The Horror Returns - The Wrestling Returns - WWE Elimination Chamber (2026)

Episode Date: April 10, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:06 Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, welcome to another episode of the wrestling returns. Welcome back, everybody, to a brand new episode of Wrestling Returns. I'm your host, Brian. With me, as always, is my brother Nez. What's up, man? Yo, man, I'm good. What's up, everybody? I'm sorry, it's been a while.
Starting point is 00:00:27 A lot of stuff's been going on in our personal lives. So we're just, we're hanging tough, man. so but yeah the W.W.E. Elimination Chamber 26 this actually took place back back in March
Starting point is 00:00:45 so for those of you wrestling people that were waiting for it I was like we'll get to it we'll get to it I mean the whole thing from what I remember it was it was good I had a good time I mainly really focused on the actual elimination chamber matches the other ones
Starting point is 00:01:03 Yeah. They were just, that could have been on Raw or Smackdown or something. So, but overall, I thought it was cool. I mean, again, there was sometimes I was like, okay, poking around on my phone. But like I said,
Starting point is 00:01:19 I really just paid attention to the elimination chamber ones. Yeah, I was kind of the same. The women's chamber was decent, and the men's chamber was okay. I didn't care about the point. punk fin baller match because i like fin baller but he he's not beating punk and going to the main event at russomani
Starting point is 00:01:43 that ain't happening and the a j lee becky lynch match i felt like this match was just to set up russomania and they could have did that on rar or smackdown yeah that one a j and that she was
Starting point is 00:02:03 carrying her the whole time. AJ was just like, okay, I mean... Been over 10 years since she had a singles match. Yeah, so, I mean, she should have been every week up to this point. Because Becky was carrying her
Starting point is 00:02:22 the whole match. I was like, you could see the times that she was messing up. But yeah, again, yeah, she hasn't had a singles match in her long. And I was kind of like, all right, cool.
Starting point is 00:02:38 I mean, it's good to see AJ. I wasn't that big of a fan of her. But it was good to see her back. Yeah, I like that she's back because she was a lot of inspiration for a lot of women to get into wrestling, especially around that time period. So it's good to have her back,
Starting point is 00:02:57 but I 100% agree with you. She should have been having match week to week. for the past couple months. I know she's been training before she came back because I've seen video of her punk in the ring together, but it's not the same as it actually having matches. Yeah, I mean, she's not the greatest on the mic, but when she gets in the ring,
Starting point is 00:03:25 she does what she needs to do. But it was just like you can clearly see Becky was really just hanging on to her and making sure that she looked good. so because yeah AJ ended up winning the title so I mean that was good
Starting point is 00:03:43 I mean yeah basically they handed it to her but it's alright and she ain't gonna lose it at WrestleMania so we'll see but all that stuff going on with the ticket prices and everything hopefully they they listen to punk I don't know they listening to punk the guy he called out
Starting point is 00:04:03 the the the Pat Mac the agent he said to you know who you are I guess that guy he's talking about is one of the TKO guys I'm like were they back in
Starting point is 00:04:19 guerrilla just going what's he doing and ah is he like ready to walk out the door again or well there's a lot of shit going on because you heard the Cody Rose promo from last week no
Starting point is 00:04:32 after he got kicked in the nuts from Pat McAfee and Pat McAfee dropped his little promo go go listen to Cody's promo right after that because apparently that was all real yeah I don't know what's happening over there it's just
Starting point is 00:04:52 I know it's all about money now it's not about the fans it's like ah this is for the fan it's not it's this is just a money deal everything is expensive now. Merchandise shirts, all that, and ticket prices, and they were saying,
Starting point is 00:05:16 yeah, people are going to pay it, they'll pay it, they'll pay. And it looks like people are paying it, but I ain't the one. So, I can't justify dropping what they're charging.
Starting point is 00:05:30 The WrestleMania ain't sold out yet. Uh-uh. I mean, I pay, The last WrestleMania, I went to 32. I think that was the last one I went to. I think it was the one in Dallas.
Starting point is 00:05:45 I paid $25. I had to stand the whole time, but it was $25. And now they're $400? Oh, my God. It's crazy. But I don't know. We'll see what happens. I mean, I'm excited every year for WrestleMania. I wasn't a fan of the two-day thing, but now I'm like, well, all right, cool.
Starting point is 00:06:09 We get two nights of wrestling, so. Yeah, but you should go listen to Cody's promo from last Smackdown. He's like, basically, what's you're going to do, fire me. That worked out good for you the last time. Well, he went back and he came back on top. So we'll see. but yeah the AJ and Becky one it was what it was it was just
Starting point is 00:06:38 it wasn't the greatest I mean CBS Sports gave it a B minus I don't know about that but I don't know we'll see and the punk Finn Baller one there was no way punk was going to drop it to Finn Baller and
Starting point is 00:06:54 I hate to say it I mean don't get me wrong man I love punk and I was cheering for him but Finn Ballard was carrying him too because punk looked like he was out of gas and Finn is just in better shape and
Starting point is 00:07:15 he was doing his thing man but he he could easily want they weren't fucking up the punk Roman main event I mean I'm excited for that too as well I mean I love both of them Roman and punk
Starting point is 00:07:37 but I'm kind of disappointed in this build-up because Romans said the family can have at you before and after WrestleMania I was expecting
Starting point is 00:07:51 them to have family members jumping punk left and right yeah but we ain't had nothing I don't know I mean I'm so waiting for the rock to come back for some reason. That's a rumor, but that's a rumor for the Cody match.
Starting point is 00:08:13 I would have liked to have seen them go at it. Man, I still wanted to see the Rock and Roman go at it, but then... I heard they're saving that for Saudi Arabia next year. I think really going to do that. paid the money I mean nothing against the the W.W.E. universe over there but with what's going on in the world
Starting point is 00:08:42 today and I know they were all scared the last time and thankfully nothing happened but I don't know, man. I think they should just keep it here until everything kind of cools down because it's
Starting point is 00:08:58 so there's a big, big, a bit of risky on that side of the world. on what's going on today and all of this. I want to get into it, but I don't know. Yeah, but I like what they're doing with Finn. I like how they're transitioning them to over to a face and getting him out.
Starting point is 00:09:19 Well, he's out of the judgment day now. And I don't know if you saw his promo from last Monday, but he's teasing the demon returning for WrestleMania. That's what I want. I've been wanting that. for years now. He's going to pull the demon out on Dominic. I want all that, man.
Starting point is 00:09:43 I loved it. It takes some 10 hours to get to the ring, but I still want it. I mean, I've been waiting for it to come back. Oh, real quick. Did you see Liv Morgan? She got, did you hear it? Yeah, you heard it.
Starting point is 00:10:04 Dook. Yeah, people were like, people were trying to say they edited the sound in there. I was like, no. Because she knocked heads with Roxanne so hard. Roxanne wasn't even in the shot no more.
Starting point is 00:10:20 Stephanie came running in. Boom, duke, you heard that. And yeah, Roxanne, she disappeared. I guess that match might be off the table now. Because lives in what do you call a concussion protocol? Yeah. I don't know, man. I mean...
Starting point is 00:10:39 Throw Raquel in there. They tried to come in a little too hard with that one. Yeah, Steph. Steph was a little excited on that one. And what's her deal? Other than she's getting into the Hall of Fame, people are like, are she going to get back in the ring? I'm like... Who's Stephanie McMahon? Yeah. I heard her in Triple H.
Starting point is 00:11:07 It's a rumor, but I heard they're both out the door after mania. Well, everyone's wanting Triple H's head. They all want him to get fired or quit or something. I'm like, geez. Well, there's a lot of, it's real messy. There's a lot coming out now that he's not exactly in charge. of creative like people thought he was it's TKO's getting getting in it and saying we need this to go down we need that to go down yeah and of course there's the rumors of Vince coming back I thought he was gonna start his
Starting point is 00:11:53 a new promotion yeah sounds good I mean I know he's got the money but does he have the the stars. I don't know. I mean, he's still got that lawsuit going. I mean, who's signing with him? Yeah, that's a turn off for me, man. If you guys read those text messages,
Starting point is 00:12:23 that was some ill shit, man. I'm like, goddamn. I don't know, man. Just start another promotion and work your way up. It's not like you can. you've done it before you know what you're doing um just but there's nobody to sign though i mean the biggest free agent at this time well not anymore was chris jericho and he went back to a e w
Starting point is 00:12:50 oh man he's not coming back no he showed up last week on dynamite but that one song judas and then and this week he brought back the the the little list. Yeah. I was hoping for him at Rumble, but we didn't get it. So, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:13:15 We'll see. Yeah, I'm watching this AJ and Becky one. Yeah, Becky's, she's holding her. Because AJ was just sloppy with some of her moves. But Becky was doing her best
Starting point is 00:13:32 to make her look good. Well, she's sloppy. the entire match or as the match went on? I can't remember. It seemed like she was going a little too hard. I mean, I think if she was slowed up a little, she could have had more little control. Because right when they jumped in the ring,
Starting point is 00:13:52 it was just like boom, boom, boom, boom, right after another. She was just trying to get into it. And Becky, you could see it in Becky's eyes. She was kind of like, slow you roll. And we'll get through this. I mean, AJ was still doing what she does.
