The Horror Returns - The Action Returns - Ep.#71: Solider Boyz (1995)

Episode Date: December 31, 2025

This episode Brian and Nez head over to the jungles of Vietnam to help Major Howard Toliver and six juvenile offenders rescue a woman held hostage by a murderous warlord in the 1995 action film SOLIDER BOYZ. Veteren Howard Toliver (Michael Dudikoff) works at a prison for extremely dangerous juvenile offenders. Recruited to rescue a wealthy girl being held captive in Vietnam, he assembles a team composed of some of the most violent inmates, many of whom are enemies. After battling their way through the jungle, they lay siege to the fortress of the brutal warlord Vinh Moc (Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa), who has the hostage hidden away. Will they work together, or allow their rivalries to consume them?   Join The Action Returns Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/841619946357776 Follow The Action Returns on IG and X: Instagram: @theactionreturns X: @action_returns Check out everything Horror Returns at: https://thehorrorreturns.com Join The Horror Returns Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1056143707851246 THR Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thehorrorreturns Join the THR Presents: Stream Fiends Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/3860579827402429 Follow THR Stream Fiends on IG: @thrstreamfiends Hit up E Society on Facebook. https://www.facebook.com/ESocietyPodcast/ ESP Podbean feed: https://macnezpodcast.podbean.com ESP Spotify feed: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/esoc Mac Nez Podcast on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7jot3LglMA0EuGTUikXejq?si=21b39da4784e4528 E Society YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCliC6x_a7p3kTV_0LC4S10A E Society and Mac-Nez t-shirts Tee Public: http://tee.pub/lic/9ko9r4p5uvE X: E Society Podcast: https://x.com/esocietypod Mac Nez Podcast: https://x.com/macnezpod The Zissiou: https://x.com/TheoZissou Instagram: E Society: https://www.instagram.com/esocietypod/ Mac Nez Podcast: https://www.instagram.com/macnez/ The Zissiou: https://www.instagram.com/thezissou/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@esocietypod  

I'll find your bitch. Just get me out of the shithole. But your badass ain't going nowhere. Shut up. I ain't got nothing to lose but 50 years off a life sentence. Do me a favor. Send me to Vietnam. Vietnam. What are you talking about? What y'all don't know? Is a girl captured in Nam?

Look, man, I'll find your bitch. That shit ain't nothing compared to what I'll go through out here. Yeah, I could be into that. I beat the hell out of this pit. Shut. Don't you think you've done enough? Maybe you're the one who hasn't done enough. Sir. Say that again.

What the brother's trying to say is you just ride in the system. Recycling us until we end up dead. So what's up? Baby, I need some action tonight. Welcome back, everybody, to a brand new episode of The Act for Returns. I'm your host, Brian. With me, as always, is my brother Nez. What's up, man?

Yo, what is up, everyone? Thank you all for listening to our last one, which was... Avenging Force. Almost it's Savage Streets. We got to do that movie as many times as you said it. Oh, man. attention force that was a good movie though but you guys did listen to that we're yapping it up at the end and we came across this movie which i had never seen and i really can't believe you haven't

seen it i've seen this a few times no i mean i never even heard of it so i didn't know i know was michael dutnikoff and uh cane from uh menace's society but there was a there's a bunch of people in this movie that were people. I mean, Hector, Hector from Friday. Smokey, what so? Yeah.

You got Johnny Sonami. Yeah, man, everybody was in this movie, so I was all about it, but this is 1995's Soldier Boys. Ex-Marine major, Howard

Tulliver, ran the toughest high security prison for juvenile offenders. I do my fighting here now. I've seen more kids kill them to streets than I saw in Vietnam. But now, he's about to be ordered back into action. The mission to rescue an American hostage, held for ransom by a guerrilla army. Bring it to the camp. The crew, six of the deadliest inmates.

I ain't got nothing to lose but 50 years off a life center. Do me a favor. Send me to Vietnam. The offer. An unconditional pardon. You can back out right now. If we turn to prison, no question is asked. This is the story of the soldier boys. Let's get it on. This is our destination.

We ain't got a tank? No, we ain't got a tank. Then I'll steal one. We'll be outnumbered 1001 by people fighting for their lives. It's supposed to be a team. Well, the America! This ain't a wild west show. Michael Dutnikov of American Ninja, Human Shield, and Avenging Force.

Carrie Tagawa of Mortal Kombat and Kickboxer 2. David Barry Gray of Dead Presidents and Oliver Stone's Nixon and Tyrant Turner of Menace to Society and Panther In Soldier Boys, they're a dirty half dozen, but twice as deadly. With a Z. Yes.

Action thriller, hour and 30 minutes, rated R. And this one is veteran Howard, was it Tolver? Yeah. works at a prison for extremely dangerous

juvenile offenders recruited to rescue a wealthy girl being held captive in Vietnam he assembles a team composed of some of the most violent inmates

many of whom are enemies after battling their way through the jungle to lay siege to the fortress of the brutal warlord was it Venmok yeah who has the hostage hidden away

will they work together or allow their rivalries to consume them okay see i cannot tell if this was supposed to be a juvenile detention center or just prison it seemed more like a prison from what was going to be grown-ass people in there yeah these are all men these ain't teenagers but you got a disbelief uh i am to be a group of prisoners are going to Vietnam to rescue the daughter of a VIP, the ones who survive, get their freedom back, but hell awaits them. This is directed by Lewis Monroe.

I think that's how you say. I mean, Marnow, I don't know. Written by Daryl Quarles and this stars, the great Michael Dutnikoff, as Major Howard Tolver. The late and great. Ooh, I can never pronounce his name. Is it Carrie? Hiroyuki Tagawa as Vin-Muck.

See, I didn't even know he was in it. And when he, his name popped across the screen and I was like, oh, I mean, we see. Me and my daughter recently just watched Johnny Sunami. And when he pops up as the grandfather, I'm like, that guy always plays a villain. And she was like, this guy? And then she watched a little bit of soldier boys. And he popped up. And I was like, see, villain.

oh shang sung uh i haven't seen johnny tsunami in a while i did like that one i remember i don't think i could reach the remote and the kids were watching disney channel and it came on so i was like uh okay well snowboarding all right let's let's see what this is about so yeah it was it was a good movie i liked that one you guys haven't seen it still holds up yeah i didn't like that second one though um well they're riding dirtboards i think yeah we didn't go that far i saw it once i don't really remember i think they're both on

uh disney plus but anyway and kane is it tyrant turner that's his name as butts a jacolin orbos as vasquez i'm like really did you need to call it vasquez there's only one vasquez rest in peace

and aliens she went out like a champ a David Barry Gray as Lamb Channing Roe as Brophy I was like Who's making up these names

He Demetrius Navarro As Lopez A Chedwick Terrell As monster Don Stroud is Gattin He was a someone Um Uh

a very young Zen Gessner. He played Guard 1. You got to remember him from he was in a bunch of the Fairley Brother movies. He was like, I know why I popped in my head. You, me, and Irene. He was one of the state troopers. Yeah. He was the asshole in the ringer

with Johnny Knoxville. Yeah. And he played the, um, it was a shallow. how the uh whatever gwenna paltrow's name was her ex-boyfriend he was all smooth and swab but then when jack black could see and he was all zitty faces and big ears and he was in a lot of those fairly brother movies

but and a bunch of other people in this film but those are pretty much the main ones but brian when was the first time you had seen soldier boys I seen this in the 90s when it originally came out. I think it was on VHS. I mostly caught my eye because of Michael Dutnikoff. And then I seen on the poster, Kane was on there. And I was like, what the hell is he doing in this war movie?

So I checked it out. And I guess you could say it's a guilty pleasure, even though I don't believe in guilty pleasures, because I never feel guilty about anything I like. but it is a wacky war movie i mean there's just ridiculous stuff going on people are shooting a k's holding them sideways with one hand the the the plot is ridiculous and i do i will say one one little nitpick uh carri yuki togawa who plays ben my I feel like he was underused in this. Yeah, they didn't

use him good at all. He was just here's the bad guy. Go. He only popped in in for a few, a little bit. Yeah, he would show up and, like, shoot somebody and they'd go back to the main cast and then they go back to him, he pop

up and, like, say something to the hostage, and then it's just like he only popped up every now and then. Yeah, when they needed a, the bad guy, to throw the leader to say something. Yeah. But the poster,

he needed the toughest, hardest crew he could find. He found them in an L.A. prison. Soldier boys. A dirty half dozen, but twice as deadly. Okay. But yeah, everyone, like I said,

this is the first time I had seen this film. I never even heard of this. wait they got this on i mdb dark comedy action drama dark comedy i well you can laugh i mean you're gonna laugh if you've never seen this at a lot of the stuff that's in it because i was like what what i laughed every time especially when they're running around shooting the guns i was like

whatever i mean okay they're all from the streets but there's no need to run around and and shoot the way they were shooting i i just And, yeah, like, it was, it was a prison. It was not no juvenile detention center. I mean, it was far from that and everything. I just wanted to enjoy it. Just, like I've said before, just entertain me. And I was entertained for mid-90s, action,

probably straight to VHS film. Yeah, I really, I really. really enjoyed it. I thought it was awesome. It's on Tooby. Or if you have MGM Plus, it's on there. But, oh, man, this movie was crazy. I mean... Kane is the worst, though. Oh, he was killing. He was killing me.

