The Horror Returns - The Wrestling Returns: WWE Elimination Chamber (2022)

Episode Date: February 21, 2022

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Starting point is 00:00:06 Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, welcome to another episode of the wrestling returns. WWE Elimination Chamber, 2022, Saudi Arabia. Did it live up to the other Saudi Arabia events? We'll find out. I'm your host, Brian. With me, as always, my brother Ness. What's up, man? Ooh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:00:32 A lot, a lot of fillers in this one. I don't know if they're running out of time, but all right. But with that being said, I thought the two elimination chamber matches were good. And one I was looking forward the most. That one was good, but we'll get to that in a second.
Starting point is 00:00:55 I didn't even know there was a kickoff show. Yeah, it was, uh, the Miz Raym Stereo. This was definitely a feller. they shit i think they started this little feud a week ago just in town for for the pay-per-view all right uh i didn't even know there was one i thought it was just just the elimination chamber and that was it but but with that being said uh it was okay i mean uh i was on the edge of my seat for a little bit but some of it i wasn't sure what and why they were doing
Starting point is 00:01:35 this and now dealing with both Hall of Famers. I was like, really? But I understand they don't want to drop their belts right before WrestleMania. So, but we'll start off with the beginning. The Universal Champ Roman Rains taken on the Hall of Famer Goldberg. What the hell was this for? And why the buildup was better than the actual
Starting point is 00:02:05 match. I was like, really? This is what you're going to do? It was, let's give the Saudi Arabia audience there, their chance to see Goldberg. I guess.
Starting point is 00:02:20 I said it before. I know they like their, their legends, their superstars. So here he is in World Championship match as the first match of the damn pay-per-view.
Starting point is 00:02:35 But I will say it was short and sweet. Really short. I would rather had a pen, but not him putting the guillotine on him. And I was like, oh, really? I mean, it was like the Battle of the Spears is what they were saying. I mean, the buildup right before the actual match started, that whole video they played before was more exciting. than the actual match.
Starting point is 00:03:09 Yeah, the whole, this was supposed to happen two years ago at WrestleMania, all that, blah, blah, blah. I was like, I didn't want to see it then either. Yeah, I'm like, well, if this is what you made us wait for, man, I could have just went without it. But, um, uh, Roman came out, uh, acknowledge me and all that. This is stuff, but,
Starting point is 00:03:34 because he came straight out. Did he like Saudi Arabia acknowledge me or something to that nature? They did. Yeah, they did, man. I mean, I said this before. The crowd over there, they're hyped. Maybe this is somewhere else, but they didn't have that whole royalty right in the front. It was actual.
Starting point is 00:03:57 Like, either they said something or maybe the royalty was on the other side that we couldn't see. I don't know, but everybody was hyped all the way in the front. Did you watch the kickoff show, the Miz and Mysterio? No, I missed so. I need to go back and watch that. They do get hype because even when the Miz's music hit, like, that place got loud. Like, they really do appreciate what they're getting. Good, because how many of they had three or four, maybe?
Starting point is 00:04:31 Yeah. Yeah. So, I mean, that's what I love when they go there. Is the pay-per-view the best? No. I think the best, the greatest moment that happened at all the paper views there was the greatest Royal Rumble when Titus O'Neill slid under the, under the ring. I still watch that classic.
Starting point is 00:04:51 He'll never live that down. I mean, he's, and that guy seems like an awesome guy. Like, he does a lot of, like, charity stuff. And he's, like, their ambassador. He's even won, like, a father of the year award. but we'll always remember it as the guy that tripped and fell into the ring. I'm just glad there was no like beam there that he would have, he would have hit.
Starting point is 00:05:14 He slid all the way. Oh, they said there was like if he would have like a foot over. Yeah. He would have ran right into it. Well, it's good that he didn't. But, uh, yeah, man, they were height. They were hell of hype. Man, they were hype when Roman came out, when Goldberg came out.
