The Horror Returns - The Wrestling Returns - WWE: Elimination Chamber (2023)
Episode Date: February 24, 2023This episode Brian and Nez take on all challengers in WWE's ELIMINATION CHAMBER. Join The Wrestling Returns on Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/614555330016037 Instagram - @the_...wrestling_returns Twitter - @the_w_returns Check out everything Horror Returns at: https://thehorrorreturns.com Join The Horror Returns Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1056143707851246 THR Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thehorrorreturns Join The Action Returns Facebook group. https://www.facebook.com/groups/841619946357776 Follow The Action Returns on IG and Twitter: Instagram: @theactionreturns Twitter: @action_returns Join the THR Presents: Stream Fiends Facebook Group. https://www.facebook.com/groups/3860579827402429 Follow THR Stream Fiends on IG: @thrstreamfiends
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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, welcome to another episode of the wrestling returns.
WWE Elimination Chamber has come and gone.
But before we get to it, I'm your host, Brian.
With me as always, my brother, Ness.
What's up, man?
Everybody were back.
What was the last one we did, Royal Lumble?
Yeah.
I thought there was always like a few.
pay-per-views before
WrestleMania, so we're going to get two
well, I guess it was some
NXT ones.
Yeah, it was a little NXT
and they usually had that
break before
WrestleMania, you know,
to set up all the
other matches.
Yeah, so we'll see.
There's a lot going on.
When we get to the main
event, that should have been
at WrestleMania, but
we'll see how that goes
but
elimination chamber
took place in Montreal
Canada
for some reason
someone said Montreal I just thought it was one of the
the northern states
of us I was like wait a minute
I was that's Canada
Sam Bezain's
hometown
it was good man
but I'll get I'll straight out
the gate man the Canadian crowd
WWE universe
they were hyped
I'm sure there was some of us
there as well but
they were going off all
night and there
there was no censoring well there was a couple
sensors with the wrestlers but
Ria said something and they
silenced it and I'm like why you
did you say the F word like the crowd was
yelling that was weird because
they clearly like
just bleep not even bleeped
out just muted it but you can hear the crowd especially with the Sammy and
Roman match you clearly hear them saying fuck you Roman and um what's his nuts um
mommy's man uh they they was they was on his ass the whole time oh man it was hilarious
but yeah the crowd any of our Canadian listeners if you
You guys were there.
Man, thank you.
You guys.
My son was,
he hadn't watched wrestling in a while.
He kind of wants to go to WrestleMania.
So he was sitting there watching,
he watched the men's elimination chamber,
and he watched the main event.
He popped in every now and then.
And when Brock was wrestling,
he's still wrestling?
I said, well, if you call it that,
but all right.
We get to that in a minute too.
But yeah, man,
they were hyped.
All of them.
I mean,
I've been to some people.
paper our house shows
WWE and everybody was hyped
There wasn't a lot of people there
But many people that were there, man
It's just especially in the Reno area
I mean I remember back when I first transferred to
Reno there was WWE like all the time
But then it just kind of died out and they just didn't do it
So when it did come back
There was a handful of people there
But the last two times it was
If it wasn't sold out it was pretty close to it
Because it was packed
in there. But this one,
I actually thought this was an awesome
pay-per-view. I thought every match
delivered.
I'm glad there wasn't a bunch of
exception of one match.
Tint delivered, my opinion.
Little unnecessary.
I was entertained
the whole time and I was laughing and having a good time.
But I always look forward
to the women's
matches.
And I always say it.
I mean, they go for it and they did.
And I kind of wish they started off with just a singles match
before they rolled into the elimination chamber,
but that's why you're there and they got to do two of them.
I'm happy that they do a women's and a men now,
because before it was just men and that was it.
Women got no love.
Maybe they, maybe they got a singles match
depending on whoever was hot at the time.
But this one, man, it was pretty good.
good, with the exception of one gal in there who I, beautiful, hot.
I hate her husband, but she gets on my nerves.
We'll get to her in a minute.
But the elimination chambers, for those of you, they're unsure of.
There's a big huge cage that pretty much has no give, goes around the ring.
And there used to be like steel on the outside, on the outside of the ring.
It was just like steel whatever, grates or whatever,
but now they stuck a mat over it.
Because I remember there was times where guys are just getting slammed on that.
And I'm like, even that, that mat is still like hard rubber.
I guess that's better than just hitting steel.
So, but I like what they do when they did this.
I think the last elimination chamber match that I remember,
well, it was the last couple.
It was before Sarah Logan got let go.
when she was going off when she climbed up on the top her and live morgan climbed up top and both
dove off at the same time uh and the i think it was the last years or the year before when uh my girl
the queen of spades shana baylor was just whooping ass and there was times where it's not like the
rumble where it was like every 90 seconds i think this is like goes a few minutes before somebody
comes in because there was times where i think it's five i think yeah shana just
Shannon was just standing there
not doing anything because she
eliminated everyone
and was just kind of walk around
and I'm like
is somebody not keeping track
of the time
so but
so with this mask
there's six women
there's four
they introduced the first four
they go into the chambers
and then
Liv Morgan she came out
first Natalia was second
the both of them start
oh no they were the last
two that came in. I think Oscar came out, Carmela,
Nikki Cross,
Michelle, Raquel Rodriguez,
then Natalia and Liv Morgan.
Natalia and Liv Morgan are the ones that,
the two that started it off and the other four
were in the chambers.
All right. Oscar,
I love her. Amazing, amazing,
Carmella,
hot, yes.
Queen of Staten Island or Princess of Staten Island,
whatever she calls herself.
Mela is money and all that nonsense.
I hate her husband
man I wanted one of those guys
just to beat Corey's ass
just for the hell
we'll get to that match
because he got close to him
but Nikki Cross
I love the ASH
I'm glad that she's back
to the crazy crazy
Nikki Cross
I don't know what the hell
she was doing
in the chamber
when she was sitting there
but I love how she always
comes in the rain
she just comes running in
and she's already
and hyped up and crazy
Raquel Rodriguez
awesome
I love
for tall, tall, beautiful brown sister.
And I was pushing for her.
But we'll get to her in a minute.
But Natalia and Liv Morgan kicked it all off.
Natalia is probably the OG out of all of them.
She's the vet.
They did give her a quick little run, but it was like really fast.
And it was like she won on a raw, not at a pay-per-view and didn't have the, just didn't.
I was happy
and
but they just really didn't
push her that much
I know she lost the belt
like quick
to new girls
I just
I like Natalia in the brain
I just
I hate when she gets on the mic
and says anything
it's just
it feels forced
especially like when she's a heel
and then she'll
she'll cut a promo
and then she'll finish it
and try to be like
ha ha ha ha ha
I'm like get out of here
I'm not buying
I love her to death
But what I said this before
If you guys are new to the show, welcome
What killed it for me
For for me was
Total Divas
Was what?
Cat ears
No,
I was all right with that
Okay
Total Divas
Because she's just cried and cried
And bitched and whined
About everything
Was that what they wanted her to do?
I've totally was totally scripted
But
if it was scripted
and she's not like that awesome
but oh my God
I just had a feeling that she was
and it just bugged the hell
and I mean
same thing with
Nikki
um
what the hell on me
Nikki and Brebella
oh
I was always about
Nikki because she's just
hella fine and hell of hot
Bree beautiful fine too
but that show ruined it for me
too
oh she was just bugging
I mean, it was that time when she was seeing Sina.
And she wanted to get married and have babies.
And it was like, I already did that.
I don't have time for all that.
Hey, he's like, see what happened to my last marriage?
I ain't doing that again.
Yeah, smart man.
So, but yeah, that show killed it me, killed it for me.
I was just, ah, couldn't handle it anymore.
I quit watching it.
I mean, well, I did like it when Rhonda and all them came on board.
But it just, I stopped.
I don't know.
I mean, Ronda, she has a mouth, and she could back it up, but that towards the end, she was getting a little too mouthy and she got her mouth shut.
But I still love her.
I love her when she's wrestling.
I had no problem with that.
Speaking of that, I need to watch the replays.
I miss the Smackdown with her and, uh, Shana going at it with, um, who were they going at it with Friday?
Um, oh, Shotsie and, um, Darren.
sorry if you guys if you guys hear a noise in the background my daughter's getting her hair done
so
the hair did yeah I know my grandkids are asleep they're in there cleaning the house
banging around putting things on the wall but it was a shot Csie and fuck who it was
I can't remember I want a shotty an elimination chamber they could have replaced a
fucking Carmelah our
Natalia was Shotsie.
Yeah, but like to get into the elimination chamber, I think you needed somebody like Carmela in there because she was playing that role real well, hiding in the pods.
And somebody would hit a finish around somebody and she would try to sneak in there and get the pen real quick.
I hear her.
I hate what she does that.
I mean, that's just like fucking Dominic.
That's what he does.
And if it wasn't Dominic, it's the Ms.
Speaking of the Mids, did you watch the All-Star game?
Yeah, it was a damn shame.
That shot didn't count.
Oh, man.
At first, Theo sent me the video, and I was like, well, I didn't even hear the buzzet.
I was just amazed and everybody was hyped.
Shout to Fat Joe.
He ran out there.
But, and then I watched it again.
I said, shit, the buzzer went off.
But it looked like he was, I don't know, the rules.
Does it have to be out of your hands before?
was it? Okay.
Usually in the replay, they go,
they look at the
the goal when the
when the light comes on.
I wasn't sure if it was like, if you're
in motion, it counts, but.
No, the ball. The ball was still
in his fingertips
when the, when the buzzer went.
So I thought it was good until I'd seen
the replay and I was like, damn, that's fucked
out. I don't know how far
half court is, but
I don't think I could have done it.
NBA that's as far.
Because he just
hugged it, two-handed,
straight and went in.
I don't even know if it hit the backboard.
I know, but it, whatever, it went in.
Everybody was juice,
but yeah, the rest came out.
Nope, no, no good.
I was like, ah.
Because at first,
Theo sent me the video.
And then I was thinking,
I don't think he's wrestling,
because if he was, I don't think he would have,
been there i mean in case he got heard or something but i don't know but he wasn't there so
anyway so all six of these women were in there ready to go live and your girl live morgan and
atalia got it going i'll live why they pushing her so hard i mean she deserves it man you got to
at least admit that she she gets in there and she works her hardest yeah she did man she took a lot of
hard bumps and she booted Natty pretty hard to the jaw.
I just want to know where's this thing going.
Where's where are they going with it, this whole like her enjoying pain and
getting put in submission holds and passing out smiling like she enjoys it.
Like are they trying to make her like a hardcore wrestler or what?
I don't know.
Just make it awesome.
So, man, Twitter was blown up.
I can't remember who it was.
I think it was, I think it was Liv and Natty at the beginning when, I think
Liv got Natty down and had her shoulders down, but her, like, face was like, right in her,
excuse my language, right in her asshole.
I was like, whoa, hey, it wasn't like she did it by accident.
she like previously shoved her face down that I was like oh right on
apparently this was the rated R show because the F bombs like we said
were flying all over the place when we get to react
I want to say she said something I could be wrong
when they were leaving the ring but when we get to it well they
they let her fly a couple weeks ago when she
she called someone a dickhead they let that one fly so I don't
know what she's saying now.
So I don't know.
I just thought that's what she said.
I couldn't tell.
I didn't really hear any backlash.
She used the,
I think I could be wrong,
everyone.
Don't quote me.
It looked like she said a derogatory word
towards gay people.
And it starts with an F.
I was like, whoa.
I was like,
is how what she said?
I wasn't sure,
everyone.
So don't,
don't come after me.
I could be wrong.
My eyes are old.
My ears are.
are going too.
So,
but yeah, in the beginning of this,
yeah, if it's five minutes,
live and Natty were going for it.
They were going hard slamming each other.
So I was giving it to them.
I thought I was waiting for Natty to do something
to where she was always going to cry.
But no, there was no crying this match.
After that boot to the face,
I thought she was because she kept holding her jaw.
Because you know when that's,
when they keep doing that throughout the match,
you realize, all right,
she really did take a hit.
But yeah,
she was getting thrown all over the place.
I think who came out first out of the pod?
Was it Raquel?
Yeah, Raquel.
Raquel, she's like six feet.
And she's a big guy.
I love her.
I wanted her.
Spoiler alert.
I wanted her to win.
But there was,
there was no love.
I mean, they're pushing her slightly, not, not too much, but yeah, I think they kind of fucked up her character when, when they called her out to the main roster.
They always do with everyone.
Because didn't she like, wasn't one of her first matches like with Rhonda?
Yeah.
Smackdown and Rhonda beat her in like 10 minutes or something.
I was like, this is not the, the monster that you were building up an NX.
he just kind of
the same thing when they brought up
carrying cross and they had him change
ring gear looking like
an extra in a
Mad Max movie and he got
beat by Jeff Hardy in like five minutes
I don't know I don't know why
they do that
wow
Raquel's bringing it to him
I'm watching this as we're going along everyone
I'm not going to do a play by play but
Raquel's just throwing Natty
and live all over the place
They'll care everyone.
I can't wrestle.
I'm just talking shit.
But the move that I hate the most is when they put,
female or male,
when they throw them in the corner,
and then they run and just like do a chest bump or whatever to them.
And whoever's in the corner acts like,
they got hurt the most.
I was like, oh, geez.
Anyone who does it, I hate it.
It doesn't matter.
I never really cared for it.
But with that,
being said I was at a
indie event and I was
right on the corner and
yeah that guy he came pretty
hard so I'll give him that
but uh Raquel
man she was beating the shit out
of Natty she picked her up on her shoulders
and was slamming her backwards onto the
onto the uh the chains of the
the sides and she
booted Natty and she gave her a big boot
to the face so she was
beating the hell out of her so that was
cool but when Nikki came in
And she was all hyped and crazy.
Oh, really quick.
The move that was awesome with Raquel, she had Natty on her back upside down.
And then she picked up, well, Laird just jumped in her arms.
But then Natty gave Raquel Rodriguez a sunset flip.
And it was so weak.
And it shouldn't have done the damage.
Did it look like?
Because, well, Raquel just basically just took a few steps back and then hit the cage and just slid down.
And acted like she got slammed him.
a hell of hard. I was like, all right, that doesn't work.
There's, there's a couple moves. I was just kind of, I think
later in the match,
Liv does a, she jumps off the top of the pod
into like a sunset flip power bomb on Raquel.
