The Horror Returns - The Action Returns - Ep. 51: The Perfect Weapon (1991)
Episode Date: March 5, 2022This episode Brian and Nez head down to SoCal to help out a Kenpo expert find the killer of his life long friend in the 1991 martial arts/action classic THE PERFECT WEAPON. Join The Action Returns ...Facebook group. https://www.facebook.com/groups/841619946357776 Follow The Action Returns on IG and Twitter: Instagram: @theactionreturns Twitter: @action_returns Check out everything Horror Returns at: https://thehorrorreturns.com Join The Horror Returns Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1056143707851246 THR Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thehorrorreturns Join the THR Presents: Stream Fiends Facebook Group. https://www.facebook.com/groups/3860579827402429 Follow THR Stream Fiends on IG: @thrstreamfiends
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Except us.
Just give me your money, sucker.
You heard the man.
I'm gonna cut you, motherfucker.
Is this what you want?
Huh?
You want this?
You want my money?
You want to take it!
Other episode of the actual returns.
I'm your host, Brian.
With me, as always, is my brother, Nez.
What's up, man?
Hey, man, what's up everyone?
Sorry everyone we're late with this week, man.
It's just in one of those weeks.
Hell of busy, crazy weather.
But we're here before the week is out.
But before we dive into anything, the Batman, did you see it yet?
I was going, but we had a crazy kind of semi-windstorm today.
And I was like, it ain't safe to drive out there.
And we're in the middle of breakup, so everything's melting.
And roads are icy.
So fingers crossed neither Saturday or Sunday.
Yeah, there's a lot of mixed reviews out there.
Some people love it.
Some people say it was okay.
Some people hated it.
A lot of people saying it was too long.
I loved it.
I thought it was hell of good.
Go to the E-Society YouTube page and check out my...
non-spoiler review when we
when the Zizu and I sit down to do our next episode
that's when we're going to
jump into spoilers and everything on that
I was thinking we might just do a whole episode
but I don't know well we'll see
I talk to him still but
with that
being said
I'm going to say something else
oh um
for those of you in the
Oklahoma area
Tulsa, Oklahoma area.
I will be out there with Oki Podcasts,
Russ from the Oki Podcasts and the guys from Tokes Signals podcast.
We will be live on stage at the Shrine on March 10th.
That's Thursday, March 10th.
8 p.m. to 11 p.m.
It's a $5 entry.
The address is 112 East 18th Street, Tulsa, Oklahoma.
this is going to be a first time for me to be actual live podcast on stage type of deal.
I don't really know what to expect.
I assume you can turn the mics on and go.
So I don't know.
I'm pretty hyped.
I never met any of these guys.
Russ from the Oki podcast.
He's been on the show on McNus podcast before.
and I'm
Toak signals man
Those guys are awesome
They just keep a green
And turn on the mics
So definitely check out both of those podcasts
So again if you're going to be in the Tulsa area
Come out to the shrine on March 10th
Thursday March 10th
Yeah I again I don't know what to expect
So as soon as we have it
I'll let you guys know
What happened
So yeah, that's all.
All right.
Let's jump into tonight's movie, which is 1991's The Perfect Weapon.
He looks like anyone else you pass on the street.
Give me your money now.
Except no problem.
He has a slight attitude.
A Terminator, those kaiser golden fists.
You're a dead man.
He has no gun.
No fear.
No equal.
No problem.
Jeff Speakman is the perfect weapon.
Rated R.
Starts Friday, March 15th.
That theaters everywhere.
All right, Google, what you got?
Short and sweet.
An expert in Kempo Karate
avenges his Chinatown friend
slain by a mobster in Los Angeles.
Straight to the point.
And I am.
IMDB is the same thing except it is
correcting what Google said because it is not
Chinatown it is Korea town
whoever did the Google one
didn't pay attention to what was
happening this stars
Jeff Speakman John Di
Miko James Hong
Maurice
Mariscai
Routé
Excuse me
If I get it
All these names
Ron
Dante Basco
Professor
Tori Tanaka
Mr. Fuji's
former tag team partner
Sasaki
Bowstar
Clyde
Kasat
Kasatsu
Karai
Karai
Karri
Hioki
Takawa
As far as I'm going to go with those
names already butchered enough.
And a bunch of, hey, that guy.
Oh, yes. This is full of
like, if you watched like 80s, 90s action
movies, this is, there was one
Al Leon was like the only one that wasn't
in here. Yeah, I was waiting from to pop
in somewhere. This is directed by
Mark DeSalle, written by David C.
Wilson.
Nesb. Was this
the first time you ever seen the perfect weapon?
I saw bits and
pieces of it. And this
is the first time that I had seen it straight through.
I'm looking on the credits.
It says Al Yong is in it.
This man in the crockpit bar.
It was uncredited, but
I don't have to watch that scene again. Usually he's like
front and center and you know who he is, but
yeah, I didn't
see him.
Maybe they didn't need him this time, but he
still wants to be in the movie.
But
I finally sitting through this
this whole movie
Was it the best?
No
Was it awesome fighting?
Oh hell yeah
The martial arts in this was just
kick ass
Unintended
What I loved about Jeff
Speakman is other than
His hair never messed up
He's pretty ripped
he did a lot of
hand
I don't want to say hand jobs
but hand fighting
that kind of movie
he did a lot of
chops punches
back hands slabs everything
and he was quick
did they
did they speed up the film
like they do sometimes
it didn't look like it
I didn't catch it
I did like that there was a lot of wide shots
especially when they were fighting.
But of course,
they had to do it over and over
because then there's multiple camera angles.
But regular type of story,
nothing.
They didn't reinvent the wheel or anything.
Basically,
someone dies and he's got to find out who it is
and seek revenge.
And kicks a lot of ass in between.
But, yeah, I mean,
I actually watched this twice.
The YouTube one was killing.
me. I watched the whole thing, but it was
it wasn't the greatest
copy.
So I had to set sale
and a nice clear.
HD.
It is on Bluroy.
Is it? I'm going to pick this one.
I need this one for the collection.
Overall, man, I really
enjoyed this film. I wish I
would have seen it back when it
came out.
I
might have caught it
one of those late night
TBS or whatever shows
and just watched the fighting teams
and wasn't really paying attention
to what was going on
but man I thought this movie was pretty awesome
I loved it what did you think
I love it have you seen this before
oh many times many times
this was like you said this was on cable
like all the time
I caught it you know the story's
straightforward like you said
you know
somebody close to him gets killed
and he has to go revenge, avenge his friend.
And it's all about the martial arts scenes.
And when I was a kid and I seen him do the, we ain't going to say hand jobs,
the fast hand movements, I was like, I want to learn Kimpo Karate,
but, you know, it doesn't work like that.
Yeah, Jeff Speakman is badass in this.
The one thing is the worst character,
in this movie is his brother,
the cop.
He does not even seem like he's a cop.
He's just kind of whiny and he,
I ain't to say this, but he's a puss through this whole movie.
It's completely useless.
And I like the flashback scenes and going through the cast list.
The,
the girl he meets in,
when he's in the dojo training,
the actress that plays the older version of her is that
She's like the star of Law and Order.
Yeah, I recognize her like,
damn, it's like a super young version of her.
Yeah.
She didn't have any lines, but, I mean.
She wasn't important.
Yeah, she wasn't nobody.
