The Horror Returns - The Wrestling Returns: WWE Day 1 (2022)
Episode Date: January 10, 2022This episode Brian and Nez rundown the matches for WWE DAY 1 2022. Check out everything Horror Returns at: https://thehorrorreturns.com Join The Horror Returns Facebook group: https://www.facebo...ok.com/groups/1056143707851246 THR Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thehorrorreturns Join The Action Returns Facebook group. https://www.facebook.com/groups/841619946357776 Follow The Action Returns on IG and Twitter: Instagram: @theactionreturns Twitter: @action_returns Join the THR Presents: Stream Fiends Facebook Group. https://www.facebook.com/groups/3860579827402429 Follow THR Stream Fiends on IG: @thrstreamfiends
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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, welcome to another episode of the wrestling returns.
WWE Day 1 started the new year with the new pay-per-view.
Before we get into it, I'm your host, Brian.
With me as always, my brother, Nez, what's up, man?
Oh, man.
I'm good, but everyone, people I'm knowing are all starting to get sick.
Brother Phil just got over it, which
That was shocking when he revealed it to us.
But other
brother of ours, a little, he got over it.
Oh, wow.
He's doing good.
I shout out to you, a little.
He's moving to Florida to work for
the Magic Kingdom.
I don't know what he's doing, but
he's going to move down.
there so uh hook us up so we can get in a disney world um but uh it was cool to start off
the year with a pay-per-view on a new one so i assume uh are we getting these every day or not
every day every year from now on day one do you think uh i don't know i don't know i think they were
just trying something new, trying to give us something different, but I'm not sure if we got
something different, but we'll get into it.
Overall, man, what did you think of WWE's day one?
Most of the matches I was, I was fine with, but the championship matches, I thought was
complete bullshit
especially
what I'm reading
was supposed to be
the original outcome
so yeah
it just kind of
it kind of ruined
the pay per view for me
was that for the main event
yeah
all right well we'll get to that
we get to it so but
I didn't watch the
kickoff show did you
I've just seen that one
clip of a ricochet
breaking that guy
knows which guy
uh
rich harm yeah
all right I'll have to look that up but
uh I didn't see that one
but they
CBS sports.com
graded that one a B minus
so
uh I like
Czaro and ricochet
Chameas he is
what he is so
I'll have to check it out though
but um
to
off the actual show we had the smackdown tag team championship with um the usos uh taking on uh the new
day well not all three uh cophy kingston and xavier or king Xavier so coffee
cofi but um i thought this was a good match to start off uh to start off the night
or basically the second match but um all four of these guys they go hard the usos go
hard no matter what I have seen a couple
matches where it seemed like they weren't really
into it but
Coffey and Xavier they always put
on a good show I mean
I think I mean even when the
when Coffey was a single I mean he always
did but then since the new day started the past
few years
it's good to see them
I'm glad that they're still a new day I know
Big E is doing
his thing but
I still like when they all come
together so but I thought this
match was really good. I mean, like I said, all four of them always go hard. And that's exactly
what they did in this match. I mean, they, the Uso's, all, all, all, uh, high flyers. I think my
favorite, uh, part of the match is when, uh, they roughed up Kofi and they had him laying there
in the middle of the ring and then both of the brusos jumped off the top, uh, and did, uh,
double splash on them. I know when the guys land, they'd see.
seems like they land on their knees and then either their forearms or their hands,
that's got to take a toll after a while, I think.
Because they don't want to completely land with all their weight on them.
But, man, I'm sure these guys got bad knees.
I mean, we look at all our heroes now.
All the guys that I grew up watching as a little kid and they're all just limping around
and some of them can't even walk because they're just,
They just beat to hell.
So I'm hopefully
These guys
At least
Do something to
To help strengthen up their knees and everything
Pretty much their whole joints
Everybody, all the guys and gals,
Everybody that's in the ring performing.
But again, I thought this match was awesome
But
I see I'm looking at it right now
Other than Xavier,
Kofi and the Usos
they were saying that the Uso's had those red air forces.
I don't know if you guys have ever been kicked with a pair of Nikes.
I have.
Of course I know they pull back when they're doing the super kicks,
but I don't know, man.
I don't know if I'd want to get hit with that hard rubber sole.
Because you can see on other performers when they have their actual,
their ring boots.
You see that their bottoms are flat.
and they're kind of almost padded,
but I'm sure the force of it still hurts,
but yeah,
I wouldn't want to get kicked with some Nikes.
How you feel about the 3D finish?
It was cool.
I mean, it would have been better if they did it onto a table,
but, yeah.
Yeah, it was what it was.
I mean, they were paying,
they paid homage to their dad,
so that was always cool.
And they did the little, uh,
the butt splash or the butt.
or whatever the hell they called it.
And I don't know if it was Jimmy or Jay.
I was able to tell who was who in this because,
ah, man, not, now I forget.
And I want to say Jay had the longer hair and Jimmy had the shorter,
the shorter hair.
Or it could be vice versa.
Either way.
But I thought that was a good, it was a good ending.
I mean, I basically did the 3D.
on Kofi in one, two, three.
But, I mean,
King Xavier,
I mean, when he's in there,
he goes he goes hella hard.
And like I said,
and he is a high flyer.
