The Horror Returns - The Wrestling Returns Bonus Ep. - AEW: Dynamite (2025) - AEW World Championship Street Fight
Episode Date: April 2, 2025This TWR bonus episode Brian and Nez rundown AEW Dynamite Street Fight match with Jon Moxley vs. Rated R Superstar COPE. Join The Wrestling Returns on Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/6...14555330016037 Instagram: @the_wrestling_returns X: @the_w_returns Check out everything Horror Returns at: https://thehorrorreturns.com Join The Horror Returns Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1056143707851246 THR Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thehorrorreturns Join The Action Returns Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/841619946357776 Follow The Action Returns on IG and Twitter: Instagram: @theactionreturns X: @action_returns Join the THR Presents: Stream Fiends Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/3860579827402429 Follow THR Stream Fiends on IG: @thrstreamfiends
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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, welcome to another episode of the wrestling returns.
Welcome back everybody to a bonus episode of the wrestling returns.
I'm your host Brian, with me as always as my brother Nez.
What's up, man?
Yo, what is up, everybody?
We're here to kind of run through this match that everyone was talking about.
But I didn't see any of it.
I just saw that clip that's going around.
Did you see any of this or did you watch the whole match?
Only the clip.
All right.
So it's the street fight, AEW, with John Oxley taking on the rated R superstar.
Cope.
Such a stupid name.
He's edge in my eyes.
I'd rather just been him Adam Copeland, but I don't know.
We don't run it at all.
But before we hit play, rest in peace to Batman,
a.k.a. Val Kilmer, aka. Thunderheart, aka. Iceman,
aka. Real genius. Mad Mardigan.
If you guys have seen that documentary he did on Prime Val,
it was a rough one. And even his scene in Top Gun,
Maverick was oh
That part had me in tears and he was
Dealing with the
throat cancer that he had and
Oh man. It was sad Valcimer. He left us with a lot of good movies
It was even um
What's his name in the doors?
Jim Morrison's
Yeah, but yeah. I got the news as I was driving home tonight. Mike
me a picture and I was like oh man I didn't realize he was doing bad so but rest
in peace vow and heart goes out to his family but all right every boys and girls
let's get some wrestling going so I don't know where they're at somewhere um it looks like
there's a lot of people there uh they're always complaining that no
one's at these uh live shows i think they're doing smaller venues now yeah it looks it looks
small so but uh all right ready yeah one two three play all right got maxley on the screen
his music is hitting coming out with his i hate the name i hate the name
here he is walking in the alley he's got his uh his belt and there's briefcase is that they say
yeah he keeps it locked away i haven't been following oh here comes cope he's edge everyone
here they go starting to battle it cope is throwing uh moxley into the
Back of the semi-truck.
A lot of power tools and stuff in there.
Exchange and blows.
Oh, man.
What's the edge-ish?
What's with cope and trucks?
That WrestleMania when him and Randy and we're fighting?
Oh, yeah.
I was happy we got wrestling.
It sucked.
It wasn't to anyone else's fault.
Ooh.
Cope.
kicked. Moxley out the back of the
semi-trailer into the garage door.
His mullet, man, is not good.
Screw your hair back again.
Uh-oh.
Up, slammed him
my coat into
the door. He jumps back in the
semi, grabs his briefcase,
heads in. Then use those ladders
over there. There comes a
ref.
Why don't they just run? He's just like walking.
I still feel for
He's edge everyone
I mean yeah he was cleared years back
but I still feel iffy man
like right here
his neck
I guess they're in Omaha
Boxley don't care
Cope's got him in the headlock boom
ooh ow
I looked like it connected
take this hoodie off
yep
I'll bite him
is he
is he moxley to you or is he
still dean ambrose
well he was
John moxley when I first
saw him and
then he did a lot to
as dean ambrose
I was happy that he came back as
moxley again so
take him or leave him he's moxley here
they're finally
to the crowd getting making their way to the ring oh slamming into this table they're
old the table with the bell oh they're already tired of the microphone oh they're both
rat laying in jeans jeans meet street fight it's total I thought those are Christmas
lights oh oh
Copa.
