The Horror Returns - The Wrestling Returns Bonus Ep. - WWE: Raw NYC (2025)
Episode Date: March 12, 2025This bonus episode Brian and Nez take you to Madison Square Garden in New York City for WWE MONDAY NIGHT RAW Steel Cage Match with CM Punk & Seth Rollins. Plus some other random stuff. Join The Wr...estling Returns on Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/614555330016037 Instagram: @the_wrestling_returns X: @the_w_returns Check out everything Horror Returns at: https://thehorrorreturns.com Join The Horror Returns Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1056143707851246 THR Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thehorrorreturns Join The Action Returns Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/841619946357776 Follow The Action Returns on IG and Twitter: Instagram: @theactionreturns X: @action_returns Join the THR Presents: Stream Fiends Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/3860579827402429 Follow THR Stream Fiends on IG: @thrstreamfiends
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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, welcome to another episode of the wrestling returns.
Welcome back, everybody, to a special bonus episode of the wrestling returns.
I'm your host, Brian.
With me as always is my brother, Nez.
What's up, man?
Yo, what's up, everybody?
New York City, Madison Square Garden.
Happened last night, March 10th of this year.
Just regular raw going on.
But we want to talk about the final match, the cage match between Seth Rick and Rollins and C.M. Punk.
To me, this should have been a pay-per-view match or whatever those live things, whatever they call them now.
I mean, it was awesome.
But I was like, all right, this is on Raw.
I mean, you got to have Netflix to watch it.
But I was like, man.
Because one of my friends, a couple of my friends at work watch wrestling.
And they're like, hey, man, just see that final man?
I was like, no, I haven't seen it yet.
I only watched it begin.
And they were like, man, they were like, you got to see it.
So one of my breaks today, I was able to get it in.
And I was like, I was sitting in my truck waiting for the next plane to come in.
And I was hooting and hollering.
People were walking by looking like,
What are you yelling at?
Watch your wrestling.
Oh, man.
I was going off.
Man, what did you think of this match?
I thought this was going to be a setup for something bigger.
I think I spoke on it on the last wrestling returns,
and it kind of went down the way I wanted it to.
But before we even got to that, the match was hard hitting.
As much as these guys don't like each other,
I think in the ring and outside of the ring.
I think they work so well together
and telling the story.
It looked like some of those
those punches connected.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, let's not forget the famous
quote from Seth Rollins
when he's called seeing Punk of Cancer
to the business. And this was way before
he even came back.
Yeah.
Even to AEW.
He was.
he was going off man i mean just every time they're in the same room i mean they got to keep it somewhat
professional but you can you can hear it in both of their voices especially the and the looks
they give each other's like they don't set ralins mainly you you could see that he just hates
hates him and i thought they weren't going to censor anything on
Netflix. They're still worried about their
ads and sponsors.
Well, they didn't care.
What was it? Last week?
That was different.
When Cody Rhodes went off,
told Rock to go fuck himself.
That was different. That was
to tell the story.
I thought that was something
that happened after the cameras went off.
Oh, no. I didn't realize it was like right what Raw was going on.
I was like, damn.
But this one, man, like I said, man, I was hyped.
I was screaming in my truck.
You could clearly hear that the crowd was for CM Punk.
I mean, I've said this before.
Do you think they use crowd sounds?
Because maybe they turn it on to get it started and then everyone joins in?
I think there's a little bit of trickery in there.
Yeah, because I don't know, I think it was for Sam Punk.
No, no, no, when they were all screaming, this is awesome.
then it just stopped like everyone stopped on the dime so i was like hmm i wasn't sure i mean i could be
wrong maybe just everyone felt like stopping right at that moment but i like to think some of it's
real like oh yeah like when dominant gets booed i like to think that's all real oh that's all real
in that video i said who's who's getting the treatment now somebody's getting the
Dominic treatment.
I forgot who it was.
I know.
Grays.
That one likes Grayson Wallering.
Logan Paul.
Yeah, that's who's getting it.
They booed him hard at Elimination Chamber.
They booed him that night at Madison Square Garden.
I didn't see it.
All I saw was the first match.
Oh, watch the Logan Paul segment and then watch the
Ria Ripley, Eoskeye, and Bianca Ballera segment.
Oh, man, are they going to go at it at WrestleMania?
We talked about it.
We talked about they're setting something over with Ria.
And just watch the segment.
They're setting something up.
All right.
Man, they better because I was mad.
She can't lose her belt so close to WrestleMania.
But I don't know.
We'll see.
But, yeah, tonight, I mean, last.
night now if i was in new york man i out of left there with no no voice because i was
screaming it's different when you're there live at any wrestling event it could be a big one like
this or it could be just some little indie uh show and and some but someone's backyard or wherever
man if you keep wrestling fans man they they go for it i mean other than you're having a good
time i mean i think the last one i went to was that uh that luchador one was the last year
some time maybe the year before and i was hooting and hollering watch the segment with the with the new luchador
that shows up another one yeah but you i'll just say you'll be you'll be able to tell who it is
oh well long as uh dominic's dumb ass don't put a mask on again dominic actually
help this person get in getting in tune with
the luchador ways.
All right.
What?
He had his connections.
From,
from prison,
his prison connections?
Because he did time.
That's where he learned to survive.
Shit.
I still like that video.
I said,
I don't know who the guy was.
Tom,
I beat your ass.
You were going off.
