The Horror Returns - The Wrestling Returns - WWE: Backlash - St. Louis (2025)

Episode Date: May 21, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:06 Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, welcome to another episode of the wrestling returns. Welcome back to another episode of the wrestling returns. I'm your host, Brian. Of course, with me as always, it's my brother, Nez. What's up, man? Hey, everyone. I'm good, man, and we're back. It's been a hell with everything going on in life and all this shit I've been going through.
Starting point is 00:00:34 but yeah man we we're here but yeah i've been uh i've been sick for the past two three weeks ah just random cold or what is it i wouldn't be surprised i ain't take a test but i wouldn't be surprised if i got covid well did it you've had it before haven't you yeah it didn't feel as bad as when i had covid but i never been sick this long yeah it's just getting old our body don't fight everything off as it like it used to damn right about that
Starting point is 00:01:12 but oh before we we dive into tonight's thing on the regular show you guys did stay there's a couple episodes ago stay alive and until dawn
Starting point is 00:01:26 yeah stay alive was funny I liked it I enjoyed it a little goofy I think it was PG-13 I know I got the the unrated edition on DVD, but there wasn't, I couldn't tell you what, what the difference was. I liked it.
Starting point is 00:01:42 It was for what it was, Malcolm in the middle, and I don't even remember who else was in it. Until Dawn, seems like you guys all liked it, right? Yeah, thought it was fun. I loved it. Man, I thought it was awesome. I don't play the game, so I had no idea what the difference were. but in the end the way it wrapped up I took it as it is a part of the game
Starting point is 00:02:09 because they made it seem like there's this this game is going on elsewhere because for those of you that did see it and those are you familiar with the game uh Rami Academy Award winner Rami Mollick his picture was on something on the table for something I can't remember what
Starting point is 00:02:26 they show it really fast and he's in the game so I was like ah so this is happening to them somewhere else him and the cheerleader from heroes
Starting point is 00:02:41 Hayden Paneteer that's happening somewhere else so I was like oh okay that's how it ties it because everybody was complaining it's got nothing to do with the game it's got nothing to do with the game and I was like okay I don't play the game so I just went in there
Starting point is 00:02:55 from what I understand I felt like they did the best job they could to make it close to the game as possible, you know, making it into a movie. I mean, I thought they did good. I thought the practicals were awesome. The kills were cool. I didn't know it was going to be like a Groundhogs Day thing where it was going to,
Starting point is 00:03:17 spoiler if you guys and see it, if it just kept repeating itself because with that first time they all died, I was like, is that it? Is there more? And then I realized that that little hourglass. spun around and it all started over again. I was like, oh, okay. But for what it was, and I enjoyed it, I thought it was a cool movie.
Starting point is 00:03:42 Definitely in my top ten. I just enjoyed it. I took it for what it was. Probably if I played the game like most of people did, I would have been complaining to, but since I didn't play the game. But I did understand what they were doing. I don't know how it did in the box office. are we getting more of it? If we do, I'll watch them.
Starting point is 00:04:03 But from what I hear, it kind of flopped, I guess. So I don't know. But that was my take on that movie, everyone. But, WWE, Backlash. St. Louis. Yes. But real quick, WrestleMania. Yeah, I'm kind of there with you. It was, Dirty Dom was cool.
Starting point is 00:04:30 And you called that one. I picked Penta and you said, Dom. And he won. And I don't know what happened to the WWE universe, man. Everybody flipped on him. And now they're, ah, they were cheered. Loved when he ran back into the ring. I saw a video.
Starting point is 00:04:45 When I first saw it, I thought he was like, he was so hyped. He was like, F it. And then ran back in. The video I seen, one of the cameraman told him to go back into the ring. Because he was like halfway up that ramp. And you see that cameraman, he's telling him, he's pointing at him and then pointing back. So that's why Dom ran back into the ring and just kept it going. I think the guys in the back was like, oh, man, he got over and get back in there and give him what they want.
Starting point is 00:05:18 So, which was cool. I was hooting on and I was cheering. I was shocked. Future world champion. Yeah, according to him, he's the best to ever do it. That's mysterious. I was listening to a lot of his podcast that he's been on lately. He's one Mexican gentleman.
Starting point is 00:05:39 I cannot remember the show. He was there. He was a champ when he was there because he was on that Chris, whatever, Van Fleek or whatever's name. Yeah. He was on that. I started listening to that show. Damn, he had hell of fools on there. But when he was on there, it was before WrestleMania.
Starting point is 00:06:00 also Bailey as well that was why I started listening to her because she was you could tell she was mad that she got pulled from the car because of Becky Hogan Yeah because of the man had to come back
Starting point is 00:06:16 which You win and then you lose the next night Okay That's why they're calling her Becky Hogan Barrying the younger talent I was like man I mean, don't get me wrong, everyone. I mean, I love Becky and everything,
Starting point is 00:06:33 but they didn't need to do that to Bailey. I was pissed. Yeah, I mean, what are they going to set up? Becky and Bailey again? Like the 20th time. We have to see it. I mean, I'll watch it, but I don't know. Man, they let my girl go, too.
Starting point is 00:06:52 Yeah, since we recorded last, not only WrestleMania happened, but a bunch of releases happen. Oh, man. Dakota. Her too. I don't mean,
Starting point is 00:07:08 it's their company. They can do what they want. I mean, but. But there was some that just made no sense. Like, what's her name from NXT? Corrid. For real. She was in the title hunt
Starting point is 00:07:22 the past month or so. I know Gigi, Gigi. Dolan she was in the tag picture one of the meta girls got not lash legend the other one
Starting point is 00:07:42 she got released trying to think who else let me see WWE releases wrestler released my girl Shana Duke Hudson uh
Starting point is 00:08:02 Paul Erling Elling, Ellering, Akim, Renzar, Renzar, those guys. The fake shield, everyone kept calling them that because of their vests. Cedric Alexander,
Starting point is 00:08:21 Sonia Deville. She like comes and goes. But, um, I liked her. And she took that split her face open when she got cut that last time. Blair Davenport Carl Anderson
Starting point is 00:08:38 They bring him go Luke Gallows as well They let them go bring him back Yeah they already seen them They're already doing the bullet club thing in Japan already All right good Elsa Don Giovanni Vinci
Starting point is 00:08:52 Vinci Electra Lopez The queen of another princess The Staten Island Where's she been Carmella she pregnant again again well all right tired of pain you get lost what's what's her name didn't get released they chose not to redo her contract uh shotsy that was weak and i guess she still has like a
Starting point is 00:09:19 month left in her contract so i guess she said they're just going to make her sit at home and she can't do nothing that sucks i know i watch her youtube stuff and all that and She can't say nothing much. But I don't know. We'll see. Braun Stromen again. I heard he's going to retire. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:09:44 My girl again, Shana, Dakota Kai. Oh, man. Katana Chase and Caden Carter. See, I didn't understand that because the women's tag division so weak. and their actual tag team that just never get used. You do that a lot. Cora Jade,
Starting point is 00:10:11 do a little cutie. Gigi Dawn. Eddie Thrope. That made no sense. He was just wrestling for the title a month ago also. Joe Coffey, Mark Coffey and Wolfgang.
Starting point is 00:10:27 Riley Osborne. Oh, no, that is. He was one of the, Chase you One of those guys Jaikara Jackson Yeah one of the meta girls Ora Mensa
Starting point is 00:10:42 I think that's just say his name Some of these guys I'm not familiar a lot with the NXT I watch it but I can never I don't watch it that much to remember everyone Javier Bernal Danny Palmer
Starting point is 00:10:57 And that's all I have on this website And also, since the last time recorded, Sabu, oh, rest of these. Legend passed away, which was crazy. I watched his, supposedly his final match. It's supposed to be his final match during WrestleMania weekend. Yeah, man.
Starting point is 00:11:27 Did they say what happened? No. There's rumors going around saying he was doing substances. And they accused the, what's his name, Joey Janella, the guy who was putting on the event in GCW. There was an accusation that they supplied him. Because apparently he has to, allegedly he has to do stuff before he wrestles. But they just recently came out and said those accusations are wrong. disgusting they would never supply wrestlers with any kind of drugs or anything.
Starting point is 00:12:09 Damn, I hope not. I mean, Sabu was, he was vicious. Yeah, I mean, what he's done for wrestling, awesome matches, never met the man, but, I mean, he's a legend in my book. So, so there's hearts go out to his family. rest and peace. He's up in that ring in the sky with all the other greats. But, oh, backlash.
Starting point is 00:12:41 A lot, a lot happened. It was okay. It wasn't the greatest either. I was kind of mad at some of it, but I'm like, all right. What was the, I'm on CBSports.com, the first match, Jacob Fartu, the Samoan Warwolf defense, his U.S. title, and a Barn Burner Fatal Four, four-way. With L.A. Knight,
Starting point is 00:13:12 McIntyre, and Damon Priest. Oh, man. What'd you think of this one? This was one of the standout matches of the night. It kind of showed you how dominant Jacob can be, but I think it was a good showing for Damian Priest. and Drew McIntyre, which I kind of feel like he's just getting done wrong. He should have held the titles a little bit.
Starting point is 00:13:42 I'm not even considering that WrestleMania thing when he had the title for like five minutes. Yeah. I mean, I like that they brought him back. He still drew McIntyre. He changed his appearance, screw the beard, got a little buffer. and he was a little better on the mic and I thought he was better in the ring because when he was
Starting point is 00:14:05 before I love the 3MB I don't care what anyone says but he was better than that so I'm glad they brought him back as singles and man he's proved himself again and again and again to chase these titles and yeah he had it for a second and then they don't give him another one so I'm like, man, if anything, man, he's just take any title. I don't want, he's not, I wouldn't, I wouldn't, me, I wouldn't want to see him as a tag team. He's a singles wrestler. Yeah. His whole character wouldn't even allow him to even be trusted by anybody.
Starting point is 00:14:48 Yeah. But man, they went hard. They definitely went hard, man. I mean, Jacob Fattu may, he, does he need the new blood, line, no, you don't need solo. Can't wait for that match at some point. Yeah, they plan the seeds because we got a debut in this match
Starting point is 00:15:07 from Jeff Cobb. Anybody that has never seen Jeff Cobb look him up on. We should react to some Jeff Cobb matches. He's a suplex machine. I'm slowly trying to figure out this. We're going to do some stuff and do audio and then I'm going to try to
Starting point is 00:15:26 blend it with video. I'm slowly figuring this stuff out, everyone. It's hard. I mean, the TikTok videos I do and then add another video on top of it, man. It's tough work. I mean, shout out to all you guys that know how to do it and can do it really quick and fast. I have plenty of content. Shout out to my buddy.
