The HoneyDew with Ryan Sickler - Chelcie Lynn - ChelcieDew

Episode Date: April 11, 2022

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You know what we do over here. I was always telling you we highlight the lowlights, and I always say these are the stories behind the storytellers, and it's very exciting to have this guest back on the Honeydew. First time in this studio, ladies and gentlemen. I said gentlemen. Hold on.

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Chelsea Lynn lynn y'all welcome back to the honeydew girl i'm back two years later thanks for having me thank you for being here i can't believe it's been two years i can't you know we were just talking about that and i can't i mean that's the be was were you right before the pandemic then must have you must have. The last two years blend for me. It's all blink. All a blink. But I was just telling you that I've been on so many podcasts

and two years later, I get messages daily about me being on this podcast. I love that. That blows me away. Yes. Thank you for that. Thank you for having me.

We're going to get into some stuff here, of course. But before we do, please plug everything you'd like. All right. Well, I've got a new Instagram since my other one was deleted. Yeah, we're going to talk about that. Okay, we can talk about that.

What else? I mean, Chelsea Lynn on TikTok, Facebook. I do have an OnlyFans. There's no porn on there, so everybody listen. Don't get too excited. You will see my tits, but it's more in a comedic way. I don't have, like, you know, sexy pics on there. I do a weekly – I'm calling it a TV show because it's more in a comedic way i don't have like you know sexy pics on there i do a

weekly um i'm calling it a tv show because it's a fucking tv show called tammy bangs fully fully produced full i mean we we work our asses off on that tv show it's basically trailer trash tammy um is running a porn empire okay and season one is already up there's 17 episodes we're about to launch season two you can go to chelsea lynn.com trailer trash tammy's like the hue half oh it is but 2022 yeah yeah and this this um show can't be posted anywhere else let's just you know let's just say that it cannot be posted anywhere else, especially with community guidelines nowadays. You can't post shit. So, yeah, The Only Fans, I'm going on tour in just a few days. Yeah, you are.

Let them know. Most of the shows are sold out. But if you're lucky enough to get a ticket, go to eatmytrash.com. That's my website. And come see a show. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited for you.

You're taking it to the next level. I've been watching your success for a while. You deserve it. Thank you. You're blowing up the way you should. Thank you. Shit's wild. I love it.

All right. So speaking of wild, there's something I have to tell you. I've been telling you for a while that I want to tell you. Your shirt right here, Trailer Trash Tammy right there. So you've done how many calendars now? Three? Three. Three topless've done how many calendars now three three three topless three topless calendars the one from i believe it was two years ago that you gave me uh-huh um had a tit on every month and the back cover except for the believe your cover was the

only thing that didn't have your titties and it was it that for two years ago? Yeah, this one's this year's. This year's. The one where you asked me which titty was my favorite. Yeah, because they're different. Right, they are different. They're very different. Both beautiful. The left one was my favorite.

That's my favorite too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The nipple sits a little higher, but go ahead. I like it. It feels like it's looking, you know, things are up, you know? Yep. So I'm here at the studio where your calendar used to be prominently displayed in the studio. And I'm here one day and I bring my daughter in.

My daughter was six at the time. It was about a year ago. She doesn't come in often? She comes in a lot. Okay. But it was sitting out this day. I hadn't paid attention. And I turn around and I'm doing something.

And I turn back around. I see my daughter holding your calendar. And she's in the middle of that motherfucking calendar. And she folds it up. She doesn't say anything. She sets it down. She looks at me. I swear to fucking God.

She goes, Dad, can you please put another image in my head? Oh, my God. And she's sick. Can you please put another image in my head? Fucking anything else, Dad. And I said, unicorns, rainbows. And I'm laughing. And she goes, okay.

Okay. And then she was good. And I looked at her and I go, you saw those, huh? And she's just shaking her head. And I go, listen to me, Stella. That'll bring a veteran. Those titties will bring a veteran man to his knees, girl. This little girl with no bumps on her chest. Dude, she's clever.

Just saw potential and what could happen. And she was like, holy. She's clever, dude. She's smart. Oh, my gosh. Can you please put another image in my head? Anything else. And I'll take your calendar down.

Well, she's already seen it. Might as well put it back up. She's already seen it. Slap that thing back up. Dude, that shit killed me. I was like, yes, Stella. I said, those are some titties right there. God, she's like, anything else.

Just start popping off anything else. I've been wanting to tell you for so long. That's hilarious, dude. I love it. I love it. Get the calendar if you yeah we got to go yes yes get yourself a calendar yes okay so this is your second time here with me um you mentioned that after our first recording that something happened yeah so not right after so i did the podcast two years ago so this was like i would say three four months ago tops so go oh yeah so the pod had already been out a year and a

half at least and um scrolling through instagram and i get this dm that is this long i'm talking a mile long dm and this lady starts off with um hey, Chelsea, I know this may be a very weird message, but I used to date your dad. And we had gotten into my childhood. The last pod talked about my dad, how he's really not in my life. First dead body, if I remember correctly. First dead body. Two years later, still haven't ran into another one. But exactly. And she she goes off and my parents had me when they were 17.

Damn. Yeah. Yeah. So she said she said, I dated your dad when we were 17 and he was the love of my life. He I mean, just goes on and on about how wonderful he was and all this stuff and she was like we had just graduated high school um i we were gonna get married all this stuff i went to go live with my dad in another town um i come back months later and you know your dad had gotten another woman pregnant which is my mom she was pregnant with me. She was like, I was devastated. I was, you know, and I'm reading this thinking, what the fuck? And she gets into it. She's like, I just want to let you know, I just listened to your podcast on the honeydew and I am so fucking mad at your father because the man i dated all those decades ago would have never fucking um you know abandoned his children and and i'm disgusted with him and i haven't talked

to him since i think then and she's like i'm so disappointed in him and all this stuff and i'm like what the fuck and i didn't respond to her yeah i screenshotted it and sent it to in a group message with my aunt and is that his sister yes okay my aunt and my two sisters and i should have known not to fucking send it to my aunt that was dumb on my part um i just wanted them to be like what look look at what i just got does your aunt know this woman or remember this woman? No. No. Oh, they're best friends now. Nuh-uh. Oh, they're the best friends. I hope she told her to subscribe to the motherfucking Honeydew.