But,
all right everyone all right ready let's uh get this going one two three oh man but i mean
madison square guard man they were they were hyped i mean they were hyped for set thrallens but
that the c m punk chants were hell allowed yeah because there's even that one time when
the they're kind of going back and forth like let's go ral let's see i'm punk that c m punk could cheer was
louder. And I love
how everyone sings the cult of
personality now. Yeah,
I like this recent
trend of singing the songs.
Yeah. I mean,
I've always sang this song anyway,
because I've always loved this song, even before punk
was using it, but
now it's like, this song gets
me more hyped every time I hear it.
They did it Saturday with
the, I forgot what the AEW
pay-per-view was when
Edge came out. Uh-huh.
The crowd sang his song.
Oh, man, I'm sorry, Cope.
He's not Edge.
He's not Adam Coplein no more.
He's Cope.
I don't know what they're doing over there.
Yeah, we'll see.
When does Max start showing all that?
They're not doing it now, are they?
Yeah.
Oh, they are?
Okay.
Well, shit.
Yeah, if you want to live stream,
dynamite on Wednesdays. It's
on Max.
All right, good.
See, they censored punk right there.
I didn't read what he said.
Cussed something because it
sound went out.
But yeah, man, these guys were going off
because they kept censoring when they were flipping
each other off. But sometimes
they were a little late
because they got some of it.
Here they go.
Straight out. As soon as punk gets
in the cage.
He had one foot in and Seth
kept running at him.
I'm sorry, man.
I mean, Seth Rallens is cool and all, but I hate
his outfits that he comes out with.
Trying to be unique.
I guess.
But yeah, man, he charged straight in.
And boom, boom, they just start throwing
blows at each other.
A punk kick to the force,
chop to the throat or to the neck.
Ooh, now they're grabbing hair.
Rollins got punk in the corner.
and he's just raking that elbow across his face.
Punk guy sat in the corner and now he's dropping bombs on him.
And the crowd is hype, man.
You can hear him.
Well, he tried to throw around into the fence, but he caught it.
Now punk caught the fence.
Now they're back in the middle, beating this shit at each other.
See, like right there, that shit looked like it connected.
That first blow he gave him.
Taring the punk shirt off, chop.
punk is right in his face smiling
oh see even that boom
that connected
that too right
I mean you could
you could tell the ones that connect and then there's
the ones that like you can see that they
they pull
there's a couple of these ones
slap at each other back and forth
that one missed
sometimes
pack McAfee goes a little too wild
You heard he's been getting death threats because of that thing?
What thing?
The thing we talked about in Toronto.
Oh.
From who?
Americans or Canadians?
I don't know.
I just read some story that he said,
him and his family have been getting threats.
It's wrestling,
everyone.
Calm down.
Fuck.
Oh, that's right.
This is the home of the Rangers.
Boo.
Rangers eat nuts.
go sharks
you guys have a hockey team up there
we have semi pro
okay but
uh
as with a lot of things up here
they didn't have the money to keep the team going
uh
reno had a team
or well i work in reno
reno nevada
i've never gone to anyone
i need i want to start going
oh
getting them up
punk had him up for the gtts
had missed. Run high knee.
Woot. Put him into
a
buckle bomb
right into the cage.
Oh man, that's just folded punk.
Top of his legs got caught and his back just raked
down the side of the cage.
Commercial. I like how they
reinforce these
a little bit more.
After the
Undertaker of Mankind.
They didn't have that happen.
again. It ain't trying to make anybody
famous that way anymore.
No.
I mean, that still hurts getting
throwing into this shit, into the fence.
I mean, we used to throw each
other into the fence to see how it felt.
I can't imagine
that, especially with no shirt on.
Stepping on Punk's head
right there, putting foot in his.
Kind of his throat,
now on his chin. Are those
real shoes or those specially made shoes?
I think they're especially made
No one's wearing yeasies
Yeah
Now with that guy's current
Oh what's the matter with that fool
I don't know what's happened
Those shoes are comfortable
But I wouldn't buy any
Especially now with his
And buy nothing neck man's putting out
His craziness going on
Oh my God
Especially his t-shirt with a specific
symbol that he's been trying to
sell. I don't think so, buddy.
Seth,
tell us punk, here's the door, if you want to leave.
They
were going out a little too hard right from the
get-go because they looked like they were winded at
points.
Yeah.
Up until this point, it's been
non-stop. This is like their little break
period. Yeah. Seth
pointing at the WrestleMania sign telling punk
he ain't never leaving.
punk flipped him off
a picture went black
see they were a little slow you still saw what
he did
oh punk's on control up
trying to get him in for
uh
oh power bomb again
yep
oh punk reverse
bozs
throws uh
rand's head first into the fence
up picking him up for the
gtss oh and he connects
so yeah
punk's tired look he just dropped
to you gotta get punk credit he's still going at his age how old is he it's got to be on late 40s
i know he ain't older than me way way way better shape than me i could tell you that but late 40s
and wrestler age yep i do know that body's been through a lot spilled my drink drink drink or
Oh.
My soda.
It's Wednesday or Tuesday.
Oh.
Save that for the weekends.
Run a knee.
Catches Seth.
He's just hanging there by the top row.
Right here when he wrecks his face along the fence.
Pulling.
Right here.
Oh, right here too.
High knee to the back of Seth's head and face into the side of the cage.
Up now punk goes over there.
And they open the door
And I sat punk is like come on leave
It must be another finger
Oh yeah it was
Oh cut the end of that one
Oh punk with a high knee
To the face
Neck breaker
That should hurt my neck
I tried that one on my friend before
Tried all these moves on somebody
When my brother used to watch wrestling
When we were kids
Oh, man.
