The Horror Returns - The Action Returns - Ep. #15: Grindhouse - Planet Terror & Death Proof (2007)
Episode Date: October 12, 2020This week Brian and Nez tackle Rodriguez and Tarantino's 2007 GRINDHOUSE. Robert Rodriguez is up first the his sci-fi/horror film PLANET TERROR. Then Quentin Tarantino hits the pedal to the metal with... DEATH PROOF. Join The Action Returns Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/841619946357776
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Best in Texas.
Oh, no thanks.
What's matter? You don't eat meat?
Oh, I eat meat.
They also eat lots of shit.
See this?
What's that?
Shit eating grin.
Got to be a comedian.
What do you think of the leg?
Oh, that's funny.
You want the story? I'll spin it for you quick.
From directors Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez.
Comes an outrageous double feature with unpredictable villains.
Do I friend you?
It's in my scar.
Check on.
Unstopperable heroes.
Made you something.
I'm passionate tonight.
Back to another episode of the Action Returns.
This is episode 15.
I'm your host, Brian.
And of course, with me as always is Nez.
What's up, man?
Yo, what's going on up there?
It's all good down here for now.
yeah I'd say it'd be
it's I don't know
I don't know people are starting to not care about what's going on
and cases arising
and all I know is I'm keeping them myself
yeah staying away from everybody
but uh
how's everything going with you
oh good family's good
uh fires are still going here in California
uh I just drove
pass one in Nevada
almost to the border of California.
It looks like
either someone threw a cigarette
out or maybe
something sparked and
that's all it took.
So I had to take
an alternate route where I got to actually
see where all the flames and
all the firefighters and
everybody in place out there.
But it
did look like a small brush fire, but
then it just took over the
hillside.
side. I don't know how much
of it is now. Luckily,
I left early, or I would
have been stuck there because the
highway was closed. One of my friends
reached out, and I said, no, I'm home now.
I'm just missed it all.
Well, that's good.
So I hope they get
it out because as soon as it made it over that hill,
there's a gas station right there.
So, hopefully
they stopped it before
then. Other than
that, same more, same more.
Still trucking along with the East Society's 31 days of horror.
If you guys are listening to that, you already heard everything up to this point.
So, but it's been fun.
We still got more and more for the rest of this month.
Nice.
Did you finally check out Clash of Champions?
I didn't see the main event.
I think I had like maybe one or two more.
Was the main event, McIntyre and, um,
uh ordn again
was it uh
no i think it was uh roman and
oh that's right no that was yeah yeah i didn't see that one yet
all right i am really like it this heel turn for roman
uh i i'm still with it i mean i've been with him from the beginning so
i should have did this a long time ago
well he was they were trying to push him to beat the face and
nobody was buying it but everyone did
feel sorry for him when
he announced that he had leukemia
because that was kind of tough
for a minute but when he came back everybody
was hyped but now everyone's
back to hating him again
yeah I like it
I'm with it and I like how he's doing
this whole
he's not doing it's my yard
now he's doing it it's my island
and I'm the tribal chief and
it's working for me i mean i want him to have like like his cousins and stuff like a new new stable or
something but i don't know how that's going to work with him going against them all the time so
yeah they just need to team them all up man i think him the usos uh nia jacks and uh tamina i think him the usos
uh nia jacks and uh tamina i think
they can just run through everyone but I don't know
we'll see where it goes you know you never know what Vince is
talking about but yeah
uh hell in the cells next right
yeah yeah yeah when is that when I didn't see the date
let me pull it up here did you watch uh takeover no
not yet I'm hearing that's
uh way better show I believe it
NXT is amazing.
I mean, they got so much talent.
I've said this before on whoever the show I was talking about wrestling.
They kick ass in NXT, but then once they bring them up to Ross back down, whatever,
because the draft is going on right now, they don't do anything with them.
And it just, it sucks, but I don't know.
Yeah, that Finn Baller, Kyle O'Reilly match, they went for it in that one.
Yeah.
Did they take Finn Baller back just to hype up NXC?
Because I don't think they needed him, but it's cool.
Yeah, I think they were just trying to give him something to do.
I mean, I don't know.
Like, I wish what's his name would go back because all he does is like lose every week,
a ricochet.
Yeah, they don't know what they got, man.
But I don't know.
We'll see.
But Ria Ripley, man.
I want her to come up, but then I have a feeling they're going to do nothing with her.
But I like what she's doing now.
I like the darker hair.
I'm not a blonde guy.
I'm not a picky man, but I liked her better when her hair was darker.
Yeah, I don't like the white outfits either.
Yeah.
Especially what's his name?
He's been wearing the white, Damian Priest.
Yeah
Just stay in black
If you're gonna be the heel
I don't know
It's not up to us
Yeah
Hell in the cell
October 25th
Oh okay
So that's in a couple weeks
Because I was watching Smackdown
Before we started this
And I was like shit
That's coming up
I was like
I hope it ain't this weekend
Because I
Still need to finish
The last few matches
Clatch of Champions
Yeah
And what else
I don't know when it is
this month, but they're doing, they're bringing back the WCW Halloween Havoc, but they're doing it
for NXT.
Ah, that'll work.
Well, which one was it when they did in the house or in my house or whatever?
NXT.
Yeah, see, that one was cool.
I mean, I liked what was going on there, but, okay, cool, whatever.
Yeah, got my girl, Shotsie Blackheart's hosting Halloween Havoc.
All right.
We'll see.
I think the last thing I was watching on Smackdown tonight was, uh,
my girl the boss came out.
I mean, gosh, did she get injured again?
No, I came in here.
She was going up against Bailey.
I mean, we see that match all the time, no matter what.
Sometimes they're friends, then they get mad, then they fight each other.
And I'm like, come on.
I don't know what they're doing anymore.
I just try to watch it, enjoy it.
I mean, it was good that wrestling never stopped.
It kept on going.
But I don't know.
We'll see what's next for everyone.
I mean, with this draft going on.
Tonight was the first night of the draft,
and then I believe it carries over to Raw on Monday.
So we'll see what's happening.
And before we start on these reviews, one more question.
I know you heard the news of Regal shutting their doors.
at least for the rest of the year.
Oh, I thought it was for good.
There's no regals in my area,
but I thought that was it.
From what I understand,
they're not fully closed forever,
but he said the CEO
or the president or whoever a regal.
Basically, he said,
because they asked him,
are you guys going to open for Wonder Woman?
Because Wonder Woman still hasn't changed its date.
And he said,
yeah, if there was a consistent schedule after Wonder Woman.
So, as they said, we're just not going to open our doors for just one movie.
Yeah, it's kind of not worth it.
I mean, even all these movies that have been out, the ones they're putting in,
they're not making any money.
Yeah, I heard tenets going to lose money.
It's lost hell of money.
I mean, for what they paid.
but I don't know
because once it hits
VOD
I mean that's it
and it's not going to go
make any money from there
with all the other other means
out there but
I don't know we'll see
I think
I haven't been to the movie theater yet
I'm still I might go this weekend
And I want to go in my local little town, our cases aren't that bad.
But, I mean, it's not saying that it's not here in town.
I'm glad it just didn't go crazy like it did in the prison where it was really out of control
because it would have been like the first movie we're talking about.
It would have went like that.
But yeah, as far as movie theaters, what we have in,
the Reno Sparks area in Nevada.
We have Cinemark,
three Cinemark theaters and two Galaxy
theaters.
Cinema arc staying open.
Oh, yeah.
From what they're saying, there's this new
safe cinema thing going on,
which is cool.
I mean, I like what they're doing,
but I just hope they don't,
they're not just saying it.
Yeah, well, we do this and we do that,
and then you get these employees that,
no, we just cleaned it.
I ain't cleaning it again.
Yeah.
But I don't know.
I hope they cracked the whip on them to just really keep it safe for everyone.
But all of you that do work in movie theaters and you're back at work, I mean, thank you.
I don't know if people think you guys enough or at all, but I always thank everyone when I'm there, from concessions to tickets to guys just pushing a broom or a vacuum around.
I mean, I always talk to those guys.
I mean, that is a tough job.
People may not think so.
but try going to clean up a movie theater after a big movie,
especially a kid film when it's just full of kids
and there's crap all over the floor,
spill drinks, everything.
But I watch you guys, man.
I see you guys doing what you're doing.
And thank you so much for what you do.
All right.
Let's start with the first movie.
We are doing the Grindhouse Double Feature.
So, of course, we're going to start with Planet Terror.
this came out in 2007.
It's directed by Robert Rodriguez.
Synopsis goes after an experimental
bio-weapon is released,
turning thousands into zombie-like creatures.
It's up to a rag-tag group of survivors
to stop the infected and those behind its release.
And this stars
quite a few people.
Let's see.
Where's my careful?
It's Rose McGowan.
Ready, Rodriguez.
Thanos himself, Josh Brolin,
Marley Shelton,
Jeff Fahey,
Michael Bean,
Bruce Willis,
Electra and Elise
Avalian,
which would be the crazy babysitter
twins.
Yep.
Stacey Ferguson,
Tom Savini,
Quentin Tarantino,
Michael Parks,
and a whole bunch of other people.
Let's see,
this was also,
written by Robert Rodriguez.
Music by Robert Rodriguez.
Cinematography.
Robert Rudd edited.
He did everything himself.
What did you think of Planet Terror?
Because I have not seen...
This is probably out of the double feature,
the one I've seen the least.
Well, before we get into Planet Terror,
we got to talk about the Machete trailer
that was right before it.
Ah, yes.
Because when I first saw this,
I went to the panel at Comic-Con.
I guess it was 2007.
When exactly did this come out?
This came out.
2007.
April 6.
All right.
Well, I guess it was the Comic-Con before the year before or whatever.
But anyway.
Anyway, so I went to it.
All I saw was Quentin Tancena and Robert Rodriguez.
I didn't know what Grindhouse.
I knew what the Grindhouse films are.
I didn't know what they were doing here.
I didn't know it was going to be a double feature.
And I was like, oh, my God, they showed us a little bit of planetary and a little bit of deathproof and everything.
And they were talking about these trailers.
And that was all over the place.
I mean, because they were saying that they had some kind of, I wouldn't say a contest,
but they wanted people to submit their own trailers.
But didn't use anybody.
They used all their famous friends.
trailers.
But
machete
that trailer
was awesome.
I thought that
first trailer
was actually
better than
the movie
we got.
It did have
some of the
characters
in the
actual film
but
it just
seemed more
grittier
and more grimy
and everything.
I don't
get me wrong.
I loved the movie.
I thought the movie
was awesome.
Second one,
yeah.
But,
the trailer man
I was like juice
and not the first thing I was like
oh man this better be a movie
and then we had it later on
but I just thought that trailer
was so badass and I mean my favorite
line is they just fucked
with the wrong Mexican
I was like oh yeah that got me juiced
you know why the trailer was better
than the movie
the trailer
the trailer didn't have Michelle Rodriguez
ah
the
that was a plus for me
like touching hands with an angel
that was for the machete film not
the not planet terror but
I did meet Robert Rodriguez and
Rose McGowan
it was after this film
they were hyping up Red Sonia
which never happened
and they signed my Planet Terror
steel book
it was a DVD stillbook but I didn't care
I got past all the security
right up to him
I didn't get a picture with them
and I was just, I was happy they signed my thing
and I got the hell out of there before they threw me out.
So, but that was good enough.
But planet terror.
Oh, man.
This film was awesome.
When we, me and my brother, I went and saw this and
I left the theater like, man, that first one was
hell of good.
Well, when we get into death proof.
But when I just like, oh my God,
this is what, this is what I wanted.
And I loved,
it was just,
complete chaos and stupidity and just
balls out blood and guts and
monsters and fucking machine guns and fucking
Bruce Willis is badass. Quentin Tarantino
everybody in this was rough and tough.
My favorite character was
Jeff Fahey, J.T. I thought he was badass.
Michael Bean was rough and tough.
Who else is?
Freddie Rodriguez
I mean, I liked what he made as L. Ray.
I mean, I liked his character, but he's too little to be rough and tough.
But I guess he had to be the same height as Rose McGowan.
So, but, oh, man, this movie is awesome.
I love it.
I had of these two, I love this one the most.
Did you watch them separately, or did you watch the one cut of it with the trailers in the middle?
the one cut of it I've always liked the one cut of it even though I know
separately there's extended versions but I don't know I just I just like it
watching that one cut because I was telling Lance when he asked me what we were
gonna do next and I told him this and this by far was one of the best in-theater
experiences I ever had because my theater was packed and it was nothing but
Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino fans or people that just love this, you know,
grind house style of film.
And it was,
everybody was just into it.
And like,
my brother-in-law went with me and he fucking hated the whole thing.
He didn't know it was two movies.
And I was like,
well,
too late we're in here.
So,
but yeah,
Planet Terror,
I do,
spoiler,
I do like death proof a little bit more.
But,
um,
Yeah, I loved every character in it.
I just love the action, the violence, the, there's some humor in here, too.
Then Josh Brolin and Marley Shelton's character, Dr. William Block and Dakota Block,
like that whole interaction right there.
I always love that.
I love when we get to the crazy babysitter twins.
Just, you know, everything about this movie was badass.
and yeah, I loved it.
I mean, this one, I mean, one of my friends, I told him to go see it.
He went back like twice because he just watched Planet Terror and then he had to leave for whatever reason.
So he had to go back again to watch the second film.
But he was like, it goes, I don't know if it was the, just the old film that they had,
but it was all beat up.
And I was like, that's what they intended.
It was intentionally supposed to be like that.
They made it like that.
He was like, oh, well, that didn't bother.
I mean, he goes, that bothered me.
I didn't like all these cuts and scratches in the screen.
I was like, oh, I love that.
I love when there was times in the movie where the, the real was missing.
And it just cuts to an whole different part of the movie.
I thought, I was laughing my ass off in the theater.
I thought it was funny.
