The Horror Returns - The Action Returns - Ep. #70: Avenging Force (1986)
Episode Date: December 7, 2025This episode Brian and Nez help out a former US Secret Service agent take on a secret hunting club in the 1986 action thriller AVENGING FORCE. A senator is targeted by the Pentangle, a right wing para...military group. His pal, a former CIA agent and martial artist, tries to help him. The group kidnaps the agent's sister and tries to hunt him down, "The Most Dangerous Game" style. Join The Action Returns Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/841619946357776 Follow The Action Returns on IG and X: Instagram: @theactionreturns X: @action_returns Check out everything Horror Returns at: https://thehorrorreturns.com Join The Horror Returns Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1056143707851246 THR Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thehorrorreturns Join the THR Presents: Stream Fiends Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/3860579827402429 Follow THR Stream Fiends on IG: @thrstreamfiends Hit up E Society on Facebook. https://www.facebook.com/ESocietyPodcast/ ESP Podbean feed: https://macnezpodcast.podbean.com ESP Spotify feed: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/esoc Mac Nez Podcast on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7jot3LglMA0EuGTUikXejq?si=21b39da4784e4528 E Society YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCliC6x_a7p3kTV_0LC4S10A E Society and Mac-Nez t-shirts Tee Public: http://tee.pub/lic/9ko9r4p5uvE X: E Society Podcast: https://x.com/esocietypod Mac Nez Podcast: https://x.com/macnezpod The Zissiou: https://x.com/TheoZissou Instagram: E Society: https://www.instagram.com/esocietypod/ Mac Nez Podcast: https://www.instagram.com/macnez/ The Zissiou: https://www.instagram.com/thezissou/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@esocietypod
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Baby, I need some action tonight.
Welcome back everybody to a brand new episode of the Action Returns.
I'm your host Brian, with me as always is my brother Nez. What's up, man?
I'm good, man. We're back, everyone. I know it's been a minute.
but October was a long month and gave you some wrestling but oh my gosh who wanted us to do this one
this is a request from Zim Vader requested this months and months ago I figured
it was like last year it might have been well then man we finally got to it we
got another one as well well there was another one I think Jean one one
wanted um first born yeah first born yeah well we'll get to that one and uh as well jean
have you guys got any requests uh hit us up now before we forget so but avenging force
Quickly, Matt Hunter is the target.
The only one who can oppose a deadly brotherhood.
They have a hunting club except they don't have animals.
They hunt men.
Bring them down.
The non-stop action movie of the year.
Avenging Force.
Opens Friday at Cineplex Odeon theaters and selected theaters near you.
1986.
Yeah.
This is a former agent heads to Louisiana.
you to track down and destroy the right-wing vigilantes who killed his partner.
All right.
That was Google or yeah, Google.
A senator is targeted by the pentangle, a right-wing paramilitary group.
His pals, his pal, a former CIA agent and martial arts, tries to help him.
Wait.
The group kidnaps the agent's sister and tries.
to hunt him down. The most dangerous
game style. Who wrote
this?
It was streaming on MGM Plus
and 2B
I just pulled the trigger and
added MGM Plus to
my prime account so
look like there's a lot of good
movies on the action movies
so I'll have to put
it to some use.
It's directed by Sam
Furstenberg written by James
Booth and the stars
the great Michael Dutnikoff as Captain Matt Hunter
All right really quick
I first of all I never seen this movie
I was doing some research
And listening to other reviews
And they said this was supposed to be
Invasion USA 2
Yeah Chuck Norris passed on it
And then
I think it was Israel
When this came out
They called it
American Ninja 2 and then all the other American Ninja movies they kept changing the
titles and everything so American Ninja 2 for us was American Ninja 3 over
there so and I was it was crazy I guess um they wanted Chuck Norris to be
American ninja but he said that he wouldn't do it because he didn't want to
his face covered the whole time but i mean michael dutnikoff man we had a mask on what once
maybe twice if that uh so but chuck norris had other movies uh planned for him especially in the
80s he he was he was killing it in the 80s but also kung fu joe steve james teacher
teacher that's leary richards um john p ryan has
Professor Elliott
Glastonbury.
For those you that...
He was a teacher from
when we did a class of
1999.
He was in that?
He was the teacher
that spanked the shit out that kid.
That's right.
And for those of you that did listen to
Eastside's 31 Days of Horror,
he was in
two of the
It's Alive movies.
Oh man.
Yeah, I think I told you.
I'm going to pull the trigger and buy that box set.
Also, this stars James Booth, is Adam Brown, or as, I guess, Admin Brown, I don't know.
Mark Alamo, I think that's his name, and a bunch of other people in this.
But, Brian, when was the first time you had seen Avenging Force?
The first time I seen this was when I was a kid, and I had.
seen it since then this this is basically if feels like a first time watch because i only remember
bits and pieces mostly i remember michael dutnikov in it i probably thought this was an
american ninja movie when i was a kid because it had him and uh steve a steve james and uh not
not my favorite of michael dutikov it's cool and everything there there's some love moments and the the
Fighting isn't up to par with what you see from him in American Ninja,
but it's cool to see him in there doing things and teaming up with Steve James again.
Steve James always finds a way to take off his shirt in his fight scenes.
But I will say the villains in this are top notch because they make,
they make sure you hate these people.
Like I said, I had never seen this before.
I remember seeing it on the shells at the video store.
I mean, pretty much next to all the American Ninja movies.
And Michael Dutnikov, yeah, he and All-Star, as well as Steve Jones.
So I was like, okay, let's do it.
We got to give what the listeners want.
So it was on Tubey as well, but I just didn't feel like sitting through ads.
I usually don't care, but.
I did look on MGM plus
I was like I said man there's a lot of other good movies on here
so it was only like a couple more dollars
so I said all right so I why not throw it on there
but I assume there's not a
widescreen version of this film
because it was a little square
yeah I don't even think there's a Blu-ray
of this
unless it was DVD I don't
no no no there is that
uh
is it canola lober or whatever go cano lober yeah i think they put one out i think i could be wrong um
so yeah i mean i watched the movie and i was like all right i mean it was what it was i mean
it had its action and cheesiness and i mean mid-80s you can't go wrong and of course canon when you
see that logo in the beginning you know shit's about to get real and it got really real in this movie
because Canon don't give a fuck
and just
everybody and anybody
will get it.
I was like, God damn,
what kind of movie is this?
Yeah, other than Michael Dutnikoff,
the only other thing I remember
was the scene
where he has the kid and they fall off
the roof.
Oh, we'll get to that.
I was like,
damn.
mean these 80s 80s is the best that that's my childhood um but i was like do they just go into
the uh the wardrobe and just ah this looks cool this looks cool here throw this on because i was
like what are these guys wearing i mean the what's his name what is marty graham mask
is uh we had the the gimp yeah the gimp yeah the gimp and
some ninja with a kabuki mask on and
the other guy, no, he's just like a hat and a
little scarf over his face. They didn't have enough wardrobe for him.
