The Horror Returns - The Wrestling Returns - WRESTLEMANIA XLII (Night 1 & 2)

Episode Date: April 25, 2026

This episode we rundown both nights of WRESTLEMANIA XLII that took place in Las Vegas Nevada at Allegiant  Stadium. (sucka stadium)   Join The Wrestling Returns on Facebook Group: https://www.facebo...ok.com/groups/614555330016037 Instagram: @the_wrestling_returns X: @the_w_returns Check out everything Horror Returns at: https://thehorrorreturns.com Join The Horror Returns Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1056143707851246 THR Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thehorrorreturns Join The Action Returns Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/841619946357776 Follow The Action Returns on IG and Twitter: Instagram: @theactionreturns X: @action_returns  Join the THR Presents: Stream Fiends Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/3860579827402429 Follow THR Stream Fiends on IG: @thrstreamfiends Hit up E Society on Facebook. https://www.facebook.com/ESocietyPodcast/ Check out our ESP Spotify feed: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/esoc Mac Nez Podcast on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7jot3LglMA0EuGTUikXejq?si=21b39da4784e4528 E Society YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCliC6x_a7p3kTV_0LC4S10A E Society and Mac-Nez t-shirts Tee Public: http://tee.pub/lic/9ko9r4p5uvE X: E Society Podcast: https://x.com/esocietypod The Zissiou: https://x.com/TheoZissou Instagram: E Society: https://www.instagram.com/esocietypod/ Mac Nez Podcast: https://www.instagram.com/macnez/ The Zissiou: https://www.instagram.com/thezissou/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@esocietypod  

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Starting point is 00:00:06 Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, welcome to another episode of the wrestling returns. Welcome back to another episode of the wrestling returns. I'm your host, Brian. With me as always is my brother, Nez. What's up, man? Yo, what is up, everyone? We're back. WrestleMania, 42 is in the books, night one and two.
Starting point is 00:00:28 We're going to jam it all into one big, awesome episode. but first of all, what did you think of the whole thing? Well, we'll start off with night one. What did you think of night one? Night one was kind of shitty. There was a lot of pointless matches, no build-up. I'm not going to lie, I did not off a couple times. And let me just get this out the way.
Starting point is 00:00:57 The ESPN app is trash. It cut out in the main event, and I had to watch the replay. Oh. But night two, I found out you don't have to use the app. You can just watch it through Hulu, had no problems. So if you get ESPN unlimited through Hulu, just watch it through Hulu. The app is garbage. That's what I did.
Starting point is 00:01:26 I shelled out the money for it. And I've only watched it. Well, my dad watched a ton of ESPN when he was air, but I only watch it for wrestling. They mostly just throw it on Netflix. Give Netflix the money because all basically everything that was on the network
Starting point is 00:01:44 is over there now. Yeah, if you're overseas. So I'm like because I got the Hulk Hogan documentary coming. I mean, love them or hate them. I mean, I like the character, Hulk Hogan.
Starting point is 00:01:58 Can't speak for the man behind it, but I'm still going to watch it. That was part of my childhood. So, but. yeah i was with you the first night it was like okay um there was one surprise and uh the biggest pop which is not even a wrestler
Starting point is 00:02:18 but i thought he did a good job i know people were all over all in line saying how trash uh high show speed was i mean he did he got in there and did it yeah i mean he was supposed to be like to at first the comedy relief getting thrown around and then he did his thing in there if he watches like training videos he's athletic dude that's what i watched i watched all those and he he did it i mean he got in there and did his thing so i was kind of like what what what do you guys want i mean he is i think
Starting point is 00:02:56 people are just tired of the because people are calling the celibomania because there was so many celebrities involved. Yeah, other than all the people in the crowd and I didn't even know jelly roll is going to get involved in it. I did. I told my daughter, she watched it with me and I was like, watch Jelly Roll get involved. I'm just happy they got all that out in the beginning of that match.
Starting point is 00:03:25 Yeah, he popped in there. But I didn't make it. I could have. Oh, you didn't? No. When they did the wide shot, I told my daughter, I was like, Nez, he's right there somewhere. If I was, dude, I'd had to pictures and videos sent to you.
Starting point is 00:03:44 That flight I was going to get on. First of all, I didn't want to get up at three in the morning and get on that first one that left at six. That would have been my best shot. There was plenty of open seats. But the one, I just didn't want to get up super early. Because I would have got there like at, I don't know. pretty early, like seven or eight in the morning. And then when we do walk around Vegas until
Starting point is 00:04:09 Brussels Media, which wasn't it until three. I had some friends there, but I didn't want to go Bogart them. But anyway, there was a flight that was leaving like at 10, 10 something, almost 11. It would have got there sometime after 12. Plenty of time to make it over to the bitch-ass Raider Stadium. But that flight just, I remember. looking at the seats going, oh, there's
Starting point is 00:04:35 like 20 open seats. That should be fine. But then when I woke up this morning and I checked it again, it was dwindled down to like six. And there was already with the app that I use, I can see the employee listings
Starting point is 00:04:51 and the non-employee listings. And there was already like 10 people on that list. I went, oh man. See, I mean, I could have probably could have got on but I didn't want to risk it. Drive all the hour and a half way over there just to tell me,
Starting point is 00:05:08 sorry bro, there ain't no more room. So I was laying there and because my wife goes, you're going to go and I said, there's seats or. And then she kind of goes, well, let's put it this way. You probably spend like $500 on this whole trip. She goes, your ticket, let's say $200 at the cheapest. There was some for like one something, but then you add on this dumbass.
Starting point is 00:05:32 service charges and all that shit 200 you should have took advantage of the pat macafee two day 25% off deal yeah the big announcement on smackdown oh that's what yeah it was like we heard you we listened 25% off if you buy your tickets over the weekend and everybody was like wow thanks so my thousand dollar tickets will cost eight hundred and something. That's what some people were mad because I get when they first announced them and those noseblee tickets for four hundred dollars and then they dropped to like a hundred and something people were hella mad.
Starting point is 00:06:14 I would have been mad if I, first of all, I wouldn't have paid four hundred dollars to be way up there. But people were pissed. I don't know if they got a credit or maybe money back for the difference because that's a $100 and $100. I mean, I don't know. B.K.O's greedy. You've seen this WWE club thing.
Starting point is 00:06:41 Yeah, what is that? I saw that. From what I understand that, you pay to be in this club and you get like discounts and early access to tickets. So it's just taking your money to get discounts or some shit. So you're paying money to spend money. no I'm good I mean if I'm meant to be there I'll be there
Starting point is 00:07:08 but that was my only reason I could have got there and got in no problem it was just the getting there was the issue getting home would have been nothing because the last flat out of it was like almost 11 the last nonstop to Reno
Starting point is 00:07:24 so I could easily got on that I could have probably got on an earlier one because it was over like what almost seven and the sun was still up when it was over. Because a buddy of mine was there. Some of the matches on night two went kind of quick. It seemed like they all went quick.
Starting point is 00:07:41 I think they were giving time to the main event. Well, tonight's main event was probably the longest. And last night's, that one was all right. But it seemed like some of these matches, like, yeah, they took more time getting to the ring. Yeah, I'm looking at the match time. Let's see. first match
Starting point is 00:08:02 seven minutes eight seconds second match 14 minutes third match eight minutes fourth match eight minutes yeah
Starting point is 00:08:13 a lot of these matches were like under 10 minutes see no night two seemed like to be the more loaded card that I wanted to see but
Starting point is 00:08:25 I was kind of like with some of the outcomes But the first night, well, we got John Cena. He didn't, I thought he would least bring in action at once, especially tonight with the Mizz, but that didn't happen. It was good to see him. Everybody was on their feet singing along and cheering for them and all that. I thought that was cool.
Starting point is 00:08:50 But the first match, the, what was it? The Uso's in L.A. night. It was like a... Versus the vision and... Fable three-way? Yeah. Yeah. Doing my boy L.A. Night wrong.
Starting point is 00:09:07 At least... I told my daughter, I'm turning it off. It speed pins L.A. night. Yeah. It was what it was. I mean, Logan Paul does what he does. Him, of course. And L.A. night, of course, did he bach a move?
Starting point is 00:09:28 Of course. I don't think it's intentional. I think since he's done it so much, he just eff it. I'm going to throw one in anyway. I hype up the crowd. I feel sorry for Jimmy, Uso.
Starting point is 00:09:42 Main event, Jay, yeah, he's got the Yeat and everybody. Jimmy is there. Why can't they come out to the original version of their song? They're still coming out to Jay's version. Or come out to how they used to, how they used to with the hawka and all that.
Starting point is 00:10:00 That was awesome. Did you hear their new song? Uh-uh. It was so bad it only lasted one night. It was like, I think it was like two weeks ago on Raw. They debuted a new song and the internet let them have it. Man,
Starting point is 00:10:19 you can't please no one. I mean, the internet ruins it for everybody. It's so bad. I mean, but overall, on this match. L.A. Knight,
Starting point is 00:10:30 he's my favorite. I like Eyeshow Speed. He's funny. I like what he does. And I'll give it to him. Like we said, he got in there and did what he had to do. And those training videos really got me hyped.
Starting point is 00:10:41 Because he was like, I don't know if I can. Of course, it was just acting. But he's athletic guy. He's in shape. He's way better shape than me. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:49 He kept up with the storyline. You see the little clip where L.A. Knight showed up to his house. Yeah. And threw him into his, like, streaming setup. he got his ring gear so that's good i mean be good to just hang that on the wall or he should have wore that he should have wore that cape when he jumped off to top row but he was in there doing it um
Starting point is 00:11:16 i hate this serious heel fucking austin theory skinhead you want you want an old non-skin head i'd rather have that the hair I can't stand this guy. Good in the ring. Yes, I can give him that, but I just can't. I think it was just, I blame Vince McMahon for why I hate this dude. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:41 Pushed him and pushed him and pushed him and did nothing. Because then his nasty ass got into his little shenanigans. We never got a, did we ever get an answer to who stole the egg? No. I was crazy. I keep hearing all this stuff about Logan Paul. He's done.
Starting point is 00:12:00 He's done. But I have no issue with Logan Paul. I've said this many times if you guys listen to us. He's proven himself to do it. Yes, I didn't know who this guy was when he first came on the scene. Even his brother. I didn't know who these dudes were. My brother or my brother.
Starting point is 00:12:21 My son had to tell me who they were and what they were. and what they were about. But I just thought he was another guy coming in the WWE and we'll see him once or twice and that's it. But Logan Paul's been, he's been out there and he's doing it. He does the raw. He does what he has to do. He's a good heel roll.
Starting point is 00:12:39 I couldn't see him be a face. It won't work. My opinion, it won't work. No, they tried it and they failed. Yeah, just do what you're doing. If you keep doing it, that's fine. If not, I'm sure he's got a billion-dollar, Pokemon cards
Starting point is 00:12:54 and all that. But I mean, the spot of this whole match was when Austin Theory and Logan Paul turned on I Show Speed. When they were rough for the most, especially
Starting point is 00:13:10 when I show speed through somebody. I can't remember who into L.A. Knight into Logan Paul and he fell off the side of the apron. Yeah, and you're Your boy got mad.
Starting point is 00:13:24 Yeah, he got in his face. Oh, what did you do? You messed up Logan. I was like, shut up. I was like, man, just punch him in his mouth. Yeah, they turned on speed and started roughing him up. But then they roughed up Logan Paul and put him on the, on the announced table. And he did it.
Starting point is 00:13:45 I show speed did it, man. For the first match for him to, because when the match was over with, I was like the Uso's in LA Night 1 I was like Logan Paul didn't do anything because he always does something spectacular I'm still going to go back to when him and
Starting point is 00:14:04 ricochet sprung off the top ropes and crashed into each other at the rumble yeah that was awesome I loved that shout out to ricochet wish he was still in WWE but I need to stay off to internet yeah he does
Starting point is 00:14:20 Can't get mad at everybody. But speed, man. I keep going to him, man. He did what he had to do, and he did a good job. Will he be a wrestler now? I don't know. I mean, I think he could if he wanted to, but I don't think he has the time to put into it.
Starting point is 00:14:46 What does he do other than all the online stuff? he have businesses or I think he does I think he's invested his money but I know a lot of the thing he does is the streaming which he goes to like different countries because it'll stream in like
Starting point is 00:15:04 Germany and then he'll stream in like China and interact with the people and stuff like that I mean because I see that he does good he's not just out there of course he's out there being stupid too
Starting point is 00:15:19 but he does does stuff with his money he's not not being dumb he's at least helping other communities the things that i've seen yeah so but yeah at the end of the match when he threw l a night into logan paul and logan paul fell off and then austin theory got in his face and then la night sprung back into action and uh they roughed up austin theory and then that's when they turned on him and came back and a yelling and screaming in his face and uh
Starting point is 00:15:54 they end up LA Knight ended up he pinned Austin Theory didn't he yeah yeah because he pinned him man that spear that Jay gave Austin Theory man that hit him hell hard but Logan Paul came in and
Starting point is 00:16:10 broke it up before during the count so but after the match and they all turned on speed he uh they came they sprung everyone else sprung back in the life and they were helping him out because uh logan paul jumped up roughed up uh speed threw him on the ground started yelling and screaming at him and threw him out of the ring i thought he like messed up his ankle because when he fell out the way his ankle bent but uh he was all right because logan paul jumped out after he threw him out the ring and then went and cleared off the announced
Starting point is 00:16:47 table. Bad news Barrett and Michael Cole jumped up. And Logan Paul was talking hell of shit, screaming at speed, yelling at him, started dropping elbows on him. He put him on the table. And I was like, no. This is what I thought Logan Paul was going to do his thing and jump off the top ring post and land on him.
Starting point is 00:17:08 I was like, no, speed's just a little guy. I don't do this to him. But Logan Paul jumped up there and he was getting everybody hyped and everybody was booing and screaming. then Uso's and L.A. Knight sprung back into action. And they roughed up Logan Paul. And then L.A. Knight and Jimmy kicked Logan Paul out of the ring. They picked up speed. They got him ready.
Starting point is 00:17:33 L.A. Knight kind of slapped him back into action. You're all good. Put him in the ring. And then they put Logan Paul on the announced table. And they had him do it. How did you think, how did you think, his landing. To me, it looked like he didn't land right.
Starting point is 00:17:52 Like he's... It looked like Logan took the most of it. Yeah, it looked like the way he landed and it looked like Logan Paul took most of that impact. And I just thought of it. Isn't Speed supposed to be cursed? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:18:08 Didn't you? I curse you or no, that's Danhausen. Yeah, didn't Danhausen curse him? Yeah. A little dead houses, we'll get to them later. But, I mean, that was cool, man. They brought the drone out when the speed was up on that thing. He was up there a little too long, try to hype himself up.
Starting point is 00:18:28 But it ended up looking cool because he came down. Usually when they come down on someone, usually their knees will take most of the impact of it to not really injure the wrestler that they're jumping on. But it looked like he kind of had his knees in the, the right spot, but it looked like Logan took most of that force, like right in the gut. Because when he got up, man, LA night and the Uso's picked up speed and he was, he was huffing and puffing.
