The HoneyDew with Ryan Sickler - Josh Wolf - HDWY Review 4

Episode Date: November 18, 2024

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And if you've been here, you know what we're about to do. Ladies and gentlemen, I am very excited to have this guest back on the Honeydew. Please welcome Josh Wolf. Welcome back to the Honeydew. Let's go. You know, this is the podcast I look forward to more than any other podcast that I do. I appreciate it, dude.

Because you're putting things in front of me that I want, like I want to see this stuff. Yeah. This is up your alley. Yeah. All right. Well, before we get into what we're going to get into, please promote your special. You got a new special out and anything you want, please. Well, I have a new special out called four stories and man,

I'm so excited about this. It's, it's an entire special. It's just four stories that you're a storyteller too, man. And I tell long stories and I've fought for so long with people who are like, you shouldn't do the long stories, nobody, but this is just who I am. And I've fought for so long with people who are like, you shouldn't do the long stories, nobody, but this is just who I am. And I am, I don't know how you feel about your standup now, but I feel that all the wheels are on the track, man. And I'm not saying, I think Ron White is the best

storyteller out there for me. I love his style. Diaz is obviously, Joey Diaz, Ron White, these are great storytellers. Great, and they, Ron's draw you in with his slow cadence and no movement and not getting loud is like amazing. And Joey is Joey.

Outside of those two dudes, I'm sure you feel the same way. I don't think I'm the best, but right now I feel great. I feel good, yeah. And these stories, dude, they vary widely. I tell a story about having to listen to my roommate have sex with a deaf girl, which is one of my all-time favorites, but almost getting arrested at Ikea with my kids in the women's room. Like there's a lot of great stories on there. Could not be happier, but so psyched dude

to be here. I was telling my wife on the, she was like, what are you going to do in this podcast? I go, Ryan gets me man. Ryan knows that he's going to show me some crazy weird shit that I cannot wait. Yeah. We've got some, we've got some fun stuff for not only Josh, but for y'all as well. So here's what we're gonna do today. We're gonna go through some, and also if you're new to this, or if you don't know about us doing this,

this is our fourth, is this our fourth? So there's, if you wanna watch, if you're still undecided after this episode of whether you want the Patreon, go watch the other best dubs we've done. And I promise you, it's worth a cup of coffee. Oh my Lord. I promise you.

This is the best, I think I say this every time I'm on, the best value of any $5. Get it 100%. I say it all the time. That is true. This is the best value for a $5 you're ever gonna have. It's ruined me personally, because I say all the time. This is the best value for a $5 you're ever going to have. It's ruined me personally, because I say all the time, I'm like the paramedic at the party. And I'm like, this one guy I talked to guy had his arm chopped off and a gorilla ate it.

You know what I mean? Like, what are you, who are you talking to? I'm like regular people out there. And that's what it is. So let's put our headphones on because we're going to watch our clips here. Can I ask you, do you have a favorite out of here? I have to answer two ways. I have a favorite person out of here just because my heart goes out to him. I shouldn't say he's my favorite, but my heart bleeds for this guy a little bit more.

And not that it didn't for this guy, but the other guy's story is wild. I can't wait. So there's, there's, I promise you. So we're going to go through some of our favorite clips here. You're going to hear some wild stuff. You're going to hear stuff about serial killer cases, eyes gone missing, feet left in shoes at a crime scene.

You're going to hear all kinds of stuff. And I promise you an ending that you will not see coming. Feet left in shoes? Let's get into it, bro. So before I do, if anyone out there has a story that has to be heard, please submit it to honeydewpodcast at gmail.com. That's the only place to send it. Don't send it to my Instagram or anywhere. honeydewpodcast at gmail.com. If you've sent one before, send it again,

bump it to the top, we get a lot. We would love to do an episode with you. All right, now, the cool thing about this first clip here is this is a guest we had on before. His name was Christian Pugh. Now you remember this. Christian went to see Tom Segura in concert in Austin. After leaving that concert, Christian then went out with his friends and

doesn't know what happened, okay? He went missing. There was a literal manhunt for him, and three days later, they find this kid alongside the Congress Street Bridge, and he's in a coma. They take him to a hospital for a good three more weeks. He doesn't wake up. So almost a month this kid's out. When he wakes up, they tell him, this is what's going on. Tom, Christian went to see you in Austin, and after the show, his parents were also supposed

to go with him to see you in Austin, Texas. And after the show, he got drunk and wandered off from his group, was found three days later under the Congress street bridge. He still doesn't know that. And he woke up a month later. He went to see you at concert and was missing for three days found under the Congress street bridge. Still not still blacked out. And one month later this motherfucker woke up and he's about to tell me his story right now. Now hold on What we come to find out now, you knew that. Yeah. If

you've been there, you knew that. Here's what we didn't know. Because of you great fans, there's apparently a documentary called No Swimming in Lady Bird Lake, the Disturbing Truth, the True Crime Documentary. It's on YouTube. It's got millions of views, okay? And people start hitting us up saying, hey, that clip that we just showed you now is in this documentary. And apparently, there's a serial killer in Austin

who's killing a lot of people and throwing them in that. What do you mean a lot of people? I'm gonna give you some numbers. No swimming in Lady Berk, so he's throwing these bodies in that. What do you mean a lot of people? I'm gonna give you some numbers. No swimming in Lady Bird. So he's throwing these bodies in there. And what happens is, look man, I'm not part of the production, but they do it very factual.