You know, it's not fun.
Huh.
You and you and your friend or you and your brother do a double clothes on on each other.
Oh, yeah.
We did that in one of those bounce, bouncy houses.
It still hurt when we connected.
It was all right when we landed on our backs, but our arms running into each other.
Oh, punk up top.
Elbow.
The elbow.
Right to the chest.
It looks like he held it up a little.
Punk's just huffing and puffing now.
When's this old man punk figure coming out?
It's not out yet.
It's coming.
They hyped it up at Comic Con and they had the prototype down at the Mattel booth.
Shit, man.
Where's all my rags I used to have in here?
Punk back up.
Top rope.
Fuck you.
Double fingers.
They missed that one.
He just said it.
Two of them.
Yeah, he even said,
fuck you.
I think they let some of them slide.
They have to.
Uh-oh.
Crowds saying,
one more time.
And punk's huffing and puffing.
Oh, there he goes.
Back up.
Sets the lane there.
Punk slowly climbing up.
Get out of the way, fool.
Back to the top.
There he goes.
Another elbow.
D.
Goes in for the cover.
Two Seth kicks out.
Yep.
Huffing and puffing.
When's AJ coming back?
He's back.
No.
His wife.
Oh.
They keep hinting it.
He digs crazy chicks.
You guys remember that.
The first time I met punk is when he was with Lita.
Oh, Lita.
She's my favorite, all-time favorite.
This always scares me.
me right here. Oh, after
Bronson Reed, yeah.
Oh, did you see that video
of that, um,
some indie wrestler
Mexican lady, big lady, she did a
flip off the apron and her
ankle, you hear it just snap.
Oh,
punk climbed up to the top of the
cage for the eye comes Seth.
Seth.
There's nothing to really grab onto
if you fall backwards.
Yeah.
Oh, there's the drone shots.
Punching each other.
Yeah, if you fall off this, man, you're falling straight to that little thin-ass mat.
Punching each other, the booze and yass.
Oh, punk.
The mist.
He's he's he's hella missing him with those kicks.
Good job with whoever's controlling the...
That'll be a little more careful up here.
Whoa, there goes Seth.
He's hanging on.
fell back into the cage. Now he's on the top rope. Punk is still sitting on the top edge of the cage.
More drone shot. Oh. Oh, superplex. Punk is hanging halfway out of the cage. Oh,
old man punk.
Referee checking to see if everybody's alive.
Dude, Ted Raw was like barely covered him. He was hurt too.
You think he's ever fully healthy?
Who?
Sad?
I don't know, man.
I'm more worried about his knee than his back.
Because after that one years ago, when he,
the house show and his knee went the other direction.
When he jumps, I'm like, ah!
But it was always last year, last WrestleMania, when he was very,
able to
do that last shield thing
yeah because when he was like
in tears
I'm sure he was happy for Cody but he was
crying because that shit hurt
now they're both sitting in the middle of
ring punching each other
slowly trying to get up
connect to the jaw right there
ooh
punk left and right
oh Seth now
drop a bombs on him
they both come on
oh
try to get them up for the gt s
no ooh right to the jaw
that you're gonna
no no
oh back up
gt s
oh connects
two kick out
uh
now they're going for the cover
no more they want to leave the cage
yeah
both of my back
both of them are holding their backs
Do you get these games?
These 2Ks?
I want to, but they're so
fucking expensive.
Fuck yeah, they are, man.
It's like $80.
Yeah, $80 for like the regular
version. Then they got the cool-ass
Bloodline edition for like
130.
Oh, hell no.
See him punk.
Getting right again.
Oh, there you goes.
Pits them up, pick them up again.
Third time.
Oh, he tried to kick with
missed.
Ronald grabbed him.
Putting him in the submission
to John Cena beat him in.
The STF.
It said.
Come on,
you bitch. Pass out.
Punk looked like he was fading for a
second.
Tightening it out.
Pull one then. Come on, bro.
It's a little too tight.
Sam Punk.
Pulling the arms away.
Oh, straight into the anaconda vice.
Yep.
See, his other arm, he could easily be punching punk in the face to get him to stop.
Yeah, break the eyes.
Punch him in the nose.
Oh, Seth grabbed his bottom rope, but no.
Rift told him that don't mean nothing.
I'm sorry, bro.
Ah, there you go.
Grab a buck.
Well, grab by the nose in the mouth.
Oh, curb stop.
Oh, fuck was straight to the mat.
Oh, those are special shoes.
Seth covering punk.
Oh, punk kicked out.
Seth mad.
Complaining to the ref again.
Yep.
Oh, dude, right that instant replay, the curb stump.
See him punk chance.
He's laying there.
Seth is leaning against the rope all tired, huffing and puffing.
Oh, man.
being having long hair and being sweaty like this i hate it that's why i was pull my hair back
up punk slowly trying to get up set is on his feet
set is going up backwards second rope punk is on almost his handed up punk's up boom
fix up set gt shth djah connects goes in for the cover one two
it kicks out
I can't believe it
uh-uh
that
he's going off
three isn't it like four times
now
three or four
I think he attempted four
I think he hit three
well that's all right
that last one he tried and then Seth grabbed
his foot and slipped him over
looking around at the crowd
he can't believe this
uh-uh
shot of the WrestleMania sign again
I think they said there was like over 20,000 people there tonight.
I'm sure it was sold out.
Punk's up.
Seth's still laying there.
Rollands his face down on the map.
Oh,
curb stopped.
Punk.
Punk curve stopped.
Seth Rollins goes for a pin.