And then you got to start somewhere, boys and girls.
So, uh, awesome movie to pick.
Um, didn't really get any action out of her.
She kind of just stood there looking hot and just smiled.
But, um,
uh,
Othio.
Yeah, Rufio.
and here's Jimmy Ho.
Oh, him.
I don't know if you guys are TikTokers,
but Dante Bosco,
I follow him on there.
One of my buddies kind of hit me, Tim.
I knew who he was.
I'd seen him in a bunch of things
and the TV shells he popped up in
and Hook was probably the biggest movie he was in.
But he does these videos on TikTok.
his residual Tuesdays or whatever it is.
He gets his mail and he has got like a stack full of residual checks from the TV shows,
the movies or whatever he's done.
And what he does is like, hey, here's my stack of checks.
I'm going to open one.
Talk about whatever it was for, let's say it was for Hook or are one of one of the
many TV shows that he popped up in or even this film
he'll go and he'll base it he'll go by dinner with it
he goes I can either have steak and lobster or it might be just a
Taco Bell night we'll see because sometimes he opens his checks
and he gets like 50 cents or something like that
sometimes it's like $30, $40, $50, sometimes $100 and everything
depending on whatever it is so
I had kind of forgotten about him until my friend brought him up
because his wife, she loved him from when he was a kid and still follow him the day.
But I didn't realize that was him.
At first, I was kind of laying there on the couch watching.
And then when he started talking, I went, oh, that's that one dude.
So, man, the 90s, the hairstyles, man, they were, I don't know, they must have used a lot of aquinet or something because nobody's hair moved.
Because that one dude he was fighting in the dojo when he took on those things.
three guys.
He was a, hey, that guy.
Yeah.
What was his name?
I don't.
He's been in a ton of things.
I'm trying to scroll around.
Is this him?
I don't know.
Just as a young guard.
No, I was someone else.
But there's a dude in this.
If you guys have seen it, he was,
I know he was in a lethal weapon.
um
was it the fourth one
Jet Lee kicked it killed him
yeah in the fourth one
jetley killed him on the roof
yeah it was that dude
yeah and he was uh
in the first uh best of the best
he was the
the South Korea team
he's the one that like
in in the fight with uh
Eric Roberts like
dislocates his shoulder
I
no that's not him
man
yeah
there's pictures and then there isn't pictures of these guys.
That guy's got to have a picture.
Yeah, I'm trying to scroll around.
I see the other guy that got beat up in the gym.
He's just named Bandana.
Yeah, I don't know.
But anyway, if you guys have seen the movie, he's one of those guys like, hey, him.
No, shit, I clicked on the wrong one.
That's a cop.
but that fool, when they were finding them in the dojo, his hair, his hair was all nice and feathered and hell a hairspray or something because he was getting kicked in a face, punch in the face, and his hairstyle did not lose any of that style.
That guy was cocky as hell.
He was like, come on, white boy.
Let me see what you got.
That was also, man.
The dialogue in this film is just, I don't know.
It's what it is.
It's like they just
F it did even concentrate on the
on the script.
They just didn't make sure
that all the fighting was badass.
Yeah,
the worst dialogue was when he gets,
uh,
he's about to get a mugged in the street by all them guys.
Oh man.
And the one guy that was in,
uh,
John Carpenter's vampires.
He was one of the vampires,
uh,
hunting team.
He's like,
give me your,
give me your wallet sucker.
Yeah.
Yeah, he was one of those.
He's one of those. Oh, that guy.
He's been in a ton of movies.
I was like, who, why didn't they just tell you to just, just say something that you
would normally say?
You know, like, give me your wallet sucker.
Yeah, man.
This is the script writing in this, what wasn't the greatest.
I mean, everybody that was fighting did their job.
Um, Miko, he was Kim.
He's always the same.
He was the same guy as he was in sidekicks or in, or the sorcerer in Conan movies.
And James Hong, uh, Lopad, he played young.
He's the same in everything.
Um, and, uh, Professor Tanaka, all I see him is every time he's in the ring.
I did love him in that one movie he did with Chuck Norris.
I think it was eye for an eye.
I've always loved Professor Tanaka because he reminds me and he looked like my uncle Robert.
And every time I saw him, and he always had that smile.
And he was also on the running man.
Sub-zero.
Yeah, sub-zero.
Not just plain zero.
Have we done that?
No, we're going to do that soon.
but he did what he had to do in the ring
was it the greatest no but he is a
WWF it's in the WWF era
Boys and Girls so
he's still badass I love when he pops up in these type of films
he's always the the henchman or the Butler or something
he was even in um he was Francis's
Butler and um
Peewey's big adventure
oh yeah
He fell into the swimming pool of the big giant bathtub
But he is who he is
He's always just the big muscle and and that then you can never stop him
But
They're used
Shang soon
What's his name?
Kerry
Heruki Chakawa
Yeah I was thinking
Well this was before
Mortal Kombat, but he's
been in a bunch of things. But yeah, he
he's big time now
for us action fans and everything.
But yeah, he didn't do anything in this movie.
And his fight scenes at the end, it wasn't even him.
You could clearly see it with somebody else.
I was like, come on, Shank Song. I mean, what's going on?
What did he do before this?
I have no idea.
He was in Showdown, Little Tokyo, Kickboxer 2, Licensed to Kill.
He was in some big trouble in Little China.
He did some stuff.
He could have had a little bit more of a height scene.
That was kind of a little bit of a letdown.
Yeah, I mean, because once he got into it and he was kicking ass for, well, his character was kicking out.
But then it was just wham, bam, boom.
I mean, he didn't kill him.
Did he just knock him out?
I don't even remember.
The fight lasted like two minutes.
It's that.
And he took him out and then he went to Young.
And then I know we're jumping all over the place.
But that's when Professor Tanaka pulled up in the boat.
And it was just like he was just forgotten after that.
Yeah.
He was like he didn't do anything.
He just dead.
I don't know if he died.
I think he just like fell over.
Yeah, I don't know.
There was the, for being who he was,
you figured he would have been kicking ass,
especially he was Kim's supposed right-hand man.
He didn't, he didn't do anything.
Because he even got punked when, um,
uh,
Jeff,
when he ran and,
uh,
like strangled him when he reached into,
into the car he was in and,
oh, yeah.
And told,
Hey,
what's his name?
and he told him the name that he was looking for.
And then that's when he went into the...
Yeah, because see, even with that, like, you know he's setting Jeff up.
So you would think he was kind of letting him do that.
So they're going to, you're going to see what he could really do later.
And he didn't really do anything.
Yeah, he was just there.
I mean, but it wasn't his fault.
maybe this was this couldn't have been in the beginning of his career i mean i'm sure he had done
a ton of things before this one because he oh yeah man he's his uh career started it was in big
trouble a little china yeah he was a swordsman uncredited okay oh wow this tells you the
the era he was in twins as oriental man i remember that
Oriental man
He's in a lot of TV
I know I had seen him
In other things before
Oh he was badass in that
Yeah
He was one that uh
sat on that dude while his face was in the rice
And you guys know where it goes from there
Prison movie
But
He was even poltergeist
the legacy
the TV series
he's still out there doing it
the thing that I love
other than Mortal Kombat he did a
Disney movie
Johnny Sinami
that was it I don't know if you guys
have seen that and I think
he did the second one as well
Johnny
Kapahala
that was his name that time back on
board.