The only way she got it was because Raquel was standing on the
second turn buckle and just bent over for no reason
for like 15 seconds.
Yeah, they were
They were going hard
But yeah, they were
Take there was times where it was
Okay, they weren't saying this
But they're basically giving each other
Are you ready?
That time they might as well say, are you ready?
I'm ready.
All right, go.
Oh, man.
Nikki came in
And when she came
When she came in,
It was just nuts.
I mean, she comes in with her little, I don't know,
was leather vest jacket or whatever.
She didn't beat anybody with it this time.
I know.
I'm surprised she just,
I don't know what happened.
Maybe she bumped her head and became crazy again
because I wasn't really caught up on the whole show.
The ASH, man,
I don't know, maybe she just got tired of it.
I loved it.
I kind of like it because she's crazy again.
Carmela's the princess of Staten Island again
And you know a couple of the wrestlers I noticed are kind of going back to
You know what what they was when they when they was
Kind of getting noticed and I think that's a triple H is doing
I well Nicky's hers was it was was her idea so I was all right with that first I thought it was just somebody's
Hey you can do this now but no but I'm I love I love
I love her either way.
I love Nikki Cross, period.
But I do like the craziness because she does it good.
She's awesome.
And she's really short.
So it's she's always hyped up, Kraussed.
And I love her accent.
Where's she from?
Is she Ireland or Scotland?
She's Scotland, I think.
If we're wrong, I mean, no disrespect to anyone.
But I just love her.
I love how they always get set up when you know someone's going to go
on top of the pot.
how they all kind of bunched together.
Oh, we'll talk about that later.
But all the women are on one side.
Nikki's just beating the hell out of all of them because she's the freshest one.
And dumb Carmela is just getting all scared.
I love how Oscar was.
She was just in her pod just going for it.
Just could not wait to get out.
But once, I love Oscar either way.
but I
her makeup choices when she paints up her face it looks cool and everything but
I don't know I kind of like to just normal oscar but yeah this is this is just old
school yeah Japan oscar supposed to be crazy oscar but still same oscar in there
she still kicks ass Nikki's up on top of the pod cross body dc takes down Raquel natty
and live it was a good one it was perfect though she climbed up there didn't hesitate and just dove
well she took her jacket off and swung it around then dove off so she was good i would have liked
for the group to be at least like punching each other instead of just standing there standing there
all together yeah they should like be wrestling around all of a sudden and then someone all right and then
all of a sudden turn and catcher but they like that's why the camera guys didn't make speaking of camera guys
they were losing it for me on some angles.
Especially later when we get to another match
when they do a superplex off the top,
it was not a good camera angle.
I was like, come on.
Somebody do this.
I'm going to do the job.
You got like four or five guys standing around.
But the replay looked cool.
So whoever that guy was right on,
but the one that they showed live wasn't very good.
Yeah, so everyone's laying there on the,
after Nicky came off and crossbody.
everyone. And Carmela, hers opened
up. And yeah, like you said, she came running
in and tried to
cash in her
to pin everyone. Everyone
she tried to pin kicked out.
So now she's over at Oscar
trying to be all
crazy because Oscar's still in the pod.
But then
Nikki starts running after her and then
she jumps, Carmela jumps
back in her pod and then she gets
all scared and everything.
and
uh,
Nikki or Carvella.
And oh,
I hate when Corey is,
is commentating
because
Nikki or
Carmella is
just doing her thing and he's like,
oh,
she's the best and she's beautiful.
This is that.
I hate it when he does that.
If you guys,
for those you don't know that,
that's,
that really is his wife.
But yeah,
you know,
he never.
they never outright say it.
They always like allude to that they're married.
It's weird because we all know they're married because they have a show.
But he never says my wife.
Yeah.
So,
but I don't know.
This part was badass right here.
Nikki is talking shit to Carmela,
but then she turns her back and Raquel picks her up and then goes crashing into the pod and they go
smashing through.
But luckily Carmela.
She was just to go run into the other one.
And what's her name?
The one ref, the hot one.
Jessica, I can't remember her last name.
Yes, she was there.
I don't know the other dude.
And actually, I can never remember the young black woman's name.
Beautiful as well.
But I love Jessica.
Anyway.
But yeah, when they were showing the replays of when Raquel slammed Nikki through there,
the best angle was the camera.
that was inside the pot.
Because it looked cool when she went crashing through there.
But man, it looked like she came in full speed.
And it looks like Nikki slammed her head into one of the posts in there.
But awesome.
I think out of all the stuff that happened in this match, that was my favorite part.
Okay.
Nikki lives, she's up on the corner and stealing the code breaker.
Do they call it code breaker or did they give it something else?
they
I forgot what she
she calls it something else
the code something
code red or some shit like that
but I think one of them
accidentally said code breaker
and then Michael Cole
came in with the
what she calls it
it's always
what's his name he don't care
oh Pat McAfee
yeah
I love what he does it
because he
he does not care.
He just said,
I like how he,
when he brings up a wrestler that is not
in WWE no more
and they're not supposed to talk about him.
I like when
Ray Wyatt was gone.
Is that the fiend?
And he brought up
John Moxley one time
and there was a bunch of times
and these were all doing big pay-per-views.
It wasn't like raw.
I think so.
I love
I was waiting for him to come in
But there was no love
I think okay
The first one that went out of this match was
Raquel wasn't it
Which
Just no
I'm
Shit it was either Raquel or Nikki
No it was Natalia first one
Oh she was the first one
I thought she lasted for a while
She lasted for a while
Because I think
I think everybody came in
Before there was an elimination
Yeah because once Oscar
came in. She went right after
Carmella and started
slamming her and then Corey going on, oh my
God, what are you doing her?
You're messing up
Melas, monies, whatever. I was like,
ah, shut up. Carmelah, get away
from her. That's what I wanted someone
to just beat him up. Like you said,
he was released to get back in the
ring. Someone needs to just whoop his ass
for the hell of it. If he ain't getting in the ring.
I'm going to call it now. He's going to come
back and they're going to do like
Ms. and Maurice
type thing with them.
I don't care who he is.
Someone just beat his ass.
I hate him.
I didn't like him back then.
I don't like him now.
I don't like him now.
You can have them
wrestle Ms. and Maurice
to see who has the better
show.
I hate Maurice too, but
Ms. I love him.
She's probably awesome.
Good wife to him.
But that show's killing
it for me too, man.
Not the Ms.
Her.
she gets on my nerves
anyway
but I thought when
Raquel and Oscar were going at it
I thought they would
they started to do a good show man
because Oscar she's a little
and Raquel's tall
and Oscar kept trying to get her
in little submissions
but Raquel was not having it
she kept slamming her
all over the place
I loved it when she tried to pick up
or she had Oscar
was going to slam her
into the ring post
but Oscar jumped down
slammed Raquel, she fell in the polls into the corner,
and then Oscar, she turned around,
Oscar kicked her in the head.
So that was awesome.
Natty, I love you, but come on.
Don't let these little rookie girls beat you down.
Liv just gave her a code breaker,
dumb carbonate.
No, it wasn't Natalia that went out first.
I'm just now remembering
because they eliminated Liv.
Yeah.
She got tapped out.
Yeah, they put her in the sharpshooter
and then
Oscar put her in whatever
little arm lock thing at the same time.
Because once
Natty got her into the
into the,
what the fucks they called? You just said it.
Sharp shooter.
I hate when they do it
and then they just, whoever's
getting it done to,
they start crawling and whoever's
holding them starts backing up.
I was like, oh, I mean, of course, it's part of the show.
But when she started backing up, I was like, Natty, what are you doing?
But then Natty said, F it.
And then drug her back to the middle.
And that's when Oskia came jumping in and gave her whatever kind of arm submission.
And Lave just passed out.
Yeah, it's doing the smiling from the pain thing.
And I'm like, where are you guys, has been doing this for like months now?
Where is this going?
I'm like, is she going to be part of the,
Bray Wyatt's crew or something, like what's going on?
I don't know.
I think Natty and Oscar need to get into something and join up if they're going to smile all the time.
Usually when you get tapped out or pinned or whatever, they usually just roll out of the ring and get out of the way.
Liv Morgan is still laying there.
She ain't even moving.
The ref kind of just pulled her off to the side.
Apparently she died, so.
Raquel's still laying there.
Oscar was going at it with Natty, but then
Carmela came in and booted off Oscar and then
pinned Natty, so she's out.
So now we got the three.
And I was just like, okay.
It looks like, yeah, Nikki's gone already.
So Nikki was the first one to go.
Live Natty.
Now it's these three that are still going at it.
And right when I got to this, I was like, if Carmela wins,
I'm going to hate it.
I'm going to, but,
she does nothing,
because Raquel,
go ahead.
I was going to say she's going to walk all the way to
WrestleMania.
Oh,
because after a living daddy got out,
Raquel finally got up and then started going to work.
Raquel was just doing good with Oscar,
but then they both started,
Carmela and Oscar started super kicking.
Raquel,
I was like,
oh,
That's it.
Both were going back and forth, kicking into the head, and then she fell over,
and they both pinned her at the same time.
And then I was like, so it was down to Carmela and Oscar.
And I was like, if Carmela beats Oscar, then I know it's fake.
Yeah, I didn't mind Raquel going out.
Like, if she was going to go out, I like to see her go out that way.
It kind of made her look strong that it took a bunch of super kicks,
and both of them pinning her at the same time.
Yeah, I was all right, though.
If it was Carmela that just took her out, I would not believe that one minute.
This was like, this was like five years ago.
Carmela would have took her out with one super kick.
I mean, again, beautiful, beautiful young woman.
I was just never really into it.
I was kind of into it for a minute, but then she just got on my nerves.
Oscar just sat on Carmela's face.
so they were going back and forth trying to pin each other but as soon as oscar got her into that
arm submission that was it and then she could what's her name she had though she had both arms
one she was pulling up and then she had her legs wrapped around the other one so carmela couldn't
even tab you just heard her scream and i hate her scream i know this is the the hate carmella
episode she just started kicking so i assume they took that
as a tap but
Oscar is the winner
They wanted to pull some real heat
They could have had your boy Corey come in there
And interfere in the match
Cause they're to win
Maybe in a regular match
Yeah nobody
Nobody wants to see Carmela versus Bianca
WrestleMania. No, because I would not believe
that one bit at all
That would have been like
but the EST is taking on the Empress of tomorrow
at WrestleMania
Don't know what day
I was talking to one of my buddies
He's like man I can only go to Saturdays
I was like I want to go to both
But
I think Cody and Roman's going to be Sunday
Yeah I'm hearing
Bianca and Aska's going to be Saturday
I think
I heard a rumor they're going to main event
Saturday
But when is
Charlotte and
Ria. That's what I want to see the most.
Sunday.
Ah,
wow, man.
We'll see.
I mean,
tickets are crazy right now,
even way up at the top.
How was you?
I'd just go both.
Fuck it.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
We'll see,
everyone.
I mean,
I'd love to.
But if my son goes,
then I don't want to have to buy four tickets.
So,
me,
no problem.
Oh,
speaking of,
I mean,
ticket wise. If you got your tickets right on, cool.
But if you got extra, let me know.
I'll buy it from you, but I ain't paying no thousand dollars like these.
Even if I was that rich to spend $1,000 for wrestling front row or concert or whatever.
Anything.
These tickets I was hearing was going for Super Bowl and the NBA All-Star weekend this past weekend.
No, not even a.
I just had money to throw away, I still just couldn't to pay for a seat to sit there.
I can understand if you're just born rich and it's nothing to you.
But when you know the struggle and you grew up that way, you don't just throw money away like that.
I can't do it.
I mean, I hate spending $100 on a concert ticket.
But I did that for a Aftershock Festival.
But we went two days.
I think that was 500
for Thursday and Friday for two tickets
but that was my son's money
so he had money burn holes in his pocket
and he wanted to go
I'd still be cheap
even if I was rich I'd just try to get in
with some rich people
see if they got like extra tickets
or season pass
because when I went to
that WrestleMania at
at Dallas
I bought a ticket to stand and that was only 20 bucks.
I ain't ever doing that again.
I don't care where it was free.
I'm not doing that again.
Oh my God,
my legs were killing me when it was over.
You didn't like standing for 12 hours?
No.
I didn't like that.
I was hyped up everything because it was when the Zach Ryder won.
What was it?
It's the white belt.
Intercontinental.
Yeah.
When he won that and his dad,
dad was there during the latter match that was awesome i heard he's coming back i hope so because his
wife is uh back i heard uh i read some rumors he's just not back now because he had like obligations
to different uh promotions that he was supposed to wrestle for he's like all over the place
it wasn't just uh well it was a w for a minute and then he went to uh
is that impact impact uh gcw which i i recommend gcw if you were a fan at like eccw back in the day
they kind that's what they kind of remind me of now yeah good even bloody and everything in that
one and uh yeah he's uh i heard even he bought the rights to the copyright uh rights to
zack writer and i heard he bought that because if if he was to come back he he didn't
want to use that name and since he owns it they can't make him you mean mac rhodona he might
well because he's been kicking ass with that name we already knew that but and the way he's going
right now i want that to come i mean i don't get me wrong i love the woo woo and everything but
no i want how he is now to come back have you seen some of his matches yeah he's a pretty
fucking good heel uh-huh that's what i want that to come back yeah especially him and chelsey green
his wife together.
Like they, they, they, they,
some of the matches I've seen the crowd was,
was just going at them.
Almost, almost, almost like they was Dominic Mysterio.
But, uh, I want that, I want that guy.
I want Matt Cordona to come. I mean,
you're giving me Zach Ryder and everything. I'm cool with it.
But nah, I want, I want that. That,
that, that heal that, I don't, I don't think we'll get
bloody or anything.
But I want that.
I mean, so we'll see.
I think Triple H would go, you know what?
You're doing good that way.
And that's what everyone likes you now.
Let's do it.
But I don't know.
We'll see.
All right.
This next match, I was exciting for.
But we do how I was going to go.
Because that's what my son came in.
This is Brock Lezner, the Beast Incarnate, taking on the almighty Bobby Lashley.
I say this every
wrestling
anytime we talk wrestling
big guys have a handful of moves
and these two big brutes
did their moves over and over and over
there wasn't a lot of suplexes
German suplexes
so I was usually when Brock just
throws all but it's always the little guys
he throws all over the ring
yeah what the fuck was the point
of this match
they built it as the rubber match
the third match to see who
comes out on top
And the finish we got, I was just like, what was the point?
