The Horror Returns - The Action Returns - Ep. 51: The Perfect Weapon (1991)

Episode Date: March 5, 2022

This episode Brian and Nez head down to SoCal to help out a Kenpo expert find the killer of his life long friend in the 1991 martial arts/action classic THE PERFECT WEAPON.   Join The Action Returns ...Facebook group. https://www.facebook.com/groups/841619946357776   Follow The Action Returns on IG and Twitter: Instagram: @theactionreturns Twitter: @action_returns    Check out everything Horror Returns at: https://thehorrorreturns.com Join The Horror Returns Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1056143707851246 THR Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thehorrorreturns   Join the THR Presents: Stream Fiends Facebook Group. https://www.facebook.com/groups/3860579827402429 Follow THR Stream Fiends on IG: @thrstreamfiends

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Nobody home, asshole. Except us. Just give me your money, sucker. You heard the man. I'm gonna cut you, motherfucker. Is this what you want? Huh? You want this?
Starting point is 00:00:21 You want my money? You want to take it! Other episode of the actual returns. I'm your host, Brian. With me, as always, is my brother, Nez. What's up, man? Hey, man, what's up everyone? Sorry everyone we're late with this week, man.
Starting point is 00:01:07 It's just in one of those weeks. Hell of busy, crazy weather. But we're here before the week is out. But before we dive into anything, the Batman, did you see it yet? I was going, but we had a crazy kind of semi-windstorm today. And I was like, it ain't safe to drive out there. And we're in the middle of breakup, so everything's melting. And roads are icy.
Starting point is 00:01:36 So fingers crossed neither Saturday or Sunday. Yeah, there's a lot of mixed reviews out there. Some people love it. Some people say it was okay. Some people hated it. A lot of people saying it was too long. I loved it. I thought it was hell of good.
Starting point is 00:02:02 Go to the E-Society YouTube page and check out my... non-spoiler review when we when the Zizu and I sit down to do our next episode that's when we're going to jump into spoilers and everything on that I was thinking we might just do a whole episode but I don't know well we'll see I talk to him still but
Starting point is 00:02:23 with that being said I'm going to say something else oh um for those of you in the Oklahoma area Tulsa, Oklahoma area. I will be out there with Oki Podcasts,
Starting point is 00:02:44 Russ from the Oki Podcasts and the guys from Tokes Signals podcast. We will be live on stage at the Shrine on March 10th. That's Thursday, March 10th. 8 p.m. to 11 p.m. It's a $5 entry. The address is 112 East 18th Street, Tulsa, Oklahoma. this is going to be a first time for me to be actual live podcast on stage type of deal. I don't really know what to expect.
Starting point is 00:03:19 I assume you can turn the mics on and go. So I don't know. I'm pretty hyped. I never met any of these guys. Russ from the Oki podcast. He's been on the show on McNus podcast before. and I'm Toak signals man
Starting point is 00:03:38 Those guys are awesome They just keep a green And turn on the mics So definitely check out both of those podcasts So again if you're going to be in the Tulsa area Come out to the shrine on March 10th Thursday March 10th Yeah I again I don't know what to expect
Starting point is 00:03:58 So as soon as we have it I'll let you guys know What happened So yeah, that's all. All right. Let's jump into tonight's movie, which is 1991's The Perfect Weapon. He looks like anyone else you pass on the street. Give me your money now.
Starting point is 00:04:22 Except no problem. He has a slight attitude. A Terminator, those kaiser golden fists. You're a dead man. He has no gun. No fear. No equal. No problem.
Starting point is 00:04:39 Jeff Speakman is the perfect weapon. Rated R. Starts Friday, March 15th. That theaters everywhere. All right, Google, what you got? Short and sweet. An expert in Kempo Karate avenges his Chinatown friend
Starting point is 00:04:55 slain by a mobster in Los Angeles. Straight to the point. And I am. IMDB is the same thing except it is correcting what Google said because it is not Chinatown it is Korea town whoever did the Google one didn't pay attention to what was
Starting point is 00:05:25 happening this stars Jeff Speakman John Di Miko James Hong Maurice Mariscai Routé Excuse me If I get it
Starting point is 00:05:43 All these names Ron Dante Basco Professor Tori Tanaka Mr. Fuji's former tag team partner Sasaki
Starting point is 00:05:53 Bowstar Clyde Kasat Kasatsu Karai Karai Karri Hioki
Starting point is 00:06:03 Takawa As far as I'm going to go with those names already butchered enough. And a bunch of, hey, that guy. Oh, yes. This is full of like, if you watched like 80s, 90s action movies, this is, there was one Al Leon was like the only one that wasn't
Starting point is 00:06:21 in here. Yeah, I was waiting from to pop in somewhere. This is directed by Mark DeSalle, written by David C. Wilson. Nesb. Was this the first time you ever seen the perfect weapon? I saw bits and pieces of it. And this
Starting point is 00:06:39 is the first time that I had seen it straight through. I'm looking on the credits. It says Al Yong is in it. This man in the crockpit bar. It was uncredited, but I don't have to watch that scene again. Usually he's like front and center and you know who he is, but yeah, I didn't
Starting point is 00:07:00 see him. Maybe they didn't need him this time, but he still wants to be in the movie. But I finally sitting through this this whole movie Was it the best? No
Starting point is 00:07:15 Was it awesome fighting? Oh hell yeah The martial arts in this was just kick ass Unintended What I loved about Jeff Speakman is other than His hair never messed up
Starting point is 00:07:33 He's pretty ripped he did a lot of hand I don't want to say hand jobs but hand fighting that kind of movie he did a lot of chops punches
Starting point is 00:07:50 back hands slabs everything and he was quick did they did they speed up the film like they do sometimes it didn't look like it I didn't catch it I did like that there was a lot of wide shots
Starting point is 00:08:06 especially when they were fighting. But of course, they had to do it over and over because then there's multiple camera angles. But regular type of story, nothing. They didn't reinvent the wheel or anything. Basically,
Starting point is 00:08:24 someone dies and he's got to find out who it is and seek revenge. And kicks a lot of ass in between. But, yeah, I mean, I actually watched this twice. The YouTube one was killing. me. I watched the whole thing, but it was it wasn't the greatest
Starting point is 00:08:40 copy. So I had to set sale and a nice clear. HD. It is on Bluroy. Is it? I'm going to pick this one. I need this one for the collection. Overall, man, I really
Starting point is 00:08:56 enjoyed this film. I wish I would have seen it back when it came out. I might have caught it one of those late night TBS or whatever shows and just watched the fighting teams
Starting point is 00:09:11 and wasn't really paying attention to what was going on but man I thought this movie was pretty awesome I loved it what did you think I love it have you seen this before oh many times many times this was like you said this was on cable like all the time
Starting point is 00:09:26 I caught it you know the story's straightforward like you said you know somebody close to him gets killed and he has to go revenge, avenge his friend. And it's all about the martial arts scenes. And when I was a kid and I seen him do the, we ain't going to say hand jobs, the fast hand movements, I was like, I want to learn Kimpo Karate,
Starting point is 00:09:52 but, you know, it doesn't work like that. Yeah, Jeff Speakman is badass in this. The one thing is the worst character, in this movie is his brother, the cop. He does not even seem like he's a cop. He's just kind of whiny and he, I ain't to say this, but he's a puss through this whole movie.
Starting point is 00:10:17 It's completely useless. And I like the flashback scenes and going through the cast list. The, the girl he meets in, when he's in the dojo training, the actress that plays the older version of her is that She's like the star of Law and Order. Yeah, I recognize her like,
Starting point is 00:10:38 damn, it's like a super young version of her. Yeah. She didn't have any lines, but, I mean. She wasn't important. Yeah, she wasn't nobody. And then you got to start somewhere, boys and girls. So, uh, awesome movie to pick. Um, didn't really get any action out of her.