Be careful of Tony.
Yeah, out of the way, Tony.
He's just sitting right there.
Uh-oh.
Finally getting to the ring.
Kind of.
Nope.
Suplex.
Suplex.
Ah.
Well, that his necklace with the string that fell.
Nope.
Boot to the face.
People taking selfies with Moxley
as he rest on his chair.
they don't have the hydration station
can't afford it
that's like barely
connecting just to take a breather
oh got him a sleeper hold
Christian Cage
he's Christian
I thought he's about to bite him
Mockley's got
edge on the floor
Oh, head right into the barricade.
Oh, it's a monitor, too.
Uh-oh, what he can pull out from under the ring.
What is that, a bat?
Candlestick.
I thought it was a katana.
Oh, ah, got cope in the back.
That doesn't look like a cheap candlestick either.
Uh-uh.
Sticking it in his throat.
Who do you like more?
out of these two yeah i'm an edge fan i like i like dean or box whichever one you go yeah i like both
but i've been an edge fan longer so yeah i don't this is like an xt crowd that's hardly anybody
not a lot of people there i think the closest a e w ever comes to me is vegas i think taylor's
gone a couple times because he's
he's
in Indiana
oh, garbage can to the face
edge
through it
I don't see no
random tables
no
what he hit him with
oh that guy
that guy just handed him a beer
edge
who chop
edge powered it
and he's giving
mocks the chops
ooh
giving elbows
oh elbows now
both of them
mocks trying to spit on
gum or teeth
must be cold in there
everyone's got the hoodies on
yeah
this was wwee
we'd be super close to somebody
going through a random
popcorn table
yeah there'd be
popcorn buckets and
all kinds of stuff
unnecessary tables of cords
unnecessary tables with
stacks of papers for some reason
they don't have
WWE money
oh
falling back into the
barricade falling the ring area
uh oh
ah
I hit him in the back
Moxley in the back with the part of the
barricade
uh oh clearing
off the announce table he guys
better get out of the way.
Yeah, run, Tony.
Uh-oh.
Cope throw mocks onto the table.
Cope's on his feet,
mocks is up.
Oh, there you finally bite me.
Yeah.
Uh-oh.
Dirty deeds.
Dirty deeds.
Yeah, the desk didn't even cave.
Dirty deeds.
Cope was laying.
In the chairs.
Yeah.
He's married to Renee, right?
Isn't he?
Yeah.
If you wear tight jeans, everyone, man, more power to you.
But I, even went out skinny.
I couldn't wear no tight-ass jeans.
My son and him and his little metalhead friends all wear those tight jeans.
Ooh.
Replay the dirty deeds.
What's her name?
Is Beth in AEW?
No.
Beth,
Phoenix.
Or she's still?
She's not signed to anybody.
Is she at home with the kids?
I think she's doing some kind of
fitness or something.
Okay.
Wow.
Well, totally missed.
Kendall stick is back in play.
Mok's choking.
Cope.
Cope with all capital letters
He's just shave that mullet man looks terrible
Cope is down
Mox is going to get something
Uh oh
can run up on him
Oh
out of the way
through Mox into the stairs. I come the tables
Conveniently placed table
Oh
Oh
mox's got the chair
get in the ring
ooh
forearm to mox
oh reversal
ooh hoo hoo hoo
through cope into the stairs
oh this is a
dime a w dynamite
through a chair isn't very loud
scone pro wrestling
one i missed it
this crowd is not hyped at all
i think this is the
third
match there
going against each other for the championship
nobody cares anymore
that second one was pretty good
what's his name came to cash in
his contract Christian
uh uh
mack's got the folding chair
over uh
edge his neck now is flipping
who's he flipping off the crowd
uh yeah you better watch your neck
do you watch raw
I just watch the clips
that main event
with Ria and
EO
and they're doing EO dirty
yeah they just
quit teasing it and just announced a triple threat
yeah
edge is laying in the middle of the ring
of the chair around his neck
mocks is getting up on the root top
oh
jumped up through the chair
have been ahead.