I don't know.
I heard Brock Millie got like three million for three minutes at the rumble.
Yeah, I'm just like the spoilers.
I mean, we're spoiling anyways.
The finish did just Brock didn't just want to lose clean or nothing.
He was like, I'll lose this way.
I'm not going to get pinned.
We can't.
Jesus.
I don't know.
You, all right.
Um, I just think you would expect it with Brock.
Either he's, depending on who he's wrestling.
If it's somebody smaller than him, he's going to win.
Yeah.
But with Bobby Lashley, I don't think Bobby would have went out that way.
I mean, I don't know these guys.
You're just saying we got two guys that are just not going to lose.
Uh-uh.
And I just, I mean, they both have been in a, what, same amount of time?
Yeah. And it's just a buildup for this. The buildup was pretty cool, how they were coming off of WrestleMania and he, Brock got eliminated by Bobby and that whole tantrum he threw outside of the ring, which I heard he pissed off a lot of people because everything he did, he did off script. I heard he got trouble because he did when he flipped the ref over the barrier, the wall.
that was not he was not supposed to do that well did the ref get hurt i mean it looked good yeah well apparently
the ref was supposed to be the one to raise the royal rumble winner at the end of the night but because
brock threw him over the the barrier he had to act like he was hurt for arrest in night he probably
was hurt if he wasn't ready for it the the slamming the steel steps on the table i guess that wasn't
planned either. So that was
the commentator's
real reaction of them jumping out
away.
I think
Rock is just a loose canon. You don't
you don't know.
I mean, you just pay him millions
of dollars and just let him do what he does.
Yeah, I think
he was Vince's boy.
So I think Vince just gave him
whatever he wanted. And I'm sure he just
told him, do what you want. Do what you want.
do what you do and that's what we expect and that's what we always get with brock
i still hate that dumb little little bit of a ponytail triple h is looking at his contract like
you paid him how much for how many matches i know and just to be in there for a few minutes
i mean but at least this one went more than three minutes like the rumble and another
another thing that made no sense uh did you did you see you and when bray showed up at smackdown the night
before.
He is, he called out the winner of the match and
he didn't even show up
because he showed at Smackdown he showed up with
the fuck Uncle Howdy or whatever
and he he called out whoever
won like watch out I'm coming
and nothing
I don't he can probably do
do a good show with Bobby
Brock I don't think so
I don't just think you can
trust him
I don't know
so
he still is a little happy
Brock every now and then
he wasn't happy in this one
he got all mad
who was that guy at the end of the match
in the crowd with the championship belt
I was like holding it in front of Brock
and he was like yeah fuck yeah
and I was looking at him
like he wanted to smack them.
I don't know who they were.
You know, somebody that's known up there.
Yeah, because that belt he had looked up
pretty good, the design of it all.
Yeah, he was just holding it up.
Like, fuck.
Do you wish you could have this, huh?
Brock?
Brock, just looked at him.
I'm like, I'll take that shirt from you right now.
I don't know who that was.
Yeah, that guy was, whoever that dude was.
He was pretty big, but now Brock would have whooped his ass.
But bum.
Rock can't act because when Bobby was spearing him
and throw him all over the place.
and kept trying to get him into the hurt lock.
Brock is laying there,
acting like he was all hurt.
And then when Bobby finally locked it in,
and Brock was just like,
like he couldn't just easily snap out of it.
I was like, come on.
But yeah,
they just threw each other all over the ring
with their same moves and everything.
And Brock just kept having the surprise look
every time either Bobby kicked out or just got up from F5 or whatever.
But yeah, when Bobby put in that last hurt lock,
I was like, really, come on.
And this is how you're going to go out.
Because when whoever Bobby's fighting, I mean, he gets him on the ground
and then they try to get up and he's standing behind him,
like waiting for them to get up so he can put the hurlock in.
I'm like, just get him while they're laying there.
What are he waiting for?
He's got to dance around and like wiggle his fingers and build up the moment.
Because when he put Brock in the two,
when he got the second one in is when Brock looked like he was starting to fade.
But then he kind of, you know, when you start shaking,
you do the Hulk Hogan and you're getting out,
or the ultimate warrior, either one,
when you're getting all juice and trying to get back in.
But then he just kicks Bobby Lashley.
the low blow and then that's the end of the match.
I was like, oh, really?
And then he attacks the ref for some reason because he's...
That was funny.
Crazy Brock now.
It looked like he had him.
He couldn't get out of it, but Brock kicked back and got Bobby and the jewels.
It didn't even look like it hit him that hard.
With an angle.
So he finally fell.
And he's laying there holding him, rolling around.
And then, yeah, Brock is, he's laying there like he's hurt.
But then he's telling the ref.
Come here, come here.
I don't know why he did this.
Maybe he was just mad.
He signals him down.
Then he picks him up.
But he grabs him by the throat.
Pets him over the shoulders.
F5.
I'll give it to that ref, man.
He sold it.
Good.
I love when they bounce and then roll.
I don't like sometimes when guys just didn't flatten and they don't try to sell it.
So, I mean, this ref did a good job.
He sold it.
And then Brock goes after Bobby.
And I was just like, come on.
Picks up Bobby.
He gives him an F5.
He almost threw him on top of that ref.
I mean, it looked like that ref scooted over a little.
But then Brock gets up.
One more time.
The crowd was hype, man.
They didn't care.
So, I mean, obviously, Brock is just a sore loser.
CBS Sports, they gave this match of C-minus.
I liked it.
I thought it was funny.
It just made me laugh.
And then once Brock gets out of the ring, he boots Bobby out, picks him up and F-5s him
onto the announce table.
This is when I wanted him to go after Corey.
Because Corey jumps up.
Oh, my God!
I'm like, just get him.
F-5M.
Shout out to Bobby, man.
Usually when they smashed the announced table,
at least kind of clear it off.
Brockton,
he just moved those little monitors,
like a couple inches in there through
because it looked like Bobby landed right on that middle one.
And then he's laying there.
He's all beat up.
Everyone's screaming and cheering.
Brock's looking all crazy.
Then the ref is still laying in the ring,
quote unquote,
knocked out.
But Brock grabs him by the leg,
drags him out.
picks him up
F5s him onto the
announce table which is already wrecked
so he basically just went straight to hardwood
right on his side
his stupid Corey's
oh my God
he looked straight at him I thought he was going to run
after and get him I was like please get him
and F5 him into the crowd or something
or onto the steel stairs
all these other refs came running in
I'm like come on Jessica
why are you out there
stay there yeah he walks
He starts walking over and then that one dude with that belt is looking down.
And Brock just kind of, eh, who the hell are you?
And then he gets out of there.
But yeah, was this all necessary?
Is this leading to something?
He guess it's as good as ours.
I thought the match was cool.
I had a good time watching this one.
I don't know where it's going, everyone.
Well, I think I had some popped up on my phone here.
This is Brock Lesnar gets unlikely.
Challenger for WrestleMania
Who?
Uh,
uh,
it's a fucking
gonna see this again?
Oh my gosh.
Is it,
almost?
What?
It's going to be one of those matches when he
picks up Omas to F5
them and everybody's going to
announce it's going to hype it up.
He's like, oh my gosh, look at the strength.
Um,
Oh, my God's is big.
I know how tall he has been.
Here's a look.
He can't wrestle, though.
None of these big guys can.
I mean, shout out to Andre the Giant, rest and peace.
But he couldn't do much.
Same thing with the great collie.
Yeah, but they were entertaining, though.
And the giant, big show.
Yeah, he was giant, wasn't he?
Yeah, the WCW.
to try.
I'll wait for him to come back.
I love what him and there are cane
comes back.
I always wait for Kane to come
out of the rumble, but I don't know what he's doing.
He's still governor
of whatever state.
But yeah, yeah, C minus was that
match and
yeah, I don't know. Don't get me wrong.
I'm sure we'll see it again.
But this next match I was really hyped up for.
The rated our superstar,
and his wife
the glamazon Beth Phoenix
taking on Finn Baller
and Rio Ripley
if you're listening
I love you
I know mommy
yeah mommy I love you
I know I'm like
25 years older than you
but I still love you
Hey you better watch out
you don't want Dominic to find that
he's done
real hard time
shit
I was watching one of those little
promos
when I was locked up
you couldn't talk to
the way these guys
talk to me
and I was like
shut up
why does it
just want to look
like Eddie Guerrero
growing the mullet
he had the black
on with the chain
I was like
oh come on
I like one of his stories
from you see the first one
he was telling
I think they were doing a
a Ms. TV interview
in the ring
and he was talking about
yeah I just jumped down
my bunk
and I slapped my silly
in the face
and woke him up
I was like
shut the fuck out no you didn't
I like what they're doing with Dominic
I didn't I didn't really care for when he first came in
because he was just riding his dad's coattail
but this heel turn and running around
with with mommy and all that
I love it
it makes me laugh they got to do
the Ray Dominic at WrestleMania
they have to and I don't know
so you can't just keep showing up
on different holidays
I'm messing with his parents.
I loved those videos.
Those were the best.
But yeah, I mean,
Dominic just being out to the side and then Rio,
oh my God,
Ria,
I love you so much.
Her makeup this time,
Beth,
I love you too,
but I don't know what you were trying to do with that makeup on your face.
It looks stupid.
It was,
what was the,
I can't,
I can't forget her name.
She's,
she's a WWE Hall of Fame.
from back in the day.
Oh, she's paying respect.
All right.
I probably know if I saw her, but, oh, Ria.
I liked when she first came on the scene when she was all blonde and long hair and everything.
I said, oh, she's cool.
But once the cut the hair, tied to black and all the tattoos came, yes.
Yes, Mommy, I'm down.
I think from this on, even if this whole thing between her and Dominic ends,
she's Mommy from here on out.
I don't care what that in what's it.
buddy Matthews you're lucky man yeah you are um but yeah Ria and uh beth started it off and they
did pretty good i mean i don't know how Beth is rea's only like 25 or something like that
and uh they did a good show the part i liked is when they were uh trying to close on each other
but they just kept stopping yeah i didn't know what they were doing at first i was like is that supposed
to happen and then
when they started doing it to you.
I was like, okay, I see what you're doing.
But the first, the first couple, I was like,
I don't know, are you supposed to,
are you supposed to act like you're hurt or something?
Ria kept trying to get Beth into a riptide where it wasn't happening.
I mean, I'd love the window on the, on the buildup,
when Beth was a roughen-up dominant, that last time.
That first time she fucking glamslammed him.
But then the second time, that was when Ria was in Australia,
Yeah, for those of you the followers, she went home for vacation before anything.
But when the last time, when Dominic was in there, there's a video where Ria, you see her.
It was, they didn't really show it on the live broadcast, but the camera's following her when she's sneaking in.
And then she comes running and jumps into the ring and F's up, Beth.
But yeah, when they're beating the shit at each other on the outside of the ring, I mean, Beth took a hard one into the steel steps.
And I kept waiting for her to go on her to grab Dominic and throw him into something.
I was waiting for, I was waiting for them to have that, uh, their set up, uh, chairs that no one
ever sits in to someone to get thrown into.
Oh, over there by the announces table or whatever.
Because at one time there was like two guys and a gal sitting there.
And I can't remember someone got thrown over.
I think it was Sammy Zane, got thrown over the side and crashed into.
into those three people in the chair.
The worst one was when Shotsie and
Rhonda went into the crowd and crashed
into them people sitting in the chairs.
Yeah. And you can clearly tell
those chairs are not supposed to be set up right there.
Because it's like right in the aisle. And they're like,
ah, holding drinks and popcorn. I'm like, oh, come on.
We're better than that.
Yeah. You see them coming at you and you, you don't
get out, you just sit there.
And it's like three, two,
it was like two big dudes and a big gal,
obviously all three of them in really good shape.
And then someone comes flying over.
I was like,
oh,
come on.
Other than that would have been a lawsuit waiting to happen.
I did love all this part because yeah,
the fuck you,
Dominic chance went on and on and on during all this.
He plays,
he plays into it, though.
I like that.
Because that scene when, um, I think it was, I think it was Beth chased him out and he ran to
the back.
And then the camera goes back to the match.
And then all of a sudden you just hear boo and the camera cuts back and Dominic's coming out.
And he's just got his hands up like he did something.
Yeah, he was trying to.
It was when Beth was throwing Ria around outside.
And, uh, she even knocked, uh, Finn Baller off the side.
but then Dominic was going to try to get involved
but then Edge came running around and Dominic saw that
and he hauled ass out of there
and then yeah he ran he ran all he full speed
all the way up the ramp to the back
yeah when he came back out was when everyone was booing
and the FU Dominic Chan started again
man that's why I my hat goes off to the
to the crowd man everybody was going off
this this match
because
edge and
Beth.
Beth's from Canada too, isn't she?
Let me see.
She is, no, she's from New York.
Okay.
And to answer your question, she is
from earlier, she is 42.
Yeah,
because she was, that was in the 90s
when she was going off.
Yeah.
And you're lucky man, Edge, but I wouldn't
make her, she just looks like she'll whoop your ass.
If you just look at her sidew her.
she's got those tough ass
don't fuck with me guys
but that
we're doing good
uh
the real was beating the shit out of beth
and she was trying to get to edge for the tag
but then Finn came running around
and uh grabbed edge and pulled him off
and his face slammed on to the
to the side and he's lying there
so they are the men's beating the shit out of
Beth but then they're both going back at it
beth's still looking for edge
and he's just laying there.
He's nowhere in sight.
Finn's trying to get in.
And Dominic's dumbass is still doing everything.
But this is when Beth starts to whoop ass.
She's slapping the shit out of a re-up in the corner
and then crawls up there and gives her a superplex off the top.
Beth came and it was like executed perfectly.
Either of them, of course it's going to hurt when you land no matter what,
but they landed perfect to not like land on their head.
or laying on their shoulders or anything.
It was like perfect.
And this is when the angle, the angle that they showed wasn't very good.
One of the replays, it looked pretty awesome.
But yeah, Beth just fell straight back like she was supposed to.
And Ria sold that shit like it was like her job.
Like she was going to Academy Award.
The look on her face was she hit.
And she both of them bounced.
because I was really watching Beth.
She landed perfectly.
Yeah, she got a little whiplash probably,
but Ria just landed on her back
and then bounced forward
and then the look on her face.
Yeah, like,
I can't believe this hurts so much.
Look.