I thought it was genius that they did it.
that yeah I mean I thought it didn't bother me at first when I noticed what they were doing I
was like oh man this looks pretty sweet because it does remind me um I have any of you younger
listeners or any of you that have just never been to uh old beat up grind house theater that
showed these type of films I mean all those old crazy ones the Nazi women and and all that
bullshit and that's how it was I mean just I mean I remember going to see a dirty lady
Crazy Mary in this and
just, no was it,
Crazy Larry, Dirty Mary Crazy Lay,
or whatever, you guys know what I'm talking about.
Anyway, but I mean, that, or even Bullet,
one of those films, it was Steve
McQueen, I mean, it just actual
film, old films
that were from the 70s and they
just went through time and they were just
all beat up and it had the scratches in it
and then these other crazy things.
I even saw Texas Chainsaw Massacre,
the first one in a Grand House
Theater. And just all these
old gritty looking movies where they look
all shitty and there's times where it does
the film does
get cut because it's
so old that it's used and then
um like
Texas chainsaw like I remember one time me and Mike
went and saw it and the
the theater the very end of the film
it must have been playing
so much that it may be it melted and they had
to just splice it together
it's like you see uh I can't remember
the girl's name she and then leather face is
running after her and it would not
truck was about to run over the
hitchhiker,
it goes,
then it just goes,
and then the credits are rolling.
We missed the ending completely.
Luckily, we saw it already,
but I was like, what the hell happened?
And I remember when we were leaving,
the guy goes, we just, it's old.
We used it and it melted one night.
And I was like, oh,
you don't want your money back, do you?
I said, no, I had already seen it before.
But, I mean, that kind of grittiness
where these theaters are just run down,
people were in their partying and drinking and smoking
when you weren't supposed to smoke in the theater
but these people were anywhere
and managed it didn't give a fuck but
I mean that's what I loved about this
just the grittiness I mean
that's what Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino
grew up watching
so they were paying homage to that
type of filming so I thought it was really sweet
but I think the most
of just the presentation of the film
I mean I loved what they did but
the
I mean
Robert Rodriguez
we talked about
Desperado
and El Marriacci
already
I mean he just went
balls out
with it
with those ones
with the action
and everything
and this one
he just
he did it again
but just
really went for
the more of the horror
sci-fi
of his film
but just
didn't hold back
on the blood
and the guts
and the gore
and everything
so I mean
I'm all about that
when it comes to these type of films
because that that's what I want.
I love that.
It doesn't bother me because I know it's all fake.
And it was just amazing.
I mean,
fucking they had a guy.
What's his name from Loss?
Neveen Andrews.
He had a fucking pickle jar full of guys' balls that he cut off.
And I like that.
Which went nowhere in the story.
I thought they was going to play into something.
Yeah.
I mean,
it didn't.
I think it was just more presentation.
It didn't.
He didn't do anything.
The scene where he falls face first into the, you know, when they're spelled out everywhere, and he's just like,
but then when he's running away later, like, he's just picking them up with his hands and shoving him in his pockets.
And I'm just like, these testicles, man, they got to play into something and they just never did.
I thought he's going to throw him or eat them or something.
I don't know.
But, I mean, everything in this was just off the wall and crazy because it just,
it just jumps right into it other than the big huge montage in the beginning with
rose McGowan cherry darling dancing on stage I mean that was cool but that theme song
that Rodriguez wrote and that I mean what made that song to me was the saxophone
that oh man then when the guitar kicks in I was like ah I was all on board
I had no idea what was coming but I mean seemed
Rose McGowan stripping, which she didn't even strip at all.
I mean, just go-go dancing is what she called herself.
That was cool.
I didn't mind it, but, I mean, it was the beginning of the story because once she leaves
and then it just dives right into it.
So, I mean, I loved everything about it.
I mean, it was just so amazing.
She was going to be a stand-up comedian.
That part, too.
and she was sitting in that at JT's
and when he offered her some barbecue
and then she goes,
I'm going to be a stand-up comedian.
He goes, oh, how's the leg?
That sure is funny.
This one, I mean, there was parts in it
that kind of grossed me out.
I think we're jumping all over everyone.
When they were in the hospital,
when Josh Brolin was talking to his,
the other day.
doctor and he was like hey man
you ever see this and I don't even know what
was on that computer screen but it looked
like somebody's walls
and dick was infected
I didn't know what I was looking at
it looked just like a big bloody
swollen mess I was like what the
fuck is he looking at? I love
the reaction of the patient
that was sitting there because every time
something would flash on the screen he would just be like
oh oh gosh
yeah Nicky Cat
I like him every time he pops up into something
but even his thing I mean because after I mean after the cherry darling scene we get those those soldiers
what's his nuts John not Josh Rowland um Bruce Willis Lieutenant Maldon
yeah when he meets up with Navine Andrews is it Abby
Abby yeah when he meets up with him when they were supposed to be dealing
making a deal for
what was the
the gas or whatever they called?
I couldn't remember what I called it.
DC2.
Yeah, I mean, they were just doing that.
But okay, I just
skip my mind.
He made it.
Abby made that, right?
I think so, because it was supposed to be a
biological weapon. They called
a code name Project Terror.
So that was just
going to be just a weapon to you.
but then did something break open and get on those soldiers?
The Maldun's soldiers?
I think they got experimented on because there was a scene later
when basically Bruce Willis's character Muldoon is talking about how they,
how him and his team are the ones that took out bin Laden
and what they got for a reward or something was a face full of a DC2
so I think they was experimented on or something.
Oh, so, but then, did they, I mean, I don't know if they did or not,
but how did they realize that they had to use that to not be,
become hideous, oily bubble monsters or whatever?
They never said.
It's kind of supposed to just go with it.
I did like that, how they had those little canisters on their belt,
and they wore, like, gas masks to constantly breathe it.
Um, so they were making a deal with, with Abby to just get more so they can keep their human form.
Yeah.
All right.
I mean, that was cool.
And that's when, uh, we see Abby, uh, making a deal, uh, with another guy.
Uh, I assume some other terrorist dudes.
And, um, uh, that goes kind of sour.
And, uh, Abby's, has his boys, uh, cut that guy's balls off.
I wouldn't want to be the guy that was doing the cutting.
I mean,
because it didn't look like anyone was wearing gloves.
Because you just see him screaming and he just,
the guy throws him over his shoulder.
I was like,
oh, my God.
That fucking just blew me away.
I was like,
okay,
we're going that way with this film.
It was neat.
And we're introduced to,
um,
Lieutenant Maldon,
Bruce Willis.
And,
uh,
were they just going to kill Abby and
take it?
That I'm a little confused.
Almost like he had a deal to get them to DC2.
So I don't know if they were going to kill him, but I know that they wanted all of it.
And I think what he had there was definitely not all of it.
No, because he just had those, they look like those Ghostbuster backpacks.
Yeah.
They just had some of those up top, but then they told him that there was more.
down in the lower levels of whatever army base they were on.
Because once that got out,
how did it spread?
Because it seemed like all those,
they killed all of the Abbey's dudes
and they killed all the guys that he was first doing that deal with.
Did one of those monsters get out?
Because other than all the soldiers that were exposed to or they all went right to it to keep their human form.
But I was kind of confused on how did one of those guys turn into a monster and get out?
It's hard to say because they show a shot of it going up into the air and then they cut back to the soldiers walking into it.
But then right before all that happens, I guess a couple people that were there making the deal, they get sprayed with it.
and their skin completely just melts off.
So DC2 is very confusing.
All right.
Well, I just assume somebody got infected and it got out.
So that's how it all started or how it got out into the crowd.
So I'm trying to see if I can see a part on it.
Um, because once they, oh, okay, I see.
Um, one of the dudes, uh, did get whoever, whoever the army guys, one of them got out, uh, or got infected.
And one of the guys that got sprayed that didn't need that gas.
And when, um, Abby was escaping, he jumped in a Humvee and one of the, uh, zombie monsters or whatever jumped on top of the Humvee and he rode out of,
of the army base.
So that's how, okay, that's how it got out.
So, um,
because then,
uh,
okay, right after that, uh, what's her name?
Cherry Darling after she leaves her,
her job from dancing,
um,
we get,
uh,
we're introduced to, uh,
Fergie.
What's her character's name in this?
Uh,
it was.
Tammy.
Yeah.
You know, we get introduced to her, and God, damn, Spurgy's fine.
I'm sorry, but...
Because when she's going to...
At this point, we don't know, but she's supposed to be meeting up with Thanos's wife,
because they're going to rub grubbies.
I'm about to do the scissor lock.
Sorry if I'm grossing or not offending anyone, but that's what I was told.
It was called.
But anyway, she goes by JT's and her car is all messed up.
Kind of nothing really to do with the story.
But after she gets going, her car does break down.
And that's when some of the infected monsters kill her and just chew her up on the side of the road.
But before all that, I think that's when Cherry walks up and goes up to the
JT's little
the bone shack
That's what we called
His little
His little
So we
We get introduced
To L.
Ray
That's right
Because he shows up
And then
We find out that
There was something
Between
Ray and
Cherry Darling
So they
Obviously there were a couple
At one point
So
That's about as much
As you know
About them
In the story
This far
And then we
Go to the
Hospital
And this is
were all hell broke loose
because the infected were out
there biting people and infecting them
because this is when
what's his nuts
shows up to it
Nikki Katz character Joe
he comes to the hospital
and he goes to see Thanos.
We're going to call him Thanos everyone. You know we're talking
about Josh Brolin.
And shout out to the guys that did the special
effects on this because
Nikki Katz got a bite on his arm
and man, it just looked
rugged and infected.
and oh, all right.
Now, I'm watching it on TV too as well.
They just showed
whatever that guy was looking at, and I don't
I don't know what it is.
All I can see is swollen
something.
Now this picture of somebody
looks like he's got that skin disease on his ass.
Really quick.
What was the point of
the Danos chewing on the
always checking his temperature?
He said,
said it
it
it's something about stress
or something
because later on
when he bites down
hard on it
and breaks it
I guess that's
beyond his stress
point or something
I don't know
he said it was for
to check his level
of stress
well he's still
checking out Joe
and then
Joe sticks his tongue
out and
oh this
this part is
fucking gross
I mean
I was going
I was
because Joe's tongue
because he got bit by and infected
it's already going through his body
and I don't know those big old
pus swollen
things on his tongue
and the doctor squeezes it
and shoots out the goo
onto his glasses
and then
this is when we're introduced to
Thanos's wife
the hell was her name
Dr Dakota Block
yeah
when they introduced to her
and she comes in with her
her little syringes to knock him out
so they can figure out what to do
because they don't know what's going on.
And while this is going on,
his arm is just getting worse and worse
with infection and people are all
starting to pour into the hospital
with the same things,
either being bit or scratched or whatever.
But that's what's going on there.
We go back to,
this is when Fergie gets it.
She's out on the highway.
and trying to just get a ride, but the infected zombies are these zombies or what are they?
It says zombies on here, and I know they eat her, because later when they show her,
which wasn't more good practical effects right there, they scooped her brain out.
Yeah.
Because when they moved her head, there was a big hole or it's gone.
So, yeah, they chew her up.
okay what's going on here oh people are just driving by these zombies that are chewing up
um furgy on the street uh we go back to the hospital because uh well before we go to the hospital
uh ray gives a cherry darling a ride uh to wherever she's going but then uh he's telling her a story
about yeah if you ever see dears don't don't swerve don't break just step on the gas
hit it. So when he's talking
about that, she's looking
at him and then something runs across the road
and then he swerves and they flip.
They flip the truck.
As they're laying there on top, she goes,
I thought you said not to fucking swerve.
So, but then
they realize there's something's out there
and he knows it's not a deer
so he reaches
in the back and pulls out. I don't know
my guns. It looked like an AR to me.
Some kind of hype.
powered rifle and he's
looking around in a scope and
the dudes
no no no before he grabs his
guns uh the some infected
zombies or whatever come running in and they
pull uh uh cherry darling
out and then that's when he goes chasing
him and looking through the woods
and then he comes up on him
as they're eating
uh they tore off
uh cherry uh darlin's leg
is that what happened
yeah they were the one that took her leg
Okay, because I always thought it had something to do because when she fell earlier, when she was walking down the road and she got that glass stuck in her leg?
No.
Okay.
They ate her leg off.
And then he shot him and some of them ran off.
So that's when he packed her up and took her to the hospital.
And then when we're at the hospital, he's just trying to figure out what's going on.
But then Michael Bean, Tom Savini, and what's his name?
the original El Madiachi, Carlos Scolardo, I believe.
He's one of the deputies.
I did not know that until I'm looking at the IMDB thing.
So, okay, he does look like him.
His hair is a different style.
But I think Michael Bean and Tom Zavini are just badass in this film.
Michael Bean is just the rough and tough sheriff that don't take no shit from no one.
What was his name in this?
Michael Bean was sheriff Haig.
Okay.
No, that's later on when Michael Park comes in.
But did they ever explain who El Ray was?
Because they made it seem like he was this big badass.
It seemed like everybody knew.
of El Ray.
And I guess we were supposed to just kind of run with it because they showed his tattoo and
all this stuff.
And nobody ever, like, gave a background on him.
It's just like if you knew, if you heard of L.
Ray, then you knew what he was capable of.
Yeah, because there's that one team when they finally give him guns.
And all he's doing is twirling him around.
And they go, you are L. Ray.
Well, who the hell is L. Ray?
this little Mexican guy
he's not that tall
everyone I've seen him before
so
I'm like okay cool right on
Rose McGowan she's not very tall either
so but
this I mean the whole hospital scene again
people are just coming in left and right
the halls are just full of
people that got bit I assume
because yeah that whole scene
with the with the sheriffs
they don't really know
they're not really going into play or anything
but they do accuse Ray of
what did they accuse him of
because he just said he got in a wreck
and brought his friend here
yeah I don't know I kind of felt like they were giving him
the same
not not for the same thing
but the same kind of treatment of
Rambo in the first first blood
like they just didn't like him or something
yeah
because they just roll up on him
yeah and they just you need to come with us
and then they're like nah
he's got to fill out this paperwork
and
the Michael Bean's like
he just fill that shit out later
now we gotta take him
so oh um
whatever he had done
uh be arrested for I think that's when
they question him because uh
they go where'd you get the rifle from
I mean you know you're not supposed to have that
because when all the shit goes down
he keeps going somebody give me a gun
and then the show
sheriff was like, I'm not giving you no guns.
