The Horror Returns - The Wrestling Returns - WWE: Money In The Bank (2023)

Episode Date: July 7, 2023

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Starting point is 00:00:06 Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, welcome to another episode of the wrestling returns. Money in the Bank, 2023, live from the O2 Arena in London, England. Sight of the Bloodline Civil War. Did it live up to the hype before we get to it? I'm your host, Brian. With me as always as my brother, Niz. What's up, man? Hey, I'm good, man.
Starting point is 00:00:30 I know we just gave you night of champions of the other day, but tonight we're, we're going to try to stay on track. We lay with one, we early with the next. Yeah. So I don't know what the next one is, but this is the third one, not in America, right? Like in a row? Yeah. And I know there was Canada and Puerto Rico.
Starting point is 00:01:01 Puerto Rico, then Saudi Arabia now. So four. London England. Yeah, well, I mean, Canada is North America, but outside of the United States, it's four. Yeah, you can't say that Canadian. I might get mad at us, but no disrespect. We're just saying it's any emails to Lance. He'll deal with that.
Starting point is 00:01:23 But, uh, yeah, I think they were also saying this the first, uh, what the fuck did they call? They don't call them pay-per-views premium live event. Yeah. First one in England. in like over 20 years. Yeah, that's what Cena said. We'll get to him later on. Yeah. And your boy,
Starting point is 00:01:44 your new boy, Grayson Waller. I didn't even know who that guy was. It took me a minute. Shout out to Super Marcy. She's the one that said who he was. She's about to get at you. Yes, she was. You got to know who the Waller effect.
Starting point is 00:02:05 Whatever, what does it call them? The Aussie icon. All right, whatever. No disrespect to anyone down there, down under. But really quick, e-society. The Zizo and I, we just dropped an episode. We're not going to do these all the time. It was just rare for the Zisu to come on to do a wrestling one.
Starting point is 00:02:33 we did ESP ringside, sort of. We did commentary for this very first match. We were watching it live and we're just kind of just describing what was happening and everything. So I think the episode's only like 25 minutes or something like that. So go listen to that, everyone. We had some little special guests. Our dog,
Starting point is 00:02:58 the New East Society dog, and my two grandsons were screaming around the background. They're part of the East Society. They've been on the show. I don't know how many times. Were they watching a match? Buster was, Daniel was kind of,
Starting point is 00:03:14 because Buster's my youngest grandson. He was doing flips. He broke out his little wrestling ring and his figures, and he was watching and throwing his guys around. So, but yeah, I try to get it. They'll be interested for a little bit, but then they kind of just, they don't care.
Starting point is 00:03:32 But then the only thing is My daughter used to get mad at it I was mad at me Because then they would just start Tackling and wrestling each other So the best part Yeah she'd get all mad Don't let them watch that with you
Starting point is 00:03:46 Because they get all Then they start crying They're boys So but Yeah money in the bank Before we dive into it The last few crowds Have been hyped
Starting point is 00:04:01 and these guys were hyped guys and gals everybody people of all ages and everything there but yeah they were going off the F bombs were flying everything so I was like dang
Starting point is 00:04:16 and then nothing you could do about it I mean I'm sure Vince probably go huh but I mean it's good to have a hyped crowd so that's there was a couple matches I was kind of eh with
Starting point is 00:04:29 but overall I thought the two ladder matches were really good and the main event. We'll get to that and we get to it. But we'll start off with the first match, the men's money in the bank ladder match. Rickishay, Shinske Nakamura, L.A. Knight, Santos Escobar, Pete Dune. We're not calling him Butch here. Damien Preeze and Logan Paul. CVS Sports gave it a B-plus.
Starting point is 00:05:01 I would agree with it, but what did you think of this one? I thought it was a decent one. It's not the best man's ladder match I've seen. I am pleased with the outcome of the match. There was some good spots in it. Butch, I so wanted him to just drop this Butch gimmick and come out back as Pete and had the old ring gear, but didn't do it. I thought it would have been the right time, right crowd.
Starting point is 00:05:29 A brawling brutes. This crowd was hyped for L.A. night. Yeah. If you guys remember on the last episode, we did, I, who did you? I picked L.A. night. Who did you pick? I put Shinske.
Starting point is 00:05:43 Okay. And Shinske, kind of, no disrespect to Shinske, he kind of looked like maybe you don't need to be in a ladder match. I mean, he did some stuff, but, yeah, they weren't, they went hard towards the end. But in the beginning, it like, like, took it took a little bit yeah because because yeah when shinske was doing what he was doing he does what he does but it just wasn't like during singles matches and everything ricochet
Starting point is 00:06:14 badass all the time yeah it just it just wasn't what you know i love shinske it's just what he was doing i didn't want to see that in a ladder match i was waiting for the big spots from like ricochet and logan paul i thought i thought they were going to have well they did have a moment which kind of was a little scary, a little sketchy. You know, was that at the end? Yeah. Yeah. Somebody came up.
Starting point is 00:06:40 We could talk about it now. Somebody came up bloody. Yeah. When they went through the tables. Yeah. I think they were both supposed to land on top of the rope and then flip into the what they called the Spanish flyer, whatever movie. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:58 But it looked like, uh, low. Logan missed the top rope and kind of landed in the middle rope. And then they had to make an adjustment and it looked like ricochet basically kind of muscled him all the way over and kind of looked like Logan's head went through the table first. It looked like he was like, uh, it looked at his shoulder and the back of his lower neck probably took more, most of the force. But yeah, he did eventually slammed his head. But yeah, and they didn't hit the center part.
Starting point is 00:07:35 They kind of hit towards the legs. And that's still kind of a little stronger area. But, I mean, the table still broke. But I was like, ooh. And yeah, it looked like Logan was down for the count after that because he didn't get back in there. He just kind of laid there. But, man, they were bringing out everything, man. The ladders, the tables, and even Pete Doom broke out the cricket.
Starting point is 00:08:01 paddle bat stick whatever you call it when we were talking about it I said the same thing I said is what is it called I don't know I don't play cricket or anything so but uh I didn't want to do a pricked bat I think I don't know I have no idea but Damian priest man he came to play man he was just beating everyone down uh representing the judgment day uh, Logan Paul kind of, kind of wanted a quick little, uh,
Starting point is 00:08:35 alliance, but, uh, I think that didn't go. Yeah. That barely lasted a minute. Lasted enough time for them to set up them tables. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:47 He was sporting the, uh, Golden State Warriors colors. That's what, uh, Zizu and I kind of said on our little show. That's why I didn't like it. It was,
Starting point is 00:08:59 um, his, Um, what's that drink he's got? Oh, prime. Yeah, where was that guy? I was waiting for him to come running in or something. Hey, I don't, I don't, well, the guy that was in the suit, KSI, he is, he is from England. So he could have been there.
Starting point is 00:09:19 He could have came out and distracted somebody. I think they would have booed the shit out of him. I mean, they were already booing Logan. Yeah. I mean, I said this before on here and on our latest little. episode we did that I really didn't know who Logan Paul was at first I had to
Starting point is 00:09:37 do my research and watch his YouTube stuff and Eric and Mark you are the ones that told me who he was and then listen to his podcast and everything but I was like hey okay whatever but when he got in a ring and started wrestling you know when they bring in
Starting point is 00:09:53 people that aren't wrestlers that just want to do it because they think they can he was one of those one of those guys it really put in time and really put in the effort to perform good. So I thought every time he's done WWE matches, I thought he did really good, especially the last one on him and rickishap.
Starting point is 00:10:15 Was it WrestleMania when they bounced off the top robes and crashed into each other? Royal Rumble. Oh, okay. Because that was awesome. Yeah, he was a WrestleMania. Who was he wrestling? I can't even remember. it seems like we just do these
Starting point is 00:10:31 but I know it takes it forever was it Seth Rolins I think so but yeah this one man I mean he was out there doing it I think they were booing him for the right reasons though because the whole storyline for this was he didn't earn his way in he got put in
Starting point is 00:10:51 yeah yeah but he's Logan Paul man but he was doing this thing man because he came flying over the top rope and Damien Prey's like clocked him and he went down so he was getting his ass beat for most of the time. That was a nice
Starting point is 00:11:08 solid little frog splash on the Damien on top of the ladder. Yeah. See it was like he got up a little bit not even jumping off the top rope. They were setting up all these ladders and everything. I mean they didn't they weren't coming
Starting point is 00:11:24 like super high because when they were hitting the ladders, they're like weren't like folding or anything. They would just take most of the blunt because when Damian Priest he was about to flip Logan Paul but then Pete Dune came out of nowhere and bink
Starting point is 00:11:40 kicked him in the head. I love it because when he kicks David and Prince of the head he like just kind of falls right over. No, Shinskay comes over and kicks him to the head and then he just nicely places Damien Priest
Starting point is 00:11:56 on the ladder as he adjusts himself to be setting everything because the shit's get runs and he's about to do his thing but then Logan Paul
Starting point is 00:12:07 interferes and and grabs him and then he could have easily got out of that but he falls and then Logan Paul
Starting point is 00:12:16 jumps up onto the apron and then he boom frog splashes onto Damian priest but it doesn't does it doesn't do any damage to the ladder
Starting point is 00:12:27 but man I mean I'm sure Damien's back jammed into that. Logan Paul was like he landed good. It was a nice solid ladder. Yeah. Because he got some good air before him. And he came down for the splash. I'm watching this, everyone.
Starting point is 00:12:45 So, but they did what they had to do, man. But there was times where it was kind of like, okay, you're focusing on one person. And like you said, man, they were there for L. night and I mean he he was doing this thing too and I was really like all right cool because when it got towards the end I really thought he was going to win they really
Starting point is 00:13:11 made you think this was yeah late's night like the crowd was into it and the little yeah signs because they were hyping him up I mean all the way before this so I don't know maybe it was a maybe it was this was their plan all the time or maybe they just the last minute you know what let uh Damien priest win yeah I'm gonna jump jump to the bit to the end but
Starting point is 00:13:39 Senor money in the bank yeah um what's his name Santos Escobar I mean he did some stuff but they really didn't let him shine too much he's he's got that good
Starting point is 00:13:55 lucha style too and I just kind of felt like he wasn't he didn't really do anything in the match he was there and then I mean they let him shine for a little bit but not not much so I don't know what they were doing I did like his little painted on bandit mask
Starting point is 00:14:15 I mean I love it when any of these guys it's not just this this pay-per-view or premium live event when they get up to the top and they just like start just fingering touching the case that don't don't do anything i'm like come on i like i like when damien was up there because he's so tall like his head's like right there yeah he just he's looking around like i don't know where the the briefcase is it's all like touching his head when uh p dune uh climbed up there and go oh and got uh uh uh askobre
Starting point is 00:14:56 on to the ladder and then Rick-a-chae came doing, was it the 540? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:06 Yeah, when he did that. He came hard. He did it. He flipped and then he landed on him good, but it kind of just
Starting point is 00:15:14 didn't do any damage. Everyone just felt it and fell off a ladder. So, I mean, ricochet, man, I love him. Are they using them good?
