The Horror Returns - The Wrestling Returns: WWE Elimination Chamber (2022)
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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, welcome to another episode of the wrestling returns.
WWE Elimination Chamber, 2022, Saudi Arabia.
Did it live up to the other Saudi Arabia events?
We'll find out.
I'm your host, Brian.
With me, as always, my brother Ness.
What's up, man?
Ooh, yeah.
A lot, a lot of fillers in this one.
I don't know if they're running out of time, but
all right.
But with that being said,
I thought the two
elimination chamber matches were good.
And one I was looking forward the most.
That one was good, but we'll get to that in a second.
I didn't even know there was a kickoff show.
Yeah, it was, uh,
the Miz Raym Stereo.
This was definitely a feller.
they shit i think they started this little feud a week ago just in town for for the pay-per-view
all right uh i didn't even know there was one i thought it was just just the
elimination chamber and that was it but but with that being said uh it was okay i mean uh
i was on the edge of my seat for a little bit but some of it i wasn't sure what and why they were doing
this and now dealing with both Hall of Famers.
I was like, really?
But I understand they don't want to drop their belts right before
WrestleMania.
So, but we'll start off with the beginning.
The Universal Champ Roman Rains taken on the Hall of Famer Goldberg.
What the hell was this for?
And why the buildup was better than the actual
match.
I was like, really?
This is what you're going to do?
It was,
let's give the
Saudi Arabia audience there,
their chance to see Goldberg.
I guess.
I said it before.
I know they like their,
their legends,
their superstars.
So here he is
in World Championship
match as the first
match of the damn pay-per-view.
But I will say it was short and sweet.
Really short.
I would rather had a pen, but not him putting the guillotine on him.
And I was like, oh, really?
I mean, it was like the Battle of the Spears is what they were saying.
I mean, the buildup right before the actual match started,
that whole video they played before was more exciting.
than the actual match.
Yeah, the whole, this was supposed to happen two years ago at
WrestleMania, all that, blah, blah, blah.
I was like, I didn't want to see it then either.
Yeah, I'm like, well, if this is what you made us wait for, man,
I could have just went without it.
But, um,
uh, Roman came out, uh, acknowledge me and all that.
This is stuff, but,
because he came straight out.
Did he like Saudi Arabia acknowledge me or something to that nature?
They did.
Yeah, they did, man.
I mean, I said this before.
The crowd over there, they're hyped.
Maybe this is somewhere else, but they didn't have that whole royalty right in the front.
It was actual.
Like, either they said something or maybe the royalty was on the other side that we couldn't see.
I don't know, but everybody was hyped all the way in the front.
Did you watch the kickoff show, the Miz and Mysterio?
No, I missed so.
I need to go back and watch that.
They do get hype because even when the Miz's music hit, like, that place got loud.
Like, they really do appreciate what they're getting.
Good, because how many of they had three or four, maybe?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, I mean, that's what I love when they go there.
Is the pay-per-view the best?
No.
I think the best, the greatest moment that happened at all the paper views there was the
greatest Royal Rumble when Titus O'Neill slid under the, under the ring.
I still watch that classic.
He'll never live that down.
I mean, he's, and that guy seems like an awesome guy.
Like, he does a lot of, like, charity stuff.
And he's, like, their ambassador.
He's even won, like, a father of the year award.
but we'll always remember it as the guy that tripped and fell into the ring.
I'm just glad there was no like beam there that he would have,
he would have hit.
He slid all the way.
Oh, they said there was like if he would have like a foot over.
Yeah.
He would have ran right into it.
Well, it's good that he didn't.
But, uh, yeah, man, they were height.
They were hell of hype.
Man, they were hype when Roman came out, when Goldberg came out.
Everybody was, ah, so I love that about the paper views that they have there.
But this match, Goldberg, but I will.
I love that how he just jumps into his jack cameras that he didn't even get to do.
Yeah, you could clearly see that Roman was helping him.
But, I mean, it's all right, man.
The big guys do what they do.
