The Hoely Hour - The Housewives of Desperate Mormons

Episode Date: April 3, 2026

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we rovered an ableist dog an ableist dog and we can't fully confirm that that's what her issue with polly was but i'm pretty sure it was because every time polly would come near her she would just start growling and barking and freaking out at her but not to any other like she's not like that with dogs normally her mom's like oh that's really shocking to hear that's not what she's normally like i'm like i think it's because she's dragging the back half of her around she's like what the fuck is this because the dogs in the wild shun hurt dogs you know or like different dogs so i know that they have it in them to be ableist so i'm choosing to believe that my dog was being well also animals like freak out when they when another animal is like

not behaving in a way that is like yeah normal to them yeah you know like when when grandpa had a seizure gatsby attacked him because he's like what are you doing that's so sad i know it is really sad what the fuck speaking of animals being shunned um i can't believe we haven't discussed punch the monkey on this podcast and i feel like it's not part of the zeitgeist anymore but i do have thoughts do you have any updates he has a girlfriend now he's a girlfriend okay at least he has an ally well he got taken into a group so he's like a normal monkey now that was so sad it was so fucking sad it was that was the most heartbreaking thing and why were they showing it to us yeah i didn't want to see that but then i don't want to know

how animals behave no me neither i like to pretend that they're all yeah i want to believe it's like a fairy tale yeah and that feels that feels fair because i i would like to assume the majority of the time it is it's not though i just want everyone to get along oh my thoughts on punch i just feel like everybody everyone's been dying to hear everyone's your thoughts on punch i know i've been getting messages i have maybe 300 messages gotten so many messages actually there were a few people because i talk about animals that's true yeah you have animal content what are you gonna talk about punch and genuinely it made me too sad to make a video about it like i was i will start crying and i don't want to do that it was genuinely so devastating how he would

like make this like stuffed animal like monkey mom hug him you know it was shit like that i just couldn't do it but then i straight up did cry at the monkey yeah yeah it's fucking sad but then i was watching john stewart and he had like a bit about like his whole thing is like he he hates punch um it's like it's like a funny thing and he had some like solid points like what what is it about punch that other monkeys don't like like what are they seeing that we don't see like is punch a piece of shit as us as non-monkeys punch might be a piece of shit who's to say real piece of shit back in the day um he's a baby he's a baby came out he hasn't even had he hasn't lived much life he was born a bitch he's born he's gonna die a bitch some people are born bitches

yeah i don't think punch was though i think i was were you i think i was born a bitch and then uh i still am one i don't think you're a bitch at all really i think that you're capable of it but that's a good quality to have i am deeply sensitive i think i come off in a way where do do i come off as a bitch no listeners write and let me know if i come off as a bitch no you come off intimidating but you don't come off as a bitch okay there's a fine line see that's also strange to me that i come off as intimidating i think it's because you i'm like i will cry well but it's like you you have like an edgier look like i feel like if i met you now my fuck ass bangs i would have been more afraid to get to know you i think oh yeah because like back in the

day yeah i had dumb eyebrows yeah everyone was like basic back then yeah you know times were simpler times were a lot simpler we're all wearing infinity scarves yeah were we were we still wearing i think i probably was i mean they're just so convenient yeah they just go on forever see that's another we when we circle back to girlhood next week oh yeah fuck i forgot that we're gonna do that we can bring up infinity scars we could talk about the fashion of the 2010s the leggings with the skirt over it yeah before everything got bad in 2016 everyone got stupid everyone's so stupid now I think we all got stupid in 2020 yeah um but I think it's I don't think we immediately became stupid I think it just has like been getting worse and worse and

worse yeah and now we're at the point where it's like everyone's like no one has any media literacy anymore like no one uses common sense or blah blah blah and I don't know if I necessarily think it's that like I I think that the way people like interpret media literacy now is like well I have my hyper specific lens in which I view life through and if it's like the um I love pancakes like oh so you hate waffles yes that's an entirely new sentence like the what about me of everything yeah and I feel like that's how like people end up critiquing something is like the what about me lens of everything and instead of being like oh this is an interesting piece of art that i would never make um let me consider like the artist's perspective yeah and not mine

