The Horror Returns - The Wrestling Returns - WWE: Money In The Bank (2023)
Episode Date: July 7, 2023This episode Brian and nez jet on over to London England for WWE's MONEY IN THE BANK live at the O2 Arena. Join The Wrestling Returns on Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/6145553...30016037 Instagram - @the_wrestling_returns Twitter - @the_w_returns Check out everything Horror Returns at: https://thehorrorreturns.com Join The Horror Returns Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1056143707851246 THR Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thehorrorreturns Join The Action Returns Facebook group. https://www.facebook.com/groups/841619946357776 Follow The Action Returns on IG and Twitter: Instagram: @theactionreturns Twitter: @action_returns Join the THR Presents: Stream Fiends Facebook Group. https://www.facebook.com/groups/3860579827402429 Follow THR Stream Fiends on IG: @thrstreamfiends
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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, welcome to another episode of the wrestling returns.
Money in the Bank, 2023, live from the O2 Arena in London, England.
Sight of the Bloodline Civil War.
Did it live up to the hype before we get to it?
I'm your host, Brian.
With me as always as my brother, Niz.
What's up, man?
Hey, I'm good, man.
I know we just gave you night of champions of the other day, but tonight we're,
we're going to try to stay on track.
We lay with one, we early with the next.
Yeah.
So I don't know what the next one is, but this is the third one, not in America, right?
Like in a row?
Yeah.
And I know there was Canada and Puerto Rico.
Puerto Rico, then Saudi Arabia now.
So four.
London England.
Yeah, well, I mean, Canada is North America, but outside of the United States, it's four.
Yeah, you can't say that Canadian.
I might get mad at us, but no disrespect.
We're just saying it's any emails to Lance.
He'll deal with that.
But, uh, yeah, I think they were also saying this the first, uh, what the fuck did they call?
They don't call them pay-per-views premium live event.
Yeah.
First one in England.
in like over 20 years.
Yeah, that's what
Cena said. We'll get to him later on.
Yeah. And your boy,
your new boy,
Grayson Waller.
I didn't even know who that guy was. It took me a minute.
Shout out to Super Marcy.
She's the one that said
who he was. She's about to get at you.
Yes, she was.
You got to know who the Waller effect.
Whatever, what does it call them?
The Aussie icon.
All right, whatever.
No disrespect to anyone down there, down under.
But really quick, e-society.
The Zizo and I, we just dropped an episode.
We're not going to do these all the time.
It was just rare for the Zisu to come on to do a wrestling one.
we did ESP ringside,
sort of. We did
commentary for this very first match. We were watching
it live and we're just kind of just
describing what was happening and everything. So I think
the episode's only like 25 minutes or something like that.
So go listen to that, everyone.
We had some little special guests. Our dog,
the New East Society dog, and
my two grandsons were screaming
around the background.
They're part of the East Society.
They've been on the show.
I don't know how many times.
Were they watching a match?
Buster was, Daniel was kind of,
because Buster's my youngest grandson.
He was doing flips.
He broke out his little wrestling ring and his figures,
and he was watching and throwing his guys around.
So, but yeah, I try to get it.
They'll be interested for a little bit,
but then they kind of just,
they don't care.
But then the only thing is
My daughter used to get mad at it
I was mad at me
Because then they would just start
Tackling and wrestling each other
So the best part
Yeah she'd get all mad
Don't let them watch that with you
Because they get all
Then they start crying
They're boys
So but
Yeah money in the bank
Before we dive into it
The last few crowds
Have been hyped
and these guys were hyped
guys and gals everybody
people of all ages
and everything there but yeah they were
going off
the F bombs were flying
everything
so I was like dang
and then nothing you could do about it
I mean I'm sure Vince
probably go huh
but I mean
it's good to have a hyped crowd
so that's
there was a couple matches
I was kind of eh with
but overall
I thought the two ladder matches were really good and the main event.
We'll get to that and we get to it.
But we'll start off with the first match, the men's money in the bank ladder match.
Rickishay, Shinske Nakamura, L.A. Knight, Santos Escobar, Pete Dune.
We're not calling him Butch here.
Damien Preeze and Logan Paul.
CVS Sports gave it a B-plus.
I would agree with it, but what did you think of this one?
I thought it was a decent one.
It's not the best man's ladder match I've seen.
I am pleased with the outcome of the match.
There was some good spots in it.
Butch, I so wanted him to just drop this Butch gimmick and come out back as Pete
and had the old ring gear, but didn't do it.
I thought it would have been the right time, right crowd.
A brawling brutes.
This crowd was hyped for L.A. night.
Yeah.
If you guys remember on the last episode, we did, I,
who did you?
I picked L.A. night.
Who did you pick?
I put Shinske.
Okay.
And Shinske, kind of, no disrespect to Shinske,
he kind of looked like maybe you don't need to be in a ladder match.
I mean, he did some stuff, but, yeah, they weren't,
they went hard towards the end.
But in the beginning, it like, like,
took it took a little bit yeah because because yeah when shinske was doing what he was doing he
does what he does but it just wasn't like during singles matches and everything ricochet
badass all the time yeah it just it just wasn't what you know i love shinske it's just what he
was doing i didn't want to see that in a ladder match i was waiting for the big spots from like
ricochet and logan paul i thought i thought they were going to have well they did have a moment which
kind of was a little scary, a little sketchy.
You know, was that at the end?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Somebody came up.
We could talk about it now.
Somebody came up bloody.
Yeah.
When they went through the tables.
Yeah.
I think they were both supposed to land on top of the rope and then flip into the
what they called the Spanish flyer, whatever movie.
Yeah.
But it looked like, uh, low.
Logan missed the top rope and kind of landed in the middle rope.
And then they had to make an adjustment and it looked like ricochet basically kind of
muscled him all the way over and kind of looked like Logan's head went through the table first.
It looked like he was like, uh, it looked at his shoulder and the back of his lower neck probably took more,
most of the force.
But yeah, he did eventually slammed his head.
But yeah, and they didn't hit the center part.
They kind of hit towards the legs.
And that's still kind of a little stronger area.
But, I mean, the table still broke.
But I was like, ooh.
And yeah, it looked like Logan was down for the count after that because he didn't get back in there.
He just kind of laid there.
But, man, they were bringing out everything, man.
