The Horror Returns - The Action Returns - Ep. #54: Stone Cold (1991)
Episode Date: April 24, 2022This episode Brian and Nez go undercover with The Boz in Mississippi to infiltrate the Brotherhood MC in the 1991 action classic STONE COLD. Join The Action Returns Facebook group. https://www.face...book.com/groups/841619946357776 Follow The Action Returns on IG and Twitter: Instagram: @theactionreturns Twitter: @action_returns Check out everything Horror Returns at: https://thehorrorreturns.com Join The Horror Returns Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1056143707851246 THR Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thehorrorreturns Join the THR Presents: Stream Fiends Facebook Group. https://www.facebook.com/groups/3860579827402429 Follow THR Stream Fiends on IG: @thrstreamfiends
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I'm going to kill Miss Ditzel Teeth.
You want to play?
Joe, what the hell's going on?
You're still on suspension.
Let me see your sweet talk your way out of this one.
You got to save for yourself this time.
You got to clean up on hour for it.
Welcome back, everybody, to another episode of the Action Returns.
I'm your host, Brian.
With me, as always, it's my brother Nez.
What's up, man?
What's up, man.
I'm ready.
Ready.
Ready to go undercover in Alabama or New Orleans or wherever the fuck they was.
Somewhere.
Of course, we're talking about 1991's Stone Cold starring the Baza, Brian Bosworth.
An underworld on wheels.
Inside.
We're going to get in each other's heads, man.
You might not like what you find.
They think he's stone crazy.
Get through, buddy.
But he's Stone Cold.
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A street smart cop goes undercover to infiltrate
and bring to justice a ruthless
motorcycle gang before they can carry out their plans of tyranny and murder.
I think they was already doing that.
All right, I and DB.
A tough Alabama cop is blackmailed by the FBI into going under blackmailed
into going undercover in a violent Mississippi biker gang.
That's where they was, Mississippi.
I don't think he was really blackmail, but I guess.
This stars, of course, Brian Bosworth, Lance Henriksen, William Forsyte, Arabella Holzberg, Sam McMurray, Richard Gantt, Paolo Tuka, Apache from Blood In, Blood Out, and a Muay guy from Bloodsport.
like the third review in a row he's popped up
I know
David Tress and a whole bunch of
other people some guy named Robert
Winnie but they're showing a picture of Arnold
so
must have been in Terminator
this is directed by Craig R. Baxley
written by Walter Donager
Niz
was this the first time
you've seen Stone Cold?
Straight through it was, but I had seen
I've seen the whole movie
but like when it was doing
this run on TV
see the beginning, get caught up
in something else, come back, see more
and I was always just, I saw the whole movie
once I pieced it all together
but this watch
sitting there watching the whole thing
straight through. This is streaming on
YouTube and copy was
nice and clear so that was good
but
do you
go to Brian Bosworth for for action
no
he was only in this because
he was a big
name at the time I mean he's still
if you see Brian Boswell
you're going to go up and
get a picture or an autograph for whatever
I liked him in
Adam Sandler
the longest yard
he was one of the prison guards
that's right he was
him and uh the real stone cult
uh and
goldberg and the dead uh
stone cold
stone cold dropping
in bombs
with the hard R
yeah he was
who else was in there
big sexy
Kevin Nash
who I just found out
because we're having a
Comic Con up here next week
and I was
forward to meeting him and he just pulled out today so oh yeah hacksaw will be up here though so
that's cool get a get you two by four signed i saw him uh i think it was san diego comic
con and he was he had like piles of two by fours that he was signed so that was really cool
but this movie was goofy and just crazy insane action and violence and
William Forsyte just like going overboard with a ice
his acting but this movie was cool I liked it
Bob the boss he's badass in this but did they need to show him strutting around
his little speedo no but
This movie was cool. I liked it.
If you just want to watch something, it's just goofy and stupid and senseless violence and everything, this is a movie for you.
Because I really enjoyed it.
I laughed through the whole thing, but this movie was awesome.
Yeah, this is what I've seen this a few times.
I totally forgot about it.
It's been a while.
But shout out to Jason Brandt.
He has a YouTube channel where they do like so so bad it's good movies.
And they did this one.
I was like, we need to do this one because this movie is ridiculous.
I mean, it's 91, but it's still coming from that, that kind of outrageous action from the 80s kind of kind of theme to it.
Like, I mean, stuff just explodes, like kind of going towards the end of the movie where, uh, the scene where the, the motorcycle hits the helicopter.
it didn't even hit it yet and it just exploded
like enormous explosions
and
Brian Bosworth's outfits in this
was ridiculous
he had like the what was like the ostrich skin
trench coat in the beginning
and then he had like another leather coat that had like a skunk
tail on the shoulder or something
I was like this is this is ridiculous
and Lance
Hendrickson
I think he played a
played a good bad guy
he was he was
he was vicious in this one
and yeah I agree with you
William Forsy as ice
he was he was hamming it up
but he was entertaining
I do wish I would have got to see him
a little bit more in the movie
I felt like he kind of
was taken out a little too quickly
yeah he should
he should have made it to the end
before he made his demise
but
there was a lot to
oh that guy in this film
a lot of the bikers
I don't know if it was
I'm sure some of them had to be
shout out to Winforside and Brian
but in the bars man they were both
they were riding those motorcycles
especially when they were hauling ass down the street
when they were chasing each other
so yeah but they were rating
but Lance though
there was a
couple scenes where I mean he was riding but I noticed they was going kind of slow yeah so I mean
he got on there though so I'll give him that yeah but I mean this movie it's just goofy
goofy fun movie to watch I mean don't don't take it too seriously but yeah I mean it was
it was just hilarious on the acting and and the just insane violence yeah like one
little thing will blow up but
like 10 times
as big as it should have been
but this story was just pretty simple
uh the boss he plays a jail
huff he's just uh this says here
he's Alabama cop
frustrated with the system that handles
criminals with kid gloves
I don't know what that means but he's on suspension
because I guess he was really excessive
uh with the bad guys
and so the beginning was just crazy
that these guys go into a grocery store
and decide to rob it
but the robbers are like
little muscle heads
and they're like just
like really hamming it up
like for no reason
at least in Cobra that was
pretty serious
on this. This kind of reminded me of those
dudes, have you guys seen the very first
toxic Avenger when
those guys went into that taco shop
and we're holding it up.
This, this see, that further
beginning scene reminded me of that
with a mixture of
cobra. Yeah, there was
some ridiculous moments in here.
The bosses
in their shopping and these dudes are all going
overboard and
grabbing the customers and
hamming it up for the security
cameras.
you would have
spread it out
throughout the grocery store
but they seem to
just stay in one spot
yeah I don't know how much money
well I guess this is
what early 90s
I'm sure the
registers probably weren't full of money
I mean you've got to go
to the little counters
that are in the very front
I'm sure that's where all the money is
or hit the safe but
it didn't even seem like they was trying to rob it
like they was just
grab that one
one young girl kid or
teenager or whatever she was and they were just sitting there and you know just like what are you guys
doing you guys going to rob something you guys are going to take some people's money what are you
doing my favorite part during this scene is the boss he walks up to the little cookie containers and
he opens one up he grabs it and takes takes a sniff and then he bites it he bites it and then one of the
dudes comes over with a shotgun sticks it in his face and he goes all right man i'll pay for it
And he brings in action.
And that slowly starts beating the hell out of everybody in the store.
Robbers.
But yeah, they were just really going overboard with it.
And he's just walking around on nonchalant like this is, he does this every day.
A lot of product placement in this very first scene.
Oh, yeah.
He clearly see everything labels facing you and everything.
But yeah, he ends up taking out all these guys.
The last guy was ridiculous.
