The Horror Returns - The Action Returns - Ep. 60: Lock Up (1989)

Episode Date: September 10, 2022

This week Brian and Nez get thrown in the slammer with Frank Leone in the 1989 action prison film LOCK UP.  Join The Action Returns Facebook group. https://www.facebook.com/groups/841619946357776   Follow The Action Returns on IG and Twitter: Instagram: @theactionreturns Twitter: @action_returns    Check out everything Horror Returns at: https://thehorrorreturns.com Join The Horror Returns Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1056143707851246 THR Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thehorrorreturns   Join the THR Presents: Stream Fiends Facebook Group. https://www.facebook.com/groups/3860579827402429 Follow THR Stream Fiends on IG: @thrstreamfiends  

Bill some, Leonie? Want to play? They're a man short. Where you got to paint your nails and answer the name, bitch? You know, you got a big mouth. Why don't you keep it shut? What, you little motherfucker out there? You're goddamn ass. Hey, you want to play?

We'll play. You talk too much. Let's play. God damn right, we'll play. You and I'll play later, you little fuck. I'm out of shit tonight. Welcome back, everybody, to another episode of Action Returns. I'm your host, Brian, with me as always. It's my brother,

Nez. What's up, man? I'm good. Hi, everyone. Just feeling a little rough past a couple days, but I think I'm coming to the end of it. Just a regular cold. So, yeah, that's still out there, everyone. So just be careful either way. Other than that, I'm good. That's good. Yeah, it's flu season, so. gotta yeah be careful you don't want to catch the flu and something else monkey parks and whatever the fuck else is whatever else is the next new thing yeah i gotta get my flu shop

that's not the must every year so but the only thing it sucks about that is every time i get it i get a little sick because they say yeah we give you a little of it i'm like ah So, but all right, let everyone know why we're here. We are here to review the 1989 action drama lockup. He was six months away from a normal life. Can you plan on getting married when you get out of you? Oh yeah, that's a clue. Until a warden obsessed with revenge.

Gay, 26 months could be a lifetime. Took his future away. I want to know about Frank Leone. The odds of survive. a million to one Stallone Lockup rated R

All right You know how we do it We gotta start with Google Lockup is a 1989 American prison action film directed by John Flynn It stars

Sylvester Stallone This is not a synopsis What the fuck Not even I have not seen and one on I'll just skip to IMDV I can't find one on them I thought that was a

There's what IMDB says With only six months left Of his sentence Inmate Frank Leonie Is transferred from a minimum Security prison to a maximum security prison by a vindictive Warden

Okay Yeah this star is Sylvester Stallone Donald Sutherland John Amos Sonny Landham rest in peace Tom Seismore Frank McRae rest in peace

Darlane Lugel William Allen Young Larry Romano Jordan Lund and a bunch of other people there's a couple of people in there that you were

Danny Treo was in there for a quick minute. Didn't even have any lines, did he? No, he doesn't need lines. He pops up. You'd reckon it was like, hey, Danny. Yeah, I forgot he was in it, man. But he's all-star. Yes.

It's all good. Shout out to Prim. Yeah. Directed by John Flynn, writers are Richard Smith, Jeb Stuart, and Henry Rosenbaum. Nez, when was the first time you've seen,

lock up and what did you think? Really quick. I had to see what this John Flynn guy directed. Alpha Justice. We needed to do that one for sure. I love that movie. He did brain skin? Damn.

I've seen a couple of these other films, but yeah, lock up. He did Alpha Justice right after this one, so all right, yeah. Oh, yeah. I saw this that weekend and came out shout out to my brother

Dee and my brother Steve Dee rest in peace I love you and I miss you but my buddy Dee man he he was just

super duper diehard sly and Arnold fan so when this came out I didn't even must have not been paying attention to what was coming he goes yeah it's a new Sylvester Salon movie

let's go see it so all right so his brother took us to go see it. I didn't even know what it was. He just said, lock up. I was like, okay. So I thought it was going to be another shoot-em-up, Sylvester Stallone film, but it wasn't. So, but the movie was good, man. I remember we were sitting there watching it and we're laughing around, mainly the football part. My buddy's Steve, man, I mean, these are the days, everyone. We was at, we was at the hood theater. So people start blabbing and talking.

back to the screen. So that just made it more funnier and everything because my buddy Steve, he's one of those guys that screams back at the screen. But he's funny, so, because everyone laughed. I know some people don't like that,

but different times in the 80s. But yeah, this movie was awesome. I loved it. I have not seen it in a really long time. I mean, I had to, when I bought this, I just buy movies and stick them on my shelf. So I had to break this one open. I don't even remember

when I got this movie. I just knew I had it, but yeah, did you see this when it came out? It had to have been closer to when it came out. I know my dad showed me this because every time a New Stallone or Schwarzenegger movie came out, he showed

me it. And yeah, I always enjoyed this one. In the beginning of this, this depicted prison way different than I've ever seen. Because whatever country club prison he was in getting furloughed and going to see his girl and I was like asking my dad was like what prison is this that you can just get leaves and stuff and of course the football

for a scene if you want to call it football it was just people getting the shit kicked out of them for like 10 minutes I always remember sunny landum as the bad guy uh what was this character's name. Chink. Chink. Chink. Okay. I always remember him.

I always remember Eclipse. Tom Seismore as Dallas, you know, running his mouth. I always hated the, what's his name? First base. First base. I was like, oh, this kid never listens to anybody. And then we'll get,

we'll get into detail, but. What he did. Yeah. Ended of destroying that car. I was just like, oh, my God. You made Eclipse cry. Can't forgive you for that one. But yeah, I always enjoyed this one.

It's always a fun watch every time I rewatch it. Yeah, this would, oh, excuse me. Yeah, I don't know what prison this was or jail. I don't know. I assumed there was a county lockup or something, but, because in the beginning of the film, you see Frank Leonie and he's just having a good time with his girlfriend and doing whatever they do in Hoboken, New Jersey.

