The Horror Returns - The Wrestling Returns - WWE Elimination Chamber (2026)
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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, welcome to another episode of the wrestling returns.
Welcome back, everybody, to a brand new episode of Wrestling Returns.
I'm your host, Brian.
With me, as always, is my brother Nez.
What's up, man?
Yo, man, I'm good.
What's up, everybody?
I'm sorry, it's been a while.
A lot of stuff's been going on in our personal lives.
So we're just, we're hanging tough, man.
so but yeah
the W.W.E. Elimination Chamber
26
this actually
took place back
back in March
so for those of you wrestling people that were waiting for it
I was like we'll get to it we'll get to it
I mean the whole thing
from what I remember
it was it was good I had a good time
I mainly really
focused on the actual elimination
chamber matches the other ones
Yeah.
They were just,
that could have been on Raw or Smackdown or something.
So, but overall,
I thought it was cool.
I mean, again, there was sometimes I was like,
okay, poking around on my phone.
But like I said,
I really just paid attention to the elimination chamber ones.
Yeah, I was kind of the same.
The women's chamber was decent,
and the men's chamber was okay.
I didn't care about the point.
punk fin baller match because
i like fin baller but he he's not
beating punk and going to the main event at russomani
that ain't happening and
the a j lee becky lynch match
i felt like this match was just to set up
russomania and they could have did that on rar or smackdown
yeah that one
a j and
that
she was
carrying her the whole time.
AJ was just like,
okay, I mean...
Been over 10 years since she had a singles match.
Yeah, so, I mean,
she should have been every week
up to this point.
Because Becky was carrying her
the whole match. I was like,
you could see the times
that she was messing up.
But yeah, again, yeah, she hasn't
had a singles match in her
long.
And I was kind of like,
all right, cool.
I mean, it's good to see AJ.
I wasn't that big of a fan of her.
But it was good to see her back.
Yeah, I like that she's back
because she was a lot of inspiration
for a lot of women to get into wrestling,
especially around that time period.
So it's good to have her back,
but I 100% agree with you.
She should have been having match week to week.
for the past couple months.
I know she's been training before she came back
because I've seen video of her punk in the ring together,
but it's not the same as it actually having matches.
Yeah, I mean, she's not the greatest on the mic,
but when she gets in the ring,
she does what she needs to do.
But it was just like you can clearly see Becky
was really just hanging on to her
and making sure that she looked good.
so because yeah
AJ ended up winning
the title so
I mean that was good
I mean yeah basically they handed it to her
but it's alright and she ain't gonna lose it
at WrestleMania so
we'll see but all that stuff
going on with the ticket prices and everything
hopefully they they listen to punk
I don't know they listening to punk
the guy he called out
the the the
Pat Mac
the agent he said
to you know who you are
I guess that guy he's talking about
is one of the TKO guys
I'm like
were they back in
guerrilla just going
what's he doing and ah
is he like ready to walk out the door again
or
well there's a lot of shit going on
because you heard the Cody Rose
promo from last week
no
after he got
kicked in the nuts from Pat McAfee
and Pat McAfee dropped his little promo
go
go listen to Cody's promo right after
that because apparently that was all real
yeah I don't know what's happening over there
it's just
I know it's all about money now
it's not about the fans
it's like ah this is for the fan
it's not it's this is just a money deal
everything is expensive now.
Merchandise shirts, all that,
and ticket prices,
and they were saying,
yeah,
people are going to pay it,
they'll pay it,
they'll pay.
And it looks like people are paying it,
but I ain't the one.
So,
I can't justify dropping what they're charging.
The WrestleMania ain't sold out yet.
Uh-uh.
I mean,
I pay,
The last WrestleMania, I went to
32.
I think that was the last one I went to.
I think it was the one in Dallas.
I paid
$25. I had to stand the whole time, but it was $25.
And now they're $400?
Oh, my God. It's crazy.
But I don't know.
We'll see what happens.
I mean, I'm excited every year for WrestleMania.
I wasn't a fan of the two-day thing, but now I'm like, well, all right, cool.
We get two nights of wrestling, so.
Yeah, but you should go listen to Cody's promo from last Smackdown.
He's like, basically, what's you're going to do, fire me.
That worked out good for you the last time.
Well, he went back and he came back on top.
So we'll see.
but yeah the AJ and Becky one
it was what it was it was just
it wasn't the greatest
I mean CBS Sports gave it a B minus
I don't know about that
but I don't know
we'll see and the punk Finn Baller
one there was no way
punk was going to drop it
to Finn Baller and
I hate to say it
I mean don't get me wrong man I love punk
and I was cheering for him but
Finn Ballard was carrying him too
because punk looked like he was out of gas
and Finn is
just in better shape
and
he was doing his thing man but he
he could easily want
they weren't fucking up the punk Roman
main event
I mean I'm excited for that too as well
I mean
I love both of them
Roman and punk
but
I'm kind of disappointed
in this build-up because
Romans said
the family
can have at you
before and after
WrestleMania I was expecting
them to have family members
jumping punk left and right
yeah
but we ain't had nothing
I don't know
I mean
I'm so waiting for the rock to come back for some reason.
That's a rumor, but that's a rumor for the Cody match.
I would have liked to have seen them go at it.
Man, I still wanted to see the Rock and Roman go at it, but then...
I heard they're saving that for Saudi Arabia next year.
I think really going to do that.
paid the money
I mean nothing against the
the W.W.E. universe over there
but with what's going on in the world
today and
I know they were all scared the last time
and thankfully nothing happened
but
I don't know, man. I think they should just
keep it here until
everything kind of cools
down because it's
so there's
a big, big, a bit of risky
on that side of the world.
on what's going on today and all of this.
I want to get into it, but I don't know.
Yeah, but I like what they're doing with Finn.
I like how they're transitioning them to over to a face
and getting him out.
Well, he's out of the judgment day now.
And I don't know if you saw his promo from last Monday,
but he's teasing the demon returning for WrestleMania.
That's what I want.
I've been wanting that.
for years now.
He's going to pull the demon out on Dominic.
I want all that, man.
I loved it.
It takes some 10 hours to get to the ring,
but I still want it.
I mean, I've been waiting for it to come back.
Oh, real quick.
Did you see Liv Morgan?
She got, did you hear it?
Yeah, you heard it.
Dook.
Yeah, people were like,
people were trying to say
they edited the sound in there.
I was like, no.
Because she knocked heads
with Roxanne so hard.
Roxanne wasn't even in the shot no more.
Stephanie came running in.
Boom, duke, you heard that.
And yeah, Roxanne, she disappeared.
I guess that match
might be off the table now.
Because lives in
what do you call a concussion protocol?
Yeah. I don't know, man. I mean...
Throw Raquel in there.
They tried to come in a little too hard with that one.
Yeah, Steph. Steph was a little excited on that one.
And what's her deal? Other than she's getting into the Hall of Fame,
people are like, are she going to get back in the ring? I'm like...
Who's Stephanie McMahon?
Yeah.
I heard her in Triple H.
It's a rumor, but I heard they're both out the door after mania.
Well, everyone's wanting Triple H's head.
They all want him to get fired or quit or something.
I'm like, geez.
Well, there's a lot of, it's real messy.
There's a lot coming out now that he's not exactly in charge.
of creative like people thought he was it's TKO's getting getting in it and saying we need this to go down we need that to go down
yeah and of course there's the rumors of Vince coming back I thought he was gonna start his
a new promotion yeah sounds good I mean I know he's got the money but does he have the
the stars.
I don't know.
I mean, he's still got that lawsuit going.
I mean, who's signing with him?
Yeah, that's
a turn off for me, man.
If you guys read those text messages,
that was some ill shit, man.
I'm like, goddamn.
I don't know, man.
Just start another promotion
and work your way up.
It's not like you can.
you've done it before you know what you're doing um just but there's nobody to sign though i mean
the biggest free agent at this time well not anymore was chris jericho and he went back to a e w
oh man he's not coming back no he showed up last week on dynamite but that one song judas
and then and this week he brought back the the the little
list.
Yeah.
I was hoping for him
at Rumble, but we didn't get it.
So,
I don't know.
We'll see.
Yeah, I'm watching this
AJ and Becky one.
Yeah, Becky's,
she's holding her.
Because AJ was just
sloppy with some of her moves.