Always bringing up his dick. Yeah. Anytime he can. I was like, is he still make movies? I haven't seen him in... I think I've seen a YouTube video kind of like you know where are they now and i think he's more behind the scenes with movies and tv shows now well he's still putting stuff out something called dutch three international gangster probably one of them like two be movies 2025 he's doesn't look like he's the main star i think he's just in it but i just

Yeah, he's still in the business. Yeah, he's just whatever, whatever he comes down the line, I guess. I guess, geez, how many Dutch movies did they make? He's in three of them, Dutch, Dutch 2, Angels Revenge, and Dutch 3, International Kingston. I might have to go down that rabbit home. Well, they're on Roku and Plex, the first one is, and whatever that movie, whatever that's about. but yeah he's he's just cane

in my eyes from a menace of society but but yeah overall as goofy as this movie is and you're like what no I enjoyed it

I thought it was good man they did what they do they tried to be as serious as they could making this dark comedy action film yeah they try to get deep

every now and then yeah I mean trying to get the the racist Nazi guy Brofey to change his mind and Kane was trying to get deep and he's like man

free your mind and your ass will follow Yeah I was like Really you're gonna Yeah I didn't buy him He was been in a ton of things I know he was in

Can't Hardly wait And he was Boogie Knights If you guys remember that movie He was the one that picked up I was watching Beat it Yeah

Watching him Pull on it in the truck And yeah He's one of those guys Is it popped up in a lot of 90s movies And Of course Hector

I mean He was also in 187 Yeah He was What was his name in that? I don't remember He was one of the

One of the gang guys He wasn't Richie littleton I know that it looks like he's directing now that's what's out

yeah so he's got a lot of director this one guy looks familiar to David Barry Gray was Lamb

um the one out of the group that was not supposed to be there yeah I was like well why would he seemed like a nice guy head he looks like

I guess he was in dead presidents I don't remember him in that unless he was one of the he was one of the soldiers yeah when they were in Vietnam I guess he could have been one of them looks like he's a producer an executive producer okay and

yeah he's still working his executive producer in some short films I know Vasquez pops up in a lot of things acting wise it looks like he's still popping up and stuff so but

but yeah I mean this movie I mean it's it's goofy it's you're just kind of like eh all right you're not really

just don't take it so seriously just enjoy it because in the beginning of this one is we're in Vietnam in 1995 i assume and uh what shang sung's name bin mok bin mock him and his gang are these guys just

like arms smugglers or just pirates or i take it they're probably used to be military but kind of are like on their own yeah they're not like because for some reason they got fatigues on and yeah shang sung's the only one with purple fatigues on for some reason. Some airplane is flying over them. And I guess they don't take too nice to strangers. So they get some rocket launcher

and shoot down this airplane. They shoot one of the engines. I mean... Expertly with the rocket launcher. Yes. No CGI. And this was a real plane that they used, shot, blew up. And it crashed landed.

So it was like a supply ship. It was going to drop supplies to, I don't know, maybe some villages in there bringing medical supplies. Like refugees and stuff. Yeah. So, and it's, what is her name? I assume it was like Gabriel Prescott. Was that her name? Yeah.

let's just go with that yeah it is because James Prescott was her dad okay so they're like oh no we got to get out of here they hand her a gun hey can you use this and no so but then all the the little soldiers they roll up onto the plane they go in there a lot of the guys that were in it died because they're just in there laying they're dead so yeah they go in there and I'm sure they steal all the the stuff out of the plane but then they're kind of looking around Well, who's in here? And they roll up on the pilot is still alive. And he's kind of telling them,

look, man, all these supplies and medical stuff is for your people. But you don't give a fire. No, he don't. Vin Mok's like, F.U. shoots the pilot. And then his soldiers, they find the Gabrielle. They find her. And they do a good job of showing how ruthless he is. because one of his guys was kind of like not feeling the fact that they're shooting down

a supply ship a medical supply ship for their people and he takes that guy out too for basically having a problem with it yeah he just point blank he just sticks that gun in his chest because he's like yeah why are we doing this we shouldn't do this and nope he didn't care it's how ruthless you got to be i guess when you're a warlord or something so they capture that girl and then now we go to what was it they're in California California Youth Authority

so there's not another youth prison I don't know this is a prison prison so and we're introduced to Michael Dutikov's character he's he was like a counselor wasn't he counselor slash

ex-military yeah wanted to help the youth and he's right in there with them he's just having child with them and we're in it slowly introduced to the whole the main the main guys yeah i think we get brophy first yeah with him getting food and uh we see that uh he's only heck these two guys they're only Hector and Kane in my eyes. Butts and Lopez. We see

that Lopez is looking over at butts and his buddy. And the what the hell is it? I already forgot his name. Major Howard

Tolver. He gets a call over the loudspeaker. Yeah, you better return to the war office or whatever but he's like he doesn't have nothing he doesn't want to go up there

and Butts is turning around take your white ass up there and just trying to talk shit I mean I know he's acting he's got to play the same character in every movie but I'm like come on

has he ever seen him in like a serious role where he's not trying to be all street tough I got a look at what he's been in he's been in a lot of movies the next thing that popped in my head was a deep cover but he was super young in that one

he was just kind of there belly he was completely ridiculous in that one he was badass in that movie with that perm I don't like that drop a dime on him he's in to walk around with a thick-ass glasses you ever hear the story how he just

he showed up like that with that character and they were like this character this is great we're going to put it in the movie oh he just showed

up like that yeah oh he smoked no he shot a method man didn't he or one of them did

that that big shootout in that bar anyway so we see that Lopez he's got a shank in his shirt like something's going to go down

but in walks the I assume this is the warden and this guy is uh Don stretch yeah Don Stroud he plays uh Gatton This is the warden of what He looks like a

Like an ex-military guy About to turn super villain Yeah I thought he was like the bad guy He walks in with a beret and a patch And He's walking in with this other guy in a suit um so but lopez is getting up and he's about to get into it with uh butts is homie but the um the the the warden and the other dude they kind of walk up on

on the major and they're talking i'm like yeah man we got uh something going on he was like the ceo of the prescott international whatever they do uh biotech industries he's telling in uh toll where he's like look man my daughter's over there doing what she's doing with supplies and everything and they got shot down we need you and uh to whip together a team and go in there and get her and their keys like yeah well that's not really my thing anymore but uh good luck first of all they probably wouldn't even talk about this type stuff right in the in the cafeteria oh no no and buts is over there like listening kind of hearing what's happening so he's hilarious he just he's someone to find your bitch yeah

because he told them that yeah crash lens and they got shot down in vietnam but tolvers not even having it man they're there's giving them the lowdown this is where she was shot downhand these are the guys that that got her they show uh they throw down a picture of um uh vin mok but he's like he don't care he's like eh huh that's not for me but's is really listening to it and he tells like nah i don't think i can do it yeah and that's when bus turned i'll do it i'll go in there and find your bitch yeah and all this i was kind of like wait really so but yeah then we're out in the

basketball the exercise yard butts and his buddy are over there lifting doing some sets but then Lopez comes walking in out into the yard and then they have a flashback looks like

I don't know two Mexican rival gangs were fighting each other one kid is running down and he's they always shoot in this area when they make these gang movies in this one stretch where I don't know where exactly where in LA is it But they always use it in all these gang movies

Where this scene is So the This gang is chasing somebody He's running down this hill He comes Running across us the road And Butz and his homie Are driving in a car

And then that kid He gets hit, flies into the windshield They slam on the brakes And they're like Hey man, what's up? And Butz gets out he's talking shit. He's talking shit.

And he's like, look what you did in my car. And then he's like... Yeah, he says, first you steal from me. Now you fuck out my car. Yeah. And then he's like, my homie's got a gun. And then this guy pulls out a oozy assum out of his jacket.

But Lopez comes running over. And that's his buddy that's that they hit. But the other guy, uh, Butts his homie, he pulls out his Uzi and just unloads into this kid. So he's dead. Lopez sees it. So now this is when he's like, that's the reason why him and butts are at button heads.