Starting point is 00:15:50 I am DJ Thrills. Definitely check him out on Instagram. And I cannot remember. He does a wrestling. um little show on ticot i cannot remember his
Starting point is 00:16:06 i have to remember his thing because he does he does what i want to do watch the video and then he's commentating it through the whole thing so i eventually want to get to that point but um i was all for uh LA night in this
Starting point is 00:16:24 in this first match i mean damien priest love him I hate him but I was LA night and I kind of had a feeling Drew McIntyre wasn't gonna I mean he showed out man he kicked ass in it
Starting point is 00:16:39 and um but I just goes he's not gonna let's it Jacob fought too he's got the belt don't hold on to it for a while I mean this is this
Starting point is 00:16:48 this is his first singles title right yeah WWE yeah so hold on to this thing um but yeah man they went hard man especially that uh when um with the damien came running around the ring and tried to take out uh fatu but he fatu picked him up hella quick and ah simone dropped him right on the barrier
Starting point is 00:17:10 crashing into the the ring uh the bell corner that that one little wall that always just so weak that gives away yeah they need to they need to fix that it's always loose they need to they will they fix the tables man oh yeah we'll get to that later they definitely fix those tables Not like the old school was You just bump it and falls apart Man these ones now man This seems like they It didn't give
Starting point is 00:17:39 It didn't give and when it did They couldn't even move the debris Because it was so heavy Yeah I saw that too But How tall is um Drew McIntyre He's gotta be like
Starting point is 00:17:54 I'd say out six something Close to seven maybe maybe. You look at it. Drew is 6.5. Yeah. Well, if he's that tall, and Jacob Fartu must be tall, too,
Starting point is 00:18:11 because they're exchanging blow. I'm watching this, everyone. Jacob is 6-2. My damn. Ooh, Simone dropped. I love that move. My buddy used to do it to his brothers. I mean, they were die-hard wrestling guys.
Starting point is 00:18:30 They know. like gurus, all of them. I mean, every wrestling promotion, you throw questions at them, they knew it. I'm like, fuck, do you guys work? You go, yeah, but since these phones came out, we can watch more wrestling. And I said, do you guys
Starting point is 00:18:46 need to do a show or something? They're like, oh, no, no. Yeah, man, those guys, man. Yeah, they'd be, ah, arguing. I mean, for real, arguing, and then just start grabbing each other and that's some more would drop at each other.
Starting point is 00:19:01 I was like, do I try to stop them or someone's going to grab me and Simone drop me? I just stand back and let them fight. But they've been like that since we were kids. So, but, oh, man. But yeah, man, this match was good, man. I thought it was probably one of the best ones of the night. But, oh, man. Again, I'm glad that Batu is still holding on to the belt.
Starting point is 00:19:30 Yeah. Because everyone, man. Well, I want LA night to have it back? Of course that would. Possibly, they said Drew got injured in that spot when they jumped off the thing onto the tables. Because if you see the replay, his head overshot the table and smacked the floor.
Starting point is 00:19:55 And then at some period in time during the match, Damien lost the tooth. Oh, did he? Yeah. Oh, I mean, you got to start wearing those mouthpieces, like Shana and, uh, ooh, and, um,
Starting point is 00:20:13 Kurt Angle? No, Japanese guy. Shinske. Oh, Shinske? Yeah. Which I guess people are trying to figure out if he's with WWE or not.
Starting point is 00:20:24 I don't know. Oh, Fatu, man. His, uh, swan tongues, man. He
Starting point is 00:20:36 He doesn't bring his neck around quick enough, man. It always seems like he's about to hit his head. But, ooh, south of heaven. Oh, Claymore. I like that. This part was awesome. Damien Priest gives L.A. Knight, South of Heaven, slams him.
Starting point is 00:20:54 He's on his knees. Drew McIntyre gives Damien Priest to Claymore. He's all stunned and then just falls onto L.A. Knight from him. but then Drew McIntat runs in there and breaks it up really fast. I was like, damn. Oh, man, slow-mo fought too. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:18 Either jump higher or whip your head around faster. But, oh, man. This was, it's scary. I mean, any wrestler that really hurt themselves, like, that put you out for a while, I don't will he ever come back? I don't know. My edge came back. I think biggie's done. I saw that video again of when
Starting point is 00:21:44 who threw him on his head? The guy that used to be with Seamus. Oh, fuck. Cizaro? No. No, no. British guy. He had to wear a mask because he got his nose broke. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 00:22:04 They're there like the brawling brutes. It was Seamus, Pete Dunn. Oh, yeah. Okay. And the other guy. What's Pete Dunn as? He's still around? He let him go.
Starting point is 00:22:17 He's in a tag team now. I guess I seen a picture. I guess he cut his hair off. Butch. Man. Yeah, they were beating the hell out of each other. This one, it started off slow, but once it got going and they were kicking ass in it. Because they were all taking hard bumps and getting beat up.
Starting point is 00:22:40 So, but Jacob Fautu, he ended up pulling it out in the end. But that one slow, man, I know everybody knows who's going to win, but, man, that ref was just a little bit slow. Because L.A. Knight was pinning Fartu, and he was just, like, taking his sweet time, bringing his hand down. but I love how the Damian Priest and Drew McIntyre took it out into the crowd and this well-placed giant box or a table with some plates. Paper plates. What is it with the paper plates? Paper plates and cups.
Starting point is 00:23:23 All right there. I mean, good for people that were right there in front of that big thing, crates or whatever they were climbing on. But yeah, what was this table there? for plates and cups. They got it at least one time. You got to see people eating and then running away,
Starting point is 00:23:41 try to get out the way, at least one time. But then you want to know why are they eating right there? Oh, man. I just love all this properly placed stuff. Like, who runs out there just throw some stuff around
Starting point is 00:23:57 really quick? I don't remember were there cables? No. No rolled up cables? No, not. around there. It was just a table with the two tables with the plates on it. Oh, that's where Damien Priest lost his tooth. Yeah, you see the blood. Yeah. Yeah, he picks up, um, Drew McIntyre for a rock bottom and he throws them off.
Starting point is 00:24:23 I don't see unless it was already loose from earlier. Yeah, he holds his mouth when the camera rolls of you see blood in his mouth. and Drew's laying they're dead and they all came running over to check on all the suits and security guards for some reason
Starting point is 00:24:42 yeah Damien's priest he's got blood I didn't notice I didn't even know that yeah I guess he lost a tooth at some point and that spot is when Drew hit the back of his head on the floor
Starting point is 00:24:58 when we go back to the other angle because I think I think Damien's tooth was probably loose before and then it's like
Starting point is 00:25:14 it doesn't look like he hit anything and then I'm sure just the impact ooh yeah dude yeah Dramacketa they went a little too far but there was
Starting point is 00:25:24 um uh looked like there was some kind of padding with a a rug or something but I mean even still more padding
Starting point is 00:25:34 and less paper plates Yeah, but yeah, you see Because he whips his head Then he immediately puts his hand Behind his head But yeah I think Damien Priest's tooth was already loose And I think slamming
Starting point is 00:25:49 Or I don't know Another angle looks like that part of the table Hit him in the face I mean it could have Could have been that I don't know But I didn't know all that
Starting point is 00:26:02 So yeah they're laying there All beat up and all these guys running around are concerned while all that is going on back in the ring LA night is beating the hell out with the outside of the ring beating the hell out of far too and slams them into the corner and he falls down um I I know these guys are just hella tired I mean this is just strenuous to your body and you you got to work your So I can barely walk down the street without huffing and puffing. But man, these guys, they struggle, especially, I mean, when you're just doing what they're doing.
Starting point is 00:26:48 Is this? Yeah. Or what am I thinking of wrong? No, it was this one when the hydration station comes into play. I think it's during the main event. Five twos laying on the table. Al, eight night, yeah. But then here comes solo.
Starting point is 00:27:06 He jumps in and pulls Fatu off the table. And he's looking up at a L.A. night. And L.A. night's like, what the fuck? They zoomed in on his face. So he jumps down. Solo's in the mix. He's walking over. He's about to do something.
Starting point is 00:27:24 Solos backing up. Can move out of it. And then blah. Jeff Cobb comes in. This motherfucker is scary. He used to go out with one of my friends. Oh, really? A few years ago, a while ago.
Starting point is 00:27:37 I thought he was native at first. I can't remember where it. I think he's... I think he's... Go on something. Guam. Yeah. I don't know how to say it.
Starting point is 00:27:48 I just know that I think his father's side is from Guam. Yeah, this guy's no joke. Yeah. I'm glad they brought him back. Have you seen some of his moves? Yeah, man. Yeah. You got a good wrestler.
Starting point is 00:28:03 Don't waste him. him. Don't. I just, oh, man, I hate that. You bring in someone that we all know if you're a wrestling fan, you all know that's awesome. Some of you may not think so. But, and then they waste them. Look at Candace
Starting point is 00:28:18 Luray. I'm tired of saying that. He got a decent little pop when he showed up. Yeah. So I respect the real wrestling fans, recognize who he was. I'm glad they let him be Jeff Kyle. I change his name.
Starting point is 00:28:34 solo. He bugs me. I've never liked him. If he would have came in and he was just with his brothers and yeah, and all that, no. He had to come in and try to do his own thing and I don't like it. Yeah, so Damien and Drew McIntyre still dead laying there on the paper cups and everything. L.A. Knight and, ah, oof. Going in for the pin. I think that was it. One, two. Yep, L.A. Knight is. done. So, I mean, I was happy. It was a good match.
Starting point is 00:29:08 I was happy that Part 2 was still a champ. Yeah, Solo and Jeff Cobb jumping in and starting something because Fartu's looking at him like, what the fuck? And Solo was just staring there. That'd be a good match. Cobb and
Starting point is 00:29:23 Fartu. Will we get it? I think Fartu's out of the door. I think that's why they brought in Jeff Cobb. Yeah. Well, out the door of the new bloodline. Now he's to go with Roman. Roman. I don't even know if Roman's doing the bloodline thing.
Starting point is 00:29:46 He should. Bring it back. He's the OTC. Jeff Cobb's a big boy, man. Oh, he was dogging him. Like, bitch. Yeah, they had some matches in the Indies. That were pretty good.
Starting point is 00:30:02 Yeah, look those up, boys and girls. guys haven't seen those all right they're killing me with these commercials they've been doing but i like that they have all the wrestlers doing them that old spice one with uh our truth we'll get to truth later on uh they gave this match an a i'd have gave it an a plus so i thought it was awesome mm-hmm ah this neck match the underdog champion Lyra of Alcariah Karea at taking on the man
Starting point is 00:30:39 Becky Lynch Becky no belts Yeah Becky Hogan What's her name was Two belts for a second She lost it the next night I mean
Starting point is 00:30:52 That must suck for her Like yeah I won And then Not even 24 hours later Sorry sorry bro We're gonna just take this from you So
Starting point is 00:31:04 you think you think Becky's really politic and in the back to put herself over um maybe maybe Seth's in her ear like come on you're better than that you should do that they're not gonna they're not gonna say no to you because of me I don't know if that's what it is but I kind of have a feeling that Seth is in her ear a little more because it seems like she wasn't like this before when she was when she was single. Yeah, and I noticed she got the tour bus now in the back.
Starting point is 00:31:41 Yeah. So, do they bring their daughter on the road with them? Yeah. Okay, well. I think that's why they coincidentally both wrestle on Raw.
Starting point is 00:31:56 Well, they would have to because, while one of them's there, I'm sure they have a nanny or somebody. Yeah. Dealing with it. I don't know how their daughter is. You got to be at least four, almost five, maybe.
Starting point is 00:32:08 It's been a while. But I felt for Lyra, I was just like, I mean, you already got a belt. That's good. But I don't know. I mean, it would have been better if Becky was there. And I'm only saying that because she's in the Bay Area. And I love her more than Becky.
