The Horror Returns - The Wrestling Returns - WWE: Elimination Chamber (2023)

Episode Date: February 24, 2023

This episode Brian and Nez take on all challengers in WWE's ELIMINATION CHAMBER.    Join The Wrestling Returns on Facebook Group -  https://www.facebook.com/groups/614555330016037 Instagram - @the_...wrestling_returns Twitter - @the_w_returns   Check out everything Horror Returns at: https://thehorrorreturns.com   Join The Horror Returns Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1056143707851246 THR Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thehorrorreturns   Join The Action Returns Facebook group. https://www.facebook.com/groups/841619946357776   Follow The Action Returns on IG and Twitter: Instagram: @theactionreturns Twitter: @action_returns    Join the THR Presents: Stream Fiends Facebook Group. https://www.facebook.com/groups/3860579827402429 Follow THR Stream Fiends on IG: @thrstreamfiends

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Starting point is 00:00:06 Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, welcome to another episode of the wrestling returns. WWE Elimination Chamber has come and gone. But before we get to it, I'm your host, Brian. With me as always, my brother, Ness. What's up, man? Everybody were back. What was the last one we did, Royal Lumble? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:00:33 I thought there was always like a few. pay-per-views before WrestleMania, so we're going to get two well, I guess it was some NXT ones. Yeah, it was a little NXT and they usually had that break before
Starting point is 00:00:50 WrestleMania, you know, to set up all the other matches. Yeah, so we'll see. There's a lot going on. When we get to the main event, that should have been at WrestleMania, but
Starting point is 00:01:05 we'll see how that goes but elimination chamber took place in Montreal Canada for some reason someone said Montreal I just thought it was one of the the northern states
Starting point is 00:01:23 of us I was like wait a minute I was that's Canada Sam Bezain's hometown it was good man but I'll get I'll straight out the gate man the Canadian crowd WWE universe
Starting point is 00:01:39 they were hyped I'm sure there was some of us there as well but they were going off all night and there there was no censoring well there was a couple sensors with the wrestlers but Ria said something and they
Starting point is 00:01:55 silenced it and I'm like why you did you say the F word like the crowd was yelling that was weird because they clearly like just bleep not even bleeped out just muted it but you can hear the crowd especially with the Sammy and Roman match you clearly hear them saying fuck you Roman and um what's his nuts um mommy's man uh they they was they was on his ass the whole time oh man it was hilarious
Starting point is 00:02:33 but yeah the crowd any of our Canadian listeners if you You guys were there. Man, thank you. You guys. My son was, he hadn't watched wrestling in a while. He kind of wants to go to WrestleMania. So he was sitting there watching,
Starting point is 00:02:47 he watched the men's elimination chamber, and he watched the main event. He popped in every now and then. And when Brock was wrestling, he's still wrestling? I said, well, if you call it that, but all right. We get to that in a minute too.
Starting point is 00:03:02 But yeah, man, they were hyped. All of them. I mean, I've been to some people. paper our house shows WWE and everybody was hyped There wasn't a lot of people there
Starting point is 00:03:14 But many people that were there, man It's just especially in the Reno area I mean I remember back when I first transferred to Reno there was WWE like all the time But then it just kind of died out and they just didn't do it So when it did come back There was a handful of people there But the last two times it was
Starting point is 00:03:34 If it wasn't sold out it was pretty close to it Because it was packed in there. But this one, I actually thought this was an awesome pay-per-view. I thought every match delivered. I'm glad there wasn't a bunch of exception of one match.
Starting point is 00:03:52 Tint delivered, my opinion. Little unnecessary. I was entertained the whole time and I was laughing and having a good time. But I always look forward to the women's matches. And I always say it.
Starting point is 00:04:11 I mean, they go for it and they did. And I kind of wish they started off with just a singles match before they rolled into the elimination chamber, but that's why you're there and they got to do two of them. I'm happy that they do a women's and a men now, because before it was just men and that was it. Women got no love. Maybe they, maybe they got a singles match
Starting point is 00:04:33 depending on whoever was hot at the time. But this one, man, it was pretty good. good, with the exception of one gal in there who I, beautiful, hot. I hate her husband, but she gets on my nerves. We'll get to her in a minute. But the elimination chambers, for those of you, they're unsure of. There's a big huge cage that pretty much has no give, goes around the ring. And there used to be like steel on the outside, on the outside of the ring.
Starting point is 00:05:07 It was just like steel whatever, grates or whatever, but now they stuck a mat over it. Because I remember there was times where guys are just getting slammed on that. And I'm like, even that, that mat is still like hard rubber. I guess that's better than just hitting steel. So, but I like what they do when they did this. I think the last elimination chamber match that I remember, well, it was the last couple.
Starting point is 00:05:33 It was before Sarah Logan got let go. when she was going off when she climbed up on the top her and live morgan climbed up top and both dove off at the same time uh and the i think it was the last years or the year before when uh my girl the queen of spades shana baylor was just whooping ass and there was times where it's not like the rumble where it was like every 90 seconds i think this is like goes a few minutes before somebody comes in because there was times where i think it's five i think yeah shana just Shannon was just standing there not doing anything because she
Starting point is 00:06:08 eliminated everyone and was just kind of walk around and I'm like is somebody not keeping track of the time so but so with this mask there's six women
Starting point is 00:06:20 there's four they introduced the first four they go into the chambers and then Liv Morgan she came out first Natalia was second the both of them start oh no they were the last
Starting point is 00:06:34 two that came in. I think Oscar came out, Carmela, Nikki Cross, Michelle, Raquel Rodriguez, then Natalia and Liv Morgan. Natalia and Liv Morgan are the ones that, the two that started it off and the other four were in the chambers. All right. Oscar,
Starting point is 00:06:50 I love her. Amazing, amazing, Carmella, hot, yes. Queen of Staten Island or Princess of Staten Island, whatever she calls herself. Mela is money and all that nonsense. I hate her husband man I wanted one of those guys
Starting point is 00:07:06 just to beat Corey's ass just for the hell we'll get to that match because he got close to him but Nikki Cross I love the ASH I'm glad that she's back to the crazy crazy
Starting point is 00:07:18 Nikki Cross I don't know what the hell she was doing in the chamber when she was sitting there but I love how she always comes in the rain she just comes running in
Starting point is 00:07:26 and she's already and hyped up and crazy Raquel Rodriguez awesome I love for tall, tall, beautiful brown sister. And I was pushing for her. But we'll get to her in a minute.
Starting point is 00:07:40 But Natalia and Liv Morgan kicked it all off. Natalia is probably the OG out of all of them. She's the vet. They did give her a quick little run, but it was like really fast. And it was like she won on a raw, not at a pay-per-view and didn't have the, just didn't. I was happy and but they just really didn't
Starting point is 00:08:05 push her that much I know she lost the belt like quick to new girls I just I like Natalia in the brain I just I hate when she gets on the mic
Starting point is 00:08:16 and says anything it's just it feels forced especially like when she's a heel and then she'll she'll cut a promo and then she'll finish it and try to be like
Starting point is 00:08:27 ha ha ha ha ha I'm like get out of here I'm not buying I love her to death But what I said this before If you guys are new to the show, welcome What killed it for me For for me was
Starting point is 00:08:40 Total Divas Was what? Cat ears No, I was all right with that Okay Total Divas Because she's just cried and cried
Starting point is 00:08:52 And bitched and whined About everything Was that what they wanted her to do? I've totally was totally scripted But if it was scripted and she's not like that awesome but oh my God
Starting point is 00:09:05 I just had a feeling that she was and it just bugged the hell and I mean same thing with Nikki um what the hell on me Nikki and Brebella
Starting point is 00:09:16 oh I was always about Nikki because she's just hella fine and hell of hot Bree beautiful fine too but that show ruined it for me too oh she was just bugging
Starting point is 00:09:29 I mean, it was that time when she was seeing Sina. And she wanted to get married and have babies. And it was like, I already did that. I don't have time for all that. Hey, he's like, see what happened to my last marriage? I ain't doing that again. Yeah, smart man. So, but yeah, that show killed it me, killed it for me.
Starting point is 00:09:49 I was just, ah, couldn't handle it anymore. I quit watching it. I mean, well, I did like it when Rhonda and all them came on board. But it just, I stopped. I don't know. I mean, Ronda, she has a mouth, and she could back it up, but that towards the end, she was getting a little too mouthy and she got her mouth shut. But I still love her. I love her when she's wrestling.
Starting point is 00:10:11 I had no problem with that. Speaking of that, I need to watch the replays. I miss the Smackdown with her and, uh, Shana going at it with, um, who were they going at it with Friday? Um, oh, Shotsie and, um, Darren. sorry if you guys if you guys hear a noise in the background my daughter's getting her hair done so the hair did yeah I know my grandkids are asleep they're in there cleaning the house banging around putting things on the wall but it was a shot Csie and fuck who it was
Starting point is 00:10:53 I can't remember I want a shotty an elimination chamber they could have replaced a fucking Carmelah our Natalia was Shotsie. Yeah, but like to get into the elimination chamber, I think you needed somebody like Carmela in there because she was playing that role real well, hiding in the pods. And somebody would hit a finish around somebody and she would try to sneak in there and get the pen real quick. I hear her. I hate what she does that. I mean, that's just like fucking Dominic.
Starting point is 00:11:25 That's what he does. And if it wasn't Dominic, it's the Ms. Speaking of the Mids, did you watch the All-Star game? Yeah, it was a damn shame. That shot didn't count. Oh, man. At first, Theo sent me the video, and I was like, well, I didn't even hear the buzzet. I was just amazed and everybody was hyped.
Starting point is 00:11:46 Shout to Fat Joe. He ran out there. But, and then I watched it again. I said, shit, the buzzer went off. But it looked like he was, I don't know, the rules. Does it have to be out of your hands before? was it? Okay. Usually in the replay, they go,
Starting point is 00:12:03 they look at the the goal when the when the light comes on. I wasn't sure if it was like, if you're in motion, it counts, but. No, the ball. The ball was still in his fingertips when the, when the buzzer went.
Starting point is 00:12:19 So I thought it was good until I'd seen the replay and I was like, damn, that's fucked out. I don't know how far half court is, but I don't think I could have done it. NBA that's as far. Because he just hugged it, two-handed,
Starting point is 00:12:35 straight and went in. I don't even know if it hit the backboard. I know, but it, whatever, it went in. Everybody was juice, but yeah, the rest came out. Nope, no, no good. I was like, ah. Because at first,
Starting point is 00:12:50 Theo sent me the video. And then I was thinking, I don't think he's wrestling, because if he was, I don't think he would have, been there i mean in case he got heard or something but i don't know but he wasn't there so anyway so all six of these women were in there ready to go live and your girl live morgan and atalia got it going i'll live why they pushing her so hard i mean she deserves it man you got to at least admit that she she gets in there and she works her hardest yeah she did man she took a lot of
Starting point is 00:13:27 hard bumps and she booted Natty pretty hard to the jaw. I just want to know where's this thing going. Where's where are they going with it, this whole like her enjoying pain and getting put in submission holds and passing out smiling like she enjoys it. Like are they trying to make her like a hardcore wrestler or what? I don't know. Just make it awesome. So, man, Twitter was blown up.
Starting point is 00:14:01 I can't remember who it was. I think it was, I think it was Liv and Natty at the beginning when, I think Liv got Natty down and had her shoulders down, but her, like, face was like, right in her, excuse my language, right in her asshole. I was like, whoa, hey, it wasn't like she did it by accident. she like previously shoved her face down that I was like oh right on apparently this was the rated R show because the F bombs like we said were flying all over the place when we get to react
Starting point is 00:14:38 I want to say she said something I could be wrong when they were leaving the ring but when we get to it well they they let her fly a couple weeks ago when she she called someone a dickhead they let that one fly so I don't know what she's saying now. So I don't know. I just thought that's what she said. I couldn't tell.
Starting point is 00:15:03 I didn't really hear any backlash. She used the, I think I could be wrong, everyone. Don't quote me. It looked like she said a derogatory word towards gay people. And it starts with an F.
Starting point is 00:15:16 I was like, whoa. I was like, is how what she said? I wasn't sure, everyone. So don't, don't come after me. I could be wrong.
Starting point is 00:15:24 My eyes are old. My ears are. are going too. So, but yeah, in the beginning of this, yeah, if it's five minutes, live and Natty were going for it. They were going hard slamming each other.
Starting point is 00:15:39 So I was giving it to them. I thought I was waiting for Natty to do something to where she was always going to cry. But no, there was no crying this match. After that boot to the face, I thought she was because she kept holding her jaw. Because you know when that's, when they keep doing that throughout the match,
Starting point is 00:15:59 you realize, all right, she really did take a hit. But yeah, she was getting thrown all over the place. I think who came out first out of the pod? Was it Raquel? Yeah, Raquel. Raquel, she's like six feet.
Starting point is 00:16:15 And she's a big guy. I love her. I wanted her. Spoiler alert. I wanted her to win. But there was, there was no love. I mean, they're pushing her slightly, not, not too much, but yeah, I think they kind of fucked up her character when, when they called her out to the main roster.
Starting point is 00:16:38 They always do with everyone. Because didn't she like, wasn't one of her first matches like with Rhonda? Yeah. Smackdown and Rhonda beat her in like 10 minutes or something. I was like, this is not the, the monster that you were building up an NX. he just kind of the same thing when they brought up carrying cross and they had him change
Starting point is 00:17:02 ring gear looking like an extra in a Mad Max movie and he got beat by Jeff Hardy in like five minutes I don't know I don't know why they do that wow Raquel's bringing it to him
Starting point is 00:17:19 I'm watching this as we're going along everyone I'm not going to do a play by play but Raquel's just throwing Natty and live all over the place They'll care everyone. I can't wrestle. I'm just talking shit. But the move that I hate the most is when they put,
Starting point is 00:17:35 female or male, when they throw them in the corner, and then they run and just like do a chest bump or whatever to them. And whoever's in the corner acts like, they got hurt the most. I was like, oh, geez. Anyone who does it, I hate it. It doesn't matter.
Starting point is 00:17:53 I never really cared for it. But with that, being said I was at a indie event and I was right on the corner and yeah that guy he came pretty hard so I'll give him that but uh Raquel
Starting point is 00:18:09 man she was beating the shit out of Natty she picked her up on her shoulders and was slamming her backwards onto the onto the uh the chains of the the sides and she booted Natty and she gave her a big boot to the face so she was beating the hell out of her so that was
Starting point is 00:18:24 cool but when Nikki came in And she was all hyped and crazy. Oh, really quick. The move that was awesome with Raquel, she had Natty on her back upside down. And then she picked up, well, Laird just jumped in her arms. But then Natty gave Raquel Rodriguez a sunset flip. And it was so weak. And it shouldn't have done the damage.
Starting point is 00:18:47 Did it look like? Because, well, Raquel just basically just took a few steps back and then hit the cage and just slid down. And acted like she got slammed him. a hell of hard. I was like, all right, that doesn't work. There's, there's a couple moves. I was just kind of, I think later in the match, Liv does a, she jumps off the top of the pod into like a sunset flip power bomb on Raquel.