Oh, they are the best of friends? So I just sent it to them being like, dude, look at what I just found out. Over this text? Mm-hmm. This brought them together? Mm-hmm. Oh, my aunt's asking me a million questions. Who? I need to ask in timelines. Mm-hmm. Oh, my aunt's asking me a million questions. Who?

I need to ask in timelines. She starts investigating. And she was like, I just found her on Facebook. And I'm like, Gayla, please do not message this lady. Please don't. You know, long story short, oh, they've become best friends. They talk all the time. The lady, I can't remember her name.

You know, that lady reached out to my dad. Oh, she did too? And I think it was- So she hit you up. She's best friends with your aunt and now she's hitting dad up. She's going all through the family, huh? I can't remember what she did first. She either texted him first, somehow got his phone number, probably from my aunt. Holy shit, I just put two and two together. I was just about to ask you, did she reach out before or after becoming friends with your aunt? After.

And she messaged my dad on Facebook and said, basically, I'm disappointed in you. Those girls are great girls. And basically, you're missing out on having a relationship with your kids. I would have never thought you would do something like this type of thing he left her on red you think you read it and then put it back to unread though i don't did you know for the for years i didn't know that was a thing i would read people's messages and then go back to unread thinking that it wouldn't show that i read it but i did did you know that no that? No. That's a thing. God damn it. Okay.

Anyway. I go through Facebook and people send me some weird shit and I'm like, and then I'll fucking mark it unread. It still shows that you read it. Son of a bitch. I know. Fuck Facebook. Thank you for telling me that.

I get weird. Now I'm just not going to answer anybody. So anyway, so then she gets a hold of his number, texts him. I'm assuming the same thing. I don't know. He changes his phone number. And I guarantee his wife, you know, I don't want to say too much. She most definitely made him change his phone number.

So that's what happened after being on the honeydew. Your aunt got a friend out of it. And they're friends now. And when my tickets went on sale, my aunt texted me. She was like, I can't remember the lady's name. She was like, could you get her tickets? She's wanting to come to the whatever show. And I'm like, yes, I'll get her tickets.

Oh, she's part of the family now. Now, does your dad have any more interaction with you? What's the extent of that? Oh, I have not spoken to him. It's still nothing. Nothing. So you're finding out everything through your aunt then about the texting and the number and all that so he communicates with her very rarely uh i mean he's well i guess i don't mean

interrupts if you're gonna yell at me for interrupting but i guess what i'm really want to know is he's that close literally to being in contact with you and just doesn't correct okay oh yeah oh yeah we're facebook friends and that's about it um he um and yeah yeah and i don't post to facebook but on the rare occasion i will he'll like like a photo and that's about the extent of it and listen he's probably not gonna listen to this if he is and i this truthfully, he's a cool fucking dude. Coolest. I think I said this last time. He is a cool dude.

Fucking funny. Hilarious. I just, I don't know. I think his wife has a lot to do with it, with him not having a relationship with us. There's a lot of men I would say this about, and I'm speaking from my experience in my life that have women and relatives tell me, well, his wife and his wife, and I'm like, listen, he's a person too. He could tell his wife, hey, I'm going to go visit these people.

If you don't want to come, fucking go to do a spa day, hang out with your girls or whatever, but I'm going to go visit these people and then I'll come back and you don't ever have to have a relationship with them. I'm not asking you to like them, tolerate them, put up with them, nothing, but I'm going to go see him and just be cool with that. Yeah. Oh, he doesn't have balls, I guess. I don't know. Yeah. I know plenty of those dudes in my life that don't have balls. Yep. Yeah. But cool dude. No, I haven't spoke to him in over two years, we had a little family get together when, remember I told you he asked me for my autograph for a friend, for a friend. Yeah. Um, that was two, three years ago. I haven't, no, we don't speak. Nothing.

And do you know where he is? Yeah. He lives in Sulphur, Oklahoma. He's still there in Oklahoma. Do you roll through anywhere nearby on a show for that? And do you think if you do, he'll hit you up? No, we had, I had shows in Dallas last year and it's about maybe an hour drive for him and he didn't come. And I'm, dude, I'm so okay. I'm to the point now. Well, I've always been okay with it.

I've always been to the point. But like, I don't expect anything from him and I'm good, you know? You can't because anything you expect, you don't get it. You just get pissed off at yourself. You're like, I knew better. Right. I know better. Yeah.

And I never really had a relationship with either of my parents. So I don't feel like I'm – I don't feel like I'm missing out on anything because I never had it. Was it your grandmom that was your closest? Yeah. Right. Yeah. Yeah. I was kind of raised by both of my grandmas

one's passed away and one's still um alive but i really don't speak to her why is that dude okay so all right okay so this is gonna sound really mean whose mom is this, by the way? My mom's mom. Okay. This is going to sound really mean. My dad's side of the family are pretty normal. My mom's side of the family, they're like the white trash. Okay? That's where I really get that, you know?

Gotcha. Because I may look normal. I'm trashy as fuck. Just letting everybody know. So how do I put this? There's always been issues with him. And it's a very small side of the family. It's my grandma, my aunt.

I have an Uncle Bo that lives in a trailer behind my grandma's trailer. And he's never worked a day in his life. So when she says he's out back, he's not out there doing work or anything. He's out there living. Yeah, he's out there growing weed. And I'm trying to think. I have a couple cousins, and that's really it on my mom's side. And growing up, it was always – so I got taken away. My mom lost custody when I was 12 and we went to live with

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That's buyraycon.com slash honeydew to save 15% off on your Raycons. Buyraycon.com slash honeydew. Now, let's get back to the do. So tell me again, maybe we talked about, I just don't remember, why were you taken away? My mom had got arrested for drugs. I don't know. She was always getting arrested. So I don't know what it was for. And she was going to be in jail for longer than the usual night or two, I guess. The usual.