He was his grandpa.
But anyway,
Jeff Speakman, what else
has he been in? I mean, this
I know I've probably seen him in other
things, but.
Yeah, I've seen him in
other things, but when his name
comes up, this is like the only one I really
know. He was in
Lionheart? This is a security
man.
Slaughterhouse rock.
He was in the cafe.
See, he did.
perfect weapon and then it looks like after that he started getting starring roles but i don't
recognize any of these other movies i don't either um it was the 90s it was probably straight to
vhs action movies i think the ones who was on in the 90s was was van dam at this point yeah
just speaking he might have been on the level of like uh don the dragon wilson and those type of guys
is always popping out
the VHS movies every month.
Yeah, if they make another expendable,
is that they put him in it?
I think he'd do a good job.
It's supposed to be making one right now.
It's supposed to be Stallone's last one.
I said they're going hard R with this one.
I hope so,
because those last two, like PG-13 or something like that.
Because I know that one with Chuck Nara
as he refused to do anything.
And please take away the digital blood.
Just use real blood.
It looks bad.
Yeah, it's never, it's never good.
But, um, yeah, the film, it was just your, just your basic story.
Well, in the beginning, uh, we see Jeff.
he's just
basically a music video
for,
I got the power,
whatever that song is.
He has to show off his tempo.
Yeah,
I mean,
he's got the skills,
man,
because basically that whole song
minus the rapping
was played
and he was doing all those moves.
I mean,
I wish I knew someone
that could teach me stuff like that.
Will I be up to that skill level?
Hell, no,
I'm too old now.
But I think,
think that would be a good workout because he would just throw on those hands all over the place.
But I've never liked that song.
I just, a lot of 90s, I guess pop, hip hop, I don't know.
Some of it was just, no.
Yeah.
Luckily, it's only in the beginning and then.
You would think the way they played it, like every time he had a big action scene, it would come on or something.
Yeah, I would have turned it off if that was a guy.
If that's all give going on every time we got in a fight, I said, no, I'm good.
But yeah, I did like, other than the song, I liked that whole little sequence of him warming up.
But then we get a cutscene to Kim, Mako.
He's in his little Korean shop, him and what was little kid's name?
Shumio.
Yeah, him.
And these little thugs and suits come in and they were trying to get Kim to hold some, I guess, hold some drugs in his storage rooms.
Because these Korean drug kingpins are running Korea town.
Was this in L.A.?
Yeah.
Okay.
I assumed it was.
But Kim was like, nope, nope, nope, I'm not doing it.
Um, so, but, uh, Jeff, uh, gives Kim a call just to kind of check in, tell him what's up.
But then he hears those guys in the background.
Like, hey, you need, you better hurry up or, or, uh, keep talking to us.
Or we're going to come back and, uh, tell your place up.
And Jeff's like, who's that?
What's going on?
And Kim's like, eh, there's nobody, nobody don't worry about it.
So, yeah, I'll, I'll see you later.
So he hangs up.
And then Kim is making his way or, uh, Jeff is making his way to, uh,
to Korea Town and this is when we started getting we get a big pretty much a big flashback of when he was younger and turns out that he was a troubled child.
His mother had passed away and he was still dealing with the grief of that and just wasn't doing good in school.
Acting out his dad was a policeman and he had a younger brother and
his dad was talking to Kim and they were buddies from the war.
I assume Vietnam maybe or they didn't seem old enough for the Korean War.
But I don't know.
Let's go Vietnam.
Yeah.
But they were friends.
They were friends and the jazz dad's kind of like, you know what?
I'm thinking of sending him to military school.
And then Kim was like, you know, we're both military.
So I don't think that'd be good for him.
Here, why don't you let me deal with him?
So he ends up taking him to,
what was that master's name?
Master Lowe.
What was it, Kenpo?
Is that what it is?
Yeah, Kimpo Karatee.
See, I didn't, I didn't know any,
I've never even heard of that style until this movie.
At first I thought it was made up until I started reading thinking.
I'm like, oh, okay, this is the real deal.
So he basically taken him there to,
teaching some discipline and I think
to center himself and
stop just getting mad and bent out of shape
about everything. I did like that whole thing
when they had all the little kids. What was he?
13, maybe?
Yeah. And there was a bunch of other kids in there
learning and then everyone was, all right, do a chop
or whatever. Or they hit each other. Yeah,
standing next to each other. Ha ha, ha, just basically
hitting whoever was on
the right of them, right side
of him. And then he was standing at the very end
and that young girl, I believe her name
was Jennifer. She turned around
and chopped Jeff in the
stomach and he, ah, he fell in the ground.
It didn't look like she hit him
that hard, but maybe he was just surprised.
But then, um, he clearly
wasn't paying attention. He's like
staring off into the ceiling or something.
Yeah.
Master Lowe kind of just, all right, come on.
Jeff, Jennifer, help him up.
So, and then we get the full
montage of him learning
this Kim Poe style
but with Master Lowe
talking in the background
I don't remember exactly what he was telling him
but basically telling him
this is how
this is the style and
all that teaching him and then
quick little flashes of him being little and his
skill level was just getting
up there and up there
so I think by the time of that
end of that sequence of him
And this obviously years had gone by of him learning because then he's, when we see him at the end of that, it's like, he's like in high school.
And he was a part of the track team.
He was learning how to do something with a pole, pole vaulting.
Yeah.
He was doing that.
I don't know why his little brother was there.
Maybe he was just there watching him.
But he's like, all right, yeah, let's go home.
So they start walking across the football.
This is all right.
This is the thing I didn't get.
They're going back home.
You see the football team on the field practicing, and you're just going to walk straight through them.
I'm like, okay, whatever.
It's a movie.
And then you get the typical jog football players talking shit because Jeff is in his little tights and everything.
So they kind of make some little snarky remarks to him.
Jeff kind of turns it doesn't really do anything.
But what was his brother's name?
Adam.
Yeah.
Yeah, Adam.
He turns around and Adam gives that big football player the finger and then he walks up,
little bitch or whatever.
Back hands Adam.
He must have backhanded him head all hell of hard because when Adam looks up his nose,
both nostrils are bleeding.
That was a big ass dude.
Yeah.
So Jeff walks up to him.
and then just
just gives us nothing but kicks
just kicks him in the stomach
and then like
I think three other times in the head
and that last one
was it like a spin kick I think
yeah which is clearly
they did a couple takes
because when he first jumped
he didn't get up that high
yeah he
he just
you can see what they were trying to do
but yeah that
that kick didn't look like
It got that high.
So he ends up the police, no, the coach comes running over and they say, call the ambulance.
So all the ambulance come.
And his dad starts yelling at him.
And he tells him, like, I can't have you.
Well, I think he went to, he ended up at the police station.
Yeah.
So his dad started screaming at him.
He goes, I don't want you around at him.
gonna get him killed or hurt or whatever and you're just gonna you're gonna kill somebody someday
just because of what he can do because he can fight now so his dad was like just i don't want
you in the house just just get lost so jeffs all just fuck it i'm out so he goes to see master
low and kind of talks to him and he was talking about um was that the tiger and the dragon
were those like styles or yeah he's he's he's a tiger now but he has he has
to reach the dragon level and he can't he can't show or tell him how yeah he's got to find
the glow to grow did we do how would yeah yeah okay that was in the beginning stage yeah back
when we were doing two movie four hour shows and our shows so yeah he was there was just
another lesson he taught him and then uh kim came in and was trying to talk to jeff like
come on, man, just go talk to your dad and all that.
