The Horror Returns - The Wrestling Returns - WWE: Crown Jewel (2024)

Episode Date: November 19, 2024

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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, welcome to another episode of the wrestling returns. Wrestling fans, we are back for Crown Jules. I'm your host, Brian. With me as always is my brother Ness. What's up, man? Yo, what is up, everybody? But before we dive into this, I know it's been a few weeks since this has happened, but the other night on Netflix, if it worked for you, mine kept going out.

I did end up getting seeing it, but the return of Iron Mike Tyson taking on Jake Paul, the YouTuber, content creator, whatever the hell they're calling him. Did you watch it? Yeah, I did the, or I didn't do, I watched a live stream with the, with the geeks as they were doing the, the commentary for it. Did it keep stopping for you guys? you know I had one buffering issue it was right when Mike

was doing his entrance and it was only for like five seconds other than that mine was perfectly clear throughout the whole card I watched the undercard fights too so I had no issues uh I'd miss the

the first two two um fights I ended up watching the uh was a katy taylor and amanda um what's her name serrano sarano yeah yeah i ended up watching that whole that one man that katy chick man shit man uh Amanda's uh one of her um trainers man he was going off at the end calling her a cheater and everything but uh that head butt that that was intentional that first one that busted her open I don't

I don't think so. All the other time, she kept leaning into it while it was open and raking her head up or either down, trying to make it bigger. But my thing is, you're the trainer for Serrano. He's making accusations. This is how she fights. Prepare your fighter then. Yeah. I mean, if you knew that was going to happen, yeah, get ready and do the same thing back.

I thought that fight was pretty good. I liked it. They didn't like the outcome, but it was good. They went the distance. But I had no issues with that. I mean, the stream was fine. And then that whole half hour of whatever before the main event. I mean, that must have been sucked if you were on the East Coast.

Because it came on, what, 12, 2 in the morning? and it was because it was 11 o'clock for us, 10 o'clock for you. And I was like, damn, man, this is hell of late. What's going on? So, I don't know, no, it was nine for us here in California and eight for you by the time they came on. Because I think it was 11 in Texas in Arlington at the Cowboys Stadium. Um, as soon as Mike got into, no, they were, their bell rang. They started walking towards each other.

Then it froze. I went, ah, so it took like, uh, a while for it to come back on because when it finally came back on, it was round three. I was like, oh, man. So we had to go back and, uh, and watch the first two rounds. But we ended up catching up, but do you think it was, uh, the fix was in on this honestly no I think for all the people that got upset you got what was gonna happen I called my my prediction was Mike by knockout in by rounds round two but I

knew ultimately he wasn't gonna win the fight he's 58 years old he hasn't fought in a long time he looked amazing but there's a difference between being in shape and being in fighting shape and the reason why i called for a knockout in the second round because if it went past round two i knew his legs weren't going to be under him and you could tell by i think round three he was gassing he wasn't the footwork wasn't gone the head movement wasn't gone he was starting to eat a couple punches which I do discredit Jake because I think him being in there with Tyson kind of scared. I mean, he said it after at the end of the fight. You know, I was scared to be in there with him.

That's why he wasn't going in for the kill. But he had plenty of opportunities to put Mike down. But he was a little too cautious in there. I don't know, man. I was just like watching all those videos of Mike training. and we didn't even see any of that he got a couple of licks in i know there's a lot of conspiracy theories going on about it um because it was tic talk just blew up with all kinds of videos saying that mike kept signaling him or jake would signal on him when he was getting uh too wild and

they say that about all jake's fights so i was like i don't know man it wasn't what i wanted i figured but I did say if Tyson did knock him out by the third round, I said it was going to go the distance and Jake was going to win. And that's exactly what happened. So I was kind of like, but I mean, I wasn't the only one that was mad. I mean,

I've seen Tyson since I was a teenager watching him, uh, destroy everybody and then basically almost destroy his career with, with his, uh, sexual allegations and everything. him going to prison for it. And I wish I had

the tweet pulled up. Somebody said this ruin all of Tyson's fights for that person. What? Get the fuck out of here, man. He's 58 years old. He had a payday. This doesn't change anything

that he's done throughout his career. This isn't a career fight. I mean, his career, I mean, he he fought the best he beat the best he was on top uh until he just until busted douglas came along and knocked him out but oh god i remember i remember being a kid watching that fight yeah i remember watching it too being mad i was just like i was like why why you looking for your mouthpiece just get up don't put the mouthpiece in wrong and everything i was like oh man yeah i mean

Mike Tyson wasn't that during that five with Busted Douglas man That wasn't um Everyone was I don't know Things people saying that he just didn't train hard enough Yeah that was the Robin given days Yeah so there was a lot going on in his life But I mean

To me I always say As soon as somebody says I can't be beat I won't be beat I'm the best And then you get beat up And you get beat up I mean, to me, I always thought that you jinxed yourself by saying that. I mean, the great one, Muhammad Ali, Cassius Clay. His mama call him Clay.

I'm going to call him Clay. But he, same thing, man, his mouth, man. He was running his mouth. And yeah, he backed it up. He did. I remember watching Muhammad Ali when I was a little kid with my dad. But he also did the same. thing. I'm the greatest. I can't be beat.

And they ended up getting beat. Yeah. If you want to go more recent, Connor McGregor. Yeah. Became a double champion in the UFC. Talked all that. I can't be beat. His career has not looked the greatest

since becoming, well, he's not champ anymore. I mean, yeah. I mean, just keep your mouth shut. I mean, just go in there and fight. If you know you're good and then boom, just be humble about it. Don't start talking. What's her name?

The baddest woman on the planet. Rhonda Rousey. She said the same thing. I can't be beat. I'll never be me. She got kicked that head. Everybody says that. What's her name?

Amanda Nunes. She's still on top? I think she, no, she retired. Oh, okay. Well, she retired as champ. See, there you go. Let me get out. why they get into it.

Rhonda, Rhonda did it to herself, that fight where she got knocked out. She tried to disrespect a preacher's daughter, one of the most sportsman-like fighters in the game. Yeah, I mean, she just, I know, man, when you kick ass, man, I mean, that you get a little cocky. And then, I mean, I mean, everyone gets beat at some point in another. I mean, I thought I couldn't be beat when I was.

out there doing my thing, other than my brother always beating me up. But I didn't come out saying I'm the greatest street fighter and I'm a whoop everyone's ass, man, but I was pretty confident and then the guy ended up getting beaten up by one of my, well, he wasn't my friend at the time, but after that fight, we became buddies. We became hell of tight. So I think that was cool. But, I mean, yeah, I mean, who knows? Maybe any of you guys listening, you guys never lost a fight.

anything but I don't know it's just that's how it goes everyone loses at one point we all know somebody that says that I know somebody that says I had to tell him you ain't had no real fight yet I mean if Jake goes to fight real fighters

in his weight class his age do you think he's good who did he fight where he lost. I mean, he didn't get knocked out. He fought, um, I forget his name. He's, uh, Tyson Fury's brother. He's a legit boxer, right? Yeah, legit boxer. Lost to him. Technically, it was, it was a horrible ass fight. I don't even, I really don't count that fight because for, for Fury, uh, I can't remember his first name, but for him to be a legit boxer has more experience in the game than Jake. He should have beat him more decisively than a fight that could have gone either way.

Yeah, but, I mean, I think if Jake starts fighting real boxers, his age, I mean, I think he'll get a rude awakening. Who knows? Maybe he'll win. Maybe he not. But I think he would lose against some real fighters out there. There's only one big money fight left for him. That's his brother. Logan?

Yeah. I think he'd win. I mean, I mean, Logan's fresh and wrestling world, but I don't ever think I've seen any of him, his boxing, but his brother's little fucking brick house.