Starting point is 00:19:15 The only way she got it was because Raquel was standing on the second turn buckle and just bent over for no reason for like 15 seconds. Yeah, they were They were going hard But yeah, they were Take there was times where it was Okay, they weren't saying this
Starting point is 00:19:36 But they're basically giving each other Are you ready? That time they might as well say, are you ready? I'm ready. All right, go. Oh, man. Nikki came in And when she came
Starting point is 00:19:52 When she came in, It was just nuts. I mean, she comes in with her little, I don't know, was leather vest jacket or whatever. She didn't beat anybody with it this time. I know. I'm surprised she just, I don't know what happened.
Starting point is 00:20:09 Maybe she bumped her head and became crazy again because I wasn't really caught up on the whole show. The ASH, man, I don't know, maybe she just got tired of it. I loved it. I kind of like it because she's crazy again. Carmela's the princess of Staten Island again And you know a couple of the wrestlers I noticed are kind of going back to
Starting point is 00:20:32 You know what what they was when they when they was Kind of getting noticed and I think that's a triple H is doing I well Nicky's hers was it was was her idea so I was all right with that first I thought it was just somebody's Hey you can do this now but no but I'm I love I love I love her either way. I love Nikki Cross, period. But I do like the craziness because she does it good. She's awesome.
Starting point is 00:21:00 And she's really short. So it's she's always hyped up, Kraussed. And I love her accent. Where's she from? Is she Ireland or Scotland? She's Scotland, I think. If we're wrong, I mean, no disrespect to anyone. But I just love her.
Starting point is 00:21:18 I love how they always get set up when you know someone's going to go on top of the pot. how they all kind of bunched together. Oh, we'll talk about that later. But all the women are on one side. Nikki's just beating the hell out of all of them because she's the freshest one. And dumb Carmela is just getting all scared. I love how Oscar was.
Starting point is 00:21:41 She was just in her pod just going for it. Just could not wait to get out. But once, I love Oscar either way. but I her makeup choices when she paints up her face it looks cool and everything but I don't know I kind of like to just normal oscar but yeah this is this is just old school yeah Japan oscar supposed to be crazy oscar but still same oscar in there she still kicks ass Nikki's up on top of the pod cross body dc takes down Raquel natty
Starting point is 00:22:21 and live it was a good one it was perfect though she climbed up there didn't hesitate and just dove well she took her jacket off and swung it around then dove off so she was good i would have liked for the group to be at least like punching each other instead of just standing there standing there all together yeah they should like be wrestling around all of a sudden and then someone all right and then all of a sudden turn and catcher but they like that's why the camera guys didn't make speaking of camera guys they were losing it for me on some angles. Especially later when we get to another match when they do a superplex off the top,
Starting point is 00:22:59 it was not a good camera angle. I was like, come on. Somebody do this. I'm going to do the job. You got like four or five guys standing around. But the replay looked cool. So whoever that guy was right on, but the one that they showed live wasn't very good.
Starting point is 00:23:15 Yeah, so everyone's laying there on the, after Nicky came off and crossbody. everyone. And Carmela, hers opened up. And yeah, like you said, she came running in and tried to cash in her to pin everyone. Everyone she tried to pin kicked out.
Starting point is 00:23:33 So now she's over at Oscar trying to be all crazy because Oscar's still in the pod. But then Nikki starts running after her and then she jumps, Carmela jumps back in her pod and then she gets all scared and everything.
Starting point is 00:23:48 and uh, Nikki or Carvella. And oh, I hate when Corey is, is commentating because Nikki or
Starting point is 00:24:04 Carmella is just doing her thing and he's like, oh, she's the best and she's beautiful. This is that. I hate it when he does that. If you guys, for those you don't know that,
Starting point is 00:24:15 that's, that really is his wife. But yeah, you know, he never. they never outright say it. They always like allude to that they're married. It's weird because we all know they're married because they have a show.
Starting point is 00:24:29 But he never says my wife. Yeah. So, but I don't know. This part was badass right here. Nikki is talking shit to Carmela, but then she turns her back and Raquel picks her up and then goes crashing into the pod and they go smashing through.
Starting point is 00:24:49 But luckily Carmela. She was just to go run into the other one. And what's her name? The one ref, the hot one. Jessica, I can't remember her last name. Yes, she was there. I don't know the other dude. And actually, I can never remember the young black woman's name.
Starting point is 00:25:06 Beautiful as well. But I love Jessica. Anyway. But yeah, when they were showing the replays of when Raquel slammed Nikki through there, the best angle was the camera. that was inside the pot. Because it looked cool when she went crashing through there. But man, it looked like she came in full speed.
Starting point is 00:25:28 And it looks like Nikki slammed her head into one of the posts in there. But awesome. I think out of all the stuff that happened in this match, that was my favorite part. Okay. Nikki lives, she's up on the corner and stealing the code breaker. Do they call it code breaker or did they give it something else? they I forgot what she
Starting point is 00:25:53 she calls it something else the code something code red or some shit like that but I think one of them accidentally said code breaker and then Michael Cole came in with the what she calls it
Starting point is 00:26:07 it's always what's his name he don't care oh Pat McAfee yeah I love what he does it because he he does not care. He just said,
Starting point is 00:26:21 I like how he, when he brings up a wrestler that is not in WWE no more and they're not supposed to talk about him. I like when Ray Wyatt was gone. Is that the fiend? And he brought up
Starting point is 00:26:38 John Moxley one time and there was a bunch of times and these were all doing big pay-per-views. It wasn't like raw. I think so. I love I was waiting for him to come in But there was no love
Starting point is 00:26:54 I think okay The first one that went out of this match was Raquel wasn't it Which Just no I'm Shit it was either Raquel or Nikki No it was Natalia first one
Starting point is 00:27:07 Oh she was the first one I thought she lasted for a while She lasted for a while Because I think I think everybody came in Before there was an elimination Yeah because once Oscar came in. She went right after
Starting point is 00:27:20 Carmella and started slamming her and then Corey going on, oh my God, what are you doing her? You're messing up Melas, monies, whatever. I was like, ah, shut up. Carmelah, get away from her. That's what I wanted someone to just beat him up. Like you said,
Starting point is 00:27:36 he was released to get back in the ring. Someone needs to just whoop his ass for the hell of it. If he ain't getting in the ring. I'm going to call it now. He's going to come back and they're going to do like Ms. and Maurice type thing with them. I don't care who he is.
Starting point is 00:27:52 Someone just beat his ass. I hate him. I didn't like him back then. I don't like him now. I don't like him now. You can have them wrestle Ms. and Maurice to see who has the better
Starting point is 00:28:06 show. I hate Maurice too, but Ms. I love him. She's probably awesome. Good wife to him. But that show's killing it for me too, man. Not the Ms.
Starting point is 00:28:18 Her. she gets on my nerves anyway but I thought when Raquel and Oscar were going at it I thought they would they started to do a good show man because Oscar she's a little
Starting point is 00:28:31 and Raquel's tall and Oscar kept trying to get her in little submissions but Raquel was not having it she kept slamming her all over the place I loved it when she tried to pick up or she had Oscar
Starting point is 00:28:43 was going to slam her into the ring post but Oscar jumped down slammed Raquel, she fell in the polls into the corner, and then Oscar, she turned around, Oscar kicked her in the head. So that was awesome. Natty, I love you, but come on.
Starting point is 00:29:03 Don't let these little rookie girls beat you down. Liv just gave her a code breaker, dumb carbonate. No, it wasn't Natalia that went out first. I'm just now remembering because they eliminated Liv. Yeah. She got tapped out.
Starting point is 00:29:20 Yeah, they put her in the sharpshooter and then Oscar put her in whatever little arm lock thing at the same time. Because once Natty got her into the into the, what the fucks they called? You just said it.
Starting point is 00:29:36 Sharp shooter. I hate when they do it and then they just, whoever's getting it done to, they start crawling and whoever's holding them starts backing up. I was like, oh, I mean, of course, it's part of the show. But when she started backing up, I was like, Natty, what are you doing?
Starting point is 00:29:54 But then Natty said, F it. And then drug her back to the middle. And that's when Oskia came jumping in and gave her whatever kind of arm submission. And Lave just passed out. Yeah, it's doing the smiling from the pain thing. And I'm like, where are you guys, has been doing this for like months now? Where is this going? I'm like, is she going to be part of the,
Starting point is 00:30:18 Bray Wyatt's crew or something, like what's going on? I don't know. I think Natty and Oscar need to get into something and join up if they're going to smile all the time. Usually when you get tapped out or pinned or whatever, they usually just roll out of the ring and get out of the way. Liv Morgan is still laying there. She ain't even moving. The ref kind of just pulled her off to the side. Apparently she died, so.
Starting point is 00:30:48 Raquel's still laying there. Oscar was going at it with Natty, but then Carmela came in and booted off Oscar and then pinned Natty, so she's out. So now we got the three. And I was just like, okay. It looks like, yeah, Nikki's gone already. So Nikki was the first one to go.
Starting point is 00:31:09 Live Natty. Now it's these three that are still going at it. And right when I got to this, I was like, if Carmela wins, I'm going to hate it. I'm going to, but, she does nothing, because Raquel, go ahead.
Starting point is 00:31:25 I was going to say she's going to walk all the way to WrestleMania. Oh, because after a living daddy got out, Raquel finally got up and then started going to work. Raquel was just doing good with Oscar, but then they both started, Carmela and Oscar started super kicking.
Starting point is 00:31:46 Raquel, I was like, oh, That's it. Both were going back and forth, kicking into the head, and then she fell over, and they both pinned her at the same time. And then I was like, so it was down to Carmela and Oscar. And I was like, if Carmela beats Oscar, then I know it's fake.
Starting point is 00:32:04 Yeah, I didn't mind Raquel going out. Like, if she was going to go out, I like to see her go out that way. It kind of made her look strong that it took a bunch of super kicks, and both of them pinning her at the same time. Yeah, I was all right, though. If it was Carmela that just took her out, I would not believe that one minute. This was like, this was like five years ago. Carmela would have took her out with one super kick.
Starting point is 00:32:31 I mean, again, beautiful, beautiful young woman. I was just never really into it. I was kind of into it for a minute, but then she just got on my nerves. Oscar just sat on Carmela's face. so they were going back and forth trying to pin each other but as soon as oscar got her into that arm submission that was it and then she could what's her name she had though she had both arms one she was pulling up and then she had her legs wrapped around the other one so carmela couldn't even tab you just heard her scream and i hate her scream i know this is the the hate carmella
Starting point is 00:33:08 episode she just started kicking so i assume they took that as a tap but Oscar is the winner They wanted to pull some real heat They could have had your boy Corey come in there And interfere in the match Cause they're to win Maybe in a regular match
Starting point is 00:33:33 Yeah nobody Nobody wants to see Carmela versus Bianca WrestleMania. No, because I would not believe that one bit at all That would have been like but the EST is taking on the Empress of tomorrow at WrestleMania Don't know what day
Starting point is 00:33:52 I was talking to one of my buddies He's like man I can only go to Saturdays I was like I want to go to both But I think Cody and Roman's going to be Sunday Yeah I'm hearing Bianca and Aska's going to be Saturday I think
Starting point is 00:34:09 I heard a rumor they're going to main event Saturday But when is Charlotte and Ria. That's what I want to see the most. Sunday. Ah, wow, man.
Starting point is 00:34:28 We'll see. I mean, tickets are crazy right now, even way up at the top. How was you? I'd just go both. Fuck it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:38 Oh, man. We'll see, everyone. I mean, I'd love to. But if my son goes, then I don't want to have to buy four tickets. So,
Starting point is 00:34:47 me, no problem. Oh, speaking of, I mean, ticket wise. If you got your tickets right on, cool. But if you got extra, let me know. I'll buy it from you, but I ain't paying no thousand dollars like these.
Starting point is 00:34:59 Even if I was that rich to spend $1,000 for wrestling front row or concert or whatever. Anything. These tickets I was hearing was going for Super Bowl and the NBA All-Star weekend this past weekend. No, not even a. I just had money to throw away, I still just couldn't to pay for a seat to sit there. I can understand if you're just born rich and it's nothing to you. But when you know the struggle and you grew up that way, you don't just throw money away like that. I can't do it.
Starting point is 00:35:39 I mean, I hate spending $100 on a concert ticket. But I did that for a Aftershock Festival. But we went two days. I think that was 500 for Thursday and Friday for two tickets but that was my son's money so he had money burn holes in his pocket and he wanted to go
Starting point is 00:36:01 I'd still be cheap even if I was rich I'd just try to get in with some rich people see if they got like extra tickets or season pass because when I went to that WrestleMania at at Dallas
Starting point is 00:36:18 I bought a ticket to stand and that was only 20 bucks. I ain't ever doing that again. I don't care where it was free. I'm not doing that again. Oh my God, my legs were killing me when it was over. You didn't like standing for 12 hours? No.
Starting point is 00:36:34 I didn't like that. I was hyped up everything because it was when the Zach Ryder won. What was it? It's the white belt. Intercontinental. Yeah. When he won that and his dad, dad was there during the latter match that was awesome i heard he's coming back i hope so because his
Starting point is 00:36:53 wife is uh back i heard uh i read some rumors he's just not back now because he had like obligations to different uh promotions that he was supposed to wrestle for he's like all over the place it wasn't just uh well it was a w for a minute and then he went to uh is that impact impact uh gcw which i i recommend gcw if you were a fan at like eccw back in the day they kind that's what they kind of remind me of now yeah good even bloody and everything in that one and uh yeah he's uh i heard even he bought the rights to the copyright uh rights to zack writer and i heard he bought that because if if he was to come back he he didn't want to use that name and since he owns it they can't make him you mean mac rhodona he might
Starting point is 00:37:51 well because he's been kicking ass with that name we already knew that but and the way he's going right now i want that to come i mean i don't get me wrong i love the woo woo and everything but no i want how he is now to come back have you seen some of his matches yeah he's a pretty fucking good heel uh-huh that's what i want that to come back yeah especially him and chelsey green his wife together. Like they, they, they, they, some of the matches I've seen the crowd was, was just going at them.
Starting point is 00:38:22 Almost, almost, almost like they was Dominic Mysterio. But, uh, I want that, I want that guy. I want Matt Cordona to come. I mean, you're giving me Zach Ryder and everything. I'm cool with it. But nah, I want, I want that. That, that, that heal that, I don't, I don't think we'll get bloody or anything. But I want that.
Starting point is 00:38:47 I mean, so we'll see. I think Triple H would go, you know what? You're doing good that way. And that's what everyone likes you now. Let's do it. But I don't know. We'll see. All right.
Starting point is 00:38:57 This next match, I was exciting for. But we do how I was going to go. Because that's what my son came in. This is Brock Lezner, the Beast Incarnate, taking on the almighty Bobby Lashley. I say this every wrestling anytime we talk wrestling big guys have a handful of moves
Starting point is 00:39:20 and these two big brutes did their moves over and over and over there wasn't a lot of suplexes German suplexes so I was usually when Brock just throws all but it's always the little guys he throws all over the ring yeah what the fuck was the point
Starting point is 00:39:34 of this match they built it as the rubber match the third match to see who comes out on top And the finish we got, I was just like, what was the point? I don't know. I heard Brock Millie got like three million for three minutes at the rumble. Yeah, I'm just like the spoilers.