He's like, no, I'm out of here.
So basically, Jeff just packed his shit and cut.
We don't really know where he went.
But that's the end of the flashbacks.
We go back to Kim, to his little shop.
He owns some kind of shop,
but all kinds of antiques and everything in there.
Some more, some, the Korean street tuffs,
they show up, and they're still trying to muscle Kim
to let them store drugs in his storeroom.
but then Jeff comes in and it's like
what's going on?
At this point he doesn't even know what's going on
there's three guys in there he comes in there
and starts kicking ass
kicks one dude out the window
and then he gets a stick
and then he starts kicking ass with the stick
well it breaks in half
so that he's got two
and he starts to a whooping ass
and slapping these fools up with the sticks
but those sticks
you can clearly tell levels
they're probably still
hurt if you got hit those
I don't want to say movie sticks
but you can clearly see that they're
not solid wood they're like that
real more softer wood
but it was still hurt if you got hit
so he ended up beating the hell out all of them to those three guys
but they got up and left but
Jimmy Hose is in there he's like what are you doing
he goes man you better go back to where you came from
because you're going to be dead that's um
what do they call them the
whatever
trying to find out what they are.
Whatever the gang was called, the something, Kings or whatever.
Because Jimmy's, I was like, oh, man, he goes, you're asking for trouble.
But Kim was like, man, he's a good kid.
Just let him go home.
So Jeff and Kim are talking and just come on.
You got to make yourself better.
And hopefully you can see your dad again.
But the next thing we get to, we see per, what was Professor Tanaka's name in this?
Was it just?
Tanaka.
Oh, okay.
Well, Tanaka.
They didn't really think too hard on the names because his name is Tanaka.
Jeff Speakman's name is Jeff.
Yeah.
He's like, what's your name?
Okay, that's what it is in the movie.
Yeah, I'll just call you.
You probably wasn't answering to the name that they said.
They go, you know, let's just change it to Jeff.
You respond to that.
so um the professor he's professor to knock everyone uh he goes in to uh he finds uh the three guys that
went to kim's um and he goes he basically goes in there and kills all three of them they don't show
it he just pulls out this little uh carnation or whatever that was and that seems to be his
calling card after he kills you yeah like how how they're just kind of staring at him and then he
pulls out the carnation everybody's like oh shit let's get out
out here.
Yeah, and then that was the end of that scene.
So, but yeah, Jeff and Kim are still talking, just trying to catch up.
And Jeff's trying to like, come on, what's going on?
Why are these guys doing this?
And Kim's like, eh, don't worry.
Don't worry about it.
So just goes, all right, man, I'm going to go get some fresh air.
So he ends up leaving.
We see Professor Tanaka.
He shows up at Kim's.
He sneaks upstairs.
Kim was laying in bed, but he heard him come in.
And then Professor Tanaka comes in and
I assume broke his neck or something.
They don't show it.
They didn't show him walking in the door.
He pulls out his carnation, puts it on.
And then we just assume that he kills Kim.
Because Kim didn't even try to run or get up or do anything.
Yeah, it says on Wikipedia.
They don't show it, but it says he appears and kills
lead him, right, forced to kill.
Morris Kim to comply by head budding him to death, I guess.
Kills him off screen.
Yeah, we don't see any of that.
Sorry, everyone my allergies are killing me.
But yeah, we don't see that because Jeff, he shows up.
Oh, when they got into that fight, somebody like went crashing through the window
or when he kicked that dude through the window.
They boarded it up.
But then when he comes back from his walk, he sees that those boards are broken.
So he goes in, he runs upstairs yelling Kim,
and he goes into Kim's room,
and Kim's laying there in his bed dead
with that carnation on his chest.
So Jeff's like, fuck,
and then he hears a car start-up,
and he sees a car driving away,
and he runs out
and thinks he can chase this,
catch this car.
So he goes running down the street.
Looks like he ran a few blocks,
and this, and he gets all mad,
and this is when the street thefts show up.
The local,
give me all your money,
and they pull,
knives on him and then he's just looking at him and it was four guys total and then he goes
oh this is what you want he pulls his wallet out you want my money and then he just commences
to kicking all four of their asses i like to see it was like hella fast no kicks just elbows
spin the that that one spin move with the back hand he just took out all four of them
hello fast i like how they they felt like dominoes one by one
I know whether you see him there
They're all like in one big pile
Laying on each other and he gets his wall
It walks off
Alright, this is the next scene is when his brother comes into play
His younger brother had him
And he years later
He's a cop now
Obviously working with his father
Well it seemed like his father was
Still on the forest
But he was just like
He seemed like he was on the forest
But he also seemed like he couldn't do anything
it seemed like he was just a regular
Blackfoot and his son was a detective
because he shows up in a suit
and everything and trying to figure out what's going on
at Kim's and all the cops are there
and they don't really know.
Yeah, because he has a line like,
I wish I could do more.
I was like, you're not doing anything.
What are you doing?
Yeah, I don't think they would have gave him the case
because when Adam walks upstairs
and then he sees that his brother
was the one that found Kim.
And then you can clearly see that they just haven't
had the best brother
relationship because he's kind of like,
ah, fuck.
Because when they see each other and they're like, oh man,
because Adam's like, Jeff?
And then he's like, ah, hey, what's up?
And then he's, they both knew Kim.
He was a friend of the family.
So Adam was like, you know what?
let me take this case.
He goes, I know him.
He's a friend of the family.
And this is my brother.
So, yeah, let's do this.
So that one guy's like, all right, go ahead.
Your case.
Doesn't work like that.
No.
He just went, all right, fucking you can have it.
Kind of seemed like the lead officer didn't even know who he was.
He's like, oh, if your captain says it's okay.
It doesn't work like that.
Only in the 90s, early 90s in Hollywood.
So, yeah, Adam takes Jeff down at the police station and he's just trying to flip through some old photos of mug shots.
And he goes, I don't see anybody in this.
But this is when everything comes crashing down on both of them because Adam is still mad at his brother for, well, he didn't leave.
His dad made him leave.
But it was just that brotherly shit that they're going through.
But Jeff still, still he.
needed and he still wants to figure out who's doing this.
He goes to,
I think this is when he goes to the,
yeah,
he's when he shows up at the,
I guess another dojo or gym.
And he's looking for,
oh,
he was,
he was,
he doesn't know,
um,
uh,
professor Tanaka yet.
Yeah,
he's not yet.
He's looking for one of the guys when he first showed up to the Kim
shop.
The guy with the spider tattoo?
Yeah, he was looking for him.
Because when he goes in there, starts asking,
and everyone's like, didn't want to give him any information.
But then he comes up on one guy and this guy thought he was raw.
Dude with the bandana.
Yeah.
That's his name and the credits.
Because he goes, yeah, he goes up and asking him,
hey, I'm looking for this guy with the tattoo on him.
And he goes, you know him?
He goes, yeah, I know him.
Well, can you tell me where he is?
He's like, no.
and then he's like, all right.
And they get you told him, why don't you just get the hell out of here?
And then Jeff was like, you know what?
I'll take on you and these two other dudes.
And if I beat you, you have to tell me the name of who I'm looking for.