Starting point is 00:10:55 She kind of just stood there looking hot and just smiled. But, um, uh, Othio. Yeah, Rufio. and here's Jimmy Ho. Oh, him. I don't know if you guys are TikTokers,
Starting point is 00:11:14 but Dante Bosco, I follow him on there. One of my buddies kind of hit me, Tim. I knew who he was. I'd seen him in a bunch of things and the TV shells he popped up in and Hook was probably the biggest movie he was in. But he does these videos on TikTok.
Starting point is 00:11:33 his residual Tuesdays or whatever it is. He gets his mail and he has got like a stack full of residual checks from the TV shows, the movies or whatever he's done. And what he does is like, hey, here's my stack of checks. I'm going to open one. Talk about whatever it was for, let's say it was for Hook or are one of one of the many TV shows that he popped up in or even this film he'll go and he'll base it he'll go by dinner with it
Starting point is 00:12:12 he goes I can either have steak and lobster or it might be just a Taco Bell night we'll see because sometimes he opens his checks and he gets like 50 cents or something like that sometimes it's like $30, $40, $50, sometimes $100 and everything depending on whatever it is so I had kind of forgotten about him until my friend brought him up because his wife, she loved him from when he was a kid and still follow him the day. But I didn't realize that was him.
Starting point is 00:12:41 At first, I was kind of laying there on the couch watching. And then when he started talking, I went, oh, that's that one dude. So, man, the 90s, the hairstyles, man, they were, I don't know, they must have used a lot of aquinet or something because nobody's hair moved. Because that one dude he was fighting in the dojo when he took on those things. three guys. He was a, hey, that guy. Yeah. What was his name?
Starting point is 00:13:10 I don't. He's been in a ton of things. I'm trying to scroll around. Is this him? I don't know. Just as a young guard. No, I was someone else. But there's a dude in this.
Starting point is 00:13:27 If you guys have seen it, he was, I know he was in a lethal weapon. um was it the fourth one Jet Lee kicked it killed him yeah in the fourth one jetley killed him on the roof yeah it was that dude
Starting point is 00:13:42 yeah and he was uh in the first uh best of the best he was the the South Korea team he's the one that like in in the fight with uh Eric Roberts like dislocates his shoulder
Starting point is 00:13:57 I no that's not him man yeah there's pictures and then there isn't pictures of these guys. That guy's got to have a picture. Yeah, I'm trying to scroll around. I see the other guy that got beat up in the gym.
Starting point is 00:14:21 He's just named Bandana. Yeah, I don't know. But anyway, if you guys have seen the movie, he's one of those guys like, hey, him. No, shit, I clicked on the wrong one. That's a cop. but that fool, when they were finding them in the dojo, his hair, his hair was all nice and feathered and hell a hairspray or something because he was getting kicked in a face, punch in the face, and his hairstyle did not lose any of that style. That guy was cocky as hell. He was like, come on, white boy.
Starting point is 00:14:51 Let me see what you got. That was also, man. The dialogue in this film is just, I don't know. It's what it is. It's like they just F it did even concentrate on the on the script. They just didn't make sure
Starting point is 00:15:12 that all the fighting was badass. Yeah, the worst dialogue was when he gets, uh, he's about to get a mugged in the street by all them guys. Oh man. And the one guy that was in, uh,
Starting point is 00:15:25 John Carpenter's vampires. He was one of the vampires, uh, hunting team. He's like, give me your, give me your wallet sucker. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:32 Yeah, he was one of those. He's one of those. Oh, that guy. He's been in a ton of movies. I was like, who, why didn't they just tell you to just, just say something that you would normally say? You know, like, give me your wallet sucker. Yeah, man. This is the script writing in this, what wasn't the greatest.
Starting point is 00:15:55 I mean, everybody that was fighting did their job. Um, Miko, he was Kim. He's always the same. He was the same guy as he was in sidekicks or in, or the sorcerer in Conan movies. And James Hong, uh, Lopad, he played young. He's the same in everything. Um, and, uh, Professor Tanaka, all I see him is every time he's in the ring. I did love him in that one movie he did with Chuck Norris.
Starting point is 00:16:29 I think it was eye for an eye. I've always loved Professor Tanaka because he reminds me and he looked like my uncle Robert. And every time I saw him, and he always had that smile. And he was also on the running man. Sub-zero. Yeah, sub-zero. Not just plain zero. Have we done that?
Starting point is 00:16:54 No, we're going to do that soon. but he did what he had to do in the ring was it the greatest no but he is a WWF it's in the WWF era Boys and Girls so he's still badass I love when he pops up in these type of films he's always the the henchman or the Butler or something he was even in um he was Francis's
Starting point is 00:17:20 Butler and um Peewey's big adventure oh yeah He fell into the swimming pool of the big giant bathtub But he is who he is He's always just the big muscle and and that then you can never stop him But They're used
Starting point is 00:17:40 Shang soon What's his name? Kerry Heruki Chakawa Yeah I was thinking Well this was before Mortal Kombat, but he's been in a bunch of things. But yeah, he
Starting point is 00:18:00 he's big time now for us action fans and everything. But yeah, he didn't do anything in this movie. And his fight scenes at the end, it wasn't even him. You could clearly see it with somebody else. I was like, come on, Shank Song. I mean, what's going on? What did he do before this? I have no idea.
Starting point is 00:18:27 He was in Showdown, Little Tokyo, Kickboxer 2, Licensed to Kill. He was in some big trouble in Little China. He did some stuff. He could have had a little bit more of a height scene. That was kind of a little bit of a letdown. Yeah, I mean, because once he got into it and he was kicking ass for, well, his character was kicking out. But then it was just wham, bam, boom. I mean, he didn't kill him.
Starting point is 00:18:56 Did he just knock him out? I don't even remember. The fight lasted like two minutes. It's that. And he took him out and then he went to Young. And then I know we're jumping all over the place. But that's when Professor Tanaka pulled up in the boat. And it was just like he was just forgotten after that.
Starting point is 00:19:21 Yeah. He was like he didn't do anything. He just dead. I don't know if he died. I think he just like fell over. Yeah, I don't know. There was the, for being who he was, you figured he would have been kicking ass,
Starting point is 00:19:38 especially he was Kim's supposed right-hand man. He didn't, he didn't do anything. Because he even got punked when, um, uh, Jeff, when he ran and, uh, like strangled him when he reached into,
Starting point is 00:19:53 into the car he was in and, oh, yeah. And told, Hey, what's his name? and he told him the name that he was looking for. And then that's when he went into the... Yeah, because see, even with that, like, you know he's setting Jeff up.
Starting point is 00:20:09 So you would think he was kind of letting him do that. So they're going to, you're going to see what he could really do later. And he didn't really do anything. Yeah, he was just there. I mean, but it wasn't his fault. maybe this was this couldn't have been in the beginning of his career i mean i'm sure he had done a ton of things before this one because he oh yeah man he's his uh career started it was in big trouble a little china yeah he was a swordsman uncredited okay oh wow this tells you the
Starting point is 00:20:48 the era he was in twins as oriental man i remember that Oriental man He's in a lot of TV I know I had seen him In other things before Oh he was badass in that Yeah He was one that uh
Starting point is 00:21:14 sat on that dude while his face was in the rice And you guys know where it goes from there Prison movie But He was even poltergeist the legacy the TV series he's still out there doing it
Starting point is 00:21:32 the thing that I love other than Mortal Kombat he did a Disney movie Johnny Sinami that was it I don't know if you guys have seen that and I think he did the second one as well Johnny
Starting point is 00:21:51 Kapahala that was his name that time back on board. He was his grandpa. But anyway, Jeff Speakman, what else has he been in? I mean, this I know I've probably seen him in other
Starting point is 00:22:07 things, but. Yeah, I've seen him in other things, but when his name comes up, this is like the only one I really know. He was in Lionheart? This is a security man. Slaughterhouse rock.
