The Horror Returns - Frightful Reflections - Ep. #8: Never Hike Alone (2017)
Episode Date: February 13, 2026Happy FRIDAY THE 13TH and in this episode Brian and Nez help out a extreme backpacker fight to stay alive from the hockey mask killer Jason Voorhees in the 2017 F13 fan film NEVER HIKE ALONE. Never Hi...ke Alone follows an adventure blogger, Kyle McLeod (Andrew Leighty), who uncovers the long lost remains of Camp Crystal Lake while on a solo backpacking trip. Ignoring the campfire tales from his childhood, Kyle's search turns deadly when he makes the grave mistake of crossing the path of Camp Blood’s legendary mass murderer, Jason Voorhees. Stranded in the forest with Jason on his heels, Kyle must push his survival skills to their limits if he hopes to survive the night. Otherwise, he'll wind up as another lost victim of the cursed camp. The Horror Returns Website: https://thehorrorreturns.com THR Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thehorrorreturns/ Join THR Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1056143707851246 THR X: https://twitter.com/horror_returns?s=21&t=XKcrrOBZ7mzjwJY0ZJWrGA THR Instagram: https://instagram.com/thehorrorreturns?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= THR Threads: https://www.threads.net/@thehorrorreturns?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ== THR YouTube Channel: https://youtube.com/@thehorrorreturnspodcast3277 THR Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thehorrorreturns THR TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/the-horror-returns SK8ER Nez Podcast Network: https://www.podbean.com/pu/pbblog-p3n57-c4166 E Society Spotify For Podcasters: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eso E Society YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCliC6x_a7p3kTV_0LC4S10A E Society and Mac-Nez t-shirts Tee Public: http://tee.pub/lic/9ko9r4p5uvE X: E Society Podcast: https://x.com/esocietypod Mac Nez Podcast: https://x.com/macnezpod The Zissiou: https://x.com/TheoZissou Instagram: E Society: https://www.instagram.com/esocietypod/ Mac Nez Podcast: https://www.instagram.com/macnez/ The Zissiou: https://www.instagram.com/thezissou/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@esocietypod
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Hey guys, it's day 12 and a beautiful one at that.
So today's mission, find the lake.
This train's looking a little treacherous, but I'm just going to make my way.
Nothing's stopping me.
All right, I'll check in with you guys later.
Kyle, out.
What's up, everybody?
Welcome back to another episode of frightful reflections.
I'm your host, Brian.
With me, as always is my brother, Nez.
What's up, man?
I'm good.
Happy Friday of 13th, everybody.
We're going to give you not one of the regular movies.
Tonight we're going to come at you with the 2017
a Friday of 13th fan film.
And this is Never Hike Alone.
A hiker survival skills is put to the test
when he stumbles upon the remains of an old abandoned camp
and discovers its long.
dark secrets right Google and IMDB is the exact same thing this is directed by
Vincent de Santi right it also written by him and Ron Kurz and Sean S Cunningham
and this stars a Drew lightly late lately I don't know has Kyle McMille
McLeod, I'm sorry.
Katie Schwartz is Danny Morgan.
Robert Du Bois as Axel McCone.
Great. Tom Matthews.
As Tommy Jarvis.
And Vincent Descenti as Jason Vortes.
Brian, when was the first time you had seen,
Never Hike Alone?
Well, this came out in 2017, I guess,
almost 10 years ago.
Damn, it's been that long?
Yeah.
Well, you were the one that brought this to my attention.
Yeah, I came across it over, you know,
posting stuff to the social media pages.
And I remember everybody was talking about
this fan-made film that was
better than most of the fan-made films
that was coming out at the time.
And I checked it out.
And I think I sent it over to you and rest is history.
Yeah, this one, you guys know how big of a Friday 13 fan I am.
A few weeks ago, I got to meet, finally meet after 40-something years,
Sean S. Cunningham.
I made him at Days of the Dead in Vegas.