Starting point is 00:05:32 Everybody was, ah, so I love that about the paper views that they have there. But this match, Goldberg, but I will. I love that how he just jumps into his jack cameras that he didn't even get to do. Yeah, you could clearly see that Roman was helping him. But, I mean, it's all right, man. The big guys do what they do. both spared each other a few times and slamming each other into the corners
Starting point is 00:06:09 that was it and then when Roman put the guillotine on them and I was like really don't go out like this because that it went like a little too long with that I think I thought Goldberg was going to hit him in the ribs or something or something to get out of it but then he just effed it gave up and that was it his hand dropped like maybe once or twice
Starting point is 00:06:32 and then the ref just went ding ding ding ring the bell i was like oh that's all i kind of felt like he didn't want to be pinned so they were like let's just have it that i pass out so technically i didn't give up or anything that's how i was taking it i was i was like come on man but yeah uh cbsports.com gave it a c plus yeah if just a c and that plus is a little generous but all right i mean how long was this match maybe five minutes if that
Starting point is 00:07:08 you want to add in uh entrance yeah the whole thing probably took about 10 minutes they took more time coming out than they did in the ring but i don't know i'm sure that the AC was pumping because it was a dome so but all right uh the next one
Starting point is 00:07:28 was uh the elimination chamber Bianca Belair EST Liv Morgan Doe drop My girl Rio Ripley Nikki Almost superhero
Starting point is 00:07:41 And I guess She didn't go full Alexa Bliss She still kind of had that Little craziness thing I did love that she had a little swing In her chamber
Starting point is 00:07:54 Yeah I didn't I didn't notice it until she like got in I was like oh she's got a swing And I think they're trying to do like a like a dual personality thing where she's like got the original goddess thing but she's still like crazy and evil yeah i hope that like maybe somebody does something to her and then she snaps in the ring and becomes all crazy controls people with her buying again i don't know about that that was a little much for me um all right i mean i don't know what
Starting point is 00:08:30 The situation is over there. I mean, no disrespect to anyone over there, but all the women had to be pretty much covered from, like, wrist to feet. No kind of skin other than their hands and their faces showing. It was better than those T-shirts. They threw them on them one time. I was just about to say that. At least they got some, like, a proper, like, ring gear other than this. Let's just throw this oversized T-shirt.
Starting point is 00:09:02 on you. Yeah, because that was terrible. But it was a lot of body suits and no malfunctions. So I assume this material was nice and stretchy and enough for them because they did, man, these
Starting point is 00:09:17 gals went hard. They went to me, I think out of the chamber matches they went harder than the dudes. Yeah, absolutely. Because Bianca Bellar was throwing them foos all over and dude drops. She was in there roughing everyone. as well as real Ripley.
Starting point is 00:09:34 Alexa does what she does. Nikki, she's just mainly just screaming and running around. But we had a scary moment with Liv, getting caught up on the top rope. Yeah. From what I understand, she's okay,
Starting point is 00:09:50 but it looked like her knee pad got caught when she was falling. She was hanging upside down. And lucky Dew Drop saw what was going on and unhooked her and pushed her off real quick. yeah well i was good it's good that they watch out for each other i mean nobody climbed up on top of the chambers did they no i don't think of this one excuse me because i remember um it wasn't the last one maybe the one before when uh uh live morgan and sarah logan climbed up
Starting point is 00:10:25 on top and they both dove off at the same time onto whoever i can't remember i thought that It was awesome. I think a year before that, Alexis Bliss did the, what was it, the twisted bliss on to the boss. I'm doing air quotes when I say boss because she wasn't even needed for this pay-per-view. I was waiting for her to come out and do something, but, eh, saving it for a little. I think they said she's hurt again. She's saving herself for WrestleMania, so. Oh, I heard Bailey's going to be popping up at WrestleMania.
Starting point is 00:10:59 I hope so. Pop up the day I'm there, not the next day or whatever. I'm still trying to figure out what day I want to go. I want to go both, but then that's close to $400 to go both days. So I don't know. But anyway, but yeah, I thought this match was good. I mean, they were all over the place throwing each other. And I'll give it to when they take those bumps on the outside of the ring,
Starting point is 00:11:28 because that frame. Yeah, they have that little thick rubber mat, but that got no kind of gift. I guess you'd rather hit that than the actual steel that's under it. Because I remember before a couple years ago, it was like a cage you could see through. And they were slamming onto that. So I think they probably said,
Starting point is 00:11:50 I was like, no, put something down. So. Yeah. But my only problem with this match is like going into it, But I only figured there was three possible winners, that being Bianca Belair, Liv Morgan, or Alexa Bliss. And out of them three, I'm already knowing who they're going to set up for the WrestleMania match because of how Bianca Belair got screwed out of WrestleMania. So, or not WrestleMania, SummerSlam. So I just, I kind of figured this was already set up for her to win.