Starting point is 00:32:31 But Becky's not saying she's not good. I'm just like, I wouldn't want them to do that to anyone that was already juiced up and ready for WrestleMania. I mean, no one should have their matches pulled from them unless it's a good obvious reason why they should. But just to bring her back, they could have brought her back on Raw.
Starting point is 00:32:54 And I think everyone would have been all right with it because it didn't seem like people were like, why, why, why? And I was one of them. Yeah, just. Feels like they're setting up Becky and Bailey again. They didn't even put no mystery into it. Becky's like, straight, I was like, it was me.
Starting point is 00:33:18 Yeah. I mean, but this match was okay. I mean, it wasn't the greatest. I think Lyra did her thing in there. Yeah, she's good, but it was just, come on, wrestle someone else, not Becky. Unless Becky came back like, like I said, not just came back, not by getting rid of someone else, just for her to come back.
Starting point is 00:33:44 Maybe she could have came out at the end of that match and cheered for her friend or whatever, and then came back for a match on Raw. Yeah. I really would have had a problem if Becky won the belt here. Oh, man. Now, yeah, I would have been, ah. So I was kind of like, are they going to take it from her? but I mean
Starting point is 00:34:09 she's doing a thing and has Lira deserved it? Yes, she has. She fucking busted her ass to get to where she is. She's not one of those ones. I can say that, my opinion,
Starting point is 00:34:21 Becky, to where they just hand stuff to her. Charlotte is another one. They just hand stuff to her. God, Charlotte. Um, you see her recent Smackdown shit?
Starting point is 00:34:33 No, now what happened? She's doing the whole, like if you keep booming me, I'm not going to be here. more. So you know what the crowd did. Who knows? Maybe they told her to say that.
Starting point is 00:34:46 Hey, you're getting over. You're getting over either way. So I know it's about Becky, man. She kept holding her teeth, man. Wear a mouth guard. Maybe you don't want to. But. I think they said Lyra got her nose brokenness. That's what they were saying.
Starting point is 00:35:06 But I don't. I was watching clips and everything because at the end she's like hold covering her face and I was like it doesn't look like I don't know I maybe it's storyline
Starting point is 00:35:20 broken nose yeah I I've never broken my nose and I don't want to break my nose but oh man but yeah Becky split open her her elbow it was bleeding but
Starting point is 00:35:34 Lyra awesome Jessica, of course, she does a job, but... Oh, we got to react to her wrestling match. Oh. On Evol, on Tooby. Yeah. She's wearing the luchador mask. I liked her wrestling, but...
Starting point is 00:35:58 I don't know. Apparently they didn't, but they kept her around. They needed some female referees, which is good. So, but... I still love when she stunned Sammy Zing. That should have been on Raw or something, but everyone was at that house show, man, right on. But, yeah, Becky, she keeps slamming her face and then checking her teeth, man.
Starting point is 00:36:23 Just be careful out there. But, yeah, I was seriously thinking Becky was going to win this the way she was just throwing her around the ring, pinning her every now and then. But she kept kicking out because even Becky was getting mad. I'm waiting for one of these gals to jump in Jessica's face and then Jessica just putting them down so we know she can do it
Starting point is 00:36:46 or that little buffed hand guy I don't like I think he was trying to be a wrestler and we already got someone short we don't need you. That guy's like five feet tall. Yeah, so they got a um, what was it?
Starting point is 00:37:02 El Grande Americano or whatever's name is. whoever he is yeah whoever that guy is um michael cold man he's got it out for him that and chat gable that's one thing i did not like of one of the low points of russomania they had ray phoenix who just debuted on smackdown like a week or two before the pentas brother yeah and he loses already at russomania well They could have had somebody else. Yeah. Not somebody they're building up.
Starting point is 00:37:43 It's what happened to Ray? I know it happened on Smackdown the night before. He hurt his leg? I think so. He heard something on that Smackdown. Yeah, because I could have one of the LWO guys fill in for him. Because I saw they were basically, well, he was trying to walk there, but they were holding him.
Starting point is 00:38:06 And then he just kind of jumped up and then they hurry and whisked him out of there. But yeah, the way this match was going, it seemed like Becky was going to win. But Larry ended up pulling it out in the end. So that was good. I was happy because I would have been like, oh, really? You're going to just give her the belt again. But, I mean, they went hard. I mean, Lira does her thing.
Starting point is 00:38:35 I mean, Becky does as well, but I'm just kind of like, ah, I'm still bitter about the WrestleMania thing. Was it her fault? I did say she had, she had some say in it, but. Oh, the triple threat?
Starting point is 00:38:50 Yeah. Charlotte shouldn't, it should have never been a triple threat. Charlotte should have never been involved. That's another one. Should have just been Becky and Rhonda. The thing that,
Starting point is 00:39:04 the thing that they were built, up to the whole time. I don't know. They just get their way in there whenever they want. Well, I hope Becky don't go that route. I mean, she's already
Starting point is 00:39:19 getting the Becky Hogan comments. She starts becoming like the 16-time women's champion than doing too much. How many is Charlotte have, 15?
Starting point is 00:39:35 15. Yeah. That's why I thought they were going to give it to her so she can say she's 16 times like her father. Oh, Ira does look like she heard her nose because she's holding it. All right. She's got up Becky on her shoulders.
Starting point is 00:39:54 Becky picks her up. She reverses it. Pins Becky, but she kicks out. Ooh, Becky. Oh, she slapped her in the face right there. Well, didn't look like it was hard enough to break her nose. I think she was just playing it. Because every chance she got, she was holding her nose.
Starting point is 00:40:14 And then Becky, oh, Becky went to kick her in the face, but clearly pulled it. She's holding her nose. Now Becky's dropping the bombs on her. And she's still, she kind of just laying there. She could easily pinned her, but didn't. Lyra's holding her nose. Becky's just kind of hovering over her. She goes to pick her up, gets her, and, um,
Starting point is 00:40:34 What's her little arm submission called? The disarm her? Yeah. She's got her arm up. And Jessica's like, no, no,
Starting point is 00:40:47 oh, this was after the match, after she lost. And then, because the other referees had to come jump in and get her out. Then come the guys
Starting point is 00:40:57 in the sea, Lyra's hold her. Somebody get some help out here. I mean, Jessica should have just booted her, grabbed her or something. But yeah,
Starting point is 00:41:07 Lyra's holding her nose. And what the hell was in her hair? It looked like, throw up. I never threw up in my hair, but I've been around some gals that have. It looked just like that. Ah, man, a good old days. Can't hold your booze.
Starting point is 00:41:24 Don't drink. Did you see an AEW when, what's Taz's son? Hook? Oh. When he got concussed and he threw up in the ring? No. Yeah, it was during the match. He got, I guess, knocked out.
Starting point is 00:41:39 He was, he had a concussion. He was throwing up in the ring. Now, you can make me look this up. And they, instead of somebody throwing up the X, they, like, set up a chair and slammed him on it. And there's, like, a little pile of throw right next to him. Taz, is that you said? No, his son, uh, hook. hooked uh hook throws up let me see this
Starting point is 00:42:16 oof this him boom slammed this one hook throwing up yeah all right I don't see him throwing up he just looked dazed you don't see the pile of throw up on the ground not in this video
Starting point is 00:42:42 it says hook throwing up boom nah well it must have because the refs looking at him and he starts to back up so he must have just all right yeah I see it well he he took a hard one yeah you could get him out of there when they start throwing up man throw in the towel on
Starting point is 00:43:07 all right yep so yeah that match they gave it a B plus I gotta give that to Alcariah she's she's the all-star match. Becky, don't think you're too big. Don't think you're just big as you think you are. It's awesome. Yes, she is.
Starting point is 00:43:32 But are they married, Seth and Becky? Yeah. Just don't let your husband get in your ear that much. I'm about saying, they'll give it to you because I'm according to him, he's gay in the company, but
Starting point is 00:43:49 I don't know. We'll see. and Paul Heyman, I hate you. Oh my gosh. Paul Eamon. I do like that little faction that got going on with Bronbreaker. I don't know, man. He's too dangerous.
Starting point is 00:44:11 But they all are. All those Steiner's. Ah, all right. See the promo where he busted out Steiner, man? Yeah. As you watch Raw, he beat up Jay Usil for some reason. We didn't even hear it. It was like a couple feet.
Starting point is 00:44:29 I don't know who was talking. Oh, they were interviewing that, uh, Kaiser. Yeah. And all you heard was, and then the camera whipped over there, and he's hovered over Jay and Jay's laying there. Like, and it's the same guys that come running over.
Starting point is 00:44:45 I'm always like, don't you guys have a show to produce? That was like, what happened? Did he just hit him in the head with something? Because it was just like one, and then the camera went around, Jay's laying there. I like how everybody was there.
Starting point is 00:45:00 Sammy just happened to be there. What happened? He must have saw it. You were right there. All right. The next match, dirty Dom, Dominant Mysterio.
Starting point is 00:45:13 Best Mysterio in the business. Going up against Penta. I don't really remember much of this match I thought it was an awesome match I just hated the finish Yeah Dirty Dom He said he hates the mustache
Starting point is 00:45:33 He doesn't like hair on his face But He said he was lazy And didn't He figured he'd shave it before the show Someone saw it and said No man keep it And
Starting point is 00:45:46 He went all right So he just he grew it out. Now he's working it into his. It's part of the look now. Yeah, he comes out and looks for a way he brushes it down. It's the power of the mulleted mustache combination.
Starting point is 00:46:02 He looks better now than he did when he first came around because they were showing pictures of him when he first came to the WWE when he was with his dad short hair, no facial hair. They say he just looked like a little boy like how he did when he was little. and
Starting point is 00:46:18 but he was like, yeah, they told me to grow my hair a little long. So he did. And everyone loved, they love the mullet. So he just grew it out as well as the mustache. And it makes them look like Eddie Guerrero, too. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:46:33 This is his dad. Gordon, Eddie. I'm your puppy. Rest in peace, Eddie Guerrero. I like, that whole little stuff, because when Dom was talking on one of these podcasts,
Starting point is 00:46:45 he was still saying that he he's been in the business since he was a little kid and he got to work with Eddie Guerrero he says he can proudly say that and he did everyone if you guys remember that that whole match
Starting point is 00:47:03 man he was trying to push Eddie Guerrero off the ladder he was cute he was out there just shaking it trying to get him down what are you doing get over it give me a hug. They had that social worker
Starting point is 00:47:19 right at the ring with him or a ringside with him and he jumped over the barrier. She didn't stop him. But Dom love him or hate him. It just seems like everyone's turned and now they're all loving him.
Starting point is 00:47:37 He's had, ooh, Panda kicked him in the face. He had training. Of course, his dad, his uncles, and he's, said he trained up in Canada. I can't remember with who and other people. I mean, he trained and trained and trained. And he did say, did I start off Indies or did I NXT? And he was like,
Starting point is 00:47:58 no. And he did credit it was because of his dad. He was he moved up so fast. He was like, yeah, my dad had his hand in it. Of course he did. He was trained by, of course, his dad. J. Lethal. Conan, Lance Storm, and he got more training at the performance center. Yeah. So, that one movie did threw Penta out of the ring,
Starting point is 00:48:27 and then Dom dove between the ropes and that, and caught him and then flipped him really quick. Oh, the DDT move? Yeah. Suicide dive into a DDT. Yep. Greatest. I mean, he can do it.