Would he break like some bottles of oil or something?
Cooking oil?
And the guy comes running.
And he's just, John Stone's just sitting there, Joe Huff, whatever.
He's Joe Huff at this point.
He's just sitting there just kind of just waiting for him.
And the guy just comes and slips and just like, whoa!
Like flies all ridiculously upside down.
the stack of Coke cans
label out so we know it's
co-cans.
I mean, did he not see
this broken
oil spill?
Because that guy can't run
a full speed down the aisle and then he
slips and goes flying in the air
L.O.F. I was like, oh my God.
It's going to be this type of movie.
And apparently everybody knows Joe.
because when cops come in they're just like oh it's you again joe i was like this does it happen all the time
yeah uh i guess is what i mean when he just goes overboard uh with the violence when he's um
taking out the criminals and everything but it was a good beginning it was just it was just funny i laughed
with that whole scene but then we're introduced to the brotherhood these uh uh white aryan uh confederate
flag and Nazi flag
guys and everything.
I'm sure this is a lot of
bikers because you can tell
who's real and who isn't.
Who are the actors that are
just trying to look all rough and tough?
Because William Forsy
had to dye his hair black
and Lance Hanrickson
had the little fake weave
in his hair.
But the dude from Terminator
he was the one
it was in a Terminator 2
he was the one
that when
when Arnold went into the bar
in the beginning
when he took his clothes and everything
that guy
took the cigar
and burned his chest
it was that dude
so but
and yeah
he looks like that he looks like a biker
but that's okay that's probably
him though where his IMDB
picture is a picture of Arnold
yeah
but it's
but yeah
we're just introduced to all the whole
biker gang of the brotherhood and they're all
just cruising around wherever somewhere along
the coast but
backyard wrestling match going on
guy doing back breakers and
press slams and all kinds of
stuff yeah um
but that there was a one of their members
was he the leader or was he just
a member
of uh
which one
the guy that's in jail that they
um
they were going to try to break out.
I think he was one of the higher
ups like ice
ice was kind of like underneath
the I don't know there was
there was times where he was kind of talking to
Lance Henrich's character
chains he was kind of talking to him crazy
so I didn't know if they was all on the same
level or if there was like a chain of command
but I think he was like one of the higher ups
yeah because for whatever reason
I'm sure they explain it, but I must have missed it.
But he goes in and it looks like they're baptizing a kid in this church.
And he rolls in there and just shoots the preacher.
Oh, that didn't explain that.
And the preacher, man, he just goes,
like when you get shot with a double-barrow shotgun,
I'm sure you fly back.
But this guy goes, wha, flying out of the window.
And then, uh,
I assume he just didn't get away because he ends up getting arrested and a quick little trial and he's got to go to jail for 45 years or whatever or some stupid thing.
Yeah, this guy that's trying to run for governor is trying to get them to pass a law so they can do the death penalty.
Yeah, so the judge that gives them, is this their guy that, this, their guy that, this.
sentence.
They kind of look at him and they know who he is and then he ends up, they end up going
and kill him.
William Forsyke goes out and blows him up because that judge is out fishing and then when he
fires up his little outboard motor, the whole love bowl blows up.
All right, really quick.
I don't know much about the justice system and everything, but I'm pretty sure the judge,
yeah, the judge sits there, but isn't it the jury?
jury that
will give you
your,
your fate.
I figured they should have
went and killed all the,
the jury,
but I don't know.
But I think the judge was probably
just someone that they needed to kill
because the movie's only 90 minutes.
So they had to kill somebody.
Yeah.
And then we get the Bazi's at home.
he's making some kind of, I don't know,
protein shake fills it with the orange juice and eggs and two snickers bars,
potato chips, banana, and hot sauce.
And it blends it all up and you think he's giving it to a dog,
but it's his big giant,
the lizard or whatever.
I think it's an equana or something.
I don't know.
Of course he has.
has one of like giant lizard as a pet but I was like I wonder how this tastes um I was
wondering why this combination for your lizard I don't see how this is what they eat is I don't
know I was I forgot this about the lizard so I thought he was making for himself because he's got
his uh his gym gear on his little cutoff sweatshirt and his headband and
Thought he was about to hit the gym.
Those big old giant workout shirts that they wore back in the day,
and they probably still wearing.
I'd been in the gym forever.
But then he gets, the FBI comes to his house and then takes him.
And then they go to meet George Duke from Rocky 5.
I thought you were going to say his character from Final.
Friday.
I don't even remember his name
in that.
He was the doctor
that bit Jason's heart.
That documentary
ever come out yet?
I don't know, but if it is, we need
to do that one.
Just so you can relive that movie all over again.
I'll watch the documentary
just because I like watching
those on Friday 13th, but
that movie is bullshit
everyone. I'm sorry. But anyway,
so
the FBI is breaking down
and they do blackmail
the bars or
Joe Huff.
Is this blackmail?
Well,
because when they told us
they look,
hey,
we want you to go undercover
into the Brotherhood
biker gang
and stop them
because they're out there
doing dirt.
And then he's like,
eh,
nah,
it's all right.
I'm cool.
I'll just do my
six weeks of suspension
and they're like,
nope.
If you don't do this,
it's going to be six months.
of suspension without pay.
He looked like he was doing okay.
Yeah,
I don't know about six months and no paycheck.
Yeah,
he does got to feed his giant lizard.
Yeah,
and candy ain't cheap anymore,
but,
oh,
excuse me.
So then he's like,
all right,
so,
and what's his name?
They tell him,
look,
yeah,
you're going to go in,
but we're going to give you
Agent Lance,
Sam McMurray.
I liked him in Raisin, Arizona.
He was hell funny in that.
I'm talking about wife swapping.
I like that scene there.
You got to look at a little Beaufort.
All he knows is ABC's and that kid's right on the wall.
Get the deck boy.
Stop at him.
Yeah, so that was pretty much what they told me.
Look, you got to go in there and do this.
And he's like, all right.
So he has to bike her up.
and then I guess he can fit in but he
he's big enough
I guess he can look like a bike guy
he just put on a vest and get on a bike
but Lance
he looks stupid
so
because when they go
when they get their gear and they're getting ready
to go in
um they go
to some bar some
I think it was called
what the hell is a tit for something
bar or whatever and then when Lance shows up he looks all stupid uh in his brand new uh Levi jacket
color up or down is it uh Joe Huff tears off the sleeves and I don't know how strong
the boss is but I'm pretty sure you can't just pull the sleeves off of a Levi's denim jacket
oh we're we're about to see how strong he is when they get into the bar because apparently
he's got superhuman strength
yeah so they go
in there some bands playing
and tis are bouncing all over
the place and they totally
well that Lance doesn't fit
um
Joe Huff that he
he can fit in there
but they're going in there
because this is where uh one of the hangouts of
the brotherhood
so they go in there
and he meets up with um
ice was that his name
ice and what was the other guy gut
they had all kind of crazy names
yeah gut was the
the guy that looked like he just was
too much of a good guy to be in the brotherhood
yeah he was um
he was a biker but he just he didn't
want to do with what they were doing
because later on he does is like man this ain't what this ain't what
the brother is about
because they're like really getting into all kinds of shit.
But what's her name?
Arabella, Holesbug, or whatever.
She played Nancy.
She's pretty hot in this with her dyed black hair.
But, uh, I don't know.
I don't know if I could mess with her.
It seemed like she was banging the brotherhood.
Everybody.
Because at one point you think that's changed his old lady.
But there was some comments made.
And I'm like, damn, are you banging the whole brotherhood?
Yeah, because she's in there and just one of the bar patrons that tries picking up on her.
Ice goes over there and starts talking shit, kicks him in the balls.
And then they start fighting.
They had bought, they had bought something off her.
