so my aunt

did too so I have a couple people in my family who have had breast reduction already so that's common and I think yeah she just didn't want me to get harassed which is fair especially at a young age like 16 like adults are creepy yeah and you don't know that when you're 16 no um so also yeah I thought my nipples looked weird um I didn't have a lot to base that idea off of like didn't really watch porn because um we had a computer a family computer just in the middle of our our bonus room upstairs so you just walk up and like if I if anyone was looking at porn it would just be there and like my parents could either open their door or they could walk upstairs and see whatever someone was doing so my brother and i like didn't really watch porn i i don't know if

he did or didn't but it was just like you can't yeah it's like and everything was on dial-up too so it was like yes well i think by the point like i was in high school we didn't have dial-up anymore i dial up for so long oh no yeah yeah we we didn't have dial-up when i was in high school because it just became too inconvenient for everyone and then i didn't know how to like erase cookies so one time that was when like porn was pop-ups too so if you're just like downloading something on LimeWire illegally um you down like accidentally download a virus or something and like you get a pop-up for like porn so that's when I first started like I was like oh my god what is that and then I like was just like well everyone's outside and I just kept kind of clicking on stuff

and then my parents found out and they thought it was my brother they're like did you look up something kind of weird and i was like what are you talking about no it just popped up yeah and i just kept clicking yeah i didn't go looking for it one time this does this is a different story i remember one time in elementary school uh i had a friend over and we were like we went to um there was a website that was very closely worded to like american girl like it was like americangirls.com versus like americangirl.com and the if you just get one thing wrong it's porn so i'm sure there are plenty of uh people listening right now who experience that same thing so then we just started typing in any word uh we typed in lily.com because that was my cat's name

we typed in ginger.com because that was her cat's name ginger.com was porn so we were just typing stuff up and then my mom walked in she's like what are you guys doing and then we're like nothing and then um she pulled up what we were doing and then i was like we were just typing stuff in and seeing what came up and she's like okay don't do that anymore and then she's like you're you're done on the computer i was like okay sorry the internet was like such a fucking that was the wild wild west when we were growing up they weren't mad my parent my mom wasn't mad she's just like okay like yeah you're just typing stuff up but like stop yeah it's like well when it's porn don't do that do you remember um like the websites that had like pre-written like away

messages for AIM oh there were like websites that were like like already created like funny or like clever away messages for AOL um and they would be like I don't know like word art whatever and like people started writing like literatica on them and it's funny and i discovered that because i was like looking on the website for like away messages and i was like why is this making me feel and my mom walked in when i was reading one of them sometime what sometime one time like sometimes when i'm reading that mom would just like see can you imagine you just like find your child reading like away message porn away message porn um no but she walked in and i was like instantly like nothing she didn't even say anything nothing but i'm not even doing anything

and it was just the most awful just like horrible shit of just like i don't know it was just terribly written like really vulgar stuff but like that was my first foray remember like a line i was just trying to remember it like it was there has to be at least one line burned into your memory I'm remembering something about a gas station. Oh, my God. That's not anything I was expecting you to say. It was a strange part of the internet, but that was my first foray into porn. There's some interesting stuff.

And that's how I learned how to masturbate was that Away Message website. Oh, it explained it to you? No. Oh. You were reading it, and you're like, wow, wow, wow. Ooga. the hormones are so weird yeah that's how i was seeking out explicit content you can find it anywhere i can get your rocks off um anyway back to the nipples i was thinking when you were like

oh i thought that my nipples looked weird but like you didn't have anything to compare it to i was thinking about how like the american girl um like puberty books oh yeah yeah like just like on everyone and they'd never obviously they're cartoons and I was that's the only thing that I had to compare it to so I was like my nipples don't look like that or like my boobs don't look like that and so I thought something yeah they have like four types of boobs you can have yeah like no mine are the big ones yeah shit mine are none of these what does that say about me I want to wear a little training bra and I can't I have to go right into real underwire bras so um yeah So for a while, like when I first started like kind of fooling her around with my boyfriends, my senior year, I would only let them see my boobs if I was laying down.