Like Josh Wolf, this date, blah, blah, blah, missing. Kirsten, this date, missing. Ryan Sickler, this date, missing. Then it cuts the fucking, this kid, it's the art, like it's dead, dead, dead, and then two hyenas laughing about how this kid's not dead in the middle of this dead, dead. Who are these two hyenas cackling at this thing? And so we're like, wait, so this documentary uses our clip that we just showed you to put in there,

and what ends up happening is that Christian might be the lone survivor of this attack. Was he attacked? As of July 11, 2024, which is just a few months ago, this just now, 13 bodies have been recovered from Lady Bird Lake and the Colorado River in the Austin area in the past two years. This includes 11 men and two women. Now the men thing is interesting to me because there's other people now saying that there's a killer that might be targeting homosexual men.

So what we did, so you guys know, is we did a follow-up episode with Christian. We just did a little about 20-25 minute episode where he tells us that there might be potentially one other survivor who we're trying to get in touch with. And make sure you check out the bonus episode on Patreon on Friday, and on Thursday you now got the option for the second tier with the way back for eight bucks. And he has new information, Christian has new information about what happened to him? Yeah. Well, see, the whole thing is none of us knew that this, he just told this story. Yeah.

And then this documentary starts floating around and that's when we realized, oh my God, hey, you, this, you might be, and he's like, yeah yeah So he found out after two and like I said, he does mention one other guy who was a possible survivor and We'd like to talk to him. All right This is the second one. Now. This is the you asked me if I have a favorite. This is my favorite Story, okay. Okay. This guy's name is Bryson Ecker. Bryson Ecker was episode 206. And Bryson, excuse me, Bryson Ecker just bought himself a $2,000 Tiger Stripe Desert Eagle. Bought it legally and he takes it over to his friend's house to show him.

And the friend's neighbor shows up, you know, because friends always got a neighbor and he sees Bryson's new gun and then he says, Hey, check my piece out. And this guy's got a Ruger P 94 DC with hollow point bullets. Okay. And this is what happens. I look up and then I see him and he looks wide as a ghost. He can't speak. I like can't hear anything still.

So I look at my friend and I was like mumbling cause I didn't know why is it that time. So I was like, just trying to hear something. I see the smoke rising from his gun and I'm starting to put it all together. Like, holy shit. I think like the gun went off and that must be why I'm so confused and fucked up.

I can't hear anything. I must've been shot. Yeah, I'm like feeling for myself. I'm like, I didn't get shot in the head cause I should be dead, right? And then the glasses flew off. And as I like my hands slides across my face, my fingers just slid into my eye. So I get like, no.

Did you already said he said split into my eye socket? Listen to what he said. I saw it get like jello. No. Yeah, dude. what he says. I saw it get like jello. No! At first I was like, yo, this only one eye is blanking and I was like, uh-oh. Dude brought his gun to show them. Look at this legal gun I got. This guy's like, oh yeah? Look at this one I got. Look what we got. Josh, look, we got Luke's over here, bro. What are you doing? This guy ended up- Kirsten, can we get spoons or forks, please?

This dude ended up finger fucking his own eye. His own eye. Panicking, too. Could you imagine? Could you imagine, dude? Ah! You're like, what the hell's going on? And you're just touching your face

and your fingers just go into your eye hole. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Oh, it ain't over yet, bro. That's just the beginning of it. Can I tell you, so, you know, I like things a little bit weird, right? I do at my, at my show, there was a woman in, in Baltimore, dude.

At my show, there was a woman in Baltimore, dude. Yeah. And she, we were talking, I was talking to her at the front row and, you know, she took her eyeball out. But you know what I found out about eyeballs is that they're mostly not eyeballs. They're just like, strips. You know how we know that? Check out the Patreon, y'all.

We've had a few people, we've had a few people take their eyes out on this episode. Crazy. I mean, on this show. This guy, though, that eye, he was doing the... Bro, we're not done yet. You think that's wild? Oh, hold on a second. He was fingering, okay.

All right, so also, I just want you to, this is just a little taste of what I do here on this show. Like we love you, we feel sorry for you, but we're here to highlight low lights and laugh at you just like we do with everybody else. The next time I am conscious again, it is, I believe it was Saturday afternoon. So from early afternoon Friday to Saturday afternoon is basically just a black hole. I like your eye. You're down, bro. We're here to fucking always pump you up. We got empathy. We also get one

in the ribs too. I have no idea who that man is. I've never met him, but I'm going to take my shots. So if you have a story that has to be heard, please submit it. The honeydew podcast straight jello hole at gmail.com. I would love if I think I'm going to get a fake eye. I'm going to judge it up a little bit. I'm not going to make it look like like that. Well, you know, when a hollow point bullet goes off in your eye and it blows up,

it's a little harder to, you know, just, you know, you're not keeping the same sock. Shit changes a little bit in there, which you're about to hear. Oh, no. And so we assume that when the bullet went in, the hollow point opened up as it hit the glasses, somehow sucked that in. It bounced off the back of my orbital side down into my neck and the bullet is there to this day. It's between my C one and C two vertebrae. I have to be very careful when I get chiropractic adjustments and that kind of thing. Or what?