And I guess that's right.
It wasn't what they were expecting.
And they wanted their money back.
and ice was not having it.
And then they get into a big old fight.
And one of the dudes that they're fighting with,
he's the guy that Reggie Hammond shot
in another 48 hours
when they went in that bar
when they were beating up Jack Gates.
He's the guy that when Reggie was telling him
all knock it off.
And then that guy goes, does he got a gun?
And he goes, no, I mean, he goes, no, I got a gun.
And I'll pop a cap in your ass.
I don't think you got the gust.
That's another 48 hours.
Go way back and listen to that one, everyone.
Yeah, he's in there beating the shit out everybody.
And then the Bonds and Ice start roughing everyone up.
And I love how Ice is all sweaty from fighting and everything.
And Baz is beating Fools up, but then got no kind of sweat on him.
I mean, he's, this is what I was talking about, superhuman strength.
I mean, like, he's throwing people, like, across the bar, like, grabbing him from the back of their jacket and just, like, launching them up in the air.
I'm just like, this is ridiculous.
But at the same time, I'm loving every bit of it.
Yeah, but the one guy, the nice biker guy, he kind of goes up and, yeah, man, she come down to our little compound or whatever.
So the joke oh well Joe he turns into John Stone now that's what he tells him
So he goes down to wherever the beach and they're doing the what bikers do being all stupid and wild
And this when we get the dumb little
Uh
racing between ice and uh
John's toe but again it's them riding the motorcycle hauling ass down this little the strip and
uh, boss are, uh, John, John Stone ends up winning.
And he kind of gets into it, um, with, uh, what's his,
he looks like, um, Kenny Omega. Uh, they're, oh, the wrestler guy.
Yeah. They invited him down, but then they wanted to see, uh, if he was, like, worthy.
So he, he just got into it. He just had a.
a bike race and anyone
that and there's that other dude
Kenny Omega looking dude is beating shit
out of everybody
and then Bos has to go in there and fight
so
yeah he
everyone else looks all dirty and scruffing
he's all nice and clean
his blonde mullet
he jumps into the ring
and starts fighting Kenny Omega
he's not Kenny Omega but that's what he looks like
he looks like if Kenny Omega
was the size of Kevin Nash.
Yeah.
John Stone's getting the shit
being out of him.
And here comes
what's the line saying?
Chains.
Stupid name.
He comes up and he's watching him.
John Stone is
starting to fight the guy
and beat the shit out of him.
He ends up being him up.
And then I guess that's one
one more
initiation
that he has to do
so he finally gets to meet
Chain
and Chain starts
talking with him
about everything
and what's going on
and what's his name
Ice just does not
like him at all
he just doesn't trust him
but yeah they're like
yeah they're just trying alright man we'll just
see how you are and then here we'll give you a little
present and then they're going to give him
Nancy
and
it's the
next initiation.
He got to bang Nancy.
The brotherhood has.
Because John Stone came up in a little
beat up van. And then when they
go over there and they start talking and Nancy's
in his van and Chains
is like, yeah, here you go.
And then she's like,
so what's up? Are we going to do this?
And he's like, yeah, now I get lost.
He just basically kicks her out.
But yeah,
I assume this is
how biker.
biker people are
what did they call them in
the sons and ass sweet butts
yeah
so yeah he
he doesn't do nothing
he just gets out of the van
and he goes up and
he talks more to chain
and chain is just like yeah man whatever
so they're still trying to figure
out what's going on
but the the brotherhood is
into
dealing drugs and everything because they were dealing with what were they um they weren't uh
columbians or whatever oh the italians the mafia yeah yeah they were supposed to be the mafia i didn't
really they didn't come off as the mafia to me it was just a bunch of italian dudes
yeah so what they were they were going to teaming up with the mafia or whoever and they were
supposed to take out Brett Whip
Whipperton. He was like
the district attorney or something that was
running for governor or
whatever, but
they were supposed to team them. They wanted to
take him out.
So
that was their plan, but here
comes John Stone again. He wants to
come in and join
up with them.
So
he comes in, he's talking to chains, he gives him a gift
and it turns out to be like a bulletproof vest.
and they go oh this is a police issue or whatever
and then chain looks at it
here put it on so john puts it on and chain pulls out his gun
puts two slugs in them knocks him over
so um but yeah what's his name still doesn't uh isn't feeling them
uh ice ice so they have they're kind of hooting and hollering
but this is when they explain
or chains is explaining
who the brother hit it
the brotherhood is because he grabs one guy
and there's the big patch that they have
on the back of their cuts
and he's explained oh this is the cross
this is who we are
and it's a big cross with those
SS
lightning bowl things
and basically just
Aryan Brotherhood type of dudes
yeah which is weird
because the guy he grabbed
his gut again.
I'm like, you seem too nice
to be like an Aryan biker
guy.
Yeah, so
they give him his initiation
and like, look, if you want to join us, man, you got
to go
get this dude.
He's wearing this earring
and we want you to
bring his ear back.
And he's like, all right.
So he kind of goes
into town to
meet this
dude he goes into a club and finds
Apache
Apache
Apaches in there
partying down and everything
and he like just
knocks him out and then carries
him out of the club takes them to the
I assume the FBI headquarters
and nobody in the club
cares now for a bit
if he's supposedly this big
time dealer
or whatever and he's got no backup
yeah no backup
nobody in the club
like even acknowledges anything's going on.
There's no security anything.
He just knocks him out and carries him out.
Yeah, so he takes him to the FBI guys and they, well,
Chains wanted him to bring,
they had an earring of his and he goes, look,
this is, this is what he looks like.
This is the earring he's going to be wearing.
He's wearing the other one.
I want you to go get that and bring his ear.
so so he wore both those earrings i guess
that would look ridiculous
there's a big giant i don't even know what they were
so yeah he knocks apache out i don't know his name
but he knocks apache out the dicks of a
no they just have him as bolivian
uh yeah we'll give him the name apache
he can't be palisian he can't be bolivian
so um he takes him to where the fbii guys are
they take the other earring
and then
uh,
Chains wanted his ear
and,
uh,
his ear has like a spider web tattoo.
It looked totally fake.
Like they just drew,
got a pin and drew it in there.
So they go and
excuse me,
he was supposed to cut it off
and bring it back.
But they take them,
uh,
uh,
uh,
uh,
they,
Damn it. They cut an ear off of a corpse and they take that ear to a tattoo artist and he tattoos the spider web inside the ear.
And I like how they just, I don't know, maybe they did. Maybe they were just supposed to just go with it.
But how do they know this guy doesn't do tattoos for the brotherhood?
Yeah, I thought it was it first. So they're like, yeah, so they take Apache and they throw.
him on a jet and tell him we're gonna
you need to get out of the country and never come back
or you're going down
so he ends up
taking off but
uh
John Stone goes back to the brotherhood
and he comes in and gives them the
ear and the earring and
uh now he's
a part of the gang but
ICE is still not having it
and Nancy's uh she just seemed like
she was mad that he didn't beat it up
but yeah
I think this is the part of when
ice gets really pissed off
because he he tells
uh
john to go
uh
do collections with nancy
and ice is like that's my gig
well
I guess you want to see if he can be trusted
and again I just didn't like him
so
he goes into town with Nancy
and some other chick and
uh
what was this guy's name
he looked familiar
He was in advance of wolves.
Was he?
That's what I remember him from.
He was one of the
the soldiers at the end
that
Kevin Costner killed.
He like got to hate when he was all chained up.
He had that chain and stuck it in his mouth and
killed him.
But I don't remember his name, but it was that dude.
Yeah, they go.
Real quick.
Kenny Omega.
was really his mountain.
That was his name.
Oh, was it?
Yeah, I've just seen his name right here.