Dominic back there, like going,
ah!
Mommy!
No.
Edge finally gets up
and Beth boots Ria off
and he goes slamming in the
Finn Ballar Edge comes diving in
and starts hitting them with the shoulder tackles
and then all that
picks him up, slams them around a few times.
Edge is a big dude everyone.
Finn Ballard don't look like he's that tall.
But he's awesome though, man.
I love everything Finn does.
I wish he'd do the demon again.
I like when he does that.
But I do hate when it takes him like 10 hours
to get from backstage to the rig.
He is a fucking cartoon character now.
Like, he's like a
comic book villain
just the way he's just like
just running around
oh man this part was awesome
edge was
he had a fin all locked up
and then Ria tried to come in
and interfere with Beth
spirited and then gives her
locked her up I thought she was to give her a
sharpshooter at first but she didn't
she kind of locked her up
but then Dominic he tried to interfere
so the ref turned around
to deal with him.
And then Ria got up headbutted best.
She fell down.
But when Dominic jumped in to deal with the ref, he threw in some brass knuckles.
Because then Ria picked him up and they think she clocked edge.
And then he fell.
I did like Corey commentating here.
He was like, oh my gosh.
Dominic accidentally dropped his brass knuckles.
Oh, Corey, I hate you.
I don't ever want to meet him because I'll meet him and he'll be he'll be hell of cool.
And I love him.
No, I hate him now.
He just had me laughing because he was trying to sell it.
Like, oh, my gosh, he accidentally did.
Michael was like, no, he gave him to, he gave him to his mommy.
It's like, no, it was an accident call.
Bell, De Ria gave her bet that straight shot.
It looked like she hit her in the chest with the head with the headbut.
But, I mean, Beth rolled out of the ring.
All right.
This part after this, this was a big mess up.
And then you, whoever,
the cameraman yell at him
and the ref and
Beth after Ria knocked
out Edge and then she just flipped
over Finn Baller so he'll pin him
the ref turns around and he starts to count
one two he would have done three
he was swinging down he was almost
about to hit the mat
Beth was off to the side you can clearly
see her that she's watching and she's ready
to spring into action
either I don't know if she slipped or maybe she was
just slow or she blinked or whatever.
Yeah, it was weird.
It was almost like he,
it was neither like he almost counted three or
she was too slow to raise her arm or
her shoulder.
But I know what you're talking about.
It looked really bad because the camera's like right
there.
Yeah, because I'm watching it right now.
The ref runs over.
He does one, two,
he's in motion to do three.
He brought it.
No one, I mean, they're both still laying there.
Edge is on top of, or Finn Bowler's on top of edge.
The ref is bringing his hand down for the third count.
He pulls it in.
Then Beth Phoenix comes sliding in for the breakup.
Wasn't before she came in for the breakup, wasn't he already in motion to put up two fingers?
Like, it was only two?
No, he was still, uh, he brought it down for the third.
but when he realized that she wasn't there yet,
he kind of looks and then pulls his hand in.
And after he pulls his hand and she dives on,
which was clearly a three count.
And then he holds up two.
And you can hear some of the crowd go, boo, but I was like, ooh.
That's probably not what he was hearing.
He was hearing Triple H in that earpiece.
What fuck are you doing?
Yeah, I don't know.
I mean, to me, it looked like it was
Beth's fault. She didn't
move quick enough.
Because she wasn't like she was laying off to the
side. She was on her knees
looking into the ring so she
can clearly see them. So I don't know.
Maybe her footing or she slipped
or whatever, but
it was
that it was that obvious and that
bad. I was like, ooh,
someone's going to get yelled at.
So,
but I did like what happened after all this.
Finn got up
and he was going to jump off the top corner
because Edge was still laying there.
Ria was laying off on the outside of the rink
as Beth was throwing her around.
Dominic tried to get involved.
But when Finn Baller got to the top
and he was going to do that,
what the fuck's that move when he jumps and lands on?
The coup de grace.
Yeah, he was going to do that to Edge.
Beth picks up Dominic
and just slams him back first.
onto the ropes and then
it makes a Finn ball
and he hits his balls
on the quarter
see Beth Phoenix ain't no joke
man she's strong woman that she'll throw me all over the ring
just
Dominic just got thrown against the rope like a
doll
I was laughing hell hard
but then yeah
Beth climbs into the ring
Rhea climbs into the ring
they both pick up
Ria picks up edge
Beth picks up Finn Baller and they both just slammed them onto the ring.
I was like, come on.
The thing that was funny, though, with that is they both like clearly, the two guys are
standing up on the second row.
I don't know what they were going to do.
Maybe they were going to throw each other off because Edge has Finn Baller and a
headlock.
And then the girls just come up right behind them.
I mean, Beth, come on, girl, you're going too slow.
Rhea was already in motion.
And then she gets it.
And easily they could have just jumped off these two.
And then they both get slammed onto the ground.
I still feel for edge, man.
I hate when he takes these back slams.
I don't want his neck to whip for all the shit that happened to him.
But he's in there doing it.
And then beth, the fingers go out and slamming to each other and fall all over the place.
He's stupid Dominic.
I don't know what he kept trying to do.
The brass knuckles part made me laugh the whole time.
And Dominic gets involved.
He starts moving the stairs around.
Betts Ria starts slamming Beth around onto the steps, puts her head down onto the steps.
And Dominic gives Ria a chair like she was going to hit her in the head like they did,
like months ago when they did all that.
It could have been weeks, everyone.
But then Ria was about to swim.
She swung the chair, but Beth got out of the way and shitty camera work.
We didn't see.
Obviously, she hit her, but we missed it.
So she picks up Beth on the outskirts and gives her the glam slam right onto that.
On to the hard rubber mat.
And I give it to Ria.
She sold it with that look on her face, that look of being slammed.
Edge slams of Finn Baller in the ring.
and then he runs into a suicide dive.
I went, no!
I just didn't want him to land wrong.
But he slams into Dominic and knocks him down.
And the edge jumps back in the ring.
He's about to spear Finn, but Finn jumps up and gives him a sling blade.
And then Finn ballads in the corner screaming around.
I hate when he does this little pointy, point finger thing.
Those finger guns.
Because he takes too long for it to be motioned.
He turns around and then.
Edge runs out of full speed and gives them a spear.
And then Beth Phoenix jumps into the ring.
And what's that move that they did?
The Shatter Machine.
Yeah.
Yeah, they're paying respects to the revival.
Well, they're FTR now.
Yeah.
I guess what is his name in FTR?
Cash Wheeler.
I guess he was the one that helped him train for his comeback to WWE.
So that's why they did the finisher like that.
it was perfect they executed it awesome and beth didn't slow she didn't she got in there just in time
to do it so that was cool and then after they did that clearly both of them are oh my god like
them sure they were sore sunday morning because they were moving pretty quick when they got up
and beth looked like she got this shit beating out of her but i mean i give it to them especially
these two i mean they've been in the business a long time uh
Finn and Ria, I mean, they've been in there too, but they're not as long.
They're still pretty fresh.
They're both pretty young still.
But to go up to get some vets and just put on a good show, I thought this match was awesome.
CBS Sports gave it a B.
I would have gave it an A because I was really looking forward to this one.
I love Edge.
I love Beth Phoenix.
Finn Barrow is awesome, but I was there for Mommy.
I don't care.
You got to give Dominic Mysterio, his respects for his comedic.
performance on the outside.
The part I loved
about this match is when
Edge came out, when they came out in the beginning
and
everybody was his altar
his altar bridge song, the metal angus
or whatever it's called.
They usually just play a little bit of it and then
stop and then they introduce them.
Man, they played that over and over
like forever. That song is
pretty long. And the crowd
was just going off
singing it. Every word.
And I thought that was awesome.
And at the end, when he did it, when he gets up and throws up the horns.
Because when I saw Edge at SummerSlam two years ago, man, I was singing.
I love that song.
Alter Bridge, they're okay.
But I love that song, though.
But when he came out, man, I was singing my ass off and everything.
So I thought that was really good.
Again, my hat goes off to the, the WWE universe up in Canada.
Yeah, I guess it was a big moment for him.
I guess they said the last time he wrestled in Canada
it was 13 years ago.
Yeah.
So I thought that was really cool, man.
I mean, they gave them respect, everybody.
Severe sports didn't show them no respect.
They gave him a B.
I mean, that's a good grade, but nah, I would have gave it in my book
because I loved everyone, they're involved, all of them, all five of them,
two, and there were the four in the ring and Dominic A, A, A, plus.
But all right, the next one, I wasn't really getting involved.
feeling this one at first, but as the match went on,
this was actually pretty badass.
This was a men's elimination chamber.
Seth Rollins,
Johnny Wrestling,
Johnny Gargano,
dumbass Austin Theory,
Damian Priest,
Bronson Reed,
and Montez Ford.
If Bronson Reed get bigger?
Yes.
Yeah.
He looked huge.
It feels like he's bigger every time I see.
see him.
They'd let him go for a while.
And he was doing some indie stuff and everything.
But I'm glad they brought him back because I love Bronson Reed.
When he did that, he gave someone, Michael Cole called it something else.
There was a Samoan drop.
Michael Cole called it something else.
I can't remember.
Something from down under.
I don't remember.
because Bronzen reads from Australia
but he's Samoan.
Because I was like, what?
Why did you call that?
It was a Samoan drop, but whatever.
But yeah, man, this one was awesome, man.
What did you think of this one?
I thought it was cool.
You know, I liked that they were giving these guys a chance
because a lot of these guys were brought back
from the doing finger air quotes,
cut tax purposes, cuts.
from the roster and
some of them I felt
like was a bad move for them to cut
like Bronson Reed
and well Johnny Gargano wasn't cut he
just didn't resign but I like
I like they got a chance to shine in here
and Montos for it
I'm gonna have to say this this guy's ready
I think he's ready for the singles push
I love
the street profits
but yeah man
I think he can
I actually think they're both ready for a singles push because I noticed was Angela Dawkins.
I noticed he's kind of slimmed down a little bit.
Yeah, but I see if any add of those two, if you're going to ask me who would have the belt,
I think Montes Ford will have a belt at some point.
Singles belt.
So, I mean, I think he's awesome.
I mean, everybody
dumb ass Austin theory.
I hate him.
But I think out of everyone in this,
man, they're all amazing performers.
They're all amazing in the ring.
I mean, Johnny Gargano's, but one of my favorites.
Seth Rawlins, did he need to be in this?
No, but he did do an awesome performance.
But I think out of everyone, Austin, Montez Ford.
I like what they're setting up with Seth
that came out of this match.
I think that that's going to be awesome.
I don't like this
what he's trying to do now
they keep changing
him
his whatever is a character
I know he's a heel
I mean I don't think he can be a face
but
I don't like he's he's in between now
this fur jacket or whatever
they didn't like when he had them stupid
as red boots
oh
who made those things
And I'm sure they're probably like a billion dollars, too.
I heard they're like $350 a pair and they're selling out everywhere.
So they're stupid as hell.
But hats off to whoever fucking came up with them because they are getting paid.
Shout out to this one comedian in New York, Mario Bosco, straight out of Brooklyn.
Hit that biggie.
He had someone.
He was walking around Brooklyn.
And it was during right before Valentine's Day.
He had like a diaper on.
He had those boots.
And I think he had like little wings or whatever.
And he was walking down the street eating a hot dog or a glizzy for you New Yorkers.
I was laughing at L.R.
He filmed that.
And everybody was reposting it because they didn't know who Mario Bosco was.
because even Snoop reposted it.
But there was a video afterwards.
Mario was with someone else.
I guess one of his buddies and his buddies had it on.
And those, from what I understand, those boots don't breathe.
And if you're not wearing socks or whatever, I guess I got it and have socks on and they were trying to get them off.
But the suction of the sweat and everything, they couldn't pull them off.
They took hell along with that dude thing.
And I thought you were going to pull my ankle out of its sock.
So if you're going to wear those greased your feet up or wear socks, long slacks, like knees, knee highs, so you can get them off.
But, yeah, Seth had them on.
When he came out with those on, I was like, oh.
The curve stopped somebody with them.
Whoever made those, get your money, man.
So 300 bucks.
I think it was just like a joke.
And then once it hit and then maybe the price went up.
All you need is like one famous person to wear them.
Yeah, but I guess Seth Rarland was it.
I mean, I seen other people wearing it, but I mean, Seth Rallons wearing them.
And on TV, the scene all over the world.
So, but, oh, man, there's a new trend every, every week, everyone's.
And that was just one of them because I haven't seen them for a while after all that.
All right. So all these guys are in there.
Johnny Gargano and Seth Rounds kicked it off.
And then they, I usually don't expect much for the men's one.
But man, they went hard in this one.
The women went hard too.
I mean, don't get me wrong.
But these guys all went super hard because these guys are all like high flyers.
I mean, they're always all over the ring.
So that's what I love.
There wasn't big brutes in this.
Bronson Reed the big brew, but he got high on the ropes.
So he was ready.
I thought that was awesome.
What's his name's the tallest, I think?
Damien Rees.
These wrestlers with long hair, I don't like.
How hard is it?
I mean,
Seth Rons got long hair, but it's just like wavy and just hanging.
But Damien Preeze has braids.
I don't know.
for extensions or what the stupid purple fucking braves he has like stop they look like extensions but
the first one out of the pod was dumbass austin theory he is the uh what was it the intercontinental
or um united states united states is basically the main title for raw
ever since roman became the double champ so that's why they put so much focus on
it but they give it to like the worst dude i give it to him man he's he's a good heal i mean he
does it and he makes everybody hate him i think his problem is he needs a fucking manager
he needs like a paul haman he needs somebody to speak for him yeah i mean and stop that i know
you're rep for your city but stop that atown down shit that's stupid we don't need to do it every time
you're about to do your move.
It's just,
you're just wasting time.
I'm glad the dumb self-y thing stopped.
I really,
I think that's what made me hate him the most.
He's doing that.
Stowe that Drew Brees.
He's serious now.
You see he's got a beard.
That don't make you serious.
He's a serious heel now.
He's a guy that'll be a heel.
I mean, if he has, if he tries to go for a face run, I don't think it'll work.
In my opinion, everyone, if you guys are fans of him, cool, man, Rupert, you probably don't like a while I like, but I think I just don't like these arrogant assholes.
And they're doing their job good.
I mean, that's, that's why they're doing it to make you, make you hate them.