But Becky was doing her best
to make her look good.
Well, she's sloppy.
the entire match or as the match went on?
I can't remember.
It seemed like she was going a little too hard.
I mean, I think if she was slowed up a little,
she could have had more little control.
Because right when they jumped in the ring,
it was just like boom, boom, boom, boom,
right after another.
She was just trying to get into it.
And Becky, you could see it in Becky's eyes.
She was kind of like, slow you roll.
And we'll get through this.
I mean,
AJ was still doing what she does.
She was doing her moves.
It was just,
they weren't the greatest.
Yeah,
like we said,
she could have worked her way up to this,
had some matches and everything,
but for not having a match that long
and then get in,
get in there.
So, man,
that rust is there,
but I'm sure she'll do better at Mania.
So we'll see.
But, I mean,
she looked good
she came out
did her thing
and Becky was doing her thing
her little heel run I liked
the the AJ heel
but I don't know if we're ever going to get that
no
so but
yeah but overall
I mean it was it was kind of a back and forth
thing
and they really needed to talk to these
cameramen
they were getting the not just these guys
every like other matches they were like getting too close
to everybody
when they were talking to one another.
Not so much so you can hear it,
but you can clearly see their mouths moving.
Just picking up them talking to each other in the ring.
Yeah, I'm like, come on, camera guys.
I don't know who's controlling it back there, but...
Really quick.
The green shirt guy.
Yeah.
He's obviously a somebody that's always in the front.
must be a high roller.
I was watching this video.
It was from a long time ago.
It was that thing when punk in Sacramento at Raw and he turned around and hit some dude.
People are saying that the guy he hit was the green shirt guy and this is why he's able to sit in the front all the time.
But then I was watching other videos.
They were saying that wasn't him.
It looked like him, but it's not.
That's a good fan theory though.
So I don't know.
I mean, that was about as much digging as I went into that.
Because I remember when that incident happened.
My buddy was actually like right there in that section that night.
Him and his son were there and they saw it all.
So, but I watched that video and it does look like him, but I can't confirm it.
And then like I said, it was another video saying, nah, it's not him.
It's someone else.
so but
yeah I don't know who he is
whoever he is
I mean he knows somebody
to be right in the front
at every single thing
so
yeah AJ ended up
pulling it out
in this one again
good for her
I mean she
she got her title
after all these years
and I did say
yeah they just handed it to her
of course they did
I mean AJ wasn't going to just come back
and not have title runs.
Yeah, she's going to hand it right back at WrestleMania.
Real quick.
Why do they do my boy Danhausen like that?
They're wasting him.
I hate it.
What are they doing?
I mean, if anybody actually knows Danhausen,
he can do his thing in the ring.
Yeah.
But now he's like the comedic guy
that sells merch.
Because one of my friends was like,
who he posted something on Facebook.
He was like, who is this?
He's going to WrestleMania.
And I assume he doesn't watch all the regular shows or AEW when he was there.
He was like, who is this vampire guy?
I was like, you don't know who he is?
He's fresh.
He goes, I don't know.
I don't.
I don't like this guy.
And I'm like, I said, just, I said, I don't know what they're doing to him.
I said, give him a minute.
He'll, uh, he'll grow on you.
So, I mean, I'm glad he has the fans now.
But that, they set him up wrong.
Because that whole crate thing, you know, everybody thought it was like Jericho.
Yeah.
I heard even Vince was in the crate or just crazy shit.
But then when it was Dan housing, I was just like.
no you're going to piss the fans off because they're expecting somebody else yeah i was hoping it was
jericho and then i went uh okay well i knew he was coming so right on i can accept it
but yeah this they don't know what they're doing let him shine he knows what he's doing
so we'll we'll see i forgot uh jose josephs i forgot uh jose
Jessica got roughed up during the match.
I still think they're setting up a Jessica versus Becky match in the future.
Oh, I think so.
I mean, Jessica, she can do it.
Because there was like a buildup to this match where Jessica was on the outside of the ring.
You know, when a brawl or something happens.
Yeah.
And like she's seen Jessica and then she was just like giving her the attitude out in the ring even though Jessica had nothing to do with the match at all.
So I think just like little things like that they're setting up a match between them too.
She can stun her.
Yeah, because Becky kicked her in the head.
First Becky slammed her into the corner when she was trying to fix the turnbuckle.
But then she kind of stepped out of it and then Becky stepped back and she, she'd try to.
tried to kick AJ, but AJ jumped out of the way.
And she kicked Jessica the side of the head.
So she went down.
And Becky had tapped out, but Jessica was laying there because AJ was like,
oh, fuck, what's going on?
So she went over and she's trying to help Jessica.
But then Becky came back and bounced back at her, slammed into AJ.
Then she goes crashing on the Jessica.
She's laying there.
And then they dove out in the.
of the ring outside of the ring and a j was getting thrown all over the place so but a jay came back
though and she ended up winning after uh jessica kind of got shook it all off and got back in
i'm cool with her if uh if jesska and a uh becky go at it i mean it'll be it'll be good
just don't do her dirty let her win the first one then then she can get beat up if she uh continues
to wrestle.
So I don't know.
Yeah, what I would do,
I would have,
like maybe if Becky doesn't win
at WrestleMania,
that Becky thinks it was because
Jessica was biased.
Yeah.
And did like a fast three count or something.
Because yeah,
once AJ got Becky into her
her little submission hold,
what does she call it,
the Black Widow?
Yeah.
She got her into,
that it was like Becky immediately started to tap out so I was like all right good good for her man
but yeah I have that feeling she's gonna she's gonna drop it but then the other match the
Finn Baller and punk one um yeah I feel sorry Larry is no longer with us yeah his little dog
he brought him to Comic
He had a little
Carrier and Larry was in there
I got my little Larry figure
Somewhere around here
Some guy did some custom figures
I'll see him punk
And Larry came with it
So rest of peace Larry
But
Again punk man
I'm all for him
I'm with it
But
He's getting old
man, he's
he's just moving a little bit slow
and you can see that he runs out of gas
too much.
So, I don't know
because Finn made him look like he was
he was ready
he could have kept going.
If it was like an Ironman match
I mean, Finn could have made it all the way
and punk you probably had to
carry him out in the stretcher.
But I don't know, man.
We'll see.
If the demon comes, which I hope
yeah punk's can have a paint
yeah he's
he's coming because they
at the end of the promo
it like faded to black
and all you saw was like red eyes or something
because I have that
yeah there it is over my
that the demon
the pop
was a FYE exclusive
for those of you
they still have FYEs
they're shutting them down
but I was able to get one
so
but we'll see
man we'll see what's going on but yeah
this match it went it went
back and forth
but like I said punk looked like he was running
he was running out of juice
and Finn could have just easily
whoop that ass but uh there
there was no way he was gonna
lose this match here
so but I don't know man
we'll see what happens
yeah
but the next match just make it
make it good
if you can bring the demon back
make it really good
I think him and Dominic
are going to have a good match
Oh yeah
Dominic man
W.D. Dom he can do it
we're not saying he can't
but I just hope
what's his name kind of
does his own thing
JD McDonough
Yeah he's in the latter match
for the intercontinental belt
So he's doing his own thing
I just don't get hurt, man.
You've been through too much already, man.
I'm worried about Ray, because they threw him in there.
He just came back from injury.
Yeah.
Ray, man, we love you, brother, man.
You got nothing to prove anymore.
You've done it all.
You've won them all.
You don't need to do anything, man.
They were trying to kill him, because I have,
I guess the rumor was before he got hurt.
It was supposed to be him and Gunther at WrestleMania.
And I'm like, you're trying to kill this, man?
No.
I mean, that's, that would have been just, yeah, man,
he would have just throw him all over the place.
But I don't know.
Big ass Gunther and Little Ray.
Nope, that's.
And I hate that match there, building up to him and Seth Rollins.
it's like
it's just
no buildup
I mean if you guys
like Gunther you like him
but I
I mean I understand
it was supposed to be
Seth and Bronbreaker
and Braun got hurt
and then Bronson Reed
got hurt
so you can't do the
revenge on the vision
story angle
but
just like a week or two
before WrestleMania
and it's just
Gunther comes out
and jumps Seth Rollins
where's the build out
I don't know who's
creative
or what's happening
we'll see
it's just
it's like they're just
throwing shit against a wall
all right go
like man
it's probably why punk's getting
all mad
he's getting all
bitter again
just
finish it out
punk man just
get your paycheck
do what you got to
do you can't control it
so
dude that gTS the fin
took man
he took it hard and I looked like that shit connected
kicked him out of the ring
and punk is laying there just mouth bleeding
just huffing and puffing
the thing that
once the ESPN took over
I don't like the
the video quality
on how it looks.