The bullet goes off and shoots the chiropractor. You got to watch that, dude. But here's the wild part. Here's the x-ray. Now. Yep. Now you see the bullet right here? Yeah.

But here's the crazy part. Go ahead, Kirsten. See that little arrow right there? Yeah. But here's the crazy part. Go ahead, Carson. See that little arrow right there? Yeah. That's the glasses, dude. No! Yeah! His glasses got, yeah!

No, no! His glasses got blown into it. The force of the bullet sucked his glasses into his eye socket. And they now, because he were looking for the glasses everywhere. Like, where the hell is it? Where the hell is it?

And they couldn't find his glasses. And then when they did the x-ray they're like oh there's your glasses because they were the wire frame glasses look at it that's the glass and they live in his skull now and have attached it and he's got a bullet in there. Well he imagine explaining that going through a metal detector. Yeah, I imagine explaining that going through a metal detector. I got a I got glass I wonder if he can see better out of the other eye with the glasses behind yo, that is bananas bananas The gut the force of a hollow point pulled the glasses into the eye socket Did you get into why the dude how he pulled the we get into it on the episode the trigger? Why that idiot pulled the trigger? Yeah, he talks about it

He's just a neighbor that came over like oh, that's cool. Look at mine. That's all it was. This dude gets shot in the face. $5 a month. Y'all $5 a month. If you want the honeydew and the way back a day early ad free, no censorship. It's eight bucks a month. All right.

And you know, submit your story, please. Honeydew podcast at gmail.com. You know what I love about this? Is this dude walks into any party, very confident that whatever story you got, I got you. Ain't no way. Yeah. Oh yeah?

Oh, is that right? You see these glasses? I got them inside too. I got another pair here by the way. You wear a wire fring? Well, the inside of a skull does. I got big plastic ones now. You wear a wire fringed one inside of a skull though. I got big plastic ones now.

Oh my God. This guy here, this is Billy. Now Billy's one of a, we've actually had him back. He's a fan favorite, so he's certainly one of my faves as well. It's hard to pick, like I said. Is he, isn't that dude who always finds dead bodies? No, no, no. That's our boy. Oh, hold on. You know who I'm talking about. Is he what is it that dude who always finds dead bodies? No, no, no. That's our boy.

Oh, hold on. You know who I'm talking about. Mike Frampton, of course. That's our guy, Mike Frampton. Sorry, Mike Frampton. That's our guy, Mike Frampton. He's not on this episode, but you should see the Mike Frampton clips and episodes. It's worth the $5.

Go watch the best of. Just his. His alone. His alone, no doubt. Billy now, Billy's been a paramedic for 15 years and he's seen some wild stuff. And on this story here, you're about to see he's heading to a scene that was called in as a traumatic injury. Patient has been cut by a helicopter blade.

And it's still alive. The first time it hit her, it made a huge, it made a very large laceration. It broke her collarbone the second time it hit her It hit her just a little off the shoulder and it basically Filleted the arm. I mean basically the tricep and bicep is just Hanging it didn't break the bone and the arm was still intact. It then knocked her down onto all fours and the rotor hit her again across the heel. It hit her three more times across the hip before it finally

broke the rotor, you know, completely off. I know this is going to sound like an asshole question, but you couldn't just move a little bit out of the way. You were just standing there. It's just, it's just chopping the blade. It's chopping the blade. Yo, dude, how do you get that close to the helicopter? So what I didn't know about helicopters either is that when they land and the blade starts to slow,

naturally gravity, it'll come down. It's not still up here, it'll start to come down and tall or you get too close, boom, off and you're done. Yo, first of all, he's paramedic, right? So he shows up, she's got the arm filleted and the hip is basically gone. So now he comes up to her and you're about to hear what his... he's there to do a job. This is what happens. I reach over and I pull my scissors out to start cutting her clothes off of her because we have to get them what we call trauma naked because we have to be able to see where all the injuries are and just as I make the first cut she opens her eyes and turns her head and looks at me

and she goes hey are you going to take me to the hospital wait he just got diced off my helicopter. And she's worried about the ambulance bill. She's awake. Any of it. You know what I mean? Any of it. This lady's alive right now.

Trauma naked sounds like the way a couple of comedians have left people. That ain't no lie right there, bro. Yo, are you going to take me to the hospital? Yeah, your arm has been filleted by a fucking helicopter. Also, if we don't get out of here in five minutes, it's the morgue. Yeah. Here's more bad news. Probably gonna have to fly in a helicopter.

We're probably gonna have to get out. We won't use this one. In another helicopter. We can't use this one. Get another helicopter. We can't use this one. You fucked up the rotor. You fucked up the rotor. Ha ha ha ha ha. Now wait, there's one more.

This is, this lady, you'll hear. I mean, the tail rotor was gone. How is she talking? How is she even, how is she, her eyes even open and communicate? You're telling me this woman got chopped up by the tail and was answering questions correctly. Answering questions correctly and making jokes.