So, but I loved how all these guys hate them because they were any chance they got, they were beating this shit out of him.
Because right now, Johnny Gargano and Seth Rollins are trading off face hits.
And he just going back and forth.
Oh, man.
I loved all the curb stomps that Seth Rollins did to everyone.
Yeah.
Because he was really going for it with this one.
I know they kind of, they didn't ban that move.
But I guess they kind of did for a little while because that's when he started doing the pedigree.
I hated that.
I mean, we're trying to do.
Awesome.
them. They banned a couple of his moves for a minute. He couldn't curve stop and he couldn't do the,
what is it, the buckle bomb? Yeah. I mean, I don't, maybe parents were complaining or something,
but I know he ended Sting's career shortly because of Buckelbaum.
Well, don't do it to sting. Do it to the young guys, man. Don't do it to the O.Gs that have been
at him for a long time. You don't sting was like, come on, do it. I could take it.
well that's what Undertaker thought
and look what happened in it
I mean like didn't even
remember most of that match
when Brock Lezner was throwing them all over the place
I thought you were talking about Goldberg
that too
and let me say this
Goldberg
step back
sit your ass down
the fucking
Rihanna halftime show
was disgusting
it was an embarrassment
I like I don't know
if you've seen
promo Joe's YouTube videos
it's kind of like botch mania
he kind of plays
what goldberg said about riana's
a half-time performance
he kind of plays what he says over
all the baches goldberg's done
yeah
I mean
I love Rihanna don't get me wrong
was it the greatest
Super Bowl performance like everyone was saying
no because the greatest
greatest Super Bowl performance was Prince.
Rest and peace.
But I didn't, I don't know.
I mean, I don't know what's disrespectful to everyone anymore because it seems like everything.
I mean, was it because she was pregnant?
I don't know.
She was shaking her ass because she was pregnant at the same time.
I don't know.
What is going on, America?
I don't, I don't know.
I mean, I'm sure everyone.
in America's like, okay, but
I know some of my friends that live
across the pond and up north and down south
laughing at us for everything
that's going on here.
I just, I don't know.
The thing that I miss about
wrestling is
the wrestlers from different kind, well,
the so-called wrestlers from different country.
I'm going to go back to when I was a kid.
Nikolai Volkov when he came out.
Iron Sheik when they came out.
Oh, you can't do that no more.
You can't do. I love all that.
They'd come out who now is swinging the Russian flag and the Iraq flag and all right.
The greatest heel turn ever was Sergeant Slaughter during the Iraq war.
And he started praising Saddam Hussein.
You can't do that no more.
There's a lot of these.
When we ever see the attitude era again?
No, we won't.
We're not going to see a bed in the middle of the ring.
and two wrestlers
going out
with that
the edge
and that lead
that one guy
had to quit
wrestling
I forgot his
name
remember the guy
had a
he had a
a feud going on
with the
Undertaker
he was supposed to be
like a
Middle Eastern
character
and it was
like during
like a
I think a real
life terrorist
attack had
happened somewhere
during the same
they aired
when he had
like a bunch of
mass guys
jumped to
Undertaker
like that guy
in real life is not Middle Eastern.
He's like Italian,
but they made him play this character.
And like, I guess he can't wrestle anymore
because people just associate him with that character.
Oh, man.
Different times, everyone.
I mean, a lot of stuff in wrestling
when I was a kid,
the teenager,
the middle-aged or whatever.
So we're in the 90s.
They don't expect.
to any of that. I laugh about it now
because at that time, I was
yeah, I was all about it and everything. I was
a stupid kid, but
today's society, especially in America,
yeah, that ain't, that ain't
happening.
No more terrorist,
can have no iron sheeks no more.
No.
But they do give them respect
when they came when we'll do the
camel clutch. They tried
to bring it back in the attitude area.
What was that Canadian team?
The un-Americans?
you know
that ain't
happening anymore
especially the way
everyone's all
go America now
that no way
that's no
they did bring it
back again
what was it
Jack Swagger
and all them
who were they
the people
I love Jacks
or Jake Hager
now
or whatever's
yeah
yeah they tried to do
that
when
what was his manager
Zeb Coulter
Yeah
Talk about certain political things
I was like
I don't know how long this is going to go off for
Yeah keep all the political nonsense
Out of wrestling
I mean they did it when they
When they could do it
But
The way everyone's at each other's throats now
No
Just just leave it alone
I know some of the signs
Try to do it during all the voting times
But they usually shut that shit down quick
I think
whoever was
What Vince was running it was
Well we knew what team he was on
But they just didn't put that in any of the shows
Because I think that would turn
Some people off
Maybe not everyone
But it will
Hurt someone's feelings
What I hurt my feelings?
No, I don't give a fuck
I think it's all funny
Political nonsense
To me is bullshit
My opinion everyone
I mean don't
You might not like the shit I say
But
But yeah
But this match was awesome
man, I loved how they just went back and forth.
I said this already, that they were beating the shit out of Austin Theory.
But the part that made me laugh the hardest, I kept rewinding it.
Damien Priest was jacking everyone up, and then he was kind of standing off to the side.
Austin Theory was on the outside of the ring, and he kind of backed up.
Damian Priest backed up, and Austin Theory was hitting him on the back.
Like, right on, get him, get him.
Just go ahead and get him.
Damien Priest just kind of stepped back and then kicked him right in the side of it.
He picked him up and threw him in the ring.
Oh, man.
Austin theory.
Again, he's doing his job and look how much time I'm giving him because I hate him.
You know what spot we got to talk about, though, with Montez Ford.
Oh, when he climbed up the top?
Yeah, and the whole crowd just kind of waited there in a big group with their hands up in the air ready to catch him.
The thing was funny, though, right before.
Before that, this is when my son was, he was sitting down there watching this.
He watched the elimination chamber.
This was years back when the, was it the Matador's and El Torito?
Oh, yeah.
El Torito was in the elimination chamber.
I was like, he's awesome.
I don't care what anyone said, El Torito, but I was like, how they're going to throw him all over the place?
He climbed all the way to the top, not to the center, but he climbed the walls and then went up to the top.
Same thing. Everyone got below him.
And then he just dropped down on everybody.
Look up that, everyone.
If you haven't seen that, that, that was awesome.
But yeah, when Montes Ford did that, when he came out, he just sprung into action.
It started jacking everyone up.
I love how he pays respects to a lot of the OGs with the moves that he does.
And I just love the DX suck it chop whenever he gets a chance.
Shout out to shout out to Mommy.
She was doing it too.
Yeah, he did like, he did like seven of them when he came out to Pondon.
every movie did
the other part that made me laugh
is when Johnny Gargano and Damien Priest
I think it was Johnny Gargano
when they got Austin Theory into the pod
and they started beating the shit at him
or was that Seth wrong?
I don't know it was whoever
was Damian Prez and one of the other dudes
also they was like they
and I think it was Michael Cole
it's like they're beating him up in a phone booth
speaking of that.
Have you seen that video those guys
fighting in the phone booth?
It's like a box.
I think they're boxers.
dupid.
They got that one and they,
you see the other one
they're fighting in the back seat of a car.
I haven't seen that one.
I just seen the phone booth.
You got more room in a phone booth
than in the back seat.
You're just sitting down.
But all right,
whatever entertains you.
I mean,
we're,
I watch it.
Look,
we're talking about it.
Oh,
David Brees,
man,
he's bringing it to him.
He just booted sat to the face and then
fucking slam Johnny Gargano.
Almost pinned him.
But then he kicked out.
Monta's Ford is still in the in the pod so he's waiting to get out as well as Bronson
Reed he hasn't came out yet either.
Damien Preeze is just beating the shit at everyone.
Bronson Reed looks like one of my homies.
Shout out to Chunk because I called him that one time.
I was like,
I don't look like Bronson Reed.
I said, yeah, you do.
I love Damien Preeze with his kicks, man.
He just boots everyone because he's tall so he can lift his tall ass legs up there and beat the shit
at everyone.
one. So, but Austin Theory is still doing the same thing and laying out on the outskirts and not doing
anything. But he sells his moves when he gets hurt, the way he acts all dazed and jumps around
and all that. I said, he got kicked to the head by Damien Priest, and then Damien Priest bounced
off the roads and did a flip and brought his legs down on top of him and kicked him in the gut,
hella hard. Yeah, I don't like these purple braids. Come on, Damien, you're better than that.
take those out
I mean
same thing
Bianca Bel Air
works for her
because she
she uses her hair
yeah
and the moves
and everything
but
so you're saying
Damian needs to
use his braids
if he
got them
you might as well
slap someone
in the face
or something
with him
I don't know
just do
something with it
I mean
everyone was just
getting kicks
the Dawson
theory jumped in
and
double booted
Johnny Gargano to the face
that Damien Freez got back up and kicked him
in the head and he fell down.
So everyone's down.
Oh, Bronson Reed comes out next
because then once he came out,
he just went to work. He just ran
straight forward to
I think it was Austin Theory. You got it
first because when Bronson Reed came out of the pod,
he came charging out full speed. You have Austin Theory.
Just belly bumped him.
He fell back.
knocks down Seth Rounds,
close lines,
Johnny Gargano.
They try to slap him,
no.
I don't know how tall he is.
I think Seth Rohns is at least six feet.
Bronson Riggins is probably like maybe five, ten.
But I love this part because he grabs
Seth Rallens.
He's holding him.
And then he picks up,
no,
Johnny Gargano comes running after.
He runs straight to Bronson Reed,
but Bronson Reed grabs Johnny Gargano.
And then drops thin
and then slams Johnny on top of him.
Hello hard.
Bronson Reed is six feet tall.
Oh,
well, shit,
Seth must be taller then.
Seth is.
Seth is,
where the fuck is his height?
Six one.
Yeah,
he's tall.
I've seen him because
when we were at Raw,
when the shield was going on,
Roman rains and Seth Rounds
came down to aisle,
me and Eric were on.
picks up
Seth Rounds and Johnny
Gargano and gives him
the Simone double
Simone drop
when Michael called
called it something
the something down under
Montez Ford is still
in the pod
Austin theory
just laying there like a idiot
and Damian Priest
tries to get into the action
but he kind of ruffs up
Bronson Reed
and throws him around
but Bronson picks him up
and then slams him
or places him
into the
the chains
because he didn't
He didn't sell that good.
He was too close when he tried to throw him backwards
because he, like, just fell into him.
I'm surprised none of these guys went crashing through any of the pod walls.
Bronson already tried to do it with Damien Piz,
but he just bounced off and fell.
But, yeah, once Montez-Force came into play,
he beat sprung into action with all his move
because he was beating the shit out of everyone.
But the other part that was awesome,
matches when Johnny and
Seth Rollins were on top
of the pod. I thought Seth
Rollins was going to throw Johnny
Gargano through that Plexi last because
he was slamming him against it hell hard and it
was shaken too, but I think
that one is more
secure than the walls of the pod.
Those are obviously set to
break. Because he was slamming
him hell hard. All right.
Seth Rillins picks up Johnny
Gargano just to do a power bomb.
the top of that pod
when he when he
obviously you ready Johnny does the
flip and I'm
I'm blaming Damien Priest for this
Damien priest was right below the other guys
all kind of bunched together to catch Seth
Damien didn't catch Johnny Gargano
he came straight down
luckily he didn't come down on his head
but it looks like he he bumped his head though
I think he came down on the side of his face
so and then the camera guy
Not good camera work, guys.
Come on.
But Johnny did look like he was in pain
because he was flipping and flopping over there,
holding the side.
The ref was right there with him.
But Seth, he was all right.
He got caught by everyone.
So he was okay.
Damien Priest, come on, man.
He dropped the ball.
Well, you drop Johnny.
And yeah, because I'm watching it.
All right, that was a perfect angle.
Johnny went straight to the mat
and landed on the side of his face.
He didn't.
Damien, the thing is like,
foot, he caught his foot and then he falls down like he got hurt.
I don't know.
Everyone else, Seth was all right.
I'll give it to Johnny go because after he laid there for a minute, but then he slowly
got back up and then Damien Priest went to work on him.
And I was just like, come on, man.
You just dropped him on his head.
Now you're going to just beat his ass more?
I was like, no love.
But Johnny got him back, man.
He super kicked him.
And then he slammed him on the ground.
And then he just super kicked dumbass Austin Theory.
See, this match went on a low.
Montes Forrest tried to jump on him.
Johnny Super kicked him.
This match went on a long time before there was an elimination.
So that's what I really liked when these guys were going for it.
Did I want that Austin Theory to go out first?
Of course, I did.
I gave it to him.
He did what he was doing.
Johnny Gargano just like nail pile drive to me into the heart side of the rubber mats.
I think Johnny goes out first.
Bronson does.
Oh, does he?
Yeah.
Johnny went second.
All right.
Because Damien just gave him that.
What's like?
Something cross.
What's Damien, Pris move?
No, when he does that stupid, like he's shooting an arrow thing before he does his move.
Yeah.
He, because he picks up, he picked up Johnny.
There's something, someone's spray yelling it, whatever, the cross, something cross.
And he just slams him down on his back.
And then he pinned him so Johnny's out until they all start going back to work.
Why could you guys just go straight for Austin Theory and get him out of there?
I was like, oh, but the final two, I mean, after those guys, well, Montez-Ford was flying all over, all over the ring.
He was awesome.
And then when he climbed up onto the top and then dropped down and everybody was in the middle of the ring,
a good camera work because they just focused on Montez-Ford and then he drawled.
He crawled up and then he spun around and he was holding on, well, like his,
his hands behind him and then just dropped straight down onto his chest so everyone can catch him.
So I thought that was really cool.
But when El Torito did it, he climbed up there and then like flipped and then came down.
But he's a little guy.
So he probably is a little bit better at that.
But yeah, once Montez-Forest came down, he pinned Damien Priest.
So Damien Priest is out.
Montes-Ford, Austin Theory, and Seth Rones in the last three.
you're going for it.
They take out
oh,
Montes Ford gets
somebody got him.
Oh, no,
he got curb stomped.
Yeah,
when basically he got Kurt stopped and he died
in the rain.
Yeah,
he just kind of laid there with his eyes
wide open, like staring at the sky.
Because like I said,
usually when you get,
when you tap out, you get pinned, you just immediately roll out.
No, he laid there for a while.
He was laying there dead.
And then I was like, okay, something's going to happen because he's not moving.
Nobody's trying anything.
And then they opened up the doors and all the, uh, the refs.
