The Horror Returns - The Action Returns - Ep. #15: Grindhouse - Planet Terror & Death Proof (2007)

Episode Date: October 12, 2020

This week Brian and Nez tackle Rodriguez and Tarantino's 2007 GRINDHOUSE. Robert Rodriguez is up first the his sci-fi/horror film PLANET TERROR. Then Quentin Tarantino hits the pedal to the metal with... DEATH PROOF.   Join The Action Returns Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/841619946357776

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Starting point is 00:00:00 You want some barbecue? Best in Texas. Oh, no thanks. What's matter? You don't eat meat? Oh, I eat meat. They also eat lots of shit. See this? What's that?
Starting point is 00:00:15 Shit eating grin. Got to be a comedian. What do you think of the leg? Oh, that's funny. You want the story? I'll spin it for you quick. From directors Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez. Comes an outrageous double feature with unpredictable villains. Do I friend you?
Starting point is 00:00:36 It's in my scar. Check on. Unstopperable heroes. Made you something. I'm passionate tonight. Back to another episode of the Action Returns. This is episode 15. I'm your host, Brian.
Starting point is 00:01:21 And of course, with me as always is Nez. What's up, man? Yo, what's going on up there? It's all good down here for now. yeah I'd say it'd be it's I don't know I don't know people are starting to not care about what's going on and cases arising
Starting point is 00:01:41 and all I know is I'm keeping them myself yeah staying away from everybody but uh how's everything going with you oh good family's good uh fires are still going here in California uh I just drove pass one in Nevada
Starting point is 00:02:02 almost to the border of California. It looks like either someone threw a cigarette out or maybe something sparked and that's all it took. So I had to take an alternate route where I got to actually
Starting point is 00:02:18 see where all the flames and all the firefighters and everybody in place out there. But it did look like a small brush fire, but then it just took over the hillside. side. I don't know how much
Starting point is 00:02:32 of it is now. Luckily, I left early, or I would have been stuck there because the highway was closed. One of my friends reached out, and I said, no, I'm home now. I'm just missed it all. Well, that's good. So I hope they get
Starting point is 00:02:48 it out because as soon as it made it over that hill, there's a gas station right there. So, hopefully they stopped it before then. Other than that, same more, same more. Still trucking along with the East Society's 31 days of horror. If you guys are listening to that, you already heard everything up to this point.
Starting point is 00:03:10 So, but it's been fun. We still got more and more for the rest of this month. Nice. Did you finally check out Clash of Champions? I didn't see the main event. I think I had like maybe one or two more. Was the main event, McIntyre and, um, uh ordn again
Starting point is 00:03:33 was it uh no i think it was uh roman and oh that's right no that was yeah yeah i didn't see that one yet all right i am really like it this heel turn for roman uh i i'm still with it i mean i've been with him from the beginning so i should have did this a long time ago well he was they were trying to push him to beat the face and nobody was buying it but everyone did
Starting point is 00:04:01 feel sorry for him when he announced that he had leukemia because that was kind of tough for a minute but when he came back everybody was hyped but now everyone's back to hating him again yeah I like it I'm with it and I like how he's doing
Starting point is 00:04:21 this whole he's not doing it's my yard now he's doing it it's my island and I'm the tribal chief and it's working for me i mean i want him to have like like his cousins and stuff like a new new stable or something but i don't know how that's going to work with him going against them all the time so yeah they just need to team them all up man i think him the usos uh nia jacks and uh tamina i think him the usos uh nia jacks and uh tamina i think
Starting point is 00:04:59 they can just run through everyone but I don't know we'll see where it goes you know you never know what Vince is talking about but yeah uh hell in the cells next right yeah yeah yeah when is that when I didn't see the date let me pull it up here did you watch uh takeover no not yet I'm hearing that's uh way better show I believe it
Starting point is 00:05:28 NXT is amazing. I mean, they got so much talent. I've said this before on whoever the show I was talking about wrestling. They kick ass in NXT, but then once they bring them up to Ross back down, whatever, because the draft is going on right now, they don't do anything with them. And it just, it sucks, but I don't know. Yeah, that Finn Baller, Kyle O'Reilly match, they went for it in that one. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:00 Did they take Finn Baller back just to hype up NXC? Because I don't think they needed him, but it's cool. Yeah, I think they were just trying to give him something to do. I mean, I don't know. Like, I wish what's his name would go back because all he does is like lose every week, a ricochet. Yeah, they don't know what they got, man. But I don't know.
Starting point is 00:06:30 We'll see. But Ria Ripley, man. I want her to come up, but then I have a feeling they're going to do nothing with her. But I like what she's doing now. I like the darker hair. I'm not a blonde guy. I'm not a picky man, but I liked her better when her hair was darker. Yeah, I don't like the white outfits either.
Starting point is 00:06:51 Yeah. Especially what's his name? He's been wearing the white, Damian Priest. Yeah Just stay in black If you're gonna be the heel I don't know It's not up to us
Starting point is 00:07:05 Yeah Hell in the cell October 25th Oh okay So that's in a couple weeks Because I was watching Smackdown Before we started this And I was like shit
Starting point is 00:07:16 That's coming up I was like I hope it ain't this weekend Because I Still need to finish The last few matches Clatch of Champions Yeah
Starting point is 00:07:24 And what else I don't know when it is this month, but they're doing, they're bringing back the WCW Halloween Havoc, but they're doing it for NXT. Ah, that'll work. Well, which one was it when they did in the house or in my house or whatever? NXT. Yeah, see, that one was cool.
Starting point is 00:07:42 I mean, I liked what was going on there, but, okay, cool, whatever. Yeah, got my girl, Shotsie Blackheart's hosting Halloween Havoc. All right. We'll see. I think the last thing I was watching on Smackdown tonight was, uh, my girl the boss came out. I mean, gosh, did she get injured again? No, I came in here.
Starting point is 00:08:07 She was going up against Bailey. I mean, we see that match all the time, no matter what. Sometimes they're friends, then they get mad, then they fight each other. And I'm like, come on. I don't know what they're doing anymore. I just try to watch it, enjoy it. I mean, it was good that wrestling never stopped. It kept on going.
Starting point is 00:08:31 But I don't know. We'll see what's next for everyone. I mean, with this draft going on. Tonight was the first night of the draft, and then I believe it carries over to Raw on Monday. So we'll see what's happening. And before we start on these reviews, one more question. I know you heard the news of Regal shutting their doors.
Starting point is 00:08:57 at least for the rest of the year. Oh, I thought it was for good. There's no regals in my area, but I thought that was it. From what I understand, they're not fully closed forever, but he said the CEO or the president or whoever a regal.
Starting point is 00:09:17 Basically, he said, because they asked him, are you guys going to open for Wonder Woman? Because Wonder Woman still hasn't changed its date. And he said, yeah, if there was a consistent schedule after Wonder Woman. So, as they said, we're just not going to open our doors for just one movie. Yeah, it's kind of not worth it.
Starting point is 00:09:40 I mean, even all these movies that have been out, the ones they're putting in, they're not making any money. Yeah, I heard tenets going to lose money. It's lost hell of money. I mean, for what they paid. but I don't know because once it hits VOD
Starting point is 00:10:04 I mean that's it and it's not going to go make any money from there with all the other other means out there but I don't know we'll see I think I haven't been to the movie theater yet
Starting point is 00:10:21 I'm still I might go this weekend And I want to go in my local little town, our cases aren't that bad. But, I mean, it's not saying that it's not here in town. I'm glad it just didn't go crazy like it did in the prison where it was really out of control because it would have been like the first movie we're talking about. It would have went like that. But yeah, as far as movie theaters, what we have in, the Reno Sparks area in Nevada.
Starting point is 00:10:56 We have Cinemark, three Cinemark theaters and two Galaxy theaters. Cinema arc staying open. Oh, yeah. From what they're saying, there's this new safe cinema thing going on, which is cool.
Starting point is 00:11:11 I mean, I like what they're doing, but I just hope they don't, they're not just saying it. Yeah, well, we do this and we do that, and then you get these employees that, no, we just cleaned it. I ain't cleaning it again. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:24 But I don't know. I hope they cracked the whip on them to just really keep it safe for everyone. But all of you that do work in movie theaters and you're back at work, I mean, thank you. I don't know if people think you guys enough or at all, but I always thank everyone when I'm there, from concessions to tickets to guys just pushing a broom or a vacuum around. I mean, I always talk to those guys. I mean, that is a tough job. People may not think so. but try going to clean up a movie theater after a big movie,
Starting point is 00:11:57 especially a kid film when it's just full of kids and there's crap all over the floor, spill drinks, everything. But I watch you guys, man. I see you guys doing what you're doing. And thank you so much for what you do. All right. Let's start with the first movie.
Starting point is 00:12:15 We are doing the Grindhouse Double Feature. So, of course, we're going to start with Planet Terror. this came out in 2007. It's directed by Robert Rodriguez. Synopsis goes after an experimental bio-weapon is released, turning thousands into zombie-like creatures. It's up to a rag-tag group of survivors
Starting point is 00:12:37 to stop the infected and those behind its release. And this stars quite a few people. Let's see. Where's my careful? It's Rose McGowan. Ready, Rodriguez. Thanos himself, Josh Brolin,
Starting point is 00:12:55 Marley Shelton, Jeff Fahey, Michael Bean, Bruce Willis, Electra and Elise Avalian, which would be the crazy babysitter twins.
Starting point is 00:13:08 Yep. Stacey Ferguson, Tom Savini, Quentin Tarantino, Michael Parks, and a whole bunch of other people. Let's see, this was also,
Starting point is 00:13:21 written by Robert Rodriguez. Music by Robert Rodriguez. Cinematography. Robert Rudd edited. He did everything himself. What did you think of Planet Terror? Because I have not seen... This is probably out of the double feature,
Starting point is 00:13:38 the one I've seen the least. Well, before we get into Planet Terror, we got to talk about the Machete trailer that was right before it. Ah, yes. Because when I first saw this, I went to the panel at Comic-Con. I guess it was 2007.
Starting point is 00:13:56 When exactly did this come out? This came out. 2007. April 6. All right. Well, I guess it was the Comic-Con before the year before or whatever. But anyway. Anyway, so I went to it.
Starting point is 00:14:14 All I saw was Quentin Tancena and Robert Rodriguez. I didn't know what Grindhouse. I knew what the Grindhouse films are. I didn't know what they were doing here. I didn't know it was going to be a double feature. And I was like, oh, my God, they showed us a little bit of planetary and a little bit of deathproof and everything. And they were talking about these trailers. And that was all over the place.
Starting point is 00:14:37 I mean, because they were saying that they had some kind of, I wouldn't say a contest, but they wanted people to submit their own trailers. But didn't use anybody. They used all their famous friends. trailers. But machete that trailer
Starting point is 00:14:57 was awesome. I thought that first trailer was actually better than the movie we got. It did have
Starting point is 00:15:04 some of the characters in the actual film but it just seemed more grittier
Starting point is 00:15:13 and more grimy and everything. I don't get me wrong. I loved the movie. I thought the movie was awesome. Second one,
Starting point is 00:15:18 yeah. But, the trailer man I was like juice and not the first thing I was like oh man this better be a movie and then we had it later on but I just thought that trailer
Starting point is 00:15:30 was so badass and I mean my favorite line is they just fucked with the wrong Mexican I was like oh yeah that got me juiced you know why the trailer was better than the movie the trailer the trailer didn't have Michelle Rodriguez
Starting point is 00:15:44 ah the that was a plus for me like touching hands with an angel that was for the machete film not the not planet terror but I did meet Robert Rodriguez and Rose McGowan
Starting point is 00:16:03 it was after this film they were hyping up Red Sonia which never happened and they signed my Planet Terror steel book it was a DVD stillbook but I didn't care I got past all the security right up to him
Starting point is 00:16:19 I didn't get a picture with them and I was just, I was happy they signed my thing and I got the hell out of there before they threw me out. So, but that was good enough. But planet terror. Oh, man. This film was awesome. When we, me and my brother, I went and saw this and
Starting point is 00:16:34 I left the theater like, man, that first one was hell of good. Well, when we get into death proof. But when I just like, oh my God, this is what, this is what I wanted. And I loved, it was just, complete chaos and stupidity and just
Starting point is 00:16:52 balls out blood and guts and monsters and fucking machine guns and fucking Bruce Willis is badass. Quentin Tarantino everybody in this was rough and tough. My favorite character was Jeff Fahey, J.T. I thought he was badass. Michael Bean was rough and tough. Who else is?
Starting point is 00:17:14 Freddie Rodriguez I mean, I liked what he made as L. Ray. I mean, I liked his character, but he's too little to be rough and tough. But I guess he had to be the same height as Rose McGowan. So, but, oh, man, this movie is awesome. I love it. I had of these two, I love this one the most. Did you watch them separately, or did you watch the one cut of it with the trailers in the middle?
Starting point is 00:17:45 the one cut of it I've always liked the one cut of it even though I know separately there's extended versions but I don't know I just I just like it watching that one cut because I was telling Lance when he asked me what we were gonna do next and I told him this and this by far was one of the best in-theater experiences I ever had because my theater was packed and it was nothing but Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino fans or people that just love this, you know, grind house style of film. And it was,
Starting point is 00:18:24 everybody was just into it. And like, my brother-in-law went with me and he fucking hated the whole thing. He didn't know it was two movies. And I was like, well, too late we're in here. So,
Starting point is 00:18:37 but yeah, Planet Terror, I do, spoiler, I do like death proof a little bit more. But, um, Yeah, I loved every character in it.
Starting point is 00:18:48 I just love the action, the violence, the, there's some humor in here, too. Then Josh Brolin and Marley Shelton's character, Dr. William Block and Dakota Block, like that whole interaction right there. I always love that. I love when we get to the crazy babysitter twins. Just, you know, everything about this movie was badass. and yeah, I loved it. I mean, this one, I mean, one of my friends, I told him to go see it.
Starting point is 00:19:22 He went back like twice because he just watched Planet Terror and then he had to leave for whatever reason. So he had to go back again to watch the second film. But he was like, it goes, I don't know if it was the, just the old film that they had, but it was all beat up. And I was like, that's what they intended. It was intentionally supposed to be like that. They made it like that. He was like, oh, well, that didn't bother.
Starting point is 00:19:50 I mean, he goes, that bothered me. I didn't like all these cuts and scratches in the screen. I was like, oh, I love that. I love when there was times in the movie where the, the real was missing. And it just cuts to an whole different part of the movie. I thought, I was laughing my ass off in the theater. I thought it was funny. I thought it was genius that they did it.