And I loved all their moves that they were doing.
There was a little mistakes,
but they cover up once they get gone.
Because this match went pretty fast.
But I'm watching it right now,
and Xavier's in the ring.
and man
he's he's a little guy
he's not that tall
I met him once
but man
I mean he's he's all over the place
as well as the Uso
so but when
when he was in the ring
when I'm watching right now
I thought
King Xavier was going to give Jay
619 but he basically just gave him
a running
two foot kick
to the back
to the back
it looked like the back of his neck
but it was like right on his back
this was cool
they did rough up
Coffey
and they went for the pin
and then King Xavier
came out of nowhere
and just jumped on top of them
but this match was awesome
I love that I was
other than I had a big smile
when I see these guys in the ring
especially when they're going up towards
against one another
but I thought this match was pretty awesome
the CBS Sports graded it in A
would you agree with that
Yeah, I'll give it an A.
They, the new day and the Uso's always have fantastic matches together.
And I like the added finisher with the 3D.
And, yes, I have been kicked with some Air Forces.
And it does not feel good.
Well, I've kicked a few people with my Js, the original Jays, everyone.
But those don't feel good either.
No.
My friend had some and he wears the same size as a shoe that I wear.
I said, I haven't bought Nike's in forever.
I said, let me try these on.
Maybe I'm just an old old man, but, oh, man, they didn't, they did not feel good.
It's just flat-footed.
Yeah, they're, they're, I have a few pairs.
They're strictly for, per show, not, not for sports or anything.
I'm sure these guys are the ball players take out the insoles and put it in their own because I don't know, I don't think I can go walking around all day with those on.
My feet would be killing me.
But again, yeah, this one was a really good match.
I enjoyed what was happening.
And the Uso's ended up pulling it out.
They did the 3D to Kofi.
They were giving shots out other than to their dad.
give shout out to their cousin Roman who tested positive for COVID.
So that kind of basically changed the main event to what was going to go on.
But we'll get to that when we get to it.
But on to the next match, which was, I was hoping for, is it happy Corbyn now?
I was hoping for him to get involved.
Before we dive into the match, who are the Migos?
I'm not up to on today's new music.
They are probably the biggest, most successful rap group right now.
And they're out of Atlanta, so it makes sense for them to be there.
I thought they were going to get involved when they were just,
I read something they wanted to, but I think somebody kind of put a stop to it because they said it was like being there was like a dream come true for them because they grew a big wrestling fan.
So you can tell some of them were like super into it.
And I think they wanted to get involved more.
Yeah, but they we'll get to them again.
We'll get to the next match.
but yeah this match was
Drew McIntyre
taking on Mad Cat Moss
Drew McIntyre
he's awesome
good to see him back
and he's been back for a few years
but he was gone for a little while
but Madcap Moss
did he need
happy Corbin
with him
I mean
I thought he did good
when he was fine in
in NXT and everything
he was in NXT right
yeah yeah he was
he was fine in that
I've seen some of his indie stuff, but I don't know what they're doing with him.
I mean, I think he could have been fine on his own, but I guess you got to keep happy Corbyn or what was he?
Broke Corbyn or Sad Corbyn or before this.
That's what I liked him.
Yeah.
Bummy Corby,
or whatever,
and the dirty stained-up shirts.
I'll give it to him.
I don't know if he's the one that picks these gimmicks,
but I assume he's happy because he still has a job.
Yeah.
If you guys do keep up with the wrestling news,
they just letting fools go left and right at the WWE.
My girl, Tony Storm, got let go.
Niah Jacks got let go as well and
Samo Joe got let go again
Again
Oh man
William Regal
That was a shocker
Where did that come from
I figured he was doing good with NXT
Was it
Did he just not want to do it anymore
Or did he get B for Triple X
Or Triple H
No telling
No telling
Uh
Kind of a little bit of news here
It just kind of shows you
just can't know what to expect from
WWE. They're allowing
Mickey James, current impact
wrestling knockout champion
to be in the Royal Rumble.
Yeah.
Cool. All right.
But.
I hope they let her bring her belt, too.
That'd be awesome. I mean, are they just,
they can't be hurting for talent. You're letting all these
fools go. So,
I mean, I don't know.
I think Vince has just sell the company.
Give it to somebody that wants to own a wrestling business
and it's not going to do his performers dirty
because we know who's safe and who isn't.
So I think I don't know about Corvin,
but could he be on the,
on the chopping block and he's just all right
I'll do whatever you guys tell me to do and he just
does it I mean he's safe
yeah I think
yeah that and he he puts
in a hundred percent
to whatever they have him doing
I mean he doesn't
look like he doesn't like it
I mean he gets into the role
but
yeah I want the
hobo Corbin to come back I'm not liking
this happy Corbyn
but what did you
think of this match overall?
I mean, it was what it was.
I mean, we knew who was going to win.
Drew McIntyre.
I feel so just bad for him.
I don't see him in a title picture anytime soon.
So he's going to be kind of set at these mid-card matches, mid-paper-view matches.
But, you know, he gets in there and he does what he does.