Isn't that so fucking stupid? I could. That's like the only time I let guys. I feel like this is the only time you can look at them. They look nice right now. I don't let guys look at my boobs when I'm laying down because they like slide off to the side. Yeah. Mine look cute when they are flat.

Really? Yeah. I'm so jealous. when i'm laying down they go off to one side or if i lay on my side i get like well yeah if i'm on my side it's like flip like i just flop over sometimes sometimes i'll like if i am like sick or if it's hot i'll wake up just in a flop sweat with just like boob sweat oh god just right in the middle oh man uh anyways um that's just that's my life experience with my boobs and my nipples um my nipples are like slightly two different sizes i actually didn't notice until this year

i've gone 30 years without noticing interesting but my boobs are big so my nipples are kind of big right so you can't really tell right how did you notice did you like i was just looking at them one day i was like i'm gonna fully i'm gonna take all this in i'm just gonna look at my body and take it in and um because i think before like uh if i would if i was like naked looking in the mirror I was looking at like things I thought were flaws or which I was a hyper focused on like my stomach yeah yeah like my flat ass or something and then I don't really feel that way about my body I feel pretty like comfortable in my body good like that Beyonce song the new Beyonce song cozy uh if you know you know so yeah it's just like oh I guess they're two different sizes I

never noticed that before i've noticed that like my nipples will change like from week to week like and i don't know if that's like hormonal changes like one like one day one will be like inverted a bit and then like the next week that it won't be anymore it's which is interesting they just they shift they change they have moments they're predicting the weather that's what the espn or something so i have one little liz fact love it uh i have heard a couple of times that your perfect like lipstick color is supposed to be a shade darker than your nipple color i've heard the exact same shade that's interesting oh the exact same shade my nipples are so light there's no way that that could work for me i think my i think my nipples and my lips are already the

same color if my nipples were the same color or if my lips were the same color as my nipples i would look like a ghost i think so shade darker in your case i've never heard of shade darker that's interesting i think my my lip color probably is a shade darker than my nipple color oh well then you have the perfect lip color i guess well done thank you yeah good work thanks i did that i worked really hard all right let's get into some nipple facts hell yeah i know that we both ended up citing healthline yes because great minds think alike they do all right so here are a few of them uh that is on urban thesaurus.org i didn't know that this existed urban thesaurus.org oh my god so urban dictionary has an urban thesaurus i wonder if there's like

this is my favorite thing urban outlets urban urban outfitters urban um urban decay oh i do love urban decay me too okay okay all right so here are a few other uh other names for nipples here are some of my favorites uh nip nop love that one dom pom sensitive chest raisin jenish which sounds um a little yiddish uh people which is adorable to me people i don't like it um boob boner okay uh boob knob i like boob knob boob pubes but those might just be the hairs around your nipples i yeah i mean that makes sense um i like nerds nerds is that on here that's oh yeah right after boob knob um queeble

i feel like this is going to be one of those situations where there are like men listening it's like it's from clerks that's not what they called it on clerks nipple no shade to clerks a little bit of shade to clerks but just because of y'all only shade exclusive shade to people who made clerks their entire personality which is men on tiktok um walrus a walrus i don't know why um mama roni i like that i like that a lot slag hooks don't like that me neither that's that seems that sounds really like Daniel Tosh has this bit where he says words that are not slurs and um has like a panel of people say if they feel like it's an offensive word and explain why yeah and that is that is not a slur

but it feels like it does feel like a slur you're right um kinky banky might be my number one kinky binky stop i fucking love that kinky binky shut the fuck up that's easily the top one we need people to vote on their favorite i'm gonna just do like three more i'm gonna pick good ones okay guggenheim i don't know why but i love that isn't that a museum the guggenheim i think yeah that sounds correct um i'm not very cultured though so no these are all dumb down here we i don't think that we can i don't think we can top kinky kinky binky i don't think that we can top that maybe we just leave it there nipple dick cherry tower i like cherry tower a lot