It's
I don't know
I don't know I explain it. It doesn't look like
it did before.
These look like
clear movie
images.
The live
raw type of stuff made
that looks different when it's on Netflix.
The
PLEs are
too crisp and clean. I don't like
how they look
what was the deal for like
five six years or something
yeah I think
I don't think it's gonna last five
I don't either they better not because then
this is the only thing I watch on ESPN
well when my dad was here he was watching everything
but
because he was like yeah VSPN I was like I do
he was watching I don't know some shit that was on
but
he goes why do you have it I said for wrestling
Once a month.
Yeah.
He goes, you still watch wrestling?
I said, come on, dad.
I'm going to watch it to the end.
And they got people for, what was it, March?
Yeah.
Because there was no PLE in March.
Yeah, they got me.
But, well, my dad was here, so he made it worth it that month.
Yeah.
So, but there's nothing really I watch on there.
it looks like I can watch
what's his name's
a podcast show
their little wrestling show
a little ice cube
O'Shea Jackson Jr.
Yeah him
I listened to the show
I didn't know it was on here
Yeah he's he's a true fan
Yeah he is
He's really
Interrestle they know what they're talking about
Because the way he was talking
yeah man been since i was a little kid so i mean good for him he's out there doing it the prize
wwee ain't bringing him on to russomania maybe we got jelly roll we got speed i heard tom brady's
might get involved why because it's celebinia or whatever they're calling it this year
come on jelly man just
take it easy bro man you got nothing to prove you you proved that was the last year they're using
him way too much i think it was a week or two ago he was in the back locker room a smackdown
given like anybody who came across him like inspirational speeches yeah well he got clocked
so but i don't know there was some uh some kind of shit going on with him
People are mad at him for something.
I don't know.
I'm just like, uh, I think it was his Grammy speech.
He brought,
I think he brought religion into it or something.
And everybody got all.
Pinted at a sheep.
Yeah, I'm like, that's what he believes in.
Yeah, man, I mean, believing, I've always said this.
Believe in whatever you want to believe in.
Just don't, uh, talk shit about what, what people believe in.
because you don't believe in it doesn't make it
not true.
Yeah, and from what I remember,
it wasn't like,
if you don't believe in this,
it was just where he believes in.
Yeah.
I've heard those people,
if you don't believe this way,
you're going to hell
and all this shit.
I just,
that's why I don't,
I don't go to church or any of that thing.
Yeah.
Because I asked my dad one time,
I said,
Dad, your family,
grandma and grandpa were really religious
and your brothers and sisters.
He was like,
I just didn't see the need in it.
You need in it. I'm like, oh, all right, cool.
But they never shoved it down our throats.
Like some of my boys,
their parents, they were like,
you gotta go to church every Sunday
and all the stuff you guys do,
you're all going to hell.
Listen to that devil music,
riding those skateboards,
I'm like, damn.
My parents never did anything like that.
Yeah, punk is okay,
as well as, well, they gave it a B.
All right.
Giving out them bees.
But the women's elimination
Met Chamber won with Mommy,
Ria Ripley, Tiffie Time, Tiffany Stratton,
Keanu James,
Rock Hell Ruttery.
liking Keanu James.
Yeah. She's showing out
when she gets the opportunity.
Yeah.
Oscar and your girl,
Liv Morgan.
The real champ.
They're goose egg.
Good better, Lou.
I've said this before.
I know she's a mom now.
Live, not live,
Alexa Bliss.
I hated her before.
I don't know.
I love her.
her now. I want her to get all crazy again.
They got a way through this whole
her and Charlotte best friend's angle
before she's going to get crazy again.
Get all crazy again because that whole thing with
Bray Wyatt, man, rest of peace. That was awesome.
That brought me back to her.
I want one of those little dolls, whatever the name of it is.
I want one of those, but I ain't about paid no $50.
She can kiss my ass.
but yeah
I love that
I love the elimination chamber
but it just takes them too damn long
to get into the ring
so
I think the last one that really
got me excited was
when Shana was in there
beating the shit at everyone
oh they fumbled the ball
with Shana
yeah
I want to make it to one of her little
indie shows
looks she's out she's still out
they're doing it, man.
Well, I think she's going to be
at the, what you're
called again. What is it? Bloodsport.
All right.
Raquel, come on, man.
You don't need all them.
Big Mommy, cool, you could do your own thing.
Oh, they're setting up
the breakup of judgment day.
Yeah.
I think if Raquel
and
Roxanne
get together
I think they can do it
I don't know
we'll see
well I think
if Liv can't
do WrestleMania
because of the concussion
thing
throw Raquel in there
have Raquel
win the belt
then have Liv
come to celebrate her
and then take
out Raquel
and then set up
that feud
that'll do it
see bring me on a triple age yeah give me that check
and then mommy comes out
whew damn
leader I love you but
mommy's got my heart
you'll always have my heart leader I love you to death
you know that I've told you but
oh man I want to meet Ria at least once
once and I hope she goes to come she's never been to
to Comic-Con, well, since I've been going to those panels, I never see her there.
Do you think she needed to win?
No.
But if it's leading to WrestleMania, I mean, I want her to have that belt again.
So we'll see.
I don't know.
I mean, she's another one.
She's done it all.
Mommy's always on top.
So we'll see what's going on.
I'm not excited about this, Rhea versus Jade.
Yeah.
And Jade is with her little crew, which that makes zero sense.
Because I don't know if you've been following her on SmackDown.
Uh-huh.
She's been beefing with B-Fab and she's Mia E.M to me.
She's not me-chin.
She's been beefing with them too.
And then all of a sudden they just join up with her and jump all three of them,
jump Ria.
like I said many times tonight
where is the buildup
Keanu James is big
yeah
they're wasting her too
if they just let her go
I mean I'd like to see her and
Ria go out a little more
we'll see
she kind of reminds me of
what's her name
from uh
Guardians of the Galaxy. What's that?
Yeah. What's her real name?
Zoe Saldana.
Yeah, she kind of looks like her a little bit.
Yeah.
But buffer.
They're wasting her. She's like,
Julia's like business manager or something.
Julia, they're wasting her. They put a belt on her that she doesn't even defend.
I don't know what they're doing, man.
just I don't know.
Of all the Japanese ones all hooked up,
they would wreck house on everybody.
All the ladies,
they would just run through them all.
I heard we might not even get E.O. and Oskah
at WrestleMania.
And they've been building that up.
It's like the stuff they're building up,
we might not get.
I don't know what they're doing over there.
there. But
it's
from what my friend says. She goes
she had to go down
to the strip because one of her friends
were there and she, because she never goes
there. And she goes,
yeah, man, WrestleMania, they're really going for it
with everything.
So you coming? I said, I don't know.
Right now, maybe. We'll see.
But I ain't
paying a million dollars.
Tiffany Stratton,
lover or
she does her thing
beautiful young woman
but I'm over her
well
like you said love her
she's a top star
and she might not even be involved
in WrestleMania
because they're trying to have
this
specific number of matches thing
you got two days
well they got that
and plus you got
Smackdown
they're not doing the Smackdown
and Hall of Fame
in the same night, are they?
I don't know. What was with this
NXT takeover
was a couple days ago.
I don't know.
Isn't that like the day before
WrestleMania? It was like
the morning of.
Yeah. Because my buddy, he went.
He said he goes, as soon as that was done, then they all
walked down to that bitch-ass
Raiders Stadium.
He was like,
he was, dude, I was worn out. Because he went
to the Hall of Fame thing too.
He went to all of it.
And he was like, man, I was a hell tired.
He said he was falling asleep during Nax T.
I said, you were supposed to go back to bed.
You guys, ah, I'm in Vegas, man.
Those drinks were calling me.
I said, oh, man.
Other than free drinks.
Yep.
He's a high roller.
So even if he wasn't getting free drinks at the machines,
he still gets him.
but Tiffany Stratt, man.
I mean, again, she does her thing.