I mean, and Logan's, he's in shape and he's tall, but I don't know, man. I think Jake would knock him out, but I don't know. I just think that's, This was kind of the last big payday as far as celebrities because I think this kind of sour people on

watching his fights and I think that's the only I mean maybe maybe Mayweather maybe they can swing some kind of storyline how he He beat Logan and Jake's gonna avenge his brother some bullshit like that, but I don't I don't see anybody else Yeah, we'll just we'll just we'll we'll see what happens all right everybody enough of the the boxing returns

onto what we're here for this the WWE Crown Jewel took place November 2nd in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia I assume the AC was pumping in there or does this place not have a roof

do you know oh no it has a roof yeah they think somebody sprung for the AC this time. They learned their lesson. And what did you think about these belts? I know we kind of talked about it before, but now that they're in

two champ's hands, what do you think of them? Okay, looks wise, they're beautiful, chunky belts. But other than that, they are pointless. I haven't been keeping up with the regular weekly stuff, but did they come out holding two?

two belts? I don't think so. Okay. The belts wherever bronze stromans, world, world's greatest rumble belt or whatever the hell is called. Oh, man. Yeah, I mean, November 2nd, it was kind of early for us. I missed it completely. I was out. I was actually in Texas when it was, airing so but I did see the the main event as it was going on I kind of got a break of what I was doing but the first match which I didn't think should have been first it could have been

later maybe right before the main event Roman rains and the Uso's taking on the the fake bloodline they not the ones solo Chicago According to Jimmy, they ain't the ones either. Yeah. Nobody's the ones. Tomatanga. I thought this match was pretty awesome.

What did you think? Yeah, I thought it was pretty good. I'm liking what they're doing with solo lately. You said you haven't been keeping up with the week-to-week stuff? Yeah. They're starting to let him kind of just... be himself kind of put a little bit more personality into his character and it's been working for me and I like this this dynamic with the the OG bloodline how they're all agreeing to be

equal nobody's above the other person but I still like when after Roman and Jimmy came in the Jay's music hit and Romans just looking at the crowd like the fuck is going on I mean the crowd man the the WWE universe over in Saudi Arabia man they were hyped and they were loud so I loved all that because when the bloodline came out and they started pointing in the air everybody was booing them giving them the thumbs

down and everything so I like when when WWE goes to different countries because they're a lot louder than us here in America. I mean, don't get us wrong. I mean, we love wrestling too and woo hoot and holler if we're there. But these countries that don't get it as much as us,

I mean, the previous premium live events, man, they were hell loud. So, and they did have the loud meter or whatever going on. But the new bloodline, the fake bloodline,

they, I mean, they're doing their jobs man everyone's booing them everyone's hating on them so i mean they're doing something right and i i think this bloodline i mean nothing against the usos and roman rains those guys are tough but this crew man these are a bunch of little street brawlers so i mean i'm scared of uh jacob fat too he just looks scary how i would walk across the street if i saw him coming they've been using his like real life situations and in the storyline with his character talking about how he's a thug

how he used to be locked up and that was like a I guess a real issue of him coming to WWE because he has a history of being locked up so he's really done time yeah I like dirty dom and what's his name

cracks me up was it a Tomatanga yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah oh man yeah when Roman Rains and Jimmy came out

I mean everyone was hyped and everything but when Jay's music hit yeah Roman was just like what the fuck man I mean and it took I mean Jay comes in like how Roman did

through the crowd but instead of just being all rough and tough man everyone was hooting and dancing and eating it up and everything so but yeah it took him a minute to get to the ring. But yeah, Roman, I mean, he's, I hope that he don't have to, he don't fight.

I think that Usozaman just be a team again. I mean, these guys are all family no matter what in the end. But I don't know. But I don't know if we're going to get the heel Roman anymore. Do you think that'll go back or do you think he's going to be a face? He's an in-betweener. all right so but um i still don't like this whole yeat thing but it's getting over it's getting over with the crowd and everything he stopped doing it but

no but even if he stops doing it everyone's still going to do it no matter what so look like he's selling hell of t-shirts and sunglasses so i don't think they're going to stop yeah i mean eric my son keeps going to why they keep saying i said i don't know man somebody told him to say it so now he's saying it but again it's getting over with the crowd especially in other countries man these these kids were hyped when he came out so but yeah it took a minute for him to get to the ring because he kept stopping and everything and hooting and hollering and roman rains was just giving them the side eye and just kind of smacking his lips it hit everything

with this match man again i think it should have been later down on the card but uh they went hard during this one um of course there was some mix some mess-ups but there's mess-ups in every match i mean they they always can't be perfect but jim jimmy had one that was bad yeah that one was pretty obvious so but i mean you got to just keep the keep going to keep going man you drop the ball you got to keep dribbling so but I liked what was going on in this one um because the action kept going back and forth I mean it took a minute for Roman to get in because that's what everybody wanted man the crowd was there everybody wanted the tribal chief the OTC and when he finally came in is when everyone got super hyped I was too because I was like

man what is he waiting for get him but the brothers, man, they were getting beat up. They're pretty bad. Solo's the youngest one, right? Out of those two? Yeah, he's the baby. He don't look like the baby, but... No, he's way bigger than both of them.

But I did like the match, man. I mean, it went. They went hard. Jimmy, man, he probably got... Or Jay, he got beat up the most out of everyone. He didn't want to tag Grumman in. Yeah. He kept getting his ass beat through the whole thing.

I love how Jacob knows sells everybody's punches and hits. They're like super kick him and he just looks at him, shakes his dreads, puts up the prayer hands, screams, I love you solo, and then like kicks him. But I think he's The first to leave I think they're They're kind of setting that whole thing up Um

Ride this for a little while Before people start leaving I don't think it'll happen soon I think they just started planting the seeds Because the whole Because him and Toma Tonga Were the tag team champs And Solo made him give the belt

To Tongaloa And they had that minute Where he was just kind of looking at Solo At the fuck kind of have a feeling that solo and uh jacob are gonna something's gonna happen and they're gonna end up battling each other and then for whatever reason maybe uh jacob would go over to roman and be a part of his crew so i don't know man i see some uh some sides changing so but we'll see we'll see you when it comes to the the theories on who's behind

all this well the rock's got to come at some point the final boss yeah because you see that clip of when he showed up at a I forgot what the last event was and solo and then we're in the crowd and solo looked at the camera and he was he said something like it's all part of the plan I could see that

um the rock's got to be behind some of it I mean, because, I mean, we were supposed to get rock and Roman rains at WrestleMania, but that didn't happen because everything with Seth Reynolds and all that fell apart. But I don't know, man. I mean, we'll see. Maybe the Rock still wants to go after Roman. I could see him pulling the strings for solo, being mad at Roma for not getting a job done with Cody. Yeah, I see the rock wearing those, whatever that red.

stuff is a little look like they look like little chili pepper. Yeah, I have a feeling the rock's going to come in and they're going to put it on him. And he's going to be the leader of the bloodline or the fake bloody line. Would you be down for a united bloodline? Who would they be going against? I mean, that would be cool. I don't know. I mean, we have talked about this.

I mean, like if all of them got together, I mean, gals is. well. And then the rock was the leader. I mean, I think it would work. And they would probably destroy everyone. So you would have to do some kind of, like how they're working with like TNA and stuff like that. You'd have to have bloodlines showing up on TNA just like destroying everybody. That would be cool.

Oh, man. I don't, I don't want to hype myself up, but it never happened. but I mean it would be awesome but you never know man I mean this is wrestling anything can happen and it has excuse me in the past I mean there's been plenty of times where we think that nothing it would never happen or these people would never join one another and next thing you know it it happens so yeah they everybody keeps saying this is the new WWE with Triple H running it so

Well I like what he's doing so far Hopefully when Raw goes to Netflix In January That it Doesn't get The Jake Paul and Tyson treatment To where it's gonna mess up But then

We were talking about this on the last East Society And Theo said that I guess there's a football game On Christmas Live on Netflix think too so we'll see how that goes hopefully maybe they they worked out the kinks i mean but that the fight stream everybody in the world wanted to watch it so i'm sure there's just quadruple and many viewers wanting to watch it and and maybe that was a cause i don't know or maybe they just technology i mean it fails sometimes

So I don't know. We'll see how it goes on Christmas because that's the next live event. Like I said, Raw don't start until next month. I think they announced the premiere date is January 6. And I think they said Raw is going back to three hours. I hope there's no commercial breaks. Just make it go straight through. So I don't know.

Damn, I didn't even think about that. or do like AEW did keep the match going in the corner and then maybe throwing some kind of advertisement for whatever because during the fight they were throwing that advertisements but for different shows yeah they had to let you know about

Cobre Kai and uh whatever movie Cameron Diaz came out of retirement for I didn't even know she was gone but speaking of Cobra Kai, man Did you watch all Five episodes?