And then he's like, all right, I see you whenever, whenever next weekend or whatever. And then he goes back to jail and walks in there, hey, guys. And like, it's nothing. I'm like, okay. I don't know if that's real or not. I mean, I've, no, I've never been. in this prison system and nor do I want nor do I want to

he's like friends with the guards and he's friends with like damn near every prisoner in there he's bringing cigarettes in for people and I think in his cell he had like artwork hanging up TV I'm just like what prison is this

what was your crime because I'm like damn because they said he's a model prisoner in a a low security prism. I mean, what's

low security? Like, they just do what you guys want long as you stay here? I mean, okay. Basically, sleep there, I guess. I don't know. Yeah, man, because it was like everybody was friends there, guards and all. I mean, there was no attitude. Everyone was just coming and going as they please, I guess. So, yeah, he's there. He knows everyone. One knows the warden and everything.

And then one night, these guys, these guards come busting in. James Evans, Sr., from good times him and his crew, come charging. What was his name in this? Captain, was it Mezner or Maziner or Mess? I think Meisner. Yeah, whatever. Cleo McDowell. Yeah.

He's James Evans, Sr. from good times. So they come charging in. It's like in the middle of the night. They come charging in and Slav's like, what's going on? And I'm not a good impressionist for Sly, but you know, when he starts screaming

and they just grab him and everything. Did they put a hood over his head to get him out of there? I think after they get him out to sell because they're just basically jumping him and dragging him out cell, tearing up all his belongings and the guards that work there don't know what's going on. Apparently, they don't need to be told anything.

And I think on the way, no, I don't think they put a hood on. Matter of fact, because I think they end up throwing him in a van. I don't think he had a hood on. He might have had a hood on after he got out the van. Yeah, because, I mean, I don't think that's how it works in the prison system. I mean, you got to have some kind of notification. Hey, we're coming to take this prisoner to transfer him somewhere else. Because, yeah, it didn't seem like anybody knew anything.

What's going on? What's going on? And, all right, whatever. I assume they would also tell the prisoner, hey, we're coming to get you and you're going wherever, wherever. So, but he gets to the prison, to this new prison. and he finds out that Donald Sutherland's character, Warden, is it Drumgoor?

Yeah, Drumgoor. He's there. And he's just like, what? And then he's like, yeah, he goes, he pulled some strings to get you out of there, and now you're here. And the backstory for them is

Leonie had escaped from whatever prison drumgole was at before. He wasn't at this one. He was at another prison somewhere. But he had escaped. And then when he got out, when they only got out, I guess he had blabbed to, I don't know, the press or whoever, to tell him that what was going on in that prison. I assume the crookedness of the guards and how the warden was being towards everyone.

So I assume he was in some higher position somewhere else out of maybe a better prison. Yeah. So. Two questions real quick. Why is Frank Leone still in Country Club prison for breaking out of a previous prison? And two, if he told on Drumgoole, Drumgoole, whatever fuck his name is, for his treatment of prisoners, his demotion is to go be a warden for other prisoners? I think he was awarding at a better prison. because this prison was just run a rundown, just shit hole.

Yeah, there was nobody shaking Stallone's hand when he got in there. Yeah, I think it was a more of a bigger maximum security prison. And I don't know, it just didn't, it's probably like the worst of the worst. So I assume that's why they promoted him down to that.

I'm surprised they didn't just fire him. I mean, yeah, that's what I'm saying. I assume if you're doing crookiness in your prison and they find out. But I don't know. Yeah, I mean, as far as Leonie, I mean, I'm pretty sure if you escaped and you get caught, I doubt they would put you in this little country club prison. I think he would be in a maximum security prison. I mean, unless he made a deal, but then wouldn't that make him a son?

snitch and there's a scene in the movie where he doesn't snitch on somebody because they got their own rules so I well he wasn't technically he didn't snitch on anybody in the prison he snitched on the warden so I assume maybe that gave him a little more street cred or prison credor I don't know we didn't write this everybody you just enjoy it it's the load at his best But that's the reason why he's got to go to that prison. And there's nothing they can do about it for whatever reason. And the only ones that seem to know, well, I assume all the guards, his guards know. But what's his name?

That was another black gentleman. He was it Braden, Braddon, William Allen Young? Yeah, that guy. he was another prison or a prison guard he seemed like he was new because uh all the other dudes all the white guys were the white guards were the quote unquote bad guys in this and uh i don't think that was there like two two guards that were black uh cleo and uh right yeah that sounds about right so and the dude the

main guard that that's the asshole he's like an asshole and everything what the hell is his name um I'd seen him in a bunch of things I is that him

there isn't even no picture for him uh but if you guys have seen the film you probably know who I'm talking about And I cannot. Oh, yeah, he was a guard manly. Yeah, the bigger one.

Yeah, Jordan Lund. He's, he's one of those. Oh, that guy. And he's always a bad guy asshole in everything. So, but, yeah, him. I mean, he just had that asshole look. Well, good for him. He got his acting jobs doing all that.

So, but yeah, him, he was the main one that just like, you got to follow the rules and if you don't you can get your ass beat by everyone so obviously he's got all these warden dunc drum glules got all these

these guards all locked down to go along with his plan basically probably just tell him look we'll maybe give you some extra days off or something I don't know how it works but and he also has Sonny Landam's character

rest of peace chink and he's badass in every movie he's in he was even badass for a little scene he had in Action Jackson go way back and listen to that one in the beginning

everybody's that yeah if you got three hours go back and listen to that episode so yeah he's got him I assume he's just giving him maybe extra desserts

or whatever I don't know whatever the whatever the benefits of the being a warden's dog or whatever. Yeah, I assumed that maybe whatever he does, the warden just kind of turns his head on.

It looks like it, because when he was walking around shanking fools, they didn't, except for the one blackguard, Braden, he'd come running out, where's the shank? And everyone was like,

I don't know what you're talking about. I mean, I began prison, my knowledge of prison is movies and TV. And my friends, that went to prison tell me. Yeah, every day, like Slice said in this,

Leone said, he goes, they, you got your rules, we got ours. So, you're all right, Leonie. Yeah. But, uh, they're after, they're after him.