Starting point is 00:18:59 He looked like he could barely stand, but he did it and everybody was happy. I was screaming. I was like, yeah, so I was excited. It was a good ending. I mean, they all did good this first match, but I hate when they run it back. I'm watching it right now. I mean, the yeat thing is getting old, everyone. I mean, but that's V.
Starting point is 00:19:22 I mean, speed was in there, yeating it up with everybody. Did I yee it at Comic-Con? Yes, last year? Of course I did. So, I had a good time. I'm hoping L.A. Knight shows up this year at Comic-Con. Not really sure who's going to be at the Mattel panel.
Starting point is 00:19:40 Speaking of Mattel, those are Ultimates, man. Fuck, I wanted that Rio Ripley one. I didn't know my buddy was going to go to wrestle world or WWE world, whatever it's called. He had sent me a picture. And I was like, dude, are you still in there? He said, no, man, I left. I was like, fuck, man. It's how to send you some money and got me that Ria Ripley one.
Starting point is 00:20:03 That new ultimate. I want that one because it's got that little crazy. I remember when she hurt her nose and she had to wear that crazy mask thing. Yeah. She had that on that figure. So But overall, the first match I enjoyed it, I thought it was cool.
Starting point is 00:20:21 CBS Sports didn't. They gave it a C plus. I'd have been in the B area. What do you think? Yeah, I'd give it a B, straight B. Yeah. The next one, I'm kind of over.
Starting point is 00:20:38 Trash. I'm over the Samoan Warwolf. I'm not over him. It's just, what are we doing with him and the way they just do drew mackinty dirty
Starting point is 00:20:52 I was happy he came back total new character gave him the belt all that and then now it's just like who's the face in this Jacob fought too I guess I mean
Starting point is 00:21:07 I don't know they were chair for both guys yeah and for this to be a what do they called unsanctioned which is basically a no disqualification street fight whatever you want to call it there was no blood none there was no big spots they bled they both bled like a week or two ago on smackdown not this one i mean they brought everything out and they brought out the table the slim gym tables and i like the call back with the toolbox yeah i pulled the toolbox out and drew dropped down
Starting point is 00:21:42 And it was like, no, no, no. I figured when Drew McIntyre had Jacob under the ring, when he sprung him up and he kind of went up and hit the bottom, I thought he was going to come up bleeding. Because the way Fatu was under there, it looked like he was trying to do something. I didn't know if he was going to blade himself or hit his head on something,
Starting point is 00:22:07 but he came out and there was nothing. Or yeah, or even getting hit with the toolbox. That seems to always bust you open. Really quick, I'm watching this. They have the water bottles and the Gatorade and the Prime or whatever's under there. Who was that for? Ring crew. Okay.
Starting point is 00:22:30 That one dude that was pretty hyped that was right in the front when Drew McIntyre came out, he had his brave heart makeup on. Oh, yeah. He was riding the front with his flag. Did you see the actual video of Drew McIntyre? Was that his brother that he took? Yeah, that's his brother. Okay.
Starting point is 00:22:53 Because he took his brother's phone and was filming something. And I saw it later that night on X. I didn't see it. It was nothing. It was just Drew's face, tugged shit. And when he hit him in the head with it and it didn't do anything. When they bring out the tools and all that, yeah, you expect blood, but nothing really. And for all the shit that they threw in the ring, I mean, they didn't do much with it.
Starting point is 00:23:24 They used none of it. They just threw it all in the ring, and that was it. And just there was even times when they were in the, in the ring wrestling with all the chairs and all that around. And they would just jump over them. And, yeah, they wouldn't use them. I was like, okay, the unsanction match, start using something.
Starting point is 00:23:45 They were hyping it up. It's unsanctioned because WWE doesn't want to be responsible for anything that happens. Well, nothing. Yeah. Just the stuff we see on the,
Starting point is 00:23:57 every week. I mean, nothing exciting. They ain't fighting the crowd. They didn't do anything. Or even the street fight that we got tonight. I thought they would go
Starting point is 00:24:09 into the crowd, way in the back, and none of that. Everyone just stayed right within the ring. Nobody crashed through that that breakaway corner like they do all the time. I always look forward to that. Yeah, it's not much, and they do it all the time, but I like when they do it, but they didn't,
Starting point is 00:24:29 they didn't even do it. They didn't do it either night. That pop-up Simone drop was cool. Yeah. When Jacob threw up McIntyre. I thought that was cool. He got it pretty high.
Starting point is 00:24:41 He's not even doing his whole move set lately. It's just doing like the, the moves that people want to, you know, the couple moves people want to see. That's pretty much all they do anyway. Yeah, I don't know. I just,
Starting point is 00:25:03 because I'm used to seeing Jacob from like the Indies and all the stuff he was doing in there. But it's like they told them no, you can't do none of that. It's like when you come up to the big show, they tell you, all right, we know what you do. You know, these are your signature moves. You can't do this, this, this, this, or that. Yeah, the, you know, the moves that got you here? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:25 Don't, don't do them no more. Yeah, we can't, we can't have that on TV. We can't be a part of it. They're, they're too risky. Yeah, I, like, we watch WWE all the time, but they, they water these guys. down and gals. Keep saying that about Kansas Lurray. Want to see awesome stuff? Watch her
Starting point is 00:25:44 indie stuff. We see that on WWE? Nope. So, I mean, for Jew Bancatar being a big guy when he runs and dives over the top rope, man, that's that's skill right there. I couldn't do it. I'd be too scared to even try it.
Starting point is 00:26:01 I don't even know if I could jump through the ropes. Yeah, I'd be scared. I'd do like what's her name? Sasha Banks or what hell's her name? Monet. Mercedes Monet or whatever. What's her name a couple weeks ago?
Starting point is 00:26:17 EO. Oh, yeah. You got to do it right, man. You can't catch your legs, feet, or anything. Because when you get caught, that's it. Or what's his name? They're trying to jump over the ropes. He's in TNA now. What's his name? Top Dala.
Starting point is 00:26:33 Oh. You remember that one? Yeah. I mean, because they're on the slow motion. The way Drew does it, man, he runs like there's a springboard at the edge, but the edge of the rings is solid.
Starting point is 00:26:46 So, I mean, it's probably a little easier when you can spring in the middle. I only know this because I helped him put that ring together. It's still cool, man. He's a big guy. He's got to be sick something at least. He's a good 200-something pounds. I don't think he's quite 300. But, Jacob
Starting point is 00:27:06 fought too, man. He's a big dude, too. for him to flying around because he's those moonsaults. Jacob lost weight too. Is he skinnier now? Yeah. Let's see.
Starting point is 00:27:20 How much is true? True is 275. I was expecting a little blood when Drew got that that wrench. He was hitting him
Starting point is 00:27:34 Jacob with it in the forehead and then he flipped it around and got it with the part that turns the nuts and then it was jamming it in his head. I was waiting for blood, but we didn't get nothing. So, I mean, again, this was the first hour. So it was, I assume, free for if you just went on ESPN and you had to have the unlimited to see the rest. But, I mean, they went a little hard, not as hard as we wanted.
Starting point is 00:28:09 maybe because it was free I don't know and that's fucking garbage have these matches free have the other matches that couldn't be on the WrestleMania card free remember when they used to call those pre-shows
Starting point is 00:28:28 yeah I don't do that could have had Tiffany Tiffany Tiffie time and Julia for the United States belt or Ion Oskah on ESPN. Yeah, I could have had something.
Starting point is 00:28:49 And how come they didn't have the Andre's giant battle royal? I mean, they used to do that. They had it on Smackdown. Oh, duh. I mean, that was usually a WrestleMania thing. The first time they did it was on that. And then, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:29:08 I mean, I don't know what they're doing. We're not booking it. Other than trying to take all our money. because even the the actual souvenirs, the products, the shirts, and the figures and all that and everything is going up in price.
Starting point is 00:29:30 I mean, I want that Rio Ripley, not the ultimate one, the other one, I guess it's a doll or whatever. That's pushing 60 bucks. I'm like, God damn. Will I pay it? Maybe. If it's in my head, I might, but I'm just like,
Starting point is 00:29:48 what the fuck when they took the belt from the from the ref Drew Magitar made him take it off and then Jacob stole it from him and started whipping him with it but then I guess that ref's pants must have been
Starting point is 00:30:04 about to fall off because he got his belt back and put it back on but I mean this match I mean it wasn't the greatest but Jacob Fattu ended up pulling it out in the end.
Starting point is 00:30:21 And there was a lot of refs getting roughed up these two nights. Shout out to my girl, Jessica. We'll get to her later on. But overall, I mean, this match was, it had maybe a couple moments, but it wasn't
Starting point is 00:30:40 like anything too excited. They gave a B-plus. I think the first match was better than this one, but we aren't the bookers. So, but the next match, the W.W.E.
Starting point is 00:30:57 Women's tag team match with the irresistible force. And then, I like that came out in their demolition gear. Yeah. Nia Jackson, Lash Legend.
Starting point is 00:31:15 Charlotte Flair, Alexa Bliss, Bailey and Lira. Lira, Valkyria, whatever her last name is. And then the Bella twins, except for Nikki wasn't selling it with that crutch. Because if you notice,
Starting point is 00:31:35 she just came walking out like it was nothing. She just had the crutch with her. The internet ruined this for me. I was happy. We kind of knew she was coming. And of course, why not WrestleMania? But when Nikki got hurt, I was like,
Starting point is 00:31:59 okay, I think I know where we're going. And the return of Paige, aka Sarah, what fuck. Soraya. Soraya. Saria. How do you want to pronounce it? Page is back.
Starting point is 00:32:16 I remember later that night I was on X and I was watching and they were showing the video of when she almost her career almost ended when Sasha Banks Sorry, Sasha
Starting point is 00:32:31 dropped kicked her on her back. Oh, dude, her neck just snapped back. And she said she just went numb. And I don't know if that was intentional but it it looked like she hit her hell
Starting point is 00:32:47 hard. her neck whipped back so hard. But when Paige's music hit, everybody lost it. Everybody was ready. Everybody knew it because the signs came up and everything. Yeah, I was like, where did you get that sign? So, I mean, the WWE universe, man, we know when it's coming. I was expecting it, but I wasn't too sure.
Starting point is 00:33:12 I didn't want to get too excited. But Paige came back. I love Paige. She's a nasty girl. I've seen that video. Which one? Yeah. I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:33:24 I saw it. What's his name? You're a nasty man. Yeah, hold the camera. Anyway, I did like that movie on her life, though. Shout out to, what's her name from Thunderbolts? Oh, Lawrence Pugh. Yeah, I thought she did a good job.
Starting point is 00:33:46 and Nick Frost as her dad and what's her name? Sir C. Yeah, from Sarah Connor. What the hell are they? Lee, is it Lena Headley or Eddie or whatever? Yeah, Lena Hetty.
Starting point is 00:34:01 Yeah, awesome woman. I met her once at Comic Conch. She was really nice. I was just ratting her up about Sarah Connor Chronicles. Everybody. They were there for a big, a Game of Thrones party.
Starting point is 00:34:17 And I didn't watch Game of Thrones at that time, so I didn't know who any of those people were. Once I started watching Game of Thrones, I was like, fuck, man, all these people that I like on the show were there. And I remember seeing them all, but I just didn't, uh-huh, okay, I didn't care. But the ones I did know, Jason Momoa, Alina Hedy,
Starting point is 00:34:37 and, um, what's his nuts? Peter Dinklage. So I met them. They were cool. But what did you think of this match overall? Outside of the page returning, this could have been on Smackdown. Yeah. It was a little messy.
Starting point is 00:34:55 And I swear I need to go back and rewatch it. But I don't think the legal person was in the match to get pinned. Last legend, she still needs a little more work. Night Jack, she does what she does. Bailey, I got nothing to get, nothing to get any of them. But Last Legend, she was the one that I was like, ah. I wouldn't say it's her face. She's about to be my ass.
Starting point is 00:35:29 That's a big woman. It's so. But Charlotte, I mean, I love Charlotte. She does what she does. And Alexa Bliss, God damn, she looked good. Whatever she was wearing. And then, Nia Jacks, man, looks like she lost some more weight. So, and Bailey, I love Bailey.
Starting point is 00:35:48 Shout out to her. San Jose represent. Lyra, I don't know what it is about her. But I felt bad for her because Charlotte wasn't in the right spot. When Lyra jumped off the rope and tried to catch her with the legs and Charlotte just completely dropped her. And she, boom, landing on her back and hit her head. But, I mean, she got right back up, holding her head.
Starting point is 00:36:14 and Bree, I love Bree. She does what she does. And they did call it the yes kicks. So I thought that was cool. But they were a little too far apart because the crowd was a little head with the yes chance on her. Because the last time when she did it,
Starting point is 00:36:35 they called them the it kicks because they couldn't, I guess they couldn't say it. But this time they let them say it. But everybody was waiting. for Paige to come in. Because when she finally came in, that plays, I screamed. And I was sitting there by myself as wrong with God.
Starting point is 00:36:52 But I was happy that Paige was back in there. Yeah, we saw her on AEW and everything else. But to see her back. Yeah, but to see her again in the WWE ring, especially at WrestleMania for her return. It was awesome. Niagara still is me, love her, or hate her, she still is a little,
Starting point is 00:37:13 she gets a little out of hand at times. Yeah, she's neither getting out of hand or she's gone way too soft that it looks ridiculous. Yeah. Because even last legend, it seemed like some of the time she needed to ease up a little.
Starting point is 00:37:30 Yeah, those are some big women. Yeah, because she kicked Charlotte pretty hard. I was going for Charlotte to get back up and do something, but I think Charlotte learned her lesson with Nyjacks. when they,
Starting point is 00:37:44 when it got real. I had a two-piece, sir. That's not going to put it. And last legend, man, she botched Alexa Bliss's move, and Alexa Bliss jumped off the ropes and she didn't do what she was supposed to. Last legend was a little,
Starting point is 00:38:02 a little sloppy. And you could see it, but she messed up and then rolled out of the ring. And then they commenced the beating the shit out of Alexa Bliss because Bailey jumped in. Lyra started roughing her up. And we're, oh, the other two.
Starting point is 00:38:18 Naya and Lash Legend are dead on the ring because I don't even see them out there. But Bailey, I wanted Bailey to win, or their team to win. And, but of course, the return of Paige, she, she had to win. Oh, you know if Paige didn't return, you know who was winning it.
