The Horror Returns - Frightful Reflections - Ep. #3: JAWS (1975)

Episode Date: July 4, 2025

This episode we celebrate 50 years of terror with a commentary of the 1975 Steven Spielberg classic JAWS. When a massive killer shark unleashes chaos on a beach community off Long Island, it's up to the local police chief, a marine biologist, and an old seafarer to hunt the beast down. The Horror Returns Website: https://thehorrorreturns.com THR Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thehorrorreturns/ Join THR Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1056143707851246 THR X: https://twitter.com/horror_returns?s=21&t=XKcrrOBZ7mzjwJY0ZJWrGA THR Instagram: https://instagram.com/thehorrorreturns?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= THR Threads: https://www.threads.net/@thehorrorreturns?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ== THR YouTube Channel: https://youtube.com/@thehorrorreturnspodcast3277 THR Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thehorrorreturns THR TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/the-horror-returns SK8ER Nez Podcast Network: https://www.podbean.com/pu/pbblog-p3n57-c4166 E Society Spotify For Podcasters: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/esoc Music: Power Music Factory Channel Url:    / powermusicfactory  

None of man's fantasies of evil can compare with the reality of Jaws. This is the extraordinary motion picture version of the bestselling novel, Jaws. 25. Three tons on him. Hold it up. He's going to be straightforward. Don't split up now. Don't wait for me.

Now! I can't. Jaws rated PG. Maybe too intense for younger children. Welcome back, everybody, to another episode of frightful reflection. Episode 3. I'm your host, Brian. With me as always is my brother,

Nez. What's up, man? I'm good. Everyone to listen to our last one. Thank you so much. You guys rule. And shout out to the gentleman that showed us some love.

I don't remember his name. Sorry. Jaws, 1975 directed by Steven Spielberg Peter Benchley and that's what we're doing

tonight everyone it's the 50th anniversary of this classic here on Google says thrill or adventure I know everyone it's a horror movie it's a horror

Steven Spielberg himself said it wasn't so well he's wrong it's scary yes and it's 50 years and I'm 53 now I'm still scared. Make people scared to go in the water.

Yeah, it makes people scared to go on the water. I'm still scared to go on the water. I mean, the ocean. But I'm just, even in the pool, man, my eyes are closed. You're thinking something's going to grab you. Like in, uh, what was that stupid movie?

Night's swim. Ah, damn. Yeah, 1975. This came out, June 20. So I was four years old When I saw this

I wasn't even born yet I didn't even know what this was We were in Daily City San Francisco And the movie was out So my mom's from my mom and dad's friends were like Hey let's let's all go to the drive-in

So we went And It was the weekend it opened, I believe. If I remember, I didn't know what it was. Oh, we're going to see Jaws. What's that? Shark movie, okay. Again, I was four years old.

And I was, all right, cool, right on, party. Let's go. I remember my son, my friends. Melissa and Sam, they were brother and sister. We were sitting in the very back of the car. And I couldn't tell you how the hell we saw the screen. from the back i mean i assume we got closer and because i don't know where my brother was maybe he was somewhere else or maybe he was sitting up closer because i remember we were like in a big

station wagon type of a car and i i know i know we had popcorn and drinks i know i didn't see the whole movie i fell asleep but uh i saw enough and then when I finally saw the whole movie in a hole which was 1977 and the only reason I remember that year is that was the year

that movie the car came out and it was a double feature the car in jaws and I don't remember what we went and seen my parents took us to see I just knew the car was next on the next screen I sat there and

watched that movie and I had seen it already I saw that in the theater when it first came out and then Jaws came on after so I sat there actually me and my brother we had one of those big old school vans

with the ladder on the back and the rack on top we sat on top of that my mom gave us a blanket and I don't know what the hell they were watching but me and my brother sat on the top of our van

and watched the whole movie and I just remember being just scared as she was shit. I mean, but I mean, that's how powerful this movie was. Two years later, still on the

driving screen. And many other times once a day, they kept bringing it back. It did so good on its initial run. But they just kept bringing it back, bringing it back.

Because I remember driving by theaters or seeing jaws on the marquee still. not really thinking like damn this is still playing i just like oh jaws is here and i was just fascinated with it all i mean what with the sharks um i know you guys can't see it but um i have a a shark figure right here i remember i got it at the alameda county fair and here's mike let me see what he has to see uh uh let me see He's tired.

So he's just you and I. But yeah, I remember I got this. It was like just one of the little silvan air stands hanging there and had a rubber band to a stick. On the top of its head, I had a sticker that said, Jaws. And I've had this thing since I was a little kid. And my mom was digging through some old toys and she found this. She goes, hey, do you still want this?

And I was like, She still had this. And I'm like, fuck yeah. So it's right here on my desk. I want that new NECA one. That one looks awesome. The one with the tank in the mouth? Yeah, I think so.

It looked like Bruce, the mold and everything they did. Looks amazing. And I want to go to that museum that's in Hollywood. Mike went where Greg Nicotero and his crew took the old mold. and and just basically redid it and made a life-size one and it's hanging in there because Mike said he saw it and he said it was scary looking and I want to get out and see it I know There's some kind of Jaws exhibit coming up down there. I want to say in August So hopefully Mike and I can make it down there and check it all out, but when was the first time you saw this? oh i had to have been

five or six years old whenever it came out on vhs and it affected me to the point where i did not want to go in any water because i thought sharks were in anything including lakes ponds creeks

whatever it was even the bathtub yeah swimming pools anything with water so but yeah this is a all-time classic

it said I don't care what Stephen Spielberg respectfully says this is a horror movie to me this set up this set the bar

for a whole genre in movies that's still going today what do we just have recently dangerous animals I didn't see that did you

yeah is it good Yeah, it's a guy that uses sharks to kill people. Came and went. That's good. Didn't even come to where I was at. What was it called?

Dangerous animals. Captain Boomerang is to kill it? Yeah. Is it streaming yet? Nope. Got a pre-order. I'm not buying it. I just want to rent it.

but I mean yeah this it spit out four other movies or two other or three other movies uh Jaws 2 and 78 and then the 80s rolled in and we got Jaws 3D and 83 and then 87 we got Jaws of Revenge which is a Christmas film yes it is you guys say but um at the time seeing this movie just being amazed by it all I mean being scared seeing it jump out of the water and we actually don't actually see the shark until like shit I think the first time we actually see like its face and mouth is when it kills the guy in the boat when they when the it goes into the pond and everyone at the beach and Mike and his crew are in there that's when we actually see it because it comes up and then bites

that guy and drag them in the water I mean before we just kind of see its fins flip and then takes down a little kittener kid and i mean that was scary i mean just the camera work and everything and all the the the shit that they went through to make this movie if you guys have seen there's numerous documentaries but the last good one was the uh the shark still works or whatever it's called if you haven't seen that um it's on youtube so you can check that out or I know it's on the last few go-arounds of this on 4K. I got this steel book, but then there's like numerous other steel books. And I'm like, I bought this movie too many times.

That's how they get you. So like, do I need 10 copies of this movie? I remember Best Buy came out with like a booklet one. I bought that. Then the steel book came out, the 4K steel book came. around I got that and then I'm sure there's I'm surprised there isn't

is there a new one now with a 50th one I'm oh I'm sure there is but speaking of the 50th this movie will be re-released in theaters on August 29th and it will be in real 3D

IMAX 4DX and DBOX I'm never tried the D-box ones but we finally got one in Reno. I might have to go see it like that. But if I get sick, I'm going to get up and move. Oh, no, the girl said you can turn it off.