But because once the, the shit got going, I mean, there was side stories with the two doctors,
Thanos and his wife, because she was about to, like we said earlier, she's about to go get
her hump on with Fergie because they were texting each other, planning.
I'll come pick you up, you and your son up, and we'll get the hell out of here.
So that's what, that was their small thing.
But then when they bring in Fergie's body into the hospital, that's when they show
Danos' wife.
And yeah, this effect right here just looks awesome.
I mean, because they flip her over and her skull is gone.
Or her back of her skull is busted open and her brain is gone.
So it's just a ruthless scene.
Or even the scene with Cherry Darling when they show her.
when they're bringing her in.
Obviously, she had
something over on those green socks
or whatever, so they just
digitally did it. Or maybe her
leg was just sticking in the bottom of
whatever table she was laying on.
But the
Fergie effect,
I mean, obviously they took
a mold of her face because it looks
just like her. Yeah, it does.
And then when they flip her over, and that's
when it's empty.
And I don't
I don't know how that, all that blood and gut smells, but I'm sure this hospital stunk
because everybody came in.
Everybody was all rugged in this.
But after that scene with the doctors, this is when he does find out that she was going
to go do something.
Because this was pretty ruthless right here.
After he confronts her and goes, I know what you guys were going to do.
I knew you guys were seeing each other.
I can't remember what the doctors are that come in and give you the
the shots and everything because she had three of them
in her and I'm probably going to say it wrong
but anesthesiologist sounds right to me
okay
because she's got like one to take this thing away
or take the edge off or whatever this one's going to
make you feel better and then this last one's going to knock you out
and he pulls those little her little syringes out and starts stabbing it with her and her hands are going numb and she can't do anything and then she she kind of just passes out because he's got he's already got her phone he's he's already got her busted um so that that was kind of that scene with them and then we see cherry darling she kind of comes to and then we see that she her and ray she or no ray's not there yet but she doesn't have a lake because she comes to when he's
moves the thing.
The sheriff took Ray
back to the sheriff
station to just question him
some more.
And then
Thompson Vini comes in
and he got bit
by somebody, but one of them bit his finger
off. And then
so at this point, like they still don't know
what's going on, but then they go outside
and see
all these zombie guys getting ready
to kind of attack
them.
So, but
this whole scene man was badass because the shit went down hard and these guys just the sheriff
guys just got all their guns and everything and they were just just shooting anything they didn't
recognize yeah um tom savini was badass during this moment because he gets his ring back yes
of course he has to put it on a different finger because he's missing his ring finger and when
he's like shooting he's like punching at the same time like he does like an uppercut as he hits
the trigger. Yeah.
I mean, the effects
during all this, man. I mean, there's just
zombies coming from every direction
and they're shooting
and when the
bullers hitting, like, just
gobs of blood and guts are
squirting all over the place,
man, I was, this,
I was just, oh my God, I just
couldn't believe. I was probably like the one that was
most hyped in the theater
because I love the blood
guts in these shoot-em-up films
like this.
Yeah, okay, there's a scene with
Tom Savini
uppercutting that guy
and shooting, pulling the trigger
at the same time.
More sheriffs show up,
more zombies, more blood, more
guts. It's just all
out war in front of the
sheriff's station.
And the effects,
man, they really went for
it, not with just the gore and everything, but with
the explosions and the
guns and everything. I just thought it was
fucking awesome.
Because after this battle, they go to
the hospital and then the battle
continues because
Ray has to go in there to try
to get a cherry darling.
But he does end up getting
there.
But before all that,
kind of after the shootout
at the sheriff's station,
Michael Bean's character
was going to pick up one of the
bodies and Ray was telling him,
Don't touch it.
You know, they're infected.
Because at this point, nobody really knows what's happening and why.
So, yeah, they're back at the hospital.
Everything's just all going to hell.
But this, I think, out of everything in this, the part that just made me cringe the most,
what's her name?
The Thanos's wife, Dakota, she ends up waking up.
And she was like in a cleaning closet or something.
But she jumps out of this window.
And she goes to her car.
Her hands are still numb, and she can't, they're, like, useless.
She can't grip or anything.
But she's trying to open the door to her car.
She sticks her hand in it and is trying to open,
but then she's got high heels on.
And her ankles kind of roll.
And when she falls, her hand, it looks gross.
Either she can just stretch, bend her hand like that,
or I don't know, maybe it's fake,
but you can hear it.
just snap.
Like she broke her wrist.
That was the only part that made me go,
ah!
I mean,
see,
again,
I can handle the blood and guts
because I know it's fake.
But this,
this was fake too,
but it just,
it wasn't gross.
It was just like that.
It just looked nasty,
the way her wrist was.
And she snapped with it snapped.
Her dad was a sheriff too, right?
Yeah, Earl McGraw.
Or was he like,
text,
ranger or something um i know he he he i think he shows up in other movies as the same character but i think
he's uh i want to say texas ranger okay so i mean before they go to that house i mean ray goes back
in there that's when he's gonna gonna get cherry and it's fucking like hell on earth in
in the in the hospital i mean the rooms are on fire people are running everywhere there's
blood and guts all over the wall uh he finds cherry
and then this is when he's just trying to get her out of there.
But she's like, I can't walk, so I don't know how good this works,
but he just breaks that stick off or like a table leg or a chair leg.
I'm like, did he like jam it all the way into her skin so it stayed?
Because he just shoves it on her, and all right, let's go.
I like her.
She was like, but I was going to be a stand-up comedian.
but yeah it it doesn't work like that you can't just jam a table leg onto
because they they get out of there but they had to fight their way out of there
I loved when he rolled into there when he was just kind of ducking and dodging the
the zombies and he killed a couple of them with it oh he had two butterfly knives because
nobody would give him a gun that's how when he ran in there and he's doing flip
and running up the walls.
And he got his little rubber gloves on.
Yeah.
So I was kind of like, all right, whatever.
But they finally get out of the hospital.
And then we go to the doctor's houses.
And this is when we get the, what are they called?
The crazy babysitter twins?
Yeah.
Those two there.
I don't remember their names, but they show up.
And the mom shows up and she's going to get it.
Just wants to get her.
son, but then these
chicks start screaming
at them because she showed up late.
But she just
ends up kicking them out,
and then she gets her son, and
they're going to get
the hell out of there. What did you
think of Tony, which is played
by, I believe, is Robert
Rodriguez his son?
I mean,
it was, he did what he had to do,
but from what I understand,
the scene that they, they,
that comes up in a minute.
I guess it was easy.
He probably didn't have to pay him or anything.
Here, just say these couple lines and do this.
But, ah, fuck.
I'm not the one for spiders.
I hate spiders.
But that little kid, Rebel or whatever's name,
and he's holding it.
Look, it's hairy.
I'm like, oh, hell no.
Yeah, and it doesn't work that way.
You can't put all the scorpion and a,
tarantula and a turtle.
You can't put all that into one.
I don't know, but those things
just stayed behind.
I wouldn't even have that shit. I don't have a turtle,
but spiders, scorpions.
I don't know. That shit's got to stay outside.
I ain't the one. If you guys
love spiders and all that, cool. That's you.
No, I can't do it.
That's why I can never be on like Fear Factor
or all those.
Because if they bring out spiders, I'm going to say,
sorry, man, we lost.
Because I'm not the
would. But then she ends up leaving and then
but then they go to
back to the sheriffs and everybody. Cherry and
El Ray and Michael Bean and Savini they all meet up
and they all go to back
to JT's and then when they get there they're like well what's going on?
He goes well there's something wrong because JT
always comes out and greets everybody.
So
they're just kind of looking around. They're not really sure what's going on but when
go in there, they find J.T. on the floor.
This part was funny.
I liked it, because once they get inside, they look at it.
There's a dog in there eating something.
And then they see J.T. laying there on the floor.
And it looks like his guts are hanging out because he's all bloody and everything.
But then J.T. kind of comes to and sits up.
And they're like, whoa. And then what's on his stomach, excuse me, that looks like intestines is sausage.
the sausage links
because the dog is
licking him
and then once he sits up
and he goes
anyone wants some barbecue
and then Ray
he just grabs it and starts to eat
that scene was weird
because he says after he killed them
zombies I must have just passed out right here
on the floor
I was like what
have you ever you've been
dogs have you been in Texas yeah you did
but did you guys go at
barbecue or anything? Oh, yeah. Definitely went to have some barbecue.
Oh, I mean, I've had barbecue my whole life in the Bay, but Texas, oh my God, it's just so good.
And everything's bigger in Texas, especially with the barbecue. They ain't missing around.
You got to go to good barbecue. Don't just go to anyone. You got to ask your locals if you guys ever go to Texas.
But anyway, so they kind of are going to hold up at JT's at the Bone Shack. We go back to
to the doctor, her and her son end up going to her father's house.
This scene was kind of ruthless though right here.
The doctor tells her son, is that, look, she gives him a gun, a handgun,
and tells him, like, look, if anyone comes, that's not me, shoot him.
So he's like, all right, and he goes, well, what about daddy?
She goes, well, especially if it's daddy.
I don't know, it looks like a little Saturday Night special,
snub-nose type of gun. I'm not too sure.
But
this part was tough, man, because once she leaves
and walks away
and you hear
you see a flash in the car, then she
runs back over and her son shot himself
in the face.
From what I understand,
that
little kid didn't know this, that part
was going to happen. I think they just filmed
his scene right there and then got him
off the set before they
they went further because
Robert Aurega
said, I just didn't want him to
see that or know that. He probably knows
now because the kid's probably much older, but
he goes, yeah, he goes, he didn't
know none of that was in the theater.
Plus, he said he goes, I didn't let him watch
the film, only the parts
that he was in that he showed
him, but that was
tough, man. That was something
unexpected.
I mean, especially, I mean, I don't like when
they kill kids and
movies.
I think out of everything that happens in this film, this is the only one that kind of
rubbed me the wrong way.
It was kind of like, was it necessary?
I understand you're just trying to up the violence, but I think they could have did without
that scene.
Yeah, I agree with you.
I don't know what that scene added to the movie.
No, I mean, because it was just more sad, if any.
thing because when
after she goes to get her son
sees that he's dead
they don't they kind of show
it really fast but not really
the zombies start coming
and then she just reaches into the car
and grabs her son and she's just
holding him like his lifeless
body and then she starts
pounding on the door and it turns out it's her dad's
house
um
what was this guy's name
Earl McGraw
all right Michael Parks
did you see Tusk?
Yeah, I did.
I just watched it again.
I think I liked it better the second.
The first time I was kind of like,
what the fuck is going on in this movie?
But I did like him.
I think my favorite role that he had done
was in Kevin Smith's Red State
when he was at that preacher,
cult leader or whatever.
Oh, man, I thought he was amazing in that film.
He passed away, right?
I want to say, yeah.
Yeah, Michael.
Parks passed away in 2017.
All right.
For some reason I thought it was last year.
77.
He did a lot of good movies.
So, but yeah, rest in peace.
Anyway, so they go to her dad's house.
Earlier in the film, they show her dad,
he's like just feeding his wife because she just looks,
I don't know, something happened to her.
But how did she, when he's feeding her food,
she looks normal or she looks fine
but then when he kind of
turns away and turns back around
she's a monster how did it
get to her
okay I'm I tried to
I was thinking the same thing on the rewatch
how did she change so I'm thinking
maybe they went
okay how the
the DC2 went into the air
and maybe it's like
kind of like walking dead style
how you don't have to get bit
if you just die, you come back?
I don't know.
Well, she must have just died.
Because he was feeding her soup or something, and then...
Yeah, you look away for like one second.
It turned around.
She was a zombie, all already bubbling in her face.
But then I assume he killed her because when a doctor shows up with her son,
there's blood and blood on the wall.
And he's holding an axe.
So I assume he chopped her up or whatever.
I don't know.
But they end up going in the house.
We go back to T.Js and they're just kind of gearing up for war, I guess.
And this is when Michael Bean and him keep having the same conversation.
Who are you?
And who really is El Ray and that type of shit?
So while everyone's running around, this was the scene that I liked.
this is when J.T. comes in and trying to give
a cherry darling some
some barbecue because
oh it's the best in Texas
and she's like, nah, I don't want it and he goes
he goes, well, what's wrong? You don't eat meat? And she goes, no, I eat it.
And this is when she tells him, yeah, I'm going to be a stand-up comedian or
whatever. And then he looks at her and smiles.
Does this part when she smiles at him and he wants to know
yeah? She does that little smile at him and then she goes,
what's that and he goes my shitty eating grin yeah that's what she goes what do you think about
the leg goes that sure is funny that oh he was um cyborg man or lawnmore man right yeah
that movie i did that i don't read that much everyone uh those you listen to east society
already know i don't read that often but i did read that lawnmore man story which i thought
was awesome. But then the movie
came out and I don't
know what they were
trying to do there.
But
the L. Ray comes in and he's sitting there talking
and the next thing you know, he's
knocking it out.
And we find
out that he was going to
she was supposed to propose to her, but it never
happened. All right, this part
bugged me. After the whole little
sex scene, we don't really see much.
The film
melts.
When I first saw this, I thought it melted for real.
Because this was it, before everything went to digital, it was still film that you stuck
on a projector.
And then it started melting.
I was like, oh, fuck.
Which was good, because I didn't know that was coming.
I thought that was cool.
And then this thing comes across, it says missing real.
So I was like, oh, okay.
I see what they're trying to do here.
but the reason that this
part pissed me off
is when the movie comes back on
JT's bone shack
is
in a blaze
and I was like
what happened
I don't know I guess we'd have to ask
Robert Rodriguez if you guys ever meet him
because
the place is on fire
zombies are all over the place
they're dragging in
Michael Bean the sheriff
and I
he said
somebody shot him
because he's holding his neck
and there's blood everywhere
and the place is still on fire
and they don't know what they're doing
but they have
JT did show them
did he show him the car
or was it just the motorcycle?