Starting point is 00:38:42 Who? Charlotte. And, Alexa Bliss. I mean, don't let me get me wrong. I love Charlotte, the queen. But they just hand her belts like it's nothing. He would have won the tag team champion, and she would have showed up on Ross,
Starting point is 00:39:00 and now that I was a tag team champion, that makes me the number one contender for the world championship. Yeah. And they'd give it to her. I'd like to see Alexa Bliss have it again. That one movie seemed like, they kind of botched a little when
Starting point is 00:39:16 Alexa Bliss Lyra and Bree were in the corner and then Lash Legend walked over there and grabbed him. I thought she was supposed to grab all three of them and flip but it looks like she Bree wasn't set up right or maybe
Starting point is 00:39:33 Lash took off too early but then Brie did come off she fixed it jumped off the top and gave her a drop kick dead in the chest and she fell down Paige still hasn't even jumped into the ring yet. Everyone's hyping it up because Bree's Brie hung in there, man. For her return, I mean,
Starting point is 00:39:52 I love Breed more than Nikki. Nicky gets on my nerves. Thanks to total divas. Tried to do John Cena dirty. But when Paige jumped back in, I came in for the first time. I was excited. Like I said, man, that place erupted. Everybody. Ah! I went crazy.
Starting point is 00:40:11 she even Paige went straight from Niagara Jacks real life Nyjax will whoop that ass I mean Nyjax in last legend
Starting point is 00:40:24 if it came to just let's get down the real fighting those two would throw everybody out and beat everyone's ass but I thought Paige was
Starting point is 00:40:34 I thought she did a good job she knows what she's doing she's been in the business a while I loved it before everything. But some of the camera work wasn't very good because even during this, I'm watching this, even during this match, I don't know what happened.
Starting point is 00:40:49 The camera guy must have fell. Oh, yeah, he did because you can see it another angle like he's getting up off the ground. That happened a couple times, both nights. He stumbled. He stumbled. Hell of hard. Yeah. Go ahead. I was going to say, I don't know what was going.
Starting point is 00:41:09 There was even a time where they were like introduced. in the Spanish announce team and going back to Michael Cole and your boy Corey Graves and when they were supposed to go back to them I don't know the cameraman sat the camera down on the ring
Starting point is 00:41:25 because it was like sideways and then they had to cut back to the Spanish announce team even though you couldn't hear nothing they was saying I don't know what was going on the cameras they were probably yelling and gorilla
Starting point is 00:41:40 yelling at their Geez, Bailey took that hard ass Simone drop. And what's the last Legends move when she's got them behind her back? The lashes extension. She slammed Lyra Hella hard.
Starting point is 00:41:58 And then Charlotte and Paige double teamed her and started beating her ass and then threw her out of the ring. Both to see Paige and Charlotte again. That this This match is coming.
Starting point is 00:42:13 Singles match is coming between them two. So I hope that once Paige starts feuding with someone, it's going to be Charlotte. Because they've had some good matches in the past. Her first feud's going to, it's going to be with the Bella's. Who, Paige? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:30 Nikki's going to turn on her. Nicky always turns. And then Bree's going to go with her sister. I can't. Because even when Bree and Nikki went at it for a while. Nikki, beautiful young woman, but, nah, I'd rather have Charlotte. At least Charlotte will put on a better show.
Starting point is 00:42:53 Because even just this little bit, when these two were going at it, you could see how hard they were going. Oh, they'll do that feud, but they're going to go Paige versus the Bellas, and somebody's going to have to come save Paige. Or even Alexa Bliss and Paige.
Starting point is 00:43:10 I mean, Alexa, she's growing on me now, since she became a mom and she's doing it but I mean beautiful young woman like god damn her extensions were
Starting point is 00:43:23 were all over the place she looked like a little lion but that that DDT that page gave her Alexa Bliss dude she looked like she slammed her face oh hell of hard
Starting point is 00:43:37 and then she pinned she pinned she pinned Alexa Bliss so they ended up winning and it did look like page was really excited it was looks like she was trying to hold those tears back so i mean it was a good return for her did they have to give her the belt no but i was happy i mean i love page so i was cool with it and to see nicky back and she gets the belt or not nicky uh brie um i'm i'm cool with it well again yeah we'll see how far uh that goes
Starting point is 00:44:10 but didn't Bree sign like not that long big of a contract yeah this is their last run her and her sister because Nikki's been in it a little longer yeah
Starting point is 00:44:26 because Bree came back at the Rumble right was it the Rumble yeah the Rumble but I read this is their whenever they're done they're done together they're Hall of Famers
Starting point is 00:44:40 I mean, they don't need. They don't need more. But CBS Sports, they gave this one. A B. Straight B. But it's been eight years since Page has been with the WW. I thought it was longer. But on to the next match,
Starting point is 00:44:59 the intercontinental title. A.J. Lee, taking on Becky Lynch. We had this match already. That sounds going to say. Didn't we just see this match? And I don't know who this band was for... It does her theme music. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:45:23 I just can't get with these new bands. I mean, good for them. They were on the biggest stage in sports entertainment, and they were up there doing their thing. The only good thing about this match, because I think this is the one where I was nodding off, was the potential feud with Becky. and Jessica.
Starting point is 00:45:44 Yes. That's what I was waiting for. Let's get this match because they've been building up to this one for a couple of months now. I thought something big was going to happen in this match between them too. Becky even goes to Jessica
Starting point is 00:45:59 on social media calls her corporate Jessica. Shout out to all the little gals that came out with AJ Lee. Everyone dressed up like her. Yeah. Yeah, but that seemed like they put that together right before.
Starting point is 00:46:17 Just went and grabbed a bunch of little girls. Yeah, because the new kids did not know what they were supposed to be doing. No, they probably just went out there. Just skip down the ramp. Oh, you can't skip? Just run. Do you see the one little girl that ran back? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:31 Yeah, she saw the crowd. I was like, no, fuck this. She probably got scared. Again, shout out to all them. It was probably something they threw together really quick, but it looked like they were all having a good time. They were slapping fives to everybody. So, good for them.
Starting point is 00:46:51 Hopefully they got to keep the gear in the titles. But the way these guys are penny pinching. Oh, gosh. I don't want to hear TKO took back all the merch and the titles back. They earned it. If they paid them, they paid them. If not, let them keep the titles. Come on, man.
Starting point is 00:47:12 They had their WrestleMania moments. Leave these little gals alone. But this match... Yeah, we already saw it. It's like we saw it. What was the elimination chamber? Was that the one?
Starting point is 00:47:25 Yeah, where she took the belt. Yeah. She holds her for like two days and she loses it. Spoiler alert. I was like, what? But I knew it. I knew something big was going to happen. Where I figured, like, all right,
Starting point is 00:47:42 she's going to lose or AJ is in keep her title and Jessica and Becky were going to go at it. They kind of did. They just teased us. I mean, of course, I'm team Jessica.
Starting point is 00:47:56 I want her to whoop her ass. But we've seen this match already. And it just was it was better than the last one. Yeah, but Becky still carried AJ through this. Yeah, of course she did. So
Starting point is 00:48:13 Well, yeah, when Jessica, well, Becky was in Jessica's face. And she was trying to like, I'm trying to be cool. But she was like, fuck that. And just shoved her hell of hard. That's what I thought was really going to go down. But then it stopped. But Jessica, she got sandwiched in the corner. When AJ slammed into the corner and then Jessica, she got sandwiched between them.
Starting point is 00:48:38 That's when I really thought something was going to go on. But build up to something. something big because we didn't get it. We didn't get it tonight. I think some, the way it should go, she should make Jessica, just lose it, attack Becky, get fired as a ref, and then show up as her mask character from, what is it, evolve? Yeah. I mean, that's fine. If she comes out with a mask, I'll be all for it.
Starting point is 00:49:10 But if she just comes out in ring gear. or do you like that one one ref back in the 80s was it Danny Davis he just wore his his ref gear and wrestled oh yeah yeah yeah that was a long time ago some of you guys probably when you've been born yet
Starting point is 00:49:33 but I mean AJ does what she does but yeah Becky this match was a little better than the last one. I'm sure they practiced, got everything ready. But, yeah, dollars for donuts, Becky would run over AJ. But I was kind of like, do we need to see this on WrestleMania?
Starting point is 00:50:00 No, we could have watched this on Raw or a regular PLE, not WrestleMania. but was I happy that she lost no but I was like okay next whatever it's coming next AJ is gonna win it back I think AJ is done I don't know we'll see I have a feeling
Starting point is 00:50:32 she's gonna she's gonna win it back and then then lose it and then quit I don't know she kind of gave an interview and it seemed like she's this was it for well it was a short run maybe that's what she wanted she wants to go be an author
Starting point is 00:50:50 because her sister does comics because when Becky slammed the AJ into the corner and started dropping them boots on her kicked her in the ribs and then started kicking her in the chest that's when Jessica got involved and then Becky turned and got in Jessica's face
Starting point is 00:51:11 and Jessica's just like bitch I don't even want to hear it She's just not even looking at her She's kind of And Becky's all up in her face And then Jessica said Fuck that And turned on and started yelling at her
Starting point is 00:51:23 Pointing her finger at her Becky pushed Jessica And Jessica stepped in bitch And then pushed her back That's when I really thought Something was going to happen But nothing did
Starting point is 00:51:34 Becky kind of just turned her It looked like she was going to run At Jessica But then she ducked out of the way Then AJ grabbed her And gave her a slam and I was waiting for more to happen, but it just didn't. So we'll see.
Starting point is 00:51:51 We'll see what's to come between Becky and Jessica. I think it'll be a good match. For those you do remember, Jessica, we're wrestling. I'm sure you can look at it all up on YouTube. Because the majority of these refs, they come into WWE wanting to be wrestlers, but then it just doesn't work out. And they're up being refs. Like that little buff tan guy.
Starting point is 00:52:17 And I'm sure, and I'm sure the dude with the eyebrows as well. Because even my wife, she was sitting there watching it tonight. She was like, what's up his eyebrows? I said, I don't know,
Starting point is 00:52:26 but I hate this guy. I don't know. The man, I just don't like his eyebrows. I'm one of those weirdos. It just, if your eyebrows look crazy, that's all I'm going to see on you.
Starting point is 00:52:38 But yeah, but when Becky, no, the Becky got, thrown into the corner. And then she ran over there and took off the turnbuckle. And then
Starting point is 00:52:50 AJ was going to spring into action, but Becky pulled Jessica in and they sandwiched her. She, Jessica fell to the ground, wasn't paying attention. And then Becky grabbed AJ, slammed her into the turnbuckle was gone. She hit the metal. Then she sprung back into action. Then she gave her
Starting point is 00:53:08 the manhandle slam and boom. Pinned AJ. And then that was the end. She, she won. Okay, I was all right with the ending of it. It was at least somewhat exciting, but it seemed like the crowd wasn't into it.
Starting point is 00:53:25 And once she got her belt, she was letting, I was still waiting for Jessica to spring into action. Yeah, it's like they went back to like nothing happened. Yeah. She gave her the belt and then raised her arm and they didn't even have an interaction.
Starting point is 00:53:41 Yeah, I thought Becky was going to put. pull her hand away and get in her face or something. I thought Becky was going to tell her, raise my hand and do it now. But none of that happened. I was kind of like, ah,
Starting point is 00:53:55 so we'll see. I mean, just because in-ring action is coming. It's, they're building it in it up to something. They gave this one a C-plus and, yeah, okay.
Starting point is 00:54:10 The next one, Seth Rallens and Gunther. The most thrown-together match of WrestleMania history. Yeah. I was not excited for this one at all. And Seth Rolins with his black eyes and his black contacts
Starting point is 00:54:31 and his smoking jacket. Who was he the demon? I don't know. When did he take those contacts out? because he came down he had the black contacts and then once his jacket started smoking he must have pulled him out somewhere
Starting point is 00:54:50 sometime because he pulled him out quick and I was not this could have been on raw too I wasn't that my god there was no stakes in it none it wasn't for anything I mean I have a theory
Starting point is 00:55:07 why Gunther took this match and storyline, but we'll get to that in night too. It just Seth Rones, he could do it. He could fly high if he needs to. Gunther just He's a throwback
Starting point is 00:55:27 to old school. Yeah. He'll chop you, he'll slap you, he'll pick you up, he'll choke you out and slamming. That's it. I always say it. Big guys have got a handful of moves. And it's just it wasn't anything. Yeah, like you said, there was no stakes to this match.
Starting point is 00:55:45 And stay off the internet, boys and girls. Because once I found out brawn breaker was medically cleared, I was like, oh, he's running in on this match. Yeah, I mean, that wasn't even exciting. So, I mean, but once they started throwing each other all over the tables, I like when they clear the table
Starting point is 00:56:08 because I wouldn't want to get slammed onto those monitors and whatever else is on the table. There could be a pen there or a pencil and stab you in the back. But they were really going for it in this match with all the other shit because Seth was wrong once he started throwing those chairs at him. It just didn't make any sense to me
Starting point is 00:56:29 because you're right, they were going hard at each other. Like Seth was like going crazy, like attacking him. Yeah. But why? I don't know trying to see who's tougher because Gunther
Starting point is 00:56:43 attacked you a couple weeks and yeah the buildup for this was two weeks ago what is he the legend killer or whatever they call him Korean yeah that had nothing even to do with this
Starting point is 00:56:59 like he just didn't have a match for WrestleMania and neither did Seth and I told Gutter go out there just go out there and give us a good show. Yeah. That was it.
Starting point is 00:57:13 I mean, not to say they didn't both go hard. They both did, but it was, we could have saw this on Monday or Friday. I mean, you're right. They went hard. It was a good match, but I didn't care who won. Yeah. Nobody other than bragging rights, yeah, I beat you at WrestleMania.
Starting point is 00:57:34 That was it. It wasn't like, yeah, I left with a belt or. I ended this guy's career. I mean, there was none of that. Yeah, the whole storyline was Gunther attacked Seth two weeks ago because he didn't have a WrestleMania match. That's your buildup. Yeah, I was kind of like, eh, I wasn't excited for it.
Starting point is 00:57:58 I mean, of course, we're going to watch it, but I just, it wasn't good. But I'll give Gunther when he got caught. curb stomped, he went for it. Usually when people get stomped and they just kind of hit their head or they looks like they hit the head. They didn't. The slow-mo version of that, man, Gunther really, he went for it and slammed his head on the ground.
Starting point is 00:58:24 I don't like the way he takes a pedigree. He like turns his body to the side. Yeah, he's, I don't know. He's supposed to go flat, straight, flat, straight down. But yeah, he, he turns. I don't know I mean that's just the way it is
Starting point is 00:58:44 my wife knows she goes is this just a big advertisement show I was like oh my son said that you just reminded me like there was ads that I tried to fast forward
Starting point is 00:59:00 oh you couldn't no because they would play separate ads it would pop up in the corner you have four minutes of ads. Was that during the matches or in between? In between. Oh, yeah. They had those
Starting point is 00:59:16 on the regular unlimited one. I was like, what the fuck is this? That's when I knew I could jump up, get a drink, or go to the bathroom because I was like, yeah, you got three minutes of ads. How many damn ads does Jay have? I don't know. This guy's like
Starting point is 00:59:34 Snickers and Slim Jim and He had another one. Yeah, I was just like, man, remember they used to get mad at Brock Lesnar for his Jimmy John's shorts. And, WW, TKO, whoever, man,
Starting point is 00:59:54 they're just pimping themselves out to everybody. Because my wife was like, is that really all on the ring all the time? I said, well, in the last year or two, it has been. They truly are pimping themselves out. advertisements for Mortal Kombat and Street Fighter Yeah, I'm excited
Starting point is 01:00:15 for both. I think I'm a little more for Mortal Kombat. I thought they would be a little bit more biased to the one that they're superstars in, two of the superstars. They're like no Mortal Kombat's pain we're showing their shit tonight. Well, Penta
Starting point is 01:00:35 tonight came out with the Shal Khan mask. more advertisement yeah I thought that was cool yeah they came out they even said it yeah and Moral Combat 2 come in theater and buy your tickets now and all this I'm like
Starting point is 01:00:49 goddamn they must just have like a sheet of all right make sure you pump these people up and I wonder how much these people pay especially the general there's this right dead center in the ring the drum the drumstick
Starting point is 01:01:05 cone zone or the the Minutemate juice box. Yeah. My favorite ad was still a Slim Jim one. It was a few years ago, and they had the Slim Jim section or whatever, and everybody, hyping themselves up, holding Slim Jims.