Starting point is 00:22:26 He was in the cafe. See, he did. perfect weapon and then it looks like after that he started getting starring roles but i don't recognize any of these other movies i don't either um it was the 90s it was probably straight to vhs action movies i think the ones who was on in the 90s was was van dam at this point yeah just speaking he might have been on the level of like uh don the dragon wilson and those type of guys is always popping out the VHS movies every month.
Starting point is 00:23:07 Yeah, if they make another expendable, is that they put him in it? I think he'd do a good job. It's supposed to be making one right now. It's supposed to be Stallone's last one. I said they're going hard R with this one. I hope so, because those last two, like PG-13 or something like that.
Starting point is 00:23:26 Because I know that one with Chuck Nara as he refused to do anything. And please take away the digital blood. Just use real blood. It looks bad. Yeah, it's never, it's never good. But, um, yeah, the film, it was just your, just your basic story. Well, in the beginning, uh, we see Jeff.
Starting point is 00:23:59 he's just basically a music video for, I got the power, whatever that song is. He has to show off his tempo. Yeah, I mean,
Starting point is 00:24:11 he's got the skills, man, because basically that whole song minus the rapping was played and he was doing all those moves. I mean, I wish I knew someone
Starting point is 00:24:24 that could teach me stuff like that. Will I be up to that skill level? Hell, no, I'm too old now. But I think, think that would be a good workout because he would just throw on those hands all over the place. But I've never liked that song. I just, a lot of 90s, I guess pop, hip hop, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:24:44 Some of it was just, no. Yeah. Luckily, it's only in the beginning and then. You would think the way they played it, like every time he had a big action scene, it would come on or something. Yeah, I would have turned it off if that was a guy. If that's all give going on every time we got in a fight, I said, no, I'm good. But yeah, I did like, other than the song, I liked that whole little sequence of him warming up. But then we get a cutscene to Kim, Mako.
Starting point is 00:25:20 He's in his little Korean shop, him and what was little kid's name? Shumio. Yeah, him. And these little thugs and suits come in and they were trying to get Kim to hold some, I guess, hold some drugs in his storage rooms. Because these Korean drug kingpins are running Korea town. Was this in L.A.? Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:25:53 I assumed it was. But Kim was like, nope, nope, nope, I'm not doing it. Um, so, but, uh, Jeff, uh, gives Kim a call just to kind of check in, tell him what's up. But then he hears those guys in the background. Like, hey, you need, you better hurry up or, or, uh, keep talking to us. Or we're going to come back and, uh, tell your place up. And Jeff's like, who's that? What's going on?
Starting point is 00:26:17 And Kim's like, eh, there's nobody, nobody don't worry about it. So, yeah, I'll, I'll see you later. So he hangs up. And then Kim is making his way or, uh, Jeff is making his way to, uh, to Korea Town and this is when we started getting we get a big pretty much a big flashback of when he was younger and turns out that he was a troubled child. His mother had passed away and he was still dealing with the grief of that and just wasn't doing good in school. Acting out his dad was a policeman and he had a younger brother and his dad was talking to Kim and they were buddies from the war.
Starting point is 00:26:59 I assume Vietnam maybe or they didn't seem old enough for the Korean War. But I don't know. Let's go Vietnam. Yeah. But they were friends. They were friends and the jazz dad's kind of like, you know what? I'm thinking of sending him to military school. And then Kim was like, you know, we're both military.
Starting point is 00:27:19 So I don't think that'd be good for him. Here, why don't you let me deal with him? So he ends up taking him to, what was that master's name? Master Lowe. What was it, Kenpo? Is that what it is? Yeah, Kimpo Karatee.
Starting point is 00:27:38 See, I didn't, I didn't know any, I've never even heard of that style until this movie. At first I thought it was made up until I started reading thinking. I'm like, oh, okay, this is the real deal. So he basically taken him there to, teaching some discipline and I think to center himself and stop just getting mad and bent out of shape
Starting point is 00:28:01 about everything. I did like that whole thing when they had all the little kids. What was he? 13, maybe? Yeah. And there was a bunch of other kids in there learning and then everyone was, all right, do a chop or whatever. Or they hit each other. Yeah, standing next to each other. Ha ha, ha, just basically hitting whoever was on
Starting point is 00:28:24 the right of them, right side of him. And then he was standing at the very end and that young girl, I believe her name was Jennifer. She turned around and chopped Jeff in the stomach and he, ah, he fell in the ground. It didn't look like she hit him that hard, but maybe he was just surprised.
Starting point is 00:28:41 But then, um, he clearly wasn't paying attention. He's like staring off into the ceiling or something. Yeah. Master Lowe kind of just, all right, come on. Jeff, Jennifer, help him up. So, and then we get the full montage of him learning
Starting point is 00:28:56 this Kim Poe style but with Master Lowe talking in the background I don't remember exactly what he was telling him but basically telling him this is how this is the style and all that teaching him and then
Starting point is 00:29:12 quick little flashes of him being little and his skill level was just getting up there and up there so I think by the time of that end of that sequence of him And this obviously years had gone by of him learning because then he's, when we see him at the end of that, it's like, he's like in high school. And he was a part of the track team. He was learning how to do something with a pole, pole vaulting.
Starting point is 00:29:42 Yeah. He was doing that. I don't know why his little brother was there. Maybe he was just there watching him. But he's like, all right, yeah, let's go home. So they start walking across the football. This is all right. This is the thing I didn't get.
Starting point is 00:29:56 They're going back home. You see the football team on the field practicing, and you're just going to walk straight through them. I'm like, okay, whatever. It's a movie. And then you get the typical jog football players talking shit because Jeff is in his little tights and everything. So they kind of make some little snarky remarks to him. Jeff kind of turns it doesn't really do anything. But what was his brother's name?
Starting point is 00:30:26 Adam. Yeah. Yeah, Adam. He turns around and Adam gives that big football player the finger and then he walks up, little bitch or whatever. Back hands Adam. He must have backhanded him head all hell of hard because when Adam looks up his nose, both nostrils are bleeding.
Starting point is 00:30:45 That was a big ass dude. Yeah. So Jeff walks up to him. and then just just gives us nothing but kicks just kicks him in the stomach and then like I think three other times in the head
Starting point is 00:31:02 and that last one was it like a spin kick I think yeah which is clearly they did a couple takes because when he first jumped he didn't get up that high yeah he he just
Starting point is 00:31:15 you can see what they were trying to do but yeah that that kick didn't look like It got that high. So he ends up the police, no, the coach comes running over and they say, call the ambulance. So all the ambulance come. And his dad starts yelling at him. And he tells him, like, I can't have you.
Starting point is 00:31:43 Well, I think he went to, he ended up at the police station. Yeah. So his dad started screaming at him. He goes, I don't want you around at him. gonna get him killed or hurt or whatever and you're just gonna you're gonna kill somebody someday just because of what he can do because he can fight now so his dad was like just i don't want you in the house just just get lost so jeffs all just fuck it i'm out so he goes to see master low and kind of talks to him and he was talking about um was that the tiger and the dragon
Starting point is 00:32:16 were those like styles or yeah he's he's he's a tiger now but he has he has to reach the dragon level and he can't he can't show or tell him how yeah he's got to find the glow to grow did we do how would yeah yeah okay that was in the beginning stage yeah back when we were doing two movie four hour shows and our shows so yeah he was there was just another lesson he taught him and then uh kim came in and was trying to talk to jeff like come on, man, just go talk to your dad and all that. He's like, no, I'm out of here. So basically, Jeff just packed his shit and cut.