And then I got like, well, all right.
So he gives up, takes off all his shirt and everything.
And what's that?
That was the ring that his Sente gave him, right?
Yeah.
master. Yeah, he's
on the tiger level, I guess.
Because he took
that ring off, but then he spun it around,
but then he took it off and put it in his pocket.
This is my dance.
Yeah!
Oh, white boy.
Let's see what you got.
And the one dude,
whatever his name is,
with the perfect hair, he
goes, all right, man, this is mine.
And he turns around and kicks him in the face really quick
and then drops jail.
He kicks him in the stomach.
then spin kicks and then he gives him a front kick and then kick to the left side of his face and he goes down
come on white boy let's see what you got yeah that was awesome and then Jeff gets up and then that dude the
Asian Korean guy I don't know if he's really Korean it might just be Chinese but anyway he's throwing
kicks and all that and Jeff is just dodging it all but then when he comes into play just the front kicks
the high kicks
and then
the get does
a little
ground and pound
and fucking
beating the shit
out of this
dude
and again
his hair is so
perfect
go on YouTube
this whole
movie's on
YouTube
everybody
he beats the
hell out of him
but his hair
is still fresh
man
did not lose
any bounce
or anything
so
tiger level
of
campo karate
I like all
this stuff
man because
it's a lot
of fast action
and then
they throw in
the slow punches and kicks and everything.
But Jeff's, man, he's, he's hell of fat.
I love the choreography of these fight scenes.
I mean, obviously, they have to do it over and over and over to make it look awesome for the film.
But I mentioned earlier, Jeff's got a lot of fast hand moves, and he was just kicking
his ass with those.
And then once he beats that dude up with the hair, this is when the bandana and the other
dude come jumping him.
And they double team Jeff start kicking his ass.
And then once they get him on the floor,
they just start kicking him in the face and in the neck or in the body.
But then they pick him up,
Bandana starts slapping him around,
but then Jeff ain't having that shit.
And then he just fucking starts kicking those full.
The dude is holding him.
He grabs his hands, kicks him.
Then he kicks it Bandana.
And then Bandana gets kicked in the balls and he falls on the ground.
Yeah, fuck that stunt.
Yeah.
I'm watching this, everybody.
and he starts whooping ass on that other dude
and he just ended up beating the shit out of all three of them.
And then the dude with the bandana.
That was the guy he was talking to first.
He gets him on the ground and that's what he's like,
all right, what's his name?
Because, yeah, Bandana's laying there holding his nuts.
It did look like he was after that kick.
He wasn't going to move.
Jeff kind of pulls his arm back like he's going to snap it.
All right, what's his name?
And then he tells him the name that there was,
that they were looking for.
I don't even know what the name was.
What was, who was he?
He just gave him some random name.
He hangs at the Crock Pit Club.
Yeah, that's what he said.
The dude he was looking for is dead.
Because to not go in there and killed him.
Yeah, he doesn't know that, though.
Oh, sorry.
Yeah, so this part was kind of stupid right here after this.
Because after Jeff Lees, we see Adam,
and he's trying to do his detect.
where he goes into this restaurant
wants Kim and then the guy's
in there like what? And then
he's asking for Kim
but then that guy, the guy behind the can't, oh, you
want Kim Chi? And then so he gives
on that whatever Kim Chi is.
He keeps
asking for stuff and that guy's like, oh this
and he starts bagging up all kinds of food
and gives it to him. So he just
fuck it, he just pays it and then
walks out of the place.
But then we go to the
funeral for Kim and they're
in the traditional
ceremony.
Their dad's there.
I assume he must be in the higher-ups
because he's got like tons of ribbons
and everything all over his uniforms.
Yeah, that's why I don't understand.
When he drops that line,
I wish I could do more.
I was like, you can't do anything?
I mean.
Yeah, so while they're in this,
during the funeral,
they see Jimmy Ho.
But then Jeff sees them.
and then he goes running after
him because Jimmy takes off
and Adam is chasing him too
and then they kind of get into it
why are you chasing this kid?
What does he know?
And he's like he's nothing.
He's just a kid.
And then they get into more brother shit.
Are you and I,
you never trusted me.
He don't believe me and me and all that shit.
Just like tired of his brother's
little whiny mouth so he bitslaps him.
Then Adam's dumb ass pulls a gun out on his brother.
He goes, like you can shoot me?
He's,
I should have just kicked him for that.
So we go back to Jeff.
He's walking around.
He ends up going to the Crock Pit.
So he shows up in there.
He's walking around, walking through everything.
And then this is when the dudes come up to him.
He sees the guy that he's looking for at the bar.
And then he goes up and starts talking to somebody.
Yeah.
Another, oh, that guy pops up.
Because he tells him you're not, you're not welcome here.
And then, of course, he gets beat up in like two seconds.
Yeah, that somebody is, uh, Brandcombe, Richmond.
Yeah, that guy.
He plays an Asian guy as well as a Native American whenever they need him to be.
Thank you.
He's playing Hawaiian, too, one movie.
Was he in Renegade?
Was that to show you?
I think so.
Uh, yeah, he wasn't ready again.
That dude.
He wasn't hard to kill.
Gosh, I don't even remember that one.
I went after Seagal it a few times.
Oh, he was, he was, uh, early Seagal.
He just popped in my head.
He was, uh, he was one of the guys that, uh, came to kill him and his wife.
It hard to kill?
Yeah.
In the beginning, they'd shoot him, make him go into his coma.
He was one of those guys.
He just popped in my head.
I don't even remember that one.
The only part I remember in that movie is when he's laying there in the hospital bed
with that fake mustache and beard.
The Fulmanchu.
Yeah.
And Kelly LeBrock lifts up his nightgown.
It tells him, oh, please wake up.
Sorry, everyone's the only part of it.
Aren't they married or something during that time?
I think that's where they met.
Then they got married and then
I don't know if he was
But the tabloids and everything she was saying that she he was like abusing her and everything
So that that fell apart so
So yeah he's in there asking everything and
That one dude comes up to him. He just labeled as bartender
And he starts talking shit now then Jeff's slapping dudes around where is he?
And then there's some other guys come in. He starts kicking they start key starts kicking their asses
passes, just throwing them around.
Full nightclub.
Everyone around watching the strobe lights and everything going on.
A lot of good slow motion fights.
Jeff just chopping everyone, knee and everyone in the face.
And then he's, oh, there's Al Young.
He comes running in.
I'm watching this, everyone.
He comes running in.
He gets slammed really fast.
And then some dude comes up behind Jeff and smashes him in the head.
Oh, that's all it gets.
Yeah, that's all he got.
and Jeff gets hit to the back of the head with a bottle.
He goes down and he's knocked out.
And then he walks in Professor Tanaka.
He picks him up in the back of the head.
It looks like he's getting ready to just smash the back of his head in.
But then he hears something.
He looks over to the left and he sees low paned.
That's all I see him as everyone.
He kind of just waves him off.
So they end up dragging Jeff out.
And I assume they just threw him out of the street.
because the next scene we just see Jeff
it looks like he's
setting something up at Kim's
little
his little thing
at the little church
or whatever it was
so he starts talking to that guy
there and telling him
no this is when he meets
what's his name
Lopan what the hell was his name in this
Young
he meets him
and that's what he kind of tells him
that yeah they were friends
So he was like, all right, well, here, come with me.