I guess not. They say, hey man, just wear what you got at home and show up
on the set. But that
crazy Mardi Gras mask, I was like,
really? What's happening here? Shout out to his stunt devil.
with the obvious wig on at the end oh man that took me out i mean this movie i mean it's quick and to the point
it's it's what it was barely hour and 40 something minutes um and yeah i mean at the beginning
of the film really kind of don't know what's going on we see these guys running through the bayou
for their lives and then here comes the ninja guy with the kabuki mask and his katana sword and
at this point we don't know why these guys are being chased so and they end up catching these two guys
and killing them and yeah we still don't know like well what's going on here this kind of
reminded me of um what was that movie with iced tea when they were hunting oh surviving the game
we did that didn't we we need we need to did it uh we might have did it for horror returns
i think you came on yeah i don't i don't remember we've done so many different movies
let's get that spreadsheet done yeah i don't i don't remember half the stuff we did
so yeah so these guys are running through the the bayou and they're obviously hurt because
they're bleeding and beat up and we start to see all these different characters uh the guy with
a little jungle hat and a little camouflage scarf over his face and the ninja guy and the guys
that are running for their lives they kind of just like stopped because one of them's really hurt
and then the dude with the camouflage scarf comes jumping out and starts beating the hell out of
them and he flips over that guy for no reason yeah that's the way you make an entrance man
you know just don't just come in you got to come in with some style and do a a ninja flip over
those two they beat him up really quick and then they start hauling ass running through the
bayou then here comes the gimp he shows up and like i said these guys just grabbed
anything and and everything they could because i don't know what kind of weapon he had well he looks
like he should be out of
Mad Max. Yeah, he should be
either on a motorcycle
or riding on
the back of someone's car
or
or um
no, we haven't done that movie yet
so I'll hold off on that one.
Any of the
crazy post-apocalyptic
80s films
that they made a billion
of. I mean, everything had to do with
nuclear war in the 80s.
and yeah you'll picture this guy hooting and hollering he's got a little gimp mask on um some kind of
leather bondage uh gear he's shirtless and he's got these things on his arms i don't know
some kind of arm guards and and then he got some i don't know some crazy weapon that
looks like a spear but
opens up and it's got
two little blades and
I don't know
obviously they hear
this looks good put this on
and go out there and start fighting
and for these guys again
we don't know who they are at this
point but there's supposedly some
crazy special
killing force
and these guys can't fight for shit
I mean no they can't
these are like those
guys that just get
hyped up and pumped up think they can go out
and hunt people so
obviously these other two dudes
that they're chasing
they pick
the good
the good prey
so
so these guys are
probably ex-military or something
and this is why they choose them
to be a part
of this game I mean at this point
we don't know why but later we find
out that these people are
are forced into this and these guys are just rich white ring nut jobs that uh just do it for the killing
and all of that so yeah that gimp guy kills uh the first dude and kind of gets him up against a tree
and it stabs them and then here comes this other dude with the crazy eyes wide shut mask he's hiding
in a tree smoking his pipe and the other guy got away and he goes he's running and then
he jumps out of the tree and starts chasing him and this is all during the day it's like
nice and sunny and you can't really hide anywhere so he kind of runs up and he sees uh something
off in the distance some kind of like uh civilization type things kind of a factory or something
yeah and he sees rows in cars so he goes running or trying to get to it but then all of a sudden
and here comes the
the Mardi Gras
dude. He
springs out of the water, has a
I don't know, wire or something, wraps it around
that guy's neck and then
starts choking him. But then
he starts
screaming
some
crazy yell. I'm like, what the hell's
going on?
So it
kind of signals all the other guys that,
yeah i got the last dude and he's dead and whatever these did they like bet on one another
i think they i think they were bidding i think i remember something about 50,000
uh yeah yeah that he's telling him but yeah you guys owe me 50,000 um the main guy who you guys
he's been in a ton of
movies so you know who he is
and then there's the
gimp or no the the ninja guy
he's another dude
that's been in a ton of things
he's always a bad guy
um I think he's James
Booth
he's been
in all kinds of stuff
is that him? Let me see
no no no no
um
Mark
is that
Almino he plays Charlie Laval
Mark Alamino he's been
in all kinds of things
Total Recall Tango and Cash
and other crazy
A lot of TV shows and
Best of the 80s
I mean if you guys see his face and you know he is
you go okay I've seen this guy
in something so
yeah so these guys are like yeah
cool evil is punished or whatever and then we're introduced to Michael Dutnikoff
Captain Matt Hunter he lives out in the country somewhere on his his family's
ranch him and his sister and his grandfather so I don't know if they ever mentioned
like what happened to his family I mean there was a lot of in between the action stuff
trying to
I guess
character development
I think they said
they were murdered
yeah probably by
someone
so but yeah
his sister Sarah
she's what
12 maybe
yeah
was her voice
ADR the whole time
I think so
I don't think it was hers
um
he had that badass GMC truck though
yeah we'll get to that later on
when they spring it in action
so they're on their way to
I guess New Orleans
where he meets up with Kung Fu Joe
and his family what was Kung Fu's name Larry Richards
yeah his kid one of his kids is dribbling a soccer ball
and the other one's playing football by himself
yeah like they told
kids do something when we say action yeah and uh put your uh karate geese on for what who knows
well obviously they were training kung fu joe larry richards he's running for uh the u.s senate
so i mean these guys obviously uh war buddies or ninja buddies um so they're they go there and they're
going to hang out with him they're going to go on the onto a float
Martie Grah.
They do, I mean, before they go,
I mean, he's only
Kung Fu Joe Amai's. He
is, they're talking about
there's people
that are
threatening them.
Yeah, the pentangle.
Yeah, the basically
you're not white, you're black,
and some other choice
words we won't say.
Yeah, there's a, there's a lot
of it in this movie
yeah there was
so basically telling them that
you're black and you can't
run for Senate so
man there's a lot of Yahoo's
out there today's that still think this way
so but
he's like eff it you know what I'm Kung Fu Joe
I don't give a fuck I'm still gonna do it and
fuck them we're we're gonna win this race
that's exactly how he said it too
yeah
so they get to
the Mardi Gras. Everyone's having a good time.
Have you ever been to Mardi Gras?
I've never been to New Louisiana.
Me neither. We've got to talk to Lance.
About that. It seems like he goes every year.
And anyway, so everyone's having a good time.
What's his name? Larry Jones. Is that what I said?
Steve James.
Oh, yeah.
Larry Richards?
Yeah.
He is
What's going on in my internet?
He's on the float
Him, his wife, and his two sons
Matt, he is on the
float behind him
With his dad and his sister
And they're throwing beads and
Wait, this is grandfather.
Oh, his grandfather.
Yeah.
Waving to the crowd and everything.
