The Horror Returns - The Wrestling Returns - WRESTLEMANIA XLII (Night 1 & 2)
Episode Date: April 25, 2026This episode we rundown both nights of WRESTLEMANIA XLII that took place in Las Vegas Nevada at Allegiant Stadium. (sucka stadium) Join The Wrestling Returns on Facebook Group: https://www.facebo...ok.com/groups/614555330016037 Instagram: @the_wrestling_returns X: @the_w_returns Check out everything Horror Returns at: https://thehorrorreturns.com Join The Horror Returns Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1056143707851246 THR Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thehorrorreturns Join The Action Returns Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/841619946357776 Follow The Action Returns on IG and Twitter: Instagram: @theactionreturns X: @action_returns Join the THR Presents: Stream Fiends Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/3860579827402429 Follow THR Stream Fiends on IG: @thrstreamfiends Hit up E Society on Facebook. https://www.facebook.com/ESocietyPodcast/ Check out our ESP Spotify feed: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/esoc Mac Nez Podcast on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7jot3LglMA0EuGTUikXejq?si=21b39da4784e4528 E Society YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCliC6x_a7p3kTV_0LC4S10A E Society and Mac-Nez t-shirts Tee Public: http://tee.pub/lic/9ko9r4p5uvE X: E Society Podcast: https://x.com/esocietypod The Zissiou: https://x.com/TheoZissou Instagram: E Society: https://www.instagram.com/esocietypod/ Mac Nez Podcast: https://www.instagram.com/macnez/ The Zissiou: https://www.instagram.com/thezissou/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@esocietypod
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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, welcome to another episode of the wrestling returns.
Welcome back to another episode of the wrestling returns.
I'm your host, Brian.
With me as always is my brother, Nez.
What's up, man?
Yo, what is up, everyone?
We're back.
WrestleMania, 42 is in the books, night one and two.
We're going to jam it all into one big, awesome episode.
but first of all, what did you think of the whole thing?
Well, we'll start off with night one.
What did you think of night one?
Night one was kind of shitty.
There was a lot of pointless matches, no build-up.
I'm not going to lie, I did not off a couple times.
And let me just get this out the way.
The ESPN app is trash.
It cut out in the main event, and I had to watch the replay.
Oh.
But night two, I found out you don't have to use the app.
You can just watch it through Hulu, had no problems.
So if you get ESPN unlimited through Hulu, just watch it through Hulu.
The app is garbage.
That's what I did.
I shelled out the money for it.
And I've only watched it.
Well, my dad watched a ton of ESPN when he was air,
but I only watch it for wrestling.
They mostly just throw it on Netflix.
Give Netflix the money
because all basically everything
that was on the network
is over there now.
Yeah, if you're overseas.
So I'm like
because I got the Hulk Hogan
documentary coming.
I mean, love them or hate them.
I mean, I like the character,
Hulk Hogan.
Can't speak for the man behind it,
but I'm still going to watch it.
That was part of my childhood.
So, but.
yeah i was with you the first night it was like
okay um there was
one surprise and
uh the biggest pop which is not even a wrestler
but i thought he did a good job i know people were all over all in line
saying how trash uh high show speed
was i mean he did he got in there and did it
yeah i mean he was supposed to be like to
at first the
comedy relief getting thrown around and then he did his thing in there if he watches like training
videos he's athletic dude that's what i watched i watched all those and he he did it i mean he got
in there and did his thing so i was kind of like what what what do you guys want i mean he is i think
people are just tired of the because people are calling the celibomania because there was so many
celebrities involved.
Yeah, other than all the people in the crowd and
I didn't even know jelly roll is going to get involved in it.
I did.
I told my daughter, she watched it with me and I was like,
watch Jelly Roll get involved.
I'm just happy they got all that out in the beginning of that match.
Yeah, he popped in there.
But I didn't make it.
I could have.
Oh, you didn't?
No.
When they did the wide shot, I told my daughter, I was like,
Nez, he's right there somewhere.
If I was, dude, I'd had to pictures and videos sent to you.
That flight I was going to get on.
First of all, I didn't want to get up at three in the morning and get on that first one that left at six.
That would have been my best shot.
There was plenty of open seats.
But the one, I just didn't want to get up super early.
Because I would have got there like at, I don't know.
pretty early, like seven or eight in the morning.
And then when we do walk around Vegas until
Brussels Media, which wasn't it until three.
I had some friends there, but I didn't want to go Bogart them.
But anyway, there was a flight that was leaving like at 10,
10 something, almost 11.
It would have got there sometime after 12.
Plenty of time to make it over to the bitch-ass Raider Stadium.
But that flight just, I remember.
looking at the seats going, oh, there's
like 20 open seats.
That should be fine. But then
when I woke up this morning
and I checked it again, it was dwindled
down to like six.
And there was already
with the app that I use, I can
see the employee listings
and the
non-employee listings.
And there was already like
10 people on that list.
I went, oh man.
See, I mean, I could have probably could have
got on but I didn't want to risk it.
Drive all the hour and a half way over there just to tell me,
sorry bro, there ain't no more room.
So I was laying there and because my wife goes,
you're going to go and I said, there's seats or.
And then she kind of goes, well, let's put it this way.
You probably spend like $500 on this whole trip.
She goes, your ticket, let's say $200 at the cheapest.
There was some for like one something,
but then you add on this dumbass.
service charges and all that shit 200 you should have took advantage of the pat macafee
two day 25% off deal yeah the big announcement on smackdown oh that's what yeah it was like
we heard you we listened 25% off if you buy your tickets over the weekend
and everybody was like wow thanks so my thousand dollar tickets will cost eight
hundred and something.
That's what some people were mad because I get when they first announced them and those
noseblee tickets for four hundred dollars and then they dropped to like a hundred and
something people were hella mad.
I would have been mad if I, first of all,
I wouldn't have paid four hundred dollars to be way up there.
But people were pissed.
I don't know if they got a credit or maybe money back for the difference because that's a
$100 and $100.
I mean, I don't know.
B.K.O's greedy.
You've seen this WWE club thing.
Yeah, what is that?
I saw that.
From what I understand that, you pay to be in this club
and you get like discounts and early access to tickets.
So it's just taking your money to get discounts or some shit.
So you're paying money to spend money.
no I'm good
I mean if I'm meant to be there I'll be there
but that was my only reason
I could have got there and got in no problem
it was just the getting there
was the issue
getting home would have been nothing because
the last flat out of it was like almost
11 the last nonstop
to Reno
so I could easily got on that
I could have probably got on an earlier one
because it was over like what almost seven
and the sun was still up
when it was over.
Because a buddy of mine was there.
Some of the matches on night two went kind of quick.
It seemed like they all went quick.
I think they were giving time to the main event.
Well, tonight's main event was probably the longest.
And last night's, that one was all right.
But it seemed like some of these matches, like, yeah,
they took more time getting to the ring.
Yeah, I'm looking at the match time.
Let's see.
first match
seven minutes
eight seconds
second match
14 minutes
third match eight minutes
fourth match
eight minutes
yeah
a lot of these matches
were like under 10 minutes
see no
night two
seemed like to be the more
loaded card
that I wanted to see
but
I was kind of like
with some of the outcomes
But the first night, well, we got John Cena.
He didn't, I thought he would least bring in action at once,
especially tonight with the Mizz, but that didn't happen.
It was good to see him.
Everybody was on their feet singing along and cheering for them and all that.
I thought that was cool.
But the first match, the, what was it?
The Uso's in L.A. night.
It was like a...
Versus the vision and...
Fable three-way?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Doing my boy L.A. Night wrong.
At least...
I told my daughter, I'm turning it off.
It speed pins L.A. night.
Yeah.
It was what it was.
I mean, Logan Paul does what he does.
Him, of course.
And L.A. night, of course, did he bach a move?
Of course.
I don't think it's intentional.
I think since he's done it so much,
he just eff it.
I'm going to throw one in anyway.
I hype up the crowd.
I feel sorry for Jimmy,
Uso.
Main event, Jay,
yeah, he's got the Yeat and everybody.
Jimmy is there.
Why can't they come out to the original version
of their song? They're still coming out
to Jay's version.
Or come out to how they used to,
how they used to with the hawka and all that.
That was awesome.
Did you hear their new song?
Uh-uh.
It was so bad it only lasted one night.
It was like,
I think it was like two weeks ago on Raw.
They debuted a new song and the internet let them have it.
Man,
you can't please no one.
I mean,
the internet ruins it for everybody.
It's so bad.
I mean,
but overall,
on this match.
L.A. Knight,
he's my favorite.
I like Eyeshow Speed.
He's funny.
I like what he does.
And I'll give it to him.
Like we said,
he got in there and did what he had to do.
And those training videos really got me hyped.
Because he was like,
I don't know if I can.
Of course,
it was just acting.
But he's athletic guy.
He's in shape.
He's way better shape than me.
Yeah.
He kept up with the storyline.
You see the little clip where L.A.
Knight showed up to his house.
Yeah.
And threw him into his, like,
streaming setup.
he got his ring gear so that's good i mean be good to just hang that on the wall or he should have wore
that he should have wore that cape when he jumped off to top row but he was in there doing it um
i hate this serious heel fucking austin theory skinhead you want you want an old
non-skin head i'd rather have that the hair
I can't stand this guy.
Good in the ring.
Yes, I can give him that, but I just can't.
I think it was just,
I blame Vince McMahon for why I hate this dude.
Yeah.
Pushed him and pushed him and pushed him and did nothing.
Because then his nasty ass got into his little shenanigans.
We never got a,
did we ever get an answer to who stole the egg?
No.
I was crazy.
I keep hearing all this stuff about Logan Paul.
He's done.
He's done.
But I have no issue with Logan Paul.
I've said this many times if you guys listen to us.
He's proven himself to do it.
Yes, I didn't know who this guy was when he first came on the scene.
Even his brother.
I didn't know who these dudes were.
My brother or my brother.
My son had to tell me who they were and what they were.
and what they were about.
But I just thought he was another guy coming in the WWE
and we'll see him once or twice and that's it.
But Logan Paul's been, he's been out there and he's doing it.
He does the raw.
He does what he has to do.
He's a good heel roll.
I couldn't see him be a face.
It won't work.
My opinion, it won't work.
No, they tried it and they failed.
Yeah, just do what you're doing.
If you keep doing it, that's fine.
If not, I'm sure he's got a billion-dollar,
Pokemon cards
and all that.
But I mean, the spot
of this whole match
was when Austin
Theory and Logan Paul turned
on I Show
Speed.
When they were rough for the most, especially
when
I show speed through somebody.
I can't remember who into L.A.
Knight into Logan Paul and he fell
off the side of the
apron.
Yeah, and you're
Your boy got mad.
Yeah, he got in his face.
Oh, what did you do?
You messed up Logan.
I was like, shut up.
I was like, man, just punch him in his mouth.
Yeah, they turned on speed and started roughing him up.
But then they roughed up Logan Paul and put him on the, on the announced table.
And he did it.
I show speed did it, man.
For the first match for him to, because when the match was over with,
I was like the Uso's in LA Night 1
I was like
Logan Paul didn't do anything
because he always does something
spectacular I'm still going to go back to
when him and
ricochet
sprung off the top ropes and crashed into each other
at the rumble
yeah that was awesome
I loved that shout out to ricochet
wish he was still in WWE
but I need to stay off to internet
yeah he does
Can't get mad at everybody.
But speed, man.
I keep going to him, man.
He did what he had to do, and he did a good job.
Will he be a wrestler now?
I don't know.
I mean, I think he could if he wanted to,
but I don't think he has the time to put into it.
What does he do other than all the online stuff?
he have businesses or
I think he does I think
he's invested his money but
I know a lot of the thing he does
is the streaming which he goes to
like different countries
because it'll stream in like
Germany and then he'll stream in like
China and
interact with the people
and stuff like
that
I mean because I see that he does good
he's not just out there
of course he's out there being stupid too
but
he does does stuff with his money he's not not being dumb he's at least helping other communities
the things that i've seen yeah so but yeah at the end of the match when he threw l a night into
logan paul and logan paul fell off and then austin theory got in his face and then la night sprung
back into action and uh they roughed up austin theory and then that's when they turned on him and
came back and
a yelling and screaming in his face
and uh
they end up
LA Knight ended up
he pinned Austin Theory didn't he
yeah yeah because he pinned him
man that spear that
Jay gave Austin Theory man that hit him
hell hard
but Logan Paul came in and
broke it up before during the count
so but
after the match and they all turned on speed
he uh they came they sprung everyone else sprung back in the life and they were helping him out
because uh logan paul jumped up roughed up uh speed threw him on the ground started yelling and
screaming at him and threw him out of the ring i thought he like messed up his ankle because when
he fell out the way his ankle bent but uh he was all right because logan paul jumped out after he
threw him out the ring and then went and cleared off the announced
table. Bad news
Barrett and Michael Cole jumped up.
And Logan Paul was talking hell of shit, screaming at
speed, yelling at him, started dropping elbows
on him. He put him on the table.
And I was like, no.
This is what I thought Logan Paul was going to do his thing
and jump off the top ring post and land on him.
I was like, no, speed's just a little guy. I don't do this to him.
But Logan Paul jumped up there and he was getting everybody
hyped and everybody was booing and screaming.
then Uso's and L.A. Knight sprung back into action.
And they roughed up Logan Paul.
And then L.A. Knight and Jimmy kicked Logan Paul out of the ring.
They picked up speed.
They got him ready.
L.A. Knight kind of slapped him back into action.
You're all good. Put him in the ring.
And then they put Logan Paul on the announced table.
And they had him do it.
How did you think, how did you think,
his landing.
To me, it looked like he didn't land
right.
Like he's...
It looked like Logan took the most of it.
Yeah, it looked like the way he landed
and it looked like Logan Paul took
most of that impact.
And I just thought of it.
Isn't Speed supposed to be cursed?
I don't know.
Didn't you? I curse you or no, that's
Danhausen.
Yeah, didn't Danhausen curse him?
Yeah.
A little dead houses, we'll get to them later.
But, I mean, that was cool, man.
They brought the drone out when the speed was up on that thing.
He was up there a little too long, try to hype himself up.
But it ended up looking cool because he came down.
Usually when they come down on someone,
usually their knees will take most of the impact of it
to not really injure the wrestler that they're jumping on.