Starting point is 01:01:25 And that one dude, when the camera panned down, that guy had, I don't know, like three or four of them in his hand, in his fist, and he was shoving them in and out of his mouth. They pulled the camera away from him. quick. I was laughing hell hard. But yeah, man, they just the whiskey
Starting point is 01:01:44 and everything. Oh, the fireball ladder. Yeah, the Riyadh whatever that thing is. It's not Riod season right now. Whatever that is. I was like, damn. Boost Mobile.
Starting point is 01:02:04 I thought Seth was done. He's always got back issues, and I'm sure he'll have back issues when he's older. But when Gunther picked him up and powerbombed him onto the announcement table, he landed on the edge of it, the lower of his back. I'm sure it sounds like, ah, I was like, damn. He scares me when he does flips and lands on his feet. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:30 After that, when he messed up his knee, that was a nasty video. But either someone didn't pull the switches. for the tables or they just didn't hit hard. Because when Seth got slammed into it and then he gave Gunther a pedigree, it didn't even budge. They just bounced off and kept going. They were saving it for jelly roll.
Starting point is 01:02:55 And dumb ass fucking a guy from the 49ers. George, what do you call it, George McGrittle? Yeah, that idiot, man. Fuck the 49ers. I don't care what anyone says. Anyway, Santa Clara of 49ers. He was dedicated to drinking those beers.
Starting point is 01:03:15 Yeah, he was. Even on night, too, when he wasn't going to drink a beer and what's his name, Tyrese Halliburton from the Pacers, he was like, no, you got to drink this beer. Yeah, and then Grong showed up. Gronk wasn't even trying to chug it. Hell no. Until he's seen the screen and everybody was like cheering.
Starting point is 01:03:35 He was like, oh, shit. He just dumped. it on himself. I'm sure he dragged some of it, a lot of it. Even the McGittal guy, it was pouring down the side of his mouth. And I'm sure those beers were free
Starting point is 01:03:49 for them. Because if I'm sitting down the front, man, I'm going to have maybe a stadium pal or something because that's a long walk from the center with rigside all the way to the bathroom. You got to
Starting point is 01:04:06 walk with all those stairs. They're having somebody bring that to them. But yeah, after all that stuff on the announce tables, Seth Rallin was, yeah, and Gunther was laying there all dead, and then fucking Braun Breaker came running in, top speed out of nowhere, speared Seth.
Starting point is 01:04:27 He slammed into the wall, and then everybody, ah, I hate Brabaker. I'm sorry. If you love him, you love him, but I don't. But of course we knew their team.
Starting point is 01:04:42 They're going to turn on each other. Bron will probably have a belt soon anyway. I don't know. He's part of a wrestling dynasty, so we'll see. What happened to him? I don't even remember how he got hurt. I think he's... I don't know if it was a hernia or herniated disc was one of those two.
Starting point is 01:05:06 I think I got an umbilical cord hernia or whatever they call that starting to hurt right here and you go to the work doctor and have them check it out but yeah then fucking after he was all beat up
Starting point is 01:05:26 Gunther threw him in a sleeper hold and then Seth was just like fuck it but you can see Seth looking at the camera I'm watching this everyone. At least he didn't smile. Yeah. But he was done. Gunther made him submit
Starting point is 01:05:46 and he just boom, he just collapsed. And how did we not get the Gunther John Cena interaction? I thought somebody, I thought someone would get into it with John Cena or... I mean, somebody did on night too. Yeah, but I mean, I wanted to see him like
Starting point is 01:06:06 A-A someone or something. I thought at least we were going to get Gunther coming to the ring and the cameras following him backstage and he sees John Sina and does the little, you can't see me to John or something. Some of that.
Starting point is 01:06:26 We didn't see it. But, oh, well, they're showing a replay. Gunther, before he got slammed with the fourth, Seth got slammed on to the downstable. He got fucking slammed onto the April, April, the apron. He, same part, small of his back, and then he turns around, bigs them on and slams him on the table.
Starting point is 01:06:48 So, yeah, Guthar ended up winning, and then he walks out, and then fucking Seth is just coming back to life. Bronbreaker walks all the way back up to the top of the stage. He stops, and then he turns, and then fucking full speed. This spirit was kind of weak, though. That first one, he hit pretty hard. Yeah, I think he got hurt doing one of these full sprint ones before, so I think maybe they told him, like, calm down.
Starting point is 01:07:21 Because that first one, he went straight on and got him. But this one, he came running full speed from the top. Shout out to the guy whoever was in charge of the drone. Got a good shot the way he came running down full speed. But when he dove at him, It looks like he kind of went to the side and just caught Seth with his arm. And Seth just flipped over it. I like to cry.
Starting point is 01:07:44 I was cheering one more time. So we'll see this match eventually. We'll see the buildup to something. Seth and Bronbroker are going to go at it. And then Bronwicker is hugging Paul Heyman up at the top. So we'll see. What's next anyway? backlash.
Starting point is 01:08:07 All right. And then the Dan Housen Blimp came out and was hovering around. Good for that guy. Yeah, man. Do you think, man. I know people don't like it, but... I like it. I think he's funny.
Starting point is 01:08:24 Yeah, he's hell of funny. Because one of my friends is like, what hell is this dude? And they let him wrestle last week. Yeah. Then they brought out the, the class of 2026
Starting point is 01:08:38 WWE Hall of Fame demolition acts and smash Dennis Rodman for some reason I think the celebrity They always have a celebrity
Starting point is 01:08:47 And the family of Psycho Sid Vicious That was cool Yeah And of course Stephanie McMahon And then the phenomenal one AJ Styles
Starting point is 01:09:01 He came out And who was the other dude Oh Bad News Brown. Yeah. Was that his son? Yeah, I think so. And then they did that thing where they induct a match and it was Hulk Hogan
Starting point is 01:09:17 and Andre the Giant. Yeah, that's right because Nick was there. Nick Holman. He's garbage too. I guess what's her name? Brooke is back in the headline saying something about she shouldn't have took her name off the will. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:09:39 I mean, I understood why she did it, but I don't know. Maybe she's struggling financially. I don't know. I mean, if her brother loves her. Brother, give her something. Maybe she knows that the money's not being handled properly. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:09:55 I don't know. That was all messy anyways. What does they have one of us? Sid Vicious his relatives. The one guy with the cowboy hat, man. He was up there flexing hell hard. I was like, hell yeah. It was awesome.
Starting point is 01:10:11 And was that Andre the Giant's daughter? I think so. Yeah, she was up there all tatted up. But it was cool. And even my grandsons, because they kept seeing the Fortnite on the screens around the ring, they were like, oh, Fortnite. And I was like, what is that? Oh, with my girl as a playable character?
Starting point is 01:10:32 well they had to show me because I was like, why is Fortnite there? And then they play Fortnite and they said, there's some wrestlers now and they pulled it up on their iPad. And it was stone. Okay, cool, Stone Cold. And this girl.
Starting point is 01:10:47 And I went, with her big bump on her head still. Hey, I like how they work that into the angle. What the fuck was this? dance routine just because you're in Vegas when she came out dancing on chairs. For her new video. Dumb.
Starting point is 01:11:13 And what was the no makeup thing? She looked kind of rough. Because did you see her on Raw before WrestleMania? No, I didn't even want. When she attacked Oh, I did. And she was all crazy. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:11:29 Which I kind of wish they would have played it more into that into this match which they didn't but they they kind of used the the knot on her head and gave her like a couple black eyes and yeah
Starting point is 01:11:44 that's what the hell she was all beat up well she was like screaming she sold it to me on raw because she was screaming you can't even catch her the camera caught her cussing she was like get the fuck over here bitch
Starting point is 01:11:59 she still has that little nod on her head and it's bruised up, but it's not as big as like when it happened. Because you heard that knock. And if you've heard that if you ever banged your head against someone else's head and you heard that
Starting point is 01:12:16 skull crack. It's amazing. Her and Roxanne don't have concussions. Roxanne didn't even look like she had any damage to her. She must have a hard head. I mean, but I mean, was it an accident? Of course. I mean
Starting point is 01:12:33 Stephanie Bricer did what she did but she didn't mean for them to slam heads it just the way it happened and I hate her man I'm sorry I hate Liverpool
Starting point is 01:12:46 she don't have that blue tongue or whatever it was when she was in the the riots that and Stephanie Varker La Prima she came out I love her
Starting point is 01:13:02 especially when she speaks English. So, but I was disappointed in this match. I was hoping she was going to leave with her belt, but who knows? She'll probably win it back again. This was a, this match too could have been on Raw. I wasn't expecting much. I mean, the buildup for it was good.
Starting point is 01:13:24 They were always going at it. So I was like, okay. But, I mean, I kind of felt like it was short because, might have an injury? Maybe. Because this, yeah, this one was really short. It was like they got in, did what they needed to do. Then boom, one, two, three, over.
Starting point is 01:13:43 I was like, that's it. I was kind of mad. Shout out to the cameraman, though. When Stephanie Bacare climbed up on the, I was climbing up on the top rope. And I kind of wish Raquel and Roxanne didn't come out to help her. Yeah, I mean.
Starting point is 01:14:03 Because they should have built off of the, whole live going crazy thing and just went it cleanly. But you knew they were going to come out. Yeah, but they didn't do shit. No, they just came out and got roughed up and that was it. But this match was super quick. Yeah, I'm looking at it here six minutes and 51 seconds. Yeah, longer to get to the ring than them actually being in the ring.
Starting point is 01:14:32 I'm sure those little dance number was long. longer, but I don't know. I just, I was disappointed. I mean, is there a rule? We can only be in this stadium for a few hours
Starting point is 01:14:47 and everyone better get out. I don't know. Well, that used to be a thing. You remember back in the days with pay-per-views? They had to be over at a certain time. Yeah. If they ran over, there was like fines or something.
Starting point is 01:15:03 Like a billion-dollar fine. Yeah. I mean, but they did what they did, even though they gave them six minutes to do it. If you guys watch that unreal show, the refs do have earpieces and gorillas back there screaming at them. Tell me and it, and all this. A lot of people are mad at that show saying that, I mean, wrestlers are mad that what they're showing too much. It's not like we didn't know it, but now they're like, they're showing it.
Starting point is 01:15:41 Yeah. And again, WW's money hungry. TKL's not money hungry. We'll give you this much money for a whole documentary series. All right. And they just throw everyone under the bus just to make more money. But yeah,
Starting point is 01:15:59 I was disappointed in the end. But I'm sure it'll build it. We'll see these guys going at it some more. So, but. I think this is. is going to lead to live and Raquel going at it. I hope so. Still waiting for Raquel to get hers.
Starting point is 01:16:17 She's just somebody's little sidekick. They've been pushing her. Yeah, sidekick to this little blonde girl. The big nodder in her head. Don't get me wrong. Beautiful young woman. Put some makeup on it. I don't like this no makeup crazy girl.
Starting point is 01:16:36 Yeah, I mean, if you're going to have her look crazy and then act crazy, the raw before. Why is she not crazy during the match? Yeah. She's, ah, bring out what's her name? Nicky almost superhero. She was even crazier. He's busy doing nothing for the Wyat's.
Starting point is 01:17:01 Waste in her. I was happy she won the belt at least back in the day. But yeah, they're wasting her. I mean, I love her character in the White Six. She looks cool and I love her But come on. Do something But Yeah, I mean, these two did what they did
Starting point is 01:17:19 But then It just Just fell apart Again, I was just more like That's it Had this big buildup for six minutes So I was like man So I don't know
Starting point is 01:17:36 We'll see We'll see what's to come with these two But Liv Morgan ended up walking out with the belt. They gave this a B minus. Okay. And then Dirty Don's dumb ass came out. We got to celebrate with his girl.
Starting point is 01:17:56 Have they ever kissed again other than when he turned on her? No. I'm sure his wife's telling her. Nope, don't be kissing that white girl. Yeah, you had that one time and that was it. Yeah, we'll let you do that to move the story. long but that's it
Starting point is 01:18:12 because Ria used to lick the side of his face man she just put her her ass and uh Stephanie's crack and all just lead back
Starting point is 01:18:27 and pinned her but I'll give it to Stephanie back here she's she's awesome hopefully she'll uh she'll get this title again but Dirty Dom we'll get this
Starting point is 01:18:41 him in night too but yeah they gave this a B minus onto the main event for this first night how many times we need to see this match it just not over Cody yeah and stupid ass
Starting point is 01:19:00 I liked him but now he's starting to bug me Pat McAfee well we don't have to see him again yeah I guess for the stipulation if Randy loses he has to leave the company or says here the professional wrestling industry permanently.
Starting point is 01:19:21 He'll be back. But he's the one that got it going off. The bell didn't even ring yet. Pat McAfee started hitting Cody Rose with the mic in the head. He sprung into action and I started beating the shit out of him. But then that didn't last too long. Yeah, I like they got all the sons. a little shit out in like the first five minutes.
Starting point is 01:19:50 Well, weird. Because, yeah, I mean, everyone was kind of excited, but they weren't, like, raising the roof or anything for this. Because there wasn't even a title change. I mean, Cody's still the champ. But, I mean, you got beat up at the end. I did like that. Andy Orton was still holding the belt.
Starting point is 01:20:15 What they say? 2009 Randy's back. Yeah. When he punt kicked. Cody, did you see Cody's eye? Yeah, what happened? Dude,
Starting point is 01:20:24 he kicked. I didn't think he connected. But yeah, he got hit hell hard. Yeah. I mean, but Cody, he takes those hard-ass bumps
Starting point is 01:20:34 for the company. Yeah. Because I read, I read they're taking them off some appearances here because of his injuries. I hope it didn't, like,
Starting point is 01:20:45 kick his eyeball loose. anything. Because when Pat McAfee got involved, I mean, and Randy Orton grabbed Cody, he went back and booted Pat McAfee in the gut. He went down. And then he grabbed him, gave him the crossroads, and started whooping the shit out of him. Beat his ass so bad they had to bring in the stretcher. So my son was like, oh, oh, here comes the ambulance.