oh my god nipple braille like for the little bumps you get oh my god okay nipple braille that's that's good i learned today through my research we're about to jump into some nipple facts that those are follicles oh titty sprinkles titty sprinkles that's fun fact that's actually my name and my phone that my phone refers to me it's princess titty sprinkles shut up and did you know that was a no that's amazing i heard anna say it once and i was like that is fucking hilarious that's gonna be what my phone calls me i love that titty sprinkles and it's been like that for almost 10 years now that's a great that sounds like like a drag queen name princess titty sprinkles oh it does yeah i love that feel free to take that all right

anyway so uh tit shroom booby tassels well there you go so next time you're talking about nipples feel free to break any of those out heriola that's disgusting fun that is a gross word heriola yeah anyway all right let's dive into some facts now that we know um what they're called in other cultures all right like mine here are some kinky binky facts for you uh so the ones that are from healthline these so we got our information from healthline and mental floss your nipple isn't your areola common misconception yeah the nipple is at the very center portion of your breast and is linked to the mammary glands where the milk is produced the areola is darker colored

area surrounding the nipple so most of your does it all count as a nipple no the nipple is just that the pointiest region that little ladybug the northernmost region the northernmost region okay um i you should read this one i thought this one was so interesting i saw that same one okay breastfeeding wasn't always the standard though breastfeeding is now common among educated upper middle class women the same group actually used to oppose breastfeeding their babies and would demand wet nurses to feed their offspring a wet nurse is a woman who breastfeeds another's child and often wet nurses were enslaved women after the renaissance period in which wet nurses breastfed the offspring of aristocratic women formula has changed the use of wet nurses from a need to a

choice in the early 20th century infant formula was considered ideal because its price tag was a signifier of wealth since then we've learned that formula can never provide all the same ingredients as human milk does yeah i mean it's bananas that they just like made wet nurses do it because i would obviously that's physically demanding and also like now we depend on formula because it's not guaranteed that like your breast milk is going to be um flowing yeah flowing or enough like that you can produce enough too so i can only imagine that a wet nurse like if they can even actually accomplish that right and some babies have an issue with latching too that's a huge concern and then even now with the formula shortage people are like well breast

milk's free but like first of all fuck you you they're like and it's so expensive there's just no guarantee that like that's gonna be enough nutrients and enough to give your baby and also the people they're telling to do this are people who are poor yeah and poor people also need to feed themselves yep to feed their baby so great work yeah i mean it's just no zero thought i could i could i could go on forever about how frustrating and enraging that is um megan fox said that like her one requirement for a partner was to um have somebody that was breastfed did you see that she said it on the red carpet so she wanted her partner to be breastfed not by her but like as a baby she wanted to be sure that did your mom breastfeed you i know did your mom breastfeed you yes did

your mom no uh she had a really traumatic birth with me so that's right um they had to pull me out with forceps and then i was overdue so there were all these fucking people at her house and then she was like fuck it i'm depressed and like i don't want to fucking figure this out right now it can be really i've heard it can be really demoralizing not like not being able to feed your child like breastfeed your child because like there's so many i'm sure she did a little bit like she must have but for the most part but like when the baby won't latch like i said or like your milk isn't flowing or and it hurts breastfeeding hurts like the little teeth you know coming through and even before then just like gummy i don't even and then you have to be

pumping well that's the thing is like nipples have been sexualized over time and now people breastfeeding in public makes people so uncomfortable yeah but and why i don't know it's weird have you seen videos of people freaking the fuck out when women are breastfeeding in public no either i can't i don't think it happens so much anymore but i remember there was like a woman in target who was breastfeeding her child in like the little food area why am i forgetting what it's called the food court yeah the little food court where you can get a shitty pretzel or a shitty icing yeah um and then this guy was just like screaming at her about breastfeeding her baby in public and i'm pretty sure she also had like a blanket over her like this guy was just like