But those tickets are like fucking almost 20 bucks. Because the last time I saw this on the big screen is when the last go-around, when they did the IMAX run. My son, youngest son, Eric, we went and seen it. He had seen it before, but like bits and pieces. clips and here and there and whenever I was watching it he would come in and watch a few minutes of it and then just kind of do his thing but because when when they started I said have you seen this before he went this will be the first time that I could sit through the whole movie so it was cool to see on that big ass IMAx screen and it just made it more scarier so but Mike said he saw it the the 3d one so I definitely want to go see this in 3d

I guess it's going to get more of my money. The IMAX 3D and then the D-Box. Unless there's a D-box 3D, I don't know. Either way, I'm going to see it, but it's converted to fit the IMAX screens. They didn't have any of that technology way back in 74, I would say, when they filmed this. But just the hell that they went through doing it, Stephen Spielberg actually wanted to be out. in the ocean and because the studio was like nah man you want to do it in the back lot and everything will be good and they're like nah we he wants he wants the motion of the ocean and

they didn't take that into consideration and that's what uh was messing everything up so but again they they went through a lot and the cast of this film is is amazing man it's just top notch every single one of them. The main, of course, Roy Shider, rest in peace. Robert Shaw as Quint, rest in peace. The Great Riches Dreyfus is Matt Hooper, Lorraine Gary, as Alan Brody, Murray Hamilton as, was he the mayor at this time? Mayor Vaughn.

Rest in peace. Jeffrey Kramer as Deputy Hendricks. He was in it. young Michael Brody Chris Rebello Rest in Peace Lee Ferreira

is Mrs. Kittner I believe she passed during COVID I think so if I read it right And even the writer of the book

Peter Benchley He had a cameo in this Who was Sean Jay Mello He played Sean Brody And Tons of other people that were in this

I mean, and even that thing about the, the murdered lady that is in this. I mean, if you guys have heard that story, some lady got murdered there around the area where they were filming this. And then they were just trying to figure out her murder. And then I guess when somebody was watching Jaws, they saw an image, which they said was her. I don't know if it was confirmed. I didn't really do more research into that but she's they show her on the screen so but I don't know

I mean you guys look all that up and see if it was true but just being horrified and the the score John Williams it's just amazing this is one of those soundtrack I remember Mike had it on vinyl when we were kids

and he would throw it on and we would be doing whatever we were doing listening to Jaws and it's I don't for me I'm a vinyl guy and it just final records just sound so much better especially these old school ones when you got that when it's been years and you got that crackle of everything but it's just it's it's it's amazing and all the other shark movies that came out after this I mean there's there was a tonne especially during the 80s and then every other movie in the 90s and 2000s and then the

shark natos and then this and that and the stupid sharks of the corn. Oh, terrible. Never get that time back ever. What was this? Stephen Wang? I don't know, man. It was just, it was so bad.

It wasn't even a real shark. It was like those little shark heads where you put your hand in it. And, uh, oh. What was the Christmas one? Oh, Santa Jaws? Yeah, where he had like, Candy cane for teeth.

Yeah. No, it was broken Christmas ornaments. Oh, yeah. And at one point, they tried to spear him with a candy cane spear, and it just went riding his head. So then he had like a unicorn spike or whatever. He had the jingle bells wrapped around him, and he had a Santa hat on. I mean, it sounds stupid, but that movie is awesome.

Since it came out, I watch it every year. it's a must during the holidays my grandsons love it and they they were just like what I mean it's goofy and it is pretty violent with all the kills but man

that movie is amazing but I can't speak for some of the other shark attack 12 and all this I mean deep deep blue sea was amazing the second and third one even that one who was that one when they were in

Paris, came out a year or two ago. Did you see that one? Yeah. Yeah, they're supposed to be doing a sequel to that one. Oh, they are? I mean, shit, that was, that was hell of good. And there was one in the 70s, or it was the early 80s. Cruel Jaws?

No. Let me see Shark movie 80s. It was either 80. No. Ugh. Did we ever do that? I have a feeling I know I don't know if it was on the main show or with you but I think we did great white oh that movie is horrible um I think it was it was an Italian shark movie it started with a T

um I'm looking through and I don't see it the last shark Great white. What the hell is it? Raiders of the lost shark? Put it on the list. What the hell is? Oh my gosh. Please be on 2B or one of the yeah, there it is.

Oh my God. Yeah, all right. We might as well. We'll do a shark month. When's Shark Week? That's when we'll do it. The sharktopus was stupid or that one movie with Rob Van Dam, a three-head shark attack. Yeah, RVD.

Yeah, there was one movie. I cannot remember the name of it. It started with a T, like Toritina or something. I see one. It was 1962. Tico. Let me see if that was. Tico and the shark.

Oh, here it is. It was 1970. Tintoria Killer Shark I heard that one I seen it on like Showtime back back in the day and it was like a killer

Tiger Shark but it was like a soft core porn movie I was a little guy watching tits and ass on the screen and sharks killing everybody but

oh man Man, it, I just seen it the one time. Damn, make me look it up. Let's see if it's on trusty YouTube. I bet you it is. If it is,

add that to the, to the Shark Week. But it's, oh, man. Oh, there it is. It's on YouTube. Ah, everybody. But, yeah,

dude gray white the last shark whatever which is a jaws rip off they had to universal went after them and told them that you can't put this out really quick mike and i we went and seen something and they showed a trailer for great white and then we were like oh man i can't wait for that to come out then it never came out we're like fuck what happened to that well i'd actually see it until VHS. Someone had it. One of my friends had it. And I said, what is this? He goes, it's the last shark. I'm with the last shark. And then when we started watching it,

it said Great White during the title. I was like, oh, sweet. So, and it was not sweet. For those of you that saw it, it's terrible. It's, uh, jealous or the last shark. But anyway, when I was I get this going? I'll be here all night. Really quick. when a massive killer shark unleases chaos on a beach community off Long Island it's up to the local police chief and a marine biologist and an old seafir whatever

to hunt the beast down all right and watching this on trusty peacock um so let's the hell oh let's get this going you ready uh yeah my shit just closed Mine did too. If you have Peacock, all the Jaws movies are on there. Oh shit, 47 meters down. I like that one.

That one was good. Even the second one. Stallone's daughter. Was she in the second one? One of his daughters. Because Mandy Moore was in this one. She must be in the other one. 47 meters down, unkeached.

I think she was in that one. But the other one was with Mandy Moore. But all right, ready? Does it freeze up? Yeah. Sorry, everyone. It's all right. Jurassic World.

I guess I'll go see it. I love Scarlet Johansson. So if you want to catch up on Jurassic, man. All the movies are on Peacock as well. I don't even remember what the last one was. all right are we on stephen spillberg oh i didn't even know you started oh okay i'm back to zero yeah roll it back to zero ready yeah one two three all right what happened and now it's going yeah stephen spillberg he's yapping and he was in his 20s when he made this one His second movie.

I think Duel was the first one. Have you ever done? You guys are us? We haven't done that, have we? We didn't do it, but we did it on the main show. Okay. I saw that once. I like Duel.

What I remember, but it's damn, Stephen's old. All the movies that he's given us. They wanted to, him to come back for the second one but he said, nah, I'm good I'm glad he didn't. I mean, I liked Jaws too but

Yeah, Stephen is 78 years old. Yeah. Is he still married to Kate Capshow? Yep. All right, Stephen. I'm going to have to jump forward because it seems like this is, oh, here it goes.

50. Got the 97% and 90 from the audience. More like 100% from the audience. You never know now because people be doing that stupid review bombing shit. So they did that for what's the Ironheart.

Did you watch that? Yeah. I won't only watch the first episode, but I'm digging it. Yeah, I guess when the first 20 minutes after the first, first three episodes came out. The audience score was getting review bombed.

Just haters. People trying to say they watched all three episodes, the first three episodes in like 20 minutes. No. Dude, this beginning is scary. That's amazing score by John Williams. I just don't like how underwater looks, especially, even in lakes, it's spooky. But this opening scene was scary. Even as a little kid.

Damn. 70s. Where's all the weed? I don't see as cigarettes. Hippies. Maybe these are cool, though, man. I don't know if you guys ever did bombfires on the beach. Someone always pulls out their guitar.