Motorcycle first
and then someone said
well this can't hold everybody
and then he showed him the car
all right
so yeah so everyone
they're still trying to
to figure it out.
Uh,
Dr. Block and her dad and her son that she's holding around.
They,
they ended up showing up at the bone shack.
The,
uh,
the crazy babysitter twins are there.
And,
uh,
the one dude from the,
the owner of the,
the strip joint and a few of the strippers.
I don't know how they got there,
but all right.
It's like,
hell old people just showed up.
That's all,
that's why I was mad.
I was like,
what the fuck happened?
How did all these people?
show up.
But this is when they find out,
oh, you are El Ray when he
finally gets guns.
I don't know the point of that.
But they're just trying
right now, they're just trying to get the hell out of there.
So they all run outside
and fucking the living dead
zombies, whatever the hell they are.
They're just all start unloading
on them and just blood galore
everywhere. I love when they do this
in films when they're
shooting things and blood gets on the camera.
Yeah. Sometimes it's an accident, but this looked like it was all on purpose.
Is this where El Ray gets his little, the little mini motorcycle?
Yeah.
Because the thing was stupid, though. I mean, the place is ablaze.
I mean, it don't look like it wouldn't be safe to go back in.
Because when they all run outside and they start shooting up and there's too many of them coming.
Because like a shit ton start to show up.
And then it's like, everyone go back inside.
And then the place is still on fire.
other than that room would be full of smoke
but it's a movie
so they end up
JT gives him
his
convertible I don't know what kind of car it is
but it's nice
did JT
get hurt yet? I don't think so
No he gets hurt later
All right because
they're trying to
get the truck
Ray's kill dozer I think that's what he
called it
but
Cherry goes running out there because everyone else is too scared.
Here she is peg-legging around like a pirate.
And El Ray is just picking off all these zombies that are close to her.
Because his big thing is, I never miss.
So, and that comes in the play later, everyone, which I thought was cool.
Because he's just shooting everything up.
But the stuntmen in this scene were awesome because there's guys on fire running around
after he blows up a
gas pump
Cherry just comes punching it up the hill
and then comes crashing in
and then everyone that they all load up
they get in the convertible
get on the motorcycle some get in the truck
and then they all
go hauling ass out of
out of the place
I kind of killed a lot of people
because when they're outside
that's when they go back to the doctor's car
and he's like well I need something to ride
and then that's what she goes I got this
pocket bike, her son's pocket bike that
was in the trunk.
Have you ever ridden one of those?
Yeah.
Those are hard, especially those little things, especially
when you're a big guy like me.
I'm not like big and buff, I'm just big and fat,
but sitting on that thing.
I just remember
it was fucking, I remember getting cramps
because my leg's sticking out on
here, but El Ray's a little
short guy. So, everyone
goes hauling ass down the road. He's doing
wheelies on one wheelie.
but all right cool
so everyone's loaded up
they're jetting down the street they come to a bridge
and then this is when they meet up with
there's other than there's the zombies
that are everywhere I did love this scene
how they're just picking them off
and then the killdozer is just slamming into them
because it's got one of those big
metal brush guards on front
and it's just mowing down everything
not even run over dog or dog
what was that a JT's dog
Yeah.
Yeah, because I jumped out the car.
I was like, oh, man.
But when they're hitting these zombies, man,
they're just like blowing apart.
They're just blood everywhere.
They get to this bridge and there's just like fucking army of them on there.
They end up stopping and that's when Bruce Willis and the gang show up and just
mow everyone down.
So were they just, why did they take everyone hostage?
it's because
later you see they also
got a
what's that guy's name
Abby the doctor
he reveals that
the people that are survivors
are immune to
DC2
and with the people that are immune
there might be like an antidote
or something
all right
because they locked them all up
once they got them all
Quinn Tarantino shows up
he's always got to
a creepy sex fiend in this.
Yeah, he's listed as rapist number one.
Yeah, so
I know the other guy,
because I've seen the other guy in
films, but I don't know his name,
another big soldier-looking dude.
Because they take Cherry
and the doctor,
and we're
going to go get their rape on somewhere.
This was
pretty ruthless, too.
But then
they were trying to escape,
El Ray and all those in the gang
This is when J.T. get shot.
Him and
J.T. and Michael Bean's character
are brothers.
There was kind of a little running joke
a little bit in the film, mainly talking about
the recipe
for J.T.'s sauce.
But he's, oh, that kind of stuff,
man, you don't ask. Or
a Texas person takes it to the grave
or whatever.
Because they're both laying there dying.
then Quentin Tarantino he shows up and
Starts talking all shit saying he's gonna get his dick wet and all that and that's when
He goes into and he's getting ready to get his rape on
Next we go we go to down into the basement with Abby and Ray and this is when they
Meet up with
Bruce Willis's character
Maldoon
Maldoon oh yeah this is when he tells him the story
of what
he was the one
that shot bin Laden
and then that's when they told him about the
what was it DC 10
or is that what you said?
DC2
DC2
so we find out that they need that
but then they go back to
Quentin Tarantino
and the other guy
about to get the rape on
that was ruthless
because
he was getting
a rape and
the cherry comes in
and
her uses her peg leg
and stabs
uh
quentin tarentino in the eye all this time
he is
faces bubbling up and
and everything
because he needs that
that gas
uh
while all this too he's got that
piece of wood jammed in his
in his eye
and then he's getting ready to rape
he pulls his pants down
and everyone's looking
and something gooey
is dripping
I don't know
is his dick just like falling off
I guess
I don't know
I don't know if this is balls
or it's just dick is just stretch
it's like melting
because it's bloody goo
and it's just slow
it's like
kind of reminds me of like
a hot a hot marshal
mellow that just heats up it just drips because it's all gooey so he's getting ready to get his
rape on with his with his little is gooiness but then the doctor her hands come back into play
that all the the numbing stuff must have went away because she pulls out her little thing her
little shots and shoot to make quentin tarantino all while he's transforming into this big
gooey monster but abby and ray bust in they kill a ball all
of them rescue Cherry and the doctor and this is when Ray brings I made something for you
baby and sticks that machine gun with the rocket launcher for her leg again I don't
know my guns so I could tell you what kind of gun it is it says here it's a modified
M4 carbon assault rifle with an M203 grenade launcher
all right
that I still to this day
don't understand
how she's shooting it
yeah
or much less how it's sticking
on
I did like this scene though
because when Quentin
starts
transforming into
whatever the hell he is
I mean it's neat
because he's just
gooey
and kind of reminds me
of the thing
yeah
because he falls down
he kind of like his face is all
gooey melting
kind of looks like
Pizza the Hut from Spaceballs
Oh yeah
And then he leans forward
And I don't know what it is
It comes out of his mouth
Another part of the mott
This that's why it reminds me of the thing
John Carpenter is the thing
Because when it comes out
And then all these tentacles or whatever
Just go all over the floor
I'm like what the fuck
I don't know what's happening
I mean
He's got a piece of wood shoved in one eye,
and then the doctor shot one of those other syringes.
And, yeah, some kind of big sack or whatever came out of his mouth.
And that's what all the fucking, I don't know, whatever there was.
It looks like a big octopus.
It comes out.
But then Cherry goes up and shoots one of the rocket launchers at Quentin Tarantino
and the balls and kills him.
And then she goes into the other room.
And like Brian said, I don't know how she's making this thing.
fire.
She balances on one
leg and then starts blasting all those
dudes in the
in that room.
We go back to everybody,
Abby and the gang, everyone's got guns
now and they're all just trying to get the
hell out of here.
They get up to the top and that's just a big
huge shootout. Cherry is just
letting all the zombies
and the soldiers have it with her machine
gun leg.
I did like to see when she
was laying on the ground
and then just like spins in a circle
and just starts shooting
everybody.
I mean, but that's what's awesome
about this from. It's just totally unbelievable
off the wall
non-stop action.
So that's what you get
when you get a machine
gun for a lake. Really quick.
I think
it was the next Comic-Con
after this film had come out.
They had
I guess
was it
Dimension
who put this out
or yeah
dimension
okay
Dimension
had a booth
and
they had a
young girl
that kind of
looked like
uh
Rose McGowan
and she didn't
have a leg
I mean for real
she did
she had a
she was an amputee
or whatever
you call that
and she had
a machine gun
lake
I was like
because that was
the big thing
for some reason
that year
everyone was blown
away
because I'm
I remember
I think it was Thursday.
She wasn't out there Wednesday night for preview night.
But Thursday, once I got into the big exhibit hall,
everyone was talking about,
did you see that one lady with the machine gun leg
from Planet Terror?
And I was like, wait, what?
And then when I finally found it,
I was like, whoa, if I find a picture,
and I know I took pictures over,
I'd have to look for it, everyone.
And then I'll throw it on the action returns page.
But,
hey, man, she was working,
and she was doing what she had to do.
All she was doing was.
standing there with a
stripper pull
with her machine gun leg but
this whole scene
at the end was awesome it sucked
that Abby got killed
I liked him I loved him in loss
I thought that was a good show
but he gets his head blown off
their CGI didn't look the greatest
right here
I think they should have just went with the practical
route but
well I guess it was practical
never mind I take it back I thought
I'm thinking of something.
I just watched Don of the Dead.
Those headshots were looked a little CGI.
But anyway, so everyone, everything's blowing up.
Monsters are everywhere.
They're trying to steal some helicopters to get out of here.
J.T. and the sheriff are still down below, which is basically just dying, waiting to die.
But I did love this scene because J.T. kind of just folded to the R.A.
He started telling his brother his recipe for his sauce.
But the sheriff ended up dying.
And J.T. had a little detonator because they had all these bombs down there.
So he was getting ready to die.
His brother died.
He was dying.
So he just, fuck it.
blew up.
That was where all the gas was that they had, right?
Yeah, it was underground.
All right.
So they blew all that up.
We go back up to the top.
They're trying to get to the helicopters, but there's soldiers and monsters everywhere.
Um,
Sherry,
does she,
like,
shoot a missile out of her leg?
Is that how she gets to fly up?
Yeah,
she blows up one of the,
she shoots the grenade launcher,
which launches her in the air.
It looks stupid,
but then it still looks awesome
because she shoots another one
while she's in the air.
So I thought that looked pretty awesome.
And then she lands down.
Oh, this is when she does the,
the spin and kills everyone.
one. Everyone's loading up onto
the helicopters.
The doctor, the female doctor,
she goes, Thanos's wife, she goes
run into another helicopter.
She gets in there.
I don't know how Thanos got in there, but he was
in there. I had a problem with this scene.
Everyone that's getting infected and bit
are like changing instantly
into these monsters.
Why?
I'm sure this was hours later.
And his face is all deformed.
but he's not all crazy like everyone else.
I don't know.
We didn't write this film.
He's about to kill his wife,
but then her dad comes in and
pumps in a few slugs into him,
so he's dead.
Everyone gets into helicopters.
Luckily, the guy that owned the strip club
was a helicopter pilot
because he jumps right in the seat and he knows what he's doing.
I did love this scene.
I thought this was awesome,
because once the helicopter takes off
and all those zon,
Zombies, soldier monsters are coming at him.
He tilts the helicopter and the blade takes them all out, Donald the Dead style.
So it's just decapitating all those fools.
Oh, Rega, he got shot.
Yeah, and he's dying.
Yeah, so he's laying there dying and just all bloody and cherries trying to talk to him.
She's going, it's all right, all right, we'll get out of it.
Because later he, earlier he told him, look, this is what we're going to do once we get out of here.
we're going to need to make ourselves to the sea and put our backs to the sea and have some kind of fortress so they can at least see whatever's coming after them come.
But he's dying basically and then he touches her stomach.
And he goes, yeah, you guys be all right.
And she's like, what?
And then he goes, I never miss.
So yeah, she likes it raw.
And he left one in there.
But this was kind of sad, though.
I did feel.
she's just trying to
come for him but then he ends up dying
and then she starts crying
but the part after I didn't
I thought was a little
stupid but then again this whole movie
was the helicopter's flying above they drop down
a rope she grabs it with one arm
and then just
lets her take her up into the air
I was kind of like no
but this whole movie wasn't
no
I like
When
Rodriguez does his
His little green screen stuff
Not so much in those
Spy Kids move
Because they went a little overboard
In this
But
They go flying off into the night
Rays dead
The whole army base is destroyed
Pretty much
But the
Monsters are still roaming around
Because they make it down
To Mexico
Her and a whole bunch of other people
Probably just more people
they found along the way
they end up staying, end up
holding up in a fortress of the
big
Aztec pyramids that are down there.
So, but okay,
there's a scene right here.
When they're walking along the
lake or riverbank,
there's a city behind them and it's
just demolished. Was there
a nuclear war
or something?
This movie, I guess, turned
into like a post-apocalyptic
MAPX
World or something.
I don't know.
Apparently this
infection just spread
throughout everywhere.
Yeah, so they end up going
down to their place and they're staying there.
But you got to give you one last
jump scare because some
crazy zombie chums out of nowhere.
She shoots it,
and then that's it.
Then she kind of does a little
dialogue.
saying that this is what you wanted.
You'll be proud of us. We miss you. We love you
and all that. And then
that's the end of that
film.
Have you ever seen
this post-credit scene?
It says
Tony is sitting on the beach at
the Survivors Base playing with his
turtle, scorpion, and tarantula.
No.
I didn't.
I think there was one.
Never seen this before.
what wasn't in this
I mean I don't know if it was in the
unrated one
I don't know I never
that's the first time ever heard of it
how the hell is he alive
I don't know
I mean his face got blown off
unless he's a ghost
I don't know
that's weird
this one was pretty sweet man
I mean I loved it
out of for what it was
because the movie ends
depending on
which version you're watching. If it's
the single version and then the credits
start rolling, or there's one
that's the one, the theatrical
one, it jumps right
into the trailers.