One, two.
Oh.
Rollins kicked out.
Punk can't believe it again.
Uh-oh.
punk signaled the door open the door
Seth is laying in the middle
Punk is on his knees crawling over to the door
holding his side
they knew they weren't going to go out
Punk is on his feet
Seth is crawling
telling him to come on
if you want my house take it from me
tell punk earn it you asshole
son ooh
pug gives them a knee
picking up
Oh, another GTS.
Still has them up.
Oh, Seth kicks out, jumps off.
Whoa, Seth picks up.
Pug for a GTS.
It connects.
Ha ha ha ha.
Well, said, bounced off the rope.
Curb stop.
Curb stop.
For the cover.
One, two.
Cup puck kicked out.
Oh, man.
See, this is the shit I was going off.
I was, ah.
Oh, man.
Seth is like, what?
What the fuck?
Yeah, don't argue with this little buff, ref.
Uh-oh.
Now, Seth is on his feet telling him to open the door.
Punk is laying there.
Ralph checking on him.
You know he didn't need none of them
were going to go out.
They wanted to beat the hell out of each other.
Punk is laying there on his back,
swinging at Seth,
but Seth is just standing over him.
Kicks punk to the face.
Seth's climbing up to the second rope.
Now he's just sitting there.
Standing up now.
Give him a curbstomp from the second rope.
Super curbstone.
Punk is down.
Seth is leaning against the second rope.
And the door is open.
And he goes, come on, you motherfucker.
They silence that.
see somebody the crowd started screaming so you knew somebody was coming good job on the camera guy right here
we just see the back of set and now we're seeing the front of his face then somebody pulls
it pulls set out of the cage and it's it's the o tc oh you see his shirt yeah it's the ytc now oh is it
oh damn your your tribal chief i need that one oh so set ralans run oh oh oh
Superman puts
Seth Rollins
Punk is still in the cage dead
We get a
Oahuah
Spear
Ooh on that shit too
Hell no
Roman Raines
beating the shit out
Take a moment
Let the crowd
acknowledge him
Yep OTC
Everyone's screaming
Ooh
throws them over the steps
Into the wall
Watch out guys
You guys are on the way
Camerman
Roman
and just chilling or looking at him
the guys in the crowd
you know they're not messing
the hell out the way they ain't wrestling fans
they're just there
oh curbstop
oh that's why he curbstombed him at
an elimination shape
right? No it was a Royal Rumble
I was a Royal Rumble onto the steps
yeah
one of the reps is like
telling them to stop
but he keeps backing up
Oh, it says one more time.
One more time. Seth is laying there.
He picks him, grabs him by the hair, drags him over to the stairs.
And everyone's hooting and hollering.
Punk's still in the ring, dead.
I end it all for you now.
He's stay, he runs back.
This is where he fucked up.
You should have just stepped in and did it.
Now here comes the suits and security.
No, no, stop everyone.
You could just mow through all of them.
He should have did like Randy Orton, just ran through all of them.
there's the hurricane
they keep holding him down
he's looking at
and in the ring
notices
was it
the wise man
he's in there holding up punk
and roman is looking at
like what the fuck's
happened in here
paul haven sees roman
looks like he's crying
his eyes are already
don't go heal again man
you're doing good
everyone's going to eat you
oh
Roman goes into the ring, throws punk into the side of the cage and spear.
Ooh.
Oh, man.
Paul Hamid just jumped out of the way.
I like the shot of Paul.
He's got the praying hands.
OTC, everyone's chanting that.
Punk's lying there dead.
Seth is dead on the stairs.
Michael Culver reminded everybody
Paul Hamon still owes punk a favor
That's right
Holder his finger up
acknowledging
Seth is coming to finally
And then that was it
But oh my God
See that
We would want Raw to be like that every week
But
Oh man
It just can't be
Oh man
that one was crazy what did you say what was uh um uh uh the other luchador let me try to skip to it everyone let me see if it's anyone
right who's that is that ray mysterio and someone else uh dragon lee it was uh oh
ray mysterio dragon lee versus uh the new the new new day what do you think of them now i like the heel
turn but I just hope they don't waste it
I hope I hope I hope this leads to
Big E coming back oh dragon Lee over the top
rope you see
Carlito
in his apple
Finn Ballard
with EVLVE
those Cody Rhodes
he's in the ring
ooh
what happened was I
was that from
Travis Scott
Did he kick him in the eye
That's what everyone's saying
You didn't see the
When he smacked him
Oh I did but
The reverse and did you check the other angle
Huh uh
Look at the other angle
He smacked this shit out of Cody
Oh man
They said he ruptured his eardrum too
See
Keep him out of
But I guess he told the
He asked the
rock you said he wanted to get involved and the rock said if you want to get your hands dirty get your
hands dirty then the rock was like he smacked the shit out of him oh raquel i mean raquel i love you but
because bailey she looks a little swollen rachel oh i thought you're talking about bailey oh no no no
no rachel's got that uh um thought you were making a oh no no no that's
there. I'm seeing it. It is swollen.
I gained a little weight, and we're right to my cheeks.
Bailey, I love you.
Raquel love you, too, but I got to represent the Bay.
Oh, I didn't realize Jessica's in there.
Where's these Luchador guys at?
Trying to see. Looks like.
Was it earlier? Because, or was this?
Looking earlier.