She knows what she's doing.
She's acrobatic, everything.
But I'm just like, uh, move on next.
Bring in the next blonde.
Is this the one?
I can't remember.
It's been a while since I watched the elimination chamber.
Is this where she bust her mouth?
Yeah.
But Keonda, she was, she was working her.
If it was like a real, real fight,
Yeah, John James will whoop that ass.
She looks like she's from the streets.
I don't know her, but I don't know.
We'll see.
But yeah, it always takes forever after the first two
get in there and beat the hell out of each other
before the pods open up.
Because then once that,
I love it when they go start fighting and then go crashing
into the pods.
Because Oscar came out next
and then she went to work.
She was beating the shit out of Keanu James
slamming her against the
Raquel's, pardon.
Raquel's just in there loving it.
Raquel, man, she ain't no joke, man.
She can do it.
Tiffany even tried to come up behind her and get some,
but Oskia said, no,
sidekick.
And then start slamming her into the cage.
Big Mommy cool.
Oh.
Once they got into the ring, man,
Oscar started whooping up on Tiffany.
She was getting her ass beat.
All right.
The chamber's going again.
Three, who's coming in next?
I don't remember.
Ah, Alexa Bliss.
Here she comes.
The big eyes.
I'm sorry, everyone.
God damn.
She's too fine.
But Oscar was ready.
But for as little as Alexa is, man,
She gets out there and she does it.
She ain't afraid to do what she needs to do.
But she was going to work.
She took out Oscar and then took out Keanu and Tiffy was laying there dead.
But now she sprung back into life.
Yeah, this new camera stuff is killing me.
I don't like it.
But where's, uh, what's her name?
When is she going to get her belt again?
Charlotte.
they always have to shoehorn her in somewhere.
Oh, it's coming.
That's something you can count on.
Another title shot for Charlotte.
Yeah, because when she came back in the rubble,
I said, there's your winner.
She won.
Tiffany Chedgerton.
I'm hoping to, what's her name,
come back?
It's been a while since she had that hand injury.
Bianca.
Yeah.
I guess there's complications with her injury.
We'll see.
And what's her name?
And Naomi.
Yeah, I think she had the baby.
Yeah, I saw a picture of them.
Cute little kid, man.
Right on for them.
Just spend time and be a mom before you come back.
I want her to come back and be the way she was.
Yeah, because that was working.
It was really working
And
I was like
Oh man
I mean
Don't get me wrong
Children are a blessing
But
It just slowed her role
On what they were trying to do to her
Because it was working
She should she
The heel run
She was kicking ass
She was good
You just won the title
Yeah
And then had to just
Turn that in
Miss money in the bank
Everything
Oh, it's just, ah, I was mad.
I wasn't mad that she was pregnant.
I was mad that she had to leave.
So I'm hoping when she comes back,
she gets right back to business and starts kicking ass.
Damn.
We're fucking up Tiffany Stratt and slammed her into the pod.
The Keanu James is springing back into life.
The pods are going again.
Three, two, one.
and here comes mommy.
She's bringing in action.
One of my friends we were watching it,
I don't know what we're watching.
And she was on there.
And he goes, is that Marilyn Manson?
I was like, what?
I looked up at the screen.
I said, no, that's what are you talking about?
And he goes, she looks like Marilynne Manson.
I can see it now.
But no, hell no.
Because when Ria came in,
she started wrecking house on her.
Everyone beat the shit out of Oscar, picked up Tiffany Stratton, gave her the razor's edge,
Bshaasca slammed her, bonged heads.
There comes Alexa Bliss.
She's springing back into action.
Just give her that boot to the face.
Nope.
Off the ropes.
Does her little flip.
Wulp tangles.
Ah!
She got all wrapped up.
Oh, what's her name?
Keanu's over there dead in the corner.
Everyone's springing in action.
oh
Alexa you're too little to be holding
Mama like that
Oh, sister Abigail
No, not tonight
Picture of Riptide
Ah, nope
Alexa fought out of it
So that's what I like
About Alexa
She's little
And she can
Get you tied up in knots
And she's not afraid
To take those hard bumps
So she's not just a little
Pretty little face
And does
thing.
My favorite
elimination chamber
moment was when
I think I said this before
when little
was it
Torito, was that
his name?
A little bull guy?
Yeah.
When he climbed up
all the way
to the center
of the cage
and then let go
and came down
on top of everyone.
Damn,
I should have got his figure.
I knew I. I said,
I'll get it another time.
now it's
not top dollar
I still want to get it but
I'm not paying that price
Alexa climbed up on top of the pod
yeah
it took a ball down
because this one yeah
it went on and on
it took a minute
then once Raquel jumped in
into the mix
she came in and just started
whooping ass
she was fucking everybody up
clothes lines big boots
Ria mommy tried to get her
nope she was like bitch
boof kicked her
the gut. Picked her up.
Power bomb. A little sloppy,
but it's all right.
She threw
re-neck first onto the ropes.
Now they're all coming back to life.
They're going to charge
Raquel.
Raquel Gonzalez.
When did they change her name?
As soon as they brought her
out from NXT.
As soon as she had a figure,
and then they changed it.
Which I don't understand.
What is she,
Rodriguez, Gonzalez, what's...
I don't know.
I mean, it just didn't flow good.
I don't know.
I mean,
that was fine with me.
I thought she's hot and big and tall.
I got that figure.
As soon as I got that figure, boom, name changed.
So I'm like, well, shit, give her another figure.
Give her another figure.
but I don't know
she's only have this she only has that one
speaking of figures
for you collectors out there that fucking
ria rippley one that's coming out
I want it but
$60 you guys are killing me
I'm like
I felt bad paying 50
for uh
the
the um the John Cena one from
Comic Con last year
the ultimate figure.
I thought it was just a Comic Con exclusive
because they were saying it was,
but then now they sell them in the store.
I'm like, man,
you guys root me for 50 bucks.
Yeah.
Isn't he host in WrestleMania?
I think he is.
Yeah.
He wasn't gone too long.
He should get involved.
Someone talks shit and then go in there
and whoops a mass.
maybe the rock will get involved in Cody and Randy's match
maybe the rock was the real guy on the phone with Randy not Pat McAfee
a punk called him Pat McAfee I was like damn
what was going off ah here it is right here
Raquel she gets slammed against a cage from Keanu
she's ruffing her up in the pod then
Rock hell's like, fuck you bitch and she picks her up and then runs her through the plexiglass.
She's like, fuck you.
She goes crashing through there.
Now everyone's dead.
Raquel's the only one springing in life.
Where was this one at?
Chicago.
Okay.
Oh, that's why.
AJ had to win.
Well, picking up little Oscar.
Is she from Chicago?
No.
I don't think so.
Let me see.
A.J. Lee is from New Jersey.
She's a Jersey girl.
Yeah.
She had, ooh, that angle from the inside of the pod, the camera.
Slammed her hell hard.
And she slammed Oscar right on top.
And then pinned her.
Well, they were both, both laying there.
Keanu James and Oscar.
She pinned both of them.
So now it's just these.
Wait.
Did I miss something?
Where's Alexa Bliss?
Didn't she go out first?
Yeah, I think she got the missed.
Yeah.
And then Keanu came and rolled her out.
So now's Tiffany.
She's trying to pick up Raquel.
Nope, giving her those kidney shots to the back.
back and picks her a bitch gives her the spin ah slams her nope she kicks out oh where's
i was there's mommy and she's springing back in the life bitch grabs her the back of the hair
pulls her against the rope throws her against the cage i like that the uh oh i thought it was uh
the the chains that had the little like rubber
casing around it. I think it is. I'm not, I can't really tell.
I remember when they first started with the,
with the cage. It was just regular,
regular, uh, chain. And I was watching something. I can't remember who it was.
They said that when the,
those chains, sometimes they get, uh, exposed and rake,
when they rake their backs along and they get cut.
Ooh, I was a little sloppy, but got, uh, Tiffany Stratton flipped,
Raquel into the ring. Mommy's hanging
on the side of the cage or the
legs locked in there.
Oh, big boot her to the face.
Slam her into the turnbuckles.
Dropping them elbows, back elbows.
Ugh, uh,
Tiffany looks wore out.
Picks her up. Ah,
flips her over in the back.
Mommy's still hanging there.
Raquel looks like she's a big old linebacker.