This is how Friday 13 started out. sitting around the fire just played the guitar and making out yeah they were singing different songs though this guy man see drinking

can't see what that is I don't know if it's a cup I thought it was like a can of beer and there's Chrissy and this guy I guess this guy they just threw out an open casting call and he'll do it

and then he showed up didn't really realize what he was doing and shout out to all those people that go to Martha's Vineyard and go to all these film spots I mean I eventually want to do that at some point and from what I hear that the little town where they film this

they're all yeah come on I mean they're living off of jaws for 50 years and what I understood they filmed this like during the day and then they just put that filter on it

yeah because I'm like hell no man I mean look at this fool yeah she's running titty's flapping see the sun is still up I don't care what anyone says

when you jump in the ocean that shit is cold he's too faded you lost buddy well it's good he was drunk oh you'd have been out there dead too. But this shot is awesome.

We're just swimming. But nah, fuck that. Ocean terrifies me. I wouldn't even go in the water at night in the lake. So, I assume this is just like a bay or something. Not really. I know

feeds in the seawater and everything. Hell no. I ain't swimming. Ass naked in the ocean. And she swam hell far Because those buoys are Half mile maybe Off the shore

Oh, and this shit right here Oh Awesome camera shot though Oh Grabbed her Oh man I was watching one of those Hundred scariest scenes and movies

And this was number one I guess they had to harness her up And was just kind of pulling back and forth. That shit probably did not feel good. Oh man. I'm going to throw my back out. Stuff they were using back then.

Yeah. It's probably like just their belts or something. Oh man. Just screaming. God help. I got must have been he must have been hella faded. They did not hear that. Because it wasn't like big giant waves were crashing.

Passed out there. He's lucky he didn't drown. We're rolling to the next morning Because I remember seeing this scene The opening scene Clearly as a little kid I might have just got bored And fell asleep when there was no shark action

And Lorraine Gary Or whatever She was somebody's wife And the production company I can't remember who Chief Brody came from New York To Amity Island Sidney

Scheinberg He served as president and CEO of MCA and Universal Pictures for over 40 years Ah In Amity you say Yad See young

Young Mike He was a local He had that accent Answer the wrong phone He didn't answer the bat phone Old school phones I'm sure Some of you younger listeners

Couldn't even work it. The rotary ones. I had to one of my sons and said, here. Call grandma. And they looked at it like, what? What is this?

Damn, no love on his fence. Missing Ella boards. His little Mike. Oh, the boards, maybe them karate kids that they talk about here in a little bit. Got to him. they actually filmed that scene

when their kids were karate chopping the fence and they just cut it I mean I like what they did years back when they restored it to put it on Blu-ray or 4K or whatever it was

when they took the original one of the original negatives and cleaned it up and how they did it was ran it through water or whatever some kind of liquid

And then it erased all the little scratches that were in the screen in the film So this guy at least he turned and told them got a sweater for What's cold? I don't know about it. Nobody tell me cold I live in Alaska I'm sure it's not cold this is What June? The end of June right around here because before 4th of July And there's deputy he

he found it see this is I don't know was did the tide come in and wash it all the all the way up they this is when they find the arm

the crabs all over it oh shit I thought I'm just realizing this he's holding all her stuff yeah ocean is no joke other than there's a million things out there they can kill you

so the class of some milk or Alka-Seltzer? I think it's Alka-Seltzer. Old school type of writers. Do they still have those? I have not seen one in 20 years. Computers now. Deputy Hendricks is filling out the report. So you were just straight up. He just said shark attack.

I mean, this town must not have any kind of crime. If it's just him and his deputy. because Hendrix becomes chief and the second one because they fired him because when he went off on them during that town meeting when they had when he

he brought in the pictures that was in that diving camera because you know the videos I see of people going here man everything looks the same old school karate chop in his fence the summer dinks old school stores

general stores well that's crazy you're going to make signs here paint them he can't even use a marker he was the dentist in Halloween 2 he was scraping that guy's was a Ben Tramer

burnt up Ben Traver But apparently that one didn't happen After The last three Movies Shit, shit I see how

Yeah, this water's cold But different times In the early 70s If I just threw them in the water Get out there Making them swim Here comes a man Big ass boat

They were saying this guy that's running the little ferry, that's really his job. They didn't hire no actor to do it and he's he didn't have no lines. Yeah, I'll do it. So.

Probably didn't trust nobody with his boat. Oh, hell no. And I'm sure they, from what I understood, they still have this, well, maybe not this exact boot, but they still have a ferry that takes cars back and forth. See, that's what,

That's what pissed me off in these movies, mainly the first two. They just wanted money. I get it, man. They need money to keep their town afloat, but they just didn't believe him. Because even the coroner right here, the corner had the side with the mayor

and all these other guys, man. So I was just like, man. But Murray, he's a good actor. I like this guy What hell's his name? Marine Hamilton He got tired of swimming in a fishing boat hitter That's an awesome jacket though

The anchors on it Ah You got panic on the 4th of July Oh man Came all the way over just to go all the way back There's Pippet I think that's the name of the dog Little Kittner kid

because Mrs. Kidner, she showed up in Jaws of Revenge. Her and this other lady that Alan's talking to. She was also in Jaws of Revenge. They were all much older, but... Why are people trying to go so far out

to the ocean? But it seems like, like there isn't even really much of a shallow, and it just is, like you get out into the water and it just drops off. Because he doesn't look like he's out there very far. During all this, I guess when this was supposed to be when we first see the shark,

which they filmed, but they said it didn't. It just didn't look good. Because when we, I think they, I know those pictures, and I'm sure there's, they filmed it,

but when the big shark head comes out and grabs him and pulls him under. but I kind of like what they did here instead of just the fins. I like how they did this shot. Damn young people. These guys look hell of old with young-ass kids. Different times in the 70s. Yeah, it looked like a little four-year-old that just got out. No, that's Sean.

No, I mean, the guy that was just talking to. Oh, yeah. He went and sat down. His kids asked when they can go into water. One of them looked like he was like four. I said, bitch, shut up. See, that's the only thing about small towns. Like here, when I moved here,

people knew about me and I didn't even know anyone yet. Even still, I've been here since 96. And I think they only know me because of who, what family I married into. I'll be at the store and, no, hey, Keev. I'm like, hey, hey. I don't even know who they are. Weak.

No love for the dog. Damn shame what happened to the dog. What was that? It's coming to America. Yeah. Oh, man. See, even this shit right here is scary. The camera right under Alex Kittner.

And they told him, too, they said, yeah, we're just going to grab me and pull you under. Ah. Classic shot. Yeah. That fucking blood just pouring shooting up. See, they were like right there. All those kids. Ah, get out of the water.

Later when, uh, during the 4th of July, or even in this, you can see them, the kids smiling and other people smiling. Maybe. He's not some old-ass parents. The majority of the head, like gray hair. These bathing suits. And one lady, her skin looks like leather. See, seeing that what a bit up raft and blood in order. 3,000 bounty.

Man or men who catch the killer shark that killed Alex Kittner on Sunday. These are the days when everyone's wearing a suit. I'm like, where do you fuck go into the store? Oh, this suit looks awesome. I'm going to get it. That looks like piss. piss yellow. Ah, the days where you can smoke inside. Smoke everywhere back then.

Yeah. Smoking the car, full of kids, windows rolled up. That bugs me now. I mean, some seeing kids, parents in the car smoking. Or just kids that smell like cigarette smoke. Oh, that pisses me off. I used to smoke. Pack cigarettes.

It's like $15 now. Hell no. Fuck that. I remember when they were $1.25. $3,000 bounty on the shock. What the hell of Ms. Kittinga dude to just, I'm going to drop $3,000 for whoever catches it. See, these people didn't even...

Some of deputies. These guys didn't even give a fuck. What about the beaches? Are you going to close the beaches? I get it, though, man. It was their town depends on all the tourists, to show up. Only 24 hours. That's why I couldn't do this job.

Who's that guy with a t-shirt? Ah. Ooh, that still gets me after 50 years. Quint raking his fingers down the chopboard. He just sat back here and drew that

hella quick. Nobody's seen him draw that? Yeah. Eating his crackers. like Ed Gein back there Ed Gein and his dog How old was Robert Shaw when they filmed this?