Starting point is 00:12:26 I thought Alexa Bliss was going to win Just because she's making her Regular appearance So I kind of thought that they were going to do that But I mean she did make it To the final two But Bianca Bel Air was throwing her
Starting point is 00:12:43 All over Was she the one when Bianca held up with one arm No that was I want to say that was maybe I think Liv Oh yeah man but Yeah she is the EST
Starting point is 00:12:56 man she's strong i don't care what you say she's pretty strong that hair still bugs me but it serves its purpose trademark yeah so i don't think she can ever do anything maybe at some point she'll get rid of it um but yeah i mean i thought this was a good match man they they really went hard and beat the hell out of each other i mean i want to real rippley to win but
Starting point is 00:13:23 she got she got roughed up hard. I mean, she was mainly going after Nikki. Yeah. I think they're over Ria. I honestly do. I mean, man, she's, she's good in the ring. She does everything she's supposed to do and
Starting point is 00:13:39 she's hot, but I don't know. I want more of her and Charlotte to go at it. I want more of that, but I don't know. We're not running this thing, so I again, I don't know what the hell's
Starting point is 00:13:55 happen. Yeah, I mean, I do the thing where I'm watching it and I kind of rewrite the stories in my head. Like the, the Ms. is going back to the Miz and Mysterio, that would have been way more interesting if in my mind, like Dominic, like interfered and screwed over Ray. And then Monday night, he showed up with the Miz and they're in suits. And he's talking about taking Dominic Hollywood and all kinds of stuff. Like something interesting. Give these, give these people something to do, you know. But. I don't know. There's quite a few people in this match right here. Like, like other than Ria, I think they're kind of,
Starting point is 00:14:34 I don't see DoDrop doing anything anytime soon? Uh, I hope they don't drop her. I mean, I think they'll string her along for a little bit and who knows, maybe make her a sidekick again. But, uh,
Starting point is 00:14:52 I don't know. I mean, that, that, that double, um, vertical suplex I thought that was cool
Starting point is 00:14:59 but I loved them I can't remember who um Ria was holding uh because when she was holding her up that that was Alexa they had a skirt or whatever
Starting point is 00:15:11 yeah well yeah it was her because her skirt kept falling over her face and she kept throwing it back but it just kept coming back and because she was trying to watch uh Bianca so they can go both go down the same time but they they almost did
Starting point is 00:15:24 but it was still pretty it was still pretty awesome when they did that but um i was hoping that a rio was going to pick up a do drop again because uh that no was it was it ria or was it bianca that picked her up on her all it's probably i want to say it was probably bianca yeah one of them picked her up and dosh but that was any of that but yeah um bianca beller she ended up um roughing up Alexa and and she won. I thought this was for a title, but I guess not. It was just to see who was going to go to WrestleMania, I guess.
Starting point is 00:16:03 Yeah. All right. This next one, wow. Pointless. Yeah, I don't know what the point was to tie up. Was Rhonda Rousey and Naomi taking on Charlotte Flair and Sonia DeVille? Yeah. It was 100% pointless.
Starting point is 00:16:26 We already know it's going to be Rhonda and Charlotte in WrestleMania. And then so you have the Naomi and Sonia, they got their little beef going. And this match did nothing to further that beef. It just, it didn't go anywhere. It didn't add anything. And I really hate that they made, they make Sonia look like she's not a wrestler. And this, this lady used to be, she was like, not like Rhonda, but she used to. be an MMA fighter before wrestling, but I just don't like how they're portraying her now.
Starting point is 00:17:04 I like the little business one when she was walking around the suits and everything, but yeah, she didn't do nothing. She was just in there and Charlotte didn't even do what she does. She didn't fly off the top ropes or anything. And Rhonda's having her right arm tied up to a rope to her and she can only use her left. Yeah. And when you say the arm's supposed to be tied behind the back,
Starting point is 00:17:32 let's have the arm actually tied behind the back, not just kind of loosely there to the side. To the side. Usually Rhonda, at least would throw the makeup on, man. She just came out to normal morning face. She didn't have nothing on.
Starting point is 00:17:51 But I think it was more of disrespect because she had her ghee on. Yeah, it was a throwback. they said she wore the the ghee when she won the bronze medal in judo the same one. Okay. So I think it was just kind of like
Starting point is 00:18:07 a callback to when she was competing. Did she have a baby? Yeah. Okay, that's what I thought. I knew she did but but yeah, this the CBS gave it a B minus. I'm like, ooh, that's
Starting point is 00:18:23 kind of generous. I ought to give it like a C or something, but it just didn't further anything. It was just filler. And yeah, Rhonda can't do much right before WrestleMania. I mean, but it was good that it was good that she was there. And Naomi
Starting point is 00:18:37 I think after her one night, I don't even think it was 24 hours for her title run and they just never give it back to her again. But oh man, I don't know. I mean, she's good in the ring. I mean, she does what she does, but
Starting point is 00:18:54 I don't know. They don't do anything when they have put her, bring her into the bloodline. She's, she's married to one of those. So at least give her something to do there, you know, let her have a seat at the table. Yeah, yeah, I mean, do something with her. I mean, Charlotte, she's, she's the woman of the company. She ain't, she ain't ever going nowhere. She ain't doing, they'll, she'll do what she wants.
Starting point is 00:19:23 I think she's at that level. But, yeah, they gave us match a B-My-My-My-My-N. this next one total filler and I didn't like it at all drew mcintyre taking on madcap moss and dumbass happy corbin or whatever was running around but stupid music that the play drew back and dire well I thought he broke madcap's neck oh when he dropped him on his head oh yeah dude that it was like right on his head and you heard the crowd oh Even the Michael Cullen those guys. And I thought he looked dazed for a second because when he was kind of moving around the ring,
Starting point is 00:20:06 he looked like he didn't know what the hell was happening. And he kept grabbing his neck. So I'm pretty sure it was probably sore on the next day. But he got involved or what's his name? Baron Corbyn got involved. Yeah, whatever. I like the poor Corbyn. or whatever that was.