Oh, second rope.
She's still laying there dead.
All that shit that Tiffany's got on,
starting to fall off on her little tassels.
I thought Raquel was going to pull this one out.
But I don't know.
I mean, let her shine some more.
Yeah, she's been a tag team, but let her win some singles.
So hopefully when the judgment day does break up.
Mommy from the top of the pod.
Ouch.
Oh, Tiffany Stratton.
Moonsault.
Right on top of Raquel.
Boom.
One, two, three.
I knew she was done right there.
So it's coming down to Mommy and Tiffany Stratton.
I was like,
oh, please don't let her wish.
I knew they wasn't because that would have meant it would have been her and jade again yeah
she almost took out her mommy she when she does that flip once when she jumps up onto the top
and when she got to the top rope yeah her mouth is bleeding rhea pushes her in the ass she slammed
her head onto the side of the pod so she goes down then she brings her back into the ring she's all
Pays picked her up, rib-tide,
and that was it.
One, two, three.
Yeah, Ria looked like she heard her back.
She's been baby in it.
So I was happy she won.
I was screaming and yelling.
I didn't watch this live.
We were out of town.
And then when we got home,
I told my wife,
so I'm going to get loud, so don't get mad.
Everybody went to sleep,
and I was in the living,
watching wrestling scream.
Because one time my daughter asked, she was like, why do you get so excited?
You know, you know it's, I'm like, shut up.
I said, just let me enjoy it.
It's like, one of the things I enjoy.
God damn.
Just tell people why you get excited about a TV show.
You know it's scripted.
Yeah.
And a TV show or movie, if they fuck out,
they do it again
they fuck up in wrestling they just fuck up
on to the men's
but what did they give this one
wow
they're just handing out the bees
this was a B plus
what yeah
let me see
even the men's
they gave it a B
it's just a flat B
damn
it was just everyone everything
got a B
well a thing was better than the other thing
AJ and Becky got a B minus, but...
Oh, okay.
So, yeah, the first
of the gals, they got a B plus, punk,
just got a B,
and
the men's elimination
was just a B.
Oh, damn.
Well, all right.
I don't know who makes up these stuff.
But Javon Evans, man.
that boy bouncy
yeah
man he
I liked his entrance
when he came out
everybody was hyped
and he's just as hype
good for him
he's young
got all the energy
dives into the crowd
everyone was juiced
watch out for that little kid
yeah he dove into the crowd
yeah
I like I knocked that guy's hat off
and made sure to go pick it up
put it back on his head
head.
Yeah.
I like this when
wrestlers do this.
Even the indie shows I've been to,
some of those guys, yeah,
fall into the crowd.
We're all laughing around.
Like, when I went to that Luchador one,
they were like that.
There wasn't that many people there,
but they were jumping into the crowd
and all of us that were sitting in the front.
Yeah, it's all he did.
He was just running down the lane,
jumping into the crowd,
getting everybody hyped.
he's not like those other ones
just walk straight in and don't even want
to give nobody five
he was the one that took the longest to get
into the ring but once they
got in there
ah shit
so
Randy Orton
LA Knight Cody Rose
Javon Evans and
whoop that trick trick Williams
and the Maverick
Logan Paul
I knew it was going to be
be good especially uh trick Williams and Javan and Logan the guys that are always flying all over
the place Randy Orton I know he's I mean don't give you wrong I love Randy as well as Cody they
weren't going to be flying high and all that like the other ones because the ones to kick off the
match was uh Cody and Javon I love LA night but man
does he have to botch every
match he's in
and tries to do something
and
it's all set up
they're setting this man
out because they don't want him to succeed
they oiled up to ring ropes
man
I love it man
I still want more for him man
they just
they're just dragging him out
I was telling my daughter
I was like look
this is the only
way L.A. Knight can get to
WrestleMania is he has to wrestle
I show speed.
Don't get me wrong. I like speed.
He's funny.
But,
and I've been watching
those videos of him training.
And hopefully
he don't get to spear it again.
But it's
ridiculous.
No tag titles are being defended
at WrestleMania.
They turned
the Oos. They added the
Uso's in.
with the vision, so it's
going to be a six-man
tag.
I don't know.
L.A. Knight couldn't even get a singles match
with a speed?
Nope.
So we'll see what happens
there. I mean,
my youngest
grandson, Buster,
he likes speed. They
watches the little clips and everything.
He was watching
when it was a,
on Raw when he got involved
when Logan Paul threw him in
LA night
and all that happened
because he went he's a wrestler
I went yeah I said here watch this
then I showed him when he got speared by Brombrick
oh that wasn't him wrestling
it's him getting destroyed
he was like
is he okay? I said
yeah he's all right
he
he slashed his leg
somehow I don't know
when he got thrown over the table
but somewhere during all that
he had all skin peeled off
I was like when did that happen
I think when the Otis threw him on the tables
Otis give him a belt
damn it
well they gave him money in the bank
that one year
and wasted it
yeah
he had money in the bank bank
briefcase
and Mandy Rose.
Where's she at?
Making money.
She's doing the internet thing
or is she in another promotion?
She's doing the internet thing.
Dang.
Speaking of that.
She said she makes more
in a month or two
than she does in a whole year
working for WWE.
Hey, I
I don't hate no one, man. The struggle is real. Get your money. Look at a pumpkin from
Honey Boo Boo's sister. She don't give a fuck. She's getting her money too, man. She's out there
doing the internet thing and hey, more power to you. Big girls need love too and she needs money,
I guess. That shows wild. I blame my wife. She made me watch.
all that shit
Mama June and honey boo boo
and pumpkin and
whatever the other ones are called
I'm surprised
they don't get involved in wrestling
they missed their chance
I damn
finally about time the
pod's about to open
I thought Logan Paul
was out the door
I kept hearing all this stuff that he was going to quit because he doesn't like what's going on.
What is he going to do?
I don't know.
So he should get into the boxing.
Hope, Trick Williams coming out.
He boxed Floyd Mayweather.
He went to the top.
Actually, no, his last boxing match was against that jujitsu guy, and that was a joke of a match.
What about Jake?
Is he going to, is his jaw heel up?
I don't know.
Is he supposed to fight Pachial or somebody or?
I think Mayweather's fighting Pachio.
Okay.
Mayweather is also before he fights Pachio,
I was fighting Tyson.
You can already tell how that match is going to turn out.
Well, we all know that was a big setup.
They just did it for the money.
Yeah, I think the Tyson one is the exhibition,
and the Paci-O one is the actual...
Real fight.
Yeah, come on, Mike.
You don't need no more.
You don't need that much money.
But I don't know about all these.
Ronda and Gina Carano.
I don't like how that one's going.
I don't like that they're so friendly with each other,
getting each other's autographs at the press conference.
I was like, no, you guys, you're two supposed to hate each other.
That's another cash grab.
I mean, good for them.
I mean, it's not like Rhonda needs it, but.
Yeah, I'm like,
this to fight everybody's been wanting to see for 10 plus years you guys ain't supposed to be asking for each other's autographs
you should this should have happened a long time ago when they were in their prime not i need money i don't know
just jena was doing the the acting thing i don't know do we ever do that we need to do that uh what's that
one haywire uh where they dubbed her whole voice yeah we need to do that one
I mean, she was awesome on Mandalorian and then
I don't know.
Her political beliefs
ruined before her, I guess.
Talked about the mouse.
Yeah, you can't go against me.
You can't go against the castle.
Mickey's about business.
You can't mess with his money.
Oh, man.
Trick Williams is just wrecking everybody.
I mean, Cody, you're doubling on
Javon.
Oh,
nope.
Whop that trick.
Oh, no.
Cody.
I love Cody, man.
But come on, bro.
Take a break.
You don't need no more titles.
Do you know about this Cody Rahim Rhodes thing?
What?
Yeah, Google Cody Rahim Rhodes when you get a chance.
Cody.
Rahim Rhodes.
What the hell?
Yeah.
because I kept hearing
they kept calling him Rahim Rhodes
and I think he
in a promo he said it one time
and the crowd went crazy
and I was like, what is this about?
Cody Rahim Rhodes
The story behind the name
addressing
the widely praised promo exchange
when Roman Reigns and
Seampunk on Raw
which officially staged
Erasmania
Dada da
Rhodes said he watched the segment
both as a fan
and as someone who deeply respects both men.