Hell yeah I didn't watch the final The 10th episode I watched the first four So And I didn't realize We were getting Five more episodes

Yeah I thought that was it I think I'm not 100% sure I think in January Part 3 is coming out It's that February February

Okay Yeah Ooh that was a good Simone drop. Jacob Fartu jumped in the ring, popped up Jimmy or Jay,

and then caught him in midair and gave him the Simone drop. And yeah, earlier, I remember while we're talking, there was Jimmy was yelling at Jay like, tag him, tag him in. Because Roma just had his hand out. And then when he wouldn't tag him, he was just giving him the like,

what the fuck look? And everything. But yeah, now Jimmy's or Jay is on the other side and they're just beating the hell out of them. But I mean,

Jay, I liked Jimmy, but then he got hurt so he kept going. But the way Jay is getting over with everyone now as a singles wrestler, I mean, I mean, he is on fire right now. I mean, he's getting it. He's got everyone hyped up, but

we'll see. But I don't know. I guess he was kind of more trying to showboat take it because it seemed like it was Jay mostly through the whole, through the whole match because he kept getting beaten up and they wouldn't let him get over to the corner to make a tag

and so, but out of the two who are the Uso's, which one who do you like best? I like Jimmy. I don't think he's got enough time to shine on his own because I think he's the one

that keeps getting hurt. Yeah. I think he has just as much potential to shine as Jay does. It's just Jay put into work, got in great shape, and he somehow got this

yeat thing over, which you and me both are, we've told stories of both our kids talking about that the word was like five, ten years ago. But he got it over. Yeah.

I mean, everyone says it. I mean, even when he stops and Stella going, ooh, so he just goes, Phil puts his hands up and heet, and everyone. And I don't know, now's the time that it's going to happen for Jimmy. I mean, it's not, well, now it's not

going to, because he didn't even get his own entrance. He came out with Roman's music. Yeah. So he's back to being kind of a lackey. Yeah. What happened to the Singh brothers? They're running with gender.

Oh, so they end up going back with him? Yeah, they're the Bollywood boys now. I think I said last time on here, I seen him pop up in the indie's gender. He's not gender no more. He couldn't use that name. I see what's his name? Alberto Del Rio. still out there doing it i don't know they were in some kind of uh a gym a uh like on the basketball court

everything set up and yeah that that guy thinks he's coming back one day i think if he ever did come back it would be for like raw rumble or something and hey we'll pay this much just come out and and do your thing but i don't know who was he dating when he went all crazy page yeah and i heard he didn't treat her the best I believe it oh damn finally tagged Roman he gets into the ring and there comes solo

about to match it up Roman this is my ring try to give him the Samozo spike and it didn't work and I was just going to work on each other boom back and forth I was watching this there's a page

on um Instagram I forgot what it was called but they uh like botch wrestling or something like the botches or whatever but then they they show uh clips every now and then of uh guys that don't sell and then they get those receipts I was like damn there was one fool I don't know if he was a part of the show uh it was a little indie show

ooh rock bottom um He jumped up onto the apron and he was yelling with, I guess he was yelling back and forth with the ref. And then one of the wrestlers came out of nowhere and just clocked him hell of hard. And it didn't like, like how when they throw punches and you can see them pull it, nah, man, you heard that, man, you heard that. And it connected. And he just fell off and he was just laying there dead outside of the ring. don't jump in the ring if you don't want to get the shit beating out of you i mean shout out to the

the the micro something brawlers or whatever i don't know it was uh there there was some bar uh and everyone was hooting hollering then i guess some guy was drunk and his buddies dared him to jump in the ring uh he had a luchador mask on so he jumped in and as soon as he jumped in man the the wrestlers turned around just started beating the shit out of them and then they threw a valerie so yeah don't jump in the ring and get beat up but well once roman got in man he was doing pretty good but the usos man they they were all getting beat up and thrown out all over the place because then everyone else on the other side they kept jumping in but when jimmy jumped in there and started wrecking house on everybody giving everyone super kicks but then uh fatu came in and just

started fucking him he just looks crazy man i mean the the gold teeth and everything oh here comes uh j super kick kind of dazed him another super kick kicks him out of the ring uh solos back on his speed super kick by j um super kick again to jacob j runs and dive suicide dive out of the ring whoa almost messed up but jacob caught him and gave him a headbutt solo and roman are still in the ring and romans is not paying attention because solo is still staggering around that he jumps up superman punches him and then he goes the roman goes to the corner and gets everyone hyped up so he's ready for it how he just starts looking at the crowd hyping himself up shaking the ropes

he's about to do something but then Tamalo was it Tomatanga yeah he came running in or tried to grab Roman but then Roman pulled him in and threw him and he crashed into the ref so now the ref is laying there rolling around holding his head and then everyone jumped into the ring and they started

beating the shit out of Roman rains Jacob fought too he jumped up to the top and did that moonsault off off the top rope then he runs and dives out and crashes into the usos tamu tamu tanga he's laying there dead on the outside the ref is still laying there holding his head uh he's not doing good acting solo kind of gets back to his feet the ref is slowly getting up but he's still holding his head holding his eyes he doesn't know what's going on uh solo gives uh roman the the simone spike and then he pins them or tries a pin and no he did he ended up pinning uh roman rains i forgot

yeah so because it just went haywire at the end so the bloodline they were uh they were winning or they ended up winning this thing but then they all jumped into the ring roman is still laying there in the middle but all four of the bloodline jumped into the ring and the usos are laying out on the side dead and then they all start going to town uh jay no jimmy jumps back in the ring they start beating him up um then they take uh roman on the outside of the ring they started clearing off the table uh the announced table but before they can pick him up and uh slamming thuay here comes jay he comes back into the mix and breaks it up but then they they start beating the shit out of him uh really quick roman is laying there dead they all jump in the ring and they're starting to beat the shit out of

uh j he's just laying there getting beat up they uh they pick him up they bring in a chair and they're getting ready to jack him up but all of a sudden sammy zane's music hit and everybody ah everybody lost it uh i'm not that big of a sammy zane guy but i kind of when I lost a little two once his music hit because I was wondering who's going to come in and save him? I was hoping for the rock's music to hit, but it didn't. But Sammy, the part-time

ooze, he's back. You jumped into the ring. You said you wasn't watching the weeklies. I guess they were trying to get him to come back to the fold. And he said no. And then Jimmy found Sammy in the parking lot.

talking to Solo so they didn't know which side he was supposed to be on Uh-oh But yeah, because Solo's Come on man, join us, join us He's holding his hands out Trying to give him a hug But everyone's yelling no

Uh, Jay is laying in the corner With the, uh, the chair around his neck and he's just sitting there And Roman and Jimmy On the outskirts laying there But then all of a sudden Sammy Zane Springs in action

and he starts whooping on everyone the Uso's come back to life they start picking up everybody Roman Raines comes back to life they start throwing everyone out of the ring and they grabbed solo or Roman Reyes tried to grab solo and I don't know what happened he just fell over like he grabbed it

like grabbed his shoulders and then he just dropped and fell over so I don't know maybe something might have missed but everyone went to the four corners Solos in the middle of the ring and they're all getting ready to get him Sammy man he's standing and hyped up with his legs shaking

so he's ready to go the rest of them are just kind of on their knees watching the solo doesn't know what to do he's like kind of just spinning around but he's still trying to get Sammy to join him but then Roman springs into action he starts running towards Solo solo solo rolls out of the way Sammy Zane comes running and then

solo or Roman Raines Superman punches Sammy Zane, but I think he missed him because Sammy Zane kind of got out of the way, but he falls down and a solo jumped out of the ring. But then, oh, no, no, when Sammy Zane kicked Roman Rains when they were running at each other. Yeah, Gia mahalova kicked. Yeah. So he kicked him while he was in the air. so that's when everyone and then jay jumps in the ring he's starting to yell at sammy zane uh telling him but then jake jumps in the middle of him and he's trying to back them up

off of each other but then sammy zane kind of gets out of the ring and he's just not really sure uh what's going on so roman's laying there in the middle of the ring he kind of sits up and then he starts to get all mad and then that's the end of the match uh CBS sports gave this match a B minus I would just give it a straight B what would you have given it I think I think I'm a B plus I'm almost at

a I think it continues this bloodline story that's going on I don't even know what year number it's on that is gone but it's it's it's keeping the storyline fresh for the bloodline yeah so well we We'll see what goes on.