So he gets in the limbo with him.
And they start driving down the road.
And Young is telling Jeff about, there was another dude.
I assume he was a rival of Young.
Yeah.
It was Jimmy's uncle.
Who was his name?
Trying to look at it right now.
Yeah, I am too.
I wish these pictures will be
Anyway, so Young is telling Jeff that yeah, this guy is
He would be the one that killed Kim
So he's just eating it all and he tells him yeah, he's staying at
The whatever whatever hotel
So he ends up going there
Oh no, before he does that
He goes
Young tells Jeff that it was
was shank song's name in this um kai he was telling him it was kai so because that's when
uh he goes up and pulls kai out of uh out of the limo and wants to know where um so-and-zo was
because then he uh because uh young and jeff they're where i don't know where they're at
some other because they're outside and then that's when he tells them that's him uh he tells
uh he tells uh jeff that so that's what he's
goes over there and grabs Kai and wants to know where whoever they were looking for and
Kai told him he's staying at the whatever whatever hotel so this part was got a dub right
Jeff goes to the hotel where Kai said that the dude they were looking for that
they were responsible for Kim's death and he just turns into a little parkour guy so it's
climbing up yeah going back to the beginning why you were just
the construction guy
if you got all these fucking ninja skills
and
hardcore and
tempo karate but you're just
working construction
which that one scene
of him doing construction he wasn't
even doing anything
he's just digging in the dirt
as he walks off
and everybody else is still working
he got to make money
he got to do something
at least he was working
so
Yeah, he goes climbing up the side of the building, gets on top of his elevator and almost gets crushed to death, but the elevator stops, and then he crawls in, starts shimmying along these pipes.
Luckily, those pipes really fit it into the side of this building, because then he goes in into this room, he finds a window, kind of puts a guy in a sleeper hole that's sitting there, and then he knocks him out.
And then these other two guys come out of nowhere.
he starts beating the shit out of them
and locking doors
trying to get away
he clocked that one dude
he just knocked him out sitting in the chair
and then he comes across
two other dudes that are walking around
and one of those guys is
hey that guy
I see his name
was at the bottom I think he was in
Jeff
Yamada he plays
yeah that guy
Wolf Sam Guard
okay that's who they were looking for
or Wo Sam, that's the dude.
I knew it was a guy with two names.
They were, they, they were looking, Jeff was looking for him.
So yeah, because Jeff lights off a fire extinguisher.
So look, the hallway is all crazy.
And then his little bodyguards go in there.
He ends up kicking the shit out of them and hitting that one dude with a fire,
the fire extinguisher, knocks him out.
And then he jumps into the room, uh, where Wo Sam is.
And then he's like, he was getting ready to tell him.
You killed Kim and I'm going to kill you.
But Walt Sam was like, I didn't do it.
Who told you this?
And then he tells him Young.
And then he goes, it's not me.
Young's the one that's doing this.
But he doesn't believe him.
But that's what Jimmy Hoke comes running in.
What are you doing?
He's like my uncle.
And then he's like, what?
And then he's like, because he goes, well,
Young told me that he killed Kim.
And then he goes, who told you that?
and then he went young
and then he's like oh fuck man I got played
so whoa Sam
is trying to tell him basically telling him like
yeah man they're just trying to
get me out of the game
so was he doing dirt too
yeah but didn't they do like
a title drop here he was like
they try to use you as
the perfect weapon
yeah
nobody
yeah the perfect weapon
because yeah he told him for you yeah
they got a
Nobody, the perfect weapon.
Oh, I was like, oh, really?
She had to shoe hoard that in there somewhere.
But so at this point, yeah,
Will Sam is the one telling him, they're like, man, come on.
Think about it.
So Jeff finally realized that, all right, he's the one that we got to get.
So Jimmy Hull's like, you know what?
He goes, I'm going to help you with you.
I'm going to help you bring down young.
So it's like, all right.
So he kind of takes his little kid, little minor,
kid along for the little
sidekick so I mean good for him
good for Jimmy Ho he's got to do something
in this movie
because they told him that
oh he didn't
know Professor Tanaka yet
yeah so that's why because
when they were following him around
and then he got Adam
involved and told him that hey man
this is what's going on we find out who's
that young is responsible
for this but now we need to prove
it. So Adam's like, all right, come on. So
Jimmy Hose laying in the backseat.
What's this kid doing here? Oh, he's going to help us.
I'm like, ah, fuck. So
Adam's just going along. But it seemed like he didn't want to go along with it.
Because it seemed like, all right, man, you guys are going to give me something.
Because if you don't, I'm probably going to get fired for this.
So especially bringing in a kid.
Yeah, he's getting on my nerves.
I was hoping he was going to get beat up or something in this movie.
But so they're following the limbo, the Jung's limo, and we see Professor Tanaka driving in it.
They're pulled up to a bank.
And this part was stupid.
It looks like he just dropped making a deposit.
But there's a lady in front of Adam, and then she's trying to make a deposit.
And she ends up dropping it before she puts it in a little deposit slot.
Adam, Professor Tanaka is about to leave.
And then Adam was like, come on, lady, get out of the way.
so she finally gets out of the way
and then he goes chasing after him
but Professor Tanaka
kind of turns around and looks
and Jimmy is
he's trying to identify him first
because Jimmy knows what he looks like
so he put two little holes in the newspaper
and he's holding it up
and yeah that's him
but Professor Tanaka realized
that hey man there's some shady going on in this car
next to me so he punches it he takes off
why is he driving a limo
I don't know
Just for this car chase
He goes hauling ass out of the little bank thing
And then that's a car
Slams into him
And then this is when the cheat
The chase starts
So I assume there was all these cops
Ready
Because once he pulls out
All these squad cars come out of nowhere
So
Tanaka is hauling ass down the road
In this limo just serving it
Almost
getting on the other lane
with the oncoming traffic and he's just
zipping and dodging and everything
and get on the freeway
almost crashing into other cars
but then for some reason
oh well never mind it's pulling out of a lot
one of those big semis holding a bunch of
cars on it
so Tanaka's coming at a full speed
and then the other police are coming
they kind of block him he spins off to
the side clips a police car
just perfectly enough for him to land on its side
and it goes crashing into the truck with all the cars on it
on its side it slides perfectly into the truck
and I'm sure these cars are being held down with chains
but it like perfectly slides right off and lands on top of the limo
but Tanaka is all super strong he pushes the door open knocks the car off
him. He gets down. We got these two cops coming up on him
trying to get it. Adam and the gang all pull up in the car.
But then Tanaka just fucks these two cops up
hella fast with some chops. He gets him
he gets him he tries to be big Mr. Big Duts
and he pulls out one of those old
old school early 90s taser guns.
Jeff runs over and looks into
limbo and Young's not in there. So he's like
fuck and then Adam is talking shit
to Professor Tanaka.
He shoots him with the first set.
He kind of just
awesome acting but Tanaka.
The little
darts go in and then he
kind of shakes and then he
hits him with they pulls him out
and then he hits him with the other two
and then that one that drops him.
This plan was stupid.
Why
would Young go to the bank?
to make a drop off.
And why would his number one henchman be a limo driver?
It was weird to me.
Then there would be no movie.
Yeah, true.
There would be no, there would be no awesome taser scene.
And an awesome car j-s seed in a limo.
So, Tanaka's laying in knocked out.