Starting point is 00:20:28 Hobo Corby. But yeah, when they went crashing into the sides and everything and then I love the sword, but don't bring it in the ring. I mean, I didn't understand why he brought it in
Starting point is 00:20:47 to do the claim or for a second I was like, you're going to stab him or what do you have to do with it? I think it was more just to hype up the crowd. It did. because everybody went ah he brought it up did the one two three
Starting point is 00:21:00 and then did the claymore and I mean he kicked it it looked like he connected hard because when Madcap went down he then he just rolled over to the middle of the ring he just held his sword up put one foot on him and then he got the three count
Starting point is 00:21:15 and I was like oh and after he got out of the ring Drew McIntyre he was still holding the sword and went in the sword and into the crowd. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:28 I was like, watch that sword because it was nothing but little kids that were right there behind them. I didn't want him to stab anyone
Starting point is 00:21:35 in the eye. I like when they do that. I mean, especially for this crowd because they're, they're always hyped for it. But a B, okay.
Starting point is 00:21:47 They are being generous with this pay-per-view. Yeah. No, I don't think so. Maybe a C-minus. All right. This next,
Starting point is 00:21:56 one this is the one that I was really hyped for the most the raw women's championship uh big time bex uh the man or whatever hell you want to call her becky lynch taking out hall of form hall of famer wwee hall of famer uh leader
Starting point is 00:22:13 leader i love you but i worry every time she got this was probably like the this was her first match what was it nine years they said yeah outside of row of rumbo i think yeah first singles match yeah and um i saw the videos and the pictures everything she's posted on instagram and facebook of her training um but she was a little rusty in there i mean she was
Starting point is 00:22:42 she was hitting her marks but they looked a little sloppy but she hadn't done this in a while so it was good hopefully maybe if she continues to do in ring work every now and then i think it'll get better as it goes along. But was this her final match? Because they sure did kind of allude to her being her final match. And I'm just kind of no disrespect to where they was at. But I just kind of like, if you're going to do like her last match, let's, let's do it at WrestleMania.
Starting point is 00:23:18 I don't think so. I think it was more, it was disrespect because of that the crowd was hyped. for her. I mean, they were all hooting and hollering when Becky came out, but there was a lot of booze. But when Lita's music hit, everybody, ah, and that one guy holding up the sign, uh, uh, where are they at, Jedda or, yeah, Jenna, uh, loves Lita. I mean, I thought that was awesome. Every, there was a ton of Lita chance. And she, she heard it because she would look and smile and you could see that it just, it was hyping her up. So she, she, she did what. she did.
Starting point is 00:23:56 A lot of baggy clothes on her. Usually, yeah. It was hit a little too much on. I wasn't feeling her outfit. Yeah, but I mean, she both, I mean, she kept trying to hit the, um,
Starting point is 00:24:09 the twist of fate and everything. And even, uh, Becky, yeah, Becky carried her a little bit. And you can clearly see they were talking to each other when they got those small little huddles.
Starting point is 00:24:19 But, uh, both of them doing the, the, the, the, the excuse me man
Starting point is 00:24:28 still got this cough when they were flipping off the top Becky missed but Lita hit it looked a little sloppy but she did it when she did the moon salt but I thought that was cool her twist of fate wasn't as smooth as it was but it was good to see
Starting point is 00:24:45 and I just loved what Lita did and they were both tired because it was at one point they were both laying and beat up in the middle of the ring just huffing and puffing. And even at the very end, after Becky pinned Lita, they were both laying there like, they were all hell tired. I mean, Becky kind of just rolled out.
Starting point is 00:25:08 No, Lita rolled out of the ring really quick. I don't think she did. I think she just laid there, kind of rolled off to the side. And then Becky held up her belt and all that. And then she jumped out. Lita kind of sat up. and I don't know if she was really crying or whatever, but she had tears coming out of her eyes.
Starting point is 00:25:27 She got out of the ring for a second, but everybody was hooting and cheering for her. Then her music hit again. Then she rolled back into the ring and climbed up on the corners and was hooting and hollering for everybody. And then she crawled back out of the ring. And then she ran up to all those little kids that all loved her. Ah, she was giving them high fives and hugs and everything.
Starting point is 00:25:49 So I thought that was really cool. I hope this ain't our last match. Go to WrestleMania and have one, but win and then quit or whatever. Go to AEW. Reformed Team Extreme. Ooh, I would
Starting point is 00:26:05 love that, but I'd still be worried to ever. But yeah, leader, I love you. Just take it easy. I don't know what the hell this next one was. The Smackdown Tag Team Championship match, the Uso's taking on the Viking
Starting point is 00:26:21 Raiders, time to raid or whatever. They didn't even get in the ring. I don't know. This was, I like the Uso's. Yeah, I like the Viking Raiders. I kind of wish they would go back to their original thing, but, you know, it is what it is.
Starting point is 00:26:42 So I was kind of looking forward to a decent tag team match, but them getting jumped by the Uso's before the match happened. and us believing that they got beat up to the point where they couldn't have the match was a bunch of bullshit. Yeah, this is what it says here. The Uso's attack before the match, striking during the Raiders entrance. The attack finished with the Uso's hitting the tandem suplex on Ivar, dropping him on Eric. The Raiders were then deemed in no condition for the match resulting in it never starting.