The ladders, the tables, and even Pete Doom broke out the cricket.
paddle bat stick whatever you call it when we were talking about it I said the same thing I
said is what is it called I don't know I don't play cricket or anything so but uh I didn't
want to do a pricked bat I think I don't know I have no idea but Damian priest man he
came to play man he was just beating everyone down uh representing the judgment day
uh,
Logan Paul kind of,
kind of wanted a quick little,
uh,
alliance,
but,
uh,
I think that didn't go.
Yeah.
That barely lasted a minute.
Lasted enough time for them to set up them tables.
Yeah.
He was sporting the,
uh,
Golden State Warriors colors.
That's what,
uh,
Zizu and I kind of said on our little show.
That's why I didn't like it.
It was,
um,
his,
Um, what's that drink he's got?
Oh, prime.
Yeah, where was that guy?
I was waiting for him to come running in or something.
Hey, I don't, I don't, well, the guy that was in the suit, KSI, he is, he is from England.
So he could have been there.
He could have came out and distracted somebody.
I think they would have booed the shit out of him.
I mean, they were already booing Logan.
Yeah.
I mean, I said this before on here and on our latest little.
episode we did that
I really didn't know
who Logan Paul was at first I had to
do my research and watch his
YouTube stuff and Eric
and Mark you are the ones that told me who he was
and then
listen to his podcast and everything
but I was like hey okay whatever
but when he got in a ring and started wrestling
you know when they bring in
people that aren't wrestlers
that just want to do it
because they think they can
he was one of those one of those guys
it really put in time and really put in the effort to perform good.
So I thought every time he's done WWE matches,
I thought he did really good,
especially the last one on him and rickishap.
Was it WrestleMania when they bounced off the top robes and crashed into each other?
Royal Rumble.
Oh, okay.
Because that was awesome.
Yeah, he was a WrestleMania.
Who was he wrestling?
I can't even remember.
it seems like we just do these
but I know it takes it forever
was it Seth Rolins I think so
but yeah this one man
I mean he was out there doing it
I think they were booing him for the right reasons
though because the whole storyline for this
was he didn't earn his way in
he got put in
yeah yeah
but he's Logan Paul man
but he was doing this thing
man because he came flying over the top rope
and Damien Prey's like clocked him
and he went down so he was
getting his ass beat for most
of the time. That was a nice
solid little frog splash on
the Damien on top of the ladder.
Yeah. See it was like
he got up a little bit
not even jumping off the top rope.
They were setting up all these ladders
and everything. I mean they didn't
they weren't coming
like super high
because when they were hitting the ladders, they're like
weren't like folding or anything.
They would just take most of the
blunt because when Damian Priest
he was about to flip Logan
Paul but then Pete Dune
came out of nowhere and bink
kicked him in the head.
I love it because when he kicks David and
Prince of the head he like just kind of
falls right over.
No, Shinskay comes
over and kicks him to the head
and then he just nicely places
Damien Priest
on the ladder as he
adjusts himself
to be
setting everything
because the shit's get
runs and
he's about to do his thing
but then Logan Paul
interferes and
and grabs him
and then
he could have easily
got out of that
but
he falls
and then Logan Paul
jumps up
onto the
apron and then he
boom frog splashes
onto Damian priest
but it doesn't
does it doesn't do any
damage to the ladder
but man I mean
I'm sure Damien's back jammed into that.
Logan Paul was like he landed good.
It was a nice solid ladder.
Yeah.
Because he got some good air before him.
And he came down for the splash.
I'm watching this, everyone.
So,
but they did what they had to do, man.
But there was times where it was kind of like,
okay, you're focusing on one person.
And like you said, man,
they were there for L.
night and I mean he he was doing this thing too and I was really like all right cool
because when it got towards the end I really thought he was going to win they really
made you think this was yeah late's night like the crowd was into it and the little yeah
signs because they were hyping him up I mean all the way before this so I don't know maybe
it was a maybe it was
this was their plan all the time or maybe
they just the last minute you know what
let uh
Damien priest win yeah I'm gonna jump
jump to the bit to the end but
Senor money in the bank
yeah
um
what's his name Santos Escobar
I mean he did some stuff but they
really didn't let him
shine too much
he's he's got that good
lucha style too and
I just kind of felt like he wasn't
he didn't really do anything in the match
he was there
and then I mean they let him shine for a little bit
but not not much so I don't know
what they were doing I did like his little
painted on bandit mask
I mean I love it when
any of these guys it's not just this
this pay-per-view or premium live event
when they get up to the top and they just like start just fingering touching the case
that don't don't do anything i'm like come on i like i like when damien was up there
because he's so tall like his head's like right there yeah he just he's looking around like
i don't know where the the briefcase is it's all like touching his head when uh p dune uh climbed
up there and go oh and got uh uh uh askobre
on to the
ladder
and then
Rick-a-chae came
doing,
was it the
540?
Yeah.
Yeah,
when he did that.
He came hard.
He did it.
He flipped and then
he landed on him
good,
but it kind of just
didn't do any damage.
Everyone just felt
it and fell off a ladder.
So,
I mean,
ricochet, man,
I love him.
Are they using them good?
they were, but I don't know what's happening.
And yeah, like you said, they were really pushing L.A. night on this thing.
So, I mean, I was, because when it got to the end of this match, man, they were really, he was there.
He was almost, he had it in his graphs and then just didn't pull out.
but when Pete Dune did that backflip
when they're on the outside of the ring
when he climbed with that big tall ladder
Of course the reps
Yeah the reps the reps are holding it so
All right cool good because if you guys know you try to
We've seen this many times and guys try to flip off the ladders
And it just moves because there's no kind of
Anything holding it still
Especially these aluminum ladders are pretty light
So it doesn't take that much
to just move.
It was different when Jeff Hardy was just falling off.
These guys are like pushing off.
But yeah, Logan Paul, man,
there was there was times I thought he was going to,
he was going to win because he was getting close, man.
But they were, I think they did go after him like right in the beginning.
He came in the middle and they all just started bombing on him.
Yeah, because it goes back to what I was saying about the storyline.
Because everybody had to wrestle a match.
to get in.
But I guess
because like you said,
he's Logan Paul.
He didn't have to wrestle.
So everybody was like,
fuck this.
We're going to fuck you out.
I did like,
excuse me,
the part when they brought in two ladders.
It was Shinske on one side.
It looked like he was just holding it.
Escobar and L.A.
Knight.
And Santos did that
a scissor lock
and then flipped him off.
L.A. night, she landed
he landed hella hard.
Shinskay was still on the ladders.