They pick him, throw him in the back of a squad car.
and I don't know why Adam went, but okay,
he jumps to the squad car as well.
Him and the other officer are kind of cutting it up.
Tanaka comes two.
He slams his both.
I don't know, well, I guess he's big enough.
Well, I guess they could have used two or three handcuffs
to put his hands behind him, but he's handcuffed in front of him.
So he kind of just smashes down that little gate.
and then it hits both cops.
They both kind of get knocked out.
The driver just, I don't know what he did,
but he somehow hits something,
and it flips the police car,
and it's on its,
flipped over on his top.
This is the part I didn't get right here.
Tanaka pulls out Adam, gets his gun.
Does he shoot himself?
He shoots the handcuffs.
Oh, is that what he did?
I think that's what he did.
All right, yeah, because he's not, okay, all right.
I wasn't sure, because you just see him holding the gun,
then you hear a gunshot, and then he just gets up and walks away.
I'm like, okay, whatever.
Adams in the hospital, Jeff's there.
Adam kind of comes to, he's all beat up.
He's got a broken hand and fat lip and everything.
He kind of just tells him what's up.
Then their dad shows up and kind of gives him more shit.
We go to a scene with Shang-sung.
The hell is his name, Kai?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I don't know what was going on here.
He was talking to some other dude, and then he ends up walking out.
Yeah, this is when Jimmy overhears that Young is leaving the country by boat.
Okay.
I think that's what he was telling the other dude.
I don't know what Jimmy was doing in that bar, but all right.
Well, I guess he was following him, too.
So, yeah, Jimmy and Jeff go.
they're at down the marina
and they see a big old ship
like a big tanker ship and it's loading up
with stuff I assume drugs and whatever else
so they know that young's there
so
Jeff goes and
starts loading up
he's got his daggers
and his knives
and get a cringy line here
killing for Kim
killing for me
he's
got knives, daggers, and then he's got
his two little sticks.
What do they call those?
I'm not
sure, but I think it's
part of Kempo karate.
I think it's one of the weapons that they train with.
Yeah. It just looks like
sticks, fighting sticks to me. Anyway,
they're called something, everyone.
I just, I don't know. I've heard it before,
but I don't remember.
Jeff still lurking around, trying to figure
out how is he going to get in to the place
because there's a big old bobwire fence and
everything. He sees these pipes
that are just laying there. Luckily
he knows how to pull vault.
So he pull vaults over
the fence.
And there's a security guard standing there
and he's like, wow, I can still do it. And then
he just back hands him
really quick. So that
fool goes down.
We go inside. We see Young and we see
Kai in there just
talking shit. And then
Jeff's walking around into
the warehouse. And
And it's like these guys are just in there working.
I assume that's all drugs and everything.
That's all in those big bundles.
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah, so he kind of starts taking them out slowly.
He grabs this one dude in a leg lock and that kind of knocks him out.
He's still running around, lurking around.
Another guy comes up and he whoops the shit out of him.
And then the third guy is a big black dude, big tall guy.
He comes running at Jeff with a knife.
and Jeff like does it slow motion and blocks it
but it gets the knife and then ends up stabbing himself
stabs the black guy in the leg with the knife
and then another dude comes up and he with another knife
and Jeff pulls the knife out of that black guy's leg
kind of whoops that and the dude's ass really quick
and then goes here hold this and then shoves it back
in that black guy's leg and then kicks him
and then he goes down all right he goes around the next bed
pulls out the sticks
and there's two other dudes.
One guy's got a big hook.
No, both of them got hooks.
And the hands of whoop and knocking them out.
Another dude, two other guys show up.
He beats the shit out of them with the sticks.
A lot of kicks.
I'd rather get hit with a kick that hit with a solid wood stick.
But anyway, he's beating the shit out of all of these guys.
And I've always liked the martial art films with those guys have the sticks.
Who was that one with Bruce Lee?
Was it Game of Death?
That dude pulled out the sticks.
No, no, no.
I'm sorry.
I'm thinking of,
although they weren't,
they were a pool stick in,
Out for Justice.
When Seagall was,
he,
all right,
that's why I said Game of Death.
The dude that Seagal was fighting in the pool hall
was the dude with the sticks.
They called him sticks in Alfred Justice.
He was the one that was fighting Bruce Lee at the end and gave a death when he put that, uh, that X on his forehead.
That was Bruce Lee's friend.
Sorry about the allergies, everyone.
Yeah, so I like when they pull out those sticks.
And they say he ends up beat the shit out all those dudes.
And then he comes around the corner.
And we see, uh, Young and Kai, uh, kind of gearing up.
We see Young.
He's got one of those, uh,
retractable knives on his wrist.
So,
um,
Jeff,
kind of sees a guy lurking around with a gun.
He pulls out his daggers.
He throws,
he throws one.
The guy kind of,
um,
the,
uh,
lets off around,
uh,
his little Mac 10.
And then Jeff hits him with,
uh,
the other dagger.
Because he throws one to get that guy's attention.
He looks away.
Then he throws the other one,
stabs him.
And then he goes falling off the,
uh,
a little scaffold.
And,
I assume dies.
So, and then we come around the corner.
Jeff sees young.
He's about to walk up and kick that ass,
but then Shang Sun comes out of nowhere with a gun,
and this is when we get like the worst fight in the whole movie.
Nothing against Jeff Speegman.
He's badass, but I don't know.
I don't know why.
I mean, you can clearly see that Shang Song is fighting
when you can see his face
but when you don't see the
when you see like the back of his head
other than it doesn't even look like him
I mean I'm like man come on
he could have did something maybe
maybe just wasn't up to
to the skill level
as Jeff Speakman so
Lopan tries to come up behind him
but he ends up kicking him down
and he goes running away
and then Jeff starts kicking ass
on Shang Sun
and whoever the do
dude is, his double, he knows what he's doing.
He's got the kicks and everything.
But it's only like a couple of kicks and hits.
And then Jeff knocks him out and then chops him up in the face a couple of times.
But then, uh, Shane Sung jumps up.
He does a kick.
Jeff catches it.
He slams it.
It looks like he snapped his knee.
And then knocks him out.
He just falls down.
So never see him again.
Yeah, I was into him.
Didn't kill him.
He just knocked him out.
but broke that leg.
So he goes up to the young low pen.
He picks him up and because he's like,
this is for Kim.
And he starts,
he's holding him by the neck and he picks him up on this pole like he's going to choke him.
And he's going,
but then he's like,
I can't do it.
So he lets him down.
And then he,
young is like,
oh, okay, whatever.
But we see.
a boat pull it up
and it's Professor Tanaka in the boat
because Jeff's looking like
I want to kill you but
I can't
all right okay
so he turns
his uh
he turns to
uh professor Tanaka
but then
uh
young that little knife that's on his wrist
this part was stupid it was hell stupid
he pulls it out
he stabs Jeff in the back
Jeff kind of
looks up, he takes off his jacket, and he's got more sticks on his back, and that knife went
right into it.
That blade went in farther than what it was in that stick.
It was like just the tip.
He picks up young slams him on the table like he's about to kill him, but then here comes
Professor Tanaka.
Well, I think he just knocked him out because he just throws him on the ground.
Professor Tanaka comes up and starts whooping that ass.
He's just giving him chops and back hands.
Picks him up.
Throws him up.