yelling at her and then all of the employees at target just stood in the wall in front of her and then the manager was like if you don't like it then leave seriously good i'm glad that people rallied around her like that like the way that they all lined up to like protect this woman was beautiful but again the sexualization of nipples is fucking weird because that's not what they were made to do they weren't made for you to be like wow wow wow wow it's fucking embarrassing nipples i have a boner now that i see a nipple it's really pretty sad it's it's really weird when you like think deeply about it it is it's very strange that's not what nipples are made for and then when they're doing what they're made for you're like i don't like this because

normally this gives me a boner and i don't have a boner right now and that is confusing for me that's that's literally the whole argument yeah um okay anyways on to the next fact uh it is possible to have multiple nipples multiple nipples are called are called supernumerary nipples it is estimated that 1 in 18 people have a supernumerary nipple sorry i'm like how do you say that word yeah i've never heard that supernumerary in fact mark walberg has one interesting say hello to your nipple for me but it doesn't stop there one man had seven nipples two normal ones and five additional super supernumerary ones a 22 year old woman even had a nipple on her foot it had fat tissue hair follicles glands and all

i don't think that's very common though um there's even one reported case of a woman who had full breast tissue and a nipple on her thigh and it produced milk after she had her baby so this is a fun little liz fact about nipples um sometimes it just like looks like a mole and a lot of people think it's a mole but if it's like a spot on like a uh on a milk line that's a that's a nipple whoa yeah it's like considered a nipple whoa so i think a lot of people probably think they just have a mole but it's a third nipple that's you should look up where the milk lines are yeah because i have yeah i have a mole on my boob i know it's not a third nipple though because i looked up where the milk lines are so i don't think i have well i have one big guy right

there that's no i don't think that's big enough to be that's just a little freckle i am fascinated by this girl's nipple on her foot yeah and then nipple on the hip a hippo a hippo that's what it is that's amazing to me all right the nipple has its own sweat glands the nipple is the raised bump or protrusion on top of the breast that sits on the circular area known as the areola which we just went over for those of you keeping score at home yeah the areola is often much larger in circumference than the actual nipple as it holds a small holds small sweat glands called montgomery glands named for william featherstone montgomery an irish obstetrician who first described them the sole function of these glands is to secrete fluids during breastfeeding to lubricate the nipple

and to produce a scent that attracts the baby to its mother's breast human bodies are insane isn't it crazy that like babies are just like sniffing around like a little hound dog like yeah yeah because we're animals yeah well and they can't like really see for a few days it's wild that babies suck their thumb in the womb to prepare for how to suck a nipple i didn't know that so we all were just born we just pop out knowing how to suck a nipple yeah it's pretty amazing um so i thought that was so interesting that they had their own little sweat glands that the function is for you to be able to find it i love that they named it william featherstone montgomery he got montgomery glands he he he coined the he coined the sweat gland

why cis men have nipples all human embryos start out essentially the same if the embryo has x y chromosomes a gene on the y chromosome called sry sorry um that's what it looks like uh will activate within a couple weeks of conception and begin to differentiate the embryo into one with male genitals however it turns out that breast tissue tissue begins to develop before sry kicks and since nipples in men essentially do no harm um gold and lewatin gold and lewatin argue there has simply never been a good enough reason evolutionarily speaking to do away with them so just like the evolution of like men having nipples it it doesn't do any harm it's like if anything yeah and if they're sensitive like that's fun so yeah why not one little bonus why not keep

them around uh they linger because they're benign whereas andrew m simmons a professor of biology at carlton university university in ottawa ontario wrote in a science in scientific american the presence of nipples in male mammals is a genetic architectural byproduct of nipples and females so why do men have nipples because females do you're fucking welcome yeah send us money um little side detour little nipple detour um on on in this conversation uh i dated a man unfortunately damn and that's it no i uh someone i dated a shoe man has like a nipple fetish what like his nipples might as well be like two little clitorises on his chest oh my god uh-huh wow when i wanted to