Mad Cap Moss, I mean, I, he was.
fine in NXT, but I'm just not really feeling this happy Corbyn team up and they do their little
corny stand-up routine with their jokes that are not, I mean, I understand they're not supposed
to be funny, but I'm madcap, you can be, you can be better than that. Yeah, I mean,
none of these, I mean, some people do come up with their gimmicks and what they're going to do
in the ring, but you can tell who's just
yes, yes, ma'am,
yes, sir, and just
do it. But
yeah, this
match, of course we knew
McIntyre was going to win.
He ended up
pinfall when he took down
that Madcap Moss. But
as far as
Drew getting another
title shot or run,
I was happy that they
gave it to him when he came back
I mean, because he really turned himself around as far as facial features.
We're growing the beard.
He looks better.
And he's in fucking better shape than he was when he was first in the WWE.
And I loved what they did do him.
And they did give him a good title run.
He did win.
And it was cool when he was a champ.
But I think now after him dropping the belt a few times ago,
who did who did he lose it to he didn't lose it to big he big he wanted from someone else right
or did he he he lost it to bobby that's right
the almighty and we'll get to him in a minute but but again I mean the the way um
these two went at a madcap and and um uh drew mcinty they both went pretty hard
I mean, but these guys, these are two big, tall gentlemen,
and I always say this, these big guys only have so many moves
other than just throwing each other around.
But Matt Catmaw's his ring gear, man, I don't know, man.
I mean, get out of whatever this gimmick you're trying to do with him.
The answer too tight.
That and the suspenders and the Hawaiian shirts and, I don't know.
But I do like Happy Corbyn's hat.
I like that, uh, that Kung Lao looking.
heck
CBS Sports gave this
match of B minus and
I can agree with that
it seemed like it was just a
filler a filler
because I don't really know where
this storyline is going but at some point
we know Mad Cat Moss
and Happy Corbyn are going
come into some disagreement
and they're going to end up battling
so I'd like to see that
I see Mad Cat Moss win in that fight, but I don't know, we'll see.
But on to the next one, we are going to the raw tag team championship match, R.K. Bro, Matt Riddle, and Randy Orton, taken on the street profits.
And this is when the Migos come out.
I think when the RK.
I was kind of like really, I liked Matt Riddle before they changed them to Riddle.
But do you think Randy's just going along with it as well,
or do you think he likes this tag team they got him?
I'm just waiting for him to turn on Riddle.
It's going to happen.
anytime soon i see i see i see riddle doing something to to mess up brought randy and then
of course he's gonna come out to r k o on him and then that's when it'll it'll start but what'd you
think of this match i thought it was a pretty decent match um i kind of wished uh street profits pulled
it out. I really liked them, especially
what is his name, Montez-Four? Because that guy, that guy
flies through the air.
Oh, that. He puts everything
into it. When he dove over
the ring post? Yeah.
That's high.
My favorite, I mean, I love both
of them, but what's the name? DeAngelo Dawkins, is that his name?
I like him. And
I do like the whole solo cup thing that's still going on.
with them but I'm surprised they're letting that go yeah I mean I'm sure that's kind of expensive
to be doing well they did the cups for a while but now you can see it's in their graphics before
they come out but I don't know because my friend went to some show and they were handing out
the the solo cups before they came out and everybody had them but this match was awesome I
thought it was pretty good man these these four went
hella hard and I'll give it to riddle
I mean he's funny and he's awesome in the ring but
these guys that wrestle with no shoes
I mean you gotta give it to him
I mean I know what's his name did it for a while until he hurt himself
um
the hell's his name
married Alana
uh russo
yeah yeah him
he did the no shoes for a while
but then uh
something happened
I think he heard of ankle or something.
It was a while ago.
But Matt Riddle, man, he's in and out of there.
And flying around just landing on the cement barefooted.
I'm sure that hurts.
But I'm sure he's in a pretty good shape.
But De Anzel Dawkins, he's badass.
I like him.
I mean, he's always, other than he's good in the ring.
And he's funny.
He makes me laugh.
But I think the street profits are awesome, man.
I wish, or I don't want them to just not, just don't, don't do them dirty.
I mean, let them win again and keep her for a while.
But yeah, I don't, I don't want them to be like comedic.
Yeah, I kind of felt like that's what they did last time with the whole stealing the
Pizza Hut pizzas and stuff throwing them out to the crowd.
Yeah, that, that didn't work.
at all.
Even the crowd turned on.
That was, I can't remember with pay-per-view.
I think was that last year when it happened
or the year before?
That was, uh, what was the last
paper review?
I think it was the last one.
But yeah, this match was good.
CBS Sports gave it just, just a
B.
I'd have probably
gave it a B-plus.
I mean, I thought they really, really
went
don't they really went for it i mean they really
the um
it flew by pretty fast because it was a really
fast-paced match on what these guys were doing
i i watch um the old classic stuff
and when you see like like jake to snake and andre going at it
i mean that that wrestling was that wrestling at that time in the 80s
and we loved it but watching it now and in 2021
2021,
2022.
It's kind of like,
oh, man,
what are these guys doing?
Nothing to take away from any of that for all you,
oh,
geez that are listening.
But, I mean,
hey,
I love that too.
That was my era and everything.
But this match was awesome.
I really loved what was going on.
Them just back and forth,
beating the hell out of each other.