It's my hero. Yeah. Is that not that's a lady after all? She's amazing. She was. Oh, you didn't ask if she made it. You got to watch the episode, bro. That's the whole tease we're doing here. All right. This one now, this is, uh, Brittany Sullivan from episode 218. Now, here we go. This is a wild one here. Brittany wrote in about a double murder that took place

in Arkansas on August 23rd, 1987. It's a popular case that I didn't know about. It's a case commonly referred to as the boys on the tracks. Okay, this is documented and very well known. Don Henry and Kevin Ives were the two boys killed and Kevin Ives is Brittany's mom's cousin. Okay, first cousin, so she's got firsthand of real story stuff. The whole thing about this is,

and people started commenting like, hey, Ryan Sickler didn't kill himself. You know what I mean? Like the Clintons are involved. There's a lot of real shady drug runnings and all kinds of stuff going on. Yeah. So this is what happens. The Flint County Sheriff, which was Jim Steed at the time, he claimed that

Flint County had done like an excellent investigation. He was, you know, happy with it. A family member went to the tracks two days after they were hit and found Kevin's left foot. What? Hold up. No joke. In his shoes, in plain thought, too.

They left his foot in. The sheriff said, no, no, we cleaned the scene. I'm confident. And two days later or whatever she said, a family member goes and the kids left foot is in the shoe in plain sight. I wish I could do my job like that. Now I'm doing well. I'm doing what we did down there. I just left a foot.

A foot, dude. A foot. Yo. A foot. You don't think like when you took the body, you would not notice? You know what, we seem to be down one foot. Yeah, you know what I'm saying?

It's two boys, you got four feet. And we only got three. We only got three, man. All right, let's spread out. It's in plain sight. It's in plain sight. Now, here's the thing. These boys are victims.

They should have never, this should have never happened to them. So this is what happens next. Two witnesses saw two police officers pull up to the boys and start beating the shit out of. And that's what I think most of us think is when he got hit with the gun and that's what killed him and then they just had to kill the other one as a witness. But they threw the boys in the back of the car, drove him to a dirt road. That was a dead end.

According to one witness who was waiting to catch his wife cheating on him. Why he saw him. Was the wife cheating on him. That's why he saw him. Was the wife cheating on him? Yeah. So this dude's just minding his own separate business, trying to catch his wife stepping out, and he witnesses the two cops dump the dead boys. But guess what? We got one more clip for you. What if we solve this crime, right? This one, we ain't going near. No.

The Clintons are involved in everything. We ain't going nowhere near this one, bro. Let's see this. I should say the Clintons are... Allegedly. Allegedly, according to the stories involved. And so they start an investigation through grand jury and it turns up, they do eventually change it to

homicide. They do. But about nine witnesses die in the process. That's why we're not. Well, this ain't gonna be 10 and 11. I'm not telling you that. Nine of the witnesses have been. That's some mob shit, dude. The witnesses have been... That's some mob shit, dude. It's 100% a thing. So, so many people have written in about what it is. And I'm ignorant to a lot of things, but I guess it was a popular place to maybe do a

drug drop off. They would drop a plane down there. They said neighbors would hear planes going on and out through the middle of the night. And they're just doing drug runs or whatever they're dropping off there. And these boys are there, see some shit they shouldn't see they get got and then how these kids you know i don't know but it's a it's a really popular story you can look up again it's called the boys on the tracks and the boy that she's talking about is kevinves. Kevin Ives was her mom's cousin. And that single foot, what happened to that? It's gotta, you listen man, I'm going to say this.

Cause if it's my fucking cousin's foot, I'm going to put it in a bag or I'm going to throw it in the back of the car and drive it to the police station. Be like, how the fuck y'all leave this? Yeah. And not, not only that, if you, could you stop it and keep just the foot? No, you ain't getting human body parts. You can't do that. Right? Well, it's a great question to lead into our next segment for real if it really is. So this is Michael Schmidt, uh, episode two 15. Wait, I want to ask you one more question about this, these two kids. So this has been

a cold case since the eighties. I'm not sure. 87, August 23, 1987 is when they were killed. And this dude who was trying to catch his wife stepping out and sees this, he's alive or dead? I don't know. I really don't know if he's alive or not but he could be one of the nine bro. Nine's a lot. Coming up on serial killer down there. That's nine. Nine is almost a full court basketball game of dead people. It's a baseball team of dead people. Yeah the Clintons. Allegedly.

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wasn't difficult enough, Michael lost his hand in a work accident, okay? Now, when we got the email, I thought we were interviewing a man who had lost his hand years ago, but that wouldn't be the honeydew with y'all. So how about hours ago, Josh? No fucking way. This guy, Michael Schmidt, zoomed from the hospital. Okay. Now this is the machine. So it's one of these sledgehammer things, a commercial, you know, pile driver. Don't do that.

Someone's going to put a meme at that. Right in front of your camera too. How about this? Okay, so it's a, it's a pile driver and a piece of this thing flies off and it hits him in the hand. He's not, he's doing what he's supposed to be doing away from it, but it malfunctions and a chunk of this massive thing flies off.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, is that the color of the rest of his body? No, the whole hand though. And they're doing everything they can to save the hand. So let's take a look at what happens here. Realize little by little what was going on. And, uh, he's in the fucking hospital. My hand up and I held onto my wrist and my hand and I just looked at it and it's

just looked like spaghetti. You know, your hand up, right? You just lost your hand two weeks ago Yeah, they just cut it off today. Did he lose his tongue too? When he lost his hand was you think this When he lost his hand was he like this? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. So two weeks ago, the dude loses his hand.