He's like a, does like them strong man competitions and stuff.
All right.
So I guess they go to some little brothel to get money,
I assume drug money.
And the dude,
the other guy,
I don't even know his name.
He goes in with a girl and gets and collects.
But as him and the girl are walking out arguing, I guess she wants her cut, so he gives her money and tells her to get the hell out of here.
As he's standing out in front of the place, the Italian guys come out and throw a grenade right in front and blows up a car.
And he's standing right there and goes crashing through a window.
That's even excessive.
Yeah.
It's so.
Nancy's in the bag, it's guarding the alley or whatever, and she's there, and she's got money,
and then those Italian dudes come riding up, they grab her and take her purse or whatever it was,
and it was full of money.
They go hauling ass down the street, or down the alley, and John Stone jumps on the hood of the car,
and then they kind of just throw him off, and then he goes flying.
I guess this was the, was this the leader of this mafia crew?
I think later on at the restaurant when they bring something to him, I think that was the leader.
And I think this was like a number two guy or something.
Yeah, so after they hit John Stone, they go hauling ass down, they go out on the street and they get hit by a big old truck.
And then they stop.
So he goes running over there.
So he was pulling dudes out of the car and beating the shit out of everyone.
and I guess the guy that was in the front seat that was the boss
pulls out a gun and tells them to get lost
I'm surprised he didn't kill him
he just threw a grenade at that other dude
and then he pulls a gun out on stone and doesn't shoot
yeah because he just broke that one guy's arm all silently
because that was weird it's like his arm didn't make a sound or anything
he didn't even scream
you could clearly see how phony had laid
But yeah, he just pulled the gun on and told him to get lost and then they all jump in the car and take off.
But we go to the hospital.
The whole biker crew shows up.
That dude that got blown up by the grenade.
He survived.
He's just all burnt up and beat up and then they all come in.
I think he was missing a leg or something.
Was he a prospect or did they just give him a new vest?
I think he was a member.
It is
a little vest burn up.
I'm assuming they brought him a new vest and
Domino's pizza.
Uh-huh.
And the nice guys in there
just trying to be
supportive, but
chain starts screaming at him and everything.
And then there's something on the news
about the
oh, it's the whip,
Brett the Whipperton
talking about how he's going to try to bring the
Brotherhood down and all that shit
so they get on mad
but they end up just leaving
Bos goes
and he's talking to chains
and what was it that stuff in the little
vial?
P2P
and that is
drugs
I don't know
it was something that they used
to make
some kind of drug
I can't remember because he was telling
that like look man i can get more of this we're going to get like five drum bells of it or whatever
that they were going to hijack uh from the military or somebody um so but then yeah okay this is when
they go to the restaurant and their uh chain and uh john stoner and they're talking and i assume
these are the higher ups uh they don't even look italian that's so but okay p2 p2 p is a
substance used to manufacture methamphetamine.
That's all it says.
Okay. I don't.
Is that the stuff that Walton then were getting off that train?
Probably.
Okay. I don't know. I don't know what that stuff was.
It they had, but did you, are you watching Better Call Saul?
I got to catch up.
Yeah, the new season just started. I haven't watched it yet, but.
yeah so they go in there in the restaurant and then they bring them they're bringing a gift
it looked like a motorcycle helmet but when they open the visor it's got uh somebody's head in it um
who was it i'm assuming it was the guy that pulled a gun on joe and let him go um
yeah it was him because i'm watching this as i'm talking about it
one. So yeah, they open
the visor. It was that dude, and you can clearly
see his eyes. But... Like how he's
looking up at the guy that opened it.
Yeah.
So Chain is telling him about
the P2P and
everything. This is what we're going to do.
It says you can get a dozen, 50-gallon drums.
Enough
for them to make all the crank or whatever
it was on the whatever
coast, the Gulf Coast, or wherever they were.
So that's what they're doing.
So they kind of agree with it.
So they go on.
All right.
So, but the Brett Whipperton guy is still trying to bring him down,
but then they're going to, their plan was to go and, uh, and kill him.
So chain and ice are still, uh, kind of battling and out ice just,
it was just his say every time he spoke, you just, I can't trust this guy.
I hate him.
Why do you, why do you trust him so much?
Yeah.
And all this.
And it was at that same argument over and over and never went.
never
Chains never really answered
gave a good answer to why he was trusting him
yeah he just let him come in and just
join right up and just
get right into their business
I mean how many other
brotherhood guys have been this
yeah I'm like
because you got the other guy
that's like a high high ranking person
in a different chapter
what was the name
AWOL the military guy
yeah
like nobody asked him
hey this john snow he's
out racing and
beating up our guys and we should just have him join
it's like
i don't know
yeah these seem pretty pretty easy to join the brotherhood
yeah so
um
uh chain and the gang they go to uh i assume
with the military base or whatever and they go
and um
uh kidnap these uh two souls
soldiers and take their um their truck that uh that was a truck that was full of weapons right yeah yeah so
they take them and they have uh they put them in these like little wood cases or whatever so they're
standing there and uh then they end up uh killing him but uh nancy was uh like ah what are you doing
we can't do this and this is when that other dude too was like this ain't what we're about
because he starts getting all crazy and they get mad at him.
Yeah, they just didn't like gut because as he's talking about,
this ain't what the brotherhood is about.
You can hear people in the background like, yeah,
ain't nobody else got yelled at.
Yeah, because, yeah, when they murdered those two military guys that they kidnapped.
And then he starts kind of getting in chains face like,
God, this is what we're about.
We should be doing this and that.
And then Chene just gets mad and tells him,
where's your bike?
Get your bike.
Get your bike.
Get on your bike.
And then he gets his bike and fires it up.
And he ends up pulling him off.
And then he,
uh,
I assume that chain had his bike up on something.
Because when he,
someone's revving it up and spinning the wheel,
he gets a gut.
Is that his name?
Yeah.
He gets his hand and sticks it in the back.
And I assume cuts his fingers off and everything.
Yeah.
I'm like,
gut.
at some point, when do you leave?
And I fuck what anybody know.
But when Nancy was also talking to shit, like,
no, what are you guys doing? We can't be doing this?
And then they kind of just slap her or send her to the side.
And I was like, you don't need here.
I'll give you one of my women.
So somebody grabs some blonde girl and throws her at chain.
And he's like, oh, yeah.
And Nancy's, she's all mad.
And Stone coat goes up to her and tells her what's going on.
but if she's so worried up and crying around about all this,
why she's still,
why she's still there?
She should end up leaving.
Yeah,
because they all keep going off of this tattoo or something.
These abbreviation is something about God forgives,
but the brotherhood doesn't or something.
So I guess if you can't leave or you'll die.
Yeah.
I'm just like,
there's so many of them.
They're going to worry about one person leaving.
Yeah.
So when Nancy's over there crying and,
looking around and when Stone
goes up and starts talking to her, this is when she
just like unloads
their whole plans on what
they're doing. I mean
yeah, she was Chains' girl
but
did they really discuss
all the business right in front of her?
Chase isn't a good leader.
Yeah.
She spills of all the stuff
that they're dealing with the mob and what they want to
do and he's
kind of like, all right, all right, whatever.
but he's trying to be the shoulder to cry on.
But she's just, I don't know why she decided just to spill the whole brotherhood's plans to him.
But all right.
And he starts talking to her and then he sees her tattoo.
It's GFBD.
God forbids, but the brotherhood don't are something stupid like that.
So yeah, they're talking.
And then they end up kissing.
I assume he beat it up, but we don't see any of that.
He kissed the whole brotherhood.
Yeah, he did.
So we get a scene with the cops in the military,
and they're pulling all the crates that are empty.
But then these cops, these other two cops show up.