Starting point is 00:48:45 And we're not saying he can't wrestle. And I think it was a good idea for him. I don't know whose idea was it for him to turn heel, but I think it was good. I think I would want him to stay heel for a few years and then something happened. Maybe he reconciles with his dad. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:49:07 We'll see. I think he's going to go the way of Eddie with the whole lion cheating and stealing, even though he'll be like a good guy. he'll still do the little dirty things to win well he's got to keep that name dirty dumb who gave him that name mommy that probably he was that dom dom and dom and everything who's this macho man guy that's at every ppl or whatever these are called now it's one of these guys that can afford ringside ring size expensive now the what you'll call it on it's
Starting point is 00:49:45 W. TKO. Mm-hmm. They're up on the prices on tickets. Yeah. Everyone was mad. Did she have video of Randy Orton asking somebody? How much they paid for their ticket?
Starting point is 00:49:57 And they were like 50 grand or something like that. And they were way up top. I was like, you must have got robbed then. If you were way up at the top and you paid 50 gram. And those tickets were still going for 200 bucks. Uh, up top. And if you paid 50 grand and you were up top, you got robbed. You were a sucker.
Starting point is 00:50:15 I mean, they were selling tickets up to the day still. And a lot of those fools that bought up all the tickets and were trying to sell them for thousands of dollars, I hope all you guys ate that shit up. Get the fuck out of here with that shit. Yeah, it sounded like he got finessed. Because I went on Stubhub first and looked. And I was like, damn, these are hell of crazy. And then I just went to Ticketmasters and see what they had left.
Starting point is 00:50:44 Same little area. These fools were charging trying to get $1,000 for their tickets up top. And they were still like 100 and something. I'm sure with service charges and all that shit, it would have been over 200. And it's in that same little area. And I said, man, I ain't paying $1,000 when I could pay $200 bucks. Yeah, you were kind of behind the stage. But, I mean, you were still in there.
Starting point is 00:51:05 Because my buddy, he was way up top, he said. But he didn't care. He was in there. I want to know what it's like to sit on the set. like those people were sitting on the they had like the hotel thing and there was like people sitting on the rooftop
Starting point is 00:51:23 how much were those tickets though man unless those were just like people that know someone or famous people I don't know man but you can't really see anything until they walk out from under them
Starting point is 00:51:39 well I guess you can see the screens and everything in there but I don't know man it's fun to go to these things but if she can't afford some of the stuff and i don't get how these people um even the the people that aren't at every single one that i am lured guy i asked him i said do you know someone right and all he did was not so i was like all right well you know someone to get you He wasn't at backlash. I didn't see him there unless he was sitting somewhere else.
Starting point is 00:52:16 But, man, I mean, I don't even know how much these tickets are going for. I mean, they're getting pricey now for house shows. Because I remember when I went to, they came to Reno one time, me and my Kyle and Eric went, and they were only $100. And I thought that was a lot. And we were right there up front. And they had like a blast. They're getting pricey.
Starting point is 00:52:42 I heard they're not even going to be doing as many house shows now. That was what the average person can go to and enjoy a show. Man, we all can't afford these. I would love to, but I've been to a handful of these pay-per-views or P-Ele's or whatever they're called. I've been to a handful of those. A lot of house shows, which were fun. But if they're not going to do that many, I mean, because it seems like every, every interview I see
Starting point is 00:53:14 or listen to when they're talking to wrestlers, they're like, yeah, man, I go home for a couple of days and then the rest of the week, I'm out on the road doing shows
Starting point is 00:53:24 every other night as well as the raw and the smackdowns and all that. Because Dom said, he goes, he missed his very first anniversary of his wife.
Starting point is 00:53:36 He wasn't home. He was on the road. That's a understanding woman. Yeah. I mean, this guy's with Ria. Now he's with Liv. Oh,
Starting point is 00:53:49 I can't remember a podcast today. They asked him who was, who was, whatever was like, hey, I got to know, man, who's dirtier or who's nastier or whatever.
Starting point is 00:54:00 And they beeped it, what he said, or who he said. And they were like, oh, man, I told you she was. So I don't know.
Starting point is 00:54:11 What do you think? was. I want to say Mommy. I don't see Liv being. I don't say Ria because they probably beeped it out because she's married woman. I guess Liv doing a Takashi Mika
Starting point is 00:54:27 movie. What? Yeah, that's why she's been off TV. Okay, because she wasn't she wasn't on Raw. She wasn't here. He's doing, he's a remaking a bad lieutenant. Why? It's called Bad Lieutenant Tokyo.
Starting point is 00:54:51 Oh, is it a remake or is it a part three? I don't know. My girl's in it. That second one wasn't good. First one was slow, but it was... Oh, with Nick Cage? Yeah. Harvey Cottell was no joke.
Starting point is 00:55:11 If you guys have seen that movie, and you remember the scene when he pulled those girls over. The one that was getting spanked? Yeah. That was hardcore. I don't remember the Nick Cage one. I just remember, didn't he get high? I was talking to a turtle or a lizard or something.
Starting point is 00:55:26 I was like, I mean, shout out to Nick Cage, Academy Award winner. But come on. You could say no to some parts. But I am juice for that teaser of Spider-Man Noir or Spider-Nuar. Oh, yeah, that looks good. Oh, man. juiced for that. And I'm glad that he came to do it.
Starting point is 00:55:51 I mean, he wouldn't have said no. I mean, because I wonder if he's gonna come back in this next is it beyond the Spider-Verse? Is that what the third one is? That's coming? I think it's next year, I think, or 27 or something like that. Something stupid.
Starting point is 00:56:08 I know they're making us wait longer for it. It's not going to be because he didn't want to do it. No. He's saying yes to everything. Speaking to him, Lance told me, saw that surfer dude or whatever. I liked it.
Starting point is 00:56:23 He was like, I don't, God, don't waste your money. Whatever, Led said to me, he said he didn't like it. Anyway,
Starting point is 00:56:33 yeah, this match was going good, man. And then, of course, the judgment day has got to get involved. I mean, shout out to J.D.
Starting point is 00:56:41 McDonner and his big head. I still, I cringe, too, when he's in the ring. doing stuff. I'm like, dude, man, you've punctured your lung and broke ribs and everything and he's
Starting point is 00:56:55 still doing it too, man. I mean, good. I mean, obviously he was cleared and he feels like he can still get out there and do it. So, but man, how quick does it take for your lung to heal up if he gets stabbed? Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:57:14 That, when they interviewed him on that, Chris Van, leak or whatever the hell his name is he was like yeah man he said he couldn't get a breath because i just kept going he said at some points he was wasn't sure what was happening oh that was that was a brutal one if you guys haven't seen that video oh man it was it was it was scary i'm glad he's all right though yeah because he didn't even think that's that's what got injured he thought it was his back or his neck heck.
Starting point is 00:57:49 That was nasty. But yeah, while those guys were all, the judgment day got involved and then they all got kicked out, but they were distracting the ref. Penta was climbing up onto the top rope. And then here came El Grande Americana with the headbut. He kind of botched it a little. Yeah, he missed completely. He crawls up to him and swings his head and didn't even touch him. and Penta just falls back on his back.
Starting point is 00:58:22 He's holding his face. Dirty Dom gets up with the splash. He comes down on him. And then that was it. One, two, three. Speaking of that, whatever, I'm sorry, everyone. I cannot remember the podcast that Dirty Dom was on. He did the show, but then I guess they were wrestling fans and they wanted to get in the ring with him.
Starting point is 00:58:47 So he got in there and he was doing, gave him 6-1-9s and everything. He was slavered him. One of the guys was hoping that he would do a splash on him. And dog was, Oh, next time I come, I'll do that. So, and these little fat guys, too, and they were out there in the ring with Dominic.
Starting point is 00:59:10 It was crazy. Look up those videos, and I cannot remember the name of their podcast. But that one move that Penta did, man, when the ref was distracted by the Carlito and JD, and he dove over the ref. And it's flipped and bah. It crashed in it. At least they caught him. Did you see that video?
Starting point is 00:59:36 I don't know who it was. I think they jumped off a ladder or he jumped off something. They're like about five or six guys that were supposed to catch him and nobody caught him. Yeah, I did. oh man that was those guys had one job to do man
Starting point is 00:59:56 I'd have been whooping someone's ass in the back after I felt better because yeah all of them missed I mean they like usually they'll kind of catch you then everybody will fall
Starting point is 01:00:10 he just went blah that happened Tiffy like a month or two ago she did like one of those off the broke to the outside. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:21 And nobody caught her. Wasn't Jay Uso and Logan Paul supposed to go at it? They're going at it in a couple weeks. That'll probably be our next thing. Saturday's main event. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:42 They moved it to that. Because they were hyping it up for a minute. Well, I guess Triple H likes to keep the PLEs to five matches. I heard a rumor they're going to change it because people are complaining. Well, I complain about Raw, man. There's too much talking. I mean, where I was watching this last one, I'm just like, man, fuck. You mean, slamming some rings, some ring action. You got a whole locker room full of people you don't use. And throw them in there for a minute or two. And then then talk.
Starting point is 01:01:22 No, you know, we got to see the same people over and over. Talking every week. I don't know. The match, they gave it a B. I would have it an A. I mean, I would have borderline A plus, because I thought both the Penta
Starting point is 01:01:39 and Dirty Dom were doing it in this ring. I thought they were both awesome. The stupid El Grande, the Americano need to get involved? No. Stupid.
Starting point is 01:01:53 This is the world's greatest luchador. Oh, man. His little steel plate in his mask. If some people are really mad at him, I mean, was it his idea? I don't know. Talk to creative.
Starting point is 01:02:13 Don't get mad at him. Let me see. Michael Cole. He's hardcore. He's always talking shit. All right. Where are we getting up? Pat McAfee and Gunther. Yeah. I'm going to just start it off, man. I hated this match. It was. I mean, yeah, he got, well, Michael
Starting point is 01:02:42 Cole kind of got roughed up and then Pat McAvey jumped in. Was it on Raw? Yeah. Yeah. And then Gunther just, beat the hell and then strangled Pat McAfee. Basically, the storyline was Gunther felt like they were being biased with their commentating, kind of rooting for Jay to beat him. And he started pushing Michael Cole around. And Pat McAfee, that's Michael Cole's boy, came in with the forearm.
Starting point is 01:03:14 And for some reason, thought he could just turn his back and walk away. That's what Gunther put in the sleeper. of holes. I mean, I like Pat McAfee, love him or hate him. He's done the few times he's been in the ring. I thought he did a good job. This was. Oh, this was terrible.