Starting point is 00:15:26 they were, but I don't know what's happening. And yeah, like you said, they were really pushing L.A. night on this thing. So, I mean, I was, because when it got to the end of this match, man, they were really, he was there. He was almost, he had it in his graphs and then just didn't pull out. but when Pete Dune did that backflip when they're on the outside of the ring when he climbed with that big tall ladder Of course the reps
Starting point is 00:16:04 Yeah the reps the reps are holding it so All right cool good because if you guys know you try to We've seen this many times and guys try to flip off the ladders And it just moves because there's no kind of Anything holding it still Especially these aluminum ladders are pretty light So it doesn't take that much to just move.
Starting point is 00:16:26 It was different when Jeff Hardy was just falling off. These guys are like pushing off. But yeah, Logan Paul, man, there was there was times I thought he was going to, he was going to win because he was getting close, man. But they were, I think they did go after him like right in the beginning. He came in the middle and they all just started bombing on him. Yeah, because it goes back to what I was saying about the storyline.
Starting point is 00:16:52 Because everybody had to wrestle a match. to get in. But I guess because like you said, he's Logan Paul. He didn't have to wrestle. So everybody was like, fuck this.
Starting point is 00:17:02 We're going to fuck you out. I did like, excuse me, the part when they brought in two ladders. It was Shinske on one side. It looked like he was just holding it. Escobar and L.A. Knight.
Starting point is 00:17:19 And Santos did that a scissor lock and then flipped him off. L.A. night, she landed he landed hella hard. Shinskay was still on the ladders. He was climbing up and when they get really close,
Starting point is 00:17:33 they climb there when there's two ladders in the ring. Someone always climbs up the ladder that's like the furthest away from the case. And of course you got to give us some entertainment and everything. But yeah, man. I mean, everyone at some point
Starting point is 00:17:51 had their hands on the case. because when I'm watching the scene right the part right now when Logan Paul and ricochet are on the ladders and they're climbing up and then LA night comes
Starting point is 00:18:05 and pushes it and then they fall yeah they were I guess they're looking like they were supposed to do the the top rope but then yeah like you said yeah Logan Paul just missed the top and landed on the second
Starting point is 00:18:19 and then he was trying to get back to the top but he just just he just couldn't so uh ricochet just i meant eff it let's just make do and he just did the flip the back flip off the second rope and yeah you can see logan paul he took most of the damage uh to the fall because he hit the table and it seemed like um ricochet did as well but he just kind of rolled off the table broke one of the tables broke but logan paul you can see he laid there for a while because the refs they didn't even run over the
Starting point is 00:18:54 Ricochet. They just went to two of them right to Logan Paul. Rickie's still laying there, no love. Nobody came up to him. Like he said, it's Logan Paul. I got to check on him. But yeah, I'm watching this as a slow motion. Oh, it looks like the cameraman was gross to ricochet,
Starting point is 00:19:16 but he just jumped out of the way. Yeah, when they hit, Dijah. Well, I guess I'll get another ref from a different camera angle he ran over there to check on him but the other two you can clearly see Logan Paul took most of that force so he had to do that and make sure he was all right I was waiting for someone to be in the crowd again with it with his drink to give him some but we didn't get any of that maybe they weren't they didn't sponsor this one but light
Starting point is 00:19:48 sponsored this one because they were really hyped that up every every chance they could. I mean, I don't like but, like, first of all, everyone, to me, it just doesn't taste like anything, but I mean, my friends, they drink it like water. And I'll pay me, I'll hype it up. Oh, yeah, man, but I'll hype it up for you, but I won't drink it. I just don't like the way it tastes. To me, it doesn't taste like anything. And keeping it with wrestling, I go back to the story when I was at WrestleMania, when it was in Dallas the last time I was partying with these guys in a parking lot
Starting point is 00:20:28 and all they had was but light. And all right, I'll have one. I drank like a couple sips and said, this tastes like nothing. And I just set it down. I'd get a beer when I was inside. To each his own, drink it if you want. But yeah, man, when
Starting point is 00:20:44 all the hoopla was going on and then when L.A. Knight climbed up there and had his hands on the case and he was about to unlock it. Damien Priest came out of nowhere. Good camera work. Because we can clearly see that L.A.
Starting point is 00:20:59 night was going to get it. And then Damian Pree, you just see his head, the back of his head. He climbs up, starts dropping bombs on L.A.9. Then he just flips him off of the rope or off the ladder. Yeah, they tried to say, try to give him the Falcon Arrow, the little sit down power bombs. I was like this. He just flipped him over. Yeah, he didn't.
Starting point is 00:21:22 Michael Cole called it a modified. Falcon arrow. I was like, don't put the extras on it. When he did that, everybody was out of the ring. And Damian Priest just had so much time to crawl up there. No one's in the ring. Well, L.A. Knight's in the ring, but he's just laying there. And then Damien Priest climbed up there. And he's, what did you call him?
Starting point is 00:21:45 Senior. Money in the bank. So, yeah. I don't know who he's going to cash it. in on. We'll get to him later on again, but I was okay with this. I was rooting more for L.A. Knight because, yeah, after Logan Paul
Starting point is 00:22:04 took that bump, man, he didn't, he just laid there. He didn't get back in. Yeah, I just hope they're not going to do to L.A. Knight what they did to Rousse of, because I kind of feel like L.A. night's getting himself over with the crowd. And you
Starting point is 00:22:22 saw what happened when Rousseau. got over with the crowd. Or Zach Ryder when he got himself over with the crowd. Oh, man. He's going hard, man. I'll give it to him. And yeah, bring in WrestleMania back in Dallas, Texas. I was there when Zach Ryder won the Intercontinental Belt.
Starting point is 00:22:47 I thought that was cool. Oh, man. They took it right from soon after that. Yeah, they did. I had a good time, but next time I go, I'm going to make sure I have a seat because I stood up the whole time. And man, my knees were killing me. And then I parked like a million miles away. He's had to walk all the way, hell of far.
Starting point is 00:23:09 By the time I got to the car, I was like, ugh. I was beat. Never again. Yep. So Damien Priest is Senior Money in the Bank. Again, CBS Sports graded it to B Plus. All right. Next match, women's tag team championship match.
Starting point is 00:23:28 The baddest woman on the planet, Rhonda Rousey and my girl, Shana Bazler, the queen of spades. And your girl. Lil Morgan. Oh, I'm watching. No more blue tongue. No, unfortunately. And Raquel Gonzalez, aka Raquel Rodriguez.
Starting point is 00:23:52 I don't know. I still don't understand why that change. That came out of nowhere. No explanation. It's like she's she's not Gonzalez no more. She's Rodriguez. Either way, I love her. She's got to be at least six feet.
Starting point is 00:24:12 She's taller than all, all three of these women that are in them. I feel like she ain't is, well, not height wise, but I feel like she slimmed down, like muscle wise. I'm looking at her now. Yeah, she's still a big gal, but I'm... Yeah. It felt like she used to be bigger in NXT. Well, that's when you're trying to prove yourself. Now she's up in the main show.
Starting point is 00:24:39 Yeah, they called her up to the main roster. And it was like, you got to, you can't be there. You're biggest some of the guys. Because you look at Shana and Rhonda, I mean, there's... They'll be there. muscular gals, but they're not like Charlotte Flair. How she is,
Starting point is 00:25:00 if you guys see her pictures. Liv Morgan, is she there for her skills? My opinion, no. She's there for her luck. She's there for her skills. She's improved. Yeah, I'll give her that.
Starting point is 00:25:18 The tag team champions are Rhonda and Shana. So they're about to get down because everyone, man, the crowd, they were there. Oh, excuse me. Sorry for the noise. Everyone was there for Raquel because Rhonda and Shannon were beating the hell out of live in the beginning. What was the, was that an M on his forehead?
Starting point is 00:25:45 I read something about her ring gear was supposed to be Dragon Ball Z. so I don't know if that's what the M was for or something. Hmm. I don't know. I'm not a Dragon Ball guy. I know she's big into anime and video games. All right. But that's out of my world right there.
Starting point is 00:26:09 I was reading something. I don't know if it was true or not. It could have just been some bogus thing on Facebook. She wants to do MMA again once, Amanda is gone. Amanda Nunes? Yeah. Well, Amanda retired her last fight.
Starting point is 00:26:31 My opinion, Rhonda, you don't need to. I was a fan of yours when you did MMA, but the time has passed by. She's got nothing to prove. She's done. Not saying she hasn't been training, because I'm sure she trains every day, just out of the love of it. When you take those two losses the way she took them, that does something to you mentally. That's why I felt like that second one was worse than the first loss because I don't think she was mentally prepared to get back in there. And then she just got rocked.
Starting point is 00:27:10 She didn't go down, but she was out on her feet. She just didn't look like somebody that just wanted to be in there. Yeah. I mean, I wouldn't fight her. should I beat my ass, but. And I know she has like all these little, I was going to say bitches, but that's wrong. But there's one specific fighter. I can't think her name.
Starting point is 00:27:33 She, she had, she beat Amanda Nunes, but Amanda got that, got that win back. She had been calling her out since Rhonda was one of the coaches on Ultimate Fighters. And I'm just like, come on, you're just trying to get some clout. trying to fight somebody that don't even fight in MMA no more. Just fight everyone who the champion is and stop calling out people that are retired. How was Shana? I mean, I've seen videos of her fighting, but not. I didn't really do a deep dive into.
Starting point is 00:28:09 She's a, I consider her a pioneer of MMA, women's MMA before Ronda. But she did not have the greatest record. Yeah, all the videos I saw, she got beat up. Yeah. she was decent she didn't get beat down but she got roughed up yeah
Starting point is 00:28:29 she got roughed up during this match by your girl because when she was on the outside of the ring pounded her head on the turnbuckle then ran her across the ring and then she jumped up
Starting point is 00:28:41 under the second rope and kicked her in the head gotta make my girl look good because we know in real life Shane it would just oh hell yeah you beat that ass but when she
Starting point is 00:28:52 when she had fell she slammed the back of her head on the side of the ring and then Rhonda came jumping in and tried to close line Liv but then she missed and then Raquel jumped in she got into action because when Rhonda
Starting point is 00:29:07 swung she missed Liv and then Raquel came pushed her clothes lined her over the top rope and then Liv comes running and then Raquel just goes and not the show is going to power bomb but she throws her out of the ring on to
Starting point is 00:29:23 to Ronda and Shana live, come on. Shana, yeah, I think the dollars of donuts I think maybe not all the gals on the roster,
Starting point is 00:29:39 but I think Rhonda and Shana could just run through all of them. Oh, definitely. When they talk shit about how they can run through the locker room, they're really being serious. I know it. they're doing a promo, but I know in their heads they're like, no.