And they, they find a manila.
an envelope or whatever and then when they open it's got a picture of uh that the whip one
pretend or whatever that guy's name is he's got a big bloody axe over it yeah somebody says
some they're about to crack the whip yeah so uh stone and nancy i assume he crushed it now
they're sitting in some diner eating and then she's starting uh telling her story on what she's
doing there and everything um but then uh uh
Lance comes up. He pretends he's
the waiter and
gives a note to Stone
says, I meet me outside or whatever.
So Stone gets up and gets
on his bike and takes off. But as he's walking
out,
ice
he comes walking in
and looking at him. So
Stone meets up with Lance
and they're talking and he's telling
him what's going on
and what happened.
But then Chain
comes pulling up
and just
starts screaming
and then he pulls out
a machine gun
and starts firing at him
so now
chain or chain
ice
knows that
stone is a cop
so and I don't know
he's not very far from him
but then he's missing
with a machine gun
so
he's like
ah fuck it
so he gets on his bike
and pooh
his ass stone jumps
on his bike, starts chasing him.
And the police are there too for some reason.
And then they're chasing him as well.
He's hauling ass.
And it is them riding up and down the street.
Ice has a gun machine gun and he's shooting back and forth at him.
Well, Stone doesn't have nothing.
He's just trying to chase him.
So he chases him down and then this big old chase scene.
But then what's his name?
ice he goes hauling ass and they're kind of uh like side by side um stone gives him a bump and then ice
goes head on with a car and
and the biggest explosion possible like the bike just blows up after he hits it and he goes flying
off and uh ice is laying there in the street and then he kind of
mumbles and then he did he didn't look that bad no it just looked like his face uh was a little
dirty yeah but his hair should have been all uh on fire if his face was all burned up
because that that was pretty much the the same kind of explosion the one guy got with the with the
grenade yeah and he was all fucked up missing a leg and but we didn't even talk about how they made
that girl marry him
She was good.
His girlfriend.
Oh, that's right.
Yeah, they made her marry him.
And then you see a scene where they're, like, riding off together on a bike.
And she has to, like, take care of him now.
She looked like she didn't even really want to be with him.
But the brotherhood said so.
Yeah.
You got to just forget everything.
All logic goes out the window with this movie.
Oh, earlier in the film, Ice called up one of the,
is, I guess, one of his women.
And she was, I guess, either a sheriff or a cop or whatever.
Because they told him, look, man, try to find everything you can about John Stone.
So he's telling her, hey, look, look up John Stone and let me know anything about him.
So she's like, all right, so she's doing what she's doing.
But after Ice dies, we see Nancy and she's cleaning up.
And it looks like she was packing up all her stuff.
and everything, but then the phone rings, and it's that, uh, that, that cop.
And she wants ice and she's telling me, hey, man, um, this is so-and-so.
And, uh, the John Stone, she said you couldn't find anything on him, but they found out that, um, he was, uh, his driver's license didn't exist or anything.
But, um, they found I, they said something stupid, like his name cross-references with the Joe Huff.
Yeah, I was like, what kind of.
undercover work is this the FBI doing here?
Yeah, I think
Can
the local police just access FBI files?
I guess. I mean, and then I don't even think that it should be like
his undercover name pops makes his real name pop up that easy.
I don't know.
I was just,
I was laughing during all of this.
I was like,
If you got someone that's like undercover, I'm sure none of this is written down anywhere, but I don't know.
Stone Cold.
So she finds out that he who, when Nancy finds out who he really is and he comes riding up and then she's looking at him.
And then she starts talking to him and ask him if he's a cop and there all this.
He's telling, she's, he, she's telling him that, yeah, this lady, other officer, looks like I said it was highway patrol.
She, uh, cross-reference you and, uh, you came up as a Joe Huff and, uh, you're a cop. And she's like, tell me you're a cop.
And then he just looks at her and goes, yep, I'm a cop.
So highway patrol has access to FBI files.
Uh, I guess and where are they?
Mississippi.
Yeah, just type in
John Snow and Joe Huff pops
up.
Yeah.
During all this, they kept showing
little news clips and everything.
The Whipp Whipperton or whatever,
that Brett, the Whipperton,
the guy that's running for Congress
or whatever.
He was pushing the death penalty
on the dude,
one of the brotherhood that's in jail that
killed that priest in the beginning. Oh, and
well no ice killed the judge but they shot that priest in the beginning so i feel like mississippi
already has the death penalty i assume it is so but um so yeah the the brotherhood they're
having this big old memorial um i don't know how they got uh ice's body because i'm sure the
cops in the FBI.
The cops in the FBI,
I don't know.
They called the highway
patrol lady who has all
the connections.
Yeah.
I think so.
And I just,
this ain't his bike, because his bike blew
up.
So, but.
It's probably guts bike.
They,
the ice or chain is doing
some big old speech and
yeah, we love them.
And da-da-da-da.
he's on the back of a flatbed
on his motorcycle
and I'm sure he's just all stiff from Rigamortis
looks like he stiffs
stuff's a big fat tailor in his mouth
and then they
throw the sunglasses and everything on
and then they douse him with gas and then they light
them on fire
but I guess when you're in the brotherhood and you die
this is how you go out so
turns into a big old party
Stone goes to report
to the FBI with Lance
and
George Duke
what's his name in this?
Cunningham
that's all they have here
all right
well he's Duke from
Rocky 5
so they're kind of
they're telling them he's telling them
what's going on
Lance is also
trying to just let them know what's up
But the FBI basically is not fuck that.
You got need to go in there and take them all down.
So this is a big next scene.
We got this big old semi showing up.
The Brotherhood show up.
And I think they were buying the, what was that called?
B2P.
Yeah.
They were buying it from him because they gave him all the money to get it.
And they grabbed him.
and then I guess they're getting ready to shoot them
but oh no
they do uh
they give stone the gun
and uh he shoots them so then they're like
all right man let's get the fuck out of here so they all
the semi trucks and the jump on their bikes and they all take off
and um
when the FBI goes and shows up and they're saying that yeah
that um yeah they got the trucks and everything
but the the the truck driver that they shot
Turns out he was one of the cops.
And I was, I assume it was blanks and they had,
the guy that wasn't bleeding when he got shot.
Well, he had blood on his neck.
Oh.
But he had all those little blood packets blown up on him.
And he goes back to life.
So, shit, what else happened after this?
Joe's driving the truck.
and I guess he really gets outed
because what's his name calls on the on the radio
Oh that's right
Call it calls him Joe
Yeah
And then he's just like well you just outed me in front of my witness
And they called because
The truck's going to a different location than it was supposed to
Yeah and the guys that have the truck now are the Italians
And then Stones
chasing after him talking to him
and he pulls out his gun
and starts shooting
at the
I guess he was shooting to
disconnect the trailer
all right
I don't know how to connect
or disconnect these big
trailers on the big rigs
but I'm sure shooting a gun at it
isn't going to disconnect it
but all right
John Stone
because
he's just shoot I'd love
loading at it and then it just unhooks.
I mean, they could have had
him just shoot it one time and
it unhooks. He had to shoot it a few times.
Or he could have just shot the driver
and because when it unhooks
it goes
crashing into a
gas station and
all that little
P2P or whatever is
like I guess
explosive and flammable.
So
it hits the gas station and the whole thing
boils up.
Hopefully that gas station was closed
and nobody was in there because the whole thing
blew up.
But the
Italian guys get away.
Wait, I'm watching it right now.
That trailer tractor hits the
little awning that's over the gas pumps.
As soon as it hits that, didn't even hit the gas
pumps yet. Boom.
And the whole thing pulls up.
It's a couple of times in this movie, like before something actually hits something.
It just immediately explodes.
Yeah.