Oh, she defeated Bailey? Weak.
oh they just shown clips of the video game and they showed real i was like damn it looked
hella real okay go to 51 42 is the middle of the match
51 42 with the new day yeah all right
it's near the end of the road it is the end of the match okay
we're beating the shit out of them dragging leaves up on the top rope
Coffy's beating him up
Ray Mastere got thrown out
Xavier Woods
I don't care man I still love New Day
Another double team in Dragon Lee
At the top rope
I'll give him a superplex
Looks like he's breaking out of it
Bink
Clocks Coffey clocks Xavier
Oh Coffey
he's going up top dragon leaves still up there here comes ray ah back of the knee oh
Xavier woods with the elbow covey's tied up the top rope and that shit that bugs me
the that little tassel on dragon leaves top of his mask oh yeah I think he's always
wore that before he even came to WWE I know but it's it's always in the way
the New Day rock chance
Oh
Yeah
Oh
Oh shit
How did coffee kick out of that
You heard that shit too
Double stomp
Right to the chest
Oh
Whoa
Whoa
Oh
Was that a table already broke
Because it's like he missed it
But his head went through it
He looked like he barely
Hit it
perfectly down the middle.
Like in the back of his head.
Oh, Kofi and Ray.
Whoa.
Got him up.
Nope.
Oh.
Right into the 619.
Whoa.
Nope.
Trouble in Paradise Miss.
Oh.
Oh.
Cofy kicked out.
Ray's in his 50s, isn't he?
Yeah, he's got to be.
Whoa, missed.
Got him again.
619.
619.
Connected up. Ray point going up top. Big splash. Oh, knees up. Caught him. One, two. Oh, I almost had three, but Dragon Lee jumped in. Stopped him. Where's Xavier? Dead.
Oh, super kick to Kofi, Dragon Lee.
Oh, close line over the top. Here it comes.
Ray's laying there, Dragon Lee's bouncing off the road.
He's about to go up and over.
Oh!
Caught Cofi.
Dick to the face.
Who was this?
Wow.
Some of the Lujid are with a red, wine, blue mask.
Beating up Dragon Lee.
Comes Ray.
He's getting into action.
Oh, throw him into the hydration station.
It's going to be somebody I'm going to be mad at.
Is that, um, uh, the,
Chad cable?
Yeah.
I just realizing with the red, white, blue mask.
But they're doing a bit where later on, he gets interviewed about it,
and he denies it.
And in the background, somebody else wearing the mask, gets arrested.
But he was the one that asked Dominic to connect him with someone to teach him to Lucha ways.
I'm telling you guys, man, Chad Gables didn't have the belt someday.
Oh, Xavier up top coming down on.
Oh, ooh.
Stompbed.
One, two, three.
It's Chad Gable.
Oh, man.
I don't like their new song.
I don't either.
Bring back the Boutios.
Man.
My back.
oh man
and go to
146
oh 1
146
let me see
all right
Eo's holding up the belt
what's Kyrie at
she got injured
but I look like Oscar
ready to come back
Michael Cole
she can speak English or Japanese
She's gonna attempt to speak English.
I just like when they
speak Japanese
especially when her and
Oscar yelling at each other
Oh when they were talking shit back and forth
Yeah nobody knows what they said about all we just did was bitch
Her English is a lot better than it was
Yeah it is good for her though
Yeah I don't think she's keeping it though
Oh hell no she ain't mommy's getting that shit back
But she's good though man
I mean EO goes for
for it. She's not just
a pretty face.
Talking about going, being
the champion, going to WrestleMania.
I mean, good for her, though,
man. She's,
I don't think she's going to have a
WrestleMania moment, but
to
main event of WrestleMania.
You're bringing out the real villain.
It comes the EST.
What is J-DAT?
You see her?
You see her? You see,
the segment on Smackdown?
Uh-uh. Okay.
Naomi. It was
Naomi. She admitted to it.
Okay. Well, then she got her ass beat.
She got her ass beat again.
Because Jay came out.
Bianca was like, go ahead.
Handle your business.
Uh-oh. Who does her theme song?
Bianca? Yeah.
I don't know.
I did see the clip
When uh
what's his name's there
McCulley Culkin
And his brother
Holding up his belt
Yeah
And his brother
Sitting there looking at him side eye
Like what the hell you do it
Academy Award winning brother
No it wasn't it was the other one
There was a
Uronomus
From uh
From uh
What was it
Lord Zid
What was that?
What was that
movie called?
I know what you're talking about.
Lords of something.
I can't remember.
The Norwegian death metal
movie? Yeah, about man.
Lords of chaos.
Yeah, there you go.
Come on, Michael Cole.
Grow that mustache back.
She's just talking,
letting her know what's up.
I don't think she's good on the
like who yeah yeah oh there we go yeah because mommy she's always
called out of here oh hell yeah he's that whoop I'm gone here here she comes
he doesn't talk shit like her hair's getting long again sorry kids she ain't
high-fiving nobody no yeah just standing and looking cute I really got those
tall vans make her look taller oh man i love those australian accents
buddy murphy's a lucky man yeah he is
come on hold the mic up man
let's knock her out
now they're just talking shit
someone back there with the
curt angle head
come on just punch her
bianca's just yelling at
Yeah. Uh-oh.
You're getting close.
Knock her out.
Whoa.
Oh, Mommy just pushed the Eo down.
Whoa, damn.
I keep pushing.
Uh-oh.
Eo's getting in it now.
Slap, Mommy.
Yo, calm down.
Pushes Bianca.
Whoa, slap, sir.
I'm the champ, bitches.
She's speaking Japanese.
Yeah, where's the mic?