So Lopez walks up onto Buts his homie. I don't even know that guy's name. He walks up on into him. I don't like, no one saw him. He just pulls at that knife and just. start shanking him like this is for roll and then just start stabbing him and then he's like look at me look at me he goes i did this to you so we go back inside the prison uh the warden and the other guy are still trying to get tover to do it but he's like nah man this is my job is here i need to take

care of these and then turn these kids around but they're like nah man so we're going back outside butts buts runs up and uh lopez is like man hey you took one of mine now i'm taking one of yours and then then butts is like hell no then this big ass fight breaks out they goes spilling out from the yard into the hallway where tover and the warden and the other dude are and they're all just watching it and then everyone's just fighting and fighting then the guards come running in and then it's over he runs over he starts pulling guys off

and inmates are punching him he's punching him back and again these are supposed to be kids but he's just beats the shit at a toll or butts and Lopez so they're basically

like the butts and Lopez are like motherfucker I'll kill you and all that they're just kind of going back and forth and then Tolver is kind of like Man look man

I guess This is when Butts starts yelling He goes man I'll find your bitch Just get me out of here And then What was that like

A white kid's name? Brofee Yeah brofie's kind of like Yeah just shut up man You ain't gonna do nothing So But butts is kind of like I ain't got nothing to lose man

But 50 years off my life sentence So I'm like Okay I mean, obviously they did something serious to be put in here. So I'm sure as soon as they're done, or as soon as they hit 18, then they roll over into the big house. Yeah, because when you get to like Vasquez and she's telling her story, like she was getting molested in a foster home.

And then she took an ax and she said she just kept swinging until there was nothing left. Yeah. So Butts is just screaming like, yeah, just do me a favor. man i'll find that bitch just send me to vietnam and everyone's like what what everyone's talking about it everyone doesn't really know what's going on but then butt starts yelling it's like yeah you guys don't know there's some girl captured a nom and they need someone to go rescue her so he's just yelling man i'll find your bitch and goes they ain't vietnam ain't nothing compared to what what i've been living in growing up in the hood and uh brofie's even like yeah you know what man

I could do this too and everyone's just kind of like all right man whatever in Monster where we find we see him but then he finally says up says anything

so he's a monster kind of said something to him and then Tover's kind of what and Buttsar's going and he goes what he's trying to say is you're just riding the system you're just doing what you're doing here

talking about recycling all the kids that are coming in there basically until they're just die in there or get out and then die in the streets so he's sitting there the wheels are spinning like uh i don't know even the warden is looking at him so he's like oh man whatever so they go outside and uh tover's kind of looking around they go and look at the the body of that the other guy that uh butts is hungry they got killed still inmates standing around

yeah i was like man they would include that car quit yeah So all within those few minutes, Tover was like, you know what? If I'm going to do this, I want to take some of the kids with me. Okay. Even if they were allowed this. I was like, man, I mean,

because even the dude that was trying to hire him, he was like, wait a minute. He goes, man, I don't want to be. He goes, I'm not sure about putting kids in danger. Yeah, even if you suspended disbelief, there's no way you're like, yeah, take some of the juveniles. This is a great idea. Fighting in the streets is different than fighting in the jungle in another country. Other than people that you're going after is going to try to kill you.

There's other things in the jungle that could kill you. You. This is what my uncle told me. He was over in Vietnam. The snakes, the spiders, the this, the that. Everything that was out there that could kill you other than the people you're fighting against. I was like, damn. And I'm sure most of these guys that have never been in any kind of jungle, much less even left, L.A. but this is what I was really starting to laugh I mean I get it it's a movie it's entertaining I love this movie I need to see if it's on Bluroy I'll definitely add it to my collection and Tover is a trusting individual because he was like

I need full pardons for everybody that goes on the mission and comes back and then the ward's just like we'll work something out yeah he doesn't even even think about. He's like, all right, man. We'll, we'll think of something. She tells Prescott, I'm going to need $10 million

donation to use services. And that guy just like, just shakes his head. And I was like, man, you're not getting nothing in writing. I know, man. I mean, you know what? You need to give that $10 million to them first before I leave, before I get on that plane

with all these miners and hand them guns to go over there and kill basically. so he's talking about yeah they need scholarships and libraries and gyms and all this type of stuff and he's like all right man i'll do it so he would tell him like smile prescott it's tax deductible true so he gets all the files on i assume he had an idea of who he wanted to take

I mean, we all know because of the stars. But Brofey comes walking in, and he is, I think he had two counts of first-degree murder. Yeah, one Korean, one Chicano. Yeah. And he's talking about it. Because after he said, what, there's no blacks, no blacks, no blacks, brofi. And he's kind of like, I'm working on it. So he's like, all right.

right he this kid the first thing i seen him in was it uh can't hardly wait and he he was a little soft asshole in that movie he was one of a mike dexter's crew so so he's kind of like all right man whatever so again he's just doing the the weeding out process he doesn't know exactly who he's going to take yet because brofie's like am i going with you I'm I going with you? And they just kind of grab him and take him out. And the next one he brings in is Lopez. And so they all know why he's in there.

And they know that he killed that other guy. I think his name was Jenkins. This is Lopez's serious moment. All right. You guys didn't see it. But you know he just killed this other kid, teenager, quotes. maybe an hour or two ago. He kind of confesses to it.

Yeah. Without really confessing to it. I mean, if you, like, just pay attention to what he's saying. So, but he's telling him, yeah. He's being all rough and tough. Because Toler was kind of like, man, you better listen to me. But then Lopez jumps like, I do what I got to do, protect what's mine. essay and he's just staring at him giving that hard-ass look so he's basically yeah

I mean we're this supposed to see how tough he is so he's like all right man and then next we bring in butts yeah if you want shit you want shit to get done you come to me yeah he goes you guys I don't want shit just let me do my thing so told her was kind of like all right you get you think you're such hot shit uh he of course he was a part he didn't pull the trigger but i'm sure that's probably why he's in there him and his buddy were in there well his buddy's the one that killed that other kid in the beginning but he tells him yeah you're selling drugs you're gang banging you're doing all that but he basically tells him because you ain't shit

this is totally different on what we're going to be doing so but we know he's going to go but yeah he jumps up and tries to get all rough and tub with them and he's just laying down

his life basically I'm going to take what I'm going to take and I'm going to do what I got to do in this world I mean pretty much what he was saying so he was just looking and I'm like hmm all right again

Tover is major he's been in obviously he's in the age of the Vietnam age and everything so he's been to war so then this is where we're introduced to Vasquez

I sexy ass didn't realize that they have females and males together all in one thing I don't know I don't know how this is the work usually beyond that other side separated

but she's like too pretty to be all rough and tough she got her bandana on and was she doing an accent yeah because it didn't really seem like that's what she sounded like oh no

she don't sound like that she's playing the role but she's basically like all right why are you here so she's telling like yeah both of my parents were killed when I was five and then so they since she didn't have no parents she got thrown into the system the the foster system so bouncing around here and there uh abusive foster parents and all that and then that so she said that she got tired of it and killed uh all of them she said she took her action just started swinging

so they're like all right so i mean that's all he probably needed to hear that she was rough and tough and she ain't afraid to kill. So he brings it. And this is where we're introduced to a more introduction to Monster. And he's telling him, he's reading down his convictions. It says here, you killed two guys with your bare hands. And he said, you did all this before you were 15. So he's sitting there reading it.

And then when he moves, Monster's sitting in a chair. And we got two guards trying to hold him down. obviously he's handcuffed as well so he's kind of telling look man I should just do the world of favor and kill you myself but then monsters like fuck that ah he jumps up

and he's fighting with the guards tries to bite that one guard in the night yeah so they're just laughing at him and he's like all right man well this kid's rough and tough so dude a cough

Tolvin he's he's walking through the jail and this is when we're introduced to lamb lamb and he's just in there mopping the hallway and then the guards were just I don't know

giving him shit I guess no they wouldn't he wanted to talk to Tolver and they wouldn't let him talk to him and then that's when he busted out his martial arts taking out guards

Yeah, he took out the first two And then two more come running up And he's like, they won't let me talk to you And he tells the guards to let him go So he can talk to this kid And he asked him Where did he, well, because since he was kicking ass Like, where'd you learn to fight like that?

And he's like, the Red Dragons And he's like, what is that a gang? And he said, no, it was a Chinese restaurant Where he worked. So I guess the cooks and everyone taught him how to fight. I mean, what's that one we did with Chuck Norris? Which one?

Side kicks. Oh. That kid learned, what was it, the frying dragon? Yeah. Well, what's his name in the dragon, the Bruce Lee's story? Bruce Lee. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he was fighting all the cooks.

Well, he was more so. taught them. Yeah, I mean, he taught him I'd take an ass weapon. And I thought he was banging that, uh, that waitress. That went, a hot one. There was no way she was messing with that little short dude. Oh, hell no. He was a little old man.

He was just, he was just hating. Yeah. He got some in-shaped young buff, Bruce Lee. Shout out to, uh, Jason Scott Lee. Where's he been? He was just in something. I just recently watched Back to the Future, too. I remember he was in that one.

If you got no power. You take whatever you can get in Hollywood. For those of you actors, you got. I got to look this up now. I think I just recently seen him in something. I just recently watched Dragon. I haven't seen that movie in a while. Oh, man.