Starting point is 00:29:57 I'll run through this locker room. Oh, yeah. I think the ones that would have a little competition will be Raquel and I don't even know if she's wrestling anymore. Taminah. Not Mommy? It's a big girl. Ooh, yeah, maybe.
Starting point is 00:30:18 Don't get me wrong. I love Mommy, but shit what what's her name I can't I can't fucking remember her name she was like paired her with Mandy Rose for a bit
Starting point is 00:30:30 oh um all his words like the suits uh the one that got her head busted open yeah rumble um
Starting point is 00:30:41 I know she's gonna yeah she trained MMA before is she just come in when they need her yeah she's a Natalia yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:55 Okay. Natty, I love you, but yeah, we saw the last one of the night of champions. But like they advertised there for Monday Night Raw
Starting point is 00:31:06 getting a rematch. It's going to be the same thing over again. She needs to wrestle dominate. That's a match for you. Ooh, Natty? Yeah. Oh.
Starting point is 00:31:19 I don't know. We'll get to him in a minute. I should, I mean, I always say this. I mean, Rhonda, I love her,
Starting point is 00:31:27 but she gets a little rough on these little gals' arms. I know in the beginning when she first came out, the locker room was, you need to slow your role, girlfriend, because she was hurting them.
Starting point is 00:31:40 And it looked like she was about to pull a Liv Morgan's shoulder out of her socket, the way she was throwing around the ring. I think it's the other girls. I think they'll be telling Ronda,
Starting point is 00:31:51 well, we got this, you know, you know throw me around a little bit I could take it and Rhonda's just like you sure and I think Rhonda just I also think she enjoys it
Starting point is 00:32:03 Oh yeah because yeah Livman she's not a little she's not a big gal and she was getting tossed because when Rhonda threw her to the ground and Shana comes out of nowhere kicks her in the chest I thought that was it
Starting point is 00:32:15 but nope Liv kicked out I mean the crowd was there for Raquel because when she finally tagged her in I mean, she was interfering throughout the whole thing, but to officially be in, because Liv was taking most of the beat down. Yeah, as soon as Raquel came running in, everybody, that crowd, ah, everybody was on their feet.
Starting point is 00:32:38 Yeah, this crowd definitely knew who they wanted to root for, whether WWE wanted them to or not. Yeah, I mean, the crowd was hyped, man. They were there for, I mean, they, hardly get these premium events over there. Like Sina said,
Starting point is 00:32:58 it was like over 20 years. Yeah, I mean, we'll get to it later, but when the Uso's came out, they were singing the Uso song, word for word. I mean,
Starting point is 00:33:08 they were singing everybody, the one they were rooting for, they sang all of their songs, everyone. Because even the beginning, when everyone came out, everyone was Hootin and Holland and singing along the Shinske's song,
Starting point is 00:33:22 That these were the loudest. That was a nice moment. Yeah. Like, see, W.D. They didn't forget about Shinske, even though you guys did. I know. The locker room in the universe,
Starting point is 00:33:35 W.W.E. Universe, I mean, they got another but love for them, but I don't know who the guys that are riding the show. They seem to forget about some of them and push certain wrestlers over and over and over. And we keep seeing the repeats of their matches every week.
Starting point is 00:33:52 in every live event. Because, yeah, Rhonda could easily snap. Liv's her shoulders or her ankle when she had her in those little ankle locks and everything. Yeah, this match would have, reality would have been over way quicker. Yeah. The Liv gave her the, she almost pinned Rhonda, and she gave her the kind of a little weak code breaker. Then she jumped up. But Rhonda sold it good.
Starting point is 00:34:19 And then Raquel came in. and just went to work sort of clothes lining Rhonda she booted Shana off the out of the ring and Rhonda's selling it good. Picking up Shana, throwing her over Diz.
Starting point is 00:34:35 Damn, Shane, I love you. But, oh! She just did a body slammed Rhonda. But yeah, dude, compared to I don't know how tall Rhonda is, but she ain't taller as Raquel. She's a big gal.
Starting point is 00:34:51 Big Mama too I know she's got a little daughter Looking at Rhonda Rhonda is 5, 6 How tall is Raquel She's got I know she's taller than me At least
Starting point is 00:35:03 If she ain't six feet You gotta be like 510 Because I'm 5 9 6 feet even Oh yeah She came off the second rope And slammed Rhonda On the onto the mat
Starting point is 00:35:16 Sheena came in to break it up I thought I thought Shannon was wearing cleats the way the bottom of a foot looked but this match man they went hard I mean I say this every pay per view or
Starting point is 00:35:31 premium event whatever you want to call it the women go hard and they were even Liv Morgan she impressed she impressed me this time usually she's just there for looks but she was she was putting in work man she was coming up live you impressed me every time
Starting point is 00:35:47 but when they had her in the middle of the ring when Shana and Rhonda were just beating her up and then Raquel jumped in and pushed them all off. Damn, Rhonda, I don't know what you're wearing, but
Starting point is 00:36:03 I don't get me wrong, I love Raquel at all of them, but I did not like her ringwear. Maybe it was the color or yellow and red. I noticed when these tag team matches, when you're supposed to be holding
Starting point is 00:36:21 that rope. There's many times that they ain't even like touching that thing. I know. Breaking the rules. Supposed to be holding the tag rope. Taxing anyway, holding this illegal. Because Leads in there. She's doing what she's doing. That was Shana and Rhonda's a roughing up Raquel on the outside.
Starting point is 00:36:44 Oh man. See, yeah. I mean Chana could have destroyed her. She was for a minute. She was throwing her, get your suplex, and then got her in the headlock. I don't like when Shana had the way she always does her eyes. I mean, just, I don't know. That's me, everyone. But I do love her black mouthpiece. I mean, I love it.
Starting point is 00:37:10 To me, it just makes her look more evil and sinister when she's got that thing in her mouth. But, man, you got to protect them teeth. But, yeah, Raquel was laying outside in Shana. Rhonda jumps in, starts hitting the shoulders, getting ready like she was going to beat the shit out of her live. And then something happened. I knew it was coming eventually, but I didn't think it was going to happen this time. Rhonda's walking up slowly to live and out of nowhere, Shana, shams run in the back of the head. She falls down and Shana just starts dropping bombs on her.
Starting point is 00:37:49 I like to look on Liv's face Like she's like scared out of her mind What the fuck is it happened That could have been her Shana got her to chokehold And the ref is trying to just get Shana off But then she finally just slams A Ronda's head onto the ground
Starting point is 00:38:11 And the crowd is going nuts With the yes chance I know they don't like them doing that But hey man you can't stop however many thousand people from doing it. Ronda's laying there like, ah, what's happening? She's called for Shana.
Starting point is 00:38:27 Even Raquel's like, what the hell's happened? What's going on? She jumps in the ring and forgot the tag. But then she goes back and then she picks up Ronda and just power slams her on the ground, flips her over, Liv comes in,
Starting point is 00:38:43 boom. I don't know, wherever her move is. Ooh, it looks like Ron almost broke her arm. I know. is Rhonda sold that finish her good though the way she
Starting point is 00:38:51 made it look like she got spiked on her head. Yeah, that's where it almost tweaked her arm. Yeah. Then Liv flips her over and then she pins her one, two, three. And they're all celebrating. So the new
Starting point is 00:39:06 tag team champions are Liv Morgan and Raquel Rodriguez. Two good things came out of this match. My girl gets her title back and Rakhal. They gave this a B. CBS Sports gave it a B plus or minus. I already gave this an A.
Starting point is 00:39:26 They went hard. And it sets up a match that I've been wanting to see. I've been wanting to see Rhonda and Shana go out of it like for a while. What's the next one? What's the next? I think SummerSlam. Oh, yeah, in Motown, Detroit. They already announced.
Starting point is 00:39:48 Well, we'll get to that later. they already announced a match for it. Yep. But yeah, man, I mean, like you said, I knew eventually it was going to happen because it always happens.
Starting point is 00:39:59 I've said this before, man, if there's tag teams or whatever, friends, they kick ass and then all of a sudden, boom. There's always, I mean,
Starting point is 00:40:08 the hearty boys, man, they fought each other for a little while and everything, but I just, I don't like Shane on the mic. I don't like either one of them on the mic. This is going to be, they're,
Starting point is 00:40:19 promos are going to be hell of fucking cringy. I mean, Rhonda, I love you, but yeah, you ain't got no mic skill. Same thing with Shana. I mean, I don't know. Rhonda's going to forget what she's going to say and Shane is going to, like, she's going to do that Natalia thing where she tries to be like overly heelish, but it comes off funny. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:47 Yeah. So we got a new tag team, women's tag. team champions. I have a question. Ronda and Shana, like a week before today, I think last Smackdown, the last Smackdown before, they won the NXT belts, tag belts. And then they were being called the unified tag champions. This match wasn't for those belts. So are they
Starting point is 00:41:15 still the tag NXT tag champions? Or did they just make the NXT tag champions go away maybe they just handed them back I don't know maybe it was just it was all
Starting point is 00:41:33 it was just a dream I don't have no idea what they're doing all right I mean this next match the Intercontinental Championship match this is the one
Starting point is 00:41:45 I mean I like both of you I love Matt Riddle but I wasn't really satisfied with this one what you think of this match Gunther and Matt Riddle Yeah the ring general And with his crew
Starting point is 00:42:02 Imperium I like the little thing they do When they take his coat off And the one guy twirls it around Catches it or whatever But yeah definitely It was a decent match I think Gunther and Matt Riddle
Starting point is 00:42:17 have had better matches. They've had better matches against each other because they, Michael Cole did bring up that they wrestled each other in a different promotion, which I thought was kind of cool because WWE doesn't ever mention other promotions. Oh, they don't. It was a decent, hard hitting match. I knew Matt Riddle wasn't going to come out to win because they were hyping this whole injury angle that he got jumped by Imperium.
Starting point is 00:42:47 got injured and he had his hair and braids and he just had this i don't know everything just seemed off i didn't like that everything just seemed wrong and the match wasn't as hard hitting as i liked it to be there was one stupid fucking spot at the end when he's gunther's doing chops to riddle's foot it's like stop doesn't even look like it hurts i don't even know what's i know he's supposed to sell his ankle injury, but he's just like slapping the bottom of his foot. He was trying to unwrap it and just gave up. This match could have been way better, but I think it was just a setup for who eventually came out to confront Gunther. I think this was just a match for Gunther to do something until his bigger match.
Starting point is 00:43:45 yeah I mean Gunther yeah I knew he wasn't going to drop that belt and man like I said I love Matt Riddle the 420 bro
Starting point is 00:43:55 I still want one of those shirts but I don't like they change this music though well he ain't he ain't right in it I don't know man I think they just hey man
Starting point is 00:44:08 this is this is your new theme so get used to it I don't know maybe he did pick it but I can never remember this ref's name the uh the young black uh ref every time i see her i was like what is miss thinking right now i can never remember her name i
Starting point is 00:44:28 love what's her name jessica but i could never remember her name sorry if you're listening uh i'm sorry i look at her real quick i love you but i can't forget your name but yeah man this mask could have been on raw i mean it it They had some good moments in it. I mean, don't get me wrong. I mean, this was definitely worth watching, but I don't know. Yeah. And like you said, it was building up to what was at the end.