Rhodes then questioned why.
After such a celebrated exchange, his name was the first one mentioned.
It's simple, Rhodes said.
People know the WrestleMania means to me and what I mean at WrestleMania.
From the Rhodes' escalated moment, referencing chatter that the match will turn into a...
about the name. The nickname traces
back to Rhodes' relationship with his
wife, Brandy Reed,
whom he met during the time
in WWE.
The two of them right,
da-da-da. Additional
Rhodes. Dusty
Rhodes.
I believe...
What do you read the biography?
Cody? I guess. I mean, they're not
the title is, this is the name
and I know all this.
The combination led fans to nickname
Rhodes Rahim after
pairing it with
playful black cultural references
including jokes about
him being invited to the
cookout.
What? Yeah, and then I guess
people say he looks like Rahim from
Juice.
He don't look like no Rahim.
And there's even like pictures
like people like photoshopping
like dreads on Cody.
So the fans made this
up. Yeah, and I guess he
heard the fans and like mentioned it in a
promo and the like crowd went
crazy and I was like, what is this
Rahim Rhodes?
Well, the Uso's tweeted,
Rahim,
with a
laughing face.
He's not
Cody Roth.
Wrestling fans are crazy.
If you guys want to know his real middle name,
it's Garrett.
Garrett Rundles.
Rhodes.
Oh, it's Rahim.
and he's invited to the cookout.
Logan Paul, springing into action.
And dumb ass fucking.
I hate him.
Austin Theory.
Why they...
He should have just stayed the pretty boy and got his ass beat.
He's not some rough-balled heel now.
I hate him.
Where's the brass knucks?
Well, the rubber.
painted gold or whatever it is.
That's what he gave.
Didn't he give it to Speed and he swung on someone?
Oh no, Cody.
He dropped him and then Speed picked him up and then
LA Knight like tapped him on the shoulder.
Oh, I thought it was Logan Paul's mom.
Yeah, she gave it to Cody.
Yeah.
And Speed was trying to take it from him telling him he didn't need to use it.
LA night's going to work
on the Maverick
Whoop
Closeline to Cody
Coming back
Ah
Knee to the face
Logan
Whoop
Trick Williams
Nope
Neck breaker
LA night
It's booting everyone out
On to the black mat
And that's just hard rubber
And he's fulls that's getting slammed on it
up into the cage or the pod djews
LA nights going to work on Logan Paul
beating his ass
Ooh, he's got a big old
red mark on his back Logan Paul
Oh
Logan grabbed
LA Knights
shorts and then pulled him in face
first into the pod
Now Logan Paul's climbing up
up the side of the cage
on the top of the pod
he's looking down
up
here comes trick Williams
or um
John Evans he's climbing up there
nope
now they're battling
elbows kidney shots
LA night's climbing up there
Cody's whipping up on trick
Williams in the ring
yeah they're just gonna stand in wait there
yeah
they're slavid uh
Logan Paul's head onto the plexiglass
and then
throw Logan off
crossbody onto
Trick Williams and Cody Rhodes
LA Knight and Javon Evans
are still up at the top
now they're turning to each other
Super kick to LA Knight to the throat
they almost both fell off
no poop
wow
they're both on
I was surprised the top doesn't just cave in.
There you go.
Talking to each other, getting everyone set.
Ellie Knight was leaning in talking to him.
Then the camera cut away.
They had to go to a replay.
You can still see that they're talking to one or another.
Everyone else is laying in the ring.
And a little buff tan referee to make it.
Randy Orton's the only one.
one's still in the pot
waiting
up
his door opens
here he goes
going to work
trick Williams
clothes line
another close line
close line
to Logan Paul
ooh that one was hard
ah trick William
who miss
ooh power slam
oh power slam
with Logan Paul
where's Joe
oh he's still up on top of the pod
stop playing up to the crowd
man something to come up behind you
and fuck you up
Ooh, close line.
Trick Williams over.
Logan Paul,
tossed over on.
That's the Trick Williams.
Watch out, cameraman.
All right, Cody's springing back alive.
LA, nice rolling into the ring.
Javon is still laying face down on top.
Oh, double DDT.
Vintage Orton.
Both of those two are down.
Cody's laying hands and knees
You better watch out, man
Stop playing to the crowd
Is this it for Orden?
Is he just about done?
I think so
The voices are calling him
LA night behind you
Though even though
Even though he don't win
If he don't win
WrestleMania
I kind of feel like they're setting him up
For something big
With the whole Pat McAfee thing
And saying Ray and Randy's here to save
wrestling.
Everybody's laying there.
Javon Evans is springing back to life.
Shaking it off.
Trick Williams is the only one laying in position.
Trix getting ready.
Yep.
Javon's hyper himself up.
Pull up his knee pads.
Fuckhead.
Splash.
Right on top of them.
Ooh.
Oh, the pulverizer.
Yep.
Logan Paul, nope.
Ah, that was a little sloppy.
Looks like he came down his neck.
Javon Evans is out.
Yeah, I guess Logan was blaming Javon
for not taking the move correctly.
I saw some interview.
It still looked good, but it was a little sloppy
because he didn't hit hit right.
And Cody's going to work on.
You mean Rahim?
Yeah, Rahim.
Rahim.
Have we ever done juice?
You know, I was thinking that earlier today.
We've done so many movies, boys and girls.
I guess we just started riding it down.
If we did, it was around that time we were doing like King of New York and stuff like that.
Because we had a period where we were doing.
Ten hour shows.
So two movies.
Yeah.
I have to check the spreadsheet.
Yeah, I don't remember half the ones we've done.
Randy springing back to life, wrecking the house on everyone.
LA night, nope.
Turnbuckle, head first.
Randy up on the second rope, dropping the bombs on him.
Not even connecting.
Even my grandson, when they were, we were watching,
wrestling. He goes, he didn't
even kick him. He missed him.
Why did he fall?
Calm down.
Just enjoy it.
He did it
to his brother. He did it like this.
He went to kick him and
missed. But Buster
played it right. He fell.
Those little guys.
My wife
gets men too. Here it comes.
It's like the botch.
Yep.
up looking to the crowd getting everybody
LA night yeah
Waslip d'jus
I just gave him a kick
Randy was he was smiling
Ah trick Williams
Watch out rolled up L.A.
Nope kicked out
But I think if I remember
They're saying there was a problem
With that corner
Because everyone was falling
Yeah
extra grease
well these guys come out all greased up
and they get thrown against the ropes
Logan with the low blow
yeah
ah dude
kick out
Paul Heyman
oh that's three
I hate him now
Logan
that's how
LA night gets done
he gets eliminated with the low blow
now's going to work on Cody
bitch choking him no
oh it's just like anything goes
the ref didn't even try to break it up
ah
slammed the head back of his head
we need stunning
was it stunning cody
or was that his name
dashing dashing
dashing
dashing cody
oh Randy with the eye poke
oops
does he ever do his dad's moves
Randy?
Yeah
I don't know
I don't remember Cowboy Bob Orden's
Ooh
I just remember he was always
hitting people at his cast
Oh
Trick shot
Get out bitch
Running note miss
Logan Paul with the flip
Oh
Trip on his ass
Yep
Ah crossroads
that's it.
Nope. Logan Paul
bitch got out of here.
Looking out the right, ref.
Yep.
He laid there a little too long.
Is that
Wheatley or Whitley vodka?
Wheatley.
It's supposed to be healthy.
I don't know, man.
For you hard drinkers, I ain't the one.
It's just
advertisement
rings.
Those are the things that kill me.
We got DoorDash.
Yeah.
DoorDash and Ram, Cricket.
Who's this?
The mask man.
Now all the rest are like, hey, try to get him down.
All of the wannabe wrestlers.
Yeah.
The one guy with the eyebrows.
And the other dude looks like Drewski.
And they're going to reveal him.
to be some random guy
some up and coming guy
they got paid I'm surprised
audience members don't show up like this
trick he's out needs help
I was a little sloppy but he got him out
another mess man yep
this is the one we knew who it was
yeah once he did the booze
Yep.
I was like, ah,
curb stop.
I'm just glad he took the mask off
so we can get over this shit.
There's been too many of them.
Oh, Logan Falls done.
No, close up on Paul Hammond's face.
No, it's after the reveal.
Yeah.
We knew who it was.