And I was like, the guys in the black shirts, I don't know, the security.
I was like, where the EMTs?
Why are you bringing in all these security cards?
But all right.
They got medical training.
Oh, but yeah, I was like, oh, man, come on.
So, yeah, once he, they finally come in and try to help him out.
But before all that happened, before Montez went out,
he was bringing it to Austin Theory of Seth Rohns because he was flying in and out of the ring on top of him.
But then they did him dirty because when he did that backflip and,
crashed into both of them and they all went sliding into the side of the cage.
I thought that was cool.
But this is when the tables turned on him.
Austin Theory did his stupid,
or he tried to,
A-Town down him,
but then he got Montess Ford rock-bottomed in.
Did the DX job that he climbed up to the top of the top rope.
And I was like,
get him, get him.
Frogsplash, knees up to Austin.
theory or to
the Austin theory gave him knees up
to Montes Ford
but he kind of rolls out of the way
crawls to the edge of
the bottom rope
and then
excuse me he's on all fours
and Seth Rounds is right there just to give
him the curb stomp
and then Montes first pulls him back
in the ring and
or Austin theory pulls
Montes forwards in the ring one two three
and then he lays there dead
for a while.
And then all of the security
and reps and all those guys come running in
while the thing that was funny about this part
is like the camera was focused too much
on Montes-Four as the other two
were battling it out.
It was right when all the security
and everybody came in
because they opened up the cage
and everyone came running in to try to help them.
But Seth Rollins and Austin
were still going at it pretty hard.
And then you hear commotion in the crowd.
Something's happening.
I was like, what's going on?
Because four guys came running in.
Two refs and two security guards, the guys in the black suits.
And these dudes and the black suits are usually the scrub wrestlers that are like the trainees.
Because, I mean, there's a lot of guys that are big now that were just started off like that.
even what's his name um brawn stroman i was remember him he was one of the um rose buds
for um what the hell was that guy's name uh adam rose yeah i don't know adam
was it adam rose i think it was okay i think i was because he was a rose bud he was one of them
came in there happy dancing and had flowers in his hair all that he came back as the black sheep
So, well, Montez Ford is there, and they're trying to get him out because I was like,
something's going to happen because I said, he's not, he's not hurt because usually EMTs
and all that come running out and everything.
But so I knew something was going to happen.
And then you hear the crowd.
And everyone was, ah, and I was like, who's coming?
And here comes my boy.
What's his name?
Logan Ball.
fall comes running it in.
It would have been awesome if he had his drink,
but he didn't have it, his prime.
I still want to try one.
Is it just water or is it an energy drink?
I don't know, but you're right.
If he would have had one to open that and like sprayed it in somebody's face.
I took a drink and then jumped in the ring out of it.
Awesome.
But he comes flipping in and knocks down Seth Rollins.
No, wait.
Who he took out?
Oh, he, all right.
I had to go back.
Everyone.
because yeah
okay Seth Ronald pedigrees
Austin theory
he's just laying there
crowd starts screaming
here comes Logan Paul
he jumps into the ring
and then he like springs into action
does a flip into the ring
clothes lining Seth Rollins
he falls down to the rest
what are you doing
Seth rolls over into the perfect position
while Logan Paul's talking shit
and then he runs over
and Seth Rallon
kind of gets over on his hands and knees.
Logan Paul's about to jump out of the ring,
but he comes back, curbstoms, Seth Rons.
Yeah, they've been setting this match up pretty nicely,
because did you see his interview was,
or Seth Rohn's interview?
No, he's talking shit about Logan Paul,
talking about he's just,
he's not in it for the, for the,
the wrestling, he's in it for the fame.
And he's leaching off the business.
so they've been sent this up pretty nice
I could
I'm okay I could agree with that
but
Logan Paul's proved to me that he can do it
he can wrestle
I mean maybe some of you may not think so
but as entertaining to me
as as a fan of wrestling
I thought in that last match he had with Roman Rains
man broke his ribs and all that shit
but it was still a good match
he should have won but he didn't
Hey, I'm not the biggest fall, the biggest, the fuck am I trying to say, I lost my train of thought.
I'm not the biggest fan of him or his brother, but I will say him and his brother, when they get into something, whether it's wrestling or boxing or whatever, they really train for this shit.
Yeah, I mean, that's what I like about it.
I hated them before with all the stupid shit they were doing.
And when they were boxing, it was like, I wanted to see them get beat up.
I mean, but I don't know if they're paying the guys to let them beat them up.
I don't know.
I'm sure they could beat me up.
I mean, I can't box.
But I think, I know Jake, Jake Paul got involved that last one, but it's stay in boxing.
Yeah.
He looked a little out of place when he came in to try to help.
Yeah, he didn't know what he was doing.
Just stick to boxing.
I mean, you go and beat those guys up.
But it's weird because I think if they both got on the mic,
if I feel like Jake would be better on the mic,
because Logan's fucking horrible on the mic.
I like him on his podcast, especially when he was going after the island boys,
dumbass.
get your money guys because it ain't gonna be there forever and all that shit on your face island
boys it's over it's over for them all that shit on your face don't wipe off
then uh did get all those diamonds at your teeth anyway so after Logan Paul curbs stumps
we're all over the place everyone after you curb stopped the melee that's what said
dumbass
Austin Theory jumped in the ring and pinned him
and it was one, two, three.
So he's still
the United States champion.
When it came
down to the two, I was like
at that point
when it was Seth Rons, if it was anybody
else, Johnny Gargano would have been
my choice or Montes
Ford. I was hoping
that one of them would get it
get the belt from that dumbass.
But when it was Seth Rons,
they were the final two i was like all right
he's gonna win because set the rounds he
don't need it he had
how many belts is he had
he's a grand slam champion isn't he
i think so yeah
so it's not like he needed
it but no and
plus i think they've been trying
to set up this austin theory
johnsina match for russomani
so i think that's where they're
i think that's why they kept the belt on him
johnsina
don't get him
wrong. I mean, I love Sina.
Does he need the belt?
No. I think
my theory is
is
because you remember when John, no,
fuck that guy.
You remember when John had the United States
title and he was doing like open challenges
and he was kind of making the belt special
again? Yeah. I think
that's why they're setting up this match.
I think it's a match
John's going to definitely lose
but I think it's just more
to build up Austin
Okay
I mean if it's gonna help his career
I mean all right
I'm it's not like Sina needs it
And plus
I know you're gonna love seeing him
Say a town down on the biggest stage
I want to see those shoulder blocks
And then every the five knuckle shuffle
And oh you want to see all the five moves
I do huh
That's what I want to see
You want to see
I know everybody
that punch
what was it called
that little
martial arts
super punch thing
did
did he still do that
I don't know
I just remember
he was
he was kind of having fun
with it
because he was like
I got six moves
of doom now
and I was like
okay you you know
you know what's going on
I want Thugganomics to come back
and that's what I want
he came back for a second
what was that when he was
wrestling
when they did the stupid fun house match
or whatever the hell that was, that was terrible.
No, I want to see, I want to see Austin come out,
or Austin Theory come out into Thogonomics gimmick.
And someone needs to jump the rail and charge him.
I'm not saying any of you guys should, but that somebody.
I won't.
I don't think I could get that close.
I mean, shout out to security at any of these things.
If you're up way in the nosebleeds, you're staying up in the nosebleed.
Now, I'm thinking about it, don't jump the rail and attack the wrestlers
and say you heard the rest of the return has told you to do it.
That's what I said.
I'm not telling you to do it.
If you do it, that's on you.
And expect that ass beating.
You saw when Triple H in them beat the shit about what kind of jumped in the ring.
Or even, I was watching that one match.
shout out to
the late great Eddie Guerrero
oh when the guy
tried to push the ladder
Eddie was fucking him up
Eddie I miss you
Don't Dominic you're not channeling
Eddie Guerrero you're disrespecting
the great Eddie Guerrero
You don't like when he does a little shimmy
No I don't man
I hate it
I hate it
He's got the
He's got the
He's got the mullet going on
yeah he does oh come on
come on ray where are you
man
get in there
if he was supposed to come out
the real rebel never came out
I thought he got beat up or something in the back
but
he should fight at WrestleMania
he should come out with Chavo
and he said
that'd be awesome
yeah I'm coming out with my
my real father's brother
is coming to the ring with me
fuck
come out in a low rider too
but all right everyone on to the main event which i didn't think was going to be much because i was like
man roman reasons beat the hell out of sammy zane
had not a sammy zane fan but after this match my hat goes off to sammy zay he's in better
shape than i am because i was looking at i was like you know he ain't all super buff or anything
again he's way billion times better shape than i am just a fat guy behind a microphone
but this match
well the elimination
I already said they graded that one in a
the undisputed the
W.W.E. Universal Championship
main event match
Roman Reigns, the tribal chief
against Sammy Zane.
This was built up.
We knew this was going to happen but for some reason
I thought it was going to be him against one of the Uso's
which I'm sure we'll probably see at some point.
But this one man they were hyping this one up so much
and if you guys remember that the,
the backlash between the Uso's of Jay leaving the bloodline.
I don't know.
I'm a Jimmy guy.
I love Jimmy.
I want the together tag team?
Awesome.
But what's with this Jay just like kind of not?
He's standing up to them, but then he's got like his shoulder and his head down like he's embarrassed.
And I'm sorry I'm doing this, but I'm standing up for my friend.
I don't know.
I mean,
it's a script.
It's good story-town.
He's conflicted.
It's going against his family,
but he's sticking up for his friend.
All right.
I don't know.
My family is family.
Blood is blood.
I don't know.
Yeah, good storytelling.
I mean, I think this storyline is awesome.
I like what they're doing.
When Roman was,
was kind of a face
and nobody was buying it.
And then everyone's buying the heel
and the tribal chief and the head
of the table. I know a lot of people
buy it. But they still boo him
still because, of course,
he's a heel. But I think people
just still hate Roman reigns.
They just didn't like the push. The Vince was giving
him. I was always a Roman rain fan.
They're booing him for the right reasons now.
Especially in Canada.
Sammy Zane is from there.
That place was
loud and they did they did the one thing I was saying they had to do they had to
because Sammy's music they kind of remixed it a little bit with his the way he
was doing like his little conspiracy gimmick I was saying I was telling myself when he
comes out they better have his old theme music and they did and that fucking crowd
went crazy yeah I like that I don't like when they remix or
change their music.
Seth Rones,
I don't like what they did
to his music.
I liked it when it was just
straight, fast beat,
guitar,
burn it down.
I loved all that.
I don't know what the hell
they didn't do it to him.
When he turned into the Monday,
and Messiah and all that shit changed,
I was like,
oh, come on.
Well, it's kind of weird now
because he's supposed to be a heel,
but now he has a theme song
that everybody sings along to.
I don't know.
And they changed Finn Baller's song,
too.
When he does,
well,
it does a judgment day thing,
but when he does,
come out when everyone was hooting and singing and throwing their hands in the air.
I mean, they don't even do that.
But I loved the little shield remix that Roman was using in the beginning when he started doing all this.
But now, of course, we knew that was going away because he had to change it.
He took off the vest and everything.
I like the black pants on.
I like his music now.
It kind of feels like he's the final boss.
kind of comes out there
and it's kind of epic
and then he gets to the one part of the part of the song
when you know it's time to raise the titles
and the one finger in the air
I don't know
I mean I'm still I still have my place at the table
I'm done for a role but for me since I first found out
about him Indies, NXT, all that
I was always on board and when the shield came along
I was fully on board
I still got my shield shirts, my shield sweatshirt, everything.
I didn't go as far as buying the little black gloves or whatever.
But I still love Roman Rains.
He gets them on there sometime with all this tribal chief shit.
But you're not down with the island of relevancy.
If I'm right there next to them, hell yeah, I'm down, man.
And sitting at home, I'm kind of like, all right, man.
Just get in the ring and beat these guys.
But Sammy, I just didn't really care for him.
But when he got involved in all the bloodline, I was like, really?
Where is this going?
And this is where it's going.
And this is at the end of Sammy.
He's going to keep going.
I think this fight's going to go on for a little while.
Because I knew he wasn't going to win.
I just knew it would be more of bragging rights.
Because Sammy was bringing it to roll.
during this match.
I made my hat's off to Roman for him selling everything he was doing.
And Sammy was getting the shit beating out of him.
But he was doing the same thing.
He was kicking that ass too.
So I was all about it.
And it was a good back and forth too.
And Roman was selling the heel gimmick too because he was talking shit to his wife,
talking about I tried to make us all one family and he ruined it.
I loved him.
I was like,
you guys are really selling this story.
I like that Sammy's wife was there.
That was cool.
But I mean, to each his own,
maybe these wrestlers explain it to their kids when they're there.
Oh,
his daughters look like they were having a good time watching their dad get their ass kicked.
Because that one when it was back in the attitude era when somebody was beating the hell out of McFoly.
and his kids was there.
It was the rock.
Yeah.
His chair shops.
Yeah.
And they were fans of the rock, but they were, I don't think he told him, hey, we're just playing.
I'm okay.
I don't think he told his wife, because she was freaking out too.
They were like terrified of what was going on to their father by someone that they loved.
But I'd like to hear what they think now.
I'm sure they're like in their 20s or 30s.
but this back and forth, man,
I thought it was awesome, both of them.
I mean, Sammy, he was at a fight, and he did it.
And the back and forth, like you said, with the pinning,
like, okay, this is it, this is it.
Both of them, well, we knew fucking Roman Ring wasn't going to get pinned.
But all those times that Sammy got pinned and kicked out of it,
oh, man, me and my son were going off.
We didn't watch it until Sunday, because we were,
we were out of town Saturday and I
tried to stay off
all on my social media because I
didn't want to, I didn't want
anything to ruin it for me
and I made it
until I watched it without anybody
spoiling anything.
But this match, I knew
who was going to win.
I just wanted a good, a good
show and we got it.
Because CBSports.com gave
this an A. I had given it
an A plus because I was, I was on
board with everything that happened in this match.
Yeah, just like you said, you knew who was going to win, but they told this story to where
you, even though you knew who was going to win, you were still rooting for Sammy to somehow
like pull it out.
Would I, I would have been shocked and surprised that if Sammy would have won, but I was kind of
thinking, if Sammy is going to get to some point to where he's going to win, I'm someone
was going to come in and
ruin it, stop it, interfere,
or whatever. I mean, Jimmy
jumped into action
at some point.