not my perspective viewing the art no it's it's we've been talking about this lack of nuance so much it's exhausting it's fucking it's so exhausting and then when you say something about the lack of nuance people like dog pile on you or if you say something reasonable i mean this has not happened to me online anytime in recent memory but just like i think it has i'm thinking of a time to you or me you when people dogpiled on me not dogpiled but people had like you had like a nuanced take about something and about the um binders oh yeah and then people are like um straight people only care about something when it affects them and i was like no where did where did i say i'm pointing out that they're purposely trying to punish trans people yeah and

in and in like because it's just like the dumbest most new thing that they can do to like torture trans people and end up like harming everyone yeah in their and of course great effort stupid fucking take it it just feels like everybody's waiting for an opportunity to you didn't include every single possible perspective on the face of the planet yeah and therefore i am offended i posted a video about sharks making friends and i was because like research this is offensive to me because i'm not a shark um i don't have friends why aren't you considering my perspective as a human being why don't you talk about me not having any friends no but this like like two weeks ago they published a study that bull sharks have friends which is like a big deal i didn't know

that sharks are like some of the oldest species on the planet did you know that no they're older than trees fuck i might be making that up but i'm pretty sure they're older than right about that i mean i heard something is older than trees but i don't remember what it was so it might have been sharks well i'm pretty sure it was sharks because i remember reading that and being like what the fuck and then i like turned to mr liz and i read that fact to him and he's like yeah i'm sorry that you know everything damn encyclopedia he does know a lot of stuff though um but so i posted this video about sharks making friends and like so many of the comments were like if you know anything about australian waters you would already know this and it's like

why would i know yeah why would i an american know anything about australian waters i'm just like a i'm just somebody that makes tiktoks like in my living room if you knew everything you would already know that it's like also stupid idiot science didn't know about it until two weeks ago so i guess you should go into fucking research you dumb dumb idiot dumb dumb dumb but anyway i guess i didn't know the tone behind their comments maybe they were just saying oh yeah this is so true blah blah blah but well if you imagine them saying in an australian accent maybe it doesn't feel as aggressive that's true or maybe it feels more aggressive if you knew i don't know i just turning a Hermione Granger not you so I have yeah well that's it thanks for listening uh I have a

couple of things I want to talk about today that are kind of I guess old news now but we had a guest last week which if you haven't listened to that episode you should well also shout out to the listener who noticed it wasn't on Patreon I straight up forgot to hit publish I had it uploaded it uploaded written did not hit publish you know some this is like a little bit of a peek behind how the peek behind the curtains of how the sausage is made the common turn of phrase like a peek behind the curtain of the sausage being made a peek behind the sausage curtain new vagina slang just dropped that's that's gonna be the name of this episode the sausage curtain

but simple cast where we post the podcast for it to be on like spotify and apple podcast and everything and also patreon has like nine steps to post it's so annoying yeah you have to remember to hit publish after you already hit publish so do you think patreon has more steps or simple cast has more steps simple cast has so many fucking steps and it's not their fault because we have to place ads yeah oh my god so it's like you upload it to patreon and patreon is kind of like the rough like yeah the rough draft of everything yeah um with no ads by the way yeah no ads five dollars a month um sometimes i can't think of anything fun to write in the description so i just skip it and then i revisit it later yeah that's also where i come up with

the title and then we both have simple cast pulled up because while it's the audio is uploading i'll upload the audio to simple cast because it takes longer yeah and then i'll do all the shit on patreon and then i'll go back to simple cast but then you got to go back and pull up the file and pull up like where you want to drop in the yep where you want to drop in the ad and god forbid you accidentally swipe backward and you oh my god removes all of your work that you did like i'm going to launch myself to the sun i yeah but anyway so thanks for sitting through the ads yeah you guys we we need to abandon video podcasts because it's a lot of work especially for two ladies who um have full-time jobs we are both wearing some lapel mics today so hopefully it's

easier to make the videos i dropped a pretty buck on some little cute little dgi mics amelia's like don't fucking say that when i invested in lavalier mics no no no for this purpose no no no it's okay i was influenced to buy them okay by andrewski who is a friend a real friend an internet friend of mine uses his his whole thing is like talking about politics a lot of the time and he was wearing these little dgi microphones and i was like that is very unassuming what is that and so i did some research so thanks andrewski hopefully hopefully it sounds good sometimes i think dying sounds a little nice you've been saying that and i've that's like one of the only things I've really staunchly disagreed with you on I'm terrified of it but I like to think that