Starting point is 00:14:08 She was doing her moves. It was just, they weren't the greatest. Yeah, like we said, she could have worked her way up to this, had some matches and everything, but for not having a match that long
Starting point is 00:14:22 and then get in, get in there. So, man, that rust is there, but I'm sure she'll do better at Mania. So we'll see. But, I mean, she looked good
Starting point is 00:14:34 she came out did her thing and Becky was doing her thing her little heel run I liked the the AJ heel but I don't know if we're ever going to get that no so but
Starting point is 00:14:50 yeah but overall I mean it was it was kind of a back and forth thing and they really needed to talk to these cameramen they were getting the not just these guys every like other matches they were like getting too close to everybody
Starting point is 00:15:06 when they were talking to one another. Not so much so you can hear it, but you can clearly see their mouths moving. Just picking up them talking to each other in the ring. Yeah, I'm like, come on, camera guys. I don't know who's controlling it back there, but... Really quick. The green shirt guy.
Starting point is 00:15:28 Yeah. He's obviously a somebody that's always in the front. must be a high roller. I was watching this video. It was from a long time ago. It was that thing when punk in Sacramento at Raw and he turned around and hit some dude. People are saying that the guy he hit was the green shirt guy and this is why he's able to sit in the front all the time. But then I was watching other videos.
Starting point is 00:15:56 They were saying that wasn't him. It looked like him, but it's not. That's a good fan theory though. So I don't know. I mean, that was about as much digging as I went into that. Because I remember when that incident happened. My buddy was actually like right there in that section that night. Him and his son were there and they saw it all.
Starting point is 00:16:21 So, but I watched that video and it does look like him, but I can't confirm it. And then like I said, it was another video saying, nah, it's not him. It's someone else. so but yeah I don't know who he is whoever he is I mean he knows somebody to be right in the front
Starting point is 00:16:42 at every single thing so yeah AJ ended up pulling it out in this one again good for her I mean she she got her title
Starting point is 00:16:53 after all these years and I did say yeah they just handed it to her of course they did I mean AJ wasn't going to just come back and not have title runs. Yeah, she's going to hand it right back at WrestleMania. Real quick.
Starting point is 00:17:13 Why do they do my boy Danhausen like that? They're wasting him. I hate it. What are they doing? I mean, if anybody actually knows Danhausen, he can do his thing in the ring. Yeah. But now he's like the comedic guy
Starting point is 00:17:32 that sells merch. Because one of my friends was like, who he posted something on Facebook. He was like, who is this? He's going to WrestleMania. And I assume he doesn't watch all the regular shows or AEW when he was there. He was like, who is this vampire guy? I was like, you don't know who he is?
Starting point is 00:17:58 He's fresh. He goes, I don't know. I don't. I don't like this guy. And I'm like, I said, just, I said, I don't know what they're doing to him. I said, give him a minute. He'll, uh, he'll grow on you. So, I mean, I'm glad he has the fans now.
Starting point is 00:18:18 But that, they set him up wrong. Because that whole crate thing, you know, everybody thought it was like Jericho. Yeah. I heard even Vince was in the crate or just crazy shit. But then when it was Dan housing, I was just like. no you're going to piss the fans off because they're expecting somebody else yeah i was hoping it was jericho and then i went uh okay well i knew he was coming so right on i can accept it but yeah this they don't know what they're doing let him shine he knows what he's doing
Starting point is 00:18:58 so we'll we'll see i forgot uh jose josephs i forgot uh jose Jessica got roughed up during the match. I still think they're setting up a Jessica versus Becky match in the future. Oh, I think so. I mean, Jessica, she can do it. Because there was like a buildup to this match where Jessica was on the outside of the ring. You know, when a brawl or something happens. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:33 And like she's seen Jessica and then she was just like giving her the attitude out in the ring even though Jessica had nothing to do with the match at all. So I think just like little things like that they're setting up a match between them too. She can stun her. Yeah, because Becky kicked her in the head. First Becky slammed her into the corner when she was trying to fix the turnbuckle. But then she kind of stepped out of it and then Becky stepped back and she, she'd try to. tried to kick AJ, but AJ jumped out of the way. And she kicked Jessica the side of the head.
Starting point is 00:20:12 So she went down. And Becky had tapped out, but Jessica was laying there because AJ was like, oh, fuck, what's going on? So she went over and she's trying to help Jessica. But then Becky came back and bounced back at her, slammed into AJ. Then she goes crashing on the Jessica. She's laying there. And then they dove out in the.
Starting point is 00:20:34 of the ring outside of the ring and a j was getting thrown all over the place so but a jay came back though and she ended up winning after uh jessica kind of got shook it all off and got back in i'm cool with her if uh if jesska and a uh becky go at it i mean it'll be it'll be good just don't do her dirty let her win the first one then then she can get beat up if she uh continues to wrestle. So I don't know. Yeah, what I would do, I would have,
Starting point is 00:21:09 like maybe if Becky doesn't win at WrestleMania, that Becky thinks it was because Jessica was biased. Yeah. And did like a fast three count or something. Because yeah, once AJ got Becky into her
Starting point is 00:21:27 her little submission hold, what does she call it, the Black Widow? Yeah. She got her into, that it was like Becky immediately started to tap out so I was like all right good good for her man but yeah I have that feeling she's gonna she's gonna drop it but then the other match the Finn Baller and punk one um yeah I feel sorry Larry is no longer with us yeah his little dog
Starting point is 00:22:04 he brought him to Comic He had a little Carrier and Larry was in there I got my little Larry figure Somewhere around here Some guy did some custom figures I'll see him punk And Larry came with it
Starting point is 00:22:22 So rest of peace Larry But Again punk man I'm all for him I'm with it But He's getting old man, he's
Starting point is 00:22:35 he's just moving a little bit slow and you can see that he runs out of gas too much. So, I don't know because Finn made him look like he was he was ready he could have kept going. If it was like an Ironman match
Starting point is 00:22:53 I mean, Finn could have made it all the way and punk you probably had to carry him out in the stretcher. But I don't know, man. We'll see. If the demon comes, which I hope yeah punk's can have a paint yeah he's
Starting point is 00:23:09 he's coming because they at the end of the promo it like faded to black and all you saw was like red eyes or something because I have that yeah there it is over my that the demon the pop
Starting point is 00:23:27 was a FYE exclusive for those of you they still have FYEs they're shutting them down but I was able to get one so but we'll see man we'll see what's going on but yeah
Starting point is 00:23:41 this match it went it went back and forth but like I said punk looked like he was running he was running out of juice and Finn could have just easily whoop that ass but uh there there was no way he was gonna lose this match here
Starting point is 00:23:57 so but I don't know man we'll see what happens yeah but the next match just make it make it good if you can bring the demon back make it really good I think him and Dominic
Starting point is 00:24:14 are going to have a good match Oh yeah Dominic man W.D. Dom he can do it we're not saying he can't but I just hope what's his name kind of does his own thing
Starting point is 00:24:29 JD McDonough Yeah he's in the latter match for the intercontinental belt So he's doing his own thing I just don't get hurt, man. You've been through too much already, man. I'm worried about Ray, because they threw him in there. He just came back from injury.
Starting point is 00:24:51 Yeah. Ray, man, we love you, brother, man. You got nothing to prove anymore. You've done it all. You've won them all. You don't need to do anything, man. They were trying to kill him, because I have, I guess the rumor was before he got hurt.
Starting point is 00:25:10 It was supposed to be him and Gunther at WrestleMania. And I'm like, you're trying to kill this, man? No. I mean, that's, that would have been just, yeah, man, he would have just throw him all over the place. But I don't know. Big ass Gunther and Little Ray. Nope, that's.
Starting point is 00:25:32 And I hate that match there, building up to him and Seth Rollins. it's like it's just no buildup I mean if you guys like Gunther you like him but I I mean I understand
Starting point is 00:25:47 it was supposed to be Seth and Bronbreaker and Braun got hurt and then Bronson Reed got hurt so you can't do the revenge on the vision story angle
Starting point is 00:25:58 but just like a week or two before WrestleMania and it's just Gunther comes out and jumps Seth Rollins where's the build out I don't know who's
Starting point is 00:26:10 creative or what's happening we'll see it's just it's like they're just throwing shit against a wall all right go like man
Starting point is 00:26:23 it's probably why punk's getting all mad he's getting all bitter again just finish it out punk man just get your paycheck
Starting point is 00:26:35 do what you got to do you can't control it so dude that gTS the fin took man he took it hard and I looked like that shit connected kicked him out of the ring and punk is laying there just mouth bleeding
Starting point is 00:26:51 just huffing and puffing the thing that once the ESPN took over I don't like the the video quality on how it looks. It's I don't know
Starting point is 00:27:13 I don't know I explain it. It doesn't look like it did before. These look like clear movie images. The live raw type of stuff made that looks different when it's on Netflix.