Starting point is 00:27:18 I guess they got a free trip out of it and got the cheers and everything but that's how I'm like was done with did some somebody's match go too long because it wasn't the beginning because that one went hell of fast I don't know what was going on
Starting point is 00:27:39 they could have just not even done this but the only thing I'm coming up is maybe they're trying to set up a few that's going to go on until WrestleMania that's the only thing I came up with, but there was a lot better ways to do it than this. Yeah, but if it leads to WrestleMania,
Starting point is 00:27:58 that match better be hell good and then beating the hell out of each other and having the Viking Raiders win. Because these, they're just, these guys are just gimmick and ain't doing nothing with them, but I don't know. We'll see.
Starting point is 00:28:11 All right. On to the main event, WWE Championship Elimination Chamber match. The Almighty Bobby Lashley, taking on Brock Lesnar versus Seth F. and Rollins, the Monday night Messiah or Monday night Rollins or whatever the hell you want to call him. The real drip king.
Starting point is 00:28:35 Yeah. Shout out to John Morrison. Yeah. Shouldn't have ever been released, but no. And then Matt Riddle, a riddle. He's Matt Riddle. And Austin Theory, I stole Tyler Breeze's move with the selfies. Come on, you're killing me.
Starting point is 00:28:58 Shout out to Ruby Riot. She tweeted something about Austin Theory, say that he stole Tyler Breeze's selfie thing. Yeah, I think her and Tyler are like good friends. So I can see her tweeting something out. Yeah, and then the phenomenal AJ style. Um, Austin theory is good in the ring. I've said this before, but I don't know why they're trying to hype this guy up so much.
Starting point is 00:29:30 But, okay. I mean, again, he does what he does in the ring and he's good. So I can give him that, but I hate him. I think I wouldn't have,
Starting point is 00:29:40 I would have been all right with him, but as soon as he did the selfie thing, I was like, oh, man. But I did like the picture. Like, He did take pictures. It wasn't, he just wasn't for show because if you follow WWE, they put them all on their Instagram page.
Starting point is 00:29:57 Yeah. But I mean, this is what they're going to do. You might as well keep Tyler Breeze. I know. And I hated the, what was when him and Fandango were together? What they call him? A brizongo. D.
Starting point is 00:30:13 Or when they were the fashion police or something. That was kind of funny. I hated it. even though they never they never did anything no they just got beat up i mean i remember when fun nongo before he came on how bad they were hyping him up and how big it was and then it was just like a i don't even think he was a splash in the pan but it didn't any you remember he beat jericho at russomania like his first matches yes and then they just whatever threw him in the back and then teamed him up with tiler breeze i mean i like tyler breeze when he was uh an nxc
Starting point is 00:30:47 but then once he came up it was like they just wasted him he was goofy and everything I did like the selfie stick with a little fur all over it I always thought that was cool what did he go by Prince Pretty yeah but anyway so
Starting point is 00:31:06 the ones that started it off was um was it Seth Rallens and AJ Styles no no no no Austin Theory Austin Theory yeah those two started it off throwing each other around next thing you know uh a j came out and then riddle bobby lastly and brock leslie and were the last two in the chambers again when the when the first four were in there beating the hell out of each other
Starting point is 00:31:34 um they were going for it but set ronns picked he picked up austin theory right and thrown through yeah set ron's it was beating the shit out of austin theory and he picked him up and slammed him through the plexiglass on Bobby Lashley's chamber and it hit Bobby and he fell over and I kind of looked like he hit the frame with it with his shoulder or his head I wasn't really sure yeah I have some news on this apparently this was a way to write him out because when he won the title at um what was it somerslam or rumble from Brock he hurt his shoulder taking a suplex so he's been wrestling injured and needed surgery so i guess i said this was a way to write him out i guess so because he went down and it didn't look like
Starting point is 00:32:31 he got hurt that bad but they they made it seem like bad because the refs all ran in there and then uh the guys in the suits and excuse me and the medics ran in there yeah uh while they were checking him and everyone else was beating the hell out of each other and then they they got him out of it. Pretty much picked him up and carried him out. Yeah, they said he'll probably be gone for like four to six months. Because yeah, because once the match kept going, but then they finally announced that said, yeah, he's not coming back. So the time came to when the next chamber was going to open and Bobby Lashley's was going to open. but he obviously wasn't there.
Starting point is 00:33:17 And Brock Lesnar said, F it and bush! I thought he kicked it out. He like kicked a hole in the, in the plexiglass and he crawled out. I'm surprised he didn't cut himself. But really cool, what was that on his,
Starting point is 00:33:30 that band-in on his nose for? Did he cut his nose or was he like covering his zit? He had something at the Royal Rumble. It was like a little mark. I don't know. So. All right. But that was cool.
Starting point is 00:33:44 I knew he was going to win. I knew it. Because he came in and just started destroying everyone. It does what he does. He fuck it F5, Seth Rollins first and then pinned him. Then he went after AJ and got him. And then went after Riddle and then jacked him up. And then they all got thrown out.