He was climbing up and
when they get really close,
they climb there when there's two ladders in the ring.
Someone always climbs up the ladder
that's like the furthest away
from the case.
And of course you got to give us
some entertainment and everything.
But yeah, man.
I mean, everyone at some point
had their hands on the case.
because when
I'm watching the scene
right the part right now
when Logan Paul
and ricochet are on the ladders
and they're climbing up
and then LA night comes
and pushes it
and then they fall
yeah they were I guess they're looking like
they were supposed to do
the the top rope
but then yeah like you said
yeah Logan Paul just missed the top
and landed on the second
and then he was trying to
get back to the top
but he just
just he just couldn't so uh ricochet just i meant eff it let's just make do and he just did the
flip the back flip off the second rope and yeah you can see logan paul he took most of the damage
uh to the fall because he hit the table and it seemed like um ricochet did as well but he just
kind of rolled off the table broke one of the tables broke but logan paul you can see he laid
there for a while because the refs they didn't even run over the
Ricochet. They just went to two of them
right to Logan Paul.
Rickie's still laying there, no love.
Nobody came up to him.
Like he said, it's Logan Paul.
I got to check on him.
But yeah, I'm watching this as a slow motion.
Oh, it looks like the cameraman was gross to ricochet,
but he just jumped out of the way.
Yeah, when they hit,
Dijah.
Well, I guess I'll get another ref from a different
camera angle he ran over there to check on him but the other two you can clearly see
Logan Paul took most of that force so he had to do that and make sure he was all right
I was waiting for someone to be in the crowd again with it with his drink to give him some but
we didn't get any of that maybe they weren't they didn't sponsor this one but light
sponsored this one because they were really hyped that up every every chance
they could. I mean, I don't like but, like, first of all, everyone, to me, it just doesn't
taste like anything, but I mean, my friends, they drink it like water.
And I'll pay me, I'll hype it up. Oh, yeah, man, but I'll hype it up for you, but I won't
drink it. I just don't like the way it tastes. To me, it doesn't taste like anything. And
keeping it with wrestling, I go back to the story when I was at WrestleMania, when it was
in Dallas the last time
I was partying with these guys in a parking lot
and all they had was but light.
And all right, I'll have one.
I drank like a couple sips and said,
this tastes like nothing.
And I just set it down.
I'd get a beer when I was inside.
To each his own, drink it if you want.
But yeah, man, when
all the hoopla was going on
and then when L.A. Knight climbed
up there and had
his hands on the case and he was about
to unlock it.
Damien Priest came out of nowhere.
Good camera work.
Because we can clearly see that L.A.
night was going to get it.
And then Damian Pree, you just see his head, the back of his head.
He climbs up, starts dropping bombs on L.A.9.
Then he just flips him off of the rope or off the ladder.
Yeah, they tried to say, try to give him the Falcon Arrow, the little sit down power bombs.
I was like this.
He just flipped him over.
Yeah, he didn't.
Michael Cole called it a modified.
Falcon arrow. I was like, don't put the extras on it.
When he did that, everybody was out of the ring.
And Damian Priest just had so much time to crawl up there.
No one's in the ring.
Well, L.A. Knight's in the ring, but he's just laying there.
And then Damien Priest climbed up there.
And he's, what did you call him?
Senior.
Money in the bank.
So, yeah.
I don't know who he's going to cash it.
in on. We'll get to him later on again, but
I was okay with this. I was rooting
more for L.A. Knight
because, yeah, after Logan Paul
took that bump, man,
he didn't, he just laid there. He didn't get back in.
Yeah, I just hope
they're not going to do
to L.A. Knight what they did to Rousse
of, because I kind of feel like L.A. night's
getting himself over with the crowd.
And you
saw what happened when Rousseau.
got over with the crowd.
Or Zach Ryder when he got himself over with the crowd.
Oh, man.
He's going hard, man.
I'll give it to him.
And yeah, bring in WrestleMania back in Dallas, Texas.
I was there when Zach Ryder won the Intercontinental Belt.
I thought that was cool.
Oh, man.
They took it right from soon after that.
Yeah, they did.
I had a good time, but next time I go, I'm going to make sure I have a seat because I stood up the whole time.
And man, my knees were killing me.
And then I parked like a million miles away.
He's had to walk all the way, hell of far.
By the time I got to the car, I was like, ugh.
I was beat.
Never again.
Yep.
So Damien Priest is Senior Money in the Bank.
Again, CBS Sports graded it to B Plus.
All right.
Next match, women's tag team championship match.
The baddest woman on the planet, Rhonda Rousey and my girl,
Shana Bazler, the queen of spades.
And your girl.
Lil Morgan.
Oh, I'm watching.
No more blue tongue.
No, unfortunately.
And Raquel Gonzalez, aka Raquel Rodriguez.
I don't know.
I still don't understand why that change.
That came out of nowhere.
No explanation.
It's like she's she's not Gonzalez no more.
She's Rodriguez.
Either way, I love her.
She's got to be at least six feet.
She's taller than all, all three of these women that are in them.
I feel like she ain't is, well, not height wise, but I feel like she slimmed down, like muscle wise.
I'm looking at her now.
Yeah, she's still a big gal, but I'm...
Yeah.
It felt like she used to be bigger in NXT.
Well, that's when you're trying to prove yourself.
Now she's up in the main show.
Yeah, they called her up to the main roster.
And it was like, you got to, you can't be there.
You're biggest some of the guys.
Because you look at Shana and Rhonda, I mean, there's...
They'll be there.
muscular gals, but they're not like
Charlotte Flair.
How she is,
if you guys see her pictures.
Liv Morgan,
is she there for her skills?
My opinion, no.
She's there for her luck.
She's there for her skills.
She's improved.
Yeah, I'll give her that.
The tag team champions are
Rhonda and Shana.
So they're about to get down because everyone, man, the crowd, they were there.
Oh, excuse me.
Sorry for the noise.
Everyone was there for Raquel because Rhonda and Shannon were beating the hell out of
live in the beginning.
What was the, was that an M on his forehead?
I read something about her ring gear was supposed to be Dragon Ball Z.
so I don't know if that's what the M was for or something.
Hmm.
I don't know.
I'm not a Dragon Ball guy.
I know she's big into anime and video games.
All right.
But that's out of my world right there.
I was reading something.
I don't know if it was true or not.
It could have just been some bogus thing on Facebook.
She wants to do MMA again once,
Amanda is gone.