Find him for three or killing for ten. Each and jaws. He was 47 when they filmed this. He looks way older than me right now. The whole damn thing. That's a small little town and everybody knows your name. Yeah. They haven't have sideburns.

go with him, Ed. Yeah. His little dog. I was at a con and there was somebody selling these signs. See, this type of shit. These national geographic books with sharks and everything. Scare me. I like this.

He didn't even hear her. That's a cool view. Like a corner of your house, windows all around. and you see the ocean of the bay. But, nah. I would like that, maybe a summer house, if I ever went to Powerball or something,

but I'll sleep with the windows open. Just hearing waves crash, I'm going to pass out. He gets to look at what he's scared at. Yeah. All day long. On an island. Get drunk and fool around.

Kids outside. Different times. see this picture that she looks at I remember that shit clearly in those books how do you get down there no ladder he's not in the ocean

he's on a boat that's in the ocean fuck that I've seen those videos of those sharks diving out of the water yeah see this picture right here she sees I was that convinced her yeah picture of that boat

shark crashing through it. This part's scary. It's one of those guys are like how calm is the water? Again, I know it's the bay, but... It's where they use the roast or whatever. Yeah. It's holiday roast.

Yeah. Big ass thick Coke. Just tied up to a old tire. Come and get it. He's a whole school fisherman. is that the Emity House back there?

Is there Amityville Shark movie? Yeah, it's Amityville Shark, I believe. Damn it. Let me see. Amityville Shark.

Shark House. Oh. Oh, God. Let me see. Amityville Shark House. To be Oh

Well My buddy's in it The great Sean C. Phillips It's on Tooby Oh that's why I was guessing Oh it doesn't even say Took it Took the bait

Let me see Took the whole doc Oh hell no Shit I think to just tore Oh she'd just ride the dock All the way out there Jump off How far did it go

Damn that's hell of amity movies On here Amityville clown house There's an Amity Island with a Shark Oh god Come on They see this shit right here

When the dock spun around Don't look back Just swim Like that chain Looked pretty long They would have got him Because it don't look like he's very far I don't see it on 2B

See it would have got it He got his feet Just got a A big roast Emmidyville Shark House figured it would be on YouTube and it's not rented or Amityville Island is on here.

I think I've seen that one. On YouTube. We'll eventually get back to those movies. How far did you get? Three. Oh, so you didn't tackle the other ones? The first three are the only ones

you really need to watch everyone, at the original. I didn't get out of the original. series. The Amityville 3D was awesome, especially if you saw it in 3D. Because Matt Hooper, little ass boat, hell of fools getting on. That's scary

right there. Yeah. But that hat, that bucket hat is fresh, Budweiser. These guys don't care. You're overfilling that boat. They're like, fuck off. See, there's Amityville house back there, too. Everybody's smoking.

Don't smoke, boys and girls. cool. I'd have to figure out where to fly to get here. I still get scared going to Universal. The tram ride when Jaws comes out of the water. They don't have that no more, do they? They still do. They got rid of the ride that was in Florida. Yeah, I went on that one. Oh, did you? Oh, man. Lucky. I wanted to. Never, I've never been to Florida. Worst vacation ever. I did just family family arguing the whole time but I did I did go to Universal I went on the the King Kong

Jaws twister and think back to the future they're chummin so these are all the people that don't live around here well dynamite throwing in M-80s and chum in the water. Why are all the boats together? That's the thing. Everyone spread out.

I like that. When this did its TV run, I guess cutting things out that they had to add stuff. There's a scene during all this when the fishermen are out there, when somebody catches it,

catches the shark. And then everyone comes riding up and there's guys with rifles shoot. shooting into the water and everything. Oh, he's checking out the lady's arm. For a PG movie, this was

pretty graphic at times. 70s PG. Yeah. This would today would be PG-13. And sorry if anybody hears like fireworks or gunshots in the background. People are starting a holiday early up here. Well, technically it is.

Well, no. It's 11. for you guys. See, look how mangled that arm is. She got hit by a boat. See, and this cock sucker, he knew the corner. Oh, no. It's not a boat accident. Coral reef.

Was Jack the Ripper. At first, I thought he was washing his face in that arm water. I liked the story, they said. They actually had to ship this shark up from like Florida. And it was hot and it stunk and everything. I guess they didn't have the budget to make,

make one. So they paid however to get that shark there. Have you ever actually touched the shark skin? Uh-uh. It's like sandpaper. I remember hearing that and documentaries and learning it in school. Mike and I when we were kids, Alameda Beach, there was a small little dead shark.

Like in the shallow end, just floating there. So we might have been foot and a half long. I remember we carried it to the beach and I was touching. They going, oh, man, feel it. It feels like sandpaper. Like that one chick and Jaws 2. when the shark rakes her side and just yeah

taking a picture with the shark and all these guys and here comes Larry the mayor what kind of shock is it McCove Tiger shark a what

50 years that still gets a laugh so shark. Oh, what? I missed the first go around of these jaws pops. They just put out another one.

The only one I really want is the bloody shark with a tank in his mouth, but that's expensive now. I think that was the chase. Oh, fuck. There was this some reaction figure years back at Comic-Con.

It was the shark to a quint in his mouth with the little machete or whatever stabbing into the side of the shark's mouth and the bloody version I wanted that so bad but couldn't get it

I didn't get a Funko line ticket so that was the only thing I wanted I said that was begging people fuck dude just buy me one it's right there I'll give you the money no no I'm like

do you got the the Funko VHS cover. It's like, it's like, you know, they got the, the comic book ones where it's the comic book cover

with the Funko Pop. Jaws? Yeah. You make me buy it now. I never even seen this. Yeah, it's Chief Brody. Wasn't his fault.

30 bucks? That's not bad. With this Jaws one. Oh, it's new because it got the 50th anniversary. Wait, 27 bucks, and then some, full wants 150 on eBay

could kiss my ass hell no that's hard oh yeah I want you to know his deaths on your hands wasn't his fault it's the mayor's fault

yeah then they had the fucking nerve ah it's not your fault bitch see that's what I've been turned around motherfuckers I've been trying to tell you guys take it down for it stinks up the whole island.

Already did. I like this scene. Yeah. His son copying everything he does. It's kind of felt like a real moment. They said it. I guess he was doing that when they weren't filming. And then they saw him and they say, hey, do that again.

And then they filmed it. I liked when Mike did this with his daughter and Jaws of Revenge. little Sean Oh shit Sean's why Sean got killed in revenge In the right in the beginning He had his arm bit off

And then chewed him up when he fell in Because he died He had a heart attack That's what they said He died He died waiting for him That's what Alan was saying And she's too busy

Running around with Michael Kane Gablin Chuck Michael Kane. Yeah. I only did that movie to get my house. I'm like,

well, shit, how much money did they pay you? What, what's the name? Did Friday 13th get a car? But I'm sure that was less. You do what you gotta do. Struggle is real. Showed up hell of late, cold-ass

food. I couldn't be this. I couldn't do this job. Chief Brody, man. That's just so much stress. I don't even know how you sleep. I mean, I think he took the job because he didn't think much was going to happen in this little town,

a little island town. It's not eat his food. Was close encounters right after this one? Let me see. I want to say. Close encounters was. I think it was right after this one. Let me see.

Acting credits. Close encounters was. was right after this. Yeah. Seventy-seven. Oh, 77? Yeah. My dad took us to see that before how he sold it to us.

This is the guy that made Jaws. Oh, really? So we wouldn't see it. What is Richard Dreyf is doing now? The last time I saw him was at Comic-Con. He had a little booth. Are you a wine drinker? Yeah, sometimes.

What's up, man? What kind of people outside making noise? It's that time to party. And somebody's dog out there, too. He was in a shark movie that came out this year. Richard Dreyfus? Yeah, called Into the Deep. Starring him, Scout Taylor Compton, and John Cedar.

John Cedar. Oh, I don't know that you missed. See, I was like, wait, what? And Stuart Townsend. Scout Taylor Compton? Oh, so fine. Ah, she was so cool.

I met her at Albuquerque Comic Con. They did a, her and Daniel Harris did a live, whatever their show called, Talk Scary to me, or whatever their show is called. Let's talk about fucking. I don't, I don't remember. I didn't, it was a ticketed thing. But one of the guys said, dude, you could have just walked in.