Starting point is 01:21:13 I went, what ambulance? And he went, the ambulance bed. I went, oh, I was thinking, I'm watching this. Did I miss the ambulance? I didn't even notice they brought in the stretcher for him. Jelly rolls powerful elbow drop. You see that, why did they make, when he does it, the elbow drop? You see how the table exploded?
Starting point is 01:21:40 Yeah. Like the wood exploded everywhere? They added some extra. fire because yeah he uh he didn't even jump high Cody threw a pat mcgapagy on the table jelly roll jumped up gave him the fingers
Starting point is 01:21:55 and then jumped on them they added some extra breakaway wood because yeah as soon as that thing hit it like blew apart and I like jelly roll but when he was all like now Cody you get in there
Starting point is 01:22:11 and you win it the way you're spoiled or whatever he was saying I was like shut the fuck up and get out of here. Just sit out. Hop over the barricade and go sit with George McGriddle. He said he just pulled up one of the announcer chairs and sat down.
Starting point is 01:22:30 Don't get me wrong. I liked it when he took that hard ass butt from Logan Paul. Yeah. But just like this inspirational speech he was trying to do my eyes were rolling so far back in my head. Yeah, so Pat McAfee got wheeled out to me.
Starting point is 01:22:51 Yeah, that was a weak-ass elbow drop. But I'll give it to jelly roll. He's not a wrestler. He's probably not an athletic guy, but he did it. He went in there, and I'm sure he's my side, but it's all right, man. He loves wrestling just like us. I don't think I would do that. But yeah, man, that whole table blew apart.
Starting point is 01:23:13 You could see there. This is just pieces everywhere. So I had to, I think this was just the special table for that for the first night. Bad Bag of these all crying. They're rolling him out. That was probably the most exciting excitement of this match. Because then after that, it was just like, okay. A regular-ass match.
Starting point is 01:23:40 Yeah, they just threw each other around. They do what they do, crossroads, RKO, all that, or slas. kind of tease Cody being a little heelish just a little bit but they're not turning them heel Did Randy blade himself? He popped up And head off face all bloody I was like what happened?
Starting point is 01:24:02 They say they don't do that WWD no more I don't know But Randy is known to go for it with the blood So yeah We'll see I don't know I didn't care too much too much for this match.
Starting point is 01:24:18 I didn't want Cody to win and then when Randy beat his ass after the match I was like fuck yeah, where was all this before? Yeah, I mean they both left bloody and Cody ended up winning
Starting point is 01:24:34 but then... Oh yeah, we didn't mention Pat came back out with a neck brace and a ref shirt. Oh. I was like, how is this legal? He came running back kid. but he got roughed up some more. He gave.
Starting point is 01:24:50 Randy was like, I don't need you no far. He gave him RKO. He laid there dead. And an all-star, Charles Robinson, he's an all-star, no matter what.
Starting point is 01:25:02 All the bumps he takes throughout his ears, Randy, he gave him an RKO, slammed him face down. So he was out for a minute. Cody and, that's when Cody and Randy
Starting point is 01:25:15 really started. going for it. The ref was face down. No one else came out. It was before Pat McAfee came out. So, they were low blowing each other and all that. Both bloody.
Starting point is 01:25:30 Yeah, even when Cody Rhodes, he was fine. He had a little cut on the side of his head. But then he turned, he flipped over, and boom, his head was bleeding. I was like, when did this happen? So, but yeah, they were both bleeding out of their face.
Starting point is 01:25:45 braces. Yeah, for Pat McAfee, barely ain't getting on to the stretcher. He came running out with the neck brace. Ring shirt on. He dives in. Shoes untied. But Cody kicked out. So, yeah, they were laying there. Ah, beat up. I was just like, why are you kicking out? This guy's not even a rough. Because, yeah, Randy got back to his feet and Pat McAfee's pointing that Cody Rhodes and then RKL Bosh got him and knocked his glasses off
Starting point is 01:26:21 but then Cody sprung back into action the crossroads Charles Robinson woke back up and then boom he pinned Randy Orton my grandson
Starting point is 01:26:33 was like that blood looks fake I said I don't know I told him it was fake but he goes it doesn't it looks too blood is dark.
Starting point is 01:26:47 This one, it looked a little too bright. But I don't know, man. But it did look like he cut himself. But yeah, after it ended, I was kind of like, Charles Robinson was stumbling around in the ring. But then Randy got back up. And then that was it.
Starting point is 01:27:07 I was like, really? This is how we're going to end it. So I was like, okay. I was hoping that Randy was just going to win it flat out, but I guess not. I guess they got other plans. He'll win it at backlash. Yeah, he was all dazed.
Starting point is 01:27:27 He grabbed the belt away from Cody and slammed him in the head with it. Caught him pretty good because there's blood on the belt. And Cody's bleeding. I don't know if he's bleeding out of the top of his head or his face because he's got blood on the top of his head. And then Randy just kind of stood over him and boom. That was the end of night one. I was kind of like, really?
Starting point is 01:27:53 That's what we're doing here. So, but it had its moments. It wasn't the greatest, but what can you do? What did they grade this one? They gave it a C plus. The rumors weren't true.
Starting point is 01:28:09 The rock didn't show up. Yeah, I was hoping. Come on. The rumors were he was the real man on the phone because he still wanted Cody Soul. It's too busy filming Jamaji 4. Jamaji 4?
Starting point is 01:28:27 Yeah. What? I don't know. I don't know what they want, everybody. That was it for night one. But again, it had its moments. It wasn't... Wasn't the greatest that we've ever seen.
Starting point is 01:28:50 So, but if the internet went to work, they were, ah, I was terrible. Oh, you see the video of the people leaving? No, uh. Because you know, they usually stay to see whoever wins celebrate or see if something's going to happen after. There was just, like, lines of people just out to exit as soon as the match was over. Probably mad. Saturday night in Vegas.
Starting point is 01:29:20 They're ready to party. They probably get pre-game at Mania with the $30 beers and then go pay, well, it depends on what casino you go into. I mean, beers can be cheap
Starting point is 01:29:34 and beers can be expensive. Whatever you do, just don't drink in those clubs. Pay $100 for a small little glass of ice. Fuck that. I ain't the one. But night two,
Starting point is 01:29:46 The kickoff was Obafeming and the Beast. Brock Lesnar. Shorter matched than Liv and Stephanie. Oh, yeah. The buildup for this, the way they were battling each other, I was like, cool, man, right on. I mean, they both attacked each other pretty hard.
Starting point is 01:30:04 And we got what we got. We got what we expected. F-5s, German suplexes, Obafeming doing what he does. Got slammed into the stairs by Brock. So I was like, oh, yeah, it went back and forth. It wasn't like everyone thought that Brock was just going and destroy him. It went back and forth.
Starting point is 01:30:26 So, but I wasn't expecting this. I kind of, the rumors of how the internet works on the Brock Lesnar, but then again, Brock Lesnar lost. And then Obe left and Lesnar was in the ring. and he just started taking his gear off took his gloves off and his boots I'm sad
Starting point is 01:30:54 yeah I even cried in there yeah but Obafemi like power bombed him and then boom pinned him one two three and that's how Brock lost but then he just sat there and took all his stuff off
Starting point is 01:31:10 and then he kind of came out of character usually he's the badass don't want to thank no one and then he slowly walked out and he was giving everyone fives and everybody was thank you Brock and all that and then he got up to top of the ramp
Starting point is 01:31:27 turned around said thank you put his hand over his heart and all that and that was it here's my theory from the Gunther match it's Gunther told Paul Heyman you owe me a favor.
Starting point is 01:31:43 I think he's going to want to be the one to permanently retire Brock. Who? Who's going to do? Gunther. That's what he said on Raw. You owe me a favor. SummerSlam's in Brock's hometown.
Starting point is 01:32:04 Yeah. And they kept saying, like Wade Barrett kept saying, I'm not going to say Brock's retired until I officially hear from him. because yeah they didn't they were even saying it they were like we don't know exactly what's going on he didn't say he was retiring it was probably just his last WrestleMania Hunter Brock wrestler SummerSlam we can see I'm sure hopefully Brock comes out tomorrow
Starting point is 01:32:38 night on raw and uh says something I don't that's neither the neither the neither let's go out the favor is going to be or Gunther's going to want to be a Paul Heyman guy. I mean, even Oba looks surprised that he won because Brock's laying there in the middle
Starting point is 01:33:00 of the ring and Oba's looking over. I'm like okay, is this it? Is he going to get back up or what? And then he leaves the ring and then that's when Brock did everything he did. It means love him or hate him?
Starting point is 01:33:16 I was rooting for Brock. I mean, Oba's young. I mean, he's gonna, he's gonna have his time. I'm sure there'll be some belts on him as well. But,
Starting point is 01:33:27 I don't know. This one was, it was, this was the side of Brock we never see. We just see that the guy that comes in, kicks ass, talks a little shit, and then leaves the ring.
Starting point is 01:33:41 He ended the streak. He beat the hell out of everybody. They came in his way. He almost broke his neck back in the 90s. Or was that early 2000s when he did that? Oh, Kurt Angle. Yeah. And he fucking came down on his head.
Starting point is 01:34:00 I'm glad he got rid of that stupid ponytail on top of his head. But I did like the cowboy. The cowboy hat Brock. But yeah, he looked like sincere. This is, like I said, this isn't the Brock. that we see. He was really sincere on, yeah, thank you for
Starting point is 01:34:21 his run. And everybody was in there. And people were shocked too. Like, they didn't know what to expect. So, but he got out there and he did his thing, walked up the ramp and everybody was cheering him. And he, yeah, he'll give fives every now and then, but he was really going down the line. Like, yeah,
Starting point is 01:34:41 thanks, thanks, and all that. So I thought that was really cool. But, what did they grade that one? They graded that match. This was one of the free matches. So, they gave it a A plus. I'll give it an A plus for the ending,
Starting point is 01:35:09 but I don't know about the match itself, but okay. The next free match. on their words was the uh the ladder match between penta giovon evans jadia mcdonna rusef and hall of famer ray mysterio and dragon lee what'd you think of this one this match was awesome yeah especially like the the luchadors and doing that thing rusef was even out there like slamming people through ladders and stuff like that and
Starting point is 01:35:47 JD McDonough was doing his thing. Who did you want to win? I kind of wanted Jabon Evans to win. I was going I was going Roosso. I don't really care for Roussef. I don't celebrate Roussef Day and all that.
Starting point is 01:36:06 But for a minute I was going, I'd be okay if Rusef won. I kind of felt like maybe Rusef could win because just in my head I was coming up with scenarios. And I was like, that'd be cool. if Lana came out and like
Starting point is 01:36:22 distracted somebody and then Rusef ended up winning. Come out with the accent though. With a Russian accent. I want that Lana. But I was going for Javon because that would have made him the youngest
Starting point is 01:36:33 champion in WrestleMania history. Yeah, so Rusef I would have been okay with Javon Evans, of course, he's badass. But then I was was also rooting for
Starting point is 01:36:51 JD McDunner with his big hit I mean I was really hoping one out of those three Ray's got nothing to prove some people are like why is he in this match
Starting point is 01:37:05 they have a big name in the match yeah um Dragon Lee I knew he wasn't going to win but he was awesome he was in there doing his thing
Starting point is 01:37:18 Penta is well. I was a little surprised on that one on Penta coming out on top with this one. But Javon Evans, man, I see a title on his, a big title on his waist. Not just a tag team title. None of that. He gave Rusef the OG cutter off the top of the ladder. Oh,
Starting point is 01:37:45 Rousseff, man, he took some hard bumps too. on those ladders. That ladder, that big, long one that they had from the ring to the announced table? Oh, when the Red gave them the West Coast Pop. Yeah. And you could see where they cut the ladder? Yeah. Don't make it so obvious that they do that.
Starting point is 01:38:11 I mean, I thought that Mexican destroyer that Penta did to Jady McDonough on the ladder, I thought that thing was going to break. It just kind of bent. I mean, but he, that was a good spot. And he protected J.D.'s head. They also caught him from falling off the ladder, too. Yeah, you can see that. All right, we're going to do this move.
Starting point is 01:38:38 And trust me, you're going to be all right. Because, yeah, he cradled J.D. McDonough's head to where it. I don't even, if it did hit the ladder, maybe not hard. But he cradled it enough between his legs to where his, his neck and his head was safe. But that still did look like it did some damage on his back. Because when he hit that ladder hard, dude, I was like, damn. And Rousseff isn't as big as he used to be, right? He looks a little thin.
Starting point is 01:39:08 He slimmed down a lot. I'm just glad he took, put boots on. I didn't like him when he was out there with no shoes, no boots. needs to go back to no votes. He came out on that tank at WrestleMania. It was a 31 or two, one of those ones. Yeah. When he flipped J.D. McDonough over his back and he was supposed to land on the ladder,
Starting point is 01:39:33 but he caught the edge and it bounced off and rolled out of the ring. So out of those three that I wanted to win, I would have been okay with them. And Rusef, I mean, like I said, I'm not that big a fan of his, but I would have been all right with it. But that one move, man, when Penta and Rousseff were on the ladder, and then Pence up just kind of leans over and grabs Rousseff and then just pulls him off and he goes face down to the ground. Rousseff was already in the
Starting point is 01:40:06 right spot to just, he just basically just jumped off the ladder. He could have pulled his head away from Pence's hand. And Jadie McDonough, he had plenty of times to where he could have won. But they just, either the other wrestler was just a little too slow, but it was all right. But that spot that they took when J.D. and Javon Evans were on the ladder, climbing up the top, and then Rousseff came in and pushed him over.
Starting point is 01:40:37 Jvon went all the way to the ground. J.D. jumped off that top road and came down. And he had so much time to get the belt. before Jvon Evans came springing off the top robe and grabbed J.D. And, blah, slammed him on the ground. Hella hard. But he's quick, man. Javon Evans, he's, he's a fast dude.
Starting point is 01:40:59 And like I said, there was no way Dragon Lee was going to win. But I'll give it to Dragon Lee, man. He took that 619 with the ladder wrapped around him by Ray Mysterio, even though it didn't even hit him. He kicked the ladder. And then he rolled out of the ring, that lane there dead. and Ray I say
Starting point is 01:41:21 you got nothing to prove is it good to see Ray when he comes of course it is man I'm singing his song when he comes out but I'm like man come on Ray it's time to wrap it up I like they brought back when he shoots out through the floor
Starting point is 01:41:36 yeah Javon Evans man he's you got the leaps I don't know how tall Ray is but he dove over him when he jumped back in the ring jumped over Ray just to to grab the ladder.
Starting point is 01:41:51 Ray is 5, 6. Oh, I'm 5.9. I guess Ray's about as tall as my wife. Ooh. Ray was tangled up into the ladder and Dragon Lee drove off the top. Boots.
Starting point is 01:42:13 Both boots to Ray knocked him off. Oh shit. He just booted J.D. and Dunn in the face. I don't know what it is. I mean, my grandson was loving all this when they were on the ladders. when they crawl up to the top and just their fingertip, they like stop before they can actually even reach the belt and they're reaching up.