Starting point is 01:03:36 This was like the first time or something. I don't know if he just hasn't been in training or nothing. Because, like, who was it? I think it was Adam Cole. And he had those matches with Adam Cole. Those were good. Yeah. this looked like he started training like a couple days before this match or something
Starting point is 01:03:54 i don't know and these because he used to be a punter they try to make his like finishing move the little punt kick who do you play for the colts yeah he came out in this colts jersey yeah st louis oh pat maccophie i mean that i'm sure i'll give you it to him for a show man standing up the whole time can't do it i felt gunter was soft in this yeah he didn't
Starting point is 01:04:30 he didn't go as hard as he usually does i mean he couldn't this is pat macfee isn't a full-time wrestler so when pat took that jersey off to start the match i was like his chest is about to be eight up it wasn't really i mean it was red but not not had like the the the
Starting point is 01:04:50 blood blisters or bruises and all that. I forgot a bad news Barrett was... I thought he was going to get involved. I know. Ken, is he, did he just not want to wrestle no more or did he get hurt? I don't remember. He's been out for a while.
Starting point is 01:05:08 I think he got hurt and he retired and he just kind of said he was kind of done with it. Then he did the acting thing and then started doing the commentating. But I think, think he said that the right match came along he'd probably get in there one more time we should have jumped in there and helped and beat up gunther but i mean it would have made sense yeah i mean even uh michael cole was trying to do his thing hey let's not forget michael cole's
Starting point is 01:05:43 undefeated at WrestleMania. Yep. And I still go back to his Royal Rumble. He clapped in there. Got thrown out hell fast.
Starting point is 01:05:57 He had the old school wrestling gear. Oh, the little orange one? Yeah. And the head gear. Michael Cole's been doing this for a long time, man. I like seeing those old videos
Starting point is 01:06:09 when he's younger with his goatee. Who's who's someone told him to bring it back and he has i'm too old i do like his commentating now because he sounds like he's having fun because they said he doesn't have since certain people aren't in the backstage anymore he doesn't have them in his ear yeah i mean i get it i mean it's new management but yeah gun through it they didn't they didn't need this match i mean I love Pat McAfee, but there was
Starting point is 01:06:49 no need. Ending didn't even make sense. He got his ass whipped through the whole match, and then Gunther's just going to, like, do a little tip of the hat or a little salute or whatever. Now, all of a sudden, he respects you. I don't know. Maybe he just respected him
Starting point is 01:07:11 because he got in the ring with him, and he knew he could do more damage, and they probably told him, look, man, just don't hurt him as bad as you usually do. He was, he was giving in those chops, man, but it wasn't as hard as he usually does to the regular guys, but he was daring Michael Cole to get in the rain.
Starting point is 01:07:33 This is what I thought Wade was, I'm watching this. I thought Wade because Wade stood up. Like, I thought him, he was going to jump in there. What movie did he do? I know it was a movie that was in the theater, and he was like, of the background guys. Was it one of the wasn't one of the mission of possible movies, was it? Uh, yeah, I gotta look it out. I know it was like
Starting point is 01:07:59 he was doing like action movies. Yeah, he was or was it one of the Jason Statham movies. Did you see that last one? Working Man or whatever? That's garbage. Yeah, I didn't. I didn't care for it. Go back to being a beekeeper. That was hell of good. you guys haven't seen that they're doing the second one
Starting point is 01:08:21 oh I thought this working man was the second one went in their juice no good it was all right but uh the action was born
Starting point is 01:08:31 I couldn't even tell you a good action scene from it I couldn't either that I was hoping for another beekeeper but but yeah this match was just like
Starting point is 01:08:42 Gunther was just walking around the ring not even doing much I mean just I don't know just was it was boring I mean
Starting point is 01:08:54 he earned that check he didn't do much and he knew he was just there to have fun he was just slowly moving around the ring chopping Pat and all this and yeah and then that ending
Starting point is 01:09:10 it just nah I was hoping Michael Cole was going to jump in but nope but yeah this this what they give it they gave it a C plus yeah I wouldn't give it an F
Starting point is 01:09:28 I wouldn't even give it a D minus it was it was more yeah yeah because I respect Pat for getting in there even though he did trip over the rope trying to jump over it yeah he did and he was taking them chops man the slap
Starting point is 01:09:45 to the chest and he was giving him back because I think he was hitting Gunther a little harder than he used to you. I'm sure he told look man give it to me. Yeah. Gontta is a big boy. Yeah, he told him, give it to me. Give it your all. Because yeah, but when
Starting point is 01:10:03 Pat McAfee was throwing in those combos he was like barely swinging. He went in for a super kick and clearly missed, but Gunther sold it good because he, like, spit out all this spit in his mouth after he got hit. He picked up a pad back for your power bottom. Let me turn the volume up because Michael Cole is like, get out of there, hurry out, just pin him, give up.
Starting point is 01:10:41 He was basically telling that. Then Michael Cole took off his headgear, and he ran over to the ring. He was like, Pat, just tap out. And Bad News Barrett is commentated, and he's going off. Michael Cole's crazy. Now he's got, he's on his back. Now, Gunther's dropping elbows to the side of Pat Matthews. Which he was not selling at all.
Starting point is 01:11:08 No, no, he wasn't. He just kept looking up. And everyone's chanting Michael Cole. and Gunther gets up and walks over to Michael Cole and grabs him. This is where Wade should have jumped in. He pulls in Michael Cole into the ring, and he's looking like, no, no, he's telling Gunther's like, come on, let's do this. He's pushing Michael Cole.
Starting point is 01:11:34 Michael, he's like, get the fuck off of me. And Gunther's like, oh, yeah, he grabs him, picks him up. Oh, he was about to power bomb him, but then Pat McAfee came back to life. Like, ah, boot to the phase. He goes down. Michael Cole rolled out of the ring. I wonder if he would have took that slam. I'm sure if they told him, Michael, would have took it.
Starting point is 01:11:59 Pat McAfee goes in for the pin. Nope, he kicks out of it. Michael Cole's still standing on the rink. Wade Barrett is going off. And he's just wearing jeans. He don't even have no kind of ring gear. Pat McAfee, ah, dude, suplexed up into a cover,
Starting point is 01:12:20 and then Gunther kicks out. I just realized that there's a karate kid legend. When's that come out? The advertisement on the... I think the 30th. Okay. Or the 24th, one of those days. Pat McAfee jumps up behind Gunther
Starting point is 01:12:35 with the sleeper holds, clearly gets out of it. Blah, close line, flips McPhee, and he's laying their face down. Shout out to the guy. with the scene of cut out. They kept popping up every now. They,
Starting point is 01:12:50 every time you, when you walk in, I had a sign the last time I went, and they were like, definitely, let me see your sign before you go in there. Obviously, guys change their signs when they get in there, bringing the marker. But, yeah, Pat McAfee's got
Starting point is 01:13:05 sleeperhold. No, Gunther's got Pat and the sleeper hold. He's holding up his arm. How many times does your arm got to go limp? I don't know. Because his arm was dropping like five times. He's out now. He's trying to get back into it.
Starting point is 01:13:24 Gunther's holding him up. He's got his arms up. Gunther's helping him up now. Still got him in the sleep roll. Pat's shaking him. He's giving him elbows. Looks like he's trying to hit him in the balls, but he's hitting him in the leg.
Starting point is 01:13:38 Boom. Gunther's still holding on. Pat's still coming back to life. He's on his feet. Boom, boom. To the gut. to the gut. Oh, Guther falls back.
Starting point is 01:13:46 Still got Pat and the sleeper hold. And I think this is when he gives in because his face is turning purple. Yep, that's it. And the ref calls it. Again, shout out to Pat, man. He did it.
Starting point is 01:14:01 The match wasn't like a minute long. He, uh, I don't like this just ringing out. So bring back Samantha. What? yeah pat maccviz i don't know
Starting point is 01:14:20 what they were thinking why why did they do this it didn't uh yeah because the the next night on raw he challenges the winner of j uso and logan paul so it's like this was like a storyline for a couple
Starting point is 01:14:40 weeks yeah i want to see i'd like see him and logan paul go at it Yeah. I mean, love or hate Logan Paul. And I still think he does his thing in the ring. And that'll be good to see him flying out the top and putting us crashing onto Gunther while he's on the table. Have we seen Gunther and Roman yet? I don't think so.
Starting point is 01:15:07 That'd be a good one. Yeah. Bring him in. We'll see. he's taking a break I think well Pat McAfee at least he walked out even Wade
Starting point is 01:15:22 he's giving him some love hang out oh shut up Michael Cole you would have got beat up all right so what did they say they gave that one
Starting point is 01:15:35 a C plus yeah I'll give the C plus to Pat McAfee for doing it Gunther, he just agreed to do it, and he knew what was going to happen. This one seems short. This whole, is it PLE?
Starting point is 01:15:55 Yeah, premium live event. Yeah, PLE, all right. We got the Viper Randy Orton against the last time is now, John Cena. I only like the ending of this match. Yeah, they didn't. They didn't do much in this one. It seemed like John can't do much. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:16:20 Some I was listening to his one guy is saying skinny John. He is skinnier. Is he as big as he used to be? No. But he's acting now. He can't be all big and buff and do whatever he's doing. And season two, peacemakers coming back. Or the peacemaker?
Starting point is 01:16:41 Peacemaker. Yeah. You see the trailer? Yeah. Yeah. I like they got the Green Lantern and Hot Girl and Was this James Gunn's brother in there? I don't know who he's playing.
Starting point is 01:16:55 He's in everything. If his brother's involved, he's in everything. We'll see what he does with the DCEU. I think the first one we're getting. Are we getting peacemaker first or Superman? Superman. All right. I'm looking forward to it.
Starting point is 01:17:13 I am too. But I was super hype for that last Superman movie, and then I was let down. But we'll see. Everyone's, Zach Snyder, love him or hate him. I like most of his stuff. James Gunn as well,
Starting point is 01:17:31 but he kind of let me down with, I just hope people just gives it a chance. Go and watch it. Yeah, I'm gunning. I mean, I don't know who this gentleman is. It's playing Superman now. Hashtag not my Superman. rest in peace.
Starting point is 01:17:45 I've only seen him in Twisters. That's right. He wasn't that. I didn't even like that. Theo was all over that movie. It was just a remake of the first film. Is that like, is that kind of movie like scary to him?
Starting point is 01:18:04 I don't know. I mean, I don't want to go through that. The little experience I came with a tornado scared the hell out of me. If you guys didn't hear that story, I don't want to tell the whole. thing but when that tornado warning alarm went off and i was in oklahoma i shoot you not everyone i
Starting point is 01:18:21 was fucking scared uh shout out to my boy russell sun eagle and ren was there too and i was like never ever experience anything like that no touchdowns in and the area in tulsa where i was at but just to hear that alarm go off and i was like I've been through earthquakes and I guess I could say flood. It flooded pretty hard in Reno that one year. But that earthquake in 89 in the Bay Area, man, that one's, that was scary. But I know since then, there's that only went 15 seconds and that scared the shit out of me. Some of these last ones that happened in other parts of the world as well here in America, man.
Starting point is 01:19:13 they've been going on for like minutes and I'm like ooh like I don't want to experience that I mean where I'm at now and the sticks there has been earthquakes but I've never felt him here but we've we've had forest fires and it came pretty close hopefully it never comes closer and shout out to everyone that lost their their homes and everything and the fires in my area as well as that one down and Southern California. Oh, scary, but I live by an active volcano, and
Starting point is 01:19:49 I don't ever want that thing to go off. Oh, man. That's what I got to worry about up here. But, oh, man. Mother Earth is mad. She's showing us, even though people don't believe it. So, take care of her. It's the only earth we got. And I want it to blow up.