Cool gentleman.
he's up there in age but I just had to kiss his ass and tell him thank you for changing my life
with a small little movie that they didn't even think was going to go anywhere
and he was like right on man thank you thank you so much for uh for seeing it I told him
he goes how old are you when you saw it I said I was nine years old when I saw that movie he went
your parents let you go see that I said my older brother took
me to see it. I said he had seen it opening night and I he took he told me about it and he took me to
see it like that Sunday so I saw it opening weekend and I was just blown away by and then scared
the hell out of me. I know I've told this story before. I was so scared nine years old and I ended up
sleeping with my mom and dad that night and this movie always had uh,
special place in my heart.
I mean, if you come here in the studio,
you're going to see Friday of 13th stuff pretty much everywhere.
Action figure-wise, movie-wise, poster-wise.
I got a few hockey masks hanging on the wall.
And I just love, I just love this whole franchise.
I know a lot of people didn't care for a lot of the other movies,
but me, man, I just, I loved it.
I just fell head over heels for everything and didn't realize we were going to get so many movies.
And then even 2009, they did the reboot, remake, whatever you want to call it.
And then all these fan films started coming out.
And like I said, Brian brought this to my attention.
And I was like, okay, I'll watch it.
It's a little less than an hour.
And I was, okay, I mean, guy just in the woods.
and comes across the camp.
I didn't realize he was going to be,
spoiler alert, you haven't seen it.
I didn't realize it was going to be camp Crystal Lake.
It wasn't the real camp,
but when they started seeing things,
I mean, the first time watching this,
it was just blowing my mind,
and I was like, oh, my God.
Flash forward to a few years ago,
Mike and I went to the Halloween,
I think it was 40, 45 years or something like that convention in Anaheim.
And we were walking around just doing our thing in there.
And then I saw this booth and they had never hike alone, the Blu-Rays.
And I was looking at it and I was just looking at the stuff on the table.
And the guy goes, hey, man, how are you doing?
I said, I'm cool.
I didn't really look up.
I was just looking at the stuff.
and ended up buying another copy of it because I had a different cover than the one that I had.
I think they said, this was the first cover.
And I said, oh, I'd say, cool, I don't have this one.
I had a different one.
And then I looked at one.
I think so.
I don't know where I did with it.
I should have pulled it all out.
But I looked at him and I went, holy shit.
I didn't say that.
I was like, oh, my God.
Anyway, hey, man, I'm Vincent de Sandy.
And I was like, oh, my God, dude.
I just started to kiss his.
ass on how much I love this movie and he's like oh right on man thank you and we're just I was just
kissing his ass about the other movies there never hike in the snow or whatever that was and
never hike alone to and all of that and he was just like wow I said dude man these movies like
these are amazing I can't believe that you did these and he was like oh right on and he gave me a
poster I don't somewhere right here and he signed it and I was like oh thank you so I need to get a
frame for it and hanging on the wall but i was just blown away on how awesome this film was and i i just
couldn't get enough i mean i remember just after we watched it and then i remember telling
everybody about it that was a friday 13th fan uh meeting tom matthews also at days of the dead one year
uh i met him well i met him before at comic con for the return of the living dead uh
release at the
scream factory booth
when their version of it came out
he was there and I got him
to sign it and
but at the days
of the dead it was right when
everything started to reopen after
lockdown and COVID
and I mean everyone was still walking around
wearing masks and everything
but
he was there so I had
I had him signed my Friday 13th book
my Crystal Memories
Crystal Lake Memoirs or whatever it's called.
I had him sign that and I was talking to him.
I said, how did you get involved with this?
It's like, oh, man, people were telling me about it
and I didn't really think much of it.
And then he said he read the script and talked to his director
and they worked something out.
Yeah, cool.
I can be in it.
Because that was a shocker at the end
when Tom Matthews popped up to reprise his role
as Tommy Jarvis.
I mean, he never did.
He only did one,
Jason lives.
That was the only one he did.
That was,
I think it was the last time we saw Tommy Jarvis.
And,
but when he popped up in this at the end,
I just blew my mind.
I just couldn't believe it.
And I was like,
oh my God.
So I just love this movie so much.
So tonight,
we are going to bring this one to you,
like we've said before
it's free on YouTube
go to Womp Stomp Films or just type in
Never Hike Alone
You can check that out
Let me read what it says here
A fan tribute
To Friday 13th Never Hike Alone
Follows the adventures of Kyle McLeod
Who uncovers a long
Lost remains of Camp Crystal Lake
While on a solo backpack
packing trip ignoring
the campfire
tales from his
childhood. Kyle's search
turns into deadly
when he makes a grave
mistake of crossing the path of
Camp Blood's legendary mass murder
Jason Vorty.