He's still in the hospital. He zooms us from the hospital. I couldn't get over it. I was like, dude, you're calling from the hospital. Like you just lost it. So I start talking to him about it. And I said, you know, do you have that phantom pain? He's like, yeah, I still feel like it's there,

all this stuff. And then I, like you, have questions. I got to ask you, what do they do with your fucking hand? Where did it go? Do you get this? Do you get to say goodbye to your body part? Like you wave goodbye with the other hand at it for a little bit and be like, that's my motherfucking hand, man. No, I was out, you know, they put me under anesthesia and they cut it off.

So I woke up in my hospital room, the room we're in, and, um, I don't know what happened to it. I, maybe I just asked before they took it. Maybe I could have kept it and you know, they let you keep it, but you should be able to at least high five. High five and Hell yeah. You remember the high five? I don't know. High five and goodbye? Also, my pussy ass has this brace on because I had trigger thumb.

This guy's got his fucking hand off. And I got a brace. I got to be all nasty to have trigger thumb while he's missing a hand. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah.

Ah. I, I, they, because they put, you know, I've known people who have cut pieces of their body off, and they put that shit on ice And they bring it in they try to save it, right? Well, the reason I showed you that black hand picture what you if you if you're on the look You're not gonna be able to see this on YouTube because YouTube but you will see all these photos That on the patreon the glasses the the hand so they did try and because it ended up looking like that

They're like we it's done. It's dead. Yeah. You don't want that on there. Yeah. You don't want that one. Plus, you know what, between that and going James Bond with getting some attachments, I'd go attachments. Top three attachments. Cause you know, have you interviewed that dude, Paul DeGelder on this show, dude? I don't think so. No, no, no. He lost his arm and leg in a shark attack. This dude, he's the best. I don't think so. No, no, no. He lost his arm and leg in a shark attack. Mm-mm. Oh, this dude. How'd we get him?

He's the best. I'd love to have him. He was on, you know, I did that, I did a show on Shark Week for a while and he came on, right? And Tara Reid was on that episode too. And he had this black glove because he has this fake hand

and she was fucked up. And after the show, she said to him, she goes, why do you always wear a black glove, because he has this fake hand, and she was fucked up. And after the show, she said to him, she goes, why do you always wear a black glove? And he was like, I got my hand bit off by a shark. And she goes, why'd you do that? Why'd you do that? He was like, I didn't really do it.

But yo, he's, he's amazing. But he lost half his hands, his hamstring on down his arm on down. And but his attachments are amazing. Yeah, yeah, I'd go super my top three attachments. I would go hand. I would go like a like I'd go James Bondy a little bit. When I was a writer producer doing gigs. Also I would, I did one thing that I loved and it was this whole thing where this guy, he was creating, he was taking a 3D printer and he was printing limbs for people in third world countries that couldn't afford anything. Amazing. But what

he started with was changing the minds of kids, because kids are naturally cruel. They see a kid missing an arm, it's like, we're gonna make fun of that kid, that kid's weird, he's different, we don't wanna go near him. So what he did was he made you a limb, but he would make it like Iron Man or Spider-Man. And what it did was it then made the kids go,

oh my God, that's cool, let's go talk to Josh, let's go, to the point where they were like, we want one, it's like, no, you actually don't. But it made it so that you were now not an outcast, you were fucking cool and someone that people could come over and talk to and maybe be educated about what's going on with this thing. Yeah, because you know what makes you an outcast?

Purple hand. Yeah. Black, dead, purple. Yeah. I don't even want to fist bump that, I don't want to wave that. I'm out on that. Now, here's the thing, as a man, we have a dominant hand and we do

things with that dominant hand. Yeah. Well, I have questions. Well, I mean, we've talked about, I would have to straight up ask you about it. Did you use to wipe your ass with your right or your left hand? Great question. Oh man. Yeah. I'm, I'm trying to figure it out now.

It's a little challenging, man. I don't think I, right now, if I just went home to practice, I don't think I could wipe my ass clean with my left hand. No way, because I couldn't find the hole. With my right hand, I can find the hole on the first shot. Left hand, I'm gonna have to feel it out harder. I'm making a mess back there. We asked them on that.

That's why I said we taught them it's on there. That's on there. But then I was like, I got to ask you about white, but listen, I didn't get it all the first time I did it. I didn't get it all. You can't no way told me, Hey, you need to go back in there. She didn't help.'t go back in there. I can't imagine like honestly jerking off with my left hand. Everything new. No, dude.

It would feel like Michael J. Fox was doing it. It would be like, oh, I'll shake it. You've had yourself. Come on. I should go. You've been on this body of 51 years, like everybody else. I'll shake You've been on this body in 51 years like everybody else I couldn't find my whole first shot with wiping No, well, I'm in practice today with your left hand. Just see what you do I'm gonna wear a glove though. All of you should try it five hours a month Everybody five hours a month for the honeydew with y'all if you want the way back also. It's a second tier It's eight bucks a month.

You're getting both shows, a day early ad free, no censors. And if you got a story that has to be heard, please submit it to honeydewpodcast.gmail.com. I would love to do an episode with you. If you're losing a hand or a foot, which one you picking? Oh, leg. You going leg over foot?