Starting point is 01:42:36 I'm like, this looks so stupid. You could have went a little, a few more steps and grab the title. Or when they get to the title and they grab it and they're just pulling on it, not even hard. I don't know how long those little straps can hold. I'm sure if you grab it, it'll just fall off. But when Roos says, came back in their life and he started setting up
Starting point is 01:42:59 all the ladders. That's when Javon Evans came jumping back in. And they started going to work on each other. Rusef, he's a big brute. He picked him up, Jay picked up Javon Evans and
Starting point is 01:43:14 blah. It looked like he was supposed to land on the ladder and lay up there. But Javon hit the edge and then rolled off. And that's when Roussef started climbing the ladder. But then Penta sprung back into action. It did just what I said.
Starting point is 01:43:30 He stopped halfway, reached up like he could reach at nothing. And Penta grabbed Rusef and threw him down. Ray springing back into action. Pence up, super kick. Ray jumps in, super kick. The Rusef falls out of the ring. And now Ray and Penter are staring at each other. Ray's ring guitar.
Starting point is 01:43:52 I thought it was cool. I liked that little Aztec design on. It was 619 in the middle. So those two were going at it. Boom. Penta threw up Ray and he came down, the Bronco style onto Rusef, and he went crashing over that ladder
Starting point is 01:44:13 that was from the ring to the announce table. When the camera zoomed in, you could see where they had the brakes. Because who knows, maybe it would have just bounced off. But Roussef, man, he took that full force too because it looked like the back of his neck.
Starting point is 01:44:28 hit one of the ladder steps. Hey, Rusef was out the rest of this time because then everyone starts bringing back into action. But yeah, like I said, my grandson, he loves the ladder matches.
Starting point is 01:44:46 I tell him, I said, don't, whatever you're seeing on here, don't do it. Because he almost hit his brother with a chair one time when they were playing around. I was like, what are you doing? Ray did a lot. lot of six or nines he gave one to penta kicked him in the face and i thought he was going to win
Starting point is 01:45:07 right here but uh dragon lee jumped into action and started climbing up the ladder because then re again ray stopped halfway little small ass ray reached up and tried to grab it and couldn't do it dragon lee does the same thing i believe he went a little higher but then ray sprung back into action and started hitting them i was just waiting for uh j d mcdonna to spring back in action and do something. Because towards the end, it looked like he was going to do something, but then Penta ended up pulling out,
Starting point is 01:45:39 uh, winning this one. And I was kind of like, uh, didn't he already, didn't he have the belt to begin with? Yeah. Yeah. See? So I was kind of like, really? I think he's the only one that kept a belt on both nights. I was like, man. I was a little disappointed with this one. I mean, it was, it was an awesome match, but
Starting point is 01:45:59 I was hoping somebody else would have won. I don't know what they're trying to do. But yeah, the spots was the Rousse of getting slammed. The Mexican Destroyer on JD when he took that one. I thought that was an awesome bump. They kept showing that one over and over. But yeah, Penta ended up pulling out in the end. They gave that one an A minus.
Starting point is 01:46:29 Yeah. Give it a. Yeah. I can go with that. I mean, they went hard. This next match, I was not excited at all. Sammy Zane, yeah, he's cool. The gingerbread man.
Starting point is 01:46:45 Yeah, for the United States title. And I'm old. Who's Lil Yachty? He's a rapper. I can figure that, but what does he have, like, hit songs? I don't know everyone. He's got a couple of songs. I think are okay.
Starting point is 01:47:03 Most of this stuff I can't get into, but he's okay. Because I was like, who, who is this guy? I'm not into any of the newer emcees. I mean, respect to him,
Starting point is 01:47:18 but I don't know, man, this, I'm old. It ain't the hip hop I grew up with. I didn't, go ahead. No,
Starting point is 01:47:27 go ahead. I was going to say, I didn't mind him being there because he was like a hype man for a trick. I just, didn't want him to get involved I was like crowd turned on Sammy
Starting point is 01:47:41 yeah they did everybody was whooped that trick because they were mad that he took the belt from Carmelo because they felt like WWE took that WrestleMania moment
Starting point is 01:47:53 from Carmelo yeah yeah I don't know who this little Yadi guy is and it looked like he had the script he went out there and did what he was supposed to do but it didn't get the
Starting point is 01:48:07 the pop that he wanted, I guess. I mean, probably more the younger generation knew who he was. I didn't. I even asked my son, who's a little Yaddy? I don't know.
Starting point is 01:48:19 Well, from what I, I try to keep up with some things. From what I, he's not as popping as he was years ago. Oh, so it was kind of weird that he, but I think him and Tricker were like friends in real life
Starting point is 01:48:37 I mean good for him I mean trick Williams he's all right in my eyes he's he's no giovon Evans but he's okay he doesn't he's not as good as Javon in the ring
Starting point is 01:48:55 but he has that star quality to him yeah I mean I could see yeah he can see him being yeah he won I mean Trick Williams won to end up winning this and he's the United States champion. But the United States champion,
Starting point is 01:49:10 it just seems like a little mediocre title. Something they just wanted to make and just, I don't know. I don't get excited for those matches when those guys win. But I don't know. I thought that little Yadi guy was going to kind of get involved. I mean, he kind of did.
Starting point is 01:49:31 He grabbed Sammy by the foot. That was it. I mean, I liked that that's all he did. I wanted him to get in there. I thought he was in getting it. Hit Sammy with a Mexican destroyer or something. Because Sammy ran up. He did shove a little yachty down.
Starting point is 01:49:51 He came up from behind him and pushed him down when he was trying to console Tric Williams. Trick Willie. Is that what they call him? Yeah. And I hope they keep Trick the way he is because he's, he's one. of those he shouldn't be a face or a heel he should be right in between yeah well yeah he did take that bump sammy zane grabbed him and threw him against the wall and he went back first to it so he was up for it he took the bump so good for him but yeah this match i just wasn't
Starting point is 01:50:26 i wasn't excited for me it was another short one yeah i mean i love sammy zane but this when when the whole Sammy Zane, when he was part of the bloodline and he had his spy at the table and all that, I loved all that. That was awesome. I ate it up. But then once that ended and everything and he's just doing his thing, was he supposed to be the heel this match? Yeah. I can't see.
Starting point is 01:50:55 I loved when his music hit, everybody booed until it got to the part in the song where everybody was like, let's go. Yeah. And then they went back to booing. I can't say he's not a heel character. Yeah, when he was doing, remember he was doing that thing a couple years ago, the conspiracy thing. Yeah. I didn't like that. I didn't either.
Starting point is 01:51:22 I'm just like, he's too much of a good guy. He can't be the heel, but I don't know. But I think people just got tired of him being like, oh, you're a number one contender or you're, tag team champ or you're an intercontinental champ. I mean, he does his job in the rank. So, but he didn't carry the match. I thought they both did equally. I mean, Tril Williams, he does what he does.
Starting point is 01:51:52 But I was kind of like, all right, man, he's the champ now. So cool, let him have his moment. How long will he hold it? I don't know. We'll see. Maybe wherever the next flavor of the month will come in. and take it, but hold on to it for a while.
Starting point is 01:52:13 Don't lose it tomorrow night on Raw or whatever. Just hold on to that title. But that knee shot, he gave Sammy Zane when Trick Williams jumped up and booted him the knee to win. I thought that connected. Unless Sammy sold it that good, because he dove up and bah, need Sammy Zane hell hard.
Starting point is 01:52:36 But he won and he was going off. and Sammy Zane just rolled out of the ring. But I was okay. I mean, with him winning. I mean, good for him. Whop that trick. How come they don't play the, the 36 mafia version.
Starting point is 01:52:55 Trying to spend money. Well, yeah, they guess they're weak. They don't want to spend money. But they'll take our money. So, yeah, this is when they, after that, they did the beer drink off with Grunk and McGrittle
Starting point is 01:53:12 and his dumbass sorry, man, fuck the 49ers. I've always hated them. Anyway, B is what CBS Sports gave this one. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:53:26 This next match, I was really excited for it. I was excited for it until it happened. And spent more time getting to the ring. I mean, the the king of the luchadors or whatever he was on his big ass fucking throne
Starting point is 01:53:43 that he came wheeling in on with all those luchadors. They did not spend money on that throne. Uh-uh. It looked like cardboard. Didn't even, couldn't even give him a stairs. He had to jump off and those guys had to catch him. So he came in the ring and then the demon came out, which I was really looking forward to. We haven't seen the demon
Starting point is 01:54:05 and who knows how long. Did everybody, forget how to do the thing with the song? It looked like they did. I didn't. And I had my hands in the air. That's what I was excited for. I got to see the demon
Starting point is 01:54:19 fuck, where was it? One of these live events I went to and I remember I had goosebumps when he came out and went ah! And everyone was supposed to throw their hands in the air during the entrance. I thought that was cool. I love
Starting point is 01:54:35 all the his little artwork all over his chest and his back and his face paint that's amazing a little spike helmet or whatever it was he was wearing with the tasse out all over it streamers got caught in his little spikes
Starting point is 01:54:51 yeah there was too many streamers they were all over the place even got stuck on the camera so because he had it all in his face he had to keep pulling him out of the way and I love once he got to the ring how they they everyone was throwing in all the the streamers um i liked it was years back they were in japan when they did that uh special because i remember it was him
Starting point is 01:55:21 i can't remember who he was wrestling i remember brock leznor was wrestling that night as well but anyway but when fin baller was in there because he he had a big uh following over there because he had his time over there in Japan. And when he won, when Finn Baller won, everybody was throwing in all the streamers. Like the audience all brought their streamers and they were throwing them in. And it was honor of respect
Starting point is 01:55:49 for their wrestlers and everything. So I always thought that was really cool. And they did this. But I don't think they gave the streamers to the audience. I think it was a production crew that threw them in. because then not a shit done came in like when he came in because yeah they were all over him and and dominic was scared he was hiding in the back but i did like when uh when domen when he first
Starting point is 01:56:20 got in the ring and he had his uh luchador mask and he took it off and he threw it at uh michael cole and michael call's like i don't know what was all over that mask it hit me and now my face is all wet and bad news bears he goes yeah it's dumb juice it got all over you
Starting point is 01:56:38 yeah it was cool to see the demon come out and everything and the streamers and the the red smoke those little smoke
Starting point is 01:56:51 things he had he had a ton of shit on him so once he took the helmet off and had to pull off all the streamers and all the streamers
Starting point is 01:56:59 that went into the ring the king the camera guy, good camera work. They didn't see because all the production guys rolled in there and started, you've seen a couple of guys walk away with a big old handful of the streamers, so they had to pull all that out before. They should have said, fuck it,
Starting point is 01:57:15 and just kept wrestling in it, but I don't know. I wonder how long it takes to put, to paint all that on him. Oh, he's probably back there a couple of hours. Like, I know, some they do it with the spray guns
Starting point is 01:57:35 like spray paint type of thing but it is body paint so they probably did that it's probably faster that way it looks like and I was shocked that at the end
Starting point is 01:57:45 I thought sometimes when he would have matches whoever he was wrestling would have like paint smear all over them from wrestling the demon
Starting point is 01:57:55 and it didn't look like Dom had that much on him you know it was maybe Maybe they tried different. But Dom was scared. Well, acting scared. Because remember he was hiding behind the tables? When a demon came in and he was scared to crawl under the ring.
Starting point is 01:58:12 And when did this feud start? I know they kind of went at it during when the Judgment Day was falling apart. I don't remember when all that started. Oh, the buildup to this? Yeah. A couple weeks ago. Maybe a month. I give it.
Starting point is 01:58:30 So they double crossed Edge, because he was the one that started Judgment Day, right? Yeah. So Edge was out. He was the first one. Then Damian Preeze left. Second, right? Then Ria left. Yeah, Mommy left, and then Dom took over.
Starting point is 01:58:49 And then when Ria left, that was when Liv jumped in. Yeah, Liv and Raquel. And then Finn was. there and then J.D. McDonough. And then Carlito for a minute. Oh, yeah, that's right. He came in for a minute. That was more comic relief, if anything. And then Roxanne joined.
Starting point is 01:59:16 So at some point, yeah, I live and Raquel are going to go at it. So we'll see. Raquel will whoop that ass. And that's a tall woman. I'm team Raquel. Raquel Gonzalez. So, but yeah, I mean, this match was okay, a little short, but I was like, come on. This wasn't a street fight to me.
Starting point is 01:59:44 No, not even. It was just a regular, all right, we're going to break out the Kendo sticks and, and at tables. That was it. Again, like I said, I thought they were going to fall into the audience and battle way in the back and get thrown against those perfectly set up tables and the big crates. as scared as Dom was being he should have been just hitting in with whatever he could just to like get away from him
Starting point is 02:00:13 yeah so he should have ran out into the to the audience and the demon go running after him I thought Dom was going to hit the table because he dove out and if he didn't catch himself he probably would have hit the announce table
Starting point is 02:00:28 but he dove out a little too far but he kind of stopped himself from hitting it by holding his hand out because he dove out there. And he pisses me off every time he does a little Eddie Guerrero shuffle. Oh, and it really pisses me off when fucking Liv does it. Your pain, I don't know, respects.
Starting point is 02:00:48 Oh, fuck. That's his dad. I want Raquel to be mad and knock him out. My son asked me, he goes, is Ray Mysterio really his dad? I went, of course he is. He goes, I thought Eddie Guerrero was. I said, I was just a part of the story.
Starting point is 02:01:06 Uncle dad. It's Uncle Eddie. Fuck it. I like Dirty Dumb. I love what he's doing. Was I mad that he joined so fast in the W.W.? Of course I was. And was it because of his dad? Of course it was.
Starting point is 02:01:26 But once he turned on his dad and became this heel, I'm all for Dirty Dumb. Don't. Don't ever be a face. Be a heel. to the end of your career. And the mullet and the mustache. I didn't like the mustache at first. He didn't either, but
Starting point is 02:01:41 it's a part of his character and he says he can't shave it. Where his power comes from? Because he said his wife didn't like it either, but it's part of him. He did time. I was in jail for like two minutes. Was it
Starting point is 02:01:58 WrestleMania when he showed up in the paddy wagon? Yeah, with the police escort. And he was handcuffed. I love that slingbelly move. Finn Baller always busted out really good. I'm surprised his contacts didn't fall out because he had a red one and a blue one.
Starting point is 02:02:24 He got the 6-1-9. I hate when he does that move. That's not your move. That's your dad's move. You notice he does it the opposite way? Yeah. They probably told him. either they told him or maybe
Starting point is 02:02:36 his dad did. Don't do it the way I do it. Do it the other way. I think he says he does it the opposite way because it's the right way. I wanted a little more in this street fight. I mean, what we got was good, but I wanted more and more of it.
Starting point is 02:02:56 Yeah, this wasn't a street fight in that Jacob fought to Drew McIntyre's unsanctioned fight wasn't an unsanctioned fight. Yeah, I wasn't I was like, eh, all right.