But it looked like he kind of had his knees in the,
the right spot, but it looked like Logan took most of that force, like right in the gut.
Because when he got up, man, LA night and the Uso's picked up speed and he was, he was
huffing and puffing.
He looked like he could barely stand, but he did it and everybody was happy.
I was screaming.
I was like, yeah, so I was excited.
It was a good ending.
I mean, they all did good this first match, but I hate when they run it back.
I'm watching it right now.
I mean, the yeat thing is getting old, everyone.
I mean, but that's V.
I mean, speed was in there,
yeating it up with everybody.
Did I yee it at Comic-Con?
Yes, last year?
Of course I did.
So, I had a good time.
I'm hoping L.A. Knight shows up this year at Comic-Con.
Not really sure who's going to be at the Mattel panel.
Speaking of Mattel, those are Ultimates, man.
Fuck, I wanted that Rio Ripley one.
I didn't know my buddy was going to go to wrestle world or WWE world, whatever it's called.
He had sent me a picture.
And I was like, dude, are you still in there?
He said, no, man, I left.
I was like, fuck, man.
It's how to send you some money and got me that Ria Ripley one.
That new ultimate.
I want that one because it's got that little crazy.
I remember when she hurt her nose and she had to wear that crazy mask thing.
Yeah.
She had that on that figure.
So
But overall, the first match
I enjoyed it, I thought it was cool.
CBS Sports didn't.
They gave it a C plus.
I'd have been in the B area.
What do you think?
Yeah, I'd give it a B, straight B.
Yeah.
The next one,
I'm kind of over.
Trash.
I'm over the Samoan Warwolf.
I'm not over him.
It's just,
what are we doing with him
and the way they just
do drew mackinty
dirty
I was happy he came back
total new character
gave him the belt all that
and then
now it's just like
who's the face in this
Jacob fought too
I guess I mean
I don't know
they were chair for both guys
yeah
and for this to be a what do they
called unsanctioned which is basically a no disqualification street fight whatever you want to call it
there was no blood none there was no big spots they bled they both bled like a week or two ago on
smackdown not this one i mean they brought everything out and they brought out the table the slim gym
tables and i like the call back with the toolbox yeah i pulled the toolbox out and drew dropped down
And it was like, no, no, no.
I figured when Drew McIntyre had Jacob under the ring,
when he sprung him up and he kind of went up and hit the bottom,
I thought he was going to come up bleeding.
Because the way Fatu was under there,
it looked like he was trying to do something.
I didn't know if he was going to blade himself
or hit his head on something,
but he came out and there was nothing.
Or yeah, or even getting hit with the toolbox.
That seems to always bust you open.
Really quick, I'm watching this.
They have the water bottles and the Gatorade and the Prime or whatever's under there.
Who was that for?
Ring crew.
Okay.
That one dude that was pretty hyped that was right in the front when Drew McIntyre came out,
he had his brave heart makeup on.
Oh, yeah.
He was riding the front with his flag.
Did you see the actual video of Drew McIntyre?
Was that his brother that he took?
Yeah, that's his brother.
Okay.
Because he took his brother's phone and was filming something.
And I saw it later that night on X.
I didn't see it.
It was nothing.
It was just Drew's face, tugged shit.
And when he hit him in the head with it and it didn't do anything.
When they bring out the tools and all that, yeah, you expect blood, but nothing really.
And for all the shit that they threw in the ring, I mean, they didn't do much with it.
They used none of it.
They just threw it all in the ring, and that was it.
And just there was even times when they were in the, in the ring wrestling with all the chairs and all that around.
And they would just jump over them.
And, yeah, they wouldn't use them.
I was like, okay,
the unsanction match,
start using something.
They were hyping it up.
It's unsanctioned because
WWE doesn't want to be responsible
for anything that happens.
Well,
nothing.
Yeah.
Just the stuff we see on the,
every week.
I mean,
nothing exciting.
They ain't fighting the crowd.
They didn't do anything.
Or even the street fight
that we got tonight.
I thought they would go
into the crowd, way in the back, and
none of that.
Everyone just stayed right
within the ring. Nobody crashed through that
that breakaway corner like they do all the time.
I always look forward to that.
Yeah, it's not much, and they do it all the time,
but I like when they do it, but they didn't,
they didn't even do it.
They didn't do it either night.
That pop-up Simone drop was cool.
Yeah.
When Jacob threw up
McIntyre.
I thought that was cool.
He got it pretty high.
He's not even doing his whole move set lately.
It's just doing like the,
the moves that people want to,
you know,
the couple moves people want to see.
That's pretty much all they do anyway.
Yeah, I don't know.
I just,
because I'm used to seeing Jacob from like the Indies
and all the stuff he was doing in there.
But it's like they told them no, you can't do none of that.
It's like when you come up to the big show, they tell you, all right, we know what you do.
You know, these are your signature moves.
You can't do this, this, this, this, or that.
Yeah, the, you know, the moves that got you here?
Yeah.
Don't, don't do them no more.
Yeah, we can't, we can't have that on TV.
We can't be a part of it.
They're, they're too risky.
Yeah, I, like, we watch WWE all the time, but they, they water these guys.
down and gals.
Keep saying that about Kansas Lurray.
Want to see awesome stuff? Watch her
indie stuff.
We see that on
WWE? Nope.
So, I mean, for Jew Bancatar
being a big guy when he runs and dives over the top
rope, man, that's
that's skill right there. I couldn't do it.
I'd be too scared to even try it.
I don't even know if I could jump through the ropes.
Yeah, I'd be scared. I'd do like
what's her name?
Sasha Banks or
what hell's her name?
Monet.
Mercedes Monet or whatever.
What's her name a couple weeks ago?
EO. Oh, yeah.
You got to do it right, man. You can't
catch your legs, feet, or anything.
Because when you get caught,
that's it. Or what's his name?
They're trying to jump over the ropes.
He's in TNA now. What's his name?
Top Dala.
Oh.
You remember that one?
Yeah.
I mean, because they're
on the slow motion. The way Drew does it, man,
he runs like there's a springboard at the edge,
but the edge of the rings is
solid.
So, I mean, it's probably a little easier when you
can spring in the middle.
I only know this because I helped him put that
ring together.
It's still cool, man. He's a big guy.
He's got to be sick something at least.
He's a good 200-something pounds. I don't think he's quite
300. But, Jacob
fought too, man. He's a big dude, too.
for him to
flying around
because he's those moonsaults.
Jacob lost weight too.
Is he skinnier now?
Yeah.
Let's see.
How much is true?
True is
275.
I was expecting
a little blood
when Drew got that
that wrench.
He was hitting him
Jacob with it in the forehead
and then he flipped it around
and got it with the part
that turns the nuts and then it was jamming it in his head.
I was waiting for blood, but we didn't get nothing.
So, I mean, again, this was the first hour.
So it was, I assume, free for if you just went on ESPN and you had to have the unlimited to see the rest.
But, I mean, they went a little hard, not as hard as we wanted.
maybe because it was free
I don't know
and that's fucking garbage
have these matches free
have the other matches
that couldn't be on the
WrestleMania card free
remember when they used to call those pre-shows
yeah
I don't do that
could have had
Tiffany Tiffany Tiffie time
and Julia for the United States belt
or Ion Oskah
on ESPN.
Yeah, I could have had something.
And how come they didn't have the
Andre's giant battle royal?
I mean, they used to do that.
They had it on Smackdown.
Oh, duh.
I mean, that was usually a WrestleMania thing.
The first time they did it was on that.
And then, I don't know.
I mean, I don't know what they're doing.
We're not booking it.
Other than trying to take all our money.
because even the
the actual
souvenirs, the products, the shirts,
and the figures and all that
and everything is going up in price.
I mean, I want that
Rio Ripley, not the ultimate one, the other one,
I guess it's a doll
or whatever. That's pushing
60 bucks. I'm like, God damn.
Will I pay it?
Maybe. If it's in my head, I might,
but I'm just like,
what the fuck
when they took the belt from the
from the ref
Drew Magitar made him take it off
and then
Jacob stole it from him and started whipping
him with it but then
I guess that ref's pants must have been
about to fall off because he got his belt
back and put it back on
but
I mean this match I mean it wasn't
the greatest
but Jacob
Fattu ended up
pulling it out in the end.
And there was a lot of
refs getting roughed up
these two nights.
Shout out to my girl, Jessica. We'll get to her
later on. But
overall, I mean, this match
was, it had maybe a
couple moments, but it wasn't
like anything too
excited. They gave a B-plus.
I think the first match was
better than this one, but
we aren't the bookers.
So, but
the next match,
the W.W.E.
Women's tag team
match with
the irresistible force.
And then,
I like that came out in their demolition
gear. Yeah.
Nia Jackson,
Lash Legend.
Charlotte Flair, Alexa Bliss,
Bailey and Lira.
Lira, Valkyria,
whatever her last name is.
And then the Bella twins,
except for Nikki wasn't selling it
with that crutch.
Because if you notice,
she just came walking out like it was nothing.
She just had the crutch with her.
The internet ruined this for me.
I was happy.
We kind of knew she was coming.
And of course, why not
WrestleMania? But when
Nikki got hurt, I was like,
okay, I think I know
where we're going. And the return
of Paige,
aka
Sarah, what fuck.
Soraya. Soraya. Saria.
How do you want to pronounce it?
Page is back.
I remember
later that night
I was on X and I was watching and they were
showing the video of
when she almost
her career almost ended when
Sasha Banks
Sorry, Sasha
dropped kicked her on her back.
Oh, dude, her neck just snapped
back. And she
said she just went numb.
And
I don't know if that was intentional
but it
it looked like she hit her hell
hard.
her neck whipped back so hard.
But when Paige's music hit, everybody lost it.
Everybody was ready.
Everybody knew it because the signs came up and everything.
Yeah, I was like, where did you get that sign?
So, I mean, the WWE universe, man, we know when it's coming.
I was expecting it, but I wasn't too sure.
I didn't want to get too excited.
But Paige came back.
I love Paige.
She's a nasty girl.
I've seen that video.
Which one?
Yeah.
I'm saying.
I saw it.
What's his name?
You're a nasty man.
Yeah, hold the camera.
Anyway, I did like that movie on her life, though.
Shout out to, what's her name from Thunderbolts?
Oh, Lawrence Pugh.
Yeah, I thought she did a good job.
and Nick Frost as her dad and
what's her name?
Sir C.
Yeah, from Sarah Connor.
What the hell are they?
Lee,
is it Lena Headley or Eddie or whatever?
Yeah, Lena Hetty.
Yeah, awesome woman.
I met her once at Comic Conch.
She was really nice.
I was just ratting her up about
Sarah Connor Chronicles.
Everybody.
They were there for a big,
a Game of Thrones party.
And I didn't watch Game of Thrones at that time,
so I didn't know who any of those people were.
Once I started watching Game of Thrones,
I was like, fuck, man,
all these people that I like on the show were there.
And I remember seeing them all, but I just didn't,
uh-huh, okay, I didn't care.
But the ones I did know, Jason Momoa, Alina Hedy,
and, um, what's his nuts?
Peter Dinklage.
So I met them.
They were cool.
But what did you think of this match overall?
Outside of the page returning, this could have been on Smackdown.
Yeah.
It was a little messy.
And I swear I need to go back and rewatch it.
But I don't think the legal person was in the match to get pinned.
Last legend, she still needs a little more work.
Night Jack, she does what she does.
Bailey, I got nothing to get, nothing to get any of them.
But Last Legend, she was the one that I was like, ah.
I wouldn't say it's her face.
She's about to be my ass.
That's a big woman.
It's so.
But Charlotte, I mean, I love Charlotte.
She does what she does.
And Alexa Bliss, God damn, she looked good.
Whatever she was wearing.
And then, Nia Jacks, man, looks like she lost some more weight.
So, and Bailey, I love Bailey.
Shout out to her.
San Jose represent.
Lyra, I don't know what it is about her.
But I felt bad for her because Charlotte wasn't in the right spot.
When Lyra jumped off the rope and tried to catch her with the legs
and Charlotte just completely dropped her.
And she, boom, landing on her back and hit her head.
But, I mean, she got right back up, holding her head.
and Bree, I love Bree.
She does what she does.
And they did call it the yes kicks.
So I thought that was cool.
But they were a little too far apart
because the crowd was a little head
with the yes chance on her.
Because the last time when she did it,
they called them the it kicks
because they couldn't, I guess they couldn't say it.
But this time they let them say it.
But everybody was waiting.
for Paige to come in.
Because when she finally came in, that plays,
I screamed.
And I was sitting there by myself as wrong with God.
But I was happy that Paige was back in there.
Yeah, we saw her on AEW and everything else.
But to see her back.
Yeah, but to see her again in the WWE ring,
especially at WrestleMania for her return.
It was awesome.
Niagara still is me, love her, or hate her,
she still is a little,
she gets a little out of hand
at times. Yeah,
she's neither getting out of hand or she's
gone way too soft
that it looks ridiculous.
Yeah.
Because even last legend, it seemed like some of the
time she needed to ease up a little.
Yeah, those are some big women.
Yeah, because she kicked
Charlotte pretty hard.
I was going for Charlotte to get
back up and do something, but
I think Charlotte learned her lesson
with Nyjacks.
when they,
when it got real.
I had a two-piece, sir.
That's not going to put it.
And last legend, man,
she botched Alexa Bliss's move,
and Alexa Bliss jumped off the ropes
and she didn't do what she was supposed to.
Last legend was a little,
a little sloppy.
And you could see it,
but she messed up and then rolled out of the ring.
And then they commenced the beating the shit
out of Alexa Bliss
because Bailey jumped in.
Lyra started roughing her up.
And we're, oh, the other two.
Naya and Lash Legend are dead on the ring
because I don't even see them out there.
But Bailey, I wanted Bailey to win,
or their team to win.
And, but of course,
the return of Paige, she, she had to win.
Oh, you know if Paige didn't return,
you know who was winning it.
Who?
Charlotte.
And, Alexa Bliss.
I mean, don't let me get me wrong.
I love Charlotte, the queen.
But they just hand her belts like it's nothing.
He would have won the tag team champion,
and she would have showed up on Ross,
and now that I was a tag team champion,
that makes me the number one contender for the world championship.
Yeah.
And they'd give it to her.
I'd like to see Alexa Bliss have it again.