Because, uh, chinks just always, any chance he gets, uh, when they go out to, um, I guess,

uh, recess or whatever, when they're outside. Yeah. he leone goes walking around and he tries to sit down and ching goes hey that's my spot then he kind of gets up and walks over somewhere hey punk that's my spot too is there any other place around here that's not just about nope this whole place is my spot and then he's like uh so i assume he's king shit there because like nobody uh tried to challenge him and

I assume he had a crew because there was always guys around him so did they ever say what he did to get in the prison? I assume he was a killer. Yeah, he had no problem shanking nobody so I'm assuming he was a killer or something violent they got him in there.

Yeah, because when he shanked that one dude, he just walked up and got him in the back or the big long nail or whatever that was. So, but yeah, They saw it or everyone saw it. But yeah, no one said that because when I got, who did it, who did it?

I don't know. So, yeah, and then we're introduced to Tom Seismore, Dallas. Leone's in like mopping up wherever the kitchen or something. And he comes running up. Hey, hey, hey, hey, I assumed he was all drugged out. Yeah, Time Seismar did have an issue with drugs. if you guys watched his MTV special, dude, that

shit was scary on how he how he got. I met him once at a convention and yeah, drugs took his toll on him because he looks rough. But he was young and fresh in this one. But he's like, he's just basically going up, yeah, you need anything come to me.

Again, I know nothing of prison but movies. But if someone comes up to you, No, I mean, I'll, I'll be listening to what Popeye said in blood and blood out. Nothing, you get nothing for a free year. I'll be giving up no chung-chung. No. But, yeah, he just comes running up.

Because he tries to get in Leonie's good side. He goes, yeah, I was at the prison you were at on A block. And Leon's kind of like, well, there was no A block. All right, man, you found me out. but he was just trying to be his friend. Like just, yeah, you need anything? Just let me know. I know everybody.

I can get anything in here. So he's like, all right, whatever. So he kind of, Dallas knows that Leone is like a mechanic because he just, I guess he assumed he had his own garage or whatever, but on the outside. So, but he told him, goes, yeah, yeah, man, I could get you anything. Come on. I can get you a job in the auto shop or work. That's when he introduced him to

Eclipse, Frank McRae, rest in peace. You know, I loved him in... Did you see 1941? Yeah, yeah. He was in that. He was a little funny of that. And I liked him. He was the police chief and last action hero.

You guys remember that movie. Oh, and he was... He was... Yeah, and he was the captain in 48 hours in the first one go back and listen to that one too we did both of them

didn't we yeah fuck you convict he said some other stuff I won't say what he said yeah your dad rider called him

blank you bet I did different time that movie yeah it was early 80s everybody plus it was in the bay San Francisco

anyway so because when they when they went into that shop and he was trying to tell him, Eclipse was like, he didn't, I don't care who you are. Don't come in here and try to touch all my stuff. Did I begin? I don't,

no prison. Plus, Eclipse, Eclipse knew about him and the warden's problems and he didn't, he didn't want none of that in his garage. Yeah. See, I mean,

yeah, when you go into prison, everybody knows your story. So you can't be going in their line because everybody knows. so again my knowledge is movies so yeah because he didn't want him in there yeah he told him I know who you are and I know what you did and I know what's going on so get lost so he's just still trying to just do his thing and the warden and and the guards are just like giving him shit any any chance they get um then we're we're introduced to um

uh first base pina larry romano yeah i hated this cute he was he was young in this he fake tough guy yeah he just had that fake i'm an asshole uh i assume he was tall italian so he just had that yeah they were they were laying that on heavy yeah oh man but yeah he he was just uh just some I don't know why he did they say why he was in there I don't remember I think it was from murder and he got double life but it was basically a he was in the wrong place at the wrong time type of thing with the wrong people okay because yeah when he goes in there and and everyone's trying to I guess just be friends with him but uh chink is just he doesn't like it he goes after him too probably just because leone was talking to him I assume Because when they started, did someone get shanked in the cafeteria?

Yeah, when they first meet him, Frank Kelps out. Because somebody's trying to take his dessert or something. Frank gives the guy his, and then they're talking to him, and first base is doing his fake tough guy thing, and then Frank sees somebody coming up with a shank, and what does he say? He says, put your feet in the aisle and get ready to move. Yeah. But then that guy's like, what, what, what? But he ends up, that guy with whoever just ends up walking right past him and goes and they shank this other dude.

And then everybody, ah, I start screaming. And then, yeah, the guards come in and break it all up. And all the toughness leaves first base. Yeah. So, I mean, one of my friends did tell me, because, dude, you, you can't, you can't survive in there by yourself. This is just, he was in there and he, luckily he knew some people in there already. So he just went and kind of blended in with them. But, yeah, again, again, also they've heard that in these prison movies. You can't survive on your own. If you guys have seen that one movie, it was a Deacon Frost and Batman.

Yeah, that one was hell good too. I believe that shit too, man. How the guards just make them fight, like gladiator style. I believe that too. If you guys haven't seen Felon, check that movie out. I mean, El Kilmer was awesome in that movie. It's hard not to believe something like that happens when you give that someone

that much power over another human being. Yep. So, yeah, they're just doing a thing. Leone's still getting shit from the guards and a chink. And then we get to the awesome football scene. to me this is this is the best part go on youtube if you haven't seen this because they were just chink and his crew were out there playing football he was like in the mud wherever it was it just like it was overcast and raining all the time or snowing so they're kind of walking uh leone

and uh first base are kind of just walking by and then chink uh throws the ball out of hey he goes come on we need we need another man and Leonie's kind of like, no, that's all right. And he goes, come on. He says something, calls him a pussy or something. I can't remember what he said. And then first base tries to get all rough and tough. Hey, yo.

And then Leone, he's like, what did you say to me, a little fucker? And then Leon goes, hey, man, it's all right, man. I'll play. I'll play. I'll play. And then Cheagler goes, I'll play with you, Lennar pussy. And they were just beating the hell out of Leone.

