The Horror Returns - The Wrestling Returns - WWE: Fastlane (2023)

Episode Date: October 10, 2023

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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, welcome to another episode of the wrestling returns. Welcome back to another episode of the wrestling returns. WWE Fastlane. But first, before we get to it, I'm your host Brian. With me, as always, my brother Nez. What's up, man? Fastlane, 2023. Indianapolis, Indiana. You ever been there?

I think I was at the airport, so no. Well, I've been there, and it's pretty flat. This, when they had all the outside shots of this, it made it look like it was a big giant city. And it's like a giant city in the middle of nowhere. I mean, no disrespect to anybody that lives there. I had a blast when I was there. I went there for Star Wars Celebration 3,

right before Revenge of the Sith came out. And it was only the first and only time I've ever been there. I would like to go back because I didn't see much. I just saw the airport and the convention center and then back to the airport. I was only actually there for just a few hours. And then I flew out back to California. But fast lane. What did you think of this one?

Well, if you're... You're a fan of the heel, the bad guy. This is not an event for you. Yeah. I am a fan of the heels. I love a good heel. I love a good bad guy. I didn't like the outcome of most of these matches, especially the main event.

Yeah. I thought was bullshit. The first, what was the first match? Tag team championships. I thought was a little sloppy. but overall I did have a good time watching it this was my youngest daughter's 13 this is the first time we watched what do they call them a premium live event is that what they're calling them now yep this is the first time we watched the whole one together so that kind of added to the enjoyment I was kind of explaining how

pro wrestling works because she she had a lot a lot of questions not a fan of uh she's not a fan of mommy what yeah she's she's she i don't think it's it's not necessarily her i think she just the whole mommy and then when she called dominic poppy she was just kind of like ugh but she had poppy any day yeah i told her i try to explain it to her i don't think she's a fan of dominic she knows him but she's She's a fan of the bloodline. That's her deal. She's part of the island of relevancy or whatever fucking calls it. But with the pay-per-view, I couldn't, I didn't, I just didn't like the outcome.

I just felt like just all the faces were winning everything. They were just getting over big time. And I'm just like I didn't like what they were doing to the judgment day. They kind of told you that there was no cashing in of the money in the bank. They kind of told you that straight out with some, well, we'll get to all that. A little disappointed. Mommy didn't defend her title. This is like the second premium live event pay-per-view that she hasn't done it.

yeah i was well i was happy she showed up but she um well i guess she did a little she didn't do a lot yeah they're looking hell of good what is this uh is her and uh jay got some working going on uh i don't know it might is this the end of dominic dirty dove i don't know she might to main event Jay, so we'll see. And we did get the day, well, kind of the debut. She got out of a car of Jade

Cargill, which I'm completely happy that they didn't just throw her in NXT because she's a superstar in the making and AEW kind of dropped that ball. So I'm glad she's going to the main roster. I'm glad

she's keeping her name and just hopefully one of the first matches we get is her and Bianca Belair. I'm going to be mad if she at some point her name changes. I'm going to be like, no, it needs to stay the same. I thought she was going to get in and do something. Beat up Charlotte or...

Oh, she was dressed to fight. I know. She got out of the car and nothing. so I was kind of, oh, really? Maybe Monday, Monday night, Raw. She shows up. Yeah, we'll see. Yeah, this whole thing, I mean, it was, I was watching this at work.

So I watched it as it was happening live. And I was hooting and hollering and screaming. People kept coming over. Are you okay? So I'm watching wrestling. because in the first match, the undisputed W.W.E. Tag team championship, the Judgment Day,

uh, senior money in the bank and Finn Baller taking on, uh, the American nightmare, Cody Rhodes, and main event Jay Uso. Um, they, CBS Sports, they gave it a B plus. The ending was a B plus,

but the, it took a minute to get going it was i don't know it was it was kind of slow and sloppy i mean i like i like the entrance for everyone i mean i've i always love um when cody comes out and he just hipes up the fans everybody's happy he goes and gives everybody fives and he gives out his little uh weight belt i love that he gave it to that kid with the sign that says can i have your belt and he just takes it right off and kisses it and hands it to him and that kid's face is like oh my god it worked yeah i like when he does that um was it this or was it wrong when he threw the red one uh that was uh what was that on recently yeah smackdown yeah he's when

uh he showed up to help yeah super sina he just took off his belt he just took off his belt threw it in the crowd i like when they when they do that but oh beat up jd mcdonna we'll get to him i don't know i mean good that he's doing something i guess but i think he can be a little lackey and i think this ruined his chances to being part of the judgment day i think this is going to cause the breakout because you know that's Finn's boy. Yeah, so I mean, I don't know. But yeah, this match, it got,

it just kind of started out slow. I mean, it takes forever for everyone to get in the ring. And then once they get in the ring, you do all your introductions, and then it starts. And I didn't like, it wasn't at this point, it was like later on in the pay-review when they were talking to the judgment day. And they were

all arguing with him saying, not to cash it in tonight. And I was kind of hoping he was Gunnu at some point. Because I think it would have worked good. I would have rather have it went that way for the main event than what we got. Because I was kind of just disappointed. I was like, really, and I say this all the time, they just ringing out Shinske and Nakamura. he had to build up for a second and tag teams but then why build this up so much and then just eh

that's all right yeah they did the whole king of strong styles back we haven't seen this nakamura and years and i thought the the main event i thought it was good but i just i didn't like to finish i'm like yeah we're just going to continue continue to just keep putting Rollins over every time. And then that camera work with the, when Rawlins took that fall and they showed the mattress. Yeah. Camer men were dropping the ball.

One of them even got hit by flying bodies when Ray and them got, when those guys were flying out of the ring. Ray went flying out and hit Bobby. Yeah And the camera I was ducking But he looked like He was smiling

So he was probably happy That he got on TV Because that There ain't nothing you could do But just stand there And take it He was like Kraust down position

It looked like he was like Moving wires And then They came jumping out And crashed into him So But But

Yeah this first match I mean It just It just started out Slow I mean Everybody Just

wanted Cody Rhodes to get in. I mean, they were hooting hollering for Jay. I love his new music and how he gets up everybody. He gets everyone hyped. Because everybody was hyped. I thought that was really cool. I like that changed it to where

he's talking about it. What does he say? It's all about me. Yeah. Is his brother? What is he? He's not a main event. He's, um... Jimmy? I know, but what something Jimmy

lackey I don't know I don't know big time Jimmy or something he's doing this thing where he he thinks he's the tribal chief because the tribal chief's not around I don't know I was waiting for solo to kick him

in his face solo all right yeah this match like you said it got it was moving kind of slow-paced but

I don't think this should have been first I think because the build-up for this was pretty big throughout the weeks before leading up to to this so but I was kind of like I just

I was kind of I was happy with the outcome but I don't know I kind of wanted to see the other guys everybody running around with belts because Dom lost his belt for a second until mommy threatened him you better come home with the belt or don't come home yeah that was so weird he's lost a belt for a week or not even a week a couple days so I was kind of like yeah okay I don't know at that point I thought Dom was out the door

but uh nah I mean I think he's he's a lackey in he's he serves his purpose in the judgment day i mean i like the the the him and mommy thing but i mean we all know that's coming gonna come to a end and if jay's the one uh that gets the the reason but i don't know we'll we'll see how it goes because i mean this main this this vet it was mainly just them beating up uh main event j yeah i mean cody came in when he came in but it was just all just beating him up. I mean, I like Finn Baller. I can take him either way,

face or heel, but I think what they're doing now with the judgment day. I liked it when Edge was running it, and then they turned it all on him. For those you don't know, Adam Copeland, the rated out superstar,

is all elite. So if you guys missed that from the last episode, Rohore returns. I'm cool. Yeah, I like they teasing him and Kenny Omega doing a match. They need to. He needs to work with everybody. I mean, I want to...

What did Kenny say when he met? He was like, I was on the edge of my seat when you came out. Well, they got to talk shit, of course. Oh, man. I mean, what was the highlight of this match for you? If I forgettable it was. Well, I did like what they are now calling the Oosie Cutter. The Cody Cutter.

One D combination. I guess they're calling it the Oosie Cutter. Oh, wow. What's his name? Corey, he was bugging me. Shout out to Pat McPhee. Oh, if he came out, hating that's Corey Graves. Yeah, I would, yeah, I'll go out.

I like how he never. knows when he's coming out. Yeah. Is he from there? Is that why he was there? I think he played for the Colts. Oh, okay. And Shane McMahon's son was there.

I guess he plays for one of those teams. And he had a belt, one of the NFL belts. Oh, yeah. The spinning one. I want one, but I don't know, man. those those belts go for a lot I mean even just a regular

belt goes for a lot so I don't know I mean if I've looked at the the NFL ones and they don't say

or do they okay it does says it's the San Francisco 49ers but if I could get one that said Oakland Raiders on it, then I would get one of those just to hang it here in the studio. But I'm pretty sure they say, yep, there it is. Las Vegas. Fuck Vegas. If they could give me an Oakland one, I'll buy, whoa, never mind. Five 49. Damn.