Amanda Nunes?
Yeah.
Well, Amanda retired her last fight.
My opinion, Rhonda, you don't need to.
I was a fan of yours when you did MMA, but the time has passed by.
She's got nothing to prove.
She's done.
Not saying she hasn't been training, because I'm sure she trains every day, just out of the love of it.
When you take those two losses the way she took them, that does something to you mentally.
That's why I felt like that second one was worse than the first loss because I don't think she was mentally prepared to get back in there.
And then she just got rocked.
She didn't go down, but she was out on her feet.
She just didn't look like somebody that just wanted to be in there.
Yeah.
I mean, I wouldn't fight her.
should I beat my ass, but.
And I know she has like all these little, I was going to say bitches, but that's wrong.
But there's one specific fighter.
I can't think her name.
She, she had, she beat Amanda Nunes, but Amanda got that, got that win back.
She had been calling her out since Rhonda was one of the coaches on Ultimate Fighters.
And I'm just like, come on, you're just trying to get some clout.
trying to fight somebody that don't even fight in MMA no more.
Just fight everyone who the champion is and stop calling out people that are retired.
How was Shana?
I mean, I've seen videos of her fighting, but not.
I didn't really do a deep dive into.
She's a, I consider her a pioneer of MMA, women's MMA before Ronda.
But she did not have the greatest record.
Yeah, all the videos I saw, she got beat up.
Yeah.
she was decent
she didn't get beat down
but she got roughed up
yeah
she got roughed up
during this match by your girl
because when she was on the
outside of the ring
pounded her head
on the turnbuckle
then ran her across the ring
and then she jumped up
under the second rope
and kicked her in the head
gotta make my girl look good
because we know in real life
Shane it would just
oh hell yeah
you beat that ass
but when she
when she had fell
she slammed the back of her head
on the side of the ring
and then Rhonda came jumping in
and tried to close line
Liv but then she missed
and then Raquel jumped in
she got into action because when Rhonda
swung she missed
Liv and then Raquel came
pushed her clothes lined her over
the top rope and then
Liv comes running and then
Raquel just goes and
not the show is going to power bomb
but she throws her out of the ring on to
to Ronda and
Shana
live,
come on.
Shana,
yeah, I think
the dollars of donuts
I think maybe not all the gals on the roster,
but I think Rhonda and Shana could just run through all of them.
Oh,
definitely.
When they talk shit about how they can run through the locker room,
they're really being serious.
I know it.
they're doing a promo, but I know in their heads
they're like, no.
I'll run through this locker room.
Oh, yeah. I think the ones that would have
a little competition will be Raquel
and I don't even know if she's
wrestling anymore. Taminah.
Not Mommy?
It's a big girl.
Ooh, yeah, maybe.
Don't get me wrong. I love Mommy, but
shit what
what's her name
I can't I can't
fucking remember her name
she was like
paired her with Mandy Rose
for a bit
oh um
all his words like the suits
uh
the one that got her
head busted open
yeah
rumble
um
I know
she's gonna
yeah she trained MMA before
is she just
come in when they need her
yeah
she's a Natalia
yeah.
Okay.
Natty,
I love you,
but yeah,
we saw the last one
of the night of champions.
But like they advertised there
for Monday Night Raw
getting a rematch.
It's going to be the same thing over again.
She needs to wrestle dominate.
That's a match for you.
Ooh,
Natty?
Yeah.
Oh.
I don't know.
We'll get to him in a minute.
I should,
I mean,
I always say this.
I mean,
Rhonda,
I love her,
but she gets a little rough
on these little gals' arms.
I know in the beginning
when she first came out,
the locker room was,
you need to slow your role,
girlfriend,
because she was hurting them.
And it looked like
she was about to pull
a Liv Morgan's shoulder
out of her socket,
the way she was throwing
around the ring.
I think it's the other girls.
I think they'll be telling Ronda,
well,
we got this,
you know,
you know throw me around a little bit
I could take it
and Rhonda's just like you sure
and I think Rhonda just
I also think she enjoys it
Oh yeah
because yeah Livman she's not a little
she's not a big gal
and she was getting tossed
because when Rhonda threw her
to the ground and Shana comes out of nowhere
kicks her in the chest
I thought that was it
but nope
Liv kicked out
I mean the crowd was there for Raquel
because when she finally tagged her in
I mean, she was interfering throughout the whole thing, but to officially be in,
because Liv was taking most of the beat down.
Yeah, as soon as Raquel came running in, everybody, that crowd,
ah, everybody was on their feet.
Yeah, this crowd definitely knew who they wanted to root for,
whether WWE wanted them to or not.
Yeah, I mean, the crowd was hyped, man.
They were there for, I mean, they,
hardly get these
premium events
over there.
Like Sina said,
it was like over 20 years.
Yeah,
I mean,
we'll get to it later,
but when the Uso's came out,
they were singing the Uso song,
word for word.
I mean,
they were singing everybody,
the one they were rooting for,
they sang all of their songs,
everyone.
Because even the beginning,
when everyone came out,
everyone was Hootin and Holland
and singing along the Shinske's song,
That these were the loudest.
That was a nice moment.
Yeah.
Like, see, W.D.
They didn't forget about Shinske,
even though you guys did.
I know.
The locker room in the universe,
W.W.E. Universe, I mean, they got another
but love for them, but
I don't know who the guys that are riding
the show.
They seem to forget about some of them and push
certain wrestlers over and over and over.
And we keep seeing the repeats of their matches
every week.
in every live event.
Because, yeah, Rhonda could easily snap.
Liv's her shoulders or her ankle when she had her in those little ankle locks and everything.
Yeah, this match would have, reality would have been over way quicker.
Yeah.
The Liv gave her the, she almost pinned Rhonda, and she gave her the kind of a little weak code breaker.
Then she jumped up.
But Rhonda sold it good.
And then Raquel came in.
and just went to work
sort of clothes lining Rhonda
she booted Shana off the out of the ring
and Rhonda's
selling it good. Picking up
Shana, throwing her over
Diz.
Damn, Shane, I love you.
But, oh!
She just did a body slammed
Rhonda.
But yeah, dude, compared to
I don't know how tall Rhonda
is, but she ain't taller
as Raquel. She's a big gal.