Jason Scott Lee. Well, he was in Lee Lone Stitch. That's what he was in. The live action one? Yeah. It's a little small role. But when he pops up, you're all like, Bruce Lee.

And then my daughter was like, really? And I was like, well, not the real Bruce Lee. What was that movie? Wasn't he in Time Cop 2 or one of those ones? Yeah, Time Cop 2, the Berlin decision. that was uh no uh no van dam i was like why did he do that one or why didn't he do that when he did all the the other ones their cocaine budget was low have we done those we did time count no oh no that's why he did time cop too i'm thinking of a universal soldier no we have not

that's what i'm thinking it was the second one that van dam didn't do and then he came back for all the other ones but anyway so yeah talking to to this guy they he sees them and because he's like oh come on a lot just want to talk to you and he's but then tolin kind of just looks over and he goes yeah um have his release papers ready with the rest of them so yeah you got the guy from the fairly brothers movies yeah he's like no you can't take him he's a huge killed his parents and rich kid killed his parents slit their throats he looks like he could have been a teenager yeah he looks hell of young in this movie so now we're in some hangar and they're all ready to go they show up with all the the bad kids so it's a whole military

operation these guys are all ready and ran to go so these guys are just straight they must this is probably what they wore when they got processed into this youth facility Tullivan that's how he pronounces it because he rolls up on

from now on my name is Major Howard Tullivan and you guys better listen to my ass so he told he's telling him look man goes you guys might get these pardons but he's basically give him a look you can go and we can do this

or you can you can leave right now but I mean I'm sure these guys would rather do this than sit in prison so he's like I was like okay so now he's got them all and they're all getting ready to load up into this military airplane and fly to Vietnam so this is when we get a flashback of the major it's uh his wife and his daughter he looked like he just got home from work and they're just doing their thing playing ball and then we see these two uh black gentlemen walking down the street and then all of a sudden another car comes pulling up uh along the side and one guy just starts opening fire on those two guys on the sidewalk uh two guys are shooting one guy's shooting the AK

and the other dude in the backseat is shooting a Uzi but they shoot the two guys are shooting but then they're just shooting wildly and they hit Tollivan's wife

and his daughter Yeah, because she's standing up I mean shield your daughter yeah but get behind something drop down on the ground Yeah To stand with your arms out

so back in the plane they have these kids all handcuffs still but uh buts is talking to lopez telling them like look man this the shit between us ain't over he goes we're here let's just do this so uh lopez is trying to just like like are you threatening me

and then they're just kind of be tough back and forth And then Vasquez kind of chimes in, basically telling him to shut up. And then to lamb, he kind of chimes in. Basically kind of telling, oh, come on, guys. But then they're like, bitch, shut up. So he's like, eh, okay. So we get to Vietnam. And then we see, um, was it Gabrielle?

Yeah. I guess she escaped because then they start chasing her. No, no, no. they didn't even catch her yet they finally caught her so they roll up on her and then take her take her to the camp is what they say so these guys they finally get there they take off the chains and basically tell them like all right man let's go let's get in the Huey so they all the Huey shows up they get in it and they all go flying off to their little their little base camp well first we get the first mention of butts is

dick. Vasquez's tying his tie in her shoes or boots and he's like, why are you down there? This is going to be many moments where he brings his dick out. But then they get into it and they all start fighting butts and Lopez

are fighting Vasquez and she's in there fighting and then Tolovan pulls out his M16 and just starts shooting the ground by them. Shooting all wild and then it basically calm down so

he's like all right this is what we're doing he's gonna give them somewhat a crash course in training so they're kind of like

all right but Brofey and Monster get into it because Brofey's racist mouth said something so they they start fighting

in it and then and then wait was he just trying to see who was the toughest I guess he was like they want to fight you fight me

yeah so they're the monster is the first one to rush him yeah and he ends up slamming him on the ground and Vasquez comes running over he just throws her over his shoulder and then butts comes in and he busts him up

so basically you guys need to calm this shit down and get this shit out of your system so now since everyone's calmed down he breaks out the map and he's telling him like look man this is where we're going trying to just give them the layout of what they're supposed to do

so you think it was weird there was no kind of training before they left I guess they didn't they were on time time clock man they had to hurry because I think we We do get a training montage, but I thought it was weird. They waited until they got to Vietnam to train.

I guess you got to get into the elements. Okay. Get into the elements. I'm sure it's hot and humid there. That's my uncle told me. He goes, oh, my God, it was so humid over there. So basically, yeah, he's giving them the plan. This is the layout.

This is what we're going to do. And these guys are, all right, man, we can do it. We can do it. but um you I mean yeah they

they didn't yeah they didn't do any kind of let's some kind of plan before they got there I mean they just basically here get on the plane get here now I'm gonna lay out the plan for you guys

that's why this is like the most unbelievable plan ever because you got these kids I'm doing error quotes kids kids with no military training that fucking hate each other. Yeah. And they're supposed to just get along in Vietnam and save this billionaire's daughter from this militia group.

If you want to see a better movie, came out in the 80s. We already done it. Go check out Band of the Hand. Watch that one. That's also not believable, but it was more believable than this than this one because when they were training they had training they showed a lot of those training

when they were teaching them how to how to shoot the guns and everything so I assume this is their first night and all right man you guys get to some rest and then you guys take turns on who's gonna who's gonna watch

so back in the bad guy camp we see that Gabriel they have her all tied up and I already forgot his name Ving Mock Basically here

We're going to call The Whoever's To get a ransom from you He shows her a quick little news clip That they know that she's missing And everything And she's a hostage

So He's kind of telling them like Look you need to call them And to let us know We want money or whatever We're going to kill you. So we're back.

We're back with all the kids and them just arguing back and forth and everything. And then Tolliver's like, all right, come on. This is when we finally get some kind of somewhat crash course and military training with them. Other than him yelling at him and is so not believable, they could have got someone to at least I don't know could have did a little better job with them and more believable

in this but anyway he kind of did the same thing like in full metal jacket first thing first and last thing out of your fully holds is sir so he's just kind of schooling all them and there's what six of them plus him so that's seven and he's basically telling you look you're on a mission to

to save someone so we're going to go in there and save it and you got to look out for each other and go don't just watch don't look after your ass yeah butts and Vasquez Lopez is still going at it because he was like telling butts

how do you know how a gun works and he says I know it worked your home boy so all right they hand these kids weapons now fully automatic machine guns AKs and M16s and all that

and have I shot M16s I've shot M16s I've shot AKs and the way these guys are holding on you don't hold it

with one hand sideways that put the butt up against your shoulder and shooting aim they're just holding it like straight in front of them, butts touching their guts. And they're just shooting. I'm like,

oh my God. Yeah, there's one, monster and Vasquez kind of get into it. He tries to slap her, but then she like blocks it and then boots him in the face. And he's screaming, come on. So she starts kicking him in the throat. Then she grabs her and slams her on the ground. And Lamb was going to try to try. to stop it but then bust like

no man it's good she can fight so Vasquez kind of gets the upper hand and then boots him and then we get more training these guys are running around in the jungles apparently backing each other up

and Lopez he comes running he pulls out two sidearms he's got one sideways and holding two guns one sideways or the other one just holding it regular That's for better accuracy. Oh, man. So, yeah, this is a little training montage of shooting live rounds and everything.

And these guys are just shooting wildly. We see Lamb. He's got a pistol. And he's just jumping, smiling, just firing any which way he could. And Monsters doing the same thing. He's just holding big machine gun sidewise. ways and everything and they're trying he's trying to give him somewhat some kind of military training and everything but they're not really paying attention because uh during this

scene um brofie lopez and lamb they're walking around basically try to keep an eye on one another and keep watch each other's back they walk and then fall into this big foxhole and ah that's covered with leaves and everything and they go falling in there and then Tolliver kind of runs up and he goes You guys you guys are dead Because they start yelling Brophy you're supposed to be point why didn't you see this

And Tolliver's like you guys are dead So And they kind of bring them out So They're like all right So now they're at night They're eating dinner and all that And then they're just kind of, they say, all right, man, we're going to sleep.

And now you guys, let's just do our thing. So Vasquez, not Vasquez, is Lopez. He's doing first watch and then he hears something. Was he smoking a joint? I think cigarette. Oh. So he's sitting there watching and he hears something. And it's Brofi.

And he looks at, what are you doing? I'm going to the bathroom. So he's holding a. of a toilet paper but he's got his whole backpack with him and everything so it doesn't really think anything much of them so

all right now they're finally into the jungle and they're walking towards where they need to go so Brofey and Lamb kind of get into it a little bit so Brofey pulls out a big knife like he's going to stab

lamb but then Lamb's kind of like you Come on, let's go. Rofi's just trying to be rough and tough. He's some Nazi skinhead guy probably. Oh, he is because he got that big swastika on his chest. So, I mean, these guys aren't used to the elements.