Everyone knew.
Now we go to Paul Hammond's face.
There it is.
Cody.
what happened to him why was he gone uh the you remember the pay-per-view where he did the coast to coast
and he landed on his shoulder yeah yeah there's all kinds of bad news for the vision next up
it was brawn breaker with a herniated disc and then uh i think uh bronzen reads something with his
biceb big boys getting hurt
He just walks through the crowd.
Everyone's hyped.
I like how he has security.
No one knew he was supposed to be there.
I'm sorry, everybody.
I hate Seth Rones.
You hate the architect?
He broke up the shield.
I hate him.
Oh, man.
Randy's bringing back to life.
Two old men.
Oh, yeah.
Now I remember.
Because Drew, he's sprung in action.
Nope, no, nope.
Ah, headbutt.
Bitch,
just dropping bombs on him.
Randy's springing back to life.
He's coming up, nope, get back.
Arkell, pshh.
Ah, crossroads.
Give it to them.
Ah, out of nowhere.
Arkeo.
One, two, three.
That's how I like with Randy springs into action.
That was hella fast.
Randy.
That is a match that I didn't mind seeing Randy and Drew,
and then they took the belt off Drew like a week later.
Yeah.
Oh, he got to go film Highlander anyways.
Is he really in it?
Yeah.
All right.
what do you think of the way Cody looks in a street fighter
he looks goofy as hell but
I think the movie's got to be fun
it'll be better than
than the bad damn one
rest of the piece Raul Julia
a little less cocaine in this
girl performance
I was I was really thinking
uh Cody was gonna win this one
but
I was alright
yeah I like the outcome
yeah I was all right
I just didn't like that they
put the belt on Cody
like a week later
I was like this guy didn't win
elimination chamber and he still gets
the title match
yep
maybe Pat McAfee was right
I keep saying this man
they're just
dragging these
guys the the top
talent over and over and over.
Yeah.
Every WrestleMania.
Come on.
Bring in some new blood.
Because I think one of the best matches
at WrestleMania is going to be
Brock and Oba Femi.
You think that's going to get serious?
Like,
go off script and really go at it.
Yeah, I think they're about to
show out.
Because that last
they went crazy
and I thought
Brock was going to hit someone
with those tears.
They said Brock likes Ova
because that whole
that first interaction they had
when he got power bombed
and Obo had the foot on him.
Yeah.
I guess they said Brock was telling him
in the ring put the foot on me
and point to the WrestleMania sign.
Well that's good.
Just don't get the hell beat at
of each other.
Obafinny.
Rocks out the door
this year too.
He goes out the door
and then comes back and
there's time here
rumors SummerSlam is going to be his
retirement because it's going
to be in Minnesota.
That's where he lives, right?
Yeah.
And you know who it's going to be against?
The legend
killer.
I.
Because he's the
legend killer.
Oh,
shit.
It's just going to be two brutes
slapping each other.
That's all going to be.
Well, hopefully
if he chokes out Brock,
Brock don't smile at the camera.
Is he going to come with the corn rolls
or the little
top pony?
The man bun.
Combination of the pony and the
braids.
Because that
the rumble when they were facing off man everybody well everybody lost it I did too man
and I knew that was gonna lead up to something something big but then once all that
starts going on we'll see what happens next man because yeah they've been just going at it
those just seems to be all the clips that I've been seen lately is these two
so yeah I think this is this is the mass that I'm that I'm excited for
trying to pull at
WrestleMania
see what matches are
because I think they finalized the card
who was just wrecking house on everyone
coming to the ring
oh shit he picked up
the dude that
was dressed up in the black hoodie
he's one of the
refs
all right WrestleMania
night one we got
the vision and
I Show Speed versus the
Uso's in L.A. Knight.
Jacob Fatu versus
Drew McIntyre in an unsanctioned
match, which basically
just means no rules.
Didn't Jacob Fatu get in some
legal trouble?
He'll be all right.
Stephanie Vacir
versus Liv Morgan, maybe
for the women's world title.
A.J. Lee,
versus Becky Lynch for the
Interwomen's Intercontinental Belt
Fatal
Four Way women's tag team match
The Irresistible Forces
Which is Nia Jackson Lash Legend
I guess that's their name
Again, Charlotte Flair
Alexa Bliss, Bailey
Lyra, Lyra
Valkyria and the Bella twins
Those two
powerhouses are run through everybody
I'm sure though
lose
because they don't like
Nia have a belt for too long
Seth Rons versus Gunther
and
Cody Rahim Brods versus Randy
Orden
That's night one
Night 2
Obafemi versus Brock Lesner
Six-pack ladder match
For the Intercontinental title
Penta versus Javon Evans
versus Dragon Lee
versus J.D. McDonough versus Rousseff versus Ray Mysterio.
Jade Cargill versus Ria Ripley for the Women's World Championship.
Sammy Zane versus Trick Williams for the United States Belt.
Finn Ballard versus Don.
What?
This is the second night?
Yeah.
All right.
Finn Baller versus Dominic Mysterio and CM Punk versus.
versus Roman Reigns.
All right.
I try to go to the second night and see.
It looks like night one is going to have seven matches,
and night two is going to have six,
which I heard they're supposed to be adding one more match.
I'm hoping it's Oscar versus EO.
We'll see.
I'm trying to see.
I'm trying to look up on WrestleMania.
Tickets.
Yeah.
but I got sidetracked.
I guess Evanescence is going on tour.
Wait, let me see.
WrestleMania.
You heard these special VIP packages they be having.
For like a million dollars and crazy shit like that.
Because I guess the next overseas pay-per-views,
it's like $10,000 and you get to like cook pasta with a WWE superstar.
It doesn't say who
So it could be fucking anybody
Could be down
Tagawa or whatever his name is
I'd be hanging out with Otis
Why
Well shit I guess ticket prizes
This is drop
There's one
164
Let me see
Are you trying to go to night too
Yeah
Oh man they dropped way
In price
tickets that were $400
are now like $2.30 at the most.
They're trying to sell these tickets.
I heard they've been having a hard time.
TKO is like, we'll take it out of Punks' paycheck.
Or you can pay a thousand.
$1,164.
And 555 cents.
Uh, no.
$300.
You're a little closer.
Well, this might be doable.
boys and girls
I'm not paying $1,000 but
hmm
there's
not really close
but
shit you can
be on the floor
for 250
hmm
I got run by the wife
she might go hell no
well these prices
are better
because when they first came out
they were crazy
that's for the both of us
I lived through you
yeah
you go and it's like I'm there
yep
well I'm gonna have you on the phone
all right
well boys and girls
this is like it's gonna be doable
tickets are way
cheaper than they were
thanks to
Pepsi punk
yep
hmm all right
is way doable now.
But I got to talk to my buddy.
If he's got a room,
I said, dude, I just,
somewhere to put my shit in,
I'll sleep on the floor.
I don't care.
Or I'll rage all night,
then go straight to the airport,
sleep on the plane.
But I don't know.
But depending on one of those nights,
man, I want to make it down to the,
to the,
um,
the nerd bar and check out this is their their words not mine i i get it but midget wrestling those
guys said it's okay to say midget that these were the wrestlers and the guys that were performing
so i'm just going by what they said i get it some people don't don't like that word say call them
called the young guys and young gals little little people but now that night they were going
oh fuck that call us midgets and i was like i didn't call them but i had a good time that that was
awesome but didn't even know i was going to experience it that but well the night that's the night
I want to go. Punk. Ria Ripley.
Ria Ria is on Sunday, right?
See.
Ria is, yes,
on Sunday. All right.
But you know they can be, they can change
things last second.
No.
How much of tickets for that
to
wrestle world or whatever it's called?
Russell,
wrestle con, or
of the WWE thing.
Yeah.
Because my friend said he went last year and it was
expensive.
What's her name's going to be there?
Mickey James
who just saw him today.
It was a wrestle
mania world.
I think that's what it was called.
A wrestle world. These are just
tickets for
the actual thing.
Well, Hall of Fame is
on Friday.
Those tickets
just as much as
cheap to WrestleMania.
So we're 16th through the 20th.
It's called wrestle world?
Yeah. That was called?
WW World.
Okay.
Let's see who's going to be there.
Superstar appearances.
Stone called Steve Austin.
The original El.