Starting point is 00:34:12 And then it came down to, uh, Austin theory and Brock Lesnar and Austin theory was scared. He, they kind of ran around
Starting point is 00:34:23 the ring for a second. Yeah, I didn't like that. I was like, come on. Um, and Austin was shot, oh,
Starting point is 00:34:32 it's all right, it's all right, come on. And then he went, he climbed up the side, made it all the way to the top. And, uh,
Starting point is 00:34:40 kind of got halfway through the, the little, the little chain link. and uh, Brock climbed up there and then pulled him down. He climbed up there hell of fast. Yeah, he did. That was,
Starting point is 00:34:53 that's kind of scary. Someone that big going that fast. Yeah, he climbed up there hell of fast. And then he, uh, kind of pulled him back down. And then,
Starting point is 00:35:05 um, they were on top of the chamber. And, uh, I saw a video from, um, uh, one of the audience members.
Starting point is 00:35:14 So, because they were like right on that corner. And you could see, they showed on TV as well, but when Lesnar was slamming Austin Theory into the Plexiglass, and he was hitting it with his head and everything, and then he picked him up, got him into an F5. I thought he was going to F5 of him and throw him into a ring. That would have been awesome.
Starting point is 00:35:37 But I guess I'll give it to Austin Theory for taking this bump. and luckily he was able to land on his feet before he fell over because when he got the F5 and spun him he like went ah I was like I thought he was first I thought he was going to either hit the ropes or just bam land on that black mat it would have been better if he took it in the ring because it just it did look less brutal that he basically landed on his feet yeah because when he flipped them and then he you could clearly see that Austin theory was ready for it
Starting point is 00:36:18 and when he when he spun him he looked down and then he came right down on his feet before he fell over so I guess safety first and then he was all beat up laying there and Brock Lesnar climbed down and I thought he was going to pick him up
Starting point is 00:36:36 and roughing up some more he just drug him into the ring and then pinned him and then that was it I was like should have gave my frog splash off the pot. Something. I was like, that's it.
Starting point is 00:36:50 But overall, the chamber match was good before Brock came out and beat the hell out of everybody. But I was like,
Starting point is 00:37:01 I think he should have started it off so he can at least been a little worn out, but everybody was beat to hell and tired. And he came out and just jacked everyone up. And that was it.
Starting point is 00:37:14 So. Yeah. They should have Shana Beazler this whole thing. And like you said, have Brock just kind of go through everybody starting first. Was that last year when she did that? That was a couple years. Because I know she did it.
Starting point is 00:37:28 She did it in the chamber. Then she did it to Royal Rumble. Yeah. And they and they and they, and they don't push her. Oh, man. The Queen of Spades or whatever. I mean, I like Shana I mean, she does what she does, but yeah, they ain't doing nothing with her.
Starting point is 00:37:48 But, uh, Brock is the champ again for the 10th time. Um, this is the new Brock and, and I kind of like them. Uh, I love how he's more friendly with the crowd because after he won, he climbed out of the, out of the chamber with the belt and yeah, ran into the crowds, taking selfies with everybody. He did it like a few times. And then yeah, I like it, but it's weird. Like he's high five and everybody and smiling and laughing. And yeah, I mean, what was that weird?
Starting point is 00:38:22 After he was like holding the pin to Austin, he was like standing there with the belt. Like he was doing some kind of weird. Yeah, gyrations or something. I was like, what are you doing, Brock? I know. This is the new Brock. This is the 2020, Brock. So.
Starting point is 00:38:39 His Brock dances. Yeah. And he smiles. and take pictures with the fans. It wasn't just because he was there in Saudi Arabia. He did it here in America, too. Got a man bun that he played. It looked all right this time.
Starting point is 00:38:54 I mean, it's all right when it's braided. This Brock wears overalls and cowboy hats, too. It does whatever he wants. Yeah. He probably put that in his contract. Look, I'll come back, but I'm going to do what I want to do. And they probably said, all right, go for it. But we'll keep giving you the belt.
Starting point is 00:39:12 he'll come, do his run, get a belt, lose it, and then disappear, and then come back and do the exact same thing all over again. So, but if he continues to be the happy dancing cowboy wearing Brock Lesnar, I'll be for him. So who's he in a wrestling or WrestleMania? I don't even know where that's going. Or is it going to be, or was it going to be, yeah, title for title? Yeah, this is what they were building to. I think they're trying to neither.
Starting point is 00:39:50 I think they're going to have Roman have two belts or they're going to unify the belts and have just one championship. Roman two or I don't know, man. We've seen this or this match before. Roman Rayman and Brock Lesnar. He's, Romans never beating him in WrestleMania. Uh-uh.