Starting point is 00:39:58 I mean, we're spoiling anyways. The finish did just Brock didn't just want to lose clean or nothing. He was like, I'll lose this way. I'm not going to get pinned. We can't. Jesus. I don't know. You, all right.
Starting point is 00:40:15 Um, I just think you would expect it with Brock. Either he's, depending on who he's wrestling. If it's somebody smaller than him, he's going to win. Yeah. But with Bobby Lashley, I don't think Bobby would have went out that way. I mean, I don't know these guys. You're just saying we got two guys that are just not going to lose. Uh-uh.
Starting point is 00:40:38 And I just, I mean, they both have been in a, what, same amount of time? Yeah. And it's just a buildup for this. The buildup was pretty cool, how they were coming off of WrestleMania and he, Brock got eliminated by Bobby and that whole tantrum he threw outside of the ring, which I heard he pissed off a lot of people because everything he did, he did off script. I heard he got trouble because he did when he flipped the ref over the barrier, the wall. that was not he was not supposed to do that well did the ref get hurt i mean it looked good yeah well apparently the ref was supposed to be the one to raise the royal rumble winner at the end of the night but because brock threw him over the the barrier he had to act like he was hurt for arrest in night he probably was hurt if he wasn't ready for it the the slamming the steel steps on the table i guess that wasn't planned either. So that was the commentator's
Starting point is 00:41:43 real reaction of them jumping out away. I think Rock is just a loose canon. You don't you don't know. I mean, you just pay him millions of dollars and just let him do what he does. Yeah, I think
Starting point is 00:42:00 he was Vince's boy. So I think Vince just gave him whatever he wanted. And I'm sure he just told him, do what you want. Do what you want. do what you do and that's what we expect and that's what we always get with brock i still hate that dumb little little bit of a ponytail triple h is looking at his contract like you paid him how much for how many matches i know and just to be in there for a few minutes i mean but at least this one went more than three minutes like the rumble and another
Starting point is 00:42:32 another thing that made no sense uh did you did you see you and when bray showed up at smackdown the night before. He is, he called out the winner of the match and he didn't even show up because he showed at Smackdown he showed up with the fuck Uncle Howdy or whatever and he he called out whoever won like watch out I'm coming
Starting point is 00:43:04 and nothing I don't he can probably do do a good show with Bobby Brock I don't think so I don't just think you can trust him I don't know so
Starting point is 00:43:21 he still is a little happy Brock every now and then he wasn't happy in this one he got all mad who was that guy at the end of the match in the crowd with the championship belt I was like holding it in front of Brock and he was like yeah fuck yeah
Starting point is 00:43:38 and I was looking at him like he wanted to smack them. I don't know who they were. You know, somebody that's known up there. Yeah, because that belt he had looked up pretty good, the design of it all. Yeah, he was just holding it up. Like, fuck.
Starting point is 00:43:52 Do you wish you could have this, huh? Brock? Brock, just looked at him. I'm like, I'll take that shirt from you right now. I don't know who that was. Yeah, that guy was, whoever that dude was. He was pretty big, but now Brock would have whooped his ass. But bum.
Starting point is 00:44:06 Rock can't act because when Bobby was spearing him and throw him all over the place. and kept trying to get him into the hurt lock. Brock is laying there, acting like he was all hurt. And then when Bobby finally locked it in, and Brock was just like, like he couldn't just easily snap out of it.
Starting point is 00:44:26 I was like, come on. But yeah, they just threw each other all over the ring with their same moves and everything. And Brock just kept having the surprise look every time either Bobby kicked out or just got up from F5 or whatever. But yeah, when Bobby put in that last hurt lock, I was like, really, come on.
Starting point is 00:44:52 And this is how you're going to go out. Because when whoever Bobby's fighting, I mean, he gets him on the ground and then they try to get up and he's standing behind him, like waiting for them to get up so he can put the hurlock in. I'm like, just get him while they're laying there. What are he waiting for? He's got to dance around and like wiggle his fingers and build up the moment. Because when he put Brock in the two,
Starting point is 00:45:20 when he got the second one in is when Brock looked like he was starting to fade. But then he kind of, you know, when you start shaking, you do the Hulk Hogan and you're getting out, or the ultimate warrior, either one, when you're getting all juice and trying to get back in. But then he just kicks Bobby Lashley. the low blow and then that's the end of the match. I was like, oh, really?
Starting point is 00:45:44 And then he attacks the ref for some reason because he's... That was funny. Crazy Brock now. It looked like he had him. He couldn't get out of it, but Brock kicked back and got Bobby and the jewels. It didn't even look like it hit him that hard. With an angle. So he finally fell.
Starting point is 00:46:11 And he's laying there holding him, rolling around. And then, yeah, Brock is, he's laying there like he's hurt. But then he's telling the ref. Come here, come here. I don't know why he did this. Maybe he was just mad. He signals him down. Then he picks him up.
Starting point is 00:46:24 But he grabs him by the throat. Pets him over the shoulders. F5. I'll give it to that ref, man. He sold it. Good. I love when they bounce and then roll. I don't like sometimes when guys just didn't flatten and they don't try to sell it.
Starting point is 00:46:38 So, I mean, this ref did a good job. He sold it. And then Brock goes after Bobby. And I was just like, come on. Picks up Bobby. He gives him an F5. He almost threw him on top of that ref. I mean, it looked like that ref scooted over a little.
Starting point is 00:46:53 But then Brock gets up. One more time. The crowd was hype, man. They didn't care. So, I mean, obviously, Brock is just a sore loser. CBS Sports, they gave this match of C-minus. I liked it. I thought it was funny.
Starting point is 00:47:12 It just made me laugh. And then once Brock gets out of the ring, he boots Bobby out, picks him up and F-5s him onto the announce table. This is when I wanted him to go after Corey. Because Corey jumps up. Oh, my God! I'm like, just get him. F-5M.
Starting point is 00:47:34 Shout out to Bobby, man. Usually when they smashed the announced table, at least kind of clear it off. Brockton, he just moved those little monitors, like a couple inches in there through because it looked like Bobby landed right on that middle one. And then he's laying there.
Starting point is 00:47:51 He's all beat up. Everyone's screaming and cheering. Brock's looking all crazy. Then the ref is still laying in the ring, quote unquote, knocked out. But Brock grabs him by the leg, drags him out.
Starting point is 00:48:04 picks him up F5s him onto the announce table which is already wrecked so he basically just went straight to hardwood right on his side his stupid Corey's oh my God he looked straight at him I thought he was going to run
Starting point is 00:48:20 after and get him I was like please get him and F5 him into the crowd or something or onto the steel stairs all these other refs came running in I'm like come on Jessica why are you out there stay there yeah he walks He starts walking over and then that one dude with that belt is looking down.
Starting point is 00:48:38 And Brock just kind of, eh, who the hell are you? And then he gets out of there. But yeah, was this all necessary? Is this leading to something? He guess it's as good as ours. I thought the match was cool. I had a good time watching this one. I don't know where it's going, everyone.
Starting point is 00:48:59 Well, I think I had some popped up on my phone here. This is Brock Lesnar gets unlikely. Challenger for WrestleMania Who? Uh, uh, it's a fucking gonna see this again?
Starting point is 00:49:20 Oh my gosh. Is it, almost? What? It's going to be one of those matches when he picks up Omas to F5 them and everybody's going to announce it's going to hype it up.
Starting point is 00:49:36 He's like, oh my gosh, look at the strength. Um, Oh, my God's is big. I know how tall he has been. Here's a look. He can't wrestle, though. None of these big guys can. I mean, shout out to Andre the Giant, rest and peace.
Starting point is 00:49:56 But he couldn't do much. Same thing with the great collie. Yeah, but they were entertaining, though. And the giant, big show. Yeah, he was giant, wasn't he? Yeah, the WCW. to try. I'll wait for him to come back.
Starting point is 00:50:15 I love what him and there are cane comes back. I always wait for Kane to come out of the rumble, but I don't know what he's doing. He's still governor of whatever state. But yeah, yeah, C minus was that match and
Starting point is 00:50:32 yeah, I don't know. Don't get me wrong. I'm sure we'll see it again. But this next match I was really hyped up for. The rated our superstar, and his wife the glamazon Beth Phoenix taking on Finn Baller and Rio Ripley
Starting point is 00:50:48 if you're listening I love you I know mommy yeah mommy I love you I know I'm like 25 years older than you but I still love you Hey you better watch out
Starting point is 00:50:58 you don't want Dominic to find that he's done real hard time shit I was watching one of those little promos when I was locked up you couldn't talk to
Starting point is 00:51:12 the way these guys talk to me and I was like shut up why does it just want to look like Eddie Guerrero growing the mullet
Starting point is 00:51:20 he had the black on with the chain I was like oh come on I like one of his stories from you see the first one he was telling I think they were doing a
Starting point is 00:51:30 a Ms. TV interview in the ring and he was talking about yeah I just jumped down my bunk and I slapped my silly in the face and woke him up
Starting point is 00:51:39 I was like shut the fuck out no you didn't I like what they're doing with Dominic I didn't I didn't really care for when he first came in because he was just riding his dad's coattail but this heel turn and running around with with mommy and all that I love it
Starting point is 00:51:56 it makes me laugh they got to do the Ray Dominic at WrestleMania they have to and I don't know so you can't just keep showing up on different holidays I'm messing with his parents. I loved those videos. Those were the best.
Starting point is 00:52:18 But yeah, I mean, Dominic just being out to the side and then Rio, oh my God, Ria, I love you so much. Her makeup this time, Beth, I love you too,
Starting point is 00:52:29 but I don't know what you were trying to do with that makeup on your face. It looks stupid. It was, what was the, I can't, I can't forget her name. She's, she's a WWE Hall of Fame.
Starting point is 00:52:40 from back in the day. Oh, she's paying respect. All right. I probably know if I saw her, but, oh, Ria. I liked when she first came on the scene when she was all blonde and long hair and everything. I said, oh, she's cool. But once the cut the hair, tied to black and all the tattoos came, yes. Yes, Mommy, I'm down.
Starting point is 00:53:02 I think from this on, even if this whole thing between her and Dominic ends, she's Mommy from here on out. I don't care what that in what's it. buddy Matthews you're lucky man yeah you are um but yeah Ria and uh beth started it off and they did pretty good i mean i don't know how Beth is rea's only like 25 or something like that and uh they did a good show the part i liked is when they were uh trying to close on each other but they just kept stopping yeah i didn't know what they were doing at first i was like is that supposed to happen and then
Starting point is 00:53:40 when they started doing it to you. I was like, okay, I see what you're doing. But the first, the first couple, I was like, I don't know, are you supposed to, are you supposed to act like you're hurt or something? Ria kept trying to get Beth into a riptide where it wasn't happening. I mean, I'd love the window on the, on the buildup, when Beth was a roughen-up dominant, that last time.
Starting point is 00:54:04 That first time she fucking glamslammed him. But then the second time, that was when Ria was in Australia, Yeah, for those of you the followers, she went home for vacation before anything. But when the last time, when Dominic was in there, there's a video where Ria, you see her. It was, they didn't really show it on the live broadcast, but the camera's following her when she's sneaking in. And then she comes running and jumps into the ring and F's up, Beth. But yeah, when they're beating the shit at each other on the outside of the ring, I mean, Beth took a hard one into the steel steps. And I kept waiting for her to go on her to grab Dominic and throw him into something.
Starting point is 00:54:46 I was waiting for, I was waiting for them to have that, uh, their set up, uh, chairs that no one ever sits in to someone to get thrown into. Oh, over there by the announces table or whatever. Because at one time there was like two guys and a gal sitting there. And I can't remember someone got thrown over. I think it was Sammy Zane, got thrown over the side and crashed into. into those three people in the chair. The worst one was when Shotsie and
Starting point is 00:55:16 Rhonda went into the crowd and crashed into them people sitting in the chairs. Yeah. And you can clearly tell those chairs are not supposed to be set up right there. Because it's like right in the aisle. And they're like, ah, holding drinks and popcorn. I'm like, oh, come on. We're better than that. Yeah. You see them coming at you and you, you don't
Starting point is 00:55:39 get out, you just sit there. And it's like three, two, it was like two big dudes and a big gal, obviously all three of them in really good shape. And then someone comes flying over. I was like, oh, come on.
Starting point is 00:55:53 Other than that would have been a lawsuit waiting to happen. I did love all this part because yeah, the fuck you, Dominic chance went on and on and on during all this. He plays, he plays into it, though. I like that. Because that scene when, um, I think it was, I think it was Beth chased him out and he ran to
Starting point is 00:56:19 the back. And then the camera goes back to the match. And then all of a sudden you just hear boo and the camera cuts back and Dominic's coming out. And he's just got his hands up like he did something. Yeah, he was trying to. It was when Beth was throwing Ria around outside. And, uh, she even knocked, uh, Finn Baller off the side. but then Dominic was going to try to get involved
Starting point is 00:56:41 but then Edge came running around and Dominic saw that and he hauled ass out of there and then yeah he ran he ran all he full speed all the way up the ramp to the back yeah when he came back out was when everyone was booing and the FU Dominic Chan started again man that's why I my hat goes off to the to the crowd man everybody was going off
Starting point is 00:57:02 this this match because edge and Beth. Beth's from Canada too, isn't she? Let me see. She is, no, she's from New York. Okay.
Starting point is 00:57:17 And to answer your question, she is from earlier, she is 42. Yeah, because she was, that was in the 90s when she was going off. Yeah. And you're lucky man, Edge, but I wouldn't make her, she just looks like she'll whoop your ass.
Starting point is 00:57:34 If you just look at her sidew her. she's got those tough ass don't fuck with me guys but that we're doing good uh the real was beating the shit out of beth and she was trying to get to edge for the tag
Starting point is 00:57:48 but then Finn came running around and uh grabbed edge and pulled him off and his face slammed on to the to the side and he's lying there so they are the men's beating the shit out of Beth but then they're both going back at it beth's still looking for edge and he's just laying there.
Starting point is 00:58:06 He's nowhere in sight. Finn's trying to get in. And Dominic's dumbass is still doing everything. But this is when Beth starts to whoop ass. She's slapping the shit out of a re-up in the corner and then crawls up there and gives her a superplex off the top. Beth came and it was like executed perfectly. Either of them, of course it's going to hurt when you land no matter what,
Starting point is 00:58:31 but they landed perfect to not like land on their head. or laying on their shoulders or anything. It was like perfect. And this is when the angle, the angle that they showed wasn't very good. One of the replays, it looked pretty awesome. But yeah, Beth just fell straight back like she was supposed to. And Ria sold that shit like it was like her job. Like she was going to Academy Award.
Starting point is 00:58:58 The look on her face was she hit. And she both of them bounced. because I was really watching Beth. She landed perfectly. Yeah, she got a little whiplash probably, but Ria just landed on her back and then bounced forward and then the look on her face.
