The Horror Returns - The Wrestling Returns - WWE: Backlash - St. Louis (2025)
Episode Date: May 21, 2025This episode Brian and Nez rundown the matches for WWE BLACKLASH 2025. Join The Wrestling Returns on Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/614555330016037 Instagram: @the_wrestling_returns X...: @the_w_returns Check out everything Horror Returns at: https://thehorrorreturns.com Join The Horror Returns Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1056143707851246 THR Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thehorrorreturns Join The Action Returns Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/841619946357776 Follow The Action Returns on IG and Twitter: Instagram: @theactionreturns X: @action_returns Join the THR Presents: Stream Fiends Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/3860579827402429 Follow THR Stream Fiends on IG: @thrstreamfiends
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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, welcome to another episode of the wrestling returns.
Welcome back to another episode of the wrestling returns.
I'm your host, Brian.
Of course, with me as always, it's my brother, Nez.
What's up, man?
Hey, everyone.
I'm good, man, and we're back.
It's been a hell with everything going on in life and all this shit I've been going through.
but yeah man we we're here but yeah i've been uh i've been sick for the past two three weeks
ah just random cold or what is it i wouldn't be surprised i ain't take a test but i wouldn't be
surprised if i got covid well did it you've had it before haven't you yeah it didn't feel as bad as
when i had covid but i never been sick this long yeah it's just
getting old
our body don't
fight everything off as it like it used to
damn right about that
but
oh before we
we dive into
tonight's thing
on the regular show
you guys did
stay there's a couple episodes ago
stay alive and until dawn
yeah
stay alive was funny
I liked it I enjoyed it
a little goofy
I think it was PG-13
I know I got the
the unrated edition on DVD, but there wasn't, I couldn't tell you what, what the difference was.
I liked it.
It was for what it was, Malcolm in the middle, and I don't even remember who else was in it.
Until Dawn, seems like you guys all liked it, right?
Yeah, thought it was fun.
I loved it.
Man, I thought it was awesome.
I don't play the game, so I had no idea what the difference were.
but in the end the way it wrapped up
I took it as it is a part of the game
because they made it seem like there's this
this game is going on elsewhere
because for those of you that did see it
and those are you familiar with the game
uh Rami Academy Award winner
Rami Mollick his picture was on
something on the table
for something I can't remember what
they show it really fast
and he's in the game
so I was like
ah so this is happening
to them
somewhere else him and
the cheerleader
from heroes
Hayden Paneteer
that's happening somewhere else
so I was like oh okay that's how it ties it
because everybody was complaining
it's got nothing to do with the game
it's got nothing to do with the game
and I was like okay I don't play the game
so I just went in there
from what I understand I felt like
they did the best
job they could to make it
close to the game as possible, you know, making it into a movie.
I mean, I thought they did good.
I thought the practicals were awesome.
The kills were cool.
I didn't know it was going to be like a Groundhogs Day thing where it was going to,
spoiler if you guys and see it,
if it just kept repeating itself because with that first time they all died,
I was like, is that it?
Is there more?
And then I realized that that little hourglass.
spun around and it all started over again.
I was like, oh, okay.
But for what it was, and I enjoyed it, I thought it was a cool movie.
Definitely in my top ten.
I just enjoyed it.
I took it for what it was.
Probably if I played the game like most of people did, I would have been complaining
to, but since I didn't play the game.
But I did understand what they were doing.
I don't know how it did in the box office.
are we getting more of it? If we do, I'll watch them.
But from what I hear, it kind of flopped, I guess.
So I don't know.
But that was my take on that movie, everyone.
But, WWE, Backlash.
St. Louis.
Yes. But real quick, WrestleMania.
Yeah, I'm kind of there with you.
It was, Dirty Dom was cool.
And you called that one.
I picked Penta and you said, Dom.
And he won.
And I don't know what happened to the WWE universe, man.
Everybody flipped on him.
And now they're, ah, they were cheered.
Loved when he ran back into the ring.
I saw a video.
When I first saw it, I thought he was like, he was so hyped.
He was like, F it.
And then ran back in.
The video I seen, one of the cameraman told him to go back into the ring.
Because he was like halfway up that ramp.
And you see that cameraman, he's telling him, he's pointing at him and then pointing back.
So that's why Dom ran back into the ring and just kept it going.
I think the guys in the back was like, oh, man, he got over and get back in there and give him what they want.
So, which was cool.
I was hooting on and I was cheering.
I was shocked.
Future world champion.
Yeah, according to him, he's the best to ever do it.
That's mysterious.
I was listening to a lot of his podcast that he's been on lately.
He's one Mexican gentleman.
I cannot remember the show.
He was there.
He was a champ when he was there because he was on that Chris, whatever, Van Fleek or whatever's name.
Yeah.
He was on that.
I started listening to that show.
Damn, he had hell of fools on there.
But when he was on there, it was before WrestleMania.
also Bailey as well
that was why I started listening to her
because she was
you could tell she was
mad that she got pulled
from the car because
of Becky Hogan
Yeah because of the man had to come back
which
You win and then you lose the next night
Okay
That's why they're calling her Becky Hogan
Barrying the younger talent
I was like man
I mean, don't get me wrong, everyone.
I mean, I love Becky and everything,
but they didn't need to do that to Bailey.
I was pissed.
Yeah, I mean, what are they going to set up?
Becky and Bailey again?
Like the 20th time.
We have to see it.
I mean, I'll watch it, but I don't know.
Man, they let my girl go, too.
Yeah, since we
recorded last,
not only WrestleMania happened,
but a bunch of releases happen.
Oh, man.
Dakota.
Her too.
I don't mean,
it's their company.
They can do what they want.
I mean, but.
But there was some that just made no sense.
Like, what's her name from NXT?
Corrid.
For real.
She was in the title hunt
the past month or so.
I know Gigi,
Gigi.
Dolan
she was in the tag picture
one of the meta girls
got not lash legend
the other one
she got released
trying to think who else
let me see
WWE releases
wrestler released
my girl Shana
Duke Hudson
uh
Paul
Erling
Elling, Ellering,
Akim,
Renzar, Renzar, those
guys. The fake shield,
everyone kept calling them that because of their vests.
Cedric Alexander,
Sonia Deville.
She like comes and goes.
But, um,
I liked her. And she took that
split her face open
when she got cut that last time.
Blair Davenport
Carl Anderson
They bring him go
Luke Gallows as well
They let them go bring him back
Yeah they already seen them
They're already doing the bullet club thing in Japan already
All right good
Elsa Don Giovanni
Vinci
Vinci
Electra Lopez
The queen of another princess
The Staten Island
Where's she been
Carmella
she pregnant again again well all right tired of pain you get lost what's what's her name didn't get
released they chose not to redo her contract uh shotsy that was weak and i guess she still has like a
month left in her contract so i guess she said they're just going to make her sit at home and she
can't do nothing that sucks i know i watch her youtube stuff and all that and
She can't say nothing much.
But I don't know.
We'll see.
Braun Stromen again.
I heard he's going to retire.
Oh, okay.
My girl again, Shana, Dakota Kai.
Oh, man.
Katana Chase and Caden Carter.
See, I didn't understand that because the women's tag division so weak.
and their actual tag team
that just never get used.
You do that a lot.
Cora Jade,
do a little cutie.
Gigi Dawn.
Eddie Thrope.
That made no sense.
He was just wrestling for the title
a month ago also.
Joe Coffey, Mark Coffey
and Wolfgang.
Riley Osborne.
Oh, no, that is.
He was one of the,
Chase you
One of those guys
Jaikara Jackson
Yeah one of the meta girls
Ora Mensa
I think that's just say his name
Some of these guys
I'm not familiar a lot with the
NXT
I watch it but I can never
I don't watch it that much to remember everyone
Javier Bernal
Danny Palmer
And that's all I have on this
website
And also, since the last time recorded, Sabu,
oh, rest of these.
Legend passed away, which was crazy.
I watched his, supposedly his final match.
It's supposed to be his final match during WrestleMania weekend.
Yeah, man.
Did they say what happened?
No.
There's rumors going around saying he was doing substances.
And they accused the, what's his name, Joey Janella, the guy who was putting on the event in GCW.
There was an accusation that they supplied him.
Because apparently he has to, allegedly he has to do stuff before he wrestles.
But they just recently came out and said those accusations are wrong.
disgusting they would never supply wrestlers with any kind of drugs or anything.
Damn, I hope not.
I mean, Sabu was, he was vicious.
Yeah, I mean, what he's done for wrestling, awesome matches, never met the man,
but, I mean, he's a legend in my book.
So, so there's hearts go out to his family.
rest and peace.
He's up in that ring in the sky with all the other greats.
But, oh, backlash.
A lot, a lot happened.
It was okay.
It wasn't the greatest either.
I was kind of mad at some of it, but I'm like, all right.
What was the, I'm on CBSports.com, the first match, Jacob Fartu,
the Samoan Warwolf defense, his U.S. title,
and a Barn Burner Fatal Four, four-way.
With L.A. Knight,
McIntyre, and Damon Priest.
Oh, man. What'd you think of this one?
This was one of the standout matches of the night.
It kind of showed you how dominant Jacob can be,
but I think it was a good showing for Damian Priest.
and Drew McIntyre,
which I kind of feel like he's just getting done wrong.
He should have held the titles a little bit.
I'm not even considering that WrestleMania thing
when he had the title for like five minutes.
Yeah.
I mean, I like that they brought him back.
He still drew McIntyre.
He changed his appearance,
screw the beard, got a little buffer.
and he was a little better on the mic and I thought he was better in the ring because when he was
before I love the 3MB I don't care what anyone says but he was better than that so I'm glad
they brought him back as singles and man he's proved himself again and again and again
to chase these titles and yeah he had it for a second and then they don't give him another one so
I'm like, man, if anything, man, he's just take any title.
I don't want, he's not, I wouldn't, I wouldn't, me, I wouldn't want to see him as a tag team.
He's a singles wrestler.
Yeah.
His whole character wouldn't even allow him to even be trusted by anybody.
Yeah.
But man, they went hard.
They definitely went hard, man.
I mean, Jacob Fattu may, he, does he need the new blood,
line, no, you don't need solo.
Can't wait for that match at some point.
Yeah, they plan the seeds
because we got a debut in this match
from Jeff Cobb.
Anybody that has never seen Jeff Cobb
look him up on. We should react
to some Jeff Cobb matches.
He's a suplex machine.
I'm slowly trying to figure out this.
We're going to do some stuff and
do audio and then I'm going to try to
blend it with video.
I'm slowly figuring this stuff out, everyone.
It's hard.
I mean, the TikTok videos I do and then add another video on top of it, man.
It's tough work.
I mean, shout out to all you guys that know how to do it and can do it really quick and fast.