both spared each other a few times and
slamming each other into the corners
that was it and then when Roman put the guillotine on them
and I was like really don't go out like this
because that it went like a little too long with that
I think I thought Goldberg was going to
hit him in the ribs or something or something
to get out of it but then he just
effed it gave up and that was it
his hand dropped like maybe once or twice
and then the ref just went ding ding ding ring the bell i was like oh that's all i kind of felt
like he didn't want to be pinned so they were like let's just have it that i pass out so technically
i didn't give up or anything that's how i was taking it i was i was like come on man but yeah
uh cbsports.com gave it a c plus yeah
if just a c and that plus is a little generous but
all right i mean how long was this match
maybe five minutes
if that
you want to add in uh entrance
yeah the whole thing probably took about 10 minutes
they took more time coming out than they did in the ring
but
i don't know
i'm sure that the AC was pumping because it was a dome
so
but all right uh the next one
was uh the elimination chamber
Bianca Belair
EST
Liv Morgan
Doe drop
My girl Rio Ripley
Nikki
Almost superhero
And
I guess
She didn't go full
Alexa Bliss
She still kind of had that
Little craziness thing
I did love that she had a little swing
In her chamber
Yeah I didn't
I didn't notice it until she like got in
I was like oh she's got a swing
And I think they're trying to do
like a like a dual personality thing where she's like got the original goddess thing but she's
still like crazy and evil yeah i hope that like maybe somebody does something to her and then she
snaps in the ring and becomes all crazy controls people with her buying again i don't know about
that that was a little much for me um all right i mean i don't know what
The situation is over there.
I mean, no disrespect to anyone over there, but all the women had to be pretty much covered from, like, wrist to feet.
No kind of skin other than their hands and their faces showing.
It was better than those T-shirts.
They threw them on them one time.
I was just about to say that.
At least they got some, like, a proper, like, ring gear other than this.
Let's just throw this oversized T-shirt.
on you. Yeah, because that was
terrible. But
it was a lot of body suits and
no malfunctions. So
I assume this material was
nice and stretchy and
enough for them
because they did, man, these
gals went hard. They went
to me, I think out of the chamber matches
they went harder than the dudes.
Yeah, absolutely. Because
Bianca Bellar was
throwing them foos all over and dude drops.
She was in there roughing everyone.
as well as real Ripley.
Alexa does what she does.
Nikki,
she's just mainly just screaming and running around.
But we had a scary moment with Liv,
getting caught up on the top rope.
Yeah.
From what I understand,
she's okay,
but it looked like her knee pad
got caught when she was falling.
She was hanging upside down.
And lucky Dew Drop saw what was going on
and unhooked her and pushed her off real quick.
yeah well i was good it's good that they watch out for each other i mean nobody climbed up on top of
the chambers did they no i don't think of this one excuse me because i remember um
it wasn't the last one maybe the one before when uh uh live morgan and sarah logan climbed up
on top and they both dove off at the same time onto whoever i can't remember i thought that
It was awesome.
I think a year before that, Alexis Bliss did the, what was it, the twisted bliss on to the boss.
I'm doing air quotes when I say boss because she wasn't even needed for this pay-per-view.
I was waiting for her to come out and do something, but, eh, saving it for a little.
I think they said she's hurt again.
She's saving herself for WrestleMania, so.
Oh, I heard Bailey's going to be popping up at WrestleMania.
I hope so.
Pop up the day I'm there, not the next day or whatever.
I'm still trying to figure out what day I want to go.
I want to go both, but then that's close to $400 to go both days.
So I don't know.
But anyway, but yeah, I thought this match was good.
I mean, they were all over the place throwing each other.
And I'll give it to when they take those bumps on the outside of the ring,
because that frame.
Yeah, they have that little thick rubber mat,
but that got no kind of gift.
I guess you'd rather hit that than the actual steel that's under it.
Because I remember before a couple years ago,
it was like a cage you could see through.
And they were slamming onto that.
So I think they probably said,
I was like, no, put something down.
So.
Yeah.
But my only problem with this match is like going into it,
But I only figured there was three possible winners, that being Bianca Belair, Liv Morgan, or Alexa Bliss.
And out of them three, I'm already knowing who they're going to set up for the WrestleMania match because of how Bianca Belair got screwed out of WrestleMania.
So, or not WrestleMania, SummerSlam.
So I just, I kind of figured this was already set up for her to win.
I thought Alexa Bliss was going to win
Just because she's making her
Regular appearance
So I kind of thought that they were going to do that
But I mean she did make it
To the final two
But
Bianca Bel Air was throwing her
All over
Was she the one when
Bianca held up with one arm
No that was
I want to say that was maybe
I think Liv
Oh yeah man but
Yeah she is the EST
man she's strong i don't care what you say
she's pretty strong that hair still bugs me
but it serves its purpose
trademark yeah so i don't think she can ever do anything
maybe at some point she'll get rid of it um
but yeah i mean i thought this was a good match man they
they really went hard and beat the hell out of each other
i mean i want to real rippley to win but
she got she got roughed up
hard. I mean, she was mainly going after
Nikki. Yeah.
I think they're over
Ria. I honestly do.
I mean, man, she's, she's
good in the ring. She does everything
she's supposed to do and
she's hot, but
I don't know.
I want more of her and
Charlotte to go at it. I want more
of that, but
I don't know. We're not
running this thing, so I
again, I don't know what the hell's
happen. Yeah, I mean, I do the thing where I'm watching it and I kind of rewrite the stories in my head.