Oh, yeah, I'd be mad, too.
bitch one of you guys are supposed to be fighting me not each other
yo I am the champ come on go at it now
I know they got to look good on TV man but that makeup is caked on
all of them next Monday
live from Belgium
special start time 12 p.m. Pacific time
oh is that why the rock was saying that
John Cena is not going to be on anymore TV
until
Russellmania
he's going to be there in Belgium
huh
well
oh there's your boy
I'm not talking about
Jay
I'm stopping it
everybody
yeah this
after I saw that match today
I was like man
we got to
talk about it but
it's awesome man
I was just
oh man
that was
definitely
I mean it was something that we all wanted to see
we wanted to see it years ago
when they first got in each other's faces
and we got to see what's coming next now
yeah I'm thinking
it's going to be a triple threat
WrestleMania
between
Roman Seth and punk
yeah and I'm going to call it
I think it's going to be a triple threat
with Ria EO and
bianca that's no fair to eo but
you know she's only holding the belt
yeah she just
we'll give this to you and
just hang on to it i mean that's probably why i mean
not saying she's not good i mean she's awesome
she's awesome in the ring oh she definitely deserves
be the champ but i think it's just holding it for rio to win it back
or i'm gonna call it right now
Bianca might win it
And I think she's gonna turn heel
Maybe
We'll see
I don't know
I mean
Everyone goes heel
What happened to John Cena
But that
Is it gonna be the Thuganomics
Heal?
Or just
John Cena heel?
You see that picture that somebody did
Like he's like ballheaded
Like the rock
wearing like
basically shit the rock wears
like some Hollywood shit
I don't know the one I saw
is a
if you follow us on East Society
and the stories
it's uh
John Cena looking all evil
with uh
the pictures kind of images all really red
have you seen that picture
no I'm going right now
Yeah, go to go to our stories on the East Society and I'll just send it to you real quick.
Check your messenger.
I just sent it to you.
All right.
That picture, Asena.
I can see that.
I saw that.
I was like, whoa.
And I hope this is not a till WrestleMania thing and then he's back to regular John Cena.
I want him to finish with the heel
Because people are cheering for him even though he's a heel
Oh yeah
I just don't want him to
Let's just say he loses the Cody and then
He's all of a sudden back to regular John Cena
I mean I was talking to one of my buddies
He's like well what if he wins and takes the belt and retires
I mean like punk did it
Yeah I mean I'm all for it
I mean he's John
Sina.
Not like he hasn't earned it.
I mean, but...
He can take the belt with him or he can hold the belt all the way until December and lose it in December.
Or he can...
Rock thinks that Sina's with him.
And then at the last minute, Sina turns on the rock and beats him up and then everyone's okay with it.
Or they can do another finger.
poke of doom and he loses to the rock and gives him the belt now you got the final boss for real
but that probably won't happen that guy's too busy we don't need to see um the rock scene i anymore
we've seen that way too many times already
back to back
WrestleMania
Rock won the first one
Then Cina won the second match
The next year
Was it awesome?
Yeah, it was, but
Yeah, that picture I sent you
Where the Rock's doing the countdown
There's this one video I watched
Somebody said the one is
Stone Cold
Turning
Will he come back?
They show his picture on the
truck in the
background and made sure to show his picture well if he comes back he's he's he's in come back at
russomania i mean it would have been awesome last year when all that hooplaught was going on at the
end uh they went they got the undertaker instead i mean that was cool too i mean but
if we would have heard oh man that place oh man people would have been fainting in the island
I was already going crazy at the end
My wife was just sitting there looking at me like
What's happening?
I was losing my mind
Oh man
But man my fingers across
I was talking to my buddy today
He's trying to find tickets
And I said dude I don't care where we're at
But he's one of those
I want to be at least
Some good seat
I'm like
WrestleMania is like tomorrow
You're trying to get some good seat
As if anything
You're gonna be paying out the ass
Or something like that
I said man I don't care if I'm way up top somewhere
I don't I just want to be in there
So I would have got my ticket a long time ago
But he kept waiting
Come on just wait for me just wait for me
So
We'll see
We'll see what happens
But I know a couple of my friends
They already got their tickets
And they tell me where they're sitting
But I don't know that area
of that that bitch-ass stadium
but
it looks cool
big giant hockey puck
but not fuck the Raiders
Seahawks baby
oh man
but all right everyone
before we get into the football
returns
um
what the fuck was I gonna say
oh
uh
the streamfeans is out
uh
one a
when it's
that's out. The last
wrestling returns is out.
And
there was something else that was out.
A regular episode.
It was a
bonus.
To be Tuesdays.
Yeah.
I'm not even going to try these last names.
Paul Ragsdale.
Yeah, there you go.
Angelica, DeAlba.
Yeah.
Only fangs.
Only fangs and murder size.
The only things is
Nightmare Christy in that one?
I believe so.
Oh, nice.
Shout up to Nightmare Christy.
If you're in Las Vegas for WrestleMania,
going over to Nightmare toys
and help them out,
buy some stuff.
It sucks that the Nightmare Cafe closed down.
I mean, it didn't last very long.
I'm glad I got to go.
But it sucks.
But they had to shut it down.
Yeah.
But new episode of the horror returns coming
We did
Howling 3, the marsupials
Howling 4
The original nightmare
How many how many movies did they do?
Well, we did
Three and four, I think we got four more to go.
There's that many?
Yeah.
Oh, fuck. Oh, okay, there's
six, eight.
God damn.