I have plenty of content.
Shout out to my buddy.
I am DJ Thrills.
Definitely check him out on Instagram.
And I cannot remember.
He does a wrestling.
um
little show on ticot
i cannot
remember his
i have to remember his thing because he does
he does what i want to do
watch the video and then he's
commentating it through the whole thing so
i eventually want to get to that point
but um
i was all for uh
LA night in this
in this first match i mean
damien priest love him I hate him
but I was
LA night
and I kind of had a feeling
Drew McIntyre wasn't gonna
I mean he showed out man
he kicked ass in it
and um
but I just goes
he's not gonna let's it
Jacob fought too
he's got the belt don't
hold on to it for a while
I mean
this is this
this is his first singles title right
yeah WWE
yeah so hold on to this thing
um
but yeah man
they went hard
man especially that uh when um with the damien came running around the ring and tried to take out
uh fatu but he fatu picked him up hella quick and ah simone dropped him right on the barrier
crashing into the the ring uh the bell corner that that one little wall that always just
so weak that gives away yeah they need to they need to fix that it's always loose they need to
they will they fix the tables man oh yeah we'll get to that later they definitely fix those tables
Not like the old school was
You just bump it and falls apart
Man these ones now man
This seems like they
It didn't give
It didn't give and when it did
They couldn't even move the debris
Because it was so heavy
Yeah I saw that too
But
How tall is um
Drew McIntyre
He's gotta be like
I'd say out six something
Close to seven maybe
maybe.
You look at it.
Drew is 6.5.
Yeah.
Well, if he's that tall,
and Jacob Fartu must be tall, too,
because they're exchanging blow.
I'm watching this, everyone.
Jacob is 6-2.
My damn.
Ooh, Simone dropped.
I love that move.
My buddy used to do it to his brothers.
I mean, they were die-hard wrestling guys.
They know.
like gurus, all of them. I mean,
every wrestling promotion, you throw
questions at them, they knew it.
I'm like, fuck, do you guys work?
You go, yeah, but
since these phones came out, we can watch more
wrestling. And I said, do you guys
need to do a show or something?
They're like, oh, no, no.
Yeah, man, those guys, man.
Yeah, they'd be, ah,
arguing. I mean, for real, arguing,
and then just start grabbing
each other and
that's some more would drop at each other.
I was like, do I try to stop them or someone's going to grab me and Simone drop me?
I just stand back and let them fight.
But they've been like that since we were kids.
So, but, oh, man.
But yeah, man, this match was good, man.
I thought it was probably one of the best ones of the night.
But, oh, man.
Again, I'm glad that Batu is still holding on to the belt.
Yeah.
Because everyone, man.
Well, I want LA night to have it back?
Of course that would.
Possibly, they said Drew got injured in that spot
when they jumped off the thing onto the tables.
Because if you see the replay,
his head overshot the table and smacked the floor.
And then at some period in time during the match,
Damien lost the tooth.
Oh, did he?
Yeah.
Oh,
I mean, you got to start wearing those mouthpieces,
like Shana and, uh, ooh,
and, um,
Kurt Angle?
No,
Japanese guy.
Shinske.
Oh,
Shinske?
Yeah.
Which I guess people are trying to figure out if he's with WWE or not.
I don't know.
Oh,
Fatu,
man.
His, uh,
swan tongues,
man.
He
He doesn't bring his neck around quick enough, man.
It always seems like he's about to hit his head.
But, ooh, south of heaven.
Oh, Claymore.
I like that.
This part was awesome.
Damien Priest gives L.A. Knight, South of Heaven,
slams him.
He's on his knees.
Drew McIntyre gives Damien Priest to Claymore.
He's all stunned and then just falls onto L.A.
Knight from him.
but then Drew McIntat runs in there and breaks it up really fast.
I was like, damn.
Oh, man, slow-mo fought too.
Oh, yeah.
Either jump higher or whip your head around faster.
But, oh, man.
This was, it's scary.
I mean, any wrestler that really hurt themselves, like, that put you out for a while,
I don't will he ever come back? I don't know.
My edge came back.
I think biggie's done.
I saw that video again of when
who threw him on his head?
The guy that used to be with Seamus.
Oh,
fuck.
Cizaro? No.
No, no.
British guy. He had to wear a mask because he got his nose broke.
Oh, wow.
They're there like the brawling brutes.
It was Seamus, Pete Dunn.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
And the other guy.
What's Pete Dunn as?
He's still around?
He let him go.
He's in a tag team now.
I guess I seen a picture.
I guess he cut his hair off.
Butch.
Man.
Yeah, they were beating the hell out of each other.
This one, it started off slow, but once it got going and they were kicking ass in it.
Because they were all taking hard bumps and getting beat up.
So, but Jacob Fautu, he ended up pulling it out in the end.
But that one slow, man, I know everybody knows who's going to win, but, man, that ref was just a little bit slow.
Because L.A. Knight was pinning Fartu, and he was just, like, taking his sweet time, bringing his hand down.
but I love how the Damian Priest and Drew McIntyre took it out into the crowd and this well-placed
giant box or a table with some plates.
Paper plates.
What is it with the paper plates?
Paper plates and cups.
All right there.
I mean, good for people that were right there in front of that big thing, crates or whatever
they were climbing on.
But yeah, what was this table there?
for plates and cups.
They got it at least one time.
You got to see people
eating and then running away,
try to get out the way, at least one time.
But then you want to know why
are they eating right there?
Oh, man.
I just love all this
properly placed
stuff. Like, who runs
out there just throw some stuff around
really quick? I don't remember
were there cables? No.
No rolled up cables? No, not.
around there. It was just a table with the two tables
with the plates on it. Oh, that's where Damien Priest
lost his tooth. Yeah, you see the blood.
Yeah. Yeah, he picks up, um, Drew McIntyre
for a rock bottom and he throws them off.
I don't see unless it was already
loose from earlier. Yeah, he holds his mouth when the camera rolls
of you see blood in his mouth.
and Drew's laying
they're dead
and they all came running over
to check on all the suits
and security guards for some reason
yeah Damien's priest
he's got blood
I didn't notice I didn't even know that
yeah I guess
he lost a tooth at some point
and that spot is
when
Drew hit the back of his head on the floor
when we go back to the other angle
because
I think
I think Damien's
tooth was probably loose
before
and then
it's like
it doesn't look like he hit anything
and then I'm sure
just the impact
ooh yeah
dude yeah
Dramacketa they went a little
too far
but there was
um
uh
looked like there was some kind of padding
with a
a rug or something
but I mean
even still
more padding
and less paper plates
Yeah, but yeah, you see
Because he whips his head
Then he immediately puts his hand
Behind his head
But yeah
I think Damien Priest's tooth was already loose
And I think slamming
Or I don't know
Another angle looks like that part of the table
Hit him in the face
I mean it could have
Could have been that
I don't know
But
I didn't know all that
So yeah they're laying there
All beat up
and all these guys running around are concerned while all that is going on back in the ring
LA night is beating the hell out with the outside of the ring beating the hell out of
far too and slams them into the corner and he falls down um I I know these guys are just
hella tired I mean this is just strenuous to your body and you you got to work your
So I can barely walk down the street without huffing and puffing.
But man, these guys, they struggle, especially, I mean, when you're just doing what they're doing.
Is this?
Yeah.
Or what am I thinking of wrong?
No, it was this one when the hydration station comes into play.
I think it's during the main event.
Five twos laying on the table.
Al, eight night, yeah.
But then here comes solo.
He jumps in and pulls Fatu off the table.
And he's looking up at a L.A. night.
And L.A. night's like, what the fuck?
They zoomed in on his face.
So he jumps down.
Solo's in the mix.
He's walking over.
He's about to do something.
Solos backing up.
Can move out of it.
And then blah.
Jeff Cobb comes in.
This motherfucker is scary.
He used to go out with one of my friends.
Oh, really?
A few years ago, a while ago.
I thought he was native at first.
I can't remember where it.
I think he's...
I think he's...
Go on something.
Guam.
Yeah.
I don't know how to say it.
I just know that I think his father's side is from Guam.
Yeah, this guy's no joke.
Yeah.
I'm glad they brought him back.
Have you seen some of his moves?
Yeah, man.
Yeah.
You got a good wrestler.
Don't waste him.
him. Don't.
I just, oh, man,
I hate that. You bring in someone that
we all know if you're a wrestling fan, you all
know that's awesome. Some of you may not think so.
But, and then
they waste them. Look at Candace
Luray. I'm tired of saying that.
He got a decent little pop when he
showed up. Yeah.
So I respect
the real wrestling fans, recognize who
he was. I'm
glad they let him be Jeff Kyle.
I change his name.
solo. He bugs me. I've never liked him.
If he would have came in and he was just with his brothers and yeah,
and all that, no. He had to come in and try to do his own thing and I don't like it.
Yeah, so Damien and Drew McIntyre still dead laying there on the paper cups
and everything. L.A. Knight and, ah, oof.
Going in for the pin. I think that was it. One, two. Yep, L.A. Knight is.
done.
So, I mean, I was happy. It was a good match.
I was happy that
Part 2 was still a champ.
Yeah, Solo and Jeff Cobb
jumping in and starting something
because Fartu's looking at him like, what the fuck?
And Solo was just staring there.
That'd be a good match.
Cobb and
Fartu. Will we get it?
I think Fartu's out of the door.
I think that's why they brought in Jeff Cobb.
Yeah.
Well, out the door of the new bloodline.
Now he's to go with Roman.
Roman.
I don't even know if Roman's doing the bloodline thing.
He should.
Bring it back.
He's the OTC.
Jeff Cobb's a big boy, man.
Oh, he was dogging him.
Like, bitch.
Yeah, they had some matches in the Indies.
That were pretty good.
Yeah, look those up, boys and girls.
guys haven't seen those all right they're killing me with these commercials they've been doing but
i like that they have all the wrestlers doing them that old spice one with uh our truth we'll get to
truth later on uh they gave this match an a i'd have gave it an a plus so i thought it was
awesome mm-hmm ah this neck match the underdog champion
Lyra of Alcariah
Karea at
taking on the man
Becky Lynch
Becky no belts
Yeah
Becky Hogan
What's her name was
Two belts for a second
She lost it the next night
I mean
That must suck for her
Like yeah
I won
And then
Not even 24 hours later
Sorry sorry bro
We're gonna just take this from you
So
you think you think Becky's really politic and in the back to put herself over um maybe maybe Seth's in
her ear like come on you're better than that you should do that they're not gonna they're not
gonna say no to you because of me I don't know if that's what it is but I kind of have a feeling
that Seth is in her ear a little more because it seems like she wasn't like this before
when she was
when she was single.
Yeah,
and I noticed she got the tour bus now in the back.