Starting point is 00:20:11 that yeah I mean I thought it didn't bother me at first when I noticed what they were doing I was like oh man this looks pretty sweet because it does remind me um I have any of you younger listeners or any of you that have just never been to uh old beat up grind house theater that showed these type of films I mean all those old crazy ones the Nazi women and and all that bullshit and that's how it was I mean just I mean I remember going to see a dirty lady Crazy Mary in this and just, no was it, Crazy Larry, Dirty Mary Crazy Lay,
Starting point is 00:20:45 or whatever, you guys know what I'm talking about. Anyway, but I mean, that, or even Bullet, one of those films, it was Steve McQueen, I mean, it just actual film, old films that were from the 70s and they just went through time and they were just all beat up and it had the scratches in it
Starting point is 00:21:01 and then these other crazy things. I even saw Texas Chainsaw Massacre, the first one in a Grand House Theater. And just all these old gritty looking movies where they look all shitty and there's times where it does the film does get cut because it's
Starting point is 00:21:17 so old that it's used and then um like Texas chainsaw like I remember one time me and Mike went and saw it and the the theater the very end of the film it must have been playing so much that it may be it melted and they had to just splice it together
Starting point is 00:21:32 it's like you see uh I can't remember the girl's name she and then leather face is running after her and it would not truck was about to run over the hitchhiker, it goes, then it just goes, and then the credits are rolling.
Starting point is 00:21:47 We missed the ending completely. Luckily, we saw it already, but I was like, what the hell happened? And I remember when we were leaving, the guy goes, we just, it's old. We used it and it melted one night. And I was like, oh, you don't want your money back, do you?
Starting point is 00:22:03 I said, no, I had already seen it before. But, I mean, that kind of grittiness where these theaters are just run down, people were in their partying and drinking and smoking when you weren't supposed to smoke in the theater but these people were anywhere and managed it didn't give a fuck but I mean that's what I loved about this
Starting point is 00:22:19 just the grittiness I mean that's what Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino grew up watching so they were paying homage to that type of filming so I thought it was really sweet but I think the most of just the presentation of the film I mean I loved what they did but
Starting point is 00:22:37 the I mean Robert Rodriguez we talked about Desperado and El Marriacci already I mean he just went
Starting point is 00:22:45 balls out with it with those ones with the action and everything and this one he just he did it again
Starting point is 00:22:52 but just really went for the more of the horror sci-fi of his film but just didn't hold back on the blood
Starting point is 00:23:02 and the guts and the gore and everything so I mean I'm all about that when it comes to these type of films because that that's what I want. I love that.
Starting point is 00:23:12 It doesn't bother me because I know it's all fake. And it was just amazing. I mean, fucking they had a guy. What's his name from Loss? Neveen Andrews. He had a fucking pickle jar full of guys' balls that he cut off. And I like that.
Starting point is 00:23:26 Which went nowhere in the story. I thought they was going to play into something. Yeah. I mean, it didn't. I think it was just more presentation. It didn't. He didn't do anything.
Starting point is 00:23:38 The scene where he falls face first into the, you know, when they're spelled out everywhere, and he's just like, but then when he's running away later, like, he's just picking them up with his hands and shoving him in his pockets. And I'm just like, these testicles, man, they got to play into something and they just never did. I thought he's going to throw him or eat them or something. I don't know. But, I mean, everything in this was just off the wall and crazy because it just, it just jumps right into it other than the big huge montage in the beginning with rose McGowan cherry darling dancing on stage I mean that was cool but that theme song
Starting point is 00:24:18 that Rodriguez wrote and that I mean what made that song to me was the saxophone that oh man then when the guitar kicks in I was like ah I was all on board I had no idea what was coming but I mean seemed Rose McGowan stripping, which she didn't even strip at all. I mean, just go-go dancing is what she called herself. That was cool. I didn't mind it, but, I mean, it was the beginning of the story because once she leaves and then it just dives right into it.
Starting point is 00:24:53 So, I mean, I loved everything about it. I mean, it was just so amazing. She was going to be a stand-up comedian. That part, too. and she was sitting in that at JT's and when he offered her some barbecue and then she goes, I'm going to be a stand-up comedian.
Starting point is 00:25:12 He goes, oh, how's the leg? That sure is funny. This one, I mean, there was parts in it that kind of grossed me out. I think we're jumping all over everyone. When they were in the hospital, when Josh Brolin was talking to his, the other day.
Starting point is 00:25:33 doctor and he was like hey man you ever see this and I don't even know what was on that computer screen but it looked like somebody's walls and dick was infected I didn't know what I was looking at it looked just like a big bloody swollen mess I was like what the
Starting point is 00:25:49 fuck is he looking at? I love the reaction of the patient that was sitting there because every time something would flash on the screen he would just be like oh oh gosh yeah Nicky Cat I like him every time he pops up into something but even his thing I mean because after I mean after the cherry darling scene we get those those soldiers
Starting point is 00:26:15 what's his nuts John not Josh Rowland um Bruce Willis Lieutenant Maldon yeah when he meets up with Navine Andrews is it Abby Abby yeah when he meets up with him when they were supposed to be dealing making a deal for what was the the gas or whatever they called? I couldn't remember what I called it. DC2.
Starting point is 00:26:40 Yeah, I mean, they were just doing that. But okay, I just skip my mind. He made it. Abby made that, right? I think so, because it was supposed to be a biological weapon. They called a code name Project Terror.
Starting point is 00:26:58 So that was just going to be just a weapon to you. but then did something break open and get on those soldiers? The Maldun's soldiers? I think they got experimented on because there was a scene later when basically Bruce Willis's character Muldoon is talking about how they, how him and his team are the ones that took out bin Laden and what they got for a reward or something was a face full of a DC2
Starting point is 00:27:29 so I think they was experimented on or something. Oh, so, but then, did they, I mean, I don't know if they did or not, but how did they realize that they had to use that to not be, become hideous, oily bubble monsters or whatever? They never said. It's kind of supposed to just go with it. I did like that, how they had those little canisters on their belt, and they wore, like, gas masks to constantly breathe it.
Starting point is 00:27:59 Um, so they were making a deal with, with Abby to just get more so they can keep their human form. Yeah. All right. I mean, that was cool. And that's when, uh, we see Abby, uh, making a deal, uh, with another guy. Uh, I assume some other terrorist dudes. And, um, uh, that goes kind of sour. And, uh, Abby's, has his boys, uh, cut that guy's balls off.
Starting point is 00:28:29 I wouldn't want to be the guy that was doing the cutting. I mean, because it didn't look like anyone was wearing gloves. Because you just see him screaming and he just, the guy throws him over his shoulder. I was like, oh, my God. That fucking just blew me away.
Starting point is 00:28:45 I was like, okay, we're going that way with this film. It was neat. And we're introduced to, um, Lieutenant Maldon, Bruce Willis.
Starting point is 00:28:54 And, uh, were they just going to kill Abby and take it? That I'm a little confused. Almost like he had a deal to get them to DC2. So I don't know if they were going to kill him, but I know that they wanted all of it. And I think what he had there was definitely not all of it.
Starting point is 00:29:20 No, because he just had those, they look like those Ghostbuster backpacks. Yeah. They just had some of those up top, but then they told him that there was more. down in the lower levels of whatever army base they were on. Because once that got out, how did it spread? Because it seemed like all those, they killed all of the Abbey's dudes
Starting point is 00:29:52 and they killed all the guys that he was first doing that deal with. Did one of those monsters get out? Because other than all the soldiers that were exposed to or they all went right to it to keep their human form. But I was kind of confused on how did one of those guys turn into a monster and get out? It's hard to say because they show a shot of it going up into the air and then they cut back to the soldiers walking into it. But then right before all that happens, I guess a couple people that were there making the deal, they get sprayed with it. and their skin completely just melts off. So DC2 is very confusing.
Starting point is 00:30:38 All right. Well, I just assume somebody got infected and it got out. So that's how it all started or how it got out into the crowd. So I'm trying to see if I can see a part on it. Um, because once they, oh, okay, I see. Um, one of the dudes, uh, did get whoever, whoever the army guys, one of them got out, uh, or got infected. And one of the guys that got sprayed that didn't need that gas. And when, um, Abby was escaping, he jumped in a Humvee and one of the, uh, zombie monsters or whatever jumped on top of the Humvee and he rode out of,
Starting point is 00:31:27 of the army base. So that's how, okay, that's how it got out. So, um, because then, uh, okay, right after that, uh, what's her name? Cherry Darling after she leaves her, her job from dancing,
Starting point is 00:31:44 um, we get, uh, we're introduced to, uh, Fergie. What's her character's name in this? Uh, it was.
Starting point is 00:31:55 Tammy. Yeah. You know, we get introduced to her, and God, damn, Spurgy's fine. I'm sorry, but... Because when she's going to... At this point, we don't know, but she's supposed to be meeting up with Thanos's wife, because they're going to rub grubbies. I'm about to do the scissor lock.
Starting point is 00:32:19 Sorry if I'm grossing or not offending anyone, but that's what I was told. It was called. But anyway, she goes by JT's and her car is all messed up. Kind of nothing really to do with the story. But after she gets going, her car does break down. And that's when some of the infected monsters kill her and just chew her up on the side of the road. But before all that, I think that's when Cherry walks up and goes up to the JT's little
Starting point is 00:32:58 the bone shack That's what we called His little His little So we We get introduced To L. Ray
Starting point is 00:33:06 That's right Because he shows up And then We find out that There was something Between Ray and Cherry Darling
Starting point is 00:33:15 So they Obviously there were a couple At one point So That's about as much As you know About them In the story
Starting point is 00:33:23 This far And then we Go to the Hospital And this is were all hell broke loose because the infected were out there biting people and infecting them
Starting point is 00:33:32 because this is when what's his nuts shows up to it Nikki Katz character Joe he comes to the hospital and he goes to see Thanos. We're going to call him Thanos everyone. You know we're talking about Josh Brolin.
Starting point is 00:33:46 And shout out to the guys that did the special effects on this because Nikki Katz got a bite on his arm and man, it just looked rugged and infected. and oh, all right. Now, I'm watching it on TV too as well. They just showed
Starting point is 00:34:02 whatever that guy was looking at, and I don't I don't know what it is. All I can see is swollen something. Now this picture of somebody looks like he's got that skin disease on his ass. Really quick. What was the point of
Starting point is 00:34:19 the Danos chewing on the always checking his temperature? He said, said it it it's something about stress or something because later on
Starting point is 00:34:32 when he bites down hard on it and breaks it I guess that's beyond his stress point or something I don't know he said it was for
Starting point is 00:34:40 to check his level of stress well he's still checking out Joe and then Joe sticks his tongue out and oh this
Starting point is 00:34:51 this part is fucking gross I mean I was going I was because Joe's tongue because he got bit by and infected it's already going through his body
Starting point is 00:35:01 and I don't know those big old pus swollen things on his tongue and the doctor squeezes it and shoots out the goo onto his glasses and then this is when we're introduced to
Starting point is 00:35:17 Thanos's wife the hell was her name Dr Dakota Block yeah when they introduced to her and she comes in with her her little syringes to knock him out so they can figure out what to do
Starting point is 00:35:33 because they don't know what's going on. And while this is going on, his arm is just getting worse and worse with infection and people are all starting to pour into the hospital with the same things, either being bit or scratched or whatever. But that's what's going on there.
Starting point is 00:35:50 We go back to, this is when Fergie gets it. She's out on the highway. and trying to just get a ride, but the infected zombies are these zombies or what are they? It says zombies on here, and I know they eat her, because later when they show her, which wasn't more good practical effects right there, they scooped her brain out. Yeah. Because when they moved her head, there was a big hole or it's gone.
Starting point is 00:36:23 So, yeah, they chew her up. okay what's going on here oh people are just driving by these zombies that are chewing up um furgy on the street uh we go back to the hospital because uh well before we go to the hospital uh ray gives a cherry darling a ride uh to wherever she's going but then uh he's telling her a story about yeah if you ever see dears don't don't swerve don't break just step on the gas hit it. So when he's talking about that, she's looking at him and then something runs across the road
Starting point is 00:37:01 and then he swerves and they flip. They flip the truck. As they're laying there on top, she goes, I thought you said not to fucking swerve. So, but then they realize there's something's out there and he knows it's not a deer so he reaches
Starting point is 00:37:19 in the back and pulls out. I don't know my guns. It looked like an AR to me. Some kind of hype. powered rifle and he's looking around in a scope and the dudes no no no before he grabs his guns uh the some infected
Starting point is 00:37:35 zombies or whatever come running in and they pull uh uh cherry darling out and then that's when he goes chasing him and looking through the woods and then he comes up on him as they're eating uh they tore off uh cherry uh darlin's leg
Starting point is 00:37:50 is that what happened yeah they were the one that took her leg Okay, because I always thought it had something to do because when she fell earlier, when she was walking down the road and she got that glass stuck in her leg? No. Okay. They ate her leg off. And then he shot him and some of them ran off. So that's when he packed her up and took her to the hospital.
Starting point is 00:38:13 And then when we're at the hospital, he's just trying to figure out what's going on. But then Michael Bean, Tom Savini, and what's his name? the original El Madiachi, Carlos Scolardo, I believe. He's one of the deputies. I did not know that until I'm looking at the IMDB thing. So, okay, he does look like him. His hair is a different style. But I think Michael Bean and Tom Zavini are just badass in this film.
Starting point is 00:38:44 Michael Bean is just the rough and tough sheriff that don't take no shit from no one. What was his name in this? Michael Bean was sheriff Haig. Okay. No, that's later on when Michael Park comes in. But did they ever explain who El Ray was? Because they made it seem like he was this big badass. It seemed like everybody knew.
Starting point is 00:39:20 of El Ray. And I guess we were supposed to just kind of run with it because they showed his tattoo and all this stuff. And nobody ever, like, gave a background on him. It's just like if you knew, if you heard of L. Ray, then you knew what he was capable of. Yeah, because there's that one team when they finally give him guns. And all he's doing is twirling him around.