Is it made out of real gold? I don't know, man. It better got some playtime. time or something or I don't know, man. It's even just the regular belts themselves. I mean, the NXT one, the women's one is $300. I don't know, man.

I don't. If any of you guys want buy me one of these belts, I'll take a Seattle Seahawks one, but I'm not paying $5.49 for it. But anyway,

I just, yeah, I just brought that up because Shane's son was he was holding one and I saw a picture today it was Shane his son when he was a baby and grandpa Vince and then they showed him and his boys hooting and hollering at this thing so but Damien Priests else are senior money in the bank he's awesome I get it and you got to be flashy with your ring ring attire but other than his long braids and his little fringy outfit and all the shit that he's wearing,

I'm surprised. It's hard. Like, it's not hard to, or it looks like it would be hard to have all that shit on and try to perform. But, yeah, I don't know.

Did Cody get hurt during this match? Because he was kind of limping around at the end. I think they were trying to sell something. I don't know. I haven't read anything if he got hurt or not. Oh, okay. So I thought priest had got hurt. He looked like he got hurt. He looked like, too.

Yeah, priest, I thought he had hurt his knee until J.D. McDonough came and hit him with the briefcase and the knee. And I was like, okay. Yeah. Because he was living around earlier because somebody did something to him. Yeah, and then he, because when he tried to spring, uh, spring. spring off the ropes um it kind of like didn't uh do the full full spring because that's what dumb ass cori was like oh my god i think he heard his knee from whatever whatever yeah and then when that whole thing happened out when jd mcdonna hit him with the uh with the briefcase i was like

cody hit him with the witch mccall on the table priest sold that because he laid there like he was dead for like the cody cutter yeah Oh, man. He's like, damn, did he really hit him with it or not? He wasn't moving. No, not the Cody Cutter, the, um, Crossroads. Yeah, crossroads.

Cody Cutters when he jumps off the ropes. I like that move when he springs. Yeah, didn't they, they did the Oosie cutter now. Yeah. That's like the 1D. Shut up. I'm sorry, everyone. I hate when he's...

I just hate his voice and I hate him. I want him to get back in the ring just so he can get beat up. I'm telling you, I love... Because what I said came true, you know, Austin Theory and the Pride of Ozzy, Australia. What's his name? Oh, shit. I know you're talking about it. Yeah, you know, they're like together now.

Yeah. All we need is. Corey Graves as their manager. Oh. Oh, man. I thought Cody and Finn got hurt when they did that superplex off the top or off the second rope and they both went crashing down. They came straight down.

Yeah. And it looked like Cody took most of the force on his head. But both of them did. I think they were falling at an awkward angle. think Cody tried to save it at the end. I think that's why he ended up taking most of it. Because I'm on that part right now. I mean, you could see it.

I mean, he hits it. And then usually, of course, they're going to hold their heads and all that. But there was times where he was off to the side when he wasn't doing anything. And camera guys caught him a little. And he was like swinging his head or just kind of moving it around and holding it. And you could see all the refs running. running up to him and making sure he was all right. So, but I'm glad that he's okay.

But, I mean, this is just plywood, two by fours or are they four by four. I can't remember what they have under the mat. There's no, it's not really a cushion or a spring. It's just plywood. Yeah, go when Adam Copeland debuted in AEW, go go look at what that ring looks. like because yeah the mission them tore that ring out and the math that's all the the cover

it's maybe a little a little padding but it it ain't much man but I mean these got their profession these men and women are professional so don't go don't try this at home boys and girls I liked when

when Jay was going up against some senior money in the bank and he he did the rock thing he's about to put the smack down but he spit on it yeah he slapped davy in the face hell no if i was davy and prezada whooped his ass slap face or spit into my face

yeah and then at some point mommy came out and then just giving the eyes eyes to jane he was kind of like okay all right while dominic was over there getting the shit kicked out of him again What's the big cross move that Damien Priest does?

They just cause it to raise his edge after Scott Hall. He did that too. He was about to, but then Finn messed it up. But when Damian Priest and Finn run outside, when Jay came running in and dove out and they went crashing into the announce table. And then Jay, man, he was all over the place with the splash. lashes, but Finn always came in to break it all up. Yeah, Mommy's not out here yet. Everyone's just, I don't know where Cody is. He's laying on the ground somewhere. Yeah, the, the one where Finn came in to stop. I had to explain to my daughter, because she was like, what's going on? Because she was like, he was about to count three. And then he stopped. Oh. And I was like, he was supposed to make it look like he didn't count.

because the guy came in to save save save the match and i was like this match is not helping me explain wrestling to her yeah that ref was sloppy um yeah this match could have ended quick because that was a three count so um yeah because it was one two he he pretty much almost brought that hand down and then just pulled it and then whoever it was jones jumped up I was like oh yeah because it was I just remember it was when Jay was pinning priest because she like I said she's still she's a bloodline fan and even though he's not in the bloodline she said he he's still blood he counts so she was going for going for Jay to win and then the referee didn't count three and she was looking at me like what's going on yeah he had

damien flat out in the ring he's about to come off the top of road but then here comes mommy and uh dirty dom and he super kicks dirty dom that was he sold it good man i like the way the camera work was you couldn't tell if he made or hit made her hit or missed but then uh mommy's standing right there who i'm sorry everyone god damn she's fine i don't i like to when she had this slick back hair i kind of don't like this uh loose and fancy free but i'm not a picky man I was about to say, mommy, mommy can rock it off. Yeah, just wear that black lipstick. That's a must.

So, yeah, she's distracting him. Dirty Dom is still laying there, but she runs to pick him up. But Finn Baller and Damien Priest start slapping around main event Jay. I don't know where Cody is. But that was a sloppy move that Damien Priest tried to do the scissors and throw him off. he like totally just jay didn't sell it good so but he threw him down and then fin ballard did the coup de grare he was about to pin jay but then cody came running and jumping in all right dirty dom is back on his feet everyone's laying there all beat up co he's trying to wake up jay he's slowly

moving everyone's in the ring and they're all just laying there um this when they all hulk up yeah dirty dubs try to hide them up and then they all get up and they end up looking at each other and then they just ah start attacking each other and this is when uh damien is starting to baby his knee because he's kind of hurting it and he's uh bending it and he's like tapping it like all right i'm all right so he just runs to do a spring but he doesn't do it all the way and then cody super kicks him and he falls out of the ring uh fin runs over gives him a sling blade uh uh uh uh uh uh Ray, Jay super kicks Finn Baller.

Dumbass McDonough tries to jump in. He super kicks him out of the ring. Mommy comes with the briefcase, hits Jay in the head. Finn goes to Penn, but he kicks out. And everyone's, ah, no, mommy. Oh, God, damn. She fell to her knees and she's screaming. And dumbass J.D. McDonough springs into action again.

He's standing on the outside of the ring. and they're trying to He's trying to get him up, but man, she hit him in the head hell hard with that briefcase Cody comes and pulls J.D. McDonnell out of the way. Damien picks up Cody and power slams him onto the edge of the ring. He goes over to the announce table and starts moving it. Dumbass Corey, get away. Someone put him through a table.

I hate it, man. Watch him come on the show at some point. I hear you hate me. I do. So, David, he's picking up Cody like he's going to do something. He's going to give him the, what's his move, the sit down, choke slam, the south of heaven. Yeah. But as he's standing there, J.D. McDonough comes with the belt like he's going to hit Cody,

and Cody jumps out of the way. And he hits Damien and the leg. He falls. And Cody jumps up there and gives him the crossroads. And now table at the deal with break. Mommy's standing there. Dominic standing there. Finn jumps out of the ring.

And picks up J.D. McDonough. Then Jay comes and does a flip out of the ring. He throws Finn Baller back into the ring. He runs. Super kicks Finn in the face. Cody makes the tag. Cody picks up. This is when they do the.

the 1D and the one D the Cody cutter and the Oosie cutter. Yeah. They do that. They pick up Finn Ballard. He's all beat up. Everyone else is beat up. Cody gives him another crossroads and the one, two, three. Everyone

tries to jump in, but it's too late. And the new Undisputed tag team champions. Cody, the American Nightmare Roads, And main event, Jay. I felt like they were just trying to throw a belt on Cody.

Not this, man. He should have just went straight to the top of the belt. Or the heavyweight belt. That's what he should have got. Oh, and the Durham earlier in a match, I noticed they did something they never did before. They brought up the Bullet Club. Yeah, they did. I was like, we got the founding member and a former member in the same match of the Bullet Club.