be done having sex i would do i would throw the nipple play in there do a little twisty twist yeah both of them at the same time or one i would switch back and forth have one in your mouth wow i'm talented first of all no kidding that's the main thing you should know cutting your head rubbing your stomach i mean i was just laying there so yeah it's like might as well figure it out a little neck action in there i remember when i like first discovered it too like i think i just was like kissing him and then he was like well i wonder if he like when he masturbates if he also touches his nipples 100 he has to he has to he has to and then he's like oh how do i tell people to play with my nipples there is a song by nick swardson from so long ago that i think of

when i think of him and it's suckle on my teeth suckle on my teeth suckle on my teeth like a baby calf and i just remember this video like the music video he made to go with it he says something about like half and half and it's a woman going back and forth between nipples oh my god i can't i can't so i don't know that that was an interesting time in my life yeah no kidding what a fucking i hate that guy you know what if you have a nipple fetish good for you if you're a shoe man honestly i'm jealous of people who have sensitive nipples um i've had a few nipple orgasms oh yeah you were gonna tell or i think you did talk about that a while back episode well since this is the nipple so do a retelling because there's gonna be new listeners joining in for the

first time so welcome welcome um i have really sensitive nippies that's what i said at the beginning of the episode and my ex uh had like read in like men's health that like women can have orgasms via like only nipple stimulation so he was like we should try it and i was like well okay and we did and it took a while you know like how long did it take it took probably double the amount of time that like like a clitoral orgasm would can you give me like a time measurement then like 20 minutes it didn't it felt less long to me as it did to him like he was like i took so long like because we were both like you know what was he doing just like lots of like hand and mouth stimulation okay and it's like it's it it obviously takes longer you know

what i mean because it's like yeah but like i truly i it didn't feel like it took that long to me but i was also just like enjoying myself but then he did it a second time when we were just like watching tv one night he just like started and i was like okay here we go and that was quicker but so i feel like he might have figured it out okay but it's an interesting experience because like it's not like the experience that you're having isn't happening where like the touching is happening and it's like a really weird kind of that's what i'm like that's what i was trying to process mentally like yeah where your orgasm is occurring yeah it's like more genital right like and then but then like the stimulation is happening up top that would

be such an interesting experience yeah it kind of it throws you off a little bit did you like astral project or like lose your sense of gravity or something it felt just like every other orgasm that is insane yeah yeah and very cool super cool the the human body is like for it makes no sense that that in my mind i'm not a doctor but like that those two things would be connected yeah you know but like i mean they thank god they are because i had a good time but i don't hear often that a lot of people have had that experience you know as much as i we dislike shoeman on this podcast i am regretting not experimenting to see if that was possible yeah that's true i wish i had done it for science i wonder if it is possible i don't know if it's

just like a like a it has to be it was possible for you right but like i feel like like i well i guess that's because you can have like people with penises can have orgasms without touching their dick yeah so yeah i don't see why not and if you've ever had like an orgasm in a dream yeah you could literally be doing nothing and orgasm that's that's true that's a good point which is pretty cool that just goes to show the power of your brain damn you could just be thinking about having sex or something doing something erotic and then you have an orgasm those are the moments that i'm reminded that were that were animals yeah you know it's like our brains are like reproduction you're just minding your own business and then when you go to sleep your

brains like sex get to work all right like what do you mean i just had sex and they're like yeah but remember my brain does do that after i've had sex it was like remember what we did earlier that's fun let's have a dream about it okay we have one more fact do you want to read this one did you read the last one i think i did nipple stimulation can help induce labor in pregnant people when it says a woman we're going to say when people are ready to give birth but the baby isn't one piece of often shared advice is to stimulate the mother's nipples to induce labor a 2005 analysis of six trial studies found a significant decrease in the number of women who hadn't gone into labor after 72 hours just under 63 of the women who received stimulation were not