it's very peaceful um well it is nothing because I also kind of feel like you think dying is nothing I think that our souls go somewhere but I don't think that we like we know that that's what's happening yeah so I think that this version of me there's nothing after and that's what scares me uh I think it's like I think being a person is like being a little drop and then when you die you join you are dropped back into like the ocean of people yeah so you're still you you're just with everyone and that's the connected feeling you have when you're like high on mushrooms damn you know what I mean yeah maybe I need to do more mushrooms me too I need to sometimes I'm just like so sad that I'm like

what if I just like maybe I should do an ayahuasca trip I just talked to somebody about her ayahuasca trip on saturday and she didn't throw up during hers that's good fun fact she said nobody in the group did isn't that interesting i think i would definitely shit myself oh for sure she also said that it's she's like it's not a pleasant experience being on ayahuasca but then you feel like nothing can touch you for like months afterward i think you probably need to be prepared to like face certain truths about yourself yeah and if you're not prepared for that it's probably pretty challenging i don't know if you've done ayahuasca write in let us know what it was like let us know what it's like what else did i tell them to write into me about

am i a bitch oh are you um do you seem like a bitch yeah do i seem like a bitch because she's not a bitch you can tell me if i am a bitch because i'll own it i'll own that um but i will cry so yeah so don't i was just about to say don't write anything mean to us ever don't write anything mean anytime amelia's like we got it we got a listener email i'm like oh is it bad i always assume it's bad yeah i'm like no it's always so kind i think it's because like when you go on the internet you see everybody saying the dumbest like meanest shit you've ever seen yeah i saw a post today of a guy like posting like i i mean parts of it could have been phrased better but he posted like a multiple series post about his girlfriend and how like how hard she works out and like

like they both are like competing for some kind of athletic competition i don't know i'm butchering this but like she she works really hard for like this bodybuilding stuff and i love when men brag about their girlfriends and yeah he's like it's harder it's like harder for women to do this and he also like wrote it for her like he phrased it as like with all this stuff happening in the manosphere like i want to like say something nice about like this woman and blah blah blah and like um the comments were ridiculous they're like she has an eating disorder and he's like that's a lot to take away from like a few pictures and like sentences and i was just thinking about I was like no one hates a happy couple more than the internet yeah I'm just oh

my god do you remember I think it was in like 2021 or something where this woman was like I was sitting on the porch drinking coffee with my husband and I just had this moment of gratitude like looking at our our yard and sitting on our porch and like it was very sweet and it was like a picture of her view and then the comments are like some of us aren't privileged enough to have a porch i'm like shut the fuck up it really is it is just the it is the dumbest place to be and it's everywhere yes you know oh it's exhausting it's also why i like don't really want to like be online anymore yeah isn't it so ironic yeah we have this podcast that goes online podcast i'm a social media manager yeah like well i mean that

really is like everything is so dumb which is honestly the perfect transition into one of the things that i wanted to talk about which is the louis thoreau manosphere documentary i briefly mentioned it last week we were talking to abby but i haven't seen it i haven't seen it so you should watch it i don't have netflix none of this is going to be like spoilers because there's no you know i don't have netflix i know but you should get it on plex or whatever i wonder if i could like uh oh i have an idea let's turn this into a podcast where you watch stuff and i can write it off on my taxes my netflix subscription i think you could already do that even if you just mentioned that you watched a thing that's true because that's what i do don't come from

the irs i've read an article okay listen listen he's already there's no there's nobody left at the irs rich businessmen yeah you're the least of their concerns to be honest yeah also i'm sure they have a lot of people who are not going to pay their taxes this year yeah i overpaid my taxes by like six thousand dollars this year i'm gonna get it back fuck yeah but i like miscounted oh god i'm just a girl i'm just a baby you want me to do change give me my six thousand dollars back that's a lot of money yeah that's a shit ton of money to overpay yeah free money though i know you're getting free money girl math clock it are you gonna go on a shopping spree you already know um I was actually thinking about this the other day I'm like whenever I don't spend money in a

day I spend double that the next day because I've like I've saved money every day you're like double it send it to the next person exactly and and I'm realizing that that's just girl math honestly if Frank listens to this he's gonna want to have a word with me about that so hopefully he doesn't um so this documentary uh into the manosphere it is so concerning the the criticism of it is that they don't think that louis thoreau went hard enough on these guys but i also think that a i think he did he like he like challenged them a lot and they like would get mad and storm out like often um myron the the fit and oh yeah the fit and fresh or whatever fresh and fit fresh and fit yeah they he was