Starting point is 00:59:15 Yeah, like, I can't believe this hurts so much. Look. Dominic back there, like going, ah! Mommy! No. Edge finally gets up
Starting point is 00:59:29 and Beth boots Ria off and he goes slamming in the Finn Ballar Edge comes diving in and starts hitting them with the shoulder tackles and then all that picks him up, slams them around a few times. Edge is a big dude everyone. Finn Ballard don't look like he's that tall.
Starting point is 00:59:46 But he's awesome though, man. I love everything Finn does. I wish he'd do the demon again. I like when he does that. But I do hate when it takes him like 10 hours to get from backstage to the rig. He is a fucking cartoon character now. Like, he's like a
Starting point is 01:00:03 comic book villain just the way he's just like just running around oh man this part was awesome edge was he had a fin all locked up and then Ria tried to come in and interfere with Beth
Starting point is 01:00:22 spirited and then gives her locked her up I thought she was to give her a sharpshooter at first but she didn't she kind of locked her up but then Dominic he tried to interfere so the ref turned around to deal with him. And then Ria got up headbutted best.
Starting point is 01:00:36 She fell down. But when Dominic jumped in to deal with the ref, he threw in some brass knuckles. Because then Ria picked him up and they think she clocked edge. And then he fell. I did like Corey commentating here. He was like, oh my gosh. Dominic accidentally dropped his brass knuckles. Oh, Corey, I hate you.
Starting point is 01:00:58 I don't ever want to meet him because I'll meet him and he'll be he'll be hell of cool. And I love him. No, I hate him now. He just had me laughing because he was trying to sell it. Like, oh, my gosh, he accidentally did. Michael was like, no, he gave him to, he gave him to his mommy. It's like, no, it was an accident call. Bell, De Ria gave her bet that straight shot.
Starting point is 01:01:19 It looked like she hit her in the chest with the head with the headbut. But, I mean, Beth rolled out of the ring. All right. This part after this, this was a big mess up. And then you, whoever, the cameraman yell at him and the ref and Beth after Ria knocked
Starting point is 01:01:37 out Edge and then she just flipped over Finn Baller so he'll pin him the ref turns around and he starts to count one two he would have done three he was swinging down he was almost about to hit the mat Beth was off to the side you can clearly see her that she's watching and she's ready
Starting point is 01:01:56 to spring into action either I don't know if she slipped or maybe she was just slow or she blinked or whatever. Yeah, it was weird. It was almost like he, it was neither like he almost counted three or she was too slow to raise her arm or her shoulder.
Starting point is 01:02:14 But I know what you're talking about. It looked really bad because the camera's like right there. Yeah, because I'm watching it right now. The ref runs over. He does one, two, he's in motion to do three. He brought it.
Starting point is 01:02:32 No one, I mean, they're both still laying there. Edge is on top of, or Finn Bowler's on top of edge. The ref is bringing his hand down for the third count. He pulls it in. Then Beth Phoenix comes sliding in for the breakup. Wasn't before she came in for the breakup, wasn't he already in motion to put up two fingers? Like, it was only two? No, he was still, uh, he brought it down for the third.
Starting point is 01:03:00 but when he realized that she wasn't there yet, he kind of looks and then pulls his hand in. And after he pulls his hand and she dives on, which was clearly a three count. And then he holds up two. And you can hear some of the crowd go, boo, but I was like, ooh. That's probably not what he was hearing. He was hearing Triple H in that earpiece.
Starting point is 01:03:25 What fuck are you doing? Yeah, I don't know. I mean, to me, it looked like it was Beth's fault. She didn't move quick enough. Because she wasn't like she was laying off to the side. She was on her knees looking into the ring so she
Starting point is 01:03:42 can clearly see them. So I don't know. Maybe her footing or she slipped or whatever, but it was that it was that obvious and that bad. I was like, ooh, someone's going to get yelled at. So,
Starting point is 01:03:57 but I did like what happened after all this. Finn got up and he was going to jump off the top corner because Edge was still laying there. Ria was laying off on the outside of the rink as Beth was throwing her around. Dominic tried to get involved. But when Finn Baller got to the top
Starting point is 01:04:17 and he was going to do that, what the fuck's that move when he jumps and lands on? The coup de grace. Yeah, he was going to do that to Edge. Beth picks up Dominic and just slams him back first. onto the ropes and then it makes a Finn ball
Starting point is 01:04:33 and he hits his balls on the quarter see Beth Phoenix ain't no joke man she's strong woman that she'll throw me all over the ring just Dominic just got thrown against the rope like a doll I was laughing hell hard
Starting point is 01:04:50 but then yeah Beth climbs into the ring Rhea climbs into the ring they both pick up Ria picks up edge Beth picks up Finn Baller and they both just slammed them onto the ring. I was like, come on. The thing that was funny, though, with that is they both like clearly, the two guys are
Starting point is 01:05:15 standing up on the second row. I don't know what they were going to do. Maybe they were going to throw each other off because Edge has Finn Baller and a headlock. And then the girls just come up right behind them. I mean, Beth, come on, girl, you're going too slow. Rhea was already in motion. And then she gets it.
Starting point is 01:05:33 And easily they could have just jumped off these two. And then they both get slammed onto the ground. I still feel for edge, man. I hate when he takes these back slams. I don't want his neck to whip for all the shit that happened to him. But he's in there doing it. And then beth, the fingers go out and slamming to each other and fall all over the place. He's stupid Dominic.
Starting point is 01:05:59 I don't know what he kept trying to do. The brass knuckles part made me laugh the whole time. And Dominic gets involved. He starts moving the stairs around. Betts Ria starts slamming Beth around onto the steps, puts her head down onto the steps. And Dominic gives Ria a chair like she was going to hit her in the head like they did, like months ago when they did all that. It could have been weeks, everyone.
Starting point is 01:06:28 But then Ria was about to swim. She swung the chair, but Beth got out of the way and shitty camera work. We didn't see. Obviously, she hit her, but we missed it. So she picks up Beth on the outskirts and gives her the glam slam right onto that. On to the hard rubber mat. And I give it to Ria. She sold it with that look on her face, that look of being slammed.
Starting point is 01:06:53 Edge slams of Finn Baller in the ring. and then he runs into a suicide dive. I went, no! I just didn't want him to land wrong. But he slams into Dominic and knocks him down. And the edge jumps back in the ring. He's about to spear Finn, but Finn jumps up and gives him a sling blade. And then Finn ballads in the corner screaming around.
Starting point is 01:07:16 I hate when he does this little pointy, point finger thing. Those finger guns. Because he takes too long for it to be motioned. He turns around and then. Edge runs out of full speed and gives them a spear. And then Beth Phoenix jumps into the ring. And what's that move that they did? The Shatter Machine.
Starting point is 01:07:34 Yeah. Yeah, they're paying respects to the revival. Well, they're FTR now. Yeah. I guess what is his name in FTR? Cash Wheeler. I guess he was the one that helped him train for his comeback to WWE. So that's why they did the finisher like that.
Starting point is 01:07:55 it was perfect they executed it awesome and beth didn't slow she didn't she got in there just in time to do it so that was cool and then after they did that clearly both of them are oh my god like them sure they were sore sunday morning because they were moving pretty quick when they got up and beth looked like she got this shit beating out of her but i mean i give it to them especially these two i mean they've been in the business a long time uh Finn and Ria, I mean, they've been in there too, but they're not as long. They're still pretty fresh. They're both pretty young still.
Starting point is 01:08:31 But to go up to get some vets and just put on a good show, I thought this match was awesome. CBS Sports gave it a B. I would have gave it an A because I was really looking forward to this one. I love Edge. I love Beth Phoenix. Finn Barrow is awesome, but I was there for Mommy. I don't care. You got to give Dominic Mysterio, his respects for his comedic.
Starting point is 01:08:55 performance on the outside. The part I loved about this match is when Edge came out, when they came out in the beginning and everybody was his altar his altar bridge song, the metal angus or whatever it's called.
Starting point is 01:09:11 They usually just play a little bit of it and then stop and then they introduce them. Man, they played that over and over like forever. That song is pretty long. And the crowd was just going off singing it. Every word. And I thought that was awesome.
Starting point is 01:09:26 And at the end, when he did it, when he gets up and throws up the horns. Because when I saw Edge at SummerSlam two years ago, man, I was singing. I love that song. Alter Bridge, they're okay. But I love that song, though. But when he came out, man, I was singing my ass off and everything. So I thought that was really good. Again, my hat goes off to the, the WWE universe up in Canada.
Starting point is 01:09:51 Yeah, I guess it was a big moment for him. I guess they said the last time he wrestled in Canada it was 13 years ago. Yeah. So I thought that was really cool, man. I mean, they gave them respect, everybody. Severe sports didn't show them no respect. They gave him a B.
Starting point is 01:10:08 I mean, that's a good grade, but nah, I would have gave it in my book because I loved everyone, they're involved, all of them, all five of them, two, and there were the four in the ring and Dominic A, A, A, plus. But all right, the next one, I wasn't really getting involved. feeling this one at first, but as the match went on, this was actually pretty badass. This was a men's elimination chamber. Seth Rollins,
Starting point is 01:10:34 Johnny Wrestling, Johnny Gargano, dumbass Austin Theory, Damian Priest, Bronson Reed, and Montez Ford. If Bronson Reed get bigger? Yes.
Starting point is 01:10:48 Yeah. He looked huge. It feels like he's bigger every time I see. see him. They'd let him go for a while. And he was doing some indie stuff and everything. But I'm glad they brought him back because I love Bronson Reed. When he did that, he gave someone, Michael Cole called it something else.
Starting point is 01:11:13 There was a Samoan drop. Michael Cole called it something else. I can't remember. Something from down under. I don't remember. because Bronzen reads from Australia but he's Samoan. Because I was like, what?
Starting point is 01:11:28 Why did you call that? It was a Samoan drop, but whatever. But yeah, man, this one was awesome, man. What did you think of this one? I thought it was cool. You know, I liked that they were giving these guys a chance because a lot of these guys were brought back from the doing finger air quotes,
Starting point is 01:11:48 cut tax purposes, cuts. from the roster and some of them I felt like was a bad move for them to cut like Bronson Reed and well Johnny Gargano wasn't cut he just didn't resign but I like I like they got a chance to shine in here
Starting point is 01:12:07 and Montos for it I'm gonna have to say this this guy's ready I think he's ready for the singles push I love the street profits but yeah man I think he can I actually think they're both ready for a singles push because I noticed was Angela Dawkins.
Starting point is 01:12:32 I noticed he's kind of slimmed down a little bit. Yeah, but I see if any add of those two, if you're going to ask me who would have the belt, I think Montes Ford will have a belt at some point. Singles belt. So, I mean, I think he's awesome. I mean, everybody dumb ass Austin theory. I hate him.
Starting point is 01:12:55 But I think out of everyone in this, man, they're all amazing performers. They're all amazing in the ring. I mean, Johnny Gargano's, but one of my favorites. Seth Rawlins, did he need to be in this? No, but he did do an awesome performance. But I think out of everyone, Austin, Montez Ford. I like what they're setting up with Seth
Starting point is 01:13:17 that came out of this match. I think that that's going to be awesome. I don't like this what he's trying to do now they keep changing him his whatever is a character I know he's a heel
Starting point is 01:13:32 I mean I don't think he can be a face but I don't like he's he's in between now this fur jacket or whatever they didn't like when he had them stupid as red boots oh who made those things
Starting point is 01:13:51 And I'm sure they're probably like a billion dollars, too. I heard they're like $350 a pair and they're selling out everywhere. So they're stupid as hell. But hats off to whoever fucking came up with them because they are getting paid. Shout out to this one comedian in New York, Mario Bosco, straight out of Brooklyn. Hit that biggie. He had someone. He was walking around Brooklyn.
Starting point is 01:14:30 And it was during right before Valentine's Day. He had like a diaper on. He had those boots. And I think he had like little wings or whatever. And he was walking down the street eating a hot dog or a glizzy for you New Yorkers. I was laughing at L.R. He filmed that. And everybody was reposting it because they didn't know who Mario Bosco was.
Starting point is 01:14:54 because even Snoop reposted it. But there was a video afterwards. Mario was with someone else. I guess one of his buddies and his buddies had it on. And those, from what I understand, those boots don't breathe. And if you're not wearing socks or whatever, I guess I got it and have socks on and they were trying to get them off. But the suction of the sweat and everything, they couldn't pull them off. They took hell along with that dude thing.
Starting point is 01:15:21 And I thought you were going to pull my ankle out of its sock. So if you're going to wear those greased your feet up or wear socks, long slacks, like knees, knee highs, so you can get them off. But, yeah, Seth had them on. When he came out with those on, I was like, oh. The curve stopped somebody with them. Whoever made those, get your money, man. So 300 bucks. I think it was just like a joke.
Starting point is 01:15:50 And then once it hit and then maybe the price went up. All you need is like one famous person to wear them. Yeah, but I guess Seth Rarland was it. I mean, I seen other people wearing it, but I mean, Seth Rallons wearing them. And on TV, the scene all over the world. So, but, oh, man, there's a new trend every, every week, everyone's. And that was just one of them because I haven't seen them for a while after all that. All right. So all these guys are in there.
Starting point is 01:16:26 Johnny Gargano and Seth Rounds kicked it off. And then they, I usually don't expect much for the men's one. But man, they went hard in this one. The women went hard too. I mean, don't get me wrong. But these guys all went super hard because these guys are all like high flyers. I mean, they're always all over the ring. So that's what I love.
Starting point is 01:16:50 There wasn't big brutes in this. Bronson Reed the big brew, but he got high on the ropes. So he was ready. I thought that was awesome. What's his name's the tallest, I think? Damien Rees. These wrestlers with long hair, I don't like. How hard is it?
Starting point is 01:17:14 I mean, Seth Rons got long hair, but it's just like wavy and just hanging. But Damien Preeze has braids. I don't know. for extensions or what the stupid purple fucking braves he has like stop they look like extensions but the first one out of the pod was dumbass austin theory he is the uh what was it the intercontinental or um united states united states is basically the main title for raw ever since roman became the double champ so that's why they put so much focus on
Starting point is 01:17:53 it but they give it to like the worst dude i give it to him man he's he's a good heal i mean he does it and he makes everybody hate him i think his problem is he needs a fucking manager he needs like a paul haman he needs somebody to speak for him yeah i mean and stop that i know you're rep for your city but stop that atown down shit that's stupid we don't need to do it every time you're about to do your move. It's just, you're just wasting time. I'm glad the dumb self-y thing stopped.
Starting point is 01:18:32 I really, I think that's what made me hate him the most. He's doing that. Stowe that Drew Brees. He's serious now. You see he's got a beard. That don't make you serious. He's a serious heel now.
Starting point is 01:18:50 He's a guy that'll be a heel. I mean, if he has, if he tries to go for a face run, I don't think it'll work. In my opinion, everyone, if you guys are fans of him, cool, man, Rupert, you probably don't like a while I like, but I think I just don't like these arrogant assholes. And they're doing their job good. I mean, that's, that's why they're doing it to make you, make you hate them. So, but I loved how all these guys hate them because they were any chance they got, they were beating this shit out of him. Because right now, Johnny Gargano and Seth Rollins are trading off face hits. And he just going back and forth.