The usual. And so my uncle worked at the police station. So he was like, hey, you know, Linda got arrested. Like she's going to be in here for a while. Like someone needs to go get the girls. So my grandma went and picked us up and was only supposed to be until she got out. And when she got out, she was supposed to do like a short list of things, you know, to get us back. Because at that point we were in state custody and she just never came back.

So all she had to do was this checklist and she just didn't do it? Yep. Get a job, get a house or whatever, have somewhere to stay. And I think that was it. That's basics. Yeah. And she just never came back. But did she do those things?

Don't know. So when you're with the state, where are you? Are you in an orphanage? Are you in a home? At my grandma's. It was weird. It was weird how I was awarded the state from 12 to 18. Damn, really?

So you were an adult? Yes. But I lived with my grandma because she was almost like, I don't know, what do they call them when you get like a foster, I guess? So she technically had like foster us. Gotcha.

So it was good how they set it up. So they had visits and they checked in and stuff like that? Oh, yes. Gotcha. On a regular basis. But you're with a family member. Yeah. Is it just you? Me and my two younger sisters. All three of you. Mm-hmm. And we're all-

We're with grandma. And we're a year apart, so- That's good that you weren't split up. I know. Good. I know. So where was I going with this? I don't know what I was talking about.

We were talking about you got taken, we were living with your grandma. You don't talk to your grandmom anymore. Oh, how, okay. That's where we were headed, how all this came about. And she's always been a very difficult person to be around. You know, growing up, my aunt and mom had always just complained about how it was hell growing up with her. It was hell, you know. And then so I'm like, great, so now you leave me here?

Thanks, you know. I was fine with her. Her and I got along. But her and my middle sister fought a lot. So she was always difficult to be around. My aunt, our relationship was great when I was real young. But towards about junior high, it shifted. Is this the same aunt we were talking about earlier no okay different

different aunt okay um it shifted to where she was and i hate to say this because because it sounds really douchey of me but like she was always just and i know they're going to listen to this by the way because they listen to everything they watch everything i do or so I hear. But I don't care. I don't speak to them. Almost a jealousy. I see. So when I was 13 or 14, she was with this guy. And they were well into their 30s, late 30s at this point. And it was summer.

It was hot. And we were in a single bed truck driving into town and she was in the middle he was driving i was by the door and he had said something along the lines of me having nice legs and she got pissed and not in the sense okay i have a 12 year old niece if i'm dating a guy and he says something sexual but i'm i'm fucking oh, she didn't get mad at him. She got mad at me. Oh, yeah. She said something along the lines of like, well, I've got better legs than her, something like that.

And he was like, oh, no, you don't. First of all, you're 13 and he's arguing with her about it. arguing with her about it so i think then on a switch flipped with her and me and she has never ever ever been happy for anything i've ever done and it's almost she's almost like rolled that over into my grandma so they're the type of people that they want you to live how they live if if you do good for yourself then you're autumn oh you think you're better than me because you got out of love county oklahoma type of thing oh you think you're better than me because you're like that's that's been the dynamic of them and me and my sisters our whole lives so and you know my grandma raised all of her kids kids because they turned out shitty so she had to raise all their kids and i just remember being i remember being young and being like this

ain't for me this is not gonna be my life you know and oh when we you know moved and got jobs and graduated there was never any congratulation there it was always just bitter like why like they actively like say things to you message you or not say things you know type of thing um and i can't remember this was um maybe three years back i had done something and i can't remember what it was it was something big for me and Beth my youngest youngest sister was back home I hadn't been back in years and she had went home and it was my aunt and my grandma and she had said oh did you guys like Chelsea's doing this or something and they like were like I don't care type of thing and she was like and they got into a fight over it she was like how can you not be why are you never can you not be, why are you never happy for, especially me, but why are you never happy for any of us?

And they were just like, they're just bitter and they're just sour. And it's just, it's a really toxic relationship. And then, yeah, a few years ago, I was like, I'm good. I'm good. It was causing more. Sure. More, you know, than anything. Stress, anxiety, yeah.

Oh, the happier we were in life and the more we did successfully, not just successful financially, but just success, anything successful that made us happy or anything. The more they pulled back, the more they don't have anything to do with us because they thought, y'all are out in california living living your life and being happy and you think you're better than us although we've never given any incentive that i that we've ever thought we were better than anyone that's just on them right that's their insecurity and i really tried to make you know the relationship worked with my grandma. She's never been in good health my whole life. And I got to a point where I was like, I'm, you know, I'm good. It was more toxic than anything. I did a vlog a couple years ago where I went back home and kind of showed my hometown and stuff.

And showed the trailer I grew up in and stuff. And, oh, that's how I knew they were watching everything. How so? Oh, my grandma, because at that time, my younger sister still tried to keep a relationship with my grandma, so she would call her on occasion. My grandma did not return her call for months. Really?

Oh, after that when you went home. For months. And there was nothing in this vlog that it was a great vlog and um so finally beth left a voicemail she was like what the why are you not returning my are you okay like i can't get a hold of anyone my grandma finally called back and um basically just accused us of making fun of her and we were like what do you like she doesn't understand what i do she doesn't understand the internet she doesn't understand anything um and she was like

you showed the trailer and it was just very my aunt i'm sure had showed her and talked shit and got into her head and that's when i was like um yeah we're done that we don't speak at all at all at all with my two younger sister nothing we don't we don't we don't speak to that side of the family anymore and you know small small amount of people but we're just way too toxic that's it you gotta cut way too toxic yeah goddamn life and just people that aren't i mean i'm not saying you need praise from people, but just. I'm not even asking you to support me, but could you be happy? Oh.