That one movie seemed like,
they kind of botched a little
when
Alexa Bliss
Lyra and Bree were in the corner
and then Lash Legend
walked over there and grabbed
him. I thought she was supposed to grab all
three of them and flip
but it looks like she
Bree wasn't set up right or maybe
Lash took off too early
but then Brie did come off she
fixed it jumped off the top and gave her a drop kick
dead in the chest
and she fell down
Paige still hasn't even jumped into the ring yet.
Everyone's hyping it up because Bree's
Brie hung in there, man. For her return, I mean,
I love Breed more than Nikki. Nicky gets on my nerves.
Thanks to total divas.
Tried to do John Cena dirty.
But when Paige jumped back in,
I came in for the first time. I was excited.
Like I said, man, that place erupted.
Everybody. Ah!
I went crazy.
she even
Paige went straight
from Niagara Jacks
real life
Nyjax will
whoop that ass
I mean
Nyjax in last legend
if it came to
just let's get down
the real fighting
those two would
throw everybody out
and beat everyone's ass
but
I thought Paige was
I thought she did
a good job
she knows what she's doing
she's been in the business
a while
I loved it before everything.
But some of the camera work wasn't very good because even during this, I'm watching this,
even during this match, I don't know what happened.
The camera guy must have fell.
Oh, yeah, he did because you can see it another angle like he's getting up off the ground.
That happened a couple times, both nights.
He stumbled.
He stumbled. Hell of hard.
Yeah.
Go ahead.
I was going to say, I don't know what was going.
There was even a time where they were like introduced.
in the Spanish announce team
and going back to
Michael Cole and your boy
Corey Graves
and when they were supposed to go back to them
I don't know the cameraman sat the camera
down on the ring
because it was like sideways
and then they had to cut back to the
Spanish announce team even though
you couldn't hear nothing they was saying
I don't know what was going on
the cameras
they were probably yelling
and gorilla
yelling at their
Geez, Bailey took that hard ass
Simone drop.
And what's the last
Legends move when she's got them behind her back?
The lashes extension.
She slammed
Lyra Hella hard.
And then Charlotte and Paige
double teamed her
and started beating her ass
and then threw her out of the ring.
Both to see Paige
and Charlotte again.
That this
This match is coming.
Singles match is coming between them two.
So I hope that once Paige starts feuding with someone,
it's going to be Charlotte.
Because they've had some good matches in the past.
Her first feud's going to,
it's going to be with the Bella's.
Who, Paige?
Yeah.
Nikki's going to turn on her.
Nicky always turns.
And then Bree's going to go with her sister.
I can't.
Because even when Bree and Nikki went at it for a while.
Nikki, beautiful young woman, but,
nah, I'd rather have Charlotte.
At least Charlotte will put on a better show.
Because even just this little bit,
when these two were going at it,
you could see how hard they were going.
Oh, they'll do that feud,
but they're going to go
Paige versus the Bellas,
and somebody's going to have to come save Paige.
Or even Alexa Bliss and Paige.
I mean, Alexa, she's growing on me now,
since she became a mom
and she's doing it
but
I mean
beautiful young woman
like god damn
her extensions were
were all over the place
she looked like a little lion
but that
that DDT
that page gave her
Alexa Bliss
dude she looked like she slammed her face
oh hell of hard
and then she pinned
she pinned
she pinned Alexa Bliss
so they
ended up winning and it did look like page was really excited it was looks like she was trying to hold
those tears back so i mean it was a good return for her did they have to give her the belt
no but i was happy i mean i love page so i was cool with it and to see nicky back and she gets the
belt or not nicky uh brie um i'm i'm cool with it well again yeah we'll see how far uh that goes
but didn't
Bree sign like
not that long
big of a contract
yeah this is their last run
her and her sister
because Nikki's been in it a little longer
yeah
because Bree came back at the Rumble right
was it the Rumble
yeah the Rumble
but I read this is
their
whenever they're done they're done
together
they're Hall of Famers
I mean, they don't need.
They don't need more.
But CBS Sports, they gave this one.
A B.
Straight B.
But it's been eight years since Page has been with the WW.
I thought it was longer.
But on to the next match,
the intercontinental title.
A.J. Lee, taking on Becky Lynch.
We had this match already.
That sounds going to say.
Didn't we just see this match?
And I don't know who this band was for...
It does her theme music.
I don't know.
I just can't get with these new bands.
I mean, good for them.
They were on the biggest stage in sports entertainment,
and they were up there doing their thing.
The only good thing about this match,
because I think this is the one where I was nodding off,
was the potential feud with Becky.
and Jessica.
Yes.
That's what I was waiting for.
Let's get this match
because they've been building up
to this one for a couple of months now.
I thought something big was going to
happen in this match between them too.
Becky even goes to Jessica
on social media
calls her
corporate Jessica.
Shout out to all the little gals that came out with
AJ Lee.
Everyone dressed up like her.
Yeah.
Yeah, but that seemed like they put that together right before.
Just went and grabbed a bunch of little girls.
Yeah, because the new kids did not know what they were supposed to be doing.
No, they probably just went out there.
Just skip down the ramp.
Oh, you can't skip?
Just run.
Do you see the one little girl that ran back?
Yeah.
Yeah, she saw the crowd.
I was like, no, fuck this.
She probably got scared.
Again, shout out to all them.
It was probably something they threw together really quick,
but it looked like they were all having a good time.
They were slapping fives to everybody.
So, good for them.
Hopefully they got to keep the gear in the titles.
But the way these guys are penny pinching.
Oh, gosh.
I don't want to hear TKO took back all the merch and the titles back.
They earned it.
If they paid them, they paid them.
If not, let them keep the titles.
Come on, man.
They had their
WrestleMania moments.
Leave these little gals alone.
But this match...
Yeah, we already saw it.
It's like we saw it.
What was the elimination chamber?
Was that the one?
Yeah, where she took the belt.
Yeah.
She holds her for like two days and she loses it.
Spoiler alert.
I was like, what?
But I knew it.
I knew something big was going to happen.
Where I figured, like, all right,
she's going to lose or
AJ is in keep her title
and Jessica and Becky
were going to go at it.
They kind of did.
They just teased us.
I mean,
of course, I'm team Jessica.
I want her to whoop her ass.
But
we've seen this match already.
And it just was
it was better than the last one.
Yeah, but Becky still carried
AJ through this. Yeah, of course
she did. So
Well, yeah, when Jessica, well, Becky was in Jessica's face.
And she was trying to like, I'm trying to be cool.
But she was like, fuck that.
And just shoved her hell of hard.
That's what I thought was really going to go down.
But then it stopped.
But Jessica, she got sandwiched in the corner.
When AJ slammed into the corner and then Jessica, she got sandwiched between them.
That's when I really thought something was going to go on.
But build up to something.
something big because we didn't get it.
We didn't get it tonight.
I think some, the way it should go, she should make Jessica, just lose it, attack Becky, get fired as a ref, and then show up as her mask character from, what is it, evolve?
Yeah.
I mean, that's fine.
If she comes out with a mask, I'll be all for it.
But if she just comes out in ring gear.
or do you like that one one ref back in the 80s
was it Danny Davis
he just wore his
his ref gear
and wrestled
oh yeah yeah yeah that was a long time ago
some of you guys probably when you've been born yet
but
I mean
AJ does what she does
but yeah Becky
this match was a little better than the last one.
I'm sure they practiced, got everything ready.
But, yeah, dollars for donuts, Becky would run over AJ.
But I was kind of like, do we need to see this on WrestleMania?
No, we could have watched this on Raw or a regular PLE, not WrestleMania.
but was I happy that she lost no
but I was like
okay next
whatever it's coming next
AJ is gonna win it back
I think AJ is done
I don't know we'll see I have a feeling
she's gonna she's gonna win it back and then
then lose it and then quit
I don't know she kind of gave an interview
and it seemed like she's this was it for
well it was a short run
maybe that's what she wanted
she wants to go
be an author
because her sister does comics
because when
Becky slammed the AJ into the corner
and started dropping them boots on her
kicked her in the ribs and then started kicking her in the chest
that's when Jessica got involved
and then Becky turned
and got in Jessica's face
and Jessica's just like bitch
I don't even want to hear it
She's just not even looking at her
She's kind of
And Becky's all up in her face
And then Jessica said
Fuck that
And turned on and started yelling at her
Pointing her finger at her
Becky pushed
Jessica
And Jessica stepped in bitch
And then pushed her back
That's when I really thought
Something was going to happen
But nothing did
Becky kind of just turned her
It looked like she was going to run
At Jessica
But then she ducked out of the way
Then AJ grabbed her
And gave her a slam
and I was waiting for more to happen, but it just didn't.
So we'll see.
We'll see what's to come between Becky and Jessica.
I think it'll be a good match.
For those you do remember, Jessica, we're wrestling.
I'm sure you can look at it all up on YouTube.
Because the majority of these refs, they come into WWE wanting to be wrestlers,
but then it just doesn't work out.
And they're up being refs.
Like that little buff tan guy.
And I'm sure,
and I'm sure the dude with the eyebrows as well.
Because even my wife,
she was sitting there watching it tonight.
She was like,
what's up his eyebrows?
I said,
I don't know,
but I hate this guy.
I don't know.
The man,
I just don't like his eyebrows.
I'm one of those weirdos.
It just,
if your eyebrows look crazy,
that's all I'm going to see on you.
But yeah,
but when Becky,
no,
the Becky got,
thrown into the corner. And then
she ran over there and took
off the turnbuckle.
And then
AJ was going to spring into action, but Becky pulled
Jessica in and
they sandwiched her. She, Jessica fell to the
ground, wasn't paying attention.
And then Becky grabbed
AJ, slammed her into the turnbuckle
was gone. She hit the metal.
Then she sprung back into action. Then she gave her
the manhandle slam and boom.
Pinned AJ. And then that was the end.
She,
she won.
Okay,
I was all right with the ending of it.
It was at least somewhat exciting,
but it seemed like the crowd wasn't into it.
And once she got her belt,
she was letting,
I was still waiting for Jessica to spring into action.
Yeah,
it's like they went back to like nothing happened.
Yeah.
She gave her the belt and then raised her arm
and they didn't even have an interaction.
Yeah,
I thought Becky was going to put.
pull her hand away and get in her face
or something. I thought Becky was
going to tell her, raise my hand and do it
now.
But none of that
happened. I was kind of like, ah,
so we'll see.
I mean, just because
in-ring action is coming.
It's, they're
building it in it up to something.
They gave this one a C-plus
and, yeah,
okay.
The next one,
Seth Rallens and Gunther.
The most thrown-together match of
WrestleMania history.
Yeah.
I was not excited for this one at all.
And Seth Rolins with his black eyes
and his black contacts
and his smoking jacket.
Who was he the demon?
I don't know.
When did he take those contacts out?
because he came down he had the black contacts
and then
once his jacket started smoking
he must have pulled him out somewhere
sometime
because he pulled him out quick
and I was not
this could have been on raw too
I wasn't that my god
there was no stakes in it
none it wasn't for anything
I mean I have a theory
why Gunther took this match and
storyline, but we'll
get to that in night too.
It just
Seth Rones, he could do it.
He could fly high if he needs to.
Gunther just
He's a throwback
to old school. Yeah.
He'll chop you, he'll slap you,
he'll pick you up, he'll choke you out and slamming.
That's it.
I always say it. Big guys have got a handful of moves.
And it's just
it wasn't anything.
Yeah, like you said, there was no stakes to this match.
And stay off the internet, boys and girls.
Because once I found out brawn breaker
was medically cleared, I was like,
oh, he's running in on this match.
Yeah, I mean, that wasn't even exciting.
So, I mean, but once they started
throwing each other all over the tables,
I like when they clear the table
because I wouldn't want to get slammed onto those monitors
and whatever else is on the table.
There could be a pen there or a pencil
and stab you in the back.
But they were really going for it in this match
with all the other shit
because Seth was wrong once he started throwing those chairs at him.
It just didn't make any sense to me
because you're right, they were going hard at each other.
Like Seth was like going crazy, like attacking him.
Yeah.
But why?
I don't know
trying to see who's
tougher
because Gunther
attacked you a couple weeks
and yeah the buildup
for this was two weeks ago
what is he
the legend killer
or whatever they call him
Korean
yeah that had nothing even to do with this
like he just didn't have a match
for WrestleMania
and neither did Seth
and I told
Gutter go out there
just go out there and give us a good show.
Yeah.
That was it.
I mean, not to say they didn't both go hard.
They both did, but it was,
we could have saw this on Monday or Friday.
I mean, you're right.
They went hard.
It was a good match, but I didn't care who won.
Yeah.
Nobody other than bragging rights, yeah, I beat you at WrestleMania.
That was it.
It wasn't like, yeah, I left with a belt or.
I ended this guy's career.
I mean, there was none of that.
Yeah, the whole storyline was Gunther attacked Seth two weeks ago
because he didn't have a WrestleMania match.
That's your buildup.
Yeah, I was kind of like, eh, I wasn't excited for it.
I mean, of course, we're going to watch it, but I just, it wasn't good.
But I'll give Gunther when he got caught.
curb stomped, he went for it.
Usually when people get stomped and they just kind of hit their head or they looks
like they hit the head.
They didn't.
The slow-mo version of that, man, Gunther really, he went for it and slammed his head on
the ground.
I don't like the way he takes a pedigree.
He like turns his body to the side.
Yeah, he's, I don't know.
He's supposed to go flat, straight, flat, straight down.
But yeah, he, he turns.
I don't know
I mean that's just
the way it is
my wife knows she goes
is this just a big advertisement show
I was like
oh my son said that
you just reminded me
like
there was ads
that I tried to fast forward
oh you couldn't
no because they would play separate ads
it would pop up in the corner
you have four minutes
of ads.
Was that during the matches or in
between? In between. Oh, yeah.
They had those
on the regular unlimited
one. I was like, what the fuck
is this? That's when I knew I could jump
up, get a drink, or go to the bathroom
because I was like, yeah, you got three minutes of
ads. How many damn ads
does Jay have? I don't know.
This guy's like
Snickers and Slim Jim
and
He had another one.
Yeah, I was just like, man,
remember they used to get mad at Brock Lesnar
for his Jimmy John's shorts.
And,
WW, TKO, whoever, man,
they're just pimping themselves out to everybody.
Because my wife was like,
is that really all on the ring all the time?