Starting point is 00:27:32 The PLEs are too crisp and clean. I don't like how they look what was the deal for like five six years or something yeah I think I don't think it's gonna last five
Starting point is 00:27:49 I don't either they better not because then this is the only thing I watch on ESPN well when my dad was here he was watching everything but because he was like yeah VSPN I was like I do he was watching I don't know some shit that was on but he goes why do you have it I said for wrestling
Starting point is 00:28:07 Once a month. Yeah. He goes, you still watch wrestling? I said, come on, dad. I'm going to watch it to the end. And they got people for, what was it, March? Yeah. Because there was no PLE in March.
Starting point is 00:28:24 Yeah, they got me. But, well, my dad was here, so he made it worth it that month. Yeah. So, but there's nothing really I watch on there. it looks like I can watch what's his name's a podcast show their little wrestling show
Starting point is 00:28:44 a little ice cube O'Shea Jackson Jr. Yeah him I listened to the show I didn't know it was on here Yeah he's he's a true fan Yeah he is He's really
Starting point is 00:29:02 Interrestle they know what they're talking about Because the way he was talking yeah man been since i was a little kid so i mean good for him he's out there doing it the prize wwee ain't bringing him on to russomania maybe we got jelly roll we got speed i heard tom brady's might get involved why because it's celebinia or whatever they're calling it this year come on jelly man just take it easy bro man you got nothing to prove you you proved that was the last year they're using him way too much i think it was a week or two ago he was in the back locker room a smackdown
Starting point is 00:29:48 given like anybody who came across him like inspirational speeches yeah well he got clocked so but i don't know there was some uh some kind of shit going on with him People are mad at him for something. I don't know. I'm just like, uh, I think it was his Grammy speech. He brought, I think he brought religion into it or something. And everybody got all.
Starting point is 00:30:22 Pinted at a sheep. Yeah, I'm like, that's what he believes in. Yeah, man, I mean, believing, I've always said this. Believe in whatever you want to believe in. Just don't, uh, talk shit about what, what people believe in. because you don't believe in it doesn't make it not true. Yeah, and from what I remember,
Starting point is 00:30:43 it wasn't like, if you don't believe in this, it was just where he believes in. Yeah. I've heard those people, if you don't believe this way, you're going to hell and all this shit.
Starting point is 00:31:00 I just, that's why I don't, I don't go to church or any of that thing. Yeah. Because I asked my dad one time, I said, Dad, your family, grandma and grandpa were really religious
Starting point is 00:31:11 and your brothers and sisters. He was like, I just didn't see the need in it. You need in it. I'm like, oh, all right, cool. But they never shoved it down our throats. Like some of my boys, their parents, they were like, you gotta go to church every Sunday
Starting point is 00:31:30 and all the stuff you guys do, you're all going to hell. Listen to that devil music, riding those skateboards, I'm like, damn. My parents never did anything like that. Yeah, punk is okay, as well as, well, they gave it a B.
Starting point is 00:31:51 All right. Giving out them bees. But the women's elimination Met Chamber won with Mommy, Ria Ripley, Tiffie Time, Tiffany Stratton, Keanu James, Rock Hell Ruttery. liking Keanu James.
Starting point is 00:32:10 Yeah. She's showing out when she gets the opportunity. Yeah. Oscar and your girl, Liv Morgan. The real champ. They're goose egg. Good better, Lou.
Starting point is 00:32:26 I've said this before. I know she's a mom now. Live, not live, Alexa Bliss. I hated her before. I don't know. I love her. her now. I want her to get all crazy again.
Starting point is 00:32:44 They got a way through this whole her and Charlotte best friend's angle before she's going to get crazy again. Get all crazy again because that whole thing with Bray Wyatt, man, rest of peace. That was awesome. That brought me back to her. I want one of those little dolls, whatever the name of it is. I want one of those, but I ain't about paid no $50.
Starting point is 00:33:07 She can kiss my ass. but yeah I love that I love the elimination chamber but it just takes them too damn long to get into the ring so I think the last one that really
Starting point is 00:33:21 got me excited was when Shana was in there beating the shit at everyone oh they fumbled the ball with Shana yeah I want to make it to one of her little indie shows
Starting point is 00:33:36 looks she's out she's still out they're doing it, man. Well, I think she's going to be at the, what you're called again. What is it? Bloodsport. All right. Raquel, come on, man. You don't need all them.
Starting point is 00:33:56 Big Mommy, cool, you could do your own thing. Oh, they're setting up the breakup of judgment day. Yeah. I think if Raquel and Roxanne get together
Starting point is 00:34:17 I think they can do it I don't know we'll see well I think if Liv can't do WrestleMania because of the concussion thing
Starting point is 00:34:26 throw Raquel in there have Raquel win the belt then have Liv come to celebrate her and then take out Raquel and then set up
Starting point is 00:34:38 that feud that'll do it see bring me on a triple age yeah give me that check and then mommy comes out whew damn leader I love you but mommy's got my heart you'll always have my heart leader I love you to death
Starting point is 00:35:03 you know that I've told you but oh man I want to meet Ria at least once once and I hope she goes to come she's never been to to Comic-Con, well, since I've been going to those panels, I never see her there. Do you think she needed to win? No. But if it's leading to WrestleMania, I mean, I want her to have that belt again. So we'll see.
Starting point is 00:35:32 I don't know. I mean, she's another one. She's done it all. Mommy's always on top. So we'll see what's going on. I'm not excited about this, Rhea versus Jade. Yeah. And Jade is with her little crew, which that makes zero sense.
Starting point is 00:35:54 Because I don't know if you've been following her on SmackDown. Uh-huh. She's been beefing with B-Fab and she's Mia E.M to me. She's not me-chin. She's been beefing with them too. And then all of a sudden they just join up with her and jump all three of them, jump Ria. like I said many times tonight
Starting point is 00:36:15 where is the buildup Keanu James is big yeah they're wasting her too if they just let her go I mean I'd like to see her and Ria go out a little more we'll see
Starting point is 00:36:34 she kind of reminds me of what's her name from uh Guardians of the Galaxy. What's that? Yeah. What's her real name? Zoe Saldana. Yeah, she kind of looks like her a little bit. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:53 But buffer. They're wasting her. She's like, Julia's like business manager or something. Julia, they're wasting her. They put a belt on her that she doesn't even defend. I don't know what they're doing, man. just I don't know. Of all the Japanese ones all hooked up, they would wreck house on everybody.
Starting point is 00:37:23 All the ladies, they would just run through them all. I heard we might not even get E.O. and Oskah at WrestleMania. And they've been building that up. It's like the stuff they're building up, we might not get. I don't know what they're doing over there.
Starting point is 00:37:43 there. But it's from what my friend says. She goes she had to go down to the strip because one of her friends were there and she, because she never goes there. And she goes, yeah, man, WrestleMania, they're really going for it
Starting point is 00:37:59 with everything. So you coming? I said, I don't know. Right now, maybe. We'll see. But I ain't paying a million dollars. Tiffany Stratton, lover or she does her thing
Starting point is 00:38:15 beautiful young woman but I'm over her well like you said love her she's a top star and she might not even be involved in WrestleMania because they're trying to have
Starting point is 00:38:28 this specific number of matches thing you got two days well they got that and plus you got Smackdown they're not doing the Smackdown and Hall of Fame
Starting point is 00:38:45 in the same night, are they? I don't know. What was with this NXT takeover was a couple days ago. I don't know. Isn't that like the day before WrestleMania? It was like the morning of.
Starting point is 00:39:00 Yeah. Because my buddy, he went. He said he goes, as soon as that was done, then they all walked down to that bitch-ass Raiders Stadium. He was like, he was, dude, I was worn out. Because he went to the Hall of Fame thing too. He went to all of it.
Starting point is 00:39:17 And he was like, man, I was a hell tired. He said he was falling asleep during Nax T. I said, you were supposed to go back to bed. You guys, ah, I'm in Vegas, man. Those drinks were calling me. I said, oh, man. Other than free drinks. Yep.
Starting point is 00:39:35 He's a high roller. So even if he wasn't getting free drinks at the machines, he still gets him. but Tiffany Stratt, man. I mean, again, she does her thing. She knows what she's doing. She's acrobatic, everything. But I'm just like, uh, move on next.