Could you be happy that I'm not bumming money from you? Yes. Could you be happy that I ain't laying on your motherfucking couch? Yes. Could you be happy that you don't have to field calls from me bitching every goddamn day about how I don't have the money and I could use some from you and the life ain't fair I mean come on how about a little bit of happiness for my happiness so I'm not bugging you I think that's what they want honestly they're those type of people so and it's it's a bummer because my aunt is once again she's so cool I remember like growing up she was the cool aunt she was the fun aunt oh me and her were so close

growing up like we you know she when I was about we had first gone to live with them so I was probably 12 13 might have been 14 we were at the lake one day and she was like oh this is like a core memory you know she came to me and she was like, Chelsea, you know something? She goes, if anyone in this family is ever going to make something of themselves, it's going to be you. She knew. She was like, if anyone is going to get out of here and do something, it's going to be you. and do something it's gonna be you and i that's fucking stuck with me dude that i really think that her having that just telling me that fucking pushed my ass yeah and she does she doesn't even understand that she doesn't even know that but then when i do she gets upset very weird

very weird situation very weird people gonna say it it does make you wonder if someone had said that same thing to her when she was younger and never did and regretted it and then you did now she regrets you for getting the fuck out i mean you know they all wish they could be you they all wish they could be in these videos with you they all wish they could be doing what you're doing and they can't so some support you and they're happy with what they're doing so i know plenty of people are like yeah i know what you do i would never fucking want to do that doesn't even interest me but good for you there's nothing wrong with that either because you're doing what makes you happy yeah that's it yeah that's it and they're not happy people oh they're not happy no no that's what then that's what my that's what my sister maggie says she's

like chelsea they're just not happy people. They're miserable. And to see someone who came from – we both came from the same shit. To see someone that's doing something, it eats them alive. Yeah, instead of being empowering, it fucking eats them alive. It's horrible. And I feel bad. Right, because you're a good person. Yeah, I feel like, damn, we could just have a wonderful relationship, you know, but that's just not the way.

I'll only try for so long, and then I'm like, this is not good for me. Got to go. So now you're getting ready to go on a big tour. Mm-hmm. You come from, I mean, listen, we talk about highlight and lowlight. You go from a ward of the motherfucking state to selling out theaters around the United States. How does that feel? Dude, I just got butterflies in my stomach when you said that.

Doesn't feel real, first off. I get it. I feel like I'm going to wake up and be like, whoa, that was the wildest fucking dream, dude. Doesn't feel real. Whoa, that was the wildest fucking dream, dude. Doesn't feel real. And I feel like, almost like, how do I explain this? I've always been a super confident person.

I've always been a super secure person. But when it comes to this, comedy, stand-up, everything, I'm like, whoa, why me? Should I be, I can't be, why am I doing, like, this doesn't feel, like, I don't know what I'm like, whoa, why me? Should I be? I can't be. Why am I doing? Like, this doesn't feel like I don't know what I'm doing type of thing. I can sit here and easily sit across from you and say, and why not you? But I get it because I've been in the same. Look, I'm not selling theaters.

I'm going to get there. But yeah, but I get it. Yeah, it's easy to sit in my seat and tell you all these things. And then versus telling myself those. I try. I try to look in the mirror and say positive shit if I'm going to say anything instead of just beating myself up for the fucking day. So talk to me about – let's talk about – because I had Andrew Santino on here. We talked about the pressures of selling out theaters because theater is not it's not the comedy club is at least

a place and spot where you in town excuse me where you're like let's go down that spot and see some comedy yeah the theater is you got to look and see what the fuck because it's musical acts it's ballets it's everything rolling through that motherfucking thing yeah so where's your anxiety level right now you're doing good you already sold out a lot of your shows. Thank you. You did. For me, it's the pressure because I get so many DMs from people being like, Chelsea, I hired a babysitter. I took off work. We're driving six hours.

We got a hotel for the weekend. I saved up. I've been saving up for months to come see you and i'm like like damn i gotta go out there and give it my fucking all for these every night that's the weirdest most intense scariest but yet best feeling in the world it cannot even be described i mean you know but it's like that's that for me that's where i'm like oh my god i want every single person to have a good time well you said you came to riverside you messaged me after and did not fucking hit me up when i'm out there

with sagora which i would have loved to have hang out with you i'm sorry but what is it like because i know when i'm with tom when he goes up i usually go smoke a joint in the bowels of the theater. And then I usually like to walk to the top back somewhere so I can see what it looks like. Because I don't turn around much in my act, if at all. And I don't see that backdrop. I see this backdrop. So you being there and watching that, have you performed in a theater that big yet? One time.

I opened for Whitney cummings in vegas like a month ago two months ago yeah a couple months ago and um she asked me she called me up and asked me to open for her and my initial because i've only done comedy clubs and my initial which scares me by the way 200 people i'm. And my first reaction was, no. No, I'm not going to go in front of 1,000, 2,000. No. And then on mine, I was like, Chelsea, you have to fucking do this. Just say yes.

Just rip the Band-Aid. Just do it. I'm scared of everything, by the way. Me too. Tom called me this year and goes, do you want to do an arena? And I was like, fuck yeah, I want to do an arena. But I don't want to do a goddamn arena. No.

But I want to do the, you know what I mean? Right. Yeah. When it comes to this business, I get nervous about everything. And I've never gotten nervous about anything else in my life. When I do a podcast, right before we filmed the podcast, I was like, I'm nervous. You were nervous. Although I've been on here before and I know you like.

And you do your own. Yeah, I have my own fucking podcast. I get nervous for podcasts. I get nervous for podcasts. I get nervous for meetings. I get nervous for everything. So, but my thing is it doesn't matter how nervous I am. Just fucking do it. Power through it.

Just pretend you're not scared. That's what I do a lot. I just have to pretend I'm not scared. And then I go and I fucking crush whatever I do. Yeah, you do. Like roaches and shit with your tits. Exactly. Boom!

That's still one of the funniest. What was it? Was it a roach? It was a plastic roach. But it was a roach though, right? That I got on Amazon. And I've tied it with fishing wire. It makes me fucking laugh every time you pull over.