Like the, the Ms. is going back to the Miz and Mysterio, that would have been way more interesting if in my mind, like Dominic, like interfered and screwed over Ray.
And then Monday night, he showed up with the Miz and they're in suits. And he's talking about taking Dominic Hollywood and all kinds of stuff. Like something interesting. Give these, give these people something to do, you know. But.
I don't know.
There's quite a few people in this match right here.
Like,
like other than Ria,
I think they're kind of,
I don't see DoDrop doing anything anytime soon?
Uh,
I hope they don't drop her.
I mean,
I think they'll string her along for a little bit and who knows,
maybe make her a sidekick again.
But,
uh,
I don't know.
I mean,
that,
that,
that double,
um,
vertical suplex
I thought that was cool
but I loved them
I can't remember who
um
Ria was holding
uh because when she was
holding her up that
that was Alexa
they had a skirt or whatever
yeah well yeah it was her
because her skirt kept falling over her face
and she kept throwing it back
but it just kept coming back
and because she was trying to watch
uh Bianca so they can go
both go down the same time but they
they almost did
but it was still pretty it was still pretty awesome when they did that but um i was hoping that
a rio was going to pick up a do drop again because uh that no was it was it ria or was it
bianca that picked her up on her all it's probably i want to say it was probably bianca yeah
one of them picked her up and dosh but that was any of that but yeah um bianca beller she
ended up um roughing up Alexa and
and she won.
I thought this was for a title, but I guess not.
It was just to see who was going to go to WrestleMania, I guess.
Yeah.
All right.
This next one, wow.
Pointless.
Yeah, I don't know what the point was to tie up.
Was Rhonda Rousey and Naomi taking on Charlotte Flair and Sonia DeVille?
Yeah.
It was 100% pointless.
We already know it's going to be Rhonda and Charlotte in WrestleMania.
And then so you have the Naomi and Sonia, they got their little beef going.
And this match did nothing to further that beef.
It just, it didn't go anywhere.
It didn't add anything.
And I really hate that they made, they make Sonia look like she's not a wrestler.
And this, this lady used to be, she was like, not like Rhonda, but she used to.
be an MMA fighter before wrestling, but I just don't like how they're portraying her now.
I like the little business one when she was walking around the suits and everything, but
yeah, she didn't do nothing.
She was just in there and Charlotte didn't even do what she does.
She didn't fly off the top ropes or anything.
And Rhonda's having her right arm tied up to a rope to her and she can only use her
left.
Yeah.
And when you say the arm's supposed to be tied behind the back,
let's have the arm actually tied behind the back,
not just kind of loosely there to the side.
To the side.
Usually Rhonda,
at least would throw the makeup on,
man.
She just came out to normal morning face.
She didn't have nothing on.
But I think it was more of disrespect because she had her ghee on.
Yeah,
it was a throwback.
they said she wore the
the ghee when she won the bronze medal
in judo
the same one. Okay.
So I think it was just kind of like
a callback to when she was
competing. Did she
have a baby? Yeah.
Okay, that's what I thought. I knew she did
but
but yeah, this
the CBS
gave it a B minus. I'm like, ooh, that's
kind of generous. I ought to give it like a C
or something, but it just didn't
further anything. It was just
filler. And
yeah, Rhonda can't do much right
before WrestleMania. I mean, but it was good
that it was good that she was there.
And Naomi
I think after her
one night, I don't even
think it was 24 hours for her title
run and they just never
give it back to her again. But
oh man, I don't know. I mean,
she's good in the ring. I mean,
she does what she does, but
I don't know.
They don't do anything when they have put her, bring her into the bloodline.
She's, she's married to one of those.
So at least give her something to do there, you know, let her have a seat at the table.
Yeah, yeah, I mean, do something with her.
I mean, Charlotte, she's, she's the woman of the company.
She ain't, she ain't ever going nowhere.
She ain't doing, they'll, she'll do what she wants.
I think she's at that level.
But, yeah, they gave us match a B-My-My-My-My-N.
this next one total filler and I didn't like it at all drew mcintyre taking on madcap moss
and dumbass happy corbin or whatever was running around but stupid music that the play
drew back and dire well I thought he broke madcap's neck oh when he dropped him on his head
oh yeah dude that it was like right on his head and you heard the crowd oh
Even the Michael Cullen those guys.
And I thought he looked dazed for a second because when he was kind of moving around the ring,
he looked like he didn't know what the hell was happening.
And he kept grabbing his neck.
So I'm pretty sure it was probably sore on the next day.
But he got involved or what's his name?
Baron Corbyn got involved.
Yeah, whatever.
I like the poor Corbyn.
or whatever that was.
Hobo Corby.