Starting point is 00:39:56 Bring in the next blonde. Is this the one? I can't remember. It's been a while since I watched the elimination chamber. Is this where she bust her mouth? Yeah. But Keonda, she was, she was working her. If it was like a real, real fight,
Starting point is 00:40:13 Yeah, John James will whoop that ass. She looks like she's from the streets. I don't know her, but I don't know. We'll see. But yeah, it always takes forever after the first two get in there and beat the hell out of each other before the pods open up. Because then once that,
Starting point is 00:40:34 I love it when they go start fighting and then go crashing into the pods. Because Oscar came out next and then she went to work. She was beating the shit out of Keanu James slamming her against the Raquel's, pardon. Raquel's just in there loving it.
Starting point is 00:40:53 Raquel, man, she ain't no joke, man. She can do it. Tiffany even tried to come up behind her and get some, but Oskia said, no, sidekick. And then start slamming her into the cage. Big Mommy cool. Oh.
Starting point is 00:41:10 Once they got into the ring, man, Oscar started whooping up on Tiffany. She was getting her ass beat. All right. The chamber's going again. Three, who's coming in next? I don't remember. Ah, Alexa Bliss.
Starting point is 00:41:27 Here she comes. The big eyes. I'm sorry, everyone. God damn. She's too fine. But Oscar was ready. But for as little as Alexa is, man, She gets out there and she does it.
Starting point is 00:41:44 She ain't afraid to do what she needs to do. But she was going to work. She took out Oscar and then took out Keanu and Tiffy was laying there dead. But now she sprung back into life. Yeah, this new camera stuff is killing me. I don't like it. But where's, uh, what's her name? When is she going to get her belt again?
Starting point is 00:42:13 Charlotte. they always have to shoehorn her in somewhere. Oh, it's coming. That's something you can count on. Another title shot for Charlotte. Yeah, because when she came back in the rubble, I said, there's your winner. She won.
Starting point is 00:42:32 Tiffany Chedgerton. I'm hoping to, what's her name, come back? It's been a while since she had that hand injury. Bianca. Yeah. I guess there's complications with her injury. We'll see.
Starting point is 00:42:49 And what's her name? And Naomi. Yeah, I think she had the baby. Yeah, I saw a picture of them. Cute little kid, man. Right on for them. Just spend time and be a mom before you come back. I want her to come back and be the way she was.
Starting point is 00:43:08 Yeah, because that was working. It was really working And I was like Oh man I mean Don't get me wrong Children are a blessing
Starting point is 00:43:21 But It just slowed her role On what they were trying to do to her Because it was working She should she The heel run She was kicking ass She was good
Starting point is 00:43:33 You just won the title Yeah And then had to just Turn that in Miss money in the bank Everything Oh, it's just, ah, I was mad. I wasn't mad that she was pregnant.
Starting point is 00:43:46 I was mad that she had to leave. So I'm hoping when she comes back, she gets right back to business and starts kicking ass. Damn. We're fucking up Tiffany Stratt and slammed her into the pod. The Keanu James is springing back into life. The pods are going again. Three, two, one.
Starting point is 00:44:12 and here comes mommy. She's bringing in action. One of my friends we were watching it, I don't know what we're watching. And she was on there. And he goes, is that Marilyn Manson? I was like, what? I looked up at the screen.
Starting point is 00:44:28 I said, no, that's what are you talking about? And he goes, she looks like Marilynne Manson. I can see it now. But no, hell no. Because when Ria came in, she started wrecking house on her. Everyone beat the shit out of Oscar, picked up Tiffany Stratton, gave her the razor's edge, Bshaasca slammed her, bonged heads.
Starting point is 00:44:52 There comes Alexa Bliss. She's springing back into action. Just give her that boot to the face. Nope. Off the ropes. Does her little flip. Wulp tangles. Ah!
Starting point is 00:45:04 She got all wrapped up. Oh, what's her name? Keanu's over there dead in the corner. Everyone's springing in action. oh Alexa you're too little to be holding Mama like that Oh, sister Abigail
Starting point is 00:45:18 No, not tonight Picture of Riptide Ah, nope Alexa fought out of it So that's what I like About Alexa She's little And she can
Starting point is 00:45:30 Get you tied up in knots And she's not afraid To take those hard bumps So she's not just a little Pretty little face And does thing. My favorite
Starting point is 00:45:45 elimination chamber moment was when I think I said this before when little was it Torito, was that his name? A little bull guy?
Starting point is 00:45:57 Yeah. When he climbed up all the way to the center of the cage and then let go and came down on top of everyone.
Starting point is 00:46:07 Damn, I should have got his figure. I knew I. I said, I'll get it another time. now it's not top dollar I still want to get it but I'm not paying that price
Starting point is 00:46:18 Alexa climbed up on top of the pod yeah it took a ball down because this one yeah it went on and on it took a minute then once Raquel jumped in into the mix
Starting point is 00:46:32 she came in and just started whooping ass she was fucking everybody up clothes lines big boots Ria mommy tried to get her nope she was like bitch boof kicked her the gut. Picked her up.
Starting point is 00:46:44 Power bomb. A little sloppy, but it's all right. She threw re-neck first onto the ropes. Now they're all coming back to life. They're going to charge Raquel. Raquel Gonzalez.
Starting point is 00:47:02 When did they change her name? As soon as they brought her out from NXT. As soon as she had a figure, and then they changed it. Which I don't understand. What is she, Rodriguez, Gonzalez, what's...
Starting point is 00:47:22 I don't know. I mean, it just didn't flow good. I don't know. I mean, that was fine with me. I thought she's hot and big and tall. I got that figure. As soon as I got that figure, boom, name changed.
Starting point is 00:47:40 So I'm like, well, shit, give her another figure. Give her another figure. but I don't know she's only have this she only has that one speaking of figures for you collectors out there that fucking ria rippley one that's coming out I want it but
Starting point is 00:47:56 $60 you guys are killing me I'm like I felt bad paying 50 for uh the the um the John Cena one from Comic Con last year the ultimate figure.
Starting point is 00:48:16 I thought it was just a Comic Con exclusive because they were saying it was, but then now they sell them in the store. I'm like, man, you guys root me for 50 bucks. Yeah. Isn't he host in WrestleMania? I think he is.
Starting point is 00:48:32 Yeah. He wasn't gone too long. He should get involved. Someone talks shit and then go in there and whoops a mass. maybe the rock will get involved in Cody and Randy's match maybe the rock was the real guy on the phone with Randy not Pat McAfee a punk called him Pat McAfee I was like damn
Starting point is 00:49:00 what was going off ah here it is right here Raquel she gets slammed against a cage from Keanu she's ruffing her up in the pod then Rock hell's like, fuck you bitch and she picks her up and then runs her through the plexiglass. She's like, fuck you. She goes crashing through there. Now everyone's dead. Raquel's the only one springing in life.
Starting point is 00:49:34 Where was this one at? Chicago. Okay. Oh, that's why. AJ had to win. Well, picking up little Oscar. Is she from Chicago? No.
Starting point is 00:49:50 I don't think so. Let me see. A.J. Lee is from New Jersey. She's a Jersey girl. Yeah. She had, ooh, that angle from the inside of the pod, the camera. Slammed her hell hard. And she slammed Oscar right on top.
Starting point is 00:50:20 And then pinned her. Well, they were both, both laying there. Keanu James and Oscar. She pinned both of them. So now it's just these. Wait. Did I miss something? Where's Alexa Bliss?
Starting point is 00:50:41 Didn't she go out first? Yeah, I think she got the missed. Yeah. And then Keanu came and rolled her out. So now's Tiffany. She's trying to pick up Raquel. Nope, giving her those kidney shots to the back. back and picks her a bitch gives her the spin ah slams her nope she kicks out oh where's
Starting point is 00:51:11 i was there's mommy and she's springing back in the life bitch grabs her the back of the hair pulls her against the rope throws her against the cage i like that the uh oh i thought it was uh the the chains that had the little like rubber casing around it. I think it is. I'm not, I can't really tell. I remember when they first started with the, with the cage. It was just regular, regular, uh, chain. And I was watching something. I can't remember who it was. They said that when the,
Starting point is 00:51:48 those chains, sometimes they get, uh, exposed and rake, when they rake their backs along and they get cut. Ooh, I was a little sloppy, but got, uh, Tiffany Stratton flipped, Raquel into the ring. Mommy's hanging on the side of the cage or the legs locked in there. Oh, big boot her to the face. Slam her into the turnbuckles.
Starting point is 00:52:16 Dropping them elbows, back elbows. Ugh, uh, Tiffany looks wore out. Picks her up. Ah, flips her over in the back. Mommy's still hanging there. Raquel looks like she's a big old linebacker. Oh, second rope.
Starting point is 00:52:37 She's still laying there dead. All that shit that Tiffany's got on, starting to fall off on her little tassels. I thought Raquel was going to pull this one out. But I don't know. I mean, let her shine some more. Yeah, she's been a tag team, but let her win some singles. So hopefully when the judgment day does break up.