The next match, the women's tag team championship, Bianca Belair, the EST, and Jade Cargo, taking a damage control versus metaphor versus Chelsea Green and Piper Nevin. What were they, the Kabuki Warriors? No, that was with Oscar, huh? Yeah. Yeah. They can't just throw another Japanese girl in there and say,

you're the kabuki warriors oh man kairri sane man i love her she's so wacky and weird but in the best way i mean ioskeye or shirai whatever the hell

she goes by she's just as badass i mean i love her too but carrie's sane man this this new look man she kind of still does the pirate thing but not that much but it was a couple of the month or so ago when she dove out and slammed

into the announce table and cut her eye yeah oh man well it didn't leave a big scar so unless she's got hell of makeup covering it so but yeah I was excited for this match

I think they think they should change the name no damage control so yeah that was that was Bailey's thing yeah just like the judgment day shouldn't be the judgment day because two of the three founding members are not even there no more

yeah but uh what the hell was Jakara Jakara Jackson and Lash Legend yes Lash Legends uh she's a star she's a little rough around the edges but she'd take my money

she can take my money before i give it up to jade cargo i'm starting to start to lose it on her i like piper nevin uh do drop chelsea green she's alright put put that they just announced a woman's uh... United States championship put that belt on Chelsea Chelsea's a legend yeah

jade I mean I don't know I think they just pushed her up too quick so we'll see what happens I mean she's strong she got the muscle and everything but and have you noticed that there the I think it was Corey or it was Michael or Corey they started doing this like talking about there's some tension between jade and bianca and i i i don't like when they do that shit show me don't tell me because you ain't showed me nothing that said that they're starting to have tension between them i of course they're going to eventually have to battle each other something's going to happen it always happens uh with tag teams so yeah but just don't tell me if you haven't shown me nothing

just kind of makes me just say shut up Corey what the fuck are you talking about I hate him anyway but I mean this match I mean it had its moments but I was like they threw too many gals in one match so but I mean I get it you got to let everyone shine at some point and the girls I mean their costumes I thought they were cool

I mean they really spent time on designing everything I really liked Bianca's whatever her whole bejewed that shit was all over the ring by the end of this match it is now

it just began oh man luckily nobody slipped on him so I don't know what Eo was wearing her little space suit that silver and black body suit or whatever it was and Jade has it now Piper man I love you but I don't know where she was wearing either some kind of where she from Scotland I think we talked about it last time I think it's like a

call back to like her Scottish warrior Harry or something. Yeah, I mean, this match, like I said, there was too many gals in it. Everyone's got to shine at some point. But this was, this was the, does it have to be Bianca and Jade all the time? I mean, this Bianca could go back to being

a singles and everything. But, I mean, this match, it was all right. I mean, I didn't, nothing to write home about. I mean, I was kind of like, eh, but, What did you think overall? Yeah, I agree with you.

It was okay. I'm so over the Bianca Jade thing. I thought this would, because Kari Seine and E.O., they've been champions. They've been tag champions. So I felt like this match should have been like a showcase for the Meta Girls or Piper and Chelsea. And it just always came back to look how big and strong Jade. and Bianca are and I just like push some of the other girls you got you got some

talented females in this in this match and you're not really showcasing them yeah I mean it's like the the people to win the be a guy gals the ones that win the belts it just goes back and forth between them I mean just a ton of other women in the locker room. I mean, let some of them shine. Throw it on them. I mean, both EO. And has Kyrie? I don't think she's ever had a single championship. Has she? I might be thinking of NXT. She had a championship. Oh, there. Yeah, man, she was kicking ass. But when they brought her up, I don't think.

Because you already know this women's United States championship. It's going to go to somebody that's in the main event scene. I was Wait for Charlotte. Her me is just going to hit And then she's going to win it Like she always does It's going to be a surprise entrance In the tournament

And you're right Her me was going to hit Oh god That was a botch right there Eos Shirai tried to run up And Kyrie She did her job But she just didn't

Land right She tried to She was running She tried to hop and kairu gave her a boost but eos shirai like her right foot missed the top rope so she kind of slipped and then so she just kept it going though she just threw the other gal off the top rope but i mean those those two the damage control that them two gals man i mean i love both of them and they're awesome but i don't know man just

give him the belt again i'll be happy but i don't know but piper nevin she jumped into the ring and then she's just wrecking house she threw uh eosurai out and then uh kairi san came running in she grabbed her uh excuse me pop-up power bam bomb slammed her on the ground and uh so now uh piper's ruffing everyone up But then, what's her name, jumped into the ring? God damn it, what's her name? She's taken on Jade right now. Ooh, she's part of the meta, the four. Lash legend?

The tallest one, yeah. Lash, yeah. She's slapping up Jade. Good, somebody need to. There'd be jeweled stuff, man. But yeah, I mean, it went back and forth during this one. I mean, Chelsea, I like her. I mean, she does her job and everything, but I don't know.

I think they're kind of just not really pushing her that much. Chelsea and Piper on the outside ring. Kyrie Seine jumps up, gives her that, what's she called her little pirate elbow? The insane elbow. Yeah, she gets. And then, E.O. she jumps up on the top rope looking down at everyone

and then she does the backflip off and crashes into all three of them knocks them down um god damn what is the the redhead or the redhead one in the car yeah

she's standing on her shoulders of the other gal and then she does she jumps off and crashes in all four of them see what I like about to the ground better girls they actually have tag team moves oh man

bianca came running in and now she fell out of the ring or all of them are laying there dead on the ground but uh kairi she uh eo she kind of came back to life everyone else still laying there she jumped up and uh she ran the other side of the ring but now uh jade and and chelsea are in the middle of the ring I mean, I get it. I mean, Jade, she is who she is, but she's just trying to be too, too badass. She tried to pin Chelsea, but then E.O. and Kyrie came running into the ring and broke it up. But, I mean, the women, this match, I mean, I didn't really care for it, but they, they kept it going.

I mean, everybody was constantly beating the hell out of somebody. I mean, they'd all lay there for a minute. the breath and they'd come back to life and they get back of the ring and start beating everyone up so right now kairie and e or wrecking house on everyone uh they just uh beat down uh bianca and she rolled out the ring and piper jumped into the ring like she's getting ready to do something but uh damage control they are putting the damage uh on everyone so but i don't even remember who won this match You know who won. Oh,

Oh, man, Piper, man. I'll give it to her. I thought she was going to go all the way in the top. But she went to the second rope. And then. Oh, I like the double team move right there by the meta girls. Yeah. Oh, man.

What's her name, man? Jay, man, she's strong. She got a Piper up on her shoulders. and then Bianca jumps off the top of the clothesline crashes her they pick her up slamer on the ground and then they pinned Piper Nevin and that's that's the end I wish the belts would have changed but I don't know we'll see how long this reign of terror for for them but after the match was over They all just got out got out of there, but I mean, I'll give it to Piper. She, she was doing some high moves that she never does.

So, but yeah, Jade and Bianca Bella are still the women's tag team champs. But what did they give? They gave it a B. I ought to give it like a B minus. What would you give it now? A B. It was fine. I just felt like they should have showcased the other wrestlers other than Bianca and Jade.

I mean, we had Bianca and the main event for WrestleMania, what two or three out of the last four WrestleMania. So I will see. Next match, Seth Rohn's taking on. What are they calling? Big Bronson Reed. Yeah. Where's Bronson Reed from?

Is he? I think New Zealand. Oh, okay. I think he's Samoan. I think he's from New Zealand. Well, yeah, man. Bronson Reed came walking down the ramp, but then Seth jumped out of the ring,

and they just started beating the hell out of each other right then and there. Okay, that's what to say. I didn't want to call a Kiwi, a gnawisie. I did. Apologize, everyone. So they beat me up. But yeah, they stayed on the ramp.

I was happy that there was a ramp again in a big stage, not just them flat on the ground or having to run 100 miles out of the dugout to get to the ring. But, yeah, Seth, he started going to work on Brunton. And then Brunton was beating the hell out of him. But then he picked up Seth. I thought he was going to throw him off the stage. But they start fighting each other going back. down the ramp and then they both get towards the ring well Seth he got thrown into the crowd

because Bronson re grabbed him by the throat backed him up bumped into the camera guys they're all like all in the way they're trying to hold the camera steady and protected but it just got out of control for a second but Seth he crawled back into the crowd now he's back in the ring the bell hasn't even run yet and they're just jumping all over and beating the hell out of each other

uh Seth Rons at a suicide dive out and crashed in the the bronze and reed so he's laying they're dead but all little kids that are right there in the front man they were hyped

they were ah they were all hooting holler and hollering and hoot and hollering um uh Seth goes running up behind the little of this still on the outside of the ring he goes running up uh

tries and just jumps right into Bronson Reed's arms. But then Bronson, when he's got him, he throws Seth over the corner that always gets crashed into and falls apart. He threw him onto one of the chairs. He landed perfectly on the chair. So I thought that was a good throwing him. But then he finally grabs Seth and that throws him into the ring. So they're finally in the ring now. And then they go to work.