Starting point is 00:44:58 Because Riddle was bringing it to him for a little bit. But, yeah, he was really concentrating on that foot. Because, like I said, I think on which show we were talking about when I realized, I found out that Riddle was a UFC. Is that what he was in? Because I know he was on that reality show. Yeah, it was UFC. That's why I know him best.
Starting point is 00:45:25 He was on the ultimate fighter. And then he got a contract. He didn't win the ultimate fighter, but he eventually got a contract to fight in the UFC. And he's pretty decent. He just couldn't stop smoking leave. Do they let him now? I mean, obviously, he's got the 420 bro shirt.
Starting point is 00:45:43 I don't think it's, what do they call it, the wellness policy? I don't think it's on there anymore. I mean, don't come to the ring high, but. I know, and it's funny now, the UFC, I think, is not a ban of substance anymore, so. It's pretty much, I don't think it's legal in every state, but I don't know. I don't even know what it is over in the UK. I don't know. Obviously, there's drugs everywhere or weeds everywhere.
Starting point is 00:46:17 Yeah, I mean, I don't see the problem with it. Like you said, as long as you're not high during the fight, because I was reading something. I think it was Joe Rogan. I think he said there's advantages to being high during the fight. I don't know, man. I remember being when I was younger, being high, can't do shit. Yeah, that's what advantage is.
Starting point is 00:46:43 I don't do anything. I want to eat. I just want to sit there. But, yeah, to each is on, everyone. If you're old enough and you choose to light up or eat the edibles, go for it. But make sure it's legally.
Starting point is 00:46:59 Referees Ajah Smith. Ah, yeah. All right. Make sure it's legal in your state, everyone. Don't know. On your Instagram, it says hashtag ref bay. Oh. her and jessica
Starting point is 00:47:15 need to fight for whatever reason jessica got that stunner yes she does who did she stunned wasn't it no uh fuck it was Kevin Owens wasn't
Starting point is 00:47:30 no it was someone I don't know well we'll find it everyone but yeah again this match just kind of went back and forth both of them taking beatings and uh
Starting point is 00:47:43 that riddle with the with the bare feet and i'll give it to him i can barely walk around my house and my bare feet much less uh throw around people and jump around and then land on your feet especially when he goes outside of the rig but he was doing it man then uh gunther came in and was just whooping that ass and he ended up uh uh riddle had to submit he tapped out because when he he got him all locked up. But I think at the end, man, the riddle, he was running out of gas. And yeah, he was baby in that foot. But Gunther was just,
Starting point is 00:48:21 because as soon as he, he had him all locked up, Riddle just, ah, started screaming and tapping hell hard. So, but I mean, in the end, it was, it was a good match. They both go for it. But then when Gunther was celebrating, Drew McIntyre, his music hit.
Starting point is 00:48:46 And that place went nuts. Everybody went, Ah, fools had their hands on their heads, mouths open. Because what did they say? He wasn't, was it WrestleMania the last time? And he lost,
Starting point is 00:48:59 we lost the belt. Yeah, which I was confused. Why are you coming after Gunther? There's a shame that cost you to win. Ah, well, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:49:12 He's one of the, The brawling brutes. I don't know what he's doing. I do like this hat that he's wearing. Yeah, McIntyre, man. He comes in. He's all fresh and everything, man. Guantra's all tired and huffing and puffing.
Starting point is 00:49:26 To which is on, everyone, if you wear these tight skinny jeans, I don't have the body of the lower half shape to wear these things. I don't, all my stuff is baggy. Even when I was in my skinny, skinny days. Yeah, I don't get it. I'm a skateboarder, everyone, but there is some rippers out there that wear these skinny jeans. I have no idea how they can skate in them tight-ass things. I mean, I can't.
Starting point is 00:49:58 I never could. It was either sweatpants or shorts or baggy jeans. I don't know. But I think this match is going to be good for whatever it is, SummerSlam, I assume. Yeah, they got it already announced for SummerSlam. Because he got in the ring and he was talking shit. And then he just, Mike Entire just started whooping that ass because Gunther just
Starting point is 00:50:20 pushed, shoved him. But then McIntyre just headbuttered him. And he went down and ah, he was hyping up the crowd. Gunther just crawling around the floor, holding his jaw. And then he gives him the Claymore. He starts doing the countdown. Gunther turns around,
Starting point is 00:50:39 takes it to the head and that's it. McIntyre picks up his belt and then everyone ha ha ha ha hooting and hollering so that's how that goes but no sword no not this time save it for what it's a real did you see that time when he
Starting point is 00:50:54 cut the top rope and the sword bent yeah all right yeah the CBS sports they gave that that match would be okay on to the next match which I was waiting for only because of my girl,
Starting point is 00:51:13 Mommy was making her appearance. The American Nightmare, Cody Rhodes, taken on, what was it? What did it say on her face? Not hot Dom or... Did you notice it? Something dumb on her face.
Starting point is 00:51:32 I can't remember what it said. I don't know. We'll get to it when we get to it. But, yeah, Dominic Mysterio. He came out. And Rulia was with him. What's his name? Cody Rose didn't have the little belt that he gives unless they just didn't show it.
Starting point is 00:51:55 I swear I've seen him give it to a kid. I'm watching it now. Maybe I blinked and missed it. There was some weird camera shots going on with this pay-per-view. There was even one of somebody not going. coming down the aisle way. What do you think of these little graphics that they throw when just for the people at home? I hate them.
Starting point is 00:52:20 I do too because that Roman Raines one at the end looks terrible. That's stupid. And then when they had the whole bloodline thing and the tree with the Uso's face on the side, which you couldn't even see one of them ever, I was like, it's fucking stupid. Oh, okay. Bianca's stupid lips with the hair, braid flying around. All right. If I paused it.
Starting point is 00:52:47 I'm old, everyone. I need to break out the old man glasses so I could see. Oh, dirty Dom. Oh, dirty Tom. Ari, I know you're younger, but hot damn. Oh, quick, mommy. what did you think of her hair I liked it
Starting point is 00:53:11 I did too I like I don't know I don't know She can come out bald And I still love her I like everything I like everything she do The purple du rag
Starting point is 00:53:20 Everything But yeah man The UK man They were there The American nightmare Because they were singing And cheering And everything
Starting point is 00:53:31 And when it gets to that A part of the song When they go Whoa Everybody was hooting And hollering So Because he took
Starting point is 00:53:37 when he got into the ring man he would she was just eating it up and the crowd was loving it and uh i love how rhea just stares down gives him the stare down and just doesn't she's always trying to hype up her man dirty dumb whispering in his ear instructions yeah mommy you can whisper in my hair i don't care you can tell me i'm a fat pig i don't care no you whispered my hair but Dominic's weak man He jumped up on the ring On the corner on the top ropes to try to I hype everyone up and they just booed him
Starting point is 00:54:19 I mean there was no love For Dom in this match And he just kept running and running He wasn't doing anything I mean The match was what it was Let me jump to the end Was it be okay
Starting point is 00:54:37 maybe for Cody Rhodes and Rhonda or Rhea. But I like what they're doing. I like him because everyone was just riding his dad's coattails. And yeah, what better way to keep him in the ring or in the storyline is turn him heel. Yeah, but I wish he'd just start wrestling though. I mean, I get what he's doing. I know they're capitalizing on this heel thing because people boo the shit out of him.
Starting point is 00:55:16 And he does things that make you want to boo him. Really quick. The best thing about this whole premium event, there was no dumbass Corey Graves. We had a bad news, Barrett. They brought up, they brought up Corey. Brought up his podcast. He's garbage. I hate him.
Starting point is 00:55:35 If you knew of the show, I hate him. his character his character and i hate him because he's his wife yeah the queen or princess of staten island mella is money carmella they were calling her a homewrecker man but it's well i mean it wasn't her fault blame uh cori but yeah man dom all he did was run there was one point where he
Starting point is 00:56:07 tried to run down the there was no stage it was just the aisle when they come out of the dugout or wherever this is yeah I don't like that long aisle where you got to turn yeah I don't like that especially when they do
Starting point is 00:56:22 uh Royal Rumbles in the baseball stadium I hate that but yeah Dom was just he just didn't want to do nothing other than he ran out he jumped over the barrier and tried to quit and went into the crowd and everyone would still give him in his love
Starting point is 00:56:41 but then Cody Rhodes just came running in grabbed him and just threw him back in the ring. Usually there's like hell of security blocking everyone in the aisles. It was none of them were out there. All those dudes in the suits. Yeah. I like that.
Starting point is 00:56:56 I like Wade kept bringing up Dominic's criminal history. He did time. Yeah. I love what he brings that. up when he's trying to do his weak-ass promos. When I was locked up, I was like, oh, we locked
Starting point is 00:57:13 up for like two minutes. When I was serving hard time. My favorite one is weird. I had to get up. I had to slap my cellmate. I was like, no, you did. Oh, man. I still love the holiday shenanigans he did for Thanksgiving
Starting point is 00:57:35 and Christmas. Oh, his rest of. Mania entrance was great. The prison. The paddy wagon? Oh, dirty dumb. Yeah, Ria was kind of facing off with Cody.
Starting point is 00:57:51 What would have made it if he would just leaned in and gave her a kiss? She would have flipped out, but Cody's wife came out and whooped that ass. You think they're going to let her wrestle somebody, a male? I think eventually. I mean, she,
Starting point is 00:58:07 I think she could do it. Who would it be? Who's going to be the first to swing on her? Dom's going to get tired of her and swing at her. And then she's going to beat him up. But that won't be nothing. Nothing big. Still going to be with her.
Starting point is 00:58:23 It's going to have one of those toxic relationships where she beats on Dom all the time. I don't think they'll go for that. I don't think the world is ready for that, especially here in America. but yeah Dom was slamming Cody on the announce table
Starting point is 00:58:42 and rea god damn I'm sorry she is too fine she's standing there and that builds like hell of big on her but yeah she's doing her thing she's there yeah the crowd was looking I was kind of pissed that there was not I was glad she was there
Starting point is 00:59:01 but I didn't she didn't get any matches But if you guys saw all the videos for the house shows they did there, I mean, she was, she, I want her to come out in that hat. She didn't, she didn't have it. I love how they just ham it up together at the live shows. You see the video of her kind of hitting on the ring announcer? Oh, yeah. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:59:28 Making me think bad thoughts. Watch that video multiple times. Oh, but Dom, man. He was in there, man, just doing his thing. And it wasn't doing any kind of damage to Cody Rose. Jump into the head, he tried to give him that weak-ass 619 and, like, barely even swung around. I was like, ah. And disrespecting the great, late and great Eddie Guerrero.