Mox is dazed
on the top rope.
Come on,
as watch your neck.
Shit.
Ah.
Watching the back.
Going for the
superplex.
Uh-oh.
Oh!
Superplex off the top.
Both laying there.
Referee.
Immediately check coat.
Yeah.
Prince Nana.
We miss BBC.
All right. Mox is getting up.
Edge.
On his hands and knees, he's slowly getting up.
Oh, throwing forearms now back and forth.
Mox is talking shit.
I see everyone's for Edge.
They're all cheering.
The booze and the ass.
They're hitting each other in the jaw.
Oh
Like kick
Knee
Ne knee
Double knee
knee knee knee strikes
Off the rope
One for a close line
Miss edge boom
He bounces off
Ah
Two closed lines
Three closed lines
Where's that spear
Oh
Oh
Slam marks his face
On to the
Edge is looking for something
Oh, there it is.
What is that? Spikes.
Like a paddle with the nails in it.
This is the only clip I'd seen when he gets hit with it.
Out of nowhere.
Yeah.
What do they call it here?
They don't call it an RKO.
He doesn't even say anything.
Let's see you're going for.
Allergies.
Moxley's pulling out another table.
Man, I was fine all day.
Man, my allergies are bugging me.
I'm not sniffing
coke
sniffing this nasal stick
if you heard me sniffing
one of my friends
on our show goes
I didn't realize
I was doing it
oh you sniffing something
I went
I was like
was I
give a plug to the
boom boom nasal stick
TikTok and late night
and all that is bad news
oh
Spike paddle to the gut
See, mullet is no good.
Shave it off.
Hitting them in the back
With it
Putting it on the ground.
There it goes.
There he goes.
Suplex.
Oh,
ah!
Oh!
Uh, uh,
uh,
uh,
suplex onto that nail
paddle.
See,
that could like stack you into the
fucking spine.
Oh,
oh.
Show it.
Oh.
Copa slowly getting up.
Mox is on his feet and that thing's stuck in his back.
Ah.
Wheeler,
Yuda.
Oh.
You got to do it slow, man.
Don't just pull it out.
Ooh, look at it.
Call the ref come out.
Oh, we.
Oh, fuck.
Come on.
He's even.
say ref he told the ref you do it oh yeah
i ref got it out
oh ho ho ho ho the utah
power bomb in the table
here comes
claudio castignoli
i don't even know if i said that name right
and uh what's his face
park pack
what was this name before
uh uh
oh shit
fuck was his name before
can't remember is that um yeah that is here i forgot he was here
uh the fuck was this dave oh
yeah they've been gone so long i can't remember either one of their names
caesaro yeah oh he's claudio
i think that's his real name
uh oh putting edge is uh edge
the cobes face onto the
oh fuck
when the uh
zizarro
that one match
when they threw him up and he came down
onto the post
knocked his teeth out
uh oh who's coming
ftr
ftr
so i remember they were
oh shit
go out of the ring and hit
he hit his face
uh-oh
pick up mocks
ooh
pile driver
oh
pack all right still uh cope and mock still in the ring everyone else fell out neville
that was yeah that was his name uh oh spear into the table
somebody checked that guy from ftr when he did that dive don't face first to the announce
table well i guess some of those nails were real and don't look like all of them were
looks like some of them were to kind of shaved down like the not really pointing nubs on those nails and that close-up going for the pin oh marina shafere if she comes oh man dropping elbows uh-oh willow yep ooh get her clothes line
Yes, please.
Hello.
Off the apron.
Oh, do you see that video?
I think we've talked about it when that lady,
Mexican lady, did that and came down and snapped her ankle.
Spear.
Ooh.
Kid saving you.
Nick Wayne.
Cope is laying in the middle now.
Face down.