Ronde Americano
Adam Pierce
AJ Stiles
A.J. Lee, Akira Tazawa,
Alba Fire, Alistair
Black,
Alex Shelley,
Alexa Bliss.
Seems like a lot of people there.
These tickets are expensive.
They're 75,
but then they tack on that
service fee.
Thursday is 8747.
Friday is 99.13. Saturday is 8747, as well as Sunday, and Monday is 64.14.
And depending on what day is when certain people are going to be there.
Like Candice Luray will be there Thursday, the first day.
I would like to meet her.
Charlotte will be there Thursday.
I already met her.
Chelsea Green will be there Thursday
Do they still have Russell con
Because they always do that during
Yeah
I pull that out
When's that?
Russell Con Las Vegas
16th through the 19th
Russell con guest list
Let's see
The acclaimed
There's still a tag team
I guess
Arn Anderson
Brock Anderson, his son
Kurt Angle, Athena
Omby Atlas
Buff Bagwell
Shotsie
Kelly Kelly
That's a plancher
I don't know who the hell's going to see her
Butterbean
Butterbean
Yeah
Scarler Bordeaux
Demolition
Ted DiViase
Jesus,
son's gonna be there
Didn't he going through
some kind of
Who?
Ted DiBiossi Jr.
Oh, he got acquitted.
What did he do?
They said he tried to fraud
Like
The thing where you get
Like food stamps
And public assistance
And stuff like that
You try to do
Like some multi-million dollar fraud
Or something
But he got acquitted
Tommy Jim was dumbass
He'll be there
DeLobobes
DeLo Brown.
The Deadly Boys with Spike Deadly?
Elijah.
Oh, Carlito.
Layla.
Hacksaw.
Charlie, aka.
F, formerly known as Dakota Kai.
James Ellsworth.
The Nature Boy.
Mike Foley.
Godfather.
He's going to have the Ho-Train?
Jake Hager.
Brodow.
Paul Walter,
arousers going to be there
stingray
he'd be doing this thing in the rings
yeah he does
the hardy boys
Tommy dreamer
hacksaw Jim Dougan or just
Jim Dougan I guess he can't be
hacksaw
he's always hacksaw
I should bring my
Hardy boys pops
Elijah
that's right he can't be
what was he in
WWE
Elias
Yeah
Walk with the
Lai's dumb
Hunky tongue man
Hornswago
Fondango
Dumb
The Godwins
I ain't hurt the Godwins in the year
Awesome God
Oh Lex Luger
What happened to him
What did you get some kind of disease or
Yeah he's sick
Oh man
The DDP yoga
Helped him like
stand up out of his wheelchair.
Yeah.
Monsour.
Bertie's Indie Hartwell.
Big Daddy Cool. Nick Nemith.
Earl Hebner.
Ryan Nemith.
Christy Hemmy.
Rhino.
Hockey Talk, man.
Dustin Rhodes.
Matt Riddle.
420, bro.
That was the shit I wish I ought to got.
That guy is just
fucking it up for him so yeah
Dennis Rodman
he was a wrestler
he was an NWO
yeah for life
is he gonna have the wedding dress
Sandman
you're gonna watch the
GCW match Joey Janella versus
uh
what's his name's son
when is it
I think is
the weekend
of
WrestleMania
Soraya
Paige
you're gonna be there
Heath Slater
JVL
Hell yeah
He's Slater
Of course he's got to be there
He's got kids
Sergeant Slaughter
Ron Simmons
Billy Starks
Scott Steiner
To Tanka
Mr. Kennedy
Vian Vans gonna be there? So fine.
When's she gonna get her shot?
I don't know, man. She's doing her things on the Indies, but
I saw her at a hoodslam on time. She was awesome.
Bobby Lashley, Jerry Lawler, Bushwacker Luke.
Vita ain't gonna be here? Or Amy Dumas?
Steve Macklin's gonna be there. I hope that guy's okay.
What happened to him?
He was in the
fighting for the TNA heavyweight title
at the last pay-per-view.
And I forget the champion's name,
but he, like, super kicked him.
And you can tell he was out
before he hit the ground
because his body stiffened up
and he fell up against the ropes.
Yeah.
And shout out to the ref
because she recognized it
because the champ was coming in to, like, hit him.
Uh-huh.
And she jumped.
in front and threw the X out.
Damn. Mark Long.
Well, I guess he kind of got involved in some wrestling.
It's because of the Miz.
For those of you, uh, was it Role Rules that he was on?
Yeah.
Candice Michelle.
Arnest the Cat Miller.
You can meet him and bring your copy of the wrestler.
David O'Tunga.
He never liked him.
that guy had a weird career
started as a lawyer
then was on I Love New York
then married
what's her name Jennifer Hudson
then became a wrestler
again do what you do what you want
to yourself to your body
to your face but
New York
I don't like how she looks
now
MVP
Eric Bischoff, Tyler Breeze, and
Nikki Blackheart
Can't see.
I think she's going to be a future star.
Tyler Breeze.
Kevin Ash, he's going to be there.
No, Lita.
I've met her a bunch of times, but
I would mainly go for the Hardee's and Shotsie
get my
figures.
signed.
Gianna Parasso
Rhino
Rikishi
Jake the snake
Rock and Roll
Express
I ain't seen Lita
No, I went through the whole list
I didn't see her
Thunder Rosa
Vince Russo
the fact
I don't get butter bean
but all right
no man Cardona
he's not gonna be there
well he's w w e isn't he
yeah
he's signed
perry saturn
oh shit
where did he come from
there's no right
there's no price on them
it just says
price is very
oh he can't be
brown stormy no more
adam shear
tony shavani
papa shango
ron simmons
sergeant slater
yeah
jean snit
where did he come from?
Yeah, I don't see her.
Yeah, I didn't see her on there at all.
I didn't even see how much tickets were for this.
It's probably cheaper than
WWE World.
Yeah, Russell Con tickets.
See how much this is.
It is
single days
41 bucks.
It's better than 80.
Hmm
Unless she goes Sunday
It's free
I don't know she's going to be at
A WWE world
I should do that
It says Monday
Who
Lita says Monday
Well if I go I want to go Sunday
I should go down early
Go to wrestle con
Because it's free
And
Yeah
Lita is only going to be there Monday
a matter a few times already
Liv Morgan
it's going to be there Thursday and it's sold out
Damn
Take a picture with that knot on her head
Laira Limer of Valkyria is sold out
Lola Vice is sold out
Oh shit
Well all right boys and girls
That is it
For this episode
Give a little extra on what's going on down in Vegas
During uh
WrestleMania Week.
Yeah, pay attention to the Facebook group because I try to post because there's all kinds of events going on,
WrestleMania weekend, and especially in the Indies.
I'm trying to post everything.
I was one of the buddies said last year.
He went to all kinds of wrestling stuff.
He even went to some backyard wrestling.
I was like, damn.
He said, I was all over.
He just said, I guess he went to one thing.
Everybody was handing out flyers for this and that.
just tried to get to as much as he could.
Yeah, GCW usually does like,
seems like at least 10 events over the course of the weekend.
All right.
Well, we'll see.
And cross your fingers, man.
I didn't talk to my buddy again.
And ticket prizes aren't as crazy as I thought.
Well, they were when they first came out,
but it looks like they dropped in price.
So punk must have got to him.
So we'll see.
Again, I don't care where I'm.
mat as long as I'm in there.
If I have to watch the screen,
I will.
But I can't
remember unless they have them over
the ring.
Because when I went to
SummerSlam, I don't
remember how
the setup was
in there.
Because I know I filmed the video
when Edge came out.
I can't remember if there
was
a screen over the
the ring or
I can't even remember the
the
the
where the
the jumbotrons were
in there
I'm trying to see if I can
pull up the video
that was years ago
it was
I think was right when everything was starting to open up
and I don't
went to that because I had a mask on.
I don't remember exactly
where
I'll hear this
okay I see two screens up
top
and then okay yeah there's a screen
above the ring
so
all right
but either way man as long as I'm inside
enjoying it with everyone
I'll have a good time
so
I need to talk to my buddy
the wrestling guru and see what's happening.
But all right, boys and girls, that is it this episode.
Brian and I will be back with
action returns,
stream fiends, and
whatever else.
Frightful reflections. I don't remember what we're doing next.
We'll pick up something, but expect action returns.
We haven't done that in a while.
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