Starting point is 00:53:10 Mommy from the top of the pod. Ouch. Oh, Tiffany Stratton. Moonsault. Right on top of Raquel. Boom. One, two, three. I knew she was done right there.
Starting point is 00:53:30 So it's coming down to Mommy and Tiffany Stratton. I was like, oh, please don't let her wish. I knew they wasn't because that would have meant it would have been her and jade again yeah she almost took out her mommy she when she does that flip once when she jumps up onto the top and when she got to the top rope yeah her mouth is bleeding rhea pushes her in the ass she slammed her head onto the side of the pod so she goes down then she brings her back into the ring she's all Pays picked her up, rib-tide,
Starting point is 00:54:10 and that was it. One, two, three. Yeah, Ria looked like she heard her back. She's been baby in it. So I was happy she won. I was screaming and yelling. I didn't watch this live. We were out of town.
Starting point is 00:54:30 And then when we got home, I told my wife, so I'm going to get loud, so don't get mad. Everybody went to sleep, and I was in the living, watching wrestling scream. Because one time my daughter asked, she was like, why do you get so excited? You know, you know it's, I'm like, shut up.
Starting point is 00:54:54 I said, just let me enjoy it. It's like, one of the things I enjoy. God damn. Just tell people why you get excited about a TV show. You know it's scripted. Yeah. And a TV show or movie, if they fuck out, they do it again
Starting point is 00:55:13 they fuck up in wrestling they just fuck up on to the men's but what did they give this one wow they're just handing out the bees this was a B plus what yeah let me see
Starting point is 00:55:32 even the men's they gave it a B it's just a flat B damn it was just everyone everything got a B well a thing was better than the other thing AJ and Becky got a B minus, but...
Starting point is 00:55:48 Oh, okay. So, yeah, the first of the gals, they got a B plus, punk, just got a B, and the men's elimination was just a B. Oh, damn.
Starting point is 00:56:07 Well, all right. I don't know who makes up these stuff. But Javon Evans, man. that boy bouncy yeah man he I liked his entrance when he came out
Starting point is 00:56:22 everybody was hyped and he's just as hype good for him he's young got all the energy dives into the crowd everyone was juiced watch out for that little kid
Starting point is 00:56:34 yeah he dove into the crowd yeah I like I knocked that guy's hat off and made sure to go pick it up put it back on his head head. Yeah. I like this when
Starting point is 00:56:51 wrestlers do this. Even the indie shows I've been to, some of those guys, yeah, fall into the crowd. We're all laughing around. Like, when I went to that Luchador one, they were like that. There wasn't that many people there,
Starting point is 00:57:03 but they were jumping into the crowd and all of us that were sitting in the front. Yeah, it's all he did. He was just running down the lane, jumping into the crowd, getting everybody hyped. he's not like those other ones just walk straight in and don't even want
Starting point is 00:57:22 to give nobody five he was the one that took the longest to get into the ring but once they got in there ah shit so Randy Orton LA Knight Cody Rose
Starting point is 00:57:43 Javon Evans and whoop that trick trick Williams and the Maverick Logan Paul I knew it was going to be be good especially uh trick Williams and Javan and Logan the guys that are always flying all over the place Randy Orton I know he's I mean don't give you wrong I love Randy as well as Cody they weren't going to be flying high and all that like the other ones because the ones to kick off the
Starting point is 00:58:17 match was uh Cody and Javon I love LA night but man does he have to botch every match he's in and tries to do something and it's all set up they're setting this man out because they don't want him to succeed
Starting point is 00:58:40 they oiled up to ring ropes man I love it man I still want more for him man they just they're just dragging him out I was telling my daughter I was like look
Starting point is 00:58:55 this is the only way L.A. Knight can get to WrestleMania is he has to wrestle I show speed. Don't get me wrong. I like speed. He's funny. But, and I've been watching
Starting point is 00:59:10 those videos of him training. And hopefully he don't get to spear it again. But it's ridiculous. No tag titles are being defended at WrestleMania. They turned
Starting point is 00:59:25 the Oos. They added the Uso's in. with the vision, so it's going to be a six-man tag. I don't know. L.A. Knight couldn't even get a singles match with a speed?
Starting point is 00:59:40 Nope. So we'll see what happens there. I mean, my youngest grandson, Buster, he likes speed. They watches the little clips and everything. He was watching
Starting point is 00:59:57 when it was a, on Raw when he got involved when Logan Paul threw him in LA night and all that happened because he went he's a wrestler I went yeah I said here watch this then I showed him when he got speared by Brombrick
Starting point is 01:00:17 oh that wasn't him wrestling it's him getting destroyed he was like is he okay? I said yeah he's all right he he slashed his leg somehow I don't know
Starting point is 01:00:33 when he got thrown over the table but somewhere during all that he had all skin peeled off I was like when did that happen I think when the Otis threw him on the tables Otis give him a belt damn it well they gave him money in the bank
Starting point is 01:00:52 that one year and wasted it yeah he had money in the bank bank briefcase and Mandy Rose. Where's she at? Making money.
Starting point is 01:01:11 She's doing the internet thing or is she in another promotion? She's doing the internet thing. Dang. Speaking of that. She said she makes more in a month or two than she does in a whole year
Starting point is 01:01:29 working for WWE. Hey, I I don't hate no one, man. The struggle is real. Get your money. Look at a pumpkin from Honey Boo Boo's sister. She don't give a fuck. She's getting her money too, man. She's out there doing the internet thing and hey, more power to you. Big girls need love too and she needs money, I guess. That shows wild. I blame my wife. She made me watch. all that shit Mama June and honey boo boo
Starting point is 01:02:09 and pumpkin and whatever the other ones are called I'm surprised they don't get involved in wrestling they missed their chance I damn finally about time the pod's about to open
Starting point is 01:02:28 I thought Logan Paul was out the door I kept hearing all this stuff that he was going to quit because he doesn't like what's going on. What is he going to do? I don't know. So he should get into the boxing. Hope, Trick Williams coming out. He boxed Floyd Mayweather.
Starting point is 01:02:49 He went to the top. Actually, no, his last boxing match was against that jujitsu guy, and that was a joke of a match. What about Jake? Is he going to, is his jaw heel up? I don't know. Is he supposed to fight Pachial or somebody or? I think Mayweather's fighting Pachio. Okay.
Starting point is 01:03:19 Mayweather is also before he fights Pachio, I was fighting Tyson. You can already tell how that match is going to turn out. Well, we all know that was a big setup. They just did it for the money. Yeah, I think the Tyson one is the exhibition, and the Paci-O one is the actual... Real fight.
Starting point is 01:03:44 Yeah, come on, Mike. You don't need no more. You don't need that much money. But I don't know about all these. Ronda and Gina Carano. I don't like how that one's going. I don't like that they're so friendly with each other, getting each other's autographs at the press conference.
Starting point is 01:04:02 I was like, no, you guys, you're two supposed to hate each other. That's another cash grab. I mean, good for them. I mean, it's not like Rhonda needs it, but. Yeah, I'm like, this to fight everybody's been wanting to see for 10 plus years you guys ain't supposed to be asking for each other's autographs you should this should have happened a long time ago when they were in their prime not i need money i don't know just jena was doing the the acting thing i don't know do we ever do that we need to do that uh what's that
Starting point is 01:04:36 one haywire uh where they dubbed her whole voice yeah we need to do that one I mean, she was awesome on Mandalorian and then I don't know. Her political beliefs ruined before her, I guess. Talked about the mouse. Yeah, you can't go against me. You can't go against the castle.
Starting point is 01:04:59 Mickey's about business. You can't mess with his money. Oh, man. Trick Williams is just wrecking everybody. I mean, Cody, you're doubling on Javon. Oh, nope.
Starting point is 01:05:16 Whop that trick. Oh, no. Cody. I love Cody, man. But come on, bro. Take a break. You don't need no more titles. Do you know about this Cody Rahim Rhodes thing?
Starting point is 01:05:29 What? Yeah, Google Cody Rahim Rhodes when you get a chance. Cody. Rahim Rhodes. What the hell? Yeah. because I kept hearing they kept calling him Rahim Rhodes
Starting point is 01:05:50 and I think he in a promo he said it one time and the crowd went crazy and I was like, what is this about? Cody Rahim Rhodes The story behind the name addressing the widely praised promo exchange
Starting point is 01:06:07 when Roman Reigns and Seampunk on Raw which officially staged Erasmania Dada da Rhodes said he watched the segment both as a fan and as someone who deeply respects both men.
Starting point is 01:06:21 Rhodes then questioned why. After such a celebrated exchange, his name was the first one mentioned. It's simple, Rhodes said. People know the WrestleMania means to me and what I mean at WrestleMania. From the Rhodes' escalated moment, referencing chatter that the match will turn into a... about the name. The nickname traces back to Rhodes' relationship with his wife, Brandy Reed,
Starting point is 01:06:51 whom he met during the time in WWE. The two of them right, da-da-da. Additional Rhodes. Dusty Rhodes. I believe... What do you read the biography?