Was there two or three?
Three.
Well, depending on which version you get,
there's four, because
that hobo with a shotgun
got put in there.
I don't know. I've never
seen that version. Yeah.
But the one I, when I seen
in the theater, you get three before the next movie.
You get the first one, which I didn't know.
He said he was going to make it, but then I don't know what happened.
But out of these first three, out of these middle three trailers, man, the werewolf women of the SS, the one directed by Rob Zombie.
Yeah.
This looks amazing.
But if they do make it, Tom Tolls, he passed.
So he won't be in it.
I'm sure you can just get someone else.
but he's got all his regulars.
Of course, Sherry Moon.
She's got to be in it.
Sybil Dannings in it.
Udo Cure.
Tom Tolls.
Bill Mosley.
I love Bill Mosley anytime.
Whatever movie he pops up in.
And he even got Nicholas Cage,
Mr. Not Pay My Taxes.
Oh, Manchu.
I mean, I'm sure he's just a friend of Rob Zombies.
It was
kind of a shocker
in this trailer.
I don't know what the hell's going on it.
They're just a bunch of little scenes,
but they're obviously making,
well,
Bill Mosley is a scientist,
and he's experimenting on chicks
and turning them into werewolves or something.
So I don't know.
But I did like whoever the werewolf was
with a machine gun in his Nazi outfit.
But,
all right.
Yeah, then we get
Nicholas Cage's Fulmanchu.
All right.
If he makes it, I'll watch it.
Yeah, as far as the Fulman Chu has said,
well, you know, I got a whole
bunch of Nazi uniforms, but then
I got this Chinese set too.
We'll just put them together.
Well, was he supposed to be a Nazi
first and then didn't want to do it?
I don't know.
this trailer was all over the place.
I just remember seeing it
and then like you said,
like when Nick Cage just pops up
and it says Nicholas Cage as foo Manchu
and he's just being Nick Cage
laughing maniacally.
I was just like, I want to see this.
So do I.
If he does make it, of course we'll see it.
But I don't know.
I think after Tom Toll's die,
I wasn't too sure.
If he was going to, but I don't know.
The one right after that trailer, we get a little commercial for a Mexican restaurant, Coona Brothers or whatever.
What I love about that, it's got nothing really to do.
But when, for those of you that did go to the drive-in theaters, they showed the advertisements for little local restaurants like that.
So, I mean, it just took me right back to being a little kid sitting in the driving in the parents' car.
watching that because they showed
whatever restaurant was in the area
and it was just pictures of food
and that's all it was with that little trailer
so I thought that was really sweet
some of you younger listeners have no idea
probably what I'm talking about but you older ones
that did go to the drive in a lot
I'm sure wherever you're at
on whatever part of the world you're at or country
or I mean here
what's ever state you in I mean that's
what we had the commercials weren't
very much there was one
commercial that scared the shit out of me
Have you ever heard of Winchester Mystery House?
Yes.
There was one.
I've only been to a one.
Well, I actually went through the tour once, and it was pretty creepy.
But they showed one at the drive-in.
I was hoping someone would have had it and put it on YouTube, but I can never find it.
When I was at the mystery house, I was asking them if they, if I was asking the older people.
There's a bunch of young people there.
if they remembered that commercial and they're like,
nah, I don't know what you're talking about.
But the story of that,
if you guys saw that movie, Winchester,
it was slow and boring,
but yeah,
that was that lady.
They were showing the stairs that go up into the ceiling
and doors that go nowhere and shit like that.
In the,
in the little commercial,
every time,
they do mention the story of her
hearing these voices saying,
to just keep building.
But they showed this scary-looking old woman's face.
And every time they showed her face, she'd go, keep building.
And that scared the hell out of me.
My whole life.
Every time I saw that billboard when we drive around, I'd get scared.
I never went there when I was a kid because I just, I refused to go there.
My kids found out about that place, so we took them down there.
Actually, last year.
Oh, no, no, no, a couple years ago because everybody went.
I didn't go in and my youngest was too scared.
the last last year last October we went there and we did the tour and actually
recorded my Winchester episode for one of our 31 days of horror from sitting in the
courtyard of the Winchester Mystery House you guys ever get a chance to go that down
there it's in San Jose California it's weird though I mean I remember when I was a kid
I remember passing it there wasn't much around the house but now there's all kinds of
stuff built around. It's just a big mansion
dropped in the center of a
city, downtown San Jose type
of place, but it's pretty
cool if you guys have like going there or
you ever want to check it out.
The next trailer was
Don't, but that was
Edgar, right.
Yeah.
Was there any, was he ever going to
turn this into a full?
There was
talks about it.
There was talks about, I know,
this and then the next
little
trailer we're going to talk about
but yeah there was talks
this is another one I wouldn't mind
watching because it was
it was fucking ridiculous
and then I liked
basically like the usual
people that you see in Edgar Wright movies
popped up like Simon Pegg
Nick Frost
I don't know what Nick Frost was
some old
guy downstairs
he was a big baby
he was a big baby
yeah
that part scared me
I don't know the lady that's in this,
but I've seen her in a ton of movies,
the blonde lady.
Oh, yeah.
And the other dude that's hang that gets hung.
He's been in a ton of movies as well.
And even what's his name?
Malfoy's dad.
Jason Isaac?
Yeah, he's even in it.
I don't know what the hell's happening in this trailer.
There's just a lot of scary shit.
And just, well, I said you don't go in the house.
if you don't go in the basement or don't open that door and
all kinds of shit
that's another thing I liked about
these trailers
because going to the drive-in or sitting in the little old
groundhouse stairs they showed you crazy as shit like this
stuff you never even heard of
and you can still find a lot of it either on VHS
and they do put them on DVD but you just
just search grindhouse films and there'll be a whole list of
just shit you never heard of
I've seen a lot, but I'm sure there's billions more that I didn't see.
The next one, Thanksgiving, directed by Eli Roth.
He is a true horror guy.
I just loved not everything he's done, but when he goes for it with his gore.
And this Thanksgiving, I know he was talking about making it,
but I don't know if he started or if he started or if he's,
wrote the script.
I mean, because even these little trailers, man,
I'm sure it took a lot because he did
tons of extras in this.
Not like Rob Zombies where it looked like
it was all just shot in a
film studio and
the don't
was whatever house that was in.
But this one, he's got thousands
of extra, not thousands, but
a bunch of extras because there's a
Thanksgiving parade.
Thanks, Thanksgiving Day
parade.
So what was there, well, we don't, we don't know.
Why I want to know why this killer was killing everyone.
That got me.
He was dressed up like a pilgrim, like cutting people.
And it has one of my favorite scenes out of this whole grind house film is, because you get Michael Bean in here.
And I like the scene where the guy that's with him, he's like, he touches the blood on the ground and he tastes it.
And he was like, it's what I thought.
It's blood.
and then Michael Bean just looks away and he's like,
you son of a bitch.
I'm just like,
what the hell is going on?
And then you got the chick on the trampoline
who comes down in the splits on top of the knife.
Oh.
Of course,
it's just effects,
but damn.
Just thinking like if that did happen to you or someone,
oh,
fuck.
That part got me.
It's still cringy to watch.
Even got Eli Roth and his hairy legs in this.
He's about to get a blowjay from his girlfriend.
But then while she's doing it, she reaches up to touch his head and it's gone.
The next scene, you got Jay Hernandez making out with his girl.
And then you just see him all of a sudden his body just drops and because his head got decapitated.
He was a guy in hostile, right?
Yeah.
All right.
So, but the crazy scene was the, to me, was the body that was like the,
dressed up like the turkey at the end on the table.
And then the fucking very last shot of this is the killer, like fucking the, the, the turkey with the head on it or whatever it was.
Yeah.
I was like, what is happening?
I know that.
That makes me want to see it.
Like, what?
And you got two little kids, like, sitting at the table, like, looking at him.
And I'm like, what the fuck am I want?
This is, like, because I said earlier, my brother-in-law didn't get any of this.
And he just, as soon as that popped up, he looked at me.
And he was like, the fuck are we watching?
Oh, man, that's awesome.
I love just these little trailers.
If they never make them in the movies, cool.
They're obviously, they already made machete into two films.
but I loved it.
I just,
I couldn't believe it.
I was sitting in my seat.
Yeah,
that was awesome.
But I do,
I want them to make these films,
but then I have a feeling you make them,
they're not going to,
it's not going to be,
get you all hyped up.
Yeah,
I could see that.
Because I liked machete,
but I didn't,
I didn't get that feeling of how I did just watching the trailer
before this film.
But it would have been cool.
So if we got Don't and Thanksgiving as Grindhouse 2.
And during that, they had a whole set of new trailers.
And that became the next whatever, Grindhouse 3, like, they just kept doing these.
Who knows?
I don't know.
I mean, I saw Hobo with a shotgun, the trailer before.
I didn't even know they made it into a movie.
Because I remember one of my friends, dude, watched this.
And I was like, whoa, this is a movie.
He was not fake.
because it was supposed to be for one of these.
I mean, because like I said earlier, from what I heard,
they were supposed to, like if Brian and I made a trailer and submitted it,
they were supposed to be fan trailers,
but obviously his friends jumped in on board.
We'll do it.
But those four trailers that we got, I thought they were awesome.
The machete, don't Thanksgiving, and the SS women or whatever.
You never seen the Hobo with a shotgun movie?
Oh, I've seen.
I have.
That movie's a hell of good.
After I, where was it?
Oh, it was on one of these cable channels.
I remember I was getting ready to go to sleep and I went,
fuck home with the shotguns.
I ended up watching the whole movie.
I have it in my library.
That movie's awesome.
Rest in peace, Rector Howard.
Yes, sir.
You think of what I'm thinking?
I think I'm thinking.
What are you when you thinking?
I'm thinking we told your ass to shut the fuck up.
Alright, the final film of this grind house, deathproof.
Action, adventure thriller, that's all it was.
Two separate sets of voluptuous women are stalked at different times by a scarred stuntman
who uses his deathproof cars to execute his murderous plans.
Written and directed by Quentin Tarantino.
This stars Kurt Russell as stuntman Mike, Zoe Bell,
herself, Rezario Dawson as Abernathy, Vanessa Fertello as Irene.
Arlene.
Arlene.
Arlene. Oh, it's an R to L. Arlene.
Those were the girls from the second story.
But in the first story, in the beginning of this, we got Sidney, Tamila Pointer as Jungle
Julia.
Portier. Portier.
Is that a Sydney Portia's dot? Yeah.
Okay, all right.
She was looking amazing in this movie.
Rose McGowan's back.
She's Pam.
No, Mary Elizabeth Winston.
She's Lee.
She's in the next group of kids.
Eli Roth is in it.
Who else was in this one?
A bunch of other chicks that you didn't really know.
Michael Parks is back.
James Parks, is that his son?
Yeah.
Okay, well, all right.
And Marley Shelton, she's back as well.
I have questions about this.
Nikki Kat is back.
The two little babysitter twins, they're back.
It's just as babysitter twin, one and two.
Those two are back.
and some other chicks that are in this one.
Deathproof. What did you think of it?
My favorite one out of this, deathproof is amazing.
Real fucking car stunts.
That's all I got to say.
Kurt Russell, I loved, there was times he was hamming it up,
but I loved it.
Zoe Bell as herself had to be as herself
because she is a badass woman in real life.
Stunt double or stunt double for years, stunt performer.
I'm glad she got to be in a feature film.
Rosario Dawson, love her, everything she's in.
And I'm just Quentin Tarantino fan.
You know, I mean, a lot of this is dialogue before you get to the action,
but, you know, it's Quentin Tarantino dialogue, and I love it.
and yeah
and I do have a question
too about this movie
I always wondered but we'll get to that
later
during the
opening credits
when they're showing everyone who's in this
really quick
something comes across the screen it says
Quentin Tarantino's Thunderbolt
but then it
goes to a black
add-in that just says death proof
so I wanted to know
was he really going to call it
Thunderbolt or
was he just trying to do
what these films do
by adding stuff?
I think he was just adding that
for the effect
because you know how sometimes these films
get around and then they have a different title
because later we get a scene
where a car is driving down the road and then all of a
sudden the car disappears because
they probably splice the film
together and that little piece was
And so I think it was just to add to the grind house effect.
Because the beginning of this film,
we're just introduced to all these girls that are in it.
Introduced to Jungle Julia's ass, which was amazing.
Her, I don't even remember the butterfly, whatever her name was.
or she's in it and a couple other friends.
I mean, they're just showing these girls that,
Jungle Julia's a local DJ.
She's hooking up with her friends.
They're all supposed to go hang out in these bars
and hook up with dudes.
And at the end up going to one of their friends'
cabin up at the lake.
So, I mean, it was a lot of just talking and dialogue
that it didn't really have to do much to the story.
story. It was just them talking
back and forth on stuff that they were doing.
So I didn't think
any of that was important.
But if you know Quentin Tarantino,
his dialogue
for his actors is
his style. Yeah, because
you get a whole side
kind of thing with Jungle Julia
texting some dude
that she's like in love
with or something, which that
never comes
forward in any way possible.
I thought it was a girl.
Was it?
I thought.
I don't know.
I mean, again, like you said, they never went anywhere.
Even better.
It didn't go anywhere.
But yeah, they're still in Texas.
I mean, I love the product placement in this, that little commercial in between the trailers,
Cooner Boys or Brothers or whatever.
One of the girls in the front seats drinking soda cup, and it says that on it.
thought that was pretty sweet.
So, I mean, it was just them just talking about what they were going to do and guys that
were going to hook up with and they needed to score some weed.
So that was pretty much it.
And then they went to the first bar.
These girls must be soldiers for drinking all day and still driving and all that.
I'd be done.
A couple of margaritas, a few beers.
tokes in the parking lot, I'm good.
But these gals are soldiers because they were all drinking.
And it was just liquor, liquor, liquor the whole time.
And did not see anyone eat anything because drinking liquor on empty stomach.
That ain't good for you, boys and girls.
And they were mixing all kinds of liquor.