So the Italians getaway in Stone goes driving off.
And gas at this place is a dollar and one cent for unleaded in a dollar seven.
I assume that's a Supreme or whatever.
I'm like, I miss those days.
How much is gas up there?
Almost $5 or shit, I don't even know anymore.
It's five something here in town.
I get my gas at Costco and Reno and it's like $4.67?
I know my wife, she has a suburban and she says,
because she drives a lot for her job.
And she's going to the gas station like damn near every day.
yeah that's pretty much me
I don't even look at it
I just get gas and go
I mean it's
what can you deal
we're at a military base now
and um
I don't know this is the
was this guy one of the brotherhood
AWOL the
yeah the ponytail
yeah he's from a different chapter
yeah he goes up and gives
um this dude some money
uh
so he can get one of the choppers and um i don't think it's that easy just uh just get an envelope
and you just like here take take a couple trucks and a helicopter yeah and i'm sure you can't
just fly that thing right off the base without well he said uh the fast as fast as he flies nobody
can catch him because he makes a he makes a helicopter go faster or something so
Now Stone shows up, he goes back to the compound and sees that they got his helicopter now.
And they're coming up with their plans for, um, uh, you go to take out, uh, the whip at the courthouse or wherever.
But one of the other dudes goes up to Stone tells him, hey, come on, we got to, we got to talk to you.
And then this is when, this is when he, uh, tells him and they find out that, that he's a cop and they
everything. So what they're going to do to them now is, oh, whether, uh, explaining to him what's
going on, uh, out walks, uh, Apache. I had a problem with this. Why would you come back to the place
where they sent someone to kill you? I did, I just like, what are you doing Apache? What's,
what's really going on? I could see why all right, bringing it back to help them.
because yeah he Apache came back and told him as well yeah this guy's a cop
uh and everything so but yeah he comes out like oh yeah what's up and then he goes up
and starts uh paling around with um chain as why he's doing that he's like i told you what
comes around goes around and he's not even paying attention as chains is loading his revolver
then he turns around and he ends up killing Apache
and then that's the end of him
so but oh and then he finds out
chain finds out that Nancy knew
that Stone was a cop
because then he kills her too
yeah I was not expecting that
yeah that that came out of nowhere
because yeah Apache took it to the to the chest
and then he turns around
and then
blasts Nancy in the head in the forehead.
I'm like, damn.
She's sitting there just not even expecting and then
she shoots her in the head and stones.
Ah!
So they all end up beating the shit out of him
and then telling them what's going on.
So the next day, everybody's getting all geared up
and ready for war.
And still that one dude, I'm surprised
he's still around.
Missing a few fingers.
I'm good.
yeah he's still out of left after they chop my fingers off but uh they're sitting there talking
and getting uh telling them what to do um so john stone is sitting there tied up and uh
the awall is a wall is a wall is a ponytail guy right yeah he's got this big huge giant bomb
that they're they're doing i mean if you're stealing military weapons and helicopters how come
you can get a little brick of C4 or whatever.
He got like a bunch of sticks of dynamite.
You only have one envelope of money.
So we go to the courthouse.
And like the, this is the trial to sentence that or whatever that guy's name is.
To see if he can get the death penalty.
Yeah, this guy had to have been more than like a.
The higher up.
He had to have been like one of the founding members or something.
I assume that's because they have all the police out there,
pretty much the whole police force,
Sheriff's Department,
National Guard,
everything,
are surrounding the courthouse.
They're sneaking in with military-grade weapons.
He has to be.
He might be the damn leader.
Shit,
we don't know.
So,
chain goes in,
but he cut his sweet mullet off.
Look the extensions of it.
Yeah.
He's wearing a little priest outfit.
We go out, we go into the air, Wolf, or not Wolf, AWOL, Stone, and I don't know who this other dude is, just one of the many brotherhood.
But Stone's got that bomb, like, strapped to him, and he's tied up.
So we go back into the courtroom.
I guess somebody planted a gun, machine gun, inside the courtroom that's right in front of where a chain is sitting.
So he reaches on there, grabs this big, huge machine gun.
And the people sit right next to him, don't see it.
Because he's not trying to hide it.
He just grabs it and pulls it out from out of the table.
Oh, my God.
They're reading the charges and everything.
and uh stones are getting ready he's got the fucking machine gun right in his lap and
nobody sees this oh he's he's a priest so
i mean you can't hide that big machine gun so um the guys in a helicopter still
flying around they're trying to set up getting to get into it and then but stone he's like
tied up uh but he pulls himself free he's
starts fighting the dude and
AWOL's flying the
helicopter
he
the bomb's already ticking
he sticks it on the other dude after he beats the shit out of him
and right at the four second mark
he uh he boots him out of the helicopter
and as he falls
he blows up
everybody hears the explosion and they all come
turning around we go back into the courthouse
chain um
is sitting right behind
uh whip the whip
pretend or whatever his name is.
And then he just unloads that machine gun into his back.
Well, no, the first guy he shoots is the guy, the undercover cop that pretended.
Oh, is that it was?
Yeah.
Oh, that's right.
I thought it was kind of badass because he grabbed him and he said this time is for real.
And then he shoots him.
All right.
Because he jumps up and then he just starts unloading on everyone.
Pretty much takes out all the judges that are sitting there and just firing every direction.
unlimited ammo.
Yeah.
And then he's got the whip.
He starts pointing the gun at him.
But while this is going on,
they had this big old truck that pulled up.
And then I think after the explosion and everything
and all the commotion was going on,
they back up to these windows.
They open up the back and all the brotherhood
that are in there in their bikes come driving
into the courthouse and
oh my gosh
so
with all those military
around the whole place they still got in
so they're on there driving around
their motorcycles
chain is still talking to
the whip and then he ends up just
button loading on them but
up in the air we see
AWOL
and Stone they're still flying
towards the
courthouse we go back in the courthouse
everybody's like a whole war is going on in there.
All the Brotherhood have these crazy machine guns and bikes.
One dude, the dude that drove the truck,
he comes crashing through the window and hooting and hollering,
yeah!
And then he gets blasted by the National Guard.
He gets like gunned of Elhard.
So back in the air, AWOL and Stoner and they're fighting.
But he's just trying to get him to get close to the courthouse and the helicopter.
but the bikes go crashing in into the main court and they're just getting ready to go
the helicopters flying down the street and all the cops and everybody are shooting at it
Stone just has his arm around AWOL around his head but AWOL is still flying the helicopter
so everybody's shooting at it even the the FBI and the National Guard
it goes flying up to the top of
I guess it was going to land on the roof
but it didn't land
but then
I don't know what their plan was
it just
their plan was to get in
they got in but they didn't know what to do
to get out of there
because Jane gets on the radio
hey everyone for themselves get out
yeah I'm like
yeah thanks
so
whatever that guy's name was
they busted out
the dude it was
on trial, him and
Stone get on the back of these other
guys' bikes. And
they go hauling ass down the hallways.
But
Chain is talking to
AWOL on the radio, but then Stone
gets on and starts talking shit back to him.
So they're like, oh, fuck. Because Chain told him, yeah,
go up top, because I assume that's
what they were going to escape.
But Stone
is in there, and the helicopter,
he kind of gets
away for a let's go of
a wall, but then jumps out of the helicopter and goes crashing through some window.
He goes crashing into the window.
And there's one dude in there, one of the brotherhood, and he's got all these hostages.
He happens to land right in the room where that guy is and doesn't die or break his legs or anything.
And he slams that guy, and he goes crashing into, uh, into the, into, into another.
window.
I was a jump was far.
Yeah, it was.
He would have broke subject and crashing through all those windows.
The brotherhood are all trying to get out.
Well, one dude makes it out, but he gets gunned up as he leaves.