They're sweating. They're huffing and puffing. And then all of a sudden, this is when they get into their first firefight. It's like they hear something. I mean, other than these guys would have all been dead because they're not watching each other's back. and just trot along and they're all tired and everything. They stop it because they kind of hear something. But then all of a sudden, one of the soldiers,

the little rebel soldiers that they're fighting pops around a tree and just starts opening fire on them. And they all like, ah, they all drop. Tollivan shoots that guy and he's yelling at everyone, get down, get down. And they're like, which way is it coming? And they're like, I don't know, I can't see. and they all just start firing in all directions.

Yeah, I'm surprised no one shot each other. Yeah. And these are like all lucky shots because all these soldiers that are coming out, these rebels that are coming out from behind the bushes and everything, they're just getting shot up. Vasquez takes one out. Tolver, he took out a couple.

So they're just kind of like, what's going on? So they're like, oh, okay. um cane butts he's holding an m16 with one hand and just other than

you can just hold it and pull the trigger he's like throwing punches with it yeah I was like oh man what's happening here so and he's hitting people

and they're all just firing in every direction just wasting bullets but Tollivan kind of tells him Just come on, calm down, stop So he's telling him, all right guys, let's go So we get them, they're just traveling across the country Like helicopter shots of them walking Over the rice paddies and through the jungles and everything

So they're kind of like, all right They get to this old bridge Kind of reminds me of that bridge in Indiana Jones And Temple of Doom So Tollivan's kind of like, right man look man let me go over there and go across and check it out so he's walking across he's looking down he sees some kids swimming in the in the river lamb goes with them and everyone else is still hanging out on the other side uh they get to the other side of the bridge and he gives

them the signal like come on guys let's go so they start walking across monster is going i assume they were just going one at a time he starts going across the bridge And then, no, someone started shooting at him? Oh, no, Rueh. Tollivan, he was over on the other side. Monster and Lamb got all the way over there with Tollivan. And then Brofie was coming. And Tollivan realized he was looking out like, he heard something.

So he looks and these soldiers come running around out of nowhere. And Brofie starts running back to the other. the side of the bridge. So they capture the Tollivan, Brofei and not Brofi, Monster and Lamb. Yeah, that's right, because Tollivan, there was some kids swimming by

and he looked at them and he sees that they were looking off at the distance. So they start shooting, Brofi's still on the bridge and he's hauling ass across. Everybody's returning fire at the bad guys and then one of the dudes shoots a like a rocket launcher i'm surprised the whole bridge didn't fall but uh brofie gets launched off to the side he's hanging on to the side of the bridge

but then he grabs onto a rope and so he's swinging and then the rest of them vasquez and uh lopez and but so like come on i will get you so he's hanging onto a rope and they're just starting shooting so uh mont or butts and lopez are pulling up a brofi just trying to get him up so they made him to the top and they're they're back on the other side i'm watching it here lopez did the same thing butts did when he was shooting he was like making it jerking the pit the the AK back and forth every time he shot it like throwing punches or whatever yeah every time they shoot guns man it's just hilarious i assume the directors no shoot it like this to make it street so but they're basically like no man they're

like we got to go save and we got to get them but they're not like nah man they're dead let's get out of here so uh brofie's kind of like no man they're dead but then he starts to walk away but then lopez grabs him and he goes look man because i knew you were trying to escape uh last night. And he's telling him, he's like, look, man, because you got to come with us. Because if you don't, if you don't, if you don't go with us, man, I'm going to, I swear to God, I'm going to kill you. So Lopez pulls out his gun, like he's getting ready to shoot him.

But Vasquez is kind of, look, man, you with us or you against us? And then Brofie's kind of like, oh, fuck it. All right, let's go. That's when butt straps his, for your mind and your ass will follow. Yeah. So we see. the soldiers and they got the other three basically just have them tied up

and put uh no this was someone else that they killed yeah they killed some random guy by putting a bow constrictor inside a sack and putting a sack over his head they did that in um it was one of the mission and action movies i want to what's it the first or the second

one. Those movies all blend together. I don't think it was a snake. I think it was like a rat or something. I think it put a rat in a gunny sack and stuck it over Chuck Norris's head and then when they pulled a bag off, he's got the rat in his mouth. Damn, we've got to put those on the list.

Yeah. I haven't seen Mission and Action in forever. So these three are all tied up. Lamb is scared. Monsters like, like fuck that, I don't want to kill everybody but uh tollivan is trying to tell them to like come on and just just calm down uh one of the soldiers just starts shooting over their heads and just trying to scare him and lamb is just going

off like hey motherfucker and he starts yelling at him then monsters starting to yell so they pick up monster and they start dragging him off somewhere and they throw him on the ground and then they stick that big giant snake close to him so they pretty much doing the same thing they wrap a boa constrictor around his neck and then they stick a gunny sack

over his head so he starts screaming lamb is like all tied up like fuck trying to get out yeah he's crying losing his mind and Tollivan's kind of like dude man it's gonna be all right it's gonna be all right all of a sudden you hear some kind of like crunching sounds

and Monster isn't moving they pull the bag off of his head he took a big ass bite out of the snake he spits it in that guy's face he's like here what's for the dessert and then while they're all got their they're distracted here comes the rest of the crew

they come running in shooting and they blast a few guys lamb rolls over he grabs someone's gun and then he starts starts firing Lopez rolls in with his two side arms shooting the gangster style Vasquez runs in grabs everyone starts cutting everybody loose and they just starts firing in every direction shooting all these other soldiers that are there Monster finally gets a hold of his gun and he just starts blasting everybody

everyone's just shooting every direction the bad soldiers they're all falling down Monster runs over He gets a A thing of Gas can Gas can Lamb almost gets stabbed in the back

But then somebody comes up And blast him Lopez almost gets shot But then Lamb shoots that guy That comes out of the bushes Tollivan just pulls out His gun And just start shooting in every direction

Shooting all these guys Monster gets the gas can He puts like a rag or something in it he runs over lights that on fire he runs he throws it into this hut and then he just ah everyone's running then that whole thing blows up so whoever was in there everyone's dead and they shot i soon killed all the soldiers that were around them i don't know how many bullets fit in each clip but as much as they were shooting those clips would have been gone like that but oh they should have no more ammunition.

Hey, it's Hollywood. So we go to somewhere. A little town. A little brothel with some working girls. So other than

you're over there for a mission to go save this girl and shoot everybody you can. They get you in your way. Tollivan decide, you know what? I think my guys are doing good. Let me give them a night off. So I don't know where they're at in Vietnam. But they come to some little town. They roll

into some brothel. And I assume they all have money. Yeah. I'm sure these girls aren't free. Not just as guys. These kids. Yeah. These are underage

kids. Drinking. Having their way with women. Ladies of evening. I don't even know where Tolovan's at. He's just sitting there

doing paperwork. He looks like he's writing stuff down. So all these guys are just in there. Monster is the only one that really got up and took off with one of the ladies.

So Butz and Lopez are kind of having a serious conversation. talking about their beef back home and all that. And then Lopez is kind of like, are we cool? And Butts is kind of like, you know, like, man, I don't want to talk about it right now, but Lopez does want to talk about it.

And he's, and Butts is telling him, like, look, man, that shit between us was there, but we're here. So let's, let's work together, basically. Yeah, he asks, is it over? And he basically says it's over when it's over. Yeah. But Lopez didn't get the answer he wanted. So he's kind of like, ah, he took us off.

A lamb goes outside, and he's over there talking to Vasquez. I don't know. I guess she's drinking, too, but didn't want to be in there with all them. So they kind of have their little conversation, and the butts comes out and ruins it. so what does he say this you ain't get none of these bitches in here

yeah so brofie gets on a motorcycle and takes off who knows where he's going it's a convenient he knew how to hot wire that thing yeah and the wire was already undone

these are street kids they know what they're doing learned in the streets yeah Tollivan's like in another room just doing paperwork I'm like, what kind of paperwork you do? Well, I don't know.