Yeah.
So,
do they bring their daughter on the road with them?
Yeah.
Okay,
well.
I think that's why they
coincidentally both wrestle on Raw.
Well,
they would have to because,
while one of them's there,
I'm sure they have a nanny or somebody.
Yeah.
Dealing with it.
I don't know how their daughter is.
You got to be at least four, almost five, maybe.
It's been a while.
But I felt for Lyra, I was just like,
I mean, you already got a belt.
That's good.
But I don't know.
I mean, it would have been better if Becky was there.
And I'm only saying that because she's in the Bay Area.
And I love her more than Becky.
But Becky's not saying she's not good.
I'm just like,
I wouldn't want them to do that to anyone that was already juiced up and ready for
WrestleMania.
I mean,
no one should have their matches pulled from them unless it's a good obvious reason why they should.
But just to bring her back,
they could have brought her back on Raw.
And I think everyone would have been all right with it because it didn't seem like people were like,
why, why, why?
And I was one of them.
Yeah, just.
Feels like they're setting up Becky and Bailey again.
They didn't even put no mystery into it.
Becky's like,
straight, I was like, it was me.
Yeah.
I mean, but this match was okay.
I mean, it wasn't the greatest.
I think Lyra did her thing in there.
Yeah, she's good, but it was just,
come on, wrestle someone else, not Becky.
Unless Becky came back like,
like I said, not just came back, not by getting rid of someone else, just for her to come back.
Maybe she could have came out at the end of that match and cheered for her friend or whatever,
and then came back for a match on Raw.
Yeah.
I really would have had a problem if Becky won the belt here.
Oh, man.
Now, yeah, I would have been, ah.
So I was kind of like, are they going to take it from her?
but I mean
she's doing a thing
and has Lira deserved it?
Yes, she has.
She fucking busted her ass
to get to where she is.
She's not one of those ones.
I can say that,
my opinion,
Becky,
to where they just hand stuff to her.
Charlotte is another one.
They just hand stuff to her.
God,
Charlotte.
Um,
you see her recent Smackdown shit?
No,
now what happened?
She's doing the whole,
like if you keep booming me,
I'm not going to be here.
more.
So you know what the crowd did.
Who knows? Maybe they told her to say that.
Hey, you're getting over. You're getting over either way.
So I know it's about Becky, man.
She kept holding her teeth, man.
Wear a mouth guard.
Maybe you don't want to.
But.
I think they said Lyra got her nose brokenness.
That's what they were saying.
But I don't.
I was watching
clips and everything
because at the end she's like
hold covering her face
and I was like
it doesn't look like I don't know
I maybe it's storyline
broken nose yeah I
I've never broken my nose
and I don't want to break my nose
but oh man
but yeah Becky split open her
her elbow
it was bleeding
but
Lyra awesome
Jessica, of course, she does a job, but...
Oh, we got to react to her wrestling match.
Oh.
On Evol, on Tooby.
Yeah.
She's wearing the luchador mask.
I liked her wrestling, but...
I don't know.
Apparently they didn't, but they kept her around.
They needed some female referees, which is good.
So, but...
I still love when she stunned Sammy Zing.
That should have been on Raw or something,
but everyone was at that house show, man, right on.
But, yeah, Becky, she keeps slamming her face and then checking her teeth, man.
Just be careful out there.
But, yeah, I was seriously thinking Becky was going to win this
the way she was just throwing her around the ring,
pinning her every now and then.
But she kept kicking out because even Becky was getting mad.
I'm waiting for one of these gals to jump in Jessica's face
and then Jessica just putting them down
so we know she can do it
or that little buffed hand guy I don't like
I think he was trying to be a wrestler
and we already got someone short
we don't need you.
That guy's like five feet tall.
Yeah, so they got a
um,
what was it?
El Grande Americano or whatever's name is.
whoever he is yeah whoever that guy is um michael cold man he's got it out for him that and chat
gable that's one thing i did not like of one of the low points of russomania they had ray phoenix
who just debuted on smackdown like a week or two before the pentas brother yeah and he loses
already at russomania well
They could have had somebody else.
Yeah.
Not somebody they're building up.
It's what happened to Ray?
I know it happened on Smackdown the night before.
He hurt his leg?
I think so.
He heard something on that Smackdown.
Yeah, because I could have one of the LWO guys fill in for him.
Because I saw they were basically, well, he was trying to walk there,
but they were holding him.
And then he just kind of jumped up and then they hurry and whisked him out of there.
But yeah, the way this match was going, it seemed like Becky was going to win.
But Larry ended up pulling it out in the end.
So that was good.
I was happy because I would have been like, oh, really?
You're going to just give her the belt again.
But, I mean, they went hard.
I mean, Lira does her thing.
I mean, Becky does as well,
but I'm just kind of like,
ah, I'm still bitter about
the WrestleMania thing.
Was it her fault?
I did say she had,
she had some say in it, but.
Oh, the triple threat?
Yeah.
Charlotte shouldn't,
it should have never been a triple threat.
Charlotte should have never been
involved.
That's another one.
Should have just been Becky and Rhonda.
The thing that,
the thing that they were built,
up to the whole time.
I don't know.
They just get their way in there
whenever they want.
Well, I hope
Becky don't go that route.
I mean, she's already
getting the Becky Hogan
comments.
She starts becoming like the
16-time
women's champion than
doing too much.
How many is
Charlotte have, 15?
15. Yeah.
That's
why I thought they were going to give it to her
so she can say
she's 16 times like her father.
Oh, Ira does look like she heard her nose
because she's holding it.
All right. She's got up Becky on her shoulders.
Becky picks her up.
She reverses it. Pins Becky,
but she kicks out.
Ooh, Becky. Oh, she slapped her in the face
right there. Well,
didn't look like it was hard enough to break her nose.
I think she was just playing it.
Because every chance she got, she was holding her nose.
And then Becky, oh, Becky went to kick her in the face, but clearly pulled it.
She's holding her nose.
Now Becky's dropping the bombs on her.
And she's still, she kind of just laying there.
She could easily pinned her, but didn't.
Lyra's holding her nose.
Becky's just kind of hovering over her.
She goes to pick her up, gets her, and, um,
What's her
little arm submission called?
The disarm her?
Yeah.
She's got her arm up.
And Jessica's like,
no,
no,
oh,
this was after the match,
after she lost.
And then,
because the other referees
had to come jump in
and get her out.
Then come the guys
in the sea,
Lyra's hold her.
Somebody get some help out here.
I mean,
Jessica should have just
booted her,
grabbed her or something.
But yeah,
Lyra's holding her nose.
And what the hell was in her hair?
It looked like, throw up.
I never threw up in my hair,
but I've been around some gals that have.
It looked just like that.
Ah, man, a good old
days. Can't hold your booze.
Don't drink.
Did you see an AEW when,
what's Taz's son? Hook?
Oh.
When he got concussed and he threw up in the ring?
No.
Yeah, it was during the match.
He got, I guess, knocked out.
He was, he had a concussion.
He was throwing up in the ring.
Now, you can make me look this up.
And they, instead of somebody throwing up the X, they, like, set up a chair and slammed him on it.
And there's, like, a little pile of throw right next to him.
Taz, is that you said?
No, his son, uh, hook.
hooked uh hook throws up let me see this
oof
this him boom slammed
this one hook throwing up yeah
all right
I don't see him throwing up
he just looked dazed
you don't see the pile of throw up on the ground
not in this video
it says hook throwing up
boom
nah well it must have because the refs
looking at him and he starts to back up so he must have just
all right yeah I see it well he
he took a hard one
yeah you could get him out of there
when they start throwing up man throw in the towel on
all right yep so yeah that match
they gave it a B plus
I gotta give that
to Alcariah she's she's the all-star
match. Becky,
don't think you're too big.
Don't think you're just big as you think you are.
It's awesome. Yes, she is.
But
are they married, Seth and Becky?
Yeah.
Just don't let your husband get in your ear that much.
I'm about saying,
they'll give it to you because I'm
according to him, he's
gay in the company, but
I don't know.
We'll see.
and Paul Heyman, I hate you.
Oh my gosh.
Paul Eamon.
I do like that little
faction that got going on with Bronbreaker.
I don't know, man. He's too dangerous.
But they all are.
All those Steiner's.
Ah, all right.
See the promo where he busted out Steiner, man?
Yeah.
As you watch Raw, he beat up Jay Usil for some reason.
We didn't even hear it.
It was like a couple feet.
I don't know who was talking.
Oh, they were interviewing that, uh, Kaiser.
Yeah.
And all you heard was,
and then the camera whipped over there,
and he's hovered over Jay and Jay's laying there.
Like,
and it's the same guys that come running over.
I'm always like, don't you guys have a show to produce?
That was like,
what happened?
Did he just hit him in the head with something?
Because it was just like one,
and then the camera went around,
Jay's laying there.
I like how everybody was there.
Sammy just happened to be there.
What happened?
He must have saw it.
You were right there.
All right.
The next match,
dirty Dom,
Dominant Mysterio.
Best Mysterio in the business.
Going up against Penta.
I don't really remember much of this match
I thought it was an awesome match
I just hated the finish
Yeah
Dirty Dom
He said he hates the mustache
He doesn't like hair on his face
But
He said he was lazy
And didn't
He figured he'd shave it before the show
Someone saw it and said
No man keep it
And
He went all right
So he just he grew
it out. Now he's working it into
his. It's part of the look
now. Yeah, he comes out and looks for a way
he brushes it down.
It's the power of the mulleted mustache
combination.
He looks better
now than he did when he first came around
because they were showing pictures of him when he first
came to the WWE when he was with his dad
short hair, no facial hair.
They say he just looked like a little boy
like how he did when he was little.
and
but he was like, yeah,
they told me to grow my hair a little long.
So he did.
And everyone loved,
they love the mullet.
So he just grew it out as well as the mustache.
And it makes them look like Eddie Guerrero, too.
Uh-huh.
This is his dad.
Gordon, Eddie.
I'm your puppy.
Rest in peace,
Eddie Guerrero.
I like,
that whole little stuff,
because when Dom was talking on one of these podcasts,
he was still saying that he
he's been in the business
since he was a little kid
and he got to work
with Eddie Guerrero
he says he can
proudly say that and he did everyone
if you guys remember that that whole match
man he was trying to push Eddie Guerrero
off the ladder
he was cute he was out there
just shaking it trying to get him down
what are you doing
get over it
give me a hug.
They had that social worker
right at the ring with him
or a ringside with him
and he jumped over the barrier.
She didn't stop him.
But Dom
love him or hate him.
It just seems like everyone's turned
and now they're all loving him.
He's had,
ooh, Panda kicked him in the face.
He had training.