Starting point is 01:00:00 Hey, when Don does that shuffle. Wow. I want to beat him up. God damn, Ria. Even she's doing it. I'll let her do it. She's Ria. Speaking of Ria,
Starting point is 01:00:12 I know you guys are collectors. Fuck, man, I fucked up, man. I saw that, I saw her latest Mattel action figure at Walmart.
Starting point is 01:00:20 I said, I'll come back and get it later. Gone. I was pissed. I went in, I went there last night. It was there for the longest, too.
Starting point is 01:00:29 And then I finally go, I'll just get it. And then, Oh, God. That's how it be sometimes. So any of you guys want to help me out. It's her latest one when she's got her purple gear on. That's the one I'm looking for.
Starting point is 01:00:45 Yeah, once Cody got back in action, he was whooping that ass. Dominic was just laying there. Dominic went over and tried to take the little padding off the turnbuckle, but he got caught. All right. This is when he tried to do that. weak ass 619 he like just kind of walks over and just barely turns around swings though and Cody grabs him uh gets his legs uh from behind or no Dominic is like his legs are over Cody but he's facing downwards on on his on the back side and then Cody takes him in the middle of the ring
Starting point is 01:01:23 and starts spinning him yeah like you would like you would do your small child yeah he just slabs him on his Hell hard. And then he runs over there, comes off with the, what the hell is that move called when he jumps off the Cody Cutter? Yeah. And then he goes into the crossroads and then boom. That's it. One, two, three. I was waiting for Mommy to dive in and break it up.
Starting point is 01:01:56 But I wanted to hurt that belt or that body. so don yeah dominic was just laying their beat up and then mommy's running around ah so but B B is what they rated this one
Starting point is 01:02:11 I'm surprised she didn't just carry him all the way to the back so but yeah I'm trying to think man who who could she beat up it's got to be somebody that
Starting point is 01:02:26 is gonna she's got to get in their face and they got to be willing to just take it and then take the beating and be okay with it. No. Brock? What is he doing now?
Starting point is 01:02:42 No, no. No, I don't want him touching mommy. No. You don't want him like slapping Brock and then he just like F5s her? No. You get hurt.
Starting point is 01:02:55 Shit, I don't know. If any guys listen to this, if you guys can think of who she can go up against, someone where it'll be a good job. show not uh just don't put her up against LA night or anything I think he'd be a beat that ass um that's a horror one I don't know yeah I have to sit there and look at
Starting point is 01:03:17 somebody's like small she can throw him around but hmm but what would be the story for him or maybe judgment days fighting someone and she just jumps in the ring is just whooping and fool's asses. I don't know. Or put her in the Royal Rumble next year. I don't know. We'll see.
Starting point is 01:03:41 But, all right. On to the next thing when John Cena comes out. I didn't realize he was going to be there. I think it was a surprise to everybody. They were hyped. They were hyped for Sina. There was no John Sina sucks. I'm sure there was maybe one or two in there screaming that,
Starting point is 01:04:02 but they were all. they were there for him. Yeah, he brought it up. He was like, usually as John Cena sucks, but you guys were like singing along with my song. And he came out, man, and he was hyping him up. Is it a hint on where WrestleMania is going to be? I kind of thought so.
Starting point is 01:04:21 But he was hyping the crowd up. I don't think they would bring up the idea if it's something that's not going to happen. I would love to go if, if they brought Whistlemania in London because when he brought that up and everyone was hyped and doing the yes chance
Starting point is 01:04:42 I mean there was no way they could stop this crowd but they were hyped for it. I mean if they did cool we'll watch it and we'll come talk about it I would last my wife because she was kind of sitting there
Starting point is 01:04:54 sitting there watching a little bit of it and she saw there was listening to this part as I asked her so would you be mad if I went to London without you? She went yes well all right that ain't that ain't happened if we did go
Starting point is 01:05:13 I doubt she would go to WrestleMania she can go do whatever but but yeah I would like to go and then they even when what's his name's dumb ass came out I don't know the Ozzy icon
Starting point is 01:05:29 the Garrison Waller effect yeah have you seen him wrestle in nxte no he's pretty fucking good all right i guess i was like i i went immediately to twitter like who the hell is this for and then marcy had to check me he kind of okay now hear me out he kind of reminds me of austin theory that's what i was thinking but more athletic and better like skills okay man if those two went up to each other for whatever reason if any of the writers
Starting point is 01:06:06 I'd be for this guy beat the hell out of Austin theory I hate him I'm surprised he didn't warm his way into this somehow but I don't know but yeah Garrison Waller came out and he was talking shit and then he was talking about yeah fuck fuck he didn't say these words but basically forget the UK bring it down to Australia
Starting point is 01:06:30 I'd be okay with that too because Australia is on my bucket list I would love to go to Australia Hang out Marcy and Bede and Tim That would be cool Yeah I don't know if they all live close Or Australia is a big country
Starting point is 01:06:46 I have no idea where everyone lives Oh they're wrestling fans I'm sure there'd be some kind of meetup Yeah there was WrestleMania Australia meetups I would I think that'd be another place my wife wouldn't let me go without her.
Starting point is 01:07:04 I'm going to watch wrestling. She'd be like, ah, no. Yeah, I think this is just a hint. If it is over in the UK somewhere, maybe in London, I don't know. They have those huge soccer stadiums and everything over there, or football stadium. Sorry, no disrespect.
Starting point is 01:07:25 This is just a theory, but I think it is, going to happen and I think it's because of what AEW did because of their I think in a month or two their next pay-per-views in London and they sold out like a I think a 50, 60,000 seat
Starting point is 01:07:42 arena. I mean, good. Good for them, man. I mean I think this is kind of WWE like, wait a minute. We're going to put on an event. We're going to put on a bigger event in England. I'm all for it, man.
Starting point is 01:08:00 I mean, wherever it is, just make it a make it a good pay-per-view. I know the crowd will make it good and they'll be hyped. But just make the matches good. I know everyone was attacking Sina about his hair. Hey, man. Kept that half on this time. Yeah, it's out of his control.
Starting point is 01:08:20 He didn't want to hear it. They wouldn't have gave the Sena's hair chant or anything. But it chanted for his hair. Yeah. he he's in good shape everyone better shape than me but man he clearly looks uh thinner um because he's doing movies man he can't be big and buff he's still big and buff but he's not as big as he as he used to be then explain the rock it's that guy's bigger than he was in wrestling well i think that's more of an image i don't know the rock ain't bigger than cina or uh
Starting point is 01:09:00 seen any bigger than the rock I think anyone has but I don't know um you see fast 10 or whatever it is yeah I have a fucking good time watching it it was stupid it was ridiculous
Starting point is 01:09:18 but I had what ridiculous in the last one it might be it might be as ridiculous or a little bit more I just wanted another Hobbs and Shaw we'll see but yeah
Starting point is 01:09:35 if they have it over there because that was it and then it just turned into waiting for them to start fighting I was waiting for Sina to tear off his shirt and start a match
Starting point is 01:09:47 because everyone was screaming one more match but that fool came up and boom started beating down Sina slammed them in the bag you knocked the hat off there's the bald spot he didn't do nothing he didn't throw the shirt in the crowd
Starting point is 01:10:03 you didn't throw the hat in the crowd or the wristbands or the headband over his arm he didn't do any of that yeah and this fool took off his shirt seen it still laying there all beat up but then see the picks him up
Starting point is 01:10:18 and gives him the um fuck's that move called the attitude adjustment I was waiting for him to jump out of the ring and jack him up, but he didn't. I remember when that was just called the FU. Different times.
Starting point is 01:10:39 Yeah, so he did eventually take his shirt off, and then he goes running down the aisle. And I guess they're not giving him the high camera shots. But you can see it. It's still, it's there, man. Again, it ain't his fault. But yeah, I think this is going to lead to a, um
Starting point is 01:11:00 uh, uh, uh, WrestleMania over in the UK. So again, we'll watch it. We're there for it. All right.
Starting point is 01:11:08 On to this next one. Uh, the women's money in the bank ladder match. Uh, Zalina Vega, the man, Becky Lynch, Zoe Stark,
Starting point is 01:11:20 Bailey, E. E.O. Shari. E.O. Sky. Whatever you want to call her. Call her. And Trish Stratis. All right.
Starting point is 01:11:29 CBS sports gave this an A-minus. I'm with it because I really liked this one more than when the guys were going at it. Real quick. Did you notice when they announced Bailey, they announced her as a member of Judgment Day? Did they? Yeah. I had to rewind it because I was like, what? I know I missed Smackdown, but.
Starting point is 01:11:55 I don't know. Can't be right. all the time. I mean, there's always mess of. I didn't catch it, too. It was the announcer that a member of the judgment day. I was like, whoa, that is not right.
Starting point is 01:12:11 Vince is probably screaming in his ear. Because he, I don't know, I'm sure he's there. But yeah, he lets him have it. If they mess up anybody. I'm trying to get to the part when she comes out. Does she come out first?
Starting point is 01:12:31 Yeah. All right. I try to get to it. Oh, man. I'm not in the living room, everyone. I'm trying to key this up on my phone. Let me see. Yeah, they were hyping up other than Bud Light.
Starting point is 01:12:45 They were hyping up James Bond. That mentioned a plausible movie. All right. Yeah, they said that clearly. Ah, Bailey. She's my girl. I love her.
Starting point is 01:13:04 we said this before she can't go back no more hugs no more side pony no bailey buddies or whatever the hell of a slap bracelets and all that oh that's over no this is this is her this is who she is until she retires so they put her in the wwee hall of fame but this one i don't know if we picked i yeah i think we did pick i and of course i went with bailey god damn bailey i think i also went with bailey but i I said she was going to screw over EO, which was close enough. Yeah, close enough. Zelina Vega, man, she did what she was doing.
Starting point is 01:13:46 But that whole shit in the beginning, when she was pinned under the ladder, she could have easily moved it. Yeah, she's so fucking tiny. There was times I was worried for her when she was on top of the ladder. Oh, yeah. She's like 4-11 or 5-1 or some crazy. shit. And Trish Stratis, I was like, okay.
Starting point is 01:14:11 I mean, don't get me wrong. I mean, she is a Hall of Famer. And she did her time. But I was like, they better not let her win. Because they were saying, if I win, then she goes, this is what they're going to say to me. What's on the back of her ring gear. Thank you, Trish. I'm like, yeah.