And I was like, whoa. Yeah. Is this because of the new owners? You guys are letting stuff fly out like that? Yes, because usually it's Pat McAfee that lets the type of stuff go. Like we go, is that the fiend? And when he called him, that said, Rollins, um, uh, when he brought up John Moxley.

Oh, yeah. I like Pat McAfee. Oh, shout out to Leonard. He's there right in the front row. If you guys know who he is, at WWE Superfan. I met him at the Halloween 45 years of Terrorcon.

I was sitting there. Me and Mike were sitting there waiting to go in and we're just talking to everybody in line and this guy walks by. And I looked at him. and it took me a minute to remember his name and I went Leonard and he turned and looked and then he just that what Mike was like who the fuck is that yeah so I got up and I kind of followed him I said excuse me excuse me and he stopped I said you're Leonard right from w-dhue he went yeah

and I was like oh okay cool man I said I would see you in the front row and I asked him are you native he said yeah I forgot to ask him what tried but I did ask him I like how do you get to be sitting in the front all the time? And he kind of like went, I said, you got the hook up and he just went, yeah. I went, okay, that's all. That's all you need to tell me. I mean, I assume so. And I think he is one of the per cap natives that get casino money.

I mean, I could be wrong. Maybe he's just awesome at whatever his job is. I didn't really talk to him that much. When I asked them if you was native and I kind of figured that too because my cousins they get tons of money each month They don't even work I wish Because their casinos make Like hella bank and then each tribal member gets paid I don't know if they get paid Every month or every quarter I don't know how it works because my wife with their casino

She she gets paid but like once a year and it ain't shit Renee and all the kids and my grandsons get it. I don't get it because I'm not enrolled in this tribe here. But since I said I do to my wife, I said half of that money is mine. But it ain't much. So don't think I'm rich. I wish. Because there's some natives out there.

This was back in the 90s when my uncle told me that his friend in Florida, I don't know which tribe it was. He said they were getting 40 grand a month. I was like I wish But I don't know That casino out there is huge I mean there's there's casinos all over this This great nation of ours

And some people get a lot of money Some people don't We're one of the ones that don't So in my tribe in Arizona We don't got no casinos in my chapter So I ain't getting shit But anyway But he was a cool guy

Leonard If you guys know who I'm talking about He's always right there in the front Holding his sign Leonard with an arrow pointing down him And he's always wearing the same, what's her name, Natalia, Daddy T-shirt. Oh, this guy. Yeah.

He took the picture everybody was freaking out over. Him and Nikki James, yeah. Yeah. I think everybody tried to blow that out. Yeah, they did, man. She looks uncomfortable. I was like, she, he didn't just walk up and grab her and someone took the picture. No, she told the whole story on Instagram or Facebook, one of her pages, because it was going all out and everyone was saying, oh, man, this guy, he looks like a creep.

And she looks uncomfortable. She was like, he is my friend. I've known him for years. He's a super nice guy. I told him, let's take the picture this way. She goes, the reason I look how I look, she was at whatever this signing was, like all day. and she was tired. So she was like, leave my friend alone.

And I was happy for that. I was glad that she came to his defense. Because from what I understood, some people said that they were friends with him, and he was feeling bad about it. But it's on the internet, it's there and everything. But anyway, so American Nightmare and Main Event J are the new, undisputed WWE Tag Team Championship match. CBS sports they gave it a B

The next one I was excited for this one And It was all right I wanted it to be so much better Because of everybody that was involved The LWO The Latino World Order

Taking on the Almighty Bobby Lashley and the street prophets They still like no name Did he make them Wear those suits earlier, or not during this, but the buildup to this? The flashy suits? Yeah.

Yeah, it's part of the storyline. Like, when they were, I think a couple weeks ago, they had fucked up. And he said they were out and during when he was going off on him, he's like, give me the suits back. The watches, give me it all back. So I think in storyline, he's like hooking them up with all this flashy stuff. All right. so I guess I guess we're supposed to take it as they sold out

I guess because you notice they didn't have the red cups falling and none of that yeah that's what I was wondering usually they come out and all the little solo cups come made me look stupid because I was talking my daughter

was like watch it's going to rain red cup red solo cups and nothing she was like what's supposed to happen I was like never mind I guess they're too serious for that now. The street prophets.

Montes Ford and was it DiAngelo Dawkins? Or Angelo? Angelou. Angelou. DeAngelo. I'm thinking to the singer. Not that guy. Oh, brown sugar? Yeah.

Where's he at? He like disappeared or is he still? I think he's rights for people now. Oh, okay. Well, make more money writing than performing. Ah, in the Latino world order. Santos Escobar Eskabar

And She's not the queen anymore Queen Zelina That's all I see She's the queen to me Every time I see it That's all I think of Oh lucky Malachi of luck

Yep And I don't know how tall she is But she looks really little I'm surprised I thought she was going to spring into action She did for a quick second I wanted more I think she

She jumped on Montez yeah but i wanted more her and her um i don't know how to say it in spanish her flip-flop yeah for some reason i thought there was this one part of the match i thought bobby was going to spear her for some reason he would have broke her at half man

those big ass shoulders was probably bigger than her then i had to tell them this is not the attitude error no more he had if i spit her and slapped her in the butt or something like that And of course, the W.W.E. Hall of Famer, Ray Mysterio. And he joined it. And then they were supposed to have a mystery guest. Not who I thought it was going to be. I was thinking it was going to be, what's his name, Bad Bunny? I would have been cool with that, too. But they used him for, was it Puerto Rico? No, it was his match, wasn't it in Puerto Rico?

Yeah, or WrestleMania. Yeah. To give Ray the belt to whip down his ass with. But all of these guys, except for Bobby, these guys are high flyers. So I was expecting a lot of that. We didn't get much in the beginning, but at the end is when they were flying. and all over the ring. Yeah.

I didn't like the outcome of it, but I was cool with it. I mean, I thought this match moved pretty quick. CBS Sports gave it a C. I would, I would have pinned like a B. Yeah. I enjoyed this one more than the first match. Yeah, I thought it was a little slow to start out. But like you said, once they started flying through the air and doing all that.

And then who eventually came out, me. And not. Yeah, he was in serious mode. Which, if you guys don't know already, it's Carlito. And he didn't even do anything. Yeah, he did the backstabber.

That was it. And then it was over. And I didn't get why Bobby Lashley in the street profits lost, because they're kind of, they've been building them up as this third group to go against like the judgment day and bloodline. Yeah.

And then they lose to no disrespect, but they lose to Carlito. And Montes Ford sold that backstabber, though. Yeah, he did. He looked like he died on the way down. Because he flew hell high in the air. And he just went limp.

He just laid there like I'm done. Oh, fine-ass Jessica's in there. They didn't let... What's her name? Didn't show up. The other... The young black referee. I can never remember a name.

Smith, I know that's her last name. There's too much going on. But Bobby... I like him. He's awesome. The Almighty. But he doesn't do much. It didn't, he didn't fit with all these high flyers.

I mean, he did fly off the ropes at one point, but it's, it's not something that he does all the time. I, I just assumed it was because everybody in the mom in his ring was flying all over the place. Yeah. He wanted to get in the action. And then when he actually does do something, that's a power move, it's like he's easing up on them. Yeah, he doesn't throw him that hard. I mean, especially Ray. Ray's a little guy.

So. Ray can take it. Yeah. I mean, he's been through the ringer and back. And a multi-champion, everything. So, but I just, I love Ray. Do something to Santos. Something.

Hit a spear on him and break him in half. Or not for real. Yeah, Ray, I was, for some point, I mean, every time Ray's in the ring, I always think Dom's going to come. running in to ruin it for whatever reason. So I still want to see another match between them. I liked when Ray threw Angelo against the ropes and then tried to give him a 6-19.

But then Bobby, he caught him, and then just threw him to the mat. I like before he threw him, Angelo came and gave him a little shot to the face. well he swung the first time of miss and then he wasn't supposed to see that one they were missing a lot and nobody pizzas the hut

ladies and gentlemen they were going crazy that was another thing I had to explain the the commercial ad they were doing with Wade Barrow and Creed and that didn't work

she's like what's going on and I was like I think this is their sponsor and then when they brought the pizza to Michael Cole and I was like yeah this is definitely they're paying a lot of money for this right now

I wonder what they did I mean did they just take it and set it aside or that I would have turned around and handed it to whoever was sitting in the front row Corey was eating it that look it was like too big if you guys don't know what it is

it's a big cardboard rectangular box. There's two square pizzas in there. The other thing was like six slices or nine slices out of each one. And then it had wings. And what was the other thing? Big breadsticks.