Maybe he's working on a map or something. So I assume he just let these guys party and get it out of their system. So maybe you figure like some of them probably ain't coming back. Yeah. So have your fun now. So. Oh, Monster, he's in there. just

slapping one of the girls around and then Vasquez comes walking in tells him to get away from her so she starts fighting with him she slaps him he pushes her off she runs at him she starts kicking him and then he grabs her

I don't know if he was getting ready to rape her or whatever but Lamb comes running in and he grabs monster and pulls him off of her so they start punching and fighting each other. But then Vasquez grabs a gun. Look at she had a rifle or something. She sticks it up to

monster's head. She tells him to let him go. But then everyone, all the rest of the guys, come running in. So they're like, all right, guys, this is enough. Let's go. One of the few real moments in this movie, because she tells him,

you're nothing but an animal. And he kind of has his expression on his face. Like, that actually bothered him. Yeah. they tried to throw in some serious stuff in this movie but while they're all in they're talking having this serious conversation they start hearing gunfire outside and it's the the soldiers the bad guys show up in whatever little town they're in humvees and everything and they're just shooting everybody that's outside uh the the town they start to

retaliate and they start shooting back at them but they're not doing good but talvin and the rest of his crew's like all right come on let's go so i assume somebody told um no they caught brophy oh that's right because he took off yeah so basically where are you guys where are the americans come out

and we're going to assume and neither he told or they just figured he must have came from this town yeah because he wants the americans where are you he's running around with a a blowhorn and uh ming vox he's he just grabs some girl pointing a gun at it like look you guys don't come out i'm a killer so they're like i man what are we gonna do what are we gonna do and they're like i don't know man but then they pulled he pulled out brophy and they got him it looks like he's all beat up but he's tied up and they're like come on out or he dies so like all what are we going to do

what are we going to do and Ming Vok is still just is it Vak Ming? Ving Mok. He starts counting down. Look, you guys don't come out, man. Blass this guy's head. So he starts doing a countdown, pointing a gun to the back of Brofey's head. But then all of a sudden, Vasquez, she comes out.

She's up high on the second floor. She shoots Ving Mok in the shoulder. He falls down. He starts firing back at her. and everyone else is firing at them. Brofey jumps off that truck and starts running. So, and these guys, everyone just starts unloading on all the bad guys. Vasquez is throwing hand grenades.

Vingmach is just firing at them. And I don't know what he's holding on to, but he's not falling out of the back of that Humveh. It's just going in reverse. Have you noticed by this point in the movie how accurate of shooters they became? Oh, yeah. I guess being over in Vietnam, he turned into excellent marksmen.

Yeah, they're like full-on soldiers all of a sudden. Yeah, so they get Brofie and they cut him loose. And these guys are just running down the street, all the good guys, and just killing all the bad guys. So, and with their unlimited amount of bullets, and you never see them change clips ever. There's no, no time for that. You just keep on shooting.

And these guys aren't even aiming. Not the bad guys, the kids, quotes. But they just like, they're just pointing the guns and just shooting. Everyone that they shoot at or point the gun at, they kill. So, yeah, they had this big firefight in this little town. Lopez got the double sideguns. Yep. most of the time he just had one turned sideways he's got both of them now

monsters running down the road throwing grenades into the into the houses killing the bad guys he has endless grenades too uh butts comes running around shooting his gun and and like punching it but at least he's holding it with two hands now um not when he snuck up on that one guy and when he turned around he did the the gun punch move yep Lopez is doing the slow motion jump and dive and shooting sideways as he's flying. Oh, man, this fight had to rewind it over and over. We see one of the bad soldiers he's shooting,

but comes around the corner and says, excuse me, can I get a cheeseburger? And then he pulls out his guns and his little sidearms and just starts shooting at it. when he's shooting him he's like punching as he should put shooting the guns was that random or were they referencing menace of society i have no idea double burger with cheese um so while this has happened lopez he's like all out in the open he's slow mo i was like oh man he's done for he's got two his two side arms he's spinning around firing weapons somebody pops up around up from somewhere and just boom boom boom guns him up so lopez is all shot up but lopez does

kill that guy that shot him uh lambs like vather up lopez so he runs up from out from whatever he was hiding behind and boom he gets shot in the arm so he falls down and uh lopez is slow motion death so he's dead uh butts goes running over to a lopez and he sees him and this is when they kind of have their moment they grab a

lamb and they carry him off butts is walking up on lopez and like man you're going to be all right you're going to be all right and then Lopez is kind of like hey man he goes is it over between us

and he says something in Spanish he goes the Palito P-L-E-I-T-O I don't know how to pronounce that

basically is the beef over with and Butz is like man this shit is over bro and then Lopez

kind of just dies well he got blasted up a few times yeah so he tells him he's like

do me a favor and he takes his crucifix off and he goes find Carmelita and give

this to her now is she gonna want him to give it to her knowing that he was his rival and killed his friends and probably who knows how many other people and much less will you be able to go into that neighborhood

where everybody knows who you are but this was the serious Oscar moment Lopez yeah give us the Carmelita but it's like Lopez Lopez and then he dies so Lopez is gone Lamb got shot and they're like

all right man whatever so they take his wallet sees a picture of Carmelita so they leave him there they can't drag him along and then more soldiers show up and they start another firefight as they're just running

trying to get out of there I like this scene they're running across this little open park or whatever and there's this lamb running along with them and they're trying to get it out of the way and I don't know if it got shot or what

but it like just flips over so I don't know maybe it hits something or he slipped in the mud but it looks like they got shot so they're running and they're just pointing guns back and forth Tollivan's running he sees a little kid that's out in the open

he grabs her and just kind of like little boy grabs him takes him into this church or whatever and hides them in there. A Huey helicopter comes flying over and they all just start shooting at it. And it's Ving Mok. He's in there shooting at them. Monster's shooting his shotgun sideways at the helicopter.

Like that's going to do something. Ving Mok starts shooting missiles out of the side. And one blew up by Vasquez. so she kind of gets knocked over. Lamb is holding his M-16 with one hand, pointing it at the helicopter as it's flying by, and he's shooting at it. Monster runs over to get Vasquez,

and Tollum is like, come on, let's go. So Vasquez, or Monster picks up Vasquez. She's got her, she's running along. She's got her arm over him, and they're just running. It looked like she hurt her leg because she's limping along. The helicopter comes flying up, them tolerant shooting at the helicopter and you knew someone was going to go out because it turned into slow motion and these two are just running as fast as they could so whoever's shooting hanging out of the side of the helicopter they shoot monster so he gets shot in the back and then so he's dead he's laying there and all the rest of the crew were shooting at the helicopter and vasquez she makes it to safety but monster yeah if you rewatch the scene you can tell like when the squid

went off, like Vasquez was not expecting it. Oh, yeah. Because I think that's her real reaction. So Monster is dead. It's when Butts gets his Oscar moment and he's like, damn, Monster. Yeah.

What? Half hour ago, Monster was beating her up, trying to rape her. Well, he was saving her. proved that he's not just an animal he's not a monster he was his redemption art yeah so i mean i knew he was going to get it once it started going to slow motion i was like oh no not monster if anyone he would i thought he would make it towards the end yeah it's not the way you would think his character would go out you think his character would go out like killing a whole bunch of people at

once and then getting taken out like pulling two hand grenades and jumping into a room of guys and shoulders and blowing them up. So Lopez is dead, or monster is dead. And they're all, they just hold ass out of that town. So they're on the side of some

river bank. And they're like, what's going on? What are we doing? Yeah, this is, they're blaming Brofee. Yeah. And this is when he has his Oscar moment. Yeah, because Kane, Kane, Butz is getting ready to

slice Brofey's throat because he pulls out his knife and he goes This is your fault Monsters Monsters dead

But then But then Brofey's like Go ahead Cut my throat You should have let me die Yeah So yeah This is his

His Oscar moment It's when he reveals His swastika on his chest Yeah Because he's going I I didn't fucking ask you to save me and they're all just looking at him he's he's crying so he starts yelling at uh toleman saying

this is your fault he goes why did you guys just fucking leave me let them let them kill me he's all like this is who i am this is who my father wanted me to be yeah and butts is like we're supposed to be a team and he's crying too but he's like no and he goes what and he goes i don't give a shit so he's yelling at them and then this is when he tears open his shirt when he's saying he don't care he's using some language

yeah but I don't know who did this tattoo looks like they just drew it on with a sharpie oh I don't know it was probably a prison tattoo but then after he

yells out this is who I am this is what my father wanted him be I think he, this is when he realizes that his way of life is, is bullshit. Yeah. Because then he kind of falls down and starts crying. He goes, fuck, I got Lopez killed. And he starts to apologize.

And then they're kind of like, hey, man, it's all good, bro. Let's do what we got to do because it's all of them is like, all right, man, it's time for payback. So gear up, let's go. They all must be fucking tired. I know, but you can't wait. I mean, you got to get out of there because they're all out in the open somewhere when they can get waxed up.

But look like Lamb just patched himself up himself. But then before they can get away, they hear something, they turn around, and here comes a boat, a little gunboat. One of those like swamp-looking boats with a big giant propeller blade behind them. Yeah. So, and another guy, I don't know if that was a M-16 or 50-Cal or something, but they're kind of like, Vaskas kind of, hey, man, looks like we got our ride up the river.

So they're being all sneaky and all quiet, all out in the open, not even trying to hide. Oh, it's a big open. I want to jump in the water and they're kicking their legs into water all around. I was like, just move your hand. You don't need to move your feet or keep your feet underwater. That tells me one of them could hardly swim. Yeah, so, yeah, making hell of noise. It's not like the boat fan was on or anything.