I mean, they made him play a quarterback. And, yeah, it wasn't much of a game. They were just, soon as they got on the ball, they were just tackling him. And it looked like it was him getting hit. He was out there doing his own stunts. So, man, I get it to him. And Chink had a. one of his guys that were on Frank's team and he was basically getting out the way letting

letting Frank get hit every time yeah because he's like giving the signal they were just like move out of the way and let dudes uh come running in full speed I like that first time he got hit uh and everyone like dog piled on him and then that one dude comes running in hell of late it jumped on top of him that part was awesome but all all while all this is going on other than first base is off to the side. What's his name? Eclipse. He's standing around out there watching them.

And he sees what's going. Well, everybody sees what's going on. But he ain't having it, man. But yeah, I'm watching the scene right now. He's, this is Stallone, man. He's getting hit. And one of the times he got hit hell hard and he's trying to get up. And then Chink comes up behind him and just gives him a forearm.

and they're like, what do you guys say? What do you guys say now? And then he goes first down. And then he goes, fuck you. That's your last one. And then they start arguing again. Yeah, they just keep tackling the shit out of them. One guy passes the ball to Leone and then like a million dudes just come dog piling on top of them.

I was trying to figure out how many people were in this game. Yeah, I mean, way more than there should have been. It looks like there's like 20, 30 guys on the field. So, but this is rough prison football when they were like punching each other too as well. So, but yeah, he clips kind of fight. The warden's watching, uh, Cleo McDowell's out there looking around. Oh, all right. Let's talk about him for a minute.

Um, uh, John Amos. He's, I assume he's the, yeah, he's a captain, uh, of the prison guards. He's got his little. fancy hat and his stripes and all that and his sunglasses yeah big gold room sunglasses and uh walking around like he's a well he is he's the he's a leader of it all so but um he really didn't get to shine that much he kind of he just popped up here and there it was mainly uh guard bred that uh did it all but yeah After Leonie was just getting just sacked all the time,

Eclipse finally had enough. So he went out there. And I like when he grabs a couple of the guys and throws him over. He goes on over there. You're playing for that team anyway. So then that's when they go in and they kind of team up and they start letting fools have it. I don't even think that guy should even been allowed to play. You're going to have another grown man throw you across the mud like that sliding.

You should probably just not play anymore. No. This part was rough, man. I don't think this was, what's the name? Frank McRae. But when this guy, he, like, he spears this fool, hella hard. And just, he reminds me of one guy on Instagram. He goes, he's a football guy.

And he goes around and knocks out a deadbeat dads. Have you seen that dude? Oh, yeah. I can't think of his name. He's got shoulder pads. And he'll go and wait and see, Hey, are you so-and-so? And they're like, yeah, he didn't pitch your child support.

Anyway, he would like fools up. Hello, I can't remember his name. Big, big something. I can't remember his name. But anyway, he reminds me of that. Because, yeah, when he eclips, like he just, he spares that. whole hell of hard.

So they're out there kicking ass the whole time. And then I like this because once he clip against the ball, he makes that touchdown. He makes it all the way. And he was like just running, trying to keep himself up, but he barely made it to the end zone. And then just falls and then gets up and does the,

the Iggy shuffle. Okay. That was awesome. The guy's name is Big Prime Time. Yeah, that dude. Look him of everyone. He's on YouTube as well as Instagram and everywhere else. Watch his older videos.

That's when he's knocking out all the deadbeat dads. Yeah, the first video that pops up on Google has made him shit his pants. The one I liked is when it's him, his cameraman. man and I think it's like three or four guys are walking towards them and he's like hey man you you so-and-so and they're like yeah who are you and then he just run it he tackles he tackles him knocks him down knocks over the other two dudes one of the guys jumps out of away and grabs a stick and then runs up and hits big prime in the back and he turned around what you try to do then he did that dude just he's a little skinny guy he just hauls ass and runs away so

It's crazy. Or that dude, he goes into his backyard. And he goes, hey, it was like, that guy was, like, taking his garbage out or something. He comes around the side of the house. Hey, are you so-and-so? What? Who are you?

What's up? There, he just slams him. Hell hard. Oh, man. Look him up, everybody. He's awesome. I assume he played ball. So, because he's a big dude.

But anyway, after this awesome football game, this is when Eclipse finally like all right he becomes friends with Leone and then that's when they go in there and start fixing up was it a Mustang they were fixing?

Maybelline Yeah they go in there and they fix that up I mean it was all beat to hell but it looked like it was brand new when they were done with it I assume this prison has all the tools you need and a a paint bay so you can now they

painted because they painted it like apple red it was an awesome cover all the the newest parts yeah all the new ones they got all the new parts but anyway so yeah they fixed that they had a big old montage of them fixing that up and uh Dallas he he just doesn't do nothing he's kind of just there for the comic relief. He's supervising. Yeah, so they fix up the car.

There was other scenes with Dallas and Leonie, but it was nothing that really moved the story along. It kind of just little just discussions and it turned out to be funny. Yeah, it's kind of just showing them becoming friends. It's this little group they have.

Yeah, but once they all got that car running, and then it was like they it's not like they can go drive it anywhere and I did love how that little auto shot they had was huge and it was plenty of space

in the middle because first base was like what are we gonna do now? He was just like the Debbie Downer of the group he just didn't care and ah man whatever is stupid why are we doing this? I'm never going to get married

I'm never going to drive a car Frank be in here forever like well I mean that's your fault so Leonie's just trying to be the cool guy so he tells him all right man come on

he gets him in and all right man let's go cruise and there's like what he goes yeah just get in man we'll go for a cruise and then first base is behind the steering world but kind of just going and Leon is put pushing it and they're just talking like hey yeah there's some chicks let's go pick them up and this and that and uh first base is like we're we're just driving in a circle in an auto shop or whatever the hell he said and he's like come on man just just just make believe man just picture it and uh i i see what leone was trying to do him other than he's just just doing his time he's trying to just be cool with his little crew than he had so um

Oh, this is when he starts it up, right? And just take off. Yeah. Yeah. I wanted to know how fucking old was he supposed to be because he turns into a little kid. He's just like, please, Frank. Please is let me start it just one time, Frank. Like, shut out.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm like, all right, man, whatever. So he fires up the car and then just takes off and goes out. goes out into that mud field that they were playing football long and everyone's just hooting and hollering

ah and he's just driving around circles he's screaming and just doing donuts and everything but then they all go running out there and they finally just stop him and they're like what the fuck you doing man and I was I just wanted to drive it

and this and that but then that's when the warden steps in they destroyed it right then and there right yeah the warden happened to have like baseball bats to give us to chink and his boys yeah it was like the guards walked up and ended up bats and I'm pretty sure there ain't baseball bats in prison

but all right so different times than the late 80s everyone yeah because they just start destroying that car I've seen said this either on one of the shows Brian and I have done or you listen to all the billion other shows that I do. I hate

when they destroy nice cars. I mean, I'm not a Mustang guy, but I can appreciate good nice muscle car and they just beat the shit at the same thing with like Christine.