Mox is.
stop bleeding
he's going in for the
pin
oh
kicked out
a bulldog
chokehold
kind of looks like he's
choking him for real
yeah he does
that's it
shit's over now
he looks like he had
him
choked him out good
that hell of hell
fools came into it
not everyone got beat up
I think his back
isn't even bleeding
anymore
Ooh, that guy slammed his head.
Get the briefcase.
Yep.
Speaking of hitting your heads.
What's his face?
God damn it.
I'm raw.
Fuck.
What was his name?
The guy that slammed his head on the back of the table?
Oh.
Bighead.
Yeah.
Fuck is wrong with him.
memory tonight.
You guys are
I can name you everybody in judgment
day, but I can't take
his name. Oh,
Ben.
It starts with an M.
Um,
everyone's throwing the fingers.
She jumped off the top of the cage at war games
to RKL.
Um,
looking it up.
God damn it.
The hell's his name.
uh his name is jd mcdona yeah did you listen to that podcast he was on when he talked about it describing
what happened yeah yeah that's crazy i just thought it was whiplash and hurt his neck but he
fucking broke ribs and they're like stabbed his punctured his lungs and
how the fuck did you keep going
and he was like man just thought he was
was okay
it was just pure adrenaline
uh oh
I don't even want to help cope
uh oh oh
now they're gonna start going at it
they got break up FTR
already
Dax just jumped out of the ring
Come on Willow
If they break up FTR they can't be rated
FTR.
Oh, that made my neck hurt.
Yeah, but J.D. McDonough, man, he, uh, he's out for a while.
Everybody was rooting for cope.
Yeah, I think, I think I read something.
I think he, this is his final run.
Not this match, but I probably quits soon.
Well, he needs you, man.
He's got nothing to prove.
I like to see him in, uh,
Christian make more one more run for the tag titles
glad he got to keep this song
keeping that like a two by four
nails at it that hell's this band called
I can't remember
oh your neck man
ooh what's up with
Jericho
all I know is I haven't been keeping up with
AEW but every time I check in
just seems like the fans want him to retire
this is a stick with uh
is that Kaz
yeah
big bill now
where's uh what's
they he's in uh
he's in uh
he's in MLW
what the fucks is Dave
Enzo
yeah
I think he's just doing
indie shit
all right boys and girls
that was the street fight
yeah mainly it was just that one
clip everyone was seeing
with the 2x4 with the nails
in it and ooh
that looked nasty
I'm sure he had to get Ted in the shot
as soon as he went backstage
but
I don't know man
I
all this crazy wrestling
stuff when they're slamming through
this and that and barbed wire
and crashing off
of jumping off top of
buildings and all that shit
it's cool
but I just don't want
no one to get seriously
injured I mean there's this one page
I follow on Instagram was like
botch express or something like that and they just show all the botches of wrestling and
ooh it's it's tough yeah tough to
coke just came back from injury when he
jumped off the cage to do that double footstomp yeah broke his leg
man they got shit they didn't realize
There was that many stuff on here.
AEW wrestling.
What's big little brawlers?
I think it's little people.
Are they wrestling or is it just like a reality show?
I don't know.
Let me click on this and see.
Yeah, that's reality show.
The micro wrestling.
These guys, man.
I like that one video.
some drunk dude at one of these events climbed into the ring
and two of the micro wrestlers like beat the hell out of it like
really beat him up because they show that guy outside
and he's got a black eye and his eyes all swollen
so he beat his ass
I'm not to watch this show I don't even know it was on here
Big Little Brawlers
Is on Max
And there is
Six episodes
What kinds of
When did AEW come to Max?
I didn't even realize it was here
I think
It's been on here for a few months now, I think
All right
The micros, I mean
There's all kinds of
I don't want to call him
micro wrestlers, but different
wrestling companies
with the little
people, because there's
one guy that I follow.
I think he's called
Little Chief or something.
His name is Eric.
I know that.