Brunton Reed's a big dude everyone I mean I wouldn't want to try to fight this guy But he's he's hardcore he climbed up to the top rope and then dove off but the way the camera was all shitty It didn't look like he connected but when he got up he was on all four set sprung back into action range Just gave him a curb stop onto the onto the mat when did they start Letting him do that because didn't they ban that that move for a little while I guess is I would have to say now that he's a top star and it doesn't help the triple H is running the company now because they brought back a pile drivers too now yeah well they're all back to life and Seth is um you had a couple moves he had a couple moves that

was banned that they brought back didn't they bring back buckle bombs yeah that too Seth tried to pick him up, but he fell down. He was laying there on the ground between Brons's legs, and he just did a Naya and just sat right on. Seth Rowe's chest. I don't know how much he weighs, man. I'm sure I'll probably weigh more than him, but Bronson Reed. He's a big boy.

So he picks up Seth and starts beating the hell out of him, throwing him all over the ring. Bronson is 3.30. Damn. What am I three? I think I'm 350 now. So I'm still losing everyone. Started at 378.

Now I'm 350. So I need to get. I'm shooting for at least 100. Let me get back into the 200s again. That's when I'm, I was still big and I was overweight. I'm back in fighting shape. No, yeah. And I need to get.

I need to get back in that. I'm my record right now. I'm going to try to for at least $2.50. So we'll see. But it's kind of tough to do my program because I was doing a lot of walking. And then now it's freezing outside. I mean, even during the day. But, man, Seth's pretty strong, man.

He picked up Bronson Reed, but couldn't slam him. And he fell backwards right into a pin. Bronson landed on top of him. He tried to pin him or he did pin him. but then Seth kicked out. So, and he's 350? Man, that's a lot of weight. I mean,

do you lift or anything? Oh, that takes a lot of energy. Yeah, I don't know. I don't even know how much I was lifting some over 100 pound boxes today from carts and putting them

onto the belt as we're loading the plane, but that shit. was even having that heavy i couldn't even imagine picking up 200 pounds but much less 3 50 and miss seth's pretty strong so i take it bronson's tall uh six feet yeah because seth is tall up now they're doing the chops so i was pretty sloppy now he stuck to punch uh bronson and give him the chops but then bronson gives him a knee drops him about to pick him up for uh pop-up power bomb but then Seth reverses it into a DDT and came down brother read he's laying there middle of the ring that was a good move man I mean Seth's the main the architect Monday night

Rollins or whatever's name and the Messiah and Seth freaking Rollins and all that man he's he's doing it he's doing this thing man I've always liked him man even when he was during the shield years when he had the blonde streak on the side of his head yeah Those days. I liked with, this is when Mox, aka Dean Ambrose was still in WWE,

and they all hated each other, but I can't remember which pay-per-view it was. Seth was on the outside of the ring. Roman and Dean Ambrose was standing there, and Seth threw down his fist, like, come on, let's do the shield thing. And they just looked at him and started beating

this shit out of him. It was his fault, man. He broke up the shield. I was so mad. I was, I was hella mad when that happened. So, because the shield was kicking ass for a while.

But, yeah, Seth is back in action. And then Bronson Reed, man, he climbs up to the second rope. Getting ready to give Seth a suplex,

but Seth is starting to grab him and throw him around. giving him head butts pushes Bronson Reed straight back Seth goes up to the top rope up frog splash right on top of him good job camera cameraman or is this the drone that's flying around probably the drone yeah that was that was kind of a high shot so but yeah they're both springing in action he's trying to chop down Bronson Reed but it ain't happening giving him a lot of arms but then Seth jumps off

or comes off the off the ropes and then Bronson just jumps up and just lands on him like a brick wall and he goes falling down he picks him up tries to do a pop-up power bomb and go for the pin but then Seth kicks out

so Bronson Reed was picking up Seth Rohns pretty much this whole max and slamming him on the ground so I thought that was really cool but when Bronson Reed went up to the top rope getting ready to give Seth a super

superplex off the top man that's a that's a long fall and it connects and then he rolls over for the pin but then Seth kicks out oh man 350 man

they're doing that flip that's that's crazy I wouldn't do it even if I was like 150 don't don't try these moves at home uh boy the girls i know we did when we were kids we were stupid kids set is laying in the middle of the ring bronson climbed up to the top but then set rolled out the way there's a little bit no way uh he could have went across the ring set is still laying there bronzin keeps climbing up to the top but he seth rolled out of the ring

so now he's looking at him and then he climbs down and uh seth is just hovering along the side of the the barrier and bronson reed comes up behind them grabs him by the hair and then

set uh gives him a slap but then bronson re grabbed and slams him into the announce table uh then he falls on the ground i love the uh the other two commentators they just jumped up hella fast the guy out of the way Bronson goes up and picks up the steel stairs and he's about to slam it on Seth,

but Slead springs into action and kind of gives him a Charlie horse, and he falls and drops the thing. But when he, when Bronson Reed is trying to sit up because he kind of fell forward on it, he's in perfect position because Seth comes running up and bar, curb stops him onto the steps. And the ref is counting during all this, but Seth jumps back. into the ring stop to count or restart the count uh bronson reeds coming back into action and we noticed that his the his right the top of his right eye over his eyebrow uh opened up from hitting the uh the stairs he climbs back into the ring but before he can get onto his feet set comes running and boos gives him

another curb stomp so he goes down uh set jumps out of the ring he's climbing up to the top he's getting ready to go for Bronson Ries slowly jumping but then Seth jumps off back gives him a super curbs top off the top rope it gets him and he flips him over and he goes in for the pin but then that's it right there I mean that was a cool move I like that that a super curbs stomp jumping off the top rope Bronson Rie's laying there and you just see the blood pouring down the side of his face so I mean it happened when he's slammed his head when he got that curb stomp onto the onto the steel steps so he's laying there seth jumped out

but then uh bronson re he kind of springs back to life he just got to rolls over but set is uh leaving he's um crawling out of the ring but then bronson re gets to his feet and then set slowly turns around and starts looking at him i like that stare down he's looking at brons like how the hell are you still up

yeah I don't know what Brons is saying he's like mumbling something then Seth is kind of like what the fuck is going on you see that clearly Bronson Bronson Reed standing there giving him that look with blood all down the side of his faith

and Seth is like fuck this I'm out so he he just ends up leaving so we'll see where that goes everyone but CBS Sports they gave that one a B

I'd have it a B plus maybe A minus because I did enjoy this match So you want to update on Bronson Reed Yeah He is now with the bloodline For war games He is number five Ooh

It'll be rough But we'll see And Roman They got beat up by the new bloodline and in the ring when they were waking up from the dead Jay told Roman to make

the call and then he tried to call the wise man but the wise man's phone was no longer in service all right we'll see where that goes as it right now the OG bloodline do not have a fifth person for war games I'd be

Sammy Zane or somebody I don't know we'll see the next match the W.W.E. Women's Crown Jewel Championship, Queen Naya, Nia Jacks, taking on Liv Morgan.

I don't like how you announced her name. It's your champ right there. She's not my champ. She didn't beat the champ to get that bell. They just gave it to her. So

Ria, Mommy is still champ. what happened to her she's out again they say her orbital got broken i don't know if it's real or storyline she's she's she's back now she's wearing that mask thing a little clear mask we'll see but uh this is for the the crown jewel uh belt but um who will was it uh live in uh dumb beat up mommy in the parking lot they're showing uh they beat her with like bats or something like that yeah oh man she's all beat up yeah okay this is what happened her showing x-rays of her skull because she was laying there she had blood all over her face mommy would destroy uh live morgan and dom dirty dumb he's sell out punk i hate him

Well, Raquel was there. I love you, Raquel, but I don't know. We'll see where that goes, everyone. Now sidekick status. But yeah, with this match, it was okay. I mean, I knew who was going to win, so it wasn't anything special. But Liv Morgan's a little gal. Naya Jacks, man.

She's tall and she's pretty beefy, so I don't, I don't know how much she weighs, but she was just throwing Liv Morgan all over the place, like a little ragdoll. So, I mean, this match was okay. It wasn't the greatest. I mean, I already knew who was going to win, and that's what happened. But the beating that Liv Morgan was getting by Nia Jacks, because she was throwing her all over the ring throwing into the corners and running, uh, and just

body checking her and everything. Is that all real, uh, lives hair or is it, uh, extensions? Because I know Naya's might be. I don't know. I wish I did, but I didn't.

