The Horror Returns - The Action Returns - Ep. #26: The Karate Kid 3 (1989) & The Next Karate Kid (1994)

Episode Date: February 1, 2021

This episode Brian and Nez still teaming up with Miyagi-Do karate to take on the second coming of Cobra Kai in The Karate Kid Part III. Then the guys fly out east with Sensei Miyagi to help out a trouble youth with some of the local bullies at her high school in The Next Karate Kid.   Join The Action Returns Facebook group. https://www.facebook.com/groups/841619946357776   Follow The Action Returns on IG and Twitter: Instagram: @theactionreturns Twitter: @action_returns 

Come on, little man. Let's see how good you really are. Hi, welcome back, everybody. Episode 26, the action returns. I'm your host Brian, and with me, as always. I'm sorry Matt Barnes, but he is the bad boy of karate in my eyes. My co-host, Nez. What's up, man?

I'm good, man. I got to get back into some kind of shape other than going out. Outwards and round, man. But watching these movies, man, the first two and now three and four, I've been just other than sitting there stretching and around and just kind of doing some little cata, even trying to learn the moves that Daniel was learning in this one. But I don't know if any of you guys are out there doing it, man, but that DDP yoga, man, Diamond Dallas page, man, that's, that shit is no joke.

And it's a, it's a workout, man. Even if you're not on the floor doing it, I'm working my way to it. I've been doing a lot of just the stretches and the breathing and everything. But when I'm done with that, man, I've got to change my shirt. It's just dripping. And I don't even get to the ground yet. I'm just doing all the standing lessons. And that's tough.

But I got to do it, man. I got to get some kind of, not really a surgery. I got to have one of those scopes go down my throat to look at my stomach and just just routine check shit. And then my other doctor told me, he goes, well, while they're down there, why don't they check out the back door? I'm like, she goes, you're getting up there in age. I'm like, hmm.

Because you're going to be out. You're not going to know. I went, well, shit, all right. Yeah, just make sure my pants is pulling. that wouldn't you're done. I mean, you'll know before it happens. Yeah, but I don't want to be awake. So, yeah, I got to get myself back in the shape.

And these movies are, man, they get, they get me juiced. Yeah. We'll see about the last one. Especially their fourth one. All right, before we get into it, uh, they were recording, Godzilla versus Kong.

trailer came out what you think all right i like what i'm seeing i hate the title it's king con versus godzilla for all you old schoolers um yeah the original was cheesy but hey they did what they did uh in the 60s and uh but this one i like con it's it's the con from con from skyl island i like i like i like how um they're bringing i mean okay really okay it's it's obviously like now because 11 is in it again and that was whenever that last one came out no she was in the first one she wasn't in the

second one or was she in the second one she was in a king of monsters all right um oh uh what's his name Heisenberg was in the first one all right okay so it's up to modern times so I assume

they go back to Skull Island because when was it skull on it was that in the 60s? it was like 60s 70s somewhere right around there because it was after Vietnam or during

I don't remember but all right so they obviously this is the only trailer everyone we hadn't seen it so they obviously

go back to Skull Island and get Kong because they have them tied up to a big old boat and they're bringing them back uh watching it

the action looks cool um I want a lot of action don't the trailer was long and it seemed like they put all the good action in the trailer. Maybe I'm hoping there's more that they're not showing us, but I'm like, come on, you guys are showing a little too much.

So, but we will see. I like what I'm seeing. But what is this thing, this axe or whatever that Kong is swinging over his head? I saw a little article on my way, what? Then I watched the trailer again, and I'm like, huh, okay. I kind of dig it. I kind of dig it. I heard he's going to have like a spear.

I guess he fashions his own weapons. All right. I mean, me personally, I'm all in. It just, it looks like it's going to be fun. I wish things would be different because this is a total movie theater type movie. So, but I don't know. Probably, probably do it for stream fiends because I, we're going to talk. about the trailer on the main show but

I don't think Lance is going to be into this one well we're going to do it regardless yeah it's going to be streaming so we're going to do it so but um I'm excited but I was excited

for when the first Godzilla movie came out the one the one where it would cut away from everything oh fuck yeah um it was just Heisenberg I wasn't kick-ass, was it?

Yeah, yeah. Oh, him, yeah, but I was kind of like, come on. I mean, I want, don't call it Godzilla and only have a minute for a second. And even the King of Monsters, I mean, I was, I wasn't as hyped because I was thinking it was just going to be the same thing. We got in the first film, but, um, I did like it a little bit better. I own both of them. I mean, I love Godzilla. I got all kinds of Godzilla crap here in the studio.

The Godzilla I grew up with, a little fat thing. I actually bought the last Godzilla thing I got. I got the Shin Godzilla one. A buddy of mine got that for me when he went to Japan. And I picked up the King Kong versus Godzilla how he looked in that one. So I saw that at Target. Whoop, give me this. So I got to have that.

I wish that would make the Kong on how he looked in that movie. Yeah, it looks all stupid, but I love it. So, but I'm waiting for that. But both those first films, I was let down completely. When Kong Skull Island came out, I was kind of like, okay. But when that one was said and done, I liked that one a lot. Yeah. I thought that one was really good.

And it was leading up into this. So I'm like, all right, awesome, sweet. So we'll see. Who's directing it? Adam Wingar. Yeah, he's hitting miss with me. I mean, I was all about Who's Your Next?

I thought that was cool And stuff he did for VHS And a couple other things But that Blurwich movie But I don't know He obviously got the budget to do it What we saw so far in this trailer It looks awesome

And I hope it is awesome I want it to be Don't kill my childhood Because you kill my childhood With those first two movies Everyone hates Godzilla With Ferris Bueller with Ferris Bueller,

I like it for what it was. Did it look like our Godzilla? No. But for what it is, I mean, I thought it was cool. I liked it. It was this goofy, campy monster movie. Taring up New York. I mean, that was cool.

Shin Godzilla? That was a Godzilla movie. It was about Godzilla. No bullshit. No love story. No, none of that. It was about Godzilla. Yeah, there was a lot of talking in it,

but at least they were talking about how they were going to stop Godzilla. I really love that film. I'm glad I saw that one in the theater. Nice. We'll see how it goes with this. I mean, we're going to see it. Mike asked me the same question.

Are you going to go to the theater or are you going to watch it on TV? I'll watch it on TV regardless, but theater, I'm still not there yet. I'm just, I don't know. Maybe if me and my friends throw together and do a private screening, all right but I don't know yet I mean I'm

I'm still if you on the whole thing I was already fearing COVID and everything and yeah it came to my house times two and I'm glad we got through it yeah I don't want to go through that again

so I was stressful enough for a month a month everyone yeah but I'm all in man I'm ready for it I'll just clean off the TV screen and turn it up full blast and let the walls rumble because I'm ready for it. Soon as it hits, no, it won't hit at midnight because Wonder Woman didn't.

It didn't hit until 9 a.m. the next morning. So I don't know, whenever it hits, I'll be ready. Yeah, I'll be streaming it because as of now, my theaters up here are still closed. So did they ever open back up? one chain we have one cinema mark up here they're kind of open but nobody nobody's going so they're advertising that that you can rent out of theater and I was like yeah people are starting to people are starting to be a little bit leery of COVID up here they weren't at first but when the numbers started jumping yeah I'm hoping this

vaccine does at least kind of puts a little nodding the curve because something man I know there's a lot of people out there that are against it I mean I was too at the beginning but right now I'm I'll fuck it all right I'll do yeah they're gonna offer it to us I think at work so I'm I'm just gonna jump on it and take it because the way I see it now a lot of people are going man we're I guess they have a tier system on how they're doing it and I mean I know some of you probably aren't gonna do it hey that's your that's your prerogative do mean do what you want to do with your body. But for me, I'm just, again, like I said, I was against it.

I wasn't going to do it because to me it seemed it came out like really fast. But one of my friends partner, he's a doctor, like a medical doctor. And he said, dude, you really got to look at it. There's, other than there's never been anything like this in our lifetime. Yeah, there's been outbreaks of this and that, but it never went that crazy like this. He was like, dude, he goes, with the science and the medicine and everything, and technology really on what they can do now. He goes, yes, it came out really fast. And I said, that was the reason why I wouldn't do it.

He goes, but look at the time now on how everything is. He goes, yes, will it help you? Will it make you never get it? No, but it will help. I'm like, well, I mean, that's, I'm willing to take that chance to do it. um so but i mean even some of my friends one of my buddies goes man i took that first shot then got sick uh for like a day and then he goes i guess my body just wasn't used to it and then after that i was good and when he got the second round uh he also works in the medical field he goes i man he goes

he goes i didn't nothing so he goes but still wear those masks and do all that he goes but it's you got that fighting in you so i'm sure it's just like every other vaccine and they give you a little bit of it, especially with the flu shot. They give you some of it, and your body just fights it. So hopefully that's what it's doing and everyone that's getting it.

I hope it helps, man, because I want to get back to the movie theater. I want to go back to cons and everything. Yeah. I don't know. You can take it? Not right now. So, but I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,

probably will soon. Up here, I only know one person that took it and she was fine. If I hear a couple more people are fine from it, then yeah, maybe. I'll be the guinea pig for the show. So let you guys know how I have, how I feel if I get it. I mean, whenever, like I said, work, they're saying that they might offer it to us because we're essential. All right. I mean, dude, you're essential as well.

But again, I'll let you know how I feel. All right, real quick. A couple more things. Talking to Blue Raynez right now. Did you see they're coming out with a Mondo steelbook of Rad? Wait, man, you... Is there pictures of it yet? You could pre-order it on, I know, Target, or Amazon?

Milk Creek. I trust them Amazon I see it I want to see a picture of it Oh you mother Of course I'm gonna get it Man you hooked me up the last time I don't know if you could still get that one

I didn't even know it was 4K And $40 You motherfuckers Yeah I'm gonna pre-order it as soon as we're done Oh god Why don't they put out Thrashing is on Blu-ray But put it out in a steel book

We're fucking put out gleaming the cube. I don't know why they can't put that out. I heard it's a rights thing. Nobody knows who. Nobody knows who has the actual rights or something messy. Oh, this fucking steel boat looks sweet. Awesome cover crew on the front. I don't know the BMX tricks everyone.

So I'm a skateboarder. So the movie is goofy. But it's my child. I was in it and I love it. I mean, really quick. I remember the day it came out. I didn't see it. I saw it the weekend.

It came up, but not the night. My two of my buddies, Steve and Dave, they're BMX guys. They race and everything. And I remember we getting on the bus to go home. They both jumped in and started channing rat, rat, rad, red in the back of the bus. And I was like, oh, come on. But when I think of this movie, I picture them on the back of the bus doing this. Again, the movie was goofy.

I did leave the theater like ah but hey I mean it was the fad at the time and the movie did it help BMX maybe it did maybe it did I mean because there was a lot of people doing it same thing with a skateboard movie did those help skateboarding movies or moves no but we're still skateboarding so um but the the steel book collector I am and I do love this movie I'm motherfucker I'm still on the lookout for the That is big bucks and I can never find it anywhere. I do have a bootleg rip off of the, I think it was, looks like they recorded it off like cable or something. So I got that a little con.

Three bucks, give it to me. And then when you hit me to the first go-around, what was the last year, I think? Yeah. I jumped on it, like immediately because I knew it was going to be a limited, rush. This one seems like it's going to be a limited one. So I'm, I'm going to have to do in the done, man. I'm going to

my pre-order. I need this in my, I might get two. Yeah, I think you can still get the other one from vinegar syndrome, but I don't think, I'm for sure you can't get the slip case with it. Okay, the really quick, let me

pull it out. All right. Yeah, the slip case for the the first go-around. I didn't know. It was 4K until I pulled it out. Yeah, I don't think you'll, because it's got that little

3D-looking thing on one side. The lenticular or whatever they're calling. Yeah, is this one or two-disc? Oh, it was two-disc, and it came with a little mini poster. So this one's definitely good because I remember when I got it, my brother was mad because he tried to get one

and it was sold out at that time. But if they printed more, Uh, he'll probably pick it up. But this one, again, the movie's goofy. I'm glad I got this. Uh, thanks brother here for letting me know that it was coming out. So, oh, you can't, you can't get any more sold out on Benegas syndrome. Well, all right, man.

You got to, this thing, I think this is the steelbook one is just Blu-ray. So you guys missed that first round. I mean, it still looks good. I mean, the 4K, it looks just as good as the Blu-ray because you got to think of the movie. It was that. that old. You can only do so much with the tweak of the knobs. But

damn it, I didn't even know. Mike's Steelbook game is weak compared to, I seriously, dude, I learn a lot from you. Hey, this is coming out. This is coming out. I'm like, fuck, man, where am I at? And I follow all these fucking Steelbook, Blu-ray

guys. No one ever, hey, this is coming out. I mean, no one ever does that. Well, shit. All right. This one's coming. I'm going to go get it. When is it come out? March something. March. Oh shit. I'm on Mill Creek

Entertainment. They show you how they're going to package it too. All right. I'm going to order it from them. I trust them. They package it in a nice box and everything and I'm sure they pad it up. Vinegous syndrome, they did it as well. They patted it up nice and everything

when I got that first one. Yeah. Lately, I ain't been too happy with Am. Amazon. I'm happy with them getting older stuff, but, uh, I don't know. We'll see. But yeah, I'm gonna, I'm better to save this page and then we're done. I'm gonna order it because my wife goes, what did you buy here?

What'd you buy here? I said, don't worry better. There's not thousands of dollars. Yeah. Okay. One more thing before we get to these movies. Uh, Royal Rumble. Who pick your winner.

men's Royal Rumble, women's Royal Rumble. Let me look it up. While I'm doing that, we're going to bring the MMA or the UFC. Was it UFC or MRA? UFC.

UFC returns. Take it away. Okay. By now, everybody's probably heard. Connor McGregor got knocked out. There's memes everywhere and of course people are calling for him to basically saying he's done i am never

going to be the one to say a fighter or wrestler or athlete or anybody is done that's that's their decision but it did not feel like connor coming in the fight there was no trash talk there was no boasting there was a lot of i mean they had fought previously connor had beat him knocked him out but there was no nothing no buildup no not what you know Connor for there was none of that

and even right before when uh Bruce Buffer was doing the announcements of the fire Connor walked all the way over to the cage gave him a fist bump and when he was fighting um I know he got his leg

fucked up he caught a really nasty leg kick and he was seeing leaving the arena with the with the crutch but I just I don't know I didn't I didn't feel like this was a Connor that was his mind was not in it no more that's just just how I put it Dustin Porre that guy he's never won a title but you can count him as one of the best to do it he's his resume speaks for itself but just watching it Connor I don't know just kind of seemed like maybe his heart ain't in it no more all I all I didn't see the whole

All I saw was the him getting knocked out. But I don't even know who that other kid is. So he looked legit enough to to kick some ass and he did it. I mean. And what was that? No, go ahead. Go ahead. No, go ahead.