Stranded in the forest with Jason
on his heels, Kyle must push
his survival skills
to their limits if he hopes
to survive the night. Otherwise
he'll wind up as another lost
victim of the curse camp.
All right.
There's a ton of other extras,
not extras, but credits to it.
I want to say they spent,
if it wasn't a million,
maybe a little over a million dollars
to, I don't know if it was to make this
or to make everything total
with the, out of the films, I don't know.
um
i think it was for all of them i i can't be sure i don't know i was watching something
and uh they they had talked about it but even still man i mean
if you're a filmmaker
i guess you gotta just sell yourself to people i mean like
hey man i'm making this movie to get funds
because i know mike he always uh
shops his stuff around and gets some kind of funds to make his films.
But a million dollars is a lot to us.
But I don't know, man.
I don't think I could.
I wouldn't even know how to ask people for money.
But if you guys want to send us money, we'll take it.
But I don't know.
That's crazy.
I mean, I guess we should reach out to this guy.
point and see if you can come on the show
talk about it but
all right boys and girls
so anyway um
sync up to
us and watch
the film along with us
and listen to us
jibba about it if you've already seen it but if you haven't seen it
watch it and then come back and do it again
who knows we'll see but
all right
I got
oh shit
damn it
What's the, I'll hear it is.
All right, ready?
One, two, three, go.
All right, we got the disclaimer.
So, you won't be able to hear it, everyone.
I don't know how this copyright stuff works.
Womstomp films.
Is this going?
Okay, I'll say it's...
A large disclaimer.
Yeah.
Thank you for watching.
No.
Warning.
Your discretion advised.
Eerie music.
I have my captions on as well.
Won't stop films presents.
Never hike alone.
Where are you at on the number wise?
Been at 12.
All right, pause yours for a second.
Let me catch up.
just pause it for a second and start it back up
I'm on 20 21 22
23 you see
Kyle driving down the road
and there's Jeep
I mean they use good camera good camera work
during all this and drones
as well
I told Mike you should get a drone
he's like that's what everyone does
I won't
if it works
if you can do it good.
You're scared to fly one.
Those things are expensive.
Yeah.
If I'd crash it and there's however much.
Get it stuck where you can't get it.
Look, I want to know, well, this obviously is a drone shot, but were they like everyone filming this with iPhones and all that?
or did they have just regular cameras
he's just driving down the road some dirt road
oh he's uh
Kyle is a
extreme backpacker
or whatever
he's like an influencer
he films himself and
to
just
I think he had go was it a GoPro he's running around with in this
I think so
I haven't seen this in a while.
Yeah.
All right.
There he is.
Backcountry adventures.
It's okay.
He's filming himself with a GoPro.
Then there's other camera work.
45 miles.
I can barely go a few miles.
I can imagine going 45.
Yeah.
Eight hours.
So he was going to just go to the other side of the lake.
But I don't know how big.
Crystal Lake is, but
I couldn't do this. Just leave my
car out in the middle of nowhere.
Yeah, you got no
top on it either.
No, uh. So this guy, he's like
running and jumping through the woods
and running across logs.
The cameraman running right after him.
I mean,
this is cool and everything, but
you're out there by yourself and you're running
and jumping. You can be like that one guy
and get stuck between the rocks and
cut your arm off
127 hours
but there is guys out there like this
that film themselves doing everything
dropped this camera in the water
I've gone backpacking
but with like a whole group of people
not
not by myself
if I was to do something like this
I'd definitely be strapped up
I wouldn't go out there with nothing
other than weirdos and serial
killers man
the, just the wilderness itself, the wild animals.
You don't know what's out there.
Damn, he went 18 miles.
Oh, so he parked like miles and miles away from it.
I don't think I could just set up camp by myself.
Yeah.
Too many horror movies.
It's all set up in this tent.
Filming his videos.
What does you have a script for all this?
Is he doing ads or something?
I guess.