Starting point is 01:20:10 Speaking of that, I was watching the night gallery. when the sun blew up. I don't want that to happen. If it does, man, I hope we instantly freeze. I don't want to live through anything like that. But anyway, back to the wrestling.
Starting point is 01:20:29 Some people were going off, man. I mean, John Cena keeps it real. He don't need to tan. He don't rub that shit all over him. They're like Randy Orton was hella dark. And John Cena's just, super white but and I still love that he
Starting point is 01:20:47 rocks the jorts took care of that hair though yeah he just needs to spray the back or just shave it off but he got the hair hair plugs now implant oh does he
Starting point is 01:21:02 yeah well I think it's morning for acting I wouldn't need it now man you'll yank them out when you're wrestling but every mean everybody was there for Randy this night um I'm still I'm all about seeing it I love what he's doing and if this is how he's going to go out I still have a feeling though at the end he's going to turn back and be go out as a good guy and everyone's going to love him because when he's gone
Starting point is 01:21:29 he'll probably come back every now and then to hype up the crowd yeah but I like what he's doing here they planted the seeds yeah for the face turn at the end of this match you see his little reaction to the crowd yeah I mean we've seen Orton and Cena go at it before
Starting point is 01:21:54 but this was supposed to be the last time that these two go at it he poked he poked uh Cena poked uh Randy and I and then Randy came back and poked him
Starting point is 01:22:09 in the eye some uh three stooges action and he slammed him out Man, they're fucking. They're killing me with these advertisements. But I get it. WWE's got to make their money. The karate kid and the Wheatley American vodka and the...
Starting point is 01:22:26 What's the one with the lawyer ones? I have no idea. Some of the paid millions of dollars to have their advertisement. What's Hogan's beer called? Trash. I mean... Is it All-American or Real American? real American beer.
Starting point is 01:22:46 Yeah, I'll try it, but probably something that I won't I won't drink. They're probably going to say it just tastes like beer. But I do want to try Stone Colds, IPA. That's what I'm about.
Starting point is 01:23:02 Everyone, I'm a little yuppie. I like IPAs. I don't think he needs to be doing anything after WrestleMania. Uh-uh. Not only did he miss going up the ramp at first. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:23:16 He crashed into the parricade. Was that his fault? Going a little too fast. And I don't know if that lady really did get her because she fell hell of late. But I don't know. I mean, they ran over to her pretty quick. He at least stopped and checked on her to make sure she was all right. Oh, they were, they were treating it serious because, uh, what's that guy, Nick Con?
Starting point is 01:23:42 Uh-huh. He even ran over there. Yeah, he was over there. Like, oh, shit. He was like the first one over there. Oh, man. Probably was like, you okay? You ever wanted to meet some of the wrestlers in the back?
Starting point is 01:23:59 It was probably like, yeah. I always said, you know what? I want WrestleMania tickets for the next 10 years. That's all I want. Nothing else. I could get there. Obviously, she can get there. she's sitting right in the front.
Starting point is 01:24:15 So, yeah, they weren't doing too, anything special in there, just doing what they do, throwing each other back and forth, and then John Cena jumped out of the ring, and he was about to give up. But Randy went and ran after him.
Starting point is 01:24:30 And boom, slam them in the back. How, I hate, I mean, I don't like these ones when they just come walking flat and on the ground. I love when they had the stages and everything, and I know it was probably, cheaper production to do it this way, but I don't like it.
Starting point is 01:24:47 Stop putting roll rumbles in baseball fields. I really hate that. They're not going to stop doing that. Oh, man. That long-ass run they got to do from the dugout. They can't angle the rings. Straight to it.
Starting point is 01:25:03 Yeah. Because it would suck for those seats. If you're like right there at the bend, before the bend, before the curve. I don't know how it's all set up. At least if you're going to do the curve
Starting point is 01:25:19 to the ring, at least have your cameras ready. Yeah. Yeah, John Cena is the last real champion. He's dropping bombs on Randy Orton's. I like when he wears the belt
Starting point is 01:25:36 backwards. Yeah. So you can see it as he walks away. Somebody thought John Cena had a pager. But on his jorts, it's whatever the whatever Levi's or whatever it is. It's a big black thing.
Starting point is 01:25:51 And it does look like a page. Now Randy's up on there dropping bombs on Sena's head. Oh shit, I just realized it. It said 17 times on John Cena's belt. I mean, that is an achievement. John Cena's been in this business
Starting point is 01:26:11 for a long time. And I know people were mad. that he won at WrestleMania and they slapped Cody in the face I'm not mad he won I'm just mad at how it happened yeah because it somebody didn't show up and it made no sense yeah they he I'm gonna say it here the heel turn shouldn't have happened at elimination chamber it should have happened at WrestleMania yeah that's when the rock should have came it even would it would have made sense of why Travis Scott was at WrestleMania instead of an elimination
Starting point is 01:26:47 chamber. I mean, he whatever, that whole situation is whatever, but it would have made even more sense why he was at WrestleMania. I was, well, he did get a crossroad and his glasses thrown into the crowd. Oh, that was weak. That was
Starting point is 01:27:05 weak. He should have gave him a bigger receipt for booting him in the face, Travis Scott. Do you listen to him? I like some of his old stuff. I tried. I'm just an old fart, everyone. I like who I like,
Starting point is 01:27:23 all the legends from the beginning. I was there from the beginning of hip hop. I don't know what's going on today. Not every MC out there. There's a lot of good ones that you don't know, but the majority of the stuff that everyone listens to, especially these kids around here, Oh, man, I can't.
Starting point is 01:27:46 I want to go take my grandsons down to the park and those kids down there listening to, I don't know who. I'm like, what the fuck are you guys listening to? It just sounds like noise. I'm sure my mom's dad said that to the stuff I was listening to what I was throwing out. Oh, man, I can't do it. I mean, not just hip-hop, even the pop music, the, I listen to metal and thrash and all that. even some of these new stuff today I can. The shit that's on the radio.
Starting point is 01:28:15 But a lot of stuff that my son has been getting in me into heavy wise. The bands I've never heard of, man, they sound like the old bands that I grew up listening to. So shout out to all you younger bands that are out there doing it.
Starting point is 01:28:30 But anyway, yeah, there was nothing special going on. They were just going back and forth. Headlocks, slaps, pokes to the eyes, slamming each other. I mean, the basic stuff. Yeah, the basic stuff that we've seen. Get each other and arm locks and headlocks to slow the match down. Yeah, the things we've seen before over and over with these two every time they've gone up.
Starting point is 01:28:55 And I know people don't like it and they don't think it's that much of a good move. But I love those shoulder tackles that John Cena does. When he starts doing that, I love it. I did that to one of my friends. We were at this lake, and we swam out to the little pier that's out, not in the middle of the lake, but so far off the shore. And he was standing at the corner. He was trying to help somebody into it, and I came running up to him and we gave him a shoulder attack.
Starting point is 01:29:30 I think I hurt myself more than him. He gave my shoulder tackle and fell in the water. And I was in the water going, fuck I thought I just located my shoulder here he is shoulder tackles djh nope Sina picks up John ah porth um orton slams him down slicks the hair back everyone's booing him he's just smiling puts the hand up ah I love this move too you can't see me Goes in for the five knuckle shuffle and missed. Randy's selling it.
Starting point is 01:30:15 He jumps up. He goes over, picks him up for the AA. Got Randy, nope, he pushes off, Sina. Boom, clotheslines him to the ground, and Orton starts giving him the clotheslines before he hears those voices. Ah, power slam, which was sloppy. Some of those power slams that Orton's done, like super fast.
Starting point is 01:30:38 Those are the ones I love the most. But this one was a little sloppy. But Sina rolls out of the ring to get into position. And he brings them in for the DDT. Oh, man. Oh, nope. Cina gets out of it. Goes in for the pin.
Starting point is 01:30:56 Randy kicks out. Uh-oh. He's going on for the STF. He can't lock it in. Randy's still trying to. Oh, kind of. he's not barely holding him tired
Starting point is 01:31:09 ordin could clearly clearly pull his head out of it my favorite guy did the DDT was Jake to Snake Roberts I loved it every time he did it
Starting point is 01:31:21 what was this snake called Damian yeah I don't know why I was thinking Jezebel uh pushes the Sina off he falls out of the ring again Andy goes
Starting point is 01:31:34 Randy goes up for for the DDT and vintage Orton slams him. Looks like he hurt his back. I'm sure their backs hurt every single wrestler for what they do. Shit, my back hurts and I don't even wrestle. Speaking of that, man, I think I fucking tweak something in my back, man, because my leg kind of goes numb sometimes.
Starting point is 01:32:03 I really need to get that checked out. I was picking some shit up at work and it just zing shot up my back and I was like fuck but go to a chiropractor yeah I'll do something yep he's ready to strike he goes up ah nope no RKO Sina picks him up goes for the AA oh oh dude Randy turned it into an RKO and push yeah which They completely missed on commentary. Yeah, it was a little sloppy, too.
Starting point is 01:32:43 Slow motion. He gets it. Ah, grabs jaw. Blas jaw. Slammed his face right into his shoulder, and then he goes down. So they're both laying there, huffing and puffing. I don't know who this ref is. Speaking of refs, I was watching the WrestleMania world or whatever.
Starting point is 01:33:07 their little convention what's the rest name Charles Robinson is that a name? Him, the Asian guy and another white dude went out and walked around to see who would
Starting point is 01:33:21 recognize of course everyone knows who Charles is so he was getting stopped and the other guys they were just standing there and nobody would take pictures with that now they're trading off kicks oop headbutt from Orton to Sina, Sina's days, boom, he gives him a headbut that was hell a week.
Starting point is 01:33:43 They're barely just staggering. A drop to the forehead. There's a Sina. Oop, Sina comes back off the rope with one. They're just staggering now, looking all tired. Oh, uppercut by Orton. Oh, drop a bomb from Sina. Orton goes up.
Starting point is 01:34:01 Ah, eh, Dizh! Gets it. Goes in for the pin. One, two, three. Orden kicks out. Oh, man. everyone's hyped but I love seeing
Starting point is 01:34:13 every time he gets hurt he's just sitting there smiling so he goes in nope no no pen now they're just uh hovering around how it's slow
Starting point is 01:34:29 slowly trying to get back up did this match go on a little too long it went on way too long oh man that's why I was like if you're gonna go this long I love it when you take it out into the crowd
Starting point is 01:34:43 take it out there and everyone so everyone can enjoy the final time is now or whatever you're calling it but oh shit shoulder tackle
Starting point is 01:34:56 what happened my internet on my video stopped the fuck killing me one last time All right, here we go.
Starting point is 01:35:20 Whitley, or is it Wheatley or Whitley? American vodka? Yeah, they're going for it. Both laying on the ground. Uh-oh. John Cena's starting to hear the voices. He's slamming his hands on the ground. Ooh, what's that big red mark on Sena's back?
Starting point is 01:35:43 Sina backs it up. Ah! He's getting hyped up. He goes up. Oh, is it a boot Randy guy out of the way? RKO, nope. Ah, he pushes the road. Sina pushes Orton, and he goes crashing into the ref.