There's another guy up, I think he's on the second floor or whatever, because all
the National Guard come in and he just starts unloading on whoever comes in.
But then Stone comes around and, shoot him with a handgun.
goes down he goes flying off the roof or off the balcony and then he's got this crazy
machine gun shotgun or whatever uh chain and whoever he's riding with come around the
corner and then uh stone blasts him and and blows up the bike and the the driver blows up a chain
jumps off uh more brotherhooder in there holding hosses just shooting up everybody and
then they get they're just they're getting killed uh the brotherhood are killing police and national
guardsmen everybody's getting it in this end uh stones walking around still and uh he's looking
uh for chain but he find he's just finding but dead bodies that were i don't even know what kind
of gun this is uh that he's got um giant shotgun i guess yeah so um he comes on the
corner and he sees the nice brotherhood dude
and the guy from Terminator 2
is standing he's got a hostage
holding somebody but when
that nice guy tries to run
the Terminator 2
biker guy turns around and
blast him kills the nice guy
Terminator guy was
mudfish
okay well mudfish turns around
shoots the nice guy
what was the nice guy's name
gut
yeah he's shoot
shoots him and kills him.
Then Stone comes around the corner and blasts mudfish out of the window and he dies.
And his stunt double lands on a car.
Yeah.
That was a real stuff, man.
It wasn't a doll or whatever.
They threw out the window.
Yeah, there wasn't mudfish though.
Yeah.
A-Wall was still flying around this helicopter.
I'm surprised he didn't just F it and take it.
take off.
But finally Stone
gets with
chain
and chain gets
off the back of the motorcycle and that
other brother dude just like guns it
and goes hauling that I assume he was
just going to crash in the stone
but Stone shoots him. He flies
off of the back of the motorcycle
and the bike's already going full speed.
I don't know why AWOL was
in front of this window in the helicopter
but the bike goes flying
out of the window, hell afar, hits the helicopter, and blows up.
This was another one where the explosion happened right before the motorcycle hit.
And I don't know why the helicopter exploded before the motorcycle did.
It was weird, but it was a good explosion, though.
Yeah, I mean, AWOL seeing the bike coming because he starts screaming.
And then that thing blows up.
Stone goes after chain
Chases him around
They kind of get into a little fight
And Stone starts beating the shit out of a chain
Throws them off
Or down some stairs
Beats the hell out of them
And then basically
Or then he kicks him down the stairs
And then he gets arrested
So because the stone was getting ready to kill him
Because he had that gun on him
He was going to shoot him in the head
But
There was no bullet
in the gun.
But chain passes out
and then falls down the stairs.
So
George Duke comes up
and starts telling stone and everything.
He's filled the coroner.
Yeah.
He wants his gun
back.
These two
I don't know state troopers
or whatever, they're holding
chain.
Don't handcuff this guy that just
killed all these people.
priest.
They just
holding his arms.
He's acting like he's
knocked out,
but he looks up
and then he looks over
at one of the
the policeman's
side arm
and that he grabs it,
pulls it out,
and he's getting ready
to shoot stone,
but Lance does a,
um,
what was a cop's name
in Diehard?
Was it,
Al?
Uh, yeah.
Um,
the the dude
and family matters
not family matters uh
is that what I was family matters
yeah yeah he's like a cop and like
every movie he's in
yeah
Lance does an owl
and then shoots Lance in the back
and then he just
he goes flying backwards off
the balcony and falls and
dies
so I wish Lance would have had his vest
and his bandana on at this
time.
Because what does he say?
He's like sometimes you just got
turning it on.
Yeah.
There was a war
in the Mississippi
courthouse or whatever town
they were in.
And bodies everywhere,
things are probably still
off. I'm sure that helicopter is still
blazing in the front.
And then
Joe Huff,
a.k.a. John Stone.
just walks out of the courthouse all bloody.
Nobody, this big ass biker just walks out all bloody.
Nobody's stopping him.
The reporters tried to stop up the interview.
He's just walking down the stairs.
You see all these people that are hurt.
The ladies crying on the stairs.
The dudes taking pictures of him.
The military and the FBI,
they do not have this scene under control.
There's people walking around everywhere.
that shouldn't even be
that close to the crime
scene. And then you just see
other dudes are just not even giving his
shit. I did like
this because as he's walking out,
to the credits are rolling.
And that's
in because it just kind of fades
the black and
that is stone cold.
I don't care, man. This movie is awesome.
It's goofy.
And it's just
off the wall action and crazy
and the characters
ice
a Bolivian gut tool
trouble mudfish a wall
Greek poker
vitamin
hooter
Leroy
Isis girl one eye
Big John Smokey
six pack
oh the other ones
Mountain
A.K. Kenny Omega
Yeah
tensile teeth
Hinsman 1, 2
mobster one and two
first guardsman second
guardsman trucker one and two
mountain uh yeah
the FBI agent
barfly biker gang
prospect I didn't try too
hard on these names no
I mean
um
ice okay
chain all right but
gut tool and mudfish and okay
I mean they were just
thinking of anything they must have just been looking around the room
I hear there's a mudfish
Yeah, mudfish
And yeah
But yeah
This movie
It's crazy and stupid
It's just a fun movie to watch
I mean just don't take it seriously
That's Brian Bosworth, man
I mean
What else has he done other than
Longest Yard
He was in Three Kings
Oh
I couldn't even tell you
If he was in it or not
Because this was his first film
Um
he was in Thuring Kings
it just says action star
I don't even remember that movie at all
Action star
He did a lot of TV
And uh
Revelation Road
Uh
Look like he did three of those
I don't even know what that is
Play somebody named Hogg
Um
He did an action movie called Back in Business
With Joe Torrey
Okay
Uh
He's got
What the hell is this
Revelation Road because that's his next thing
it did turn it into a TV series
is the
um
I like some religious thing
that's what I was about to say
is it one of those
faith-based films
because whatever Revelation Road is
they did two of them
uh in 2013
let me see
Revelation Road
the beginning of the end
um
missed
uh
foreboding lightning and tremors
a traveling salesman with a dark pass
must first
must fight demons both
his own and a murderous biker gang
in his quest to complete the last sale
and go on home. What the
all right
he's got some odd movies
one tough bastard starring him
Bruce Payne
and MC Hammer
what
well yeah
1999 5
all right
um yeah
you do what you gotta do I guess
oh Bruce Payne was the
he was the villain in a passenger 57
oh the main guy
yeah
I need to do that one at some point
is it streaming somewhere
I
Cinemax was the last time I watched it
but that was like a few years ago
let me look real quick
because now I kind of want to watch it.
Yeah.
I kind of want to watch these
Revelation things.
They're showing trailers. They look like
they're
shoot them up, dumb movies, but
I think these are those faith-based ones
because the next one, the Revelation
Road 2, the Sea of Glass and
Fire, with the rapture
now history, traveling salesman
Josh becomes a warrior on the road
in his plan to return home, but God
guides others to help make
Josh part of the
Is he religious now or something?
I guess.
Well, whoever David A.R. White,
he plays Josh and I think
the boss is
like sidekick or something
because he's not.
Oh, he's the sidekick.
Yeah.
But the second one, man,
Stings in it.
Sting.
Eric Roberts,
Ray Wise.
And that's all I know
who it is.
Do you have showtime?
Yes.
I do.
All right.
We're going to do Pastor 57 next.
All right, cool.
But I'm going to have to find these Revelation Road once.
But if it's too preachy, I might tap out.
We'll see.
And nothing against anyone that goes to church or anything.
It's just not me.
But these synopsis make it kind of interesting.
They made three and they're about to make a TV show.
So, all right, we'll see.
But, yeah, everyone, that was
1991's Stone Cold.