Starting point is 01:07:07 Cody? I guess. I mean, they're not the title is, this is the name and I know all this. The combination led fans to nickname Rhodes Rahim after pairing it with playful black cultural references including jokes about
Starting point is 01:07:23 him being invited to the cookout. What? Yeah, and then I guess people say he looks like Rahim from Juice. He don't look like no Rahim. And there's even like pictures like people like photoshopping
Starting point is 01:07:39 like dreads on Cody. So the fans made this up. Yeah, and I guess he heard the fans and like mentioned it in a promo and the like crowd went crazy and I was like, what is this Rahim Rhodes? Well, the Uso's tweeted,
Starting point is 01:08:00 Rahim, with a laughing face. He's not Cody Roth. Wrestling fans are crazy. If you guys want to know his real middle name, it's Garrett.
Starting point is 01:08:15 Garrett Rundles. Rhodes. Oh, it's Rahim. and he's invited to the cookout. Logan Paul, springing into action. And dumb ass fucking. I hate him. Austin Theory.
Starting point is 01:08:32 Why they... He should have just stayed the pretty boy and got his ass beat. He's not some rough-balled heel now. I hate him. Where's the brass knucks? Well, the rubber. painted gold or whatever it is. That's what he gave.
Starting point is 01:08:59 Didn't he give it to Speed and he swung on someone? Oh no, Cody. He dropped him and then Speed picked him up and then LA Knight like tapped him on the shoulder. Oh, I thought it was Logan Paul's mom. Yeah, she gave it to Cody. Yeah. And Speed was trying to take it from him telling him he didn't need to use it.
Starting point is 01:09:21 LA night's going to work on the Maverick Whoop Closeline to Cody Coming back Ah Knee to the face Logan
Starting point is 01:09:35 Whoop Trick Williams Nope Neck breaker LA night It's booting everyone out On to the black mat And that's just hard rubber
Starting point is 01:09:52 And he's fulls that's getting slammed on it up into the cage or the pod djews LA nights going to work on Logan Paul beating his ass Ooh, he's got a big old red mark on his back Logan Paul Oh Logan grabbed
Starting point is 01:10:15 LA Knights shorts and then pulled him in face first into the pod Now Logan Paul's climbing up up the side of the cage on the top of the pod he's looking down up
Starting point is 01:10:33 here comes trick Williams or um John Evans he's climbing up there nope now they're battling elbows kidney shots LA night's climbing up there Cody's whipping up on trick
Starting point is 01:10:47 Williams in the ring yeah they're just gonna stand in wait there yeah they're slavid uh Logan Paul's head onto the plexiglass and then throw Logan off crossbody onto
Starting point is 01:11:03 Trick Williams and Cody Rhodes LA Knight and Javon Evans are still up at the top now they're turning to each other Super kick to LA Knight to the throat they almost both fell off no poop wow
Starting point is 01:11:20 they're both on I was surprised the top doesn't just cave in. There you go. Talking to each other, getting everyone set. Ellie Knight was leaning in talking to him. Then the camera cut away. They had to go to a replay. You can still see that they're talking to one or another.
Starting point is 01:11:45 Everyone else is laying in the ring. And a little buff tan referee to make it. Randy Orton's the only one. one's still in the pot waiting up his door opens here he goes
Starting point is 01:12:00 going to work trick Williams clothes line another close line close line to Logan Paul ooh that one was hard ah trick William
Starting point is 01:12:11 who miss ooh power slam oh power slam with Logan Paul where's Joe oh he's still up on top of the pod stop playing up to the crowd man something to come up behind you
Starting point is 01:12:29 and fuck you up Ooh, close line. Trick Williams over. Logan Paul, tossed over on. That's the Trick Williams. Watch out, cameraman. All right, Cody's springing back alive.
Starting point is 01:12:47 LA, nice rolling into the ring. Javon is still laying face down on top. Oh, double DDT. Vintage Orton. Both of those two are down. Cody's laying hands and knees You better watch out, man Stop playing to the crowd
Starting point is 01:13:14 Is this it for Orden? Is he just about done? I think so The voices are calling him LA night behind you Though even though Even though he don't win If he don't win
Starting point is 01:13:32 WrestleMania I kind of feel like they're setting him up For something big With the whole Pat McAfee thing And saying Ray and Randy's here to save wrestling. Everybody's laying there. Javon Evans is springing back to life.
Starting point is 01:13:53 Shaking it off. Trick Williams is the only one laying in position. Trix getting ready. Yep. Javon's hyper himself up. Pull up his knee pads. Fuckhead. Splash.
Starting point is 01:14:13 Right on top of them. Ooh. Oh, the pulverizer. Yep. Logan Paul, nope. Ah, that was a little sloppy. Looks like he came down his neck. Javon Evans is out.
Starting point is 01:14:28 Yeah, I guess Logan was blaming Javon for not taking the move correctly. I saw some interview. It still looked good, but it was a little sloppy because he didn't hit hit right. And Cody's going to work on. You mean Rahim? Yeah, Rahim.
Starting point is 01:14:52 Rahim. Have we ever done juice? You know, I was thinking that earlier today. We've done so many movies, boys and girls. I guess we just started riding it down. If we did, it was around that time we were doing like King of New York and stuff like that. Because we had a period where we were doing. Ten hour shows.
Starting point is 01:15:18 So two movies. Yeah. I have to check the spreadsheet. Yeah, I don't remember half the ones we've done. Randy springing back to life, wrecking the house on everyone. LA night, nope. Turnbuckle, head first. Randy up on the second rope, dropping the bombs on him.
Starting point is 01:15:42 Not even connecting. Even my grandson, when they were, we were watching, wrestling. He goes, he didn't even kick him. He missed him. Why did he fall? Calm down. Just enjoy it. He did it
Starting point is 01:16:01 to his brother. He did it like this. He went to kick him and missed. But Buster played it right. He fell. Those little guys. My wife gets men too. Here it comes. It's like the botch.
Starting point is 01:16:19 Yep. up looking to the crowd getting everybody LA night yeah Waslip d'jus I just gave him a kick Randy was he was smiling Ah trick Williams Watch out rolled up L.A.
Starting point is 01:16:38 Nope kicked out But I think if I remember They're saying there was a problem With that corner Because everyone was falling Yeah extra grease well these guys come out all greased up
Starting point is 01:16:55 and they get thrown against the ropes Logan with the low blow yeah ah dude kick out Paul Heyman oh that's three I hate him now
Starting point is 01:17:08 Logan that's how LA night gets done he gets eliminated with the low blow now's going to work on Cody bitch choking him no oh it's just like anything goes the ref didn't even try to break it up
Starting point is 01:17:36 ah slammed the head back of his head we need stunning was it stunning cody or was that his name dashing dashing dashing dashing cody
Starting point is 01:17:52 oh Randy with the eye poke oops does he ever do his dad's moves Randy? Yeah I don't know I don't remember Cowboy Bob Orden's Ooh
Starting point is 01:18:14 I just remember he was always hitting people at his cast Oh Trick shot Get out bitch Running note miss Logan Paul with the flip Oh
Starting point is 01:18:31 Trip on his ass Yep Ah crossroads that's it. Nope. Logan Paul bitch got out of here. Looking out the right, ref. Yep.
Starting point is 01:18:45 He laid there a little too long. Is that Wheatley or Whitley vodka? Wheatley. It's supposed to be healthy. I don't know, man. For you hard drinkers, I ain't the one. It's just
Starting point is 01:19:13 advertisement rings. Those are the things that kill me. We got DoorDash. Yeah. DoorDash and Ram, Cricket. Who's this? The mask man.
Starting point is 01:19:33 Now all the rest are like, hey, try to get him down. All of the wannabe wrestlers. Yeah. The one guy with the eyebrows. And the other dude looks like Drewski. And they're going to reveal him. to be some random guy some up and coming guy
Starting point is 01:20:02 they got paid I'm surprised audience members don't show up like this trick he's out needs help I was a little sloppy but he got him out another mess man yep this is the one we knew who it was yeah once he did the booze Yep.
Starting point is 01:20:40 I was like, ah, curb stop. I'm just glad he took the mask off so we can get over this shit. There's been too many of them. Oh, Logan Falls done. No, close up on Paul Hammond's face. No, it's after the reveal.
Starting point is 01:21:02 Yeah. We knew who it was. Everyone knew. Now we go to Paul Hammond's face. There it is. Cody. what happened to him why was he gone uh the you remember the pay-per-view where he did the coast to coast and he landed on his shoulder yeah yeah there's all kinds of bad news for the vision next up
Starting point is 01:21:41 it was brawn breaker with a herniated disc and then uh i think uh bronzen reads something with his biceb big boys getting hurt He just walks through the crowd. Everyone's hyped. I like how he has security. No one knew he was supposed to be there. I'm sorry, everybody. I hate Seth Rones.