Starting point is 01:35:59 And the ref was face down in the corner. He's laying there. Sina picks him up. Ah, A.A. Divers. But doesn't cover, because the ref is still face down in the corner. And John Cena just sitting there smiling. What's he looking at? He's an eyeing somebody.
Starting point is 01:36:19 now he's telling everyone to be quiet uh-oh always when he goes and gets the belt Michael Cole why do you need to do that did we miss the hydration station already when Randy went over and grabbed one and took a drink
Starting point is 01:36:36 and they made that face like yeah he didn't put it back history uh-oh seen as getting back in the ring with the belt this is American flag jorts oh Randy orns up
Starting point is 01:36:57 Arkeo no pen oh the official slowly coming back to life Randy goes in for the pin one two kick out that was three easily not enough
Starting point is 01:37:12 Randy don't even look like he's sweating Jonathan John Cena rolls out of the ring come on ref get back up outside of the ring now Randy's slowly moving back hurts
Starting point is 01:37:35 where's oh Sina's uh oh now they all yelling bullshit Sina's laying there Randy's backing up Oh here comes the tables Oh yeah
Starting point is 01:37:55 He goes over the table What the fuck's all these wires everywhere They cut three monitors Yeah why do you need so many wires. Oh, man. I think it's just there for looks. Yeah, these tables
Starting point is 01:38:12 are super sturdy now. They look way thicker than the other ones. This is the most unluckiest ref. Oh, boom. The ref was talking to Randy and Cina comes, pushes the Orton, ref goes slamming
Starting point is 01:38:28 into the steel stairs. Sina runs Randy into the to the corner pull. Yeah, the refs laying over there dead holding his head. Uh-oh. Sina's walking over the table looking at it. Randy's on the floor, slowly getting up. Ruff is still laying there.
Starting point is 01:38:54 Let's go Sina. Sina Suck chance are going. Uh-oh. Randy's grabbing the jorts. Cina's looking at the crowd. It don't matter. Picks up Orton. Randy's a.
Starting point is 01:39:13 dangling on his shoulders. I think, nope, no AA. Ah, Orden picks up Sina onto the table for the AA. Why go? DZZZ doesn't give. Cina's
Starting point is 01:39:30 back just raked the quarter as he fell off. Did he push it to fall apart? No, I think he was trying to push himself up. Oh. And the side fell down. And this is where Randy, like,
Starting point is 01:39:43 tries to slide it over and it doesn't move. Yeah. He goes over to it. He tried to move. He didn't even move. He just said, F it. Cina's laying there. Wade and Michael Cole jumped out of the way.
Starting point is 01:40:01 Now, from what I understand, this is where you see him tell John something. When he kind of picks him up, he's talking to him. Slams, uh, Sina's head onto the table. Yeah, I guess they were talking about. about what they should do next because the table not breaking wasn't supposed to happen. Ah. The other guys still laying there dead in the corner of the ref. Randy's looking around for something under the table.
Starting point is 01:40:31 Something that should have been there and it's not. He goes over to the other side and then he pulls out of the table. He went to the other side that had a screen and he looked at it and went. Then he had to walk around to the other side. Breaks out the table, setting it up. Ref is still dead. Sena's laying there somewhere. A macho man.
Starting point is 01:41:03 Yeah, he's going off. He goes back over, pick up Sina. Grabbs him, the ref is still laying there holding his head. Dish, oh, tried to slam his head into the barrier. Nope, Sina turns, slams Orton into the barrier, slams him in head first. into the steel stairs. John picks him up for
Starting point is 01:41:28 a, A, A. Randy's dangling. Nope. He goes and picks it. Randy picks him up for a AA and delivers on to the table. John Cedar goes to the table. Oh, this is when
Starting point is 01:41:42 he goes over to the hydration station. Grabbs one of the primes. Oh, they go to replay. No, you kind of see him when they come back. You see them out to where it's horrible. I tried a couple. I mean, I wouldn't buy them again.
Starting point is 01:42:06 Let's stick to Gatorade. I haven't tried his energy drink. I didn't like it. I'm a rock star guy. This episode brought to you by Rockstar Energy Drink, sugar-free. Don't drink them, boys and girls. It's bad as alcohol. this is awesome chance
Starting point is 01:42:29 Randy throws Jontina back into the ring I like his his sleeves his arms tattoos they're like perfect They're not all wild and crazy Ooh boom
Starting point is 01:42:48 He's coiled He's ready to strike Seena's coming to life Ah my back Randy's ready Ah RKO D delivers Sina flips over Oh, it comes another
Starting point is 01:43:04 Raff, he comes running in, one, two, and Sina kicks out. The other guy is still laying on the outskirts By the stairs. John Sina's married, I just realized He's got a wedding ring on. Yeah. They must have those, um,
Starting point is 01:43:27 those rubber ones, those rubber rings, because I know they ain't being out there with real rings. Because I have to wear a rubber one now. because my real one kept grabbing on the stuff at work and I just like the way these rubber ones feels. A friend of mine got it for me at Comic Con. Oh,
Starting point is 01:43:48 seeing it goes with the belt, DZH! Hits the ref. Randy comes around, the RKO gets him down, but no ref to pin. That ref's laying there dead. The other one's still laying there dead on the outside by the stairs. Here comes this fool in the suit again. Nick Aldus.
Starting point is 01:44:05 Yeah. And the entire production team. Yeah, everybody. The dude with the yellow tie. He's the second one when Randy goes nuts right here. The second guy that gets it, to me, sells it the best. The other guys are just kind of like, eh, and just fall. Seena's dead.
Starting point is 01:44:28 Randy's mad. He's yelling at them. Oh. They're setting up something with Randy and Dick Altus. Yeah. Randy's like Ah, come on with another ref He's yelling, he's mad
Starting point is 01:44:42 We knew it was coming Ah, RKO Jesus This guy right here Duzha Oh, not the hurricanes Ah Boom The last guy didn't sell it good at all
Starting point is 01:44:59 The second dude You look dazed And then fell I love how they they all just bounce out of the ring Sina's face down he's dead in the corner Randy's kneeling over him
Starting point is 01:45:15 This just notice what's his name Wasn't out there to get RKO'd Who? Jason Jordan Oh no Kurt Engel's son Yeah where is he at John Cena's laying there The refs are both out
Starting point is 01:45:31 Randy Yorton Just RKO'd everyone that came out Sina's slowly coming to life. Should have curbstomped him right here. That would be perfect. Randy's in the corner. Just ready, ready to go. He's getting hyped up.
Starting point is 01:45:47 Ah, Art Truth! Our chin comes sliding into the ring. I'm happy Art Truth is still. Ah, Archao to Art Truth. I'm glad he's still around. He's a good comic relief. Oh, low blow, John Cena. To Orton.
Starting point is 01:46:05 and Orton falls down. Uh-oh. Sina staggers back over to the belt. No officials, no refs, nobody's around. Cina's got the championship belt. He runs over. Bah! Just barely misses and Randy goes down.
Starting point is 01:46:25 He goes in for a pin. That first ref comes back to life. He comes crawling into the ring. Slowly. Crawl, crawl. One, two. three that is it John Sina is still
Starting point is 01:46:41 the last real champion Randy's still holding his balls oh man that was a good ending though I liked yeah the match the whole match as a whole was you know what it was
Starting point is 01:46:59 but I really enjoyed this ending yeah Randy's oh fuck Sina's all man I thought something was going to happen when this was over because it like, all right, we're out of here.
Starting point is 01:47:14 And then it came back on. Yeah, I thought we were getting Cody. Yeah, I thought someone was going to come out and do something, but nothing happened. I was waiting for seeing punk to come running in or something. But we're getting that elsewhere.
Starting point is 01:47:32 Yeah, this match was kind of boring into the end. And this whole PLE was only two and a half hours and some change. It wasn't because I remember usually when they come on, the sun's up and then when the time it's over the sun's down, the sun was still up.
Starting point is 01:47:55 I was like, man, that's it? I was mad, but it wasn't, well, the last two WrestleMania wasn't what I wanted. There was some good matches. but it was and then this one I was expecting a little bit more
Starting point is 01:48:15 but we didn't we didn't get it but when our truth came running in I don't know why that but later after
Starting point is 01:48:26 because John Sina he wants to be like John Sina when he grows up at the post show thing John Sina was in there and then all of a sudden
Starting point is 01:48:38 and where's he at? Where's he at? Go to the wrestling returns Facebook page. If you guys haven't seen it, I put it on there. Art truth comes out. JC,
Starting point is 01:48:50 JC, man, we'd be just like you. And he just kind of looks at him and he fucking picks up our truth and gives him an AA onto the table. He says, I don't care what they say about you,
Starting point is 01:49:01 about you not being able to wrestle. And he's like, Rob, say one more word. It's going to be. consequences. This was cool right here. John got the mic. I know you can't see me,
Starting point is 01:49:16 but cut the damn music. Start yelling at the crowd. And he starts going off on the mic. Yeah. You don't need their applause. He needs competition. Yeah. Did you ever think this was going to happen?
Starting point is 01:49:35 John Sino, the title run one more time? No, the heel turn. no honestly i always wanted one but i just always thought he was too you know with the with the kids and the make a wish stuff i always thought this there was like way too far into his career to do it
Starting point is 01:49:58 is he still doing that the one of those called make a wish make a wish is he still doing that i think so oh good man I mean, that'd be hardcore of him to keep up with the character That's not doing right now They said he broke a few times
Starting point is 01:50:19 Backstage with people's kids They come up to him I mean, if you're going to break character Don't Especially back backstage They should tell him look Nobody film him Because it gets out
Starting point is 01:50:38 He didn't break character with that kid overseas. No. Well, I hope that kid got something, man, because he became, he was famous. He's talking about toxic relationships and he was like, like, that kid right there. I still like that one video when someone did
Starting point is 01:50:56 the voice of, why the fuck you pointing me out? Oh, man, I fell for that kid. I still want to get that one of his shirts. Which one? I was one of the ones the last time is now.
Starting point is 01:51:12 I have the only John Cena shirt I have is one of those um I don't know hustle hate or whatever it says on there. Did you get the pop? No I did the new one the last one. Yeah the
Starting point is 01:51:30 whatever the last time is now let me see I have The last one I bought was the invisible The clear one. He can't see me. Oh, here it is. Farewell.
Starting point is 01:51:53 Yeah. I'm going to have to now. This looks cool. What's his shirt say? The last time is Now farewell tour. I think I have one, just one of his, he's got a bunch of them.
Starting point is 01:52:17 I know I have that you can't see. one, the clear one. I just got it recently. Then I have another one of these other ones where he's got the green shirt on. That's the shirt I have. Speaking of that, I need to do some laundry. My laundry thing is piling up in here at the studio. My wife's getting mad
Starting point is 01:52:37 at me. I need to wash my clothes. I only wear uniforms all week at work. And then they're just black shirts. So I'm constantly wearing these black shirts because I like they're nice they feel good not my work shirts I hate my work shirts
Starting point is 01:52:52 they don't fit I raise my hand and my guts hanging out I had to go by my own the the tall ones that are long and why is the shirts on are weak this item is not currently available
Starting point is 01:53:09 weak the John Cina one I guess I got to wait for the next one Speaking of Funko Pops, everyone. Have you seen the Motel Hell one? Yeah. Oh, man, I still need to get that one. The Vincent one.