I was going to say Dustin Portier, he's, I feel bad for him because he's that guy. He always gets so close to winning a title. He neither has that number one contendorship match or an actual title fight and he doesn't win. But like I said, his resume kind of speaks for himself and he's one of the best. So, I don't know. Oh, that one dude, that one YouTube guy that knocked that basketball player out. Oh, Jack Paul. Yeah, what's his deal?

Everyone's saying that he wanted to fight Conn McGregor? Yeah, allegedly he was trolling Conn. trying to get the fight going said this would be like a $50 million payday for McGregor and then he posted his reaction of kind of getting knocked out telling him instead of 50 mil I got 10,000 for you I'm like man Jake come on now we're about to see your brother get knocked out by Floyd so let's let's calm down you fought a basketball player with no fight experience so let's let's calm down now All right.

The lists I'm finding there isn't really, well, it's just a list of everyone that's on the main rosters right now. But they always bring in a lot of former WWE, either champions or just wrestlers. I can't find the full, well, I guess they don't to give you the full complete list because they got to throw in the surprises. But what this list is having right now I'll start with the women It doesn't have the chick that I want to be in it Or maybe she's gonna and we don't We don't know

But the list that they have so far that I'm looking at Nia Jacks Charlotte Flair Bailey I love Charlotte but she won last year Don't need to win again Bailey Bianca Bel Air Mandy Rose Dana Brooke Peyton Royce Alexa Bliss

Shana Baylor I'd rather have her win But we'll see Live more They ain't gonna do that Ruby Riot Into Mena All right

Nyjax I love her But I don't think they're gonna let her Do it this one They gave her a WrestleMania moment Which was awesome I'm glad that she got the belt

For a little bit Charlotte Flair you won last year And you still got your belt So that was nothing new Bailey she had that good hill run hopefully it can

continue um the uncle Blair she's good but I don't see her winning Mandy Rose is

Danabrook no he's hot but no um I kind of have a feeling what's her name's coming back I know she just had

her baby not too long ago but that baby looked like it big uh the man uh back here um because she wasn't even on the list

last year to be in it. But dumb Lana got hurt walking out or something. I don't remember. Something stupid. I feel bad for her.

They'd be putting her in some fucking stupid storylines. That's what Becky came out. I said, put me in, put me in. And she's still lost. Well,

the list right here, Shannon would probably be at the top. Then Ruby. I love Ruby. Grow your hair, bad girl. I don't like the short hair.

Um, I'm just going to take Charlotte Flare out completely. I don't think they let her win again. Um, but I have some of the scrubs that are on this list. Peyton Royce ain't got it. Dana Brooke, though. Mandy Rose. Um, Alexa Bliss.

No, she's too little. She can't throw in no Nyjax out list. Uh, Charlotte throws her out or a whole bunch of them. Tamina, I would love her to win because I think she can do a lot more, but they just run her through the dirt. If she won, the fucking internet would explode. Yeah.

Shana or Ruby. I kind of feel like it would be Ruby before Shana because they do the NXT people. Because it doesn't feel like she's fully WWE main roster to me. Yeah.

Now, I go with my girl, Shana. I think. I mean, she was kicking ass last year, but then she got thrown out but um she kicked ass in that one elimination chamber uh ruby

all right shana that's what I'm going to pick with that one Ruby will be a close second but I have a feeling it's going to be either Charlotte or Bailey mine is for the women is I'm going to go with Bianca Belair

I think she's going to be the surprise along with Shana last year they both, I believe they both throughout eight people each. Yeah. But my dark horse is the return

of Rhonda Rousey. Is she coming back? I mean... There's a lot of video of her in the gym wrestling. I guess she's been training with Rottie Piper's daughter. Oh, right.

So I don't know if they're training together or she's helping her get ready or what, but there's been a lot of speculation. I wouldn't mind. I liked Rhonda's run. I know a lot of people didn't. I'm glad I got to go to the TLC match and watch her.

When she dove off the top and landed on Iad Jaxx, that was awesome. I liked her little, I guess, kind of heel turn when she said, damn the man and screw the woo and then attacked him. I think Ron is best as kind of not a full face, but not a full heel either, just kind of riding that line. she she did good i know she was a little too rough in the beginning because she was hurting the girls that's their fault yeah but if she comes back i mean i'm all for it i didn't i didn't hate that she was there we i knew she was going to get a belt just because of who she is it was

i know a lot of fans didn't like that i mean if you're thinking the way i was thinking she was going to get it regardless yeah i mean it wasn't no uh david arquette thing so she don't have to prove herself i mean she's she's been uh in the in the octagon and everything so i mean we know she she's legit but wrestling i thought she did what she did and i thought it was cool but if she comes back i'm off for it all right uh this is what we got for the guys so far again this isn't the full list because they like to throw all surprises so and it's 30 women and 30 men so uh daniel biley lachy a j styles Randy Orden, Otis.

I love Otis, but he ain't winning. The Miz, but who knows? They like to do goofy things. Jay Uso. They did Otis so dirty. Yeah, they do. He had, he had his best friend as a tag partner.

He had Mandy Rose as his girl, and he had a money in the bank. Well, it wasn't briefcase. It was a lunch pail, but they took all that away from him. It doesn't make any sense. And it's not the worm, everyone. It's the centip.

For a big man, he can do it good. The Ms. J. Y. Uso, Cesaro, Jeff Hardy, say, I hate Sammy Zing. Dahl Ziegler and Shinske Nakamura. All right, with this list right now, Jeff Hardy is my man.

What they're doing with him now? I don't see him getting that much of a push. I mean, he does what he does. Not sure how much more. he's got on his contract to be in the WWE because I think

once that up I'd clearly see him going to AEW if he doesn't if he re-out oh he did okay well hmm

Daniel Brian you had your moments too many man I mean that time when he had the two belts at that one WrestleMania

oh that match or but the end just puts me in tears because of that fuck that little kid Connor the Crusher that

that story is just tough oh man rest in peace Crusher man you're the best oh AJ they

man I love you AJ but they just it seems to do him dirty Bobby Lashley he was good back in the day and he's still in shape and he's doing what he's doing but I don't know

I kind of like the hurt business, but I feel like they're going to break them up soon. Yeah. Randy Orton, man. I mean, you've been there too long, man. You don't need it. Randy's a luchador now with his mask. The miss, I love him no matter what. He's always good.

He's good on the mic all the time and can do what he does in the ring. Jay Uso, yeah, they're giving him this push, but I don't know if he's just. champion material not yet yeah caesaro they did him dirty too they do him dirty

all the time but i'm glad he's still around i'm glad he didn't he made the cut each time uh sammy zane i hate him but he'll watch him win um love sammy he's a good heel

he does he does the job i hate him glad he got his ass beat that nxte match with what's his name damn it other big white guy Kevin Owens

Kevin Steen I dude that match was brutal I dude I hated Sammy in NXT but I was like all right man

stop he's dead leave below Sammy bring bring your luchador character back El Generico uh the show off

I love him but he's just good to be around just have your moment super kick a few fools and throw his hair around. Shinske, they've been doing him dirty from the get-go. If he... I don't see him winning, but I think he'll last a while.

But out of this list, I'm going to just stick with my favorite Jeff Hardy. But I don't know. We'll see, but I love Jeff Hardy, man. I loved him since back in the day, team extreme. or even when they were just a little scrubs on on regular WWF Saturday morning wrestling. I thought that was good. If any of those documentaries they did on the Hardy Boys,

definitely check those out if you guys haven't seen them. But all right, I'm picking Jeff Hardy and I'm picking Shana Basel. All right. Like I said, I'm going with Bianca Baller with my dark horse pick to be Rhonda, which it probably won't happen. And my men's pick is the return of the Monday Night Messiah.

Seth Rollins And for no reason at all They're just gonna pretend like he wasn't a heel before Oh man Who would you like to see just come back Is Edge still hurt? But he already made his pop out here It won't be the same

Yeah, I can see him coming back now And But I don't know It wouldn't make sense Because if he came back He would go straight for Randy But he's already in his little storyline with the fiend so I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know you'd be a

surprise because I was talking about the Rock versus Roman Raines he just showed up out of nowhere um of course the Rock is gonna win I mean we know the way that's gonna go uh uh Jimmy Uso return from Jimmy Uso that'd be cool kind of going against the the tribal chief how come he he

I know he's not on this list but I kind of have a feeling he's going to worm his way in there uh we'll see what's his name still the champ isn't he uh Drew McIntyre yeah

but they'd be battling him so he's yeah he's gonna be fucking wrestling Goldberg for some reason come on billy i love you man but just stay at home come out hype us up and then get thrown out i'll be i'll be fine with that oh no i think they're having a title match at the royal rumble

i don't know why but they are if he wins dude i mean i mean they fucking they did the fiend wrong they had him beat him I don't know. They put all that buildup and they hyped him up and then just to lose the goal word, who's not even a full-time wrestler. Yeah. Well, WrestleMania is coming.

This is the road to WrestleMania right here, but, man, don't do no two-night WrestleMania. That was stupid. Just. They are. Fired.

Just, God damn it. Let's they just do what you normally do. Yeah, we can't be. there but basically everything you don't want them to do

that's what they're going to do uh D Brian Brian Daniels um I loved them I loved them more as a heel but uh the yes movement the no movement and the team hell no

all that was cool and uh getting booted in the face by uh what's his name at WrestleMania uh shamus he was only in there for seconds thought that was cool

what's his name he needs to come back for the rumble um Santino not Santina I want Santino you might get them both you never know

uh Beth baby if you come back in again watch your head because last year that was a bloody mess yeah that was nasty it was just out of nowhere too it didn't even look like she hit her head

But she must have hit like the corner of whatever those light things that were in the ring in the corner ring. Because she looked like her head just barely hit it. And then next you know you saw that little blood. Next thing you know the whole back of her head was all bloody. I was like, oh man. So, but I don't know. We'll see. Just bring back what's the name.

I like to see her jump in the ring. She still looks really good. Kelly Kelly. I thought you were going to talk about Lita. I love you, Lita. but maybe I I cringe every time I don't want you to get hurt

her head's so close to the mat when she does her moonsaw I'm just like oh my gosh every time I told her the last time I saw her I was like I love you but don't do it anymore

I said she goes I know I'm careful I'm careful but I'm like I don't want you to get hurt that watching that video when you broke her neck is brutal enough I know come on you're better than that you stick behind the mic and commentate if you got to but

I'll be excited if she comes run it in then uh yeah it's gonna be weird this year because last year was at the Astro Stadium and I don't understand why they have some of the commentators way over by the dugout

and not the main one guys right in front of the ring but I don't know. We'll see. Yeah. All right. Let's get into the Karate Kid, part three. If Karate used to defend honor, Karate means something. The first was a fight for his teacher.

The second was a fight for his honor. Now he must face his greatest challenge. Your karate is a jump. Come on. Come on. The Karani Kit, Part 3, the legend lives on. Radio PG opens Friday at theaters everywhere. This came out in 1989.

All right, let's go to IMDV. Ostracized villain John Crease attempts to gain revenge on Daniel and Miyagi with the help of Vietnam War Comrade, the wealthy owner, of a toxic waste disposal business. Good old IMDB, straight to the point. Google. Cobra Chi karate instructor John Crease is still brooding over the defeat

handed to him by Daniel LaRuso and Mr. Miyagi. With his slimy partner, Terry Silver, Creece plans to an intricate payback plan that involves hiring a mean-spirited ringer to rob Daniel of his championship title when

Mr. Miyagi refuses to train Daniel. Even under threat, the boy makes the mistake of turning to Terry for guns. Well, that, of course, Google always tells you the whole movie. All right, this was again directed,

I believe, by John G. Alvison, produced by Jerry Wintraub, written by Robert Mark, Mark, Robert Mark Kamman, sorry. starring Ralph Machio, Pat Marita, Martin Coe, Thomas Ian Griffin, which I believe this was his first film role,

and Sean Canaan, and what the fuck was her name? Oh, Red. Robin Lively, who I didn't know was Blake Lively's half-sister. And she's also related to Rusty from European Vacation. That's her brother. Oh, that guy? Yeah. Poor Rusty, man.

I only seen him in like two movies, no, three movies. I know he's still out there doing it, but I just watch your peer vacation. That's one more movie than I've seen him because I only know him. That in Night of the Creeps. Yeah, that one. All right. What did you think of the Karate Kid Part of Three? All right, when I first saw this, I was...

I was like, okay, I mean, they're just beating this story into the ground. I don't know how Ralph Machia was at this time. I know it was pretty old in the first film. Yeah, the crazy thing I found out, what is his name? Thomas Ian Griffith who played Terry Silver is four months younger than him. Because he, I guess. Well, he looked, oh, he was playing an older guy. well he had to be he was in Vietnam

with what's his name John Creece was that is his first name John? Yeah Yeah Yeah um I love I love the ending I love what happens And it's sad in between

But man was he just a fucking Winy bitch through this whole movie And he seemed like he was on drugs Or speed or something and he always talking to go fast. All right, I know you weren't going to help me, but come on. Just show me his one. I was like, but slow the fuck down.

Didn't he seem a little heavier in this? Yeah, he seemed to just a little, little heavy, not a lot. But that's what was taking me out of this. I love this movie. I mean, I'm not saying anything negative to where I hate it, but he just got on my nerves. The first time I watched it and all the other watches, even after this last rewatch and everything in between. He always got on my nerves. I was like, because he was just so high strung and he was just, it wasn't himself, obviously, and I liked that because I was thinking,

well, now what they can do? He already, he already won the championship. He went to Japan to defend the girl, and then now we're going to do it. What are we doing here? We find out he only has to fight in the main event of the All Valley Karai Championship and I was like okay and then then we got Sensei crease just fucking got kicked out his whole Cobra Kai all got kicked out of the All Valley his business no one was getting his bills were piling up he was just looking like a hobo but he still had his place and he was basically giving giving up on everything so I liked that story on what he was and then as the other new characters came into did it need uh robin lively jesska andrews no yeah and interesting thing i found out about that the reason why the relationship

made no sense is for one ralph machio was i guess just had gotten married at the time so he didn't he wanted their relationship on screen to be friends only and And then I guess the other thing was he was 27 and Robin lively was 16 at the time. So. Well, there you go. Yeah. She just not even had her in the movie. Yeah, it makes no sense. I mean, she didn't serve her purpose other than made those pots for the little bonsai trees.