Yeah. With no dipping sauce, I noticed that. That did look good, though. It made me want it. I mean, I like pizza. I don't know if you guys do as well, but I like pizza. So that was like, damn, that looks hell of good. But yeah, that

long-ass commercial that they did for me it didn't work with the bad news you know they did was make way to look like a cheap ass yeah want to pay for nothing and i've got some bad news for you they didn't no i don't i'm hungry i'm like shut up i was like is this all off the top of your heads that they did because that's what it sounded like but yeah that ad was all over the ring it took a minute it because I didn't get it because when they did that little promo, they didn't say, yeah, whatever pizza hug. They didn't show an ad for it or anything, like a little art that they put on the screen. They didn't do none of that. It just went right to whatever they were doing.

They didn't do that until they brought the pizza out to the announce table. But, yeah, these guys, they were just rough. And they mainly went after Ray. And he took most of the beating from both the. Street Prophets and the Almighty because once he had Ray in the corner, man, he was dropping them bombs on his back. And I'm sure all the years and years that Ray's took the damage to his back, man. And Bobby's forearms, man. Yeah, of course, he's not swinging it as hard with all his might, but that still looks like they hurt.

Because I don't know how tall Bobby is, man, but those arms I wouldn't want to get hit, fake or not, or scripted or not. I don't want to feel that shit. Bobby is 6-3. Cool. I liked when they were, Ray tried to tag Apollo. Is it Apollo? Yeah, no, Santos.

I'm sorry. I keep saying Apollo. That's a go bar. Not that guy. He's a bad guy. Santos. And what's his name? Ran over there.

Montes 4 ran over and pulled him off the ring. and then threw him against the the barrier. And I don't know, I've never seen a shake like this before, because when he threw him over there, that whole wall shook like he was going to fall over. And usually when they hit that, it's pretty sturdy, but this one, it shook back hella far. Well, yeah, that's when he, uh, Santos was laying there.

Uh, he's, he, Angela's a big guy too. I'm looking at it. He's 6-5. And Queen Zelina came flying off the ring. He gave him the knees to Montez Ford and dropped him. Yeah, I didn't like what they was doing with Montez. Because he was like super cocky and he was just getting hit with all kinds of moves. I like when he does that because he's always doing the DX chop and the suckets and all that all the time.

so i mean i like he gave he gave like he gave someone like the triple dx chop in the crowd when he's walking by they said something they gave like three like super fast suck it suck it suck it yeah casanos is still laying there and raising the ring getting the shit

beaten out of them by all of them now that's this is when i when uh zalina got involved i thought she was going to jump into the ring and try to break up something or save Ray. It took a minute. But then I started thinking, shit, they still have a third guy that was supposed to come. Yeah, it was weird. Did you notice when they came out during her intro, she had a mic with her?

It didn't work. Either it didn't work. She probably tried to say something and nothing happened. Yeah, it just disappeared. Like, what's supposed to happen right now? I thought they were going to announce their partner. Yeah. And then she just kind of was standing there like she didn't know what was going on.

And then when they did their pose, Ray had to like tell everybody we're going to do our pose now. And Santos and her was like, oh, okay, is that what we're doing? Because Ray was getting roughed up by Montez Ford. But then he kicked him in the head and he fell out of the ring. And Ray was slowly moving trying to look for his tag. And Zelina's screaming. And then Carlito's music hit. And everybody went,

I jumped up. I thought he wasn't coming running in top speed. He came walking out. Tora's shirt off then. He's older. He's older now. Yeah, he's been in the game for a while.

But then once he got up in the ring, Ray tagged him, and then he just went to work and just started beating everyone up, clothesline and all of them. I was waiting for the apple to come out. It never came. We'll see it because I did read that he, signed for

WWE. Oh, good, man. So he's back. He's in the ring with Montez Ford and he threw him against the rope. And Montes stops, kicks him in the face, suck it.

And then Carlito, gives him two boots to the face. And then he goes down. Angelo guys running in. He picks him up and then clotheslines him over the top rope. And then Ray comes in, jumps on him he gets

jacked up Santos brings into action he climbs back out of the ring because he was laying there dead for a while oh that's what he flew out of the ring and crashed into Bobby the Almighty and then do shes they go crashing into that

I don't know if he was a camera guy or a sound guy because he's sitting there smiling and then they jump back in the ring and Carlito tried to or no Montes tried to take on Carlito and then he gave him to backstab and one, two, three. And that was it.

So he was what? I'm being generous. Three minutes, maybe, in the ring. Probably more like two. But once he got in the ring, it was like nonstop action until the pin. And for some reason, I don't know. He acted like, I don't know. I don't know.

Ray tried to go up and give him a hug or something. and he kind of like sidestepped. So I don't know. I mean, maybe. I hope he's not, he doesn't, he's not signed and he has like, CM Punk problems backstage. Where was he before all this?

He's doing the Indies. Okay. That's what I thought. But, yeah, but then once backstabbed Montez and then he, the one, two, three, and that was, that was it. But yeah, Montez, he took that backstab the way he bounced back up had that knocked out kinked neck look and they just fell to the ground and of course they got to do the the big pose uh at the end and carlito didn't even do nothing he just stood there everybody else was posing but

yeah all right now here's the dumb or is the the pizza and um Xavier Woods I love Xavier man Come on I mean he needs Why do I keep calling him Creed I keep calling him Austin Creed Is um What's his name

He's done right Biggie They don't know yet But everything I read It's looking like it's probably done I hope not But we'll see Maybe he just needs a break

Because usually a lot of these guys That have these neck injuries and his was hard one of these premium events i can't remember which one is somebody just jacked him up good because he's been out of a while now yeah i think i think he's getting checked by multiple doctors just to see because you know a lot of a lot of there's been a lot of comebacks lately like uh serrea used to be page in w w she had her neck injury was career ending and she's AEW champion now. And if you saw that kick by the beautiful Mercedes Monet.

Dirty kick. A.K. AKA Sasha Banks, aka. Oscar Reeves. She might be coming to AEW. Why not? She was there at the last. event. She was sitting in the crowd. I was. Stupid look on her face. I thought she was

going to get into the action. And my fingers were crossed, but then nothing. We didn't. I think she's still injured. Oh, hurry. He'll up. Come back. But she did a good job. I've seen her stuff over in Japan. So.

All right. On to the WWE Women's Championship match. E.L. Sky, taking on the Empress of Tomorrow, Oscar, taking on the Queen Charlotte Flair. I was just saying myself, please don't put this belt on Charlotte. Yeah, I was like, no, don't. I mean, I would have been okay with it, but I'm like, no, don't do EO dirty like this.

If anything, if someone would have won, Oscar should have won. because, I mean, I want to just see, I mean, we've seen matches between EO and Oscar already, but I want to see, like, a super duper hard, hard one between those two. Because they both go hella hard. I mean, not to say Charlotte does it. She always goes hard, but 15 times, you don't need a 16 time. Oh, they're going to do it. Oh, they will. Because it wasn't Rick 16 time?

Yeah. whoever takes it from Eo and then then Charlotte can come in like the next night and win I like the other match started right out the gate Oscar came with the mist

it looks like it shot Charlotte right in the face but it like usually when someone gets hit with the mist like their whole face is whatever color it was a watered down mist yeah it like just put little drops on her and she

did not sell it good at all. Because she was my eyes and she's off to the side and the beautiful Jessica is over there trying to wipe her eyes and I'm like, come on. I never understood. Wouldn't that be

disqualification? It should be. I never understood that. I don't know. Yeah, something like that. We should not fly. So while she's laying there getting dealt with, Oscar and E.O are just beating the shit at each other in the ring.

And this is, I think this was one of the messups. Eo had, um, uh, Oscar down pretty much pinned. One, two. He, uh, right there. Okay, I'm watching it. She had, she had her, EO had, um, Oscar pinned. He had the one, two,

he brought his hand down she was still still had both shoulders on the mat he brought it down he was like maybe inch or two off the mat and pulled his hand away then she moved her her shoulders because even eos flipped over like that was three but i don't know so part of the show i'm trying to remember is this where he was at he was at a position to where she could see no he he he slid right over there. He was right in front of it, but I don't know. He might have been just doing it too fast or Oscar didn't kick out fast enough. I think this was my favorite part when it was just them two

going at it. Because they're both not tall women, but they do their best, especially when they run and fly off the ropes. But then when they were doing that, then the queen jumped in. Yeah, I agree. I want to see more Oscar. EO because they got history. They used to be tag partners in Japan. So they mentioned that, but they never really played off of it.

And where's what's her name? The little pirate girl. I heard she re-signed with WWE. Bring her up. But I think I could have been reading it wrong. I think she resigned with WWE, but she has some commitment. She's got to fulfill with, with certain companies in Japan before she can come.