Starting point is 01:53:29 Yeah. With the pighead. They only had on for like two minutes at the end of the movie. I'm surprised they did this one. A lot of some, I don't know, surprise or not, welcome to the horror returns. Some people never seen Moly. tell hell. And I'm like, wait, what?
Starting point is 01:53:53 I don't know. Some of these horror groups in there and they don't never have seen it. I don't know how. I mean, you can't not escape this image of motel. If it's either him with the pig head on or the head's sticking up out of ground. Yeah. I mean, those are the things you can't. The movie's goofy. But how do you not know? And I was so shocked that they, that Funko did this one.
Starting point is 01:54:22 So I'm like, I think most of my collection, Funkos, I got a few Star Wars, mainly my biggest is the horror stuff and Godzilla and a lot of wrestling ones. Looking around my robe. Ah, my Hardy Boys won. I wanted to get, I knew I should have bought two. I went to a, during one of the holiday live shows, It was the show right before TLC when it was last time it was in San Jose.
Starting point is 01:54:55 Theo and I went to Coliseum Arena for W.A. There was nobody there, but we still had a good time. I went over to the little, the merch stands, and I saw the Hardy Boys double pack. And I've never seen it anywhere else. I said, if I don't buy it now, I ain't going to get it at all. I'm glad I did. So my favorite tag team of all times. But all right boys and girls that is oh what did they grade this one
Starting point is 01:55:25 An a minus I just gave it a regular a Give it a B a the ending was probably the best part and Again our truth I'm like I said I'm glad that he's still around They rarely use him in the ring For anything I haven't seen I don't even the last time he's he was at a PLE
Starting point is 01:55:53 much he's come out in Royal Rumbles right Who? Our truth I don't even know if he did the Royal Rumble I think the last one I remember is when he came running in
Starting point is 01:56:10 and brought out pulled out a ladder and then everyone was like, what are you doing? I don't know, man. I think he's just been doing like comedic stuff backstage. Which is good, man. I like the whole thing when he comes out,
Starting point is 01:56:27 what's up? And everyone's screaming around at him. But I'm just glad he's around with all the cuts they've been doing the last few years. Well, I heard he's very well liked backstage. Good. I hope so, man. Because he's as far, I've never seen him in the news and his personal life of doing anything bad.
Starting point is 01:56:50 Like a lot of wrestlers do. Oh, man. I'm surprised they don't send him to Comic Con every year. Yeah, you think. Make him like an ambassador. Yeah. I wonder he's going to be there this year. Because last year,
Starting point is 01:57:09 CM Punk and there was only two. Shit. What was the chick that was teamed up with? um shana uh Zoe Stark yeah Zoe Stark she was there at least she answered my question when I asked her how her head because when she had that ladder match slam the back of her head
Starting point is 01:57:34 she goes I was dazed but I'm good I was like all right I just yelled it out and she answered it so I thought that was cool but her figure never even came out yet because they were advertising her figure she got one
Starting point is 01:57:51 because she got real emotional because it was her first figure which was awesome I was glad I was there to see it and old man punk
Starting point is 01:57:57 was supposed to come out and that hasn't even come out yet well if it is I haven't seen it or I'd have it but speaking of punk I did get his newest
Starting point is 01:58:07 main event uh series 154 this is the old long hair punk that he's got right as soon as he's he came back to WWE, boom, they've just been pumping out his figures again. So, all right.
Starting point is 01:58:25 I got some of his first go-around. I got his AEW ones and whatever the last couple. I think the last few figures I bought have been punked. Well, except for the double pack with Mommy and Dirty Dom before he grew the mustache. When is the next PLE? Is it next month? main events on the 24th. Jay Uso versus Logan Paul.
Starting point is 01:58:58 That's next week. And CM Punk and Sammy Zane versus Seth Rons and Braun Breaker. And I heard a rumor there might be John Cena versus Our Truth. That'd be good. I mean, good for our truth. Hmm.
Starting point is 01:59:17 24th shit, I'll be in no. Well, that morning I'll be in Texas and then I'm going to Arizona. I won't be able to watch it until I get home I'm going to Dallas on the 22nd hopefully go well I go to a graduation on the 23rd and then hopefully that night I can go to Texas Frightmare
Starting point is 01:59:42 I'm only going to go over just Friday because Saturday I got to fly out in the morning to Arizona hmm hmm I don't even know who's going to be at Texas Prime Mirror. I was just maddening go last year. I'll run up here. Yeah, I'd pull it to pull it up. Let me see. Man, you're killing me.
Starting point is 02:00:09 I know there was a cancellation. I think that girl from she's in Abigail and Freaky Friday. What's his name pulled out? Charles Band. that one director guy oh Jack Osborne cancelled
Starting point is 02:00:39 Catherine Newton yeah that's who I was talking about Ty West he pulled out of it so he's not going to be there yeah let's see Damien Leonet
Starting point is 02:00:58 David Howard Thornton Lauren Lavera and Elliot Fulham from Terrifier Bruce Campbell Oh Patricia Arquette's going to be there for her first Her sister's going to be there too Rosanna Yeah
Starting point is 02:01:17 Bruce Abbott Betsy Parker Melissa Barrer Linda Blair Jasmine Savoy Brown from Scream Sybil Danning Richard Chavez
Starting point is 02:01:37 from Predator Poncho Bill Duke Johnny Drama he's gonna be there Kevin Dylan Barbara Crampton Jeffrey Combs
Starting point is 02:01:48 Oh that one kid Elliot Foeman Yeah Kevin Durran Mark Duplas Kane Hodder I'm gonna hold off on Damien Leon
Starting point is 02:02:10 He's gonna be I think We were supposed to do something with him That last time we was all supposed to go. Is he going to be that Sinister Creature Khan in June? Oh, no, it's just some
Starting point is 02:02:33 David Howard Thornton was going to be there. I thought he was going to be. Oh, fuck, Bill Mosley canceled week. Shawnee Smith's going to be there. Again? Her line was hell long. I wanted to meet her, but no. The girl Abigail.
Starting point is 02:02:54 I played Abigail. She's going to be there. Alyssa Sutherland. I met her. She's too fine. A chick from Evil Dead Rise. The Mist. Devin Sawar. He is going to be
Starting point is 02:03:09 Sinister Creature Khan. That's where I'm going to meet him. I want him to sign my fanatic Blu-ray. For those of you in the Sacramento area on June 21st and 22nd at the Scottish Rights Center, David Howard Thorne's going to be there,
Starting point is 02:03:29 Doug Bradley, Doug Jones. Devon Sawa Daniel Harris Little Gage Miko Hughes Jamie Kennedy Uh Camille Keaton
Starting point is 02:03:41 She was a chicken I spit on your grave The original one Sean Roberts He was in some Resident Evil films And Land of the Dead Emily Perkins
Starting point is 02:03:51 She was in the original It As well as Ginger Snaps Brett Wagner He was in the Crazies And he played Leatherface And Texas Shane saw Masker remake.
Starting point is 02:04:02 He did like one scene and then got hurt. And they had to replace him with that one big dude from was he Zengief and Street Fighter. I think he was like that. Something Bernowski. Yeah, that dude. Oh, and this is the guy I want to meet.
Starting point is 02:04:21 Michael Hardgrove. He was in the last Candyman movie. He was the guy that they thought was Candyman. they killed him. Oh, yeah. I think he was... Daniel Harris.
Starting point is 02:04:35 Yeah, I met her a few times. She's cool. But David Howard Thornton, this is the one. I mean, it's a smaller con. So, I mean, it's easier to meet the people you want to meet, and I'm having to sign my tear fire. Two.
Starting point is 02:04:58 That was my favorite one out of the three. Everybody go back into archives and look for our interview we did with him. The best day to go if you want to get some words from these people is on Sunday when everyone's kind of done with the weekend and they're leaving. But the little stars, they're around, they stick around. They'll most likely give you a few words for whatever. Because all my experiences with everyone, that was on Sunday. Because I wish I would have pulled my phone out, but I didn't want to be that that guy.
Starting point is 02:05:33 with Nick Castle. I had a long conversation with him. It was on Sunday. Everybody was leaving. No one was around. So he was like, yeah, man. I didn't even talk about Halloween. I just talked about the last Starfighter because he directed that.
Starting point is 02:05:49 And he was cool. Answered all my questions and everything. But all right, everyone, that's enough of the horror returns. Just get ready for the next episode. But if you are going to be a Texas Frightmare, if I'm there, it's only going to be Friday and I'll try to meet whoever I can. I'm sure Patricia Arckey's line is going to be out the door. Somehow I'll just forget that.
Starting point is 02:06:14 I'll try for Kevin Dillon. I like him to sign my blob DVD or Blu-ray. And I want to meet that Elliot Foamund kid and have him sign my Terifier too. Yeah, he seems like I've seen like videos of him. He seems super cool. yeah, Kane Hodder He's a cool guy But he just seems like
Starting point is 02:06:37 He's about business I met him once and he was really cool though He seems really intense Yeah Shawnee Smith Beautiful young woman But I don't know if she was tired But I don't know
Starting point is 02:06:51 She seemed kind of weird When I met her in Sacramento As Sinister CreatureCon During her panel She was just like Like she was hell of tired I don't know. See that video
Starting point is 02:07:04 Wet Movie 1 put out saying Linda Blair was not nice when he met her or every time he's met her. Maybe she didn't want no camera in her face but she was nice when me and Mike met her. She signed Mike's
Starting point is 02:07:21 Exorcist Blu-ray and she was cool. Take a picture with him. And we where were we? He was Riffaside something. I don't know, some horror convention. And now she was really nice.
Starting point is 02:07:37 She was cool. Gave us hugs and nice to meet us and all that. I don't know. Maybe it's just him. But, well, movie one, he's a good guy. Check him out, everyone. Check out his YouTube page. He's been cool every time I've met him.
Starting point is 02:07:53 But, all right, boys and girls. I don't know how long we've been going, but we're out of here this episode. shoot on over to the horror returns.com for everything else involved with the network, regular show. Episode is coming.
Starting point is 02:08:09 I don't know what you guys are doing, but... The episode might be a little late this week. We ran into some technical difficulties. There is no longer Skype and we are looking for a new thing to record on. Well, this is the Zoom edition
Starting point is 02:08:28 of the Horror Returners. And everything else Brian and I are going to do And we're going to be part of the Zim Nation. So I'm paying for it. So we got to use it. But action returns and stream Feeds is coming. And our other show that we started
Starting point is 02:08:45 that we didn't have a name yet when I can give it to you until the next episode. Speaking of that, Brian, I'll tell you something I want to do for that show. Okay. But all right, everybody. We're out of here. It is late. And we'll try to be back really soon with whatever. So just keep an eye on all our socials and everything.
Starting point is 02:09:06 So but with that, everyone, please be safe out there. Oh, go listen to the latest E- Society and the last Magnus podcast episode that I put out like a week or so ago. But everyone, yeah, we're out of here. So until next time, be safe out there and party on. And be good to each other.

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