Of course, his dad,
his uncles,
and he's,
said he trained up in Canada. I can't remember with who and other people. I mean, he trained
and trained and trained. And he did say, did I start off Indies or did I NXT? And he was like,
no. And he did credit it was because of his dad. He was he moved up so fast. He was like, yeah,
my dad had his hand in it. Of course he did. He was trained by, of course, his dad. J. Lethal.
Conan, Lance Storm,
and he got more training at the performance center.
Yeah.
So,
that one movie did
threw Penta out of the ring,
and then Dom dove between the ropes and that,
and caught him and then flipped him really quick.
Oh, the DDT move?
Yeah.
Suicide dive into a DDT.
Yep.
Greatest.
I mean, he can do it.
And we're not saying he can't wrestle.
And I think it was a good idea for him.
I don't know whose idea was it for him to turn heel,
but I think it was good.
I think I would want him to stay heel for a few years
and then something happened.
Maybe he reconciles with his dad.
I don't know.
We'll see.
I think he's going to go the way of Eddie
with the whole lion cheating and stealing,
even though he'll be like a good guy.
he'll still do the little dirty things to win well he's got to keep that name dirty dumb who gave him
that name mommy that probably he was that dom dom and dom and everything who's this
macho man guy that's at every ppl or whatever these are called now it's one of these guys
that can afford ringside ring size expensive now the what you'll call it on it's
W.
TKO.
Mm-hmm.
They're up on the prices on tickets.
Yeah.
Everyone was mad.
Did she have video of Randy Orton asking somebody?
How much they paid for their ticket?
And they were like 50 grand or something like that.
And they were way up top.
I was like, you must have got robbed then.
If you were way up at the top and you paid 50 gram.
And those tickets were still going for 200 bucks.
Uh, up top.
And if you paid 50 grand and you were up top, you got robbed.
You were a sucker.
I mean, they were selling tickets up to the day still.
And a lot of those fools that bought up all the tickets and were trying to sell them for thousands of dollars,
I hope all you guys ate that shit up.
Get the fuck out of here with that shit.
Yeah, it sounded like he got finessed.
Because I went on Stubhub first and looked.
And I was like, damn, these are hell of crazy.
And then I just went to Ticketmasters and see what they had left.
Same little area.
These fools were charging trying to get $1,000 for their tickets up top.
And they were still like 100 and something.
I'm sure with service charges and all that shit, it would have been over 200.
And it's in that same little area.
And I said, man, I ain't paying $1,000 when I could pay $200 bucks.
Yeah, you were kind of behind the stage.
But, I mean, you were still in there.
Because my buddy, he was way up top, he said.
But he didn't care.
He was in there.
I want to know what it's like to sit on the set.
like those people were sitting on the
they had like the hotel
thing
and there was like people sitting on the rooftop
how much were those tickets though
man unless those were just
like
people that
know someone or famous people
I don't know man but
you can't really see anything
until they walk out from under them
well I guess you can see the screens
and everything in there but
I don't know man
it's fun to go to these things but if she can't afford some of the stuff and i don't get how these people
um even the the people that aren't at every single one that i am lured guy i asked him i said do you know
someone right and all he did was not so i was like all right well you know someone to get you
He wasn't at backlash.
I didn't see him there unless he was sitting somewhere else.
But, man, I mean, I don't even know how much these tickets are going for.
I mean, they're getting pricey now for house shows.
Because I remember when I went to, they came to Reno one time, me and my Kyle and Eric went,
and they were only $100.
And I thought that was a lot.
And we were right there up front.
And they had like a blast.
They're getting pricey.
I heard they're not even going to be doing as many house shows now.
That was what the average person can go to and enjoy a show.
Man, we all can't afford these.
I would love to, but I've been to a handful of these pay-per-views or P-Ele's or whatever they're called.
I've been to a handful of those.
A lot of house shows, which were fun.
But if they're not going to do that many, I mean, because it seems like every,
every interview I see
or listen to
when they're talking to wrestlers,
they're like,
yeah, man,
I go home for a couple of days
and then the rest of the week,
I'm out on the road
doing shows
every other night
as well as the raw
and the smackdowns
and all that.
Because Dom said,
he goes,
he missed his very first anniversary
of his wife.
He wasn't home.
He was on the road.
That's a understanding woman.
Yeah.
I mean,
this guy's with Ria.
Now he's with Liv.
Oh,
I can't remember a podcast today.
They asked him who was,
who was,
whatever was like,
hey,
I got to know,
man,
who's dirtier or who's nastier or whatever.
And they beeped it,
what he said,
or who he said.
And they were like,
oh,
man,
I told you she was.
So I don't know.
What do you think?
was. I want to say
Mommy. I don't see Liv
being. I don't say
Ria because they probably
beeped it out because she's married woman.
I guess
Liv doing a Takashi Mika
movie.
What? Yeah, that's why she's been off TV.
Okay, because she wasn't
she wasn't on Raw. She wasn't here.
He's doing, he's a
remaking a bad lieutenant.
Why?
It's called Bad Lieutenant Tokyo.
Oh, is it a remake or is it a part three?
I don't know.
My girl's in it.
That second one wasn't good.
First one was slow, but it was...
Oh, with Nick Cage?
Yeah.
Harvey Cottell was no joke.
If you guys have seen that movie,
and you remember the scene when he pulled those girls over.
The one that was getting spanked?
Yeah.
That was hardcore.
I don't remember the Nick Cage one.
I just remember, didn't he get high?
I was talking to a turtle or a lizard or something.
I was like, I mean, shout out to Nick Cage, Academy Award winner.
But come on.
You could say no to some parts.
But I am juice for that teaser of Spider-Man Noir or Spider-Nuar.
Oh, yeah, that looks good.
Oh, man.
juiced for that. And I'm
glad that he came to do it.
I mean, he wouldn't have said no.
I mean, because I wonder if
he's gonna come back in this next
is it beyond the Spider-Verse?
Is that what the third one is?
That's coming?
I think it's next year, I think, or
27 or something like that. Something stupid.
I know they're making us wait longer for it.
It's not going to be because he didn't want to do it.
No.
He's saying yes to everything.
Speaking to him,
Lance told me,
saw that surfer dude or whatever.
I liked it.
He was like,
I don't,
God,
don't waste your money.
Whatever,
Led said to me,
he said he didn't like it.
Anyway,
yeah,
this match was going good,
man.
And then,
of course,
the judgment day has got to get involved.
I mean,
shout out to J.D.
McDonner and his big head.
I still,
I cringe,
too,
when he's in the ring.
doing stuff. I'm like, dude, man,
you've punctured your lung and broke ribs and
everything and he's
still doing it too, man.
I mean, good. I mean, obviously he was cleared
and he feels like he can still
get out there and do it.
So, but
man, how quick does it take
for your lung to heal up if he gets stabbed?
Oh, man.
That, when they
interviewed him on that, Chris Van,
leak or whatever the hell his name is he was like yeah man he said he couldn't get a breath
because i just kept going he said at some points he was wasn't sure what was happening
oh that was that was a brutal one if you guys haven't seen that video oh man it was it was
it was scary i'm glad he's all right though yeah because he didn't even
think that's that's what got injured he thought it was his back or his neck
heck.
That was nasty.
But yeah, while those guys were all, the judgment day got involved and then they all got kicked out, but they were distracting the ref.
Penta was climbing up onto the top rope.
And then here came El Grande Americana with the headbut.
He kind of botched it a little.
Yeah, he missed completely.
He crawls up to him and swings his head and didn't even touch him.
and Penta just falls back on his back.
He's holding his face.
Dirty Dom gets up with the splash.
He comes down on him.
And then that was it.
One, two, three.
Speaking of that, whatever, I'm sorry, everyone.
I cannot remember the podcast that Dirty Dom was on.
He did the show, but then I guess they were wrestling fans and they wanted to get in the ring with him.
So he got in there and he was doing,
gave him 6-1-9s and everything.
He was slavered him.
One of the guys was hoping that he would do a splash on him.
And dog was,
Oh, next time I come, I'll do that.
So, and these little fat guys, too,
and they were out there in the ring with Dominic.
It was crazy.
Look up those videos, and I cannot remember the name of their podcast.
But that one move that Penta did, man, when the ref was distracted by the Carlito and JD,
and he dove over the ref.
And it's flipped and bah.
It crashed in it.
At least they caught him.
Did you see that video?
I don't know who it was.
I think they jumped off a ladder or he jumped off something.
They're like about five or six guys that were supposed to catch him and nobody caught him.
Yeah, I did.
oh man
that was
those guys had one job to do
man
I'd have been whooping someone's ass
in the back
after I felt better
because yeah all of them missed
I mean
they like
usually they'll kind of catch you
then everybody will fall
he just went blah
that happened
Tiffy
like a month or two ago
she did like one of those
off the
broke to the outside.
Oh, yeah.
And nobody caught her.
Wasn't
Jay Uso and
Logan Paul supposed to go at it?
They're going at it in a couple weeks.
That'll probably be our next thing.
Saturday's main event.
Yeah.
They moved it to that.
Because they were hyping it up for a minute.
Well, I guess Triple H likes to keep the PLEs to five
matches. I heard a rumor they're going to change it because people are complaining.
Well, I complain about Raw, man. There's too much talking. I mean, where I was watching this last
one, I'm just like, man, fuck. You mean, slamming some rings, some ring action. You got a whole
locker room full of people you don't use. And throw them in there for a minute or two. And then
then talk.
No, you know, we got to see the same people
over and over.
Talking every week.
I don't know.
The match, they
gave it a B. I would have it
an A. I mean, I would have borderline
A plus, because I thought both the Penta
and Dirty Dom were doing
it in this ring. I thought
they were both awesome.
The stupid
El Grande,
the Americano need to get involved?
No.
Stupid.
This is the world's greatest luchador.
Oh, man.
His little steel plate in his mask.
If some people are really mad at him,
I mean,
was it his idea?
I don't know.
Talk to creative.
Don't get mad at him.
Let me see.
Michael Cole. He's hardcore. He's always talking shit.
All right.
Where are we getting up? Pat McAfee and
Gunther. Yeah.
I'm going to just start it off, man. I hated this match.
It was. I mean, yeah, he got, well, Michael
Cole kind of got roughed up and then Pat McAvey jumped in. Was it on Raw?
Yeah. Yeah. And then
Gunther just,
beat the hell and then strangled Pat McAfee.
Basically, the storyline was Gunther felt like they were being biased with their commentating,
kind of rooting for Jay to beat him.
And he started pushing Michael Cole around.
And Pat McAfee, that's Michael Cole's boy, came in with the forearm.
And for some reason, thought he could just turn his back and walk away.
That's what Gunther put in the sleeper.
of holes.
I mean, I like Pat McAfee, love him or hate him.