Starting point is 00:40:14 brought two belts that was a good match at WrestleMania, the one that was in Santa Clara at the bitch ass 49th stadium. That was an awesome match. Yeah, that made me mad. But it was great though because you just, you totally forgot
Starting point is 00:40:35 about Rollins in the briefcase and that his music hit. As soon as his music, I was there, everybody. as soon as his music hit, I went, I knew he was going to win. I was like, no. Even my son, he went, ah, my friend Sarah, shout out to her. She screamed.
Starting point is 00:40:57 She was happy. She was, ah, I was like, no. You know, you know, who didn't think he was going to win? Who? Roman's family that showed out that were told that this was Roman's big WrestleMania moment. I heard they were pissed man but I mean
Starting point is 00:41:19 it was it was a good match they beat the hell out of each other um and I loved the finish because when um when Brock picked up Seth Rons and he was about to F5 them and then Roman came out of nowhere
Starting point is 00:41:38 just speared them hell hard but then he the curb stomped him and then that was it so but uh brock was the champ and he he did nobody beat him for the belt it was just turned into a triple threat and then Rollins ran away awesome I mean now I was I was mad when I was there but watch it and now it was pretty awesome I can give him that so because that really hyped up the crowd after he won but I did walk out of their fucking soul. I was hella mad. I was cussing all the way back to the car.
Starting point is 00:42:18 Was that Blonde Street, Rollins? Yeah. I was so mad. Because he got the hell beating out of him earlier when Randy Orton, Arcato, you hit the RKO on him when he tried to curb stomp him. He's one of the greatest RKOs ever. Yeah, that was awesome.
Starting point is 00:42:36 But yeah, Elimination Chamber. Brock is a 10-time chance. And, yeah, well, WrestleMania is next. Again, I don't know what day. I'm just going to buy my ticket and hope. Awesome matches happen on Sunday. Do you think Brock and Roman will happen on Sunday or Saturday?
Starting point is 00:43:07 I want to say Sunday, but I don't know. I don't know how they do these things. I don't know if they'll do that Sunday and then have both women's title Saturday or only have one women's title Saturday and have the others on Sunday or vice versa. Have Brock and Roman on Saturday. And then, you know, it's kind of up in the air. I kind of, I don't like the two-day thing. Yeah, man, I'm not a high roller. I mean, I'll be happy to go to one day.
Starting point is 00:43:49 Because I'm going to go down there Friday. Well, link up with Happy Corbyn. He'll get you. I'm just going to buy Sundays and hope. Brock and Roman are then. Because I think that's a match I want to see the most. Because when I was there, for the last one, it was at Dallas Cowboys Stadium.
Starting point is 00:44:16 It was Roman in Triple H. That was, I'm going to say if you get Sunday, you'll neither see Brock and Roman in the main event or Rhonda and Charlotte. Yeah, I do want to see that too. I mean, I, out of Rhonda's WWE run,
Starting point is 00:44:38 I went to TLC in San Jose, and I saw, I saw her in action for the first. time and I thought she did not awesome she was taking on um nia jacks and uh it was it was a good match man it's beat the hell out of each other so but i think this is the match i want to see the most i do want to see ronda and charlotte go at it but um either way i mean i'm i'm going to be there and i'm just going to have as much fun as i can i mean it's a huge party even if you don't go in and you just want to hang out with cool or wwee universe
Starting point is 00:45:13 in the parking lot because they were going for it, man. They were slamming each other all drunk through the tables and everything. It was crazy in the parking lot. I had hell of fun that day. But I'm bringing a sweatshirt this time. It might be a little warm outside, but inside the AC was pumping and I was cold. And if I buy ticket, again, I'm not a high roller. They're paying three, four thousand to be down on the floor.
Starting point is 00:45:41 Hell no. I'll sit way up at the top for a hundred bucks. I mean, that's fine for me. Because I paid 20 for mine when I think it was like 25 and I'd stand the whole time. I'm not doing that again because I'm not going to killing me. Cowboys Stadium? Yeah. Yeah, that monitor is big enough.
Starting point is 00:46:01 Yeah, so I figured if I was looking at tickets today, if I buy one up there, yeah, as long as I can see that, that thing is huge. of those of you that have never been inside the Cowboy Stadium. It's a nice stadium. I can give them that. And that Jumbotron is like Jumbo Jumbotron. It's hell of big. I was watching that thing. I was like,
Starting point is 00:46:23 damn. Yeah, I have glasses now. But when I went there last time, oh, man, it was a little blurry. Luckily, that big screen was there. So, but I had a good time. So, yeah,
Starting point is 00:46:34 I think I'm just going to go Sunday and cross my fingers and hope that Lesnar and, Roman go at it on that day But we'll see But yeah Next pay-per-view Next wrestling returns Will be
Starting point is 00:46:48 WrestleMania I'll probably pump something out While I'm down there Hopefully talk to some people While I'm walking around And Yeah So we'll have
Starting point is 00:46:59 Um If you get Cory Graves interview You've been looking for Cory Gave's interview you've been looking for Cory All I can say is Hey man I'll give you props
Starting point is 00:47:09 for smashing Carmella, but that's it. I hate that. I hate you. I probably want to tell you all about it. I'll listen, but I'll be mad. I hate you. All right, everyone.