Big Mama too
I know she's got a little daughter
Looking at Rhonda
Rhonda is 5, 6
How tall is Raquel
She's got
I know she's taller than me
At least
If she ain't six feet
You gotta be like 510
Because I'm 5 9
6 feet even
Oh yeah
She came off the second rope
And slammed Rhonda
On the onto the mat
Sheena came in to break it up
I thought
I thought Shannon was wearing
cleats the way
the bottom of a foot looked
but this match man
they went hard I mean I say
this every pay per view or
premium event whatever you want to call
it the women go hard
and they were
even Liv Morgan she impressed
she impressed me this time
usually she's just there for looks
but she was she was putting in work man
she was coming up live you impressed me every time
but when they had
her in the middle of the ring when
Shana and Rhonda were
just beating her up
and then Raquel jumped in and pushed them
all off.
Damn, Rhonda, I don't know what you're
wearing, but
I don't get me wrong, I love
Raquel at all of them, but I did not like
her ringwear.
Maybe it was the color
or yellow and red.
I noticed when
these tag team matches, when
you're supposed to be holding
that rope. There's many times
that they ain't even like touching that thing.
I know. Breaking the rules.
Supposed to be holding the tag rope.
Taxing anyway, holding this illegal.
Because Leads in there. She's doing what she's doing.
That was Shana and Rhonda's a roughing up
Raquel on the outside.
Oh man. See, yeah. I mean
Chana could have destroyed her. She was for a minute.
She was throwing her, get your suplex, and then got her in the headlock.
I don't like when Shana had the way she always does her eyes.
I mean, just, I don't know.
That's me, everyone.
But I do love her black mouthpiece.
I mean, I love it.
To me, it just makes her look more evil and sinister when she's got that thing in her mouth.
But, man, you got to protect them teeth.
But, yeah, Raquel was laying outside in Shana.
Rhonda jumps in, starts hitting the shoulders, getting ready like she was going to beat the shit out of her live.
And then something happened.
I knew it was coming eventually, but I didn't think it was going to happen this time.
Rhonda's walking up slowly to live and out of nowhere, Shana, shams run in the back of the head.
She falls down and Shana just starts dropping bombs on her.
I like to look on Liv's face
Like she's like scared out of her mind
What the fuck is it happened
That could have been her
Shana got her to chokehold
And the ref is trying to just get Shana off
But then she finally just slams
A Ronda's head onto the ground
And the crowd is going nuts
With the yes chance
I know they don't like them doing that
But hey man you can't stop
however many thousand people from doing it.
Ronda's laying there like,
ah, what's happening?
She's called for Shana.
Even Raquel's like,
what the hell's happened?
What's going on?
She jumps in the ring and forgot the tag.
But then she goes back and then she picks up Ronda
and just power slams her on the ground,
flips her over,
Liv comes in,
boom.
I don't know,
wherever her move is.
Ooh,
it looks like Ron almost broke her arm.
I know.
is Rhonda sold that finish
her good though the way she
made it look like she got spiked on her head.
Yeah, that's where it almost
tweaked her arm.
Yeah.
Then Liv flips her over and then she
pins her one, two, three.
And they're all celebrating.
So the new
tag team champions
are Liv Morgan and Raquel Rodriguez.
Two good things came out of this match.
My girl gets her title back
and Rakhal.
They gave this a B.
CBS Sports gave it a B plus or minus.
I already gave this an A.
They went hard.
And it sets up a match that I've been wanting to see.
I've been wanting to see Rhonda and Shana go out of it like for a while.
What's the next one?
What's the next?
I think SummerSlam.
Oh, yeah, in Motown, Detroit.
They already announced.
Well, we'll get to that later.
they already announced a match for it.
Yep.
But yeah,
man,
I mean,
like you said,
I knew eventually it was going to happen because it always happens.
I've said this before,
man,
if there's tag teams or whatever,
friends,
they kick ass and then all of a sudden,
boom.
There's always,
I mean,
the hearty boys,
man,
they fought each other for a little while and everything,
but I just,
I don't like Shane on the mic.
I don't like either one of them on the mic.
This is going to be,
they're,
promos are going to be hell of fucking cringy.
I mean, Rhonda, I love you, but yeah, you ain't got no mic skill.
Same thing with Shana.
I mean, I don't know.
Rhonda's going to forget what she's going to say and Shane is going to, like,
she's going to do that Natalia thing where she tries to be like overly heelish,
but it comes off funny.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So we got a new tag team, women's tag.
team champions. I have a question. Ronda and
Shana, like a week before today,
I think last Smackdown, the last
Smackdown before, they won the NXT belts,
tag belts. And then they were being called the unified tag
champions. This match wasn't for those belts. So are they
still the tag NXT tag champions? Or did they just
make the
NXT tag champions go away
maybe they just
handed them back
I don't know
maybe it was just
it was all
it was just a dream
I don't have no idea
what they're doing
all right
I mean this next match
the Intercontinental
Championship match
this is the one
I mean I like both of you
I love Matt Riddle
but I wasn't really satisfied
with this one
what you think of this match
Gunther and Matt Riddle
Yeah the ring general
And with his crew
Imperium
I like the little thing they do
When they take his coat off
And the one guy twirls it around
Catches it or whatever
But yeah definitely
It was a decent match
I think Gunther and Matt Riddle
have had better matches.
They've had better matches against each other because they,
Michael Cole did bring up that they wrestled each other in a different promotion,
which I thought was kind of cool because WWE doesn't ever mention other promotions.
Oh, they don't.
It was a decent, hard hitting match.
I knew Matt Riddle wasn't going to come out to win because they were
hyping this whole injury angle that he got jumped by Imperium.
got injured and he had his hair and braids and he just had this i don't know everything just seemed
off i didn't like that everything just seemed wrong and the match wasn't as hard hitting as i
liked it to be there was one stupid fucking spot at the end when he's gunther's doing chops to
riddle's foot it's like stop doesn't even look like it hurts i don't even know what's i know he's
supposed to sell his ankle injury, but he's just like slapping the bottom of his foot.
He was trying to unwrap it and just gave up.
This match could have been way better, but I think it was just a setup for who eventually came out to confront Gunther.
I think this was just a match for Gunther to do something until his bigger match.
yeah
I mean
Gunther
yeah I knew he wasn't going to drop
that belt
and man like I said
I love Matt Riddle
the 420 bro
I still want one of those shirts
but
I don't like they change this music
though
well
he ain't he ain't right in it
I don't know man
I think they just hey man
this is this is your new theme
so get used to it
I don't know
maybe he did pick it
but
I can
never remember this ref's name the uh the young black uh ref
every time i see her i was like what is miss thinking right now i can never remember her name i
love what's her name jessica but i could never remember her name sorry if you're listening uh
i'm sorry i look at her real quick i love you but i can't forget your name but yeah man this mask could
have been on raw i mean it it
They had some good moments in it.