Yeah. And got kicked in the stomach. That's about it. She didn't, she didn't do anything. And if it wasn't for her, the, when they went to go get the tree, little bonsai tree, the original bonsai tree, they wouldn't have dropped it.

That's Daniel's fault, man. How are you going to go sell the one thing that he brought from Okinawa? But, I mean, I love the film. I mean, it is what it is. I liked all the fighting in between,

but fucking Terry Silver, man. He fucking was badass. I loved him in this film. And remember, if you guys aren't up on Cobra Kai, man, remember Terry Silver. Remember him. Mike Barnes, Sean, is it Cannon or Canon or? I think it's Canaan.

Canaan. He's badass. I mean, I thought, I don't know if he's a legit fighter, but he came off as a good bad guy. I think I read he at the time of film and he was a Greenbelt. So they said he had more experience than anybody in the. movies combined. Yeah, because all the other ones I've seen, they were, when you watch them now, I mean, they are, they are moving pretty slow.

But Terry Silver, man, he looked like he was legit. I mean, all his kicks and moves and everything look, look flawless. Or maybe he's that good of an actor. This one, again, the story is Daniel's just got to defend his title. but he's kind of getting away from it his mom she went back to Newark to take care of Uncle Louis we finally got to see him only than mention him in the first movie so Lucille that's pretty much we only see her

Daniel's living with basically living with Mr. Miyagi because they built that little house guest room in the second film and Miyagi is just doing what he's doing but the apartment that he was working at Seems like they kicked everybody out. That one little neighbor lady from the very first movie, she made a return. Mrs. Milo on here, Francis Bay.

She comes back for you Seinfeld fans. She's the one that Jerry stole that marble rye from. Give me a you dirt, you old bag. You guys remember that one? I love that movie. That show. So, yeah, he doesn't have his job anymore. at that apartment because they're renovated and I see new new owners bought it.

So everybody got kicked out. He got fired and he was trying to figure out what he was going to do. Daniel, I assume he wasn't working or doing anything. He was just helping him. Never had a job. No. I mean,

did he go to college after the second one? Because he had all that money to do it. But I don't know how much you can do with 600 bucks because that's what he had. But, um, But yeah, so there Daniel's idea was let's open up a little Bonsai store and

Miyagi's like, all right, cool. But first he didn't want to, but then he was like, all right, we'll go along. And then this is more introduced to Jessica Andrew. She has a little pottery shop across the street. Daniel's trying to get something going with her. But then it almost does, but then she gets phone call from old boyfriend.

So that's just, let's just be friends. You're in the friend zone so that that tall can be it. And all that was pointless. Yeah, it happens so quick, too. It was all pointless. So she was obviously in love, we're giving her a little too much time, but she was obviously in love with her former boyfriend to just, all right, I'm going to go back and we're giving it another shot. Ladies, even you guys out there, man, just if it's done, it's done. I mean, I know it does, you can go back and it does help, but hey, this ain't the love doctor returns.

But anyway, uh, so hers. character's really nothing. She's just there in the way. So there's no love interest. And, I mean, good thing. Good for Ralph Macho. He didn't want to, well, I guess she was 16, so nothing could happen. Yeah, why would you, why would they cast

a 16-year-old as his love interest? Different times in the 80s. Come on now, Hollywood. Yeah, I don't know. But, so that's pretty much the story of Daniels and Miyagi's. They're trying to just keep their,

keep the toes tapping. In comes, I mean, John Crease is, it starts off. They end, they show, Sensey Crease, just rock bottom, business is about to go under. And I thought it was his, but this is when we find out that he actually, Terry Silver, his friend, that he did his war buddy from Vietnam, he owned that place. Yeah, there was a going to.

to be a lot of explanation, I believe, in the next season of Cobra Chi. All right. Save it all. We'll get there, everyone. Okay. I got a lot to say about that. So, yeah, we find out he's just giving up because he's getting a booted out of the tournament to league or whatever it is and no one, he, no students.

So he's like, man, fucking I'm throwing in the towel. He goes to Terry Silver, tells him we find Terry Silver's his buddy and he's a millionaire. I don't know if he's doing. dealing a nuclear waste, that's just something that, a little scene that happened during some dialogue. I mean, he's some kind of, some kind of businessman. But he's like a shady business man. And that's how a lot of them are. So, yeah, because they stay rich.

There is a scene where they're talking about a judge. And he was like, oh, who's a who's judging whatever? And they say it is. And he was like, oh, who's bribing like usual? And we'll have him over for dinner. Well, we'll make his favorite dish. So he's, yeah, he's a little on the shady side. Yeah, so, I mean, they don't really go into what his business is.

So that's just kind of, he's there. That's his character. But he obviously has the money to do whatever he wants. So he's like, nah, he's because he tells, Cree's like, here, man, here's the keys to the dojo. I'm out of here. I don't know what I'm going to do. And Tara Silver was like, no, man, I bought that for you. It's yours, free and clear.

Don't worry about it. And he goes, here, man. you just go get yourself here you're going to tahiti you're your flight leaves in a couple hours here just go and have fun and do what you got to do he goes don't worry I'll I'll figure this all out because did he come

I mean this is something really quick did Creeze go there and tell him that because of Daniel and Miyagi everything fell apart or did that he's like that came later on the phone call

okay because I was like all right I mean excuse me I'm thinking Terry Silver should have knew all this was going on yeah I figured there was something possibly said off screen

because it kind of felt like he wanted to when they had the phone call when John Creases in Tahiti getting rubbed down by some women I kind of felt like maybe there was something said they just did it off screen because it kind of seemed like he wanted to know more about the situation all right so

obviously they said something to each other to where Terry civil came up with this plan to uh take down daniel because from daniel he gets the the call of like hey you only have to fight in the final match to defend your title he doesn't have to go through the whole uh tournament thing so he's like he's like he's just wanted to do it but miyagi's like now we we did the first one because we had to prove

to the cobra kai and everything and to everyone else um that was why they were doing it for that one this one he was like you don't need to do it this is this there's there's no point for you to go in there and fight but daniel was like come on i just want to defend my title i only got to fight this one fight going there we will do good and we'll do it and in miaggi's like well you can do it if you want but I'm against it and I'm not going to train you so Daniels is this is when he's all the

the bitchy complaining Daniel through the whole fucking movie and then little dates with the little meetups with the Jessica nothing happens so so the builder

of the plan from Terry Silver was all right I'm going to worm my way into Daniel's life and then to to where Daniel can trust Terry Silver.

And then that's how he's going to get it, get good with him. And then we're going to go proceed with the plan. And then enters Mike Barnes. But before all that, Daniel is just, he's going to try to train, but Miyagi just, he's not having it. But he does end up getting some,

he rents out a little studio place for where they can sell their trees and everything so that that worked that worked out me Igu was kind of against it for a second but then he's like all right man cool because he's like here man here's the lease you can sign this and you're the owner and then he's reading it

and he goes well you gotta be on this lease too because we're going to be partners yeah cool awesome so the business is going to start to roll and then uh here in during when Terry Silver they brought in they he finds out who the in one of those Kung Fu

magazine the karate magazine was the karate's bad boy and there's a picture of Mike Barnes they're like all right I got this guy this is the guy I'm gonna bring in to help us with the plan Mike Barnes shows up he meets Terry Silver and he's like yeah I'll give you this much money to help help us what we're doing and then he's like I've been thinking if I can't remember exactly to him. I think it was an awesome like 10 grand or something like that. No, no, he got a percentage. 25% of the

Corrata Cobra Cat Dojo's. Yeah, and then he goes, no, I've been thinking, uh, I want 50%. So And he goes, well, I can't do that. And then he's like, well, I'm out of here then. And then so Terry's like, all right, all right. Yeah, 50%. And I like how Terry Silver is going with Matt Barnes,

off of seeing his picture in a magazine that's it he doesn't have to see anything else the magazine says he's the bad boy of karate so that's my guy well i don't know they don't have time to go into it but i did then he goes all right well all right well you're going to be working here with the snakes or whatever that guy's name was what the fuck was his name snake and oh it's snake okay a question because i i i just did a lot of like I don't know why I just I went into this rabbit hole of like looking at information at this movie on IMDB it said this this guy that plays snake he he tried out for the role of Matt Barnes but got the role of snake and in IMDB it says that he is Terry Silver's son I never felt like he was his son wait who who is his son they're saying If you look at the trivia in IMDB, the guy that plays Snake tried out for the part of Matt Barnes. Okay.

They wrote it. They wrote the part for him because they wanted him to be in the movie. And it says it's supposed to be Terry Silver's son. I never got that. I didn't either. I thought it was just two little cronies that he hired because it was Snake and Dennis. Dennis didn't have one line in the whole movie. Dennis is

I believe he owns karate dojoes in real life Like he's actually a real deal Why didn't he do anything Or was he just one of the Trainers? Because he didn't do

Well he threw in a couple punches But then he got thrown into a shelf And that was it He was just quiet standing in the back Came in if they needed him Snake was a fucking ass like I'll bring him up when we get to the end But fuck

Oh man I hated that guy with those extra medium tight shirts. Oh, fuck those motherfuckers. Oh, if you want to be bad, snakes don't want to be bad with. Oh, fuck. Those are the fuckers we beat up at school. Because they acted like that, man. They thought they were better than you and talk down at you.

And if you're not buff, don't wear tight-ass shirts. Oh, fuck. Fuck, fuck, Snake. Yeah, like it was the tight shirts and the little gold chain. No. There's a little convertible Those are the guys We beat up

I mean because they were assholes I wasn't one of those guys that were looking for fights But when you got motherfuckers like snake Coming at you all the time Talking shit and cut your hair And you're fucking I thought it was Mexican for some reason But all right

But yeah those motherfuckers We always ended up fighting those dudes Yeah those chains I'm just not one for jewelry I barely wear my wedding bed Yeah and I felt like like he was trying to do the voice too. Like that line I just said with Terry Silver was like,

if you want to be bad, he's the one to be bad with. And Snake was like, you know it. Oh, I mean, nothing against Jonathan Ableton or however you say his last thing. He sold the role. He played a good part. But just the asshole that's like, maybe he's not even like that in real life. I hope he's not. But man, I hated it.

hated him the most out of everybody in this movie. Yeah, if he was Terry's son, maybe they should have played more into that and just got rid of the whole Jessica character. Yeah, I could yeah,

I don't know, but once they kind of get into it and then is when Mike Barnes and Dennis and snakes show up to the little bonsai shop because Jessica and Daniel are in there.

kind of setting up and they they're like hey man uh we really uh we need one know if you're gonna we heard you're not gonna fight this year and he's like uh no and then that's when mike barnes comes in they look man i need your title and you're like what news well going to the end of the turn and fight for it's like no i need your title like he needs to win it from daniel so he's like well no and daniel's just fucking just pusified just always looked like he's getting ready to to get hit. Yeah. Don't hit me.

Yeah. That one shoulder comes up and his neck starts to go back. I was like, oh, fuck. Come on, Daniel. You just fought for your life in Okinawa. Like a week, maybe a week past, because when the Sensei

Creece was flying out to Tahiti, he was going into the airport as Daniel and Mr. Miyagi were coming back from Okinawa. So he must eat a lot of sushi and rice or something on the plane. because Daniel did puff up a little bit on the plane ride back. But we did find out that, what's her name, Kumiko, or I think that was her name. She wasn't going to come, but then she got a job or whatever, so she ain't coming.

She got accepted to a dance studio in Tokyo. Yeah. So no more of her. So, yeah, so that's the story right now. So once Mike Barnes and those guys come in, they realize it. Snakes and the gang Start Snake

They start You know it Oh far I'm a fucking punch her in his face Just for that No They They that's when they start

Torturing Daniel They pop up here and there One of the other times They pop up to the Well Daniel is still trying to get Miyagi To do it. Miyagi's like no

He's not But While Daniel is kind of training in the back of Miyagi's house, Mike Barnes comes in. And I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Miyagi and Daniel were at his house, and Terry Silver shows up.

And he's in jeans and a sweatshirt. He comes in and wants to let them know that he just got the word. He just buried John Crease because he knows his sense they sent him to them to ask for forgiveness or whatever. He had a very believable story. Yeah, he did. He goes, John Crease dishonored the Cobra Kai.

So he goes, his sense I sent him to offer them their apologies and everything. So that's when he told him, oh, yeah, he, I buried him this morning. So I'm like, oh, man, well, I'm sorry for your friend. And apology accepted, so we're all good. So that's kind of how he,

he he meets me, Aggie and Daniel. And along the way, Daniel's still trying to throw his game down on Jessica. And at this point, she didn't bring up a boyfriend yet. So Daniel, Terry's riding by,

hey, man, what's up? And then they're kind of talking. And he finds out that he's training. And he goes, yeah, I'm kind of doing this one on my own. Because he was like,

oh, you're training for the All Valley? And he goes, well, tell me, I'll get to train you this and that camera exactly what he said. Like sweeps.

Yeah, because there's, the sucker for that in these tournaments and he goes oh i'm kind of doing this on my own he's like oh all right well i got a book and maybe i'll drop a buy and let you learn you're okay cool so he kind of takes off all right we're back at the house now other things in between we're going on but nothing really needed to build up to add to the story well so daniel's in the back of the house mike barnes shows up and then uh they kind of get into it a little mike's i mean mike's just throwing thing punches and everything punches and everything

everything. Daniel as well, but Mike's just blocking them all. Like, all right, that's cool. That's better. And then he basically would have got his ass beat,

but then, go ahead. I love this seat so much because Daniel's so fucking weak. Because you're right. He's like, yeah, better. He's,

as Daniels throwing punches. Yeah, that's better. And then he punches Matt in the face. And the punch is so weak that all Matt does. He says, don't do that. Oh,

like, what the fuck? Matt, a Mike. Oh, Mike. I was like, who's Matt? Is it Mike Barnes?

I think I'll be calling him Matt the whole time. That's Mike Barnes. Yeah. That makes me laugh every time. Daniel punches him straight in the face and he just says, don't do that. Yeah, he does.

He like just barely, he takes it like a champ. And he just looks, and he does it one more time. And that's when he starts putting a beating on, on Daniel. So while that's going on, Terry Silver comes in. And then he grabs him in the, oh, he like, he grabs him and it kind of pulls him off.

And then he holds the back of his head and he goes, if I ever see you around this kid again, that's it. And then he like gets the book and he holds the book up, punches the book or like palms the book and it hits Mike in the face. And then he kind of kicks him in the butt and then he leaves. Oh, here's that book I wanted to show you. And it's like, oh, and then he goes, yeah, just do the lake sweep. So he's kind of, they train for a little quick and show him how to do it. And he sweeps Terry Silver. He goes, hey, man, I just wanted to let you know, man.