I don't. She's starting to work on, uh, Nia's, uh, legs. She's giving her all these Charlie horses and kicks to the back and the knees. But Liv Morgan sprung back in a life. Tried to go for a high kick, but Naya threw her head back too soon. So she did sell it well enough.

But Nia Jaxx, I mean, she does what she does, but she did throw live all over the ring. That was a good reversal when she picked up Liv and started spinning around on top of her. And then she came down and reversed the move. As long as Naya's not doing no her coronas. hey man they tried what was the other one she botched the pop-up simoan drop yeah but yeah

when she lived she climbed up onto the corner and then she's getting ready to give her uh simone drop she makes it up to the first ropes gets up to the second and then picks has not live and then dives backwards and connects then she goes in for the pen but live morgan kicks out so i mean i was waiting for what's the name uh to come uh try to cash it in yeah can we can we please just cash it in already yeah man i mean i mean tiffy time her music hit

she almost fell running into the ring this is like second time she's almost fell running in yeah I mean she's hyped she's running in she's about to cash it in but then I's like what are you doing and she goes no no I'm not in this so nice starting to chase her uh on the outskirts of the ring and I think she wouldn't go after Naya she would I mean if she did cash it in she would go after live so I don't know could she cash it in for like a triple threat for both their belts

whoever gets pinned loses their belt is that a possibility I well anything's possible I don't know if you up to uh to uh triple h uh naya is just yelling at

timidy to get out of here so she starts walking back up the ramp but live morgan springs back in the life but then naya put the stop to her and slams her and throws her back into the ring so she commences with that with the ass whooping won't mess up but she kind of connected that pop-up uh some own drop but then when she tried to go for the pin or no no uh live morgan reversed it and had nia down and she started going for the count tiffany's still kind of

she left the started running up the ramp but then she stopped now she's coming back to the ring right there she could have easily just handed it to him and cashed it in but she's walking out looking around like oh is it okay should I but then Naya

and Liv spring back into action and I picks up a live and then slams her onto the ground and what's her name? Tiffy is just standing there but then she jumps up on the ring she the the case to the ref but then here comes Raquel she comes running up to jumps up on her there grabs the case her and Tiffany Stratton are kind of going going back and forth she get Raquel gets too close to the to the to the ring nae jacks reaches over grabs her by the ponytail and starts pulling on her but then Raquel drops and then she gets the Naya gets the

the rope, uh, second rope to the throat. So she kind of falls backwards. Liv Morgan springs back into action. She climbs up to the second rope. Boom. Code breaker onto Naya. And she drops and then she goes in for the pin. But Naya kicks out.

Hey, that's dumb. I hate that mustache. You know he's trying to do the Eddie Guerrero thing. He is. But Raquel, she finally turns on, uh,

on Tiffany. because she's like, no, no, she's trying to back up, but then Liv Morgan jumps out of the ring, and they start going up to her, but she's trying to like, no, no, it's all right, but then Nyja Jack comes out of nowhere and crashes into all three of them. Kills all three of them. They go fall down. She grabs Liv, throws her back into the ring. Liv's trying to run and crawl for it, but Naya goes, Dizh, runs up, and then slams her into the ropes.

And then she bounces off the rope, boom, a leg drop on Liv. she falls down. Naya drags Liv Morgan over to the corner. She crawls up to the second rope, but before anything can happen, Dom's dumbass slides the case into the ring, but then the refs she

stops and turns around to look at it. So while Dom is distracting her, here comes Raquel. She runs up onto the ring, or Naya is up on the second rope, but she's kind of looking, not really sure. what's happening what's going on Raquel jumps back into the ring

kicks Naya in the face and then she falls onto the ground the ref is still messing with the case Liv brings back into action Naya does and she runs and boom slams under the ring or into the top ropes and then she falls down and this was kind of a weekend

the way Naya just fell and just did that flip and then they went in for the pin you didn't like that little roll no Raquel I love her she's too fine

Raquel Gonzalez Raquel Rodriguez whatever you guys want to call a side kick she could she'll be the champ watch she's going to take it from

from Liv something's going to happen Ria's going to take it from Liv well Liv Morgan is the women's crowned jewel champion i bet that belt is heavier than her

because it's way bigger than her other belt so must be heavy because uh triple h is holding her arm up for her and then all the fireworks start going off so she's all happy and everything so then that was the end of that uh CBS sports they gave it a C plus I don't give it a B I mean I liked some of it I wouldn't I wouldn't I don't know who gave him the C plus but all right yeah I thought B is fair I think I think Dom could have got a little bit more involved

because I noticed the crowd kind of died a little bit yeah because everyone was kind of going in yeah but have him get involved because everybody loves to hate Dom so have him get a little bit more involved yeah now this is the match I was looking forward to Kevin Owens taking on the viper Randy Orton and this match was probably my favorite out of everything it was going on in this but Randy's coming into the ring Kevin is just standing there in the ring looking at him and then they just eventually start to go at it because Kevin climbs out of the ring Randy's hyping up the crowd getting me to do his uh his little signature pose uh in it but then kevin owen springs into action right

when randy poses kevin comes running up behind randy and bha gets him in the back of the leg with the chair and then he starts giving him shots with the chair got gets him in the leg again hits randy in the back the match hasn't even started yet the ref is uh screaming randy rolled out of the ring Kevin rolls out of the ring. Randy Orton just dropped to the ground. But then Kevin Owens starts giving Randy some kicks. More refs come running in. Kevin starts clearing off the announced table.

Randy is still laying there holding his back. Kevin Owens picks up Randy by the head. But then he starts giving him some blows. And then he tries to pop up power bomb. But Randy Orton springs back into action. Now the trading punches. the booze and the ass and everything is going on. But again, the match has not started,

and they're beating the shit out of each other. Randy ends up picking up Kevin Owens and slamming him onto the announce table, but it doesn't break. But Randy looks like he's in pain because he got hit the back of the leg with the chair. Kevin rolls over and falls onto the other announce table. but then he's kind of bouncing him back and forth.

Randy picks him up again or tries to, but then Kevin springs back into action and starts giving Randy shots to the top of the dome and then he starts him in the face. He runs over, grabs Randy. He's about to slam him into the steel stairs, but Randy reverses it grabs the back of Kevin Owens his head and slams it onto the steel steps. But Randy, man, the damage man's done.

He's like baby in his leg. It looks like he hurt his knee when he was in there. but he climbs back into the ring and starts smashing on Kevin Owen. I'm surprised they didn't just ring the bell during one of these little kind of long break times. They just didn't, but Kevin springs back into action. He's got a chair. He starts hitting Randy in the back. Randy falls to his feet.

He was about to hit him in the head, but the ref grabbed the chair out of Kevin Owens' his hands. And then Kevin Owens turns around, starts looking. at him and then he just he stunned the ref kicked through the faith boom that ref sold it good though I like that stunned him right out of the ring

yeah the other rep he's outside screaming Randy's uh slowly getting in trying to get back up but then some behind the scenes officials come running into the ring he goes over to try to hit Randy with the chair

but Randy kicks him knocks Kevin Owens down he starts slamming him in the back with the chair but something happened to Randy's a knee or something because he's kind of limping around holding on the ropes but Kevin Owens is laying there all beat up and Randy's limping over to him but Kevin rolls out of the ring the the refs and the other officials that are there and Kevin always just starts smashing on fools but then Randy jumps out of the ring rolls over and grabs Kevin Owens and slams them on to the other announced table but it doesn't break.