And I knew that would go viral. Your titty had to be bruised. Oh, no. These things can take a pounding. That's what I was trying to tell my daughter. Oh, 100%. Those are veteran titties. People are like, oh, that must have hurt.

I'm like, that was fucking nothing. No. If you don't know what we're talking about. Tell them. I did a video a few months back. Trailer Trash Tammy. Trailer Trash Tammy. Right there on the shirt.

I wanted to wear myself today. The calendar that probably put my daughter in therapy. I will be circling back. I was like, man, I want to do a video. I was touring and I hadn't really put out a lot of content because I was busy. I want to do a video. I want to do something that I know is going to do well. I go, titty stuff always does well for me.

I was like, what could I do that's going to be like, I don't know, slapping something with my titty, doing something like that. And I was like, dude, I'm sitting at a restaurant. It's trailer-attached Tammy. Roach goes across the table. She's fucking beating that. I go, this is going viral. Get on Amazon. Plastic roaches, fishing wire.

We went to a Buelos in oklahoma city before a show the music was so loud that they knew who i were in there i was like hey can y'all turn off the music i'm gonna film a video they're like yeah turn it off one take one take i wore no bra libby was sitting over there and i go yeah all i'm gonna need you to do is pull that wire real slow for me one take i'm sitting there eating chips i see that thing just boom it's probably one of my favorite videos it's fantastic yeah yeah it's fantastic i have never seen somebody pulverize something with a titty like that oh and everyone's like oh my god your titty is your titty okay? I'm like, dude, yes. I do that shit daily.

I'll just fucking slap people with my tits, dude, in the head. Like, that's just, you know, just for fun. Yeah. We went off track. Where was I going? I don't remember where we went from the titties. I know. I don't know what I was talking about.

We're talking about theaters and performing and performance anxiety oh yeah like what we do like what to prepare what we do for the so you've got

so many shows sold out already and you've never done Whitney's show is the first time you've done this so you still have yet

to do an hour in front of a theater I only have like a 40-45 minute set and yeah but if you're killing it with that time, you let those laughs set, you'll be up there. Yeah, yeah.

When is the actual first date? April 15th in Denver, Colorado. Alright, kicking off in Denver. That's a great city. Great comedy town too. They love comedy there. I'm very excited. That's a good one. Gosh, we're going all over um i'm super

pumped about this because we're doing like new cities we haven't gone to and um i don't know we get we get to the venues super early because we like to like just chill and my sister runs our merch booth so it takes her fucking hours to set that up yeah And I just like to sit backstage kind of being all nervous for a few hours and then go out there and crush, dude. That's it. Yeah.

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All right, so let's talk about some more. This is an interesting. Bay G want to try. Now, let's get back to the do. All right. So let's talk about some more. This is an interesting. I don't get to talk about lowlights of this industry too often, but there's a weirdness that you have. So you had your Instagram taken down. How many followers did you have? I had 1.1 million. Jesus.

Yeah. And they took it down. Now, here's the thing about something like that. It's that's a fucking big deal to lose that audience when you're about to promote a theater fucking tour yeah when you're about to go out and yourself basically you're self-promoting everything you're doing it all yourself so what happened and and where are you at with that right now oh lord so i've been shadow banned hardcore for once I hit a million, they've pretty much halted my shit. I haven't gained any followers in two years. Although my other platforms have gained, although my career has taken off, they've really have not let me gained followers in two years.

Everything gets taken down that i post i mean i've posted like i was cooking eggs one day and just did a video of frying the eggs put an aerosmith song on it you know got taken down for soliciting sex like okay what were you wearing no it was just the eggs oh close up on the egg yeah no yep you know i know, I've done a Q&A where somebody was like, what was your softball number in college? And I was like, number nine got taken down for soliciting sex and nudity. And I'm like, really? Answering with a number? So my shit gets taken down like I don't even have to post anything that's even remotely worth taking down and they'll take it down.

So they've been saying for two years, your account may be deleted. your account may be deleted um so a few months ago it got deleted well i got it back and then a month later is when it got deleted again oh it got deleted twice oh i didn't know that it got deleted i'm like what the fuck for what so my management was on it i got it back within like two weeks pretty much instagram was was like, we don't know, we're sorry, type of thing. Like, Jesus Christ. So then it happened again. I've had it, it's been almost two months now since it got deleted. And Instagram pretty much said, we've investigated it and she violated too many community guidelines and we're not giving her her account back. And it's like, here's the deal.

I'm not like butthurt about, oh, I lost a million followers. Because it's like, this is going to sound cocky, but that'll be back. My platforms everywhere else are growing and strong. People will realize, hey, I haven't seen her Instagram. And that's fine. I'm pissed that i lost all the content yeah 13 years that's a lot of work of content free work 13 years of content and i'm pissed at just the principle of like whoa dude i mean i see tits and ass on

instagram all day all fucking day it's suggested to me in my reels often and that's fine yeah that's fine but if i post and i've titty killing a roach you're fucking getting flagged with a full t-shirt on yeah i have been it's just it's it's well and i've really really toned it down the last year i mean there's stuff i've wanted to put and thank god for only fans that's why i post that shit to only fans we i do vlogs and all types of like the shit that i can't post anywhere else is i slap it on there but damn you want to be able to just post something to instagram without so i've really had to water myself down i've really had they won't allow tammy to have a cigarette anymore no on instagram everywhere everything gets demonetized people like what

happened to tammy's cigarette i'm like well if i want to make money it's gotta take the back murder um just everything is just the censorship is just unbelievable so the instagram's gone i've got a backup you know that it's growing what What already? What? How many followers already? Like 170,000. Yeah. Yeah. That's ridiculous. Yeah. So it's fine.