No doubt. Over head? The springs, those guys, the blades. Like I used to have a joke that the guys in the Olympics that run with blades, it's actually an unfair disadvantage. It's not an unfair advantage. They don't have legs, but they've got better legs than we have and it is an unfair disadvantage

that they can haul ass on those things. I would take the legs all day long. I'd do too much with these. Really? I'd go left arm because I know when I hear people talk about their legs do get sore on those things. And like I said, man, I would go straight Bond villain. I'd have a lot of different, I'd put a fake hand on that would go, bap, bap, bap, bap. I would do a knife. I would do a lot of different things, you know? But leg, you know what?

You could put somebody's head on there. You could do a lot of things on there. You could do a lot of fun on the hand. Yeah. You know, what if I, what if I just- You're just thinking about joking. I'm thinking about getting through life. No, but you could put a dick on there.

I put a wheel so I could go down there too and roll on it. Yeah, you can do so many fun things, but I don't think I'm doing legs. All right, we have two more for you, Josh Wolf. Two more here. This is Clinton Wall. Now this was something that as it happened, we were like, let's mark that

and just ask Josh what he would do. Just do it. Clinton Wall, episode 209. that as it happened, we were like, let's mark that and just ask Josh what he would do. Clinton wall episode 209 Clinton wall works for animal control and he's seen a ton of things, but this one happened and we were just like, let's ask Josh what would he would do in this situation. I've had some like, I have a lot of snakes in houses. There was a lady who was showering and a seven foot rat snake came out of her exhaust fan while she was showering. Bullshit. Nah.

She went, What? She's just in the shower and a seven foot rat snake came out of the exhaust fan? So she's telling me that she had like, she had her speaker on, like LED speaker and lights were off. No lights. And she didn't know what it was. And she went off. No lights. And she didn't know what it was and she went up. No. Wash her hair or put her cap on so her hair didn't get wet.

And then it came down and touched her. Nah, dude, nah. What are you doing? Well, first of all. In the dark. First of all, the next thing you know, you'd been like, I was on the front lawn naked. Do you know what I mean?

That would have been one of those things. You know when you're so scared you black out? I'd have been like, I'm jazz handed for sure. Oh, that's fear number one, dude. In the dark, dude. Every time I sit down to take a shit, I look in the toilet. No matter where, every time I'm like,

this could be the time. If a snake came up or down, dude, I am never showering again. I'm never shitting again. Oh, I touched a snake in the dark, bro. In the dark in your home. No, out of nowhere. I'm like the fire. It's over there. I'm throwing a match in that place.

I'm never going back in. I'm driving away naked. Are you fucking kidding me? I would never recover, dude. I'm too much of kidding me? I would never recover dude. I'm too much of a pussy. I would never recover. I would because for real I would never turn out the lights in my house again. Would you? Never because I don't ever shower in the dark either. Why are we doing that? Right? Why are we doing my music on and shower in the dark? I mean, listen,

I take whatever gets you through it, but that's what happens. A seven foot fucking snake comes out of nowhere the one time you do that shit. Dude, because it would fuck me up anytime the lights were out, if I was in my bed. I would think there's a whole bunch of them up there. A nest, they call them nests? Well, I would've.

For sure there is. And why is it in your- And he's seven foot, so he's probably eating mice and shit that are all running up there and everything else. Fuck that. Do rat snakes, are they, would they just eat rats? I don't even know. Yeah, it wouldn't matter.

Don't matter. Snake. Done. I'm absolutely done. To me, I say this all the time. Every snake's a king cobra. Anything that touches me in the ocean's jaws. Every bear's a grizzly.

For sure. I don't want to hear about your, oh, it's a gentle brown Yeah. Every bear is a grizzly. For sure. I don't want to hear about your, oh, it's a gentle brown bear. It's a fucking grizzly. Okay. Your playful black bear. It's a grizzly. It's something that could paw my face off

with half the effort. You know what I don't feel bad for? You know those dudes who were like, they called them grizzly atoms. Yeah. But he died tragically. Oh, I'm always rooting for the bear on those guys. When he says he died tragically by bear, I'm like, that is not tragic.

Yeah, it's not at all. There is not. You're an idiot. That's just a matter of time. It may not have happened the first two times. That's right. But the third time, the bear like, is this dude still out here? Let's go see what he's all about.

That's like trying to kill 13 people and two get away. Yeah. You know what I mean? It's like that. No, there's no way. But that is a huge fear of mine. That spiders in my bed at night. Oh yeah, anything, anything moving.

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Can I tell you, so Beth's cousin when he was 13, woke up in the morning and just felt like he was going crazy, like there was just scratching in his head, scratching in his head. And they just couldn't get out of it. They went to the doctor and this is Louisiana. You know one of those roaches? Climbed in through his ear.

Through his ear. So they, dude, he slept with a stocking on his head until he was 19 years old. He couldn't fall asleep until he put a stocking over his head. Dude, a cockroach, I would never sleep again. Ever. Or without my ears uncovered. I would have a hell of a- Or nose or mouth. I'd wear a fucking fencing mask to bed every month. I'd tie that neck up and go, y'all ain't clipped all of it. I'd tie my butthole, my dickhole. I would, dude, fuck that.