I mean, they had to have a ton of those cars to destroy. But even destroying one or Fast and Furious when Dom flipped his whatever Charger or Challenger or whatever it was at the end of the first film Oh I hate it but they fixed it up and they came back

I ever did fucking uh road warrior when they destroyed the uh the interceptor right in the beginning of the movie and uh well i guess i'll save it all for for all the road during the mad max series because i got a lot to say about that and when we get to few you wrote but anyway um so yeah they just destroy that car they just break it all up break the windows everything and he clips is he's just standing there like there ain't nothing they can do but when they get the car back into the shop and uh we can we can fix it and this is our car and all this and this is when frank gets into his big speech like what do you mean he goes this isn't your car this isn't nobody's car

and he goes these aren't our tools this isn't our shop and he goes he owned the prison owns it he owns it this is his car

we don't own nothing true but I still be mad I mean I would have beat the shit out of first base first of all

he needed one because he really seemed like he didn't do anything wrong I know man he was just like whatever. I mean, he, I guess

he was serving a life sentence, so like, F it, I'm going to do whatever I want, but I mean, don't do that to your buddies that you just, you just made friends and you had a crew and then you just go and do something stupid like this and they're lucky they didn't kill them.

Yeah, got Mabeline all tore up. Yeah, they just wrecked it. I loved how a chick had the a little Mustang for a bell buckle. Oh, yeah.

He walked up and he got, oh, man, like my bell buckle? I was like, oh, man. So, but is this when they grabbed? No, no, it was, when did they grab a Leonie and Thuroman Salter? I think we passed it. I think it was right after they tore up the car. The guards

grabbed first base. and then the warden was like no it was his fault and then they they take they take leone and then he has to do the little montage that he has to keep like every hour like look at the camera and say his number yeah it says right here leone is sent to solitary confinement for six weeks and tortured by the guards however the guards captain mesner and one of the other guards brayden become so disgusted with the sadism of the war and his toadies that Messner orders him to stop and release Leonie from the confinement. But yeah, he was trying to just be as safe as possible. Oh, but we did skip apart. When Leonie was laying in his bunk in our in his cell and, um, uh, uh, uh, warden, um, drumgul or whatever, he came up.

Oh, they, they took, um, that, necklace. I guess it was his wedding ring around his neck because when he's laying there he's like, ting, ting, ting, banging that ring on the bars. And then he starts talking and I'm telling him, yeah, I'm going to break you. You'll never break me.

Well, they broke them when they put him in the Salt Lake of Feynman because. Yeah, they did. When he came out, they did a good job of making him look like he's been up for fucking weeks. Yeah, because he was just like it was just like a dark little

hallway like a little closet that they put him in no bed no nothing they gave him food and everything but they probably like pissed in it and spitting it and everything but when he gets out the first person he sees his old happy first base like he didn't do nothing wrong he should have been the one that went in there was the one that caused a commotion with the car because yeah when that whole montage of him he's just sitting there like the lights come on like hella bright and uh a sound goes off and what's your name where what's your number or whatever and he just kind of gets up and that's to say his name and his number and they do that like so much like didn't just random times and then he was just trying to be rough and tough he was trying to do push-ups and just kind of stay sane but six weeks in there and he was just like well because that one part went out name number and five I don't know So he in there doing a handstand in one scene? Yeah, in the beginning when he was like just trying to do a little workout push-ups and everything.

But like, yeah, when he was getting to the end, I don't even know if they went a full six weeks. But however long he was in there, he was in there a long time. And that's when they, the other dude went in there. Messner and those guys went in there. So look, no, this is enough. Get him out. So they had to pull him out. I loved how those,

uh, all the white guards still kept, uh, getting in, uh, Braden's face. And they didn't even like, um, uh, Mazner, Captain Mazner. They, they, they just didn't like him, like him. For the movie, they just didn't like him because they were black. That was the main reason. But you notice they didn't talk shit to him. No, uh,

because you, you just got the feeling that they, they, they, they didn't like him, but they knew they, they, they, they couldn't, do nothing because he'll beat that ass. Yeah. Yeah, man. Cleo McDowell is a big man. I liked him in

Beastmaster. I can't have his name of it. He knows how to handle the sword. He knows. It's like a stick of a staff. Oh, that's right. The little kid with him and they had like matching bow staves. Yeah. I had to do that movie. That movie's hell of good. Did you get that

that Blu-ray Forenaker syndrome Yeah A million dollars Yeah I had to That was one of the movies When I was younger I watched a lot Yeah I still need to get it

It's not out of print yet But still need to get that Dracula too For Dracula Oh yeah Go listen to that And flesh for Frankestine And I think it was it was last year

two years ago when we did those years ago I'll do what I did last year I'll repost it this October because that was probably one of our best ones yeah those were awesome check those those I have guys in here yet but yeah so yeah this is when he gets out and this is when he gives him his whole speech about the car

and everything and not being his and I think at this point he was just like not at the breaking point he already passed a breaking point when he was in the solitaire, but he kind of just, nah, because we just got to do what he, do what he says, basically is what he was telling him.