Kevin Owen springs back into action and then Randy grabs him and throws him into the ring. That other ref that got stunned first, he's still laying there dead. We haven't even seen him since he rolls out of the ring. Randy, he's hyped up. He goes up to pick up the chair. Kevin is crawling over

to the bottom rope trying to go up. But then Randy's about to grab the chair, but here comes another official. He runs in, takes the chair out of Randy's hands but then Randy slowly turns around

looks at him Kevin is laying on the outskirts he looks at that guy boom kicked him to the stomach throws him into the corner post but then Kevin springs back into action he grabs Randy by the back but then Randy gives him an elbow Kevin falls into DDT's

position DDT Kevin Owens here come more officials the suit they jump into the ring and they're trying to get Randy to stop they're just going stop stop but Randy's he's starting to hear their voices so he's getting hyped up he's tried to walk over to Kevin Owens but then he just blah RKO's one of the officials he goes down general man oh is that what it is the other dude he got scared jumped out of the rig he's trying to push Kevin Owens away but Kevin grabs Randy rakes him into the rakes the skull

and then he pulls Randy out of the ring and everyone else is still trying to stop him but then he runs he slams uh Randy into the to the pole and then Randy falls to the ground Kevin is still standing there looking at everybody everyone's yelling at him trying to get him to stop the other officials are in the middle of the ring lane they're dead then this is when the the fight goes over the barrier uh into the crowd once this happens I was like my favorite part when they get all this stuff that just randomly set up in positions because the table that they go to it's got all kinds of stuff on there papers cups and a big cable for some reason they make it over to the quarter and uh kevin is just slamming randy with everything he grabs uh um the top of one of those uh big cabinets and starts hitting Randy with it. Randy falls onto the table in perfect position. He falls backwards and then he just rolls over and gets into position on the table.

Kevin is beating him with the lid from one of those crates. Officials, refs, everybody's over there trying to stop him, but Kevin ain't listening. He just starts beating the hell out of Randy. Then he grabs a chair. But then he throws it on the ground. He runs up to where the tables are set up. It's close to these stairs. And luckily there's a big giant crate at the top of these stairs and a chair for Kevin to stand on.

He goes up and ah, gives an elbow and crashes the table. And then Randy's laying there. He doesn't get up. Kevin is kind of kicking like he's hurt. But both of them are laying there. Beat the hell. There's helloples around them and everything. And they're just trying to pick them all up.

Again, the match did not start. They just started beating the hell out of each other. What were they called? When they were tag team partners? Shit. The RKKO or something like that. Yeah, something stupid. And after that, man, that was the end of the match.

But then I'd seen videos of... orton getting wheeled out on a stretcher and then the neck brazen and everything on him so i don't know is he back in action that was from uh raw oh that was okay i thought it was from this that's that's when they brought back the pile driver he piled drove randy and doing air quotes fucked his neck up man when everyone tried to get in and stop it and they just started wrecking house on on all of them yeah he he archa-oed the raw general manager and the other guy was the smackdown general manager the one that got out the ring was like nope he got scared and jumped out that's uh mickey james's husband the one that jumped out yeah okay dumbass corey i hate him all right um

What they said they or they gave that Oh, didn't even give it a grade. It said no result, no result or grade as the mass did not begin. I gave it an A plus because like I said, This was my favorite match of the night. The next match,

the United States championship match, LA night. Yeah. Taking on Andrade and Carmelo Hayes. I was also looking forward to this one. This was a, short match it was hell of short but i thought they they did it of course uh la night he he's badass so i love how just the crowd is so hyped a hype for him but once they got into action man they

were going for it everybody was getting beat up and everybody's doing high maneuvers uh la night grabbed uh camillo and start slamming his face into the uh into the table into the big old crown jewel card he springs him around then he grabs him and slams him back into it again no uh hydration station no i didn't see one they must yeah it wasn't even uh in the middle of the ring either on the mat they they must have been like nope nope nope keep that shit out of here keep that poison out of here speaking of prime i don't know if we talked about this before but my wife read something and said whatever was in whatever the ingredients in it. I think it was the energy drink, not the water flavored watered one.

There was something in it that shouldn't be. So I guess they were saying don't let kids drink it. My little kids shouldn't be drinking these energy drinks anyway. Why are you giving your kids energy drinks? I remember when my daughter was playing softball at tournaments, I would see Her the other players Standing there holding big ass rock stars or monsters

I'm like what are you guys drinking that for you guys are just little girls but we need energy No But yeah They got back into the ring and spring into action LA night is he was whooping on everyone but then Andrade comes bringing back to life and he starts wrecking house on all of them. Did Charlotte just take a break or did she get hurt? I don't remember.

She didn't remember she hurt the knee? Oh, that's right. She fell and clipped that rope. Ouch. Yeah, she'll, I want her back. What? You know she's going to win that title though when she comes back.

Don't come back and win the title or for whatever. I mean, she'll come back and win the rumble. I don't know. We'll see. But this was a cool move that Andrade did. He grabs Camelo and then they go up to the second rope and then they do that spring slope. A bull spin around, flip,

crashed out on the ground, but then Androgy goes for the pin. But L.A. Knight picks up Andrade, grabs him, throws him across the ring. Boom. But Andrade does a crossbody onto L.A. Knight. then he goes down. Andrade is back on his feet. The other two are laying in the corners. And then he starts doing the clap, trying to get everyone hyped.

Has he ever wanted to build, any kind of built? Andrade? Yeah. He's that stupid the WWE speed champion. Oh. Where you can only watch the matches on Twitter

and like five minutes long or something. I'm fine I mean NXT but main roster No, I don't think he's had any kind of belt The only reason you're back is who your wife is So what Because they ain't getting rid of the queen

She's a She ain't going nowhere Andrade climbs up onto the top robe And does a back flip Back out of the ring slams into L.A. night And get in connects LNA falls down He grabs LNA Knit throws him back into the ring.

Camelo Hayes springs into action. Does a flip over the top? Getting to Andrade, he falls down. He jumps back up, climbs up to the top rope. L.A. Knight's trying to get back into life, but he dives off and L.A. Knight rolls out of the way. He grabs, oh, mess up. He grabbed him and tried to give him a move, and then he missed. He picks, L.A. Knight picks him back up.

There's him a flip, but then nothing. Tries to go for a stunner. No, Andrade goes in, but misses. but it ends up connecting with LA night and the LA night falls down oh man and

Carmillo Hayes he's starting to whoop ass now because he grabs grabs Andrade slams him on the LA night and then goes for the double pinned but they both kick out so um fuck I was going to say something

um god damn it I forgot but Yeah, Carmelo Hayes, it's now his turn. He's starting to beat the hell out of both of them. L.A. and I is laying in the middle of the ring. He grabs Andrade. He starts to throw him around.

But Andrade, he reverses it all, kicks him in the face, throws him. Tried to go for a power up, pop-up power bomb. But then he did some kind of move. I can't remember what that move was called. He's got him, but then he does like a flip forward. and then he kind of stunned Carmela Hayes so he's laying there

and looks like Camel skinned his elbow because it's starting to bleed so L.A. Night and Camilla Hayes are laying there in the middle of the ring Andrade climbs up onto the top he's getting ready he's in position does the flip, swoop

but no one's home they all move but then he jumps on top of LA night and tries a pin them but then Carmela Hayes comes jumping in for the breakup so they're all laying their beat up on the floor they all finally all get back on the feed but then Carmela Hayes springs back into action and he starts beating up and drada and ele night giving them boots to the faces and everything uh he crawls up to the top ring up to the top rope andrade is still laying there but then he kind of picks him up and then puts him up

onto the second rope, but then both of them climb up to the third, to the top rope, into position, but Andrade picks him up, ah, and just does a flip and slam the Carmelo A's onto the ground. He goes in for the pin, but Camelo kicks out. L.A. Knight is springing back to life. He gets, slowly gets onto his feet, and then he climbs up to the top. He's looking around trying to get everyone hyped up, that L.A. Knight, yeah. Yeah, he jumps off. It connects with both of them. Goes for the double pin, but they both kick out.

Ah, I only night's raw. I see him being like a regular WWE champ, hopefully soon, but we'll see. But yeah, he's bringing back into action. Andrade, he jumps back up. He's in back in action. Carmelo Hayes up, but he gets full, he gets knocked back down. Super kicks Andrade to the face. he doesn't go down. Carmelo climbs up to the top

top rope. I thought he was going to do a reverse off the onto the fuck onto the outside of the ring but he kind of falls down onto his balls. Andrade is standing up on the top rope. LA night tries to run up and do something

but then he like slips because when he runs up he goes to tries to land on the top rope, but his foot slips off and he hits him in the balls, but it doesn't, it doesn't stop him. He still. He was, he recovered, though.

He recovered. Yeah. He grabbed up, Droddy, did he flip through him off. Carmelo Hayes jumps up and springs off the top of the rope and try to do a leg drop. But it looks like his butt hit L.A. Knight's back

of his head because he falls down. So they're both laying there. All right, they're showing it again. Yeah, he tried to give him a leg drop, but his cheek hit L.A. in the back of the head and back of the head. So he falls down. But they're back. All of them are back on their feet. And D'radi is bringing back into action.