If I woke up and there was scratching in my head, dude, because you know I, well, you know I had to, I ate a live cockroach on TV before, right? I've seen, yes. That was at least my choice, but to be asleep, because you know they say spiders and all that shit crawl into your mouth, nah, dude. If I ever found evidence

of that, I might sleep standing up like a fucking straight up vampire upside down. If a cockroach crawled into your ear at night, tell me what your next step is. I'm going to the hospital and freaking the fuck out. I'm going to be screaming, screaming. There's a fucking cockroach in my head. If everybody said calm down, I'm gonna say, fuck you. There's a cockroach in my head. And are you, how are you sleeping that night? I'm not sleeping.

What are you talking about? I don't even know how it got in his ear without him waking up. I feel like burrowing in, you'd feel that. I think so too. But I would have to be medicated so heavily to go to sleep for the rest of my life. My life dude. Yeah. All right. This is our last one. This is a bit of a two parter and I promise you this is an ending you're not going to

see coming. And you asked me, this guy has got my heart because this is Kane Bradway, episode 201. And Kane was born to two addicts at the time, and his parents were only 14 and 15 when he was born. This is why I got a little spot in my heart for this kid. This kid was born to kids, but he's rescued by his grandfather. Okay? So his grandfather takes him in, and he lives with grandpa, who's a great dude, and then grandpa dies and now

grandpa's girlfriend who owns the house is making very questionable decisions. By the way, grandpa is probably 30. You know what I thought? 35? Probably was. If they're all having them young, he's in his 30s. He might have been. All right.

Because you say grandpa's girlfriend. I'm like, at first I'm thinking an 80-year-old woman. I'm probably like, probably not. Maybe not. Maybe at this point, I don't know, 30s, 40s, sure. She owns the house, and she's making questionable decisions, like letting two guys fresh out of prison live with them. OK?

So Kane is a kid at this point, and the old lady, the girl for, I say old lady, but the girl, the grandpa's girlfriend goes on vacation, hires this 21 year old girl to babysit Kane and someone else's newborn baby. Okay. And remember the prisoners live there. So the old lady went on a camping trip for like a week and a half. And it was just the daughter who at the time I think was like 21 in me. And then she was babysitting someone's like, not even a year old infant too.

And it was just supposed to be us in that prison in May for a week and a half of the house. And he got mad and as soon as everyone left, I'm watching, I was just watching like TV in the living room or something. And he randomly just fucking like picks her up by the throat, throws her across the room. And he pulls a knife on her. Damn. Yeah.

So long story short, he told me to go to my room. Don't worry about anything. You know, chill out. And. He basically kept me and her hostage for like a week. Whoa. How old is he? He unplugged the phone, all that shit, because in his mind, he's going to go back to prison because of what he did. But he I think he probably believed that he was probably going to fucking kill her. What did he do with the newborn?

He made her take care of it, but he didn't like mess with it or anything. Really nice to me. I had a good time. He would come in and play video games with me. Hang out, food and shit. You make a good story. The best story ever, dude. I genuinely had a good time. You really had a good time. Genuinely had a good time!

This poor son of a bitch. Best babysitter I ever had. His life was sucked so much that being taken hostage was the best time he's had so far. This poor kid. He came and played video games with him and ordered food. He's with them and ordered food. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha He didn't torture her. He just grabbed her by the throat and threw her over and then pulled a knife on her and was like, fuck that. And he knew he was going back to prison. So he unplugged all the phones and then just, he didn't hurt anybody, but he held him hostage for a week. He's playing Mario Kart with this dude. He was, he said, I do believe he was going to kill her. You just got to watch what happens, how they get him out and all that stuff, but he was probably gonna kill

that girl, yeah. Oh, do we have a follow-up on this? We don't have a follow-up, it's in that episode. Yeah, you watched the episode. Oh, I am dying to know. So here's, I have so many questions. First of all, I wonder how old he was when that happened. Does it say?

It does not. He was little at the time, though. And at the time, I know he's like looking back on it, but did you ask him at the time, was he scared? Yeah, he was scared. So he understood. No, no, no. I asked him and he was like, no, I was having a great time. Because he told me go back there. I'm not going to fuck with you.

And he played, he would come in on and off play video. Ordered him food. That's why he's like, I genuinely had a good time. Listen, the girl out there was not having the same experience that these kids have. But here's the other thing I think of too. I'm like, well, wait, that's someone else's newborn. Imagine your brand new baby is over at this place and it's being held hostage. And so I ask him about those people, you know, you got to watch the episode. But so, so we got three different groups of people. We got him and his, his grandpa was gone. We got the newborn's parents. Now were they, did they know there was a hostage situation?

The newborn's parents, they figured it out because he unplugged all the phones and they couldn't get to the, they call the cops. They must've called the cops. There must've been some brand. Yeah. It, it, you don't just take someone hostage and just be like, nevermind. Yeah.

Yeah. Ah, forget it. Yeah, they're okay now. We're on vacation anyway. It's fine. No. Yo, dude. Yeah.

That is so fucked up for this kid, but he probably for the rest of his life was like comparing other babysitters to this guy. And he's like, can somebody take me hostage? Yeah, I need a prisoner. It gets so crazy, obviously, that's just one example that Kane decides he's going to leave at 16. He's going to find his biological father,

the teenager who had him. And- It was the prisoner. No, it wasn't. I was going to be like, whoa, that would be amazing. But this isn't going to be a shocker. And it was the prisoner. That would be amazing. But this isn't going to be a shocker. His dad kind of sucks. Okay. Is that kind of sucks?