So, but all, while all this was going on, Leonie's girlfriend, was his girlfriend or his wife? I, honestly, there was times I thought it was just his girlfriend, but then other times I thought it was his wife. It says it's what I'm looking at it says is his girlfriend.

But anyway, his girlfriend, Melissa, Darlene Fugel. I like her. She got on my nerves and running scared. That did know. They should have made it his wife because that would have made more sense for her going up there raising a big commotion. Because if that was just his girlfriend, she has no say in anything. Yeah, no say. Yeah.

so but because yeah she goes up and got all the way to the warden and everything well i assume he knew who she was and just said yeah i let her on up so because she got there and it was talking to him telling them well before they didn't um when she because she went to that other prison he was at and he wasn't there and then they were like well where is he and then it said he got transferred and he was like what ah so she threw up a big old stink about that but when she got to that other prison. I assume it was somewhere close because she showed up there.

But she was saying that she had talked to the warden and they were going to give them like an hour to for a visit. Because, oh no, no, wait. She didn't visit him until he was in the infirmary.

Yeah, because he got shanked. Yeah, we got to get to the first base situation. did they oh that's right because um they they lowered first base

to uh to the gym yeah some some time had passed everybody's still like a little crew they're hanging out and that like you said they they tell first base he has they have another job for him and it's to clean the gym

yeah because that's why their guards made them going there And then when he goes in there and he walks in there and then here comes Chink and his crew and he's like, oh, shit. And now they get him. They put him on the workbench and dropped the weight bar. I don't know how much was on it, but enough to kill him. Yeah, they put extra weights on there. Yeah, they have him laying down on the weight bench and then they like, he chink picks it up and then just drop. drops it and basically crushes his chest.

I just smashed his heart and everything. I don't know how much weight was on there. It was a lot, but he ends up getting killed because then they tell Leonie, like, hey, man, they got to first base in the gym, and then he goes hauling ass over there. And then we just see him and he, like, everybody's in there. No guards or anything.

But all the other inmates are in there kind of just standing there. He looks at him and he's dead. And that's another, I got to point another thing out. For this to be maximum security, there seems to be prisoners just wandering around everywhere. Yeah, especially when they were all down in the, wherever they were in the underbelly of the prison, drinking that jail wine.

Because when a prison guard does show up, like, hey, what are you guys doing over there? Get out of there. And then everyone kind of just scatters. But yeah, it was pretty loosely with the security in this prison. Because when he comes to, when he finds first base in the gym, there's like 10 or 15 people just standing there. Like, what are you guys doing? Yeah, and like no guards.

So, yeah, he gets hella mad and they're kind of like, no, you know. And then he just goes hauling out and he goes outside and he runs up. And then he starts beating the shit out of a chink, right? Yeah, well, he has that weight in his hand. he takes out some of his boys and that's when him and shank go at it that's right he doesn't get him

until like when they really go out of later on but yeah when they start fighting and then somebody comes up behind him and shanks him in the back um that blade looked pretty long and whoever was doing the shanking wasn't very good

because it like just got him in the side in the back and he didn't get that book from blood in blood out you didn't know I killed spots yeah speaking of magic man I met him at Stockton I've seen that that's that's that's how the cool he was cool he was a really nice guy and I was thought everybody was there for blood in blood out because they had they had all kinds of t-shirts I mean just random people that were in there he had his little stuff that he was selling but there was

other people with all kinds of stuff because the guy right before me he had a soundtrack uh to the film and then he was he was holding it and he was like damn i've never seen this where'd you get this he was oh uh i bought it online and you know wow okay so he just signed it and that was it but yeah he was he was hella cool i liked how uh when i got the picture with him he put on his sunglasses he didn't have him all when he was sitting there he had to get into character but yeah that guy's tall man. I wouldn't want to see magic coming at me. Anyway, so yeah, he gets

he gets shanked and he ends up going into the infirmary. Yeah, this is when Melissa shows up and because he's still in there and he goes in and she comes in. And they go, all right, man, we give you an hour

and then we're going to kind of put up these dividers and she's like oh my god and they start making out and i assume he was going to crush it but uh the guards went all right that's enough time's up he might have talked to her for like maybe two three minutes and uh she's like well we got an hour hey hey what are you doing and she's because he basically had her shirt open and um i guess she's scandalous didn't care maybe she just wanted it didn't care who who was around so but yeah the guards grab her and like don't touch her don't touch her and they're like man whatever huh what are you doing was he handcuffed to the bed or was he just

laying there i think he was just laying there on his side because he had got stabbed on the other side yeah oh excuse me um they and they just ended up taking her out of there and he's like man and he's just pissed at this point so once his name comes in to talk to him for a little bit Dallas just to check on him but then when they only sitting there

some other dude comes rolling up in a wheelchair and he's like hey man my name is so-and-so and I was in the other prison you were at and you help me out or whatever whatever he said. I can't remember what he said, but then he tried to fool him too. He goes, where were you on A block? And the guy in the wheelchair goes, there was no A block. And it was like, all right, hey, what's going on?

He goes, yeah, man, there's something you need me to do when I get out. And did he tell him just to go check on his girlfriend or something? I can't remember. He was there getting friendly and he was telling him how he had a job lined up on the outside. and he was going to make a thousand dollars for like a hour a couple hours or something and then he held up the picture and he was like all that to do was rape her that's right Stallone about to explode off the bed

and you know you know Stallone he gets all mad uh says where was I oh he goes as Leonie recovers in the prison infirmary another prisoner tells him that he has been hired to rape and murder Melissa. That night when he gets out and said, and then Aloni,

Aloni, Lione attempts to escape with Dallas. But yeah, this is when, because earlier in the film, Dallas had like a map of the prison. And it was showing all these underground tunnels on how to get out of there. Because he was like, man, if anyone can do it, it'll be you. So, but at that point, Leonie was like, nah,

I'm good. I'm just going to do my time. So, but when, when he, uh, when that dude came up and said he was going to rape and murder Melissa, he was like, hell, hell no. And that's when he asked Dallas. Hey, man, do you still have that map or whatever? And can we get out of here? And he was like, yeah.