Starting point is 02:03:09 But I did like the ending of it when he put, Finn Baller, the demon put Dominic on the, on the slim gym table. Oh, yeah. Jumped off,
Starting point is 02:03:22 gave him the coup de grahn. Both crashed at the table that he jumped up and pinned him. But Dom does what he does, man. He does the high flying. He knows what he knows. He knows his role.
Starting point is 02:03:37 in this as the heel it should have been for his triple a title something no no not with this triple a title is for for mexico uh wrestlers not not up here did they only give him that because uh wwee's a part of it now of course they did but i don't know When's that next thing? Because I mean, they were showing them all, and then they just kind of stopped. I think they show them regularly. Because they were all on YouTube at first.
Starting point is 02:04:18 I think they're still on YouTube. Okay. I'll have to do some of those ones. I just don't know when they are. That's where, what's his name's at? Omas. He's down there Reckin House in Mexico? Yeah.
Starting point is 02:04:33 Because I remember that first one they did when he came out, I was kind of shocked. It was good to see him. I don't hate him, but I like how he just comes in a Rex house on everybody. But this match, other than it being really short, I thought they both did good. I mean, they proved the point.
Starting point is 02:04:52 They both went through tables. Dirty Dom set up table on the corner and threw the demon into it. And then, of course, him getting the coup de grace. But when he, when Dom hit the demon and he fell up onto the ropes and he stuck that chair over his head, then gave him 6-19. I thought that was going to do a little more damage to him, but it didn't. His splashes are always good.
Starting point is 02:05:22 I like when he does that. But after, uh, dirty Dom won't, no, uh, didn't, uh, I'm watching it, but I don't remember, did Liv Morgan and all of them come out? No. Okay. For some reason, I thought they came out to try to help. She's in the back. But yeah, once Finn Baller dove off or came off the top with the coup de grace, I thought that was really cool to put him through the table.
Starting point is 02:05:53 So Dirty Dom. His woman won, but not him. He got his ass beat. Because Finn Baller's fast, man. As soon as he climbed up there, the crowd leaped to their feet. because they didn't want to miss it and he came off hit him good right in the chest
Starting point is 02:06:10 and broke Slim Jim Day 1, 2, 3, that was it. The CBS Sports, they gave it a B. I'd have probably been like maybe A minus B plus. This was a match that I was looking forward to, maybe more for the demon.
Starting point is 02:06:31 But the next match, Jade Cargill the WVE Women's Champion what the hell was she wearing it? It looked like a big
Starting point is 02:06:45 wig she came out on and how much does all this cost that they just wear once and then I don't know put it in a case and put it in the view
Starting point is 02:06:59 probably cheap because they're making it themselves in the back Yeah. I knew she was going to lose. She took on mommy. She, I'm not going to lie. She carried this match. Because Ria didn't do not a damn thing. I don't know. Some people are saying that Jay just needs to shine more, but yeah, this wasn't the mommy that we usually see. She looked like she held back a lot.
Starting point is 02:07:36 I don't think she was holding back. I just think she was off. I don't know. She just wouldn't. I didn't like her ring gear. I liked her when she comes out in all black. Everything about WrestleMania was kind of basic. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:07:53 I mean, they had some good spots in here. I mean, Rhea takes those hard bumps. But it was just, yeah, it was another short one. It wasn't. I was happy that Rio won. I was glad, like, good. And the guy's eyebrows were bugging me. But I don't know.
Starting point is 02:08:12 It just wasn't exciting. She didn't do shit and she had to win because Eio came out to help her. Yeah. I wanted Eo to come out and turn on her. Well, fucking, what's her name? BFab and Meachin. It still doesn't make any sense. why they're with her.
Starting point is 02:08:36 They were beefing with her for like months. And all of a sudden, we got, we got to talking and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
Starting point is 02:08:44 now we're all together. Yeah, I mean, I love mommy and all. Writing this stuff. She just kept getting beat up and smiling and laughing. That was, that was what she did the whole time.
Starting point is 02:09:02 And that riptide she did at the end was pretty sloppy. Yeah, because she, could barely get her out. Yeah, it's like she started to get her up, but then like, I don't know, she was tired or just couldn't get a good grip. I think it's all the muscle mass she's lost.
Starting point is 02:09:18 She's not as big as she used to be. She came out recently. It said she has an eating disorder. Uh-oh. That's why she's lost so much weight. Well, you're a champ now. You've got to do something. Because if you notice, she wasn't doing like power move. She was doing
Starting point is 02:09:38 like kicks and her coronas and it it seemed like she couldn't I mean because I mean I follow her on everything and she's always in the gym and usually some of those pictures and videos she posts she looked
Starting point is 02:09:57 like she's in shape and she's a cut woman but yeah man it's just I don't know I mean I hope she can get over that I don't know what she's going through in life. Maybe she has a, I don't think she has like an appearance deal.
Starting point is 02:10:18 I mean, she's always showing all her skin and everything. But I don't know. I mean, everyone has, has their, has their issues in their life. But Adam, I love, uh, me and yam, meeching, whatever you want to call her. But what are you guys doing with her? safety with BFab but I don't know but once the Eoskeyes music hit
Starting point is 02:10:44 I was like all right come in and and take care of these two yeah do flips and stuff in your top that you have to keep holding up yeah I was like I was saying that did they fall out I mean because everything she did I was like did you not know you're supposed to run out because
Starting point is 02:10:59 you're in like what do you call it a tube top or whatever it is yeah when she did those those flips before she started springing into action. She kept stopping and pulling her top up. She should have had some straps on there or something.
Starting point is 02:11:16 But, yeah, she climbed up and did that flip. First thing she did was grab her chest or her top and pull it up. Yeah, that was a distraction. And Ria tried to give her the riptide and just couldn't get her up. because then Jade sprung back into action and started doing shit and that move that
Starting point is 02:11:43 that she tried to do like Ria tried to slide under her legs under Jade's leg that looked a little sloppy but it slid her under slid under enough to her to try to get the riptide
Starting point is 02:11:56 and she barely got her up and then just boom yeah I don't know I just felt like Jade carried it and she was a little bit more smoother with her moves. She broke out, what do you call it, the cross face? Yeah. That looked pretty slick when she put Ria in the cross face.
Starting point is 02:12:18 Well, I hope she's, I don't want to say get help, but, again, everyone's got their issues. I don't know what she's going through in her life, but, yeah, you're in the spotlight. I mean, just do what you need to do. get yourself well get back to the mommy that we that we love and stick with the black ring ring attire
Starting point is 02:12:46 I don't like this this white thing she was wearing it just didn't look good I guess it was supposed to be like the whole outfit was supposed to be like a straight jacket okay it didn't look like one but alright because Jade made her crazy and this is
Starting point is 02:13:03 her breaking loose I was like She didn't go crazy Or break loose in this match No They gave it a B Yeah I've been alright with it
Starting point is 02:13:15 Yeah And then Sina came back out again Tried to hype up the attendance And then the Mizz And uh What's this fool's name? Uh Um
Starting point is 02:13:27 God damn what the hell is his name I can't ever take it his name Yeah he's from the tag team. Yeah, they came out to stop John Cena. I forget his tag team part of the name. I hope he gets better soon.
Starting point is 02:13:43 I think he fucked his neck up. Ouch, yeah. Once they came out and they were talking shit, I thought John Cena and the Miz were going to go at it. Because it was getting that way. And Kit Wilson's dumb ass had to chime in.
Starting point is 02:14:05 But then... I like John Cena. like he's like hi mate hi mike how you doing and uh what's your name who are you but then dad houses music hit and little elevator came up and all the little uh dan houses's were there is one of these guys a cameraman they kept saying cameraman somebody yeah i think these are the guys from the whatchamacall it the thing you went to go see that's what I was thinking it might have been some
Starting point is 02:14:45 of them because Michael Cole called them midgets and he was like they told me they're the ones that told me to call them that yeah it could have been the little micro guys from Vegas um
Starting point is 02:15:00 yeah because they they said the same thing they said it's at their event it's okay to call them Their words, midget. I won't use that word, but I'm just saying what they were saying. They were like, it's okay to say it in here. They have shirts that they sell at that place saying midgett's okay or midget matter or something.
Starting point is 02:15:26 I can't remember exactly what it said. I feel for me, I know some little people that don't like that word and it's a derogatory term. But now they were going for it that night. And even Michael Cole, he said the same thing. He said, no, that's what they're saying. Don't get mad at me. But I liked his little coffin car. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:15:53 It looked like it was just one of those lawnmower cars that they just built a coffin around it. I was just hoping he didn't have another stone cold incident with a four-wheeler. well they probably told him don't go fast did that lady sue the one that got hurt? I don't think so oh she just gave her gave her ring sign tickets well I remember what's his name was over there
Starting point is 02:16:21 super quick the Tony con guy yeah they ran over there yeah I was like oh one of the CEOs is over there yeah they're taking care of this real quick yeah he probably jumped the wall and went right over there but I thought this was cool all little guys
Starting point is 02:16:42 Danhausen guys came in and everyone's cursed and he does this thing his little theme music I love it because that one came on I guess this is his WrestleMania moment
Starting point is 02:16:57 I kind of wanted him to spring into action but they came out and done have you ever see I had to look it up I haven't seen him without his makeup on
Starting point is 02:17:05 yeah he's done reviews. Yeah, I had to look up and see because I always just see him as this. I know some people don't like this gimmick. I like it. This shit is funny. I should have went to StocktonCon. He was there
Starting point is 02:17:21 last year. I should have went. Yeah, he does the conventions a lot. It was right before he came with WWE. So, but I liked how John Senior was just laughing. laughing at it all.
Starting point is 02:17:39 And then Ms. does what he does. He was going off. And Kit Wilson's stupid ass was there, but then they started punching him in the balls. He said, dog pile. And they all
Starting point is 02:17:59 started beating his ass, pushed him out of the ring. And then they turned on Ms. and Ms. started throwing them around. And then Dan, Housen jumped down Bish
Starting point is 02:18:11 gave him the the knuckles to the balls so Mizz went down even my even my son went he goes Is John seen a smaller I said he's not as big
Starting point is 02:18:25 as he used to be he doesn't have to be big anymore Yeah but Dan Housen did that you can't see me in the five knuckle shuffle cursed I like that
Starting point is 02:18:39 he like that he like barely came down and touched Miz to the head and that Ms. rolled out and then all the little Ms. guys, the little Miss guys, the Dan Housin guys
Starting point is 02:18:52 picked up Ms. and carried them out. But Ms. was talking shit. He goes, if I wanted the Wizard of Oz, I would have went down the street. To those guys that don't know that, that Wizard of Oz is showing on the in the sphere. I would like to see that, man.
Starting point is 02:19:06 $100 bucks, though. See a movie that's seen a billion times. I've seen some. Somebody, like, filmed some of it. Yeah. It looks cool with the wind and the fire and the apples falling down. Yeah. Looks cool.
Starting point is 02:19:20 I told my wife about it. She goes, that's cool, but you know how much we got to pay? If all of us go see it, I was like, yeah, that's another $500 trip just to get in there. So she goes, well, if you want to go, you can't. I said, I'm not going to go there without you. I said, we can go and just make it a $200. dollar trip she's like no she said I'll feel
Starting point is 02:19:44 bad if her grandsons can't go so well you're better than me because I won't feel bad I mean don't get me wrong man those two little spoiled brats I get them whatever they want but yeah there's there's times where I can say eh it's all right
Starting point is 02:20:00 nope but that was really cool I loved how Dan Housen was supposed to he threw his smoke down and was supposed to disappear but he didn't do anything he just rolled out of the ring
Starting point is 02:20:14 and crawled under the ring John Cena was standing there laughing but on to the main event the OTC Roman Reigns and Second City Saints Seampunk
Starting point is 02:20:29 I said this before I have my spot of the table I acknowledge the OTC my finger is up in the air I'm pointing up right now but I've been a S.m. Punk fan longer. So,
Starting point is 02:20:44 I was like, because even my wife, she was sitting there, and Eric, my son, he was sitting there watching it with us. And my wife was like, it's kind of hard for me to choose
Starting point is 02:20:56 because she likes Roman Ring. She, she met him when we did one year at Wizard World. And, um, she has, uh, when it's,
Starting point is 02:21:07 the, the first O-T. TC shirt came out. She went, I want that shirt. That's her only wrestling. Well, she has a hot rod. Shout out to Roddy Piper. Rest in peace.
Starting point is 02:21:20 That, when, that's a special thing for our family. Roddy Piper reached out to us when my son was in the hospital, called and talked to him. So he's in our hearts all the time. So she's got that shirt. but this OTC after she met him at Wizard World she was like oh my God I was like god damn calm down
Starting point is 02:21:43 so she wanted that shirt so as soon as she saw it she goes I want that shirt so you're lucky I love you I immediately went on there what size you want and bought her one so she wears that all the time also she has a CM Punk shirt too because of the honor
Starting point is 02:22:01 of my son Kyle CM Punk was his favorite wrestler so again my fingers up for the OTC but yeah I was more CM Punk this match that whole little spiel before the punk came out I thought that was cool playing that a fI song and having the little montage of punk and him sitting on top of the Allegiance Stadium I don't think I could have done that I'm scared of heights
Starting point is 02:22:35 but I assume there's a door that gets to move unless a helicopter dropped them off up there. But I'm sure there's some access doors up there. I like this AFI song. I know a lot of people don't like AFI once they got all soft and crying and emo or whatever you want to call it. I'm more of the hardcore AFI fan. When they first came out in the Bay Area, that was all the AFI I love, seeing them at Gilman and all that. but then they went mainstream and added the makeup to the eyes and all that. But I'm still an A-F-I fan.
Starting point is 02:23:15 Puck Punk came out. I liked his little Larry tribute on his jacket. I thought that was really cool. But overall, what did you think of this match? A match of the night. Yeah, this. This had the build-up. This had the history.
Starting point is 02:23:34 behind it and they came and did their thing in the ring and it was the longest how long was this one 33 minutes and 56 seconds and punk felt every second of it yes he did because he was gassed by the head um roman rains ended up winning and he is the the world heavyweight champ I assume punk is coming to the end of his career. I don't know anytime soon. He said in an interview, it's getting to the end, but it's not anytime soon.
Starting point is 02:24:15 Yeah, that's what I figure. Because even my son was like, how old is he now? Because my son, he's 21 now. And Eric, he likes Sam Punk since his brother,
Starting point is 02:24:26 liked him. Punk is 47. Yeah, so, and Roman Raines is 40 so because he was like man he looks tired I said he is
Starting point is 02:24:38 he's older he's been doing this for years and I give it to both of them I mean they both did their thing we got a little sloppy at times towards the end because they were tired but man they both
Starting point is 02:24:56 they both sprung it in there punk was bleeding I think Roman might have bit his tongue or something. His mouth was a little bloody. His little... He gave him my son, what's up with his teeth? I said, that's his Hollywood teeth. Yeah, those are expensive.