So he finds his biological father. Yeah. All right. Now Kane has a girl that he's interested in. He has a girlfriend. Okay. But he breaks up with the girlfriend and they have, you know, on off again, a relationship and then they rekindle

He's starting to have feelings for again and they get back together We start getting close again, and I guess in a weird way kind of had some feelings you know what I mean start seeming more like a person to me and not just that lady at the gas station and Then randomly one day She goes and sleeps in my parents' bed with them. Well, what? What? So his girlfriend, who's rekindled with him, is coming over, hanging out. One day just walks past him and goes and sleeps with his dad and his stepmom.

So he's with his dad and his stepmom at the time. In the house. Same house. In the house So he's, he's with his dad and his step mom at the time. In the house. Same house. That's where he's living. 16. He's rekindled with his dad. He and this girl are getting back together. They, it was his girlfriend.

His girlfriend. And they broke up. Now they're getting back together. And she. One day walks in. Walks past his bedroom and gets in bed with dad. I'm like, that's fucking weird. Right?

You think long story short, they ended up forming a throuple. Your fucking dad took your ex-girlfriend and he and his wife made a throuple with her. Yeah. And they're living in the place where you still are. Yes. Fucking in the bed next to where you sleep on the couch. Yep. I can hear it almost every night.

No! I know you didn't see that. I know you didn't see that. That's the guy I got the soft spot for right there. Is that at all? Came right away. My man. I'm sorry, bro. Okay, I got so many questions. First of all, how long did he live at that house listening to his girlfriend fuck his dad?

We talk about that. And here's the other thing. I cut it out because it just got long, but he's a good person. So that those, the dad and stepmom have children and they're his little brothers and sisters and they're asking him, what the hell's that? And he's like, I don't want to tell him. I didn't want to say, Hey, this is what's going on. He's like, imagine they go to elementary school and tell their teachers that that's some wild shit for tea. And I was like, Oh, you're, despite everything coming from what you're a good dude. So I did, I took that out just to, cause the clip was long, but he's even struggling with like, what the hell am I supposed to do?

How old was he when that was happening? I'm not sure. He moved in with them when he was 16. Was the girl under age? I don't believe so. I believe at that time, he probably been there a couple of years and maybe she's 18, 19 or something. She's young. Here's the dude. How, first of all, how, I'm always curious, like how those, like who opens that conversation? You don't think you could just randomly bring a chick home from Beth and just start fucking like, oh yeah, this is no problem. I'm saying who. Here's the conversation. It's okay. You're my son's girlfriend.

But first you got to have the conversation with your girl. Yeah. Hey, why don't we start're my son's girlfriend. But first you gotta have the conversation with your girlfriend. Yeah. Hey, why don't we start fucking my son's girlfriend? Okay. Yeah. Now we got to tell her. You gotta be like, first you gotta be like, listen, I'm going to throw something out there to you. No judgment. This is just spitball. And then that girl says, yes. Yeah. And they don't go to her place or somewhere else. It's he sleeps on, he didn't even have a bedroom at that house. He sleeps on a couch and they fuck in the bedroom. Next time he hears it every night.

Can you imagine hearing your girlfriend or a wife being plowed by your dad and his stepmom? No, no. The fuck out of here. She was probably like, I just want to sleep on a bed, you know, that counts. It's hurt my back. Yeah. Yeah. Well, your dad's yeah. That's it guys. Okay. I got one more question about this dude. So he had no option to go anywhere else

No, not at the time. He didn't that's the thing. It sucks is like Grandma or or step-grandma whatever you want to call her's got prisoners living he's being taken hostage He puts up with that shit as long as he can and he thinks fuck I don't have anywhere else to go he reconnects with his biological dad thinking I'll go there for some safety and then Dad's a piece of shit and does that to him Did he did you ask? Did he confront his dad? Oh, yeah, they talk about it for sure. It's all in the episodes Oh, yeah, this one but this one everybody this took the ending for this story. I might have to put my $5 down. Just to find out. I know you didn't see that coming. No. Neither did I.

No. Neither did he. No. No. No. No. Because the first part is crazy enough too. Crazy enough. Yup.

But to have your dad fuck your girlfriend with his... Not leave his step-wife. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Your stepmom's fucking your girlfriend too. Not just. Yeah. Your stepmom's fucking your girlfriend too. Not just your dad, your stepmom's fucking your girlfriend. And then you gotta see him in the kitchen in the morning. Everywhere, everywhere.

I imagine it's probably a trailer or a small place. Yeah, but dude, for breakfast tomorrow, do you know what I mean? Is dad just pretending like, hey, you want some waffles? You heard that shit last night, bro? I'm putting it down. Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! That is bananas, dude. Hey, you want some waffles? You hear that shit last night? I'm putting it down. That is bananas, dude. Oh, thank you. Thank you for doing this. Listen, $5 a month. I'm going to say it again. It's five bucks a month for a hundred. Get the whole back catalog. You're getting audio and video. It's hundreds of episodes and hours of the craziest stories on Patreon. It's your show.

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