Okay. Well, bring her back, because I did like her. When she flew off the top of that elbow, I always liked that move. That's such a dumb name for the Kabuki Warriors. I didn't like her little pirate get-up, but she was a little cutie. But yeah, the insane elbow. Yeah. Because she always jumped up on top of the robes

Did it like super fast no No pose no nothing She'd just climb up there and just jump and bring that elbow down You didn't like the pirate gimmick? No But she'd do the little thing where she walked the plank And run to one corner to the other She was

She was too cute and too happy If she like Was like a heel pirate Then I probably would have accepted it but she was too happy and cute. She was always smiling and saluting. You can't make her no heel. She didn't turn heel after, what's her name,

almost ended her career, Naya. Yeah. Throwing her around all fucking crazy. Well, shit, man, that's like Naya throwing a little baby around. I mean, that little guy was small. Naya knows what she's doing. She's the career ender. That's why you know,

I think we talked about it last time, but I think she when she gave a what's her name the little sit down bonsai drop or whatever it was to Ria, I think she gave it to her extra. Yeah, that big ass coming down on her chest. I'm surprised

it didn't like break ribs. And then slapped her all crazy a bunch of times. She's playing the role. She didn't do that to She didn't do it to Shana. Yeah, I don't know. She gave her a little mini drop and then like one little slap. Come on, Shannon.

Where are you? And get back in here. But this match was good. I mean, they, it took a second for it to get going. But once it got going, it was mainly E.O. and Oscar, they were kicking ass in this. Charlotte was there. And she's way tall.

than all of them. So it was, it was kind of like she would just come in and she was the power muscle. And when she was giving those chops to Eo, man, you heard that slap hard. And I was like, man,

come on, just take it easy. When Oscar did that superplex off the second rope to Eio, I thought she was dead. She hit hell hard just laid there. So then Oscar jumped up and then started kicking her and kept pinning her.

But I love it, man. I mean, when they kick out. I like this Oscar right now with all the face, the face paint and the, the, the contacts. She's a, she's not heel, Oscar. What is she? She's like in between. Yeah.

She's, she's crazy. Charlotte did the leap off the top and took both of them down, the crossbody on both of them. What is this stupid move she does now? The little forward cartwheel flip thing into a clothesline? I don't know. It looks dumb because it's like she has to make sure she does the perfect cartwheel flip thing. She's got her. She's the queen.

She's about perfection. Sorry. Flair is the last name. You can't be half ass it with flair. She does it with flair. She's the queen. there you go. When she had, I thought she was going to break their necks because she had both of them in headlocks,

but then they ended up turning it on her for a second. Then she gave them that weak ass suplex to both of them. But I love when she's on her back and then jumps up onto her feet. And yeah! And everyone was just booing her. So I met Charlotte once. She was an awesome woman, real nice, real polite and everything. Damn, she's hot.

You know, what's his nudge killing it? Are he still AEW? Yeah, he's, from what I read, he's trying to get out of that. He don't need it. He's got the queen. She's making all the money. Yeah, grass ain't always greener on the other side. He thought they were going to use him a lot more than WWE.

Nope, they just did him dirty there. Well, they kind of spotlighted him for a minute. And then they're like, eh, we're going to get all these old timers. We're going to bring CM Punk. back after all that nonsense. I've read that they somewhere during the pay-per-view they, like Corey Graves, like quoted

a CM punk line. Like somebody, I read something, they said they've been doing this past couple weeks. Yeah. If he comes back, okay. But I think it's just going to go right back to how he left and be all mad and maybe just come in and do a spot.

Come out during the Royal Rumble or something. And then that's it. It'll hype everyone up. Of course, he won't win, but he'll at least throw some guys out before he gets thrown out. So I don't know. Well, we'll see. Because I'm sure there's a lot of guys on this that are still mad at him.

Yeah. What's his name? Hates him? Rollins? Yeah. I can see that. Believe the word he used for him, he says he and Punk's a cancer. That just sounds like some haterade.

But I don't know. We'll see. If punk comes back, I don't think he would sign something that would last really long. He would just come, do the fan service, get everyone hyped up, get the booze, and then take that check and be on his way. so I don't know unless he comes back to fight Sina or something like that Super Sina

I don't think he would come up do you think the Rock would come back and fight to wrestle Sina one last time Rock didn't even come back to wrestle Roman because I heard that was a done deal but the Rock was trying to work it out that he won the match and WW is like no that's not what we need you for poor oh man what's what's the gals they were kind of double teaming uh charlotte but then

they've roughed her up now they're all on the outside of the ring and eo and oscar are going at it they're beating up each other on the outsider ring and of course charlotte's got to get up and do her signature uh flip off the top i do love this though because i i've there was a couple of live events that she was at and I was right there in the front and she's she's tall and she goes high in the air so you always got to expect it there's always at some point that she does do does that flip and out of um off the top onto the outside because it's I mean they do it in slow motion and it's perfect form that she does she does land right on her feet but they come they're all they are right there and they kind of act like they're ah they get uh bombed over

But yeah, so she throws Oscar back in the ring and then she climbs up. I thought this was really her long hair, but she wears extension because I remember this was a few years ago. I think it was before the pandemic. One of these events, she was getting roughed up and her weave started falling out. If you guys remember that. I was worried she kept trying to just like pull it back. I was like, just pull it out and throw it on the ground. She finally did.

I thought she really had this long, luxurious blonde hair. None of them do. Yeah, what's her name? She's the queen of the fake hair. Oh, Bianca. The E.S.T. Yeah, I found out what's her name's hair? It's not even that long either.

Yeah, what's her name? She's been gone. A little short blonde. Which one? The one that was with Bray, doing her crazy. thing. Oh, Alexa. Yeah, her hair's not even long either. She's pregnant, isn't she? Yeah. Or had a baby? I don't know. One of them. Charlotte's got eel up on the, off the second rope. Thought she was going to give her an attitude adjustment off. But then Oscar comes running up and puts her face right in the good part of Charlotte. It slams both of them onto the mat. I love how Oscar just really

goes for it and it's got all this crazy looks on her face tongue all different colors and I like this Oscar I mean I love I've loved her I mean even before she came to WWE but I think now the way she looks is amazing

I know their English isn't the greatest either any of them any of the the Japanese superstars but I love it I love how it was the buildup to this they had a lot to say and they just did it all Japanese and then they just did the subtitles for everyone yeah because they didn't understand it was Bailey who set this match out

Bailey who yeah she was like you want a triple threat with EO you got it that was the English I understood from EO she looked at Bailey's that's not what she said yeah because she's like what are you doing what are you doing Because she told Bailey, stay out of this match. I don't want to see you on the ring. And what happened to Dakota Kai? I think a knee.

Okay. I mean, she was there. She's been out for a while, though. Yeah, she's well enough to be their ring side, but they don't want her doing any physical. Yeah, so. Once Charlotte put Oscar into the figure. year eight, EO came

running in and, ooh, it looked like she connected Charlotte in the face with both knees hella hard. Didn't even love that she tried to put out. She just bink, put her down. Charlotte just dropped in her butts in her face, trying to

pin her, but Charlotte kicked out. Because Eo's just shocked and surprised at all of this. But yeah, once they were all in the ring, and they were just, I thought they were both going to double tap Charlotte, because both of them, Oscar and EO, had her in some kind of small submission moves. Yeah, that would have been a good way to end it, I think,

because then they would have had to have a match after to see who really won. Yeah, because at the end of this match, man, they were really beating the hell out of each other, all three of them. It was moving so fast. And then Charlotte speared Oscar, and I thought that was it. I was like, no, but Oscar kicked out. That was like, oh. I mean, don't get me wrong.

Like I said, I love Charlotte. And if she wins, she wins, but she's won too many times. Yeah, like you said earlier, 15 times is enough. Yeah, I mean, she's got nothing to prove. So Oscar and Charlotte in the middle of the ring, Eoslaine are dead on the side, and here comes. the queen of the bay the bay's champ

Bailey goddamn man dragging a lot behind her yep she goes running in picks up Eo puts her back into the into the ring

and Bailey's like I won't I won't interfere I won't interfere and Eo's not paying attention and Charlotte just super kicks her in the face and then she goes falling out Oscar comes flying off the top rope on to Charlotte pins her, but Charlotte kicks out.

Eo's still laying there dead, and Bailey's slapping her, trying to wake her up. And Oscar, look like she was about to cry. So, but yeah, man, this part was awesome. Oscar jumps up and she starts doing the thing with the belt over hers, like she should win. That's when I thought she was going to win. I thought Bailey was going to ruin it for Eo, so Oscar could win. And I would have been all right with it. but then Charlotte's broke into action.

She does the Figure 8 gets her in. She gets Oscar in, but trying to get it up, but she can't because Oscar's still really going for it. But once Charlotte gets it up, here comes Eo. No, Bailey tried to get in to interfere, but the ref is pushing her out of the way. Oscar is tapping away, and the ref doesn't see it because Bailey is distracting the ref. Charlotte is just still holding this perfect form and out of nowhere, boom, here comes EO, does the flip off the top rope on to Charlotte while she's doing the figure eight and then pins Charlotte. And EO is still the WWE women's champion. So I was all right with the way this ended.