But his ninja senses must
be tingling because he's really looking around and just kind of well he knows that there's people
after him and that don't want um uh i don't want larry to run for senate so and larry's not
really paying attention he's clearly looking at these two guys that aren't even playing
the instruments yeah because we get uh two ladies with strollers they kind of roll
up and they're like right in the front and they're screaming and having a good time
and then some little Mardi Gras band stands in front of them and yeah they're just
there I mean you can clearly see that they're dancing around holding their
instruments but you could see that they're not playing so Matt he sees the guys
because he notices like they're there and dancing but they're not really playing
he tells his dad like hey man keep an eye or his dad his grandpa keep an eye on sarah i'm gonna go up to the
front of the float so he goes up and then we see that the the band guys they're kind of really
looking and looking suspicious matt sees them uh doing what they're doing and then all of a sudden
they uh whoa excuse me they uh pull out their weapons there's a little oozy's and they're not oozy's
those little Mac 10s or whatever
they pull them out
out of the strollers
and then they just start to open
fire on the float
Larry
he grabs his family
and
kind of pushes his wife
and one of his sons
he's got two sons
one of them get shot
I mean good little actor
because he sells it really good
he falls back
the one he uses as a shield
Yeah
There's a lot of stunt action during this scene
Because these guys are just firing in every direction
And people in the background are getting hit
Guys are falling off balconies
Because they get shot
They even shoot the tractor driver
That's pulling all the floats
Larry and Matt
They kind of spring into action
They're just really trying to get
Larry's family
out of the way. I mean, just trying to hide
them. Then there's
another guy. Some guy in like
a crazy little hat. He is up
in the balcony watching them.
While all these band guys are just
opening fire on everybody. Cops
are coming. Security guards are coming. They're all
getting shot.
Are you talking about the guy that looks like he's
does someone's accounting?
Yeah.
Matt springs
into action. He starts kicking
ass. Larry
also kung fu joe he springs into action he starts whooping ass as well i don't know how he's kicking
ass in this tight ass suit uh that he's wearing like not tight tight tight as in tight looking as in
tight fitting uh both of them matt is out there and his uh cowboy boots his cowboy boots and
tight wranglers and he's kicking ass as well and his little sports coat stealing guns away
from these guys and shooting them uh kung fu joe is beating that
hell out of the other guys one of the dudes
uh the assassins he gets on
he steals a police motorcycle
and he starts hauling ass
towards him but then Matt blasts him
good stunt though he shoots
him twice in a chest and then he errs
I don't know steps on the break for some reason and he
flips over the handlebars
so
that accounting guy he's up on the roof
he's shooting at them
and just
pulling the trigger not even aiming
so Matt
he returns fire
Kung Fu Jo goes running over
Matt jumps up onto the floor
climbs up onto the roof and starts chasing him
they kind of have a little shootout but nothing
really but that that guy in the little hat
he kind of gets away
so but
Larry is back down
on the ground
and he sees his son
his son
the one that got shot he
doesn't make it so he ends up
dying right there on the street so the mom and uh larry are just like man and the other son
they're kind of like uh well we need to do something so now that the these guys know that
the people that are threatened them mean business they're kind of like oh man well let let's get
out of here so but the the dude that was running with the hat on an accountant looking guy he
he escapes and then he calls
whoever the higher-ups
that they didn't get the job done
and then we
get a scene this
reminds me of all
this shit that these Yahoo's
today are
all the propaganda nonsense that they're
spewing all right-wing idiots
um
these guys
they're
what do you call these
um
I don't know
fighters with
uh kendo sticks
i don't know but it's really strange
there are all this
america
pro america this
but they're
doing the exhibition with japanese
culture yeah
see these guys don't know what
they can't keep make up their minds
on the shit that they like
so um
and these are the dudes that are doing the exhibition
they're a part of the
pantangle
killers that we saw earlier.
It's the guy with the bandana and the gimp.
Yeah.
So the leader of the
well, I don't think, I think he's the leader of this group.
I don't know, he's not the leader of the,
the whole organization.
Because it seemed like this organization was much,
much bigger.
Yeah, this is like a chapter,
like the New Orleans,
Louisiana chapter.
or something.
Yeah, this is
Professor Elliot
Glastonbury.
Marty girl mask.
Yeah, he goes into this whole
fucking just
crazy hatred.
If you're not white,
you don't belong in America
type of speech.
Because, I mean, a lot of the stuff he was
saying, man, is like what these
Yahoo's are saying today
here. Like, there's all
these immigrants coming over the border
and doing this and the blacks are destroying the neighborhood with drugs and all this other shit
he was spewing this is the part that's like like i said i've never seen this before this is the part
that made me mad because i'm like these obviously these guys will still think i mean these
people today think were thinking this way back then but they were they were quiet about it now
today for some reason we all know
why it's just
giving these idiots a voice
and they're all just spewing with all
the shit that they want
but yeah this guy
they start saying
all kinds of shit basically
let's let's make the
the white race pure and
kick out everyone that's not white
out of the country
he says all kinds of the shit but that's basically what he's
saying yeah he uses
words yeah we can't use
on here. Yeah.
And he gets everyone
all charged up
and they start doing some
kind of yo, yo, or whatever
and they're pumping their fists.
They're basically doing a Nazi sign.
Yeah. Like a version of it.
Yeah. Holy kid punching their
fists in their right hand
in the air. Instead of doing the
salute, they're just pumping their
fists, but we all know what
they're doing.
So
we're in the hospital they do find out
um yeah his his son didn't make it uh your wife's all right
she's they're just checking her over and the other son is just
sad that his brother's uh gone
so they decide to uh you know what
we need to get out of Dodge because they go back
to uh Larry's house and it is
no N-words in city hall
there's swastkas painted on the house and everything and I'm like damn and again I mean
this this shit still happens today this was 86 and I'm sure it was going on way before this
this 2025 and we see this all over the place man so um Matt he's kind of like you know what
um we're gonna get out of here i'm gonna call my uh i get was it were they CIA is that what they were
yeah he's like retired but he still has connections so he made a phone call and you know
where they got to say like the code words and numbers yeah then they patched them through and
they were already investigating the pantangle they already had information on them yeah
and they wanted matt to go undercover uh
into the organization but he's like hell no i ain't going in there so but they do kind of he kind of
they come up with the idea you know what um we didn't get uh larry and his family and we're going to
go out to our uh our farmhouse out in the country so they're kind of like all right so
they load up and they pack up the family but they give them uh some secret service
detail look man these guys are going to come with you and hopefully everybody will be all right
back at the pentangle they realize that yeah that look man we we got to get them we got to get
the the black guy and they had pictures oh no the guy with that the hat he was taking pictures
of all the action at the parade and they find out who matt is so yeah i think they said
they've been keeping an eye on him
yeah they wanted to recruit him
yeah
he was um
they were they they got their
their government information so obviously
there's someone in there but we never say
but they yeah they
the guy that was there in the hat
he does tell them look like this guy
was doing this and for some i don't know
who was taking pictures he got all these action poses
of
of matt so they're like
all right man we're gonna we're gonna get this guy and he's gonna be our next uh game so they're like
all right but they're all right we're gonna go out there we're gonna find him and then we're
gonna kill everyone else so they move back or they go out to the to the farmhouse
and uh no no no before they get to the farmhouse yeah you skipped over the the truck scene
yeah um they're getting ready to go they uh get um larry's family in a helicopter and they
they basically fly them to the ranch and uh we'll be we'll be but we'll be we'll be there shortly
so and this is all fresh from the parade because uh larry still has blood uh on his clothes and
everything he just gets down to a tank tie
Yeah. So they're like, all right, they're gearing up for war.
So they get in Matt's fresh-ass truck, and they're hauling ass down the road, and they're getting ready for action.
Oh, excuse me.
So they kind of go, I assume, to the area where they think or were they just driving around, hoping that these guys will come find them.