I said,
I mean,
Randy looks like he's having a good time.
he's out there doing what he does and he's in good shape but
I don't know I just kind of
have this feeling that he's like
what am I doing why am I doing this how come I'm not
being a single again but
I don't know maybe they're I assume they're just pushing riddle but I don't think
riddle needs a push man he's he was badass in NXT
he's still badass now but yeah he knows they don't know
what to do with anybody.
Maybe he would have got lost in the shuffle if they just let him run out there on his own.
The kickoff show with ricochet probably.
I did love the, when Randy gave the,
the street profits, the double DDT off the ropes.
Oh, man.
But yeah, this match was, this one was really good.
And when Randy ended up pulling it out at the end, that's when Amigos jumped in the ring.
They didn't do anything, but they all jumped in.
But the street profits gave R.K. Bro their props.
I mean, usually when somebody loses, they just roll out of the ring and that's it.
Now, they stayed in the ring and they shook hands and hugged and everything.
So I thought that was a good ending.
All right, this match I was really looking forward to.
I mean, I love Edge and I love Ms.
But I don't know.
CBS Sports gave it a C-minus.
I would be all right with that.
I don't know what they have no chemistry.
Yeah, I mean, I love both of them.
Don't get me wrong.
I mean, the Miz is awesome.
He's good on the mic and he's good at what he does.
He's a good heel.
But I don't know.
I was excited for it, but then when the match was going, I was like, eh, okay.
I mean, they were just, not, they didn't do anything too exciting that I can remember other than, um, uh, what the hell's our name?
Um, Maurice.
Yeah.
When, when she kind of gets involved and it doesn't do anything, but then, uh, Beth Phoenix came out.
can we talk about how they botched that yeah she came out
too early or did they just not play the music
there's a youtube channel called botchamania
and they kind of made it seem like they just couldn't get the music
playing and she just had to I guess for some reason just
stand there and look mean and couldn't move until the music hit
but this
this is just all a big setup for which it's already been announced a mixed tag team match at rural
rumble so i don't i i didn't like this match it the pacing was slow they just seemed not
work well together in the ring i mean they were great on the mic leading up to this but
i don't know i i i didn't really get this feud yeah i was just about to say that the lead up to this
with them battling each other,
roughing each other up,
talking hell of shit on the mic,
and I was expecting greatness.
I didn't get it.
This match.
I mean, don't get me wrong.
They're both awesome.
But it just,
I don't know,
it just kind of fell flat with this one.
But Edge ended up pulling it out at the end,
via pinfall.
This one was ruined to me.
I think when we were recording
whatever,
regular show
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saw a picture
when we were recording now
I kind of
made the mistake
of getting on my phone
and I saw a picture
I thought that was Lita
at first
because I just got a glimpse
of it and then I
Oh, that would have been
amazing.
Yeah
I thought it was her
but then I was
thinking
why would they why would they do that again?
I mean he's married so I can't see that that would have been so amazing because he
did the brood thing.
Yeah.
And then if Lita came back and he did the rated R superstar gimmick all over again.
He should have brought out of the bed.
He's married though.
Kind of brought out of the bed and Beth come out and beat her up.
but yeah she came out and
I thought she was going to beat the hell out of Maurice
but nothing happened there.
She just chased her around the ring and
just like Beth Phoenix man,
the Glamazon man. That's a big gal.
I still give her her props because that
Royal Rumble a couple years ago
before the world fell apart
when Edge made his return
she fucking slashed her head open
and just kept the show going.
so
but yeah
we'll see
in a few weeks
for Roll Rumble
when all that happens
but
I didn't like the
the braids
or whatever
how she was
rocking her hairdo
but I don't know
we'll see how that goes
but yeah again
yeah this match
was a C-minus
Edge pulled it out
via pinfall
well before
before he got pinned
when he saw
when Ms.
saw Beth chasing Maurice around
and you see Beth talking shit
to Ms. and he's yelling back at her
and of course.
I love it how they
anybody who acts like that
they don't know what's happening when they're yelling at someone
outside of the ring and then
nonchalant just turn around
and then get kicked, hit or whatever,
but you know Ed's came out of nowhere
and speared him hell of hard
because I don't think he did any spears
until this one at the end.
But I love when Edge
does it spear, so I was happy with
it.
The next one,
I was excited and
they both went hard.
But
boy, before we dive into this,
what happened to Sasha Banks?
She gets hurt?
Yeah, I think
I might be saying it wrong,
but I think Charlotte
at a house show was giving her a back break.
and then she landed on her foot wrong.
All right.
So she's out.
Well, heal up because I think they're going to start filming the Mandalorian pretty soon.
Oh, she says she's not in this next season.
I mean, she could be just saying that, but.
They need to give them their own show.
The hell's the name, Bocatan and all of them, Starbuck.
but this next match
the raw women's championship match
the man
big time becks or whatever the hell
she calls herself now Becky Lynch
taking on Liv Morgan
don't get me wrong
I mean I love Becky Lynch
I still don't see why they kept
Liv Morgan around
I mean she's beautiful
don't get me wrong and she does what she
does in the ring actually was actually pretty good
in this match.
But getting rid of Ruby Ryan and Sarah Logan,
Sarah Logan was the muscle.