I said, well, in the last year or two, it has been.
They truly are pimping themselves out.
advertisements for Mortal Kombat
and Street Fighter
Yeah, I'm excited
for both. I think I'm a little more for
Mortal Kombat. I thought they would be a little bit
more biased to the one that
they're superstars in,
two of the superstars.
They're like no Mortal Kombat's
pain we're showing their shit tonight.
Well, Penta
tonight came out with the
Shal Khan mask.
more advertisement
yeah I thought that was cool
yeah they came out they even said it
yeah and Moral Combat 2
come in theater and buy your tickets now
and all this I'm like
goddamn they must just have like a sheet
of all right make sure you
pump these people up
and I wonder how much these people pay
especially the general
there's this right dead center
in the ring
the drum the drumstick
cone zone
or the
the Minutemate juice box.
Yeah.
My favorite ad was still a Slim Jim one.
It was a few years ago,
and they had the Slim Jim section or whatever,
and everybody, hyping themselves up, holding Slim Jims.
And that one dude, when the camera panned down,
that guy had, I don't know,
like three or four of them in his hand, in his fist,
and he was shoving them in and out of his mouth.
They pulled the camera away from him.
quick. I was laughing hell hard.
But yeah, man, they just
the whiskey
and everything.
Oh, the fireball ladder.
Yeah, the Riyadh
whatever that thing is.
It's not Riod season right now.
Whatever that is.
I was like, damn.
Boost Mobile.
I thought Seth was done.
He's always got back issues, and
I'm sure he'll have back issues when he's older.
But when Gunther picked him up and powerbombed him onto the announcement table,
he landed on the edge of it, the lower of his back.
I'm sure it sounds like, ah, I was like, damn.
He scares me when he does flips and lands on his feet.
Oh, yeah.
After that, when he messed up his knee, that was a nasty video.
But either someone didn't pull the switches.
for the tables or they just didn't hit hard.
Because when Seth got slammed into it
and then he gave Gunther a pedigree,
it didn't even budge.
They just bounced off and kept going.
They were saving it for jelly roll.
And dumb ass fucking
a guy from the 49ers.
George, what do you call it, George McGrittle?
Yeah, that idiot, man.
Fuck the 49ers.
I don't care what anyone says.
Anyway, Santa Clara of 49ers.
He was dedicated to drinking those beers.
Yeah, he was.
Even on night, too, when he wasn't going to drink a beer
and what's his name, Tyrese Halliburton from the Pacers,
he was like, no, you got to drink this beer.
Yeah, and then Grong showed up.
Gronk wasn't even trying to chug it.
Hell no.
Until he's seen the screen and everybody was like cheering.
He was like, oh, shit.
He just dumped.
it on himself.
I'm sure he dragged
some of it, a lot of it. Even the
McGittal guy, it was
pouring down the side of his mouth.
And I'm sure those beers were free
for them. Because
if I'm
sitting down the front, man, I'm going to have
maybe a stadium pal
or something because
that's a long walk
from the center with rigside all the way
to the bathroom. You got to
walk with all those stairs.
They're having somebody bring that to them.
But yeah, after all that stuff on the announce tables,
Seth Rallin was, yeah,
and Gunther was laying there all dead,
and then fucking Braun Breaker came running in,
top speed out of nowhere,
speared Seth.
He slammed into the wall,
and then everybody,
ah,
I hate Brabaker.
I'm sorry.
If you love him, you love him,
but I don't.
But of course we knew their team.
They're going to turn on each other.
Bron will probably have a belt soon anyway.
I don't know.
He's part of a wrestling dynasty, so we'll see.
What happened to him?
I don't even remember how he got hurt.
I think he's...
I don't know if it was a hernia or herniated disc was one of those two.
I think I got an umbilical cord
hernia or whatever they call that
starting to hurt right here
and you go to the
work doctor and have them
check it out
but yeah then
fucking after he was all beat up
Gunther threw him in a sleeper hold
and then Seth was just like
fuck it but you can see Seth looking at the camera
I'm watching this everyone.
At least he didn't smile.
Yeah.
But he was done.
Gunther made him submit
and he just boom, he just collapsed.
And how did we not get
the Gunther John Cena interaction?
I thought somebody,
I thought someone would get into it
with John Cena or...
I mean, somebody did on night too.
Yeah, but I mean, I wanted to see him like
A-A someone or something.
I thought at least we were going to get
Gunther coming to the ring
and the cameras following him backstage
and he sees John Sina
and does the little,
you can't see me to John or something.
Some of that.
We didn't see it.
But, oh, well, they're showing
a replay. Gunther, before he got slammed
with the fourth, Seth got slammed
on to the downstable.
He got fucking slammed onto the April, April, the apron.
He, same part, small of his back,
and then he turns around, bigs them on and slams him on the table.
So, yeah, Guthar ended up winning,
and then he walks out, and then fucking Seth is just coming back to life.
Bronbreaker walks all the way back up to the top of the stage.
He stops, and then he turns, and then fucking full speed.
This spirit was kind of weak, though.
That first one, he hit pretty hard.
Yeah, I think he got hurt doing one of these full sprint ones before,
so I think maybe they told him, like, calm down.
Because that first one, he went straight on and got him.
But this one, he came running full speed from the top.
Shout out to the guy whoever was in charge of the drone.
Got a good shot the way he came running down full speed.
But when he dove at him,
It looks like he kind of went to the side and just caught Seth with his arm.
And Seth just flipped over it.
I like to cry.
I was cheering one more time.
So we'll see this match eventually.
We'll see the buildup to something.
Seth and Bronbroker are going to go at it.
And then Bronwicker is hugging Paul Heyman up at the top.
So we'll see.
What's next anyway?
backlash.
All right.
And then the Dan Housen Blimp came out and was hovering around.
Good for that guy.
Yeah, man.
Do you think, man.
I know people don't like it, but...
I like it.
I think he's funny.
Yeah, he's hell of funny.
Because one of my friends is like,
what hell is this dude?
And they let him wrestle last week.
Yeah.
Then they brought out the,
the class of
2026
WWE
Hall of Fame
demolition
acts and smash
Dennis Rodman
for some reason
I think the celebrity
They always have a celebrity
And the family of
Psycho Sid Vicious
That was cool
Yeah
And of course
Stephanie McMahon
And then the phenomenal one
AJ Styles
He came out
And who was the other dude
Oh
Bad News Brown.
Yeah. Was that his son?
Yeah, I think so. And then they
did that thing where they induct a match
and it was Hulk Hogan
and Andre the Giant. Yeah, that's right
because Nick was there. Nick Holman.
He's garbage too.
I guess
what's her name? Brooke
is back in the headline saying something about
she shouldn't have took her name off the will.
I don't know.
I mean, I understood why she did it,
but I don't know.
Maybe she's struggling financially.
I don't know.
I mean, if her brother loves her.
Brother, give her something.
Maybe she knows that the money's not being handled properly.
I don't know.
I don't know.
That was all messy anyways.
What does they have one of us?
Sid Vicious his relatives.
The one guy with the cowboy hat, man.
He was up there flexing hell hard.
I was like, hell yeah.
It was awesome.
And was that Andre the Giant's daughter?
I think so.
Yeah, she was up there all tatted up.
But it was cool.
And even my grandsons, because they kept seeing the Fortnite on the screens around the ring,
they were like, oh, Fortnite.
And I was like, what is that?
Oh, with my girl as a playable character?
well they had to show me
because I was like, why is Fortnite there?
And then they play Fortnite
and they said, there's some wrestlers now
and they pulled it up on their iPad.
And it was stone.
Okay, cool, Stone Cold.
And this girl.
And I went,
with her big bump on her head still.
Hey, I like how they work that into the angle.
What the fuck was this?
dance routine just because you're in Vegas
when she came out dancing on
chairs. For her new video.
Dumb.
And what was the no
makeup thing? She looked kind of rough.
Because did you see her
on Raw before WrestleMania?
No, I didn't even want. When she attacked
Oh, I did.
And she was all crazy.
Yeah.
Which I kind of wish they would have played it more
into that into this
match
which they didn't but they
they kind of used the
the knot on her head
and gave her like a couple
black eyes and yeah
that's what the hell she was all
beat up
well she was like screaming she sold it to me
on raw because she was screaming
you can't even catch her
the camera caught her cussing
she was like get the fuck over here
bitch
she still has that little nod on
her head and it's bruised up, but
it's not as big as like
when it happened.
Because you heard that
knock. And if you've heard that
if you ever banged your head against someone
else's head and you heard that
skull crack.
It's amazing. Her and Roxanne
don't have concussions.
Roxanne didn't even look like she had any damage to her.
She must have a hard head.
I mean, but
I mean, was it an accident? Of course.
I mean
Stephanie Bricer did what she did
but she didn't mean for them
to slam heads
it just
the way it happened
and I hate her man
I'm sorry
I hate Liverpool
she don't have that
blue tongue or whatever it was
when she was in the
the riots
that
and Stephanie Varker
La Prima she came out
I love her
especially when she speaks English.
So, but I was disappointed in this match.
I was hoping she was going to leave with her belt,
but who knows?
She'll probably win it back again.
This was a, this match too could have been on Raw.
I wasn't expecting much.
I mean, the buildup for it was good.
They were always going at it.
So I was like, okay.
But, I mean, I kind of felt like it was short because,
might have an injury?
Maybe.
Because this, yeah, this one was really short.
It was like they got in, did what they needed to do.
Then boom, one, two, three, over.
I was like, that's it.
I was kind of mad.
Shout out to the cameraman, though.
When Stephanie Bacare climbed up on the,
I was climbing up on the top rope.
And I kind of wish
Raquel and Roxanne didn't come out to help her.
Yeah, I mean.
Because they should have built off of the,
whole live going crazy thing and just went it cleanly.
But you knew they were going to come out.
Yeah, but they didn't do shit.
No, they just came out and got roughed up and that was it.
But this match was super quick.
Yeah, I'm looking at it here six minutes and 51 seconds.
Yeah, longer to get to the ring than them actually being in the ring.
I'm sure those little dance number was long.
longer, but
I don't know.
I just,
I was disappointed.
I mean,
is there a rule?
We can only be in this stadium for a few hours
and everyone better get out.
I don't know.
Well, that used to be a thing.
You remember back in the days with pay-per-views?
They had to be over at a certain time.
Yeah.
If they ran over,
there was like fines or something.
Like a billion-dollar fine.
Yeah.
I mean, but they did what they did, even though they gave them six minutes to do it.
If you guys watch that unreal show, the refs do have earpieces and gorillas back there screaming at them.
Tell me and it, and all this.
A lot of people are mad at that show saying that, I mean, wrestlers are mad that what they're showing too much.
It's not like we didn't know it, but now they're like,
they're showing it.
Yeah.
And again,
WW's money hungry.
TKL's not money hungry.
We'll give you this much money for a whole documentary series.
All right.
And they just throw everyone under the bus just to make more money.
But yeah,
I was disappointed in the end.
But I'm sure it'll build it.
We'll see these guys going at it some more.
So, but.
I think this is.
is going to lead to live and Raquel going at it.
I hope so.
Still waiting for Raquel to get hers.
She's just somebody's little sidekick.
They've been pushing her.
Yeah, sidekick to this little blonde girl.
The big nodder in her head.
Don't get me wrong.
Beautiful young woman.
Put some makeup on it.
I don't like this no makeup crazy girl.
Yeah, I mean, if you're going to have her look crazy and then act crazy,
the raw before.
Why is she not crazy during the match?
Yeah.
She's, ah, bring out what's her name?
Nicky almost superhero.
She was even crazier.
He's busy doing nothing for the Wyat's.
Waste in her.
I was happy she won the belt at least back in the day.
But yeah, they're wasting her.
I mean, I love her character in the White Six.
She looks cool and I love her
But come on. Do something
But
Yeah, I mean, these two did what they did
But then
It just
Just fell apart
Again, I was just more like
That's it
Had this big buildup for six minutes
So I was like man
So I don't know
We'll see
We'll see what's to come with these two
But Liv Morgan ended up walking out
with the belt.
They gave this a B minus.
Okay.
And then Dirty Don's dumb ass came out.
We got to celebrate with his girl.
Have they ever kissed again
other than when he turned on her?
No.
I'm sure his wife's telling her.
Nope, don't be kissing that white girl.
Yeah, you had that one time and that was it.
Yeah, we'll let you do that to move the story.
long but that's it
because Ria used to lick
the side of his face
man she just put her
her ass and
uh
Stephanie's
crack and all
just lead back
and pinned her
but I'll give it to
Stephanie back here she's
she's awesome
hopefully she'll uh
she'll get this title again
but Dirty Dom
we'll get this
him in night too but yeah
they gave this a B minus
onto the main event for this first night
how many times we need to see this
match
it just
not over Cody
yeah and stupid ass
I liked him but now he's starting to bug me
Pat McAfee
well we don't have to see him again
yeah I guess
for the stipulation
if
Randy loses he has to
leave the company or says here the professional wrestling industry permanently.
He'll be back.
But he's the one that got it going off.
The bell didn't even ring yet.
Pat McAfee started hitting Cody Rose with the mic in the head.
He sprung into action and I started beating the shit out of him.
But then that didn't last too long.
Yeah, I like they got all the sons.
a little shit out in like the first five minutes.
Well, weird.
Because, yeah, I mean, everyone was kind of excited,
but they weren't, like, raising the roof or anything for this.
Because there wasn't even a title change.
I mean, Cody's still the champ.
But, I mean, you got beat up at the end.
I did like that.
Andy Orton was still holding the belt.
What they say?
2009 Randy's back.
Yeah.
When he punt kicked.
Cody,
did you see Cody's eye?
Yeah, what happened?
Dude,
he kicked.
I didn't think he connected.
But yeah,
he got hit hell hard.
Yeah.
I mean,
but Cody,
he takes those hard-ass bumps
for the company.
Yeah.
Because I read,
I read they're taking them off
some appearances here
because of his injuries.
I hope it didn't,
like,
kick his eyeball loose.
anything.
Because when Pat McAfee got involved, I mean, and Randy Orton grabbed Cody, he went back
and booted Pat McAfee in the gut.
He went down.
And then he grabbed him, gave him the crossroads, and started whooping the shit out of him.
Beat his ass so bad they had to bring in the stretcher.
So my son was like, oh, oh, here comes the ambulance.