Starting point is 00:39:45 And they go, you are L. Ray. Well, who the hell is L. Ray? this little Mexican guy he's not that tall everyone I've seen him before so I'm like okay cool right on Rose McGowan she's not very tall either
Starting point is 00:40:01 so but this I mean the whole hospital scene again people are just coming in left and right the halls are just full of people that got bit I assume because yeah that whole scene with the with the sheriffs they don't really know
Starting point is 00:40:19 they're not really going into play or anything but they do accuse Ray of what did they accuse him of because he just said he got in a wreck and brought his friend here yeah I don't know I kind of felt like they were giving him the same not not for the same thing
Starting point is 00:40:42 but the same kind of treatment of Rambo in the first first blood like they just didn't like him or something yeah because they just roll up on him yeah and they just you need to come with us and then they're like nah he's got to fill out this paperwork
Starting point is 00:40:58 and the Michael Bean's like he just fill that shit out later now we gotta take him so oh um whatever he had done uh be arrested for I think that's when they question him because uh
Starting point is 00:41:13 they go where'd you get the rifle from I mean you know you're not supposed to have that because when all the shit goes down he keeps going somebody give me a gun and then the show sheriff was like, I'm not giving you no guns. But because once the, the shit got going, I mean, there was side stories with the two doctors, Thanos and his wife, because she was about to, like we said earlier, she's about to go get
Starting point is 00:41:37 her hump on with Fergie because they were texting each other, planning. I'll come pick you up, you and your son up, and we'll get the hell out of here. So that's what, that was their small thing. But then when they bring in Fergie's body into the hospital, that's when they show Danos' wife. And yeah, this effect right here just looks awesome. I mean, because they flip her over and her skull is gone. Or her back of her skull is busted open and her brain is gone.
Starting point is 00:42:12 So it's just a ruthless scene. Or even the scene with Cherry Darling when they show her. when they're bringing her in. Obviously, she had something over on those green socks or whatever, so they just digitally did it. Or maybe her leg was just sticking in the bottom of
Starting point is 00:42:32 whatever table she was laying on. But the Fergie effect, I mean, obviously they took a mold of her face because it looks just like her. Yeah, it does. And then when they flip her over, and that's when it's empty.
Starting point is 00:42:49 And I don't I don't know how that, all that blood and gut smells, but I'm sure this hospital stunk because everybody came in. Everybody was all rugged in this. But after that scene with the doctors, this is when he does find out that she was going to go do something. Because this was pretty ruthless right here. After he confronts her and goes, I know what you guys were going to do.
Starting point is 00:43:16 I knew you guys were seeing each other. I can't remember what the doctors are that come in and give you the the shots and everything because she had three of them in her and I'm probably going to say it wrong but anesthesiologist sounds right to me okay because she's got like one to take this thing away or take the edge off or whatever this one's going to
Starting point is 00:43:42 make you feel better and then this last one's going to knock you out and he pulls those little her little syringes out and starts stabbing it with her and her hands are going numb and she can't do anything and then she she kind of just passes out because he's got he's already got her phone he's he's already got her busted um so that that was kind of that scene with them and then we see cherry darling she kind of comes to and then we see that she her and ray she or no ray's not there yet but she doesn't have a lake because she comes to when he's moves the thing. The sheriff took Ray back to the sheriff station to just question him some more. And then
Starting point is 00:44:26 Thompson Vini comes in and he got bit by somebody, but one of them bit his finger off. And then so at this point, like they still don't know what's going on, but then they go outside and see all these zombie guys getting ready
Starting point is 00:44:42 to kind of attack them. So, but this whole scene man was badass because the shit went down hard and these guys just the sheriff guys just got all their guns and everything and they were just just shooting anything they didn't recognize yeah um tom savini was badass during this moment because he gets his ring back yes of course he has to put it on a different finger because he's missing his ring finger and when he's like shooting he's like punching at the same time like he does like an uppercut as he hits
Starting point is 00:45:16 the trigger. Yeah. I mean, the effects during all this, man. I mean, there's just zombies coming from every direction and they're shooting and when the bullers hitting, like, just gobs of blood and guts are
Starting point is 00:45:33 squirting all over the place, man, I was, this, I was just, oh my God, I just couldn't believe. I was probably like the one that was most hyped in the theater because I love the blood guts in these shoot-em-up films like this.
Starting point is 00:45:49 Yeah, okay, there's a scene with Tom Savini uppercutting that guy and shooting, pulling the trigger at the same time. More sheriffs show up, more zombies, more blood, more guts. It's just all
Starting point is 00:46:03 out war in front of the sheriff's station. And the effects, man, they really went for it, not with just the gore and everything, but with the explosions and the guns and everything. I just thought it was fucking awesome.
Starting point is 00:46:20 Because after this battle, they go to the hospital and then the battle continues because Ray has to go in there to try to get a cherry darling. But he does end up getting there. But before all that,
Starting point is 00:46:36 kind of after the shootout at the sheriff's station, Michael Bean's character was going to pick up one of the bodies and Ray was telling him, Don't touch it. You know, they're infected. Because at this point, nobody really knows what's happening and why.
Starting point is 00:46:52 So, yeah, they're back at the hospital. Everything's just all going to hell. But this, I think, out of everything in this, the part that just made me cringe the most, what's her name? The Thanos's wife, Dakota, she ends up waking up. And she was like in a cleaning closet or something. But she jumps out of this window. And she goes to her car.
Starting point is 00:47:20 Her hands are still numb, and she can't, they're, like, useless. She can't grip or anything. But she's trying to open the door to her car. She sticks her hand in it and is trying to open, but then she's got high heels on. And her ankles kind of roll. And when she falls, her hand, it looks gross. Either she can just stretch, bend her hand like that,
Starting point is 00:47:42 or I don't know, maybe it's fake, but you can hear it. just snap. Like she broke her wrist. That was the only part that made me go, ah! I mean, see,
Starting point is 00:47:53 again, I can handle the blood and guts because I know it's fake. But this, this was fake too, but it just, it wasn't gross. It was just like that.
Starting point is 00:48:02 It just looked nasty, the way her wrist was. And she snapped with it snapped. Her dad was a sheriff too, right? Yeah, Earl McGraw. Or was he like, text, ranger or something um i know he he he i think he shows up in other movies as the same character but i think
Starting point is 00:48:23 he's uh i want to say texas ranger okay so i mean before they go to that house i mean ray goes back in there that's when he's gonna gonna get cherry and it's fucking like hell on earth in in the in the hospital i mean the rooms are on fire people are running everywhere there's blood and guts all over the wall uh he finds cherry and then this is when he's just trying to get her out of there. But she's like, I can't walk, so I don't know how good this works, but he just breaks that stick off or like a table leg or a chair leg. I'm like, did he like jam it all the way into her skin so it stayed?
Starting point is 00:49:05 Because he just shoves it on her, and all right, let's go. I like her. She was like, but I was going to be a stand-up comedian. but yeah it it doesn't work like that you can't just jam a table leg onto because they they get out of there but they had to fight their way out of there I loved when he rolled into there when he was just kind of ducking and dodging the the zombies and he killed a couple of them with it oh he had two butterfly knives because nobody would give him a gun that's how when he ran in there and he's doing flip
Starting point is 00:49:47 and running up the walls. And he got his little rubber gloves on. Yeah. So I was kind of like, all right, whatever. But they finally get out of the hospital. And then we go to the doctor's houses. And this is when we get the, what are they called? The crazy babysitter twins?
Starting point is 00:50:07 Yeah. Those two there. I don't remember their names, but they show up. And the mom shows up and she's going to get it. Just wants to get her. son, but then these chicks start screaming at them because she showed up late.
Starting point is 00:50:25 But she just ends up kicking them out, and then she gets her son, and they're going to get the hell out of there. What did you think of Tony, which is played by, I believe, is Robert Rodriguez his son?
Starting point is 00:50:41 I mean, it was, he did what he had to do, but from what I understand, the scene that they, they, that comes up in a minute. I guess it was easy. He probably didn't have to pay him or anything. Here, just say these couple lines and do this.
Starting point is 00:51:00 But, ah, fuck. I'm not the one for spiders. I hate spiders. But that little kid, Rebel or whatever's name, and he's holding it. Look, it's hairy. I'm like, oh, hell no. Yeah, and it doesn't work that way.
Starting point is 00:51:15 You can't put all the scorpion and a, tarantula and a turtle. You can't put all that into one. I don't know, but those things just stayed behind. I wouldn't even have that shit. I don't have a turtle, but spiders, scorpions. I don't know. That shit's got to stay outside.
Starting point is 00:51:32 I ain't the one. If you guys love spiders and all that, cool. That's you. No, I can't do it. That's why I can never be on like Fear Factor or all those. Because if they bring out spiders, I'm going to say, sorry, man, we lost. Because I'm not the
Starting point is 00:51:48 would. But then she ends up leaving and then but then they go to back to the sheriffs and everybody. Cherry and El Ray and Michael Bean and Savini they all meet up and they all go to back to JT's and then when they get there they're like well what's going on? He goes well there's something wrong because JT always comes out and greets everybody.
Starting point is 00:52:13 So they're just kind of looking around. They're not really sure what's going on but when go in there, they find J.T. on the floor. This part was funny. I liked it, because once they get inside, they look at it. There's a dog in there eating something. And then they see J.T. laying there on the floor. And it looks like his guts are hanging out because he's all bloody and everything.
Starting point is 00:52:36 But then J.T. kind of comes to and sits up. And they're like, whoa. And then what's on his stomach, excuse me, that looks like intestines is sausage. the sausage links because the dog is licking him and then once he sits up and he goes anyone wants some barbecue
Starting point is 00:52:56 and then Ray he just grabs it and starts to eat that scene was weird because he says after he killed them zombies I must have just passed out right here on the floor I was like what have you ever you've been
Starting point is 00:53:12 dogs have you been in Texas yeah you did but did you guys go at barbecue or anything? Oh, yeah. Definitely went to have some barbecue. Oh, I mean, I've had barbecue my whole life in the Bay, but Texas, oh my God, it's just so good. And everything's bigger in Texas, especially with the barbecue. They ain't missing around. You got to go to good barbecue. Don't just go to anyone. You got to ask your locals if you guys ever go to Texas. But anyway, so they kind of are going to hold up at JT's at the Bone Shack. We go back to to the doctor, her and her son end up going to her father's house.
Starting point is 00:53:50 This scene was kind of ruthless though right here. The doctor tells her son, is that, look, she gives him a gun, a handgun, and tells him, like, look, if anyone comes, that's not me, shoot him. So he's like, all right, and he goes, well, what about daddy? She goes, well, especially if it's daddy. I don't know, it looks like a little Saturday Night special, snub-nose type of gun. I'm not too sure. But
Starting point is 00:54:16 this part was tough, man, because once she leaves and walks away and you hear you see a flash in the car, then she runs back over and her son shot himself in the face. From what I understand, that
Starting point is 00:54:35 little kid didn't know this, that part was going to happen. I think they just filmed his scene right there and then got him off the set before they they went further because Robert Aurega said, I just didn't want him to see that or know that. He probably knows
Starting point is 00:54:51 now because the kid's probably much older, but he goes, yeah, he goes, he didn't know none of that was in the theater. Plus, he said he goes, I didn't let him watch the film, only the parts that he was in that he showed him, but that was tough, man. That was something
Starting point is 00:55:07 unexpected. I mean, especially, I mean, I don't like when they kill kids and movies. I think out of everything that happens in this film, this is the only one that kind of rubbed me the wrong way. It was kind of like, was it necessary? I understand you're just trying to up the violence, but I think they could have did without
Starting point is 00:55:32 that scene. Yeah, I agree with you. I don't know what that scene added to the movie. No, I mean, because it was just more sad, if any. thing because when after she goes to get her son sees that he's dead they don't they kind of show
Starting point is 00:55:51 it really fast but not really the zombies start coming and then she just reaches into the car and grabs her son and she's just holding him like his lifeless body and then she starts pounding on the door and it turns out it's her dad's house
Starting point is 00:56:06 um what was this guy's name Earl McGraw all right Michael Parks did you see Tusk? Yeah, I did. I just watched it again. I think I liked it better the second.
Starting point is 00:56:21 The first time I was kind of like, what the fuck is going on in this movie? But I did like him. I think my favorite role that he had done was in Kevin Smith's Red State when he was at that preacher, cult leader or whatever. Oh, man, I thought he was amazing in that film.
Starting point is 00:56:37 He passed away, right? I want to say, yeah. Yeah, Michael. Parks passed away in 2017. All right. For some reason I thought it was last year. 77. He did a lot of good movies.
Starting point is 00:56:56 So, but yeah, rest in peace. Anyway, so they go to her dad's house. Earlier in the film, they show her dad, he's like just feeding his wife because she just looks, I don't know, something happened to her. But how did she, when he's feeding her food, she looks normal or she looks fine but then when he kind of
Starting point is 00:57:16 turns away and turns back around she's a monster how did it get to her okay I'm I tried to I was thinking the same thing on the rewatch how did she change so I'm thinking maybe they went okay how the
Starting point is 00:57:32 the DC2 went into the air and maybe it's like kind of like walking dead style how you don't have to get bit if you just die, you come back? I don't know. Well, she must have just died. Because he was feeding her soup or something, and then...
Starting point is 00:57:52 Yeah, you look away for like one second. It turned around. She was a zombie, all already bubbling in her face. But then I assume he killed her because when a doctor shows up with her son, there's blood and blood on the wall. And he's holding an axe. So I assume he chopped her up or whatever. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:58:15 But they end up going in the house. We go back to T.Js and they're just kind of gearing up for war, I guess. And this is when Michael Bean and him keep having the same conversation. Who are you? And who really is El Ray and that type of shit? So while everyone's running around, this was the scene that I liked. this is when J.T. comes in and trying to give a cherry darling some
Starting point is 00:58:45 some barbecue because oh it's the best in Texas and she's like, nah, I don't want it and he goes he goes, well, what's wrong? You don't eat meat? And she goes, no, I eat it. And this is when she tells him, yeah, I'm going to be a stand-up comedian or whatever. And then he looks at her and smiles. Does this part when she smiles at him and he wants to know yeah? She does that little smile at him and then she goes,
Starting point is 00:59:09 what's that and he goes my shitty eating grin yeah that's what she goes what do you think about the leg goes that sure is funny that oh he was um cyborg man or lawnmore man right yeah that movie i did that i don't read that much everyone uh those you listen to east society already know i don't read that often but i did read that lawnmore man story which i thought was awesome. But then the movie came out and I don't know what they were trying to do there.
Starting point is 00:59:47 But the L. Ray comes in and he's sitting there talking and the next thing you know, he's knocking it out. And we find out that he was going to she was supposed to propose to her, but it never happened. All right, this part
Starting point is 01:00:03 bugged me. After the whole little sex scene, we don't really see much. The film melts. When I first saw this, I thought it melted for real. Because this was it, before everything went to digital, it was still film that you stuck on a projector. And then it started melting.
Starting point is 01:00:24 I was like, oh, fuck. Which was good, because I didn't know that was coming. I thought that was cool. And then this thing comes across, it says missing real. So I was like, oh, okay. I see what they're trying to do here. but the reason that this part pissed me off
Starting point is 01:00:40 is when the movie comes back on JT's bone shack is in a blaze and I was like what happened I don't know I guess we'd have to ask Robert Rodriguez if you guys ever meet him
Starting point is 01:00:55 because the place is on fire zombies are all over the place they're dragging in Michael Bean the sheriff and I he said somebody shot him
Starting point is 01:01:08 because he's holding his neck and there's blood everywhere and the place is still on fire and they don't know what they're doing but they have JT did show them did he show him the car or was it just the motorcycle?