I didn't even know
The last one they put out was in 2011
I think the last one I saw was the
Fourth one
Oh
Sorry
Yeah
Hmm
Are these streaming anywhere or do you gotta find them
Three and four
Is on
Prime
But if you don't have Prime
I know four is on YouTube
about two i haven't seen that one forever
let me see who's in this one
festival danny yep
yeah you gotta watch
two just for the end credits
did you see all of them
I
when we recorded four we recorded four the same day we're recording this
that was the first time I've seen four
I've seen one
after that.
Five, the rebirth?
I think that's the one I've seen.
I mean,
do they need to make these many?
No, but I just love the original
ones so much, and then
sometimes they kill me with the sequels.
Not every sequel
is bad, I mean, but...
Two and three is entertaining.
Go listen to our reviews, but I find them
entertaining just because they're so
weird
Oh
Completely nothing to do with the original one
Did you listen to the latest East Society? Yeah everyone
Episode 334 is out now
Did you listen to it yet? Not yet
Well all right
I listen to your guys as hard I talk about hard eyes
I listen to your guys's episode
Lance was the only one to seem to be like
I think he would give it a four or something
that and uh
Pedro liked it and
you and uh
what's his nuts
Phil? What'd you give it? I don't remember.
I think I gave it like a seven
seven and a half
I don't know what you guys are watching
man but that movie was garbage.
I was bad
the whole time. I'd have to give it like a
two just for the kills
and well
if I'm basing it on the kills
the kills were that was about a good
nine. I liked all the kills. I thought that was cool. It was just everything else in between.
My kind of rom-com. No. To me, it seemed like they were trying to make a rom-com, but couldn't put it all together.
And they went, hey, you know, it would be cool. Let's add a serial killer in it. And there was too much rom-com. Not enough killing. But when their killing was on the screen, it was awesome. I just wanted more of that.
Jodana Brewster.
Must be a full moon.
You over here agreeing with Lance.
And Jordana Brewster?
Oh, man.
Too fine.
And what's his name?
How do he say his name?
The Devon or Devon or whatever.
Devon.
Devon.
Yeah, him.
Wasted.
I didn't even know those two were in it.
I was like, all right, cool.
But, oh, man.
Even my son.
My son, I said, did you like anyone?
It was all right.
I think you should rewatch it.
That's what I said.
When on Easter side, I said, you know what?
Next 31 days of horror, Brian should be out by there.
Brian and I will run through the whole thing.
Oh, man, I was like, ah.
I don't know what it was.
I was expecting a lot.
But as far as the appearance of the killer, I thought he looked cool.
I did like that mask
And I think he was wearing a leather coat or something
I thought he looked cool
Theo was reading something
He goes oh they said this is this could be the next
Horror icon I'm like hell no
This could never be no horror icon
But will they make more sequels?
Probably yeah
Yeah
Yeah because it did good
It made money
It was certified fresh
If you guys go buy rotten tomatoes
And even the popcorn meter
their audience score they gave it a good score yeah hard eyes is in our upcoming march madness bracket
oh i won't be there but uh hell no he's like dead last yeah oh listeners go to the horror
returns the facebook group and the main page on face yeah on facebook and you can vote
we're letting the the listeners vote the first round on the horror returns page yeah
there's three brackets up or three
whatever you call it out of the first round bracket
we got search for it
it's uh should be into features
uh
what was that at
oh featured
let me see
well let's see his arms
he's society
um
oh fuck
what happened
is it something Pedro put up
Pedro put up the ones in the group and on the main page I did
the ones and
they both should be pinned to the featured section
I see the ones that Pedro did
yeah the same same ones
there should be three of them all right let me see this first one
what Pedro did
normally Bates is beating the final
the death and final destination
I'm telling you we got what I'm voting for everyone because I won't be on the show
I'm voting for death on this one
but if you go to the
one in the main page
the tall man over the creeper
I'm I'm rooting for a tall man
I mean come on the main page
death is beating Norman Bates
by a lot
creeper is beating the tall man
and the minor is beating Annabelle
Let me see
On Pedro's
Annabelle's beating the minor
These will be combined
All right, well I'm voting for the minor
On the Pedro one
Annabelle, come on
Where's the horror returns one?
I don't see it
should be pinned to the features on the main page
i'm looking in the features
are you in the group or the
oh the main i'm in the group am i am i supposed to go to the main page
yeah oh duh okay um
you know there was a main page i guess
okay here they are uh for the horrors uh yeah
voting for death on this one
and
creeper
come on you guys are killing me
tall man beat the creeper easily
you don't even
I don't want to get into it everyone
and the minor
that's it just those three
yeah
I think
when he puts the
the ones in the Facebook group
I just basically put the same ones over here
because sometimes people
don't follow the main page and just follow the group.
Come on, you guys can be in the group.
Do it.
And everything else.
Annabelle over the minor, come on.
You guys are killing me.
But again, everyone, like I said on the East Society,
I mean, hard eyes, if you saw it, you saw it.
If you liked it, you liked it.
I just didn't.
I was disappointed.
I was like, huh?
Well, we all.
don't just we all don't agree on everything i still think what you'll call this is not a good movie
in a violent nature oh man that was my number one horror movie number 10 on my bottom list
well hard eyes is i give you guys right now hard eyes is in my bottom 10 because uh but we will do
it again we're going to do the full run through so you got to wait till october to hear that
Brian and I are going to run through that whole movie.
So you got months to watch it.
Because we're going to spoil everything in that movie.
Hard eyes.
I'm sure it'll be streaming somewhere somewhere.
Anytime soon.
Sometimes soon.
I think it's still in the theater.
All right, everyone.