And Ruby Ryan was just the leader in the look,
but I don't know.
Maybe they just didn't like the tattoos and all that.
Good that she's a Ruby Soho now over on AEW.
But I know Liv Morgan was your girl with her pink or blue tongue
or whatever else she kept doing when she was eating
suckers and all that.
What would you think of this match?
What a bunch of bullshit.
I don't know.
What is this like the third time she lost to Becky?
Yeah.
I mean,
what is the point?
Just have her lose and then cry
and just fucking look stupid in the ring.
I don't like the direct.
I don't like any direction they fucking do
would live Morgan.
They didn't do anything when she was in the riot squad.
They had that stupid where they were running them little videos of her in the tub,
and that went nowhere.
Then they did the whole, she was Lana's side piece, and that went nowhere.
I don't know.
And then I kind of felt like they botched the ending.
It looked like there was a few times they were a little rusty.
I put Becky Lynch in a much higher skill level than Liv Morgan.
And I see why they kept around.
I mean, she's beautiful and everything.
But when they put these the more lower card performers,
when they put them up with the main eventers
it's it always to me it always just seems
I'm sure something you're probably yelling at me
but it seems like
the the main stars
are just there
and I mean they
they still do what they do but it just doesn't seem like they
I don't know I don't know what I'm trying to say here
but I don't know I just feel that
Becky
needs to be
fighting
the
Charlotte
fighting
I don't want to see that
Who else is it is
or what's her name
you know
yes
EST yeah
I mean
I still said that was bullshit
at SummerSlam
but
I want to see that match again
I want to see
it
them both go
really hard because they both go hard
and I want to see
Bianca pull it out again but I don't know
we'll see I can't believe I'm going to say this
but bring Bailey back
well I don't look like she's gonna be back for a while
I'm hearing maybe Royal Rumble
oh she comes out in a Rumble that'd be cool but
yeah let her let her win the Rumble
and let her let her challenge Becky
but
keep it
keep Bailey
heal yeah don't don't bring a hug life back
and all that bullshit
don't bring in the side pony here
no no slap bracelets and
wacky air guys and
she killed those guys she killed all that
so I mean even give me the
the newscaster
or whatever she was
our little talk show yeah
yeah that was that's when
I started.
I was like, okay, I like what you're doing now.
I follow her on Instagram and it's just been doctor appointment after doctor appointment.
So hopefully she heals up and comes back.
But yeah, this this match wasn't the greatest.
They gave it a B.
But obviously you see Becky carrying Liv Morgan the whole match.
But I mean, not to say that Liv Morgan just.
absolutely was terrible.
She's better than she was.
So it's good to see
her out there, but
I don't know. It just seemed like Becky was carrying
her the whole time.
Becky, let's, she pulled it out
via pinfall.
And would I have graded this
would be?
Maybe B minus. I mean, I wouldn't go as far as
maybe a C plus, but
I give a C.
And, and,
Yeah.
All right.
On to the main event.
Before I give my piece on it all, what did you think of the main event?
The main event, the WW championship match, Biggie, taking on the almighty Bobby Lashley, Kevin Owens, and Seth, freaking Rawlins.
Tom.
It's the Monday Night Messiah.
Yeah.
Oh, geez.
Monday Night Rollins or whatever the L.T. called himself.
And taking on the beast, Brock Lesnar.
All right.
What did you think of this, this one?
Oh, why they do biggie like that?
Why?
I don't.
This drove me crazy.
I don't even doubt the words right now.
I knew Brock was going to pull it out when they announced that he was in this match.
I just fucking knew it.
They always have to put the belt on him.
And what really pissed me off, he didn't have to pin Biggie, but he did.
And it just, I don't, I don't see Biggie in the title picture for a minute now.
Unless he goes over to Smackdown.
I thought the match was fine.
it seemed kind of quick
yeah which kind of makes sense
because Brock Brock don't do them long matches
you know he's he's a he's a superstar
likes to get in and get out
and he he knew he was getting the belt
and everything you've seen his reaction after
that guy he broke character
that guy was high fiving fans
and smiling and laughing
and just made me sick
made me sick
and the reason why I say they're Big E's not in the picture no more
because now that you're going to set up the Bobby Lashley, Brock Lesnar match
that everybody's been won ever since they started doing MMA back in the day.
So that's what we got to look forward to.
But I was pissed off.
I knew it was going to win.
This match, this was actually supposed to be the universal title.
But since Roman got sick, I don't think they should have let him win.
Let him go win the universal title whenever that happens, if it does happen.
But I think, I mean, I think Big E should have still been the champ.
I mean, but again, when we know Brock Lesnar is coming back, like, they're going to put a belt on him.
He's not coming back for nothing just to get beat up and then disappear again.
But he was the fucking last one to be introduced to.
I was like, come on.
That's what they think of Biggie.
They just slapped him in his face.
It was like, here, Biggie, you get out there first.
Yeah.
And you knew.
So.
But, oh, man.
But with that being said, and I mean, the little side gripes and around,
I actually loved this match.
I watched it a few times.
I mean, because this match, it was really short because it was so fast-paced.
Because when Brock Lesnar, he barely got in the ring before they attacked him.