Starting point is 01:01:25 Motorcycle first and then someone said well this can't hold everybody and then he showed him the car all right so yeah so everyone they're still trying to to figure it out.
Starting point is 01:01:37 Uh, Dr. Block and her dad and her son that she's holding around. They, they ended up showing up at the bone shack. The, uh, the crazy babysitter twins are there. And,
Starting point is 01:01:48 uh, the one dude from the, the owner of the, the strip joint and a few of the strippers. I don't know how they got there, but all right. It's like, hell old people just showed up.
Starting point is 01:02:00 That's all, that's why I was mad. I was like, what the fuck happened? How did all these people? show up. But this is when they find out, oh, you are El Ray when he
Starting point is 01:02:12 finally gets guns. I don't know the point of that. But they're just trying right now, they're just trying to get the hell out of there. So they all run outside and fucking the living dead zombies, whatever the hell they are. They're just all start unloading
Starting point is 01:02:28 on them and just blood galore everywhere. I love when they do this in films when they're shooting things and blood gets on the camera. Yeah. Sometimes it's an accident, but this looked like it was all on purpose. Is this where El Ray gets his little, the little mini motorcycle? Yeah. Because the thing was stupid, though. I mean, the place is ablaze.
Starting point is 01:02:51 I mean, it don't look like it wouldn't be safe to go back in. Because when they all run outside and they start shooting up and there's too many of them coming. Because like a shit ton start to show up. And then it's like, everyone go back inside. And then the place is still on fire. other than that room would be full of smoke but it's a movie so they end up
Starting point is 01:03:11 JT gives him his convertible I don't know what kind of car it is but it's nice did JT get hurt yet? I don't think so No he gets hurt later All right because
Starting point is 01:03:26 they're trying to get the truck Ray's kill dozer I think that's what he called it but Cherry goes running out there because everyone else is too scared. Here she is peg-legging around like a pirate. And El Ray is just picking off all these zombies that are close to her.
Starting point is 01:03:46 Because his big thing is, I never miss. So, and that comes in the play later, everyone, which I thought was cool. Because he's just shooting everything up. But the stuntmen in this scene were awesome because there's guys on fire running around after he blows up a gas pump Cherry just comes punching it up the hill and then comes crashing in
Starting point is 01:04:11 and then everyone that they all load up they get in the convertible get on the motorcycle some get in the truck and then they all go hauling ass out of out of the place I kind of killed a lot of people because when they're outside
Starting point is 01:04:26 that's when they go back to the doctor's car and he's like well I need something to ride and then that's what she goes I got this pocket bike, her son's pocket bike that was in the trunk. Have you ever ridden one of those? Yeah. Those are hard, especially those little things, especially
Starting point is 01:04:43 when you're a big guy like me. I'm not like big and buff, I'm just big and fat, but sitting on that thing. I just remember it was fucking, I remember getting cramps because my leg's sticking out on here, but El Ray's a little short guy. So, everyone
Starting point is 01:04:59 goes hauling ass down the road. He's doing wheelies on one wheelie. but all right cool so everyone's loaded up they're jetting down the street they come to a bridge and then this is when they meet up with there's other than there's the zombies that are everywhere I did love this scene
Starting point is 01:05:17 how they're just picking them off and then the killdozer is just slamming into them because it's got one of those big metal brush guards on front and it's just mowing down everything not even run over dog or dog what was that a JT's dog Yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:34 Yeah, because I jumped out the car. I was like, oh, man. But when they're hitting these zombies, man, they're just like blowing apart. They're just blood everywhere. They get to this bridge and there's just like fucking army of them on there. They end up stopping and that's when Bruce Willis and the gang show up and just mow everyone down.
Starting point is 01:05:56 So were they just, why did they take everyone hostage? it's because later you see they also got a what's that guy's name Abby the doctor he reveals that the people that are survivors
Starting point is 01:06:12 are immune to DC2 and with the people that are immune there might be like an antidote or something all right because they locked them all up once they got them all
Starting point is 01:06:27 Quinn Tarantino shows up he's always got to a creepy sex fiend in this. Yeah, he's listed as rapist number one. Yeah, so I know the other guy, because I've seen the other guy in films, but I don't know his name,
Starting point is 01:06:42 another big soldier-looking dude. Because they take Cherry and the doctor, and we're going to go get their rape on somewhere. This was pretty ruthless, too. But then
Starting point is 01:06:57 they were trying to escape, El Ray and all those in the gang This is when J.T. get shot. Him and J.T. and Michael Bean's character are brothers. There was kind of a little running joke a little bit in the film, mainly talking about
Starting point is 01:07:14 the recipe for J.T.'s sauce. But he's, oh, that kind of stuff, man, you don't ask. Or a Texas person takes it to the grave or whatever. Because they're both laying there dying. then Quentin Tarantino he shows up and
Starting point is 01:07:33 Starts talking all shit saying he's gonna get his dick wet and all that and that's when He goes into and he's getting ready to get his rape on Next we go we go to down into the basement with Abby and Ray and this is when they Meet up with Bruce Willis's character Maldoon Maldoon oh yeah this is when he tells him the story of what
Starting point is 01:07:59 he was the one that shot bin Laden and then that's when they told him about the what was it DC 10 or is that what you said? DC2 DC2 so we find out that they need that
Starting point is 01:08:15 but then they go back to Quentin Tarantino and the other guy about to get the rape on that was ruthless because he was getting a rape and
Starting point is 01:08:32 the cherry comes in and her uses her peg leg and stabs uh quentin tarentino in the eye all this time he is faces bubbling up and
Starting point is 01:08:46 and everything because he needs that that gas uh while all this too he's got that piece of wood jammed in his in his eye and then he's getting ready to rape
Starting point is 01:08:59 he pulls his pants down and everyone's looking and something gooey is dripping I don't know is his dick just like falling off I guess I don't know
Starting point is 01:09:17 I don't know if this is balls or it's just dick is just stretch it's like melting because it's bloody goo and it's just slow it's like kind of reminds me of like a hot a hot marshal
Starting point is 01:09:30 mellow that just heats up it just drips because it's all gooey so he's getting ready to get his rape on with his with his little is gooiness but then the doctor her hands come back into play that all the the numbing stuff must have went away because she pulls out her little thing her little shots and shoot to make quentin tarantino all while he's transforming into this big gooey monster but abby and ray bust in they kill a ball all of them rescue Cherry and the doctor and this is when Ray brings I made something for you baby and sticks that machine gun with the rocket launcher for her leg again I don't know my guns so I could tell you what kind of gun it is it says here it's a modified
Starting point is 01:10:21 M4 carbon assault rifle with an M203 grenade launcher all right that I still to this day don't understand how she's shooting it yeah or much less how it's sticking on
Starting point is 01:10:40 I did like this scene though because when Quentin starts transforming into whatever the hell he is I mean it's neat because he's just gooey
Starting point is 01:10:53 and kind of reminds me of the thing yeah because he falls down he kind of like his face is all gooey melting kind of looks like Pizza the Hut from Spaceballs
Starting point is 01:11:07 Oh yeah And then he leans forward And I don't know what it is It comes out of his mouth Another part of the mott This that's why it reminds me of the thing John Carpenter is the thing Because when it comes out
Starting point is 01:11:20 And then all these tentacles or whatever Just go all over the floor I'm like what the fuck I don't know what's happening I mean He's got a piece of wood shoved in one eye, and then the doctor shot one of those other syringes. And, yeah, some kind of big sack or whatever came out of his mouth.
Starting point is 01:11:38 And that's what all the fucking, I don't know, whatever there was. It looks like a big octopus. It comes out. But then Cherry goes up and shoots one of the rocket launchers at Quentin Tarantino and the balls and kills him. And then she goes into the other room. And like Brian said, I don't know how she's making this thing. fire.
Starting point is 01:12:00 She balances on one leg and then starts blasting all those dudes in the in that room. We go back to everybody, Abby and the gang, everyone's got guns now and they're all just trying to get the hell out of here.
Starting point is 01:12:16 They get up to the top and that's just a big huge shootout. Cherry is just letting all the zombies and the soldiers have it with her machine gun leg. I did like to see when she was laying on the ground and then just like spins in a circle
Starting point is 01:12:32 and just starts shooting everybody. I mean, but that's what's awesome about this from. It's just totally unbelievable off the wall non-stop action. So that's what you get when you get a machine
Starting point is 01:12:48 gun for a lake. Really quick. I think it was the next Comic-Con after this film had come out. They had I guess was it Dimension
Starting point is 01:13:02 who put this out or yeah dimension okay Dimension had a booth and they had a
Starting point is 01:13:09 young girl that kind of looked like uh Rose McGowan and she didn't have a leg I mean for real
Starting point is 01:13:16 she did she had a she was an amputee or whatever you call that and she had a machine gun lake
Starting point is 01:13:22 I was like because that was the big thing for some reason that year everyone was blown away because I'm
Starting point is 01:13:29 I remember I think it was Thursday. She wasn't out there Wednesday night for preview night. But Thursday, once I got into the big exhibit hall, everyone was talking about, did you see that one lady with the machine gun leg from Planet Terror? And I was like, wait, what?
Starting point is 01:13:45 And then when I finally found it, I was like, whoa, if I find a picture, and I know I took pictures over, I'd have to look for it, everyone. And then I'll throw it on the action returns page. But, hey, man, she was working, and she was doing what she had to do.
Starting point is 01:13:59 All she was doing was. standing there with a stripper pull with her machine gun leg but this whole scene at the end was awesome it sucked that Abby got killed I liked him I loved him in loss
Starting point is 01:14:13 I thought that was a good show but he gets his head blown off their CGI didn't look the greatest right here I think they should have just went with the practical route but well I guess it was practical never mind I take it back I thought
Starting point is 01:14:30 I'm thinking of something. I just watched Don of the Dead. Those headshots were looked a little CGI. But anyway, so everyone, everything's blowing up. Monsters are everywhere. They're trying to steal some helicopters to get out of here. J.T. and the sheriff are still down below, which is basically just dying, waiting to die. But I did love this scene because J.T. kind of just folded to the R.A.
Starting point is 01:14:55 He started telling his brother his recipe for his sauce. But the sheriff ended up dying. And J.T. had a little detonator because they had all these bombs down there. So he was getting ready to die. His brother died. He was dying. So he just, fuck it. blew up.
Starting point is 01:15:16 That was where all the gas was that they had, right? Yeah, it was underground. All right. So they blew all that up. We go back up to the top. They're trying to get to the helicopters, but there's soldiers and monsters everywhere. Um, Sherry,
Starting point is 01:15:34 does she, like, shoot a missile out of her leg? Is that how she gets to fly up? Yeah, she blows up one of the, she shoots the grenade launcher, which launches her in the air.
Starting point is 01:15:47 It looks stupid, but then it still looks awesome because she shoots another one while she's in the air. So I thought that looked pretty awesome. And then she lands down. Oh, this is when she does the, the spin and kills everyone.
Starting point is 01:16:01 one. Everyone's loading up onto the helicopters. The doctor, the female doctor, she goes, Thanos's wife, she goes run into another helicopter. She gets in there. I don't know how Thanos got in there, but he was in there. I had a problem with this scene.
Starting point is 01:16:19 Everyone that's getting infected and bit are like changing instantly into these monsters. Why? I'm sure this was hours later. And his face is all deformed. but he's not all crazy like everyone else. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:16:35 We didn't write this film. He's about to kill his wife, but then her dad comes in and pumps in a few slugs into him, so he's dead. Everyone gets into helicopters. Luckily, the guy that owned the strip club was a helicopter pilot
Starting point is 01:16:54 because he jumps right in the seat and he knows what he's doing. I did love this scene. I thought this was awesome, because once the helicopter takes off and all those zon, Zombies, soldier monsters are coming at him. He tilts the helicopter and the blade takes them all out, Donald the Dead style. So it's just decapitating all those fools.
Starting point is 01:17:16 Oh, Rega, he got shot. Yeah, and he's dying. Yeah, so he's laying there dying and just all bloody and cherries trying to talk to him. She's going, it's all right, all right, we'll get out of it. Because later he, earlier he told him, look, this is what we're going to do once we get out of here. we're going to need to make ourselves to the sea and put our backs to the sea and have some kind of fortress so they can at least see whatever's coming after them come. But he's dying basically and then he touches her stomach. And he goes, yeah, you guys be all right.
Starting point is 01:17:50 And she's like, what? And then he goes, I never miss. So yeah, she likes it raw. And he left one in there. But this was kind of sad, though. I did feel. she's just trying to come for him but then he ends up dying
Starting point is 01:18:07 and then she starts crying but the part after I didn't I thought was a little stupid but then again this whole movie was the helicopter's flying above they drop down a rope she grabs it with one arm and then just lets her take her up into the air
Starting point is 01:18:25 I was kind of like no but this whole movie wasn't no I like When Rodriguez does his His little green screen stuff Not so much in those
Starting point is 01:18:41 Spy Kids move Because they went a little overboard In this But They go flying off into the night Rays dead The whole army base is destroyed Pretty much
Starting point is 01:18:50 But the Monsters are still roaming around Because they make it down To Mexico Her and a whole bunch of other people Probably just more people they found along the way they end up staying, end up
Starting point is 01:19:03 holding up in a fortress of the big Aztec pyramids that are down there. So, but okay, there's a scene right here. When they're walking along the lake or riverbank, there's a city behind them and it's
Starting point is 01:19:19 just demolished. Was there a nuclear war or something? This movie, I guess, turned into like a post-apocalyptic MAPX World or something. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:19:35 Apparently this infection just spread throughout everywhere. Yeah, so they end up going down to their place and they're staying there. But you got to give you one last jump scare because some crazy zombie chums out of nowhere.
Starting point is 01:19:53 She shoots it, and then that's it. Then she kind of does a little dialogue. saying that this is what you wanted. You'll be proud of us. We miss you. We love you and all that. And then that's the end of that
Starting point is 01:20:07 film. Have you ever seen this post-credit scene? It says Tony is sitting on the beach at the Survivors Base playing with his turtle, scorpion, and tarantula. No.