Even Jay came in. I don't know.
Jay came out of nowhere. He must have came through
the crowd. Yeah, I was like, were you
under the ring for an hour or
something? Because it was
like he just did some magic
and poof. He was there. And yeah, he was doing
that thing you were talking about, the
the shoulder head down thing.
Yeah, I liked when
Excuse me
When Sammy was getting roughed up right in front of his family
And Roman was talking shit
To his wife like you said
Like yeah, he was a part of family and all this
And it looks like it was his wife, his kids
And I don't know
Maybe some brother or family member
Yeah, I think most of that role right there was his family
Even when they got to the corner
there was I don't know if there were family or just fans that were just talking hell
of shit it was an old man old grandpa he was talking hell and the shit to them and then those
stupid ass guys with the with the belts but they kind of stayed away from that corner it was like
every chance I don't know who those guys were but every chance they got those belts were on
camera yeah bro probably talked to them later after the show yeah I'll beat your ass in the
party like to take those belts but yeah man
Like we said, man, the back and forth,
it's probably the longest wrestler returns ever, everyone's sorry.
But the back and forth with this match was amazing.
It was awesome.
I mean, did they do spectacular moves?
Their moves, but a little bit better.
And it's a little harder to sell it to us to like,
to where I was like, he's not getting up.
He's not getting up after that.
And Sammy kicked out.
time.
Oh,
and Sammy even busted out the
Superman punch.
He even did the
cock.
I wanted him to do the
who.
I was waiting for that.
But if you did notice,
usually the crowd
is behind him no matter what, even if they're
bullying and they all said, like nobody said it.
It was a couple of people.
I still think it's a pre-played, pre-recorded track when it happens, but I don't know.
It could be wrong because nobody really did it.
It was kind of quiet.
And I was like the quietest I've ever seen when he does that.
But what I also loved about this, other than the back and forth, like we said already,
how Roman was selling all the moves when Sammy was beating the hell out of him.
even I mean
this didn't seem like a
match because when they
they spent a lot of time
on the outside and the ref never
tried to count them out
it's like he just let
them beat the hell out of each other
so
I thought that was cool
giving Roman time to keep talking to Sammy's
wife
I did love when Sammy ran over there and kissed
his wife
I thought that was really cool
but then some people go
That's why he lost.
She jinks him.
I was like, oh, come on, everybody.
Those are the super duper diehard wrestling.
Yeah, he wasn't going to win or else it would have,
because they put, they put themselves in a position because people wanted Sammy to win,
but they still want Cody to win too.
Prediction, WrestleMania.
Do you think he's going to win?
Cody?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Huh.
I don't know.
I, if he doesn't win.
and Cody.
Which,
which belt are they fighting for?
Both.
Okay.
But, I mean, there still is the rumor that the Sammy thing's not done.
And I don't know if they're going to do it.
They're probably not.
But there was a rumor going that he was,
Roman was going to defend a different belt.
One to Sammy one night and then the next night,
the other one to Cody.
Hmm.
I don't think they're going to.
I don't know.
everyone keeps saying the rock's going to come in
no Hollywood but I
don't know we'll see
if he comes in cool but I
I'm gonna predict it now
we are going to get Roman in the rock
but we're going to get it at SummerSlam
that's not the biggest stage of the world
we got we're on rocks time
we're not in WWE's
time is he in the new
the next
fast and furious
no he's he's not working with ben diesel
unless it's like they're keeping it a surprise
because they're fucking bringing everyone back even
even what's her name that died is coming back
a wonder woman
she did I said this all these movies
blend together yeah remember she fell out of
the doctor the
oh yeah okay
she's like disappeared and they never went to go
look for her body
they're going to say that's why she was alive
the longest runway ever
yeah I remember that part
is that what my girl is that
my girl threw out what's her name
out of the airplane
yeah and then the next movie she beat up ronda
apparently Michelle Rodriguez can beat up all the top
MMA fighters
she's Michelle Rodriguez she's Emrah that's my girl
I know you've seen the new trailer
where she's flying through the air doing drop kicks.
Oh, hell yeah, I did.
I was, ooh.
I didn't really watch the whole last one.
Yeah, I didn't watch the last one.
Because when everyone said that they went to space,
that kind of turned me off and they didn't really see that part.
Yeah.
Plus it was 10 hours long and I fell asleep.
It's stupid, but they're fun.
They're just stupid fun movies.
So.
And Big Boy bugs the shit out of me.
Yeah, the new one, though, from what I understand,
him and Vin Diesel, they're cool, but they're just not working with each other no more.
Come on, Rock, you better than that.
Or give us another Hobbs and Shaw.
What's his name's back for Fast 10?
That's Statham.
Yeah, I saw that.
I'm cool.
I mean, I thought Hahn died.
Why?
He's still running around it.
I was that his brother.
You got a, I guess you got to finish nine.
Okay.
At first I remember when they brought it back and I was like, I think I don't know which one it was.
I was like, did he die?
But I guess apparently that was before Tokyo drift.
Watch nine.
They'll explain it.
But at the same time, you're going to be like, well, that's fucking stupid.
It's all it all got stupid soon as they became international spies or whatever the hell they are now.
Everyone keeps saying this one.
They're supposed to be going back to a street.
raised. I know I'm supposed to talk about wrestling, but I don't know.
I mean, what's his name?
Looks badass as the villain, though.
Um, Moa?
Aquaman. Yeah, I'm with it.
You got a, Luke Starly's still there.
Yeah, Captain Marvel's in there.
Oh, yep. Um, I'm down. Speaking of that, I'm ready for, I'm ready for the Marvels.
Yeah. I thought they, they were supposed to drop the trailer for Super Bowl.
Uh, did you see Ant man?
No. I'm, I'm, I'm, I, I'm,
I'm going to try to go this weekend.
I'm curious because the Rotten Tomato, the critic score is the lowest rated Marvel movie ever,
but the audience score is like an 85, 87, something like that.
Yeah, Theo goes, it was okay.
It wasn't the best one out of the three.
And I was like, uh, I don't know.
I think I talked about it on the horror returns.
I think after endgame, that's what everybody expects every Marvel movie to be on that
level and they don't understand this is building up to something new and just kind of go into it and have fun
but what do I know I'm into it I mean I was into black Adam speaking of the rock and everyone
hated it but yeah that was that was a fun ass movie and yeah we're not we're not going to get a
sequel nope and Superman just came in and kissed it and left because he ain't in it anymore
Yeah, somebody told him to quit the Witcher.
You're going to be Superman again.
And then he came back for spoiler end credit scene.
And then they were like, oh, we don't need you no more.
Dude, I jumped out of my seat.
Again, I'm supposed to be talking about wrestling.
But I jumped out of my seat when Henry Cowell came walking out.
I was like, oh, my God.
I almost started crying.
Oh, man, never never, nope.
That's it.
Sorry, boys and girls.
But anyway, speaking of Robert Raines,
He wasn't that last fast and fear.
No, he was in Hobbs and Shaw, right?
Yeah, he did the, he did the, ooh, ha.
And he did the Samoan draw.
Yeah, he did.
I like that movie.
It was stupid, man.
I know everyone hated it.
I thought it was good.
I liked it.
Because I just love the way Rock and Jason Statham go out of each other.
But then he was supposed to be a guy because he killed on.
But I don't know, I guess I got to finish the last one.
But anyway, back to the match.
when Sammy's in
and Roben Rames got him to the top
rope and he gave him that
was the sunset flip
is out yeah
Sammy man
awesome cool that they did it
but don't
take long to do it
get up there and do it fast
they kind of spent a little too
long of a time up there
punching each other in the ribs in the back
but you
weren't expected. Sammy did it. And the way Romans slammed onto his back, I'm surprised he kicked
out. Even Sammy Zane's wife was all shocked that he kicked out of it. So I mean, she was,
every time the camera went to her, I don't know if they told, look, hey, babe, every time, just assume
the cameras are on you and sell it like it's the greatest thing or you're scared or whatever,
because she was screaming, covering her mouth, covering her eyes. And, and,
everything when all this was going on.
I loved how Sammy
every time he'd something hard
happened to him, he'd staggered around
like he couldn't stand.
The only thing, I mean, don't get
me wrong, Sammy Zane, he's an awesome performance
and everything, but I don't like this wild man
look that he, that he was going on.
I liked him when he had the short hair and the little
hat and everything when he'd come
dancing into the ring.
But Roman
picked him up Sammy's
just slammed him hell hard, but Sammy kicked out of it.
I looked like he came down on his ear hell hard.
He looked like he was holding his ear because he popped.
I don't know if he popped the ear drum or whatever.
Really quick, there was, they were on the outside of the ring,
and Sammy tried to dive through the bottom of the second rope.
Did he catch like a screw or something on the turn buckle?
Yeah, that scratch on his stomach.
Yeah
Yeah, he caught something
And scraped himself
Well, I'm glad it was just a scrape
Because you don't know what's under those turnbuckles
I mean obviously those ropes are
Or steel
Or whatever there is
There's a covering around him
Yeah, he was pulling out an old school move
I haven't seen him doing a while
When he jumps between the turnbuckles
Yeah
He caught something
And he had that huge scrape
I'm glad that's all it was.
It looked like it hurt.
I'm glad that's all it was because it could have been something sticking out
and it could have been worse and just sliced him open.
Because that was a good seven or eight seven inch scratch down his chest.
I was like, damn.
But it didn't stop him, man.
He kept going.
He kept the party moving.
I loved when Roman Ray's tried to run and give him a Superman punch.
but when he dove in the air, Sammy caught him
and then picked him up and slung him backwards
and threw Roman Raines into the
into the corner.
But then Sammy Zane ran to the other corner
and took too long setting up
because he went running full speed
and Roman Reins gave him the Superman punched
and knocked him down.
But after them just beating the hell out of each other back
and we're going to the end.
Roman Range was pretty,
beat up and dumbass Paul Heyman got in the ring.
I was like me.
You're talking about, wait, you talking about later on or?
Yeah, later.
When he jumped in the ring and started punching, uh, Kevin Owen.
Yeah.
I was like, it looks like one of my little nieces coming in trying to fucking hit me.
Because I was waiting for him to come in at some point.
other well Jimmy came in interfered
oh yeah that was a
they came in first Jimmy came in
interfered
but he got he got roughed up
Sammy beat the hell out of him
threw him out of him out of
yeah
Roman was about to
hit Sammy Zane
with the with the chair
but let me let me go back really quick
the ref took out two
refs
yeah they killed two ruffs
the first one was an Asian gentleman
he got roughed up and he fell out
and the other guy and he fell out of the ring
they would be there a lot of everybody
this match
Eric my son asked me he goes
do the reps get paid a little more
if they got to get into the act
I said I guess if you're going to take
a hard bump
I don't know
I don't know how that works but
yeah
Seth Rorland
Sammy's ain't booted
when he booted
Jimmy out off the
off the ring
so Roman came in with a spear
but then he
kicked out of it
and I love how
Roman just sits there
holding his head
and can't believe
that Sammy keeps kicking out
and said how much
how much
strength that
Sammy has
because that's when
Robo starts yelling at
I give you everything
you're my brother
you know
we're supposed to be like this
this
you and me
oh come on
you said this
you've been you've been saying this
for I don't know how long
you were nothing before
I brought you in
I wouldn't say it was nothing
but I think this kind of brought him up
a little. This is
Roman's words, not my.
But yeah,
when he was getting ready to hit
Sammy with the chair,
that's what
Jay came out of nowhere.
He got the ring.
I liked when they were slamming each other
back and forth.
No, the crowd was all.
Because dumbass Paul Hamer was the one to pull
the chair out and threw it in the ring.
And he was about to
SWAT.
He got to,
Romney got the chair from Paul Heyman.
Shout out to the person that was holding up
Ronnie the limbo driver cut out.
For you Howard Stern fans.
He was a,
he turned around.
I knew something was going to happen
or somebody was going to come out
because Roman was taken too long
to turn around with that chair.
And when he turned around,
Jay came walking into the ring.
And Roman was,
oh,
Oh, shocked and Jay's doing that side eye, head down, look, and Roman starts yelling at him.
I was waiting for Jimmy to come running in and do something.
Jimmy got, he got a louva kicked out of the whole thing because you just didn't see him no more.
He was laying on the side dead.
Thinking he was back at home with Naomi.
I'm sorry, Trinity.
She's not Naomi no more.
He was going to try to give the chair to Jay, but some of this went on a little too long.
Because when this match started, I was like, shit, we've still got like an hour left.
I was like, what are they going to do?
But, I mean, other than they spent a ton of time going back and forth, I thought that was awesome.
And of course, I knew what was going to happen at the end.
It was going to take some time.
But when he gave Jay the chair, and then we knew what was going to happen because Roman starts walking up to Sammy.
He's got to stop turning his back on people with chairs.
I know.
I mean, just because he's a part of your family.
And but Jay was taking out.
I was like, this part was going a little too long.
I was like, come on, come on, man.
Do something.
But then Jay's like just slowly holding it, side eyeing him.
And Roman started to yell at it.
He could easily take him.
out with the chair
but he doesn't he just kind of gets
mad and Roman takes the chair
away from
from Jay and he just stands there
and then he starts pushing them around
in the head
they're just cousins right
yeah he's
they they're like him and
Jimmy Jay and Roman are like
I think like the same age
so they grew up like brothers
yeah because I seen those pictures
of them when they were young.
So when Romans...
Somehow solos the little brother.
Okay.
Well, Romans over there pushing Jay.
He turns his back on Sammy.
Sammy gets up, runs full speed,
tries to spear Roman, but
Roman jumps out of the way. He spears Jay.
Jay goes rolling out. He's dead on the side of the ring.
And then Roman starts hitting Sammy Zane
with the chair.
And they keep... The camera keeps going back
and forth on his wife and his son.
And I believe that's his daughter, too, and whoever else is with him.
And Sammy Zane's back is just red from all this ass beating.
So he spears Sammy Zane one more time.
It starts to pin him.
There comes the second ref.
No, the first ref.
He comes back to life and he times into the rig.
And he pins.
he pinned Sammy and the crowd was quiet.
I mean,
there was a couple of cheers,
but it was just like,
it was more shock.
Again,
we knew how it was going to end,
but I'm sure the Montreal crowd
thought it was going to be a different way
because this is his home crowd.
But Roman is just like laying there,
or just sitting there like,
shaking his head.