honestly sounds like a grocery store it absolutely i'm going to the fresh and fit yeah get my booty ate i don't know what that i'm so sorry i got my ass ate at the fresh and fit grocery store it's like fred byers it's just got a little bit of everything yeah i got my ass ate at fred meyer not sponsored that's an ad for fred meyer um but so they're gonna read this is let's make merges i got my ass ate at fred meyer oh my god that's so proud okay sorry there's only like 300 people that would know what that means

um so listeners write it and see if you would get we'll screen print just 300 of them and then when they're gone they're gone it's just a one drop we're gonna start out as a podcast and we're going to end as a fashion brand yeah and the defense in a drop ship hats here no let's buy a bunch of hats from goodwill and then make patches that's a great idea yeah second hand merch that's exactly what we need as another job no one will buy it Yeah. You know what I was thinking? I already have so many jobs I don't want to do.

What's one more? You know, I found myself sitting on the couch doing nothing for 10 minutes yesterday. I could use another job. You are so much better at doing stuff than I am. What do you mean? I go home and think about all the things I have to do. And instead of doing them, I lay down catatonic, overwhelmed by the things. I've actually been getting better.

i've been getting better where i don't lay down and feel like i'm being crushed by a bulldozer i actually will um clean up and stuff that's improvement that's amazing yeah thank you i'm really proud of you for that i'm really sorry that i keep interrupting you i don't even know what this podcast is anymore honestly it's just kind of us talking yeah um so this documentary he was pushing back on these guys a lot myron from fresh and fit had a girlfriend this whole time which is fucking crazy crazy and they ended up breaking up like during the documentary yeah well i saw i saw that clip or like maybe someone was talking about it yeah a clip of someone talking about that clip where the like clearly the documentarian has asked like how do

you feel about yeah him talking about this and he was not happy about that yeah he was so clearly like i mean she like it we talked about this it was kind of sad that like already out of his league she oh for sure first of all she she clearly was waiting for somebody to ask her with a microphone how she feels about it because like she could she was very clearly not on the same page as he was about it and he his whole thing was like no we've always talked about it like it's fine and she's like she's down and when she left the room louis thoreau was like she's clearly uncomfortable with this like and he's like no no no no she's not no she's not and then they ended up breaking up during you know she because like she wanted a family that was the reason they broke up and he took

responsibility for the breakup which was like kind of crazy to see so i don't know what this woman has on him but it's something good if he's taking the blame for the breakup um girl right in i know you're not listening but if you do let us know i would love to what was it like dating his bitch ass it's really oh my god and like the the woman that like gets the girls on fresh and fit like to be interviewed on fresh and fit was on was in the documentary and myron texted her while she was getting interviewed and she was like oh i'm in trouble i shouldn't be talking to you say that yeah he's telling me not to talk to you and like she like had to kick them out that's insane yeah there's some i mean obviously there's shady shit going on but the reason that i want to bring

this up because there's there's a part of it that i don't think a lot of people are talking much about but it's the part that like really hit me was the end of the documentary they showed clips of all of these guys that they had interviewed as kids talking in front of their camera like just being like these like 12 year old little boys like wanting to do youtube and they were like so innocent and like like they were just kids you know and it was like i was seeing that wait it was the same guy at the same men as kids yeah wait is was it like ai no it was like them trying to like make it on youtube like when they were like 12 you know and it was like seeing that and it's like fuck like that's so sad to see because of course they were children but like i

was on the bus this morning and i was like it's weird that everyone on this bus was a baby i think about that all the time i think about that all the time like we were all just little like flesh bags like eight pound flush bags not too long ago but anyway um i i'm so mad that i just said eight pound flush bags i was an eight pound flush bag i'm gonna keep it in though um uh oh and like but i thought it was interesting that they showed all these videos of them when they were kids because the majority of the people that were coming up to them in the documentary be like can i take a picture with you we're like 12 year old boys and it is so that's the scariest part to me because I feel like there's this whole idea of like oh it's just like

a small group of people that are like into the manosphere and it's gonna die out it's like it's just a thing right now but these little boys are eating this shit up when they're the most impressionable yeah these boys are like the ones who are predominantly absorbing this content but I think another like thing that people don't really realize is that a lot of um a lot of the men who engage with this content like do it secretly like they have partners they're they're in relationships they're married they have kids and then they're participating in this toxic online bullshit yeah yeah like secretly yeah it's just crazy i do have to say one thing i saw people commenting on was and we ended up having to cut this out of the last episode but