Starting point is 01:20:24 I didn't. I think there was one. Never seen this before. what wasn't in this I mean I don't know if it was in the unrated one I don't know I never that's the first time ever heard of it
Starting point is 01:20:39 how the hell is he alive I don't know I mean his face got blown off unless he's a ghost I don't know that's weird this one was pretty sweet man I mean I loved it
Starting point is 01:20:54 out of for what it was because the movie ends depending on which version you're watching. If it's the single version and then the credits start rolling, or there's one that's the one, the theatrical one, it jumps right
Starting point is 01:21:09 into the trailers. Was there two or three? Three. Well, depending on which version you get, there's four, because that hobo with a shotgun got put in there. I don't know. I've never
Starting point is 01:21:25 seen that version. Yeah. But the one I, when I seen in the theater, you get three before the next movie. You get the first one, which I didn't know. He said he was going to make it, but then I don't know what happened. But out of these first three, out of these middle three trailers, man, the werewolf women of the SS, the one directed by Rob Zombie. Yeah. This looks amazing.
Starting point is 01:21:49 But if they do make it, Tom Tolls, he passed. So he won't be in it. I'm sure you can just get someone else. but he's got all his regulars. Of course, Sherry Moon. She's got to be in it. Sybil Dannings in it. Udo Cure.
Starting point is 01:22:08 Tom Tolls. Bill Mosley. I love Bill Mosley anytime. Whatever movie he pops up in. And he even got Nicholas Cage, Mr. Not Pay My Taxes. Oh, Manchu. I mean, I'm sure he's just a friend of Rob Zombies.
Starting point is 01:22:29 It was kind of a shocker in this trailer. I don't know what the hell's going on it. They're just a bunch of little scenes, but they're obviously making, well, Bill Mosley is a scientist,
Starting point is 01:22:44 and he's experimenting on chicks and turning them into werewolves or something. So I don't know. But I did like whoever the werewolf was with a machine gun in his Nazi outfit. But, all right. Yeah, then we get
Starting point is 01:23:00 Nicholas Cage's Fulmanchu. All right. If he makes it, I'll watch it. Yeah, as far as the Fulman Chu has said, well, you know, I got a whole bunch of Nazi uniforms, but then I got this Chinese set too. We'll just put them together.
Starting point is 01:23:21 Well, was he supposed to be a Nazi first and then didn't want to do it? I don't know. this trailer was all over the place. I just remember seeing it and then like you said, like when Nick Cage just pops up and it says Nicholas Cage as foo Manchu
Starting point is 01:23:39 and he's just being Nick Cage laughing maniacally. I was just like, I want to see this. So do I. If he does make it, of course we'll see it. But I don't know. I think after Tom Toll's die, I wasn't too sure.
Starting point is 01:23:55 If he was going to, but I don't know. The one right after that trailer, we get a little commercial for a Mexican restaurant, Coona Brothers or whatever. What I love about that, it's got nothing really to do. But when, for those of you that did go to the drive-in theaters, they showed the advertisements for little local restaurants like that. So, I mean, it just took me right back to being a little kid sitting in the driving in the parents' car. watching that because they showed whatever restaurant was in the area and it was just pictures of food
Starting point is 01:24:33 and that's all it was with that little trailer so I thought that was really sweet some of you younger listeners have no idea probably what I'm talking about but you older ones that did go to the drive in a lot I'm sure wherever you're at on whatever part of the world you're at or country or I mean here
Starting point is 01:24:49 what's ever state you in I mean that's what we had the commercials weren't very much there was one commercial that scared the shit out of me Have you ever heard of Winchester Mystery House? Yes. There was one. I've only been to a one.
Starting point is 01:25:05 Well, I actually went through the tour once, and it was pretty creepy. But they showed one at the drive-in. I was hoping someone would have had it and put it on YouTube, but I can never find it. When I was at the mystery house, I was asking them if they, if I was asking the older people. There's a bunch of young people there. if they remembered that commercial and they're like, nah, I don't know what you're talking about. But the story of that,
Starting point is 01:25:34 if you guys saw that movie, Winchester, it was slow and boring, but yeah, that was that lady. They were showing the stairs that go up into the ceiling and doors that go nowhere and shit like that. In the, in the little commercial,
Starting point is 01:25:51 every time, they do mention the story of her hearing these voices saying, to just keep building. But they showed this scary-looking old woman's face. And every time they showed her face, she'd go, keep building. And that scared the hell out of me. My whole life.
Starting point is 01:26:09 Every time I saw that billboard when we drive around, I'd get scared. I never went there when I was a kid because I just, I refused to go there. My kids found out about that place, so we took them down there. Actually, last year. Oh, no, no, no, a couple years ago because everybody went. I didn't go in and my youngest was too scared. the last last year last October we went there and we did the tour and actually recorded my Winchester episode for one of our 31 days of horror from sitting in the
Starting point is 01:26:41 courtyard of the Winchester Mystery House you guys ever get a chance to go that down there it's in San Jose California it's weird though I mean I remember when I was a kid I remember passing it there wasn't much around the house but now there's all kinds of stuff built around. It's just a big mansion dropped in the center of a city, downtown San Jose type of place, but it's pretty cool if you guys have like going there or
Starting point is 01:27:05 you ever want to check it out. The next trailer was Don't, but that was Edgar, right. Yeah. Was there any, was he ever going to turn this into a full? There was
Starting point is 01:27:22 talks about it. There was talks about, I know, this and then the next little trailer we're going to talk about but yeah there was talks this is another one I wouldn't mind watching because it was
Starting point is 01:27:35 it was fucking ridiculous and then I liked basically like the usual people that you see in Edgar Wright movies popped up like Simon Pegg Nick Frost I don't know what Nick Frost was some old
Starting point is 01:27:48 guy downstairs he was a big baby he was a big baby yeah that part scared me I don't know the lady that's in this, but I've seen her in a ton of movies, the blonde lady.
Starting point is 01:28:03 Oh, yeah. And the other dude that's hang that gets hung. He's been in a ton of movies as well. And even what's his name? Malfoy's dad. Jason Isaac? Yeah, he's even in it. I don't know what the hell's happening in this trailer.
Starting point is 01:28:22 There's just a lot of scary shit. And just, well, I said you don't go in the house. if you don't go in the basement or don't open that door and all kinds of shit that's another thing I liked about these trailers because going to the drive-in or sitting in the little old groundhouse stairs they showed you crazy as shit like this
Starting point is 01:28:43 stuff you never even heard of and you can still find a lot of it either on VHS and they do put them on DVD but you just just search grindhouse films and there'll be a whole list of just shit you never heard of I've seen a lot, but I'm sure there's billions more that I didn't see. The next one, Thanksgiving, directed by Eli Roth. He is a true horror guy.
Starting point is 01:29:09 I just loved not everything he's done, but when he goes for it with his gore. And this Thanksgiving, I know he was talking about making it, but I don't know if he started or if he started or if he's, wrote the script. I mean, because even these little trailers, man, I'm sure it took a lot because he did tons of extras in this. Not like Rob Zombies where it looked like
Starting point is 01:29:36 it was all just shot in a film studio and the don't was whatever house that was in. But this one, he's got thousands of extra, not thousands, but a bunch of extras because there's a Thanksgiving parade.
Starting point is 01:29:52 Thanks, Thanksgiving Day parade. So what was there, well, we don't, we don't know. Why I want to know why this killer was killing everyone. That got me. He was dressed up like a pilgrim, like cutting people. And it has one of my favorite scenes out of this whole grind house film is, because you get Michael Bean in here. And I like the scene where the guy that's with him, he's like, he touches the blood on the ground and he tastes it.
Starting point is 01:30:23 And he was like, it's what I thought. It's blood. and then Michael Bean just looks away and he's like, you son of a bitch. I'm just like, what the hell is going on? And then you got the chick on the trampoline who comes down in the splits on top of the knife.
Starting point is 01:30:41 Oh. Of course, it's just effects, but damn. Just thinking like if that did happen to you or someone, oh, fuck. That part got me.
Starting point is 01:30:56 It's still cringy to watch. Even got Eli Roth and his hairy legs in this. He's about to get a blowjay from his girlfriend. But then while she's doing it, she reaches up to touch his head and it's gone. The next scene, you got Jay Hernandez making out with his girl. And then you just see him all of a sudden his body just drops and because his head got decapitated. He was a guy in hostile, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:31:28 All right. So, but the crazy scene was the, to me, was the body that was like the, dressed up like the turkey at the end on the table. And then the fucking very last shot of this is the killer, like fucking the, the, the turkey with the head on it or whatever it was. Yeah. I was like, what is happening? I know that. That makes me want to see it.
Starting point is 01:31:57 Like, what? And you got two little kids, like, sitting at the table, like, looking at him. And I'm like, what the fuck am I want? This is, like, because I said earlier, my brother-in-law didn't get any of this. And he just, as soon as that popped up, he looked at me. And he was like, the fuck are we watching? Oh, man, that's awesome. I love just these little trailers.
Starting point is 01:32:20 If they never make them in the movies, cool. They're obviously, they already made machete into two films. but I loved it. I just, I couldn't believe it. I was sitting in my seat. Yeah, that was awesome.
Starting point is 01:32:33 But I do, I want them to make these films, but then I have a feeling you make them, they're not going to, it's not going to be, get you all hyped up. Yeah, I could see that.
Starting point is 01:32:45 Because I liked machete, but I didn't, I didn't get that feeling of how I did just watching the trailer before this film. But it would have been cool. So if we got Don't and Thanksgiving as Grindhouse 2. And during that, they had a whole set of new trailers. And that became the next whatever, Grindhouse 3, like, they just kept doing these.
Starting point is 01:33:12 Who knows? I don't know. I mean, I saw Hobo with a shotgun, the trailer before. I didn't even know they made it into a movie. Because I remember one of my friends, dude, watched this. And I was like, whoa, this is a movie. He was not fake. because it was supposed to be for one of these.
Starting point is 01:33:29 I mean, because like I said earlier, from what I heard, they were supposed to, like if Brian and I made a trailer and submitted it, they were supposed to be fan trailers, but obviously his friends jumped in on board. We'll do it. But those four trailers that we got, I thought they were awesome. The machete, don't Thanksgiving, and the SS women or whatever. You never seen the Hobo with a shotgun movie?
Starting point is 01:33:54 Oh, I've seen. I have. That movie's a hell of good. After I, where was it? Oh, it was on one of these cable channels. I remember I was getting ready to go to sleep and I went, fuck home with the shotguns. I ended up watching the whole movie.
Starting point is 01:34:09 I have it in my library. That movie's awesome. Rest in peace, Rector Howard. Yes, sir. You think of what I'm thinking? I think I'm thinking. What are you when you thinking? I'm thinking we told your ass to shut the fuck up.
Starting point is 01:34:29 Alright, the final film of this grind house, deathproof. Action, adventure thriller, that's all it was. Two separate sets of voluptuous women are stalked at different times by a scarred stuntman who uses his deathproof cars to execute his murderous plans. Written and directed by Quentin Tarantino. This stars Kurt Russell as stuntman Mike, Zoe Bell, herself, Rezario Dawson as Abernathy, Vanessa Fertello as Irene. Arlene.
Starting point is 01:35:08 Arlene. Arlene. Oh, it's an R to L. Arlene. Those were the girls from the second story. But in the first story, in the beginning of this, we got Sidney, Tamila Pointer as Jungle Julia. Portier. Portier. Is that a Sydney Portia's dot? Yeah. Okay, all right.
Starting point is 01:35:29 She was looking amazing in this movie. Rose McGowan's back. She's Pam. No, Mary Elizabeth Winston. She's Lee. She's in the next group of kids. Eli Roth is in it. Who else was in this one?
Starting point is 01:35:51 A bunch of other chicks that you didn't really know. Michael Parks is back. James Parks, is that his son? Yeah. Okay, well, all right. And Marley Shelton, she's back as well. I have questions about this. Nikki Kat is back.
Starting point is 01:36:15 The two little babysitter twins, they're back. It's just as babysitter twin, one and two. Those two are back. and some other chicks that are in this one. Deathproof. What did you think of it? My favorite one out of this, deathproof is amazing. Real fucking car stunts. That's all I got to say.
Starting point is 01:36:45 Kurt Russell, I loved, there was times he was hamming it up, but I loved it. Zoe Bell as herself had to be as herself because she is a badass woman in real life. Stunt double or stunt double for years, stunt performer. I'm glad she got to be in a feature film. Rosario Dawson, love her, everything she's in. And I'm just Quentin Tarantino fan.
Starting point is 01:37:13 You know, I mean, a lot of this is dialogue before you get to the action, but, you know, it's Quentin Tarantino dialogue, and I love it. and yeah and I do have a question too about this movie I always wondered but we'll get to that later during the
Starting point is 01:37:35 opening credits when they're showing everyone who's in this really quick something comes across the screen it says Quentin Tarantino's Thunderbolt but then it goes to a black add-in that just says death proof
Starting point is 01:37:50 so I wanted to know was he really going to call it Thunderbolt or was he just trying to do what these films do by adding stuff? I think he was just adding that for the effect
Starting point is 01:38:06 because you know how sometimes these films get around and then they have a different title because later we get a scene where a car is driving down the road and then all of a sudden the car disappears because they probably splice the film together and that little piece was And so I think it was just to add to the grind house effect.
Starting point is 01:38:28 Because the beginning of this film, we're just introduced to all these girls that are in it. Introduced to Jungle Julia's ass, which was amazing. Her, I don't even remember the butterfly, whatever her name was. or she's in it and a couple other friends. I mean, they're just showing these girls that, Jungle Julia's a local DJ. She's hooking up with her friends.
Starting point is 01:38:58 They're all supposed to go hang out in these bars and hook up with dudes. And at the end up going to one of their friends' cabin up at the lake. So, I mean, it was a lot of just talking and dialogue that it didn't really have to do much to the story. story. It was just them talking back and forth on stuff that they were doing.
Starting point is 01:39:23 So I didn't think any of that was important. But if you know Quentin Tarantino, his dialogue for his actors is his style. Yeah, because you get a whole side kind of thing with Jungle Julia
Starting point is 01:39:39 texting some dude that she's like in love with or something, which that never comes forward in any way possible. I thought it was a girl. Was it? I thought.
Starting point is 01:39:52 I don't know. I mean, again, like you said, they never went anywhere. Even better. It didn't go anywhere. But yeah, they're still in Texas. I mean, I love the product placement in this, that little commercial in between the trailers, Cooner Boys or Brothers or whatever. One of the girls in the front seats drinking soda cup, and it says that on it.
Starting point is 01:40:19 thought that was pretty sweet. So, I mean, it was just them just talking about what they were going to do and guys that were going to hook up with and they needed to score some weed. So that was pretty much it. And then they went to the first bar. These girls must be soldiers for drinking all day and still driving and all that. I'd be done. A couple of margaritas, a few beers.
Starting point is 01:40:49 tokes in the parking lot, I'm good. But these gals are soldiers because they were all drinking. And it was just liquor, liquor, liquor the whole time. And did not see anyone eat anything because drinking liquor on empty stomach. That ain't good for you, boys and girls. And they were mixing all kinds of liquor. But again, there's little side story. Jungle Julia is trying to hook up with a guy or girl.