I went, what ambulance?
And he went, the ambulance bed.
I went, oh, I was thinking, I'm watching this.
Did I miss the ambulance?
I didn't even notice they brought in the stretcher for him.
Jelly rolls powerful elbow drop.
You see that, why did they make, when he does it, the elbow drop?
You see how the table exploded?
Yeah.
Like the wood exploded everywhere?
They added some extra.
fire because yeah he uh
he didn't even jump high
Cody threw a pat
mcgapagy on the table
jelly roll jumped up gave him the fingers
and then
jumped on them they added some
extra breakaway wood
because yeah as soon as that thing
hit it like blew apart
and I like jelly roll
but when he was all like
now Cody you get in there
and you win it the way you're spoiled
or whatever he was saying I was like shut the fuck
up and get out of here.
Just sit out.
Hop over the barricade and go sit
with George McGriddle.
He said he just pulled up one of the
announcer chairs and sat down.
Don't get me wrong.
I liked it when he
took that hard ass butt from Logan Paul.
Yeah.
But just like this inspirational
speech he was trying to do
my eyes were rolling so far back in my head.
Yeah, so Pat McAfee got wheeled out to me.
Yeah, that was a weak-ass elbow drop.
But I'll give it to jelly roll.
He's not a wrestler.
He's probably not an athletic guy, but he did it.
He went in there, and I'm sure he's my side, but it's all right, man.
He loves wrestling just like us.
I don't think I would do that.
But yeah, man, that whole table blew apart.
You could see there.
This is just pieces everywhere.
So I had to, I think this was just the special table for that for the first night.
Bad Bag of these all crying.
They're rolling him out.
That was probably the most exciting excitement of this match.
Because then after that, it was just like, okay.
A regular-ass match.
Yeah, they just threw each other around.
They do what they do, crossroads, RKO, all that, or slas.
kind of tease Cody being a little heelish
just a little bit
but they're not turning them heel
Did Randy blade himself? He popped up
And head off face all bloody
I was like what happened?
They say they don't do that
WWD no more
I don't know
But Randy is known to go for it with the blood
So yeah
We'll see
I don't know I didn't care too much
too much for this match.
I didn't want Cody
to win and then when Randy
beat his ass after the
match I was like
fuck yeah, where was all this
before?
Yeah, I mean they both left bloody
and Cody ended up winning
but then... Oh yeah, we didn't mention
Pat came back out
with a neck brace and a ref shirt.
Oh. I was like, how is this
legal? He
came running back kid.
but he got roughed up some more.
He gave.
Randy was like,
I don't need you no far.
He gave him RKO.
He laid there dead.
And an all-star,
Charles Robinson,
he's an all-star,
no matter what.
All the bumps he takes
throughout his ears,
Randy,
he gave him an RKO,
slammed him face down.
So he was out for a minute.
Cody and,
that's when Cody and Randy
really started.
going for it.
The ref was face down. No one else
came out. It was before
Pat McAfee came out.
So,
they were low blowing each other and all that.
Both bloody.
Yeah, even when Cody Rhodes,
he was fine. He had a little cut
on the side of his head.
But then he turned, he flipped over,
and boom, his head was bleeding.
I was like, when did this happen?
So, but yeah,
they were both bleeding out of their face.
braces. Yeah, for Pat McAfee, barely ain't getting on to the stretcher. He came running out with
the neck brace. Ring shirt on. He dives in. Shoes untied. But Cody kicked out. So, yeah,
they were laying there. Ah, beat up. I was just like, why are you kicking out? This guy's not even
a rough. Because, yeah, Randy got back to his feet and Pat McAfee's pointing that
Cody Rhodes and then
RKL
Bosh got him
and knocked his glasses off
but then Cody sprung
back into action
the crossroads
Charles Robinson
woke back up
and then boom
he pinned Randy Orton
my grandson
was like
that blood looks fake
I said I don't know
I told him it was fake
but
he goes
it doesn't it looks too
blood is dark.
This one, it looked a little too bright.
But I don't know, man.
But it did look like he cut himself.
But yeah, after it ended,
I was kind of like,
Charles Robinson was stumbling around in the ring.
But then Randy got back up.
And then that was it.
I was like, really?
This is how we're going to end it.
So I was like,
okay.
I was hoping that Randy was just going to win it flat out, but I guess not.
I guess they got other plans.
He'll win it at backlash.
Yeah, he was all dazed.
He grabbed the belt away from Cody and slammed him in the head with it.
Caught him pretty good because there's blood on the belt.
And Cody's bleeding.
I don't know if he's bleeding out of the top of his head or his face because he's got blood on the top of his head.
And then Randy just kind of stood over him and boom.
That was the end of night one.
I was kind of like,
really?
That's what we're doing here.
So,
but it had its moments.
It wasn't the greatest,
but what can you do?
What did they grade this one?
They gave it a C plus.
The rumors weren't true.
The rock didn't show up.
Yeah,
I was hoping.
Come on.
The rumors were he was the real man on the phone
because he still wanted Cody Soul.
It's too busy filming Jamaji 4.
Jamaji 4?
Yeah.
What?
I don't know.
I don't know what they want, everybody.
That was it for night one.
But again, it had its moments.
It wasn't...
Wasn't the greatest that we've ever seen.
So, but if the internet went to work, they were, ah, I was terrible.
Oh, you see the video of the people leaving?
No, uh.
Because you know, they usually stay to see whoever wins celebrate or see if something's
going to happen after.
There was just, like, lines of people just out to exit as soon as the match was over.
Probably mad.
Saturday night in Vegas.
They're ready to party.
They probably get pre-game
at Mania with the $30 beers
and then
go pay, well, it depends on what
casino you go into.
I mean,
beers can be cheap
and beers can be expensive.
Whatever you do,
just don't drink in those clubs.
Pay $100 for a small little
glass of ice.
Fuck that.
I ain't the one.
But night two,
The kickoff was Obafeming and the Beast.
Brock Lesnar.
Shorter matched than Liv and Stephanie.
Oh, yeah.
The buildup for this,
the way they were battling each other,
I was like, cool, man, right on.
I mean, they both attacked each other pretty hard.
And we got what we got.
We got what we expected.
F-5s, German suplexes,
Obafeming doing what he does.
Got slammed into the stairs by Brock.
So I was like, oh, yeah, it went back and forth.
It wasn't like everyone thought that Brock was just going and destroy him.
It went back and forth.
So, but I wasn't expecting this.
I kind of, the rumors of how the internet works on the Brock Lesnar,
but then again, Brock Lesnar lost.
And then Obe left and Lesnar was in the ring.
and he just started taking his gear off
took his gloves off and
his boots
I'm sad
yeah I
even cried in there
yeah
but Obafemi like power bombed him
and then boom pinned him one two three
and that's how Brock lost
but then he just sat there
and took all his stuff off
and then he
kind of came out of character
usually he's the badass
don't want to thank no one
and then he slowly walked out
and he was giving everyone fives
and everybody was thank you Brock and all that
and then he got up to top of the ramp
turned around said thank you
put his hand over his heart and all that
and that was it
here's my theory
from the Gunther match
it's Gunther told Paul
Heyman you owe me
a favor.
I think he's going to want to be the one to permanently
retire Brock.
Who?
Who's going to do?
Gunther.
That's what he said on Raw.
You owe me a favor.
SummerSlam's in Brock's hometown.
Yeah.
And they kept saying, like Wade
Barrett kept saying, I'm not going to say
Brock's retired until I
officially hear from him.
because yeah they didn't they were even saying it they were like we don't know exactly what's going
on he didn't say he was retiring it was probably just his last WrestleMania
Hunter Brock wrestler SummerSlam we can see I'm sure hopefully Brock comes out tomorrow
night on raw and uh says something I don't that's neither the neither the
neither let's go out the favor is going to be
or Gunther's going to want to be
a Paul Heyman guy.
I mean, even Oba looks surprised
that
he won
because Brock's laying there in the middle
of the ring and Oba's looking over. I'm like
okay, is
this it? Is he going to get back up or
what? And then
he leaves the ring and then that's
when Brock did
everything he did. It means
love him or hate him?
I was rooting for Brock.
I mean,
Oba's young.
I mean,
he's gonna,
he's gonna have his time.
I'm sure there'll be some belts on him as well.
But,
I don't know.
This one was,
it was,
this was the side of Brock we never see.
We just see that the guy that comes in,
kicks ass,
talks a little shit,
and then leaves the ring.
He ended the streak.
He beat the hell out of everybody.
They came in his way.
He almost broke his neck back in the 90s.
Or was that early 2000s when he did that?
Oh, Kurt Angle.
Yeah.
And he fucking came down on his head.
I'm glad he got rid of that stupid ponytail on top of his head.
But I did like the cowboy.
The cowboy hat Brock.
But yeah, he looked like sincere.
This is, like I said, this isn't the Brock.
that we see. He was really
sincere on, yeah,
thank you for
his run. And everybody was in there.
And people were shocked too.
Like, they didn't know what to expect.
So, but he got out there and he did his
thing, walked up the ramp and
everybody was cheering him. And he,
yeah, he'll give fives every now and then,
but he was really going down the line. Like, yeah,
thanks, thanks, and all that. So I thought that was
really cool. But,
what did they grade that one?
They graded that match.
This was one of the free matches.
So,
they gave it a
A plus. I'll give it an A plus for the ending,
but I don't know about the match
itself, but okay.
The next
free match.
on their words was the uh the ladder match between penta giovon evans jadia mcdonna rusef and
hall of famer ray mysterio and dragon lee what'd you think of this one this match was awesome
yeah especially like the the luchadors and doing that thing
rusef was even out there like slamming people through ladders and stuff like that and
JD McDonough
was doing his thing.
Who did you want to win?
I kind of wanted Jabon Evans to win.
I was going
I was going Roosso.
I don't really care for Roussef.
I don't celebrate Roussef Day and all that.
But for a minute I was going,
I'd be okay if Rusef won.
I kind of felt like maybe Rusef could win
because just in my head
I was coming up with scenarios.
And I was like,
that'd be cool.
if Lana came out and like
distracted somebody and then
Rusef ended up winning.
Come out with the accent though.
With a Russian accent.
I want that Lana.
But I was going for Javon
because that would have made him
the youngest
champion in
WrestleMania history.
Yeah, so
Rusef I would have been okay with
Javon Evans, of course,
he's badass.
But then I was
was also rooting for
JD McDunner
with his big hit
I mean I was
really hoping one
out of those three
Ray's got nothing to prove
some people are like
why is he in this match
they have a big name
in the match
yeah
um
Dragon Lee
I knew he wasn't going to win
but he was awesome
he was in there doing his thing
Penta is
well. I was a little surprised on that one on
Penta coming out on top with this one. But
Javon Evans, man, I see a title
on his, a big title on his waist. Not just
a tag team title. None of that.
He gave Rusef the OG cutter
off the top of the ladder. Oh,
Rousseff, man, he took some hard bumps too.
on those ladders.
That ladder, that big, long one that they had from the ring to the announced table?
Oh, when the Red gave them the West Coast Pop.
Yeah.
And you could see where they cut the ladder?
Yeah.
Don't make it so obvious that they do that.
I mean, I thought that Mexican destroyer that Penta did to Jady McDonough on the ladder,
I thought that thing was going to break.
It just kind of bent.
I mean, but he, that was a good spot.
And he protected J.D.'s head.
They also caught him from falling off the ladder, too.
Yeah, you can see that.
All right, we're going to do this move.
And trust me, you're going to be all right.
Because, yeah, he cradled J.D. McDonough's head to where it.
I don't even, if it did hit the ladder, maybe not hard.
But he cradled it enough between his legs to where his, his neck and his head was safe.
But that still did look like it did some damage on his back.
Because when he hit that ladder hard, dude, I was like, damn.
And Rousseff isn't as big as he used to be, right?
He looks a little thin.
He slimmed down a lot.
I'm just glad he took, put boots on.
I didn't like him when he was out there with no shoes, no boots.
needs to go back to no votes.
He came out on that tank at WrestleMania.
It was a 31 or two, one of those ones.
Yeah.
When he flipped J.D. McDonough over his back and he was supposed to land on the ladder,
but he caught the edge and it bounced off and rolled out of the ring.
So out of those three that I wanted to win, I would have been okay with them.
And Rusef, I mean, like I said, I'm not that big a fan of his, but I would have been
all right with it. But that one move, man, when
Penta and Rousseff were on the ladder, and then
Pence up just kind of leans over and grabs Rousseff and then
just pulls him off and he goes face down to the ground.
Rousseff was already in the
right spot to just, he just basically just jumped off the
ladder. He could have pulled his head away from
Pence's hand. And Jadie McDonough, he had
plenty of times to where he could have won.
But they just, either the other wrestler was just a little too slow,
but it was all right.
But that spot that they took when J.D. and Javon Evans were on the ladder,
climbing up the top, and then Rousseff came in and pushed him over.
Jvon went all the way to the ground.
J.D. jumped off that top road and came down.
And he had so much time to get the belt.
before Jvon Evans came springing off the top robe and grabbed J.D.
And, blah, slammed him on the ground.
Hella hard.
But he's quick, man.
Javon Evans, he's, he's a fast dude.
And like I said, there was no way Dragon Lee was going to win.
But I'll give it to Dragon Lee, man.
He took that 619 with the ladder wrapped around him by Ray Mysterio,
even though it didn't even hit him.
He kicked the ladder.
And then he rolled out of the ring, that lane there dead.
and Ray
I say
you got nothing to prove
is it good to see Ray when he comes
of course it is man
I'm singing his song when he comes out
but I'm like man
come on Ray it's time to wrap it up
I like they brought back
when he shoots out through the floor
yeah
Javon Evans man
he's you got the leaps I don't know how tall
Ray is but he dove over him
when he jumped back in the ring
jumped over Ray
just to
to grab the ladder.
Ray is
5, 6.
Oh, I'm 5.9.
I guess Ray's about as tall as my wife.
Ooh.
Ray was tangled up into the ladder
and Dragon Lee
drove off the top. Boots.
Both boots to Ray knocked him off.
Oh shit.
He just booted J.D. and Dunn in the face.
I don't know what it is.
I mean, my grandson was loving all this
when they were on the ladders.
when they crawl up to the top and just their fingertip,
they like stop before they can actually even reach the belt and they're reaching up.