um there was not like barstool wasn't mentioned at all yeah even though barstool is probably one of like the most egregious contributors to the manosphere like it's not just this fresh and fit podcast it's not just andrew tate like a lot of it is barstool i mean like day of fucking short noise the king of like grown-up incels basically i think that the approach to this was i mean he he interviewed manosphere guys that were too dumb to lawyer up before doing this documentary that's fair because well netflix has a deal with barstool so they're yeah that's also right yeah yeah and like these guys were like so clearly the the main one his name is hs tiki talky is this guy's name is british he like he had no idea who louis thoreau was and like his chat in his streams

were like dude he's gonna make a hit piece about you like don't talk to him don't talk to him and he's like oh whatever i have it handled and he started being like a total asshole to louis thoreau because he realized it's like these people are so addicted to attention that they don't do their research before talking to people because they'll be on a documentary i think it just goes to show that like some of the dumbest fucking people you know like have a platform yeah truly before we were recording we were talking about clavicular which we actually have not really talked about clavicular on this podcast i like very recently found out who he is i've been trying very hard to not find out who he is yeah you know i like months and months ago a youtuber i follow

was like here's why you're seeing clavicular all over your feed and i was like who the fuck is that and then lo and behold right after i start seeing all these like videos of these clips of clavicular yeah i mean it's like great and then and he's being mentioned in the newsletters i subscribe to i'm like fuck everything i know about this guy i'm like i am like my therapist like uh her access to like what's going on on the internet or something what an honor sometimes i wonder if she's lying to me and she just wants to see what i'm gonna say oh interesting but i genuinely think maybe she does not she knew she she watched game of thrones and i brought up game of thrones in therapy because i was comparing

joffrey baratheon to donald trump fuck i do think that joffrey's a little bit more like trump or i guess trump is more like joffrey than like you haven't seen game of thrones no well for the listeners who have i think trump is more like joffrey because trump is kind of a pussy damn i mean they call him taco trump for a reason mm-hmm and um i think stephen miller is more like ramsey bolton and if you know you know hell yeah i can explain that to you in detail later if you want you know i'm why not the more the more that i am learning about who these people are the more unhappy i am yeah you know yeah it is uh i would like to know less about the president right yeah i do my i do

my one daily watch of like philip defranco yeah but by the end i want to scream into the void i had to stop watching philip defranco i don't know if it's because i'm not sleeping enough but like his cadence is starting to really annoy me he like sup you beautiful bastards yeah and that's and that's the tone like the whole time and i'm just like very staccato very staccato and and very musical maybe you should play it in slower speed that's not yeah maybe two yeah i've been and weirdly enough i watched philip defranco as a teenager completely forgot about him yeah and then one of the first yeah and then like within the last couple of years i'm like this is the only guy i need to get my news from because i'm exhausted speaking of men on the

internet we have got to talk about this message that i got from somebody on instagram about napoleon oh that's what we call them yeah napoleon is that what we always call them yeah i think so napoleon before i mean when we started not liking him but before that i don't even know if he had a nickname yeah i don't know but anyway like the short version of it is like there's this guy that did like audio porn online and he was like i forgot he did that yeah i knew he just i didn't he have an only fans he did for a sec yeah but then he he's an only fans he had like this is also when like men were doing like thirst trap tiktok yeah yeah you know that that was a moment in time yeah he was giving he was he was doing like dom daddy tiktoks but didn't actually

like live the life yeah he like it was into knife play but like sent somebody to the hospital by accident so he wasn't like responsible about like his bdsm approach but regardless i didn't know that at the time and i would like go on facetime dates with him and like we would like talk all the time he like called me his wife to his mom like on a voice note like his mom in the background was like oh like it was a whole thing and then he fucking that was even really his mom yeah true i mean we don't know anything was he living with his mom probably and so he ended up ghosting me and apparently like 10 other girls yeah i was gonna say like 15 other girls and ended up marrying one of the girls that was like one of us you know like one of the girls that he was just like