But again, there's little side story.
Jungle Julia is trying to hook up with a guy or girl.
We don't know.
I'm not really sure.
I don't know why I'm thinking it was a girl,
but anyway.
On Jungle Julia's show,
she had said she's going to be with her friend,
cruising around at bars.
If somebody comes up to her and repeats some kind of poem,
she was going to give him a lab dance.
I don't exactly remember the poem,
because there's a scene where she's,
Julia finally tells her friend what she's going to do.
That's going to kill me.
What the hell is her name?
The one that she's telling her to?
Yeah.
Oh.
It's not Shana.
No, the other chick that was only there for like a second?
No, no.
The Butterfly Girl.
Arlene.
Arlene, is that her name?
Yeah.
Okay, yeah, Vanessa.
Frietto?
Yeah.
Okay, all right, yeah, her.
So again, more drinking, more hanging out, more talk that doesn't really go anywhere.
But we do get, when Arlene is outside, she's having a smoke and she sees stuntman Mike.
Well, we don't know stuntman Mike at this point, but it's Kurt Russell.
Yeah, because she had seen the car before.
Yeah.
He comes driving by.
I believe that one was a Nova.
I'm not sure.
Again, I don't know much about cars other than how much they cost.
But I want to say it was a Nova.
I'm not 100%.
It looked like my cousin's car, but his was green.
So she sees him drive by and then they end up at another bar.
This is when, what does that show up?
Eli Roth and his gang.
and their
plan is just to
to get the girls
all drunk
because they have
a little plan
and he goes
he goes a bitch will drink
anything as long as guys
are buying her for
him
we're stepping it up
we're going to Yeager shots
ah
that's mean
any kind of shot
I'm not
I'm not the alcohol guy
I
other than I just don't really
like the taste
of hard alcohol, but
no, that's
I'll end up fighting someone.
Yeah, that's why I don't
drink that much either.
I can drink beer on the beer.
Plenty of stories of me back in the day.
A little too drunk.
Yeah.
Alcohol, hard alcohol is what does it
to me. And you were
correct. It is a 1970
Chevy Nova.
Oh, okay. I just
by looks,
I get that's how my cousin's car
looked. Not as cool as
Stumpman Mike's, but
it was pretty sweet. So I did like
to see when
Eli Roth and that guy are talking
and they're sitting at the bar and then
you see Kurt Russell's character
sitting there chowning down on
some nachos, which made me want, every time I
see this part, it makes me want
a big plate of nachos
or whatever he called
a nacho platter.
I loved all the music
that was in this.
All these places they're going,
either if they're in the car,
listening to the radio
or the jukebox
when they're in all these bars.
I loved all these old music
that Quentin just grew up with
and he throws in all his movies.
Of course, he's always got to be in his movie.
He's the bartender
and doing more shots
with these ladies.
I mean, again, these laders are soldiers
because they're just alcohol everywhere they go.
Chartreuse.
So good.
The cold was it?
So good the name of color.
Yeah.
Anyway, so Eli Roth and his buddy are sitting there and this fucking part was funny.
I was the only one that laughed in the theater because I assume all the young people in there didn't get it.
Kurt Russell is sitting there eating his nachos.
And Eli Roth and his buddy are sitting there talking.
And then he kind of looks behind.
him at
Eli Roth looks at Kurt Russell
and it turns around to his buddy
goes man I wonder if BJ brought the bear with him
did you ever watch that show?
Yeah
When he said that
I just made myself old
For you younger listeners
There was a TV show back in the early 80s
I was either late 70s
early 80s
It was called BJ in the Bear
And it was about this guy
It was a truck driver
BJ McKay
And his best friend Bear
Which was an orangutan
and he clothes, hat, everything,
and they just hauled,
uh,
hauled whatever they were hauling around across the country and getting in adventures.
Uh,
there was a spinoff show called Sheriff Lobo because Sheriff Lobo was the one I always chasing, uh,
B.J.
Anyway,
so that was that little reference there and I was fucking laughing.
And then,
this whole time,
Eli and them were just trying to,
uh,
figure out,
uh,
some kind of way to,
to get up to go to the,
to the boat,
not boat house,
the lake house.
And,
uh,
be creepy and get girls drunk and
you guys know where it goes but for you guys
don't do that don't get girls drunk and take advantage of them
that's not cool because
kill someone
if they did that to my daughter
but anyway so
Kurt Russell is obviously just
just following these girls because
we see him earlier following them
Arlene goes outside she's puffing away
on the smoke
and she sees the car that she saw earlier in the day
she sees this sitting in the parking lot.
If you're watching the grind house one,
when it's both movies and everything in one shot,
there's a scene that they cut out of this one.
If you watch the single film,
and it's the extended version,
there was a few scenes in there that they took out
during this bar scene,
because there's a scene where she goes and makes out with one guy.
Arlene goes and make out with one guy in the car.
That was cut.
And then when they're sitting outside, all smoking in weed and stuntman Mike comes out there and talks to them.
Oh, but before all that, what was Rose McGowan's name in this one?
All right.
She's just hanging out at the bar and she's, I don't know if it's a blonde wig or maybe they just made her hair blonde.
I don't know.
But she's sitting there just talking to stuntman Mike and kind of wanting to ride.
And this part also made me feel old because when stuntman Mike is talking to Rose McGowan and these three other girls,
and he's talking about his career as a stuntman.
He stops talking about some TV show called Vegas with Robert Urick and...
Fuck, I can't remember the name of the other show.
Again, for you younger listeners, those were old TV shows that I grew up with and talking to these young girls because he was looking at him and they all had these puzzled looks and he goes, you guys have no idea what I'm talking about.
Or you guys have no idea what these shows are, right? And they're like, no. He's like, ah, fuck it. Again, I laughed. I was the only one that laughing at that scene. But Quentin's got a lot of dialogue in his films. So, I mean, it's just a lot of buildup.
To know who these characters are.
So whether all the girls are sitting outside,
Kerr Russell kind of goes outside and he's looking at him.
He goes up to Arlene and starts saying the poem that says,
because Jungle Julie said,
whoever goes up to her, brings her a drink, says this poem,
she would give him a lap dance.
So he says that, but she doesn't go for it.
They're trying to say that she had already done it earlier.
Again, in this one, in this version with both films together,
they cut the whole lap dance scene out.
Watching it this time, I was like, weak.
Because I'd seen this one a million times,
but I'd seen the single version.
I think I've only seen this one when it's one or two movies together.
I saw it twice in the theater and then
other than this previous watch
and I think I maybe watched it like once or twice
when I bought it when it first came out
but then they did me dirty and put a steel book out
and I had to re-buy it again
so I think I bought this film like twice
as well as the single ones
so
but anyway so everyone's done drinking
she does a lap dance
depending on which version you watch
I like this chick
I don't know, her lips are just
Sorry to be the pig ladies, but she got those DSLs.
So anyways, the night is over.
No one's drinking, no more.
Everyone's going to go party up at the lakehouse.
Obviously, the boys struck out because they don't go.
We're out in the parking lot with stuntman Mike and Pam.
And he's showing her car, his car.
And I love the skull and lightning bolts that's on the hood.
It looks pretty sweet.
And if I ever had a car, a muscle car, I wouldn't do, I liked his paint job.
It's like a flat black.
It's not glossy.
I think that just looks tougher.
So he's telling her, yeah, his car is deathproof.
And she wants to know what it is.
And, oh, back in the all or nothing days, they made cars like this.
They, for the ones that do, that roll and get crashed, they, they just fucking reinforce everything.
Because when, when they go inside of his car, you can see all the roll bars and everything that are inside, which is cool, man.
I mean, I would love to drive something like this.
I don't know if I would crash it, but if I know I'd be safe if I didn't, if I did crash.
But these cars, I mean, these cars were the ones that could just drive through brick walls.
Not today.
I mean, you're.
any of these new cars you hit something
and it's just going to just crush like a can.
So he gets in, Pam, she gets in,
and he's going to take her,
Jungle Julia and Arlene and the girls
all take off in their car.
And he's just about to leave.
They're kind of pull up to the exit of the parking lot
and Mike tells, all right, we're going left or right.
And she goes, I'm going right.
And he goes, ah.
And this is where?
he tells her, he goes, well, there was a good chance, a 50-50 chance he were going this direction,
but I'm going left.
And then this is when he just, the music changes and everything.
And then he just starts to scare her.
Because he goes, if you're going to be scared, it's going to start like right now, then he punches it.
She's in the car, but on her side, there's a seat there that he just stuck a metal seat in a hole.
there's no seat belts there's no nothing
he is on his
side of the car
it's uh other than all the reinforcement stuff
um
that was it like a plexiglass
yeah
square that he was sitting in
or was it just right in the center
there was a plexiglass dividing them
and he basically on his side
had the little roll cage
yeah because he had all his
seat belts in it those like race car seatbelts
that come over your shoulder and everything
So he's hauling ass down the street
And she he's just slamming her all over the car
Because she's got no seatbelt
I don't know why she's not just
Holding on to the to the roll bars and everything
But she's
I guess then she wouldn't be hurt
But she's trying to just tell him
No just let me go
I won't say anything
And then he just fucking
Does he slam on the brakes and she hits her face?
Yeah, just completely crushes her face on the dash
Oh fuck
Yeah, because that scene was ruthless
because he just stepped on the brakes and
she slammed her face and
did that kill her right there or did it just knock her out?
I'm going to say it killed her
because you kind of hear like a crunch.
Yeah, so she's down for the count
because she kind of just goes back.
We go to
Jungle Julie and the gang
and they're all sitting in the car.
She calls up whoever at her
job to play a song by
Dave D
Dozy something in
Skitch or whatever. I don't know. The song is
called Hold Tight. It's a good song.
I can't remember the guy's titles.
She says it in a movie a few times, but
they're all rocking out in the car.
Stumpman Mike passes them.
Goes who know how far, but turns around, turns off
his lights. He sees
them coming and then he just fucking
punches it.
Of course,
these were real, real stunts.
Because when those cars hit,
I mean, there was no CGI in this.
Like stuntman Mike said, this is on the all-or-nothing days.
He just goes head on with those girls.
And the film kind of goes back and forth
in showing the death of each of them.
Mm-hmm.
The driver, she basically just breaks her neck.
She slams into the steering wheel.
Jungle dude, Julia's got her leg hanging out the window, so she slides forward.
Don't look like anyone has her seatbelt on.
No.
And when she slides forward, her leg gets cut off, and it goes flying down the road.
So I assume she just bled to death.
The two girls in the back, Arlene.
Oh, no, the little blonde one.
in the back seat, she goes flying out of the windshield.
Yeah, that was the weakest one.
Yeah.
But Arlene, well, I guess losing your leg is worse.
But anyway, Arlene, she gets the Stumbman Mike's car, when it hits head on,
it kind of jumps, it goes over the car.
And that tire, I don't know if it was the front of the back,
just hits Arlene's face.
And I'm sure those tires are spinning full speed, and her face is gone.
So those are all the girls are dead stuntman Mike's car just goes flipping and flying down the highway
We get to the hospital
Okay, this is where I have a question
What's her name? The doctor doctor block
Dakota block
Yeah, Thanos's wife
She's in the hospital
And this is the hospital that was when all the hail broke least loose in the first film in Planet Terror
So this is all in the same universe of that because also her dad and her brother are in this and they're talking to stuntman Mike.
Yeah.
Why was there was, do you know of any reason of why they didn't put these in order or?
I don't know.
That's something.
I guess you got to ask them because this, this seemed like it took place before the first movie.
movie so yeah because the hospital I mean it was on fire when we last saw it and that was
fucking the living dead was everywhere um plus uh did her dad die and didn't make it out he made
it's the share okay I don't know where her brother was we didn't see him unless he no because
we don't we never saw we didn't see him into this film yeah so I don't know but anyway it's it's
in the same universe as planet terror obviously who knows how
much long or how much time before but the sheriff is talking to his deputy which is
his son and this is this is his daughter dr. block and they're asking him how stuntman
mike is and he'll he'll be all right but she just gets all mad and ends up leaving
uh the sheriff is telling a story uh or telling him what he thinks
because uh his uh his son the deputy is like well what do you think
happening. Well, I'm going to tell you what I think.
He goes, that guy just murdered them.
Because he said
that he, obviously
this is what the sheriff
is thinking and how he put
his doing his police work.
He said that he followed them. He picked
them, all the girls that he killed.
He purposely didn't have
any alcohol in his body
because when he's sitting in the bar, he was
just drinking like sparkling water
and he was eating his nachos.
And these girls were just fucking
little small petite women just full of alcohol and probably no food because they said yeah because
they said the bodies are i assume when they're doing all the tests on uh they said they were just
i'm sure they smelled like alcohol as well so and so that was he was like yeah he just he just flat
out murdered him uh and then his son was like why he goes i don't know maybe this is how he gets
his rocks off so so that there was nothing nothing became of
of stuntman Mike, no charges or nothing,
because the sheriff just said,
this is what I think.
Yeah.
So.
And it just cuts to 14 months later.
Okay.
So we're 14 months later,
we get a whole new crew of gals,
which I think all four of them are hot.
Zoe Bell,
Rosario,
Mary Elizabeth Winstead,
and,
God damn.
What's her name?
Tracy Tom's.
Yeah.
What's her name in this?
Kim.
Kim, that's right.
Again, more talk that's got nothing really to do with the movie, but these girls are all filmmakers.
One of them is an actress.
Kim, the black girl, the driver, and Rosario Dawson.
No, Kim is a stunt driver, stunt woman.
Zoe Bell's a stuntwoman, but she's not working with them.
And what was Rosario's job?
I think she was like hair and makeup or wardrobe or something like that.
All right.
So they just picked up Zoe from the airport.
And while they were there coming in the parking lot of the airport,
you see stuntman Mike taking pictures of them from a distance.
And this car was tougher than the Nova.
This one was a challenger.
I don't know what year it is.
But again, I mean, I've said this before talking about old cars.
I'm all about muscle cars.
And if I just fell into tons of money tomorrow,
this that would be the car that I would buy.