I'm reopening Cobra Kai. And we're going to try to set things straight here. So if you ever need some place to train, come let me know. He goes, all right, cool. So more altercations with Mike Barnes. and snakes and Dennis they're back at the shop again

because they go in there and they get into it again and then this is when because they didn't really fight or anything that first time no I was just arguing

yeah and telling them yeah I need your I need your title so this time they come in and then he goes I'm not going to do it I'm not going to because they give him the the four

form fill out. He's like, I ain't doing it. So he tears it up and they're like, all right, man. So they start to kind of destroying the place. So, Daniel gets into it with them. Is this when Jessica gets kicked? Yeah. First, what's his name?

Trainer. Trainer guy. I can't remember his name. Not Snake, but the other dude, he is taken out by Daniel, which I thought was pretty fucking weak. Hey, Dennis. Yeah, Dennis gets taken out.

Then I think snakes are about to jump in, and that's when she, like, hits them in the stomach with a bowl of mac and cheese, and that takes care of Dennis, or not Dennis, a snake. And that's when Mike decides to kick her in the stomach. Oh, man. So, yeah, so they're going at it back and forth, and then he obviously, he comes in to save the day basically because yeah Mike and was throwing the kicks and everything out and Daniel was just just taking the hits like it like it was nothing

no no he was taking him but he just wasn't doing anything I was like come on dude what are you doing because yeah when he threw snakes into the the shelf because Daniel's just bitching and crying snake pushes him swings Daniel kicks him in the chest throws him into some shelves he goes down here comes snakes snakes gets hit by jessica and a bowl of mac and cheese mike barnes looks like her

kicks her in the stomach she goes down and then mike and daniel go at it mich daniel strikes first and mike is just blocking it all then he starts with the front kicks with the kicks and then he boots him in front kick into the i don't know some kind of little shelf or something he goes down this is when

he's punching him in the face and he's telling him to stop don't do that I was like, you're, Daniel, you're so weak. Mike hands him another form to pick up the sign that Daniel takes it and burns or tears it. And then Mike socks him in the gut, gives him a kick. And Daniel's laying on the ground. And this is when Miyagi comes in. And all right, right here.

Fucking snake. You know it. He comes in and does it like a weak, ass, slow-ass punch at me. Miagi, Miagi blocks that, throws him down, and Mike jumps in, and he's throwing punches and everything at Miyagi. Miyagi's just basically blocking him and then kicks Mike Barnes out out of the shop. Snake and Dennis and Mike jumping their little corvette and doing donuts in the street and being all stupid, and then they all yelling some obscene shit and take off and almost get hit by Amtrak train. Jessica's

sitting her holding her stomach Miyagi like all right guys it's all over let's go in so and again

this is I mean just the the bitchiness of Daniel he's still trying to come on man

let's do it miagi's like eh nah I'm good so um this is when uh

dan is like man fuck it all right I'm going to go to uh to uh to uh cobra kai and see if I get some lessons

from Terry silver Well, first, when they get back to the house, they find out that they had stolen all their bonsai trees. Oh, that's right. Yeah, we get more scenes of Daniel crying and complaining. As Mr. Miyagi is like, I'm just going to go fishing. Yeah, because earlier, I mean, before they, he does show him where the original bonsai tree that he brought back from Okinawa. and I think what was that devil's cauldron or whatever

Yeah yeah Some little big pit that goes down by the ocean And uh because it's it's hard to get to So So they that's we kind of know that we know that's there Because then he was miagi told me yeah this this is one of the original trees So it's it's really expensive So that's why I put it way down there where no one can get to it

So Dan was like all right And then he just keeps trying to get Miyagi. He's like, no, I'm not going to help you. Yeah, go back to the house. All the shit stolen. And just the form to fill out to enter the tournament. And Daniel was like, ah, I'm going to the cops and this and that. And then that's when Miyagi goes fishing.

So at this time, he's like, fuck it. I'm just going to go to Terry Silver and have him train me to it. So he goes there. And then they kind of just start doing some. warm up stuff and they are good man you know what you're doing so uh let's do it and then he goes all right he goes but he kind of like grills him because look um if you're gonna if i'm gonna help you train you you you need to do what i say and not basically not question it and and everything if you want if you want to win this is this is what we're going to do so are you all right with

that and they're like all right good he goes yeah i'm good and he goes the answer you you're looking for is yes sir you're motherfuckers so they're all right yeah yes sir so all right so they start doing with this like a fighter can't fight

if he can't breathe it was either can't breathe or can't no I think it was can't breathe first and that's no can't stand oh can't that's right can't stand so I guess not break their legs but I guess come close to it

it was before he did Oh, I was like, no, this is when he introduced, he goes, this is for, this is for extreme measures. We got to do some extreme training. So we're going to, I'm going to do something that I created called Quicksilver, and it was just the lessons. Yeah, and the first lesson, if a man can't fight, if he can't stand. So he wanted to, he had this little, to steel frame dummy looking thing, two by fours for legs and arms. And I don't know how thick those pieces of wood. for the head and the chest.

Probably like fence or not, like slats for fences or something. I don't know what kind of what it is. But I know those two by fours. I ain't no joke. So I wouldn't try that. So Daniel's like trying to do it, just trying to. He goes, yeah, kick here. And he's barefooted.

Trying to try to do this. Try to do that. And then he, Daniel, just not doing it. And he's like, come on, man. This is a little extreme, man. I mean, what are you doing? And then he's like, Terry is like, all right. So he looks at it.

And then he just, assay, ass, the shit he was yelling. And fucking just breaks, breaks the boards. Let me see. Okay, I'm watching it right now. He does the fist first before he does the legs. He's punching because the face. because when he was going well you got to fight more harder

in this one because last time is different he goes the last time you weren't fighting this and this one he turns a picture around and says karate's bad boy and it's a picture of Mike Barnes so he has him punching it he goes yeah just give him or like a man can't fight if he can't see

so he's just giving him straight shots to that face Daniel's doing that and he's just his knuckles start bleeding so make believe it's his blur. Good. Okay.

I'm going, I'm jumping forward now. I told it. But yeah, he tried to sweep the legs. He couldn't do it and everything. And, so he was like,

when he, when he was done for the day, he went back to, um, to the house. And he was like, ah, and then he took his shoe off and his foot was instantly all bruised.

Um, Yagi came in because he kind of, realized he was limping. So he goes, hey, what's the matter? And you know, nothing. I'm just training and doing some sit-ups. And he goes, what's wrong with foot? And he had his foot hiding under the blanket.

So he pulled the blanket back and goes, oh, man, I don't know. I don't know. What happened? I mean, I don't know. And so he brought out the foot powder and dumped it in some hot water. And it helped it heal all of these ancient Japanese

secret stuff that he's got. So he's like, He was all good with that. Oh, he did his elbow the second time. Yeah, if a man can't breathe, he can't fight. Yeah, so that's when he was hitting the elbows into the little wood frame. I mean, that's, I know guys can do that, but I don't know if you want to start right with it. But that's what I liked about Terry Silver's character on what he was doing.

he was building he was building him up getting him to to do all that so was it after this one where he kind of goes off on him kind of makes him feel like i'm wasting my time with you yeah and then he hides around the corner and daniel's like hitting a bar and he's just like sitting there to snickering and yeah because he yeah he got mad because daniel was doing it he was like he was like he seemed like he wasn't trying and he's like man he goes if you're not can do what I tell you man. It's like, wasting my time. Then he kind of storms out and just, he knew what he's doing, because then he can hear Daniel.

You see him and he's like, all right. And then he's still trying to hit that thing and break the boards, but he can't. So Terry Silver knows, all right, I got him. He's doing what I'm saying. But in the meantime, he's just, he's getting all beat up and fucked up because the second time with his elbow, he's got it resting in that stuff, the little the powder that Miyagi had and then Miyagi comes in and he's like

she knocks the the board or the bowl over because Miyagi's just knocking hey what are you doing to yourself and this is when Daniel just snaps on him look man if you're not if you're not going to help me don't or whatever just don't give him shit or I mean what he just

like screamed at him and this was the part that got me because Miyagi just I mean up to this point Miyagi has given Daniel everything and then Daniel just snapped on him

and then he was like just basically leave me alone and you're not going to help me and then Miyagi turns and looks and he's like crying and I was like oh yeah and this is a character through almost three movies

has kept his cool you kind of went out what was that oh I said this is a character after three movies that's kept as cool. Yeah, because he was just cool, cool as a cucumber this whole time. But, I mean, I really felt it, man. I was like, oh, man. I mean, just thinking of the past two movies.

And then Daniel was just like fucking asshole. But so he kept on training. And then Daniel finally at one point just snapped. and was like, ah, yeah, then he, because he wanted to prove it, because then that's when he just finally,

she broke both of the, the two-by-fours with the lays, he broke the arms, he broke the little chest board, and then batting, he broke the face one. And they were like, yeah, yeah.

So Terry realized, all right, I got him to where I want him. Daniel can do all this. And then Daniel's like, oh, yeah, he walks out of there, and he's all big,

high and mighty. He ends up going on a date with Jessica. to some dance club and Dan, man, man, this kid cannot dance. I can't dance either. Hey, his mom taught him. So they're out there dancing.

Terry Silver shows up, kind of whispers around to some guy basically and go pick a fight with this kid. And then so that guy comes up and tries to get Jessica to dance and they go, hey, hey, man, she's with me. And then that guy's, oh, she's with me now or whatever the hell he says. And then he kind of gets into it. And Daniel just hauls.

Don't even think of. about it, just, blah. You know, Terry Silver shows up. Hey, man, what are you doing here? He goes, hey, you told me you were going to be here, remember? And you're like, oh, and that's when that dude pops in there. And it starts up. And then Daniel just clocks him in the face real quick, and that guy falls down.

Daniel grabs Jessica as they go running out of there. And then that guy's like, hey, then the security goes, oh, my nose is broke. And he goes, yeah, sure is. Hey, where's that dude with my money? because Daniel and basically left Jessica there because Daniel and Terry Silver just hauled ass and ran out of there and then they were like oh man

that was beautiful you didn't even think and he just and then oh man I go back in there I want to do they're like what are you doing? No come on man that was good and then Daniel's next scene you see him on the phone talking to the hospital I need to know his name I just want to let him know I'm going to pay for I'm the guy I'm the guy that broke his nose

and he just started just put him on the phone god damn it and then they hang up on her and then he's just fucking flipping out mr miagi comes in and he's like he goes i'm just i did every all the stuff you train me i did the opposite he goes he was just so frustrated at this point he goes i don't know what i'm doing and then miagi's just there he is man he just again calm just trying to calm him down and everything and he goes he goes i i just i can't do it man i got to stop he goes man he goes man I've been, this is where he was like, he was just talking so far. I just got to do something tonight, man.

And me, I guess, well, can't I wait till tomorrow? He's like, no, no, let me just do this and we'll be all good. I got to do it now. And he was like, all right. So Daniel goes to Cobra Kai. He walks in there, he's looking around. Terry Silver's in there doing some kicks and stuff. And then he starts talking to him.

He was like, hey, man, thank you so much. But I'm not going to need your training. anymore and then this is when he gets into him gets in his face and he goes man he goes uh you're gonna be he goes he goes i'm just not i'm not gonna fight and he's telling him goes you you're gonna get in that on that mat and you're gonna fight and he goes well i'm sorry you you can't make me do what i don't want to do he goes i've been making you do every all kinds of stuff uh when you since you've met me stuff that you didn't want to do and then i mean thinking about it really he made him break up that little

two by four man and just put all this crazy shit in his head. That's why he socked that dude in the face and didn't even think about it. But that was a cobra Kai way. Strike first, strike hard. He just cocked him and broke his nose. So he's like, oh, no. And he's like, well,

I'm gonna, no, no, no. And he goes, I'm not gonna do it. And then he goes, all right, man, let's show him how we're gonna make him do it. And then this is when Mike Barnes comes walking out. And he's like, fuck. So he's like, you're going to turn and run away. And the cutout of John Crease, if you guys remember for the first film, it's still there. So he, as he's trying to walk out the door, Chris pops out behind and he going, rah, rah!

And then he's getting all scared. And he's like, if he's bachan three against one right here, he's like, I'm not going to, I'm not going to fight. and then he's like, oh yeah and then fucking Mike Barnes just steps into it. You know, what's hilarious is Daniel tries to sweep the leg

horribly. Because what he's telling him is he goes, let's show Mr. Crease how he's going to get his business back. And he goes, he goes, I'm not going to fight. You can't make me. He goes, you don't have to fight. You can just stand there

and let him kick your ass. So yeah, he does Dan, but Daniel does strike first. He tries. a sweep. We can't... I'm watching this, everyone. Week-ass sweep. He, like, just barely moves his leg. Mike Barnes is already in his stance. All he does is

just lift his leg, like a few inches off, and that weak ass sweep, even if he did connect and he didn't lift his leg, he wouldn't have no kind of damage. So he grabs, Mike grabs him, haves him up against the wall, starts socking him in the stomach, and

Daniel's not even trying to fight. So he kind of pushes them towards the door. And then Mike goes and runs out to go get him. And this is when, which is kind of goofy, Mike comes flying back through the doors. And then he goes falling onto the mat.

And here comes Mr. Miyagi. You got that super strong. I guess. He flew in. I head first through the doors. And Miyagi comes in and Mike and kind of just steps to the side. No, he,

no, Mike goes after after Miyagi, because when he was, walks in. This is when Taylor's, oh, here's he, here's the big war hero. And then he sees John Crease. And at this point, they thought he was dead. And we were, we obviously knew he was alive. Mike takes a swing at Miyagi. He grabs him and throws him against the wall. He hits the lights and lights go out. John and, um, and Terry Silver staring at each other. I love when they bow. Party time. Come on. They better do that in season before.

So, Terry Silver, he's rolls his sleeves up. He's ready to get into this. And John's like, we're all friends. And then, Yagi. I mean, even, all right. John Crease right here with his little sorry-ass stance. His fists, okay, I'm doing it right now. Picture of this, everyone.

His fists are like a few inches away from his face. I mean, I don't know how much power. can get from that, but I don't know. It's a movie. So he's ready. He throws a punch at Miyagi. He blocks it and then kicks him in the face. And then slams his leg and slams him down.

And then the crease throws more kicks at him. He's blocking them all. And Miyagi kind of gives him a knee to the gut. Hit them in the back with an elbow, then it throws him to the mat. And this part's badass. Terry Silver, dumb thing going, whoa! He's geared him up.