Starting point is 00:32:58 We don't really know where he went. But that's the end of the flashbacks. We go back to Kim, to his little shop. He owns some kind of shop, but all kinds of antiques and everything in there. Some more, some, the Korean street tuffs, they show up, and they're still trying to muscle Kim to let them store drugs in his storeroom.
Starting point is 00:33:21 but then Jeff comes in and it's like what's going on? At this point he doesn't even know what's going on there's three guys in there he comes in there and starts kicking ass kicks one dude out the window and then he gets a stick and then he starts kicking ass with the stick
Starting point is 00:33:37 well it breaks in half so that he's got two and he starts to a whooping ass and slapping these fools up with the sticks but those sticks you can clearly tell levels they're probably still hurt if you got hit those
Starting point is 00:33:53 I don't want to say movie sticks but you can clearly see that they're not solid wood they're like that real more softer wood but it was still hurt if you got hit so he ended up beating the hell out all of them to those three guys but they got up and left but Jimmy Hose is in there he's like what are you doing
Starting point is 00:34:13 he goes man you better go back to where you came from because you're going to be dead that's um what do they call them the whatever trying to find out what they are. Whatever the gang was called, the something, Kings or whatever. Because Jimmy's, I was like, oh, man, he goes, you're asking for trouble. But Kim was like, man, he's a good kid.
Starting point is 00:34:39 Just let him go home. So Jeff and Kim are talking and just come on. You got to make yourself better. And hopefully you can see your dad again. But the next thing we get to, we see per, what was Professor Tanaka's name in this? Was it just? Tanaka. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:35:00 Well, Tanaka. They didn't really think too hard on the names because his name is Tanaka. Jeff Speakman's name is Jeff. Yeah. He's like, what's your name? Okay, that's what it is in the movie. Yeah, I'll just call you. You probably wasn't answering to the name that they said.
Starting point is 00:35:17 They go, you know, let's just change it to Jeff. You respond to that. so um the professor he's professor to knock everyone uh he goes in to uh he finds uh the three guys that went to kim's um and he goes he basically goes in there and kills all three of them they don't show it he just pulls out this little uh carnation or whatever that was and that seems to be his calling card after he kills you yeah like how how they're just kind of staring at him and then he pulls out the carnation everybody's like oh shit let's get out out here.
Starting point is 00:35:50 Yeah, and then that was the end of that scene. So, but yeah, Jeff and Kim are still talking, just trying to catch up. And Jeff's trying to like, come on, what's going on? Why are these guys doing this? And Kim's like, eh, don't worry. Don't worry about it. So just goes, all right, man, I'm going to go get some fresh air. So he ends up leaving.
Starting point is 00:36:14 We see Professor Tanaka. He shows up at Kim's. He sneaks upstairs. Kim was laying in bed, but he heard him come in. And then Professor Tanaka comes in and I assume broke his neck or something. They don't show it. They didn't show him walking in the door.
Starting point is 00:36:29 He pulls out his carnation, puts it on. And then we just assume that he kills Kim. Because Kim didn't even try to run or get up or do anything. Yeah, it says on Wikipedia. They don't show it, but it says he appears and kills lead him, right, forced to kill. Morris Kim to comply by head budding him to death, I guess. Kills him off screen.
Starting point is 00:36:57 Yeah, we don't see any of that. Sorry, everyone my allergies are killing me. But yeah, we don't see that because Jeff, he shows up. Oh, when they got into that fight, somebody like went crashing through the window or when he kicked that dude through the window. They boarded it up. But then when he comes back from his walk, he sees that those boards are broken. So he goes in, he runs upstairs yelling Kim,
Starting point is 00:37:22 and he goes into Kim's room, and Kim's laying there in his bed dead with that carnation on his chest. So Jeff's like, fuck, and then he hears a car start-up, and he sees a car driving away, and he runs out and thinks he can chase this,
Starting point is 00:37:35 catch this car. So he goes running down the street. Looks like he ran a few blocks, and this, and he gets all mad, and this is when the street thefts show up. The local, give me all your money, and they pull,
Starting point is 00:37:49 knives on him and then he's just looking at him and it was four guys total and then he goes oh this is what you want he pulls his wallet out you want my money and then he just commences to kicking all four of their asses i like to see it was like hella fast no kicks just elbows spin the that that one spin move with the back hand he just took out all four of them hello fast i like how they they felt like dominoes one by one I know whether you see him there They're all like in one big pile Laying on each other and he gets his wall
Starting point is 00:38:25 It walks off Alright, this is the next scene is when his brother comes into play His younger brother had him And he years later He's a cop now Obviously working with his father Well it seemed like his father was Still on the forest
Starting point is 00:38:41 But he was just like He seemed like he was on the forest But he also seemed like he couldn't do anything it seemed like he was just a regular Blackfoot and his son was a detective because he shows up in a suit and everything and trying to figure out what's going on at Kim's and all the cops are there
Starting point is 00:39:03 and they don't really know. Yeah, because he has a line like, I wish I could do more. I was like, you're not doing anything. What are you doing? Yeah, I don't think they would have gave him the case because when Adam walks upstairs and then he sees that his brother
Starting point is 00:39:17 was the one that found Kim. And then you can clearly see that they just haven't had the best brother relationship because he's kind of like, ah, fuck. Because when they see each other and they're like, oh man, because Adam's like, Jeff? And then he's like, ah, hey, what's up?
Starting point is 00:39:37 And then he's, they both knew Kim. He was a friend of the family. So Adam was like, you know what? let me take this case. He goes, I know him. He's a friend of the family. And this is my brother. So, yeah, let's do this.
Starting point is 00:39:54 So that one guy's like, all right, go ahead. Your case. Doesn't work like that. No. He just went, all right, fucking you can have it. Kind of seemed like the lead officer didn't even know who he was. He's like, oh, if your captain says it's okay. It doesn't work like that.
Starting point is 00:40:12 Only in the 90s, early 90s in Hollywood. So, yeah, Adam takes Jeff down at the police station and he's just trying to flip through some old photos of mug shots. And he goes, I don't see anybody in this. But this is when everything comes crashing down on both of them because Adam is still mad at his brother for, well, he didn't leave. His dad made him leave. But it was just that brotherly shit that they're going through. But Jeff still, still he. needed and he still wants to figure out who's doing this.
Starting point is 00:40:50 He goes to, I think this is when he goes to the, yeah, he's when he shows up at the, I guess another dojo or gym. And he's looking for, oh, he was,
Starting point is 00:41:04 he was, he doesn't know, um, uh, professor Tanaka yet. Yeah, he's not yet. He's looking for one of the guys when he first showed up to the Kim
Starting point is 00:41:16 shop. The guy with the spider tattoo? Yeah, he was looking for him. Because when he goes in there, starts asking, and everyone's like, didn't want to give him any information. But then he comes up on one guy and this guy thought he was raw. Dude with the bandana. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:35 That's his name and the credits. Because he goes, yeah, he goes up and asking him, hey, I'm looking for this guy with the tattoo on him. And he goes, you know him? He goes, yeah, I know him. Well, can you tell me where he is? He's like, no. and then he's like, all right.
Starting point is 00:41:50 And they get you told him, why don't you just get the hell out of here? And then Jeff was like, you know what? I'll take on you and these two other dudes. And if I beat you, you have to tell me the name of who I'm looking for. And then I got like, well, all right. So he gives up, takes off all his shirt and everything. And what's that? That was the ring that his Sente gave him, right?