And he's starting to wreck house on Camelo Hayes. L.A. Knight's lane there. Camelo Hayes super kicks. L.A. Knight. andrade super kicks. Camillo, he climbs up up to the second rope, both of them. he's got him in kind of like a headlock position but then Carmelo Hayes jumps out of it grabs Carmela or Andrade's feet whips it out he slams onto the top rope but then LA night springs into action and bha

he gives Camillo Hay's a DDT and then he goes in for the pin and that's it but this match was good man that they kept it going everybody I mean, there was a few mess-ups, but it's all right, man. That's what happens when you're trying to hurry up and do some stuff. A little kid had some L.A. night glasses. The one with the Hulkomania hat? Yeah, that kid. L.A. night must have got hurt his face. He keeps messing with his nose and checking his teeth.

That's a nice little counter right there into the finisher. Yeah. Oh, man. this what they give this one uh they gave it a b hell no this was a a yeah this is a plus match and plus i think the match was a little over 10 minutes was that long maybe they could have been let me let me tell you it seemed like it was good it was moving so fast man i thought no it was nine minutes 10 seconds uh okay so with that limited amount of time the the stuff they put in this match this is a plus match. Yeah.

Well, I'm glad L.A. night is still the United States champ, but I mean, it was a good match. All three of them. They really went for it. All right. On to the main event. The W.W.E. Crown Jewel Championship match.

Gunther taking on. He's the heavyweight champ. Is that what that is? I just called the raw. Cody Rhodes. They'd be confusing me with their stuff they call their belts. Who's got the 24-hour champion? Cody's the undisputed WWE champion,

and Gunther is the World Heavyweight champion. Who's a 24-hour champion? Is that belt still around? Didn't they throw that in the trash? That's right. They did, huh? I liked it when Our Truth was the champion. And he got pinned on the plane.

I can't remember where they were coming back from. He was laying there asleep. And fuck, I can't remember who it was. It was supposedly in the middle of the night. Everybody was sleeping on the plane. But then that one guy sprung into action. A ref happened to be up and ready. And he pinned our truth that he lost the bill.

Was that a Vince idea, 24-cham? Probably. Our truth was showing up in disguises and What's the name was his running run a bag? Didn't Brock have it for like a second? Yeah I think I was out during one of the The pandemic

Uh, WrestleMania so but Uh, Gunther. The ring general. Yeah, but everyone was hype, man. They were hyped for Cody when he came out because they were all. singing and hooting and all on it but what did you think of this match honestly i was bored

i was too i was looking at my phone this match went on way too long there was no set up for no build up for it and i kind of didn't like the result even though i know you had to have one win because it was for the crown jewel championship but I think it kind of made Gunther look kind of weak and you've been building them up to be this great champion, this unbeatable guy and he gets beat by Cody

who's just, I know Cody's the guy and he can't do any wrong I'm a little down on this title run of Cody's because I don't feel like any of these matches the opponents have no buildup to him. It's just this month, this is who you're wrestling.

Yeah. I thought it was going to be, um, I thought Gunther was going to win, honestly. He should have won. Yeah, I mean, the way they were doing it,

or setting it up, I thought he was he was going to win. He should have, he should have won, and then Cody should have shook, shook his hand and said, I'll see, I see you, somewhere down the road this isn't over and you put the newer

younger guy over but you know you gotta have Cody number one guy now I mean don't get me wrong everyone I mean I love Cody Rhodes but did you need to have this this belt but I don't know I mean just

just the way they were getting it building it up man I thought Gunther was going to win for sure and I wouldn't have been mad if he did I don't even feel like this was a hard hitting match like Gunther usually has it was just okay it wasn't well let me jump to the to the grade they gave it an a minus I said maybe like a B minus I mean I was looking forward to this match but I mean we've seen this already

I mean, both that we've seen these two go at it before. I'd rather see, wanted to see, uh, Gunter versus Goldberg. That would have been good. I mean, I mean, I don't know if they're setting that up for later or whatever they was trying to do at the last event. Yeah, I mean. But, I don't know. Maybe it was the time that this ran.

It just kind of, there was a lot of dead spots during the match. Hmm. Yeah. head locks a lot of wrist locks let me hold you here for a couple minutes and then get up and then reverse and then do the same thing again it just i thought gunter was just going to come in there and just destroy cody's chest with chops and have all these big power moves but it just didn't go down like that yeah i mean it didn't it was okay i mean they both they're both good in the ring uh what they do but it just

I mean it was good for them for the crowd everybody was hyped up and happy to see it but yeah for something that we've seen over and over again I was kind of like eh it was all right so but again I wasn't I wasn't happy with the outcome

I mean Cody Rhodes is awesome but I was more pushing for Gunther to walk away with that belt yeah I mean Cody's already a champ he's main event of WrestleMania the last two years Royal Rumble winner

He could have lost this one Yeah But I don't know We'll see where it goes So does they hold this champ This this belt for a year And then you gotta battle it out I mean

If I was running things You would have to defend this belt Every crown jewel It doesn't have to be to the other Shows champion It just whoever steps up up and just your opponent that's how i figure but i kind of feel like well we won't see these belts that much yeah i think it's like oh you won and then they're just going to throw it in the

back and it's going to be in cody's hanging up over his fireplace or something i don't know yeah this yeah like you said man this match went on way too long but it it was more for the for the crowd yeah it should have gave some of the this time to the triple thread before it yeah this one it was it was just we've seen it all so I wasn't

really paying attention much for this match should have brought star dust back for this match that would have been entertaining uh should have went by Walter one more time I mean, but once Cody, man, you knew once he started doing the crossroads and everything, you knew it was kind of over because he started getting hyped up and did, tried to do the Cody cutter off the top,

but he messed up and Gunther grabbed him, but Cody reversed it and flipped backwards and had and started to pin, while Gunther still had him in that headlock, but he was able to. to do the flip and get Gunther's shoulders down and then he went in for the for the one two three I mean that was a cool move but I was like that's how you're gonna lose

I still liked when Roman did the crossroads on WrestleMania at WrestleMania and couldn't get the three counted and then he looked at the crowd said didn't work the move sucks but yeah Gunther man I thought he was going to just

take the belt away from him and beat him up with it or something, but that didn't happen, because he immediately, usually they lay their dead or roll out of the ring or something, but he kind of jumped to his feet, and then they were kind of staring down, uh, each other in the middle of the ring. But then as they were looking at each other, they, uh, kind of shook hands, but Gunther's basically, yeah, I'm still coming for you. So, because he's,

shook his hand gave him the respect but then when he let go of his hand he's like threw his hand down and then cody was just looking at him and then triple h comes into the ring and i don't know who this other guy is one of the uh the hosts i guess of probably one of the billionaires that paid for this yeah i don't i don't know the royalty over there but yeah this this guy jumped into the ring as well to probably doesn't even know who cody is Had to ask one of his kids. He probably owns the arena. So, but he's the one that handed the belt to Cody.

And then AAAs, of course, had to get in it. And then they were all hooting and hollering. And then they brought Liv out. Of course. She was standing in there in the ring, too. So both of the crown jewel champions were in this. I mean, I found out that she had won before. I kind of opened up

Instagram one fuck saw her holding that belt But I didn't know No wait I didn't I didn't like that she kind of broke character In this moment Because her man

Character wise Dominic has a problem with Cody And she's in there celebrating shaking his hand Posing with him Well I guess you got to kind of step out of K-fave especially here i mean you got uh the royalty uh in the ring you got to be professional and i'm sure triple a's just just go in there and smile and be cute it should have brought dom in there

she should have been like hoisted up on dom shoulder ah well yeah everyone that was crown jewel i mean i was okay with live winning but cody he didn't need to he didn't need to win but he is he's the face of the company right now so all right but he does cody jumps into the outside of the ring but then they just stopped so but crown jewel everybody uh my favorite match was the kevin owens and uh randy orton that was cool uh my next favor would probably be Seth Rohns and Bronson Reed. I did like the beginning match. I thought that was cool.

I like the triple threat. Yeah. But the women's tag team champion ones I think they should have just dropped the belts to somebody. Maybe two metaphor should have won.

Yeah, they should have dropped the belts. There should have been some kind of communication problem. And then your boy, Corey, came and with the line how he feels like they've been little tension between them that's how it should have went not him just randomly saying it out the blue

and you don't see nothing happen that's your boy I hate him everyone you guys know if you listen to the show you know how much I hate that fool but all right everyone that is it what's the next one or games yeah

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