Fucking souped up everything flat black.
And I would never drive it.
I'd be too scared.
I'd be too scared to either someone's going to jack it
or some haters are going to key it
or crash into me.
But God damn, does it sound tough?
Especially when they're hauling ass at the end.
Yeah.
Mobbing down the road.
It sounds so mean and rough and tough.
But all the dialogue during all the girl scenes is they're just talking about what they were doing on the job, who they're hooking up with.
Did we get a Quentin Tarantino little trope here of some feet?
Because didn't Kurt Russell try to touch Rosario Dawson's feet?
Yeah.
They were hanging out the window.
Yeah, they stopped at a store.
But in this version, that part's cut.
Oh, okay.
Because on the single film version, it turns into a black and white scene.
And what's her name?
Lee, Mary Elizabeth Winston, she's in the front singing.
Zaria Dawson's kind of passed out in the back because she's still a little hungover and drunk from the night before.
And her feet are hanging out.
And Kim goes in to go.
by whatever.
I think that was, no, that happened before they went and picked up Zoe.
Yeah.
Because it was just the three of them.
And stuntman Mike pulls up and he's watching them.
And then he, was he going to like lick her foot or something?
I don't know.
Tarantino and his feet thing.
Yeah, because he had her feet.
That's the first thing you see when the film starts.
as her feet are sitting on the
dashboard of the car
riding down the road.
But all right.
To each is on
as long as they're clean,
but I'm not putting them on my mouth around anything.
But anyway,
so that scene is cut from this version
because we go straight from the airport
after picking up Zoe to a restaurant.
And then they're talking about more
stuff
dealing with
they're filming everything
about guys
they're hooking up with
but
the
this
there's also the scene right here
this is one of the key parts
of the story
when Zoe's from New Zealand
she came to America
to hang out with her friends
but what she wanted to do
is she wanted to drive a
19 what
70
1970
Dodge Challenger
Dodge Challenger
Dodge Challenger
which she considered a classic
and she tells them
this is what I want to do
there's a guy in this town
wherever they're at in Texas
I believe it was Austin
but I don't quote me
and she wanted to just drive it
that was one of her dreams
to drive a car like that because it's the
exact not the same car from a film
but there was a film called
Vanishing Point
If you guys don't know what that is
do definitely check that out
That fucking film is badass, some of them in the 70s, I believe.
And it's just fucking fast cars and all that in that film.
So that's what Zoe.
Zoe and Kim are fascinated with all those films,
with all those type of films and cars and everything because they're gearheads.
But I love this scene right here because when Kim finally finds out,
she's like, oh, Kowalski from a Vanishing Point.
And they're like, yeah.
And then she goes, and then they're like,
Rosario was like, what's
vanishing point?
And then they start to tell him
about these car films.
She goes like, I think it was like,
Dirty Mary Crazy Larry,
gone in 60 seconds.
And Rosari goes,
and then Kim goes,
the real one?
Not that Angelina,
but Jolie bullshit.
I didn't like that one at all.
That was fucking
C.G.I.
Fast and Furious shit.
I do love Fast and Furious.
Don't get me wrong,
everyone.
But no,
I like when cars are cars.
in being used.
No,
no CGI stuff.
Because that ending of the one
with Angelina Jolie.
Don't get me wrong as well.
I love her and she was hot in that film,
but that ending with the car
and Nicholas Cage was stupid.
Anyway.
So that's the reason why these girls go to,
I can't remember that guy's name.
He was in a lot of,
he's in Adam Sandler's films.
He's one of his friends.
Yeah.
He's got like a country.
name.
I know he was Buck.
Jasper.
Yeah.
What's the actor's name?
Jonathan Loughran.
Sounds right.
Says I really like that.
I don't know.
Because the first time I noticed it like that was in Waterboy.
But then it might be.
I don't know.
But yeah, so they go up to him.
He's the guy that's selling the car, Jasper.
They go in the same.
it and then they're trying they were gonna their plan was to let's see if he'll get let us take it
for a spin a test drive without him and this is when Zoe and Kim come talk go off to the
side Zoe tells him like look if he lets us take it I want to play ships masks and Kim goes off
what no we said we never do that ships mass if you guys ever seen the film but I'm sure you
have is them just hanging out hey basically holding on to straps belts uh and hanging outside of
the car on on the on the roof or and on the hood uh i had friends that did that before and i never
rode with them again because i didn't trust them uh we did it on or they did it on our truck uh when
i was out in uh in the res in arizona my cousin's friends um i i
I just didn't want anyone to fall off because I didn't know.
These were in the days when I was a kid,
when something happens,
even though you didn't have nothing to do with it,
you still get in trouble.
And I didn't want to get beat up by my mom.
So,
but so that's what they want to do.
And again,
this is just dialogue heavy,
Quentin Tarantino style.
I loved a lot of it.
I thought it was all awesome,
especially when Kim,
every time she had,
something to say because
this is this she was
she's a black woman
and she's got that
that mouth that I'm
afraid of.
I don't know if I ever told you
this story but when I was a little
kid I got my ass beat by this
black girl for an
entire week
walking home from school
and that scared me
or that made me afraid of black women
to this day.
when I see my friends and tell them
they just laugh
my black friends
and they're like what? I said that
that one girl who I
to this day I do not know
why she beat me up for a week
and she just came out
I was in elementary walking over
school and she just would grab me and start slapping me
I got her in the end I fucking
whipped her in a face with a stick
and got the hell out of there
but really seriously
I was scared of black women from that day
forward. And a lot of my friends and their moms and their sisters, when they get into it,
I just sit there and cringe, like, don't want them to turn it on to me. But that's just me,
everyone. I mean, I love all my friends and their moms and everything, but I, nah, I'm scared
of black women. I just sit there and be quiet. But they, they end up telling Jasper, Rosario Dawson,
tells him, okay, we're going to take this out and you're going to hang out with my friend
Lee because he kind of tells her that they're filming a porno film in town.
They're not really, but that's what they did to get him to let them go without them
for the test drive.
So this is my question.
Did they leave their friend to get raped possibly?
I guess.
Because this is the same, not the same character.
but same actor because he played in Kill Bill 1
when he was about to rape
Umma Thurman in the hospital
No he wasn't Buck the other dude was Buck
Yeah that's what I'm saying he was the guy that yeah
And I was just like when they left her
He's just like
And she's just like oh shit
I don't know
maybe he was going to try
because Abernathy
Rosario Dawson
alluded that she would
blow him, I guess.
Pretty much.
And Mary Lizard's Winston, I love her.
Not everything she's been in was good, but
I just like her. Never met the woman, but damn.
I loved her in Scott Pilgrim. I loved her in
that one, Cloverfield movie.
and I
didn't like her in the thing
you didn't love her
and Bruce Willis
was a diehard 4
oh that's right
that was his daughter huh
yeah
I don't have to watch that one again
I haven't seen it
but
the thing
it was what it was
I mean I enjoyed
not John Carpenter
the prequel
came out in what
2011 I think
yeah
too much CGI
yeah
but it was good for the story
for the story.
So they,
the girls end up,
they leave Lee there
and Jasper's
licking his chops
and then they go hauling ass
and gonna go driving
and then they kind of stop.
I love this part.
This is probably like my favorite dialogue
in the whole thing.
Because earlier in the film
before they took the car,
Kim and told,
because the Abernathy,
Rosario Dawson,
wanted to go with them.
And they're like,
no,
I don't think you want to do
what we were going to do. And then she's like,
no, I want to go. This is everything.
You always tell me this when you don't
think I'm cool enough to do whatever you guys
are doing. So they go, all right, well,
if you come with us,
and he goes, you better be cool. And he goes,
you better not say nothing. You've been just
sit in the back and keep your mouth shut.
He's like, oh, okay. So that was the reason
that she got to go.
We get to, they're in the car.
They're getting ready. They stopped
on the middle of the highway, and
they're getting with there. Kim,
and Zoe are in the front
and Kim just looks at her and goes
you think of what I'm thinking?
And Zoe goes, I'm thinking what? I'm thinking
I'm thinking. Or I'm thinking what you're thinking.
And then Rosario Dawson
sitting in her back and she goes,
and what are you and you thinking?
And Kim turns around. I'm thinking we told
your ass to shut the fuck up.
Hey Rosario Dossi. I
she just kind of rolls her eyes.
I love Rosario.
She's beautiful and everything.
but I'm not a guy for banks.
I knew you was going there.
I don't like banks.
I mean,
it is almost on the same level as Courtney Cox in Scream 3.
Oh, fuck.
I hated that too.
My friends have bangs and I always tell them I don't like it.
I mean, they're my friends and that's it.
but I just, I've never liked banks.
Probably because of one of my friends' moms when I was much younger.
She just had bangs.
And to this day, she still has banks.
Same hairstyle that she's had when I first seen her.
And she does it herself.
I remember I went to the house one time, and she was just cutting a straight line.
I don't know what it is.
It doesn't, to me, everyone, it doesn't look attractive.
It's not sexy.
I don't care if it's on the hottest woman in the world.
I can look over it, and I can deal with it, but I won't like it.
From this point, okay, so the girls are like, all right, this is what we're going to do.
We're going to play Shipsmast.
And this is when it took, I think this is like the last half hour of this segment.
of when they're dealing with the car
which is this I think this part
this group of girls was better than the
the first two or the first set of women
on what happened to them
yeah because the thing I really liked about this group is
you really believe that they were all friends
okay I never seen any
making of this
this is obviously really Kim driving
and of course Zoe Bell is a stunt woman
and she can just
kick ass.
I've seen her in her.
This is the first thing
that I've seen her in.
I don't know if
she was really out
on the hood of this car
with no other kind of
safety harness.
I would say there is
because I know dealing
with the stunts and films,
especially when you're filming
in America,
there's tons of rules
dealing with stunts.
You'd have to have some
kind of backup safety.
So,
do you know,
if they strapped her with something and then erased it?
Because right now you see her just on the hood holding onto two belts.
They had to have some kind of safety thing.
I don't know.
I've never heard of anything.
But it looks like she's just holding onto those belts and that's it.
Even when she lets go to the belts and, you know, she kind of switches positions and she's like hanging off the edge,
It really looks like she's just trying to hold on to whatever she can.
Yeah, but yeah, because when she does lose the belts and she's just holding,
she's looking into the windshield at Kim and Abernathy,
and she's holding on to the top of the hood.
But when she gets bumped and she spins around to where her head is up at the front of the car,
yeah, you're going full speed that way, but you take a little turn or whatever.
And either she's just super strong.
and grasping that hood.
Oh my God.
I mean,
even watching it now,
just that part
when she turns head first into it,
I'm like, oh, my God.
I mean, because she,
if she would have fell off,
that would have been it.
Fuck.
There was no way around it.
So anyway, they're playing
a ship's mass.
She's having fun.
The girls are screaming.
And here comes stuntman,
Mike, speeding up right behind them.
Just fucking hauling ass.
I don't know where they're out.
They're out in some bad.
road in Texas and he just comes up fucking full speed and just I say this every time we're
watching movies with with with these cars and fucking just crushes the front and
oh he slams into the girls they're driving that out that white challenger 70s
challenger and you can clearly see that the uh but they lose it because they're
starting to fish tail but then the cut
The camera cuts to something out and they're like they're driving straight.
You can clearly see that that car spun out.
But, um, so Stumman Mike is just fucking just playing with these girls.
Crashing into the rear, sideswiping them, banging them.
Zoe is still on the fucking front of the hood of the car.
She, uh, let's go of one of the belts.
She's still holding on to one, but she's grabbing anything she could with the other hand.
There's those little, um, I don't know what those things are on the front.
of the hood that little air holes or whatever.
I'm not a car guy, everyone.
But even still, man, I mean, again, this doesn't look like, I mean, this is, this is
Kurt Russell and this is, I can't remember Kim's name, this, this is them driving down the
road.
I, it looks like they're going fast.
Because usually sometimes when they film these things, they're, they're just pulling
the cars on, on the back of a trailer to, to make it.
look like they're going fast, but
nah, man, this is them.
I mean, some of the scenes might not be Kurt Russell,
but when the camera zooms in closer,
when they're slamming into each other, that's him.
Yeah, here's a couple things I pulled up.
Quentin Tarantino said,
as far as her on the car,
there's no double, there's no CGI,
it's all practical,
and you're seeing,
and you're seeing that the person crying
is the same one who's falling off of the car.
and then earlier quote he had
that I just lost
he said as far as death proof goes
the action is real cars real shit
at full speed those speeds often
up to 80 to even 100 miles per hour
it took six weeks to shoot
a chase sequence that ultimately
clocked in at a formidable 20 minutes
oh my god
I mean I'm watching this right now
as I'm talking about it
They just spun out.
And Zoe Bell, she's a legit stunt woman, everyone.
I've said that earlier, but she's the real deal.
And I assume Kim is as well as a stunt driver,
because she's fucking handling that car.
I would have lost it a long time ago.
And again, you can clearly see Kurt Russell when the car is there.
Because when they're banging into each other and saying their lines,
I don't know where the camera's mounted
But they're fucking
That's them in the car
Obviously they did some scenes
Where on the car
The girls are driving
They mounted a camera on the top
Because there's a scene where you see
Zoe holding on
And the camera's like right behind her
But okay now
She's spun around right now
Stumpman Mike is slamming into him on the side
and if she's not being held down by nothing but her
her strength
I don't know how fast they're going
but it looks like they're going fucking
not top speed but fast
and oh my god
I
yeah it's
it's crazy
it's crazy especially when she's just
basically her head is just hanging
off the front
yeah
oh man I love
I love that
how he films his films, especially something like this.
Because a lot of it is one shot.
There is other shots blended together,
but there's the scene when Stumb and Mike kind of loses it
and goes off into the dirt, but there's no cuts.
It's just him driving, doing donuts, trying to get back,
and then he gets back on the highway and haul's ass.
Fucking Zoe Bell, man.
She's still facing forward, and she's just holding on.