Because they end up going, I don't know, some seedy part of it.
town and then these uh they kind of get boxed in by a school bus and two other cars and a garbage
truck yeah it kind of shows you how connected these guys are yeah using like city vehicles to
like barricade them in and the the dude with the hat well he doesn't have his hat anymore he
he shows up and he's all smiles and he's got carloads of uh goons with
them so they start shooting at them so they're like get on and he's like hold on he fucking
rah throws it in reverse and this is when the awesome truck scene comes into play uh i love these
old trucks let's say i mean don't get me wrong i love my truck now but these old ass 80s
trucks these lifted trucks that fucking drive over everything as uh they get into a car chase
they're chasing after the truck
and there's
two cars and
I guess that bus
but I don't know
but they're wherever they are
they're in some backside
old beat-up neighborhood
in the like the industrial area of her
and for some reason there's all these
construction workers out there
digging holes and everything
so
everyone's chasing after the truck
Kung Fu Joe
Larry, yeah, he got down
to his wife beater so he can show
those muscles. And yeah,
they're hauling ass down the road in that
truck. And this is a lifted truck, man.
These is one of those ones, man.
You can just serve hella hard.
No seatbelts, nothing.
Well, I think these were during the lap
the lap seatbelt days.
But yeah, man, he's fucking flooring that truck
hauling ass down the road.
There's one of those bridges, those
draw bridges.
a boat was coming so
the guy starts to lift up the bridge
and then they're like
fucking wah and just
haul ass onto the bridge
as it starts going up and then they
fucking just jump that truck
um that that fucking
I'm watching this
that shit's gone man those fucking axles
would have snapped and everything
but he makes
the jump those other two cars go flying
uh jumping it as
well they look like they pop their tires and crash and everything but uh yeah they cut to another
scene with brand new cars yeah they're all it has down the road they get to some kind of uh i don't
know like an old shipyard or something so they're hauling ass through there and those guys
are chasing them and then they kind of stop and then everyone gets out with their guns and they're
like all right come on let's get them so larry and matt
jump out of their truck and they start
climbing up onto one of those old
there's like an old abandoned
ship yard type of thing
all rusty and everything
man stab yourself or
slice yourself on something you're going to need tetanus shots
so and they don't have any weapons
there's just the only weapons they got are their fists
and their feet
so they're running around those guys
I mean, they basically lured them there so they can take them out.
So these guys, none of these guys can shoot.
I mean, they're just firing their weapons, pistols and shotguns and just not even doing any kind of damage.
And a couple of guys have some little automatic rifles.
So Matt and Larry are just kind of just running and hiding.
And these guys with the guns are looking after him.
So, Larry is the first one that springs into action.
Yeah, curse, of course.
The shirt comes off.
He comes swinging.
It has to come off.
He comes with shit.
If I look like that, I didn't wear no shirt either.
He comes in, swinging in on the rope, and he swings into action, starts kicking
ass, hand to hand, flying the fist, back hands, kicks, takes out the first two.
dudes another guy comes running up shooting at him uh matt he's running up the bullet he did
matt's running around up top and he's trying to hide from these guys there's guys walking around
machine guns and he's creeping around uh behind things uh there's some guys that are up really high
and uh he climbs up there i don't know how you can be quiet in them boots especially on steel
so they see him and they start shooting at him he starts running and doing ninja roles
and some jim kata moves on on some stuff have we ever we haven't done that yet have we
no what we need to ah jim kata anyway we'll get to that eventually
so uh they get up to the the very very well the guys with the guns to get up to the very top
um um uh
the jelary's up there
so he don't know how he got up there
so quick but he got up there
yeah he was like down on the bottom floor
so he springs into action
kicks the gun out of that guy's hand
starts whooping his ass
uh matt climbs up to the
top as well and there's another dude up there
that obviously can't hear
uh standing there with a machine gun
or much less he don't even
sense uh that matt's right
behind him
and Matt's got
a steel pipe and boom
knocks the gun out of his hand
hits him in the gut
Larry's still
whooping ass on the roof
beating the shit out of this guy
and he drops
him
and then Matt is up there still fighting
with the dude hits him in the pipe
he falls down kicks him in the side
and ah he falls
off
does the classic
leg folded back on the ground
pose
so that guy's dead
uh they see each other both give each other the thumbs up so they point out that there's another
dude climbing up so matt goes and he goes after him larry goes to look for uh someone else to
beat up this guy comes up with uh with his little machine gun he's looking around he gets to
the top of the roof doesn't see anybody except for the dude um no no no yeah he sees the guy that fell
with a crazy leg all bent up.
Matt sees one of the dudes that's like way up top.
He goes up there to try to get him.
The guy that came up onto the platform walks over to one of his buddies that are laying there dead.
He goes up to try and like, I don't know, just maybe if he had a, see if he had a pulse.
But then Larry, he's like hiding under the platform.
He reaches up, grabs that guy, pulls him off, and he, ah!
I don't know how far of a drop that is, but he falls into the water.
I'd rather be that guy, because I'm sure he's not dead.
He probably just swam away.
But Matt crawls way up, I don't know, what's the big crane or something?
He crawls up to the top, makes a little noise with his belt.
The guy sticks his head down, and Matt wraps his belt around his neck and broke his neck.
neck somehow so that guy's dead uh larry kind of climbs back up to the platform and he sees
that there's somebody uh climbing up the the little scaffold trying to get matt so he runs over there
to uh try to distract him and he yells out hey matt and then he finds a little uh little sub machine gun
he fires at the dude uh that's close to matt but that guy spins around he has
a shotgun and he
fires and hits
Larry in the arm. I don't know how
he shot him with a shotgun from that
distance. Oh no man. It would have been
that thing
just spreads. He might
have got hit by a pellet or two, but
no, not this.
So
Larry kind of falls down.
Matt springs
into action. He
grabs a rope.
No, he puts his belt
over this cable and then it just kind of ninja slides into it and boots that guy with the
shotgun in the face and then he goes falling off uh the scaffold and lands on a mat because we see
it flip up into into frame so uh matt goes rushing over to to larry and he uh he took a little shot
uh to the arm but he was ah i'm all right uh let's uh get back to work the dude that
uh the little accountant guy he's like the last man standing so why did they leave him alive
because mad just like is like yelling stuff at him and he's like shooting random shots at the
ground and in the air well he basically tells him like look man you better go tell your
your bosses that they ain't shit and to uh leave us alone or uh what he
say they'll be biting
off more than they can chew
and the
accountant guys is he's yelling at
them basically tell them
to fuck off we're going to come get you later
and
he says you and your
negro friend
the other guys
was using the other word with a hard
R or so
so Matt's just like
yeah he's just firing at the ground
just basically
scaring them
but Larry's telling him like
look Matt man you
you don't need to be getting involved in this
basically
it's too late bro
you're my buddy
this is my fight too
so
they go back to
Larry's uh
Matt's Ranch
Secret Service is there
Grandpa's there
basically everyone's all right
we're all here
so
let's live our lives
and kind of get some nice scenes
of them riding horses and living their lives out on the farm.
Matt is telling his sister, Sarah, is like, look, man, me and your uncle, we need to go away
for a while, so just stay here with Grandpa and Larry's family and you guys got protection
here, so you guys will be okay.