Starting point is 01:14:29 And I really see what you were saying, the last wrestling returns about how they're in there like Lita and Trish they're in there still doing what they did when they originally wrestling but it doesn't look the same uh-uh
Starting point is 01:14:47 because she's doing she's throwing uh which i guess they don't call it the chick kick no more they call it the Trish kick which I'm like okay like she's not really throwing it like she used to and then she went for satisfaction at one point and it just
Starting point is 01:15:05 it was bad it was moving very slow yeah it wasn't hey man she's a hall of family she got nothing to prove she's already her did her time but she was
Starting point is 01:15:19 she was taking them bumps man because when they pushed her off the ladder it looked like her chin caught that top rope she busted her nose pretty good yeah she did you could see it when the camera zoomed in on her
Starting point is 01:15:32 yeah you can see that she took one to the nose pretty hard Might have been when she hit the rope. I don't know, but they were all over the place. Where's the guys with the Bailey's booty signs? Shout out to those guys. It was here in America. That we are.
Starting point is 01:15:49 What's her name was doing really good in this? Zoe Starks. Yeah, man. I thought she was in their kicking ass because she was not a champion. I was a little confused. I kind of felt like her being Tricia's like protege. that she would be assisting her a lot more than she did. I, because we,
Starting point is 01:16:12 when we were talking about when the Zizu and I were talking about the men, ones and they were trying to form alliances, I said, but they can only be one winner. So you got Bailey and Eio for damage control. And then Trish and Zoe, I was like, like you said,
Starting point is 01:16:33 there can be only one winner. So, I mean, what are they going to do? Yeah, but they kind of built it up as like she's in this match to make sure Trish wins. But it just kind of seemed like she was just another competitor. Yeah. But she didn't like, she didn't turn on her at any time. It wasn't like that she, when she had the opportunity to strike and just push Trish out of the way. But, nah.
Starting point is 01:17:03 but I mean again this this match it took a minute to get it to get it going I mean they were beating each other up but then when we got closer to the end because I was like well one of these ladies gonna start slamming each other onto the on the ladders and everything oh we got a good one from uh selina yeah
Starting point is 01:17:23 the code red flipping the power bomb off the top rope yeah I thought she was done done for a couple times. And right before she did that move, she pulled out the slipper, the house shoe and started beating her with it.
Starting point is 01:17:41 I'm not even going to try this how they say it in Spanish, everyone. But these Spanish speakers, you know, you know what we're talking about. Who was it? Michael Cole's dumbass tried to say it sounded all stupid. Yeah. Because I don't want to sound stupid either. I was about to say. That's exactly why I don't try to pronounce it.
Starting point is 01:17:58 Yeah. Who was it? Wade Barrett said something when Bailey was talking shit and then I think he said like something they're like, she's like your mortal enemy or something about
Starting point is 01:18:15 Bailey. Bailey was standing out by the announcers. I think she yelled shut up or something to, oh, she said shut up to the crowd because the crowd was booed Bailey and then she said, shut up. And I think way, I think she
Starting point is 01:18:33 talking to you, Michael Cole. She always tells Michael Cole to shut out. Oh, man. You, man. She's, she's a little taller than Zalina, but, I mean, she kicks ass. I mean, I knew she was going to kick ass in this match. The moon salt off the ladder on the outside. Yeah, she did.
Starting point is 01:18:59 You can't see the, um, the guys holding the ladder, but she climbed up. She did it. She jumped over because even in the very beginning, she went diving out and flipped over on everyone on the outside. But when the Zalina and Trish were going at it between the two ladders and then Zalina used Trish as a bridge to walk across, Zalina almost fell. But she got to that.
Starting point is 01:19:27 Go ahead. No, go ahead. I was going to say, you know who I don't care about anymore? Who? Becky. that's what I was going to say because she had said something earlier like I've never heard neither she said or one of the announcers like she'd never won a money in the bank so I was like I really didn't give it to her because that one money in the bank when they're
Starting point is 01:19:51 on top of the building when uh what's her name one uh Oscar and then turned out to be the belt inside of the case because um Becky was pregnant. She couldn't defend it. So she just gave her the belt. So that's the same paper of you to try to make it seem like somebody died. You know, thrown up the building. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:20:13 Yeah. Hey, man. They kept the party going during the pandemic everyone. So I. Yeah, WrestleMania, everything. I forgot who it was. I forgot who it was, but I think they showed up the next night on. I was like, you look okay.
Starting point is 01:20:32 Yeah, one of those guys. fell off the building. Good camera work. Fell on some boxes or something. Yeah, he goes up on that big tall ladder. She does a moonsault. I can't see who's holding the ladder, but ah! And then jumps on everywhere.
Starting point is 01:20:51 Every time someone climbing the ladder and you knew they were going to flip off, I'll tell my grandson's, watch, watch, watch. And they turn a look and they go, ooh, and they go, oh, and then go flying. So that's when they were really, started attacking each other. Don't jump off anything. Just these guys are professionals and gals. But, yeah, EO. To jump ahead, yeah, everyone.
Starting point is 01:21:14 Yeah, EO won. But I was shocked on how she won. So, but I assume that's the end of damage control. Or this is going to be Bailey and, what's her name, Dakota? but yeah when Trish was climbing up the ladder and then she was just touching the case I hate when they do that I thought Becky was going to win for a second
Starting point is 01:21:43 because then Becky climbed up there and she starts they start throwing blows at each other Becky that luck she had that that Loki gear the green and yellow I thought she Becky was about to just kill Trish Stratis and
Starting point is 01:22:00 and do a flip off that top rope, but Trish has jumped down. Because no way. I mean, she did. Do it to someone young, not Trish. And Zalina, man, look how little she is. She's up there, cross-bodied. Trish and Becky.
Starting point is 01:22:21 She's got the hair. She looks like rogue from X-Men. Now she's battling it out with Eo. Yeah. she's hell of small I thought Eo was about to kill her because she jumped off the springboard off the rope thought she was going to land on Zalina
Starting point is 01:22:41 because at this time everyone she started, Zalina started climbing up the ladder because everyone was laying there but she almost got to the top and then Becky and Trish grabbed her power bombed her and I think that was it for her
Starting point is 01:22:54 and then she went rolling out of the ring and then Becky and yeah this is when they zoomed in on Trish, you could see that she took some battle damage to the nose. I couldn't tell if it was broke or if that was just like a bruise. I think she just scraped it on something. It didn't look like
Starting point is 01:23:11 it wasn't bleeding. Not like Becky when she broke her nose. Shout out to Nyjacks. Gave her them hands. Yes, she did. Gave her that right cross. Hella good. Look it up. You guys didn't see it. It was during the,
Starting point is 01:23:31 there was the Raw Smackdown. It was right before, what's that one when they all battle each other? Survivor series. Survivor series. Yeah. All right. Now they're bringing out the ladders again. They've been building the bridge
Starting point is 01:23:49 between the ladder and the ropes. Yeah. Tried to do that satisfaction and didn't work. Oh, is that when she tried to do it to Bailey on top of the ladder? I was like, stop. It looked bad.
Starting point is 01:24:06 She didn't do good. Because her and Trish and Becky's that are going at it and then Trish threw out of the ring. And then Zoe super kicked. Becky and Becky fell down. And Zoe reaches under the ring and brings out the handcuffs. I thought Zoe was going to turn on Trish and handcuffed both of them
Starting point is 01:24:32 together but they began to be down and they tried to they got the handcuff on on Becky but then they just couldn't hook it to anything all right really quick
Starting point is 01:24:51 did she take it off at some point before the ending or was this this wasn't the handcuffs that did say that was at the end You're going to make me go back and watch it now. Because I'm watching it now. And Becky's got one.
Starting point is 01:25:09 One's locked on her wrist. And then she starts beating the hell out of Trish and Zoe, slamming them into the guard rails. So I don't know. I figured. And then Becky runs over to the announce table and starts clearing it off. Oh, Zoe comes in pink, gets her now Trish is in action. Zoe slams Becky onto the announce table
Starting point is 01:25:36 And they all start walking away And then they're going to go get a ladder I assume at some point She must have took it off I don't know when we get to the end They tried to rush her with the ladder she missed She kicks Zoe Punches the Trish in the face
Starting point is 01:25:51 throws her over the announced table I come to that Michael Cole needs to take some beatings At some point Not move quick enough And get it be a part of the show Becky
Starting point is 01:26:08 picking up the ladder trying to put it she puts it on the it's on the ring as well as the announce table and she puts some Zoe up on there
Starting point is 01:26:16 and she climbs up onto the announce table and then Trish is getting into the action why don't she just punch her why she push her and then turns her around so Becky and
Starting point is 01:26:26 and Trish are going at it and then it's not the manhandle slam or whatever they else she calls it. She's get rock bottoms Trish on the ladder but doesn't break anything she just kind of falls and rolls off
Starting point is 01:26:44 but then Zoe comes out of nowhere and takes out Becky so she goes down. Ring is empty, everyone's laying on the outside and Zoe's holding her back slowly trying to get in and here comes little little Zelina she climbs into the ring
Starting point is 01:27:00 they climb up the lap up the ladder so slow I it's part of the show I gotta create the drama and this is with yeah
Starting point is 01:27:14 Zelina climbs at the top Zoe's up there then she pulls out the little flip flop it starts hitting her with it devil has Michael Cole I thought they were going to kill Zelina right here
Starting point is 01:27:29 they do that flip off the top of that ladder it looks like Zalina took most of the force because she landed right on that ass and then she rolls off and then Zoe kind of just rolls out of the ring. We see everybody's out of the ring now except for Zelina. She's laying there probably butt bone hurts.
Starting point is 01:27:50 She took that hard, that hard thing. All right, here comes, she's climbing up the ladder, but then she gets pushed over by Bailey. I think this is when it turned. But Bailey's got that,
Starting point is 01:28:07 oh, man, I'm sorry, but I need to win. Yeah. She says that I shouldn't have done that. Bailey says the ladder back up. I don't know why she had to turn it all the way around. She should have just set it up and then climbed up. You know, they got to do the adjustment to kill time. Like they can't figure out where the case is,
Starting point is 01:28:32 so they keep moving the ladder. If you guys follow me on Instagram, I was filming it during this part. And I was going, no. I was like Bailey when she was getting up there, but then Becky Lynch comes running in. And that's what I was going, no.
Starting point is 01:28:48 She like grabbed the Bailey by like the side of the mouth. And then when Becky was climbing up there, I was like, ah. And then Bailey gets back into the action. She's climbing up. Now they're kind of reaching in between the steps. Bailey falls off.
Starting point is 01:29:06 Eo jumps back in. Becky kicks her in the face. She goes down. And then I was screaming again. No. I want her to go in. And she jumps back into action. I don't know why she did.