Starting point is 01:22:18 You hate the architect? He broke up the shield. I hate him. Oh, man. Randy's bringing back to life. Two old men. Oh, yeah. Now I remember.
Starting point is 01:22:44 Because Drew, he's sprung in action. Nope, no, nope. Ah, headbutt. Bitch, just dropping bombs on him. Randy's springing back to life. He's coming up, nope, get back. Arkell, pshh.
Starting point is 01:23:12 Ah, crossroads. Give it to them. Ah, out of nowhere. Arkeo. One, two, three. That's how I like with Randy springs into action. That was hella fast. Randy.
Starting point is 01:23:32 That is a match that I didn't mind seeing Randy and Drew, and then they took the belt off Drew like a week later. Yeah. Oh, he got to go film Highlander anyways. Is he really in it? Yeah. All right. what do you think of the way Cody looks in a street fighter
Starting point is 01:23:56 he looks goofy as hell but I think the movie's got to be fun it'll be better than than the bad damn one rest of the piece Raul Julia a little less cocaine in this girl performance I was I was really thinking
Starting point is 01:24:18 uh Cody was gonna win this one but I was alright yeah I like the outcome yeah I was all right I just didn't like that they put the belt on Cody like a week later
Starting point is 01:24:33 I was like this guy didn't win elimination chamber and he still gets the title match yep maybe Pat McAfee was right I keep saying this man they're just dragging these
Starting point is 01:24:54 guys the the top talent over and over and over. Yeah. Every WrestleMania. Come on. Bring in some new blood. Because I think one of the best matches at WrestleMania is going to be
Starting point is 01:25:10 Brock and Oba Femi. You think that's going to get serious? Like, go off script and really go at it. Yeah, I think they're about to show out. Because that last they went crazy
Starting point is 01:25:28 and I thought Brock was going to hit someone with those tears. They said Brock likes Ova because that whole that first interaction they had when he got power bombed and Obo had the foot on him.
Starting point is 01:25:43 Yeah. I guess they said Brock was telling him in the ring put the foot on me and point to the WrestleMania sign. Well that's good. Just don't get the hell beat at of each other. Obafinny.
Starting point is 01:26:04 Rocks out the door this year too. He goes out the door and then comes back and there's time here rumors SummerSlam is going to be his retirement because it's going to be in Minnesota.
Starting point is 01:26:20 That's where he lives, right? Yeah. And you know who it's going to be against? The legend killer. I. Because he's the legend killer.
Starting point is 01:26:38 Oh, shit. It's just going to be two brutes slapping each other. That's all going to be. Well, hopefully if he chokes out Brock, Brock don't smile at the camera.
Starting point is 01:27:01 Is he going to come with the corn rolls or the little top pony? The man bun. Combination of the pony and the braids. Because that the rumble when they were facing off man everybody well everybody lost it I did too man
Starting point is 01:27:24 and I knew that was gonna lead up to something something big but then once all that starts going on we'll see what happens next man because yeah they've been just going at it those just seems to be all the clips that I've been seen lately is these two so yeah I think this is this is the mass that I'm that I'm excited for trying to pull at WrestleMania see what matches are because I think they finalized the card
Starting point is 01:27:57 who was just wrecking house on everyone coming to the ring oh shit he picked up the dude that was dressed up in the black hoodie he's one of the refs all right WrestleMania
Starting point is 01:28:21 night one we got the vision and I Show Speed versus the Uso's in L.A. Knight. Jacob Fatu versus Drew McIntyre in an unsanctioned match, which basically just means no rules.
Starting point is 01:28:39 Didn't Jacob Fatu get in some legal trouble? He'll be all right. Stephanie Vacir versus Liv Morgan, maybe for the women's world title. A.J. Lee, versus Becky Lynch for the
Starting point is 01:28:56 Interwomen's Intercontinental Belt Fatal Four Way women's tag team match The Irresistible Forces Which is Nia Jackson Lash Legend I guess that's their name Again, Charlotte Flair Alexa Bliss, Bailey
Starting point is 01:29:12 Lyra, Lyra Valkyria and the Bella twins Those two powerhouses are run through everybody I'm sure though lose because they don't like Nia have a belt for too long
Starting point is 01:29:30 Seth Rons versus Gunther and Cody Rahim Brods versus Randy Orden That's night one Night 2 Obafemi versus Brock Lesner Six-pack ladder match
Starting point is 01:29:48 For the Intercontinental title Penta versus Javon Evans versus Dragon Lee versus J.D. McDonough versus Rousseff versus Ray Mysterio. Jade Cargill versus Ria Ripley for the Women's World Championship. Sammy Zane versus Trick Williams for the United States Belt. Finn Ballard versus Don. What?
Starting point is 01:30:14 This is the second night? Yeah. All right. Finn Baller versus Dominic Mysterio and CM Punk versus. versus Roman Reigns. All right. I try to go to the second night and see. It looks like night one is going to have seven matches,
Starting point is 01:30:36 and night two is going to have six, which I heard they're supposed to be adding one more match. I'm hoping it's Oscar versus EO. We'll see. I'm trying to see. I'm trying to look up on WrestleMania. Tickets. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:31:10 but I got sidetracked. I guess Evanescence is going on tour. Wait, let me see. WrestleMania. You heard these special VIP packages they be having. For like a million dollars and crazy shit like that. Because I guess the next overseas pay-per-views, it's like $10,000 and you get to like cook pasta with a WWE superstar.
Starting point is 01:31:42 It doesn't say who So it could be fucking anybody Could be down Tagawa or whatever his name is I'd be hanging out with Otis Why Well shit I guess ticket prizes This is drop
Starting point is 01:32:01 There's one 164 Let me see Are you trying to go to night too Yeah Oh man they dropped way In price tickets that were $400
Starting point is 01:32:22 are now like $2.30 at the most. They're trying to sell these tickets. I heard they've been having a hard time. TKO is like, we'll take it out of Punks' paycheck. Or you can pay a thousand. $1,164. And 555 cents. Uh, no.
Starting point is 01:32:52 $300. You're a little closer. Well, this might be doable. boys and girls I'm not paying $1,000 but hmm there's not really close
Starting point is 01:33:12 but shit you can be on the floor for 250 hmm I got run by the wife she might go hell no well these prices
Starting point is 01:33:35 are better because when they first came out they were crazy that's for the both of us I lived through you yeah you go and it's like I'm there yep
Starting point is 01:33:49 well I'm gonna have you on the phone all right well boys and girls this is like it's gonna be doable tickets are way cheaper than they were thanks to Pepsi punk
Starting point is 01:34:05 yep hmm all right is way doable now. But I got to talk to my buddy. If he's got a room, I said, dude, I just, somewhere to put my shit in, I'll sleep on the floor.
Starting point is 01:34:23 I don't care. Or I'll rage all night, then go straight to the airport, sleep on the plane. But I don't know. But depending on one of those nights, man, I want to make it down to the, to the,
Starting point is 01:34:38 um, the nerd bar and check out this is their their words not mine i i get it but midget wrestling those guys said it's okay to say midget that these were the wrestlers and the guys that were performing so i'm just going by what they said i get it some people don't don't like that word say call them called the young guys and young gals little little people but now that night they were going oh fuck that call us midgets and i was like i didn't call them but i had a good time that that was awesome but didn't even know i was going to experience it that but well the night that's the night I want to go. Punk. Ria Ripley.
Starting point is 01:35:30 Ria Ria is on Sunday, right? See. Ria is, yes, on Sunday. All right. But you know they can be, they can change things last second. No. How much of tickets for that
Starting point is 01:35:48 to wrestle world or whatever it's called? Russell, wrestle con, or of the WWE thing. Yeah. Because my friend said he went last year and it was expensive.
Starting point is 01:36:08 What's her name's going to be there? Mickey James who just saw him today. It was a wrestle mania world. I think that's what it was called. A wrestle world. These are just tickets for
Starting point is 01:36:35 the actual thing. Well, Hall of Fame is on Friday. Those tickets just as much as cheap to WrestleMania. So we're 16th through the 20th. It's called wrestle world?
Starting point is 01:36:59 Yeah. That was called? WW World. Okay. Let's see who's going to be there. Superstar appearances. Stone called Steve Austin. The original El. Ronde Americano
Starting point is 01:37:31 Adam Pierce AJ Stiles A.J. Lee, Akira Tazawa, Alba Fire, Alistair Black, Alex Shelley, Alexa Bliss. Seems like a lot of people there.
Starting point is 01:37:53 These tickets are expensive. They're 75, but then they tack on that service fee. Thursday is 8747. Friday is 99.13. Saturday is 8747, as well as Sunday, and Monday is 64.14. And depending on what day is when certain people are going to be there. Like Candice Luray will be there Thursday, the first day.