We go back to the Pantangle crew and that accountant guy's telling them,
that they got away and he's telling he's telling them like look man those guys are
telling me to tell you guys you guys need to lay off and uh get get out of here but he's not
having it the the main guy they're all kind of like ah well fuck them man we'll get them but the
little accounting dudes all scared so but they know who they are you know obviously they know who
who Larry is
and they know who Matt is
so all right now
we just need to find
find them
and then we can
do our business
so
who does
who takes these pictures
for them
because they're looking
at pictures of Matt
and it is clearly
Michael Duda calls
head shots
that his agent had
or something
I don't know
I assume they knew
someone from
in some
someone in the government
that they had all these
headshot pictures, these modeling pictures
of him.
The little accountant dude
he's like
because they're like
what's that guy's name
Glastonbury
the main guy,
the Mardi Gras,
eyes wide shut mask dude.
He pulls out his gun and he's like
loading it.
And the other guy's kind of like
dude,
come on,
just this is,
Give me a break.
Don't do it.
And then he's like, hell no.
So he blasts her little accountant dude.
He shoots him in the stomach and then he falls down and he's crying.
And they're like, all right.
He's dead.
So fuck him.
Let's go.
So we're back at the barn.
The farm.
Matt and Larry are kind of like, all right, man.
We're going to gear up and go.
um how did they know where he was i mean i just again i just must assume somebody on the inside
is given the the pantango guy's info yeah because like i said they mentioned that they've been
watching him for a while because they wanted to recruit matt so i'm assuming they had like
his location and everything so gladdenberry and his crew
the gimp the ninja and the other dude they're um they don't have all their get-up on they got their
little army green fatigues on their their black beanie's uh like those ski masks
so they're kind of like all right man they they kind of scooped out the place they got
night vision so they could see so uh grandpa's in in the kitchen playing cards with everyone
so these guys are kind of
all right man
they're gonna kind of
just hang out
and then
the uh pantangle guys are
outside
and one of them's got a crossbow
and shoots one of the
secret service guys in the neck
so he's dead
I was just trying to eat some soup
yeah
uh one of the other dudes
one of the bad guys
breaks out like a little rocket launcher
it shoots in a little
a little bomb into the house
and
that blows up another guy's throwing maltoff cock the hells in the house
uh matt kind of springs into action uh one of the other dudes he goes up to the house
he's got a bag uh gas can and he starts dumping in gas uh into the house he lice that up
another dude throws a grenade in that blows up matt and sarah upstairs and sarah's
screaming so matt goes to grab her to help her out i'm like why was
her door locked well i guess maybe he told her to lock it so he breaks in there because uh one of
one of them threw a ball or a maltop cocktail in her room so it's on fire in there he gets his
sister gets her out larry springs into action uh wakes up uh his wife and uh they're like
all right come on let's just get everyone out of the house so they get him outside of out of the
forgot his kid yeah his son his other son is still in the house his son jeff so larry goes
running back into the house to go get him and the whole house is in in flames so uh before
matt can go in or uh larry can go in kung fu joe he's about to go back in the house he gets
hit in the back uh with the crossbow he gets shot in the back too yeah
he gets shot in the back with the with the arrow and so he makes it up to the attic where um his son is so he's like all right come on come on let's go
matt's trying to go into the house but the the fire is uh set the the stairs are on fire and they kind of fall but matt does his little ninja climb he crawls up there he gets up to the attic where uh larry and his uh jeff his little son
And Larry is telling him, he gives his son to Matt and tells him like, hey, man, just don't let my son die.
So he's like, come on, get out of here.
And then Matt or Larry just falls off the first floor and just lands on the bottom floor and he's dead.
So Matt is like, fuck.
So he, the whole place is on fire.
So he runs up to what the roof?
The attic.
Larry's wife and Sarah, Matt's sister, are outside, and the Pantangle guys, they come up.
One of them grabbed Sarah, and then they start pointing their guns at, I don't remember her name, but...
Larry's wife.
Larry's wife.
And they're like, she's like, she's too noisy.
Shut her up.
so one of the dudes
she like spits on him first
but then he just guns her up
we don't see it
we just hearing it so we know
that they kill her
so Matt is up in the attic
still trying to get Jeff out of the house
he gets to one of the windows and kicks it out
and he climbs up
the bad guys are all
outside they got Matt's sister Sarah
she's all tied up
and
and uh the they start telling them that we're the the pantango hunting fraternity
so basically like look we know who you are come down here
but i'm trying to let me see all right so they let's them know who they are well they already
know who they were so he's kind of like all right man bring him down down
So he's got his crossbow.
He shoots Matt in the leg.
This is a crazy fucking scene.
If you guys haven't seen this, this clip is probably on YouTube, but oh my God.
They shoot him in the leg.
He's like pretty much on one of the highest parts of the house.
And he hits Matt in the leg.
Matt falls
holding Jeff
he
from that ledge
he falls to the
the awning of the house
lands right on top of Jeff
and then they both
flip off the house
and onto the crowd
Jeff is clearly
a dummy
yeah
this is not supposed to be funny
but if you guys see it
man
And then they put the sound effects
And Jeff saying, oh, oh, yeah.
So they walk up to Matt and they put a blade to his throat.
And then one of the other dudes walks up to little Jeff
and just pumps in two slugs into him and kills him.
I was like, God damn, and they were just killing kids left and right in this.
So they grabbed Matt and they're telling them like, look, man, you need to meet us at wherever, somewhere in the bayou and goes, we got your sister.
And if you don't come, we're going to kill her and or do all kinds of stuff to her.
So I advise you to show up.
Basically, they want him to participate in their game.
Yeah.
So they told him where to go.
and if you don't show up
we're gonna have our way with your sister
so they kind of knock him out
and then he wakes up
the house is pretty much burned down
Jeff was laying there dead
and he's like
he's got the arrow in his leg and he
pulls that out
and then he hobbles
I don't know I assume he went and called someone
because um
geez
the
I don't know
CIA or FBI
or whoever
they all show up
and they're bagging up
all the bodies
and everything
and they're like
hey man
what are we going to do
but
um they're like
well they already know
who did it
so back at their headquarters
they're kind of like
all right man
we need we need to do something
and Matt is kind of like
it's all right man
he didn't tell them where he was going right no they they couldn't find him they were searching the
grounds and they said they got all the bodies one of these bodies could be his and they was like
the main military guy or CIA guy was like no we need to search the grounds he's not here
oh right so yeah so basically all right well
we don't know what to do maybe we'll just wait for him to call or show up
out uh in the bayou somewhere matt is lurking around and he hears
oh he goes to where the those dudes told him to show up so he gets there and there's
big old party going on like there's a band play
and
I guess
the Cajun,
all the Cajun food
and the...
Is this Pentango party?
I guess.
I mean,
this is what I picture
these Yahoo's doing.
But the food looks good.
Those,
what do you call that
when they just put all the
crawdads and...
Seafood boil?
Yeah.
Yeah, it looked like that.
Ah, crawfish.
Is it crawfish?
Crafish?