But yeah, when they went
crashing into the sides and everything
and then
I love the sword,
but don't bring it in the ring.
I mean, I didn't understand
why he brought it in
to do the claim or for a second
I was like, you're going to stab him or
what do you have to do with it?
I think it was more just
to hype up the crowd.
It did.
because everybody went ah
he brought it up did the one two three
and then did the claymore
and I mean he kicked it
it looked like he connected hard
because when Madcap went down he
then he just rolled over to the middle of the ring
he just held his sword up
put one foot on him and then
he got the three count
and I was like
oh
and after he got out of the ring
Drew McIntyre he was still holding
the sword and
went in the sword and
into the crowd.
Yeah.
I was like,
watch that sword
because it was nothing
but little kids
that were right there
behind them.
I didn't want him
to stab anyone
in the eye.
I like when they do that.
I mean,
especially for this crowd
because they're,
they're always hyped for it.
But a B,
okay.
They are being generous
with this pay-per-view.
Yeah.
No,
I don't think so.
Maybe a C-minus.
All right.
This next,
one this is the one that I was
really hyped for the most
the raw women's championship
uh big time bex
uh the man or whatever hell you want to call her
becky lynch taking out
hall of form hall of famer
wwee hall of famer uh leader
leader i love you but
i worry every time she got this was
probably like the
this was her first match what was it
nine years they said
yeah outside of row of rumbo i
think yeah first singles match yeah and um i saw the videos and the pictures everything she's posted
on instagram and facebook of her training um but she was a little rusty in there i mean she was
she was hitting her marks but they looked a little sloppy but she hadn't done this in a while
so it was good hopefully maybe if she continues to do in ring work every now and then i think
it'll get better as it goes along.
But was this her final match?
Because they sure did kind of allude to her being her final match.
And I'm just kind of no disrespect to where they was at.
But I just kind of like, if you're going to do like her last match, let's,
let's do it at WrestleMania.
I don't think so.
I think it was more, it was disrespect because of that the crowd was hyped.
for her. I mean, they were all hooting and hollering when Becky came out, but there was a lot of booze.
But when Lita's music hit, everybody, ah, and that one guy holding up the sign, uh, uh, where are they at,
Jedda or, yeah, Jenna, uh, loves Lita. I mean, I thought that was awesome.
Every, there was a ton of Lita chance. And she, she heard it because she would look and smile and
you could see that it just, it was hyping her up. So she, she, she did what.
she did.
A lot of baggy clothes on her.
Usually, yeah.
It was hit a little too much on.
I wasn't feeling her outfit.
Yeah, but I mean,
she both,
I mean, she kept trying to hit the,
um,
the twist of fate and everything.
And even,
uh,
Becky,
yeah,
Becky carried her a little bit.
And you can clearly see they were talking to each other when they got
those small little huddles.
But,
uh,
both of them doing the,
the,
the,
the,
the excuse me
man
still got this cough
when they were flipping off the top
Becky missed but
Lita hit it looked a little sloppy
but she did it when she did the moon salt
but I thought that was cool
her twist of fate wasn't as smooth
as it was but it was good to see
and I just loved what Lita did
and they were both tired
because it was at one point they were both laying
and beat up in the middle
of the ring just huffing and puffing.
And even at the very end, after Becky pinned Lita,
they were both laying there like, they were all hell tired.
I mean, Becky kind of just rolled out.
No, Lita rolled out of the ring really quick.
I don't think she did.
I think she just laid there, kind of rolled off to the side.
And then Becky held up her belt and all that.
And then she jumped out.
Lita kind of sat up.
and I don't know if she was really crying or whatever,
but she had tears coming out of her eyes.
She got out of the ring for a second,
but everybody was hooting and cheering for her.
Then her music hit again.
Then she rolled back into the ring and climbed up on the corners
and was hooting and hollering for everybody.
And then she crawled back out of the ring.
And then she ran up to all those little kids that all loved her.
Ah, she was giving them high fives and hugs and everything.
So I thought that was really cool.
I hope this ain't our last match.
Go to WrestleMania and
have one, but win and then
quit or whatever.
Go to AEW. Reformed
Team Extreme.
Ooh, I would
love that, but I'd still be worried
to ever.
But yeah,
leader, I love you.
Just take it easy.
I don't know what the hell this next one
was. The Smackdown Tag Team Championship
match, the Uso's taking on the Viking
Raiders, time to
raid or whatever.
They didn't even get in the ring.
I don't know.
This was, I like the Uso's.
Yeah, I like the Viking Raiders.
I kind of wish they would go back to their original thing,
but, you know, it is what it is.
So I was kind of looking forward to a decent tag team match,
but them getting jumped by the Uso's before the match happened.
and us believing that they got beat up to the point where they couldn't have the match
was a bunch of bullshit.