An ad for his shovel.
Yeah, it looks like it.
Oh, what's a shovel and like a little pickaxe?
I wonder if he has a heater in that tent.
Because it looked like it was cold.
He had beanie with all beanie and gloves and down jacket.
Pro Jacket.
That would be cool.
Filming your video and hearing wolves or whatever, Howl.
but I'd still be scared.
My friend's, uh, my mom's friend, her boss,
she had a cabin in the woods out along the coast,
coast of California.
Uh,
I think it was Mendocino County somewhere, or I don't know.
Every time we went out there, it was like in the middle of, like, in the woods,
you had to park on the highway and hike in.
I was much younger.
But Friday of the 13th was in.
my head every time we went there.
It was weird though, man.
She would go out there by herself and I'd be like,
I'd be thinking strangers and all that.
I mean, because nothing ever happened,
but I'm going to be scared of something did happen
and they got you.
No one ain't going to find you until they come over
for whatever reason.
See, I don't do camping up here.
You don't worry about bears and shit.
Oh, hell no.
I don't care if they say that water's good enough, brushing his teeth with it.
So he doesn't even know exactly where he's at yet.
He's just found the area and wants to find the place.
Is this like his first time going to the lake?
Yeah, I think so.
I think I'd try to get as close to the lake as possible.
Oh, no, no.
It's, they quarantined it off, right?
they put the
bobwire or whatever around
they were trying to keep everyone away from the lake
from what I remember of this film
and he doesn't know
that's a mile marker
that's a nice shot right there
with the drone yeah
they did a good job with the music too
where was the cinematographer
man they think a good eye
say all right he comes up to the
bobwire fence
there's a sign hanging there
to say no trespass
Oh, oh, someone's watching them.
If it's Jason.
They were saying that, or he said that, uh,
was it a wildlife preserve, bought the land and closed it off?
Oh, it was the same, man.
He'd have been dead.
Or is he the, uh, teleporting Jason?
Like in, uh, was that part eight?
Jason taking Manhattan?
Yeah, this guy's got teleportation powers.
He's like, fuck it.
I'm going to go.
cut through
well they put no trespassing signs
for a reason
classic horror movie
if this was in the regular
timeline
in the Friday 13th timeline
where
where would this be
because Jason's not all
mangled up or anything
we don't see the bones
coming out of his back
I don't remember if he had to cut in his mask yet
or in this
and that one chick
hit him in the head
and the third one.
I've always liked
these type of shots
when someone's watching you
peeking around trees.
I know when you're out hiking
you don't think about
getting hurt
twisting your ankles
or anything.
But like the title says,
never hike alone.
I always hike with someone.
All the GoPro's
mounted to his chest.
Definitely in my young years,
I would
do something like this, but
not now.
I can walk around the block and I'm huffing and puffing.
I found the lake.
I eventually want to make it to Crystal
Lake. The one in Jersey
where the camp
is. Do that be good enough
for me?
I want to get
there. I want to touch the water.
I'm baptized myself in the water
is a Crystal Lake.
If he's bundled up now,
man, it's probably like helicol that night.
Out of court to that scene
when he was in a tent.
I know.
He's sitting up camp.
Got his wood.
Tripped over something.
Piece of wood.
Oh, it's a sign.
Camp Crystal Lake.
Look how...
I know it's supposed to be old.
It still looks pretty new.
It's like plywood with
branches or whatever.
Spelled out Crystal Lake.
Don't you think if they
would check this whole
area, they'd find that
and just erase it
or even just tear down the camp
so no one
could come across it.
Who knows? Maybe they sent someone in there
to do it.
Never came out.
That's right.
He found the
campground.
See, right here,
I was kind of like, whoa. But I know this
doesn't look like
Camp Crystal Lake
from the original film.
A lot of those movies
Camp Crystal Lake doesn't look like
Camp Crystal Lake.
Or would they call it in Part 6?
Camp Green.
Yeah, something like that.
We'll eventually have to do that one too.
Isn't there Friday 13 next month
as well?
There is March.
So.
Maybe we'll come with you guys with Jason lives.
Yeah, he's walking around the camp.
Police tape, everything around there.
See, idiots like me would go out to this camp and hopefully not get killed just to try to get a souvenir.