Starting point is 01:38:30 I would like to meet her. Charlotte will be there Thursday. I already met her. Chelsea Green will be there Thursday Do they still have Russell con Because they always do that during Yeah I pull that out
Starting point is 01:38:50 When's that? Russell Con Las Vegas 16th through the 19th Russell con guest list Let's see The acclaimed There's still a tag team I guess
Starting point is 01:39:20 Arn Anderson Brock Anderson, his son Kurt Angle, Athena Omby Atlas Buff Bagwell Shotsie Kelly Kelly That's a plancher
Starting point is 01:39:56 I don't know who the hell's going to see her Butterbean Butterbean Yeah Scarler Bordeaux Demolition Ted DiViase Jesus,
Starting point is 01:40:10 son's gonna be there Didn't he going through some kind of Who? Ted DiBiossi Jr. Oh, he got acquitted. What did he do? They said he tried to fraud
Starting point is 01:40:22 Like The thing where you get Like food stamps And public assistance And stuff like that You try to do Like some multi-million dollar fraud Or something
Starting point is 01:40:39 But he got acquitted Tommy Jim was dumbass He'll be there DeLobobes DeLo Brown. The Deadly Boys with Spike Deadly? Elijah. Oh, Carlito.
Starting point is 01:40:58 Layla. Hacksaw. Charlie, aka. F, formerly known as Dakota Kai. James Ellsworth. The Nature Boy. Mike Foley. Godfather.
Starting point is 01:41:17 He's going to have the Ho-Train? Jake Hager. Brodow. Paul Walter, arousers going to be there stingray he'd be doing this thing in the rings yeah he does
Starting point is 01:41:37 the hardy boys Tommy dreamer hacksaw Jim Dougan or just Jim Dougan I guess he can't be hacksaw he's always hacksaw I should bring my Hardy boys pops
Starting point is 01:41:56 Elijah that's right he can't be what was he in WWE Elias Yeah Walk with the Lai's dumb
Starting point is 01:42:13 Hunky tongue man Hornswago Fondango Dumb The Godwins I ain't hurt the Godwins in the year Awesome God Oh Lex Luger
Starting point is 01:42:39 What happened to him What did you get some kind of disease or Yeah he's sick Oh man The DDP yoga Helped him like stand up out of his wheelchair. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:42:56 Monsour. Bertie's Indie Hartwell. Big Daddy Cool. Nick Nemith. Earl Hebner. Ryan Nemith. Christy Hemmy. Rhino. Hockey Talk, man.
Starting point is 01:43:27 Dustin Rhodes. Matt Riddle. 420, bro. That was the shit I wish I ought to got. That guy is just fucking it up for him so yeah Dennis Rodman he was a wrestler
Starting point is 01:43:46 he was an NWO yeah for life is he gonna have the wedding dress Sandman you're gonna watch the GCW match Joey Janella versus uh what's his name's son
Starting point is 01:44:05 when is it I think is the weekend of WrestleMania Soraya Paige you're gonna be there
Starting point is 01:44:19 Heath Slater JVL Hell yeah He's Slater Of course he's got to be there He's got kids Sergeant Slaughter Ron Simmons
Starting point is 01:44:36 Billy Starks Scott Steiner To Tanka Mr. Kennedy Vian Vans gonna be there? So fine. When's she gonna get her shot? I don't know, man. She's doing her things on the Indies, but I saw her at a hoodslam on time. She was awesome.
Starting point is 01:45:11 Bobby Lashley, Jerry Lawler, Bushwacker Luke. Vita ain't gonna be here? Or Amy Dumas? Steve Macklin's gonna be there. I hope that guy's okay. What happened to him? He was in the fighting for the TNA heavyweight title at the last pay-per-view. And I forget the champion's name,
Starting point is 01:45:45 but he, like, super kicked him. And you can tell he was out before he hit the ground because his body stiffened up and he fell up against the ropes. Yeah. And shout out to the ref because she recognized it
Starting point is 01:46:00 because the champ was coming in to, like, hit him. Uh-huh. And she jumped. in front and threw the X out. Damn. Mark Long. Well, I guess he kind of got involved in some wrestling. It's because of the Miz. For those of you, uh, was it Role Rules that he was on?
Starting point is 01:46:27 Yeah. Candice Michelle. Arnest the Cat Miller. You can meet him and bring your copy of the wrestler. David O'Tunga. He never liked him. that guy had a weird career started as a lawyer
Starting point is 01:47:01 then was on I Love New York then married what's her name Jennifer Hudson then became a wrestler again do what you do what you want to yourself to your body to your face but New York
Starting point is 01:47:24 I don't like how she looks now MVP Eric Bischoff, Tyler Breeze, and Nikki Blackheart Can't see. I think she's going to be a future star. Tyler Breeze.
Starting point is 01:47:50 Kevin Ash, he's going to be there. No, Lita. I've met her a bunch of times, but I would mainly go for the Hardee's and Shotsie get my figures. signed. Gianna Parasso
Starting point is 01:48:15 Rhino Rikishi Jake the snake Rock and Roll Express I ain't seen Lita No, I went through the whole list I didn't see her
Starting point is 01:48:34 Thunder Rosa Vince Russo the fact I don't get butter bean but all right no man Cardona he's not gonna be there well he's w w e isn't he
Starting point is 01:48:56 yeah he's signed perry saturn oh shit where did he come from there's no right there's no price on them it just says
Starting point is 01:49:19 price is very oh he can't be brown stormy no more adam shear tony shavani papa shango ron simmons sergeant slater
Starting point is 01:49:42 yeah jean snit where did he come from? Yeah, I don't see her. Yeah, I didn't see her on there at all. I didn't even see how much tickets were for this. It's probably cheaper than WWE World.
Starting point is 01:50:12 Yeah, Russell Con tickets. See how much this is. It is single days 41 bucks. It's better than 80. Hmm Unless she goes Sunday
Starting point is 01:50:40 It's free I don't know she's going to be at A WWE world I should do that It says Monday Who Lita says Monday Well if I go I want to go Sunday
Starting point is 01:51:04 I should go down early Go to wrestle con Because it's free And Yeah Lita is only going to be there Monday a matter a few times already Liv Morgan
Starting point is 01:51:22 it's going to be there Thursday and it's sold out Damn Take a picture with that knot on her head Laira Limer of Valkyria is sold out Lola Vice is sold out Oh shit Well all right boys and girls That is it
Starting point is 01:51:54 For this episode Give a little extra on what's going on down in Vegas During uh WrestleMania Week. Yeah, pay attention to the Facebook group because I try to post because there's all kinds of events going on, WrestleMania weekend, and especially in the Indies. I'm trying to post everything. I was one of the buddies said last year.
Starting point is 01:52:16 He went to all kinds of wrestling stuff. He even went to some backyard wrestling. I was like, damn. He said, I was all over. He just said, I guess he went to one thing. Everybody was handing out flyers for this and that. just tried to get to as much as he could. Yeah, GCW usually does like,
Starting point is 01:52:38 seems like at least 10 events over the course of the weekend. All right. Well, we'll see. And cross your fingers, man. I didn't talk to my buddy again. And ticket prizes aren't as crazy as I thought. Well, they were when they first came out, but it looks like they dropped in price.
Starting point is 01:52:57 So punk must have got to him. So we'll see. Again, I don't care where I'm. mat as long as I'm in there. If I have to watch the screen, I will. But I can't remember unless they have them over
Starting point is 01:53:11 the ring. Because when I went to SummerSlam, I don't remember how the setup was in there. Because I know I filmed the video when Edge came out.
Starting point is 01:53:31 I can't remember if there was a screen over the the ring or I can't even remember the the the where the
Starting point is 01:53:48 the jumbotrons were in there I'm trying to see if I can pull up the video that was years ago it was I think was right when everything was starting to open up and I don't
Starting point is 01:54:07 went to that because I had a mask on. I don't remember exactly where I'll hear this okay I see two screens up top and then okay yeah there's a screen above the ring
Starting point is 01:54:31 so all right but either way man as long as I'm inside enjoying it with everyone I'll have a good time so I need to talk to my buddy the wrestling guru and see what's happening.
Starting point is 01:54:50 But all right, boys and girls, that is it this episode. Brian and I will be back with action returns, stream fiends, and whatever else. Frightful reflections. I don't remember what we're doing next. We'll pick up something, but expect action returns. We haven't done that in a while.
Starting point is 01:55:15 So, but I did give you guys the little quick review for 1981's Chuck Norris Classic, and I for an eye, so go listen to that. But all right, boys and girls, that is it. For everything dealing with the network, go to thehorroriturns.com, and you'll find all that. Follow us everywhere, Instagram X, and all of that. Facebook, everything. Links down below for everything. So you know where.
Starting point is 01:55:45 everything is at so but all right man how come with allergies just built up on me man killing me but all right boys and girls that is it we'll be back uh for more so until next time be safe out there and party on and be good to each other

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