in labor versus 94 who hadn't received it the mechanism isn't entirely clear but breast stimulation causes the uterus to contract oh maybe that explains what i was just saying interesting it may also help release the hormone oxytocin which can start contractions once the baby's born the baby's suckling also has benefits for the mother when newborn suckles the increased oxytocin causes the uterus to contract and shrink to its original size over the subsequent weeks following birth wow very interesting well damn damn i i'm amazed but i guess it makes sense just like in terms of you know the correlation between like this this stimulation that you yeah that you experience between the two interesting yeah well and i'm curious i am curious as to how

they're like deciding to stimulate that like do is the doctor like coming in and just like here you go time to get the baby out yeah just playing with your boobs i know there's also or are you having your partner do it foot rubs are supposed to induce birth too um so maybe it's just like another one of those like acupressure points that that would make sense do the same kind of business uh you just have like a little like spa day and that induces labor the whole time i'm pregnant i'm gonna be like honey i'm sorry i have to go i have to go to the spa so sorry i have to do it for the baby so we have a couple of nipple related am i the asshole post to read because we love judging a good asshole um that sounded weird i can love a good please don't send us

pictures of your asshole uh anyways my 22 male girlfriend 22 female lives with me no you live with her sir yeah anyways uh as in it's my place but she lives she lives stays here i don't care it's her fucking house once once your partner moves in it's their place anyways she often has her best friend 23 female come over for girls night or so they can hang out or do whatever whatever stupid fucking girls do yeah fucking i don't pillow fights naked in the making out i get to watch anyways um so this friend is kind of quirky she's one of those astrology crystal your aura isn't clear today chicks that's me fuck you yeah i was like that's not super quirky in seattle one of her eccentricities is that she never wears a bra like i'm all the like in all

the time i've known her i don't think she has ever once worn a bra now i know it's her body and i have no right to police her body okay so i mean some awareness but like it kind of makes me uncomfortable she's got a lot going on in that area and it's just like i don't want to stare ever look but it's eye catching i don't like unless she's coming with like nipple tassels on only then i just i'm so far feeling like he's the asshole yeah um i love the cold and keep it colder in my place like typically the most i'll turn it up to is 70 degrees and that's only in the dead of winter normally it's around 60 to 65 so when this friend comes over she's typically brawless and then sometimes is cold. This leads to her nipples getting hard and very visible and it is

really uncomfortable. I don't like intentionally look but it's the kind of thing where I glance over in her direction and I see them and I end up looking at her boobs like in front of my girlfriend. The last time she came over I came out of our bedroom for a minute to get something out of the fridge. She was by the kitchen and I look up and I see them. She calls me out on looking. she thinks it's funny and my girlfriend does not i tell her that i wouldn't glance if she did something about her nipples and that she should probably wear a bra or pasties or something when she comes over now she's mad at me for policing her she told me that if i'm staring at her boobs it's not her fault and i need to be better yeah girl uh this evolved into an argument and now i'm

in the doghouse my girlfriend wants me to give her an apology when i really don't feel like i was out of line. Like I came out not wearing underwear and everything was like if I came out not wearing underwear and everything was visible through my pants I'd be wrong too. Am I the asshole? So this guy was voted the asshole.