So they go running down into the, um, uh, to the lower and to the belly of the prison. Um, I don't know how long he was in the infirmary, but I'm pretty sure that that, that wound did not heal up. And as long as that blade was, I'm sure the insides and everything were all not together. But he 100% would have been transferred to an actual hospital. Yeah, because that's what they do here at the hospital. It's down about a mile from my house. I've been in there a few times.

And when they bring prisoners in, they put them right in front of you. And don't matter how long you've been waiting there. You could have been up next. If some prisoner comes rolling in, sorry, bro, we got to deal with him first. I'm like, hell no, man. You're in prison for a reason. You get no, no help. But anyway, so they go running down there, and they're getting, just trying to figure out on how to get out of there.

But when they get down there is when they get ambushed by the prison guards. and this is when we find out that Dallas was in cahoots with the warden this whole time. Basically, the warden told him, look, I'm going to take some time off your sentence if you helped us.

Because I think he was in there for like a 10-year sentence or something like that. 30. Oh, he was in there for 30? Oh, that's why he was going to give him 10 more. years on top of the 30. So, but when he was telling him, I was like, yeah, man, I did what I was supposed to do. And the warden was like, nope. And he goes, I'm not giving you nothing.

He's like, what? And then he's like, you're trying to escape. That's 10 years more. I had it to your sentence. And that was like, ah, nah, and he's going off. And the wardens basically, all right, now kill him. So that one asshole guard is down there. And the dude that said the.

he was going to rape and murder Melissa he turned out he was a prison guard because he was standing there with a helmet on and then he took the helmet off and we saw who it was so he's like ah so did they shoot Dallas no they beat him with nightsticks that's right and then he fell into the water because um that's when uh leone started fighting uh with them I think they killed that a little creepy long-haired prison guard that was supposed to rape

his girlfriend. He ended up killing him. I think he killed him and then the other the small main prison guard. I think he got the steam to the face. Yeah, because he went down and then Leonie was fighting with

Guard Manly, the main asshole dude. He was fighting with him. and then they fell in a I don't know what all that water was there for but all right but then they ended up falling in the water and they were fighting

and then Leonie got out of it but the other dude was still in there and um Dallas kind of came to and he was just mad and he was taking one for the team what was he holding

it was something electric was it just a cable or yeah now that you're saying it that water was there for no reason next to that cable he pulled out of the wall well then they wouldn't have this cool see what is this water for now now that you mentioned i'm like picturing in my head i'm like what is what is the what is the function of this water so i assume we would just run off from one of those because it looked like all the pipes when there were dripping. So that must have been a severe drip to fill up that whole little thing that they were in.

Because it was like at least chest deep. So they're standing in the water. Leone kind of gets out and Dallas is standing there and he kind of apologizes to Leone. He's like, hey man, just sorry, brother. I'm sorry. And the Manly's like, Donald, what are you doing? What are you doing? And then he just kind of just drops, puts the cable in the water.

and fries both of them. So, oh, they just assumed that Dungolds assumed that Leonie was dead. So did he try to, he tried to get out of there, didn't he? Yeah, he sent guards to... Oh, he sent more guards down there, didn't he? Yeah, which was super suspicious, because how do you send guards exactly where you think something's happening you know but

it's a movie and while he's sending the guards there uh Stallone's like I guess taking the the way that he took down there to his office yeah that's right because

again they sent more guards to to where they were but then he wasn't there and then that's when he was like all right they'd set the alarms and everything off and locked everyone down and they were searching for him because it assumed assumed he was escaping but instead of leaving the prison he made his way up to um dunglu's uh office or his where wherever he was at and grabs him and then

he takes him to the execution chamber and straps him to the electric chair yeah and i i think this is where i think one of the guards he sent to the to the basement was myzner yeah i think think this is when he starts to see something's going on because he was like a guy that has a couple weeks of being released why would he try to escape yeah because there was um we skipped over a scene um earlier um the drumgoor shows uh leone the this was the only prison that still had an execution chamber it was an electric chair and he goes but since it was um the death penalty was no more and uh I assume New Jersey's where they were. No more there that they couldn't use it.

And he goes, but I kept it here, cleaned it. It's in fine work in order. You knew I was going to come. You knew it was going to come back into play at subpoids. But Leonie straps up a drumgoal in it, straps him up chair, handed everything, ready, ready to fry him. but then he ended up admitting to what he was doing

right and the other guards heard him yeah he did a full confession because he thought he was about to be electrocuted all right because it says here and Gaisley only breaks in the jungle's office instead of escaping takes him to the execution chamber strats him to the electric

to the electric chair he activates the generator and secures his hands to the switch The prison guards break into the execution viewing room leading to an armed standoff. Under threat of being executed, the warden finally confesses his plot to increase Leonie's prison time. He pulls a switch away, but nothing happens. When he reveals, he took one of the fuses out before to trick the warden into confessing. Yeah, that's what happened because he, they like spilling his guts.

and then when he pulled the switch and he went ah and nothing happened but by then he already spilled the beans to uh the um Messner and uh

Braden were standing there and it was like come on unhook me unhook me get me out of this thing but then they're like all right you're under arrest all right I was just

I was just playing I was just going along with it all right dude Again, I don't know how the prison system works, but do these guys have the guards and everything have the right to arrest you? Or... Going to this movie, yeah.

Yes, I don't know how that works. Because I know some of the police officers in this town don't like the prison guards because those prison guards walking around here thinking they're king's shit and they think that they're cops and they're just above the law and the cops like they have no

no say I'm going to say I don't think they technically are arresting him but I think they're detaining him well says they take a drumgoal into custody for his legal confession

oh let me ask my wife she used to work in a prison come here for a minute yeah my wife she wasn't a guard or anything do prison guards have the right to

arrest people or do you know any of that? I don't know any of that. I'm not sure. I don't think so. So they couldn't like arrest a crooked warden or could they just take them into custody? I'm not sure. They have their own special unit inside and I'm never saying any of that. All right. That was one way.

everyone. So these movies are lying. Yeah. It's Hollywood, everyone. He's just got to go with it. He got to a lot of amazing actors in this. This is what it says at the end of

the judicial inquiry is made into the matter but the warden's corrupt behavior about the warden corrupt behavior. And Leonie serves only the prison time required of him in the first place. A few weeks later,

Leonie leaves a prison to the cheers of his fellow inmates and meets up with Eclipse one last time. He wishes Captain Mennan farewell and exit gateway to embrace the awaiting Melissa. What happened to Chink? Didn't they kill him?