It's got a Blu-ray.
It does?
It's on Amazon.
I'll be $30.
How much is it?
Says 1998, but let me click on it.
That's what Blu-ray.com says.
$21.
I see it for $14.
Yeah.
Oh, this is an import.
You're going to make me buy this?
That's the buys.
Yeah, let me go to eBay because sometimes, uh...
Did you pick up that, uh, Spider-Man Steelbook?
I wish.
I got lucky.
I found one.
Oh.
And I think the reason I found it because it had a loose disc in there, but this was fine.
Yeah, I just, I've done that before.
I've like, oh man, it's usually the last one that's there.
Nobody wants it because it's loose.
I just pull the trigger.
And yeah, the discs are usually fine.
And I figured this is the kind of collector I am.
If the disc is scratched, I'll just buy whatever.
Yeah.
And just put it in there.
But quick Blu-ray update.
The heavy metal steel book is pretty good, too.
Is that one?
It's heavy metal and heavy metal 2000.
double pack.
All right.
Stone Cold on eBay, it's
35.
25.
I assume
these are imports.
I got one here.
I don't think this is an import.
21's 36.
On what?
Where are you?
eBay.
I think it's
Region A.
Because there's some of the DVDs
and the Blu-rays.
I might pick it up
yeah here it is
21 did they have a bunch
I don't want to buy it if you're about to buy it
no they got a bunch
because here it says 330 sold
all right they probably got a bunch of them
and that's why we can't find movies at the store
it's buying a ball
yeah man the last few steel books man
I missed the Halloween kills one
uh spider man
uh i usually
what was the last one i bought i don't even know
but the one i missed that i'm glad i missed
what i really wanted was the dune one but that was the one
everybody was getting no disc in there in their cases
oh damn i didn't even know there was gonna be a steelbook for it until it was
sold out i was like oh man yeah best one step it up
because you'll say coming soon on your
website and then the day of it'll be unavailable.
I don't see why they don't just make a ton of them.
I mean, you always sell out.
I mean, I might make more money if you print more, but I don't know.
But yeah, these fools for Halloween kills, man.
They're still, they still want top dollar.
And I can't justify spending that much on it.
I'm hoping that they release a Blu-ray version because Joker, I missed that 4K when that one came out.
But then later Target came out.
Yeah, that's the one I got because that Joker.
Yeah, that Joker one was, I couldn't find it.
Because up here where I'm at, there are some Blu-ray collectors here.
No, they're there like when the store opens.
so and that that that that joker steel is the exact same one it just doesn't have a 4k
disc in it it's the exact same steel case i was like ooh glad i got one then did you get the
screen one uh the new one or the yeah original scream both oh i missed the original but i got the
the new one somewhere okay did i buy so many of
I just set them in here.
Set them in here.
I want to say I did.
Oh.
Oh, here it is.
Yeah, I got it.
See, I don't even know.
I just go in there and buy them.
But I did pay $30 for colors.
That one was at.
That one was at Brandt and I wanted it.
Is that the shout select or whatever?
Yeah.
I was looking at that one after we got to do it.
Everybody go listen to our.
40 hood movies we discussed.
I was looking through my movies and I was like, okay, there's a couple I don't have.
And I was just looking at that one.
Yeah, I bought this one off of eBay.
It was the cheapest that I was 30.
So I was like, the reason I shell that that much is only because this is the unrated one.
This is the one with the extra scenes in it.
I was about to buy import.
but then I did research and looked
I said oh okay so
yeah I can't I can't do imports
so let's just open up another can right there
I fell down that hole I got a lot of imports
of stuff that I missed
because Shelf Factory only puts so many
and then they pull it like I pulled the trigger on
Food of the Gods if you guys have seen that one
Shelf Factory had it or Scream Factory or whatever
but then it's out of print and I really love that film
and I found the import
you can't
I don't know where it came from
but you can't
read any of the stuff on it
but the movie's fine
as long as I can
I know what they're saying in English
so but yeah I
that one and the adventures of
Fort Fairlane
I don't know why that has not been
released on a proper
US release
yeah I got the
whatever whatever
country that one came from shout out to
Gilbert Godfrey
I think that was Spain
I think that yeah
yeah that's the one
yeah I looked at that one too
shout out to Johnny Crunch
rest of peace
Gilbert Godfrey
but yeah everyone
Stone Cold come back for
passenger 57
um
is that on Blu-ray
God damn it
let me see
uh
All I see is the import one.
But I don't even really know if these imports are like official imports or if they're like guys that just burn them.
Yeah, I got burnt a couple times on that.
Passenger 57 is on Amazon for $12.
All right.
Yeah, these are import ones because you can see the little circles at the bottom.
whatever. Yeah, these are going for hell of cheap.
Buy now. All right. Well, I'll have to do that.
Spending money I ain't got. But anyway, but I need to save my money.
I'm going to be blown it all in Texas next week.
I'm only going one day for Texas Friday. I'm going Friday, and that's it.
So, but, yeah, come back next week for Passenger 57.
was it brother
or for street things
yeah brother if anybody wants to watch
it watch along
before you listen to
the review it's on to be for free
yep
but oh
uh
East Society and McNaz podcast finally got
t-shirts so
go to
what is it T-public
search East Society or
McNiz and buy yourself a shirt
everyone that's bought one so far thank you
shout out to Steve and my brother Rudy
and Lance and I don't even know
who else somebody else bought them I don't know who there
those are the guys that told me that they bought them so I'm all
cool right on but I had to buy me a East Society one
the one I had was like a little cheap iron on and it just faded out
so finally get an official Ease Society one
that's just the print of the ones that we have there now
for East Society that that's just
now we're working on getting a different design
so that'll probably stay on there but we'll have a newer updated design
the Magnus podcast one the Run DMC style
I just love that so that that's gonna stay who knows maybe we'll
make another one I talk to some my graffiti friends
yeah you gotta keep that one I got one
that's the vintage one because you got the one with the it's got it on the
front and the back a little small thing
that was I don't know who printed those
Mike did those ones for me, so I don't know who printed them.
I think he was on a different, uh,
different, uh, t-shirt thing.
Yeah.
Are you guys T-public or?
Yeah.
And I, I think we got our new logo situated.
I don't know if Lance put it up there yet, but it should be coming soon.
Okay.
Um.
And I know we got people asking us for action and wrestling return teas.
we're working on everyone just hold your horses
but
um easy society
go to anchor that's what seems to be where all the
the newer new episodes are coming
what did we do on that one
the latest one is
Brian and I we did a 40 hood movies
on list challenge.com
the one before that was
Michael Bay
Michael Bay films and the Zisu's NBA check-ins dealing with the playoffs.
Then we did Arnold Schwarzenegger one.
We ran through all of his movies.
Definitely check that out and out.
And we got another one, the Zizu, when I did dealing with, I think he's like 10 must-have hit hip-hop albums or whatever.
I can't remember what that one was called.
but we got that coming regular a new age society episode will be coming
hopefully hopefully out this weekend and yeah that's it
everything else go to thehorror returns.com and links to all the shows
and pick yourself up a t-shirt from there I still need to get one
and yeah that's it um yeah the I'll be out in Tulsa Oklahoma
next month on the 19th at the shrine please if you're in the area
please come out.
$5 cover and enjoy
two live podcasts.
And I think some comedians again,
I'm not really sure.
Nice.
Get some YouTube footage.
Yeah, I think the only thing I did was like
two TikTok videos when I was there.
I'm going to try to do a lot more for this one,
as well as we'll have audio of the show.
And hopefully someone can video it.
But yeah, more details to come as soon as I find out more on that show.
But yeah, come back next week for Pastor 57.
So until then, be safe out there and party on.
And be sure to be good to each other.