Yeah, this is what it says here.
The Uso's attack before the match, striking during the Raiders entrance.
The attack finished with the Uso's hitting the tandem suplex on Ivar, dropping him on Eric.
The Raiders were then deemed in no condition for the match resulting in it never starting.
I guess they got a free trip out of it
and got the cheers and everything
but
that's how I'm like
was done with did some somebody's match go too long
because it wasn't the beginning
because that one went hell of fast
I don't know what was going on
they could have just not even done this
but the only thing I'm coming up is
maybe they're trying to set up a few
that's going to go on until WrestleMania
that's the only thing I came up with,
but there was a lot better ways to do it than this.
Yeah,
but if it leads to WrestleMania,
that match better be hell good
and then beating the hell out of each other
and having the Viking Raiders win.
Because these, they're just,
these guys are just gimmick
and ain't doing nothing with them,
but I don't know.
We'll see.
All right.
On to the main event,
WWE Championship
Elimination Chamber match.
The Almighty
Bobby Lashley, taking on Brock Lesnar versus Seth F. and Rollins,
the Monday night Messiah or Monday night Rollins or whatever the hell you want to call him.
The real drip king.
Yeah.
Shout out to John Morrison.
Yeah.
Shouldn't have ever been released, but no.
And then Matt Riddle, a riddle.
He's Matt Riddle.
And Austin Theory, I stole Tyler Breeze's move with the selfies.
Come on, you're killing me.
Shout out to Ruby Riot.
She tweeted something about Austin Theory, say that he stole Tyler Breeze's selfie thing.
Yeah, I think her and Tyler are like good friends.
So I can see her tweeting something out.
Yeah, and then the phenomenal AJ style.
Um,
Austin theory is good in the ring.
I've said this before, but I don't know why they're trying to hype this guy up so much.
But,
okay.
I mean,
again,
he does what he does in the ring and he's good.
So I can give him that,
but I hate him.
I think I wouldn't have,
I would have been all right with him,
but as soon as he did the selfie thing,
I was like,
oh, man.
But I did like the picture.
Like,
He did take pictures.
It wasn't, he just wasn't for show because if you follow WWE, they put them all on their Instagram page.
Yeah.
But I mean, this is what they're going to do.
You might as well keep Tyler Breeze.
I know.
And I hated the, what was when him and Fandango were together?
What they call him?
A brizongo.
D.
Or when they were the fashion police or something.
That was kind of funny.
I hated it.
even though they never they never did anything no they just got beat up i mean i remember when
fun nongo before he came on how bad they were hyping him up and how big it was and then it was just
like a i don't even think he was a splash in the pan but it didn't any you remember he beat jericho
at russomania like his first matches yes and then they just whatever threw him in the back
and then teamed him up with tiler breeze i mean i like tyler breeze when he was uh an nxc
but then once he came up
it was like they just wasted him
he was goofy and everything
I did like the selfie stick with a little fur all over it
I always thought that was cool
what did he go by Prince Pretty
yeah
but anyway so
the ones that started it off was
um
was it Seth Rallens and AJ Styles
no no no no Austin Theory
Austin Theory yeah those two started it off
throwing each other around next thing you know uh a j came out and then riddle
bobby lastly and brock leslie and were the last two in the chambers
again when the when the first four were in there beating the hell out of each other
um they were going for it but set ronns picked he picked up austin theory right and
thrown through yeah set ron's it was beating the shit out of austin theory and he picked
him up and slammed him through the plexiglass on Bobby Lashley's chamber and it hit Bobby and he
fell over and I kind of looked like he hit the frame with it with his shoulder or his head I wasn't
really sure yeah I have some news on this apparently this was a way to write him out because
when he won the title at um what was it somerslam or rumble from Brock
he hurt his shoulder taking a suplex so he's been wrestling injured and needed surgery so i guess
i said this was a way to write him out i guess so because he went down and it didn't look like
he got hurt that bad but they they made it seem like bad because the refs all ran in there and then
uh the guys in the suits and excuse me and the medics ran in there yeah uh while they were checking
him and everyone else was beating the hell out of each other and then they they got him out of it.
Pretty much picked him up and carried him out.
Yeah, they said he'll probably be gone for like four to six months.
Because yeah, because once the match kept going, but then they finally announced that said, yeah, he's not coming back.
So the time came to when the next chamber was going to open and Bobby Lashley's was going to open.
but he obviously wasn't there.
And Brock Lesnar said,
F it and bush!
I thought he kicked it out.
He like kicked a hole in the,
in the plexiglass and he crawled out.
I'm surprised he didn't cut himself.
But really cool,
what was that on his,
that band-in on his nose for?
Did he cut his nose or was he like covering his zit?