Starting point is 00:42:16 Yeah. master. Yeah, he's on the tiger level, I guess. Because he took that ring off, but then he spun it around, but then he took it off and put it in his pocket. This is my dance. Yeah!
Starting point is 00:42:33 Oh, white boy. Let's see what you got. And the one dude, whatever his name is, with the perfect hair, he goes, all right, man, this is mine. And he turns around and kicks him in the face really quick and then drops jail.
Starting point is 00:43:03 He kicks him in the stomach. then spin kicks and then he gives him a front kick and then kick to the left side of his face and he goes down come on white boy let's see what you got yeah that was awesome and then Jeff gets up and then that dude the Asian Korean guy I don't know if he's really Korean it might just be Chinese but anyway he's throwing kicks and all that and Jeff is just dodging it all but then when he comes into play just the front kicks the high kicks and then the get does
Starting point is 00:43:36 a little ground and pound and fucking beating the shit out of this dude and again his hair is so
Starting point is 00:43:44 perfect go on YouTube this whole movie's on YouTube everybody he beats the hell out of him
Starting point is 00:43:49 but his hair is still fresh man did not lose any bounce or anything so tiger level
Starting point is 00:43:56 of campo karate I like all this stuff man because it's a lot of fast action and then
Starting point is 00:44:02 they throw in the slow punches and kicks and everything. But Jeff's, man, he's, he's hell of fat. I love the choreography of these fight scenes. I mean, obviously, they have to do it over and over and over to make it look awesome for the film. But I mentioned earlier, Jeff's got a lot of fast hand moves, and he was just kicking his ass with those. And then once he beats that dude up with the hair, this is when the bandana and the other
Starting point is 00:44:29 dude come jumping him. And they double team Jeff start kicking his ass. And then once they get him on the floor, they just start kicking him in the face and in the neck or in the body. But then they pick him up, Bandana starts slapping him around, but then Jeff ain't having that shit. And then he just fucking starts kicking those full.
Starting point is 00:44:47 The dude is holding him. He grabs his hands, kicks him. Then he kicks it Bandana. And then Bandana gets kicked in the balls and he falls on the ground. Yeah, fuck that stunt. Yeah. I'm watching this, everybody. and he starts whooping ass on that other dude
Starting point is 00:45:04 and he just ended up beating the shit out of all three of them. And then the dude with the bandana. That was the guy he was talking to first. He gets him on the ground and that's what he's like, all right, what's his name? Because, yeah, Bandana's laying there holding his nuts. It did look like he was after that kick. He wasn't going to move.
Starting point is 00:45:23 Jeff kind of pulls his arm back like he's going to snap it. All right, what's his name? And then he tells him the name that there was, that they were looking for. I don't even know what the name was. What was, who was he? He just gave him some random name. He hangs at the Crock Pit Club.
Starting point is 00:45:44 Yeah, that's what he said. The dude he was looking for is dead. Because to not go in there and killed him. Yeah, he doesn't know that, though. Oh, sorry. Yeah, so this part was kind of stupid right here after this. Because after Jeff Lees, we see Adam, and he's trying to do his detect.
Starting point is 00:46:04 where he goes into this restaurant wants Kim and then the guy's in there like what? And then he's asking for Kim but then that guy, the guy behind the can't, oh, you want Kim Chi? And then so he gives on that whatever Kim Chi is. He keeps
Starting point is 00:46:20 asking for stuff and that guy's like, oh this and he starts bagging up all kinds of food and gives it to him. So he just fuck it, he just pays it and then walks out of the place. But then we go to the funeral for Kim and they're in the traditional
Starting point is 00:46:35 ceremony. Their dad's there. I assume he must be in the higher-ups because he's got like tons of ribbons and everything all over his uniforms. Yeah, that's why I don't understand. When he drops that line, I wish I could do more.
Starting point is 00:46:52 I was like, you can't do anything? I mean. Yeah, so while they're in this, during the funeral, they see Jimmy Ho. But then Jeff sees them. and then he goes running after him because Jimmy takes off
Starting point is 00:47:08 and Adam is chasing him too and then they kind of get into it why are you chasing this kid? What does he know? And he's like he's nothing. He's just a kid. And then they get into more brother shit. Are you and I,
Starting point is 00:47:19 you never trusted me. He don't believe me and me and all that shit. Just like tired of his brother's little whiny mouth so he bitslaps him. Then Adam's dumb ass pulls a gun out on his brother. He goes, like you can shoot me? He's, I should have just kicked him for that.
Starting point is 00:47:36 So we go back to Jeff. He's walking around. He ends up going to the Crock Pit. So he shows up in there. He's walking around, walking through everything. And then this is when the dudes come up to him. He sees the guy that he's looking for at the bar. And then he goes up and starts talking to somebody.
Starting point is 00:47:59 Yeah. Another, oh, that guy pops up. Because he tells him you're not, you're not welcome here. And then, of course, he gets beat up in like two seconds. Yeah, that somebody is, uh, Brandcombe, Richmond. Yeah, that guy. He plays an Asian guy as well as a Native American whenever they need him to be. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:48:24 He's playing Hawaiian, too, one movie. Was he in Renegade? Was that to show you? I think so. Uh, yeah, he wasn't ready again. That dude. He wasn't hard to kill. Gosh, I don't even remember that one.
Starting point is 00:48:42 I went after Seagal it a few times. Oh, he was, he was, uh, early Seagal. He just popped in my head. He was, uh, he was one of the guys that, uh, came to kill him and his wife. It hard to kill? Yeah. In the beginning, they'd shoot him, make him go into his coma. He was one of those guys.
Starting point is 00:49:03 He just popped in my head. I don't even remember that one. The only part I remember in that movie is when he's laying there in the hospital bed with that fake mustache and beard. The Fulmanchu. Yeah. And Kelly LeBrock lifts up his nightgown. It tells him, oh, please wake up.
Starting point is 00:49:26 Sorry, everyone's the only part of it. Aren't they married or something during that time? I think that's where they met. Then they got married and then I don't know if he was But the tabloids and everything she was saying that she he was like abusing her and everything So that that fell apart so So yeah he's in there asking everything and
Starting point is 00:49:51 That one dude comes up to him. He just labeled as bartender And he starts talking shit now then Jeff's slapping dudes around where is he? And then there's some other guys come in. He starts kicking they start key starts kicking their asses passes, just throwing them around. Full nightclub. Everyone around watching the strobe lights and everything going on. A lot of good slow motion fights. Jeff just chopping everyone, knee and everyone in the face.
Starting point is 00:50:16 And then he's, oh, there's Al Young. He comes running in. I'm watching this, everyone. He comes running in. He gets slammed really fast. And then some dude comes up behind Jeff and smashes him in the head. Oh, that's all it gets. Yeah, that's all he got.
Starting point is 00:50:32 and Jeff gets hit to the back of the head with a bottle. He goes down and he's knocked out. And then he walks in Professor Tanaka. He picks him up in the back of the head. It looks like he's getting ready to just smash the back of his head in. But then he hears something. He looks over to the left and he sees low paned. That's all I see him as everyone.
Starting point is 00:50:55 He kind of just waves him off. So they end up dragging Jeff out. And I assume they just threw him out of the street. because the next scene we just see Jeff it looks like he's setting something up at Kim's little his little thing
Starting point is 00:51:11 at the little church or whatever it was so he starts talking to that guy there and telling him no this is when he meets what's his name Lopan what the hell was his name in this Young
Starting point is 00:51:24 he meets him and that's what he kind of tells him that yeah they were friends So he was like, all right, well, here, come with me. So he gets in the limbo with him. And they start driving down the road. And Young is telling Jeff about, there was another dude. I assume he was a rival of Young.