No one was asking for tickets. I was like, shit, I should have been. But she came walking out. And Danielle stopped because she was talking to someone. And Scout was just walking along. And she was like, hey, how you doing? I went, hey, what's up? Oh, man, I missed the show.

She was, oh, man, it was good. And I was like, cool. I said, can't get shot with you? She was like, yeah, sure. And she just leaned in on me. I was all shocked and scared. I'm like, smelled good. You're a creepy old man.

hell no I wouldn't have done this not this but when they go out into the water at night like where did they take this I mean they were supposed to go dump it somewhere they just still on the pier this is rugged

as soon as he cuts it over and all that shit just starts to spill out like milk fishhead why was he throwing fish at him whole fish Ooh, but this shit stinks Like a paint can or something

Oh Licest plate What was that, Louisiana? Yeah He's got that all over his jeans Close the beach and call the mayor A bigger problem This big

I was bigger than that So did he just drive his boat here? I think he got a ride. Because he's got that big ass fancy boat. I'm like that. So I take it he sailed or sailed. Drove it down from wherever. I assume he was from New York.

City boy. I don't know exactly where Martha's Vineyard is. I assume somewhere close. close to New York. He pretzels. You know he stanked too. I know. He didn't even change the tanks. I just stand up.

My watch is telling me to stand up for a minute. Okay, you did it. I can sit down again. Let me see. Mother's Vineyard. It is. It's off Rhode Island, I think. There's New York.

It's right off. I assume I fly to Providence I'll fly to Boston and drive down That would be nice drive Just need to find someone to watch these boys I wouldn't go there by myself Renee will be mad Ah you can go way over there and have fun without me

But hell no This would be way too scary There's been Gardner's boat This part when he's underwater They filmed that And someone's in L.A. somewhere and someone's backyard Oh, the

the editor of the movie They filmed it in her backyard They had the A little hole from the boat And the head And they filmed that in the pool

What was her name? Editor Werner Fields She was and then she passed in 82. This was in the documentary I watched. And they filmed that scene underwater in her pool in her backyard.

But I guess when the people bought her house after she passed, found all kinds of editing equipment and film. I don't think there was anything Jaws, but they were saying that she edited Jaws in this room,

probably with this little film editor thing cool so i mean whoever owns that house yeah you got a story to tell no i yeah knowing that

you're you're convinced there's a shark out there eating people uh no and you did you get a jump in the water at night held off got no weapon you just got a little flashlight I remember the first time i saw this scene

I did get scared I was sitting by my mom and just jumped Big ass tooth sides of a shot glass This was Look how cruddy that water is too This was hell is scary

Ah See This is PG-13 Maybe pushing rated R at R I want to know how he died I mean Other than crashing in his boat. Did he fall in the water?

No, he didn't because he was in his boat. And how did his eye come out? Got that jacket back out. Yep. He does not care. Hell no, he doesn't. These guys are wasting the breath telling him about all the shark attacks.

He's like the look on his face. Like, I don't give a fuck. I need to get paid. Yeah, you guys are not speaking money to me. Uh-uh. He didn't even believe him. He's telling him about the tooth. Where's that tooth?

He dropped it. I mean, did he tell Brody that he saw the body in the boat? Oh, see? See right here. We depend on the tourists. I like the sign. I mean, I get it. You got to make your money, but if people are dying.

Yeah. Nobody's going to come there next year. You got two, well, three dead people now and a dog. Ah, that sign's awesome. Help Shark. Those paint-pain happy bastards caught and hung up by their Buster Browns. Amanda's warning up to be a hot lunch. That's crazy.

Kids jumped up there, painted that L.F.S. and got the hell out. I think it was those karate kids. And I think it was those boys that were in the water with the cardboard fin. I think it was them. That's why I love that part, the Jaws part, the universe on the tram ride, where you see the first Amity billboard when it's untouched and then you see this one. I don't know if it's this one, but...

So what would they get these guys going to do? Paint over the fin? and make it water again. Our kiss. Big ass Cadillac too. Told them, said, fuck you guys. Keep those beaches open. There comes a bar of lunch.

Yeah. See, this is the scene. When they show that that lady, she's going to be off on the left. Like, it's trying to ring in all the people. And on the phone's trying to get

help. See that lady right there with the blue bandana on real fast. And we're saying that was her. And I want to say they said it was Stephen King's son that spotted her in the movie. I could be wrong. I mean, you guys look it up. Damn, someone coming in to Rolls Royce. These are high rulers on this island. Old school, 70s video games. what was it called?

Killer Shark. It's probably hella bright. You can't even see the screen good. Video games right outside. Whatever rains. Did he ever get back up? Who? Brody.

Get back up. Get back up. Oh. I guess all these guys probably just, because they said, just get anyone that has a gun. So these guys that are, in the boats all grouped together.

Yeah, I'm sure there's some locals. And then I'm sure they put the word out and Peter Benchley and his That's not the helicopter in Jolls too. See, Murray's fresh suits. Like, how do you walk in the store

and go, ah, this looks awesome. I'm gonna take it. Poor kid, man, that kind of hairstyle is that? Why aren't you in the water? This guy he's talking to probably has young kids. They do, because when they're out in the water, they have little kids. It's either their kids or their grandkids.

I don't know. I said, bitch, you get in the water. Oh, they can't. He didn't bring his trunks. This is what I didn't get. Yeah, that's mom and dad. Well, guys can rock to their last breath. It's just mom.

that has a time limit. That's what I'm getting. If you're scared, why'd you go way out into the water? You could have just went maybe knee high. See, look, they're like way out there. Yeah, I don't understand. Why are it? It's like, we got to go as far as the buoy.

Yeah. I might go where my feet get wet. Yeah. I mean, like some of these people to their waist, little kids, that's it. Yeah. They got it started. Everyone said, F it. Now everyone's out there.

I couldn't even... The helicopters flying everywhere, boats would... Did they put up the shark tower after this one? Because it was a shark tower and the second one. Mike and his crew. The ponds were old ladies. But do for the old man. He's got those fresh surf shorts.

Even then, that's definitely something mom bought. He didn't walk into the store. Oh, these are awesome. I'll take them. It's probably hot and humid there, too. especially on the East Coast if any of you East Coast listeners have been here

let us know these are the days you just let your kids run free you don't even know where they are see where the people were just standing us as far as I would go hell yeah

I wouldn't have went that far in the water all these fools out there with the binoculars and all that and they didn't see those kids in the water see right there

you can see see him in the background. I wouldn't have went out that far. A large predator. Injured some babes. Amity as you know means friendship. Like right there, how did nobody see that? That big fins sticking out of the water.

And why the fuck are you two way out there? And there's those old folks. I like this guy. He just knocks them over. It's like, fuck it. Jesus Christ, Shark. 3-50. Big ass walkie-talkies.

Starts blowing the whistle. Well, they got to tell it. We've got to warn everyone. See, look at those kids are like way out there. Damn, no love. Just left that kid on a little floaty. I got such a little girl's floaty. Yeah, he's just push her off and jumped on it.

And this chick just screaming and crying. Yeah, look at the people. Everyone, some people are smiling. Like there's someone helping. them out. Oh, poor guy. Just passed out. That guy's smiling right there. Say something like this, I wouldn't have got back in the water,

even if it was all clear. Here they come. And these are brave little kids doing that. All the rifles pointed out of. This boy, it snitched immediately. He didn't even hesitate. He made me do it. He'll pull arms out of the sockets.

I like this chick. Practical jokers out there. with fake fins. She must have been drunk. Shark. Michael's in the pond. Pond for old women. I like this.

He's like, he just started walking. He started to run. Dude, that shit's just he's hell of big. Well, Sean didn't even see it. This guy right here. How do you know what they were doing? He's way over there.

You okay over there? That's fucking Ruth was right here. Everybody's watching. too as this is going on see ah hell of big dude this one actually see his head right here ah oh pretty practical right there you know and all that blood pouring up so I'm surprised Mike was able to get back in the water it swam right past him does anyone have a gun Yeah, where's Chief Brody's gun? You didn't even have one.