talking to and someone who's entertaining from the internet they had a baby they got married there was like they were like a real relationship apparently they got a divorce and i got a message from somebody that was like that saw like the exchange between me and like a few of the other girls on twitter like back in 2021 and was like hey he's back on his fuck shit what can you tell me about this guy and he's like opera he's like doing this whole thing on reddit now where he's like back to doing exactly what he was doing before he's like sliding into girls dms being like oh i want to like choke you from behind like did it like all you know like just trying to trying to be like dom daddy again and like it's just fucking wild how like these tigers just don't

change their stripes you know it's just wild i feel like i'm back in 2021 looking at all this i was looking at his reddit last night and like he was like doing the whole like um what was that guy's name uh corpse husband remember corpse husband he had like the really deep voice on tiktok and he never showed his face he was like trying to do one of those kind of like your internet boyfriend and then he got too cocky about it and like did a face reveal and so now his face is like you know tied back to his dick now he has like a bunch of dick pics he was like doing all of his like porn shots in a scream mask for a while he's a very it's a very strange thing i can understand that enemy of the pod enemy of the pod is back yeah he should have

kept the mask on his skin looks real rough yeah he airbrushes all of his photos now and it's not even good it's not good yasification no no um anyway i just had to drop that in because that happened last week the the also the girl who dm'd you knew like a lot of information so much she was she's i'm like i remember what this was like girl i remember what this was how yeah like how did she like know that he's back on his bullshit i don't i think because she was like seeing his post on reddit and was like oh who is this guy and then inevitably he probably slid into her dms and tried to start like a relationship with her because that's what he does well i will say one of my one of my dear friends has like sometimes she'll check in on him this woman

she has no no connection she only heard us talking about him and she's like i must know more and then sometimes she'll be like oh i checked on him recently and i don't know what's going on that's amazing i haven't thought about him probably since like that we recorded that episode he is really such and he's such a fascinating character yeah um i like that tigers don't change their stripes they don't damn and everyone tried to warn that girl yeah and she blocked i'm still blocked i wanted to look at apparently she's been talking about the divorce on threads but i can't look at it because i'm blocked so i need you to look at it okay anyway um i never even tried talking to her about it too i'm like why why did i get blocked

well you're a threat maybe she went through his messages and was like maybe yeah that's a guy whose phone you need to check yeah he probably has two yeah if i were a cheating man and i was short and insecure i definitely have two phones i think that really ties into the manosphere thing it absolutely does i am obsessed with your nail color thank you when i saw it last week i was like last time i had this nail color you were like i want to do that next time it looks so good i almost did i almost did i almost copied your nail color and then i was like the sun was out and i was like i'm gonna do light blue oh i love it's good for easter this is not this is not like a season appropriate color but i do like it it is i think it's an all-season color thank you i wear a

lot of blue too so it just yeah you do wear a lot of blue wearing blue right now um blue the other thing i wanted to talk about briefly is um the bachelor getting canceled this oh my god yeah taylor frankie paul if you're living under a rock was she's on desperate mormon wives yeah it's called housewives of desperate mormons of secret lives of secret lives of mormon wives and wives of desperate mormons that's actually what it is that's the name of this episode so she was cast as this okay first of all i mean that's kind of crazy that's kind of crazy she's from a completely different franchise and was cast as the bachelorette because she's a controversial character on the secret lives of mormon wives the first episode they like show the body cam

footage of her getting arrested like it's like a plot point it's not secret that this has happened and they cast this person knowing this they did the whole season and then like i think what happened was dakota her ex-boyfriend or yeah ex-boyfriend i think he leaked the video that he took of her like throwing a like a stool at him and like hitting their child by accident with the stool like to get back at her for going on The Bachelor I think is what happened because the timing is like too is strange and there's also a thought that like the season was just bad yeah I so I've seen those rumors where people are like oh well the season was canceled because of the domestic violence video being leaked and the criticism of that is like well abc already knew

that yeah it wasn't a secret that they had this domestic dispute and um they like used this as an excuse to cancel her season because the season just was bad because she didn't have chemistry with the guys and then the guy that she picked like they ended up breaking up and she went back to her ex-boyfriend anyways yeah so it just wouldn't have made a good season yeah i think maybe it could have made a good season i would have watched i was like why here now i'm like if you air it now yeah everyone's watching they are losing everyone's watching millions of dollars by not airing this so it's interesting like this had to have been such a like a well-founded decision for them to cancel the season i hope they're i hope they're reconsidering now i hope