Start grabbing stuff if it looks like a weapon.
Does he know what happened there?
I don't know.
I don't remember.
Well, he seemed like when he found the sign, he turned his camera.
around and he said this much more than a nature preserve like maybe he heard of it
all this type of stuff man it would be weathered because it snows and rains there
I tried to see what year that was on that oh he kept it though playboy kept it for the
articles yeah did they even still print playboy I don't even know I don't if they do
I don't think it's the same.
It's just articles,
frankly.
Yeah, Camp Greenleague.
Oh, he's in the shower
where Marcy got it.
She got hit in the face
or the axe.
That's still a good scene.
She was just screaming there.
Didn't even try to move one.
Hit in the face with an hatchet.
See, look, everything still looks
semi-new.
Jason's been keeping up with the place.
Seriously, the first movie did make me not want to go to summer camp anymore when I was little.
But as I got older, I started to go again.
Just for the hug, for the chicks.
I had fun at summer camp every summer.
Some were weekends and some were like weeks.
He's like in the big dining hall, I guess.
I want to know, did they build?
all this or was this just
an abandoned one that was there?
I still want one of those Crystal Lake signs.
I see guys on Etsy selling them.
See those hockey masks?
There's the name I was looking for.
Camp Forest Green.
Yeah.
He ain't weirded out by the fog.
I don't know.
Don't go digging around there.
You don't know.
It could fall on you.
Yeah, jam a stick up there.
Yeah.
I don't say you don't know what's up there.
Something.
Some dead animal
fell. He was poking up the
with someone's head
or the animal's head.
He didn't smell it when he walked in there?
Why did he throw it in the woods?
I don't know. Just get it away, I guess.
Oh, he's seeing
those little markers,
police markers where
stuff happened.
Isn't that where
what was the guy that owned
the Christy?
The guy that was a guy that was
running the camp because when
Alice was running around he no yeah he came
falling out of the tree
okay so he knows the
the legend
he knows the legend and he ain't getting the fuck out of there
I know man I'd have saw that sign and not even went
near the camp out of whoop turned around
took off
he got his fire going
just talking about the
the story that he heard about
Crystal Lake and Jason
yeah what his brother told him
Yeah. Then why'd you...
If the story scared you growing up, man, why'd you go...
Why are you there? I'd... Hell no. I wouldn't know. I wouldn't win.
You figured, I mean, they would at least...
Tear the camp down. I mean, they did in part six.
They...
No. Oh... I guess they didn't tear it down. They just named it something else.
But it was tore down.
Because then in...
Was that part seven to Tina?
Her parents had that house built.
But then after the house blew up, there was a camp there in Jason takes Manhattan.
Yeah, why would you build another camp there?
I know.
After all that, that happened multiple times.
Yeah, he's finding those murder scenes.
Tape.
he's doing more exploring
well that can't be where jack got it
because they were in another different cabin
yeah see
looks like it
well supposedly this is where
Jack got it
uh Kevin Bacon's character
because it
just left all that blood on the
on the sheets and on the floor
because the original film
happened well it came out in 80
but it acts
it took place in 79
that's the pants to look good
I know
she didn't have a name yet
she was just Mrs. Vorese
there was another tape marker there
I assume
I could have been where
what's her name was laying
when she threw her through the window
um
was it Brenda
was that her name
the one that got killed at the archery
but we never saw it
because when Alice was in the
kitchen
and somebody came crashing through the window.
This is where he's strong.
Yeah, she was.
Able to lift up Mr. Christie.
She had the man hands, though.
Those hairy man hands.
Brenda, yeah, she's the one that got thrown through the window.
Steve Christie, he was the guy opening up the camp.
So the guy with the short shorts?
Yeah.
Oh hi, what are you doing out here?
So he knew her.
Got his little small knife out.
Oh, window or the wind's blowing some door.
Exactly where's this door.
What was it there?
It's like way up on the second floor.
Leads to nothing.
You better plug his camera in.
Batteries going low.
You see Jason in the background somewhere.
There's all kinds of stuff in there.
I assume this is some kind of storage.
room in the attic or wherever he's at.
It goes into another room and it's all dark.