And then he went on the attack because Biggie and Almighty were they attacked each other.
And then they fell out of the ring.
And they were fighting on the outside.
But then Brock Lesnar just commencing to whoop an ass on the team of Kevin Owens and Seth Rollins.
And of course, German suplex is throwing them.
all over the place because he roughed the shit out of them.
It looked like one, when he threw, when Brock threw Kevin Owen's bag, it looked like
he came down on his head.
Yeah.
Yeah, there was a couple times for Rollins, too.
Yeah, because I was like, man, I mean, he's a big brute and he's just going to throw you
all over the ring and in, I'm just thankfully that, man, I'm sure they were all sore as hell
when it was over with, but I'm just glad none of them
got seriously injured
from those German
suplexes. But once he
started basically threw them all
out of the ring, Big E jumped in the ring
and started roughing up Brock
Lesnar and they gave him a clothesline and
threw him out of Brock
Blak, Blak, Blak, Blak, and fell
out. Because then for a while
the action got going on outside
because then Big E
he was the only one in the ring he stepped out of the ring
went after almighty almighty picked him up and then
slammed big e into the post
and then this part was awesome
uh Brock Lesnar still staggering around outside over by the
bell and the almighty Bobby Lashley just comes running
and just tackles Brach Lesnar and he goes
crashing through through the barricade
and it looked like Brock Lesnar hit his head
when he fell back because it seemed like he
I don't know if he jumped up or what, but...
This man, Bunn protected him.
I hate that air style, man.
This little genie cut.
I'm hoping somebody comes out with clippers and shaves it off or so because it looks stupid.
So he's laying there all, Brock Lesnar's laying it all beat up.
He jumps in the ring attacks Kevin Owens.
And then Seth Rollins jumps back in.
And Bobby Lashley just commences to throwing them all over the ring and beating them up.
and when he was holding him straight up
and then Kevin Owens came in
and gave him a super kick to the ribs.
I thought he kicked Seth Rohns in the face.
But I think he got Bobby Lashley in the stomach
because he kind of went down
and this is when Seth Rones and Kevin Owens
double kicked, super kicked,
Lashley out of the ring.
But this part was awesome.
after that.
When those two were in the ring,
Brock Lesnar stood up and he was staggering around.
Seth Rownes came running out of the door out of the ring,
knocked him down.
And while Brock Lesnar was laying there,
Kevin Owens off the side of the ring,
there's a splash right on to Brock Lesnar.
And you hear that impact.
And Kevin Owens went up high and came down on a,
other than you hear him slamming onto the hard rubber,
a mat that's around the ring you hear Brock
so I thought that was awesome
so he's laying their beat up
they end up going after Bobby
Lashley with the steel stairs
and knock him down
and then they
take their attention back over to
Brock Lesner
you can clearly see
I don't know if Brock Lesnar
wanted to get cut
because when they
when Kevin Owens and Seth
Browns came running at Brock Lesnar with the stairs.
He like went into that stairs head first.
He didn't even try to put his hands up.
But then no blood or anything, Drew.
So he got knocked down and he's laying there again.
They go over to the announce table.
They start clearing it.
They drag over.
They put the little stairs in front of the table.
They go over to get Almighty, pick him up.
MVP is killing.
me, man. He bucks me.
He's on the side rigged his suit and his
Cade. But
Kevin Owens and Bobby
Kevin Owens and Seth Rarrow tried to pick
up Bobby Lashley and slammed through the table
but he ended up giving
him a few one-toos and they both fell
down. But Big E. came out of
nowhere. He came running up
while Bobby Lashley was still standing on top
of the stairs. He gave him a few
gut shots and then he just picks
up Bobby Lashley.
and just gave him a slam onto the announce table,
then that goes falling apart.
So Biggie was all hyped up and everything.
But then Kevin Owens comes in and super kicks Biggie to the face,
and then he goes down.
All right, and really quick, MVP.
Did he get hurt?
Yeah, he did.
Okay.
I figured that so much because he just,
he's been on the outside of the real.
for a while now so all right
he's he's
good on the mic so
that's good for bobby
because bobby sometimes he's not
so great
no he's just
the big brute that he is
uh biggie
i guess thrown back into the ring
Kevin owens and pick up Seth wrong
said Kevin Owen Seth Rons pick up
uh Brock Lesnar and they give him a double
DDT onto the steel stairs so he's
laying there again
um
Kevin Owens and Seth Rounds jump back in the ring and they try to rough up Big E, but he turns it on him, gives Seth Rons a little power slam.
But then this is what I didn't get.
I mean, it was a cool move, but when Big E, he kind of gave Kevin Owens the forearm, but then he stumbled back.
Big E ran and came off the top rope and then jumped in the air.
and then this is when Kevin Owens got Biggie into a power bomb and just slammed him onto the mat.
He tried to pin him, but Biggie kicked out.
So while Biggie is still laying there on the mat, Kevin Owens jumps up.
He climbs up up to the top rope.
And does this Jeff Hardy impression.
Does this want to.
But this was also because it was unexpected.
He landed right on a boom and then rolled out of the way.
But whoever, the cameraman, they didn't do a good job because Seth Rallons comes out of nowhere.
Off the top rope and lands on Biggie and goes for the pin, but Biggie kicks out.