I mean, don't get me wrong.
I mean, this was definitely worth watching, but I don't know.
Yeah.
And like you said, it was building up to what was at the end.
Because Riddle was bringing it to him for a little bit.
But, yeah, he was really concentrating on that foot.
Because, like I said, I think on which show we were talking about when I realized,
I found out that Riddle was a UFC.
Is that what he was in?
Because I know he was on that reality show.
Yeah, it was UFC.
That's why I know him best.
He was on the ultimate fighter.
And then he got a contract.
He didn't win the ultimate fighter,
but he eventually got a contract to fight in the UFC.
And he's pretty decent.
He just couldn't stop smoking leave.
Do they let him now?
I mean, obviously, he's got the 420 bro shirt.
I don't think it's, what do they call it, the wellness policy?
I don't think it's on there anymore.
I mean, don't come to the ring high, but.
I know, and it's funny now, the UFC, I think, is not a ban of substance anymore, so.
It's pretty much, I don't think it's legal in every state, but I don't know.
I don't even know what it is over in the UK.
I don't know.
Obviously, there's drugs everywhere or weeds everywhere.
Yeah, I mean, I don't see the problem with it.
Like you said, as long as you're not high during the fight,
because I was reading something.
I think it was Joe Rogan.
I think he said there's advantages to being high during the fight.
I don't know, man.
I remember being when I was younger, being high, can't do shit.
Yeah, that's what advantage is.
I don't do anything.
I want to eat.
I just want to sit there.
But, yeah,
to each is on, everyone.
If you're old enough and you choose to light up or eat the edibles,
go for it.
But make sure it's legally.
Referees Ajah Smith.
Ah, yeah.
All right.
Make sure it's legal in your state, everyone.
Don't know.
On your Instagram, it says hashtag ref bay.
Oh.
her and jessica
need to fight for whatever reason
jessica got that stunner
yes she does
who did she stunned
wasn't it
no
uh fuck
it was Kevin Owens wasn't
no it was someone
I don't know
well we'll find it everyone
but
yeah again this match just kind of went back and forth
both of them
taking beatings
and uh
that riddle with the with the bare feet and i'll give it to him i can barely walk around my house
and my bare feet much less uh throw around people and jump around and then land on your feet
especially when he goes outside of the rig but he was doing it man then uh gunther came in and was just
whooping that ass and he ended up uh uh riddle had to submit he tapped out because when he he got him all
locked up. But I think at the end, man,
the riddle, he was running out of gas.
And yeah, he was baby in that foot.
But Gunther was just,
because as soon as he, he had him all locked up,
Riddle just, ah,
started screaming and tapping hell hard.
So, but I mean, in the end,
it was, it was a good match.
They both go for it.
But then when Gunther was celebrating,
Drew McIntyre, his music hit.
And that place went nuts.
Everybody went,
Ah,
fools had their hands on their heads, mouths open.
Because what did they say?
He wasn't,
was it WrestleMania the last time?
And he lost,
we lost the belt.
Yeah,
which I was confused.
Why are you coming after Gunther?
There's a shame that cost you to win.
Ah,
well,
I don't know.
He's one of the,
The brawling brutes.
I don't know what he's doing.
I do like this hat that he's wearing.
Yeah, McIntyre, man.
He comes in.
He's all fresh and everything, man.
Guantra's all tired and huffing and puffing.
To which is on, everyone, if you wear these tight skinny jeans,
I don't have the body of the lower half shape to wear these things.
I don't, all my stuff is baggy.
Even when I was in my skinny, skinny days.
Yeah, I don't get it.
I'm a skateboarder, everyone, but there is some rippers out there that wear these skinny jeans.
I have no idea how they can skate in them tight-ass things.
I mean, I can't.
I never could.
It was either sweatpants or shorts or baggy jeans.
I don't know.
But I think this match is going to be good for whatever it is, SummerSlam, I assume.
Yeah, they got it already announced for SummerSlam.
Because he got in the ring and he was talking shit.
And then he just,
Mike Entire just started whooping that ass because Gunther just
pushed, shoved him.
But then McIntyre just headbuttered him.
And he went down and ah,
he was hyping up the crowd.
Gunther just crawling around the floor, holding his jaw.
And then he gives him the Claymore.
He starts doing the countdown.
Gunther turns around,
takes it to the head and that's it.
McIntyre picks up his belt and then everyone
ha ha ha ha hooting and hollering so
that's how that goes
but no sword
no not this time
save it for what it's a real
did you see that time when he
cut the top rope and the sword bent
yeah
all right yeah the CBS sports
they gave that that match would be
okay
on to the next match
which I was waiting for
only because of my girl,
Mommy was making her appearance.
The American Nightmare, Cody Rhodes,
taken on,
what was it?
What did it say on her face?
Not hot Dom or...
Did you notice it?
Something dumb on her face.
I can't remember what it said.
I don't know.
We'll get to it when we get to it.
But, yeah, Dominic Mysterio.
He came out.
And Rulia was with him.
What's his name?
Cody Rose didn't have the little belt that he gives unless they just didn't show it.
I swear I've seen him give it to a kid.
I'm watching it now.
Maybe I blinked and missed it.
There was some weird camera shots going on with this pay-per-view.
There was even one of somebody not going.
coming down the aisle way.
What do you think of these little graphics that they throw when just for the people at home?
I hate them.
I do too because that Roman Raines one at the end looks terrible.
That's stupid.
And then when they had the whole bloodline thing and the tree with the Uso's face on the side,
which you couldn't even see one of them ever, I was like, it's fucking stupid.
Oh, okay.
Bianca's stupid lips with the hair, braid flying around.
All right.
If I paused it.
I'm old, everyone.
I need to break out the old man glasses so I could see.
Oh, dirty Dom.
Oh, dirty Tom.
Ari, I know you're younger, but hot damn.