Sammy is just laying there.
the crowd is arms crossed mad nobody cheering i'm surprised out they didn't start with the fuck you chance
again but i was just like ah but then usually it's like okay now now this is it it's over and all
that but jimmy comes back to life and he he brings in the action
romans is uh telling him stuff so jay's about to to go to work on sammy because he climbs
on top of him starts punching him in the face and everything
This is when I thought Jay was going to, yeah, Jay was going to come sliding in.
But then as Jimmy's beating the shit-ass Sammy Zane's, Kevin Owens' music hit.
I was all excited.
I was hoping.
He was going to come running in from outside of the ring, but he just comes walking in.
I like this shirt, his Kevin Owens, Montreal shirt.
But some of the crowd didn't care for him because they weren't cheering as loud.
but Jimmy jumps out of the ring
and Kevin Owens beats the hell out of him,
slams him around,
and then he gets into the ring and goes after Roman.
So I assume this is going to start
because Kevin Owens like spears Roman
and then starts punching him in the face.
He picks him up.
Stuns him, boom, he goes down.
And this is a dumbass,
Jimmy jumps back in the ring.
He stuns him.
He sold him pretty good because he bounced out of the ring.
Okay.
He picks up Kevin over jumps out of the rim.
He picks up Jimmy and power bombs him,
pops up power bombs him onto the announce table.
He should have threw him on Corey's dumbass.
He gets out and he walks over, gets a chair.
You see Paul Heyman walking around.
He jumps back in the ring.
He's about to hit Roman rains,
but this is when Paul Heyman jumps into the ring.
Oh,
fat starts punching
Samira, Kevin Owens in the back
with those dumb-ass little punches.
And then Kevin Owens didn't even phase him.
He just turns around.
Hella slow.
I thought he was going to hit him with the chair.
But he's going back and forth
the screaming, but no, come on.
Paul Hayman, man,
how long you've been in the business?
And you couldn't sell this?
stunter?
Well, he's selling the effects
on Raw. He showed up
with a neck brace.
He did not sell it
good at all. He only took to one
knee and they just stumbled backwards.
He's a big guy.
He's older now.
Come on. You got to be careful
when you fall out.
Because after he got
stunned, he just rolled out of the ring
and he's dead.
so Kevin Oans was about to F up Roman Rains
but he kind of sidesteps
Sammy comes back to life
and runs over and gives him a boot
gives Roman a boot to the face
and that's pretty much it
Kevin Oads is there
I still waiting for them to go at it again
because I've said this a billion times on this show
that match they did NXT was amazing
Kevin Oins and Sammy Zane when he
almost killed
Kevin Owens almost killed Sammy Zay.
Well, you know, you know they're going to reunite and go after the tag titles.
Yeah.
And then after that, that's when Samuel or Kevin will stab Samina back again.
Roman Ray rolled out of the ring.
And he walks up.
I assume he picked up Jimmy and Paul Heyman.
And they got the hell out of there because Kevin Owen starts walking out.
And they're already gone.
Jay just disappeared just like he appeared in the ring just instantly.
Probably rolled under the ring.
He's hiding there that couldn't come out until everyone was gone.
It's got to be like a trap door under there that goes somewhere.
Because Kevin Owens came in and it did help him,
but it didn't seem like they,
like he wanted to.
I think,
I don't know.
Yeah,
I think the story's going somewhere.
I think it was more so he was good for the whole,
handcuffing them to the ropes and beating them with the chair.
Oh, that's right.
Usually it would have been over by now, but no, they had to give Sammy his love.
It was weird.
It was like we were saying goodbye to Sammy.
Yeah, I was like, no, this ain't the Andrew.
He can't go through one of his biggest pushes ever.
And then, all right, now I'm done.
No.
He's got to enjoy.
He was getting emotional.
He was getting emotional.
He waves to the crowd.
And then he's just like, what are we doing here?
I know it's not goodbye.
No, I thought he was going to cry or something.
It looked like he was about to and his wife screaming,
I love you.
And all right, everyone, that's it.
And there was over with,
I never watched any of the after math interviews.
Did you watch any of that?
I think I caught some of it.
I think he just basically was talking about how you felt like he let everybody down.
and this was his moment
and
I think that's the only part I caught.
Let no one down.
We knew how it was going to end.
Yeah, because I was reading
this one
article saying
they don't feel like he's a
main event type guy.
I'm just kind of like,
if the story is right,
anybody can be a main event guy.
This was
awesome.
I mean, I thought it was, I thought it was a good main event for this pay-per-view.
I mean, all these are going to lead into WrestleMania.
So I think it's going to be an awesome show.
I still don't like the two-night thing, but okay, get more of our money and everything.
So, but, yeah, everyone, that was Elimination Chamber.
Again, this is probably the longest wrestling return with ever done.
You're going to get two, maybe four hours of WrestleMania, because that's two nights,
which I won't, probably won't go this long.
But if I'm there, we'll probably get more wrestling returns.
So cross your fingers, everyone, that I'm there, because I will do some stuff there.
I did do a small little, I think it was wrestling returns when I was a SummerSlam,
when it was me and my.
When you were bothering the 49er fans?
Yeah.
I know we did a little small one there.
We had a good time.
If I do go, cross your fingers, everyone, I will do more of that.
And I will try to talk to a was that at your team stadium?
That was not my team.
That was that the stupid ass Las Vegas Raiders.
Oh, that's right.
Speaking of that, welcome to the baseball returns.
The fucking, I don't know if it's true right now.
It's just news story for clicks or whatever.
They're saying that my Oakland A's are going to move to Vegas.
This has been the talk for, I don't know how many years right now,
and they're still talking, oh, we're going to build a stadium in Oakland,
but I don't know.
So they're just moving everything out of Oakland.
Yeah, the warriors went back to San Francisco.
Warriors were, for those of you that don't know,
the warriors were in San Francisco first.
And then they came over to Oakland.
They were never the Oakland warriors.
They were always just golden state.
They're still golden state over in San Francisco.
Because they built that new arena for them and all that.
So good for them.
I was never a basketball fan anyway, so I didn't care.
Now the A's Raiders left.
Fuck them.
They suck anyway.
Anyway, and fuck you, Derek Carr.
This is the town.
If you're a Raiders fan, if you're a real Raiders fan, if you're an Oakland Raiders fan,
you'll feel like me.
But they're all Raider Nation.
Shut up.
I'm Oakland Raiders Nation.
Not that of the bullshit.
fake bullshit that went to L.A. then to Vegas.
But if the A's leave,
it looks like
they're getting ready to build a
stadium. There's plenty of room down there.
Cool. So go for it.
But I don't know. We'll still
see. It's still not a done deal yet.
Question is, will you still
be an A's fan? Hell no.
I'm not a British fan. If I'm going to,
yes, I went to Washington for the Seahawks.
I'm part of
the Seahogs now.
You're going to be a Mariners fan?
Hell no.
I had to keep it West Coast and I'm still going to keep a killer Cali.
I'll never be a Giants fan.
One side of the bay only.
Giants, that's for suckers.
If you're a Giants fan, you ain't got more rings than us.
Oakland A's, that is.
Nah, I'm going to go down south because everyone was going to be a Giants fan.
Fuck, no, I'll never be a Giants fan.
Never be a 49er fan.
A Santa Clara 49er fan.
I'll never be in that either.
That's my mom and dad and all.
then. I kept it real
Oakland.
I won't be an Anaheim fan.
I won't be a Padres fan.
I am going to go with the
Giants rival team.
The Los Angeles Dodgers.
All my friends already know that.
And if you listen to the East Society, you know
that too. But we're here for
the Horror Returns Network.
The Oakland Aids leave me and go to
Vegas. Fuck them.
But will I go to that stadium for
a game? Of course I will. I already went
to Raiders Stadium for SummerSlam.
Nice stadium.
I can give it that, but fuck the Raiders.
I should you not, dude.
It wasn't the best football stadium I've been into
was Dallas Cowboys. That was amazing
in there for WrestleMania.
I had a good time.
Raiders stadium, it's cool. It looks
neat. I was standing out. I remember
just seeing the pictures, but looking, when we
went to SummerSlam, standing outside, looking at it. It looks
cool. It looks cool from the air as well when you fly over it.
go to the airport, the big old black ring.
They call it the Death Star. That's not the Death Star.
Fuck y'all, you, they call it that.
Death Star blew up. So the second one.
It's cool inside. It looks nice.
It was hot outside.
I was standing there and sweating. I thought I was going to die when we were going in.
But it was nice and cool inside.
Plenty of space. It was good.
At some point, WrestleMania will be there.
and I will be there.
I'll go there for wrestling advance or concerts or whatever.
If I go to a football game, I'll go.
I'm at the 40.
You have to see the Cawks play in there at some point.
But the thing is, the tickets are a billion dollars.
So I don't know.
But I have been in there.
I thought it was a really cool stadium.
But fuck the Raiders.
And if the A's leaving again, fuck you guys too.
But we'll see.
But with that, everyone, that was Elimination Chamber.
All two hour, two and a half hours of it.
Yeah, you got elimination chamber.
You got some fast and furious.
You got a baseball talk.
He got everything.
We're going to be back.
If you guys listen to our prayer for the roll boys, right on.
Thank you.
We've got the principal coming next for that as well as we still got to do enter the ninja for we start our ninja action returns.
Yeah, the Canon Ninja trilogy.
Yep.
So get ready for that.
Oh, you watched the plane?
I got to finish it.
Okay.
We might have to bonus that one because I like that.
You know they're doing a sequel called Ship.
What was he going to be?
He's going to be a ship, a boat captain now?
Well, the one guy is coming back.
Luke Cage.
Okay.
I guess he can be trying to get on a boat
and maybe he's trying to get back to America
and pirates
take over. I don't know. If you guys saw a plane,
you know how awesome that movie was.
Is it a third one going to be called train?
Ah, no. That train
Under Siege 2 didn't
work out with
Steven Seagall and
Ricky, whatever his name is.
That was terrible. Did we do
Under Siege yet? No.
All right. I'll do that one.
Don't do the second one unless we just do it for
shits and giggles because that second one was horrible.
Have we done any Segal movies?
No, because I think he's a,
just my opinion, everybody, I think Stephen Seagal's a big piece of shit.
Of course he is, but I like the first 80s, 80s shit.
Yeah, his first few movies are pretty good,
but if you want to watch his newer stuff or his later stuff,
go to go to Jason Brantz.
YouTube channel
he reviews bad movies
and he fucking hates
Steven Schaul
Oh
Those deep
He watches
Horror one he tried to do
With the vampires or something
Yeah they did that one on there
Oh
I couldn't even
I did got like
45 minutes in
I think I think they quit
Watching a movie halfway through
Well I quit that one
Because I couldn't
I was just this is terrible
I mean, you just get old and let your hair go gray or let it fall out.
I remember everybody freaked out when he came up here to film that one movie.
The one with the,
it was like,
the oil one on the land.
Yeah.
The oil one on the land.
Yeah.
And he was,
I heard he wasn't well like with the native Alaskans up here.
Oh,
he fucking thought he was,
he was talking like,
yeah,
he was talking like he.
knew what was going on and
he'll beat your
ass I can give you that I wouldn't talk
I can talk shit now because he's not
here but I mean he is the real deal
is he as fast as he was probably not
but I'm sure if he got old he'll whoop your ass
but yeah what's his name said he wants to fight him
who Michael
Jai White
oh Michael Jai White beat his ass
I see that's too
I've seen that video with him and
um
what's his nuts
rest in peace
Um, street brawler or backyard brawler.
Oh, uh, Kimbo.
Yeah, Kimbo slice.
That one, I guess it was that one prison movie they filmed.
Bone.
And yeah, and, uh, blood and blood, he was doing that here, man, try to hit my hand.
And he was doing it, but then I, it was some kind of video like that.
Yeah, I know what you're talking about.
Michael Jai White's the real deal.
I don't care what anyone says, are all those movies good?
No.
I did like Spawn.
Yeah, we did it and we tore it apart.
But it was, I liked his other ones, everything.
And you got to start somewhere with Toxic Avenger 2.
So, but now we're rambling, everyone.
But anyway, yeah, welcome.
Welcome back to this and that and everything.
So go over to the Hortarreturner.com for everything dealing with the network.
Listen to the latest episode and then going over to the SkaterNez podcast network
and listen to the last six episodes that we dropped for you guys all in a row in one week.
So I don't want to hear anyone complaining that we're not doing anything.
We didn't give anything this week because if you listen to the last episode.
Well, you guys do have a All-Star game.
Break breakdown or what is it called?
Check-in, NBA check-in.
Yeah, the Zisor did his NBA check-in.
So is that six?
That's one, two, three, four, five.
Yes, no six.
No seven.
Yeah.
We gave you two Last of Us breakdowns.
I don't do that because I don't want to show.
We gave you aliens commentary.
We get you at the movies with Knock at the Cabin.
Shout out to everyone to listen to that.
And then a regular, full regular episode.
And then we did a half-out.
episode
281 just to put something out we did cover something but wasn't the good 10
hour show like we always give you guys but we're giving you guys 10 hours here so
but yeah we got more expect another a new East Society next week because
shout out to my mother-in-law she went to live with the old ones and her services
are this weekend so we're just trying to get ready for all of that but I want to
thank my brother here
for helping me through all this,
through this hard time.
And for those of you that know my story,
the reason why I started podcasting,
because I lost someone that I loved dearly
and I miss him every day.
I was the main reason why I started podcasting
to keep myself sane.
And, yeah, my mother-in-law,
she passed away.
Natural causes in her sleep.
And, yeah, we're just getting ready for everything.
Family and everything are coming into town.
It's not going to be a same.
It's sad if it's not going to be a sad time.
She wanted a celebration.
So she goes, she goes, I want a party.
I don't want a funeral.
So it's going to be tough.
It's been rough the past a week.
And we're going to do our best and try to give her the party that she wants.
So everyone, keep my family, Brise family, and your family all in our hearts because we're all here.
Everyone that listens to the shows that we do, Brian and I do, thank you so much.
It just makes me feel better to give you guys more.
And all the rambling and bullshit that I say, it's all out of love and fun.
Don't take everything that I say seriously, everyone.
These are all my thoughts.
So, but.
It's all entertainment.
Yep.
But with that, we will be back for more WrestleMania or more wrestling returns for you
and everything else we got here.
So just come back for more.
So until then, please be safe out there.
And party on.
And be good to each other.