I mean, what I would have been happy if Oscar won? Yeah, I'd have been excited. but I think Eo, to me, has deserved this run, and I hope that she holds on to this for a while. If anyone takes it from her, I want Oscar to take it from her. For some reason, I still have a feeling Naya's going to come in for some reason and take it. But I don't know. We'll see what they do.

I don't know how long Naya is signing back. She's after Mommy right now. So I don't know. She better not lose it to. uh naya i'm gonna be real mad i'd be okay with if she took uh eos but the camera work on this was not good well i guess it was good because we're not we're focused more on charlotte and oscar then here comes eo flying out of nowhere onto her so all right i'm okay let me take that back because they're showing the replays right now of all the different angle damn the coat is fine too

and they show her climbing up onto the rope and then springing into action. But I see damage control coming to an end at some point. And of course, it's going to be because of Bailey. And I have that feeling. Bailey's going to take on EO.

And if Bailey wins, I support it 100%. Yeah, they're already planting the seeds the lead up to this when Charlotte told Bailey, what does she tell her? Used to be one of the top people in the division.

and now you're just a lackey. Yeah. We'll see where that goes. Now you're carrying somebody else's bags with them. Yeah. I mean, Dakota, come on. I know you're hurt. You got to take that time

to heal up. But come on. All right. On to the next match. Everyone was looking forward to this one. I was as well. John Cena, never give up. And L.A. night, yeah. Taking on the blood. line uh jimmy uso and solo so kova what does jimmy call him so he call he's got some kind of

tag their nickname or whatever like main event j there's i don't know maybe it's just it's not getting over that's because i don't know what it is what i want to say cori said it it wasn't main event jimmy it was something on the line of that like uh big time Jimmy or some I don't know it was something stupid like that but well but before um Sina came out pat McAfee came into the to the ring talking shit um to Corey and then he introduced uh seen and he came out and then uh here comes LA night yeah and everyone loves him he should have won money in the bank the way that everybody was was super hype for him but then we wouldn't have senior

money in the bank. So I see LA night being a champ. Yeah. Or even taking off Seth Rollins. And if he took the belt from him, I'm, I'm cool with that. Let me, Seth. See, how many times have he had the belt? It wasn't my favorite WrestleMania moment, but to everybody online, it was the greatest. The greatest robbery of all time. Yeah. I was talking about it, because me and my son were there at a dumbass 49th state. stadium in Santa Clara. They whipped up on the cowboys, but

sorry, brother Phil. I mean, you win some, you lose some. Steve, your team still sucks. Anyway. But yeah, man, I mean, L.A. night, he's, is he in between two? He seems like he could be a face and a heel.

What do you think? the way I've seen him before he's like a he's like a stone cold he's like a rock like you can push him to be bad as you want but people are still going to cheer for him I am I mean I liked him I remember when he first came around

I thought this guy's cool because he had that cocky attitude and I like that and plus if you get in the ring and you kick ass yeah that makes you yeah he could he could have turned on Sina in this match and the crowd would have been like yeah I thought he was at one point

because when Sina tried to shake his hand and he just like looked at it and looked at him but then uh he he's he still thinks he tried to cost him as match with Ms. And I take it Heyman isn't a color in his hair anymore because they were really look at his hair it's all super gray now and

because because he's been dealing with things since the tribal chief's been gone, so it's been aging him. Solo. He's got to be a heel from here on now. I won't buy it if he all of a sudden becomes a face. I do see him fighting his brothers again at some point, but probably Jay. I think he'll fight him for whatever reason.

But, yeah, I mean, this match was good. It took a minute. I mean, all these matches took a minute before it actually got going. And I know everybody was hyped for Sina as well as L.A. Knight. So, I don't know. Because for me, when I was waiting for Sina to get tagged in each time that he was not in, because Sina is the one that started it all off. But he looks like he kind of took the.

took him on both of them for a while because he was getting rough the hell up Sina and he couldn't get over to L.A. night and when he finally got to him that's when the place blew up. Ah yeah and all that started. I like how every time he'll L.A. Knight punches someone, kick someone, you get to yeah every time. You don't get the Sina sucks chance as much as they used to I think everybody knows it's getting

close to that time so I don't think they're chanting that much for that reason there was a few Sina sucks chants in there when they were hooting It's always going to be that So but I mean I go back and forth on

Cena because the last time Last main or the last Live event I went to I was right along singing that Sina sucks when he came out So I was was one of them but i like sina i liked him in uh an attitude era i like this i like this hollywood sina and the bald spot johns or sena's ball spot or whatever the hell they were chanting

at one time uh solo i can take them or leave them i don't i still don't see that simone's spike doing all that much damage that it looks like it's doing but i wouldn't want to get hit by it But I don't know I just come on come up with some new moves I just don't like that He's this big bad monster But then he gets like hit with one thing And he's like oh like staggering dizzy all over the place

Because everybody wanted Him and Sina to go out of it Because when he finally got into the ring Because even Sina was like giving a come on come on man But then he comes walking into the ring all hell of slow. Remember everybody wanted him and mommy to go at it.

Because nobody was putting their hands on her and then Solo got in her face and everybody was like, Solo will do it. John didn't do any shoulder tackles. I've always liked that move. It's just something simple, but he didn't do any in this.

He just came out with his regular moves and everything. Our moves of doom. I forgot. He said six now. Because remember he added that punch thing. All right. What's his name was killing me on the outside of the ring? Paul Heyman.

Who was he talking to? Roman Rains? Yeah. I think Michael Cole said he's giving Roman Rains play-by-play over the phone. I was like, oh. I thought he was doing FaceTime at one point, but I would have bought it more if he did do that. And then the camera caught it. I was like, why is he giving him play by play?

I know Romans probably watching this. Exactly. But I don't know. You got to play the part. Unless Romans on vacation. He ain't got a TV. Is he hurt or is he just taking a break? He's probably doing some movies.

movie stuff. So I think they said this is about the time when he was about to start not, he was not going to be there as much as he was before. Well, he should be doing either the Marine 10 or the condemned 12. He's supposed to be back this Friday, though. Was that one the Sina did? Him and Randy Orton did it. 12 rounds? Yeah, I didn't like the Randy Orton one.

The Sina one was all right. It wasn't the greatest, but it was all right. you can be in the next uh see no evil I don't know he's dead though can't or whatever

was the name Jacob something Jake yeah to resurrect him again no I that was okay with the second one how he came back but no not now no not now Romans got to defeat Jacob

with the spear or something Superman punch I don't know We'll see But yeah This match again It took a minute Because it was just them beating up Sina

Before LA night Sprung into action And solo with just a handful of moves Didn't do much But Sina I mean As far I mean he was doing his thing But he did take a lot of punishment

From these two So but I mean this wasn't my favorite match Of the night I was just more rooting for LA night to spring into action because I just love how everybody's just like behind

him and they all they just love everything he does and I just love the cockiness or the shit talking that he does and always anyway yeah that's why I'm so worried that they're going to drop the ball on this one or try to turn him heel

and try to try to force something that is WWE man You don't know. It can go either way. Yeah, because, I mean, we all thought Cody was winning at WrestleMania. Nope. Simone Spike later.

Losing in front of his family ringside. I know. Oh, man. Yeah, I don't know. We'll see how it goes as this contract goes on. He's on raw right now, right? who uh LA night

like Smackdown okay so he would technically technically be going after Roman title okay I wouldn't mind it

that's somebody old titles yeah but I would be down for it that's somebody new for Roman to wrestle and I know the promos would be good

yeah we'll see what happens it's up to Paul Heiman he seems to be pulling the strings I like when he's always about to cry well not with these guys when he's dealing with

with Roman my tribal chief I'm sorry my tribal chief when's what's his name coming back Brock Lesnar that we shoehorn him in somewhere next next event's crown jewels so that's next month right yeah so

they love some Brock Lesnar there Is it on the weekend or during the week? Let me double check. I like those because they come on during the day. Crown Jewel is Saturday on the 4th. Okay. Probably in the morning for us here in the States.

But yeah, once towards the end of this match, the way it was going, of course, Cina did what he did. But we've seen that. billion times. We all wanted L.A. Knight to just kick ass. And he did. He was bringing it to Jay. And he brought it to Solo. Not as hard

as he was bringing it to Jay, but Solo was taking that ass beaten until he's Simone dropped. L.A. Knight. Then Sina came flying off the top with the crossbody and knocked him down. Then Jay, or Jimmy, he comes flying over with the frog splash on Sina and everybody was laying there dead.

because nobody was moving. Everybody's flat on their backs, and the ref is just jumping to each and every one of them. Are you okay? Everybody's laying their beat up. At this point, I thought somebody was going to come running in and something major was going to happen, but no, we didn't get any of that.