Looks like she's got her feet jammed into the top of the,
the part of the hood that's like closer to the windshield
but I don't know how she flipped over to her back
but she's on her back now
and kind of like
like Jesus on the cross
hanging on
and Stumpman Mike bumps into him and then they spin out
Kim jumps out of her car
because Stump Man Mike starts talking his shit
and then she starts
she pulls out Roscoe
that's what she calls her guns
she mentioned earlier and then she
unloads on him
but they're sitting in the car
Kim and Abernathy
they have no idea where Zoe is
they're sitting there crying and just thinking
the worse
because whatever they did
however fast they stopped Kim flew
or Zoe flew
off the hood and she's in the bushes
somewhere and they just assume
they're both crying and they think
she's dead but then
Zoe pops up I'm okay but it looks
like she must have flew like about fucking 30
feet away
she was way in there
they did tell a story earlier
about how her nicknames the cat
and how she never gets hurt
so she comes out of the bushes
not a scratch on her
everyone's smiling and laughing other than laughing
because that she's alive
so I mean I would laugh too
but she's like well where is he
And then Kim's like, well, I shot his ass
And that bitch took off
So she's like, well, fuck him
Well, let's go get him
So this is when they fucking
Turn around and take off
Well, first they go,
I think you want to get out.
You can stay here.
And Abernath is like,
Fuck that.
Let's get this bastard.
And then they just go hauling ass.
Zoe grabs a pipe
That's laying around
And then they go hauling ass.
We see stuntman Mike.
He stops.
And he's tending to his bullet wound
pulls out a bottle of, I don't know what it is, whiskey or something.
He's crying in his car.
This is where he hams it up.
He's just like, oh, my God.
Well, fuck, that sure it hurts, man.
And then spilling whiskey on it, that's like fucking dumping acid on you.
It looks like it's Jim Beam that he dumps on him.
But he's screaming and crying.
And the fucking, he's getting ready to go.
kind of like he calms down a little he looks in his
rear view and then he just sees the girls
coming up and they plow
into him full speed
I don't know how fast
they were going but I think that would
have been it for their car that front
end looks like it's demolished
yeah
as Zoe jumps out
with that pipe and starts stabbing
stuntman Mike with it as she's hitting his car
and breaks his windows
but then he just fucking hauls ass
and then the girls go chase
and after them.
The front end of that challenger,
the white challenger that the girls are driving.
If it's not leaking radiator fluid
and oil by now,
again, these American muscle cars, man,
these were fucking tough.
Like I said, they could drive through brick walls
and you'd be all right.
I don't know how many cars they used,
and I'm sure just wasn't these two
that they used to film all this.
Did you find anything on that, on how many cars they used?
I haven't found any.
I know I read somewhere before that it was more than one car.
They have to because I remember I went to Universal Studios doing the Backlott tour,
and they showed the, there was all these racks.
Other than the Jaws sharks that they had that they used in the movies were just on these racks,
and just fucking rusting out and everything.
They had the transams from,
I believe it was Smokey and the Bandit 2,
all the ones that Bert Reynolds,
all the stuntmen wrecked.
And I'm like, fuck, man,
they had hell of them on there.
So I'm sure they used quite a few of these cars.
And I hate when they do this.
I've said this multiple times when we talk about car films.
They just destroy these beautiful cars.
but I'm sure that some
they just give them to some
auto guys and they just fix them right back up
and they're back on the highway.
So this whole scene right here
at the end when the girls are getting the revenge
they're fucking hauling ass after Mike
down these dirt roads and everything.
I just think it's awesome.
And then it takes it
they fucking go crash and through a boat
that's just sitting on the side of the road
and all the shit that Kim's saying
I don't
And you know I ain't letting you go
Without tapping that ass
And I'm a bust a nut up in you
You crazy lunatic
Redneck bastard
Or whatever the else you said
But then they fucking jump those cars
Off the dirt
And then they're back on the highway
Uh
They
As soon as they get on the highway
They assume they cut some guy off
In a motorcycle
Because he goes full speed
And crashes into some kind of barn
and there's just
there's still hauling ass down the highway
cars everywhere
and they're just fucking
snaking through the traffic
these cars
got to be leaking
I know the white challenger must be leaking
because that whole front end is pretty much gone
but stuntman Mike
it looks like most of the damage he took
was on the sides
he rammed them a few times
but it doesn't look like the
the front end
is that beat up.
But the trunk, where the girls crashed into them when they rearended him, that's pretty beat up.
Yeah, the girls front of their cars, fucking, the grill, everything is gone.
Lights, it's just hanging on by a thread.
But again, these cars are built tough, man.
It takes a lot to stop them.
So, I mean, especially these souped up muscle cars.
They both sound super duper rough and tough.
Other than they're hauling ass down the road, they're crashing into other cars and making other people spin out and crash.
What's the fastest you ever driven?
I couldn't tell you.
Honestly, I know I've spun out in the winter and ended up in a ditch.
I tell you that.
I've taken my truck in my wife's car.
I think 90 is the fastest, but that's on straightaway.
mainly just passing
like semis or something
but I don't
I don't drive fast
to think I'm cool
I'm scared
I've spun out a few times
in the snow as well
when I first moved up here
when I first got a truck
and real wheel drive
I didn't
fuck I don't know
I was used to automatic
front wheel drive cars
I took a turn
and basically spun her 360
I was like oh man
then everyone goes
you need to put weight in the back
I'm all right so I do that every winter
speaking of that I need to find some weight
now winters winters
winter's coming
so I'm gonna do that but anyway so the girls
they're still hauling ass chasing Mike
they pull up alongside of them
started talking shit to him and he's crying
saying he's sorry he was just playing
but they're they ain't
taking that for no answer they're still fucking
side swiping each other
I don't know about you if you guys see
two cars crashing into each other
I'm not gonna pass them
because they show all kinds of cars
zooming past them as they're slamming into each other
on the side of the road.
Other than I would want to watch,
I would kind of keep a safe distance behind me.
But I love this scene right here.
Stump Man Mike is just hauling ass down the road.
He slams on the brakes
to make the girls go off the highway onto a dirt road.
And Stump Man Mike is just screaming,
yeah, yeah, about fucking time.
And thinking that he just lost him.
the girls are hauling ass down the dirt road
the camera pulls back
and that's when you see the girls are on this dirt road
right above him
and they're hauling ass just as fast as him
so
again I don't think they use any kind of
trailers or anything to
have the cars on it
because when they show
the Kurt Russell driving
and they, you see the fucking car on the road and he's hauling ass.
Yeah.
Other than also they have the, um, the, the guys filming whatever they're driving or
hauling ass right next to them.
And they got the cameras built inside of the cars.
Anyway, the girls are hauling ass down this dirt road and they're saying,
please don't end, don't dead end, don't dead end.
And they're all saying it, uh, when they come down and then fucking just at the, right when that road
ends to meets up with the
highway again. They fucking
just plow into Stumpman
Mike. Other than their car should have flipped
too, but they're the heroes
hero hero heroines.
His car fucking just
flips and rolls
and it's done now.
He's screaming and crying
and
his saying his arm's broken
and they just pull him out and
commence to
whooping that ass.
and obviously they have fighting skills
although Zoe and Kim I'm sure they do
but I'm not believing Rosario
No, not with that final kick
No
I like the spin kick that Zoe Bell does to him
With perfect form
And I love how it ends
After they fucking just beat the shit out of them
And Zoe does a roundhouse
And kicks him down
like the old old school movies
it freezes
yeah
and they're jumping up and down
cheering and the end
comes across the screen
Rosario does finish him off though
yeah she
there's like a heel kick
like a big high
kick up and brings the full force
of her heel
and just crushes
his face
got stumped man
Mike's face in
and then while
that's happening
April March's song
uh
chick habit comes on
I love this song
I remember when the first time I saw this
when it came on
I was like oh yeah
it's just some old school film
or a song that
Quentin likes to throw in all his films
while the credits are rolling
they're showing
uh I just
outtakes of the film
but
that's it for death proof as well as
planet terror
I keep on calling it planet fear
but Brian I may ask you this
what do you rate planet terror
planet terror I would give it
a nice solid eight and a half
I loved everything about it
there's just a couple things that I wish they would have
maybe touched up more like how we talked about
how I don't know, maybe it wouldn't have worked that way, but I would have wanted to know more about
L. Ray.
Yeah.
Because it just kind of seemed like everybody in the film knew.
About us.
Yeah.
And then I, what the hell is with the, with the testicles?
I don't know.
I mean, there was a lot.
I mean, it wouldn't know back in those days when they made crazy-ass films.
There was always something stupid.
Was that part of the antidote or something?
Or?
I don't know.
Maybe just like.
balls in his face or something i don't know what's
i will give it uh i loved it at uh more uh out of uh these two films um i just praised
everything about it uh music uh the way he filmed it the the gore and blood effects and uh
it didn't take much uh there wasn't much uh there wasn't
much dead time
I mean I mean
downtime it just
jumps right into it
so
again I loved it
more than death proof
I'm gonna I'm giving it a 10
I mean that that movie was
fucking awesome
I loved it I think
out of these two
Matt can watch both of them
over and over no matter what
but I think
Planet Terror for me
is the better film
but
what do you give
death proof
death proof
death proof might be
nine and a half, ten on my book.
I'm like I said before, I'm a Quentin Tarantino fan.
I love the dialogue.
I loved all that action was just real stunts, real cars.
And every time I see her, I appreciate Sidney Portier's daughter, even more every time I see this film.
I'm going to give it just a nine.
I mean, I loved it.
Nine for the whole film as a film.
but if I'm going to rate the the the the car scenes mainly the the the end chasing
I'm I'll give that a 10 because that was fucking just amazing
like Brian said no CGI nothing that was all stunt driving all real cars
crashing into each other and going hauling ass down the road I just thought that
was amazing I mean I would like to know I
don't remember if there was making
of it on the single
the single one
let me see where is it
do I have it
I probably have to search for it on my library
but I mean it was
that was fucking awesome man I loved it
and again I love
Quinn Tarantino's his dialogue
that he gives all his actors
I mean because he obviously really sits there
and thinks about it so I mean I think that's
really cool he always goes
old school and sometimes there's a lot of stuff
that's being said in his films
nobody gets unless you watch
all this old stuff
because he said it a million times he just grew up
watching TV and movies
so you can really tell
when he films his movies I would love
to sit down and just have a conversation
with him and talk about all his shit
because I know I'd be able to sit there all night
and listen to him. Yeah
but yeah
again Planet Terror
I'm gonna lean more towards that one because
mainly because of the blood and gore and everything.
But, man, they're both
amazing films.
And I love it when it's
one solid film with the trailers.
Because Planet Terror,
if you just have that single disc
of just that single
movie, it is longer
because the stuff they cut out, they
put back in. It does
have the machete trailer in the beginning
of that. But when
you get death proof,
it's just a movie. You don't
even get the three trailers in between the films.
The only way you can get that is when you buy the whole grind house movie as one.
That's when you get all three trailers in the middle.
So, but yeah, this movie's amazing.
I loved it.
And those cars.
Yeah, man, that was deathproof and our planet terror and thunderbolt,
a.k.a. death proof.
All right.
You know what part of the show this is?
Tell them what you got coming.
If you're already listening to East Society's 31 Days of Horror,
what day is it right now?
The 10th, I believe?
Yeah, well, right now when we're recording this,
it's late or early October 10th.
So we got 10 episodes out right now.
just go to East Society on Apple Podcasts or Skaternest Podcast Network and all those are on there.
10 episodes so far.
Still got 21 more to go.
I think we're going to record a regular episode sometime this weekend.
I just got to touch faces with the Zisu first and figure out if we are because I've been busy.
Brian's been right along right with me as well as Mike.
And shout out to Jade.
she helped me out on the last one
when we talked about a short film
on YouTube called The Tall Man.
That was actually pretty creepy.
If you guys haven't seen that, check out The Tall Man.
It's only six minutes long, so you can get
through it pretty quick.
But yeah, mainly just working on
31 days of horror stuff for this month.
Horror returns.
By the time you hear this, we will be
working on our next episode,
which will have a friend of the show, Matt
Wood back, and we are
are going to review the witch and the endless.
And let's see,
next episode of Action Returns.
We're going to keep it,
same as this one,
a little bit more horror-centric action movie,
and we're going to do Blade 1 and 2.
And if timing works out,
we might have a guest.
Cool, definitely.
We'll also talk a little bit about three
at the TV.
show.
But, uh, well, just
briefly touch those, but we'll
mainly go into the first two.
I haven't seen those in a while.
I got a triple age with his
stupid fucking teeth.
You didn't like,
uh, Ryan Reynolds?
I don't even remember. I like, I like
Deadpool in it before he was
Deadpool, essentially.
What was it? Hannibal King.
I don't remember. Is this one with Jessica
Beale in that one, too? Yeah.
All right.
You know, all of a sudden, she was Whistler's daughter.
Whistler had, he had a whole other family you didn't know about.
I was like, shut out.
Well, I don't know, man.
Especially in his days and the all or nothing free love.
I'm sure you got kids all over the place.
But yeah, we got that coming and might as well run out the rest of the schedule for October.
We are going to do John Carpenter's vampires and also John Carpenter's ghost from Mars.
and then
last episode for October
we are going to do
End of Days
with Arnold Schwarzenegger
and Constantine
with John Wick himself,
Keanu
I just watched the end of days
but I can definitely
watch it again
Constantine, I haven't seen that
in a while
I know I have it somewhere
I'll have to dig it up
Cool, all right
now I know what to do
All right any last words
No everyone
Just be safe out there
It's still there and
Watching the news
Phase 2 or
Wave 2 was coming
Because we're still in wave 1 with this virus
So don't everyone think that it's
It's safe to run out and party and everything
They've got to be safe out there
Even if you believe it or not
Yeah that's my rule
For you guys
Just be safe out there
Because we want you guys
Come back next week and hear more of us
Blab about this and that
Until then everyone stay safe
You rocked
Yep, and I will second that.
So until the actual returns, be safe, everybody.