But the replay from a different camera angle looked awesome because we're not even paying attention to where Seth Rounds is.
but then he just comes flying out of the air.
So I thought that was awesome.
Biggie looked like he got the wind knocked out of him.
Because he got hit twice.
So Biggie's laying there.
Seth Rollins jumps up.
Everyone's hooting and hollering.
He goes to try to just rough him up some more and give him a neck breaker.
But he ends up just hitting him in the back, a forearm to the back of Biggie's big neck.
And then he falls down.
Seth Rowland gets all juiced up.
He goes running in to give the curb stomp to Big E.
But then out of nowhere, here comes Brock Lesnar running in.
He grabs, right when Seth Rond jumps up to give Big E the curbstom, he scoops him up, gets him over his shoulder, boom, spins him F5.
He goes down.
Big E jumps up.
Brock Lezner picks him up, gets him into it, F5.
Kevin Owens tries to get involved.
And then he picks him up.
F5 and he's like yeah
Brock Lesnar's all hyped up
and I said this earlier
when when the Mizz
it was pretty much almost the same thing
Miz when he was dealing with
Beth Phoenix on the outside of the ring
getting all hyped up and yelling
Brock Lesnar after he slammed all
or F5ed all those guys he turned around
to the crowd and yelled
and then he slowly spun around
and the almighty
came out of nowhere
and speared him hell hard.
I thought that was it.
I thought Bobby Lashley was going to win.
But Brock Lesnar,
so you know he's got to be.
So he kicked out of that.
But that was cool, though,
man,
because what was going on,
it was moving so fast.
And Bobby Lashley came out of nowhere
in a pendant.
Barack Lennner's all roughed up.
Bobby Lashley is standing up behind him
and then puts the hurt lock on to him.
So he's flipping around and Brock was,
he just can't act.
But it looked like he was going to fade.
But then Biggie comes running in and he kicks,
or no, he hits Bobby Lashley to the back of the head and he lets go of Brock.
And he picks up, Biggie picks up Bobby Lashley and gives him the,
what's that move that he does?
The big ending.
Yeah, he gives Bobby the big ending.
Yeah.
He gives Bobby the Bally.
big ending he falls down brock gets up he picks him big e picks up brock is about to give him the
big ending but then brock turns it around picks up big e at five and one two three and
Brock legend is your new wwee champion um again i watched this over and over and i was
basically watching this one's commentated but you knew big e
was without you knew that was it because the way he just laid there and didn't even try to kick
out or anything and then I was like again it was awesome match CBS sports gave it a minus I would just
give it an A because I was I was when I first watched this I was I was screaming and yelling and all
that but it was so fast pace I don't know if they were running out of time and we're telling
him to hurry up, but they did what they did.
And Brock Lesnar won.
And yeah, I seen those videos of him.
Usually he's just not a crowd guy.
He just does what he does.
And from what I understand, it doesn't like people coming up to him at the airports or whatever.
But he, yeah, he was smiling, high-fiving everybody.
I seen a few TikToks where he went, yeah, got in their videos and was,
high-fiving whoever they were.
So, who knows, it's a new year?
Maybe this is a new Brock.
Yeah, new hairstyle.
He's cut that hair. I hate it.
It's so stupid.
But I did enjoy this match.
It's probably my favorite match of the night.
I didn't like the ending, but it did Biggie dirty.
But, yeah.
I mean, other than he had Biggie had to lose.
They slap him in the face.
and you got to get pinned as well.
So because even the announcers were like,
and he pinned Biggie to win the title.
I was like,
uh,
and that reminds me.
I ask you every pay-per-view.
What did you think of Cory Graves?
I hate him, period.
But the other dude was getting on my nerves
because he'd be calling the wrong,
the wrong moves,
his last few pay-per-views.
He's getting better.
He kind of made me laugh a few times.
But overall, I thought the pay-per-view was good.
There was a couple, mainly the Mizz and the edge match.
I was a little eh about, but the rest of it, I thought it was good.
But, yeah, Royal Rumble is next.
It happens January 29th.
But during this, there was a little video of Jackass.
This is Johnny Knoxville.
I love Johnny.
Don't get me wrong.
I met him.
I thought he was a cool guy.
I loved all the jackass movies.
Can't wait to see the next one.
And I watched the show and everything.
I saw all the big brother stuff before Jackass even became a thing.
But I know he's going to be in the Royal Rumble because if you guys watch Smackdown this past Friday, he threw Sammy Zane over the top rope.
I don't do my boy like that.
to get to get his qualifying spot in the rumble i know johnny's there just to hype up the uh the movie
um they have been a part of uh some previous stuff uh dealing with the company i know um somebody's
going to destroy johnny knoxville he's i'm calling it he's going to take one hell of a bump um yeah
I think other than getting roughed up in the ring,
Sammy Zane is going to go after him.
But if he doesn't fall out of the ring hard,
I don't know.
But I think he's going to,
he's going to regret getting involved in the World Rumble.
Because, I mean,
he's not just going to get beat up by Sammy Zane.
Everyone else that's in there.
It's going to get eliminated by almost.
He won't be in there very long.