Starting point is 01:19:30 Oh, man. I loved all the curb stomps that Seth Rollins did to everyone. Yeah. Because he was really going for it with this one. I know they kind of, they didn't ban that move. But I guess they kind of did for a little while because that's when he started doing the pedigree. I hated that. I mean, we're trying to do.
Starting point is 01:19:51 Awesome. them. They banned a couple of his moves for a minute. He couldn't curve stop and he couldn't do the, what is it, the buckle bomb? Yeah. I mean, I don't, maybe parents were complaining or something, but I know he ended Sting's career shortly because of Buckelbaum. Well, don't do it to sting. Do it to the young guys, man. Don't do it to the O.Gs that have been at him for a long time. You don't sting was like, come on, do it. I could take it. well that's what Undertaker thought and look what happened in it
Starting point is 01:20:24 I mean like didn't even remember most of that match when Brock Lezner was throwing them all over the place I thought you were talking about Goldberg that too and let me say this Goldberg step back
Starting point is 01:20:37 sit your ass down the fucking Rihanna halftime show was disgusting it was an embarrassment I like I don't know if you've seen promo Joe's YouTube videos
Starting point is 01:20:50 it's kind of like botch mania he kind of plays what goldberg said about riana's a half-time performance he kind of plays what he says over all the baches goldberg's done yeah I mean
Starting point is 01:21:11 I love Rihanna don't get me wrong was it the greatest Super Bowl performance like everyone was saying no because the greatest greatest Super Bowl performance was Prince. Rest and peace. But I didn't, I don't know. I mean, I don't know what's disrespectful to everyone anymore because it seems like everything.
Starting point is 01:21:36 I mean, was it because she was pregnant? I don't know. She was shaking her ass because she was pregnant at the same time. I don't know. What is going on, America? I don't, I don't know. I mean, I'm sure everyone. in America's like, okay, but
Starting point is 01:21:54 I know some of my friends that live across the pond and up north and down south laughing at us for everything that's going on here. I just, I don't know. The thing that I miss about wrestling is the wrestlers from different kind, well,
Starting point is 01:22:10 the so-called wrestlers from different country. I'm going to go back to when I was a kid. Nikolai Volkov when he came out. Iron Sheik when they came out. Oh, you can't do that no more. You can't do. I love all that. They'd come out who now is swinging the Russian flag and the Iraq flag and all right. The greatest heel turn ever was Sergeant Slaughter during the Iraq war.
Starting point is 01:22:37 And he started praising Saddam Hussein. You can't do that no more. There's a lot of these. When we ever see the attitude era again? No, we won't. We're not going to see a bed in the middle of the ring. and two wrestlers going out
Starting point is 01:22:53 with that the edge and that lead that one guy had to quit wrestling I forgot his name
Starting point is 01:22:59 remember the guy had a he had a a feud going on with the Undertaker he was supposed to be like a
Starting point is 01:23:05 Middle Eastern character and it was like during like a I think a real life terrorist attack had
Starting point is 01:23:12 happened somewhere during the same they aired when he had like a bunch of mass guys jumped to Undertaker
Starting point is 01:23:19 like that guy in real life is not Middle Eastern. He's like Italian, but they made him play this character. And like, I guess he can't wrestle anymore because people just associate him with that character. Oh, man. Different times, everyone.
Starting point is 01:23:38 I mean, a lot of stuff in wrestling when I was a kid, the teenager, the middle-aged or whatever. So we're in the 90s. They don't expect. to any of that. I laugh about it now because at that time, I was
Starting point is 01:23:53 yeah, I was all about it and everything. I was a stupid kid, but today's society, especially in America, yeah, that ain't, that ain't happening. No more terrorist, can have no iron sheeks no more. No.
Starting point is 01:24:08 But they do give them respect when they came when we'll do the camel clutch. They tried to bring it back in the attitude area. What was that Canadian team? The un-Americans? you know that ain't
Starting point is 01:24:23 happening anymore especially the way everyone's all go America now that no way that's no they did bring it back again
Starting point is 01:24:31 what was it Jack Swagger and all them who were they the people I love Jacks or Jake Hager now
Starting point is 01:24:40 or whatever's yeah yeah they tried to do that when what was his manager Zeb Coulter Yeah
Starting point is 01:24:50 Talk about certain political things I was like I don't know how long this is going to go off for Yeah keep all the political nonsense Out of wrestling I mean they did it when they When they could do it But
Starting point is 01:25:04 The way everyone's at each other's throats now No Just just leave it alone I know some of the signs Try to do it during all the voting times But they usually shut that shit down quick I think whoever was
Starting point is 01:25:20 What Vince was running it was Well we knew what team he was on But they just didn't put that in any of the shows Because I think that would turn Some people off Maybe not everyone But it will Hurt someone's feelings
Starting point is 01:25:35 What I hurt my feelings? No, I don't give a fuck I think it's all funny Political nonsense To me is bullshit My opinion everyone I mean don't You might not like the shit I say
Starting point is 01:25:44 But But yeah But this match was awesome man, I loved how they just went back and forth. I said this already, that they were beating the shit out of Austin Theory. But the part that made me laugh the hardest, I kept rewinding it. Damien Priest was jacking everyone up, and then he was kind of standing off to the side. Austin Theory was on the outside of the ring, and he kind of backed up.
Starting point is 01:26:07 Damian Priest backed up, and Austin Theory was hitting him on the back. Like, right on, get him, get him. Just go ahead and get him. Damien Priest just kind of stepped back and then kicked him right in the side of it. He picked him up and threw him in the ring. Oh, man. Austin theory. Again, he's doing his job and look how much time I'm giving him because I hate him.
Starting point is 01:26:28 You know what spot we got to talk about, though, with Montez Ford. Oh, when he climbed up the top? Yeah, and the whole crowd just kind of waited there in a big group with their hands up in the air ready to catch him. The thing was funny, though, right before. Before that, this is when my son was, he was sitting down there watching this. He watched the elimination chamber. This was years back when the, was it the Matador's and El Torito? Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:27:01 El Torito was in the elimination chamber. I was like, he's awesome. I don't care what anyone said, El Torito, but I was like, how they're going to throw him all over the place? He climbed all the way to the top, not to the center, but he climbed the walls and then went up to the top. Same thing. Everyone got below him. And then he just dropped down on everybody. Look up that, everyone. If you haven't seen that, that, that was awesome.
Starting point is 01:27:25 But yeah, when Montes Ford did that, when he came out, he just sprung into action. It started jacking everyone up. I love how he pays respects to a lot of the OGs with the moves that he does. And I just love the DX suck it chop whenever he gets a chance. Shout out to shout out to Mommy. She was doing it too. Yeah, he did like, he did like seven of them when he came out to Pondon. every movie did
Starting point is 01:27:50 the other part that made me laugh is when Johnny Gargano and Damien Priest I think it was Johnny Gargano when they got Austin Theory into the pod and they started beating the shit at him or was that Seth wrong? I don't know it was whoever was Damian Prez and one of the other dudes
Starting point is 01:28:04 also they was like they and I think it was Michael Cole it's like they're beating him up in a phone booth speaking of that. Have you seen that video those guys fighting in the phone booth? It's like a box. I think they're boxers.
Starting point is 01:28:17 dupid. They got that one and they, you see the other one they're fighting in the back seat of a car. I haven't seen that one. I just seen the phone booth. You got more room in a phone booth than in the back seat.
Starting point is 01:28:29 You're just sitting down. But all right, whatever entertains you. I mean, we're, I watch it. Look, we're talking about it.
Starting point is 01:28:38 Oh, David Brees, man, he's bringing it to him. He just booted sat to the face and then fucking slam Johnny Gargano. Almost pinned him. But then he kicked out.
Starting point is 01:28:47 Monta's Ford is still in the in the pod so he's waiting to get out as well as Bronson Reed he hasn't came out yet either. Damien Preeze is just beating the shit at everyone. Bronson Reed looks like one of my homies. Shout out to Chunk because I called him that one time. I was like, I don't look like Bronson Reed. I said, yeah, you do.
Starting point is 01:29:07 I love Damien Preeze with his kicks, man. He just boots everyone because he's tall so he can lift his tall ass legs up there and beat the shit at everyone. one. So, but Austin Theory is still doing the same thing and laying out on the outskirts and not doing anything. But he sells his moves when he gets hurt, the way he acts all dazed and jumps around and all that. I said, he got kicked to the head by Damien Priest, and then Damien Priest bounced off the roads and did a flip and brought his legs down on top of him and kicked him in the gut, hella hard. Yeah, I don't like these purple braids. Come on, Damien, you're better than that.
Starting point is 01:29:45 take those out I mean same thing Bianca Bel Air works for her because she she uses her hair yeah
Starting point is 01:29:53 and the moves and everything but so you're saying Damian needs to use his braids if he got them
Starting point is 01:30:00 you might as well slap someone in the face or something with him I don't know just do something with it
Starting point is 01:30:09 I mean everyone was just getting kicks the Dawson theory jumped in and double booted Johnny Gargano to the face
Starting point is 01:30:17 that Damien Freez got back up and kicked him in the head and he fell down. So everyone's down. Oh, Bronson Reed comes out next because then once he came out, he just went to work. He just ran straight forward to I think it was Austin Theory. You got it
Starting point is 01:30:35 first because when Bronson Reed came out of the pod, he came charging out full speed. You have Austin Theory. Just belly bumped him. He fell back. knocks down Seth Rounds, close lines, Johnny Gargano. They try to slap him,
Starting point is 01:30:49 no. I don't know how tall he is. I think Seth Rohns is at least six feet. Bronson Riggins is probably like maybe five, ten. But I love this part because he grabs Seth Rallens. He's holding him. And then he picks up,
Starting point is 01:31:03 no, Johnny Gargano comes running after. He runs straight to Bronson Reed, but Bronson Reed grabs Johnny Gargano. And then drops thin and then slams Johnny on top of him. Hello hard. Bronson Reed is six feet tall.
Starting point is 01:31:20 Oh, well, shit, Seth must be taller then. Seth is. Seth is, where the fuck is his height? Six one. Yeah,
Starting point is 01:31:32 he's tall. I've seen him because when we were at Raw, when the shield was going on, Roman rains and Seth Rounds came down to aisle, me and Eric were on. picks up
Starting point is 01:31:45 Seth Rounds and Johnny Gargano and gives him the Simone double Simone drop when Michael called called it something the something down under Montez Ford is still
Starting point is 01:31:55 in the pod Austin theory just laying there like a idiot and Damian Priest tries to get into the action but he kind of ruffs up Bronson Reed and throws him around
Starting point is 01:32:05 but Bronson picks him up and then slams him or places him into the the chains because he didn't He didn't sell that good. He was too close when he tried to throw him backwards
Starting point is 01:32:18 because he, like, just fell into him. I'm surprised none of these guys went crashing through any of the pod walls. Bronson already tried to do it with Damien Piz, but he just bounced off and fell. But, yeah, once Montez-Force came into play, he beat sprung into action with all his move because he was beating the shit out of everyone. But the other part that was awesome,
Starting point is 01:32:43 matches when Johnny and Seth Rollins were on top of the pod. I thought Seth Rollins was going to throw Johnny Gargano through that Plexi last because he was slamming him against it hell hard and it was shaken too, but I think that one is more
Starting point is 01:32:59 secure than the walls of the pod. Those are obviously set to break. Because he was slamming him hell hard. All right. Seth Rillins picks up Johnny Gargano just to do a power bomb. the top of that pod when he when he
Starting point is 01:33:17 obviously you ready Johnny does the flip and I'm I'm blaming Damien Priest for this Damien priest was right below the other guys all kind of bunched together to catch Seth Damien didn't catch Johnny Gargano he came straight down luckily he didn't come down on his head
Starting point is 01:33:36 but it looks like he he bumped his head though I think he came down on the side of his face so and then the camera guy Not good camera work, guys. Come on. But Johnny did look like he was in pain because he was flipping and flopping over there, holding the side.
Starting point is 01:33:51 The ref was right there with him. But Seth, he was all right. He got caught by everyone. So he was okay. Damien Priest, come on, man. He dropped the ball. Well, you drop Johnny. And yeah, because I'm watching it.
Starting point is 01:34:03 All right, that was a perfect angle. Johnny went straight to the mat and landed on the side of his face. He didn't. Damien, the thing is like, foot, he caught his foot and then he falls down like he got hurt. I don't know. Everyone else, Seth was all right.
Starting point is 01:34:21 I'll give it to Johnny go because after he laid there for a minute, but then he slowly got back up and then Damien Priest went to work on him. And I was just like, come on, man. You just dropped him on his head. Now you're going to just beat his ass more? I was like, no love. But Johnny got him back, man. He super kicked him.
Starting point is 01:34:41 And then he slammed him on the ground. And then he just super kicked dumbass Austin Theory. See, this match went on a low. Montes Forrest tried to jump on him. Johnny Super kicked him. This match went on a long time before there was an elimination. So that's what I really liked when these guys were going for it. Did I want that Austin Theory to go out first?
Starting point is 01:35:09 Of course, I did. I gave it to him. He did what he was doing. Johnny Gargano just like nail pile drive to me into the heart side of the rubber mats. I think Johnny goes out first. Bronson does. Oh, does he? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:35:28 Johnny went second. All right. Because Damien just gave him that. What's like? Something cross. What's Damien, Pris move? No, when he does that stupid, like he's shooting an arrow thing before he does his move. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:35:48 He, because he picks up, he picked up Johnny. There's something, someone's spray yelling it, whatever, the cross, something cross. And he just slams him down on his back. And then he pinned him so Johnny's out until they all start going back to work. Why could you guys just go straight for Austin Theory and get him out of there? I was like, oh, but the final two, I mean, after those guys, well, Montez-Ford was flying all over, all over the ring. He was awesome. And then when he climbed up onto the top and then dropped down and everybody was in the middle of the ring,
Starting point is 01:36:26 a good camera work because they just focused on Montez-Ford and then he drawled. He crawled up and then he spun around and he was holding on, well, like his, his hands behind him and then just dropped straight down onto his chest so everyone can catch him. So I thought that was really cool. But when El Torito did it, he climbed up there and then like flipped and then came down. But he's a little guy. So he probably is a little bit better at that. But yeah, once Montez-Forest came down, he pinned Damien Priest.
Starting point is 01:37:05 So Damien Priest is out. Montes-Ford, Austin Theory, and Seth Rones in the last three. you're going for it. They take out oh, Montes Ford gets somebody got him. Oh, no,
Starting point is 01:37:22 he got curb stomped. Yeah, when basically he got Kurt stopped and he died in the rain. Yeah, he just kind of laid there with his eyes wide open, like staring at the sky. Because like I said,
Starting point is 01:37:41 usually when you get, when you tap out, you get pinned, you just immediately roll out. No, he laid there for a while. He was laying there dead. And then I was like, okay, something's going to happen because he's not moving. Nobody's trying anything. And then they opened up the doors and all the, uh, the refs. And I was like, the guys in the black shirts, I don't know, the security.