Starting point is 01:41:18 We don't know. I'm not really sure. I don't know why I'm thinking it was a girl, but anyway. On Jungle Julia's show, she had said she's going to be with her friend, cruising around at bars. If somebody comes up to her and repeats some kind of poem,
Starting point is 01:41:34 she was going to give him a lab dance. I don't exactly remember the poem, because there's a scene where she's, Julia finally tells her friend what she's going to do. That's going to kill me. What the hell is her name? The one that she's telling her to? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:41:59 Oh. It's not Shana. No, the other chick that was only there for like a second? No, no. The Butterfly Girl. Arlene. Arlene, is that her name? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:42:14 Okay, yeah, Vanessa. Frietto? Yeah. Okay, all right, yeah, her. So again, more drinking, more hanging out, more talk that doesn't really go anywhere. But we do get, when Arlene is outside, she's having a smoke and she sees stuntman Mike. Well, we don't know stuntman Mike at this point, but it's Kurt Russell. Yeah, because she had seen the car before.
Starting point is 01:42:45 Yeah. He comes driving by. I believe that one was a Nova. I'm not sure. Again, I don't know much about cars other than how much they cost. But I want to say it was a Nova. I'm not 100%. It looked like my cousin's car, but his was green.
Starting point is 01:43:07 So she sees him drive by and then they end up at another bar. This is when, what does that show up? Eli Roth and his gang. and their plan is just to to get the girls all drunk because they have
Starting point is 01:43:27 a little plan and he goes he goes a bitch will drink anything as long as guys are buying her for him we're stepping it up we're going to Yeager shots
Starting point is 01:43:36 ah that's mean any kind of shot I'm not I'm not the alcohol guy I other than I just don't really like the taste
Starting point is 01:43:48 of hard alcohol, but no, that's I'll end up fighting someone. Yeah, that's why I don't drink that much either. I can drink beer on the beer. Plenty of stories of me back in the day. A little too drunk.
Starting point is 01:44:05 Yeah. Alcohol, hard alcohol is what does it to me. And you were correct. It is a 1970 Chevy Nova. Oh, okay. I just by looks, I get that's how my cousin's car
Starting point is 01:44:20 looked. Not as cool as Stumpman Mike's, but it was pretty sweet. So I did like to see when Eli Roth and that guy are talking and they're sitting at the bar and then you see Kurt Russell's character sitting there chowning down on
Starting point is 01:44:35 some nachos, which made me want, every time I see this part, it makes me want a big plate of nachos or whatever he called a nacho platter. I loved all the music that was in this. All these places they're going,
Starting point is 01:44:50 either if they're in the car, listening to the radio or the jukebox when they're in all these bars. I loved all these old music that Quentin just grew up with and he throws in all his movies. Of course, he's always got to be in his movie.
Starting point is 01:45:05 He's the bartender and doing more shots with these ladies. I mean, again, these laders are soldiers because they're just alcohol everywhere they go. Chartreuse. So good. The cold was it?
Starting point is 01:45:22 So good the name of color. Yeah. Anyway, so Eli Roth and his buddy are sitting there and this fucking part was funny. I was the only one that laughed in the theater because I assume all the young people in there didn't get it. Kurt Russell is sitting there eating his nachos. And Eli Roth and his buddy are sitting there talking. And then he kind of looks behind. him at
Starting point is 01:45:49 Eli Roth looks at Kurt Russell and it turns around to his buddy goes man I wonder if BJ brought the bear with him did you ever watch that show? Yeah When he said that I just made myself old For you younger listeners
Starting point is 01:46:04 There was a TV show back in the early 80s I was either late 70s early 80s It was called BJ in the Bear And it was about this guy It was a truck driver BJ McKay And his best friend Bear
Starting point is 01:46:16 Which was an orangutan and he clothes, hat, everything, and they just hauled, uh, hauled whatever they were hauling around across the country and getting in adventures. Uh, there was a spinoff show called Sheriff Lobo because Sheriff Lobo was the one I always chasing, uh, B.J.
Starting point is 01:46:30 Anyway, so that was that little reference there and I was fucking laughing. And then, this whole time, Eli and them were just trying to, uh, figure out, uh,
Starting point is 01:46:41 some kind of way to, to get up to go to the, to the boat, not boat house, the lake house. And, uh, be creepy and get girls drunk and
Starting point is 01:46:51 you guys know where it goes but for you guys don't do that don't get girls drunk and take advantage of them that's not cool because kill someone if they did that to my daughter but anyway so Kurt Russell is obviously just just following these girls because
Starting point is 01:47:10 we see him earlier following them Arlene goes outside she's puffing away on the smoke and she sees the car that she saw earlier in the day she sees this sitting in the parking lot. If you're watching the grind house one, when it's both movies and everything in one shot, there's a scene that they cut out of this one.
Starting point is 01:47:36 If you watch the single film, and it's the extended version, there was a few scenes in there that they took out during this bar scene, because there's a scene where she goes and makes out with one guy. Arlene goes and make out with one guy in the car. That was cut. And then when they're sitting outside, all smoking in weed and stuntman Mike comes out there and talks to them.
Starting point is 01:48:01 Oh, but before all that, what was Rose McGowan's name in this one? All right. She's just hanging out at the bar and she's, I don't know if it's a blonde wig or maybe they just made her hair blonde. I don't know. But she's sitting there just talking to stuntman Mike and kind of wanting to ride. And this part also made me feel old because when stuntman Mike is talking to Rose McGowan and these three other girls, and he's talking about his career as a stuntman. He stops talking about some TV show called Vegas with Robert Urick and...
Starting point is 01:48:42 Fuck, I can't remember the name of the other show. Again, for you younger listeners, those were old TV shows that I grew up with and talking to these young girls because he was looking at him and they all had these puzzled looks and he goes, you guys have no idea what I'm talking about. Or you guys have no idea what these shows are, right? And they're like, no. He's like, ah, fuck it. Again, I laughed. I was the only one that laughing at that scene. But Quentin's got a lot of dialogue in his films. So, I mean, it's just a lot of buildup. To know who these characters are. So whether all the girls are sitting outside, Kerr Russell kind of goes outside and he's looking at him. He goes up to Arlene and starts saying the poem that says, because Jungle Julie said,
Starting point is 01:49:35 whoever goes up to her, brings her a drink, says this poem, she would give him a lap dance. So he says that, but she doesn't go for it. They're trying to say that she had already done it earlier. Again, in this one, in this version with both films together, they cut the whole lap dance scene out. Watching it this time, I was like, weak. Because I'd seen this one a million times,
Starting point is 01:50:05 but I'd seen the single version. I think I've only seen this one when it's one or two movies together. I saw it twice in the theater and then other than this previous watch and I think I maybe watched it like once or twice when I bought it when it first came out but then they did me dirty and put a steel book out and I had to re-buy it again
Starting point is 01:50:28 so I think I bought this film like twice as well as the single ones so but anyway so everyone's done drinking she does a lap dance depending on which version you watch I like this chick I don't know, her lips are just
Starting point is 01:50:45 Sorry to be the pig ladies, but she got those DSLs. So anyways, the night is over. No one's drinking, no more. Everyone's going to go party up at the lakehouse. Obviously, the boys struck out because they don't go. We're out in the parking lot with stuntman Mike and Pam. And he's showing her car, his car. And I love the skull and lightning bolts that's on the hood.
Starting point is 01:51:17 It looks pretty sweet. And if I ever had a car, a muscle car, I wouldn't do, I liked his paint job. It's like a flat black. It's not glossy. I think that just looks tougher. So he's telling her, yeah, his car is deathproof. And she wants to know what it is. And, oh, back in the all or nothing days, they made cars like this.
Starting point is 01:51:41 They, for the ones that do, that roll and get crashed, they, they just fucking reinforce everything. Because when, when they go inside of his car, you can see all the roll bars and everything that are inside, which is cool, man. I mean, I would love to drive something like this. I don't know if I would crash it, but if I know I'd be safe if I didn't, if I did crash. But these cars, I mean, these cars were the ones that could just drive through brick walls. Not today. I mean, you're. any of these new cars you hit something
Starting point is 01:52:12 and it's just going to just crush like a can. So he gets in, Pam, she gets in, and he's going to take her, Jungle Julia and Arlene and the girls all take off in their car. And he's just about to leave. They're kind of pull up to the exit of the parking lot and Mike tells, all right, we're going left or right.
Starting point is 01:52:35 And she goes, I'm going right. And he goes, ah. And this is where? he tells her, he goes, well, there was a good chance, a 50-50 chance he were going this direction, but I'm going left. And then this is when he just, the music changes and everything. And then he just starts to scare her. Because he goes, if you're going to be scared, it's going to start like right now, then he punches it.
Starting point is 01:52:59 She's in the car, but on her side, there's a seat there that he just stuck a metal seat in a hole. there's no seat belts there's no nothing he is on his side of the car it's uh other than all the reinforcement stuff um that was it like a plexiglass yeah
Starting point is 01:53:19 square that he was sitting in or was it just right in the center there was a plexiglass dividing them and he basically on his side had the little roll cage yeah because he had all his seat belts in it those like race car seatbelts that come over your shoulder and everything
Starting point is 01:53:37 So he's hauling ass down the street And she he's just slamming her all over the car Because she's got no seatbelt I don't know why she's not just Holding on to the to the roll bars and everything But she's I guess then she wouldn't be hurt But she's trying to just tell him
Starting point is 01:53:55 No just let me go I won't say anything And then he just fucking Does he slam on the brakes and she hits her face? Yeah, just completely crushes her face on the dash Oh fuck Yeah, because that scene was ruthless because he just stepped on the brakes and
Starting point is 01:54:10 she slammed her face and did that kill her right there or did it just knock her out? I'm going to say it killed her because you kind of hear like a crunch. Yeah, so she's down for the count because she kind of just goes back. We go to Jungle Julie and the gang
Starting point is 01:54:33 and they're all sitting in the car. She calls up whoever at her job to play a song by Dave D Dozy something in Skitch or whatever. I don't know. The song is called Hold Tight. It's a good song. I can't remember the guy's titles.
Starting point is 01:54:52 She says it in a movie a few times, but they're all rocking out in the car. Stumpman Mike passes them. Goes who know how far, but turns around, turns off his lights. He sees them coming and then he just fucking punches it. Of course,
Starting point is 01:55:12 these were real, real stunts. Because when those cars hit, I mean, there was no CGI in this. Like stuntman Mike said, this is on the all-or-nothing days. He just goes head on with those girls. And the film kind of goes back and forth in showing the death of each of them. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 01:55:37 The driver, she basically just breaks her neck. She slams into the steering wheel. Jungle dude, Julia's got her leg hanging out the window, so she slides forward. Don't look like anyone has her seatbelt on. No. And when she slides forward, her leg gets cut off, and it goes flying down the road. So I assume she just bled to death. The two girls in the back, Arlene.
Starting point is 01:56:03 Oh, no, the little blonde one. in the back seat, she goes flying out of the windshield. Yeah, that was the weakest one. Yeah. But Arlene, well, I guess losing your leg is worse. But anyway, Arlene, she gets the Stumbman Mike's car, when it hits head on, it kind of jumps, it goes over the car. And that tire, I don't know if it was the front of the back,
Starting point is 01:56:29 just hits Arlene's face. And I'm sure those tires are spinning full speed, and her face is gone. So those are all the girls are dead stuntman Mike's car just goes flipping and flying down the highway We get to the hospital Okay, this is where I have a question What's her name? The doctor doctor block Dakota block Yeah, Thanos's wife
Starting point is 01:56:57 She's in the hospital And this is the hospital that was when all the hail broke least loose in the first film in Planet Terror So this is all in the same universe of that because also her dad and her brother are in this and they're talking to stuntman Mike. Yeah. Why was there was, do you know of any reason of why they didn't put these in order or? I don't know. That's something. I guess you got to ask them because this, this seemed like it took place before the first movie.
Starting point is 01:57:37 movie so yeah because the hospital I mean it was on fire when we last saw it and that was fucking the living dead was everywhere um plus uh did her dad die and didn't make it out he made it's the share okay I don't know where her brother was we didn't see him unless he no because we don't we never saw we didn't see him into this film yeah so I don't know but anyway it's it's in the same universe as planet terror obviously who knows how much long or how much time before but the sheriff is talking to his deputy which is his son and this is this is his daughter dr. block and they're asking him how stuntman mike is and he'll he'll be all right but she just gets all mad and ends up leaving
Starting point is 01:58:25 uh the sheriff is telling a story uh or telling him what he thinks because uh his uh his son the deputy is like well what do you think happening. Well, I'm going to tell you what I think. He goes, that guy just murdered them. Because he said that he, obviously this is what the sheriff is thinking and how he put
Starting point is 01:58:49 his doing his police work. He said that he followed them. He picked them, all the girls that he killed. He purposely didn't have any alcohol in his body because when he's sitting in the bar, he was just drinking like sparkling water and he was eating his nachos.
Starting point is 01:59:05 And these girls were just fucking little small petite women just full of alcohol and probably no food because they said yeah because they said the bodies are i assume when they're doing all the tests on uh they said they were just i'm sure they smelled like alcohol as well so and so that was he was like yeah he just he just flat out murdered him uh and then his son was like why he goes i don't know maybe this is how he gets his rocks off so so that there was nothing nothing became of of stuntman Mike, no charges or nothing, because the sheriff just said,
Starting point is 01:59:43 this is what I think. Yeah. So. And it just cuts to 14 months later. Okay. So we're 14 months later, we get a whole new crew of gals, which I think all four of them are hot.
Starting point is 02:00:01 Zoe Bell, Rosario, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, and, God damn. What's her name? Tracy Tom's. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:00:11 What's her name in this? Kim. Kim, that's right. Again, more talk that's got nothing really to do with the movie, but these girls are all filmmakers. One of them is an actress. Kim, the black girl, the driver, and Rosario Dawson. No, Kim is a stunt driver, stunt woman. Zoe Bell's a stuntwoman, but she's not working with them.
Starting point is 02:00:41 And what was Rosario's job? I think she was like hair and makeup or wardrobe or something like that. All right. So they just picked up Zoe from the airport. And while they were there coming in the parking lot of the airport, you see stuntman Mike taking pictures of them from a distance. And this car was tougher than the Nova. This one was a challenger.
Starting point is 02:01:10 I don't know what year it is. But again, I mean, I've said this before talking about old cars. I'm all about muscle cars. And if I just fell into tons of money tomorrow, this that would be the car that I would buy. Fucking souped up everything flat black. And I would never drive it. I'd be too scared.