they are too i hope they're reconsidering my my stupid corporate rotted brain is like you guys will have more viewers than you've ever fucking had it would revive the show i think because the show's dying which is why they chose taylor freaky paul i think we should be allowed to vote on who the next bachelorette should be and i think it should be julia fox i wanted to be a woman who hates men yeah absolutely julia fox would be a great she would eat them alive yeah but there also has to be women involved because she's pansexual oh i didn't know that about her yeah well i looked it up because i was like is julia fox one single and is she straight because i she does not give me straight girl vibes no no straight girls don't bleach their eyebrows that

would be like and pull it off remember the tila tequila dating show oh my god yeah that was like a shot at love that was such like a big thing at the time because she was bi double shot at love double shot at love crazy yeah i feel like we have a person of course she makes me sad like the groundbreaking female to maga pipeline is like really a sad one like nikki minaj she could have she could have gone out just like a beloved figure and she just she just lost her damn maybe maybe she'll uh you know figure her find her way back you know ninky majad she is married to a predator yeah so i think that there's really no coming back from that i mean i think a lot of women are married to predators speaking of women married

to predators what a transition not that i think that this i don't know if this man's a predator but today in the news uh christy gnome and her husband i the i opened twitter i only opened twitter if i'm like looking at what's trending because i'm like am i missing anything you know yeah like any anything really big totally and normally i'm not but literally every fucking tweet that was suggested to me was about christy gnome and her husband so if you don't know for some reason and if you don't know because you're a normal person with a life um christy gnome's husband allegedly was like sexting uh would you call them sex workers i guess yeah like i don't know if he actually like met any of these women but yeah um yeah you know he's a reply guy i'm

he had a few only fan subscription also she like fucked someone on the plane so she's it's an open secret that she's sleeping with that guy she works with yeah and he also has a wife so it like maybe they had some kind of arrangement it's not very christian of them but he was taking pictures with these big ass balloons in his shirt like he has giant fake tits and like posing with them so mag is freaking the fuck out because they're like you know they hate trans people and anything that's similar to being trans um they're having a meltdown about that and apparently christine ohm was like this is a shock to me and the whole family please pray for us but i sent it to amelia and she's like i don't trust the daily mail and i was like that's valid yeah um but i mean if she

tweeted about it yeah yeah that's like confirmation yeah well i think she's also probably like this take some of the heat off of me for being terrible and terrible at my job yeah like now i can like point to my husband right uh and then like her the the woman he was like talking to she's the one who allegedly leaked it like leaked these conversations and photos and she asked him about he's like she's like isn't your wife like christy fucking yeah fucking this other guy and then he was like yeah there's nothing i can do about it or something like that what a cuck i know really but also that's the thing it's like there's so many like christian marriages that are like that because they're they don't believe in divorce so they all just are miserable and

cheating on each other they're so fucking weird about divorces yeah they're like people who are like deeply religious are very strange about divorce yeah well not even deep like if they were raised religiously there was one time my mom was telling me about like a couple she knows like the awful things that this woman's husband was saying to her and like how he talks to her in front of their kids and i was like do you think they'll get divorced and my mom pearl clutcher of the century she was like don't say that elizabeth and i was like what how is how is getting divorced the worst thing like that sounds way better like being divorced sounds way better than like enduring an emotionally abusive yeah right a bad marriage yeah i'd literally rather

be single i think also like god is probably up there like you know if you're unhappy then you should god is like trying he's had a migraine for the last two and a half centuries like yeah it's like fuck we need to get rid of technology he's just gonna he's just gonna send another asteroid yeah you know what's crazy there could have been civilization on earth and every like trace of it could have just disintegrated what do you mean like before the dinosaurs oh yeah there could have been i watched this video of like it was like every i think it was like every second of it was a thousand years passing of like what earth looked like it was an animated video it was really fucking interesting this is i think i

think the channel's like i've never known how to say it it's like some german word but it's really interesting you should watch it it's good to have it's like a very long video because there's a lot of years that earth has existed but like it's it has like really calming music behind it too so it's like nice to have like while you're working or something and then you just look up 10 minutes later and there's fucking like the earth looks so different it's really interesting i saw i can't I saw something online that made its way into my brain um it was like if people on like another planet this far this many light years away or like was looking at earth right now because like how how light travels they'd be like looking at the roman empire yeah isn't that insane and I was