But if he wins the Royal Rumble,
that's when we know come on
there is people saying he's going to win he's going to win watch
I'm like uh because the movie doesn't cut the new movie doesn't come out to the next month
but I'll give it to Johnny what he's done to his body and
everything just to make us laugh
I don't know how old he is now he's all gray hair now but
I see him getting
really hurt.
I don't know, but if you have to pick what number do you think he's going to come in?
One.
No, he can't come in at one.
He's got to come in.
And he gets beat up the entire night.
He's got to come in after Sammy Zane.
So if Sammy Zane is the number one, I don't know.
But I think he's going to throw Sammy Zane out again.
and then someone else
throw him out
or who knows,
maybe they do the Sina
Batista and both fall over
at the same time.
I don't know.
You give Johnny a lot of credit there.
I don't know what they're doing.
We know what they're doing just to hype up the movie.
So, I mean, that's cool.
WW has done that a lot.
But as far as the women
I see that
lead is in it
and other than Mickey James as well
and who do you think
is going to pull it out
I don't know why Charlotte's in it
let's tell you that right now
let me pull up
to
you know you know I like my
shotsies and mazzalinas but they ain't winning
I can see
Maria
um
Lita I love you but I know
you're you ain't
you ain't winning
I just don't want her to get hurt
I just
I cringe every time she gets involved
but I mean
to be real I mean
Shana would
just destroy everybody, but they ain't pushing her to do anything.
So I was going to say, why?
Why not?
I mean, okay, these are the three.
These are the three I'm picking, but I'm going to have to pick one out of them.
Shana, I love Sheena, Shati, I got, she's from the base, I got to represent,
but I'm in love with Ria Ripley.
Yeah, I'm a dirty old man.
she's only what 25 26
she's awesome though
I love her in the ring
but out of those three
I might have to go Shana
I hope she wins
but um
I know I see what's her names in this picture too
um
she was she was in the Marine 4
Marine 5
uh
one blonde chick what the hell was her name
um
I think how which blonde one you're talking about.
If you're looking at the picture of the of the girl,
she's in the top row all the way on the right,
the very last one.
Oh,
Summer Ray.
Yes,
I was going to say Ray something.
Yeah.
The two Mamas are jumping in.
Nikki and Bree.
Okay.
I'm a collard right here.
It just popped in my head because these ain't all the participants.
Pence. Yeah. E. O'Sahri makes her debut and takes it or returning Oscar.
I could see it. I would like Nikki H. to win. I don't know. Um, 24-7 champ. No, I think she's
going to lose that title. Something's going to happen to where.
It's almost going to pin her.
I mean, she's going to lose it during the Rumble.
But I don't know.
We'll see.
We see Kelly Kelly on there.
Oh, so hot.
I've always loved her.
But she's been in the past few Rumbles never wins.
But it's good to see her come running out there when her music hits.
But yeah, I would love to see Shana destroy everyone.
But if I got to pick who the final two is going to come down to,
If it's not Charlotte and Ria, I want it to be Ria and Shana at the end,
or even the final three Shotsie as well.
But I don't know.
We'll see what's going on.
But as far as the guys, Johnny, I love you, but I know you ain't winning.
I don't know.
I think once the women started getting there,
their own rumble
I'm always more excited
for that so yeah
we'll see but yeah that takes place
January 29th and
where they at St. Louis
or
I can't remember where they said they're going to be at
it doesn't say
well I'm just on their Instagram page
but
WWE's day one
I mean I enjoyed it
I mean all the matches are exciting
minus edge in
the Miz, but yeah, that's it.
Again, I didn't really care for the outcome of the main event, but
we knew he was going to win. We knew it.
Of course he was going to win. So, let's see how long his title runs.
Hopefully it's short. Maybe he loses a WrestleMania, maybe who knows?
Maybe he loses it in the Royal Rumble. Do you think he's going to be in the Rumble?
No. No, he's
Who's Almighty fighting him? Is he going out to Brock Listener? Is he fighting Biggie?
I'm going to say at the Rumble, it's going to be Biggie, Bobby and Brock for the title.
All right, I'd like to see that. Biggie will be, he'll be in the Rumble.
All right, yeah, we'll see. Who knows, maybe Biggie will come in and help Bobby rough up.
but then
Brock will still be the champion
and I don't know everyone
we'll see when we get there
but yeah I'm excited for the
Royal Rumble mainly the gals match
so we'll see but day one
yeah it was cool for what it was
for to start off
2022 but
um
there was something else
I was going to bring up wrestling
fucking forgot
oh do you have um
8th night HBO um
YouTube, whatever, red premium or whatever the hell is called?
No.
Because I want to do, um, ready to rumble.
Have you seen that in a way?
Yeah, it's been a minute since I've seen it.
All right.
I'm sure.
Find us somewhere.
But I,
I just recently got,
premium, uh, my son's girlfriend.
You want,
you want him oh hell yeah i do so i keep seeing ads for uh ready to rumble on here so i don't know
at some point we'll do that it'll be part of wrestling returns because it is wrestling but i love
that movie i thought it was hilarious but um action returns stream fiends coming really soon
they'll get ready for that and uh we'll be back with more wrestling at the end of the month after
out of the raw rumble.
So until
next time,
everyone be safe out there
and party on.