Starting point is 02:01:29 I'd be too scared to either someone's going to jack it or some haters are going to key it or crash into me. But God damn, does it sound tough? Especially when they're hauling ass at the end. Yeah. Mobbing down the road. It sounds so mean and rough and tough.
Starting point is 02:01:45 But all the dialogue during all the girl scenes is they're just talking about what they were doing on the job, who they're hooking up with. Did we get a Quentin Tarantino little trope here of some feet? Because didn't Kurt Russell try to touch Rosario Dawson's feet? Yeah. They were hanging out the window. Yeah, they stopped at a store. But in this version, that part's cut. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 02:02:12 Because on the single film version, it turns into a black and white scene. And what's her name? Lee, Mary Elizabeth Winston, she's in the front singing. Zaria Dawson's kind of passed out in the back because she's still a little hungover and drunk from the night before. And her feet are hanging out. And Kim goes in to go. by whatever. I think that was, no, that happened before they went and picked up Zoe.
Starting point is 02:02:42 Yeah. Because it was just the three of them. And stuntman Mike pulls up and he's watching them. And then he, was he going to like lick her foot or something? I don't know. Tarantino and his feet thing. Yeah, because he had her feet. That's the first thing you see when the film starts.
Starting point is 02:02:59 as her feet are sitting on the dashboard of the car riding down the road. But all right. To each is on as long as they're clean, but I'm not putting them on my mouth around anything. But anyway,
Starting point is 02:03:15 so that scene is cut from this version because we go straight from the airport after picking up Zoe to a restaurant. And then they're talking about more stuff dealing with they're filming everything about guys
Starting point is 02:03:31 they're hooking up with but the this there's also the scene right here this is one of the key parts of the story when Zoe's from New Zealand
Starting point is 02:03:41 she came to America to hang out with her friends but what she wanted to do is she wanted to drive a 19 what 70 1970 Dodge Challenger
Starting point is 02:03:56 Dodge Challenger Dodge Challenger which she considered a classic and she tells them this is what I want to do there's a guy in this town wherever they're at in Texas I believe it was Austin
Starting point is 02:04:08 but I don't quote me and she wanted to just drive it that was one of her dreams to drive a car like that because it's the exact not the same car from a film but there was a film called Vanishing Point If you guys don't know what that is
Starting point is 02:04:26 do definitely check that out That fucking film is badass, some of them in the 70s, I believe. And it's just fucking fast cars and all that in that film. So that's what Zoe. Zoe and Kim are fascinated with all those films, with all those type of films and cars and everything because they're gearheads. But I love this scene right here because when Kim finally finds out, she's like, oh, Kowalski from a Vanishing Point.
Starting point is 02:04:52 And they're like, yeah. And then she goes, and then they're like, Rosario was like, what's vanishing point? And then they start to tell him about these car films. She goes like, I think it was like, Dirty Mary Crazy Larry,
Starting point is 02:05:05 gone in 60 seconds. And Rosari goes, and then Kim goes, the real one? Not that Angelina, but Jolie bullshit. I didn't like that one at all. That was fucking
Starting point is 02:05:16 C.G.I. Fast and Furious shit. I do love Fast and Furious. Don't get me wrong, everyone. But no, I like when cars are cars. in being used.
Starting point is 02:05:26 No, no CGI stuff. Because that ending of the one with Angelina Jolie. Don't get me wrong as well. I love her and she was hot in that film, but that ending with the car and Nicholas Cage was stupid.
Starting point is 02:05:38 Anyway. So that's the reason why these girls go to, I can't remember that guy's name. He was in a lot of, he's in Adam Sandler's films. He's one of his friends. Yeah. He's got like a country.
Starting point is 02:05:55 name. I know he was Buck. Jasper. Yeah. What's the actor's name? Jonathan Loughran. Sounds right. Says I really like that.
Starting point is 02:06:08 I don't know. Because the first time I noticed it like that was in Waterboy. But then it might be. I don't know. But yeah, so they go up to him. He's the guy that's selling the car, Jasper. They go in the same. it and then they're trying they were gonna their plan was to let's see if he'll get let us take it
Starting point is 02:06:31 for a spin a test drive without him and this is when Zoe and Kim come talk go off to the side Zoe tells him like look if he lets us take it I want to play ships masks and Kim goes off what no we said we never do that ships mass if you guys ever seen the film but I'm sure you have is them just hanging out hey basically holding on to straps belts uh and hanging outside of the car on on the on the roof or and on the hood uh i had friends that did that before and i never rode with them again because i didn't trust them uh we did it on or they did it on our truck uh when i was out in uh in the res in arizona my cousin's friends um i i I just didn't want anyone to fall off because I didn't know.
Starting point is 02:07:27 These were in the days when I was a kid, when something happens, even though you didn't have nothing to do with it, you still get in trouble. And I didn't want to get beat up by my mom. So, but so that's what they want to do. And again,
Starting point is 02:07:41 this is just dialogue heavy, Quentin Tarantino style. I loved a lot of it. I thought it was all awesome, especially when Kim, every time she had, something to say because this is this she was
Starting point is 02:07:56 she's a black woman and she's got that that mouth that I'm afraid of. I don't know if I ever told you this story but when I was a little kid I got my ass beat by this black girl for an
Starting point is 02:08:12 entire week walking home from school and that scared me or that made me afraid of black women to this day. when I see my friends and tell them they just laugh my black friends
Starting point is 02:08:27 and they're like what? I said that that one girl who I to this day I do not know why she beat me up for a week and she just came out I was in elementary walking over school and she just would grab me and start slapping me I got her in the end I fucking
Starting point is 02:08:44 whipped her in a face with a stick and got the hell out of there but really seriously I was scared of black women from that day forward. And a lot of my friends and their moms and their sisters, when they get into it, I just sit there and cringe, like, don't want them to turn it on to me. But that's just me, everyone. I mean, I love all my friends and their moms and everything, but I, nah, I'm scared of black women. I just sit there and be quiet. But they, they end up telling Jasper, Rosario Dawson,
Starting point is 02:09:20 tells him, okay, we're going to take this out and you're going to hang out with my friend Lee because he kind of tells her that they're filming a porno film in town. They're not really, but that's what they did to get him to let them go without them for the test drive. So this is my question. Did they leave their friend to get raped possibly? I guess. Because this is the same, not the same character.
Starting point is 02:09:50 but same actor because he played in Kill Bill 1 when he was about to rape Umma Thurman in the hospital No he wasn't Buck the other dude was Buck Yeah that's what I'm saying he was the guy that yeah And I was just like when they left her He's just like And she's just like oh shit
Starting point is 02:10:15 I don't know maybe he was going to try because Abernathy Rosario Dawson alluded that she would blow him, I guess. Pretty much. And Mary Lizard's Winston, I love her.
Starting point is 02:10:38 Not everything she's been in was good, but I just like her. Never met the woman, but damn. I loved her in Scott Pilgrim. I loved her in that one, Cloverfield movie. and I didn't like her in the thing you didn't love her and Bruce Willis
Starting point is 02:10:53 was a diehard 4 oh that's right that was his daughter huh yeah I don't have to watch that one again I haven't seen it but the thing
Starting point is 02:11:02 it was what it was I mean I enjoyed not John Carpenter the prequel came out in what 2011 I think yeah too much CGI
Starting point is 02:11:14 yeah but it was good for the story for the story. So they, the girls end up, they leave Lee there and Jasper's licking his chops
Starting point is 02:11:26 and then they go hauling ass and gonna go driving and then they kind of stop. I love this part. This is probably like my favorite dialogue in the whole thing. Because earlier in the film before they took the car,
Starting point is 02:11:40 Kim and told, because the Abernathy, Rosario Dawson, wanted to go with them. And they're like, no, I don't think you want to do what we were going to do. And then she's like,
Starting point is 02:11:50 no, I want to go. This is everything. You always tell me this when you don't think I'm cool enough to do whatever you guys are doing. So they go, all right, well, if you come with us, and he goes, you better be cool. And he goes, you better not say nothing. You've been just sit in the back and keep your mouth shut.
Starting point is 02:12:06 He's like, oh, okay. So that was the reason that she got to go. We get to, they're in the car. They're getting ready. They stopped on the middle of the highway, and they're getting with there. Kim, and Zoe are in the front and Kim just looks at her and goes
Starting point is 02:12:21 you think of what I'm thinking? And Zoe goes, I'm thinking what? I'm thinking I'm thinking. Or I'm thinking what you're thinking. And then Rosario Dawson sitting in her back and she goes, and what are you and you thinking? And Kim turns around. I'm thinking we told your ass to shut the fuck up.
Starting point is 02:12:39 Hey Rosario Dossi. I she just kind of rolls her eyes. I love Rosario. She's beautiful and everything. but I'm not a guy for banks. I knew you was going there. I don't like banks. I mean,
Starting point is 02:12:57 it is almost on the same level as Courtney Cox in Scream 3. Oh, fuck. I hated that too. My friends have bangs and I always tell them I don't like it. I mean, they're my friends and that's it. but I just, I've never liked banks. Probably because of one of my friends' moms when I was much younger. She just had bangs.
Starting point is 02:13:29 And to this day, she still has banks. Same hairstyle that she's had when I first seen her. And she does it herself. I remember I went to the house one time, and she was just cutting a straight line. I don't know what it is. It doesn't, to me, everyone, it doesn't look attractive. It's not sexy. I don't care if it's on the hottest woman in the world.
Starting point is 02:13:51 I can look over it, and I can deal with it, but I won't like it. From this point, okay, so the girls are like, all right, this is what we're going to do. We're going to play Shipsmast. And this is when it took, I think this is like the last half hour of this segment. of when they're dealing with the car which is this I think this part this group of girls was better than the the first two or the first set of women
Starting point is 02:14:26 on what happened to them yeah because the thing I really liked about this group is you really believe that they were all friends okay I never seen any making of this this is obviously really Kim driving and of course Zoe Bell is a stunt woman and she can just
Starting point is 02:14:47 kick ass. I've seen her in her. This is the first thing that I've seen her in. I don't know if she was really out on the hood of this car with no other kind of
Starting point is 02:15:01 safety harness. I would say there is because I know dealing with the stunts and films, especially when you're filming in America, there's tons of rules dealing with stunts.
Starting point is 02:15:13 You'd have to have some kind of backup safety. So, do you know, if they strapped her with something and then erased it? Because right now you see her just on the hood holding onto two belts. They had to have some kind of safety thing. I don't know.
Starting point is 02:15:34 I've never heard of anything. But it looks like she's just holding onto those belts and that's it. Even when she lets go to the belts and, you know, she kind of switches positions and she's like hanging off the edge, It really looks like she's just trying to hold on to whatever she can. Yeah, but yeah, because when she does lose the belts and she's just holding, she's looking into the windshield at Kim and Abernathy, and she's holding on to the top of the hood. But when she gets bumped and she spins around to where her head is up at the front of the car,
Starting point is 02:16:11 yeah, you're going full speed that way, but you take a little turn or whatever. And either she's just super strong. and grasping that hood. Oh my God. I mean, even watching it now, just that part when she turns head first into it,
Starting point is 02:16:27 I'm like, oh, my God. I mean, because she, if she would have fell off, that would have been it. Fuck. There was no way around it. So anyway, they're playing a ship's mass.
Starting point is 02:16:38 She's having fun. The girls are screaming. And here comes stuntman, Mike, speeding up right behind them. Just fucking hauling ass. I don't know where they're out. They're out in some bad. road in Texas and he just comes up fucking full speed and just I say this every time we're
Starting point is 02:16:56 watching movies with with with these cars and fucking just crushes the front and oh he slams into the girls they're driving that out that white challenger 70s challenger and you can clearly see that the uh but they lose it because they're starting to fish tail but then the cut The camera cuts to something out and they're like they're driving straight. You can clearly see that that car spun out. But, um, so Stumman Mike is just fucking just playing with these girls. Crashing into the rear, sideswiping them, banging them.
Starting point is 02:17:33 Zoe is still on the fucking front of the hood of the car. She, uh, let's go of one of the belts. She's still holding on to one, but she's grabbing anything she could with the other hand. There's those little, um, I don't know what those things are on the front. of the hood that little air holes or whatever. I'm not a car guy, everyone. But even still, man, I mean, again, this doesn't look like, I mean, this is, this is Kurt Russell and this is, I can't remember Kim's name, this, this is them driving down the
Starting point is 02:18:05 road. I, it looks like they're going fast. Because usually sometimes when they film these things, they're, they're just pulling the cars on, on the back of a trailer to, to make it. look like they're going fast, but nah, man, this is them. I mean, some of the scenes might not be Kurt Russell, but when the camera zooms in closer,
Starting point is 02:18:26 when they're slamming into each other, that's him. Yeah, here's a couple things I pulled up. Quentin Tarantino said, as far as her on the car, there's no double, there's no CGI, it's all practical, and you're seeing, and you're seeing that the person crying
Starting point is 02:18:42 is the same one who's falling off of the car. and then earlier quote he had that I just lost he said as far as death proof goes the action is real cars real shit at full speed those speeds often up to 80 to even 100 miles per hour it took six weeks to shoot
Starting point is 02:19:02 a chase sequence that ultimately clocked in at a formidable 20 minutes oh my god I mean I'm watching this right now as I'm talking about it They just spun out. And Zoe Bell, she's a legit stunt woman, everyone. I've said that earlier, but she's the real deal.
Starting point is 02:19:25 And I assume Kim is as well as a stunt driver, because she's fucking handling that car. I would have lost it a long time ago. And again, you can clearly see Kurt Russell when the car is there. Because when they're banging into each other and saying their lines, I don't know where the camera's mounted But they're fucking That's them in the car
Starting point is 02:19:49 Obviously they did some scenes Where on the car The girls are driving They mounted a camera on the top Because there's a scene where you see Zoe holding on And the camera's like right behind her But okay now
Starting point is 02:20:05 She's spun around right now Stumpman Mike is slamming into him on the side and if she's not being held down by nothing but her her strength I don't know how fast they're going but it looks like they're going fucking not top speed but fast and oh my god
Starting point is 02:20:26 I yeah it's it's crazy it's crazy especially when she's just basically her head is just hanging off the front yeah oh man I love
Starting point is 02:20:41 I love that how he films his films, especially something like this. Because a lot of it is one shot. There is other shots blended together, but there's the scene when Stumb and Mike kind of loses it and goes off into the dirt, but there's no cuts. It's just him driving, doing donuts, trying to get back, and then he gets back on the highway and haul's ass.