No, he was going to, and then he didn't do it, and that's when the guy came up and shranked him. Oh, that's right. Well, I don't know, maybe he just beat the hell out of him. He was still leaving. he's laying in the infirmary. But I guess, I mean, technically he did try to escape.

But, I don't know. I mean, maybe. As long as you're bringing down corrupt officials, it doesn't matter. Yeah. I mean, the warden did confess everything, but, well. And the reason why. the warden was arrested because Meisner was a captain

I guess I don't know I guess I don't know don't try to bring logic into this you just got to enjoy it but anyway I don't yeah I don't know much of the rules prison but yeah he ends up just doing his

regular time and then he gets out and lives happily ever after so but let me be a lesson to you boys and girls just mind your peas and cues and cues and uh stay out of uh don't break the law you end up like uh leone and chink and first base and everything did first base deserve to die i don't know but he didn't deserve to die but he needed his ass kicked yeah he needed to get

beat up and take down a few notches because he was too lead that little man syndrome And a regular asswopin, not what chink was about to do with him when he said he'd play with him later. Yeah. That he didn't serve that. I'll play with you later, fucker. But yeah, this movie's awesome. I love it. It was, no, it wasn't streaming in there.

We had the, we had the Blu-ray to this one. Yeah. It was streaming for a minute. I remember that. Yeah, it was on Star. or something for like a while and then when we got to it you know these movies rotate on these streaming sites but uh i know the blue i picked a blu-ray up for like only five bucks yeah i remember i bought it a long time ago uh fries when that was open they always had good

sales in there and um a lot of good arrow i bought most of my arrow collection was bought from fries and Texas Frightmare when we were there. But yeah, speaking of Texas Frimer, everyone, it's in a new spot. It's going to be bigger

and better. And I don't know. Are you coming down? Oh, yeah, definitely. All right, cool. All right, everyone, that was Lockup,

the 1989 Slast Alone classic directed by John Flynn. The budget was 24 million and it lost money. At least two million because it only boxed off was 22 million. I think this was

he wasn't like his decline in his popularity. I mean, he was always big to us and he's still big to us for kids of the 80s. Speaking of Slide, did you see his new movie?

Ameritin? Not yet. Check it out. I liked it. I mean, just take it for what it is. I thought it was really good. I mean, Sly, I don't know how old he is.

but he's in way better shape than me. And he looked good. I mean, even with the gray hair, I don't know if that was his real hair. Damn, he's 76. So let's just say he was 75 when he filmed the Samaritan. But I liked it. If you guys have a prime, check it out.

It's on there. But what do we got next? We are doing a suggestion from Friend of the Show Zim Vader. Well, I don't know if he suggested. He asked if we reviewed it before. And that is 1983's Revenge of the Ninja. Oh. Did we do that one already?

I don't think so. I'm pretty sure I double check because sometimes I forget we reckon done so many damn movies. I know I did it with somebody. I don't know if it was on our show or... I'm almost positive. We didn't do it for action. Yeah, I'm, I got to dig it out. But yeah, I love that movie.

Ooh, Enter the Ninja, the one before. Awesome, but maybe we'll go backwards and hit that one. We got to do Ninja 3. Let's effort, dude. Let's do all three. Let's start with Enter the Ninja, then go revenge. Our next episode is Enter the Ninja. I mean

yeah we're not sure we're going down this rabbit hole but yeah we did American Ninja we got to do at least right

oh we got it we got to do three and four someday in that that franchise because yeah oh is Kung Fu Joe

and the rest of him or did he die in the last we did I don't remember there's there's one where it's a new guy actually

there's five there's five total there's one where there's the original guy and the new guy and then there's one it's just Kung Fu Joe and then there's one is just a new guy so

there's five we did what just the first two yeah all right yeah I don't know why we didn't continue but yeah we'll eventually we'll get back to that one I still want to buy the first one I don't know about the rest but

as goofy as the first one was, American Ninja. Yeah, it is 80s, so I got to have it in this collection. But yeah, come back next week for, is that on streaming anywhere? I have it on Bluroy, but is it streaming anywhere? I don't know. I think I have it on Blu-ray.

Let me check really quick for those of you. Enter the, here it is, into the Ninja. and it is not streaming anywhere but I'm sure if you look around Ninja 3 the domination

that's streaming on Prime if you guys have that what about Revenge of the Ninja I think Ninja 3 is always streaming somewhere I remember Revenge of the Ninja was on YouTube

but someone took it down and that is not streaming anywhere yet for those that don't mind ads enter the ninjas actually if you you have a Roku or you have Pluto TV. It's on there with ads.

I got the Bluroyd, sorry. I can't do ads. But you know, I did do ads when I was watching. Was it really? No. It was that one with Superman and the big show. Dean Kane. The Saska sister

I know what you're talking about It's like an action movie Yeah it's a prison movie I know the Saska sister directed it Yeah they did like a couple movies with WWE guys I know what you're talking about How is it called

I got looking at it now Yeah I'm it's gonna kill me If I don't With something stupid Vendetta. That's what it was. There you go. If you guys got FreeV or one of those.

I know it's on Prime too as well, but it's got ads. But freevies free if you guys want to watch that one. I only watch it because the Sasker sisters directed it, but what I saw was all right. I just need to finish it. Yeah, everyone, come back. We're going to start our Ninja trilogy with the great

Shokun Sugi and I can't remember the main guy in it I just remember a special K from breaking

was the main girl in Ninja 3 if you guys have seen see those films maybe Street Fees will tackle

breaking breaking two and the other one Beach Street I don't know maybe everyone

these are just maybe but yeah come back next week for another ninja it's going to be a good time because I hope. But

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