I'm like, this looks so stupid.
You could have went a little, a few more steps and grab the title.
Or when they get to the title and they grab it and they're just pulling on it,
not even hard.
I don't know how long those little straps can hold.
I'm sure if you grab it, it'll just fall off.
But when Roos says,
came back in their life and he started setting up
all the ladders.
That's when
Javon Evans came jumping back in.
And they started going to work
on each other.
Rusef, he's a big brute. He picked
him up, Jay
picked up Javon Evans and
blah. It looked like he was supposed to land
on the ladder and
lay up there. But
Javon hit the edge and then rolled off.
And that's
when Roussef started climbing the ladder. But
then Penta sprung back into action.
It did just what I said.
He stopped halfway, reached up like he could reach at nothing.
And Penta grabbed Rusef and threw him down.
Ray springing back into action.
Pence up, super kick.
Ray jumps in, super kick.
The Rusef falls out of the ring.
And now Ray and Penter are staring at each other.
Ray's ring guitar.
I thought it was cool.
I liked that little Aztec design on.
It was 619 in the middle.
So those two were going at it.
Boom.
Penta threw up Ray and he came down,
the Bronco style onto Rusef,
and he went crashing over that ladder
that was from the ring to the announce table.
When the camera zoomed in,
you could see where they had the brakes.
Because who knows,
maybe it would have just bounced off.
But Roussef, man,
he took that full force too
because it looked like the back of his neck.
hit one of the ladder
steps.
Hey, Rusef was out
the rest of this time because then everyone
starts bringing back into action.
But yeah, like I said,
my grandson, he
loves the ladder matches.
I tell him, I said, don't, whatever you're
seeing on here, don't do it.
Because he
almost hit his brother with a chair one time
when they were playing around. I was like,
what are you doing?
Ray did a lot.
lot of six or nines he gave one to penta kicked him in the face and i thought he was going to win
right here but uh dragon lee jumped into action and started climbing up the ladder because then
re again ray stopped halfway little small ass ray reached up and tried to grab it and couldn't do it
dragon lee does the same thing i believe he went a little higher but then ray sprung back into action
and started hitting them i was just waiting for uh j d mcdonna to spring back in
action and do something. Because towards
the end, it looked like he was going to do something,
but then Penta ended up
pulling out,
uh, winning this one.
And I was kind of like, uh,
didn't he already, didn't he have the belt to begin with?
Yeah. Yeah. See? So I was kind of like, really?
I think he's the only one that kept a belt on both nights.
I was like, man.
I was a little disappointed with this one. I mean,
it was, it was an awesome match, but
I was hoping somebody else would have won.
I don't know what they're trying to do.
But yeah, the spots was the Rousse of getting slammed.
The Mexican Destroyer on JD when he took that one.
I thought that was an awesome bump.
They kept showing that one over and over.
But yeah, Penta ended up pulling out in the end.
They gave that one an A minus.
Yeah.
Give it a.
Yeah.
I can go with that.
I mean, they went hard.
This next match, I was not excited at all.
Sammy Zane, yeah, he's cool.
The gingerbread man.
Yeah, for the United States title.
And I'm old.
Who's Lil Yachty?
He's a rapper.
I can figure that, but what does he have, like, hit songs?
I don't know everyone.
He's got a couple of songs.
I think are okay.
Most of this stuff I can't get into,
but he's okay.
Because I was like,
who,
who is this guy?
I'm not into any of the newer emcees.
I mean,
respect to him,
but I don't know,
man,
this,
I'm old.
It ain't the hip hop I grew up with.
I didn't,
go ahead.
No,
go ahead.
I was going to say,
I didn't mind him being there
because he was like a hype man for a trick.
I just,
didn't want him to get involved
I was like
crowd turned on Sammy
yeah they did
everybody was whooped that trick
because they were
mad that he took the belt
from Carmelo
because they felt like
WWE took
that WrestleMania moment
from Carmelo
yeah
yeah I don't know who this
little Yadi guy is
and it looked like he had the script
he went out there and did
what he was supposed to do
but it didn't get the
the pop that he wanted, I guess.
I mean,
probably more the younger generation
knew who he was.
I didn't.
I even asked my son,
who's a little Yaddy?
I don't know.
Well, from what I,
I try to keep up with some things.
From what I,
he's not as popping as he was years ago.
Oh,
so it was kind of weird that he,
but I think him and Tricker
were like friends in real life
I mean good for him
I mean trick Williams
he's all right in my eyes
he's
he's no giovon Evans
but he's okay
he doesn't
he's not as good as Javon in the ring
but he has that
star quality to him
yeah I mean I could see
yeah he can see him being
yeah he won I mean
Trick Williams won to end up winning this
and he's the United States champion.
But the United States champion,
it just seems like a little mediocre title.
Something they just wanted to make and just,
I don't know.
I don't get excited for those matches
when those guys win.
But I don't know.
I thought that little Yadi guy was going to kind of get involved.
I mean, he kind of did.
He grabbed Sammy by the foot.
That was it.
I mean, I liked that that's all he did.
I wanted him to get in there.
I thought he was in getting it.
Hit Sammy with a Mexican destroyer or something.
Because Sammy ran up.
He did shove a little yachty down.
He came up from behind him and pushed him down when he was trying to console Tric Williams.
Trick Willie.
Is that what they call him?
Yeah.
And I hope they keep Trick the way he is because he's, he's one.
of those he shouldn't be a face or a heel he should be right in between yeah well yeah he did
take that bump sammy zane grabbed him and threw him against the wall and he went back first
to it so he was up for it he took the bump so good for him but yeah this match i just wasn't
i wasn't excited for me it was another short one yeah i mean i love sammy zane but this when
when the whole Sammy Zane, when he was part of the bloodline and he had his spy at the table and all that,
I loved all that.
That was awesome.
I ate it up.
But then once that ended and everything and he's just doing his thing, was he supposed to be the heel this match?
Yeah.
I can't see.
I loved when his music hit, everybody booed until it got to the part in the song where everybody was like, let's go.
Yeah.
And then they went back to booing.
I can't say he's not a heel character.
Yeah, when he was doing, remember he was doing that thing a couple years ago, the conspiracy thing.
Yeah.
I didn't like that.
I didn't either.
I'm just like, he's too much of a good guy.
He can't be the heel, but I don't know.
But I think people just got tired of him being like, oh, you're a number one contender or you're,
tag team champ or you're an intercontinental champ.
I mean, he does his job in the rank.
So, but he didn't carry the match.
I thought they both did equally.
I mean, Tril Williams, he does what he does.
But I was kind of like, all right, man, he's the champ now.
So cool, let him have his moment.
How long will he hold it?
I don't know.
We'll see.
Maybe wherever the next flavor of the month will come in.
and take it, but
hold on to it for a while.
Don't lose it tomorrow night on Raw or whatever.
Just hold on to that title.
But that knee shot, he gave Sammy Zane
when Trick Williams jumped up and booted him the knee to win.
I thought that connected.
Unless Sammy sold it that good,
because he dove up and bah,
need Sammy Zane hell hard.
But he won and he was going off.
and Sammy Zane just rolled out of the ring.
But I was okay.
I mean, with him winning.
I mean, good for him.
Whop that trick.
How come they don't play the,
the 36 mafia version.
Trying to spend money.
Well, yeah, they guess they're weak.
They don't want to spend money.
But they'll take our money.
So, yeah, this is when they, after that,
they did the beer drink off with
Grunk and
McGrittle
and his dumbass
sorry, man,
fuck the 49ers.
I've always hated them.
Anyway,
B is what CBS Sports
gave this one.
Yeah.
This next match, I was really
excited for it.
I was excited for it until it happened.
And
spent more time getting
to the ring. I mean, the
the king of the luchadors or whatever he was on his big ass
fucking throne
that he came
wheeling in on with all those luchadors.
They did not spend money on that throne.
Uh-uh. It looked like cardboard.
Didn't even, couldn't even give him a stairs.
He had to jump off and those guys had to catch him.
So he came in the ring and then the demon came out,
which I was really looking forward to. We haven't seen the demon
and who knows how long.
Did everybody,
forget how to do the thing
with the song?
It looked like they did. I didn't.
And I had my hands in
the air. That's what I was
excited for. I got to see the demon
fuck, where was it?
One of these live events I went to
and I remember I had
goosebumps when he came out
and went ah! And everyone was supposed to
throw their hands in the air during the
entrance. I thought that was cool.
I love
all the
his little artwork all over his chest
and his back and his face paint
that's amazing
a little spike
helmet or whatever it was he was wearing
with the tasse out all over it
streamers got caught in his little spikes
yeah there was too many streamers
they were all over the place
even got stuck on the camera
so because he had it all in his face
he had to keep pulling him out of the way
and I love once he got to the ring
how they they everyone was throwing in all the the streamers um i liked it was years back
they were in japan when they did that uh special because i remember it was him
i can't remember who he was wrestling i remember brock leznor was wrestling that night as well
but anyway but when fin baller was in there because he he had a big uh following over there
because he had his time over there in Japan.
And when he won, when Finn Baller won,
everybody was throwing in all the streamers.
Like the audience all brought their streamers
and they were throwing them in.
And it was honor of respect
for their wrestlers and everything.
So I always thought that was really cool.
And they did this.
But I don't think they gave the streamers to the audience.
I think it was a production crew
that threw them in.
because then not a shit done came in like when he came in because yeah they were all over him
and and dominic was scared he was hiding in the back but i did like when uh when domen when he first
got in the ring and he had his uh luchador mask and he took it off and he threw it at uh michael cole
and michael call's like i don't know what was all over that mask it hit me and now my face is
all wet and
bad news
bears he goes yeah
it's dumb juice
it got all over
you
yeah it was cool
to see the demon
come out
and everything
and the streamers
and the
the red smoke
those little smoke
things he had
he had a ton
of shit on him
so once he took
the helmet off
and had to pull off
all the streamers
and all the streamers
that went into the ring
the king
the camera guy, good camera work.
They didn't see because all the production guys rolled in there
and started, you've seen a couple of guys walk away
with a big old handful of the streamers,
so they had to pull all that out before.
They should have said, fuck it,
and just kept wrestling in it, but I don't know.
I wonder how long it takes to put,
to paint all that on him.
Oh, he's probably back there a couple of hours.
Like, I know,
some
they do it with
the spray guns
like spray paint
type of thing
but it is body paint
so they probably did that
it's probably faster that way
it looks like
and I was shocked
that at the end
I thought
sometimes
when he would have matches
whoever he was wrestling
would have like
paint smear
all over them
from wrestling the demon
and it didn't look like
Dom had that much on him
you know it was maybe
Maybe they tried different.
But Dom was scared.
Well, acting scared.
Because remember he was hiding behind the tables?
When a demon came in and he was scared to crawl under the ring.
And when did this feud start?
I know they kind of went at it during when the Judgment Day was falling apart.
I don't remember when all that started.
Oh, the buildup to this?
Yeah.
A couple weeks ago.
Maybe a month.
I give it.
So they double crossed Edge, because he was the one that started Judgment Day, right?
Yeah.
So Edge was out.
He was the first one.
Then Damian Preeze left.
Second, right?
Then Ria left.
Yeah, Mommy left, and then Dom took over.
And then when Ria left, that was when Liv jumped in.
Yeah, Liv and Raquel.
And then Finn was.
there and then J.D. McDonough.
And then Carlito for a minute.
Oh, yeah, that's right. He came in for a minute.
That was more comic relief, if anything.
And then Roxanne joined.
So at some point, yeah, I live and Raquel are going to go at it.
So we'll see.
Raquel will whoop that ass.
And that's a tall woman.
I'm team Raquel.
Raquel Gonzalez.
So, but yeah, I mean, this match was okay, a little short, but I was like, come on.
This wasn't a street fight to me.
No, not even.
It was just a regular, all right, we're going to break out the Kendo sticks and, and at tables.
That was it.
Again, like I said, I thought they were going to fall into the audience and battle way in the back and get thrown against those perfectly set up tables and the big crates.
as scared as Dom was being
he should have been just hitting
in with whatever he could
just to like get away from him
yeah so he should have ran out
into the to the audience
and the demon go running after him
I thought
Dom was going to hit the table
because he dove out
and if he didn't catch himself
he probably would have hit the announce table
but he dove out a little too far
but he kind of stopped himself
from hitting it by holding his hand out
because he dove out there.
And he pisses me off
every time he does a little Eddie Guerrero shuffle.
Oh, and it really pisses me off when fucking Liv does it.
Your pain, I don't know, respects.
Oh, fuck.
That's his dad.
I want Raquel to be mad and knock him out.
My son asked me, he goes,
is Ray Mysterio really his dad?
I went, of course he is.
He goes, I thought Eddie Guerrero was.
I said, I was just a part of the story.
Uncle dad.
It's Uncle Eddie.
Fuck it. I like Dirty Dumb.
I love what he's doing.
Was I mad that he joined so fast in the W.W.?
Of course I was.
And was it because of his dad?
Of course it was.
But once he turned on his dad and became this heel, I'm all for Dirty Dumb.
Don't.
Don't ever be a face.
Be a heel.
to the end of your career.
And the mullet and the mustache.
I didn't like the mustache at first.
He didn't either, but
it's a part of his character and he says he can't
shave it. Where his power comes
from?
Because he said his wife didn't like it either, but
it's part of him. He did
time. I was in jail
for like two minutes.
Was it
WrestleMania when he showed up
in the paddy wagon?
Yeah, with the police escort.
And he was handcuffed.
I love that slingbelly move.
Finn Baller always busted out really good.
I'm surprised his contacts didn't fall out
because he had a red one and a blue one.
He got the 6-1-9.
I hate when he does that move.
That's not your move.
That's your dad's move.
You notice he does it the opposite way?
Yeah.
They probably told him.
either they told him or maybe
his dad did. Don't do it the way I do it. Do it the
other way. I think he says
he does it the opposite way because it's the
right way.
I wanted
a little more in this street fight. I mean, what
we got was good, but I wanted
more and more of it.
Yeah, this wasn't a street fight
in that Jacob fought to Drew
McIntyre's unsanctioned
fight wasn't an unsanctioned fight.
Yeah,
I wasn't
I was like,
eh, all right.
But I did like the ending of it
when he put,
Finn Baller,
the demon put
Dominic on the,
on the slim gym table.
Oh, yeah.