Starting point is 00:51:50 Yeah. It was Jimmy's uncle. Who was his name? Trying to look at it right now. Yeah, I am too. I wish these pictures will be Anyway, so Young is telling Jeff that yeah, this guy is He would be the one that killed Kim
Starting point is 00:52:15 So he's just eating it all and he tells him yeah, he's staying at The whatever whatever hotel So he ends up going there Oh no, before he does that He goes Young tells Jeff that it was was shank song's name in this um kai he was telling him it was kai so because that's when uh he goes up and pulls kai out of uh out of the limo and wants to know where um so-and-zo was
Starting point is 00:52:51 because then he uh because uh young and jeff they're where i don't know where they're at some other because they're outside and then that's when he tells them that's him uh he tells uh he tells uh jeff that so that's what he's goes over there and grabs Kai and wants to know where whoever they were looking for and Kai told him he's staying at the whatever whatever hotel so this part was got a dub right Jeff goes to the hotel where Kai said that the dude they were looking for that they were responsible for Kim's death and he just turns into a little parkour guy so it's climbing up yeah going back to the beginning why you were just
Starting point is 00:53:34 the construction guy if you got all these fucking ninja skills and hardcore and tempo karate but you're just working construction which that one scene of him doing construction he wasn't
Starting point is 00:53:48 even doing anything he's just digging in the dirt as he walks off and everybody else is still working he got to make money he got to do something at least he was working so
Starting point is 00:54:04 Yeah, he goes climbing up the side of the building, gets on top of his elevator and almost gets crushed to death, but the elevator stops, and then he crawls in, starts shimmying along these pipes. Luckily, those pipes really fit it into the side of this building, because then he goes in into this room, he finds a window, kind of puts a guy in a sleeper hole that's sitting there, and then he knocks him out. And then these other two guys come out of nowhere. he starts beating the shit out of them and locking doors trying to get away he clocked that one dude he just knocked him out sitting in the chair
Starting point is 00:54:40 and then he comes across two other dudes that are walking around and one of those guys is hey that guy I see his name was at the bottom I think he was in Jeff Yamada he plays
Starting point is 00:54:54 yeah that guy Wolf Sam Guard okay that's who they were looking for or Wo Sam, that's the dude. I knew it was a guy with two names. They were, they, they were looking, Jeff was looking for him. So yeah, because Jeff lights off a fire extinguisher. So look, the hallway is all crazy.
Starting point is 00:55:14 And then his little bodyguards go in there. He ends up kicking the shit out of them and hitting that one dude with a fire, the fire extinguisher, knocks him out. And then he jumps into the room, uh, where Wo Sam is. And then he's like, he was getting ready to tell him. You killed Kim and I'm going to kill you. But Walt Sam was like, I didn't do it. Who told you this?
Starting point is 00:55:33 And then he tells him Young. And then he goes, it's not me. Young's the one that's doing this. But he doesn't believe him. But that's what Jimmy Hoke comes running in. What are you doing? He's like my uncle. And then he's like, what?
Starting point is 00:55:48 And then he's like, because he goes, well, Young told me that he killed Kim. And then he goes, who told you that? and then he went young and then he's like oh fuck man I got played so whoa Sam is trying to tell him basically telling him like yeah man they're just trying to
Starting point is 00:56:07 get me out of the game so was he doing dirt too yeah but didn't they do like a title drop here he was like they try to use you as the perfect weapon yeah nobody
Starting point is 00:56:22 yeah the perfect weapon because yeah he told him for you yeah they got a Nobody, the perfect weapon. Oh, I was like, oh, really? She had to shoe hoard that in there somewhere. But so at this point, yeah, Will Sam is the one telling him, they're like, man, come on.
Starting point is 00:56:39 Think about it. So Jeff finally realized that, all right, he's the one that we got to get. So Jimmy Hull's like, you know what? He goes, I'm going to help you with you. I'm going to help you bring down young. So it's like, all right. So he kind of takes his little kid, little minor, kid along for the little
Starting point is 00:56:59 sidekick so I mean good for him good for Jimmy Ho he's got to do something in this movie because they told him that oh he didn't know Professor Tanaka yet yeah so that's why because when they were following him around
Starting point is 00:57:17 and then he got Adam involved and told him that hey man this is what's going on we find out who's that young is responsible for this but now we need to prove it. So Adam's like, all right, come on. So Jimmy Hose laying in the backseat. What's this kid doing here? Oh, he's going to help us.
Starting point is 00:57:36 I'm like, ah, fuck. So Adam's just going along. But it seemed like he didn't want to go along with it. Because it seemed like, all right, man, you guys are going to give me something. Because if you don't, I'm probably going to get fired for this. So especially bringing in a kid. Yeah, he's getting on my nerves. I was hoping he was going to get beat up or something in this movie. But so they're following the limbo, the Jung's limo, and we see Professor Tanaka driving in it.
Starting point is 00:58:03 They're pulled up to a bank. And this part was stupid. It looks like he just dropped making a deposit. But there's a lady in front of Adam, and then she's trying to make a deposit. And she ends up dropping it before she puts it in a little deposit slot. Adam, Professor Tanaka is about to leave. And then Adam was like, come on, lady, get out of the way. so she finally gets out of the way
Starting point is 00:58:27 and then he goes chasing after him but Professor Tanaka kind of turns around and looks and Jimmy is he's trying to identify him first because Jimmy knows what he looks like so he put two little holes in the newspaper and he's holding it up
Starting point is 00:58:43 and yeah that's him but Professor Tanaka realized that hey man there's some shady going on in this car next to me so he punches it he takes off why is he driving a limo I don't know Just for this car chase He goes hauling ass out of the little bank thing
Starting point is 00:59:00 And then that's a car Slams into him And then this is when the cheat The chase starts So I assume there was all these cops Ready Because once he pulls out All these squad cars come out of nowhere
Starting point is 00:59:14 So Tanaka is hauling ass down the road In this limo just serving it Almost getting on the other lane with the oncoming traffic and he's just zipping and dodging and everything and get on the freeway
Starting point is 00:59:30 almost crashing into other cars but then for some reason oh well never mind it's pulling out of a lot one of those big semis holding a bunch of cars on it so Tanaka's coming at a full speed and then the other police are coming they kind of block him he spins off to
Starting point is 00:59:50 the side clips a police car just perfectly enough for him to land on its side and it goes crashing into the truck with all the cars on it on its side it slides perfectly into the truck and I'm sure these cars are being held down with chains but it like perfectly slides right off and lands on top of the limo but Tanaka is all super strong he pushes the door open knocks the car off him. He gets down. We got these two cops coming up on him
Starting point is 01:00:25 trying to get it. Adam and the gang all pull up in the car. But then Tanaka just fucks these two cops up hella fast with some chops. He gets him he gets him he tries to be big Mr. Big Duts and he pulls out one of those old old school early 90s taser guns. Jeff runs over and looks into limbo and Young's not in there. So he's like
Starting point is 01:00:54 fuck and then Adam is talking shit to Professor Tanaka. He shoots him with the first set. He kind of just awesome acting but Tanaka. The little darts go in and then he kind of shakes and then he
Starting point is 01:01:10 hits him with they pulls him out and then he hits him with the other two and then that one that drops him. This plan was stupid. Why would Young go to the bank? to make a drop off. And why would his number one henchman be a limo driver?
Starting point is 01:01:29 It was weird to me. Then there would be no movie. Yeah, true. There would be no, there would be no awesome taser scene. And an awesome car j-s seed in a limo. So, Tanaka's laying in knocked out. They pick him, throw him in the back of a squad car. and I don't know why Adam went, but okay,
Starting point is 01:01:57 he jumps to the squad car as well. Him and the other officer are kind of cutting it up. Tanaka comes two. He slams his both. I don't know, well, I guess he's big enough. Well, I guess they could have used two or three handcuffs to put his hands behind him, but he's handcuffed in front of him. So he kind of just smashes down that little gate.