He's done the few times he's been in the ring.
I thought he did a good job.
This was.
Oh, this was terrible.
This was like the first time or something.
I don't know if he just hasn't been in training or nothing.
Because, like, who was it?
I think it was Adam Cole.
And he had those matches with Adam Cole.
Those were good.
Yeah.
this looked like he started training like a couple days before this match or something
i don't know and these because he used to be a punter they try to make his like
finishing move the little punt kick who do you play for the colts yeah he came out in this
colts jersey yeah st louis oh pat maccophie i mean that i'm sure i'll give you
it to him for a show man standing up the whole
time
can't do it
i felt gunter was soft in this
yeah he didn't
he didn't go as hard as he usually
does i mean he couldn't this is
pat macfee isn't a full-time wrestler
so when pat took that jersey off
to start the match i was like his chest is about to be
eight up
it wasn't really i mean it was red but
not not had like the the the
blood blisters or bruises and all that.
I forgot a bad news
Barrett was...
I thought he was going to get involved.
I know.
Ken, is he, did he just not want to wrestle
no more or did he get hurt?
I don't remember. He's been out for a while.
I think he got hurt and he retired
and he just kind of said he was kind of done with it.
Then he did the acting thing and then started doing
the commentating.
But I think,
think he said that the right match came along he'd probably get in there one more time we should
have jumped in there and helped and beat up gunther but i mean it would have made sense yeah i mean
even uh michael cole was trying to do his thing hey let's not forget michael cole's
undefeated at
WrestleMania.
Yep.
And I still go back to his
Royal Rumble.
He clapped in there.
Got thrown out
hell fast.
He had the old school wrestling
gear.
Oh, the little orange one?
Yeah.
And the head gear.
Michael
Cole's been doing this for a long time,
man. I like seeing those old videos
when he's younger with his goatee.
Who's who's
someone told him to bring it back and he has i'm too old i do like his commentating now
because he sounds like he's having fun because they said he doesn't have since certain people
aren't in the backstage anymore he doesn't have them in his ear yeah i mean i get it i mean
it's new management but yeah gun through it they didn't they didn't need this match i mean
I love Pat McAfee, but
there was
no need. Ending didn't even make sense.
He got his ass
whipped through the whole match, and then
Gunther's just going to, like,
do a little tip of the hat or a little salute or whatever.
Now,
all of a sudden, he respects you.
I don't know. Maybe he just respected him
because he got in the ring with him, and he knew he could
do more damage, and they probably told him,
look, man, just don't
hurt him as bad as you usually do.
He was, he was giving in those chops, man, but it wasn't
as hard as he usually does to
the regular guys, but
he was daring Michael Cole to get in the rain.
This is what I thought Wade was, I'm watching this. I thought Wade
because Wade stood up. Like, I thought him,
he was going to jump in there.
What movie did he do? I know it was
a movie that was in the theater, and he was like,
of the background guys. Was it one of the
wasn't one of the mission of possible movies, was it?
Uh, yeah, I gotta look it out. I know it was like
he was doing like action movies. Yeah, he was
or was it one of the Jason Statham movies. Did you see that last one?
Working Man or whatever? That's garbage. Yeah,
I didn't. I didn't care for it. Go back to being a
beekeeper. That was hell of good.
you guys
haven't seen that
they're doing the second one
oh I thought this working man
was the second one
went in their juice
no good
it was all right
but
uh
the action was born
I couldn't even tell you
a good action scene from it
I couldn't either
that I was hoping
for another beekeeper
but
but yeah
this match was just like
Gunther was just walking
around the ring
not even
doing much
I mean just
I don't know
just was it was boring
I mean
he earned that check
he didn't do much and he knew he was
just there to have fun
he was just slowly moving around the ring
chopping
Pat and
all this and
yeah and then that ending
it just nah
I was hoping Michael Cole was going to jump in
but nope
but yeah this
this
what they give it they gave it a C plus
yeah
I wouldn't give it an F
I wouldn't even give it a D minus it was
it was more yeah
yeah because I respect Pat for getting in there
even though he did
trip over the rope trying to jump over it
yeah he did
and he was taking them chops
man the slap
to the chest and he was giving him back
because I think
he was hitting Gunther a little harder than
he used to you. I'm sure he told look man
give it to me. Yeah.
Gontta is a big boy.
Yeah, he told him, give it to me. Give it your all.
Because yeah, but when
Pat McAfee was throwing in
those combos
he was like barely swinging.
He went in for a super
kick and
clearly missed, but Gunther sold it good because he, like, spit out all this spit in his mouth after he got hit.
He picked up a pad back for your power bottom.
Let me turn the volume up because Michael Cole is like, get out of there, hurry out, just pin him, give up.
He was basically telling that.
Then Michael Cole took off his headgear, and he ran over to the ring.
He was like, Pat, just tap out.
And Bad News Barrett is commentated, and he's going off.
Michael Cole's crazy.
Now he's got, he's on his back.
Now, Gunther's dropping elbows to the side of Pat Matthews.
Which he was not selling at all.
No, no, he wasn't.
He just kept looking up.
And everyone's chanting Michael Cole.
and Gunther gets up and walks over to Michael Cole and grabs him.
This is where Wade should have jumped in.
He pulls in Michael Cole into the ring, and he's looking like, no, no, he's telling
Gunther's like, come on, let's do this.
He's pushing Michael Cole.
Michael, he's like, get the fuck off of me.
And Gunther's like, oh, yeah, he grabs him, picks him up.
Oh, he was about to power bomb him, but then Pat McAfee came back to life.
Like, ah, boot to the phase.
He goes down.
Michael Cole rolled out of the ring.
I wonder if he would have took that slam.
I'm sure if they told him, Michael, would have took it.
Pat McAfee goes in for the pin.
Nope, he kicks out of it.
Michael Cole's still standing on the rink.
Wade Barrett is going off.
And he's just wearing jeans.
He don't even have no kind of ring gear.
Pat McAfee, ah, dude,
suplexed up into a cover,
and then Gunther kicks out.
I just realized that there's a karate kid legend.
When's that come out?
The advertisement on the...
I think the 30th.
Okay.
Or the 24th, one of those days.
Pat McAfee jumps up behind Gunther
with the sleeper holds,
clearly gets out of it.
Blah, close line, flips McPhee,
and he's laying their face down.
Shout out to the guy.
with the scene of cut out.
They kept popping up every now.
They,
every time you, when you walk in,
I had a sign the last time I went,
and they were like, definitely,
let me see your sign before you go in there.
Obviously, guys change their signs
when they get in there,
bringing the marker.
But, yeah, Pat McAfee's got
sleeperhold.
No, Gunther's got Pat and the sleeper hold.
He's holding up his arm.
How many times does your arm got to go limp?
I don't know.
Because his arm was dropping like five times.
He's out now.
He's trying to get back into it.
Gunther's holding him up.
He's got his arms up.
Gunther's helping him up now.
Still got him in the sleep roll.
Pat's shaking him.
He's giving him elbows.
Looks like he's trying to hit him in the balls,
but he's hitting him in the leg.
Boom. Gunther's still holding on.
Pat's still coming back to life.
He's on his feet.
Boom, boom.
To the gut.
to the gut.
Oh,
Guther falls back.
Still got Pat and the sleeper hold.
And I think this is when he gives in because his face is turning purple.
Yep, that's it.
And the ref calls it.
Again,
shout out to Pat,
man.
He did it.
The match wasn't like a minute long.
He,
uh,
I don't like this just ringing out.
So bring back Samantha.
What?
yeah pat maccviz
i don't know
what they were thinking why
why did they do this
it didn't uh yeah because
the the next night on raw he
challenges the winner of j uso and
logan paul
so it's like this was like a storyline
for a couple
weeks yeah i want to see
i'd like see him and logan paul go at it
Yeah.
I mean, love or hate Logan Paul.
And I still think he does his thing in the ring.
And that'll be good to see him flying out the top and putting us crashing onto Gunther while he's on the table.
Have we seen Gunther and Roman yet?
I don't think so.
That'd be a good one.
Yeah. Bring him in.
We'll see.
he's taking a break
I think
well Pat McAfee
at least he walked out
even Wade
he's giving him some love
hang out
oh shut up
Michael Cole
you would have got beat up
all right
so what did they say
they gave that one
a C plus
yeah
I'll give the C plus
to Pat McAfee
for doing it
Gunther, he just agreed to do it, and he knew what was going to happen.
This one seems short.
This whole, is it PLE?
Yeah, premium live event.
Yeah, PLE, all right.
We got the Viper Randy Orton against the last time is now, John Cena.
I only like the ending of this match.
Yeah, they didn't.
They didn't do much in this one.
It seemed like John can't do much.
I don't know.
Some I was listening to his one guy is saying skinny John.
He is skinnier.
Is he as big as he used to be?
No.
But he's acting now.
He can't be all big and buff and do whatever he's doing.
And season two, peacemakers coming back.
Or the peacemaker?
Peacemaker.
Yeah.
You see the trailer?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I like they got the Green Lantern and Hot Girl and
Was this James Gunn's brother in there?
I don't know who he's playing.
He's in everything.
If his brother's involved, he's in everything.
We'll see what he does with the DCEU.
I think the first one we're getting.
Are we getting peacemaker first or Superman?
Superman.
All right.
I'm looking forward to it.
I am too.
But I was super hype for that last Superman movie,
and then I was let down.
But we'll see.
Everyone's,
Zach Snyder, love him or hate him.
I like most of his stuff.
James Gunn as well,
but he kind of let me down with,
I just hope people just gives it a chance.
Go and watch it.
Yeah, I'm gunning.
I mean, I don't know who this gentleman is.
It's playing Superman now.
Hashtag not my Superman.
rest in peace.
I've only seen him in Twisters.
That's right.
He wasn't that.
I didn't even like that.
Theo was all over that movie.
It was just a remake of the first film.
Is that like,
is that kind of movie like scary to him?
I don't know.
I mean,
I don't want to go through that.
The little experience I came with a tornado
scared the hell out of me.
If you guys didn't hear that story,
I don't want to tell the whole.
thing but when that tornado warning alarm went off and i was in oklahoma i shoot you not everyone i
was fucking scared uh shout out to my boy russell sun eagle and ren was there too and i was like
never ever experience anything like that no touchdowns in and the area in tulsa where i was at
but just to hear that alarm go off and i was like
I've been through earthquakes and I guess I could say flood.
It flooded pretty hard in Reno that one year.
But that earthquake in 89 in the Bay Area, man, that one's, that was scary.
But I know since then, there's that only went 15 seconds and that scared the shit out of me.