They were just sitting there in the boats not doing anything, and you don't hear this kicking and it's flashing behind you. Yeah, I mean, I would have heard anything. Brofie's on the riverbank pointing is, is M16 at them and it's who got the oh Vasquez and

Tollivan they're the ones that swam up Yeah Vasquez has knife throwing skills all of a sudden Yeah so she throws a knife kid one of them Tollivan pulls the other one into the water And then they all get on the boat Back at the bad guys' headquarters Ming Vok is a making in a video, a hostage

video, with what was saying, Gabrielle? Yeah. Basically, like, if you want to live, you better read this. So basically, like, okay, this is a, if you guys don't give them what they want, they're going to kill me.

But she's like, I'm not going to do it. And he goes, you will, or whatever he says. Johnny tsunami when you see when you see all these bad guys he's played and then when you when you see Johnny Sonami's all

nice and happy I mean you do what you got to do you got to act I mean to me that's range yeah he plays like these evil people and then you watch Johnny Sonami's like hey brother yeah he's like the nicest guy in the world yeah talking to Pono so basically they're like all right and he he looks like an evil motherfucker i mean in all his roles

but when when i met him i saw him and i look and i see shang sung i see the evil roles that he i see the the whatever his name was an american meeting but when i started talking japo yeah when i started talking to him yeah uh i saw johnny tsunami he was super nice really cool and i'm glad that i got to meet him i mean rest in peace he was amazing film film actor and for those of you that did meet him he's nothing but respectful and shook my hand hey man good meeting you and that was it so but it's it's tough to watch these these movies when he's just nothing but a badass the whole time.

Wasn't he in... The one with Dolph Lundgren Oh, once upon a time a little Tokyo. Showdown Little Tokyo. Yeah, that's right. Wasn't he in that one? Yeah.

I'm going to have to dig that one out too with the randomly recipes. You ever see him in Balls of Fury? Oh, let's see. There's a ping pong one. Yeah. oh man why did i see that movie oh we i went to the movies and that was like the only thing playing and that movie was hell funny so they're like look if you don't uh do this video

we're gonna kill you and then uh she's like no i'm not gonna do it and then he brings in like two hostages and he's uh got stuff there has them on the ground then he's like pulls the gun to their head and she's like all right all right i'll do it she caved easy yeah so back on the boat uh the our final survivors they're uh i assume going to wherever the evil layer is right now these guys are soldiers they went through i don't know how many gun fights and killed numerous people uh up to this point and this is only like day two uh of the mission. So

Gabriel, she ends up reading the note General Mock. That's what she calls them in this. So basically, I want $10 million in arms shipment or I'm dead.

So they're kind of like, all right, well, we'll see what we've got to do. Back into our heroes. they're walking through the jungles and then they're walking along and Butz pulls off his backpack

and goes like, look man, I don't think I need this anymore and he throws it and it lands on a mine and blows up. So Tullim is like, don't move. And what is Lamb too? Yeah. Bofi's like,

what was in that back? and he was full of explosive and uh, Buss is and no, there's nothing but like dirty underwear. I didn't think it was going to explode. So, uh,

Lamb, after, uh, Talvin told him don't move. He takes a step and he steps right onto a landmine. Yeah, you move, you moving your shit's in the wind.

Yeah. I mean, so he's standing there. Like, oh, fuck. Shaking. and I mean I don't know

much you can do take your boot off or whatever and keep pressure on it I don't know so but tolerance brings into action he tells him if you move your shit to the wind so he's like all right

so he's sitting there they start brushing around the dirt and everything and everyone else is scared well I guess nobody can move you don't know where these things are so lamb is just shivering he's just scared would these things have wires on the outside yeah so you can easily disarm though so while they're standing trying to be quiet and not move they hear soldiers coming and they're like oh fuck what are we going to

do so they're all kind of crowds down and like a hole they're like about 10 of them and he goes we got to do something so lamb is still he can't move he can't hide he can't do nothing and uh tolerant starts missing around with the landmine and uh brofie's looking around and he's kind of like like oh fuck it so he stands up and he kind of like creeps off uh behind them and so they're like oh no man what are we going to do uh butts kind of realizes that uh brofie's and then all of a sudden they start hearing gunfire and then it's Brofey

he kind of distracted him so like oh fuck what was Brofey at so he's Brofey's running through the wood or through the jungle and all those soldiers go running after him and I was like oh no he's going to go out like William Defoe in the platoon there's whole all these soldiers running

I knew he was going to die because they're all right behind him he's running in slow motion he's got to get his platoon moment there's all these soldiers are right behind them running after him uh... Tovin he runs up he's on top of a hill and he sees

uh brophy running for his life and then all of a sudden they just open fire on him they gun up his legs he falls or before he falls he turns around takes a few of them out but then they all just start lighting him up and we see he's getting shot in the leg it's two blast to the back

and those blood packs are just blowing open and you can clearly see it's a backpack full so he's getting shot boom boom boom he gets shot in the chest shot in the neck and then he's he finally goes down so

he redeemed himself for his evil ways and getting all the other guys killed but he did save the rest of the crew so they're all they just shoot

him and they just leave them there. But Tollivan's kind of like, fuck. So they go back. I assume Lamb is still standing there. Because Vasquez and Butts is standing there. He's standing next to Butts.

Oh, no, that's right. Yeah. Because Butts is like, damn, bro, you didn't have to do that. And then Lamb was like, you don't know, man. Maybe he did. So I guess we didn't see it. That they, uh, disarm that mind

because the way we focused on Brofieling. Tovin, he cut the wire. Okay. And it was the right wire because they do the classic movie thing when everybody's getting ready for something

to happen. And he cuts the wire and everybody's like breathing a sigh of relief. So they finally get to the bad guy. base camp and they're looking around like all right what are we going to do and this it's a whole

fortress everything whole camp dogs everything are there helicopters bunkers all that and i don't know how much ammo they carried with them did they just stick it all in their pockets because they none of them have have backpacks so they're just kind of figure out all right what are we going to do well no uh toleman he still has his backpack so i assume it's all full of uh full of ammo enough for everybody i guess and i don't know how heavy that is but they're kind of like all right uh tullivan's these guys the binoculars and he's kind of laying down all right this is there this is that they got guns here there so they're kind of asking well do you see where gabriel's at and it's like nah not yet so um um

he's looking around and they're like all right man this is this what we're going to do we're going to set up we're going to wait for dark and we're going to set up and then we're going to go in so tollivan dark darkness falls talvin goes in does his rambo thing and cuts the bob wire with his knife and then he goes in and crawls in so he's the one that went in basically told all the other kids look man you guys just hang tough and i'm going to do what i got to do he rolls in there with his wire cutters and starts cutting everything because those claymores are everywhere. So he cuts away through the fence, gets through all those.

He's hiding. He's walking around trying to find exactly where Gabriella is. And while in the process, he takes out a few guys silently with his knife. So he grabs a bag and he finds weapons. So he's filling a bag with grenades and everything. man he only put three in that bag i ought to put up as much as i can carry and started filling my pockets with them but that's me so he goes around he's still looking and trying to find out and uh somehow he gets some uh camouflage weeds or whatever and he's

crawling through the grass uh with all that on i assume he just found it and all the those boxes of weapons and gear and stuff and it's a movie all lit up soldiers walking around everywhere and nobody sees this guy crawling around on the ground but dude who costs the best he's american ninja so he crawls all the way over to one of the little bunkers and we see a soldier walking along and that he comes up behind him grabs him slams him on the ground that starts shanking him up so that guy's dead they uh we see gabriel she's in i don't know like some kind of pit with other uh hostages so he uh let's let's her know that he's that he's there basically i mean we're here uh we'll be back so just hang tough

starts going he starts crawling back around everything so she's ready she's ready to go so he makes it way bad he other than he finds out where she's at he goes all the way back i don't know how far he went but he goes all the way back to where the rest of the gang is and he's telling them look man we found her she's in some pit but before we go in there and try to rescue her we got to start taking out everybody in the towers so he's asking like well how are we going to our butts like how are we going to do this and then he's like oh with these and he pulls out these little explosives and claymores and grenades and every trusty bag of explosives i found so they're kind of like all right well this is what we're going to do all right he just handed

these kids explosives like do you know what to do here i don't have to explain you anything they just didn't show that part where you're talking about to use explosives that's what i was gonna say they trained them and didn't uh didn't show them how to use them so and like all right man let's let's do what we gotta do i'm hand you these kids these dangerous explosives they're gonna blow your hands off it would have made more sense of like you made one of the kids like into like explosives and burning shit yeah and had that one kid go around but you know that's not how they did the movie they did that in the band of the hand it was like each of them knew how to do something

special like the one I think it was Puerto Rican or cute no Cuban kid the good looking guy taught him how to be a sniper and everyone else had their own little specialties that they did again band of the hand awesome film guys have seen it so they're all geared up they're already they're in the camp now

Vasquez is kind of walking around she's setting up her explosive lamb he sets his up and they just just stick it anywhere all out in the open don't even try to hide it so lamb is walking around Vasquez set hers up Tollivan is running around he starts setting his up is well um i don't know where butts is but we go to uh ving mok he's in his little uh radio room and he must sense that uh evil is afoot so he's like bring the girl here so they're like all right so they go over to the to the pit uh where gabriel is and they drag her out and and Vasquez and Butts, they're lurking around.