Starting point is 01:29:18 Well, I guess I see why she did this. Becky was almost to the top. Becky's climbing or Bailey climbs in and reaches in between the ladders and grabs Becky to she kind of falls down a little. And why they're reaching in. between the steps Eo comes in Wait a minute
Starting point is 01:29:38 Let me go back Did Becky have it on her wrist still? Um All right Becky's climbing up Here comes Bailey She falls Yeah she still has the
Starting point is 01:29:51 Okay She still had the handcuffs on So when they're two arms Are together Eo jumps up And locks the other handcuff onto Bailey so there's no way they could climb up the ladder. They could have if Bailey or Becky would have climbed in between the ladder steps,
Starting point is 01:30:11 but then we wouldn't have had this awesome ending. I'm surprised Bailey wasn't like grabbing Eo as she was climbing over her to climb up the ladder. It's like her arms and her other arm and legs didn't work for some reason. Yeah, because Bailey starts reaching for her. as she gets to the top. And then Eo climbs up to the very top, slings the other leg
Starting point is 01:30:38 over, and she unhooks. So Eio, Shari, Sky, whatever. His 2023's women's money in the bank winner. Celebrated the whole time while Becky and Bailey were handcuffed and couldn't move. Yep.
Starting point is 01:30:54 And here's the two big but like hands floating in the air. Oh, the bud light winners of the match. Yeah, the winner's toast. That's what it says. I mean, but good for her, man. I mean, she deserves it.
Starting point is 01:31:10 I mean, she's good to see. I was just happy. I mean, Trish, I love you, but I'm glad that she didn't. She didn't win. I wanted Bailey to win because that's my girl. I got to represent the Bay. But I was happy with it. Again, if you watched my little video on Instagram, I would win when she won,
Starting point is 01:31:27 I was like, all right, I'm all right with this. But I was screaming for Bailey. in this but overall man i thought this match was was awesome because once it took a minute to get going but once it got going they were beating the hell out of each other uh cbs sports gave this one an a minus i'd give it just a regular a but it was it was still a good match the outcome was i didn't see it maybe maybe others maybe some of others did uh i didn't see i for some reason i thought becky was going to win because the way they were saying oh i've never won uh a money in the bank. So, and the way they push her so much, I assumed she was going to win. So I'm over,
Starting point is 01:32:08 Becky. I was shocked and surprised and I was happy, uh, with the end of this one. All right, everybody, we're back. I don't know what happened. Just some technical, uh, difficulties. I don't know. No, none of us are at fault. Just it's how things go. But anyway, we're on to the World Heavyweight Championship match, Seth Rollins, taking on Finn Baller. Before we dive into it, what did you think of this match?
Starting point is 01:32:45 I thought it was, it was decent. It wasn't the best I've seen between these two. I think this feud happened a little too late. Because when did, what was that when he injured him, like six, seven years ago?
Starting point is 01:33:00 Yeah. And for them to use that as a feud now, or the little ingredients to the feud. I just thought it was a little late for that. But, you know, they came in and they did what they did. I didn't like to finish. I thought somebody was coming in to cash in, but it didn't happen.
Starting point is 01:33:22 I think they're just kind of planting the seeds for a judgment day storyline in the future. But I thought it was decent. Yeah, I mean, this match was good. I kind of think the judgment, judgment day is coming to an end. I don't know, but I thought, yeah, I thought Damien Priest was going to cash it in. I mean, but before it started, man,
Starting point is 01:33:51 the crowd was hyped. They were singing, um, see if you guys can hear this. Yeah. And this part went on and on. and on, which was cool, man. I mean, I give it to the, to the crowd, man.
Starting point is 01:34:09 They were hyped and they were ready for it. But Finn was sitting there like, he wasn't, he wasn't having any of it. So, but yeah, because we said already, the crowd was, was pretty hyped for him. But Finn was just sitting there like, come on, let's just get this thing on the road.
Starting point is 01:34:29 Short match, too. Yeah, it wasn't, it wasn't very long. I mean, I knew Finn wasn't going to win. I mean, I knew that right out the gate because Ballard just got this belt. So, I mean, he's not going to lose it that quick. I think he'll hold on to it.
Starting point is 01:34:51 A few more pay-per-views. I don't think he's going to hold on to it for years. I think someone's going to take it from if Damien Priest looks like he's going that route because at the end he did come out and for a distraction like he was going to cash it in. My fingers were crossed.
Starting point is 01:35:11 I thought he was gunned. I was like, please cash it in. And then I kind of figured, all right, well, if he does that, it's going to throw a riff
Starting point is 01:35:18 in the judgment day and that's going to be it for them. What should have happened was he should have caused the interference for Finn to win the title and then turn on Finn right after. So Finn only has the belt. for like a minute.
Starting point is 01:35:35 Because that won money in the bank when Dean Ambrose won. And he cashed it in later that night and got it. Because who was it? Seth and Roman were going at it? And I think Seth won and got the belt.
Starting point is 01:36:00 If I remember right. And then Dean Ambrose, came in and cashed it in and won the title. So I thought something like that was going to happen, but now we didn't get any of that. But yeah, these two, man, they both go hard. They went really hard with the beating the hell out of each other. Both of them going super high and flying in and out of the ring. I mean, that coup de Grau, Seth, Finn gets up there pretty high when he comes down.
Starting point is 01:36:33 and I know he bends his legs to not give it full force, but I still say, man, that's got to hurt still. Someone jumping that high and landing on you. I don't know how much he weighs. I know he don't like taking that buckle bomb from Seth Rollins anymore. You got to have flashbacks to his injury. No, so I thought Seth was going to take him out because that was when Finn won the belt and then I had to give it away the next night.
Starting point is 01:37:05 Yeah. But with these two, man, they, they both go hard. They know what they're doing in there and they put on a good show. So that's what I like about both of them. I mean, these two are awesome performers. But, man, we've seen this match. How many times now? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:37:26 I just felt like they've kind of given up on Finn. I think after he got hurt is when they, I noticed that they just kind of, well, you got hurt. It could probably come back at any time. So we're not going to super push you because they were pushing it big for a minute. And then he just got hurt. And then they kind of just not really doing much with him. I mean, I don't know why they sent him back to NXT and then set him up with Judgment Day,
Starting point is 01:38:00 which is, I think I like judgment day. Yeah. I mean, you couldn't, you couldn't make them the new bloodline. You could have had Finn win against Seth and then Damien cash in on Roman in the main event. You could have just had everybody, well, except Dom's have belts, but then Dom has mommy. No, he don't need nothing. He's got it all. Is she still with, uh, buddy.
Starting point is 01:38:31 Yeah. Well, everybody's doing promos about him having a girl in a storyline with another guy. But, you know, we talked about AEW. It's kind of, you say whatever you want over there. Yeah, you can't. I mean, but they were wasting him here on WWE, so my little go over there and do something. but again yeah this match man they they went super hard i can't really think of something that was like super duper exciting about it until the ending i mean because they were pinning each other
Starting point is 01:39:17 back and forth throughout the match but it just i don't know i mean it was a good match the crowd was really really into it so i guess that's all you can pretty much say that they they were hyped Yeah, you're right, because nothing really exciting happened until the priest came out. And then you thought something was going to happen. Because when he came out, yeah, then everybody, ah! And it just took, it was a distraction. It took everyone away from what was going on in the ring. Because when you know he's someone standing there with a briefcase, you know, it's going to go down.
Starting point is 01:40:03 some way or another. It'd be cool if EO came in and cashed in on Seth. Hit it with that boomed salt. But the finisher at the end of this, other than when Damien Priest came out, because he just came strolling out. And Seth saw him. So he was like, oh, man, he was just eyeing him.
Starting point is 01:40:29 Like, all right, man, I'm ready. Because when Damien was walking around, around, Finn Baller was just laying there in the middle of the ring. But then he jumped up and tried to spring into action. But Seth gave him a super kick and kicked him out of the ring. But Damien was still just walking around the ring and he kind of stood there. Seth got out and tried to step to him. But nothing happened.
Starting point is 01:40:56 Damien just pulled out the falling chair and sat down and was waiting for his moment. But Seth, taking his eye off the prize with a distraction, Finn Baller came out of nowhere and booed him into the head of the padding. And then while he's laying there, Finn got up and did the coup de Grave off the announce table. And he was hyping everybody up. So they jump back into the ring and they're going at it again. Finn goes up to the top. but then he notices well he already saw
Starting point is 01:41:35 that Damien Priest was there but when he goes up there he looks off to Finn's left and then Damien jumps up from out of the chair and he's holding the briefcase and then Finn tries to say something but it kind of
Starting point is 01:41:52 distracted him. He jumps off the top rope. Seth rolls out of the way and then sets him up for a curb stomps. He stomps Finn Baller and one, two, three. That's it. After this, I was waiting for priests to jump in there and cash it in. But I was like, well, Seth wasn't laying there hurt.
Starting point is 01:42:16 I think if Seth was laying there hurt, I think he probably would have. But overall, it didn't. There was no new champion this night with the heavyweight belt. So, but yeah, CBS Sports. they gave this one a B plus so yeah I'm okay with it on to the main I would give it a C on to the main event Roman rains and solo Sacoa taken on the Uso's what the shirt say from day one ish all right I mean I mean I I think this was the Civil War match and everyone.
Starting point is 01:43:08 I wish the Usoos would come out back to doing a Haka before they get into the ring. And I don't like this song that they've had for a while. They should have because I think it was the Smackdown before this. They were confronting Roman and solo, and they were talking about how they're not the only ones. and the family not not pleased with with him so that's how I
Starting point is 01:43:38 think the open their entrance should have been you should have had the elders come out standing there and then the us those do the Haka with their face painted like they used to I was waiting for Rikishi to come out I think I think he's coming or I was even rooting for
Starting point is 01:43:55 if the rock if he had it came out that place was a blew up but I don't know what he's doing I think he's got a new baby to take care of but yeah this was the graphics I hated when
Starting point is 01:44:10 when Roman came out that little graphics the character they looked terrible I just I don't know what they're doing but maybe maybe that's the problem maybe it's not that the graphics
Starting point is 01:44:25 are there it's just they look really bad yeah but here they come Romans got one belt on and Paul Heyman's carrying the other two What's the blue one again? Is that the
Starting point is 01:44:42 The One's the universal title The other was the world heavyweight title So the universal is the red one right? Yeah And the blue one's the world heavyweight And what's the one he's wearing? The undisputed
Starting point is 01:45:01 something I don't know I don't I don't understand why there's still other belts being carried around oh it should be like you can only get one but all right but but I like what they're doing here so I'm gonna let it slide I still think it would have been awesome if he would have won them tag belts he's the tribal chief man they were screaming at him they were well fuck you Roman and tribal wanker and everything, man. I don't think I like that he was letting the crowd get to him. Yeah, because he was like just, he kept looking at everyone and like, what, what he, what? Because he used to catch what he said to Paul when he was sitting on an apron.
Starting point is 01:45:51 Uh-uh. He's like, England's as dumbest place ever or something. He said something like that. Well, you got to keep a k-fabe, man, no matter what. I just with the way his character's been, I just, I didn't like that he was just so easily distracted by the crowd yelling stuff at him. I mean, people yell at him regardless, but not, not like this. So they, I thought the crowd was, they were on point all the time with every time they were either yelling something or, or saying what they say over there. Because sometimes they were saying stuff, but I didn't know what the hell they were saying.