Some of these last ones that happened in other parts of the world as well here in America, man.
they've been going on for like minutes and I'm like ooh like I don't want to experience that
I mean where I'm at now and the sticks there has been earthquakes but I've never felt
him here but we've we've had forest fires and it came pretty close hopefully it never comes
closer and shout out to everyone that lost their their homes and everything and the
fires in my area as well as that one down and
Southern California.
Oh, scary, but I live by
an active volcano, and
I don't ever want that thing to go off.
Oh, man. That's what I got to
worry about up here. But, oh, man.
Mother Earth is mad.
She's showing us, even though people
don't believe it. So,
take care of her. It's the only earth we got.
And I want it to blow up.
Speaking of that, I was watching the night
gallery.
when the sun blew up.
I don't want that to happen.
If it does, man,
I hope we instantly freeze.
I don't want to live through anything like that.
But anyway, back to the wrestling.
Some people were going off, man.
I mean, John Cena keeps it real.
He don't need to tan.
He don't rub that shit all over him.
They're like Randy Orton was hella dark.
And John Cena's just,
super white but
and I still love that he
rocks the jorts
took care of that hair though
yeah he just needs to spray the back
or just shave it off but
he got the
hair
hair plugs now
implant oh does he
yeah
well I think it's morning for acting
I wouldn't need it now man
you'll yank them out when you're wrestling
but every
mean everybody was there for Randy this night um I'm still I'm all about seeing it I love what he's
doing and if this is how he's going to go out I still have a feeling though at the end he's going to
turn back and be go out as a good guy and everyone's going to love him because when he's gone
he'll probably come back every now and then to hype up the crowd yeah but I like what he's
doing here they planted the seeds yeah for the face turn at the end of this match
you see his little
reaction to the crowd
yeah
I mean we've seen
Orton and
Cena go at it before
but this was supposed to be
the last time that these two go at it
he
poked
he poked uh
Cena poked
uh Randy and I
and then Randy came back and poked him
in the eye
some uh three stooges action
and he slammed him out
Man, they're fucking.
They're killing me with these advertisements.
But I get it.
WWE's got to make their money.
The karate kid and the Wheatley American vodka and the...
What's the one with the lawyer ones?
I have no idea.
Some of the paid millions of dollars to have their advertisement.
What's Hogan's beer called?
Trash.
I mean...
Is it All-American or Real American?
real American beer.
Yeah, I'll try it, but
probably something that I won't
I won't drink.
They're probably going to say it just tastes like
beer.
But I do want to try
Stone Colds,
IPA. That's what I'm about.
Everyone, I'm a little yuppie. I like IPAs.
I don't think he needs to be doing
anything after WrestleMania.
Uh-uh.
Not only
did he miss going up the ramp at
first.
Yeah.
He crashed into the parricade.
Was that his fault?
Going a little too fast.
And I don't know if that lady really did get her because she fell hell of late.
But I don't know.
I mean, they ran over to her pretty quick.
He at least stopped and checked on her to make sure she was all right.
Oh, they were, they were treating it serious because, uh, what's that guy, Nick Con?
Uh-huh.
He even ran over there.
Yeah, he was over there.
Like, oh, shit.
He was like the first one over there.
Oh, man.
Probably was like, you okay?
You ever wanted to meet some of the wrestlers in the back?
It was probably like, yeah.
I always said, you know what?
I want WrestleMania tickets for the next 10 years.
That's all I want.
Nothing else.
I could get there.
Obviously, she can get there.
she's sitting right in the front.
So,
yeah, they weren't doing too,
anything special in there,
just doing what they do,
throwing each other back and forth,
and then John Cena jumped out of the ring,
and he was about to give up.
But Randy went and ran after him.
And boom, slam them in the back.
How, I hate,
I mean,
I don't like these ones when they just come walking flat and on the ground.
I love when they had the stages and everything,
and I know it was probably,
cheaper production to do it this way,
but I don't like it.
Stop putting roll rumbles in baseball fields.
I really hate that.
They're not going to stop doing that.
Oh, man.
That long-ass run they got to do
from the dugout.
They can't angle the rings.
Straight to it.
Yeah.
Because it would suck for those seats.
If you're like
right there at the bend,
before the bend, before the
curve. I don't know how
it's all set up. At least
if you're going to do the curve
to the ring, at least
have your cameras ready.
Yeah.
Yeah, John Cena is the last real
champion.
He's dropping bombs on
Randy Orton's.
I like when he wears the belt
backwards. Yeah. So you can see it as
he walks away.
Somebody thought
John Cena had a pager.
But
on his jorts, it's whatever the
whatever Levi's or whatever
it is. It's a big black thing.
And it does look like a page.
Now Randy's up on
there dropping bombs on Sena's head.
Oh shit, I just realized it.
It said 17 times on
John Cena's belt.
I mean, that is
an achievement. John Cena's been in this business
for a long time.
And I know people were mad.
that he won at WrestleMania and they slapped Cody in the face I'm not mad he won I'm just mad at
how it happened yeah because it somebody didn't show up and it made no sense yeah
they he I'm gonna say it here the heel turn shouldn't have happened at elimination chamber it
should have happened at WrestleMania yeah that's when the rock should have came it even would
it would have made sense of why Travis Scott was at
WrestleMania instead of an elimination
chamber. I mean, he
whatever, that whole situation
is whatever, but it would have made
even more sense why he was at WrestleMania.
I was, well, he did
get a crossroad
and his glasses thrown into the crowd.
Oh, that was weak. That was
weak. He should have gave him a bigger
receipt for
booting him in the face,
Travis Scott. Do you listen to him?
I like some of his old stuff.
I tried.
I'm just an old fart, everyone.
I like who I like,
all the legends from the beginning.
I was there from the beginning of hip hop.
I don't know what's going on today.
Not every MC out there.
There's a lot of good ones that you don't know,
but the majority of the stuff that everyone listens to,
especially these kids around here,
Oh, man, I can't.
I want to go take my grandsons down to the park and those kids down there listening to, I don't know who.
I'm like, what the fuck are you guys listening to?
It just sounds like noise.
I'm sure my mom's dad said that to the stuff I was listening to what I was throwing out.
Oh, man, I can't do it.
I mean, not just hip-hop, even the pop music, the, I listen to metal and thrash and all that.
even some of these new stuff today I can.
The shit that's on the radio.
But a lot of stuff that my son
has been getting in me into
heavy wise.
The bands I've never heard of, man,
they sound like the old bands
that I grew up listening to.
So shout out to all you younger bands
that are out there doing it.
But anyway,
yeah, there was nothing special going on.
They were just going back and forth.
Headlocks, slaps, pokes to the eyes,
slamming each other.
I mean,
the basic stuff. Yeah, the basic stuff that we've seen. Get each other and arm locks and headlocks to slow the match down.
Yeah, the things we've seen before over and over with these two every time they've gone up.
And I know people don't like it and they don't think it's that much of a good move. But I love those shoulder tackles that John Cena does. When he starts doing that, I love it.
I did that to one of my friends.
We were at this lake,
and we swam out to the little pier that's out,
not in the middle of the lake, but so far off the shore.
And he was standing at the corner.
He was trying to help somebody into it,
and I came running up to him and we gave him a shoulder attack.
I think I hurt myself more than him.
He gave my shoulder tackle and fell in the water.
And I was in the water going,
fuck I thought I just located my shoulder here he is shoulder tackles djh nope Sina picks up John
ah porth um orton slams him down slicks the hair back everyone's booing him he's just smiling
puts the hand up ah I love this move too you can't see me
Goes in for the five knuckle shuffle and missed.
Randy's selling it.
He jumps up.
He goes over, picks him up for the AA.
Got Randy, nope, he pushes off, Sina.
Boom, clotheslines him to the ground,
and Orton starts giving him the clotheslines before he hears those voices.
Ah, power slam, which was sloppy.
Some of those power slams that Orton's done,
like super fast.
Those are the ones I love the most.
But this one was a little sloppy.
But Sina rolls out of the ring to get into position.
And he brings them in for the DDT.
Oh, man.
Oh, nope.
Cina gets out of it.
Goes in for the pin.
Randy kicks out.
Uh-oh.
He's going on for the STF.
He can't lock it in.
Randy's still trying to.
Oh, kind of.
he's not barely
holding him tired
ordin could
clearly
clearly pull his head out of it
my favorite guy
did the DDT was Jake
to Snake Roberts
I loved it
every time he did it
what was this snake called
Damian
yeah I don't know why I was thinking
Jezebel
uh
pushes the Sina off
he falls out of the ring again
Andy goes
Randy goes up for
for the DDT
and vintage Orton slams him.
Looks like he hurt his back.
I'm sure their backs hurt every single wrestler for what they do.
Shit, my back hurts and I don't even wrestle.
Speaking of that, man, I think I fucking tweak something in my back, man,
because my leg kind of goes numb sometimes.
I really need to get that checked out.
I was picking some shit up at work and it just zing shot up my back and I was like fuck but
go to a chiropractor yeah I'll do something
yep he's ready to strike he goes up ah nope no RKO
Sina picks him up goes for the AA oh oh dude
Randy turned it into an RKO and push yeah which
They completely missed on commentary.
Yeah, it was a little sloppy, too.
Slow motion.
He gets it.
Ah, grabs jaw.
Blas jaw.
Slammed his face right into his shoulder, and then he goes down.
So they're both laying there, huffing and puffing.
I don't know who this ref is.
Speaking of refs, I was watching the WrestleMania world or whatever.
their little convention
what's the rest
name Charles Robinson
is that a name?
Him, the Asian guy and another white
dude
went out and walked
around to see who would
recognize of course everyone knows who Charles
is so he was getting stopped
and the other guys they were just standing
there and nobody would take pictures with that
now they're
trading off kicks
oop headbutt from Orton to
Sina, Sina's days, boom, he gives him a headbut that was hell a week.
They're barely just staggering.
A drop to the forehead.
There's a Sina.
Oop, Sina comes back off the rope with one.
They're just staggering now, looking all tired.
Oh, uppercut by Orton.
Oh, drop a bomb from Sina.
Orton goes up.
Ah, eh, Dizh!
Gets it.
Goes in for the pin.
One, two, three.
Orden kicks out.
Oh, man.
everyone's hyped
but I love seeing
every time he gets hurt
he's just sitting there smiling
so
he goes in
nope no no pen
now they're just
uh
hovering around how it's slow
slowly trying to get back up
did this match go on a little too long
it went on way too long
oh man that's why I was like
if you're gonna go this long
I love it when you take it out
into the
crowd
take it out there
and everyone
so everyone can enjoy
the final time is now
or whatever you're calling it
but
oh shit
shoulder tackle
what happened
my internet
on my
video stopped
the fuck
killing me
one last time
All right, here we go.
Whitley, or is it Wheatley or Whitley?
American vodka?
Yeah, they're going for it.