I don't know.
know what you call that first time that
I went to
brother Lance in Houston
I went to someplace by his house
and I was the first time I ever had it
and I remember they came out with a big
bull and there was newspaper on the table
and they just dumped it on that and said here have at it
I was like how do you eat this
they had to show me how to
twist the tail and suck the head
yeah I was like wait what I mean
you break it all open there's like barely a little bit of meat in there but yeah it's good but
yeah i don't want to put all that work into getting that a little amount of meat yeah
because i would they said yeah it's five pounds i was thinking damn five pounds i meant that's a lot
but not really once you break it all open and for those you that have had it you guys know
But anyway, Matt kind of just walks in into the party.
I assume everybody knew who he was because no one's really like, oh, my God, it's American Ninja or whatever.
So he kind of strolls in.
Obviously, this is days later, and his leg is all healed up because he ain't limping or anything.
Yeah, he heals mighty quick because that arrow went straight through his leg.
Yeah, and he just tore it out too.
so he walks up to the middle of the party
and then these little good old boys with shotguns and beer
and everything kind of come up to him
and trying to give him some moonshine or something
because they got the little glass jars here and take a drink
and they grab him and kind of take him
to I guess to get ready to where we're going
and he's also looking around for his sister
they take him to this
I don't know some shack looking thing two story shack
he looks up into the window and he sees
someone up there but he doesn't really know what's going on
and there's all these other Yahoo sitting on the porch
with shotguns and everything
he tries to go in the house but they like
spring uh
their guns on to them
they start talking
I don't know what
language they speak
down there
they speak like French or something
I guess I don't know
it just said foreign
I have subtitles.
I just said foreign language on the bottom.
So we see the pantangled guys.
They're all upstairs and they're like, all right, well, he made it.
So let's gear up and get ready for this.
Matt is still looking around for his sister.
He sees somebody that he thinks his sister.
He walks up on tour and turns out to be someone else, but not his sister, Sarah.
So he starts walking around.
I mean, they're obviously just letting him.
walk around they're not they don't like have him prisoner or anything but he starts to notice
uh the ladies of the evening dancing around with these guys and walking around so he kind of walks
over to where i guess the the whorehouse is and then this this dude comes down and drag
and uh he's like yeah he's kind of like well what can i help you goes well i'm looking for this
little girl that's 12 years old
and then that guy starts going
ooh 12 year old
you're a bad boy and all this
I'm like goddamn
Cannon
he got no chill
I went all the way with this one
yeah
so he kind of takes them
into the room
and he looks in there
and he sees his sister
and there's another lady
putting makeup
all over a sister
she's got a heavy makeup all over her face but
he's kind of like are you okay
I mean did they hurt you she's like no I was just scared waiting for you
so that uh lady guy comes
back up and he pulls his wig off and then he's like
what where are you going he starts talking shit
and the mat grabs him and throws him out the window
and he goes crashing into the water
so that come on let's go
so he walks out with his sister
and guys are like holding their guns on him
the Pantangle guys kind of come out
out in the balcony and they're looking at him
and Matt's trying to just leave
but I think these guys are just kind of guiding them
like go this way, go that way
so him and his sister kind of get in the water
and they're basically like here
we're going to give you a head start
so they start they start swimming and uh just going in the bayou somewhere so those other guys
they load up the gimp he got his gimp gear on and everything and they start uh pulling out their
weapons a guy pulls out his katinosaur gets in his little ninja gear the other dude puts
his little camo mask on uh the gimp gimp's up and uh marty grog got his stuff is that like the only mask
they had. Here, man, I'll take this
one. It's all they had
in Wardroom.
At least the
ninja looking dude had somewhat of a
cool mask and
the Gip mask. I'd rather
been the other guy with a little
camouflage bandana over my mouth
and a little
fishing hat that he's wearing.
So they gear up
and they get into a little boat and they go
looking for Matt
and his sister. Matt has his sister on
on his back and he's just running
just trying to get out of Dodge
and they kind of like
all right there we go and then it starts raining
of course
so Matt is
running for his life with his sister
these guys are running
through the rain and the swamp looking
for him
other little half-ass research
I guess
they're out in
the wild and you don't know what's
in that water I guess
Dutikov got some
kind of a skin infection
from whatever
was in the water and everything
so
him and his sister they kind of find
this little
I don't like a well or something
because it's words
somewhat dry out of the rain
so he's telling him like
look hey just stay here
we'll be okay
we'll wait until morning and then we'll
get out of here
um
uh
it's morning time and they both kind of fell asleep but then Matt hears something so he
kind of wakes up and then tells the sister like look just just stay here I'll be back so
Matt goes outside and it's still raining and he sees uh one of the dudes it's the um the ninja looking
guy he gets a rock those it under the water and then that guy turns around he sees Matt and so he
goes running after him I when you got those type of masks
your vision is limited.
I would have took that shit off and
and it's raining.
So they go
out out into the swamp.
Matt is running. He's got no weapons
or anything. And that guy's got his
sword. So they kind of
make it out
out little ways and then all of a sudden
they spring into action.
The ninja guy's walking up. Matt comes around
a tree with a stick. Hits
him in the face. A perfect
stick. Yeah.
a strong enough stick that a sword can't even go through because i'm sure this guy's swinging that
sword as hard as he can but uh he's no match for the american ninja and like i said man they're
they're out in the elements so they're falling in this dirty-ass water and you don't know what's in
there so they're fighting he gets uh matt gets close enough to this ninja guy and grabs his other sword
that he has so now both of them have
have swords
and they're fighting but then the ninja you
kicks Matt in the face his sword
goes flying into the water
and then Matt kicks that guy his sword
goes falling in the water so now they go
hand to hand
start doing the ninja kicks the ninja
guy gives him a quick front roundhouse
Matt gives him a front kick they both fall down they get
up they're kicking throwing fists
and Matt's just
getting kind of getting worked
for a little bit but he's also getting his work in but he's mainly getting his ass kicked right here
so the ninja guy gets matt to his knees matt kind of grabs him flips him over and that guy
falls and there's a branch or something sticking up out of the water and that dude flips right
on top of it goes through his back and comes out of his out of his stomach and so he's dead
kind of goes over and feels around for I guess other weapons but he's got nothing so he leaves
that guy there laying there dead in water and he goes back do you go back to his sister is that
yeah he went to go look for her so yeah he goes back in there to that little place where he had
his sister at but she's not in there so and then we see the gimp he springs into action
because Matt walks outside that little thing that he's in he's calling his sister
We see Gimp lurking around the bushes behind him.
And he's got, I don't know what, he's got some kind of little knife things or whatever.
He jumps down on to Matt, tackles him.
They go ninja rolling down the hill into the water.
And then they start fighting.
Those little things that he had that he was going to stab him with or whether he must have dropped them when they went rolling down the hill.
Because now they're just fighting each other.