Starting point is 01:46:34 Yeah, they were so into it. I've never heard a crowd sing the Uso's theme song word for word. Yeah. Because everybody was, they were saying everybody's, the crowd, the, they were singing all the guys that they loved, guys and gals when they came out, like hard and loud. So. But I will say as many people that was talking shit to. There was a lot of number one fingers up in the air. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:47:05 There was still. There was still fans. My finger would have been in the air, too. I mean, I love the Uso's, but I think Roman reigns, the tribal chief, the tribal wanker. Yeah, just wait until Rikishi Cubs and puts the family back together. But, yeah, man, there was, they went pretty hard, especially solo. I mean, he does what he does. He's obviously bigger than
Starting point is 01:47:35 than his brother. And he's the youngest one. Yeah, he's, I think, by seven, eight years. Damn, is that young? Are they like in the 30s and he's in his 20s? Let me see. Solo is 30 years old. Shit, then they're pushing 40.
Starting point is 01:47:54 Jay and Jimmy are 37. Yeah, they're pushing 40 then. Because the first two in the ring, it was Jay and Solo. And that's when Roman was just looking around at the crowd. Like, what? What the hell are you guys doing? I mean, if you see Jimmy and Jay, man, they're both in shape. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:48:16 But they don't look scary. Solo's got that scary as look. Never smiles, never nothing. He's a street champ. What they call him? He's the enforcer. well he's probably mad because i'm sure they beat him up his whole life when he was little yeah i'm just like if roman was beating the uso's out then the usos must have been beating you up
Starting point is 01:48:43 so he was at the bottom so he probably do have a lot of anger built out yeah i was um uh if you got no roman his uh his little his tattoos he's only got one arm and uh all three of these guys uh the uosos in sucose and sucos and sucose in sucose and they got both arms. I thought one of them was going to say something at time because there was times when they were on the mic and they were going back and forth talking shit. I thought they were against someone was going to say something about that.
Starting point is 01:49:15 Solos brutal, man. You got to watch out for him. Man, I know he's been in the business a while, but he seems like he goes a little overboard. Yeah, I feel like when he wrestles, I'm watching his dad wrestle because he has a lot of his moves. sets.
Starting point is 01:49:36 I'm sure all three of them were trained by him, especially. But I feel more as he takes after his father, as far as in ring stuff, more than the Uso's. Because yeah, man, this took a minute to go. There was a lot of just stare downs kind of going back and forth.
Starting point is 01:49:54 Because Solo's been in the ring now for a while, and nothing's happening. But they finally attack each other. And does it seem, like solo's a little slow. I mean, not mentally, but like slow in the wings. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:50:10 He just kind of just trotts along. But if you get to hold of you, that's it. Yeah, like when he throws his, when he throws a super kick, it's not the quickest super kick. Yeah. It's a little sloppy.
Starting point is 01:50:28 But he's a big dude, though. Yeah, he's hell of big, man. That. Simone's bike, man. He was just raring and ready to get that stuck into someone. But yeah, everybody wanted Roman in there. But Solo, he was in there doing this thing, and they were both double teaming him and whooping his ass.
Starting point is 01:50:49 Jay still seems a little wishy-washy. I'm not really sure about him because he was the first one that kind of started to question Roman Rains. but then again jay was the one what are you doing what are you doing we're family but now it's all totally different now i think jail i think he'll turn on jimmy because i think this whole uh what do they call him main event jay yeah i think he's gonna think he can go out on his own or maybe that whole thing where there the crowd was chaned for him to be tribal chief maybe that's going to go to his head
Starting point is 01:51:31 You're going to start telling his brother what to do. But yeah, I mean, they all went back and forth. I mean, the Uso's were the high flyers. I mean, Roman, of course, he does. He always does his same moves. And he runs and jumps, jumps out of the ring. I'm surprised they still call that one move where you're like on the apron and he runs and jumps and kicks you and lands on the apron.
Starting point is 01:51:58 The one they call the drive-by. Yeah. surprised they still call it the drive-by yeah I'm not what's the same solo he seemed like he was doing most of the heavy lifting because he
Starting point is 01:52:16 was in the ring out of that team he was in the rain the most but did these guys the USUs they just wrestling regular street shoes yeah I think Roman does too, but I think his are like custom. But I did like the,
Starting point is 01:52:38 he's the trap chief, so you got to have everything custom. When it was getting towards the end of the match and the Uso's were getting hype, man, that was a time where they both double teamed him and gave him a double spear. I thought that was cool. But yeah, man, they were both going for it on Roman. and Solo was just laying on the outside of the ring
Starting point is 01:53:02 But every now he would come in and break it up But this this the end of this match was a total Shocker I didn't I knew he wasn't gonna drop those belts I knew that but he just seemed Like I don't know at times he seemed like he wasn't there But I don't know, you know, maybe it was in the script Yeah, it was weird because
Starting point is 01:53:28 later on in the match where he tries to, because I guess he went on Twitter and said he was going to smash him, spike him, stack them, and win or something. And he stacks up both the Uso's and pins him and they both kick out.
Starting point is 01:53:44 And then he's just sitting there like looking like he's crying. I thought he was going to cry. And then Solo comes in and is looking at him like, are you fucking crying? Get up. That's when I thought Solo was going to turn on him.
Starting point is 01:54:02 Yeah, that's coming. I think he's going to turn and then join his brothers. And then three of them are going to wreck house. Solo got Jay and threw him on the announce table and Solo climbed up on the barrier. But Roman was still looking at him like, what the hell are you doing? But Solo knew it was his time and he was going to take it. But when he jumps to go land on his brother, Jay gets out of the way and Solo just hits the table.
Starting point is 01:54:33 That's hilarious. See, when you get up there and take too time, man, take too long, then that's, that's on you. So, but Jay's in the ring now at Roman. They're both, he's super kicking him. And Roman Raines is trying to, he did the spear. And I thought it was it. This is the one when, uh, when Roman, uh, when Roman, uh, pen Jimmy.
Starting point is 01:54:58 or J and then right before three left right he brought up his right arm and gave uh roman a a low blow okay because the look on his face uh when he got forearmed or uh the inside arm he got him in the balls he just had that crazy look on his face i like michael cole's reaction on the replay it was i guess he he didn't see it at first on those little bitty screens. I don't... I don't know. I hate Michael Cole.
Starting point is 01:55:36 Again, I'm just glad Corey wasn't there. We had Bad News, Barrett. They'll be there for SummerSlam. But yeah, Roman's still laying on the floor or on his hands and knees, and then the Uso's both, they go to work
Starting point is 01:55:52 and start giving them super kicks left and right. They even gave him a double super kick. But got them back on those feet. then they turn over to the brother. He's on the apron. They super kick him. He falls off.
Starting point is 01:56:04 Roman gets up. They double super kick him again. Jay's going up top for the splash. Boom. He hit Roman. I thought that was it. What was it? Okay.
Starting point is 01:56:17 I thought this match kept off going, but Rovers pretty much beat up. But yeah, when Jay came down and boom, splashed on him and Roman just couldn't get up. but the the usos they were like shocked like we did we did I mean they were both selling it I mean obviously they tell them before who's gonna win but I think it was well deserved
Starting point is 01:56:40 it was a shocker I didn't think uh Roman and Socoa were gonna let them let him beat him but they did So uh well Roman was still laying there I don't know where solo was he was laying on the ground somewhere outside but when Roman sits up and he's he's all mad and everything
Starting point is 01:57:00 it looked like Jimmy was starting to feel bad about it and Jay was the one that like hey yeah man I defeated him so he can be beat so the other thing I loved about this match I was happy that these guys beat him yeah like it was more meaningful to the four of them to have a match against one another and the Uso's winning. I thought that was really cool because Roman's reign of terror has been going on for years now.
Starting point is 01:57:38 So it was good to see that he's beatable. I have a feeling that maybe Roman's going to go on vacation or something. And I think he's going to drop the belts then. Someone's going to take him from him. So I don't know. We'll see. That's just my theory on what's going on. I'm going to call it.
Starting point is 01:57:57 I think he keeps it until WrestleMania. That's still next year. I know that. I think I think WWE wouldn't do that.
Starting point is 01:58:12 Solo's still laying on the announce table that he jumped on and crashed. Those are putting their fingers up, Romans on the outside of the ring crying. I saw a video like after the camera stopped rolling.
Starting point is 01:58:28 he was sitting on the side just pouting and everybody was talking shit to him and he just started yelling yelling at them but by then they were already off the air so yeah from what I I think I've seen on Twitter I think I don't know if is this
Starting point is 01:58:44 Smackdown or the next one but I think they're taking you remember when they took Sammy to tribal court? Yeah I think they're taking Roman to tribal court and this is where I hope Rikishi and some of elders show up.
Starting point is 01:59:01 Or maybe the Rock's music hits. Well, he tried to save Roman that won the Super WrestleMania at Dallas Stadium. But that was different times. He didn't save him. So they didn't give a shit about Rome. Or even when, I think it was the raw that he won, the raw right before WrestleMania. so he won his chance to have his match and everybody was booing him
Starting point is 01:59:33 and luckily the rock was there and they told him get out there and get everyone excited they were excited but when he started yeah give it up they were like boo so when he had that look on his face like why the hell are they booed yeah he was like they weren't having they were not having it what the fuck it's going on
Starting point is 01:59:51 oh man crazy times everyone but you looked at all right everybody. They do not boo me when I come out here. What the fuck have you been doing? I think it was just because they, he was just basically getting handed everything. And everybody was mad because I know some people wanted, uh, Seth to get this treatment. He's got it now. But I think that they had to push somebody out of the shield once they broke up. I think they knew Ambrose was heading towards.
Starting point is 02:00:27 the door. I don't think it was that time yet, but Seth, I mean, they loved them and everything, but I think they were focusing more on Roman rings. Because he did have that, when they were the shield, man, everyone, he was the fan favorite. I'm not going to lie to you guys. He was, he was my
Starting point is 02:00:43 favorite out of the shield. And I still support him. If I was there with him, I'd have my finger up in the air, too, and I'd have cheered when he came out. But I don't know, everyone. Can't please everyone. But, all right, everyone, that is it.
Starting point is 02:00:58 When's the next one? I think August. I just looked at it up. August 5th, SummerSlam, Detroit. All right. Well, I'm ready for that one. They're doing the Great American Bash for NXT
Starting point is 02:01:18 at the end of the month. All right. We'll have to watch that one as well. All right, everyone, that is it for this year's money in the bank. Shout out to Damien Priest. and E.O. Shari, E.O. Sky, whatever you want to call him, for being, uh, senior money in the bank. Senior.
Starting point is 02:01:41 And miss money in the bank. And, uh, mommy, we love you. I wish you were, you had more to do instead of staying in there looking hell of good. That was enough. But all right, everyone, that is it. Come back in the next month. Is that what you said? August 5th.
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