It'll be back. How do you deal? Let me ask you this. I want to know how you deal with trolls because I get nonstop bullshit about, you know, well, some people, mostly it's my laugh, but I'll get a lot of people. I've seen comments and I love your laugh, dude. What the fuck? People hit on. I mean, I get it, though. I get've seen comments and I love your laugh, dude. What the fuck? People hit on. I mean, I get it though.

I get why someone could be like, shut the fuck up. But that's not the only thing I get. I get, you know, I get a lot of shit. But what I want to know is how you deal with trolls like that. Like you're, listen, you are putting your body out there. Okay. And I mean, literally, you put your titties out there how do you start putting my ass out there did you really this year yeah how do you deal with the trolls who go after you because

i mean i know what i get i can't imagine what you must fucking get on a daily basis you're gonna hate me you get all love yeah fuck yeah do you really i've i don't get i don't get hate you don't get any trolls very rare that is rare very for any human to get it very rare but see maybe there's something to that then because you attack what they would go after anyway yeah you make fun of all the fucking trashy fun parts that they would shit on you for anyway. Yeah, I remember when we did the Crab Feast podcast, I used to say something to the effect of I said, give us a five-star review.

And I don't remember if I said, don't write fuck the Crab Feast and then five stars. Or you could say, I don't give a shit, fuck the Crab Feast, five stars. And it became this thing of love. Like, you guys suck, you're the worst, fuck the Crab Feast, five stars. So at that point, once the haters jumped in, you couldn't touch the shit the people who loved us were saying. It would just be shit like, not for me. You know what I mean? Like, yeah, who gives a fuck?

So good for you. You get positivity. Very, yeah. And if I do get hate, it's always on Facebook. It's never on any other platform. Is that right? Facebook is like where the, yeah. And it's usually older people who have no idea what's going on.

You know, like just an old lady who's like fucking 80. She'll be like, cover up. This is new. You know, but it's like in terms of hate, I mean, I've been, I have lucked out. Maybe I'm not seeing it. I don't know. But it's, I've never. You would see it. Okay. You got enough motherfucking followers. You not seeing it. I don't know. But I've never –

You would see it. Okay. You got enough motherfucking followers. You would see it. And I handle all my shit, comments and everything. So nobody else is on there. Very rare will I get a hate comment. That's awesome.

Once every couple months I may see something. Very rare. So what makes you decide when you wake up? Are you feeling a certain way when you're doing a Tammy video versus one of your glam shoots? So I'm telling you, you go from greasy fucking jack-in-the-box drive-through cigarette barely hanging in the lips to drop dead fucking gorgeous. Thank you. I can't comprehend mentally your range.

It's phenomenal i'm either one or the other you are stunning yeah thank you and then you go to fucking beating roaches up with your titties yep and it takes me like like five seconds to be one or the other like there's no... Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That makes me hate you even more. A makeup wipe and just slick my hair back and I'm Tammy

in five seconds. I don't know. The dress-up stuff is fun. What? I'm laughing about Tammy because the fucking voice and the aggression and the movement in there facial

expression shows like something stinks always always but fucking um it's like it reminds me of jackie gleason and smoking the band that when he played sheriff buford t justice and everything was heartburn through the whole thing it was always just always already at a level where something's disturbing them and everything's already my annoyance is already at eight you know i'm starting at eight yes but the let we talk about the baltimore accent all the time and it's uh somebody said it's a non-binary accent because it could be like this right here this accent here this could be my aunt theresa or my uncle bill you know what i mean it's the same fucking voice yeah that's funny I love that Tammy voice you fucking do all of it just though

yep it's it's for me it's like cocaine energy non-stop too for me Tammy's in the mannerisms it's all about the mannerisms I mean I could say something on stage that's really not funny but if I just give it just a just a tammy look yeah or a rock or i'll just sit there i'll just say something and and i'll kind of sit there after i'll kind of look at the crowd and they'll just fucking just lose it you know it's for her it's all about the mannerisms so then how do you go into a shoot where you glam up and go so fucking sexy i just when did you start doing that um during the beginning of the pandemic i had a friend reach out and he was like he's who is a makeup and hairstylist here in

la and he was like chelsea like you know everything's shut down we we can't work um but we still want to like have content to put out to grow our shit he was like you know like we're trying to get some people if we can do your hair and makeup and and just in return you get pictures to post and i was like yeah you know wasn't doing anything and i was like yeah let's do it so we and my audience has at that point had never really seen me like that you know i no no this is like as dressed up as i get day to day and um we did a shoot i can't remember what the first shoot was we did a shoot and uh loved it you know and i've always been very comfortable in front of the camera video pictures and most you know people aren't they're kind of oh i'm fucking like you know i'm wish i was yeah and um we did the i posted the pictures and most people loved it i got a couple like

who's this you know we want tan you know um but i post both i'm my whole online existence is not just trailer trash tammy yeah oh i know and i really want that's what i'm saying your range is ridiculous thank you um and then i just kept it up so like and i started using the pictures as like promotion for stuff i had a shoot a couple months ago we used it for the tour poster like and just when i have time maybe every six months or so i'm like hey let's do another shoot now do you turn a switch in your head for something that's sexy sexy and not as funny um or in your mind the whole time you're doing those shoots are you thinking of tammy shit the whole time i'm doing the chelsea sexy shoots am i thinking of tammy no no nothing creeps in your mind to be funny with that no no those are really easy for me i I just. They're sexy as fuck.

Thank you. So where do you get that? Where do you get that confidence to get in front of a camera and do that? And do it that fucking good? Dude, well, you got to understand. We'll take like a thousand pictures and I'll get one fucking good one. That's all you need, man. I'll get one fucking good one.

That's all you need. Just know that. That's all you need. You're seeing the best one out of 8 000 shots just know that um no they're so fun dude and i just it's just that's just like fun you know and people oh my gosh people have started being like you need to do a chelsea calendar like that i'm like i don't know i don't know about that. Because to me, okay, the Tammy calendar is obviously topless, but it's funny. It's meant to be comedic.