That's enough wrestling, horror, and sports, or whatever else we were talking about.
Yeah, you got a little bit of everything.
Yeah, you got everything in this bonus episode.
all right everyone uh for more of this and that please go to the horror returns.com for everything
all the shows horror returns stream themes wrestling returns action returns which is coming
really soon i can tell you that uh but uh stream fiends is out now i had to go back and look to see
when the last we it's been over a year yeah since we did the last word i was like
I was like, what?
Because I know you mentioned it when we were talking about it and I had to scroll back, scroll back.
I was like, damn.
For some reason, we record so much everyone.
Everything blends together.
And our stream fiends is only episode 47.
I was like, damn, really?
I mean, in actuality.
We took so long during stream fiends.
We changed movies.
187 wasn't even the original movie.
what was it i don't even remember um is a hoodlum yeah all right we'll get to that one eventually
everybody but but yeah episode 47 of uh t hr present stream fiends is up now we we take uh the
1997 film uh 187 so go over and listen to that uh as well as uh our wrestling returns
i don't know what number we just put them out like this one
It's a wrestling returns bonus.
But elimination chamber is out there.
And then there's two horror returns.
The bonus episode as well as was
Carrie and the rage carry two.
Is that a regular episode?
That was a regular episode.
And it was a birthday wish from one of our listeners.
And she thanked us.
Right on.
And she asked if we can do.
the remake and the TV movie and we will be doing that all so far.
Which TV movie? That was a couple of. The 2002 one.
And the remake? Yeah, with Chloe Grace Moretz.
I believe her name is Nicole.
And we got those coming for you.
Well, I'll give you my review with Carrie, the remake, really quick.
I liked it. I love Chloe Grace Moritz.
The only issue I had with that movie was how she was doing all crazy body movements at the end when she was killing.
Spoiler alert, killing everybody at the end of the high school.
That was my only issue with the whole film.
Other than that, I loved it.
It was right on the money.
And I know I saw the TV one, but I don't remember that one at all.
And I do own the remake of Carrie.
I might even talk about the musical I found on YouTube.
Oh, my God.
Well, send it to me.
I'll watch it.
Okay.
Maybe we'll do a quick review.
Yeah.
T.H.R. Quick review on that one, just for you, Nicole, for your birthday.
Yeah.
I'll, I'll, well, Brian and I'll do that one.
I didn't even know there was a musical.
Well, shit.
They're dead musical.
Why not a Carrie musical?
Looking up stuff on Carrie, and I saw they did a musical, and I was like,
maybe it's on YouTube and found it on YouTube.
all right cool yeah that'll be soon everyone i'll watch it and then we'll we'll knock it out really quick
but yeah so the horror returns dot com for everything and if you can please be a patron subscriber
and i don't know that's a land's deal i don't know what's on there but uh we'll have more for you guys
brian and i are coming with with this and that and um nass files coming back yeah uh with um
Death Wish 4, the crackdown.
And then maybe a month or so, Death Wish 5, the face of death.
Was that what it was?
Yeah, that one.
And then I, do you own any of the, the Dirty Harry movies?
I think I own the first one.
All right, because after Death Wish, we're tackling the Dirty Harry series.
Cool.
If you guys listen to
um
uh,
East Society over on our Spotify for creators feed
we're talking about um
was it the most
controversial 70s movies.
Yeah that one and
there was some on there.
I was like really? Because Dirty Harry was one of them and I was
like really that that was a country?
Well maybe it was back in 71 but I
don't know but talking about
that that made me want to run through
those. So after the
the Nes Files with Death Wish
we're going to tackle
Dirty Harry.
At some point
Chuck Norris
Not all Chuck Norris movies
I'm just going to pick a few of them
Because he's got too many
As well as Segal
Lone Wolf McQuaid
Ooh yeah
What was that one
And I want to do with one of the missing inactions
And there's another one
uh,
the hero and the terror.
Um,
I don't think I've seen that one.
I saw it once in the theater when it came out.
So I,
I've always wanted to rewatch it.
I've only seen it the one time.
The octagon.
Ooh.
And I don't know.
Those guys wear black.
That's what I was thinking that one too.
Or, um,
I wanted he was in San Francisco.
Uh,
and he was fighting,
um,
what's his name?
Sub zero.
Uh,
Dr.
Professor Torr.
A professor. Yeah, him.
He was in, what the hell was that?
Eye for an eye.
Yeah, I don't know.
But we're just throwing names out.
We'll decide which ones we're going to do.
But Loma McQaeda and Hero and the Terror are missing action for sure.
And Seagall, we'll have to just pick.
He's got too many.
Early Seagall?
Yeah, early Seagull.
Maybe one of the dumb ones in between.
That one word.
He sits down to fight.
I don't know, man.
He's got too many.
And Steve, if you're listening, man,
we want to continue
the Van Dam series
that the geek started.
But a little and
Sean gave up.
I know Steve wants to continue.
I talk to Steve.
Yeah. We're going to work something out.
Hell yeah, man. I want to continue those
with the Van Dam series.
All right, everyone. That's it. It's getting
late. I've got to get up really.
But again, thehorror returns.com
for everything.
Dealing with me and Skaternest Podcast Network,
there's links everywhere.
Just to search that, East Society,
Magnus, and whatever
other nonsense we got going on over there.
All right, everyone, that's
is going to be it for the night.
We'll be back with more wrestling.
Hopefully something before WrestleMania.
And, yeah,
just be safe out there and come back
for more. So until then, be safe.
And party on.
And be good to each other.