Starting point is 01:38:10 I was like, where the EMTs? Why are you bringing in all these security cards? But all right. They got medical training. Oh, but yeah, I was like, oh, man, come on. So, yeah, once he, they finally come in and try to help him out. But before all that happened, before Montez went out, he was bringing it to Austin Theory of Seth Rohns because he was flying in and out of the ring on top of him.
Starting point is 01:38:37 But then they did him dirty because when he did that backflip and, crashed into both of them and they all went sliding into the side of the cage. I thought that was cool. But this is when the tables turned on him. Austin Theory did his stupid, or he tried to, A-Town down him, but then he got Montess Ford rock-bottomed in.
Starting point is 01:39:01 Did the DX job that he climbed up to the top of the top rope. And I was like, get him, get him. Frogsplash, knees up to Austin. theory or to the Austin theory gave him knees up to Montes Ford but he kind of rolls out of the way
Starting point is 01:39:18 crawls to the edge of the bottom rope and then excuse me he's on all fours and Seth Rounds is right there just to give him the curb stomp and then Montes first pulls him back in the ring and
Starting point is 01:39:33 or Austin theory pulls Montes forwards in the ring one two three and then he lays there dead for a while. And then all of the security and reps and all those guys come running in while the thing that was funny about this part is like the camera was focused too much
Starting point is 01:39:53 on Montes-Four as the other two were battling it out. It was right when all the security and everybody came in because they opened up the cage and everyone came running in to try to help them. But Seth Rollins and Austin were still going at it pretty hard.
Starting point is 01:40:09 And then you hear commotion in the crowd. Something's happening. I was like, what's going on? Because four guys came running in. Two refs and two security guards, the guys in the black suits. And these dudes and the black suits are usually the scrub wrestlers that are like the trainees. Because, I mean, there's a lot of guys that are big now that were just started off like that. even what's his name um brawn stroman i was remember him he was one of the um rose buds
Starting point is 01:40:46 for um what the hell was that guy's name uh adam rose yeah i don't know adam was it adam rose i think it was okay i think i was because he was a rose bud he was one of them came in there happy dancing and had flowers in his hair all that he came back as the black sheep So, well, Montez Ford is there, and they're trying to get him out because I was like, something's going to happen because I said, he's not, he's not hurt because usually EMTs and all that come running out and everything. But so I knew something was going to happen. And then you hear the crowd.
Starting point is 01:41:29 And everyone was, ah, and I was like, who's coming? And here comes my boy. What's his name? Logan Ball. fall comes running it in. It would have been awesome if he had his drink, but he didn't have it, his prime. I still want to try one.
Starting point is 01:41:47 Is it just water or is it an energy drink? I don't know, but you're right. If he would have had one to open that and like sprayed it in somebody's face. I took a drink and then jumped in the ring out of it. Awesome. But he comes flipping in and knocks down Seth Rollins. No, wait. Who he took out?
Starting point is 01:42:06 Oh, he, all right. I had to go back. Everyone. because yeah okay Seth Ronald pedigrees Austin theory he's just laying there crowd starts screaming
Starting point is 01:42:17 here comes Logan Paul he jumps into the ring and then he like springs into action does a flip into the ring clothes lining Seth Rollins he falls down to the rest what are you doing Seth rolls over into the perfect position
Starting point is 01:42:31 while Logan Paul's talking shit and then he runs over and Seth Rallon kind of gets over on his hands and knees. Logan Paul's about to jump out of the ring, but he comes back, curbstoms, Seth Rons. Yeah, they've been setting this match up pretty nicely, because did you see his interview was,
Starting point is 01:42:52 or Seth Rohn's interview? No, he's talking shit about Logan Paul, talking about he's just, he's not in it for the, for the, the wrestling, he's in it for the fame. And he's leaching off the business. so they've been sent this up pretty nice I could
Starting point is 01:43:14 I'm okay I could agree with that but Logan Paul's proved to me that he can do it he can wrestle I mean maybe some of you may not think so but as entertaining to me as as a fan of wrestling I thought in that last match he had with Roman Rains
Starting point is 01:43:33 man broke his ribs and all that shit but it was still a good match he should have won but he didn't Hey, I'm not the biggest fall, the biggest, the fuck am I trying to say, I lost my train of thought. I'm not the biggest fan of him or his brother, but I will say him and his brother, when they get into something, whether it's wrestling or boxing or whatever, they really train for this shit. Yeah, I mean, that's what I like about it. I hated them before with all the stupid shit they were doing. And when they were boxing, it was like, I wanted to see them get beat up.
Starting point is 01:44:15 I mean, but I don't know if they're paying the guys to let them beat them up. I don't know. I'm sure they could beat me up. I mean, I can't box. But I think, I know Jake, Jake Paul got involved that last one, but it's stay in boxing. Yeah. He looked a little out of place when he came in to try to help. Yeah, he didn't know what he was doing.
Starting point is 01:44:41 Just stick to boxing. I mean, you go and beat those guys up. But it's weird because I think if they both got on the mic, if I feel like Jake would be better on the mic, because Logan's fucking horrible on the mic. I like him on his podcast, especially when he was going after the island boys, dumbass. get your money guys because it ain't gonna be there forever and all that shit on your face island
Starting point is 01:45:10 boys it's over it's over for them all that shit on your face don't wipe off then uh did get all those diamonds at your teeth anyway so after Logan Paul curbs stumps we're all over the place everyone after you curb stopped the melee that's what said dumbass Austin Theory jumped in the ring and pinned him and it was one, two, three. So he's still the United States champion.
Starting point is 01:45:42 When it came down to the two, I was like at that point when it was Seth Rons, if it was anybody else, Johnny Gargano would have been my choice or Montes Ford. I was hoping that one of them would get it
Starting point is 01:45:57 get the belt from that dumbass. But when it was Seth Rons, they were the final two i was like all right he's gonna win because set the rounds he don't need it he had how many belts is he had he's a grand slam champion isn't he i think so yeah
Starting point is 01:46:12 so it's not like he needed it but no and plus i think they've been trying to set up this austin theory johnsina match for russomani so i think that's where they're i think that's why they kept the belt on him johnsina
Starting point is 01:46:29 don't get him wrong. I mean, I love Sina. Does he need the belt? No. I think my theory is is because you remember when John, no, fuck that guy.
Starting point is 01:46:43 You remember when John had the United States title and he was doing like open challenges and he was kind of making the belt special again? Yeah. I think that's why they're setting up this match. I think it's a match John's going to definitely lose but I think it's just more
Starting point is 01:47:00 to build up Austin Okay I mean if it's gonna help his career I mean all right I'm it's not like Sina needs it And plus I know you're gonna love seeing him Say a town down on the biggest stage
Starting point is 01:47:16 I want to see those shoulder blocks And then every the five knuckle shuffle And oh you want to see all the five moves I do huh That's what I want to see You want to see I know everybody that punch
Starting point is 01:47:33 what was it called that little martial arts super punch thing did did he still do that I don't know I just remember
Starting point is 01:47:46 he was he was kind of having fun with it because he was like I got six moves of doom now and I was like okay you you know
Starting point is 01:47:53 you know what's going on I want Thugganomics to come back and that's what I want he came back for a second what was that when he was wrestling when they did the stupid fun house match or whatever the hell that was, that was terrible.
Starting point is 01:48:07 No, I want to see, I want to see Austin come out, or Austin Theory come out into Thogonomics gimmick. And someone needs to jump the rail and charge him. I'm not saying any of you guys should, but that somebody. I won't. I don't think I could get that close. I mean, shout out to security at any of these things. If you're up way in the nosebleeds, you're staying up in the nosebleed.
Starting point is 01:48:35 Now, I'm thinking about it, don't jump the rail and attack the wrestlers and say you heard the rest of the return has told you to do it. That's what I said. I'm not telling you to do it. If you do it, that's on you. And expect that ass beating. You saw when Triple H in them beat the shit about what kind of jumped in the ring. Or even, I was watching that one match.
Starting point is 01:48:58 shout out to the late great Eddie Guerrero oh when the guy tried to push the ladder Eddie was fucking him up Eddie I miss you Don't Dominic you're not channeling Eddie Guerrero you're disrespecting
Starting point is 01:49:15 the great Eddie Guerrero You don't like when he does a little shimmy No I don't man I hate it I hate it He's got the He's got the He's got the mullet going on
Starting point is 01:49:28 yeah he does oh come on come on ray where are you man get in there if he was supposed to come out the real rebel never came out I thought he got beat up or something in the back but
Starting point is 01:49:40 he should fight at WrestleMania he should come out with Chavo and he said that'd be awesome yeah I'm coming out with my my real father's brother is coming to the ring with me fuck
Starting point is 01:49:54 come out in a low rider too but all right everyone on to the main event which i didn't think was going to be much because i was like man roman reasons beat the hell out of sammy zane had not a sammy zane fan but after this match my hat goes off to sammy zay he's in better shape than i am because i was looking at i was like you know he ain't all super buff or anything again he's way billion times better shape than i am just a fat guy behind a microphone but this match well the elimination
Starting point is 01:50:30 I already said they graded that one in a the undisputed the W.W.E. Universal Championship main event match Roman Reigns, the tribal chief against Sammy Zane. This was built up. We knew this was going to happen but for some reason
Starting point is 01:50:46 I thought it was going to be him against one of the Uso's which I'm sure we'll probably see at some point. But this one man they were hyping this one up so much and if you guys remember that the, the backlash between the Uso's of Jay leaving the bloodline. I don't know. I'm a Jimmy guy. I love Jimmy.
Starting point is 01:51:10 I want the together tag team? Awesome. But what's with this Jay just like kind of not? He's standing up to them, but then he's got like his shoulder and his head down like he's embarrassed. And I'm sorry I'm doing this, but I'm standing up for my friend. I don't know. I mean, it's a script.
Starting point is 01:51:31 It's good story-town. He's conflicted. It's going against his family, but he's sticking up for his friend. All right. I don't know. My family is family. Blood is blood.
Starting point is 01:51:48 I don't know. Yeah, good storytelling. I mean, I think this storyline is awesome. I like what they're doing. When Roman was, was kind of a face and nobody was buying it. And then everyone's buying the heel
Starting point is 01:52:04 and the tribal chief and the head of the table. I know a lot of people buy it. But they still boo him still because, of course, he's a heel. But I think people just still hate Roman reigns. They just didn't like the push. The Vince was giving him. I was always a Roman rain fan.
Starting point is 01:52:21 They're booing him for the right reasons now. Especially in Canada. Sammy Zane is from there. That place was loud and they did they did the one thing I was saying they had to do they had to because Sammy's music they kind of remixed it a little bit with his the way he was doing like his little conspiracy gimmick I was saying I was telling myself when he comes out they better have his old theme music and they did and that fucking crowd
Starting point is 01:52:53 went crazy yeah I like that I don't like when they remix or change their music. Seth Rones, I don't like what they did to his music. I liked it when it was just straight, fast beat, guitar,
Starting point is 01:53:08 burn it down. I loved all that. I don't know what the hell they didn't do it to him. When he turned into the Monday, and Messiah and all that shit changed, I was like, oh, come on.
Starting point is 01:53:15 Well, it's kind of weird now because he's supposed to be a heel, but now he has a theme song that everybody sings along to. I don't know. And they changed Finn Baller's song, too. When he does,
Starting point is 01:53:25 well, it does a judgment day thing, but when he does, come out when everyone was hooting and singing and throwing their hands in the air. I mean, they don't even do that. But I loved the little shield remix that Roman was using in the beginning when he started doing all this. But now, of course, we knew that was going away because he had to change it. He took off the vest and everything.
Starting point is 01:53:51 I like the black pants on. I like his music now. It kind of feels like he's the final boss. kind of comes out there and it's kind of epic and then he gets to the one part of the part of the song when you know it's time to raise the titles and the one finger in the air
Starting point is 01:54:10 I don't know I mean I'm still I still have my place at the table I'm done for a role but for me since I first found out about him Indies, NXT, all that I was always on board and when the shield came along I was fully on board I still got my shield shirts, my shield sweatshirt, everything. I didn't go as far as buying the little black gloves or whatever.
Starting point is 01:54:39 But I still love Roman Rains. He gets them on there sometime with all this tribal chief shit. But you're not down with the island of relevancy. If I'm right there next to them, hell yeah, I'm down, man. And sitting at home, I'm kind of like, all right, man. Just get in the ring and beat these guys. But Sammy, I just didn't really care for him. But when he got involved in all the bloodline, I was like, really?
Starting point is 01:55:08 Where is this going? And this is where it's going. And this is at the end of Sammy. He's going to keep going. I think this fight's going to go on for a little while. Because I knew he wasn't going to win. I just knew it would be more of bragging rights. Because Sammy was bringing it to roll.
Starting point is 01:55:27 during this match. I made my hat's off to Roman for him selling everything he was doing. And Sammy was getting the shit beating out of him. But he was doing the same thing. He was kicking that ass too. So I was all about it. And it was a good back and forth too. And Roman was selling the heel gimmick too because he was talking shit to his wife,
Starting point is 01:55:50 talking about I tried to make us all one family and he ruined it. I loved him. I was like, you guys are really selling this story. I like that Sammy's wife was there. That was cool. But I mean, to each his own, maybe these wrestlers explain it to their kids when they're there.
Starting point is 01:56:11 Oh, his daughters look like they were having a good time watching their dad get their ass kicked. Because that one when it was back in the attitude era when somebody was beating the hell out of McFoly. and his kids was there. It was the rock. Yeah. His chair shops. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:56:30 And they were fans of the rock, but they were, I don't think he told him, hey, we're just playing. I'm okay. I don't think he told his wife, because she was freaking out too. They were like terrified of what was going on to their father by someone that they loved. But I'd like to hear what they think now. I'm sure they're like in their 20s or 30s. but this back and forth, man, I thought it was awesome, both of them.