Jumped off,
gave him the coup de grahn.
Both crashed at the table
that he jumped up and pinned him.
But Dom does what he does,
man.
He does the high flying.
He knows what he knows.
He knows his role.
in this as the heel it should have been for his triple a title something no no not with this
triple a title is for for mexico uh wrestlers not not up here
did they only give him that because uh wwee's a part of it now of course they did but i don't know
When's that next thing?
Because I mean, they were showing them all,
and then they just kind of stopped.
I think they show them regularly.
Because they were all on YouTube at first.
I think they're still on YouTube.
Okay.
I'll have to do some of those ones.
I just don't know when they are.
That's where, what's his name's at?
Omas.
He's down there Reckin House in Mexico?
Yeah.
Because I remember that first one they did when he came out,
I was kind of shocked.
It was good to see him.
I don't hate him,
but I like how he just comes in a Rex house on everybody.
But this match, other than it being really short,
I thought they both did good.
I mean, they proved the point.
They both went through tables.
Dirty Dom set up table on the corner
and threw the demon into it.
And then, of course,
him getting the coup de grace.
But when he, when Dom hit the demon and he fell up onto the ropes and he stuck that chair over his head, then gave him 6-19.
I thought that was going to do a little more damage to him, but it didn't.
His splashes are always good.
I like when he does that.
But after, uh, dirty Dom won't, no, uh, didn't, uh, I'm watching it, but I don't remember, did Liv Morgan and all of them come out?
No.
Okay.
For some reason, I thought they came out to try to help.
She's in the back.
But yeah, once Finn Baller dove off or came off the top with the coup de grace,
I thought that was really cool to put him through the table.
So Dirty Dom.
His woman won, but not him.
He got his ass beat.
Because Finn Baller's fast, man.
As soon as he climbed up there, the crowd leaped to their feet.
because they didn't want to miss it and he came off
hit him good
right in the chest
and broke Slim Jim Day 1,
2, 3, that was it.
The CBS Sports, they gave it a B.
I'd have probably been like
maybe A minus B plus.
This was a match that I was
looking forward to, maybe more for
the demon.
But
the next match,
Jade Cargill
the
WVE Women's Champion
what the hell was she wearing
it?
It looked like a big
wig she came
out on
and how much does all this cost
that they just wear once
and then
I don't know
put it in a case
and put it in the view
probably cheap
because they're making it
themselves in the back
Yeah. I knew she was going to lose. She took on mommy.
She, I'm not going to lie. She carried this match.
Because Ria didn't do not a damn thing.
I don't know. Some people are saying that Jay just needs to shine more, but yeah, this wasn't the mommy that we usually see.
She looked like she held back a lot.
I don't think she was holding back.
I just think she was off.
I don't know.
She just wouldn't.
I didn't like her ring gear.
I liked her when she comes out in all black.
Everything about WrestleMania was kind of basic.
Yeah.
I mean, they had some good spots in here.
I mean, Rhea takes those hard bumps.
But it was just, yeah, it was another short one.
It wasn't.
I was happy that Rio won.
I was glad, like, good.
And the guy's eyebrows were bugging me.
But I don't know.
It just wasn't exciting.
She didn't do shit and she had to win because Eio came out to help her.
Yeah.
I wanted Eo to come out and turn on her.
Well, fucking, what's her name?
BFab and Meachin.
It still doesn't make any sense.
why they're with her.
They were beefing with her for like months.
And all of a sudden,
we got,
we got to talking and blah,
blah,
blah,
blah,
blah,
now we're all together.
Yeah,
I mean,
I love mommy and all.
Writing this stuff.
She just kept getting beat up and smiling and laughing.
That was,
that was what she did the whole time.
And that riptide she did at the end was pretty sloppy.
Yeah,
because she,
could barely get her out.
Yeah, it's like she started to get her up, but then like,
I don't know, she was tired or
just couldn't get a good grip. I think it's all
the muscle mass she's lost.
She's not as big as she used to be.
She came out recently. It said she has
an eating disorder.
Uh-oh.
That's why she's lost so much weight.
Well, you're a champ now. You've got to do something.
Because if you notice, she wasn't
doing like power move. She was doing
like kicks and her coronas and
it
it seemed like she
couldn't I mean
because I mean I follow her on everything
and she's always in the gym
and usually some of those
pictures and videos she posts she looked
like she's in shape
and she's a cut woman
but yeah man
it's just I don't know
I mean I hope she can get over that
I don't know what she's going through in life.
Maybe she has a,
I don't think she has like an appearance deal.
I mean, she's always showing all her skin and everything.
But I don't know.
I mean, everyone has, has their, has their issues in their life.
But Adam, I love, uh, me and yam, meeching, whatever you want to call her.
But what are you guys doing with her?
safety with BFab
but I don't know
but once the Eoskeyes music hit
I was like all right come in and
and take care of these two
yeah do flips and stuff in your
top that you have to keep holding up
yeah I was like I was saying that did they fall out
I mean because everything she did
I was like did you not know you're supposed
to run out because
you're in like what do you call it a tube top
or whatever it is
yeah
when she did those those flips
before she started
springing into action.
She kept stopping and pulling her top up.
She should have had some straps on there or something.
But, yeah, she climbed up and did that flip.
First thing she did was grab her chest or her top and pull it up.
Yeah, that was a distraction.
And Ria tried to give her the riptide and just couldn't get her up.
because then
Jade sprung back into action
and started doing shit
and that move that
that she tried to do
like Ria tried to
slide under her legs
under Jade's leg
that looked a little sloppy
but it slid her under
slid under enough to her
to try to get the riptide
and she barely got her up
and then just boom
yeah I don't know
I just felt like Jade carried it
and she was a little bit more smoother with her moves.
She broke out, what do you call it, the cross face?
Yeah.
That looked pretty slick when she put Ria in the cross face.
Well, I hope she's, I don't want to say get help, but, again, everyone's got their issues.
I don't know what she's going through in her life, but, yeah, you're in the spotlight.
I mean, just do what you need to do.
get yourself well
get back to the mommy that we
that we love
and stick with the black
ring ring attire
I don't like this
this white thing she was wearing
it just didn't look good
I guess it was supposed to be like the whole
outfit was supposed to be like a straight jacket
okay
it didn't look like one but alright
because Jade made her crazy and this is
her breaking loose
I was like
She didn't go crazy
Or break loose in this match
No
They gave it a B
Yeah
I've been alright with it
Yeah
And then Sina came back out again
Tried to hype up the attendance
And then the Mizz
And uh
What's this fool's name?
Uh
Um
God damn what the hell is his name
I can't ever take it his name
Yeah he's from the
tag team.
Yeah, they came out to stop
John Cena.
I forget his tag team part of the name.
I hope he gets better soon.
I think he fucked his neck up.
Ouch, yeah.
Once they came out
and they were talking shit,
I thought John Cena and the Miz
were going to go at it.
Because it was getting that way.
And Kit Wilson's dumb ass had to chime in.
But then...
I like John Cena.
like he's like hi mate hi mike how you doing and uh what's your name who are you but then
dad houses music hit and little elevator came up and all the little uh dan houses's were there
is one of these guys a cameraman they kept saying cameraman somebody yeah i think these are the guys
from the whatchamacall it
the thing you went to go see
that's what I was thinking it might have been some
of them because
Michael Cole called them midgets and he was like
they told me they're the ones
that told me to call them that
yeah it could have been
the little micro
guys from Vegas
um
yeah because they they said the same thing
they said it's
at their event
it's okay to call them
Their words, midget.
I won't use that word, but I'm just saying what they were saying.
They were like, it's okay to say it in here.
They have shirts that they sell at that place saying midgett's okay or midget matter or something.
I can't remember exactly what it said.
I feel for me, I know some little people that don't like that word and it's a derogatory term.
But now they were going for it that night.
And even Michael Cole, he said the same thing.
He said, no, that's what they're saying.
Don't get mad at me.
But I liked his little coffin car.
Yeah.
It looked like it was just one of those lawnmower cars that they just built a coffin around it.
I was just hoping he didn't have another stone cold incident with a four-wheeler.
well they probably told him don't go fast
did that lady sue
the one that got hurt? I don't think so
oh she just gave her
gave her ring sign tickets
well I remember what's his name was over there
super quick
the Tony con guy yeah they ran
over there yeah I was like
oh one of the CEOs
is over there yeah they're taking care of this real quick
yeah he probably jumped the wall and went right over there
but I thought this was cool
all little guys
Danhausen guys came in
and everyone's cursed
and he does this thing
his little theme music
I love it
because that one came on
I guess this is his
WrestleMania moment
I kind of wanted him
to spring into action
but
they came out and done
have you ever see
I had to look it up
I haven't seen him
without his makeup on
yeah
he's done
reviews. Yeah, I had to look up and see
because I always just see him as this.
I know some people don't like this gimmick.
I like it.
This shit is funny. I should have went to
StocktonCon. He was there
last year. I should have went.
Yeah, he does the conventions a lot.
It was right before he came with
WWE.
So,
but I liked how John Senior was just
laughing.
laughing at it all.
And then Ms. does what he does.
He was going off.
And Kit Wilson's stupid
ass was there, but then
they started punching
him in the balls.
He said, dog pile.
And they all
started beating his ass, pushed
him out of the ring.
And then they turned on Ms.
and Ms. started throwing them around.
And then
Dan,
Housen jumped down
Bish
gave him the
the knuckles to the
balls so Mizz went down
even my
even my son went
he goes
Is John seen a smaller
I said he's not as big
as he used to be
he doesn't have to be big anymore
Yeah
but Dan Housen did
that you can't see me
in the five knuckle shuffle
cursed
I like that
he like that
he like
barely came down and touched
Miz to the head
and that Ms. rolled out
and then all the
little Ms. guys, the little
Miss guys, the Dan Housin guys
picked up Ms. and carried them out.
But Ms. was talking shit. He goes,
if I wanted the Wizard of Oz,
I would have went down the street.
To those guys that don't know that,
that Wizard of Oz is showing on the
in the sphere.
I would like to see that, man.
$100 bucks, though.
See a movie that's seen a billion times.
I've seen some.
Somebody, like, filmed some of it.
Yeah.
It looks cool with the wind and the fire and the apples falling down.
Yeah.
Looks cool.
I told my wife about it.
She goes, that's cool, but you know how much we got to pay?
If all of us go see it, I was like, yeah, that's another $500 trip just to get in there.
So she goes, well, if you want to go, you can't.
I said, I'm not going to go there without you.
I said, we can go and just make it a $200.
dollar trip she's like no
she said I'll feel
bad if her grandsons can't go
so well you're better than me because I won't
feel bad I mean don't get me wrong man those two
little spoiled brats
I get them whatever they want but
yeah there's
there's times where I can
say eh it's all right
nope
but that was really cool
I loved how Dan Housen was supposed to
he threw his smoke down
and was supposed to disappear
but
he didn't do anything
he just rolled out of the ring
and crawled under the ring
John Cena was standing there laughing
but on to the main event
the OTC
Roman Reigns
and
Second City Saints
Seampunk
I said this before
I have my spot of the table
I acknowledge the OTC
my finger is up in the air
I'm pointing up right now
but I've been a
S.m. Punk fan longer.
So,
I was like,
because even my wife,
she was sitting there,
and Eric,
my son,
he was sitting there watching it with us.
And my wife was like,
it's kind of hard for me to choose
because she likes Roman Ring.
She,
she met him when we did one year at Wizard World.
And,
um,
she has,
uh,
when it's,
the,
the first O-T.
TC shirt came out.
She went, I want that shirt.
That's her only wrestling.
Well, she has a hot rod.
Shout out to Roddy Piper.
Rest in peace.
That, when, that's a special thing for our family.
Roddy Piper reached out to us when my son was in the hospital, called and talked to him.
So he's in our hearts all the time.
So she's got that shirt.
but this OTC
after she met him
at Wizard World she was like
oh my God I was like god damn calm down
so she wanted that shirt
so as soon as she saw it she goes I want that shirt
so you're lucky I love you
I immediately went on there
what size you want and bought her one
so she wears that all the time
also she has a CM Punk shirt
too because of the honor
of my son Kyle
CM Punk was his favorite wrestler
so
again
my fingers up for the OTC but yeah I was more CM Punk this match
that whole little spiel before the punk came out I thought that was cool
playing that a fI song and having the little montage of punk and him sitting on top
of the Allegiance Stadium I don't think I could have done that I'm scared of heights
but I assume there's a door that gets to move unless a helicopter dropped them off up there.
But I'm sure there's some access doors up there.
I like this AFI song.
I know a lot of people don't like AFI once they got all soft and crying and emo or whatever you want to call it.
I'm more of the hardcore AFI fan.
When they first came out in the Bay Area, that was all the AFI I love, seeing them at Gilman and all that.
but then they went mainstream and added the makeup to the eyes and all that.
But I'm still an A-F-I fan.
Puck Punk came out.
I liked his little Larry tribute on his jacket.
I thought that was really cool.
But overall, what did you think of this match?
A match of the night.
Yeah, this.
This had the build-up.
This had the history.
behind it and they came and did their thing in the ring and it was the longest how long was this one
33 minutes and 56 seconds and punk felt every second of it yes he did because he was gassed
by the head um roman rains ended up winning and he is the the world heavyweight champ
I assume punk is coming to the end of his career.
I don't know anytime soon.
He said in an interview,
it's getting to the end,
but it's not anytime soon.
Yeah,
that's what I figure.
Because even my son was like,
how old is he now?
Because my son,
he's 21 now.
And Eric,
he likes Sam Punk since his brother,
liked him.
Punk is 47.
Yeah,
so,
and Roman Raines is 40
so because he was like
man he looks tired
I said he is
he's older
he's been doing this for years
and
I give it to both of them
I mean they both did their thing
we got a little sloppy at times
towards the end because they were tired
but man they both
they both sprung it in there
punk was bleeding
I think Roman might have bit his tongue
or something. His mouth was a little bloody.
His little...
He gave him my son, what's up with his teeth?
I said, that's his Hollywood teeth.
Yeah, those are expensive.
Why are they so bright?
I said, I don't know.
I told my wife, I said, what if I had teeth like that?
She went, no.
She goes, I wouldn't let you get teeth like that.
And I'm like, goddamn.
I do need...
It's okay for Roman, though.
Yeah, I do need some dental work, but I'm not going to have white teeth where it's going to blind you.