like oh I'm gonna throw up yeah it doesn't make any sense well then I was like yeah time is it must be a dimension yeah time isn't real no and then if i think too hard about that i also want to throw up i know i have to watch that's why i'm like okay if i die i'm not dead because time isn't real well the block theory of time says that our death is happening at the same time as our birth yeah as is right now yeah and that makes me want to and that's what albert einstein believed in that also kind of freaks me out because i don't want to keep doing this when i die i want to be done you know what i mean see and that again is something we disagree with no when i die i want to be done here go somewhere else yeah i want to be like a plant or something

on another planet where they respect plants i was gonna say yeah i would want to be a tree but not here yeah i just i want to go somewhere i want to go to like another dimension where things are like more interesting and also like not so terrible yeah maybe that's just heaven i don't know i just there's a theory that how we see and experience life is like how light like how light refracts through a prism if that makes sense it's like the eighth dimension no that's it's crazy so like your entire existence is so much bigger oh yeah you are actually able to experience it right now yeah that make i and you just can't remember it and there's a bunch of

versions of you in other timelines there's also i'm doing a terrible job at explaining explaining this very eloquent and well thought out theory this is like the most high we've sounded on this podcast and yeah i'm not even high unfortunately was watching this video about how they've realized that atoms act differently when they're being oh yeah when they're being observed that's the craziest shit in the world to me but how do you know that maybe it was like they recorded the movement and like if they're all if they're being observed by a camera then they should know that they're still being observed yeah so maybe that's not i don't know anyway we've we have butchered if you're a scientist all of these thoughts that we've had but you listen to the podcast

for our takes hopefully this is how other people talk with their friends that's true and if not they're listening to us talk that way and being part of it and we're so happy that we're a community a community c-u-m yeah back to our sex roots um well that's all I had today Liz what do you have going on I thought that was fantastic hell yeah I love talking to you I love talking to you too and seeing you I love seeing you too I think this podcast is actually just an excuse for us to hang out every week and people just happen to listen to it which is fucking dope um i don't know if i've on my way here i was thinking about a bunch of things to potentially talk about or riff about and today was so interesting that i forgot what all of them were

that's okay because we have next week yeah next week maybe that could be girlhood part two yeah send us okay yes send us your girlhood thoughts because we will be talking about it next week yes girlhood thoughts and stories oh my god i want to hear like a friendship breakup story from when you were like 10 yeah you know yeah or like the weird horse girl in your class yeah like run around on all fours yeah what's she up to i i knew two horse girls one of my friends don't know what they're up to actually i'm gonna look them up after this one of my closest friends from high school that i'm still friends i just saw her on sunday it was a horse girl is still a horse girl still a horse girl yeah i think that i know i've said this before but i'm i'm gonna say it again

i think that horse girls and dolphin girls are very similar oh yeah dolphin girls are horse girls of the sea damn that's some you fuck you're spitting thanks wow and we all love lisa frank i was about to say i was about to bring up lisa frank lisa frank lisa i think i wanted to be a horse girl one because my friend in fourth grade was a horse girl and I was like this girl's got a fucking horse like if she can have a horse why can't I have a horse and my mom was like you're not going to have a horse and then I actually rode a horse and I was like I don't want a horse yeah I wanted to be a horse girl too I took lessons they're scary you took you took lessons oh I took lessons for like a year one time and I was like that's enough no I yeah I took I rode

Rocky was my first horse that I rode and then I don't remember the other one's name Stanley stanley fucking the last time i ever rode a horse was because stanley stepped on my foot to pin me there and then peed on me oh that's so mean fucked up that's crazy i probably earned it that's kind of funny so i never rode a horse again and now my dad horseback rides if a horse peed on me i would hate horses the rest of my life yeah and that's like not soft pee that's like that's like rocks hitting pavement it's like getting pissed off by a horse you know that someone's fetish traumatizing yeah mr hands mr hands equus whole play whole play about fucking horses what is it really no oh this kid definitely has a thing for horses and it he like has an orgasm while he's riding a horse

i don't know what the fuck i saw it in my college performed it was daniel radcliffe yeah yeah naked everyone saw his dong his dongle radicliff i'd like to think radical ratty dick all right well would you like to stick us out with t-ball yes we love you i think i'm trying to do like a macy gray thing i try to say goodbye and i choke try to walk away and i stumble no i try to hide it it's clear my world crumbles when you are not there where do memories live everything from before i started smoking weed is still in there

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.