They see it. And Tollivan, he is standing there watching. He gave Gabrielle a gun before when he first found her. So one of the soldiers grabs her, throws her on the ground. She pulls that gun out. Boom, shoots that soldier. Tollivan comes running up behind. Boom, starts taking out.

the other soldiers, uh, that are there. While this is going on, Vig Mok is putting on his face paint. Yeah. He's getting serious. So Dolomins starts throwing grenades and he's like, go, go!

So the whole firefight starts. Toloman is just wasting fools. Everyone that gets in his way, he's just gunning them out. I don't know what's in his backpack, but his back is full of something. He grabs Gabrielle and he's just pulling her along. Like, come on.

hide so he starts shooting everyone I don't know the rest of the gang they're all kind of hiding so Tullivan is just trying to shoot his way out of there and then Butz is like here give me the the detonator so Tullivan is

just waxing fools up everyone from the towers and and Butz is like hurry up give me the detonators so then while that's all happening he finally flicks the switch and things start blowing up lamb is i don't know where he's at he's hiding somewhere

so they blew up one of the towers that they had uh they pull out the other detonator boom they blow up some big we look like a water tower or something so that blows up and everyone's running all over the place tollivan finally changes the clip in his rifle and so he starts shooting at him lamb pulls out his little detonator but it doesn't go off and so Tollivan starts pulling out the grenades and starts throwing them all over the place

and Butts and Vasquez are you ready let's go so they run in get into the fight Yeah Ming Vak is in there putting his uh or his war pain on So he's up there um lamb is running around uh tollivan is just gunning up fools Here comes Vasquez and busts they're just running all out and the open just shooting every direction killing people lamb climbs one of the towers uh one of the gun towers he pulls out his uh butterfly knife he climbs up there uh vasquez and butts are just blasting fools any which way lamb gets to the top takes out the first guy slits his throat grabs the heavy machine gunner i assume slits his throat and then throws them off the tower uh

Butz grabs a grenade, throws it into the helicopter. No, not a grenade, I don't know, some explosive. And he just fucking stands there. Yeah, he slides that into a hole in the helicopter. Ving Mok comes out and he's like, come on, Americans, what are you waiting for? So he springs into action, does his little ninja roll behind some stuff. Butts and Vasquez are just running, shooting all directions, buts don't know how to shoot nothing.

hand in it with his M16. They see Vig Mok, he's crawling along. Lamb is still up on the tower, gets that M60 and just starts gunning up everybody. Toleran changes the clip again for the second time

and starts shooting and they're kind of like, what are we going to do? And they're like, all right. And then Tollivan looks, hey, bus, you think you can get this thing started? There's a Humvee. So he jumps in. dice uh hot wire it lamb is just giving them uh some covering fire he's shooting at ving mok ving mok is firing him back at him butts gets the humvee started get it let's go so they all jump in and gabriel's just putting along lamb is still up on in the top of that tower he looks down and he sees uh someone getting

ready to shoot a rocket launcher at him oh this part made me laugh there's a cable going from the tower, gun tower to who knows what. Lamb gets his rifle sticks it over the, I assume the handle.

Yeah, he hooks the handle onto the cable. Yeah, and then holds on to it. One hand sliding down there. The other hand, his sidearm and he's just gunning up fools as he's sliding down, and then that whole

big tower blows up. I remember he's trained by the Red Dragons. And the arm that he's holding on to with the gun, he got shot in the arm earlier. This makes it more badass.

As soon as he gets to the ground, he unhugs his gun, cocks that bad boy, and enjoys the fight. He just starts shooting up everybody. Butz is running along in the back of the Humvee Fist pumping his M16 at everybody

Lamb finally catches up to them jumps into the Humvee he starts shooting Ving Mach is just firing at them They go crashing through the front gate At the Humvee so and then all the soldiers come Running up behind them and just shooting at them I'm surprised nobody shot the tires So one of the explosives the countdown

Is getting down to one and then boom, that blows up and it just sets off a chain reaction and the whole village starts blowing up. I don't know how many charges they set up everywhere, but they think... Not that many.

So, other than they blew the hell out of the village and fought all night, they're hauling ass down the road. Sun's up, and as they're going along, they're like, oh, then there's explosions, and here comes Vingmocking that Huey, just shooting the rockets at him

and then he's got a machine gunner off the side shooting at them so they're just mobbing through the jungle trying to just avoid getting hit by either rockets or heavy machine gun fire Ving Mach is just shooting away at them

and they're they're running I don't know who this machine gunner is man he sucks because he ain't even coming close to them so lamb he he gets that big M60 that's on the back of their Humvee and starts shooting at him

Vasquez she starts shooting at him American Ninja he pulls out a rocket launcher and he's getting ready to gear up butt starts aiming but the rocket launcher doesn't work so he's like shit so the helicopter's coming

straight for him but pulls out his little detonator and boom he blows up the helicopter and if you guys remember he threw that little

explosives into the helicopter while I was still on the ground so he's the hero he blew up the helicopter Ving Mock is dead whoever else was in there Gabrielle

she's safe these guys are all good good job shoulders let's get the hell out of here five at each other yeah so what was there seven total? So well

six of them and Vasquez Buts and Lamb are the survivors Lopez Monster and Brofi are the ones that they lost

and we get this black and white picture because you remember that time they had take this picture yeah they get to the the spot where they're getting picked up. Huey rolls in there,

picks them up, and then it goes flying off back to safety. So mission completed. They lost three. They saved Gabrielle. And I assume the three of them all got pardoned.

Allegedly. Yeah. Because the warden said, we'll figure something out. Yeah. So we get this black and white picture of our heroes. I was just like, when did they have time to take this picture?

And who took the picture? One of the film crew, hey, this sounds a good, good opportunity for a picture. So we see them and then we see the helicopter flying off. And this ain't the helicopter that picked them up either. This is another helicopter. Goes flying off into the sunset. And that's your movie. So evil is punished these three heroes that were once street tufts.

And, well, I guess she was a street tough too, but she killed some people that were trying to touch her and everything. Well, they're all molesting her so. For as goofy as this movie is, this movie was awesome. Tobe, MGM Plus, and wherever else it's streaming. Now you're going to make me, D.R. Soldier, Boys, Blue Ray. Fingers crossed. I don't think so. Ah, there is one.

Oh, there is? Yep, it's a double feature. Oh, double feature. platoon leader. Oh shit. It's out of print. I am not paying $81.99 for for a

I used one. I look at eBay. Maybe they got it. Have you seen platoon leader? No. I seen it a long time ago. Soldier boys Blu-ray.

See who's got it on here oh shit 74 60 84 90 149 you guys are killing me who put this out I can't really see well who puts these

shout factory one of you guys put it out again because I'll buy it and I ain't paying this crazy price for it but all right boys and girls that was 1990 was it 95 is that what it was yeah 95

1995's soldier boys best of the mid 90s Michael Dutnikov Kane Hector and everyone else that was in this wild movie again

it was an awesome film I mean, just don't Don't just listen to this And not watch it I mean, you have If you haven't seen it You got to see The awesomeness that is

Soldier Boys So but Awesome awesome, awesome film everyone Oh man What do we got going on next? Well, we did double the Dutakov Now we're doing double the van dam With 1991's

Double Impact this is on prime or 2B if you guys want to watch it well definitely watch it before you hear our review if you haven't seen it too damn tough double impact i saw that in the theater yeah shout out to my cousin robert he's a big van damn guy he goes let's go see this go see this i said have you seen it before yeah

i said let's go see something else that no i want to see it again so i was like I wasn't the greatest but I haven't seen it in a million years. Isn't Bolo Young in this one too? Yeah, Bolo Young. A bunch of that guy. Jeffrey

Lewis is in there. Julia Lewis's dad. Geez, he's in it? Yeah. The teacher from what was it? What's that movie?

you bought on away I'm trying to see he's all in this there's hell of fools in this yeah I can't think of that movie Jeffrey Lewis was in that way we did that movie only the strong

oh that's right he was a night of the comment too. Might have to do that one at some point, but. All right, boys and girls, that is it. Come back next time for double impact.

If you guys listen to the wrestling returns, I was going to do a little, a bonus episode. I talked to one of my buddies at work and I won't go into what he said. I'll wait until you guys hear it, but I'm trying to get this other guy on, but he's

not responding to me. He's one of the guys I work with, but he's one of our managers, so he's real busy. So hopefully I can get some words in with him on John Cena's last match. All right again. All right, boys and girls, that's it. Come back next time for

1991's Double the van damage with double impact. So until next time, you guys be safe out there and party on. And be good to each other. I don't know.