But a big ass fucking 25-footer. Yeah, the little bullets wouldn't have done nothing. He must have just froze up after. Oh, Sean, there he is. That kid by himself. Yeah. Probably crying because everyone ran over his little sand castle. I like this shot.

I just looks out in the water. Oh, this part, man. This part pisses me off, too, when they're in the hospital. When he starts to light into Murray. And what kind of kid is this? Coffee. Coffee ice cream?

You a coffee drinker? Hell no. Me neither. I just don't like the taste of it. I can't eat those chocolate-covered coffee beans, but like maybe one or two at the most. But coffee just, nah. She wanted to go back.

She didn't go home. Back to New York. No, home here. We are home. Mary's just standing there. If you hear fireworks, it's going on down here too. Someone's next door in their yard.

These are the days. Smoke inside in a hospital. Well, he's the mayor. He can do it every once. He pussed out right here. I don't know if I could do that. Sign that paper. You're the mayor of Shark City.

acting in the town's best entrance Put that on a brochure I'm a shirt city I like this I said so what My kids were on that beach too I said bitch It's your fault

Damn man What's going on You're gonna blow all your fireworks tonight Well I know it's the fourth already It's 12 o'clock And it's finally the fourth for you guys now. Happy 4th of July everyone. Don't blow your hands off.

Two cases of apricot brandy and lunch. Is this all the shit that he wanted? I like this part. Try this. Made it myself. Pretty good stuff. Here's the swimming with bow-legged women. Different times,

boys and girls. It's moonshine. I don't know what kind of beer he was drinking. I've always wanted these little shark jaws just to hang in here. Not a big giant one, like a little small one. If he caught all those sharks, man, that's like a whole bunch on his wall. The teeth, the jaws. As you're a boating or day-sailing.

Talking about shark and orkers. No, I did orker with the geeks. I had all three man that was awesome Sean and all I can't remember what we did first and then we did then we did Orca

he didn't even care he just threw it on the ground let me see your hands counting money your whole life for a paper dog yeah got money your whole life maybe I should go alone

well bring Ed Gain and your dog hell no, I wouldn't have went. It didn't look like they went out very far because you can see the land. Yeah, but hell no. I ain't the one. They even sell these hats. No, there's Ed.

Rifle, dog, rope. Everything you need. And who are these guys? Is his crew that he brought with him? They had all this shit and they only used like a couple things. A little Aluminum cage

He's talking shit Anti-shark cage Going inside the cage Goes in the water You go in the water Sharks in the water Our shark I don't even know what this song is

One of the Spanish lady's song Yeah One of these many screenings I saw it There was hell of people singing this song during this part. He was hunting for sharks here, and then he was looking for aliens. A couple years later. Have we done that one, closing counters?

No, we did it on the main show. I think, like, the early years. How many years have been doing the regular show? It's 2016. Yeah. seven years because we I started my show on 16 and January I think

because I believe you came on our first year and did a tear train I need to relive redo that one do a rewind or something or bring do it on this show we can watch it

who found me that's I I don't remember how, if I found you guys or you found me or... I think Lance was listening to Jesse. Oh. And he heard you on there. And they had did, him and Phil had did an episode with them. And they being big Jesse got Jesse back. Big guys need to ride again.

Yeah. We rode twice, no, three times last year. We haven't rode yet this year. he's got his show the unseen critics I didn't get it at first I was like what's that about he goes

I another guy's blind too oh okay I get it now for those you don't know Jesse's he's blind blind Frankenstein I didn't know he was blind when I first recorder with him yeah

I didn't either until he told me he said yeah I'm blind I was like, oh, really? I didn't know that. Oh, how fucking, how does that stink? I'd be throwing up. Is that a bone year or something? No, uh, old spice. He's fucking, just like the powder and they're just breathing it right in?

The 70s. It's good for you. It's probably full of asbestos and all the good things back then. I don't know what kind of beer this is. Old school beer can. He pulled the tab off. My dad would pull him off and we'd go fishing. And he'd stick him on his line.

He powered that brew. See, the water looks so calm. Yeah. Ah, mess around these things. They're going to blow up. Damn it, Bart. Hey, Chiefie. The next time I ask me, a rocking chair.

He probably just smells like whiskey and cigarettes. I like that. I'd be throwing up over the side. I get motion sickness. Yeah, last time I went out of fishing in the ocean, I don't even remember. I just remember throwing up the whole trip. I'm going to Disneyland

later this year My grandsons I need to get something I used to ride everything Upside down all that No problem now Last time I went to Disneyland I was like

Lord of the verge of throwing up Everything I wrote Even Star Tours That big ass reel And the piano wire Stripping in now Yeah Yeah

When he pulls it up, I like that little thing that he sticks it in. I've only done lake fishing. I've never done any sea fishing. Oh, so choppy out there. That's my only memory from being, because my dad took me out of charter. I just remember the waves we're hitting so hard. I got it. Get behind me.

said that's piano wire his line yeah wet the reel all right stop you're drowning me the orca he's swinging aren't you watching

a little old ass boat they said they had it like on the back lot Stephen Spielberg were going there and just just chill and then he came back one day and it was gone. He was like, where is it? So they got rid of it.

I guess they had one out there in Martha's Vineyard sitting on the beach. And people found out where it was and they would go see it. And then they slowly started taking it apart just to get souvenirs. He's gone under the boat. I mean, that's a man's man. He goes out there by himself and does all this. He might take Ed Gein with him every now and then. Hey, Quint, just let her go.

If you don't want to backstroke home, get down here. That's a big ass reel, too. Thick-ass pull. Fucking Brody can barely hold on to it. You, the fella. Oh, fuck. Don't you tell me. my business again.

Healthy college boys. I guess they really did have an issue with Robert Shaw. He was drunk all the time. He's a method actor. Stang character.

I didn't realize he had an accent. Did he fall and hit his head? His head's bleeding, Brody. Yeah. Because they had to rebuild this boat for the second one. Because the beginning when it's underwater, I couldn't go up there. I'd be dizzy fall on the water.

I have Hooper do it. Hooper drives the boat, Chief, fishheads, and blood. Even the back of the boat's all bloody. Stop playing with yourself, Hooper. Come down and shove some of this shit. I don't want Ah, I'm passed out I had a piss and shit on myself

I was like me back right now gonna need a bigger boat I like how it looks right here coming at them I said fuck that go get out of here fucking dors of in and tail coming out of the water

coming straight at you too hell no fuck that It looks cool right here That's a shot It's a 20 footer 25 And three tons of them

No way I give it to all those people That are out there Doing the shark stuff But hell no I watch all those Shark Week stuff No thank you

Damn I see you brought your rubbers That's Steven Spielberg Right there talking I think Don't quote me everyone I like this Go behind the bed of the barrels.

What? Why? Hell no, I wouldn't have went. Hell no, I wouldn't have went out to the edge of that thing. Fuck that. I wouldn't even be where he's at. Boob rock over and fall off. The drummer for Anthrax, Charlie Bonante.

He's got one of those barrels at his house and front yard. Fuck that. Running downstairs to get his little electric gadgets. He's coming straight for him. Hoopa! His little trackers. Now they're like super small now. Hurry up.

Tie it on. Don't wait for me. I like the shot how it looks when you... You see him going up and down. Oh, hell no Why didn't he just shoot? He hesitated I'd be scared of shark

Come up and get you Because he shot him like right in the back chasing after him See the water looks all rough here I mean how fucking strong they gotta be To just swim straight down Yeah swim straight down to take those barrels with you I like this shot too

He was hell of mad slicking up at Hooper like, nope, take me in right now. Stay out here until we find him. Brody was a puss. I like this shot of him in the dart.