Starting point is 01:57:01 I mean, Sammy, he was at a fight, and he did it. And the back and forth, like you said, with the pinning, like, okay, this is it, this is it. Both of them, well, we knew fucking Roman Ring wasn't going to get pinned. But all those times that Sammy got pinned and kicked out of it, oh, man, me and my son were going off. We didn't watch it until Sunday, because we were, we were out of town Saturday and I
Starting point is 01:57:26 tried to stay off all on my social media because I didn't want to, I didn't want anything to ruin it for me and I made it until I watched it without anybody spoiling anything. But this match, I knew
Starting point is 01:57:42 who was going to win. I just wanted a good, a good show and we got it. Because CBSports.com gave this an A. I had given it an A plus because I was, I was on board with everything that happened in this match. Yeah, just like you said, you knew who was going to win, but they told this story to where
Starting point is 01:58:04 you, even though you knew who was going to win, you were still rooting for Sammy to somehow like pull it out. Would I, I would have been shocked and surprised that if Sammy would have won, but I was kind of thinking, if Sammy is going to get to some point to where he's going to win, I'm someone was going to come in and ruin it, stop it, interfere, or whatever. I mean, Jimmy jumped into action
Starting point is 01:58:33 at some point. Even Jay came in. I don't know. Jay came out of nowhere. He must have came through the crowd. Yeah, I was like, were you under the ring for an hour or something? Because it was like he just did some magic and poof. He was there. And yeah, he was doing
Starting point is 01:58:49 that thing you were talking about, the the shoulder head down thing. Yeah, I liked when Excuse me When Sammy was getting roughed up right in front of his family And Roman was talking shit To his wife like you said Like yeah, he was a part of family and all this
Starting point is 01:59:10 And it looks like it was his wife, his kids And I don't know Maybe some brother or family member Yeah, I think most of that role right there was his family Even when they got to the corner there was I don't know if there were family or just fans that were just talking hell of shit it was an old man old grandpa he was talking hell and the shit to them and then those stupid ass guys with the with the belts but they kind of stayed away from that corner it was like
Starting point is 01:59:38 every chance I don't know who those guys were but every chance they got those belts were on camera yeah bro probably talked to them later after the show yeah I'll beat your ass in the party like to take those belts but yeah man Like we said, man, the back and forth, it's probably the longest wrestler returns ever, everyone's sorry. But the back and forth with this match was amazing. It was awesome. I mean, did they do spectacular moves?
Starting point is 02:00:09 Their moves, but a little bit better. And it's a little harder to sell it to us to like, to where I was like, he's not getting up. He's not getting up after that. And Sammy kicked out. time. Oh, and Sammy even busted out the
Starting point is 02:00:31 Superman punch. He even did the cock. I wanted him to do the who. I was waiting for that. But if you did notice, usually the crowd
Starting point is 02:00:46 is behind him no matter what, even if they're bullying and they all said, like nobody said it. It was a couple of people. I still think it's a pre-played, pre-recorded track when it happens, but I don't know. It could be wrong because nobody really did it. It was kind of quiet. And I was like the quietest I've ever seen when he does that. But what I also loved about this, other than the back and forth, like we said already,
Starting point is 02:01:14 how Roman was selling all the moves when Sammy was beating the hell out of him. even I mean this didn't seem like a match because when they they spent a lot of time on the outside and the ref never tried to count them out it's like he just let
Starting point is 02:01:34 them beat the hell out of each other so I thought that was cool giving Roman time to keep talking to Sammy's wife I did love when Sammy ran over there and kissed his wife I thought that was really cool
Starting point is 02:01:49 but then some people go That's why he lost. She jinks him. I was like, oh, come on, everybody. Those are the super duper diehard wrestling. Yeah, he wasn't going to win or else it would have, because they put, they put themselves in a position because people wanted Sammy to win, but they still want Cody to win too.
Starting point is 02:02:13 Prediction, WrestleMania. Do you think he's going to win? Cody? Yeah. Yeah. Huh. I don't know. I, if he doesn't win.
Starting point is 02:02:25 and Cody. Which, which belt are they fighting for? Both. Okay. But, I mean, there still is the rumor that the Sammy thing's not done. And I don't know if they're going to do it. They're probably not.
Starting point is 02:02:40 But there was a rumor going that he was, Roman was going to defend a different belt. One to Sammy one night and then the next night, the other one to Cody. Hmm. I don't think they're going to. I don't know. everyone keeps saying the rock's going to come in
Starting point is 02:03:01 no Hollywood but I don't know we'll see if he comes in cool but I I'm gonna predict it now we are going to get Roman in the rock but we're going to get it at SummerSlam that's not the biggest stage of the world we got we're on rocks time
Starting point is 02:03:21 we're not in WWE's time is he in the new the next fast and furious no he's he's not working with ben diesel unless it's like they're keeping it a surprise because they're fucking bringing everyone back even even what's her name that died is coming back
Starting point is 02:03:42 a wonder woman she did I said this all these movies blend together yeah remember she fell out of the doctor the oh yeah okay she's like disappeared and they never went to go look for her body they're going to say that's why she was alive
Starting point is 02:04:04 the longest runway ever yeah I remember that part is that what my girl is that my girl threw out what's her name out of the airplane yeah and then the next movie she beat up ronda apparently Michelle Rodriguez can beat up all the top MMA fighters
Starting point is 02:04:24 she's Michelle Rodriguez she's Emrah that's my girl I know you've seen the new trailer where she's flying through the air doing drop kicks. Oh, hell yeah, I did. I was, ooh. I didn't really watch the whole last one. Yeah, I didn't watch the last one. Because when everyone said that they went to space,
Starting point is 02:04:41 that kind of turned me off and they didn't really see that part. Yeah. Plus it was 10 hours long and I fell asleep. It's stupid, but they're fun. They're just stupid fun movies. So. And Big Boy bugs the shit out of me. Yeah, the new one, though, from what I understand,
Starting point is 02:05:03 him and Vin Diesel, they're cool, but they're just not working with each other no more. Come on, Rock, you better than that. Or give us another Hobbs and Shaw. What's his name's back for Fast 10? That's Statham. Yeah, I saw that. I'm cool. I mean, I thought Hahn died.
Starting point is 02:05:25 Why? He's still running around it. I was that his brother. You got a, I guess you got to finish nine. Okay. At first I remember when they brought it back and I was like, I think I don't know which one it was. I was like, did he die? But I guess apparently that was before Tokyo drift.
Starting point is 02:05:45 Watch nine. They'll explain it. But at the same time, you're going to be like, well, that's fucking stupid. It's all it all got stupid soon as they became international spies or whatever the hell they are now. Everyone keeps saying this one. They're supposed to be going back to a street. raised. I know I'm supposed to talk about wrestling, but I don't know. I mean, what's his name?
Starting point is 02:06:05 Looks badass as the villain, though. Um, Moa? Aquaman. Yeah, I'm with it. You got a, Luke Starly's still there. Yeah, Captain Marvel's in there. Oh, yep. Um, I'm down. Speaking of that, I'm ready for, I'm ready for the Marvels. Yeah. I thought they, they were supposed to drop the trailer for Super Bowl. Uh, did you see Ant man?
Starting point is 02:06:29 No. I'm, I'm, I'm, I, I'm, I'm going to try to go this weekend. I'm curious because the Rotten Tomato, the critic score is the lowest rated Marvel movie ever, but the audience score is like an 85, 87, something like that. Yeah, Theo goes, it was okay. It wasn't the best one out of the three. And I was like, uh, I don't know. I think I talked about it on the horror returns.
Starting point is 02:06:55 I think after endgame, that's what everybody expects every Marvel movie to be on that level and they don't understand this is building up to something new and just kind of go into it and have fun but what do I know I'm into it I mean I was into black Adam speaking of the rock and everyone hated it but yeah that was that was a fun ass movie and yeah we're not we're not going to get a sequel nope and Superman just came in and kissed it and left because he ain't in it anymore Yeah, somebody told him to quit the Witcher. You're going to be Superman again. And then he came back for spoiler end credit scene.
Starting point is 02:07:38 And then they were like, oh, we don't need you no more. Dude, I jumped out of my seat. Again, I'm supposed to be talking about wrestling. But I jumped out of my seat when Henry Cowell came walking out. I was like, oh, my God. I almost started crying. Oh, man, never never, nope. That's it.
Starting point is 02:07:54 Sorry, boys and girls. But anyway, speaking of Robert Raines, He wasn't that last fast and fear. No, he was in Hobbs and Shaw, right? Yeah, he did the, he did the, ooh, ha. And he did the Samoan draw. Yeah, he did. I like that movie.
Starting point is 02:08:09 It was stupid, man. I know everyone hated it. I thought it was good. I liked it. Because I just love the way Rock and Jason Statham go out of each other. But then he was supposed to be a guy because he killed on. But I don't know, I guess I got to finish the last one. But anyway, back to the match.
Starting point is 02:08:26 when Sammy's in and Roben Rames got him to the top rope and he gave him that was the sunset flip is out yeah Sammy man awesome cool that they did it but don't
Starting point is 02:08:43 take long to do it get up there and do it fast they kind of spent a little too long of a time up there punching each other in the ribs in the back but you weren't expected. Sammy did it. And the way Romans slammed onto his back, I'm surprised he kicked out. Even Sammy Zane's wife was all shocked that he kicked out of it. So I mean, she was,
Starting point is 02:09:09 every time the camera went to her, I don't know if they told, look, hey, babe, every time, just assume the cameras are on you and sell it like it's the greatest thing or you're scared or whatever, because she was screaming, covering her mouth, covering her eyes. And, and, everything when all this was going on. I loved how Sammy every time he'd something hard happened to him, he'd staggered around like he couldn't stand.
Starting point is 02:09:38 The only thing, I mean, don't get me wrong, Sammy Zane, he's an awesome performance and everything, but I don't like this wild man look that he, that he was going on. I liked him when he had the short hair and the little hat and everything when he'd come dancing into the ring. But Roman
Starting point is 02:09:54 picked him up Sammy's just slammed him hell hard, but Sammy kicked out of it. I looked like he came down on his ear hell hard. He looked like he was holding his ear because he popped. I don't know if he popped the ear drum or whatever. Really quick, there was, they were on the outside of the ring, and Sammy tried to dive through the bottom of the second rope. Did he catch like a screw or something on the turn buckle?
Starting point is 02:10:23 Yeah, that scratch on his stomach. Yeah Yeah, he caught something And scraped himself Well, I'm glad it was just a scrape Because you don't know what's under those turnbuckles I mean obviously those ropes are Or steel
Starting point is 02:10:40 Or whatever there is There's a covering around him Yeah, he was pulling out an old school move I haven't seen him doing a while When he jumps between the turnbuckles Yeah He caught something And he had that huge scrape
Starting point is 02:10:54 I'm glad that's all it was. It looked like it hurt. I'm glad that's all it was because it could have been something sticking out and it could have been worse and just sliced him open. Because that was a good seven or eight seven inch scratch down his chest. I was like, damn. But it didn't stop him, man. He kept going.
Starting point is 02:11:18 He kept the party moving. I loved when Roman Ray's tried to run and give him a Superman punch. but when he dove in the air, Sammy caught him and then picked him up and slung him backwards and threw Roman Raines into the into the corner. But then Sammy Zane ran to the other corner and took too long setting up
Starting point is 02:11:39 because he went running full speed and Roman Reins gave him the Superman punched and knocked him down. But after them just beating the hell out of each other back and we're going to the end. Roman Range was pretty, beat up and dumbass Paul Heyman got in the ring. I was like me.
Starting point is 02:12:03 You're talking about, wait, you talking about later on or? Yeah, later. When he jumped in the ring and started punching, uh, Kevin Owen. Yeah. I was like, it looks like one of my little nieces coming in trying to fucking hit me. Because I was waiting for him to come in at some point. other well Jimmy came in interfered oh yeah that was a
Starting point is 02:12:30 they came in first Jimmy came in interfered but he got he got roughed up Sammy beat the hell out of him threw him out of him out of yeah Roman was about to hit Sammy Zane
Starting point is 02:12:46 with the with the chair but let me let me go back really quick the ref took out two refs yeah they killed two ruffs the first one was an Asian gentleman he got roughed up and he fell out and the other guy and he fell out of the ring
Starting point is 02:13:04 they would be there a lot of everybody this match Eric my son asked me he goes do the reps get paid a little more if they got to get into the act I said I guess if you're going to take a hard bump I don't know
Starting point is 02:13:22 I don't know how that works but yeah Seth Rorland Sammy's ain't booted when he booted Jimmy out off the off the ring so Roman came in with a spear
Starting point is 02:13:38 but then he kicked out of it and I love how Roman just sits there holding his head and can't believe that Sammy keeps kicking out and said how much
Starting point is 02:13:52 how much strength that Sammy has because that's when Robo starts yelling at I give you everything you're my brother you know
Starting point is 02:14:01 we're supposed to be like this this you and me oh come on you said this you've been you've been saying this for I don't know how long you were nothing before
Starting point is 02:14:14 I brought you in I wouldn't say it was nothing but I think this kind of brought him up a little. This is Roman's words, not my. But yeah, when he was getting ready to hit Sammy with the chair,
Starting point is 02:14:32 that's what Jay came out of nowhere. He got the ring. I liked when they were slamming each other back and forth. No, the crowd was all. Because dumbass Paul Hamer was the one to pull the chair out and threw it in the ring.
Starting point is 02:14:50 And he was about to SWAT. He got to, Romney got the chair from Paul Heyman. Shout out to the person that was holding up Ronnie the limbo driver cut out. For you Howard Stern fans. He was a,
Starting point is 02:15:06 he turned around. I knew something was going to happen or somebody was going to come out because Roman was taken too long to turn around with that chair. And when he turned around, Jay came walking into the ring. And Roman was,
Starting point is 02:15:21 oh, Oh, shocked and Jay's doing that side eye, head down, look, and Roman starts yelling at him. I was waiting for Jimmy to come running in and do something. Jimmy got, he got a louva kicked out of the whole thing because you just didn't see him no more. He was laying on the side dead. Thinking he was back at home with Naomi. I'm sorry, Trinity. She's not Naomi no more.
Starting point is 02:15:56 He was going to try to give the chair to Jay, but some of this went on a little too long. Because when this match started, I was like, shit, we've still got like an hour left. I was like, what are they going to do? But, I mean, other than they spent a ton of time going back and forth, I thought that was awesome. And of course, I knew what was going to happen at the end. It was going to take some time. But when he gave Jay the chair, and then we knew what was going to happen because Roman starts walking up to Sammy. He's got to stop turning his back on people with chairs.
Starting point is 02:16:34 I know. I mean, just because he's a part of your family. And but Jay was taking out. I was like, this part was going a little too long. I was like, come on, come on, man. Do something. But then Jay's like just slowly holding it, side eyeing him. And Roman started to yell at it.
Starting point is 02:16:50 He could easily take him. out with the chair but he doesn't he just kind of gets mad and Roman takes the chair away from from Jay and he just stands there and then he starts pushing them around in the head
Starting point is 02:17:04 they're just cousins right yeah he's they they're like him and Jimmy Jay and Roman are like I think like the same age so they grew up like brothers yeah because I seen those pictures of them when they were young.
Starting point is 02:17:23 So when Romans... Somehow solos the little brother. Okay. Well, Romans over there pushing Jay. He turns his back on Sammy. Sammy gets up, runs full speed, tries to spear Roman, but Roman jumps out of the way. He spears Jay.
Starting point is 02:17:41 Jay goes rolling out. He's dead on the side of the ring. And then Roman starts hitting Sammy Zane with the chair. And they keep... The camera keeps going back and forth on his wife and his son. And I believe that's his daughter, too, and whoever else is with him. And Sammy Zane's back is just red from all this ass beating. So he spears Sammy Zane one more time.