LA night jumped up, and he sprung into action. Started beating the hell out of both of them. Casina still laying in the corner dead. But he's watching. He's just waiting for his move because then he got up. He picks. He's going after a solo. Picks him up.

Gives him the AA. But before he could do that, Jimmy super kicked the scene on the face. And it looks like he connected pretty hard because you could see his head jerk back. But when they do the super kicks, they do pull it. They sometimes they connect, but not as hard as it looks. Because most of the times when they do that, they, let's, completely miss. But yeah, but Sina took one to the jaw, so he went down.

And Jimmy climbs up to the top. And I don't know how he always does it in these jeans or whatever they are. But he's doing this thing. He comes, he goes flying up to the top, but the L.A. Knight grabs him and gives him a superplex off the top. He goes falling down. And then Sina jumps and springs into action. Looks around with his messed up hair. And you can't see me.

And then the five knuckle shuffle. Before that movie, that move being so dumb, I love it. Every time I see it. He got it to J.J. got up. And then the L.A. Knight picked him up and slammed them. One, two, three. And that is it for them. But then they show stupid ass.

I don't know who these guys are with with Shane's son. But they're being all dumb with their selfies. one guy looks stupid yeah it was like taking a selfie or face I don't know what you're live or whatever posing they just showed him

I mean you're stupid your friend's the one that's not famous but your friends the face you're just some idiot they're just riding along carrying his luggage oh I had to rewind it to show my daughter she was just looking like

what the hell's going on she was asking me does he know any of them it's like most likely he doesn't know anybody in her ring uh if anyone wants to bring us to one of these big live premium events hey we'll be there and if you want us to be stupid i don't know if we'll be stupid but uh we'll try to be known

uh for those you that do know us and know what we look like cool just uh anybody anybody in any of these uh promotions be it indie or WWE AEW, T&A

Ring of Honor, any of them, even Japan. If you want to fly us out there and give us a place to stay, hey, I'll go. Yeah. But speaking of Japan, we got the main event.

Shinske Nakamura taking on the Monday night Messiah, Seth Freakin Rawlins and whatever else you want to call them. This was for the the heavyweight championship belt last man standing match Seth Rolins has had the belt a bunch of times

the belt they created for him yeah should have gave it the edge before he left but I don't know we'll see I was rooting for this was a good match I'm not saying it was it was a bad match the CBS Sports gave it an A and I'm with that but I just didn't like the outcome of this I mean we're going to jump to the end Seth Rawlins ended up

pulling it out and he's still the heavyweight champion after he landed on that mattress shout out to the camera guy but this this match was entertaining of course it was in the ring out of the ring and then they took it out into the into the audience to where the

mattress was or whatever that little stage that they built and then threw some things on it to act like it was there for something. The old unnecessary tables and stage or whatever. It looked like it was a bunch of cardboard boxes in a mattress. It's always cardboard boxes. I don't want, I mean, some stunt people do use that. Some stunt people do use cardboard boxes when they go crashing into it. I don't want to know that.

I mean, I'd rather have one of those big inflatable things that you're going to land on. I don't want to land on cardboard boxes. I'm a heavy guy. I might go straight to the ground, flatten all those boxes. But when Seth lift up the rubber mat to have the cement shown, I thought it was going to just all go bad there. They used it once, not too much.

they both kind of both fell on it um Seth threw Nakamura on it and then Nakamura threw Seth on it and we didn't do anything it just turned into an obstacle really because it wasn't uh it didn't do any kind of damage because I mean this was a last man standing anything goes no disqualification so they were basically just trying to wow us all with the choices of weapons I mean they threw in the tables they threw in the

candlesticks the chairs um of course you gotta tear apart the steel stairs speaking of steel stairs who was that was looked like they got their head crushed

was that uh... W uh nxte okay it was a von Wagner it looked like he smashed his head but then they did you saw the

denounce table reaction and them cut into black is what sold everybody until they somebody released those camera angles yeah some of the cell phone video that I saw uh I was like okay well the cameraman the WWE camera man they did a good job they positioned themselves well to where it looked like he

crushed his head but then of course you got everybody with cell phones so yeah I mean if you're going off Booker T's face that man died yeah I can say he's throwing in everything in the ring now he throwing garbage cans and all that I know it's Shane's move but I still want someone to do a coast

to coast I love that when it happens but I don't know if Shane will ever come back he's uh I wouldn't want to come back after that after that last one he jumped in the rig and what what snapped his um

yeah just doing a leap a leap frog that's it he came down and they tried to get up and fell and then Miz just jumped out and pinned him but somebody told Snoop to do something

that was a WrestleMania yeah Snoop get in there do something what should I think of figuring out it was the camera guy because somebody posted a video and the camera guy was yelling

do something and he did his first thought was to go punch Ms. in the face and he did the rock move he's not a wrestler man he did his best he kept the show going

you guys have no idea we're talking about just look up Snoop Dog WrestleMania. It was this year's, wasn't it? 2020. Yeah, the last one. Yeah, this last WrestleMania. Watch that video. I always feel for Nakamura and his, I don't think it's leather. His ring gear but it looks like he'd be

hot and sweaty in that thing. And it must be some kind of flexibility for all the shit that he does. But I loved when he broke out the nunchucks and started going to work. He just kept hitting Seth in the knee, behind the knees. Yeah, I'm like, what happened to his asses a back injury? Well, it was there.

It was all taped up. I know. Why don't you beat him into nunchucks in his back? Yeah, I just, I don't know. It's like, depending on how dangerous the weapon was, we're not going to use it on his back. Yeah, I don't know what's happening. He's just going off. He was just hitting him in the back of the legs.

Yeah, hit him in the head or something. But, yeah, they got all this shit in the ring, but he's like, just threw it in the ring. Well, he ends up picking up the garbage can and then puts it on Seth and then starts hitting him with a kendo stick. Yeah, I always hated that move. just beating the trash can up I like how

Shinske just walks around all cool, calm, cool, and collective and just doesn't like attack them while they're laying there on the ground. He just kind of just walks around them and looks at him, trying to look cool. But yeah, he put the garbage can on Seth and then just beating the garbage can with it.

But let me kind of go up some when we get to to the outside stuff because they were both going back and forth in the ring but once they got to to the outskirts when uh set through nakamura out the side and shout out to this older lady that was right there in the front hooting and hollering she's she's right in there hooting and hollering and everything i mean i love going to the events and you see older oh gs that just love wrestling and they still go to the to the live events uh those ones are the best best ones because one of the last ones I went to in Reno there was this older

gentleman there and he was going oh he was going off harder than I was and we were right there in the front and he was like oh man I remember he was just ranting off all these wrestlers I knew a couple of them but it was like mainly little indie guys that he grew up with and he was like oh the the so-and-so bruiser or whatever even my dad one time because when we were watching WrestleMania at my mom's when we were out there there in Arizona. My mom sat there. Shout out to her. She watched both nights. And my dad started rambling off. Where's so and so and so and so? And I think the only one I remembered was Wahoo McDaniel. I said, come on, dad, where you been? He was naming off a lot of wrestlers that I just

did not know. And he goes, oh, those were the guys when I was a kid. He says, they used to, my dad went to a boarding school on the res. And they were wrestling promotions when would come to the res and wrestle for the kids in the boarding school and i was like oh man he said they did all the time or they would go to whatever the they would sneak out from leave the sneak away from the boarding school to go to whatever the closest town or whatever to watch wrestling i'm like damn dad so could you didn't tell me all this before because he because when i used to watch the w f on saturday mornings he's coming all this is fake this is fake like damn But, yeah, now that it wasn't like the wrestlers he grew up with.

Yeah, when it was real. That's what he said. I liked it when I was my day. It was real. Come on, Dad. All right, now they're on the outskirts. They're up in the stands pretty much. Nakamura gives Seth a low blow to the balls and then pushes them off.

and that's when he falls on the mattress and bounces. Hakamura is standing there looking all crazy. So, all right, it looks like he bounced off whatever that mattress was and it's covered with a tarp or something

and now Seth is laying on the cement rolling around like he hit the cement. But I'm like, come on. did the sound effect like he landed on a cement. But you could clearly see him bouncing. If you bounce off the cement, man, that's bad. Because you hit hard.

One of my friends bounced off the cement and what his head did when we were skateboarding. It was scary. I thought my buddy was really hurt, but he just kind of rung his bell and he was all right. But it didn't sound and look good. All right. So Seth is laying there. Said the Nakamura comes with the folding chair. and starts hitting his back with it,

poking him with it, and they're just slowly going down the aisle back to the ring. I like when they do this when they go on the outskirts, but I like when they beat the hell out of each other all the way back to the ring. He's just like shoving Rollins, and he's just slowly going back to the ring. It is a lot better than when Roman tried to drag Jay. about the leg

all the way back to the ring all right they're putting the cement into use uh Seth was about to give uh, Sinske, um,

pedigree, but he, uh, got out of it and flipped Seth over onto the cement. So he's laying there. And I don't know how many times the refs that did the count.