Both laying on the ground.
Uh-oh.
John Cena's starting to hear the voices.
He's slamming his hands on the ground.
Ooh, what's that big red mark on Sena's back?
Sina backs it up.
Ah!
He's getting hyped up.
He goes up.
Oh, is it a boot Randy guy out of the way?
RKO, nope.
Ah, he pushes the road.
Sina pushes Orton, and he goes crashing into the ref.
And the ref was face down in the corner.
He's laying there.
Sina picks him up.
Ah, A.A. Divers.
But doesn't cover, because the ref is still face down in the corner.
And John Cena just sitting there smiling.
What's he looking at?
He's an eyeing somebody.
now he's telling everyone to be quiet
uh-oh
always when he goes and gets the belt
Michael Cole
why do you need to do that
did we miss the hydration
station already when Randy went over
and grabbed one and took a drink
and they made that face like
yeah
he didn't put it back
history
uh-oh
seen as getting back in the ring with the belt
this is American flag jorts
oh Randy orns up
Arkeo
no pen
oh the official slowly coming back to life
Randy goes in for the pin
one two
kick out
that was three easily
not enough
Randy don't even look like he's sweating
Jonathan
John Cena rolls out of the ring
come on ref get back up
outside of the ring now
Randy's
slowly moving
back hurts
where's
oh Sina's
uh oh
now they all yelling bullshit
Sina's laying there
Randy's backing up
Oh here comes the tables
Oh yeah
He goes over the table
What the fuck's all these wires everywhere
They cut three monitors
Yeah why do you need
so many wires.
Oh, man.
I think it's just there for looks.
Yeah, these tables
are super sturdy now.
They look way
thicker than the other ones.
This is the most unluckiest ref.
Oh, boom.
The ref was talking to
Randy and Cina comes, pushes
the Orton, ref goes slamming
into the steel stairs.
Sina runs Randy into the
to the corner pull.
Yeah, the refs laying over there dead holding his head.
Uh-oh.
Sina's walking over the table looking at it.
Randy's on the floor, slowly getting up.
Ruff is still laying there.
Let's go Sina.
Sina Suck chance are going.
Uh-oh.
Randy's grabbing the jorts.
Cina's looking at the crowd.
It don't matter.
Picks up Orton.
Randy's a.
dangling on his shoulders.
I think, nope, no AA.
Ah, Orden picks up
Sina onto the table
for the AA.
Why go?
DZZZ doesn't give.
Cina's
back just raked the quarter as
he fell off.
Did he push it to fall apart?
No, I think he
was trying to push himself up.
Oh.
And the side fell down.
And this is where Randy, like,
tries to slide it over and it doesn't move.
Yeah.
He goes over to it.
He tried to move.
He didn't even move.
He just said, F it.
Cina's laying there.
Wade and Michael Cole jumped out of the way.
Now, from what I understand, this is where you see him tell John something.
When he kind of picks him up, he's talking to him.
Slams, uh, Sina's head onto the table.
Yeah, I guess they were talking about.
about what they should do next because the table not breaking wasn't supposed to happen.
Ah.
The other guys still laying there dead in the corner of the ref.
Randy's looking around for something under the table.
Something that should have been there and it's not.
He goes over to the other side and then he pulls out of the table.
He went to the other side that had a screen and he looked at it and went.
Then he had to walk around to the other side.
Breaks out the table, setting it up.
Ref is still dead.
Sena's laying there somewhere.
A macho man.
Yeah, he's going off.
He goes back over, pick up Sina.
Grabbs him, the ref is still laying there holding his head.
Dish, oh, tried to slam his head into the barrier.
Nope, Sina turns, slams Orton into the barrier,
slams him in head first.
into the steel stairs.
John picks him up for
a, A, A.
Randy's dangling. Nope.
He goes and picks it. Randy picks
him up for a AA and
delivers on to the
table.
John Cedar goes
to the table. Oh, this is when
he goes over to the hydration station.
Grabbs
one of the primes.
Oh, they go to replay.
No, you kind of see him when they come back.
You see them out to where it's horrible.
I tried a couple.
I mean, I wouldn't buy them again.
Let's stick to Gatorade.
I haven't tried his energy drink.
I didn't like it.
I'm a rock star guy.
This episode brought to you by Rockstar Energy Drink, sugar-free.
Don't drink them, boys and girls.
It's bad as alcohol.
this is awesome chance
Randy throws
Jontina back into the ring
I like his
his sleeves
his arms tattoos
they're like perfect
They're not all wild and crazy
Ooh boom
He's coiled
He's ready to strike
Seena's coming to life
Ah my back
Randy's ready
Ah RKO D delivers
Sina flips over
Oh, it comes another
Raff, he comes running in, one, two,
and Sina kicks out.
The other guy is still laying on the outskirts
By the stairs.
John Sina's married, I just realized
He's got a wedding ring on.
Yeah.
They must have those, um,
those rubber ones,
those rubber rings,
because I know they ain't being out there with real rings.
Because I have to wear a rubber one now.
because my real one kept grabbing on the stuff at work
and I just like the way these rubber ones feels.
A friend of mine got it for me at Comic Con.
Oh,
seeing it goes with the belt,
DZH! Hits the ref.
Randy comes around, the RKO gets him down,
but no ref to pin.
That ref's laying there dead.
The other one's still laying there dead on the outside by the stairs.
Here comes this fool in the suit again.
Nick Aldus.
Yeah.
And the entire production team.
Yeah, everybody.
The dude with the yellow tie.
He's the second one when Randy goes nuts right here.
The second guy that gets it, to me, sells it the best.
The other guys are just kind of like, eh, and just fall.
Seena's dead.
Randy's mad.
He's yelling at them.
Oh.
They're setting up something with Randy and Dick Altus.
Yeah.
Randy's like
Ah, come on with another ref
He's yelling, he's mad
We knew it was coming
Ah, RKO Jesus
This guy right here
Duzha
Oh, not the hurricanes
Ah
Boom
The last guy didn't sell it good at all
The second dude
You look dazed
And then fell
I love how they
they all just bounce out of the ring
Sina's face down
he's dead in the corner
Randy's kneeling over him
This just notice what's his name
Wasn't out there to get RKO'd
Who? Jason Jordan
Oh no
Kurt Engel's son
Yeah where is he at
John Cena's laying there
The refs are both out
Randy Yorton
Just RKO'd everyone that came out
Sina's slowly coming to life.
Should have curbstomped him right here.
That would be perfect.
Randy's in the corner.
Just ready, ready to go.
He's getting hyped up.
Ah, Art Truth!
Our chin comes sliding into the ring.
I'm happy Art Truth is still.
Ah, Archao to Art Truth.
I'm glad he's still around.
He's a good comic relief.
Oh, low blow, John Cena.
To Orton.
and Orton falls down.
Uh-oh.
Sina staggers back over to the belt.
No officials, no refs, nobody's around.
Cina's got the championship belt.
He runs over.
Bah!
Just barely misses and Randy goes down.
He goes in for a pin.
That first ref comes back to life.
He comes crawling into the ring.
Slowly.
Crawl, crawl.
One, two.
three that is
it John Sina is still
the last real champion
Randy's still holding his balls
oh man
that was a good ending though
I liked
yeah the match
the whole match as a whole
was you know what it was
but I really enjoyed this ending
yeah
Randy's
oh fuck
Sina's all man
I thought something was going to happen when this was over because it like,
all right,
we're out of here.
And then it came back on.
Yeah,
I thought we were getting Cody.
Yeah,
I thought someone was going to come out and do something,
but nothing happened.
I was waiting for seeing punk to come running in or something.
But we're getting that elsewhere.
Yeah,
this match was kind of boring into the end.
And this whole
PLE was only two and a half hours
and some change. It wasn't
because I remember usually when they come on, the sun's up
and then when the time it's over the sun's down,
the sun was still up.
I was like, man, that's it?
I was mad, but
it wasn't, well, the last two
WrestleMania wasn't what I wanted.
There was some good matches.
but it was
and then this one
I was expecting a little bit more
but
we didn't
we didn't get it
but
when our truth
came running in
I don't know why that
but later after
because John Sina
he wants to be like John Sina
when he grows up
at the
post show thing
John Sina
was in there
and then all of a sudden
and where's he at?
Where's he at?
Go to the wrestling returns
Facebook page.
If you guys haven't seen it,
I put it on there.
Art truth comes out.
JC,
JC, man,
we'd be just like you.
And he just kind of looks at him
and he fucking picks up
our truth and gives him
an AA onto the table.
He says,
I don't care what they say about you,
about you not being able to wrestle.
And he's like,
Rob, say one more word.
It's going to be.
consequences.
This was cool right here.
John got the mic.
I know you can't see me,
but cut the damn music.
Start yelling at the crowd.
And he starts going off on the mic.
Yeah.
You don't need their applause.
He needs competition.
Yeah.
Did you ever think this was going to happen?
John Sino,
the title run one more time?
No, the heel turn.
no honestly i always wanted one
but i just always thought he was too
you know with the with the kids and the make a wish stuff
i always thought this there was like way too far
into his career to do it
is he still doing that
the one of those called
make a wish make a wish is he still doing that
i think so oh good man
I mean, that'd be
hardcore of him to keep up with the character
That's not doing right now
They said he broke a few times
Backstage with people's kids
They come up to him
I mean, if you're going to break character
Don't
Especially back backstage
They should tell him look
Nobody film him
Because it gets out
He didn't break character with that kid
overseas.
No. Well, I hope that kid
got something, man, because he became, he was
famous. He's talking
about toxic relationships and he was like,
like, that kid right there.
I still like that one video when someone did
the voice of, why the fuck you
pointing me out?
Oh, man, I fell for
that kid. I still want to get that
one of his shirts.
Which one?
I was
one of the ones the last time is now.
I have the only John Cena shirt I have is one of those
um
I don't know
hustle hate or whatever it says
on there.
Did you get the pop?
No I did the new one
the last one. Yeah the
whatever
the last time is now
let me see I have
The last one I bought was the invisible
The clear one.
He can't see me.
Oh, here it is.
Farewell.
Yeah.
I'm going to have to now.
This looks cool.
What's his shirt say?
The last time is
Now farewell tour.
I think I have one, just one of his,
he's got a bunch of them.
I know I have that you can't see.
one, the clear one. I just got it recently.
Then I have another one of these other ones
where he's got the green shirt on.
That's the shirt I have.
Speaking of that, I need to do some laundry.
My laundry thing is piling up in here
at the studio. My wife's getting mad
at me. I need to wash my clothes.
I only wear uniforms all week at work.
And then they're just black shirts.