Starting point is 01:02:20 and then it hits both cops. They both kind of get knocked out. The driver just, I don't know what he did, but he somehow hits something, and it flips the police car, and it's on its, flipped over on his top. This is the part I didn't get right here.
Starting point is 01:02:39 Tanaka pulls out Adam, gets his gun. Does he shoot himself? He shoots the handcuffs. Oh, is that what he did? I think that's what he did. All right, yeah, because he's not, okay, all right. I wasn't sure, because you just see him holding the gun, then you hear a gunshot, and then he just gets up and walks away.
Starting point is 01:03:00 I'm like, okay, whatever. Adams in the hospital, Jeff's there. Adam kind of comes to, he's all beat up. He's got a broken hand and fat lip and everything. He kind of just tells him what's up. Then their dad shows up and kind of gives him more shit. We go to a scene with Shang-sung. The hell is his name, Kai?
Starting point is 01:03:23 Yeah. Yeah. And I don't know what was going on here. He was talking to some other dude, and then he ends up walking out. Yeah, this is when Jimmy overhears that Young is leaving the country by boat. Okay. I think that's what he was telling the other dude. I don't know what Jimmy was doing in that bar, but all right.
Starting point is 01:03:46 Well, I guess he was following him, too. So, yeah, Jimmy and Jeff go. they're at down the marina and they see a big old ship like a big tanker ship and it's loading up with stuff I assume drugs and whatever else so they know that young's there so
Starting point is 01:04:03 Jeff goes and starts loading up he's got his daggers and his knives and get a cringy line here killing for Kim killing for me he's
Starting point is 01:04:20 got knives, daggers, and then he's got his two little sticks. What do they call those? I'm not sure, but I think it's part of Kempo karate. I think it's one of the weapons that they train with. Yeah. It just looks like
Starting point is 01:04:36 sticks, fighting sticks to me. Anyway, they're called something, everyone. I just, I don't know. I've heard it before, but I don't remember. Jeff still lurking around, trying to figure out how is he going to get in to the place because there's a big old bobwire fence and everything. He sees these pipes
Starting point is 01:04:52 that are just laying there. Luckily he knows how to pull vault. So he pull vaults over the fence. And there's a security guard standing there and he's like, wow, I can still do it. And then he just back hands him really quick. So that
Starting point is 01:05:08 fool goes down. We go inside. We see Young and we see Kai in there just talking shit. And then Jeff's walking around into the warehouse. And And it's like these guys are just in there working. I assume that's all drugs and everything.
Starting point is 01:05:27 That's all in those big bundles. Yeah, I think so. Yeah, so he kind of starts taking them out slowly. He grabs this one dude in a leg lock and that kind of knocks him out. He's still running around, lurking around. Another guy comes up and he whoops the shit out of him. And then the third guy is a big black dude, big tall guy. He comes running at Jeff with a knife.
Starting point is 01:05:50 and Jeff like does it slow motion and blocks it but it gets the knife and then ends up stabbing himself stabs the black guy in the leg with the knife and then another dude comes up and he with another knife and Jeff pulls the knife out of that black guy's leg kind of whoops that and the dude's ass really quick and then goes here hold this and then shoves it back in that black guy's leg and then kicks him
Starting point is 01:06:13 and then he goes down all right he goes around the next bed pulls out the sticks and there's two other dudes. One guy's got a big hook. No, both of them got hooks. And the hands of whoop and knocking them out. Another dude, two other guys show up. He beats the shit out of them with the sticks.
Starting point is 01:06:30 A lot of kicks. I'd rather get hit with a kick that hit with a solid wood stick. But anyway, he's beating the shit out of all of these guys. And I've always liked the martial art films with those guys have the sticks. Who was that one with Bruce Lee? Was it Game of Death? That dude pulled out the sticks. No, no, no.
Starting point is 01:07:02 I'm sorry. I'm thinking of, although they weren't, they were a pool stick in, Out for Justice. When Seagall was, he, all right,
Starting point is 01:07:14 that's why I said Game of Death. The dude that Seagal was fighting in the pool hall was the dude with the sticks. They called him sticks in Alfred Justice. He was the one that was fighting Bruce Lee at the end and gave a death when he put that, uh, that X on his forehead. That was Bruce Lee's friend. Sorry about the allergies, everyone. Yeah, so I like when they pull out those sticks.
Starting point is 01:07:39 And they say he ends up beat the shit out all those dudes. And then he comes around the corner. And we see, uh, Young and Kai, uh, kind of gearing up. We see Young. He's got one of those, uh, retractable knives on his wrist. So, um,
Starting point is 01:07:57 Jeff, kind of sees a guy lurking around with a gun. He pulls out his daggers. He throws, he throws one. The guy kind of, um, the,
Starting point is 01:08:06 uh, lets off around, uh, his little Mac 10. And then Jeff hits him with, uh, the other dagger. Because he throws one to get that guy's attention.
Starting point is 01:08:15 He looks away. Then he throws the other one, stabs him. And then he goes falling off the, uh, a little scaffold. And, I assume dies.
Starting point is 01:08:23 So, and then we come around the corner. Jeff sees young. He's about to walk up and kick that ass, but then Shang Sun comes out of nowhere with a gun, and this is when we get like the worst fight in the whole movie. Nothing against Jeff Speegman. He's badass, but I don't know. I don't know why.
Starting point is 01:08:47 I mean, you can clearly see that Shang Song is fighting when you can see his face but when you don't see the when you see like the back of his head other than it doesn't even look like him I mean I'm like man come on he could have did something maybe maybe just wasn't up to
Starting point is 01:09:04 to the skill level as Jeff Speakman so Lopan tries to come up behind him but he ends up kicking him down and he goes running away and then Jeff starts kicking ass on Shang Sun and whoever the do
Starting point is 01:09:21 dude is, his double, he knows what he's doing. He's got the kicks and everything. But it's only like a couple of kicks and hits. And then Jeff knocks him out and then chops him up in the face a couple of times. But then, uh, Shane Sung jumps up. He does a kick. Jeff catches it. He slams it.
Starting point is 01:09:39 It looks like he snapped his knee. And then knocks him out. He just falls down. So never see him again. Yeah, I was into him. Didn't kill him. He just knocked him out. but broke that leg.
Starting point is 01:09:51 So he goes up to the young low pen. He picks him up and because he's like, this is for Kim. And he starts, he's holding him by the neck and he picks him up on this pole like he's going to choke him. And he's going, but then he's like, I can't do it.
Starting point is 01:10:12 So he lets him down. And then he, young is like, oh, okay, whatever. But we see. a boat pull it up and it's Professor Tanaka in the boat because Jeff's looking like
Starting point is 01:10:26 I want to kill you but I can't all right okay so he turns his uh he turns to uh professor Tanaka but then
Starting point is 01:10:40 uh young that little knife that's on his wrist this part was stupid it was hell stupid he pulls it out he stabs Jeff in the back Jeff kind of looks up, he takes off his jacket, and he's got more sticks on his back, and that knife went right into it.
Starting point is 01:10:57 That blade went in farther than what it was in that stick. It was like just the tip. He picks up young slams him on the table like he's about to kill him, but then here comes Professor Tanaka. Well, I think he just knocked him out because he just throws him on the ground. Professor Tanaka comes up and starts whooping that ass. He's just giving him chops and back hands. Picks him up.
Starting point is 01:11:23 Throws him up. He throws him into the wall. And that's all he does. Jeff starts giving him kicks, but they didn't even fazing him. He's taking them kicks and their punches like cupcakes. He just paid this shit out of Jeff. I wanted one one, I can't remember his move. I wanted him to do that.