He had something at the Royal Rumble.
It was like a little mark.
I don't know.
So.
All right.
But that was cool.
I knew he was going to win.
I knew it.
Because he came in and just started destroying everyone.
It does what he does.
He fuck it F5, Seth Rollins first and then pinned him.
Then he went after AJ and got him.
And then went after Riddle and then jacked him up.
And then they all got thrown out.
And then it came down to,
uh,
Austin theory and
Brock Lesnar
and
Austin theory was scared.
He,
they kind of ran around
the ring for a second.
Yeah,
I didn't like that.
I was like,
come on.
Um,
and Austin was shot,
oh,
it's all right,
it's all right,
come on.
And then he went,
he climbed up the side,
made it all the way to the top.
And,
uh,
kind of got halfway through the,
the little,
the little chain link.
and uh,
Brock climbed up there and then pulled him down.
He climbed up there hell of fast.
Yeah, he did.
That was,
that's kind of scary.
Someone that big going that fast.
Yeah,
he climbed up there hell of fast.
And then he,
uh,
kind of pulled him back down.
And then,
um,
they were on top of the chamber.
And,
uh,
I saw a video from,
um,
uh,
one of the audience members.
So,
because they were like right on that corner.
And you could see, they showed on TV as well,
but when Lesnar was slamming Austin Theory into the Plexiglass,
and he was hitting it with his head and everything,
and then he picked him up, got him into an F5.
I thought he was going to F5 of him and throw him into a ring.
That would have been awesome.
But I guess I'll give it to Austin Theory for taking this bump.
and luckily he was able to land on his feet before he fell over because when he got the F5 and spun him
he like went ah I was like I thought he was first I thought he was going to either hit the ropes or just bam
land on that black mat it would have been better if he took it in the ring because it just it did
look less brutal that he basically landed on his feet yeah because when he flipped
them and then he
you could clearly see that
Austin theory was ready for it
and when he when he spun him
he looked down and then he
came right down on his feet before
he fell over so
I guess safety first
and then he was all beat up laying there
and Brock Lesnar climbed down
and I thought he was going to pick him up
and roughing up some more
he just drug him into the ring
and then pinned him and then that was it
I was like
should have gave my frog splash
off the pot.
Something. I was like,
that's it.
But
overall,
the chamber match
was good
before Brock came out
and beat the hell
out of everybody.
But I was like,
I think he should have started it off
so he can at least been
a little worn out,
but everybody was beat to hell
and tired.
And he came out
and just jacked everyone up.
And that was it.
So. Yeah.
They should have Shana Beazler
this whole thing. And like you said,
have Brock just kind of
go through everybody starting first.
Was that last year when she did that?
That was a couple years.
Because I know she did it.
She did it in the chamber. Then she did it to Royal
Rumble. Yeah.
And they and they and they,
and they don't push her.
Oh, man.
The Queen of Spades or whatever.
I mean, I like Shana
I mean, she does what she does, but yeah, they ain't doing nothing with her.
But, uh, Brock is the champ again for the 10th time.
Um, this is the new Brock and, and I kind of like them.
Uh, I love how he's more friendly with the crowd because after he won, he climbed out of the,
out of the chamber with the belt and yeah, ran into the crowds, taking selfies with everybody.
He did it like a few times.
And then yeah, I like it, but it's weird.
Like he's high five and everybody and smiling and laughing.
And yeah, I mean, what was that weird?
After he was like holding the pin to Austin, he was like standing there with the belt.
Like he was doing some kind of weird.
Yeah, gyrations or something.
I was like, what are you doing, Brock?
I know.
This is the new Brock.
This is the 2020, Brock.
So.
His Brock dances.
Yeah.
And he smiles.
and take pictures with the fans.
It wasn't just because he was there in Saudi Arabia.
He did it here in America, too.
Got a man bun that he played.
It looked all right this time.
I mean, it's all right when it's braided.
This Brock wears overalls and cowboy hats, too.
It does whatever he wants.
Yeah.
He probably put that in his contract.
Look, I'll come back, but I'm going to do what I want to do.
And they probably said, all right, go for it.
But we'll keep giving you the belt.
he'll come, do his run, get a belt, lose it, and then disappear,
and then come back and do the exact same thing all over again.
So, but if he continues to be the happy dancing cowboy wearing Brock Lesnar, I'll be for him.
So who's he in a wrestling or WrestleMania?
I don't even know where that's going.
Or is it going to be, or was it going to be, yeah, title for title?
Yeah, this is what they were building to.
I think they're trying to neither.
I think they're going to have Roman have two belts
or they're going to unify the belts
and have just one championship.
Roman two or I don't know, man.
We've seen this or this match before.
Roman Rayman and Brock Lesnar.