Gimp is
pushing Matt underwater
trying to drown him
Oh, that wasn't a mad dude of
Carl
And Michael Dudacov
So
Yeah
I mean they're
They're fighting in the mud
And they're really beating the shit out of each other
Dropping
Fists back and forth
On him fucking Matt
Is just getting his ass whooped
Plus he's tired
He just was fighting that of the ninja dude
That guy Gimp gives him
AA
he falls into the water and yeah that ain't him that's taken most of the gives him another
a falls in the water these wigs look terrible so um matt gets him uh in a headlock but then
that guy picks him back up gives him a back breaker ah he falls into the water his wig almost
falls off is that when he falls on that log yeah he does a body press boom throws him onto that
and he's uh he gets up and the gimp is just whooping that ass so he picks him up
the guy has him over his shoulder brings him over to the to the bank and then power bombs
him onto it uh the gimp dude takes off his mask and he starts head button Matt and
matches ah he's laying there he puts his his boot on Matt's neck and then that guy pulls out
this big ass giant
fucking sword knife
he's about to come down
and stab Matt but Matt
kicks him in the balls
and must have kicked him pretty hard because that guy's
holding him Matt springs back
into action starts giving
him a body blows
hits him in the jaw and then boom
hits him in the throat he falls down
no he needs him in the chest
and then he falls down
and he's like you son of a bitch
where's my sister where is she
And that guy just spits in his face and then punches Matt and then starts to crawl away.
So Matt runs and gets up, grabs the crossbow.
That guy grabs his knife like he's going to throw it at him, but then Matt shoots him in the chest.
And then that guy's, uh, uh, ah, ah, he says gasping for air.
And then he falls down right onto his chest.
And I'm sure that arrow went in more.
So that guy's dead.
we see Sarah she's calling Matt
so he goes over to her
and she's like wow where did you go
when I went looking for you
he told you to stay there
didn't even listen
all right now we got the guy with the fishing
hat and the
camouflage
bandana
he's
he's got a shotgun I think
or no he's got this shotgun
so
Matt is running and Sarah's like I can't keep up with you and he's like all right
all right here and just get on my back so she jumps on his back and they start just running through
the the bayou so that guy he sees them and then he starts shooting at him and like I said
earlier canons got no chill because that guy's shoes and boom hits his sister like in the
in the shoulder and they fall into the water so she she got hit so it's like fuck so he picks
his sister up and kind of puts her uh behind this tree to be safe to be safe because that guy's just
shooting and shooting he looks pretty far ain't no way those shotgun blasts are going that far so
but she's kind of she's kind of bleeding so he kind of puts something over it and then he goes
out to go fight that guy.
So that guy's pumping
shots at Matt and Matt
is just ducking and dive and dodging
behind trees and that
guy's shooting. And I don't
know how much
shells that this shotgun holds
but... Unlimited.
He finally runs out.
He pulls out a grenade off his
vest, throws it at Matt
and blows up
right by Matt and Matt goes flying it
into the water.
So that guy, he sees them.
And here comes Mardi Gras guy.
He's lurking around as well.
But that dude in the fishing hat, he rolls up on Matt because Matt is laying there,
knocked out in the water.
So he tells Matt, sorry about that, because, but Matt was playing possum.
So he springs into action.
Oh, geez, that's what he says.
He must be playing possum on me, because, and they start going in their rest of him.
wrestling around. He slams Matt into the tree. Matt, he starts running at Matt again. Matt
jumps out of the way and he goes slamming into the tree. And that guy kicks Matt. He falls back
into the water. Matt must be hella tired. He backs heading him. Matt's giving him his best. Start
giving him body blows. That guy starts stomping Matt in the back. Matt's giving him more body
blows. He throws that dude into the water. He gives Matt a boot. And then that,
that guy pulls out a knife and then Matt is just trying to duck and he's just swinging his knife
at him. He swings at him. He grabs the knife hand, gives him some shots and a kick and then they
fall into the water. That dude gets on top of Matt and he's trying to stab him with it. Matt
grabs that guy in the face, reverses him, throws him in the water, still trying to get that
knife out of his hand. He pulls the knife out of that guy's hand and then he just brings it
down and stabs that dude right
that pretty boy right into the chest
he was smiling
when he was dying
so he's dead
he pulls out his wallet
and looks at him
and he sees
a picture
that that guys have of all the dudes
that were trying to kill him
I took all that money
he had a few hundred dollars bills
in his pocket
or his wallet
so he grabs his sister
and he starts going back through the bayou and he sees uh i don't know what i don't know what that
is over there but he sees cars driving by it's uh the same little setup where those dudes in the
beginning saw so they figured ah we're saved let's try to get over there so matt kind of says
the same thing all right let's go but then uh the mighty grail mask guy what the hell was his name
uh elliott glastonbury
he's like the owner of the Glassenberry industries or whatever
anyway so he springs into action
he's got a
um like a wire
and he kind of wraps it around Matt's neck and
and starts choking him
um did Matt have like a
oh he had that knife
yeah he had it on his waist
yeah he got because he got stabbed in the way so he pulls it out of him
he stabs uh Glassenberry
and that he's
ah
he's screaming
and like crawls away
Matt got Sarah
and they kind of swim across
to the other side
and Glastonbury
gets he gets away
so we're back
at I don't know
CIA headquarters
yeah Matt
Matt carried his sister
out of way to CIA headquarters
yeah
where were they at
and if they were that close
why didn't they come help
Well, I guess they didn't know where it was.
So he said, all right, well, here's my sister.
Take care of her.
And if she dies, I'm holding everybody in this room responsible.
And luckily, there were some doctors and EMTs right out in the hall.
Yeah, right outside the door.
So they came in.
So he basically tells them, look, who they are and who names and all, he tells them everybody's names,
because he saw that picture and then obviously he knew them all so they start yelling at him and
whoever the the main guy is starts yelling at look man you need to tell us everything you know
and everyone that's involved or you're going to go down too and he basically tells them
look man I ain't telling you guys shit you guys can tell the community to stick it where the
the sun don't shine.
I don't know who wrote this script, but all right.
It's so mad just leaves.
And we're back at this mansion where the
Glassenberry guy is.
And he's got a whole other fresh crop of,
of what are they called?
Pantangle dudes.
Yeah.
So, and they're having this big fancy dinner.
he obviously
I don't know
got back to where he was supposed to go
and he got stabbed
so
must have healed him up too
because he's all
fresh dressed and everything
but
his little servant or whatever
comes up and says yeah
there's somebody's here
and there's a note for you
so he looks at it
he opens it up and it's that picture
that Matt took
out of that pretty boy guy's wallet
and it's got red exes over the guys that he killed in a circle around uh glass andberry's head
so he's kind of telling him like oh okay because he told him that there was someone here for him
so he goes into i don't know it's steady or whatever a mat is standing there and
he's all beat up and bloody still obviously he must have dried up because he's still wearing the
same clothes that he was fighting it he's not even wet anymore and that's a white shirt man that thing
would have been black from all that muddy-ass water he was rolling around in
and getting stabbed and everything and again what's in the wood you don't know what's in
that water he's probably got all kinds of infections swimming around in him now so uh galattenbury
takes him upstairs into his i don't know if it was war room or something
weapons room yeah he's got swords and axes and crossbows
And he's telling him, like, yeah, like, basically still trying to get him to join the Pantangle.
But Matt's telling him, like, look, man, fuck you.
The Pantangle's over with once I deal with you.
But he's just like, all right, man.
You know what we got to do.
So basically, grab a weapon and let's do this.