And Miyagi's just looking at him. Terry's just doing all these crazy-ass dumb-ass moves. But I love this line. Come on, little man. Let's see how good you really are. Because Terry's legit right here, man. He throws in a kick

in his like perfect form. Miss Miyagi ducks. From what I understand, I think the double for Miyagi is that Darryo Vidal guy because I know he doubled him in the first film but I don't know maybe he came out I didn't really read into it on this one

but all the kick and everything that's what's Terry Silver's real name Thomas Ian Griffith I think yeah I mean this this is him Valic yeah he's throwing

left and rights and he's missing and Miyagi's still not doing that and he's just blocking and dodging he throws a jump up high kick miyagi just pushes him back terry's still winding up on the map is getting ready for a front kick he misses or he no miyagi like grabs the leg and forces him down he falls and then he kind of sweeps the leg and then terry jumps back up miyagi is still like he broke a sweat all right at me i kind of like a running right at miy

miygi like basically ducks that grabs him spins him around and throws him into one of the glass mirrors on the wall that's up on the wall and it breaks and then the white paint that they were painting the walls falls down on top of him and Miyagi just, whoa,

and then Terry just starts screaming. You think that's it? I'm going to open up cobra guys all over the place and I'm even going to teach for free and start yelling at. Fucking John Creast is fucking he didn't do shit. I mean, he just took a couple of a kick

and a punched to the back and he jumps up and acts like he's all rough and tough. He does that thing where he's like holding on to his shirt with both hands. Yeah, man, he's obviously sorry because he got taken care of quick. Terry Silver did more than he did. So this is when Dan, now are you going to train me? And he goes, aye. So now they're like, all right.

So then you get into that whole montage of them learning Cata and training and all that. finally get to the Mike Barnes is just wrecking shop and training being so poor Dennis that's right they show him training but he's and your boys at the

background smiling but yeah they show the montage of them Miyagi and Daniel training they show Mike Barnes doing his thing and everything Yeah, snakes, dumbass.

Dennis is getting beat up. We finally get to the the final or to the tournament. Mike Barnes has already kicked ass all the way to the end. But then he just has to fight Daniel at the end for the main champion. Again, as we talked about in the last episode,

I don't understand the rules to this tournament. Because it seems like Mike should have never got this far because he was doing illegal shit on purpose. The whole time, I mean, I'm surprised even during this match, I'm surprised they didn't stop it. Because I'm okay, one, the illegal punch to the face, all right. And then a groin shot, okay. But there was other things in this where he was just beating the shit out of there. They didn't look like it was doing much damage, but, you know, okay, I can see. that it is.

Oh, man. So, all right. I wish I would at least show more of Mike beating the shit out of everyone to get to this. And it seems like he was the only, well, I guess they could because that's what Miyagi did with Daniel. It was just him, one student. So it was only, well, obviously, they didn't have any other students because everyone jumped ship on them. So it was just Mike Barnes that just whipped ass all the way through the tournament. we get to the final fight.

Hopefully Daniel was nice and loose before he got in there, because Mike just beat the shit out of it. I don't know how many guys before he got this. So he's been fighting all day. So he's fully warmed up and everything. So they're about to, because the idea is what Terry told him was, look, man.

He goes, first you get a point, then you lose a point. They do that back and forth until the time is up. And then we go into sudden death. and then you get the point and then we lead then we win so Mike's like all right cool so he knows the plan they get up to onto the mat and they start fighting

Mike draws blood first with some kicks misses misses misses throws a punch Daniel just pushes out and jumps out of the ring and uh you but you could you could see the fear in Daniel he's not like he knows he's got to do what he's got to do

but he's like he doesn't really seem to that he's not in it yet because he's got that that scared look in his face because Mike's got that I'm about to fuck you up look because yeah because he keeps going after him he gets Daniel

again and chases him out of the ring but they're like gives him like a fucking kidney shot in the back and all right everyone these are not my words in this but this is when it gets racial

Terry Silver again, I didn't write this and this is what they say in it. Crease and Terry Silver are off to the side. Okay, really quick before I say what he said. Earlier in the film

when John Crease was listening to his messages, the All Valley people call him and said, look, you haven't paid your dues and you haven't done this, so you're out of it. You're out of the tournament and good luck with your life. Before the final match, Terry Silver got up there and gave this big-ass speech, and we find out that he gave a huge donation for the whole tournament.

So I'm sure that he basically bought Cobra Kai's Way back into it. Yeah, looking very rich with his ascot or whatever it is, a little scarf he has. He had his slick back ponytail. But he was up there, man, he's like a politician, man. He's just telling what the crowd wants to hear, saying that, yeah, what I learned is, we're opening up more Cobra Kai dojos, and you're going to learn how I learn with dignity and discipline

and respect and all this shit that he's spilling out of his mouth, which we all know was wrong. And Daniel was like, rolling his eyes, throwing his hands up in the air, listen to all this, and then we get into the fight. All right. Terry Silver and John Crease are standing off to the side after Mike chases Daniel out of the ring again. All right.

Terry Silver goes, look over at the slope. For those you who don't know, slope is a derogatory term towards Japanese people. It was the 80s. Yeah, I was like, damn. And so they're like, yeah, so they're like, all right, one point Barnes, get back in. again Daniel's all scared he Mike comes running in he trips

Daniel trips Mike he falls down but jumps up really quick Daniel tries it going with a front kick and he grabs it Mike grabs Daniel's foot and then kicks him supposedly kicks him in the balls but you can clearly see it kicked him like on the inner thigh or something

so Daniel's falling down holding his balls rolling around the ground dumb ass snake comes jumping into jumping on to hey Danny boy how the family jewels and I'm like oh fuck so he's kind of like in a push-up position Daniel grabs his arm and pulls it down and snakes falls on his face and he tries to jump up like he's missed to get bad and he's going to do something but the ref jumps and the same ref from the first film and the second film he goes get off the mat, get off the mat now. And snakes thinks he's all rough and tough with his

extra medium, tight-ass shirt, his big old gold chain. He kind of goes back and stands by Crease and Terry Silver and he gets in some pose like he's all legit. Like, bitch, you just got fucking

dealt with a hell of quick on the mat, you dumb ass. So a legal growing kick and that costs Barnes a point. So the score is Zero, Daniel's limping around. Mike is ready for more.

Again, zero, so they get into fighting positions. Mike comes in with some punches. Daniel's just dodging them all. Left, right, left, rights. And then he finally gets Daniel on the chest and gets the point. Daniel falls down and rolls off the mat.

So Miyagi's still like, oh, my God. Terry's over and those guys are all just enjoying it. The crowd is screaming. Come on, Barnes. Come on, Daniel. Everyone's screaming for LaRousseau. Nothing's happened. Daniel just looks like a man like he's defeated.

Can barely breathe. Mike is ready to come in. He comes in with a kick. Misses. I like this right here. And when Mike throws that kick, it was like a roundhouse kick, but Daniel dodges it.

He throws Mike to the ground. He's onto the mat. So he's about to just, I guess, come in and lean for the point, but Mike holds up his leg and then kind of stops him, so they, all right, stop the match at that point. Mike jumps up as he's walking to go get him over on his line,

and then, bah, gives Daniel a right cross. Again, I don't understand the rules, because the only penalty is that you get some point taken? Yeah, so it's a penalty point for an intentional face contact, and he looks over at Terry Silver, And he's like, perfect. So again, the point that Mike just got, he lost, Daniel still looks beat up. They're all ready to go.

And then Mike comes at him. Basically, chases Matt or Matt, chases Danny or Daniel off the mat. And he goes falling into Terry Silver. And then Terry leads into him. Now the real pain begins, Danny, boy. And then they all start laughing. And Mike pushes him. and then they're all stupid

and they got to get back on their lines. Again, everyone's screaming and cheering for him. Miyagi's just looking down like, oh, what the hell is going to happen here? So they get back in the fighting positions. Mike, okay, right here. He should have been disqualified a long time ago, but right here, he should for surely should have been kicked out.

Mike throws a punch. He misses Dan. Daniel throws one and misses. No, when Daniel throws one, Mike grabs it, his arm kind of spin his left arm spins him around and then starts kicking him in the back

with these weak-ass kicks like just over and over and over again then he finally gives a big left foot kick from the heel kick and gets him right in the back and then he falls down and then they're all just they're screaming and everybody

and the ref isn't all right see again with the rules here one illegal kick to the back maybe all right but over and over and over and over intentionally that doesn't qualify for disqualification again is a movie everyone but I'm like come on it's very loose rules here

and bike barge get up your pansy ass so he's screaming and there was no point for the kick and then they're just like all right whatever I hated how Daniel or Ralph Machio acted in the scene. The scene when Daniel, or Mr. Miyagi comes and he's basically trying to tell him, you must not lose the fear and all this.

Why does Daniel look like he's blind? Like he don't know where to look and he's just crying like a little bitch? I don't know. All right. They're back on their lines. Go for it. And then Mike just leans in and just starts blind. just giving Daniel like elbow shots to the gut and then he falls down the ground and he goes

what's matter sweetheart having trouble breathing but he's leading in on him and the refs like holding mike back like come on and the camera goes to terrier so i love it when he pounds him i'm like shut up so daniel's just laying there screaming or they're just like oh my guy he doesn't know what's going to happen so uh there was no point on on any of that so the score is still zero zero. I mean, he's got, there's only 10 seconds left in the match. Daniel can barely breathe because Mike is just

whooping his ass. They dive into it. All right, another thing. Mike, Daniel doesn't even try to block or kick or do anything. Mike comes running in, grabs Daniel and then just immediately starts kicking him in his side again.

And then they just, it's over to a rest period. The match is over. Now you've got to go they're going to sudden death. So those are all these kicks over and over and over again. Why aren't they

disqualifying him? I mean, he should have been out of the match two rounds ago. But this is when Daniel falls on the ground. Go ahead. Maybe he's because he's the bad boy of karate. They're just like, oh, that's stuff he would do. Oh, it's just my, it's just Barnes.

That's just how he is. So Daniel's, crying around on the floor, Miyagi comes jumping in and tell him. And Daniel's like, man, it's over, it's over. He goes, forget about it. It's over. I'm afraid. Let's get out of here. And Miyagi's like, no.

He goes, I want to go home. He goes, no. He goes, you're not. You can't. You must not. And he goes, okay to lose to appointment, opponent must not lose to fear. And Daniel goes, but I'm afraid. And then he's just pussy and now, I'm afraid. Because what do you want me

to do? Daniel or Miyagi just like, or whatever that he says. And then he tells you, you got to stay focused. And he tells him, he goes, your best karate is still inside. Time to let out.

And then Daniel's like, all right, all right, cool. This is so weird, because as you brought up earlier, he was just fighting for his life weeks ago. Yeah.

And now he's afraid. I would have been afraid. Raydra Landman, this guy, I mean, the fucking chosen, I'll kill you. What do you say? You dishonored me again. Yeah. Next time I kill you. I mean, he was ready to kill, what's her name with a butterfly knife?

Yeah, because they were going to fight to death. Because, I mean, Miyagi even said, he goes, the same tournament, this is for real. I mean, because that's what Miyagi told him, because when Daniel asked, because he had been in plenty of fights, he goes, but for life, not for points. Yeah. You got through that a couple of weeks ago. fighting for your life. Yeah, this is very weird, and it almost feels like all that training from the first two movies is not existing now.

Yeah. But all right, everyone, it gets racial again. This is the racial karate kid. Daniel's still laying there on the ground, and Mike Barnes jumps up. Fighters, on your life. Come on, get up! Get on that life! Get on that line, Laruso!

You're worthless. Your slow teacher's nothing. Get up, man. You're no champion. Get up. You suck, Luzzo. You suck, man. And your teacher's karate's shit.

You hear me? It's shit. You're a joke, Laruso. The karate's a joke. And your teacher is a worse shit. And he's nothing. He's nothing. And you're nothing.

I own you. I own you, Luruso. Where's your little chap teacher now, huh? He's a phony, man. He's a fake. And he even teach you nothing. Your karate shit, you hear.

Get up, get up! And he's like, kneels down. Come on, get up. Get on that line. Get on that line, LaRuso. And then he goes, you're worthless. Your slope teacher is nothing. I remember seeing that, like, God damn.

He's like, get up. You know, champion, get up. And he goes, I own you. He goes, you suck. He sucks. You suck, you suck, man. And he goes, your teacher's karate is shit. You hear me?

He's shit. And I'm like, fuck. he goes, you keep yelling, you're done, LaRousseau? Oh, man, this part makes me mad just watching it every time. The camera goes to dumb-ass snake. He's got this stupid-ass look on his face.

Terry Silver's clapping and he's smiling. He got Sensei Creas right in the middle thinking he's ultra-cool with this smirk on his face and he's giving the come-on sign with his hand. I'm like, oh, ha, ha, ha. They're bad guys. Yeah, they are. All three of them are.

And they did their job So that's or all of them Yeah no love for Dennis He didn't even get a line But he just got beat up But Barnes is still screaming And your karate is a joke Your teacher is worth shit

He's nothing He's nothing And you're nothing And then he's We can go back After he's screaming all this We're looking at Daniel Then the camera goes back to Barnes

I own you I own you La Rousseau And he goes You little Jap t teacher now, oh no, where's your little jet teacher now, huh? I was like, fuck. What did the

this? He's a phony man. He goes a fake and he ain't teaching you nothing. Your karate shit, you hear me. Get up. And then Daniel finally gets up. They're getting already. All right, I got a problem with this part right here too.

Daniel's, he's already. He bows at Miyagi. He bows to Mike. Mike's already a fighting position. But when they yell begin, Daniel starts going into the Cata stuff that Miyagi was teaching him.

I would like to learn something like this, because I know with all the bullshit that goes on, the stress level that I'm at, I'd like to fucking just be focused on something. So any listeners out there, send me videos where I can learn some of this shit. Like, seriously, it helps me. So he starts doing the Cata. Mike's like, puzzled. Like, what the fuck's going on? You see Terry Silver, he's like, what's going on? And then Mike starts to back up and they're screaming,

get the point, get the point. I like that snake yells. He's hallucinating. Hit him. I was like, no, no, but apparently nobody knows what Cata is. Yeah. Well, um, Terry Silver knew because when, uh, um, when he came that one time, Daniel was doing that goes, oh, Cata and he goes, yeah, that's, yeah, that's good. That's good focus or whatever he had told him. So he knew. I think he said it was good. as a warm up. Oh, yeah. So I think that's why he's confused.

So they're back on the mad. They're getting ready. The clock is already ticking. So did they finally get up? Daniel gets into form. Mike's already. Mike charges Daniel. This is where I had a big problem with this.