Yeah of course. Good. I'm glad. I can understand on some level like if you have zero self-awareness and don't want to think like really that hard about it then like I guess maybe I could see you not feeling like you're the asshole but like

yeah he doesn't want to question like why does it make me uncomfortable right also you're keeping your house at 60 degrees my guy that's fucking crazy you want to see her nipples if you're keeping your house at 60 degrees what is your ac bill that's what i was thinking like who's paying electricity here because that is gonna be expensive you're the asshole at the end of the day for multiple reasons 65 minimum this this comment says i don't know why guys assume all bras are nipple invisibility cloaks you can still see nipples under certain circumstances even if someone is wearing a bra you can also see guys nipples through their shirts but you don't hear anyone demanding they do something about it it's also completely possible for a guy to not

constantly look at someone's boobs because eye contact is a thing you're the asshole um i did see i saw an interesting fact on like one of the websites i was looking at i think it was it was either healthline or the other one that we were citing um mental floss it was i think it was on mental floss women look at boobs just as much as men i was on healthline yeah okay yeah they track they track the eyes but i think it's just like maybe a habit i look at i look at girls asses first normally when they're like facing away from me and i'm i'm i don't date women and i'm always just like ass and i thought that that was an interesting fact that they've like traced eyes i also said something about like all it's that's the thing that's a case with like

all like sexual organs that they've been able to trace their eyes that way which i thought was interesting i don't think it is inherently sexual when you do that especially if it's like not a gender or person that you're attracted to like i for example when i go to the beach um close by my house like when i'm in my swimsuit i start looking at other like women in their bikini area because i'm so self-conscious about like if i have like um razor burn or like not ingrown hairs but if you've ever been waxed or like done um epilating like you do get like red spots right you know so i'll be self-conscious about that because my skin is really sensitive and i'm like god i hope no one's staring at my vagina because i'm doing that and then mr liz is like no one's looking and

i'm like well now i know you're wrong yeah fuck science says you're wrong yeah because he's not paying attention because he's like i'm in love with you and i'm not i don't care it's a beautiful thing yeah no i when i was younger i was realizing that i was paying attention to things on other girls bodies that i was insecure about and i think that that might be what like i've hated not anymore but like i hated my hips and my ass growing up because like i got hips in a butt before anyone else but i was always like when i was a kid i didn't i was wondering if i was gay because i was like looking at other women and being like that's so attractive like i want that and so for a while i was like am i do i like women but i realized like a lot of it was just like me

it was an insecurity thing you know isn't it so interesting to think about how um what men have deemed attractive is then like trickled down and forced onto us so then we're like if men think this is attractive then it's attractive then how do i yeah like just trying to process being a woman with a patriarchal lens forced onto you is quite complex yeah and draining yes absolutely all right this one is all you all right this one's titled am i the asshole for telling a man that i didn't consent to seeing his nipples i kind of already love this i'm excited hi i'm 26 female i'm a new mom so i'm pretty much exhausted all the time i get barely any sleep and honestly my body is just so tired queen shit a couple months ago one of my friends 26 female called me and my baby to go out

so i thought it'd be a nice i like the idea of her friend calling the baby hey girl hi i'm gonna call your baby now see if i know you're sleeping but would love to see you and your mom sorry so i thought it'd be nice to take a day trip since i hadn't done one in so long she also invited her boyfriend 28 male and one of his friends 28 male we spent the day in downtown and ate lunch in a nice restaurant it was fun until my baby got a little fussy so i decided to feed her we were at a park area so i just sat down on a bench that was relatively out of the way and started feeding my friend and the others were taking some pictures so i kept our bags next to me to watch them her boyfriend's friend l decided to what does that mean oh oh that's the name that

they're calling him okay okay um her boyfriend's friend l decided to come over to grab something from his bag when he saw me breastfeeding he got so pissed he made a face and demanded i stop feeding because he didn't consent to seeing my nipples i apologized and said i was sitting out of his view and i needed to feed my baby he started insulting me and getting louder and i got really embarrassed what a piece of fucking shit i just got up and moved away until my baby was done and then i tucked everything back in it was a bit awkward after that and i just told my friend that i was going to go back home and left that's honestly so fucking weird for him to get so angry okay yeah that's i mean and scary you have yeah you have your literal infant