Starting point is 01:11:44 But he was just giving him a lot of clotheslines. And he's just throwing them all over the place. but then all of a sudden okay this is kind of cool Professor Tanaka takes off his belt and it's got like a dagger on it or a knife or something and he starts whipping that around
Starting point is 01:12:02 and he throws it and every now and that it would stab into something so he's trying to get Jeff he picks him up a few times and give him some bear hugs and Jeff just starts kicking him in the balls and everything but it ain't doing nothing So the dagger goes flying into something and Jeff gets it and swings it around and he throws it and it stabs into
Starting point is 01:12:28 I assume it's a propane tank. Yeah, it was a giant propane tank. Yeah, like right next to him. And it's it's the knife is stabbed into one of the lines that are there. So Professor Zanaka pulls it out. then all of a sudden all the propane gas starts coming out. This part was kind of dumb. Jeff runs over,
Starting point is 01:12:56 picks up a little metal piece of chain link, and then just hucks it or throws it towards a professor Tanaka, and it must have just sparked because then it ignites. It's like a flamethrower. Professor Tanaka is on fire. Ah! he's laying there screaming and then all of a sudden the whole tanger
Starting point is 01:13:20 blows up awesome stunt but you can clearly see it was a dubby because when that thing blows up you just see his whole body just go fly into pieces and that's pretty much the movie because all the police show up when everything's all over with um
Starting point is 01:13:37 Adam uh was he carrying he's green young who turns him in his dad shows up his dad kind of nods his head like yeah and they still don't talk
Starting point is 01:13:52 for some reason and that it cuts to him going to visit his master and what's the name Jennifer and everybody just smiling at each other I got the power kicks out
Starting point is 01:14:05 and yeah he just walks in I assume he found the dragon or whatever he became a man yeah whatever 30 years have to beat the hell out of everybody
Starting point is 01:14:21 and almost getting killed multiple times yeah I didn't like this ending it's he just walks up to him that kind of bowing credits but I mean the the movie it's still awesome for all the fighting and everything but it was just the acting
Starting point is 01:14:39 and everything that kind of takes you out of it but then you know watch these movies for the acting you want to see awesome as fighting and that's what you got. Every time there was a fight scene in it. And Jeff Speak, he's a real deal. I just wish his career was a little bit bigger. I don't know why he didn't get...
Starting point is 01:15:00 I mean, he could have been king of the VHS movies, but... Yeah, but there was so many people back then. Yeah, again, like I said earlier, Van Dam was running the 90s. well in the theater and then later was it late 90s early 2000s when it was just straight to video oh my gosh he was in this movie who hot boys a master peas movie i never heard of that you probably don't need to hear right like his his one of his brothers was like the main character and for some reason he was into karate
Starting point is 01:15:48 and I think Jeff Speakman played his Sensei it's a hood movie but I'm just saying they got hella fools in this
Starting point is 01:15:56 he got Gary Busey Sulk the Shocker Snoop Dog Jeff Speigman as Master Keaton yeah I think he was soaked to shock his
Starting point is 01:16:04 uh sensei Master P you got pony boys see Thomas Howell Mr. Cal uh
Starting point is 01:16:12 Anthony Johnson rest in peace Pinky Clifton Powell Then you got Hell of fools in this I'm about to find this one It's not good
Starting point is 01:16:22 Hot boys Written and directed by Master P Cool as a kid Wait Cool is a good kid From a bad hood Until his girlfriend Is framed for murder
Starting point is 01:16:34 To earn her release Cool agrees To help bust The city's most Powerful Drug Lord When the deal Goals wrong He engaged
Starting point is 01:16:43 Cool and Bart when the deal goes wrong and engaged cool embarks upon the life of a life of crime who's cool soaked the shocker oh okay for some reason i thought that was uh what's his name uh show me the mudda how was top cruise um oh uh uh cuba yeah his brother what's his brother's name uh cuba you know i'm talking he was uh and baby boy yeah him and omar yeah him yeah him thought that was him in this but hot boys. All right everyone, I'm going to have to find this.
Starting point is 01:17:25 It's got the cast, but it's no good. No, I mean, it's, I guess you can say it's so bad it's good. Well, what does the, Master P, a lot of those guys thought
Starting point is 01:17:42 they could be directors. He was just taking advantage of a time when he had an opportunity to make money any way he could yeah put his put his brother in in a leading role which probably wasn't the best idea but I say come on be on YouTube no just a bunch of scenes
Starting point is 01:18:07 I think I seen it somewhere streaming so I'll have to find it somewhere I bet you it's gonna pop up on TV everything's on TV you know that or IMDB. Always on there. Checking trusty Amazon.
Starting point is 01:18:24 Hot boys is wow, not streaming anywhere. I'll find it. I'm sure it's somewhat. Yeah, it's not even on Prime.
Starting point is 01:18:36 All right, everyone, that was the perfect weapon. I kept just calling it a perfect weapon. What do we got next? All right,
Starting point is 01:18:45 we're going to see what the ladies got. We're going to go with the kind of a newer one in two, 2015's Lady Blood Fight, which I heard, this is basically blood sport with women.
Starting point is 01:18:59 Lady Blood Fight? Yep. This is on Amazon Prime. Anybody we know in it? I know the main chick. She's not, she's not like a name as far as actress, but in like the stunt world,
Starting point is 01:19:18 she's, I know she's, Scarlett Johansson stunt double for Black Widow and in the Captain America movies All right Amy Johnston I don't know any of these these young ladies of this film
Starting point is 01:19:38 But I heard it is Bloodsport with women Because they fight in the kumato Okay All right yeah all right whatever the trailer is that's popped up on the IMDB well they're obviously the real deal so uh see if she can act
Starting point is 01:20:02 never even heard of this gal yeah I watched that damn I can't even think right now there's a YouTube channel I think I think it's called the corridor crew and they bring in stunt people to kind of review stunts and movies and they bring her in sometimes
Starting point is 01:20:21 and she seems she seems pretty badass she did stunts in big movies the Deadpool Winter Soldier Suicide Squad The first one Deadpool 2 Yeah I know in Captain America The winter soldiers
Starting point is 01:20:39 The scene were on the freeway And they're sliding on the door That was her Oh was it? Oh okay All right Amy Johnson We'll see what you got next week with
Starting point is 01:20:51 was it Lady Blood Fight or Yep All right But Yeah Yeah Just
Starting point is 01:21:01 Come back Again if you're in the Tulsa Oklahoma area Thursday March 10th Come out to the shrine And See whatever we're doing
Starting point is 01:21:11 On stage It's gonna be a good time Everybody I can't wait to get out there Hopefully make it over To the The Curtis boys house, the outsider house.
Starting point is 01:21:24 That's in Tulsa. I want to make it over there. See, I think it's a museum now. So we'll go see if I could get in there. I don't know if it's open, but I at least want to see the house. Yeah, get ready for more E-Society. And I have another MacDez episode coming. I'm just trying to work out of time with this young lady that I work with.
Starting point is 01:21:50 She's going to come on the show. So, but as soon as I find out, yeah, but go over to the East Society YouTube page and check out all the shit that I have on there. Go over to TikTok and see everything I got over there. It's mainly me. I'm trying to get the Zisu, but he's too busy doing what he's doing. So, but, yeah, check out my review, but non-spoiler review of the Batman and everything. Again, sorry about my allergies. That time of year, everyone.
Starting point is 01:22:18 But, yeah, come back next week for more when we talk about ladies. bug fight. So until then, be safe out there and party on. And make sure you go to www. Like I said it right, thehorrorreturns.com to find all links to the shows and
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