Yeah. Downstairs is getting faded. Just brandy to the dome. After that day. Oh, those teeth out. I like this part. If I hell of drunk,

got no fight in Boston. Big ass scar on Hooper's on. Moray eel broke his arm Chinese guy in San Francisco snapped his arm I don't like those videos Those guys are arm wrestling

And you just hear snap Oh hell no This shit would have hurt too Bull shark Scrapeepo's leg Ew Thresh your tail Slashed his leg

the bottom of his shoes man and no kind of no grooves nothing it's just pure rubber and you're out in the water even slip I like this part right there

ran a sweater Mary Ellen Moffitt she broke my heart oh man my buddy I never let him down for this I won't say his name but we were riding around one time

and talking about some chick he used to see talking about her and they broke up and then he was on the verge of crying and he just went man she broke my heart

I never forgot it when I bring it up to him and I was like fuck you I didn't say that I said yeah you did you young guys and gals out there can't live your life without someone breaking your heart my boom stick

I'm not Ash's boomstick my nasal boom boom stick a little plug for them this story is scary the Indianapolis story

yeah the drop the Hiroshima bomb if didn't they did a movie about this with Nicholas Cage wasn't Nicholas Cage? I think so

the hell that's up see i would have sucked secret mission and didn't even know where they were at it was a Japanese sub hit him right yeah i think so

they were saying that um I guess this speech was like pages long and he was like I'm not gonna do this whole thing so he kind of just broke it down himself I guess he was a writer too Robert Shaw

yeah and he broke it down to how he can remember it. Yeah, it was in a cage. USS, Indianapolis. It's streaming anywhere? Men of courage. That would suck.

They're just waiting to die, floating out in the water. And the sharks just pick, pick you off. And what was that one movie when those two, that guy and his wife or girlfriend? Open water. Yeah, hell no. And they were just floating there in the, sharks picking at them.

Someplex. Do you see the second one? No. It was like a real movie movie. They were stupid idiots. Had a big fancy yacht. No one put the ladder down. They all just jumped off.

They couldn't get back on. And to make it worse, they had a baby on the boat. And they're floating around the water, and the baby starts crying. And they're like, I can't remember how they got back on the boat. So I'm going to know, did they have their own little set like this? Because I'm sure those cameras back in the day were huge. Yeah.

When I'm looking at the windows, that's clearly not really outside. Yeah, that was the reason why he didn't want to wear no life jackets because of what he went through. That created Godzilla. that's cool the whale that sounds scary I want to go up to Alaska and do that one boat tour when the

killer whales are swimming along with you oh yeah I want to do that my friend did it halla drunk what the hell they eat just is like slop everyone knows the words.

Yeah. There comes that barrel. Didn't you have his little tractor thing to let him know that it was coming? Drinking her right now. If that's brandy, I'm not an alcohol drinker. I can drink beer all night, but hard liquor, nope. Said it before old Niz will come out and want to fight someone. It's not been hell of scary.

He's just slamming into the side of the boat. Water inside the boat now. Hell no. I said, take us in right now. It looked like it was like half a foot of water already. Ah. It just goes out there with his rifle and just starts shooting. Uh-oh.

Power's going out. Ate the light. Those bullets ain't going to do nothing to it. Bolt action rifles. Fell off the boat. Put your jacket on. If that rifle, he can't do nothing. This little pistol ain't going to do nothing.

Shooting star. Yeah. Halifated singing. I don't see any racks in there for them to sleep on. And they must have been up all night. Trannning the water out. Come the barrels. If that fucking barrels right there, you know he's close.

Trying to grab it. See, he didn't want to listen to Hooper. you got technology drop that rope and lose your hands I didn't get this part why do he wrap it around his legs

ha ha ha o'o rope burn oh make a phone call he said fuck that like his little

his little beater smashed up the radio he's going on You're certified a little Clint. Here he comes. Damn, I must be hell of tired. Up all night.

Then the adrenaline and get you going. All right, shoot him. Back of the head this time. Nope, right in the fin. Got two barrels in him now and then start chasing him. Where's the other barrel? Old school boat and he needs to get a new one.

Brody had to strap up. He needed a shotgun. for close encounters. She's chasing him. Like that boat wants to be going fast because it catches up to this barrel and slams into the side of the boat. I assume the other one's underwater,

the other barrel. Doosh. Another shot. Dush. I like Bruce's jowls. See that little pistol ain't doing nothing. Got a head shot in. He emptied all six and on them.

Where's the first barrel? that he'd lose it? I think so. Yeah, he must have lost that. The first one that was in him. Making that engine work, man, all the smoke coming out. So I'm going to grab the barrels and hoopers got that rope around him.

I'd have gloves on at least. Right here. Ah! Should have had a pocket knife and just cut it. I like how it swings the boat around. There he goes. Wow, fall over. Chaff with the chum.

And he's just dragging them now. Bring it to the taxidermy, man. Yep. I like how it looks here. Start chewing at the ropes. Start shooting at them. Ooh. Another one in the bottom jaw.

Untied. I wouldn't be grabbing these ropes with no gloves on. I like how it looks right here. Pulling the boat and all the water. crashing into it. Yeah, you can't try to untie it while it's pulling you. More water getting on the engine. Yeah, just cut it. It's got a machete to cut the ropes. No need now. He tore them off. Now head back to sea. Head back to land. Fuck that. Barrows are back up. That water in the boat, better pump it out. Can't go under with three. I like this shot right here. Barrels going

towards the boat and then just go under water. Like, get going. Why are you guys just sitting there? Yeah, I don't think this movie would have worked if they would have just filmed it in a back lot because they would have just looked. Yeah. Look fake. Like the end of Jaws

for the revenge. They shot that in the back lot. And it looked terrible. He was like, F this. There's hell of water in the boat. Almost flipped over. See, in that shot, you could see what was under the shark that's pulling it. He's chasing us.

Yep. We're heading in, Chief. Drow him in the shallow waters. He should have just kept that steady pace, man. He kept giving it juice and wore out the engine. Giving it too much juice. He didn't even listen it. He's trying to tell him to slow it up and want to listen.

I'd stay away from that smoke pipe. I like that shot. It's cool because you can see those barrels. Right behind him. Coming straight for him. I want to know, was he really driving the boat, or was there someone below driving it? Yeah, it's stuck now.

Engine blue. Whoa. Stuck out at sea. How many ass fire extinguisher? No radio to call. They were heading towards land. Now they're face the opposite direction. Can you grow a beard?

Just on my chin. Can't grow a full beard. No way. I can't do this. It just looks like patches. I can't have those fresh eyebrows either. I was like this one guy used to work with. He was like Wolfman.

If he didn't shave, like the hairline, like base was like right under his eyes, like on his cheekbones. I said, damn dude, because if I don't shave it, man, he goes, it looked like a werewolf. Boats sinking.

What exactly? can you do with these things yours? Water's finally calm. Remember that one is that needle looks thick enough. Well, the other thing was holding looked like a big spear. Got any better suggestions? Old

school. Putting it together with screwdrivers. Hands would be hurting by the time. Where was all his little harpoon guns that he had? He should have went down with those.

with Ed Would you get in one of those things Those shark cages? I can't even swim Oh man I would have Fucking anxiety attack Before I even got in the cage

I guess in I think San Diego Watching one of the shark week things They had a A boat where he goes out there And you can get in a cage But the cage is hooked up to the boat, like the very back. It's not like this where it's just free.

It's like, so you can step off the boat and go right into the cage. And hell no. The top of the cage is like level with the water. I'd be scared. That thing just, whoosh, jumping over the top and I got nowhere to go. I wouldn't get in that thing, first of all. I don't care how much. It could be like a billion dollars in a bag at the bottom of the cage.

do is go in and get it. Nope. Sorry. I'm not to be poor. He's scared, but he's done all this before. I liked how they filmed this. With the real shark, I guess they paid some couple

in Australia. They had a smaller version of the cage and they had a I guess they had a small little diver in it. Because they said since the cage was small,

they needed someone smaller to be in it. But I guess he never really done this type of stuff and he got scared and he was having anxiety attack. So he didn't get in it. But then the scene in this when the shark is all tangled up on the cage, they said he would have died for sure if he would have gotten that cage.

I like the, combination of real, real live action sharks. Yeah. Hell no. I wouldn't do. The quiet. Yeah.