He's a guitar player and he
made of American guy.
and he
and he dances
and everything
I can't remember what he calls himself
but he's always making videos
of him playing guitar
and his wrestling
he had the belt for a little bit too
I'm sure if he still has it
he go by Littlefoot
I can't remember his wrestling name
but
yeah
I watch his stuff every now and then, but I'll check out this.
All this came out last year.
Big little, big little brawlers.
There's a whole crew.
Under an hour episodes.
Yeah.
I watched, um,
Hulk Hogan, Hulk Hogan's micro wrestlers or whatever.
I think it was these guys, but I don't know.
Oh, Hulk Hogan.
When I was watching Raw, he threw in his beer commercial, All-American beer, or whatever that is.
I don't know.
I know he's got a contract with him, and so they got to push it.
But I don't know what kind of.
They won't be renewing that, I'll say.
No, I don't think so either.
has uh stone cold still have his beer i think so his IPA and he had something out
oh broken skull beer so i'd rather have that i don't even know where they sell this stuff
i don't see in the stores well that's a sweet can steve austin's broken skull 316 IPA
i'll drink it but i just want the i just want the can
okay how to find this beer for you beer drinkers out there um well i don't see it here in california i guess i gotta go to
it's in nevada as well i guess i got to go to those um uh not beer stores the uh i don't know
where they sell everything wine and beer and all that uh like one of them like mega liquor stores
yeah I think there's like Ben's liquors and
wine down or whatever in Reno
because some of the beers that I have in my collection
I had to go to those type of places
just to get them
Iron Maiden put out a beer, Trooper beer
had to go there to get those in the Megadeth
and the Metallica beer
had to get that
I've had these beers and I'm looking at it on my show
I mean, had them for years, but I wouldn't dare drink them now.
I'm sure they're old.
And my friends, they put out a beer, Death Angel.
They put out four of them.
I missed one of them.
I only got three of them.
I don't know if beer will eat through the can because I know soda does at some point.
I got Roddy Piper's.
He's bubble gum.
soda
What was his name?
They live?
Nader.
Yeah.
It's got him on it.
He's on the bottle.
And of course,
the Kiss fan that I am,
we got Kiss Cola.
Gene and that man,
still going strong, I guess.
I thought they
did the farewell tour.
It seems like
they're ready to do it again, but
money talks.
They'll get more of my money
if they come around.
All right, everyone.
That is it.
This episode,
we'll find more clips
for you to
run through some matches and stuff.
Still want to find some
indie stuff.
I have to look on YouTube.
I still want to do that one
when Kansas Lurray gets kicked in the face.
With that tax shoe.
Oh, man.
I just see the clips.
I want to find the whole match.
I'm sure it's on there somewhere.
I have to look for it.
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And for the first time ever,
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All the one?
Yeah.
Right on.
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I was somewhere.
I would have been on there.
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Damn, we've done that many.
It seems like we just started that show.
Yeah, we did the 1996 Tom Berringer film The Substitute.
And what are we doing next?
I don't even remember.
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Atkins
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some we never even heard of
so go back and check that out but
yeah we got hit finally
with some stuff
we had to
take down a bunch of episodes
because
I didn't feel like going there
and finding out where everything
was in each episode that they hit us for
so
if you heard all those episodes
a lot of it was 31 days of horror
I was like what really
so I might have to stop
putting in trailers that have music in it
so I don't know
it's everything's tricky over
on Spotify so
I don't know we'll see but
I know it was coming but
and they finally got us so
was it just Spotify?
Yeah
so
I won't
Spotify, I had
dealing with music and everything
so I don't know. I don't know.
It must have just been stuff in clips.
So I don't know,
man.
It was crazy.
I read somebody
can't remember which podcast it was,
but they made a post on Facebook.
I think they said they had to
take down a bunch of stuff off
of Spotify.
Yeah, so, I mean,
we weren't playing full
songs. I mean,
if it was a clip in something,
I don't know
So yeah all that stuff
I have to hit up Steve
See if he can
Make us some new
31 days of horror
Music for us
Because apparently can't use that anymore either
So shit we use that over years
But
I don't know Spotify's tricky
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