Yes. Okay? Because my tits are not like your normal calendar tits. I was just trying to tell my daughter. Yeah. You know? They're not your normal calendar model tits. Smaller, yeah.

So that calendar was my way of like you know tammy's very um cocky and so that was my way of tammy thinking she's hot enough to do a calendar it's hilarious people fucking out of everything i do that is like the number one biggest thing I do. People go nuts for it. And I don't know if I were to do a calendar as Chelsea to me and I don't care girls that do nudes, whatever. I'm not judging nothing. But to me that's where it's like

I don't know. That's a little too much for me. Why? I don't know. I don't know. Why would you allow yourself to push yourself and the boundaries comedically this way out of your comfort zone but not the other way? Don't know. Never thought about it. I've just always shut that down to be like a chill guitar.

But you're comfortable enough to do the shoot, just maybe not make a counter out of it or anything bigger than a couple of shoots. Oh, yeah. Oh, I'll do a – oh, yeah. I'll do it. But you're also very body positive yeah why don't let me see not why don't i guess my question is this all right first let's go back to this when was the first time you actually showed your tits on camera for social media you can keep your personal business to yourself right oh no i've never like they'll nothing will

ever come back to haunt me ever um. All your titties are already out. All my titties are out. If you Google Chelsea Lynn tits, there's like dozens, dude. I don't even give a fuck. There has to be at least 36 of them, right? Right, right. I think my first tit exposure to the public was my first calendar. And was that nerve-wracking or were you like?

I was terrified only because I was scared it was going to like ruin my career. Bitch, that shit's taking off with those tits. Fuck yeah.

Those two titties lifted you up, girl. The world saw my tits and go, we are making her famous. We're making this bitch famous. I love it. Oh, I was terrified

and I didn't even go into it thinking it was gonna be topless that was a last minute decision um because i did i did a calendar the year before but it was like a tammy sexy calendar but everything was covered and then people were like we want to see tit and i was like i'm not down and then last minute i was like you know what fuck it let's do this and so nobody knew that it was going to be topless. Oh, you didn't tell. Oh, man. Hell yeah.

And the cover's not. And I was like, oh, by the way, the calendar's going to be topless. He was like, oh, okay. I mean, that was it. You know, he didn't give a fuck. But, oh, ever since that first release of Tits, oh, it's been on ever since. You know? Yeah.

Or off. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Exactly. Oh, our OnlyFans vlogs are all tits. They are. It's all, like, us, like, doing shit. It's nothing, like, sexual.

It's us do. So, we. To you, it's not. To every dude. You're right. You're right. To you, it's not. To every dude. You're right. You're right. Most of my subscribers are women. Are they?

I would say 90%. That's huge. All right. I got a big industrial food scale. And me, Paige, Libby, who's my friend who opens for me, and my two sisters, we did a vlog where we just weighed our tits. opens for me and my two sisters we did a vlog where we just weighed our tits we weighed each tit and we we did a guess on who how much we thought your tit was gonna weigh and then your titties yeah god how much was my okay okay i think i remember see if i can ballpark it i'm not gonna

get am i guessing each titty or am i guessing a combined weight right now guess per tip my dog weighs eight pounds and that titty private i'm gonna go with nine and eight whoa whoa ryan a nine pound tit do have 18 pounds of titties god that's a huge titty that's a big fucking tit i would like to see a nine pound titty god well how much are your titties they're like three pounds each yeah i'm way off they're like three three to four i can't they weren't four pounds but they're like well i tell you what they maybe the camera adds 15 pounds those titties look bigger than that in that calendar girl okay look at my my three pound tit and quadruple that's a a nine pound tit that's this right here that's this right here 100 100 100

holy shit see i'm an idiot i don't know that's a huge titty god and then and then so i would flop my tit on i would flop my tit on on the weight scale, and it'd just go boom, boom. And then Paige puts her little tit on, and it doesn't even move. It doesn't move. It didn't even move. And she's got decent-sized tits, but just the comparison to the plump. The plump. And then the tits. We were dying, dude.

We were dying. And once your tits are out there, it like well they're already out there might as well just make have fun with it you know so and people love titty content but you don't put your tits out on your sexy shoots do you no i don't put them out in a sexy way because i feel like i don't know that would almost be like i don't know i can't explain it like, I don't know. I can't explain it. If I put them in a funny way, it's just funny. If I put it out in a sexy way, I'm like, calm down. You know? I don't know.

I don't know. People are begging for a Chelsea Lynn calendar, so I don't know. Count me among them. Yeah, I'll send you one. I'll keep that one for my daughter. I'll be the one telling my daughter, hey, you need to put some shit in mine. Now, that one, I wouldn't want her be the one telling my daughter, hey, you need to put some shit in mine. Now, that one, y'all wouldn't want her. The Tammy one's funny, but no.

She flipped through a couple of them. I want to know which one she saw. I do, too. I'll ask her. It wasn't just one. She was flipping through it after a while. I think she saw that and thought there'd be something else when she went and there was. It was another Tammy, like, damn.

Will you please put another image in my head hilarious so fucking funny dude i love it tit content nine pound titty nine pound titty can't you tell i have no idea a nine pound tit man probably you could you could you could hurt yourself on a nine oh my god that wrist up a little bit. Holy shit. No. I hope my tits never. No.

They're capped out in growth, I think. Yeah, your titties ain't getting. They're capped out in growth. It's not like they're still growing. No, no, no. They're done growing. You're done growing, girl. Yeah, they're done. Can I ask you about marriage?

Yeah. You've been married for how long now since 2009 so 13 years 13 years we've been together 16 and can i ask you how old you are i'm 34 you've been together for since you were 18 yes i just i just turned 18 whoa so the state handed you right over to your husband? Stop! Hey, that's your fucking problem. Holy shit! Never thought about that. That's fucking funny.

Is that right, though? You went right from that to... Yeah. And you've been together ever since. Yes. My whole adult life, that's fucking weird to think about. That's fucking weird. How about that?