So I'm constantly wearing these black shirts
because I like
they're nice
they feel good
not my work shirts I hate my work shirts
they don't fit
I raise my hand and my guts hanging out
I had to go by my own
the
the tall ones that are long
and why is the shirts on
are weak
this item is not currently available
weak the John Cina one
I guess I got to wait
for the next one
Speaking of Funko Pops, everyone.
Have you seen the Motel Hell one?
Yeah.
Oh, man, I still need to get that one.
The Vincent one.
Yeah.
With the pighead.
They only had on for like two minutes at the end of the movie.
I'm surprised they did this one.
A lot of some, I don't know, surprise or not,
welcome to the horror returns.
Some people never seen Moly.
tell hell. And I'm like, wait, what?
I don't know. Some of these horror groups in there and they don't
never have seen it. I don't know how. I mean,
you can't not escape this image of motel.
If it's either him with the pig head on or
the head's sticking up out of ground. Yeah. I mean,
those are the things you can't. The movie's goofy.
But how do you not know? And I was so shocked that they,
that Funko did this one.
So I'm like, I think most of my collection, Funkos,
I got a few Star Wars, mainly my biggest is the horror stuff
and Godzilla and a lot of wrestling ones.
Looking around my robe.
Ah, my Hardy Boys won.
I wanted to get, I knew I should have bought two.
I went to a, during one of the holiday live shows,
It was the show right before TLC when it was last time it was in San Jose.
Theo and I went to Coliseum Arena for W.A.
There was nobody there, but we still had a good time.
I went over to the little, the merch stands, and I saw the Hardy Boys double pack.
And I've never seen it anywhere else.
I said, if I don't buy it now, I ain't going to get it at all.
I'm glad I did.
So my favorite tag team of all times.
But all right boys and girls that is oh what did they grade this one
An a minus I just gave it a regular a
Give it a B a the ending was probably the best part and
Again our truth
I'm like I said I'm glad that he's still around
They rarely use him in the ring
For anything I haven't seen I don't even the last time he's
he was at a
PLE
much he's come out in
Royal Rumbles right
Who?
Our truth
I don't even know if he did the
Royal Rumble
I think the last one I remember is when he
came running in
and brought out
pulled out a ladder
and then
everyone was like, what are you doing?
I don't know, man.
I think he's just been doing like comedic stuff backstage.
Which is good, man.
I like the whole thing when he comes out,
what's up?
And everyone's screaming around at him.
But I'm just glad he's around with all the cuts they've been doing the last few years.
Well, I heard he's very well liked backstage.
Good.
I hope so, man.
Because he's as far,
I've never seen him in the news and his personal life of doing anything bad.
Like a lot of wrestlers do.
Oh, man.
I'm surprised they don't send him to Comic Con every year.
Yeah, you think.
Make him like an ambassador.
Yeah.
I wonder he's going to be there this year.
Because last year,
CM Punk and there was only two.
Shit.
What was the chick that was teamed up with?
um shana uh
Zoe Stark yeah Zoe Stark she was there
at least she answered my question when I asked her how her head
because when she had that ladder match
slam the back of her head
she goes I was dazed but I'm good
I was like all right I just yelled it out and she answered it
so I thought that was cool
but her figure never even came out yet
because they were
advertising
her figure
she got one
because she got
real emotional
because it was
her first figure
which was awesome
I was glad
I was there to see it
and old man punk
was supposed to come out
and that hasn't even come out yet
well if it is
I haven't seen it
or I'd have it
but speaking of punk
I did get his
newest
main event
uh series 154
this is the old long hair punk
that he's got
right
as soon as he's
he came back to WWE, boom, they've just been pumping out his figures again.
So, all right.
I got some of his first go-around.
I got his AEW ones and whatever the last couple.
I think the last few figures I bought have been punked.
Well, except for the double pack with Mommy and Dirty Dom before he grew the mustache.
When is the next PLE?
Is it next month?
main events on the 24th.
Jay Uso versus Logan Paul.
That's next week.
And CM Punk and Sammy Zane
versus Seth Rons and Braun Breaker.
And I heard a rumor
there might be John Cena versus
Our Truth.
That'd be good. I mean, good for our truth.
Hmm.
24th shit, I'll be in
no. Well, that morning
I'll be in Texas and then I'm going to Arizona.
I won't be able to watch it until I get home
I'm going to Dallas on the 22nd
hopefully go well I go to a graduation on the 23rd
and then hopefully that night
I can go to Texas Frightmare
I'm only going to go over just Friday because Saturday I got to fly out in the
morning to Arizona
hmm hmm I don't even
know who's going to be at Texas
Prime Mirror. I was just maddening go last year.
I'll run up here.
Yeah, I'd pull it to pull it up.
Let me see. Man, you're killing me.
I know there was a cancellation.
I think that girl from
she's in Abigail and Freaky Friday.
What's his name pulled out?
Charles Band.
that one director guy
oh Jack Osborne
cancelled
Catherine Newton
yeah that's who I was talking about
Ty West
he pulled out of it
so he's not going to be there
yeah
let's see
Damien Leonet
David Howard Thornton
Lauren Lavera and
Elliot Fulham from Terrifier
Bruce Campbell
Oh Patricia Arquette's going to be there for her first
Her sister's going to be there too
Rosanna
Yeah
Bruce Abbott
Betsy Parker
Melissa Barrer
Linda Blair
Jasmine Savoy Brown
from Scream
Sybil Danning
Richard Chavez
from Predator
Poncho
Bill Duke
Johnny Drama
he's gonna be there
Kevin Dylan
Barbara Crampton
Jeffrey Combs
Oh that one kid
Elliot Foeman
Yeah
Kevin Durran
Mark Duplas
Kane Hodder
I'm gonna hold off on
Damien Leon
He's gonna be
I think
We were supposed to do
something with him
That last time we was
all supposed to go. Is he going to be
that Sinister
Creature Khan in June? Oh, no, it's just some
David Howard Thornton was going to be there.
I thought
he was going to be. Oh, fuck, Bill Mosley
canceled week.
Shawnee Smith's going to be there.
Again? Her line was hell
long. I wanted to meet her, but no.
The girl Abigail.
I played Abigail.
She's going to be there.
Alyssa Sutherland.
I met her. She's too fine.
A chick from Evil Dead Rise.
The Mist.
Devin Sawar.
He is going to be
Sinister Creature Khan. That's where I'm going to
meet him. I want him to sign my
fanatic
Blu-ray.
For those of you in the Sacramento area on June
21st and 22nd at the Scottish
Rights Center,
David Howard Thorne's going to be there,
Doug Bradley, Doug Jones.
Devon Sawa
Daniel Harris
Little Gage
Miko Hughes
Jamie Kennedy
Uh
Camille Keaton
She was a chicken
I spit on your grave
The original one
Sean Roberts
He was in some
Resident Evil films
And Land of the Dead
Emily Perkins
She was in the original It
As well as Ginger Snaps
Brett Wagner
He was in the Crazies
And he played
Leatherface
And Texas
Shane saw Masker remake.
He did like one scene and then got hurt.
And they had to replace him with that one big dude from
was he Zengief and
Street Fighter.
I think he was like that.
Something Bernowski.
Yeah, that dude.
Oh, and this is the guy I want to meet.
Michael Hardgrove.
He was in the last Candyman movie.
He was the guy that
they thought was Candyman.
they killed him.
Oh, yeah.
I think he was...
Daniel Harris.
Yeah, I met her a few times.
She's cool.
But David Howard Thornton, this is the one.
I mean, it's a smaller con.
So, I mean,
it's easier to meet the people you want to meet,
and I'm having to sign my tear fire.
Two.
That was my favorite one out of the three.
Everybody go back into archives and look for our interview we did with him.
The best day to go if you want to get some words from these people is on Sunday
when everyone's kind of done with the weekend and they're leaving.
But the little stars, they're around, they stick around.
They'll most likely give you a few words for whatever.
Because all my experiences with everyone, that was on Sunday.
Because I wish I would have pulled my phone out, but I didn't want to be that that guy.
with Nick Castle.
I had a long conversation with him.
It was on Sunday.
Everybody was leaving.
No one was around.
So he was like, yeah, man.
I didn't even talk about Halloween.
I just talked about the last Starfighter because he directed that.
And he was cool.
Answered all my questions and everything.
But all right, everyone, that's enough of the horror returns.
Just get ready for the next episode.
But if you are going to be a Texas Frightmare, if I'm there,
it's only going to be Friday and I'll try to meet whoever I can.
I'm sure Patricia Arckey's line is going to be out the door.
Somehow I'll just forget that.
I'll try for Kevin Dillon.
I like him to sign my blob DVD or Blu-ray.
And I want to meet that Elliot Foamund kid and have him sign my Terifier too.
Yeah, he seems like I've seen like videos of him.
He seems super cool.
yeah, Kane Hodder
He's a cool guy
But he just seems like
He's about business
I met him once and he was really cool though
He seems really intense
Yeah
Shawnee Smith
Beautiful young woman
But I don't know if she was tired
But I don't know
She seemed kind of weird
When I met her in Sacramento
As Sinister CreatureCon
During her panel
She was just like
Like she was hell of tired
I don't know.
See that video
Wet Movie 1 put out
saying Linda Blair
was not nice
when he met her
or every time he's met her.
Maybe she didn't want no camera in her face
but she was nice when me and Mike met her.
She signed Mike's
Exorcist
Blu-ray and she was cool.
Take a picture with him.
And we
where were we?
He was Riffaside something.
I don't know, some horror convention.
And now she was really nice.
She was cool.
Gave us hugs and nice to meet us and all that.
I don't know.
Maybe it's just him.
But, well, movie one, he's a good guy.
Check him out, everyone.
Check out his YouTube page.
He's been cool every time I've met him.
But, all right, boys and girls.
I don't know how long we've been going,
but we're out of here this episode.
shoot on over to
the horror returns.com
for everything else involved
with the network, regular show.
Episode is coming.
I don't know what you guys are doing,
but...
The episode might be a little late this week.
We ran into some technical difficulties.
There is no longer Skype
and we are looking for a new
thing to record on.
Well, this is the Zoom edition
of the Horror Returners.
And everything else Brian and I are going to do
And we're going to be part of the Zim Nation.
So I'm paying for it.
So we got to use it.
But action returns and stream
Feeds is coming. And our
other show that we started
that we didn't have a name yet when I can
give it to you until the next episode. Speaking of that,
Brian, I'll tell you something I want to do for that show.
Okay.
But all right, everybody. We're out of here.
It is late.
And we'll try to be
back really soon with whatever. So just keep an eye on all our socials and everything.
So but with that, everyone, please be safe out there. Oh, go listen to the latest E- Society
and the last Magnus podcast episode that I put out like a week or so ago. But everyone, yeah,
we're out of here. So until next time, be safe out there and party on. And be good to each other.