He's, Romans never beating him in WrestleMania.
Uh-uh.
brought two belts
that was a good match at
WrestleMania, the one that was in
Santa Clara at the bitch ass
49th stadium. That was an awesome match.
Yeah, that made me mad.
But it was great though
because you just, you totally forgot
about Rollins in the briefcase
and that his music hit.
As soon as his music,
I was there, everybody.
as soon as his music hit, I went, I knew he was going to win.
I was like, no.
Even my son, he went, ah, my friend Sarah, shout out to her.
She screamed.
She was happy.
She was, ah, I was like, no.
You know, you know, who didn't think he was going to win?
Who?
Roman's family that showed out that were told that this was Roman's big WrestleMania moment.
I heard they were pissed
man
but I mean
it was it was a good match they beat the hell out of each other
um
and I loved the finish
because when
um
when Brock picked up
Seth Rons and he was about to
F5 them and then Roman came out of nowhere
just speared them hell hard
but then he the curb stomped him and then that was it so but uh brock was the champ and he he did
nobody beat him for the belt it was just turned into a triple threat and then Rollins ran away awesome
I mean now I was I was mad when I was there but watch it and now it was pretty awesome I can
give him that so because that really hyped up the crowd after he won
but I did walk out of their fucking soul.
I was hella mad.
I was cussing all the way back to the car.
Was that Blonde Street, Rollins?
Yeah.
I was so mad.
Because he got the hell beating out of him earlier when Randy Orton,
Arcato,
you hit the RKO on him when he tried to curb stomp him.
He's one of the greatest RKOs ever.
Yeah, that was awesome.
But yeah,
Elimination Chamber.
Brock is a 10-time chance.
And, yeah, well, WrestleMania is next.
Again, I don't know what day.
I'm just going to buy my ticket and hope.
Awesome matches happen on Sunday.
Do you think Brock and Roman will happen on Sunday or Saturday?
I want to say Sunday, but I don't know.
I don't know how they do these things.
I don't know if they'll do that Sunday and then have both women's title Saturday or only have one women's title Saturday and have the others on Sunday or vice versa.
Have Brock and Roman on Saturday.
And then, you know, it's kind of up in the air.
I kind of, I don't like the two-day thing.
Yeah, man, I'm not a high roller.
I mean, I'll be happy to go to one day.
Because I'm going to go down there Friday.
Well, link up with Happy Corbyn.
He'll get you.
I'm just going to buy Sundays and hope.
Brock and Roman are then.
Because I think that's a match I want to see the most.
Because when I was there, for the last one,
it was at Dallas Cowboys Stadium.
It was Roman in Triple H.
That was,
I'm going to say if you get Sunday,
you'll neither see Brock and Roman in the main event or Rhonda and Charlotte.
Yeah, I do want to see that too.
I mean,
I,
out of Rhonda's WWE run,
I went to TLC in San Jose,
and I saw,
I saw her in action for the first.
time and I thought she did not awesome she was taking on um nia jacks and uh it was it was a good
match man it's beat the hell out of each other so but i think this is the match i want to see
the most i do want to see ronda and charlotte go at it but um either way i mean i'm i'm
going to be there and i'm just going to have as much fun as i can i mean it's a huge party
even if you don't go in and you just want to hang out with cool or wwee universe
in the parking lot because they were going for it, man.
They were slamming each other all drunk through the tables and everything.
It was crazy in the parking lot.
I had hell of fun that day.
But I'm bringing a sweatshirt this time.
It might be a little warm outside, but inside the AC was pumping and I was cold.
And if I buy ticket, again, I'm not a high roller.
They're paying three, four thousand to be down on the floor.
Hell no.
I'll sit way up at the top for a hundred bucks.
I mean, that's fine for me.
Because I paid 20 for mine when I think it was like 25 and I'd stand the whole time.
I'm not doing that again because I'm not going to killing me.
Cowboys Stadium?
Yeah.
Yeah, that monitor is big enough.
Yeah, so I figured if I was looking at tickets today, if I buy one up there, yeah, as long as I can see that, that thing is huge.
of those of you that have never been inside the Cowboy Stadium.
It's a nice stadium.
I can give them that.
And that Jumbotron is like Jumbo Jumbotron.
It's hell of big.
I was watching that thing.
I was like,
damn.
Yeah, I have glasses now.
But when I went there last time,
oh, man,
it was a little blurry.
Luckily, that big screen was there.
So, but I had a good time.
So, yeah,
I think I'm just going to go Sunday and cross my fingers
and hope that Lesnar and,
Roman go at it on that day
But we'll see
But yeah
Next pay-per-view
Next wrestling returns
Will be
WrestleMania
I'll probably pump something out
While I'm down there
Hopefully talk to some people
While I'm walking around
And
Yeah
So we'll have
Um
If you get Cory Graves interview
You've been looking for
Cory Gave's interview you've been looking for
Cory
All I can say is
Hey man
I'll give you props
for smashing
Carmella, but that's it.