He's been kicking ass with this whole match. Mike runs in with his right arm up. Like he threw a punch, but it looks. so slow like he just came running in with his arm up like that was going to do some damage so it was real easy for Daniel to grab him grab his arm

and just flip him and then just give him a punch to the ribs to get the point and the match is over. The gotta confuse Mike. I guess it was just a weak point man I mean

yeah we don't want to see the crane but I mean do something more exciting he just he just flipped him and punched him in the side and that was it now he's the winner so he jumps up mike slam at his hand everyone's mad earlier they were handing out cobra kai t-shirts and they're all throwing them back at him i like crease threatens the backhand people in the crowd that one black lady standing there and he's like about to like he's gonna back in her and she like crapses down good acting lady you did your job sure she

And there goes snake behind him, act like he's going to jump in. Yeah. I like this ending because earlier Daniel was always trying to, like, he wanted to hug Miyagi, but Miyagi's like, he would stop him and they would bow.

So Daniel runs up to him and they start to bow because he's all excited. He's like, they do bow, but then Daniel's like, forget about it! And then they started hugging and they're screaming, and we did it, we did it.

And they're hugging, and then they freeze. That's correct. Routy Kid 3. Ah, snakes, that motherfucker. You know it. Oh, my God.

Yeah, I was bitching and he complained about the whole movie, but I still love it. My favorite character was Terry Silver, man. He was fucking badass. Valick was tough as in vampires. He was good in that. He did some other movies.

I want to say was a Kung Fu action film I cannot remember the name of it It was one of those late night movies Yeah, that came on, but I really hope he comes back to Cobra Caa because he retired from acting Like a while ago

He better come back I mean, don't bring him up And then not have him come back Uh, Netflix man, they They got that Netflix money, man, here How's this sound? Just to come back for an episode or two Yeah, good enough for me

Yeah, well, when we get to Cobricot, we'll bring up some Some cameos that I was, especially In season three that I was Amaze that they got Yep, so, but That was a karate kid three, everyone. What would you rate that one?

Oh, there's a lot of Things wrong with it And mostly the way Daniel played, or Ralph Macho played the character character, which I've read, I guess he, he hates this movie and the experience filming it was not good. And Robin lively also said her time filming it was not good.

And some of that was because of Ralph Machio, I guess he would like show up late and all kinds of shit. But they introduced new villains in it that, for me, were, you know, some of the best parts of this and there was some emotional scenes the the scene where daniel went off on miagi and he made him cry and i was just like oh man you made me ike cry but yeah daniel just had he brings down the score a little bit i i give it a seven a low seven kind of teetering there because he just it was like stupid decisions after another in this one yeah other than of a non-stop bitching dumb decisions uh bringing in a girl for no reason.

Which is weird. He's like, oh, his character in the movie's 18. Let's hire an actual 16-year-old to play his love interest. Yeah. I'll give it an 8. I mean, I enjoy it more than I hate it. Yeah, there was a lot of problems I had with it. Just stupid bitchy things.

But I still enjoy this film. I can throw it in and enjoy. it. I um, when I, uh, get, um, I think I skip the girl parts of when I'm watching. I can just, all right, nothing happens here. Let me fast forward. Only until she gets kicked, but and I just, I just leave it alone. Um, I watch it when I watch.

If it comes on TV, like it was on TV a few days ago, I ended up, I watched the end. But I still love it It's in my library I got all of them But The Blu-ray I guy It's got three in the next karate kid No special features or anything

It's just the movies And that's it Which is good I mean it's fine But I would like to watch some special features I know there's some stuff on YouTube But Yeah

Eight is what I'll give it I mean I do enjoy it I can watch it But yeah that's that's karate kid three I thought maybe you could give me a few lessons focus discipline

courage a girl no one believed in put her away is about to prove she's the next karate kid rated PG at theaters August 12

lead us into your favorite one in the franchise? Fuck. All right, everyone. We leave the 80s and we go to 1994. My daughter, she was born in 94.

She's still a baby. And when she found out about karate kid, she liked this one the most. Probably just because of the girl, the female aspect. But 1994's martial arts coming of age film that's what that's what wikipa are the next karate kid

August 12th 1980 1994 directed by Christopher Kane is he the one that directed the principal let me click on it he's directed no yes he did Okay. That name looked familiar. You guys haven't seen The Principal.

It's awesome film. Check it out. He's directed to Principal, Young Guns. That's right. And this movie. Can't all be winners. Yeah, yeah.

The budget was $12 million. It boxed off as $15.8 million. Made its money back and some change. But, all right, here's the synopsis. Karatey Master, Mr. Miyagi. goes to Boston to attend a military union. There he visits with, is it Louisa?

Sure. All right. The widow is former commander and meets her grand dollar Julie. And Julie's parents were recently killed in a car accident. She's still reeling from their loss. When Julie surprises Miyagi,

with her knowledge of karate, he takes her to a Buddhist monastery for training and help her come to term with her angst. It must be Google's synopsis. Yeah, that one. All right. Let me get to IMDV because that one was like, wait, what?

All right. Here's what IMDB has got to say. The next karate kid. Action drama family. Was it a family movie? All right, these guys are shortened to the point. Miyagi is back and he takes a new pupil under his wing, a troubled adolescent girl.

All right. Well, let me read what the poster says. It says all kinds of shit on it. I like the poster. Got Pat Marita and Academy Award winner, Hilary Swink. The next karate kid, she's doing... I can't remember the name of that kick. A flying kick or something.

They mentioned it in the film, but... It says, the master... It's all blurry. The master wise, something. And I can't even read this picture. this is a big big old long thing when I try to make it get bigger it's all blurry I can't even read let me try to pull it out because somebody when I posted I was watching this they commented this

the poster has the worst tagline ever yeah I mean I figured IMDB would have a clear one okay it's ancient wisdom against teenage spunk one thousand years of karate tradition is about to get a kick in the pants that's where we are in the franchise now all right again pat marita mr miagi's back academy award willer hillary swank she plays julie pierce uh the great and awesome michael ironside is it dougan or dougan uh dugan all right uh constant tower she is louisa that's uh miagi's friend's wife Chris Conrad is Eric Arcinio, Sunny, Trinidad, Trinidad as Abbotton.

One of the monks. Michael Cavalry. He's Ned, the Gray Walt Walton Gagons. I forgot he was in this. He's super young. He is. He plays Charlie. I think of everyone in this other than the main three, he's probably the biggest ones out of all the other the other kid.

fighters. Were they teenagers? I don't. I didn't get that. I thought they were like ROTC or something, but they seem, a lot of them seem too old to be in high school. And I don't know what school group or whatever can roam the halls of the school during school. And at night, it's very weird. Yeah. I didn't understand. It was like, I don't know.

It's weird. All right. I didn't see this until it came on like cable or whatever. One of those. Wait, hold up. Frank Welker as Angel the Hawk. Somebody played the voice of the hawk.

What? That's what it says in Wikipedia. Frank Welker as Angel the Hawk voice. What did you do? Just make the noises? Apparently they couldn't get a hawk to make noises. I don't even remember it making any know, well, all right. Oh, this movie.

Shout out to Jason Yee. He plays high school student. I'm looking at it. I don't even know who that is. There was a bunch of high school. The students in there with this guy, Dan Marshall, high school kid at prom. All right. He might be the stupid one during the scene

when they decided to go bungee jumping in the gymnasium. this other guy, Robin Wreck, bowler. There was a bunch of bullers in that bullying scene. He's probably the one that was kind of racist. Oh, fuck. There's a few of those guys. They got kind of racist these last couple movies. Yeah, they did.

All right, this one, this was going to be, I know we took forever on the first one, but this one is short and to the point. The story is Miyagi. He goes to Boston. because he's attending accommodation thing for Japanese American soldiers who fought in the 442nd, regional combat team during World War II meets Louisa Pierce, the widow of this commanding officer, and Lieutenant Jack.

Lieutenant Jack, at Pierce's home, they catch up with, they go, well, after the ceremony because they get just more awards or whatever. They go back to her house, to his buddy's house. With his wife and she's having dinner and then this is when we're introduced to Julie She's fucking A little bitch man, I know a lot of girls like this too She comes in and and her it's with her grandmother because she's like just oh hey Julie. I'm sorry my granddaughter's not here, but here Julie kind of shows up kind of walks in just zooms real by like oh Julie this is mr miagi she really don't give a fuck

She walks right on by and then she kind of comes back hi And then disappears and then Miyagi's like, oh, okay. But he did say, he goes, yeah, I've been dealt. I've been dealt with teenagers and all that. So Miyagi comes up with this idea like, hey, I think you need a break. Why don't you go to my house in L.A. And I'll stay here and take care of your granddaughter. All right.

A nitpick really quick. That's, I mean, okay, cool, right on. And Miyagi's that cool guy. Just, you know, I go to my house and not worry about anything, but take care of my garden. Really? You're just going to... I'm out of here. I'm going to...

Yes, you're my husband's friend. I mean, how well does she really know him to just... All right. Yeah, I'm going to go and I'm going to let some old Japanese men be around my granddaughter. Yeah, it's weird. And this whole scene is weird, especially. when she comes back downstairs. This is just lazy writing

where the grandmother calls her Susan. Yeah. She's like, my name is Julie. My mother's name was Susan. They died in a car wreck. Like, she's given all this, like, I know it's for us to know what happened, but it just, it was weird.

Yeah, because basically her story is and she's angry, which, okay, it's a reasonable reason to be angry. Her parents died in a car wreck, so now she's living with her grandmother. And they live in this big-ass house in Boston. So that's when Miyagi sees, all right, they're having some issues right here. Grandma, I mean, that's a lot to take on shit.

I know as a grandparent, I feel her. I feel Louisa or whatever her name is. So, Dad, yeah, you go to my house and I'll stay here and watch her. Don't even ask Julie, but okay. So she, Grandma's like, all right, I'm out.

And then she gets her, you gotta tell me twice. So she bounces off to L.A. So Julie's kind of hanging around the house and then she's, but he knows that he, Miyagi's trying to be Miyagi. Just try to be, all right,

I want to be your friend and then you can trust me in this and that. Julie's just not having it. She's fucking bitchy as hell. one scene was funny when she comes home and then she goes into her room and then Miyagi just barges in and she's like ha she's putting her she took her top off and they don't show nothing so he's oh I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm used to dealing with teenage boys and that sounds weird everyone but but you know what you know what he meant because he could just walk right in in the Daniel's room and not worry about it but So they're right here

They're trying to get that that bond going with them But she still ain't having it We go to her schools We find out that she's kind of like the loner And this is when we're introduced to What was the fucking asshole's name? Was it Ned? The main the main guy?

Yeah I think it was Ned And it's him and Walt Goggins Well he's Charlie and a bunch of other dudes. They're trying to be some kind of... I thought it was kind of like ROTC type of thing.

But I guess from what they're saying here, it's a teenage security guard in training and a pledge for a shady school security infantry. The alpha elite. Okay. All right. All right, here's a question. Was Michael Ironside the principal,

or was he just... You're in charge of security and we're going to give you this handful of teenage boys. No, because there's a scene when she gets caught. Oh, that's right. Smoking cigarettes and they take her to the principal. But it seems like he doesn't answer to the principal. He seems like I can do what I want. But first of all, what school would allow this wannabe soldier guy and his little alpha elite try to be security for the school?

I mean, yeah, because he's clearly beating the shit out of these kids outside in front of the school. And it's not a problem with anybody. I know. And do they not go to class? Because it seems like they were always patrolling the halls. That is their class. I'm a movie everyone, but I'm like, all right. I guess that's how they do it in Boston.

So she's constantly clashing with them. Ed is the, Ned. Ned is pretty much the leader. of his alpha elite and all the little sexual harassment shit he kept throwing at her I was like, damn, man, what's going on in this high school?

And we're also introduced to Eric McGowan, played by Chris Conrad. All right. Useless character. Yeah, right here, I thought he was a teacher at first. I remember watching this for the first time and I was thinking,

why is this teacher throwing himself at her I shoot you not dude I thought she was I thought he was a teacher because he looked way old well they all look old but I was like what but then we find out he's just a student

and he's what I call these guys he's one of the alpha elite in training and he's just trying to be nice to her and he obviously likes her, but she just miss antisocial and all this, because

she goes up onto the roof where there's a little old pigeon coop. And was it a hawk? Is that what you said? Yeah. Yeah, Angel. The hawk is up on the roof

with a broken wing, and she's just trying to nurse him back to health. Eric finds out there, he's up there. And then she thinks she's supposed to be her private place, and no one's supposed to know about it. He goes, all right, well, now I know about it.

And then she goes running after him. You're not going to tell anybody. Are you? No. And I'm not good. Well, well, if you tell me, I'm going to go and tell everyone you're this and that, or I'm going to go put a five pounds of sugar in your gas tank and stupid shit like that. Yeah.

There was other, what did she say? I'm going to write your name all over the girl's bathroom. And I'm going to send 18 pizzas to your house. and good I'm hungry yeah the only one that made sense was the sugar in the gas tank because he does have a nice ride I don't know I mean I said no which

she doesn't know he has a car at this point well she did she goes do you have a car anyway yeah that's what she said I'll put five gallon or five pounds of sugar in your gas tank so she's just like all right whatever so he leaves at the end of the school she finds him again try to tell

don't tell anyone don't tell anyone and then she jumps in his car and I don't know what that was supposed to do, but all right, he jumps in a car with him and then he's, well, I'm going to work and he's a security guard at some train yard. Okay.

Do you really think, he's supposed to be a teenager. Yeah. They're going to hire him to secure this train yard and he's, I don't know what he's doing, walking on top of the trains and all that kind of stuff. No.

I mean, what, What kind of security is a teenager going to do? I mean, what if he has to get into it? Maybe, maybe they were like you. They thought he was a grown man. He looked like a grown man. It says here that Alfi Lee,

the members are taught to enforce the school rules, mostly by using physical force by self-styled Colonel Paul Dugan. What school is this? I don't know. By force? His toughest and most, aggressive student is a short fuse Ned Randall is the leader

who makes unwanted sexual advances on Julie right on the Wikipedia you guys are doing your job so yeah so they kind of you know that's the love interest

Eric and Julie again he looks pretty old I don't know how how old Hillary Swank was in this, but she does look pretty young in this film. So they kind of, I guess, become friends, and he's telling her his story that doesn't need to be told. So she's against Julie's Miss Antisocial at Home with Miyagi. Miyagi's doing his best to try to just be her friend, really, and she's not having it. So they kind of get in the argument.

And she runs out of the house out into the street and almost gets hit by a car. Yeah, but right before she does, she gets super racist. As he's trying to say, he understands or whatever. I forgot what he says exactly. But she was like, you can't even speak English. I was like, wow. I was like, damn, man, the writing. So she starts out of the house, runs out into the street and arguing with him still.