Starting point is 02:25:13 Why are they so bright? I said, I don't know. I told my wife, I said, what if I had teeth like that? She went, no. She goes, I wouldn't let you get teeth like that. And I'm like, goddamn. I do need... It's okay for Roman, though.
Starting point is 02:25:31 Yeah, I do need some dental work, but I'm not going to have white teeth where it's going to blind you. And that little buff wrestler referee was in there calling this one. But yeah, man, they beat the hell out of each other in this. And like you said, the buildup for this match was awesome. So I was all for it. But yeah, towards the end, man, punk was huffing and puffing. But he did it. I mean, they did every move that they did, even they were doing each other's moves.
Starting point is 02:26:08 Yeah, I was just about to say that. I love when it gets deep into the match and then they start doing each other's moves. Yeah. And when Roman did the go to sleep, it made me think of when he did Cody's crossroads. Yeah. And he tried to pin him and he couldn't pin him. And he was like, that move sucks. It doesn't work.
Starting point is 02:26:31 Yeah, they came out strong. But yeah, towards the end When they were getting gassed out When I started doing each other's moves Punk did the Superman punch Uh, Roman did the Go to Sleep and he I liked when
Starting point is 02:26:46 Punk went Grab that Oolafalo from that guy I thought that was his At first but it wasn't Look like it was just another guy He put it on and did the Owa Yeah They really went for it
Starting point is 02:27:01 I mean they both did each others. The crowd was for Roman Reigns. Everybody was there for them because you can hear them. They were really loud
Starting point is 02:27:13 and proud about him. If I was there, of course I would have had my finger up when he came out, but I would have been cheering. And I was cheering. I was cheering more for for CM Punk this match.
Starting point is 02:27:27 And it was a nice moment after Roman had his wife and all his kids there. Yeah. And did you see the video of Seon Punk? His mom was there, ringside. Oh, no, I didn't see that. Yeah. She's a tiny lady.
Starting point is 02:27:46 His real mom? Or the mom that, one of the moms that raised him? His real mom, I think. Okay. I did notice that they kept leaning into each other and calling out their shots.
Starting point is 02:28:03 What they were doing? but they did a good job man they they they went the longest match of the night and the hardest match of the night not to say that those spots during the ladder match wasn't hard but they they both did get in there and beat each other up and shout to that guy looks like um ultimate warrior in the front row oh with the no shirt on yeah and uh i am leonard shout out to him too he was there right in front both nights even at the end of this one he pulled out his Leonard sign with
Starting point is 02:28:39 the arrow pointing down to him. Shout out to him. I met him once. He was a cool guy. He's got the hookup. That's what I asked him. That was the first question. Other than I asked him, are you native? He said, yeah, he told me what tribe he was. I forgot what he said. And then I said, do you have a hook? Do you
Starting point is 02:28:55 have the hookup? And he just kind of nodded, yeah. I went, okay, that's all I need to know. But from what I hear, he's one of those natives that gets that casino money. I'm like, I wish. My wife gets money, but only once a year. Some of these tribes, and they get crazy money every month.
Starting point is 02:29:19 I'm like, I said, I wish. So I told my son, you can find one of those ones, one of those gals. It gets paid every month. But I love when they went out into the crowd to that nice little section where there was nobody sitting. Rowan Punk had to see. Yeah. But all the security was right there. Punk mocking him, put his finger up.
Starting point is 02:29:44 After he threw Robin over the wall. But yeah, I mean, punk, man, he's got nothing to prove. He'll be in the Hall of Fame eventually. But once they got out of the ring is when the really hard bumps started getting. Because when Roman names picked up Punk
Starting point is 02:30:05 and threw him off the table, onto that little thin rubber mat. That's got no give. I mean, if you ever had these mats in gym class and you fall on them, man, no, it's fuck that. It's like, not like falling on the ground, but it still hurts. That's like solid rubber. I'm surprised none of Romans' family was there at ringside. I thought the Rock's mom would be there.
Starting point is 02:30:27 She's always usually there. Like, I kind of figured, like, all the bloodline members and solo and all they. and we're kind of just like not all together ring aside but spread it out yeah I thought that's either because of what punk said about Roman's dad
Starting point is 02:30:49 yeah I did like that when Roman came out when they had all the the whole dynasty pictures on the stage on the screens I thought that was cool shout out to that girl with the big hat with the CM Punk logo on it all the blue hat
Starting point is 02:31:08 Yeah. I would hate to be sitting behind her That big ass hat. I just kept saying that every time I saw her. I was like, that's a big ass hat. She was sitting right next to I Am Leonard. With his Natty shirt on that he wears to all the PLEs that he's been on.
Starting point is 02:31:36 But I have the other dude that was always in the front That one guy with long hair. I haven't seen him in years. Green shirt guy was there. He had his shades on. He's not the guy that punk hit. Is he? I don't think so.
Starting point is 02:31:51 Because everyone was saying that's him. He looks like that guy that punk hit in Sacramento at Raw. I mean, it makes sense why it would be. It looks like I'm not sure if it is. Some people say it is him. Some people say, no, that's not him. He's just some rich mogul guy. But if it's, if it is him, why is the green shirt guy such a mystery?
Starting point is 02:32:20 I don't know. I mean, if he's a dude that punk hit, he wasn't the one that hit the, that slapped punk in the back of the head. Punk just first turned around. First guy he saw, boom, hit him. did that whoever that guy if it's not the green shirt guy whoever that guy did he get paid or something or is that the green shirt guy that said look man
Starting point is 02:32:50 I want front row tickets for life and they agreed to it I don't know or he could be some rich dude because that one WrestleMania whatever he does he came walking down the ramp to go to his seat at I think it was the WrestleMania in L. at the Chargers and Ram Stadium because I saw a video when they showed him walking down the ramp to go to a seat. So I don't know who this guy is. He is a mystery.
Starting point is 02:33:21 I follow him on his social media stuff, but he doesn't talk about what he does. So I don't know. If he's a silent millionaire, good for him. Keep your money. He's always at all these events. but if he's the guy that gets free tickets because of getting punched I mean I take that too
Starting point is 02:33:42 but he's got to be doing something I mean to fly to all the PLEs and get a room and all this so I don't know again I don't know who this dude is but I am Leonard
Starting point is 02:33:56 I know where he gets his money from so I know that much but back to the match. They, they hung in there, and they were beating the hell out of each other. Sevia Sports gave this an A.
Starting point is 02:34:14 I'd have been more A-plus, because it was the match of the night. Yeah, I'd go A-plus, too. On what they were doing to one another. And them just, each other's moves, other than that put a big smile on my face. Even my son was laughing at all that.
Starting point is 02:34:34 But we did notice how punk Punk was huffing and puffing at the end. Because he was really out of gas. When he tried to pick him up for that second GTS and couldn't, he like got to one knee, got him up,
Starting point is 02:34:51 then just collapsed. Yeah, after the match was over while Roman celebrating, you can see punk stumbling all, falling down all over the place outside the ring. He was tired. So I'm hoping that they brought out the cart
Starting point is 02:35:07 because when Rio Ripley they didn't show it there were some videos and pictures she got carted out of there like one of those little golf carts came down and her and Eo jumped on it
Starting point is 02:35:20 and they were hooting her I don't think she was hurt because she was standing up holding up her title and everything I just maybe she just didn't want to walk up that ramp but I'll give it to Brown breaker for running top speed
Starting point is 02:35:33 down that ramp when Roman Rains did the Ua thing and then punk came running up Top speed High knee Connected him It looked like some of those
Starting point is 02:35:46 Knees connected Especially when he did a couple of the go to sleep So it looked like Roman Rains did take it To the jaw In it Roman Rains can sell moves good He was NXT first right Yeah
Starting point is 02:36:04 I think he was some I think he went by something else. Then when the shield came about was yeah when CM Punk brought the shield in was it night of champions or
Starting point is 02:36:20 I brought you in Roman one of those ones yeah I like that I like that response when they all had the turtlenex yeah when CM Punk was I brought you in Roman I brought you into the game and Roman told no you brought the other
Starting point is 02:36:37 two Do you think Mocks would ever come back? Yeah, I win his careers. I would like the Shield. They almost did. But then who got hurt? Was it
Starting point is 02:36:59 Dean Ambrose at the time? Was he the one that got hurt? Because remember Kurt Engel stepped in? Yeah. That was, I was all, Yeah, the Shield. back and then he got hurt and then Kurt Engel showed up.
Starting point is 02:37:16 I was like, in shield gear. Yeah, I said they should have just left it alone until he came back and then then did it. Because I ate the shield up. I was all about them. The hounds of justice. They were badass
Starting point is 02:37:32 all three of them. And I loved it when all three of them had titles. Oh, man. Old Man, Punk. I thought he was going to jump off that top rope at first, but then Roman Raines sprung back in action. He started clocking him and then Punk fell down. But Punk did do it eventually.
Starting point is 02:37:53 Got Punk roaming onto the table and then he dove off. I'm glad the way Punk came down on him onto the table. Because at one time when he did it, he didn't go that far and his, looked like his shins and everything caught. the edge of that table. So this time when he jumped, he made sure he landed sideways, gave him the elbow, and then the crash through the table.
Starting point is 02:38:25 I thought that was cool. When Punk was hanging upside down, I'm like, dude, you can easily get your foot out of there. I had to sell it. The blood's rushing to his head. Well, this is when he started bleeding, because Roman Rains is just that are dropping bombs on his forehead
Starting point is 02:38:45 and some of them are connecting and I'm sure they tell each other it's all right bro I mean go for it we got to sell it because he cocked up and Superman Punch got Roman or punk in the head while he's hanging upside down
Starting point is 02:39:03 he's still laying there a punk does it again come on he's just hanging there by his knees he keeps punching him in the head and I think that's what split him open when he starts bleeding yeah he either did get punched by all that
Starting point is 02:39:25 or because punk holds his wrist up to his his uh his head but this is when the blood was coming out of his mouth so he must uh busted his lip because then he breaks he breaks open
Starting point is 02:39:42 the chair, or not the chairs, the steel stairs. He picks one of those up and slams punk in the head. That little wrestler guy's, ref is, yeah, he got busted open by the steel stairs. Not little buff guys in Roman Rains his face. He cocked back like he was going to bitch-slapp him. So bugs laying there bleeding. and I thought he was going to hit him again he was laying there
Starting point is 02:40:16 against the chairs but Roman walked over and started clearing off the table and punk is out of gas by this time he wasn't moving as fast as he was because even when Roman was picking him up he was barely moving but he picked him up and gave him the shield bomb
Starting point is 02:40:37 onto the table See, he hit it and it didn't bust apart And all the wood flying everywhere That was just because of jelly rolls It was more powerful Than Roman rains When Puck got up and had papers all over his back All the show notes
Starting point is 02:41:03 You cause is all sweaty and sticky And the ref had to pull it off puts he throws him back into the ring and springs action to action and punk is just all bloody face and dosh but it had enough power to pick him up and ah go to sleep
Starting point is 02:41:22 he got it but when punk fell on him you could see how tired he was because he just fell on him laid his arm on top of him and then went for the count but then Roman kicked out and he just laid they're dead and tired.
Starting point is 02:41:44 But yeah, man, they, again, they both did their thing, man. They beat the hell out of each other. And it was the all-star match of the night. And punk did it, man. He hung in there. Will he get this belt back? I hope so. But I think we're almost going to hold on to it for a while.
Starting point is 02:42:05 Maybe not as long as he held on to the last title. but uh... Dick he's gonna part-time it? Uh, has he got more movies coming up? I'm sure he does. Let me see. When Raines,
Starting point is 02:42:26 well, than the street fighter, if that don't make him a huge movie star. How do you say his last name? I know why he. Yeah. Let me see. Actor. Something called action force,
Starting point is 02:42:45 whatever that is. That sounds so generic. Who knows? It's probably the best movie of whatever year that comes out. Street Fighter, that's... Is that coming, like, soon or in the summer? October. October?
Starting point is 02:43:04 Yeah. When is Mortal Kombat? First week of May. Okay. Well, it's next month then. Well, he's got... street fighter and what I say?
Starting point is 02:43:27 Action Force. When we watch it, of course we will. That sounds like you made it up. Let me see if there's anything about it. Action Force, the divide. Don't look like there's any directors yet, but writers Mario E. Torres
Starting point is 02:43:51 and Bobby Vala. And it stars. Roman, Sergeant, Rachel Brooksmith, is Karina, I guess. A Pearson Fod is Trigger.
Starting point is 02:44:10 And Tom Bungeon as Slay. You're not selling me on this movie. Or Shea, I'm sorry. Alster Black. That's Shee. well we gotta see it he plays a character named sergeant
Starting point is 02:44:30 yeah that's that's honest sense um no no release date no nothing just action force the divide
Starting point is 02:44:45 well before we see that we see him in action and uh street fighter but Roman did his thing Both of them did And as far as CM Punk
Starting point is 02:45:00 Has he got any More films coming up Geez he's not even Phil Brooks He's CM Punk in his IMDB Did you ever see the girl on the third floor Yeah
Starting point is 02:45:16 Is that any good It's okay He's pretty good in it Isn't he like some kind of weirdo or something in that way. Yeah. And he was okay in that night patrol movie. The last thing I saw him in was
Starting point is 02:45:34 that, uh, was it the Saska sisters one? The rabid. Oh yeah. And he was a creep in that one. Well, he's got something. He's guarding, guarding stars. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:45:50 A skilled bodyguard is assigned to protect a reclusive movie star from a stalker and must pose as his girlfriend to keep the threat hidden on his family ranch the assignment blurs lines
Starting point is 02:46:05 as proximity complicates the job he's got some people I know in it Jared Padlecky Layton Meester Who is she You've seen stuff she's been in I got to click on her
Starting point is 02:46:22 Andy McDow Hmm That's my boy Yeah She was the I forgot the guy Adam Sandler's son plays Oh
Starting point is 02:46:42 The one he's marrying Yeah The one that was Is it banging her brother? Yeah The guy that wasn't really in the military Yeah He was a dancer
Starting point is 02:46:56 What's his name from heroes Yeah Rocky's son In the later films I'm sure we'll watch this too I don't think he's the main star I was probably Jared Padalecky he's probably the main guy
Starting point is 02:47:15 He's like six build He is dog house Okay Just keep your tattoos Don't cover them up like they did And um What was that show called? Heels or
Starting point is 02:47:30 Oh yeah That was a good show Did it just end? That was it? Got cancels. Oh, okay. Well, that was
Starting point is 02:47:41 WrestleMania, boys and girls, Night 1 and 2. Leonard's holding up his sign. We know who you are. But the OTC is the WWE heavyweight champion.
Starting point is 02:47:53 And like we said, man, they brought the house down with this match. Love or hate either of them. They did what they needed to do. And Punk,
Starting point is 02:48:03 I hope you're, in an ice bath or something and resting right now and not resting with his wife yeah not going wild in Vegas but
Starting point is 02:48:16 backlash is the next one right yeah I think that one's in Florida they're not doing the international one this time no not that one well all righty boys and girls that is it this episode we jammed
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