I hate that.
I hate you.
I probably want to tell you all about it.
I'll listen, but I'll be mad.
I hate you.
All right, everyone.
That's going to be it.
This episode.
East Society, we have a new episode coming.
It's all ready to go.
I just got pump it up.
I just got put it out.
So it's all together and everything and ready to go.
So episode 246 is coming.
Check out the latest horror returns where we all did the original 74 Toby Hooper classic the Texas Chants on Massacre.
And then we wrapped it up with Texas Chantown Massacre 2022.
Yeah, you can hear me and Lance completely disagree about the movie.
Oh, brother Lance, come on, man.
And I've been on social media.
People be nice.
It's just a movie.
This movie's got people divided.
And I've seen on Facebook in some groups where people are telling other people to eat dicks.
Oh, yes.
I was like, whoa, it's just a movie.
Yeah, World War III is about to jump off over a Texas Tintza movie.
I'm like, really?
Somebody was like, is this movie woke?
And then somebody was like, I'm tired of hearing about you bringing up woke.
And then the other person was like, is it because I'm a person of color?
And I was like, what are we talking about?
It's a horror movie on Netflix.
Let's calm down everybody.
Neither you like it or don't.
It's okay.
I mean, it might have sounded like I didn't like it.
I enjoyed it, everyone.
I mean, don't get me wrong.
I enjoyed it.
I mean, not like Brother Lance, he flat out hated it.
But I just had issues with it.
But, I mean, I still enjoyed the film.
I watched it again after we did.
show and my my score is still the same eight but uh i i enjoyed the film i mean i'm not going to
fight anyone over it but if you're going to talk shit on my face to it uh that's a different story
but online i don't care what you say i mean you've got the nerve to come up somebody
face-to-face and that's a that's a whole different issue right there yeah um this uh somebody
road he goes just because the kills were good doesn't make it a good movie i'm like i i don't know i'm
like okay man it's yeah what was the last horror movie that made everyone fight you want to fight each
other oh gosh i don't know i haven't i haven't seen it like this in a while i mean everyone
got riled up when hollewan kills but no it didn't get to this point where they was when they
had when they wanted to fight so this is i don't know man having people rethink their
friendships i'm like come on now one of my buddies was like yeah man uh uh what was that one called
um the next generation was better i was like what i don't know what about that one yeah i'm like
i mean i'm down for you but come on man it was not
better than than this one.
That was my.
To me,
no, I would say
Leatherface, the last one, the
2017 one, that was the worst
one out of this whole franchise.
Then, next generation.
I'll give Next Generation a little more
prox because of
Academy Award winner, Matthew
McConae. He was badass, but
he couldn't save the movie.
It was earlier in his career.
I go Leatherface and
in 3D because
No
Come on
Yeah
Do your thing
Cause I mean
I'm out of here with that
Oh man
I'm gonna watch the rest
Eric
He's only seen the first four
And after new generation
He was like what the hell was that
He didn't say hell
But he was like
What was that?
I said I don't know son
Did you guys watch three yet
Um
We watched
We watched the first four
Yeah, we watched all those.
I actually liked that one a little bit more than rewatching it.
I liked it the first time I saw it.
And shout out to my boys in Death Angel.
I was surprised and happy that they got a song on that soundtrack and it's in the movie.
But I was, when I first saw in the theater, I was like, oh, that was cool.
I was all right.
And then when it came out on VHS and all that, watching it over and over.
I did.
But then I did not see it for a really, really.
long time. When it came when it finally hit DVD, I got it
and I watched it again. And I was like, damn, man, that was actually pretty good. It was
better than I've remembered. And
classic trailer with the whole
lady in the water, the Excalibur thing, but it was the
chainsaw. Yeah, shout out to Kane Hodder. Played Jason,
um, Freddy, and Leatherface.
So, yeah. And don't, and Ken Foray was
in three also and the one dude that was in the tom sabini not in the living dead yeah he was also in
the new blood friday 13th seven gosh his character and living dead was so stupid when he shot that gas
tank that's right i hated his girlfriend in that one bobby sue yeah oh my god a lot of poor
I was like, shoot her or push her outside or something.
Barbara was badass, though.
Yeah, Patricia Tillman, she's awesome.
Or Tillman, Tallman, something, whatever her name is.
She's awesome.
I met her once, but all right, everyone, now we're rambling.
Yeah, come back for a wrestle returns when we do WrestleMania.
And hopefully I'll be doing some live from Arlington, Texas.
So until then, everyone, just be safe.
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