And it can just come any direction. They can come from front of you, behind you, below you. And that's like just fucking aluminum. It's not like steel or anything. Oh, drop this little spear. Why he was holding it out? They must be close to the bottom.

because if you can look and see it on the bottom floor. Because even at the end, after they blow it up, when it goes down, it hits the bottom. Ah! See, hell no. Even looking at that, knowing it's fake, it would still be scary. They don't know this is going on? No. They're just up there twiddling their thumbs. Well, he's fighting for his life.

Yeah, a little knife to the nose ain't going to do nothing. You should have been stabbing them in the eyes. Ah! His head's all the way in now. Shout out to this stunt, man. Hell no. In the book, Hooper died during this scene.

See, that looks cool right here. The real live action shark tangled up on the cage. They said, if he would have got in, he would have died. Just breaking. Whoa. We said that's just like three tons. Hell no.

Too late now. He's gone. I like how it looks when I get it up, man. It's just all shred it up. Because that shit's just aluminum, too. It's an effing. Just drop it in. Ah, here he comes.

Deesh. See, fuck that. Surprised he didn't just get full speed and swim right up to the door. Ah! Smash his hand. I remember the first time I saw this. I was just amazed. Ah, Quinn.

Just kicking and kicking. Ah, bit into his legs. Ah. They said this was him, too. He said he could do this stunt. Ah. Right here. And he's gone.

Yep. Seeing that for the first time, his little kid, I was like, what the fuck? And this far right here When it comes crashing in through the side I would have died already everybody But this would

Because right here, hell no I would have died And fell off the boat And he would have ate me Yeah, a couple times Yeah I like the shark in the And the third one, Jaws 3D

That one was hell of big Big enough to hold Mr. Fitzroy inside. Didn't even swallow them. I had to be big to busty the last. Oh, my kids. That looks so fake. I'm like, shut up and just enjoy it. Generations spoiled by CGI.

This is in the all-or-nothing days when cinema was cinema. All the effects made by hand. It sucks. that this wool, one of the many models they made for Bruce, is not around anymore.

She should have been stabbing him in the eyes. I take it, sharks don't blink. Stuck his little sphere. Stuck in his mouth. So he just went back under the water and swam hella far away. He's lucky he didn't run out because he just starts shooting

at it. as it's coming at a full speed. I was, yeah, I was blown away by this too. Ah, man, a few shots. Smile, you son of a bitch. I was watching, you know, one of those shows, and they try to, you see something in the movies and they try to see if it works.

Oh, Mythbusters. Yeah, it was something like that because they were talking about that. would the shark would have blew up? They were saying no. See, look, yeah, because he just went straight to the bottom. Now he's cursed his family.

Yeah, because, yeah, he, Hooper died. But, like, did he hear that loud boom? It must have been hell loud under water. I would have screamed. That shot Hooper. Yeah. So just go swimming up to you?

You just swimming in a bloody ass water this was all what two days they were out there so so the big attack happened on the fourth

well it just killed that one dude so let's just say they went out I don't think the fifth let's say the sixth or seven how they built this well there was still two barrels left

and I assume they just got rope and piece of wood all those seagulls out there eating all the blown up shark yeah because you can see the land so I'm sure there was still like miles out that's it

that's just boys and girls but yeah I mean for little four year old Nez watching this at the drive-in again I couldn't remember how much I had seen and uh

uh Yeah, and then, yeah, 77 is when I finally saw the end. So, I mean, I remember seeing a lot of it. And I saw the part up to where that guy gets his leg bit off. And then it gets fuzzy after that. So I might have fell asleep. Or I did fall asleep. But in 77, when I got to see it again is when I saw the whole movie and got to see the end.

and got to see the end of it. I want to know, what did he do when he got back to shore? Did he fucking roll right into Murray's office and just light him up? Well, they gave him a little plaque because they see it in the second movie. Oh, that's nice. Kick the plaque. Risk your life.

but yeah Jaws 50 years I can't can't believe that Star Wars is rolling up on 50 two years

well no yeah two years it would be 50 I think I came out in 77 you guys do the math but yeah this

it was an amazing film I mean even my grandsons when the actual anniversary for the film I had it on

and I was just showing them all the the shark scenes they wouldn't sit through all the talking but when they're older and I'll show them because June 20th was the anniversary and that night when I was at home

I was showing them the shark attacks up and then when they blew the shark up at the end and then I started showing them all the exciting parts and jaws too. But that was awesome though because I remember when I first came out and then they were just it was in the theater for so long and then it was just popping up and then again 77 when they brought it back into the theater and not knowing that one year later 78 we got Jaws 2

I was no internet no none of that I didn't know there was a Jaws 2 coming my mom and dad go hey well let's go to the movies and I was like okay what are we going to see they didn't tell us we just jumped in the van

and we're going to we always went to the drive-in it was rare that we went to the theater I think the time we went to the theaters when Star Wars came out because we saw that in the theater but rolling up to the drive-in I can't I don't remember exactly what I think that driving was in Hayward for those you that know the Bay Area

because I remember like where are we? It was like we were going through a neighborhood and then fucking there was a drive-in I was like what and I just remember looking at the marquee and it said Jaws 2 and I was like what there's a second one and how old was I 7 years old

when that one came out I sat on my mom's lap in the front that whole time watching Jaws 2 so and then Mike his mom took us to see

Jaws 3D in 83 it was a double feature with Metal Storm there's a destruction of Jared St. That's what we need to do. That one, Metal Storm.

And then you're saying that one. When Jaws of Revenge came out in 87, opening night, Friday night, I was like, let's go. My friends did not want to see it. They're like, just, why Jaws Ford? No, no. I was like, well, I'm going to see it. So the old school century theater,

which is no longer there anymore in Oakland. I remember sitting there. And I enjoyed it the first time I saw. I still enjoy it now. But it's... It's the order of these films, the way they came out. I do love Jaws, too, a lot. I think the body count was a little higher in that one,

but all these movies, it was cool. And no, we didn't get no Jaws 19. From, what was that, Back to Feature 2? Shark still looks fake. 50 years of Jaws, boys and girls. And it's like they said, the shark

still works. It's still an amazing film. And I'll definitely go see it when they bring it back to IMAX, see it in 3D or go watch it in XD at the center mark and the D box.

And what did I? Oh, when I saw Thunderbolt I was sitting in the row right behind the D-box seats. And during all the action stuff, I kept feeling vibrations. And I was like, what the fuck is that? And then I kind of looked over and went, oh, and I saw everybody moving in their seats.

I guess you can control how much you want to move. But I don't know. We'll see. But, oh, man. All right, boys and girls. is late for us here in California and up in Alaska. So, but thanks everyone for listening. Hopefully while you're listening to us, you're watching it on your TVs or whatever.

So, yeah, we can't play clips during this. Someone's going to come after us. But, yeah. Ooh, weird. But everyone, I don't know. Well, we kind of have an idea what we want. want to do but it's not the only anniversary um for this uh return of the living dead that's uh is that today or a couple days uh return of the living dead someone's yelling it

we already did that one mike and i did it last year um no it's not even the anniversary yet next month august 16th nineteen eighty five Put it on the list. Yeah, Mike and I did it last year, but Brian and I will do it this year for whatever. So 40, 40 years? I don't know. You guys do the math. 40.

Jesus. Oh, man. Nothing beats the 70s and the 80s. We had it all. Jaws, Star Wars, close encounters, alien. They're rolling in the 80s. Raiders of Lost Ark, aliens, everything. Jaws 3D.

I don't care what anyone says. That movie's awesome. I don't care how fake it look. My damn kids. But anyway, all right, everybody. We're out of here again. Thank you so much for listening to, I think this is episode three for this because we did.

Episode three. Fade to Black. And we did Friday the 13th and now celebrating 50 years of Jaws. So, but everyone, just go to thehorror Returns. com for everything listen to all the stuff over there. Brian and I will be back with more for the

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If we find it. So I'm not paying to rent it. Hopefully, if you're streaming somewhere. All right, everyone, we're out of here. So until next time, be safe out there. stay out of the water and party on and be good to each other