Yeah. I look back, I'm like 16. That doesn't seem... That's your whole adult life. That's weird. Yeah about that's fucking weird how about that yeah i look back i'm like 16 that doesn't seem your whole adult life that's weird yeah that's really that's crazy he's gotta be a hell of a dude dude he's fucking yeah he's hilarious is he does he do anything no and every time i post him people just love they love greg content um he's even like when we're with people like i'm the quiet calm one and i'm not quiet and calm he's just that fucking loud and crazy that it makes me look quiet and calm yeah he's a lot he's a lot to be around sometimes i'm like please i'm like go to another room leave me alone he's a's a lot, you know what I mean?

Love him to death, but yeah, he's definitely crazier than me. He doesn't do any social media. But what a wild ride for fucking two kids. He was 18 also? No, he's four years older than me, so he was what, 21 or something? Okay, so he was 22. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow.

Yeah. To go from like, you know, I was talking to him not too long ago. I'm like, Greg, like, who would have thought when we first got fucking married and I was working at the mall and we were living in Richardson, Texas. What mall? North Park Mall in Dallas. What store? Things Remembered. I got some shit engraved there back in the day.

Stop. That was the place you went. Yeah. People get like a little jewelry box with like Chelsea, we love your nine pound titties. Yep. And then give it to you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would do the engraving.

Things Remembered. I totally know Things Remembered. I hated it. I fucking hated it. I'd rather work in the food industry than the sales. Yeah. In the retail. Did you ever fuck up someone's in the food industry than the sales. Yeah. Did you ever fuck up someone's shit? Oh, all the time.

Yeah. All the time. What did he come into Things Remembered for? Is that how you met in Things Remembered? No, we met in college on Facebook. Okay. When Facebook was like first launched and it was just for college kids. Oh, wow.

You did that just back then? I only knew that because of the movie. I didn't know it was just for college kids. Oh, wow. You did that just back then? I only knew that because of the movie. I didn't know it was just this college thing at first. Oh, you had to have a college email to get a Facebook. A regular email would not work. I didn't know that. Okay. You had to be approved.

Only college kids were on it. And it just came out. There was no social media. I mean, this was fresh, fresh. Yeah, for real. And somehow we met on Facebook. And yeah for real and somehow we met on facebook and um yeah that that's how we met so he's watched you go from literally none of this tammy stuff all the way to now that's what i was telling him i was like dude how crazy is this like we couldn't

afford to go to applebee's we were just working regular i. I go, who would have fucking thought? And he was like, it's wild, Chelsea. I would have never, I would have never thought this, ever. But when we moved to California, we've been in California almost nine years now, eight, nine years. And I didn't want to move. That was from Texas?

Yeah. Okay. I was pissed. Why? Just my sisters were in back home. And I was like, what are we moving to California for? Like this is, you know. And I had just started social media.

I think I had like a thousand followers, which to me was, I was like a thousand followers. I just started the Tamey stuff. And he was like, well, look at it this way. We'll be out in California. We'll be close to LA. Like you can go after your dreams. And I was like, he kind of sold me on that. I was like, all right, let's go.

Otherwise, I would have never. Who knows? Dude, I don't know. Even with the social media stuff, I think about that all the time. I'm like, if we stayed there, would I still be even doing this? Don't know. Don't know. It's wild to think about.

That's what happens when you chase your dreams. Yeah. That's what happens. Yeah. You might just fucking make it come true. Yeah. Yeah, I know. I know.

He's been, yeah, we've been together so long. It's like, fuck, he's been there since the very beginning. Wild. I'm so proud of you. Thank you. Fuck yeah. Thank you. I love that you're selling out theaters right now

now let me ask you this so even still all that no nothing from dad no nothing no no and i know if he's ever been to a show and just not told you or oh he would oh oh he totally would have told he would probably would have asked my aunt for gas money or something like i would have known i gotta get the tab yeah i would have known has he been to was or something. I would have known. I got to get the tabby. Yeah. I would have known. Has he been to... Was he at a show?

I don't... I'm going to see him. No, he's never been to a show. Uh-uh. No. No. Man, that is wild. You have lived a wild fucking life, young lady.

Dude, I feel like it. You have. I feel like it. And it's just getting started. That's the other thing. All this it's just getting started that's the other thing all this time to just get started crazy but i'm about to be 35 i'll be 35 in august and i'm first off i'm like whoa i just turned 25 where's where's the last 10 years been right 35 ryan i know it 10 years boom like that for real a blink it's wild I'm like I literally I

started the whole social I started all this when I was 26 26 I didn't start comedy till I was 27 really wow what'd you do before then were you in LA I I did improv in LA when I first got here for a year and then I did like the groundlings and shit like that. And then I went into stand up. Wow. But before that, I was all working and putting myself through college and just getting my feet under me from all the death and shit that took place. Wow. But look at you.

Yeah. Give me some, girl. I'm proud of you. I really am proud of you. Thank you. You've already come such a long way since the last time we had you here which feels like fucking forever we had a pandemic in the middle of it that's how long it's been yeah thank you again for coming back thank you for being so sweet um thank you for ruining my daughter's childhood and uh will you please

promote everything again please all of it first off real quick i will but it's like little kids get into playboys yours got into into a Tamey calendar. She did. First time she sees somebody's titties, she's going to be like, that ain't nothing. You need to put those little fucking mosquito bites away, bitch. Oh, my gosh. My best friend and I have a podcast called The Viral Podcast. It is growing like fucking wildfire.

I love it. It's been so much fun to do. It's called The Viral viral podcast check it out um we just take we basically take uh questions from callers um and they'll we can get deep we'll we talk a lot about funny stuff they'll call in tell us wild shit that's happened to them and it gets crazy over there um chelsea lynn on all across all socials i'm verified you'll find me Look for that blue check mark. And yeah. I love it.

I love you, too. Thank you for making time for us today. You're the shit. Thank you so much. As always, Ryan Sickler on all social media. RyanSickler.com. We'll talk to you all next week. Thank you.