It was like, you had to be a 10 count laying on the ground. So, this is when I don't get it. Nacomura, like I said, every time he throws him on the ground or does whatever, then he just walks around. He doesn't, like, jump on them and start beating them and making sure that they stay down. He gets up and struts around.

I was like, come on, man, he's laying down to cement. Slam his head into it or something. Yeah, this is not King of Strong style. This is cocky. I think I won the match, and I don't have to do anything else. He should have won the match. They had the table up. in the corner that Seth put up there earlier.

Nakamura, he went crashing into it, but then Seth, they're back in the ring now, and then he picks him up and pedigrees him. It was pretty sloppy, but it connected. They're both laying there. That table was still in the corner. Seth climbs out of the ring.

Nakamura is slowly falling in and out of the ring. Seth is holding his back. Should be holding his back getting slammed on that cement. and that mattress earlier. Seth, he's trying to break out the table. He's picking that one up that was laying there. He throws it back into the ring.

What's his name? He's just laying there. So he sets up the table on the outskirts. And Seth is just baby in his back. Shinske gets up. He starts, uh, who,

he start battling it out. Uh, Shinske slams, uh, Rollins into the ring. He hits his back. He starts punching him, giving him the blows, the knees. And then Seth, let me just fall onto this table and set myself up perfectly for you. I love when they do that. Shout out to Bubba. Bubba Ray Dudley. He did it the best at one time a few years ago. Shinskaye climbs up onto the second row. Everyone's hooting and hollering. And then he just jumps off knees.

he went a little too far he connected he came down on his knees on top of Seth it broke the table yeah it broke the table but he had too much force coming down and slid forward

and blah it looks like he slammed his face onto the barricade but he's back on his feet Seth is laying there the rep is counting everybody's hooting and hollering I heard the boring

single boring someone boring when they're walking around is when it's kind of like alright come on something happened yeah I mean the last man standing man these guys are fucking hell attired and I think it went

if not a half hour it was it was close to it because this this match went on and on but get into the end because there was a lot of just outside beating each other up Seth set up the ladder and he's climbing up. He puts Nakamura not all the way onto the announced table,

but then he gets up. Nakamura climbs up the other side of the ladder. And Corey, huh? Yeah, I was about to say your boy, Corey was son. And Seth, just don't do it. Give it up. Oh, man, I wish I was right there. I'd be going, shut up, Corey.

You got to hear me the whole night. Yeah, you ain't Jim Ross. trying to do my god he's got a family oh man they're both at the top of the ladder and Nakamura gives

Seth the red mist and blows it right into his face and then said ah it hit him connected and he goes falling off the ladder onto his back and that was a lot too yeah I didn't even see when he did it.

Obviously, there was a cup somewhere. And he pushed him off and he went crashing onto the table, or the announced table and a broke. Nakamura is standing or sitting on the top of the ladder, hooting and hollering. See, he should have got down and hit him with something or did the Brock Lesnar when they piled all that shit on top of him. Sets back to his feet. He's climbing over on the ladder.

Nakamura's climbing down. He was hella close when he shot that shit in his face. It might have been inches. And I'm sure Seth shut his eyes and everything, but he had to sell it. Like he was super blinded. But they get back into the ring. He picks up Seth and slams him onto a chair.

And I'm sure that's not good for his back. Then Nakamura picks him back up, pushes him over to the table. he runs over to give him the king chasa i guess he connected because then ralins goes crashing into the table and falls down Nakamura stop

he's just showing off walking around the ring he's holding up onto the on the rope sitting there posing smiling at the camera while Seth is laying there under all the tables and everything so he should have just

threw more shit on top of them they're back on the outside outskirts they go back into the audience uh people's planted right in the way as they're getting beat up there's some uh workers just sitting there i thought they were going to get thrown into the action with uh one of them because they're just sitting there acting all shocked and surprised i thought somebody was going to go crashing into them and knock them over a good placement with the pizza hut box um so Nakamura is just slamming the Rollins all over everything.

And we clearly see the cardboard boxes under the black tarp or whatever that is. I liked all these people that were sitting right there. Two big fat jobs. I'm fat everyone, so I could say this. This big old fat guy sitting right there. Not even moving, but he's having a good time. Everybody and their mom's got their phones out. And Nakamura is just sitting there stomping on Seth.

And he, Nakamura picks up Seth, but he's about to drop him. And then Seth reverses it on. It picks up Nakamura, pedigree, sloppy pedigree. And Nakamura goes down. But that big fat guy right there is just going off and hooting and hollering. Again, I'm fat too, everyone. So I can say that. But anyway, he curbs stomped, slops.

topy curb stop to Nakamura and he's just laying there. But both of them are laying there. So the ref is just counting as well as everybody else. I thought they were going to go crashing through whatever they were standing on, but that didn't happen. Seth gets up. He picks up Nakamura. They go crashing onto the table with the unnecessary cables and everything that are on top of it.

They're both laying there. Can't have too many cables. No. Just randomly placed on this table for some reason. Oh, man. I don't know who all these other guys are sitting there, but there's other guys standing there holding cables. I think they're camera guys. They end up getting back up and they're walking over. No. What happened?

Oh, he knocked down Nakamura again. and um did he win right here because Seth's got to do the table yeah yeah because Seth got up at the right before the tank count happened yeah that's right he jumped up right then

so Seth is still the it was kind of a sloppy ending uh everyone in my opinion I mean you guys might have been being differently differently but I was kind of like really

after the beating the Seth took, I think Nakamura should have walked away. Seth's got so much heart, though. I don't know, ladies and gentlemen. But overall, I mean, it had its moments. Not every match was glorious and everything. Again, CBS Sports, they gave this match a. Okay, I'm all right with that because they were beating the hell out of each other with everything they can get a hold of.

and falling onto the cardboard boxes and the nicely placed tables with cables on it and everything. And the mattress that was set up over there for who knows why. But all right, boys and girls, that was WWE's Fast Lane live from Indianapolis, Indiana. Favorite match out of all this, just random.

Ooh. I think I would have to go with Maybe the EEO Sky Oscar Charlotte Triple Threat Yeah, that's the one I was going to say That was my favorite one. I just loved The three of them going at it, especially Mainly EO and Oscar beating the hell out of each other

So And then you got Bailey showing up Yep The Bays champ, the real Bays champ But all right everyone That is it this evening. We we'll be back in a few weeks for crown jewel

and is it Saudi Arabia is that where it's that? Riyadh, Saudi Arabia Saturday, November 4th. All right. Is it the enclosed one or the one with

the open roof? Does it said to be announced venue? you. Hopefully it would be enclosed with some air conditioning. Yeah, because that's when, um, was it, wasn't crown jewel, or was it the greatest world rumble when Goldberg almost killed Undertaker. But I do remember that was the best moment when Titus. Yeah.

flew on the ring. Good old Titus Worldwide. He's lucky though. He didn't hit that bar that was under the ring. Yeah, he could, the way he came in full speed and just, yeah, he could have hit his head, he could have just tore his shoulder.

Yeah, as much as you don't like Corey, his reaction was priceless. Michael Cole's the one that had me. Yeah, because they both could not stop laughing. We got a world's greatest rumble match going on, and they can't stop talking about Titus. They kept showing it over and over.

Oh, man, that was awesome. Out of everything, all I remember was that the most. I don't even remember who won. What's his name that don't do shit now? Monster among men. Oh. got like skinny jeans on now when he wrestles all right

what are they going to bring back what's his name feed me more uh he he made enemies what the hell was his name Ryback? Yeah he made he made a lot of enemies

well he was a little rough um was he was he the one that got pushed in the head by Brock Lesnar? No, that was that was Stromen. Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah, he Brock had to give him a receipt.

Yep. Don't come the fuck down. That was awesome, though. But all right, everyone, that is it this evening. Regular episode of the horror returns is coming out, so definitely check that out. Where we cover the

1970 73 the exorcist as well as 2023's the exorcist believer Yeah, check it out. You can hear a very interesting conversation We had with Lance about the movie.

Yeah. Brother Lance, man. I love you to death, man. Don't get me wrong. But come on. You're better than that. All right, everyone, that's going to be it. Go over to the horror returns. for the regular show links to all the other shows t hr percent stream fiends we got freeway coming i just

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Yeah, you're lucky you're doing that. Every single day you get an episode to listen to. And everyone that does listen to them, thank you so much. But now I'm just rambling. All right, everyone will be back in a few weeks for Crown Jewel. So until then, please be safe out there and party on. and be good to each other.