Oh, quick, mommy.
what did you think of her hair
I liked it
I did too
I like I don't know
I don't know
She can come out bald
And I still love her
I like everything
I like everything she do
The purple du rag
Everything
But yeah man
The UK man
They were there
The American nightmare
Because they were singing
And cheering
And everything
And when it gets to that
A part of the song
When they go
Whoa
Everybody was hooting
And hollering
So
Because he took
when he got into the ring man he would she was just eating it up and the crowd was loving it
and uh i love how rhea just stares down gives him the stare down and just doesn't she's always
trying to hype up her man dirty dumb whispering in his ear instructions yeah mommy you can whisper in my
hair i don't care you can tell me i'm a fat pig i don't care no you whispered my hair
but Dominic's weak man
He jumped up on the ring
On the corner on the top ropes to try to
I hype everyone up and they just booed him
I mean there was no love
For Dom in this match
And he just kept running and running
He wasn't doing anything
I mean
The match was what it was
Let me jump to the end
Was it be okay
maybe for Cody Rhodes and Rhonda or Rhea.
But I like what they're doing.
I like him because everyone was just riding his dad's coattails.
And yeah,
what better way to keep him in the ring or in the storyline is turn him heel.
Yeah, but I wish he'd just start wrestling though.
I mean, I get what he's doing.
I know they're capitalizing on this heel thing because people boo the shit out of him.
And he does things that make you want to boo him.
Really quick.
The best thing about this whole premium event, there was no dumbass Corey Graves.
We had a bad news, Barrett.
They brought up, they brought up Corey.
Brought up his podcast.
He's garbage.
I hate him.
If you knew of the show, I hate him.
his character his character and i hate him because he's
his wife yeah the queen or princess of staten island
mella is money carmella
they were calling her a homewrecker man but it's
well i mean it wasn't her fault
blame uh cori
but yeah man dom all he did was run there was one point where he
tried to run down the
there was no stage
it was just the aisle when they
come out of the dugout or wherever this
is yeah I don't like that
long aisle where you got
to turn yeah I don't like
that especially when they do
uh Royal Rumbles in the baseball stadium
I hate that
but yeah Dom was just
he just didn't want to do nothing
other than he ran out
he jumped over the barrier and tried to quit
and went into the crowd
and everyone would still give him in his love
but then Cody Rhodes just came running in grabbed him
and just threw him back in the ring.
Usually there's like hell of security blocking everyone
in the aisles.
It was none of them were out there.
All those dudes in the suits.
Yeah.
I like that.
I like Wade kept bringing up Dominic's
criminal history.
He did time.
Yeah.
I love what he brings that.
up when he's trying to do his weak-ass
promos. When I was locked
up, I was like, oh, we locked
up for like two minutes.
When I was serving hard time.
My favorite one is weird. I had to get up.
I had to slap my cellmate.
I was like, no, you did.
Oh, man.
I still love the holiday
shenanigans he did for Thanksgiving
and Christmas.
Oh, his rest of.
Mania entrance was great.
The prison.
The paddy wagon?
Oh, dirty dumb.
Yeah, Ria was kind of facing
off with Cody.
What would have made it if he would just
leaned in and gave her a kiss?
She would have flipped out, but Cody's wife
came out and whooped that ass.
You think they're going to let her wrestle somebody,
a male?
I think eventually.
I mean, she,
I think she could do it.
Who would it be?
Who's going to be the first to swing on her?
Dom's going to get tired of her and swing at her.
And then she's going to beat him up.
But that won't be nothing.
Nothing big.
Still going to be with her.
It's going to have one of those toxic relationships
where she beats on Dom all the time.
I don't think they'll go for that.
I don't think the world is ready for that,
especially here in America.
but yeah
Dom was slamming
Cody on the announce table
and rea god damn I'm sorry
she is too fine
she's standing there
and that builds like hell of big on her
but yeah she's doing her thing
she's there yeah the crowd was looking
I was kind of pissed that there was not
I was glad she was there
but I didn't she didn't get any matches
But if you guys saw all the videos for the house shows they did there,
I mean, she was, she, I want her to come out in that hat.
She didn't, she didn't have it.
I love how they just ham it up together at the live shows.
You see the video of her kind of hitting on the ring announcer?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, man.
Making me think bad thoughts.
Watch that video multiple times.
Oh, but Dom, man.
He was in there, man, just doing his thing.
And it wasn't doing any kind of damage to Cody Rose.
Jump into the head, he tried to give him that weak-ass 619 and, like, barely even swung around.
I was like, ah.
And disrespecting the great, late and great Eddie Guerrero.
Hey, when Don does that shuffle.
Wow.
I want to beat him up.
God damn, Ria.
Even she's doing it.
I'll let her do it.
She's Ria.
Speaking of Ria,
I know you guys are collectors.
Fuck,
man,
I fucked up,
man.
I saw that,
I saw her latest
Mattel action figure at Walmart.
I said,
I'll come back and get it later.
Gone.
I was pissed.
I went in,
I went there last night.
It was there for the longest,
too.
And then I finally go,
I'll just get it.
And then,
Oh, God.
That's how it be sometimes.
So any of you guys want to help me out.
It's her latest one when she's got her purple gear on.
That's the one I'm looking for.
Yeah, once Cody got back in action, he was whooping that ass.
Dominic was just laying there.
Dominic went over and tried to take the little padding off the turnbuckle, but he got caught.
All right.
This is when he tried to do that.
weak ass 619 he like just kind of walks over and just barely turns around swings though and
Cody grabs him uh gets his legs uh from behind or no Dominic is like his legs are over Cody but
he's facing downwards on on his on the back side and then Cody takes him in the middle of the ring
and starts spinning him yeah like you would like you would do your small child yeah he just slabs him on his
Hell hard.
And then he runs over there, comes off with the, what the hell is that move called when he jumps off the Cody Cutter?
Yeah.
And then he goes into the crossroads and then boom.
That's it.
One, two, three.
I was waiting for Mommy to dive in and break it up.
But I wanted to hurt that belt or that body.
so don yeah dominic
was just laying their beat up and then mommy's
running around ah
so
but
B B is what they
rated this one
I'm surprised
she didn't just carry him all the way
to the back
so
but yeah I'm trying to think man
who
who could she beat up
it's got to be somebody that
is gonna
she's got to get in their face
and they got to
be willing to
just take it and then take the beating and be okay with it.
No.
Brock?
What is he doing now?
No,
no.
No,
I don't want him touching mommy.
No.
You don't want him like slapping Brock and then he just like F5s her?
No.
You get hurt.
Shit,
I don't know.