He throws him into the wall.
And that's all he does.
Jeff starts giving him kicks, but they didn't even fazing him.
He's taking them kicks and their punches like cupcakes.
He just paid this shit out of Jeff.
I wanted one one, I can't remember his move.
I wanted him to do that.
But he was just giving him a lot of clotheslines.
And he's just throwing them all over the place.
but then all of a sudden
okay this is kind of cool
Professor Tanaka takes off his belt
and it's got like a dagger on it
or a knife or something
and he starts whipping that around
and he throws it
and every now and that it would stab into something
so he's trying to get Jeff
he picks him up a few times
and give him some bear hugs
and Jeff just starts kicking him in the balls
and everything but it ain't doing nothing
So the dagger goes flying into something and Jeff gets it and swings it around and he throws it and it stabs into
I assume it's a propane tank.
Yeah, it was a giant propane tank.
Yeah, like right next to him.
And it's it's the knife is stabbed into one of the lines that are there.
So Professor Zanaka pulls it out.
then all of a sudden all the propane gas starts coming out.
This part was kind of dumb.
Jeff runs over,
picks up a little metal piece of chain link,
and then just hucks it or throws it towards a professor Tanaka,
and it must have just sparked because then it ignites.
It's like a flamethrower.
Professor Tanaka is on fire.
Ah!
he's laying there screaming
and then all of a sudden the whole tanger
blows up awesome stunt but you
can clearly see it was a dubby
because when that thing blows up you just see his whole
body just go fly into pieces
and that's pretty much the movie
because all the police show up
when everything's all over with
um
Adam
uh
was he carrying
he's green young
who turns him in
his dad shows up
his dad kind of nods his head like yeah
and they still don't talk
for some reason
and that it cuts to him
going to visit his master
and what's the name
Jennifer and everybody
just smiling at each other
I got the power
kicks out
and yeah
he just walks in I assume
he found the dragon
or whatever
he became a man
yeah
whatever 30 years
have to beat the hell out of everybody
and almost getting killed multiple times
yeah I didn't like this ending it's
he just walks up to him that kind of bowing
credits
but
I mean the the movie it's still awesome
for all the fighting and everything
but it was just the acting
and everything that kind of takes you out of it
but then you know watch these movies for the acting
you want to see awesome as fighting
and that's what you got.
Every time there was a fight scene in it.
And Jeff Speak, he's a real deal.
I just wish his career was a little bit bigger.
I don't know why he didn't get...
I mean, he could have been king of the VHS movies, but...
Yeah, but there was so many people back then.
Yeah, again, like I said earlier, Van Dam was running the 90s.
well in the theater and then later was it late 90s early 2000s when it was just straight to video
oh my gosh he was in this movie who hot boys a master peas movie
i never heard of that you probably don't need to hear right
like his his one of his brothers was like the main character and for some reason he was
into karate
and I think Jeff Speakman
played his
Sensei
it's a hood movie
but
I'm just saying
they got hella fools
in this
he got Gary Busey
Sulk the Shocker
Snoop Dog
Jeff Speigman
as Master Keaton
yeah I think he was
soaked to shock
his
uh
sensei
Master P
you got pony boys
see Thomas Howell
Mr.
Cal
uh
Anthony Johnson
rest in peace
Pinky
Clifton Powell
Then you got
Hell of fools in this
I'm about to find this one
It's not good
Hot boys
Written and directed by Master P
Cool as a kid
Wait
Cool is a good kid
From a bad hood
Until his girlfriend
Is framed for murder
To earn her release
Cool agrees
To help bust
The city's most
Powerful Drug Lord
When the deal
Goals wrong
He engaged
Cool and Bart
when the deal goes wrong and engaged cool embarks upon the life of a life of crime who's cool
soaked the shocker oh okay for some reason i thought that was uh what's his name uh show me the mudda
how was top cruise um oh uh uh cuba yeah his brother what's his brother's name uh cuba you know i'm
talking he was uh and baby boy yeah him and omar yeah him yeah him
thought that was him in this but
hot boys. All right
everyone, I'm going to have to find this.
It's got
the cast, but it's no good.
No, I mean,
it's, I guess you can say
it's so bad it's good.
Well,
what does the, Master P,
a lot of those guys thought
they could be directors.
He was just taking
advantage of a time when
he had an opportunity to make money any way he could
yeah put his put his brother in in a leading role which
probably wasn't the best idea but
I say come on be on YouTube
no just a bunch of scenes
I think I seen it somewhere
streaming
so I'll have to find it somewhere
I bet you it's gonna pop up on TV
everything's on TV you know that or
IMDB.
Always on there.
Checking trusty Amazon.
Hot boys is
wow, not streaming
anywhere.
I'll find it.
I'm sure it's
somewhat.
Yeah,
it's not even on Prime.
All right,
everyone,
that was the perfect
weapon.
I kept just calling
it a perfect weapon.
What do we got next?
All right,
we're going to see
what the ladies got.
We're going to go
with the kind of a newer
one in two,
2015's Lady Blood Fight,
which I heard,
this is basically blood sport with women.
Lady Blood Fight?
Yep.
This is on Amazon Prime.
Anybody we know in it?
I know the main chick.
She's not,
she's not like a name as far as actress,
but in like the stunt world,
she's,
I know she's,
Scarlett Johansson stunt double
for Black Widow and in the Captain America movies
All right
Amy Johnston
I don't know any of these
these young ladies of this film
But I heard it is
Bloodsport with women
Because they fight in the kumato
Okay
All right yeah all right
whatever the trailer is that's popped up on the IMDB
well they're obviously the real deal
so uh see if she can act
never even heard of this gal
yeah I watched that
damn I can't even think right now there's a YouTube channel
I think I think it's called the corridor crew
and they bring in stunt people
to kind of review
stunts and movies
and they bring her in sometimes
and she seems she seems pretty badass
she did stunts in big movies
the Deadpool
Winter Soldier Suicide Squad
The first one
Deadpool 2
Yeah I know in Captain America
The winter soldiers
The scene were on the freeway
And they're sliding on the door
That was her
Oh was it?
Oh okay
All right Amy Johnson
We'll see what you got
next week with
was it
Lady Blood Fight or
Yep
All right
But
Yeah
Yeah
Just
Come back
Again if you're in the
Tulsa Oklahoma area
Thursday
March 10th
Come out to the shrine
And
See whatever we're doing
On stage
It's gonna be a good time
Everybody
I can't wait to get out there
Hopefully make it over
To the
The Curtis boys
house, the outsider house.
That's in Tulsa.
I want to make it over there.
See, I think it's a museum now.
So we'll go see if I could get in there.
I don't know if it's open, but I at least want to see the house.
Yeah, get ready for more E-Society.
And I have another MacDez episode coming.
I'm just trying to work out of time with this young lady that I work with.
She's going to come on the show.
So, but as soon as I find out, yeah, but go over to the East Society YouTube page and check out all the shit that I have on there.
Go over to TikTok and see everything I got over there.
It's mainly me.
I'm trying to get the Zisu, but he's too busy doing what he's doing.
So, but, yeah, check out my review, but non-spoiler review of the Batman and everything.
Again, sorry about my allergies.
That time of year, everyone.
But, yeah, come back next week for more when we talk about ladies.
bug fight. So until then, be safe
out there and party on.
And make sure you go to
www.
Like I said it right,
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