And then a car comes and then in slow motion, she jumps up and gets into what this is, the tiger position. I'm like, okay. I mean, I've heard of tiger style. I didn't know there was a position, but. I look like a regular stance to me. And then she, and then Miyagi is like, you're okay, you're okay? And it was like a pizza guy that almost hit her. Well, good for him, man.

At least he got, this guy got more lines than Dennis. And Stanis didn't get one line. This pizza guy got hell of lines just in this quick scene. So, but he was just, I'm sorry, sorry. I got to go, man. I'm late. I got to take these pizzas. I'm sorry.

He was even saying sorry when they were in the house. I got to go. And then he, that's, that's the enemy see that pizza guy. So that's when Miyagi is like, where'd you learn that? And then she says, well, my dad taught me some karate before he, before he died. It's like, ah, so I guess that's the kind of the bond, the beginning of the bond of what's going on with them. But she finally learns to confide in Miyagi when she, when Miyagi, when he approves of Julie's talent, she reveals that she was taught karate by her father. She taught by her father who learned, it says who learned from her grandfather, Miyagi's student.

Did I miss something there? Yeah, they met in the war. and they became friends and he taught the grandfather. Oh, okay, all right. Who in turn taught the son who taught Julie and apparently she has a talent for it. Yeah, so all right. Well, it was the first thing we learned it to Miyagi New Tiger style. So, okay, cool.

So they're all, all right, cool. So they're kind of buddy and buddying up now. And then one night, Julie, this is when Julie goes to the high school to feed Angel, the Hawk. And again, I don't know what school lets teenagers roam the halls free at a closed high school. But the Alpha Elite are like, do you really need that whole crew to guard the school all night? But it's a movie. So they fired security and transit. They find out she's there and then they go running after her and she ends up getting away.

I mean, this is when Ned was saying all kinds of ill shit to her and she kind of... Yeah, I felt like if he would have caught her, he would have raped her for some reason. It seemed like it was going that way. So she kind of gets, she escaped and took off. But she's arrested by the cops and she gets suspended for two weeks because of, you're not supposed to be at the high school in the middle of the night, especially on the roof. I don't know how she got in.

I mean, I assume she's breaking in to this place. And I don't know, man. Security must be pretty laxed. I know all our schools' doors were chained inside and out. So, all right. It must be a lack.

Well, they got the elite. The alpha elite there, gardener school. Leave everything open. So she gets suspended for two weeks, and then Miyagi is kind of like, you know what? I'm still going to help you. And how I'm going to help you is I'm going to take you to some Buddhist monastery. Oh, wait, real quick. We're not going to talk about that stupid-ass babysitting scene.

Wasn't that part of her training? Yeah. Well, she was dealing with a lot of anger issues. So he was just doing what he does. He did the wax on wax off shit. and then go, I'm going to let you babysit these. They weren't little kids, man.

They were pre-teens, I would say. And then, well, they began to spoil little rich kids because I never had all these crazy Nerf guns and everything. Nerf guns are expensive. Yeah, they are. My grandson wants one. And I looked at the prices. Oh, like, God damn.

And just for the little small one, not the big giant one that rotates and shoots all. the little things. But, I don't know. Yeah, if you want to really, if you want a cool one, you got to spend like a hundred bucks on one. Oh, good.

He'll get the one with just one, one little thing that shoots out. Yeah, you buy them to gun, and then you buy them to extra darts. I know. It comes with one, but here's a pack with like a hundred of for another 50 bucks. But,

so, yeah, that's stupid siege. She just goes into the house of these kids. Not, don't even meet the, the parents. And these, the thing was three boys

just commenced to throwing nerf balls and footballs and all kinds of shit. Next thing you know, they're shooting nerf things at her. Okay.

She's sitting on the couch reading the newspaper for who knows what. I mean, when I babysitting kids, I just went and sat in front of the TV and let those kids

beat the hell out of each other until they fell asleep. Julie's different. She likes to read the paper. She pulls out her little nerve gun and shoots at all of them and then Pointless with the scene but I could see why Miyagi wanted her to do it So yeah this is when we find out okay we're gonna take you somewhere where you can deal with some your anger issues and all that and help you with some more training They go to the Buddhist monastery and all the guys in there were were somebody's you know him you've seen him in other playing other Asian roles throughout film

The main little guy, I remember him from Ace Ventura, too, when nature calls. He was a little Buddhist monk that was training him. Yeah, the heavier one, the little short guy. Yeah. He was in karate kid part two. He was the one offering Sato some sake. That's right. And he has some sweet dance moves and what's that Michael Keat movie, Gunho?

Yeah, I was just about to say that. movie too. I love that movie. So, I see what he's doing. He was trying to give her balance and just kind of deal with her anger issues because Julie would just fly off the hinges at, like, at the snap.

So he goes there. I mean, they really didn't do a lot of karate training. I mean, she knew some stuff, so I guess maybe he was just going to give her some crash course lessons. What was the point of that jumping from rock to rock just to...

I don't know what he was describing what he wanted her to do when she eventually did it. I was kind of like, is that it? Because that wasn't really exciting. All right, if you guys are looking at the poster or if you know what we're talking about, look up the poster, first of all. At the top of it, you see her doing that kick,

whatever it's called. She was supposed to jump from one big rock to a smaller rock. I couldn't tell you how far, maybe five feet maybe if that between the rocks the bigger rock was a little bit higher

and the one was lower so she was able to jump stay in that pose and land on the other rock um yeah it took her a while to do it but when she did you realize

when she did it they didn't even show her flying through the air they just show her do that pose and the cameras just zoomed in on her. We don't see her actually fly from rock to rock. We see her jump up doing that pose.

Well, she obviously probably ran and jumped and did it, but I wanted to see her do it to the rock. Because she tried numerous times and always fell, but when she finally did it, it was like, you didn't even show it. Yeah, it was just it didn't get you

exiled. Oh, damn this movie, I swear. And I was like, okay, whatever. So, but Well, she was there and they were doing what they were doing. She was making friends with all the little Buddhist monks. And they were all little funny guys and they were cool.

And gave her a birthday party and all that. And she learned what she learned. And then all right. And one of her wishes was like, all right, thank you. And the other wishes, I want you guys to come to Boston and hang out with us. And they're like, all right, cool. Yeah, we'll do that. So they end up going back home.

She goes back to school, starts up the little thing. I hate this scene, too. She's all happy and all of a sudden when people know her, as soon as she gets out the car, you hear someone like, hey, Julie. I'm like, I thought she didn't have any friends. This is weird. She's more balanced now. She just learned that whatever that kick was called.

Oh, okay. Oh, we didn't forget. She knows she has an appreciation for life. after she tried to kill the cockroach and all the monks hated her after that. All right. Says right here. Upon returning to school, Julie discovers that Angel was found by Ned and reported her to animal control. So, yeah, she got, went to go check to see if Angel was all right, but Ned's sorry ass took it and they took it away.

So she's, ah, she's all mad. and wants her her eagle her hawk back how'd she get it back i don't remember she just goes to the animal control with no information of her even owning this hawk and they just give it to her

yeah i mean especially a hog it'd be different it was like a pigeon or something yeah here you go but no something like that i mean that big of a bird no they're not just going to release it to you but all right a movie so yeah so the bird is still

all beat up and everything but then Miyagi's got to do what he does and but that's later on. No, it was when they released it back into the wild after that. Yeah, and of course it comes back because it thinks

it's not ready but he's like, oh, you got to let it fly. It says right here, Miyagi, it says Julian releasing the bird back into the wild and it says using the pain suspect the pain suspicion suspicion

technique from the first film okay to heal angel's wing alright so yeah it flies off and comes back and pointless anyway

so right now the prom is coming Eric asks her she kind of doesn't want to go but you know how it goes you got to keep bugging them until they go all right I'll go So Miyagi goes out

She's telling her well I'm gonna go but I don't know how to dance So Miyagi's got to incorporate karate in some way into dancing Which okay I can see it when when they're doing it With these punches no do this way now do a side step and do this and that I mean I don't know how that's gonna teach you how to dance but okay Because they do that and then when they get into the dance pose there they're just doing the day. I don't know what dance it is, everyone, but I was...

I think it's a waltz or something like that. Okay, so he teaches her that. She goes to the prom. No, she goes, I need a dress, but Miyagi on the under goes, buys her a dress, and he goes, oh, I love it. She puts it on and cleavage and all that showing and short. Okay, I guess that's what they were in high school in 1994.

So they get to the dancer already. No, the monk show, before I jump forward. Like, her wish was to have them come over and they end up coming over and then they just had this big old montage of wackiness and they want to go bowling. Yeah, they come at a time when she's not going to be around to be with them. Oh, that's right. Because they end up going bowling because he's running around with this Eric dude. Was Miyagi with him when they went bowling? Yeah, because it was his eye.

idea to go. All right. So they go bowling. Well, they all, first of all, they show up in a big old VW butts with a big P sign on the front. So I'm like, all right, cool. So they, they end up going bowling. They're having a good, they're having a good montage of them having fun, but then they kind of get into it with these other bowlers and they, they bet them. We can beat you guys. But then when the monks are bowling, they all close their eyes. And I guess, I can't remember what Miyagi said. bowling. Yeah.

It must have just had a lot of film to waste, I guess. But it was funny. I liked that they wanted to do something fun with these monks. So they end up, like, basically, every time they bowl their eyes are closed, and then they beat the regular bowling team that's always there. And then they want to bet them. Yeah, we'll bet you this. And so the monks end up winning the match.

They're not to bet. apparently as long as a monster you don't find out so one of the bowlers they were they were bowling with they taught him how to do it but they put a blindfold around him

and he ended up throwing the ball and got a strike and they're like oh yeah jumping up then he bows to them and I'm like oh come on we get to the prom Julie and all them are already and she's gonna Miyagi basically

Bring her home by 10 And uh the dance isn't over until midnight And but uh You better be you better be respectful to her and all this. Oh, I will. I'll bring her home by uh I think it was like one or something like that and he goes Well if the dance is over at 12 why you what are you can do for an hour

So Uh, we're just gonna do this and that So They go to the dance, They walk in, have fun, take the pictures And seeing this and that And then for some reason, these Alpha Lee guys decide to bungee jump from the top of the roof of the gym.

Okay. I don't know, like, the high school you went to, but the high school I went to, the ceiling is not that far up from the gymnasium floor. So I don't know how this was even thought of as a good idea, especially when you got tables and all kinds of stuff directly underneath you. I don't know. I mean, I'm looking at that gym in the movie and thinking of mine, it was about the same height, but not a safe height to a bungee jump.

Because they do it for whatever reason. I was like, why are you doing this right in the middle of the prom? I know. You guys are a security in training. Alpha group or whatever I don't understand why you guys are doing stunts Yeah I mean

You got every other night to do it when no one's there But I guess it's just trying to show off And All right Because it says here the alpha elite Oh wait wait Where am I Julie goes to the prom with Eric

But under orders from Dugan the alpha elite Bungy jump in When one of the members breaks his arm Eric shows shows some concern but Ned tells him to mind his own business. Oh yeah, we forgot to say that Eric is not a part of the alpha elite. He left. And the only reason he was with them is because he thought it would help him get into the Air Force,

which I don't know if anybody ever told him. You just sign up and you're in the Air Force. Well, maybe back in 94 it was different. You needed Dugan's help. Yeah, you needed to join this elite of assholes to be. the alpha elite of assholes to be to get into the air force but oh man so yeah because area that guy he was the first one that come bungee down just went straight to the to to the court so he's laying there broken arm and eric runs up and hey bro you're all right and this and that

and everyone else like fucking stay out of this and these assholes so they kind of get into it but this shit they might have been at the dance maybe 15, 20 minutes if that and then all this happens and then they kind of get into Eric gets into it with Ned

and then they like leave so I assume the night was over with and then because Eric yeah Eric takes Julie home and is when he bust the moves and gives her a kiss but while they're sitting there in the car we see

Ned pull up in his little Jeep Wait, what kind of car was Eric driving? It was some fancy one. Yeah, TTO, but I'm not sure. Yeah, it was a nice little muscle car that I was like,

yes, a nice car for you to have in high school. And I know you didn't buy it. But these were obviously all little rich kids, so, because even Eric pulling up in that nice-ass Jeep. So Eric kind of, No, Ned, he kind of rolls up while they're in the car making out. And he basically starts busting out the windows with a baseball bat to Eric's car. And they're still in the car as the windows are breaking.

And Eric, no, Ned challenges Eric to a fight. He'll meet me at the docks and we'll settle this. Oh, he did say where? Yeah. Oh, I thought Eric just knew where to go. No, he told him. Me, me, me at the docks. And then, uh, fucking Eric is mad right there.

You fucking just shattered all your windows in this nice ass car. So Julie gets out. She goes running in Miyagi, Miyagi. And fucking Ned takes off Eric, goes racing, uh, towards the docks. So that was he knew where they were going. So, uh, Eric gets down there. Ned's there. Well, she think is just one on one at first.

then here comes the rest of the alpha elite and uh as well as uh colonel dugan and they're standing there so eric and ned are about to fight and there was like come on man let's do this one-on-one and then eventually then all of them jump in and uh start whooping ass uh on eric and beat the shit out of him and then miagi and julie show up i was like all right the ending is like super quick i know i know that i was kind of like come on. So, um,

the Eric, after he got his ass beat and, um, Julie kind of, kind of steps in to like, uh, come on.

Oh, no, before they beat his ass, uh, they blow up, uh, Eric's car. Oh,

they're out of elite group. Yeah. All right. Um, someone's going to jail for this. And these kids are going to juvenile hall or whatever, but...

Apparently, there's no other adults in this movie. And apparently there's no police around after a huge explosion. So, after they, then they could commence to, to beating his ass.

Yagi and Julie show up and they want to know what's happening, and then, uh, Dugan is telling him that, yeah, I mean, this kid got an accident and his car blew up. And then Eric's like, no, there ain't no accident.

And Miyagi starts jumping in. And Miyagi jumps in and tries to throw his knowledge down saying that this ain't no accident. And he goes, you got all your guys right here just beat the shit out of him. This is what I'm saying. It's not what he said, but that's what he's saying. So, Dugan is like, these guys are all pretty much military gear the whole time, all in black, except for when they're at school when they had T-shirts on. Um, so Ned, I mean, um, Dugan is there telling him like, yeah, man, my, my guy can, can, can beat the shit out of all that.