And that little buff wrestler referee was in there calling this one.
But yeah, man, they beat the hell out of each other in this.
And like you said, the buildup for this match was awesome.
So I was all for it.
But yeah, towards the end, man, punk was huffing and puffing.
But he did it.
I mean, they did every move that they did, even they were doing each other's moves.
Yeah, I was just about to say that.
I love when it gets deep into the match and then they start doing each other's moves.
Yeah.
And when Roman did the go to sleep, it made me think of when he did Cody's crossroads.
Yeah.
And he tried to pin him and he couldn't pin him.
And he was like, that move sucks.
It doesn't work.
Yeah, they came out strong.
But yeah, towards the end
When they were getting gassed out
When I started doing each other's moves
Punk did the Superman punch
Uh, Roman did the
Go to Sleep and he
I liked when
Punk went
Grab that Oolafalo from that guy
I thought that was his
At first but it wasn't
Look like it was just another guy
He put it on and did the Owa
Yeah
They really went for it
I mean they both did each
others.
The crowd was
for Roman Reigns.
Everybody was there
for them
because you can hear them.
They were really loud
and proud about him.
If I was there,
of course I would have had my finger up
when he came out,
but I would have been cheering.
And I was cheering.
I was cheering more for
for CM Punk this match.
And it was a nice moment after
Roman had his wife
and all his kids
there. Yeah.
And did you see the video of
Seon Punk? His mom was there,
ringside. Oh, no, I didn't see that.
Yeah. She's a tiny lady.
His
real mom? Or
the mom that, one of the moms
that raised him?
His real mom, I think.
Okay. I did notice that they kept
leaning into each other and
calling out their shots.
What they were doing?
but they did a good job man they they they went the longest match of the night and the hardest match
of the night not to say that those spots during the ladder match wasn't hard but they they both
did get in there and beat each other up and shout to that guy looks like um
ultimate warrior in the front row oh with the no shirt on yeah and uh i am leonard shout out to
him too he was there right in front both nights even
at the end of this one he pulled out his
Leonard sign with
the arrow pointing down to him. Shout out to
him. I met him once. He was a cool guy.
He's got the hookup.
That's what I asked him.
That was the first question. Other than
I asked him, are you native? He said, yeah, he told me
what tribe he was. I forgot what he said.
And then I said, do you have a hook? Do you
have the hookup? And he just kind of
nodded, yeah. I went, okay, that's all
I need to know. But
from what I hear, he's one of those natives
that gets that casino money.
I'm like, I wish.
My wife gets money, but only once a year.
Some of these tribes, and they get crazy money every month.
I'm like, I said, I wish.
So I told my son, you can find one of those ones, one of those gals.
It gets paid every month.
But I love when they went out into the crowd to that nice little section where there was nobody sitting.
Rowan Punk had to see.
Yeah.
But all the security was right there.
Punk mocking him, put his finger up.
After he threw Robin over the wall.
But yeah, I mean,
punk, man,
he's got nothing to prove.
He'll be in the Hall of Fame eventually.
But once they got out of the ring
is when the really hard bumps started getting.
Because when Roman names picked up Punk
and threw him off the table,
onto that little thin rubber mat.
That's got no give.
I mean, if you ever had these mats in gym class and you fall on them, man, no, it's fuck that.
It's like, not like falling on the ground, but it still hurts.
That's like solid rubber.
I'm surprised none of Romans' family was there at ringside.
I thought the Rock's mom would be there.
She's always usually there.
Like, I kind of figured, like, all the bloodline members and solo and all they.
and we're kind of just like
not all together
ring aside but spread it out
yeah I thought that's either
because of what punk
said about Roman's dad
yeah I did like that
when Roman came out when they had all the
the whole dynasty
pictures on the stage on the screens
I thought that was cool
shout out to that girl with the big hat
with the CM Punk logo on it
all the blue hat
Yeah.
I would hate to be sitting behind her
That big ass hat.
I just kept saying that every time I saw her.
I was like, that's a big ass hat.
She was sitting right next to I Am Leonard.
With his Natty shirt on that he wears
to all the PLEs that he's been on.
But I have the other dude that was always in the front
That one guy with long hair.
I haven't seen him in years.
Green shirt guy was there.
He had his shades on.
He's not the guy that punk hit.
Is he?
I don't think so.
Because everyone was saying that's him.
He looks like that guy that punk hit in Sacramento at Raw.
I mean, it makes sense why it would be.
It looks like I'm not sure if it is.
Some people say it is him.
Some people say, no, that's not him.
He's just some rich mogul guy.
But if it's, if it is him, why is the green shirt guy such a mystery?
I don't know.
I mean, if he's a dude that punk hit,
he wasn't the one that hit the, that slapped punk in the back of the head.
Punk just first turned around.
First guy he saw, boom, hit him.
did that whoever that guy if it's not the green shirt guy
whoever that guy did he
get paid or something or is that the green shirt guy that said look man
I want front row tickets for life and they agreed to it I don't know
or he could be some rich dude
because that one WrestleMania whatever he does he came walking down
the ramp to go to his seat
at I think it was the WrestleMania in L.
at the Chargers and Ram Stadium because I saw a video when they showed him walking down the ramp to go to a seat.
So I don't know who this guy is.
He is a mystery.
I follow him on his social media stuff, but he doesn't talk about what he does.
So I don't know.
If he's a silent millionaire, good for him.
Keep your money.
He's always at all these events.
but if he's the guy that gets free tickets
because of getting punched
I mean I take that too
but
he's got to be doing something
I mean
to fly to all the PLEs
and get a room and all this
so I don't know
again I don't know who this dude is
but I am Leonard
I know where he gets his money from
so
I know that much
but
back to the
match. They, they hung in there,
and they were beating the hell out of each other.
Sevia Sports gave this an A.
I'd have been more A-plus, because it was
the match of the night.
Yeah, I'd go A-plus, too.
On what they were doing to one another.
And them just,
each other's moves, other than
that put a big smile on my face. Even my son
was laughing at all that.
But we did notice how punk
Punk was huffing and puffing
at the end. Because he
was really out of gas.
When he tried to pick him up
for that second GTS
and couldn't,
he like got to one knee, got him up,
then just collapsed.
Yeah, after the match was over
while Roman celebrating, you can see
punk stumbling all, falling down
all over the place outside the ring.
He was tired.
So I'm hoping that they
brought out the cart
because when
Rio Ripley
they didn't show it
there were some videos and pictures
she got carted out of there
like one of those little
golf carts came down
and her and Eo jumped on it
and they were hooting her
I don't think she was hurt
because she was standing up holding up her title
and everything
I just
maybe she just didn't want to walk up that ramp
but I'll give it to Brown breaker
for running top speed
down that ramp
when
Roman Rains did the
Ua thing and then punk came running up
Top speed
High knee
Connected him
It looked like some of those
Knees connected
Especially when he did a couple of the go to sleep
So it looked like Roman Rains did take it
To the jaw
In it
Roman Rains can sell moves good
He was NXT first right
Yeah
I think he was some
I think he went by
something else. Then when the
shield came about was
yeah when
CM Punk brought the shield in
was it night of champions
or
I brought you in Roman
one of those ones yeah I like
that I like that response
when they all had the turtlenex
yeah when CM Punk was I brought
you in Roman I brought you into the game
and
Roman told no you brought the other
two
Do you think
Mocks would ever come back?
Yeah, I win his careers.
I would like the Shield.
They almost did.
But then who got hurt?
Was it
Dean Ambrose at the time?
Was he the one that got hurt?
Because remember Kurt Engel stepped in?
Yeah.
That was, I was all,
Yeah, the Shield.
back and then he got hurt
and then Kurt Engel showed up.
I was like, in shield gear.
Yeah, I said they should have just
left it alone until he
came back and then
then did it. Because I ate
the shield up. I was all about
them. The hounds of
justice. They were badass
all three of them. And I loved it when
all three of them had titles.
Oh, man.
Old Man, Punk.
I thought he was
going to jump off that top rope at first, but then Roman Raines sprung back in action.
He started clocking him and then Punk fell down.
But Punk did do it eventually.
Got Punk roaming onto the table and then he dove off.
I'm glad the way Punk came down on him onto the table.
Because at one time when he did it, he didn't go that far and his, looked like his shins and everything caught.
the edge of that table.
So this time when he jumped,
he made sure he landed sideways,
gave him the elbow,
and then the crash through the table.
I thought that was cool.
When Punk was hanging upside down,
I'm like, dude, you can easily get your foot out of there.
I had to sell it.
The blood's rushing to his head.
Well, this is when he started bleeding,
because Roman
Rains is just that are dropping bombs on his forehead
and some of them are connecting
and I'm sure they tell each other
it's all right bro
I mean go for it we got to sell it
because he cocked up
and Superman Punch
got Roman
or punk in the head while he's hanging upside down
he's still laying there
a punk does it again
come on he's just hanging there by his knees
he keeps punching him in the head
and I think that's what split him open
when he starts bleeding
yeah
he either did get punched by all that
or
because punk holds his wrist up
to his
his uh
his head but this is when the blood was coming out of his mouth
so he must
uh busted his lip
because then he breaks he breaks open
the chair, or not the chairs, the steel stairs.
He picks one of those up and slams punk in the head.
That little wrestler guy's, ref is, yeah, he got busted open by the steel stairs.
Not little buff guys in Roman Rains his face.
He cocked back like he was going to bitch-slapp him.
So bugs laying there bleeding.
and I thought he was going to hit him again
he was laying there
against the chairs but Roman
walked over and started clearing off the table
and punk is out of gas by this time
he wasn't moving as fast as he was
because even when Roman was picking him up
he was barely moving
but he picked him up
and gave him the shield bomb
onto the table
See, he hit it and it didn't bust apart
And all the wood flying everywhere
That was just because of jelly rolls
It was more powerful
Than Roman rains
When Puck got up and had papers all over his back
All the show notes
You cause is all sweaty and sticky
And the ref had to pull it off
puts he throws him back into the ring
and springs action to action
and punk is just all bloody face
and dosh
but it had enough power to pick him up
and ah go to sleep
he got it but when punk fell on him
you could see how tired he was
because he just fell on him
laid his arm on top of him
and then went for the count
but then Roman kicked out
and he just laid
they're dead and tired.
But yeah, man, they, again, they both did their thing, man.
They beat the hell out of each other.
And it was the all-star match of the night.
And punk did it, man.
He hung in there.
Will he get this belt back?
I hope so.
But I think we're almost going to hold on to it for a while.
Maybe not as long as he held on to the last title.
but uh...
Dick he's gonna part-time it?
Uh,
has he got more movies coming up?
I'm sure he does.
Let me see.
When Raines,
well, than the street fighter,
if that don't make him a huge movie star.
How do you say his last name?
I know why he.
Yeah.
Let me see.
Actor.
Something called action force,
whatever that is.
That sounds so generic.
Who knows?
It's probably the best movie of whatever year that comes out.
Street Fighter, that's...
Is that coming, like, soon or in the summer?
October.
October?
Yeah.
When is Mortal Kombat?
First week of May.
Okay.
Well, it's next month then.
Well, he's got...
street fighter and
what I say?
Action Force.
When we watch it, of course we will.
That sounds like you made it up.
Let me see if there's anything about it.
Action Force, the divide.
Don't look like there's any
directors yet, but
writers Mario E. Torres
and Bobby Vala.
And it stars.
Roman,
Sergeant,
Rachel Brooksmith,
is Karina,
I guess.
A Pearson Fod is Trigger.
And Tom Bungeon as Slay.
You're not selling me on this movie.
Or Shea, I'm sorry.
Alster Black.
That's Shee.
well we gotta see it
he plays a character
named sergeant
yeah that's
that's honest sense
um
no
no release date
no nothing
just action force
the divide
well before we see that
we see him in action
and uh street fighter
but
Roman did his thing
Both of them did
And as far as
CM Punk
Has he got any
More
films coming up
Geez he's not even
Phil Brooks
He's CM Punk in his IMDB
Did you ever see the girl on the third floor
Yeah
Is that any good
It's okay
He's pretty good in it
Isn't he like some kind of
weirdo or something in that way.
Yeah. And he was okay
in that night patrol movie.
The last thing I saw him in was
that, uh, was it the
Saska sisters one? The
rabid.
Oh yeah. And he was a creep in that one.
Well, he's got something.
He's guarding,
guarding stars.
Yeah.
A skilled bodyguard is
assigned to protect a reclusive
movie star from a
stalker and must pose
as his girlfriend to keep
the threat hidden
on his family ranch
the assignment blurs lines
as proximity complicates
the job
he's got some people I know in it
Jared Padlecky
Layton Meester
Who is she
You've seen stuff she's been in
I got to click on her
Andy McDow
Hmm
That's my boy
Yeah
She was the
I forgot the guy
Adam Sandler's son plays
Oh
The one he's marrying
Yeah
The one that was
Is it banging her brother?
Yeah
The guy that wasn't really in the military
Yeah
He was a dancer
What's his name from heroes
Yeah
Rocky's son
In the later films
I'm sure we'll watch this too
I don't think he's the main star
I was probably Jared Padalecky
he's probably the main guy
He's like six build
He is dog house
Okay
Just keep your tattoos
Don't cover them up like they did
And um
What was that show called?
Heels or
Oh yeah
That was a good show
Did it just end?
That was it?
Got cancels.
Oh, okay.
Well,
that was
WrestleMania,
boys and girls,
Night 1 and 2.
Leonard's holding up his sign.
We know who you are.
But the OTC
is the
WWE heavyweight champion.
And like we said,
man,
they brought the house down
with this match.
Love or hate
either of them.
They did what they needed to do.
And Punk,
I hope you're,
in an ice bath or something
and resting
right now and not
resting with his wife
yeah not
going wild in Vegas
but
backlash is the next one right
yeah I think that one's in Florida
they're not doing the
international one this time
no not that one
well all righty
boys and girls that is it this episode
we jammed
both nights in the one episode.
So if you listen to it all in one take, right on.
Thank you.
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It's been a rough week.
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those with uh I keep seeing these guys on TikTok if you want good horror movies go to 2b
they got everything I'm like all right there's some I've never heard of so check those out
but all right boys and girls that is it again one more time the horror returns.com for
everything here on the network and we are out of here so until next time be safe out there and party on
and be good to each other