Starting point is 00:47:25 That's going to be it. This episode. East Society, we have a new episode coming. It's all ready to go. I just got pump it up. I just got put it out. So it's all together and everything and ready to go. So episode 246 is coming.
Starting point is 00:47:45 Check out the latest horror returns where we all did the original 74 Toby Hooper classic the Texas Chants on Massacre. And then we wrapped it up with Texas Chantown Massacre 2022. Yeah, you can hear me and Lance completely disagree about the movie. Oh, brother Lance, come on, man. And I've been on social media. People be nice. It's just a movie. This movie's got people divided.
Starting point is 00:48:15 And I've seen on Facebook in some groups where people are telling other people to eat dicks. Oh, yes. I was like, whoa, it's just a movie. Yeah, World War III is about to jump off over a Texas Tintza movie. I'm like, really? Somebody was like, is this movie woke? And then somebody was like, I'm tired of hearing about you bringing up woke. And then the other person was like, is it because I'm a person of color?
Starting point is 00:48:41 And I was like, what are we talking about? It's a horror movie on Netflix. Let's calm down everybody. Neither you like it or don't. It's okay. I mean, it might have sounded like I didn't like it. I enjoyed it, everyone. I mean, don't get me wrong.
Starting point is 00:48:57 I enjoyed it. I mean, not like Brother Lance, he flat out hated it. But I just had issues with it. But, I mean, I still enjoyed the film. I watched it again after we did. show and my my score is still the same eight but uh i i enjoyed the film i mean i'm not going to fight anyone over it but if you're going to talk shit on my face to it uh that's a different story but online i don't care what you say i mean you've got the nerve to come up somebody
Starting point is 00:49:29 face-to-face and that's a that's a whole different issue right there yeah um this uh somebody road he goes just because the kills were good doesn't make it a good movie i'm like i i don't know i'm like okay man it's yeah what was the last horror movie that made everyone fight you want to fight each other oh gosh i don't know i haven't i haven't seen it like this in a while i mean everyone got riled up when hollewan kills but no it didn't get to this point where they was when they had when they wanted to fight so this is i don't know man having people rethink their friendships i'm like come on now one of my buddies was like yeah man uh uh what was that one called um the next generation was better i was like what i don't know what about that one yeah i'm like
Starting point is 00:50:32 i mean i'm down for you but come on man it was not better than than this one. That was my. To me, no, I would say Leatherface, the last one, the 2017 one, that was the worst one out of this whole franchise.
Starting point is 00:50:49 Then, next generation. I'll give Next Generation a little more prox because of Academy Award winner, Matthew McConae. He was badass, but he couldn't save the movie. It was earlier in his career. I go Leatherface and
Starting point is 00:51:06 in 3D because No Come on Yeah Do your thing Cause I mean I'm out of here with that Oh man
Starting point is 00:51:18 I'm gonna watch the rest Eric He's only seen the first four And after new generation He was like what the hell was that He didn't say hell But he was like What was that?
Starting point is 00:51:28 I said I don't know son Did you guys watch three yet Um We watched We watched the first four Yeah, we watched all those. I actually liked that one a little bit more than rewatching it. I liked it the first time I saw it.
Starting point is 00:51:45 And shout out to my boys in Death Angel. I was surprised and happy that they got a song on that soundtrack and it's in the movie. But I was, when I first saw in the theater, I was like, oh, that was cool. I was all right. And then when it came out on VHS and all that, watching it over and over. I did. But then I did not see it for a really, really. long time. When it came when it finally hit DVD, I got it
Starting point is 00:52:10 and I watched it again. And I was like, damn, man, that was actually pretty good. It was better than I've remembered. And classic trailer with the whole lady in the water, the Excalibur thing, but it was the chainsaw. Yeah, shout out to Kane Hodder. Played Jason, um, Freddy, and Leatherface. So, yeah. And don't, and Ken Foray was in three also and the one dude that was in the tom sabini not in the living dead yeah he was also in
Starting point is 00:52:46 the new blood friday 13th seven gosh his character and living dead was so stupid when he shot that gas tank that's right i hated his girlfriend in that one bobby sue yeah oh my god a lot of poor I was like, shoot her or push her outside or something. Barbara was badass, though. Yeah, Patricia Tillman, she's awesome. Or Tillman, Tallman, something, whatever her name is. She's awesome. I met her once, but all right, everyone, now we're rambling.
Starting point is 00:53:24 Yeah, come back for a wrestle returns when we do WrestleMania. And hopefully I'll be doing some live from Arlington, Texas. So until then, everyone, just be safe. in East Society and all that and go to the hoarder returns.com for everything dealing with the network pick up a t-shirt. Get them now because the design's about
Starting point is 00:53:46 to change sometime soon so it'll be a collector's item. So get two, one for yourself and one for your mom. And yeah, we'll see you next time. So until then, party on. Be nice with each other, especially on social media.
Starting point is 00:54:02 It's just a movie, everyone.

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