I'd have one of those new flashlights I've been seeing everywhere.
It can be like a big spotlight or just a big bright light.
If you adjust the little light part and the tip.
So could Jason read if these are all his books?
Someone's creeping around.
Look, watching.
shit
uh-oh
it's a birthday card
said to mother
uh-oh
something stinks in there
covering this
nose you can hear flies
uh oh oh shit
you saw found the head in the ground
then jason grabbed them
and i was wrestling around with them
oh don't jump
ah i got thrown out
Jason was hiding behind the sheet and grabbed them and threw him out that little door.
Yeah, let me just grab my camera.
Make sure everything's all right.
Was that his mom's head?
Yeah.
All right.
He must have strong ankles.
Uh-oh, here he comes.
He's got one of those newer racks.
Ah!
Almost got him in the balls.
He didn't get to see.
He doesn't have to cut.
And his hockey mask.
You ain't stopping him.
Give him some body shots.
Then he ain't no Julius.
He got swatted, flew across the yard into a tree.
He must have got that axe from somewhere else.
Because it's one of those ones with those yellow,
not plastic, but the different kind of handle.
Jason runs back in to grab more weapons
his machete
and Kyle took off running
Just don't stop man
Just keep running
Because Jason is just
Slowly walking after you
He's about to teleport here in a second
Well he's got his little knife
I'm speeding up now
That was a cool shot of him
Yeah
Come on man get up and run
he just fell
oh he tripped over the barbed wire
I like it how it's all blurry
from his point of view
it's huffing and puffing and dizzy
uh oh
slice his leg
it's all right man just get up and keep going
adrenaline should get you pumped
bandano fix it
yep
it looks like he just scratched himself
there he comes but he get up
Oh, he can't even walk now.
It's crawling.
Well, you can't crawl faster than Jason.
Crawled and hid behind some bush.
How does Jason smell?
He must stink.
Is this just the Jason that grew up in the woods, or is this the zombie Jason?
Uh-oh.
Ah!
You got grabbed in the ankle, trying to hide.
Just turn around and start stabbing him with your little knife.
Ah, watch out.
He's got his machete.
Ooh
Got away
Swung it
I like his mask
Any you
Hockey mask makers
If you guys made this one
Let me know
I'd get it
It doesn't have the
The red chevrons
Is what they call it
A little markings on his mask
He must be freezing now
Because it's dark
I better dig a hole
Put dirt over you
Something's beeping up
Or, oh, it's this camera.
The battery's about to go out.
Oh, making his...
If anyone finds this, my name's Kyle.
He's real.
He attacked me, but I was able to get away.
Did it break your bone or tear your muscle?
It looks like it just a scratch.
He said laceration.
It's not even bleeding.
He rubbed some dirt on it.
He lost his bandana.
With what?
Better heat up your knife and just
cauterize it.
I'll do the ramble.
Stitch it up.
Oh, those are little
those little SD cards
that fit in those things.
Oh, battery went out.
See?
Why couldn't he walk earlier?
Now he's running.
Ran back to the camp.
He should got up and ran.
He was crawling away.
Jason got him. Oh, he's going back to get his, uh, his backpack he left in there.
Oh, that's, um, the door that Bill was tacked up against when Alice found him.
Just grab it and go. Don't start digging in it.
Oh, here he comes. Just make more noise. Why is he stomping?
Just walk along.
He is stomping too.
just grab your shit and go man
don't start
ah
right out of this tar
yeah
and make all kinds of noise
did it get bigger
it didn't look that big when we first seen it
a little
ah
what do you pull out some twigs
we don't look at it
just throw it down and
uh oh it's going to sew it up
that is pretty big
stitching it up
I remember my leg got cut open
when I was running through the bushes when I was a kid
and I couldn't even watch the doctor
stitch it back up
there you got your jacket
your beanie get the fuck out of there
he should have just grabbed all this and cut
a long time ago
fix yourself up in the woods
there's no like back doors out of that room
starting to hear noise
comes Jason stomping around
did he
know that he made it back
to the camp
he's stomping around
looking for him
figured he
would have lost him
in the woods
he must have hurt him
or something
he's like lifting your feet
up all the hard to stomp
see I would have right
right out one of those windows
let's have those big workman boots on
he's looking around for him
Kyle's hiding
oh
found him
Ooh, picked him over through.