So they're, they're trying to walk away from it just, uh, because Miyagi just doesn't want to fight. So he tried to walk away. And, uh, Ned grabs Julie and she spins around really quick, uh, to get into a stance. And then Ned's dumbed ass on. Yeah, yeah. Ned is, are you kidding me? you know you woman and she's like I'll fight you because she was

I mean she didn't even hesitate she turned because she turned to Miyagi let me fight him and Ned's dumb ass just being the alpha fucking asshole um you know you want to fight me you want to fight me I'll take you and this and that I'm like

yeah Eric's all like you can't let her do this after because you know he just got his ass kick yeah so I'm like, what's going on? This is stupid.

I'm watching this, everyone. She turns to Miyagi, because Miyagi doesn't want her to do it. She goes, Miyagi, you have to let me do this. Because if I don't, I'll never respect myself or some stupid shit. I'm like, come on. I mean, it seems like she's going against what she was trained at the monastery. But she just, I understand.

she wants to defend her man, but he's, he's all pussyfied and didn't want to continue to fight. Like, well, shit, all right, well, I got backup now. Come on. Let's do this. But no, I'm just going to step back and let my girlfriend fight my battles.

Miyagi did kind of try to stop it, but then he finally came around. All right, nah. She's all right. We'll let her get in there to do it. We'll let her fight. Yeah, it's, I felt like they were trying to recreate the first movie. all right I'll tell you what I wanted

when this is over with so Miyagi when he was training how to do the waltz he that way I guess that was one of his lessons so basically yeah side to side and this and that

with the punches so Dugan's hyping up Ned to do it Ned's all fucking whatever so basically but Dugan kind of did what John Creeze did.

Like, well, when John Creece told Johnny to sweep the leg, Dugan is telling, telling Ned basically, not so many words, killer. But then it's because, like, yeah, after he said that, Ned's kind of like, he was all juicing ready to beat her ass. But then after Dugan's kicking in the orders,

he's like, uh, okay. And you look at him, he, like, seems like he doesn't want to do it. Yeah, I'm like, now you guys think he's crazy? Yeah. All right. This part's stupid.

Dugan's trying to be all tough, rough, and tough. He leans inside her, all right, sticks his jaw. Give her, give me your best shot. But before she can even try anything, he swings at her, he ducks, misses her. She kneels down, sweeps the leg, kicks him in the face while he's on the ground. She jumps up. All right, this part was stupid. He's still laying on the ground.

She jumps up. She does one of those ballet kicks and grabs her leg and then brings her foot down on top of him. She's standing there. He jumps back up. All the Alpha Elite are looking. Ned charges her. She grabs him and flips him and he falls on the ground and Dugan is screaming at him. Come on, what the fuck.

And then Miyagi's just standing to doing it. doing what he does. The Ned goes at, she fronts kicks him, does a roundhouse kick. Ned goes down to the ground. His hand goes into some like muddy dirt or whatever. And then he starts talking shit and throws the mud or whatever in her eyes. We knew this was coming because the way she was training with the blind style or whatever the hell they were calling it. So Eric is screaming, come on, stop, stop.

And Miyagi, like, no, no, she knows what she's doing. Ned's screaming around. Because, I mean, what how, what they, Miyagi was training, like, with your, yeah, you can't see, but you can still hear. I mean, many martial art films have done this, this thing, but this is the half-ass version. Yeah, they did it better in Bloodsport. Yeah. So Eric is still like, why he didn't jump in, but they probably would have got their ass beat by the other guys. But Julie's trying to kick and still blind and she misses.

He grabs her, throws her on the ground. Miyagi's telling her to focus. So she gets into her. She's on one knee and she does a prayer stance with her eyes closed. and Ned is just looking at her like, come on. So he tries a front kicker, and this is in slow motion. He tries a front kicker while she's on the ground. Her eyes are close.

She obviously hears the foot coming. She blocks it, jumps up, and then gives them that, whatever that kick is called, when she jumped from the rock to rock. So she jumps up and kicks him in his face. And then he falls down and fight over. Yeah, over with. And I'm like, oh, come on. I would have wanted the other dudes to jump in.

And then maybe Eric would have could have jumped in and help fight those guys off. And maybe she could kick some of their asses. Yeah, they seem to turn super quickly. Yeah. So Ned is laying there. They mean, Julian gang are trying to walk off, but this is when Dugan starts yelling. If the war ain't over it. And he starts turning to the other elite and grabs Charlie, Walt Gaggins.

And all of them at this time are like, no, no, we don't want to do it. So he's yelling at them trying to tell him to do it. Kind of reminds me at the end of the beginning of Karate Kid 2 when Kreece was yelling at all of them to do it. And now these guys are realizing this guy's full of shit and we're not going to do it. Doesn't he knock out one of them, Dugan? Yeah, he, well, when he grabs Charlie and tells him to do it, and Charlie's like, no, no, I'm not going to do that. And then he turns to Morgan.

And he tells Morgan to do it. And Morgan's like, well, I'm not going to do it. And then she just clocks him. So, all right, first of all, you should have been going to jail anyway for all the shit you guys are doing. And making minors do your dirty. worked and now you just dropped one of them with three witnesses standing there so

he's yelling at Ned telling him to get up and Ned's pussing out he don't want to do it and Miyagi enough oh fuck so

uh dougan looks over and this ain't over and then Miyagi's all right so we finish and I was at least all right kind of be exciting because we saw Miyagi move around in the first film and in the last one when he was fighting two guys well he took on three barns uh crease and terry silver and up to this point i don't know did they ever show michael ironside doing anything when they were

training or uh you punched the shit out of air that's about it i mean that been before that i mean no training at the school that him showing? No, we're just to assume that he can fight. I mean, he walks up on Miyagi grabbed his shirt. I'm gonna put you lights out. Cox's

fist. Mott Miyagi grabs his hand and kind of twists it and Dugan steps back, throws a punch. Miyagi misses, or no, he throws a punch at Miyagi. Miyagi kind of dodges it and grabs it, and then Miyagi does like a backhand spin or whatever you call that move. Hits Dugan.

Dugan kind of falls backwards. He comes at Miyagi with a punch. Sorry, a slow-ass punch. Miyagi dodges that hits him in the stomach and then hits him in the back. Dugan falls on the ground. And Miyagi,

again, every time he shows him in action, never breaks a sweat. Dugan gets into a fighting stance. All the other outlets. of the elite guys are watching. He throws punches at Miyagi. Miyagi grabs both of his arms and then kicks him in the stomach.

And then he gives him a front kick, two front kicks, then a roundhouse. Dugan goes down. Miyagi grabs Dugan. There's that same little stancy's in when he had John Crease on the ground at the beginning of the second one.

He's like, all right, now it's time to punch your lights out. But then he, instead of bringing the hand down and grabbing the nose and going, huh, he stops and then blows on him and then he falls down.

And that's it. Yes, and that's all we get. And if I'm correct, the film ends with Angel flying freely. Yeah, we get the karate kid music. All the Alfa elite guys

are just they turned on him even Ned the leader because he was telling him you said you had all the answers colonel and then they all pretty much walk away

and what's his name's cars sitting there burning and don't matter and that's yeah they walk off and I guess fucking Julie

me to kick some butt and oh fuck this movie. Yeah, then we get the Hawk flying off and credits. Yeah, this is the first movie in the series where Miyagi's not in the freeze frame at the end.

Yeah. But Angel the Hawk is it's fucking movie. Oh, man. All right. Yeah, that movie was just I mean, it was funny at times, but it was just, no.

All right. What are you rating this one? This is a two. I give me I give Miyagi some love and yeah, I can't, I don't know. I can't go any higher than two. Just now talking about it, this whole end scene is like they were trying to recreate the first two movies.

And Eric was like, Eric might as well been fucking, what's her name from part three because he was completely useless. Her training. was stupid because I don't even know what the fuck she learned other than to anticipate getting hit not seeing I just I don't know I don't know they never really had any fight scenes except for the end no some little pushes and all that

but nothing and I just I don't understand this alpha elite security ROTC group where they just fucking do whatever they want and nobody cares and the head had guys all super rapy with Julie and that's okay and Dewean is just slapping kids around at school. And there's apparently one teacher and one principal in this whole movie and no parents or nothing. Does not even know you don't even see the parents when she goes babysitting. Like there's like no adults in this movie. Yeah. I don't know what's happened in this movie.

What do you write it? yeah I'm with it I give it a two well maybe a three I mean I did like Miyagi of course he gets most of the points but I'll give one extra point to the monks I thought they were funny

yeah with their city I mean that whole scene with them I thought that was cool and the bowling scene was funny but everything else was in this was just garbage I mean I love Hillary Swank I mean don't get me wrong I mean, she's a good actor.

She's got Cammy Wardman. Some people say that don't mean anything. I met her once. She was at WonderCon for that one stupid movie. The Reaping, I think that's what it was. Did you see that one?

With the locusts and all the other. Yeah. Yeah, the Reaping. That one was 2007 when that came out. She was nice. Talk to her for a man. minute and she signed up my poster for it, man. I just remember looking at her.

She's a beautiful young woman. They had a big mouth and a skinny ass waist. I remember that, but she was really nice, but this movie's terrible. I do what you got to do when you got to act, but

well, this was her first, like, movie role. Yeah, because she, the only thing I remember her from around this time or before this was, what was it, Buffy the Vampire Siller? Yeah. I mean, this was her acting debut in a movie.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, she was in that. Oh, no, no, no, I'm sorry. Yeah, that were her, Buffy, the movie, not the TV show. Yeah. She was in that. And then this was, she was just more of a co-star. This is when she was up front the whole. time. Sometimes they come back. I don't remember

it and that. I'm not to re-watch that one. I don't know these other films. Counterfeit, quiet days in Hollywood, Hartwood. Then she did Boys Don't Cry. Yeah. In 99 when she won her Academy Award. That movie's awesome. I love it. And then then she started doing all kinds of shit. A million dollar baby.

Did she win again for that? I think she did. Not sure. Let me click on it. But that movie was awesome. Oh, fuck. That movie just puts me in tears thinking about it. The Hunt. I liked her.

I like that movie, but... They should have never revealed who she was until the end. They shouldn't even put her in the trailer or the credits or anything. They should have just let it, let us find out. Like, oh, fuck, she didn't this? But... She should have did Tiger's Dance in that movie. Yeah, but this...

The next karate kid. I thought ending it on three was kind of a downer, but nah, that was, that movie's awesome. I mean, it took me a lot to a lot of watching to enjoy that film. But this one, this is only the second time that I watched it all the way through. This movie's terrible. I mean, it's nothing. I mean, it's sad that this was the last time we see me.

Yeah, I mean, he He He went out at least on a high on the third one, but Yeah, he did a lot of stuff I was introduced to Pat Marita as Arnold on Happy Days and I loved him on that and then seeing him Here and there, karate kid came out, awesome film, but To end on this one was just

Yeah, come on. He's got a documentary coming out here. soon. Does he? Yeah, I think it's, what is it? I think it's called

more than Miyagi because it's about him, you know, because people only know him as Mr. Miyagi. Well, not,

if you're old like me, everyone, I mean, again, I was introduced to him as Arnold and happy days. I think the last thing

he filmed was, um, let me see. I guess he did all kinds of. the shit. He passed in was it 2005. He was

73. Oh man. Well, he lived his life, man. Did a ton of TV, ton of movies. He did a ton of shit after this. He was in Bloodsport 3. What? But it says

David Leon Bloodsport 3. All right. To find that one. Yeah. I don't remember that. I don't even remember Bloodsport 2. He did the karate dog. But he worked, I guess he did a lot of stuff.

I mean, I think the last thing he was in was something called American Fusion. I assume that he passed in 2005. So I probably shot it in 2004. I guess something else, something called Spymate, but they filmed it in 2003. came out in 2006. I guess a bunch of things he had filmed before

he had passed. But then they slowly put him out. Yeah. Yeah, Pat Marita or Nyoki. I think that's how you say his first name. I ain't even going to try. Yeah, I mean, he,

everything I've seen him in, I thought he was awesome. He was born in he was the American he was born in California I'm sure I'd have to read his thing I don't know he might have been in the

concentration concentration camps back in the day so I don't know because I mean yeah they were during all that time during World War II they were rounding up all Japanese and everything Uh,

says he was from the Bay Area. All right. Cool. Right on. Represent. Because he was living in San Francisco. Yeah, he's an awesome role. And I don't know about this film, but the first three films,

Mr. Miyagi, he's badass. But I know you got to work. And yeah, you built up this character. And you got to end the movie. in the franchise, but oh man, that was a bad for the, for the, for the, for the films. Um, oh, fuck. This movie's terrible, everyone.

I think it's the only one streaming on Netflix, because they had all of them on there at one point. But right before Kobe Kai, they, they pulled, uh, I think the first three, but I don't see why they just leave a ball there. Yeah, they'd be selling the rights. here and there. Yeah, but karate kid

three, awesome. The next karate kid, not garbage. All right. What do you got coming? East Society, I don't know. We just dropped the regular episode. So that's out.

Definitely check that out. But we're supposed to do our Wanda Vision one, but things just got in the way. But that's coming, everyone. If you guys listened to our first one When we reviewed the first two episodes of Wanda Vision, definitely check that out.

Episode 3 is coming for that. Magnus Podcast, I just recorded episode 128. I got two native podcasters from residual haunts. They do a show down there from Arizona and Phoenix. Two awesome hosts. both Natalia and Chris right on you guys rock Thanks for coming on the show

Definitely that'll be out Shortly I just got to put it together Put it out But it's a good interview With them And that's about as much as I got East Society's coming We just got a fear out of time

When to do it And I got to watch a lot of shit Of course The next action returns episode We're going to conclude This retrospective With

Cobra Kai. I'm excited to talk about that one. Next stream fiends. We're going to get into Superman 2. Shout out to Nightmare Junkhead podcast, because when I posted our stream fiends for

10 to midnight, they commented on Twitter. You know what it's for. And what do we got on horror returns? Oh, we're doing the fly. The original. with Vincent Price and

the remake with Jeff Goldblum. So anything else? I don't know, but I can hear Lance already. He's not a Kronenberg fan. No, I think I think this will be the one that he likes.

I mean, the fly, the original, I enjoy for what it was, it was awesome film at the time. He'll probably hate that one. but Cronenberg's I mean I liked a lot of his films and the fly I thought the movie was awesome

when I saw that it was a double feature with aliens oh shit me and Mike my sister took us to go see that so that was hell of good that was the first time I had seen the fly so that movie was awesome

all right everyone that's gonna be it this episode man so just avoid the next karate kid if you can but if you're curious, go for it. On that note, please be safe out there and talk to you guys next time. Until then, party on.

You know it. I had to sneak that in there. Fucking snake. But yeah, everybody stays safe, man.