Starting point is 02:21:04 Fucking Zoe Bell, man. She's still facing forward, and she's just holding on. Looks like she's got her feet jammed into the top of the, the part of the hood that's like closer to the windshield but I don't know how she flipped over to her back but she's on her back now and kind of like like Jesus on the cross
Starting point is 02:21:27 hanging on and Stumpman Mike bumps into him and then they spin out Kim jumps out of her car because Stump Man Mike starts talking his shit and then she starts she pulls out Roscoe that's what she calls her guns she mentioned earlier and then she
Starting point is 02:21:45 unloads on him but they're sitting in the car Kim and Abernathy they have no idea where Zoe is they're sitting there crying and just thinking the worse because whatever they did however fast they stopped Kim flew
Starting point is 02:22:02 or Zoe flew off the hood and she's in the bushes somewhere and they just assume they're both crying and they think she's dead but then Zoe pops up I'm okay but it looks like she must have flew like about fucking 30 feet away
Starting point is 02:22:16 she was way in there they did tell a story earlier about how her nicknames the cat and how she never gets hurt so she comes out of the bushes not a scratch on her everyone's smiling and laughing other than laughing because that she's alive
Starting point is 02:22:37 so I mean I would laugh too but she's like well where is he And then Kim's like, well, I shot his ass And that bitch took off So she's like, well, fuck him Well, let's go get him So this is when they fucking Turn around and take off
Starting point is 02:22:51 Well, first they go, I think you want to get out. You can stay here. And Abernath is like, Fuck that. Let's get this bastard. And then they just go hauling ass. Zoe grabs a pipe
Starting point is 02:23:01 That's laying around And then they go hauling ass. We see stuntman Mike. He stops. And he's tending to his bullet wound pulls out a bottle of, I don't know what it is, whiskey or something. He's crying in his car. This is where he hams it up.
Starting point is 02:23:20 He's just like, oh, my God. Well, fuck, that sure it hurts, man. And then spilling whiskey on it, that's like fucking dumping acid on you. It looks like it's Jim Beam that he dumps on him. But he's screaming and crying. And the fucking, he's getting ready to go. kind of like he calms down a little he looks in his rear view and then he just sees the girls
Starting point is 02:23:45 coming up and they plow into him full speed I don't know how fast they were going but I think that would have been it for their car that front end looks like it's demolished yeah as Zoe jumps out
Starting point is 02:23:59 with that pipe and starts stabbing stuntman Mike with it as she's hitting his car and breaks his windows but then he just fucking hauls ass and then the girls go chase and after them. The front end of that challenger, the white challenger that the girls are driving.
Starting point is 02:24:17 If it's not leaking radiator fluid and oil by now, again, these American muscle cars, man, these were fucking tough. Like I said, they could drive through brick walls and you'd be all right. I don't know how many cars they used, and I'm sure just wasn't these two
Starting point is 02:24:38 that they used to film all this. Did you find anything on that, on how many cars they used? I haven't found any. I know I read somewhere before that it was more than one car. They have to because I remember I went to Universal Studios doing the Backlott tour, and they showed the, there was all these racks. Other than the Jaws sharks that they had that they used in the movies were just on these racks, and just fucking rusting out and everything.
Starting point is 02:25:13 They had the transams from, I believe it was Smokey and the Bandit 2, all the ones that Bert Reynolds, all the stuntmen wrecked. And I'm like, fuck, man, they had hell of them on there. So I'm sure they used quite a few of these cars. And I hate when they do this.
Starting point is 02:25:32 I've said this multiple times when we talk about car films. They just destroy these beautiful cars. but I'm sure that some they just give them to some auto guys and they just fix them right back up and they're back on the highway. So this whole scene right here at the end when the girls are getting the revenge
Starting point is 02:25:52 they're fucking hauling ass after Mike down these dirt roads and everything. I just think it's awesome. And then it takes it they fucking go crash and through a boat that's just sitting on the side of the road and all the shit that Kim's saying I don't
Starting point is 02:26:10 And you know I ain't letting you go Without tapping that ass And I'm a bust a nut up in you You crazy lunatic Redneck bastard Or whatever the else you said But then they fucking jump those cars Off the dirt
Starting point is 02:26:25 And then they're back on the highway Uh They As soon as they get on the highway They assume they cut some guy off In a motorcycle Because he goes full speed And crashes into some kind of barn
Starting point is 02:26:37 and there's just there's still hauling ass down the highway cars everywhere and they're just fucking snaking through the traffic these cars got to be leaking I know the white challenger must be leaking
Starting point is 02:26:52 because that whole front end is pretty much gone but stuntman Mike it looks like most of the damage he took was on the sides he rammed them a few times but it doesn't look like the the front end is that beat up.
Starting point is 02:27:08 But the trunk, where the girls crashed into them when they rearended him, that's pretty beat up. Yeah, the girls front of their cars, fucking, the grill, everything is gone. Lights, it's just hanging on by a thread. But again, these cars are built tough, man. It takes a lot to stop them. So, I mean, especially these souped up muscle cars. They both sound super duper rough and tough. Other than they're hauling ass down the road, they're crashing into other cars and making other people spin out and crash.
Starting point is 02:27:45 What's the fastest you ever driven? I couldn't tell you. Honestly, I know I've spun out in the winter and ended up in a ditch. I tell you that. I've taken my truck in my wife's car. I think 90 is the fastest, but that's on straightaway. mainly just passing like semis or something
Starting point is 02:28:11 but I don't I don't drive fast to think I'm cool I'm scared I've spun out a few times in the snow as well when I first moved up here when I first got a truck
Starting point is 02:28:23 and real wheel drive I didn't fuck I don't know I was used to automatic front wheel drive cars I took a turn and basically spun her 360 I was like oh man
Starting point is 02:28:36 then everyone goes you need to put weight in the back I'm all right so I do that every winter speaking of that I need to find some weight now winters winters winter's coming so I'm gonna do that but anyway so the girls they're still hauling ass chasing Mike
Starting point is 02:28:49 they pull up alongside of them started talking shit to him and he's crying saying he's sorry he was just playing but they're they ain't taking that for no answer they're still fucking side swiping each other I don't know about you if you guys see two cars crashing into each other
Starting point is 02:29:06 I'm not gonna pass them because they show all kinds of cars zooming past them as they're slamming into each other on the side of the road. Other than I would want to watch, I would kind of keep a safe distance behind me. But I love this scene right here. Stump Man Mike is just hauling ass down the road.
Starting point is 02:29:24 He slams on the brakes to make the girls go off the highway onto a dirt road. And Stump Man Mike is just screaming, yeah, yeah, about fucking time. And thinking that he just lost him. the girls are hauling ass down the dirt road the camera pulls back and that's when you see the girls are on this dirt road
Starting point is 02:29:46 right above him and they're hauling ass just as fast as him so again I don't think they use any kind of trailers or anything to have the cars on it because when they show the Kurt Russell driving
Starting point is 02:30:05 and they, you see the fucking car on the road and he's hauling ass. Yeah. Other than also they have the, um, the, the guys filming whatever they're driving or hauling ass right next to them. And they got the cameras built inside of the cars. Anyway, the girls are hauling ass down this dirt road and they're saying, please don't end, don't dead end, don't dead end. And they're all saying it, uh, when they come down and then fucking just at the, right when that road
Starting point is 02:30:35 ends to meets up with the highway again. They fucking just plow into Stumpman Mike. Other than their car should have flipped too, but they're the heroes hero hero heroines. His car fucking just flips and rolls
Starting point is 02:30:50 and it's done now. He's screaming and crying and his saying his arm's broken and they just pull him out and commence to whooping that ass. and obviously they have fighting skills
Starting point is 02:31:09 although Zoe and Kim I'm sure they do but I'm not believing Rosario No, not with that final kick No I like the spin kick that Zoe Bell does to him With perfect form And I love how it ends After they fucking just beat the shit out of them
Starting point is 02:31:30 And Zoe does a roundhouse And kicks him down like the old old school movies it freezes yeah and they're jumping up and down cheering and the end comes across the screen
Starting point is 02:31:44 Rosario does finish him off though yeah she there's like a heel kick like a big high kick up and brings the full force of her heel and just crushes his face
Starting point is 02:32:02 got stumped man Mike's face in and then while that's happening April March's song uh chick habit comes on I love this song
Starting point is 02:32:12 I remember when the first time I saw this when it came on I was like oh yeah it's just some old school film or a song that Quentin likes to throw in all his films while the credits are rolling they're showing
Starting point is 02:32:26 uh I just outtakes of the film but that's it for death proof as well as planet terror I keep on calling it planet fear but Brian I may ask you this what do you rate planet terror
Starting point is 02:32:46 planet terror I would give it a nice solid eight and a half I loved everything about it there's just a couple things that I wish they would have maybe touched up more like how we talked about how I don't know, maybe it wouldn't have worked that way, but I would have wanted to know more about L. Ray. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:33:09 Because it just kind of seemed like everybody in the film knew. About us. Yeah. And then I, what the hell is with the, with the testicles? I don't know. I mean, there was a lot. I mean, it wouldn't know back in those days when they made crazy-ass films. There was always something stupid.
Starting point is 02:33:28 Was that part of the antidote or something? Or? I don't know. Maybe just like. balls in his face or something i don't know what's i will give it uh i loved it at uh more uh out of uh these two films um i just praised everything about it uh music uh the way he filmed it the the gore and blood effects and uh it didn't take much uh there wasn't much uh there wasn't
Starting point is 02:34:04 much dead time I mean I mean downtime it just jumps right into it so again I loved it more than death proof I'm gonna I'm giving it a 10
Starting point is 02:34:14 I mean that that movie was fucking awesome I loved it I think out of these two Matt can watch both of them over and over no matter what but I think Planet Terror for me
Starting point is 02:34:24 is the better film but what do you give death proof death proof death proof might be nine and a half, ten on my book. I'm like I said before, I'm a Quentin Tarantino fan.
Starting point is 02:34:39 I love the dialogue. I loved all that action was just real stunts, real cars. And every time I see her, I appreciate Sidney Portier's daughter, even more every time I see this film. I'm going to give it just a nine. I mean, I loved it. Nine for the whole film as a film. but if I'm going to rate the the the the car scenes mainly the the the end chasing I'm I'll give that a 10 because that was fucking just amazing
Starting point is 02:35:16 like Brian said no CGI nothing that was all stunt driving all real cars crashing into each other and going hauling ass down the road I just thought that was amazing I mean I would like to know I don't remember if there was making of it on the single the single one let me see where is it do I have it
Starting point is 02:35:44 I probably have to search for it on my library but I mean it was that was fucking awesome man I loved it and again I love Quinn Tarantino's his dialogue that he gives all his actors I mean because he obviously really sits there and thinks about it so I mean I think that's
Starting point is 02:36:02 really cool he always goes old school and sometimes there's a lot of stuff that's being said in his films nobody gets unless you watch all this old stuff because he said it a million times he just grew up watching TV and movies so you can really tell
Starting point is 02:36:18 when he films his movies I would love to sit down and just have a conversation with him and talk about all his shit because I know I'd be able to sit there all night and listen to him. Yeah but yeah again Planet Terror I'm gonna lean more towards that one because
Starting point is 02:36:33 mainly because of the blood and gore and everything. But, man, they're both amazing films. And I love it when it's one solid film with the trailers. Because Planet Terror, if you just have that single disc of just that single
Starting point is 02:36:49 movie, it is longer because the stuff they cut out, they put back in. It does have the machete trailer in the beginning of that. But when you get death proof, it's just a movie. You don't even get the three trailers in between the films.
Starting point is 02:37:07 The only way you can get that is when you buy the whole grind house movie as one. That's when you get all three trailers in the middle. So, but yeah, this movie's amazing. I loved it. And those cars. Yeah, man, that was deathproof and our planet terror and thunderbolt, a.k.a. death proof. All right.
Starting point is 02:37:37 You know what part of the show this is? Tell them what you got coming. If you're already listening to East Society's 31 Days of Horror, what day is it right now? The 10th, I believe? Yeah, well, right now when we're recording this, it's late or early October 10th. So we got 10 episodes out right now.
Starting point is 02:38:02 just go to East Society on Apple Podcasts or Skaternest Podcast Network and all those are on there. 10 episodes so far. Still got 21 more to go. I think we're going to record a regular episode sometime this weekend. I just got to touch faces with the Zisu first and figure out if we are because I've been busy. Brian's been right along right with me as well as Mike. And shout out to Jade. she helped me out on the last one
Starting point is 02:38:33 when we talked about a short film on YouTube called The Tall Man. That was actually pretty creepy. If you guys haven't seen that, check out The Tall Man. It's only six minutes long, so you can get through it pretty quick. But yeah, mainly just working on 31 days of horror stuff for this month.
Starting point is 02:38:51 Horror returns. By the time you hear this, we will be working on our next episode, which will have a friend of the show, Matt Wood back, and we are are going to review the witch and the endless. And let's see, next episode of Action Returns.
Starting point is 02:39:10 We're going to keep it, same as this one, a little bit more horror-centric action movie, and we're going to do Blade 1 and 2. And if timing works out, we might have a guest. Cool, definitely. We'll also talk a little bit about three
Starting point is 02:39:29 at the TV. show. But, uh, well, just briefly touch those, but we'll mainly go into the first two. I haven't seen those in a while. I got a triple age with his stupid fucking teeth.
Starting point is 02:39:47 You didn't like, uh, Ryan Reynolds? I don't even remember. I like, I like Deadpool in it before he was Deadpool, essentially. What was it? Hannibal King. I don't remember. Is this one with Jessica Beale in that one, too? Yeah.
Starting point is 02:40:01 All right. You know, all of a sudden, she was Whistler's daughter. Whistler had, he had a whole other family you didn't know about. I was like, shut out. Well, I don't know, man. Especially in his days and the all or nothing free love. I'm sure you got kids all over the place. But yeah, we got that coming and might as well run out the rest of the schedule for October.
Starting point is 02:40:24 We are going to do John Carpenter's vampires and also John Carpenter's ghost from Mars. and then last episode for October we are going to do End of Days with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Constantine with John Wick himself,
Starting point is 02:40:41 Keanu I just watched the end of days but I can definitely watch it again Constantine, I haven't seen that in a while I know I have it somewhere I'll have to dig it up
Starting point is 02:40:51 Cool, all right now I know what to do All right any last words No everyone Just be safe out there It's still there and Watching the news Phase 2 or
Starting point is 02:41:04 Wave 2 was coming Because we're still in wave 1 with this virus So don't everyone think that it's It's safe to run out and party and everything They've got to be safe out there Even if you believe it or not Yeah that's my rule For you guys
Starting point is 02:41:20 Just be safe out there Because we want you guys Come back next week and hear more of us Blab about this and that Until then everyone stay safe You rocked Yep, and I will second that. So until the actual returns, be safe, everybody.

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