What happened to his jacket?
Took it off.
Took it off the fight.
Ah, swinging a chair.
Nope, did nothing.
No, sold that chair.
Ah, chokeslammed through the table.
Picked him up like Undertaker.
That's Michael's move.
Stop doing that.
Tilt in your head.
Uh-oh.
Took off.
Teleported.
Grabbed his bag again.
keep running, don't stop, you're outside.
No, he's still inside.
And he grabbed his jacket.
Get the fuck out of there.
Oh, he got his shovel.
Oh, man, you better swing for those legs.
At least I'll stop him or slow him down.
He's swinging his shovel, and Jason's swinging his machete at him.
Ah, just hit him in the knees.
Ooh, shoulder.
Boot to the chest.
Get your shovel.
Oh,
he got cut in the arm now.
Ooh,
hit Jason with his rock.
Knocked his mask off.
I went,
ah,
I saw his face.
Went back for his bag and still left it.
At least his head will be warm.
Was Jason's face falling apart?
It looked like his mouth was all eating away.
Yeah.
Like he had that skin disease.
Grab that axe.
It's in the tree right behind you.
I don't go looking for him.
Just run and use that if you need to.
Stop going back to the camp.
He went back got his bag.
It was like a video game.
Like you can't move on unless he has all his stuff.
I keep saying, man.
Grab your shit, run and fix yourself up later.
Got some gauze and wrapped up his wrist.
where he got cut. Ah, here he comes.
Keep your jacket on this time.
Yeah.
Jason's behind him in the smoke.
There you go.
Ooh.
He got stabbed.
He was about to hit Jason with the axe and missed.
Where did he get it?
Ah, in the side, in the left side.
You could still hit him with the axe.
Or did he drop it?
Got him.
Oh, he did.
He hit Jason in the neck.
That axe.
Ah, and they both fall down.
Pull that shit out and start swinging it.
Ah, ooh.
Pull that machete.
They never didn't hella deep.
That was the first aid kid again.
His book, went through that book.
His little, uh, was that a map book?
I don't know what it was.
He was reading it earlier.
Uh, yeah.
get the machete and keep swinging
you get for keep going back and forth man
should have just kept running the first time
where's your beanie
oh I was gonna hobble off Jason's laying there
with a hatchet in his neck
don't turn around just keep going
oh Jason pulled the axe out of his neck
you could have been long gone instead of standing there
watching
fuck this
I'm out.
I don't know, man.
I think he's still, not Jason,
but Kyle will be bleeding out.
He got stabbed pretty deep.
That's a cool shot at the moon.
Yeah.
Your adrenaline and keep you going, man.
Just, ooh, yeah, blood's pouring out.
Get some dirt and pack it in there.
Learn that from Marky Mark and Lone Survivor.
I wouldn't drink that water.
He ran all night.
Another police marker.
Ah!
Jason jumped out of the water.
Grab a cow by the head.
He's a, ah, squeezing his head.
You can hear stuff cracking.
Ah, blood's pouring out.
Ooh, squeezed his head.
Oh, woke up in the hospital.
Then he's still there.
He's in the...
I don't have any such a thing.
He's in the back of the ambulance.
He looks like Jacks right there.
He sounds anarchy.
Why aren't they going, man?
They're just sitting.
He's in the back of the ambulance.
Ah!
Teleported inside the ambulance.
And that guy Axel dug through his backpack and he was reading his playboy.
Why doesn't he say something?
Like, he's right behind you!
I think he's just hallucinating.
I think he's just still dreaming
His inception
He's strapped up to that
Oh, Gernie and Jason's
Gonna stab him in the gut with his knife
Ah
Back inside the ambulance
Can't they just be driving to the hospital
Instead of sitting there
He's still out there
Uh-oh
You hear the stomping
Yeah
Tommy Jarvis
I didn't even stitch him up
They just
Well he should know
Tommy should know better
Probably went to like years and years of therapy
To still stick around Crystal Lake
After all he's been through
Since he was a kid
He ain't got no weapon on him
Nothing
Oh shit that made me jump
I seen this before too
Uh oh
She's telling Tommy
I think there's someone else out
there. Tommy, you know better
get the fuck out of there. Tommy
has. You should start punching
it. Oh, that
uh,
deputy's the sheriff
now in the second one.