yeah that you are taking care of and providing life for her keep keeping alive yeah and some man is angry that you you are feeding your baby right like turn away yeah if you don't want to see it then close your eyes i don't know if you don't want to see it then don't see it i don't know what to tell you continue my friend recently turned 26 so she threw a little get together my mom watched my baby for me and i went to my friend's house she had a couple people over there including her boyfriend and l when l saw me he rolled his eyes and said ugh not you again this dude was mega turned on by her and he just didn't want to accept that he was like i should be sucking that titty i have mommy issues fuck this guy but the party was fun and my friend had

a great time everyone was drinking except for me because i still needed to go home and take care of my baby l was pretty rude to me the whole time but i avoided him soon there was an arm wrestling contest between the guys and l lost to my friend's boyfriend he started getting a little angry and asked for a rematch this guy sounds like a fucking trip yeah he is a problematic king yep he then ripped his shirt off and started flexing to prepare i was honestly grossed out and when his shirt off jesus christ i was honestly grossed out and when he saw my face he asked me what crawled up your ass i didn't consent to seeing your nipple i got a little mad and responded please put your shirt back on i didn't consent to seeing your nipples queen got him he said that doesn't work

because i'm a guy i asked him how it was different and he just rolled his eyes i was getting more angry now and just repeated please put your shirt back on it dissolved into an argument that ended with him calling me a bitch crazy feminist and an uptight asshole later my friend told me that i probably made this man's face too much of a fuss over a shirt now i'm wondering am i the asshole absolutely not fuck that guy there's an edit oh shit there's an edit oh my god edit oh my god you guys i did not expect this to blow up thank you all for your advice and opinions there are too many to reply to but i just read them all i just wanted to address a couple things that i saw being asked why would you take a shirt off for arm wrestling honestly i have no fucking clue lol

I'm just as puzzled as you guys but I guess he was just drunk I honestly didn't know and that's why I got so weirded out did my friend know about the breastfeeding incident okay so at the park she was too far away to see the interaction and but I did bring it up in the argument um I would have mentioned the argument in more detail but the character count was annoying all right basically when Elle was arguing with me I said I am only telling you what you told me when I was breastfeeding there's no difference between men and women not covering up their chests and you need to stop being sexist to be fair to my friend she didn't just stand there and not say anything she did try to calm us both down and said things like guys it's okay there's no need to argue l maybe

you should just put your shirt back on fuck her argue away girl i have talked to my friend since then and told her about what he told to me when we were at the park and she agreed with me but said maybe you should have just done it in the bathroom no fuck that friend and this stupid ass guy i'm not so mad i'm not sure why she should have she would have suggested i go to a dirty park bathroom and feed my baby in it but now i'm thinking i should distance myself from her yeah why did at why did l act so rude at the party for no reason again i don't know i was wearing slightly more risque outfit than i usually would go for and i was carrying my phone that had a case on it that says i will fuck your girlfriend i'm by lol so maybe he was just offended by that

i can't think of any other possible explanation maybe he just really hates breastfeeding anyways i've decided that i'm definitely not going to interact with l anymore i'll try to update if anything else happens i bet this guy had like a like he put a target on her because she's probably the kind of woman that he like wishes would even breathe the same air as him 100 and since he knows that she never fucking would just based on who she is he just resorts to doing whatever he can to control her yeah absolutely and exercise his control yeah i mean he clearly has an issue with managing his emotions in any capacity well and then him getting all huffed up is like a way to get attention from her absolutely and like you know being like rude he's that he's acting like

a child he's also probably never been tested a day in his life no that's pretty clear he's gonna be a great cop yeah he's 100 gonna be a cop what other job would he have already a cop yeah man that was infuriating yeah that was me too me too i'm all pumped up me too i'm ready to go fight a man yeah yeah i'm ready to fight a man should we just end it i guess the whole thing was a sex fact of the week the whole episode is oh wow holy shit i should let you harmonize more often that was pretty because i usually go for the harmony that was i know that we switched up for this special episode look at us go that's so much me too okay well thanks for listening and we love you our children

should i try to harmonize give me a note children that was a half harmony we loved it for you chorus nerds out there