So Matt grabs a, was that a spear that he grabbed?
and the
the
the
the
the
glasenberry he grabs a spear
as well
and I mean
shout out to the stunt man
that plays glisenberry
but that that wig is terrible
shout out to his wig
yeah
you couldn't find some older gentlemen
with gray hair that could do all this
so
there again there's weapons all over this room
uh gladzenberry
loses his
his little spear because he throws
that at and then he's got one of those um
like
those sticks with a metal
ball on it on a chain
and he's swinging it at Matt
and Matt's got a shield
uh he
he runs at him
Matt flips him over on the shield he falls
on the ground and Matt picks up a little
a little Sinbad sword
or whatever
so he starts twirling it around
uh Glastonbury pulls out a big
old
I don't know some kind of sword
and they have a slow-ass sword fight.
It's like not even, they're like barely swinging it hard enough.
But Matt kicks him.
He falls down the stairs.
Matt jumps down, grabs him off the stairs, throws him onto the ground.
He gets up and they go to hand-to-hand.
They start swinging at each other.
Matt's just dropping bombs.
That old guy is kicking his ass.
And shout out to the stuntman with a bad wig.
And then the Glastonbury.
pulls out a, what was that
like brass knuckles with little spikes
on it? It's a wire
thing. Oh, okay.
Because yeah, he
pulls that out, he knocks Matt down
and then he digs in his other pocket, pulls
out that wire, wraps
it around Matt's neck, and then he
just starts turning and turning.
It looked like they were
strangling Michael Dutacar
for real. Yeah, man, because
he's got his fingers under it, but
man, he's, you must
be able to hold his breath good because that guy is just squeezing it as tight as he could and
Matt's face is turning blue but he shoves Glastonbury up against the wall and he's just
throwing him back and forth still I mean he would have passed out by now but he's American
ninja so Matt's getting ready to pass out he looks over to his left and he sees this
this statue
I assume it's metal
and it's the statue
was holding like
some kind of spear
so
he spins
and gets
Glastonbury
and throws him into it
and it stabs him
right through the chest
and comes out of his back
and then he kind of loosens up
and let's go of that wire
and Matt starts to
breathe again
and then that guy's
does a crazy yell
who pushes himself off of that blade
or that little spear
and then he just falls
with this crazy look in his face
and you could see the little
thing under his shirt
with probably full of blood or whatever
so he falls and he's dead
and then he kind of walks
out of the house we go to the hospital
where his sister is and
she's okay
I'm sure they took the
little bullet out or whatever got hit
pride to give her all kinds of
tetanus and
search her, give her all kinds of
drugs for who knows what was in that water.
So
I guess the CIA guys
were there
and they're telling Matt
congratulations
for ending the pantangle
but
he
but he's telling
because they're telling them that look
you probably killed
the main guys in there
but he starts telling them
that basically
that's more out there
yeah there's more out there and then he starts
asking that guy questions
like look who
who told them
that the Richards family was at my barn
so there's someone
on your on your on your side
letting them know but
because that guy's like well what are you saying
and he's like I'm not saying anything
because I'm just letting you know that there's someone in on the
inside that's
doing dirt
and I'm going to find them
and that's
pretty much the end of the movie because he
walks towards the camera and we get
those classic 80 freeze
shots
avenging force
a Golan Globus production.
There was never a part two to this, was there?
I don't think so.
But that is
a vengeance force.
It's goofy.
It's 80s, but I mean,
these type of movies were coming out left and right.
And Michael Dutnikov is one of the legends
the kings of the 80s.
But,
only the first American Ninja
was in a theater, right?
Because I remember the other ones
went straight to VHS.
I think so.
So, but this one,
I, again, I saw the box,
but I never rented it.
And if it came on, like, up all night
or something, I just never
really paid attention to it.
But I enjoyed this movie.
I thought it was cool.
The best of the 80s,
Canon
Greatness
Yeah
So but
Yeah
This is a good one
I got
If you got MGM
Plus
It's streaming on there
As well as
Tobe
And
How many American
Ninja movies did we do
Two
Just the first two
Yeah
And there's what
Four
Five?
Oh there's five
Yeah
All right
I see four is on here
Is this
are all the rest of them on there?
I know three and four, which
that's what's next for us.
American Ninja 3
Blood Hunt.
I think this is the one
without Michael Dutnikov.
Oh.
Wait, what the hell is this?
Oh, man, I lost it.
Damn, I was
scrolling and
I saw
three.
stars David Bradley
Shit. I lost it. That was a movie
that sounded good. Oh, here
it is. Soldier
Boys. Oh, you ain't
seen that one? No.
It's got Michael
Dutnikov, a cane for menace
to society.
Damn.
He takes
the baddest of the bad
out of juvenile
and takes them
into
over Vietnam
or somewhere
to do a special mission
oh that sounds good
yeah
you know what
we'll do that next
yeah I mean
I'm watching the trailer
it looks cool
basically if they
if they survive the mission
then they get
paroled at a juby
like band of the hand
yeah
except they're putting them in
incredible situations.
I'm going to stop watching this trail.
I won't read what it says either.
All right.
What is it called?
Soldier Boys.
Yeah.
And what's this one?
Is that Michael Doodlecoff?
River of Death.
It is.
It is him.
What year did this come out?
Another can in greatness.
1989.
I'll read this one.
In 1965,
a guide in the Amazon
leads people to the lost city
in search of a mad Nazi
doctor
okay
man
all right
well the soldier boys
oh here's the other one we need to do
P-O-W the escape
that movie's awesome
and I think I've said this before
we're going to tackle the exterminator
movies as well looks like both of them are on here oh man well i guess i'm glad i got this
mgm plus there's hell of good movies well in my eyes good good 80s movies on here
shit there's hell of them in here what is this america 3 000 oh no i'm good on these
post-apocalyptic films
Ooh, the dog's a war
That's on here with Christopher Walkin
I saw that hell of years ago
All right everyone
Soldier Boys is what we go
Shit, what's this?
Treasure of the Four Crowns
What year did this come out?
83
Oh my God
That's probably one of those
um not full moon what's the other dude um
um
god damn it
he did like
rockin roll high school and all that
someone's yelling his name
but anyway soldier boys
we got that one
covered up next so
but all right everyone
that was avenging force
real quick, I want to say rest in peace
to carry
Hiayuki to Gawa
Shank's son
Yeah
And I also want to see
I say RIP to
Larry
See him punk and AJ Lee's dog
Oh that's right now
Weak
Yeah shank sung
Johnny Tsunami's grandpa
For all you guys that
seen that one
I met him at San Diego Comic Con a few years ago
I think the con was over
and I was just walking out to the shuttle
to go back to a hotel and drop all my crap off
and either nobody knew who he was
because he was just standing out there
I don't look like he was waiting for someone
some guy noticed him and stopped and got a picture with him
and then everyone was just walking by him
I walked by and looked at him and I went holy shit
shank sung and he just laughed
but he was really nice
I said it's cool if I get a picture he said yeah sure
come on so I got a picture
with him just talked to him for a minute
he was really cool man he wasn't like nah
leave me alone or anything so
but he's one of those that guys has been in a
ton of movies classic characters
and everything he was also in
what was that prison movie
American Me
He was also in that
And a ton of other stuff
I don't really know what I just found out a few hours ago
Of his passing
And oh man
He did a lot of good movies
A lot of good films
A lot of good characters
That he portrayed
So yeah
He had a stroke
Or complications from a stroke
what was he in the 70s
75
yeah
all right
but
rest in peace
all right boys and girls
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