Where the red dot goes.
You bang.
You bang.
Uh-oh.
There he comes. Tommy. Get out of there.
Stop talking. Uh-oh.
Holy shit.
Oh, Tommy. I knew it wasn't. And he gets
pulled out of the ambulance.
Fuck that. I'd have a gun or something.
Uh-oh.
Axel jumped out.
Get out and check.
Fuck that.
Jump behind the wheel.
Uh-oh.
Axel got stabbed.
Uh-blood pouring out of his mouth.
Yeah, jump behind the wheel and take off.
Then Kyle might go sliding out.
Ah!
I reached it and grabbed her.
Oh, she's dead.
Axel's strapped up
Or uh, not Tommy
Kyle's strapped up to the
Oh fuck my legs cramping
Uh oh
It's Jason standing there looking at Kyle
He's all strapped up
He hit Axel with the axe
Where's Tommy
Hey maggot head
Remember me asshole
How'd he get away?
Oh
Well killed those two
EMTs and left them there. Tommy and Kyle took off.
Jason, walking after him. Is this the end?
Is never hike alone?
Well, that was the first part. There's
two more. Huh.
It was, was it, um, was it never hiking the snow? Was that
the second part? Yeah, that's the second one.
That one was only, like 15, 20 minutes or something like that.
It was half the time of this one.
Yeah.
And then never hike alone, too.
That one was the longest one.
Yeah, well, that one was an hour and 12 minutes.
Never hiking the snow was a half hour.
That's the second one.
So the second part.
But, yeah, everyone, that was never hike alone.
I mean, if you're seeing all three of them, right on.
But we're only going to bring you the first part this, this Friday the 13th.
Maybe we'll come back or do a bonus for the second part.
And then next month, finish it out.
We'll never hike on two.
But this movie's awesome, man.
I loved it.
I mean, for something like this, me, like I said,
the Friday 13th fan that I am
for someone to make this type of film
and to bring in Tom Matthews
the third Tommy Jarvis
we had the great
Cory Feldman and he's a kid
and then
God damn it
John Shepard was Tommy in a new beginning
and then Tom Matthews came
for this
for the
Jason lives and then to come back in this series.
If you guys ever get to meet Tom Matthews, man, he's a real cool guy.
Just ask him anything.
I mainly talked about this.
I didn't even bring up part six.
I was just fascinated with this whole thing for him to come back to this franchise in this.
So, I mean, where in the timeline is this take place?
Or is this like the MCU, the multiverse?
of Jason so
I don't know because he didn't
he's not all
Jason's not all
rugged
because he was
he was dead
he was dead in part six
when he brought him back to life
and he was pretty
his skin was pretty shriveled up
that was when he got that
utility belt with all the
the weapons and everything
so
but
Never hike alone, boys and girls.
And that's going to be it.
This episode of frightful reflections.
I'm not sure what we're going to come with next.
Maybe another one before we finish out the series and the rest of them.
But we got wrestling returns.
We started it and then we had some technical issues.
So we got to go back and finish it.
And if you heard the latest episode from the regular show,
Um, well, I was only on it for a little bit.
I was at work still, but we covered the ruins and then
Whistle?
Was that what you guys talked about?
Whistle.
All right.
I haven't listened to it yet, or seen that movie.
Wasn't go see it, uh, but they yanked it already.
There's a bunch of other movies coming out this weekend.
So, but, all right, boys and girls, you guys know what to do.
Go to thehorror returns.com for everything.
and we'll definitely come back with more action, stream fiends, wrestling, more fright for
reflections and some bonus episodes. Oh, I found another list. So definitely Brian and I will come back
with a bonus episode. But I will give you the title. I won't go into the list, but it is
the 15 most anticipated horror movies of 2026.
So we'll do that bonus episode for you guys at some point.
All right, boys and girls, again, thehorroriturns.com for everything.
And just come back for more.
So until next time, be safe out there and party on.
And be good to each other.