Starting point is 02:18:09 It starts to pin him. There comes the second ref. No, the first ref. He comes back to life and he times into the rig. And he pins. he pinned Sammy and the crowd was quiet. I mean, there was a couple of cheers,
Starting point is 02:18:28 but it was just like, it was more shock. Again, we knew how it was going to end, but I'm sure the Montreal crowd thought it was going to be a different way because this is his home crowd. But Roman is just like laying there,
Starting point is 02:18:46 or just sitting there like, shaking his head. Sammy is just laying there. the crowd is arms crossed mad nobody cheering i'm surprised out they didn't start with the fuck you chance again but i was just like ah but then usually it's like okay now now this is it it's over and all that but jimmy comes back to life and he he brings in the action romans is uh telling him stuff so jay's about to to go to work on sammy because he climbs on top of him starts punching him in the face and everything
Starting point is 02:19:22 This is when I thought Jay was going to, yeah, Jay was going to come sliding in. But then as Jimmy's beating the shit-ass Sammy Zane's, Kevin Owens' music hit. I was all excited. I was hoping. He was going to come running in from outside of the ring, but he just comes walking in. I like this shirt, his Kevin Owens, Montreal shirt. But some of the crowd didn't care for him because they weren't cheering as loud. but Jimmy jumps out of the ring
Starting point is 02:19:52 and Kevin Owens beats the hell out of him, slams him around, and then he gets into the ring and goes after Roman. So I assume this is going to start because Kevin Owens like spears Roman and then starts punching him in the face. He picks him up. Stuns him, boom, he goes down.
Starting point is 02:20:09 And this is a dumbass, Jimmy jumps back in the ring. He stuns him. He sold him pretty good because he bounced out of the ring. Okay. He picks up Kevin over jumps out of the rim. He picks up Jimmy and power bombs him, pops up power bombs him onto the announce table.
Starting point is 02:20:32 He should have threw him on Corey's dumbass. He gets out and he walks over, gets a chair. You see Paul Heyman walking around. He jumps back in the ring. He's about to hit Roman rains, but this is when Paul Heyman jumps into the ring. Oh, fat starts punching
Starting point is 02:20:54 Samira, Kevin Owens in the back with those dumb-ass little punches. And then Kevin Owens didn't even phase him. He just turns around. Hella slow. I thought he was going to hit him with the chair. But he's going back and forth the screaming, but no, come on.
Starting point is 02:21:14 Paul Hayman, man, how long you've been in the business? And you couldn't sell this? stunter? Well, he's selling the effects on Raw. He showed up with a neck brace. He did not sell it
Starting point is 02:21:30 good at all. He only took to one knee and they just stumbled backwards. He's a big guy. He's older now. Come on. You got to be careful when you fall out. Because after he got stunned, he just rolled out of the ring
Starting point is 02:21:45 and he's dead. so Kevin Oans was about to F up Roman Rains but he kind of sidesteps Sammy comes back to life and runs over and gives him a boot gives Roman a boot to the face and that's pretty much it Kevin Oads is there
Starting point is 02:22:03 I still waiting for them to go at it again because I've said this a billion times on this show that match they did NXT was amazing Kevin Oins and Sammy Zane when he almost killed Kevin Owens almost killed Sammy Zay. Well, you know, you know they're going to reunite and go after the tag titles. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:22:25 And then after that, that's when Samuel or Kevin will stab Samina back again. Roman Ray rolled out of the ring. And he walks up. I assume he picked up Jimmy and Paul Heyman. And they got the hell out of there because Kevin Owen starts walking out. And they're already gone. Jay just disappeared just like he appeared in the ring just instantly. Probably rolled under the ring.
Starting point is 02:22:54 He's hiding there that couldn't come out until everyone was gone. It's got to be like a trap door under there that goes somewhere. Because Kevin Owens came in and it did help him, but it didn't seem like they, like he wanted to. I think, I don't know. Yeah,
Starting point is 02:23:11 I think the story's going somewhere. I think it was more so he was good for the whole, handcuffing them to the ropes and beating them with the chair. Oh, that's right. Usually it would have been over by now, but no, they had to give Sammy his love. It was weird. It was like we were saying goodbye to Sammy. Yeah, I was like, no, this ain't the Andrew.
Starting point is 02:23:34 He can't go through one of his biggest pushes ever. And then, all right, now I'm done. No. He's got to enjoy. He was getting emotional. He was getting emotional. He waves to the crowd. And then he's just like, what are we doing here?
Starting point is 02:23:52 I know it's not goodbye. No, I thought he was going to cry or something. It looked like he was about to and his wife screaming, I love you. And all right, everyone, that's it. And there was over with, I never watched any of the after math interviews. Did you watch any of that?
Starting point is 02:24:09 I think I caught some of it. I think he just basically was talking about how you felt like he let everybody down. and this was his moment and I think that's the only part I caught. Let no one down. We knew how it was going to end. Yeah, because I was reading
Starting point is 02:24:27 this one article saying they don't feel like he's a main event type guy. I'm just kind of like, if the story is right, anybody can be a main event guy. This was
Starting point is 02:24:49 awesome. I mean, I thought it was, I thought it was a good main event for this pay-per-view. I mean, all these are going to lead into WrestleMania. So I think it's going to be an awesome show. I still don't like the two-night thing, but okay, get more of our money and everything. So, but, yeah, everyone, that was Elimination Chamber. Again, this is probably the longest wrestling return with ever done. You're going to get two, maybe four hours of WrestleMania, because that's two nights,
Starting point is 02:25:26 which I won't, probably won't go this long. But if I'm there, we'll probably get more wrestling returns. So cross your fingers, everyone, that I'm there, because I will do some stuff there. I did do a small little, I think it was wrestling returns when I was a SummerSlam, when it was me and my. When you were bothering the 49er fans? Yeah. I know we did a little small one there.
Starting point is 02:25:49 We had a good time. If I do go, cross your fingers, everyone, I will do more of that. And I will try to talk to a was that at your team stadium? That was not my team. That was that the stupid ass Las Vegas Raiders. Oh, that's right. Speaking of that, welcome to the baseball returns. The fucking, I don't know if it's true right now.
Starting point is 02:26:13 It's just news story for clicks or whatever. They're saying that my Oakland A's are going to move to Vegas. This has been the talk for, I don't know how many years right now, and they're still talking, oh, we're going to build a stadium in Oakland, but I don't know. So they're just moving everything out of Oakland. Yeah, the warriors went back to San Francisco. Warriors were, for those of you that don't know,
Starting point is 02:26:34 the warriors were in San Francisco first. And then they came over to Oakland. They were never the Oakland warriors. They were always just golden state. They're still golden state over in San Francisco. Because they built that new arena for them and all that. So good for them. I was never a basketball fan anyway, so I didn't care.
Starting point is 02:26:55 Now the A's Raiders left. Fuck them. They suck anyway. Anyway, and fuck you, Derek Carr. This is the town. If you're a Raiders fan, if you're a real Raiders fan, if you're an Oakland Raiders fan, you'll feel like me. But they're all Raider Nation.
Starting point is 02:27:11 Shut up. I'm Oakland Raiders Nation. Not that of the bullshit. fake bullshit that went to L.A. then to Vegas. But if the A's leave, it looks like they're getting ready to build a stadium. There's plenty of room down there.
Starting point is 02:27:26 Cool. So go for it. But I don't know. We'll still see. It's still not a done deal yet. Question is, will you still be an A's fan? Hell no. I'm not a British fan. If I'm going to, yes, I went to Washington for the Seahawks. I'm part of
Starting point is 02:27:41 the Seahogs now. You're going to be a Mariners fan? Hell no. I had to keep it West Coast and I'm still going to keep a killer Cali. I'll never be a Giants fan. One side of the bay only. Giants, that's for suckers. If you're a Giants fan, you ain't got more rings than us.
Starting point is 02:27:58 Oakland A's, that is. Nah, I'm going to go down south because everyone was going to be a Giants fan. Fuck, no, I'll never be a Giants fan. Never be a 49er fan. A Santa Clara 49er fan. I'll never be in that either. That's my mom and dad and all. then. I kept it real
Starting point is 02:28:17 Oakland. I won't be an Anaheim fan. I won't be a Padres fan. I am going to go with the Giants rival team. The Los Angeles Dodgers. All my friends already know that. And if you listen to the East Society, you know
Starting point is 02:28:33 that too. But we're here for the Horror Returns Network. The Oakland Aids leave me and go to Vegas. Fuck them. But will I go to that stadium for a game? Of course I will. I already went to Raiders Stadium for SummerSlam. Nice stadium.
Starting point is 02:28:49 I can give it that, but fuck the Raiders. I should you not, dude. It wasn't the best football stadium I've been into was Dallas Cowboys. That was amazing in there for WrestleMania. I had a good time. Raiders stadium, it's cool. It looks neat. I was standing out. I remember
Starting point is 02:29:07 just seeing the pictures, but looking, when we went to SummerSlam, standing outside, looking at it. It looks cool. It looks cool from the air as well when you fly over it. go to the airport, the big old black ring. They call it the Death Star. That's not the Death Star. Fuck y'all, you, they call it that. Death Star blew up. So the second one. It's cool inside. It looks nice.
Starting point is 02:29:29 It was hot outside. I was standing there and sweating. I thought I was going to die when we were going in. But it was nice and cool inside. Plenty of space. It was good. At some point, WrestleMania will be there. and I will be there. I'll go there for wrestling advance or concerts or whatever. If I go to a football game, I'll go.
Starting point is 02:29:52 I'm at the 40. You have to see the Cawks play in there at some point. But the thing is, the tickets are a billion dollars. So I don't know. But I have been in there. I thought it was a really cool stadium. But fuck the Raiders. And if the A's leaving again, fuck you guys too.
Starting point is 02:30:07 But we'll see. But with that, everyone, that was Elimination Chamber. All two hour, two and a half hours of it. Yeah, you got elimination chamber. You got some fast and furious. You got a baseball talk. He got everything. We're going to be back.
Starting point is 02:30:26 If you guys listen to our prayer for the roll boys, right on. Thank you. We've got the principal coming next for that as well as we still got to do enter the ninja for we start our ninja action returns. Yeah, the Canon Ninja trilogy. Yep. So get ready for that. Oh, you watched the plane? I got to finish it.
Starting point is 02:30:53 Okay. We might have to bonus that one because I like that. You know they're doing a sequel called Ship. What was he going to be? He's going to be a ship, a boat captain now? Well, the one guy is coming back. Luke Cage. Okay.
Starting point is 02:31:13 I guess he can be trying to get on a boat and maybe he's trying to get back to America and pirates take over. I don't know. If you guys saw a plane, you know how awesome that movie was. Is it a third one going to be called train? Ah, no. That train Under Siege 2 didn't
Starting point is 02:31:28 work out with Steven Seagall and Ricky, whatever his name is. That was terrible. Did we do Under Siege yet? No. All right. I'll do that one. Don't do the second one unless we just do it for shits and giggles because that second one was horrible.
Starting point is 02:31:47 Have we done any Segal movies? No, because I think he's a, just my opinion, everybody, I think Stephen Seagal's a big piece of shit. Of course he is, but I like the first 80s, 80s shit. Yeah, his first few movies are pretty good, but if you want to watch his newer stuff or his later stuff, go to go to Jason Brantz. YouTube channel
Starting point is 02:32:13 he reviews bad movies and he fucking hates Steven Schaul Oh Those deep He watches Horror one he tried to do With the vampires or something
Starting point is 02:32:25 Yeah they did that one on there Oh I couldn't even I did got like 45 minutes in I think I think they quit Watching a movie halfway through Well I quit that one
Starting point is 02:32:38 Because I couldn't I was just this is terrible I mean, you just get old and let your hair go gray or let it fall out. I remember everybody freaked out when he came up here to film that one movie. The one with the, it was like, the oil one on the land. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:32:58 The oil one on the land. Yeah. And he was, I heard he wasn't well like with the native Alaskans up here. Oh, he fucking thought he was, he was talking like, yeah,
Starting point is 02:33:10 he was talking like he. knew what was going on and he'll beat your ass I can give you that I wouldn't talk I can talk shit now because he's not here but I mean he is the real deal is he as fast as he was probably not but I'm sure if he got old he'll whoop your ass
Starting point is 02:33:25 but yeah what's his name said he wants to fight him who Michael Jai White oh Michael Jai White beat his ass I see that's too I've seen that video with him and um what's his nuts
Starting point is 02:33:39 rest in peace Um, street brawler or backyard brawler. Oh, uh, Kimbo. Yeah, Kimbo slice. That one, I guess it was that one prison movie they filmed. Bone. And yeah, and, uh, blood and blood, he was doing that here, man, try to hit my hand. And he was doing it, but then I, it was some kind of video like that.
Starting point is 02:34:05 Yeah, I know what you're talking about. Michael Jai White's the real deal. I don't care what anyone says, are all those movies good? No. I did like Spawn. Yeah, we did it and we tore it apart. But it was, I liked his other ones, everything. And you got to start somewhere with Toxic Avenger 2.
Starting point is 02:34:23 So, but now we're rambling, everyone. But anyway, yeah, welcome. Welcome back to this and that and everything. So go over to the Hortarreturner.com for everything dealing with the network. Listen to the latest episode and then going over to the SkaterNez podcast network and listen to the last six episodes that we dropped for you guys all in a row in one week. So I don't want to hear anyone complaining that we're not doing anything. We didn't give anything this week because if you listen to the last episode.
Starting point is 02:34:56 Well, you guys do have a All-Star game. Break breakdown or what is it called? Check-in, NBA check-in. Yeah, the Zisor did his NBA check-in. So is that six? That's one, two, three, four, five. Yes, no six. No seven.
Starting point is 02:35:22 Yeah. We gave you two Last of Us breakdowns. I don't do that because I don't want to show. We gave you aliens commentary. We get you at the movies with Knock at the Cabin. Shout out to everyone to listen to that. And then a regular, full regular episode. And then we did a half-out.
Starting point is 02:35:39 episode 281 just to put something out we did cover something but wasn't the good 10 hour show like we always give you guys but we're giving you guys 10 hours here so but yeah we got more expect another a new East Society next week because shout out to my mother-in-law she went to live with the old ones and her services are this weekend so we're just trying to get ready for all of that but I want to thank my brother here for helping me through all this,
Starting point is 02:36:12 through this hard time. And for those of you that know my story, the reason why I started podcasting, because I lost someone that I loved dearly and I miss him every day. I was the main reason why I started podcasting to keep myself sane. And, yeah, my mother-in-law,
Starting point is 02:36:30 she passed away. Natural causes in her sleep. And, yeah, we're just getting ready for everything. Family and everything are coming into town. It's not going to be a same. It's sad if it's not going to be a sad time. She wanted a celebration. So she goes, she goes, I want a party.
Starting point is 02:36:47 I don't want a funeral. So it's going to be tough. It's been rough the past a week. And we're going to do our best and try to give her the party that she wants. So everyone, keep my family, Brise family, and your family all in our hearts because we're all here. Everyone that listens to the shows that we do, Brian and I do, thank you so much. It just makes me feel better to give you guys more. And all the rambling and bullshit that I say, it's all out of love and fun.
Starting point is 02:37:19 Don't take everything that I say seriously, everyone. These are all my thoughts. So, but. It's all entertainment. Yep. But with that, we will be back for more WrestleMania or more wrestling returns for you and everything else we got here. So just come back for more.
Starting point is 02:37:37 So until then, please be safe out there. And party on. And be good to each other.

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