If any guys listen to this,
if you guys can think of who she can go up against,
someone where it'll be a good job.
show not uh just don't put her up against
LA night or anything I think he'd be a beat that ass um
that's a horror one I don't know yeah I have to sit there and look at
somebody's like small she can throw him around but
hmm but what would be the story for him or maybe
judgment days fighting someone and she just jumps in the ring is
just whooping and fool's asses.
I don't know.
Or put her in the Royal Rumble next year.
I don't know.
We'll see.
But, all right.
On to the next thing when John Cena comes out.
I didn't realize he was going to be there.
I think it was a surprise to everybody.
They were hyped.
They were hyped for Sina.
There was no John Sina sucks.
I'm sure there was maybe one or two in there screaming that,
but they were all.
they were there for him.
Yeah, he brought it up.
He was like, usually as John Cena sucks,
but you guys were like singing along with my song.
And he came out, man, and he was hyping him up.
Is it a hint on where WrestleMania is going to be?
I kind of thought so.
But he was hyping the crowd up.
I don't think they would bring up the idea
if it's something that's not going to happen.
I would love to go if, if they brought
Whistlemania in London
because when he brought that up
and everyone was hyped
and doing the yes chance
I mean there was no way they could stop
this crowd but they were hyped
for it. I mean if they did
cool
we'll watch it
and we'll come talk about it
I would last my wife because she was kind of
sitting there
sitting there watching a little bit of it and
she saw there was listening to this part
as I asked her so would you be
mad if I went to London without you?
She went yes
well all right
that ain't that ain't happened
if we did go
I doubt she would go to WrestleMania
she can go do whatever
but
but yeah
I would like to go
and then they even
when what's his name's dumb ass came out
I don't know the Ozzy icon
the Garrison Waller effect
yeah
have you seen him wrestle in nxte no he's pretty fucking good all right i guess i was like
i i went immediately to twitter like who the hell is this for and then marcy had to check me
he kind of okay now hear me out he kind of reminds me of austin theory
that's what i was thinking but more athletic and better like skills
okay man if those two went up to each other for whatever reason
if any of the writers
I'd be for this guy beat the hell out of Austin theory
I hate him
I'm surprised he didn't warm his way into this somehow
but I don't know but yeah
Garrison Waller came out and he was talking shit
and then he was talking about yeah
fuck fuck he didn't say these words
but basically forget the UK bring it down to Australia
I'd be okay with that too
because Australia is on my bucket list
I would love to go to Australia
Hang out Marcy and Bede and Tim
That would be cool
Yeah
I don't know if they all live close
Or Australia is a big country
I have no idea where everyone lives
Oh they're wrestling fans
I'm sure there'd be some kind of meetup
Yeah there was
WrestleMania Australia meetups
I would
I think that'd be another place
my wife wouldn't let me go without her.
I'm going to watch wrestling.
She'd be like, ah, no.
Yeah, I think this is just a hint.
If it is
over in the UK somewhere, maybe in London, I don't know.
They have those huge soccer stadiums
and everything over there, or football stadium.
Sorry, no disrespect.
This is just a theory,
but I think it is,
going to happen and I think it's because of what
AEW did because of their
I think in a month or two their next
pay-per-views in London
and they sold out like a
I think a 50, 60,000 seat
arena. I mean, good.
Good for them, man. I mean
I think this is kind of
WWE like, wait a minute.
We're going to put on
an event. We're going to put on a bigger
event in England.
I'm all for it, man.
I mean, wherever it is, just make it a
make it a good pay-per-view.
I know the crowd will make it good and they'll be hyped.
But just make the matches good.
I know everyone was attacking Sina about his hair.
Hey, man.
Kept that half on this time.
Yeah, it's out of his control.
He didn't want to hear it.
They wouldn't have gave the Sena's hair chant or anything.
But it chanted for his hair.
Yeah.
he he's in good shape everyone better shape than me but man he clearly looks uh thinner um because
he's doing movies man he can't be big and buff he's still big and buff but he's not as big
as he as he used to be then explain the rock it's that guy's bigger than he was in wrestling
well i think that's more of an image i don't know the rock ain't bigger than cina or uh
seen any bigger than the rock
I think anyone has
but I don't know
um
you see fast 10 or whatever it is
yeah I have a fucking good time
watching it
it was stupid it was ridiculous
but I had
what ridiculous in the last one
it might be
it might be as ridiculous
or a little bit more
I just wanted another Hobbs and Shaw
we'll see
but yeah
if they have it over there
because that was it
and then it just turned into
waiting for them to
start fighting
I was waiting for Sina to tear
off his shirt and
start a match
because everyone was screaming one more match
but that fool came up
and boom
started beating down Sina
slammed them in the bag
you knocked the hat off there's the bald spot
he didn't do nothing
he didn't throw the shirt in the crowd
you didn't throw the hat in the crowd
or the wristbands or
the headband over his arm
he didn't do any of that
yeah and this fool took off his shirt
seen it still laying there
all beat up
but then see the picks him up
and gives him the um
fuck's that move called
the attitude adjustment
I was waiting for him to jump
out of the ring
and jack him up, but he didn't.
I remember when that was just called the FU.
Different times.
Yeah, so he did eventually take his shirt off,
and then he goes running down the aisle.
And I guess they're not giving him the high camera shots.
But you can see it.
It's still, it's there, man.
Again, it ain't his fault.
But yeah, I think this is going to lead to a,
um
uh,
uh,
uh,
WrestleMania over in the UK.
So again,
we'll watch it.
We're there for it.
All right.
On to this next one.
Uh,
the women's money in the bank ladder match.
Uh,
Zalina Vega,
the man,
Becky Lynch,
Zoe Stark,
Bailey,
E.
E.O. Shari.
E.O. Sky.
Whatever you want to call her.
Call her.
And Trish Stratis.
All right.
CBS sports gave this an A-minus.
I'm with it because I really liked this one more than when the guys were going at it.
Real quick.
Did you notice when they announced Bailey, they announced her as a member of Judgment Day?
Did they?
Yeah.
I had to rewind it because I was like, what?
I know I missed Smackdown, but.
I don't know.
Can't be right.
all the time. I mean, there's always mess of.
I didn't catch it, too.
It was the announcer that a member
of the judgment day.
I was like, whoa, that is
not right.
Vince is probably screaming in his ear.
Because he, I don't know,
I'm sure he's there. But yeah,
he lets him
have it. If they mess
up anybody.
I'm trying to get to the part when she comes out.
Does she come out first?
Yeah.
All right.
I try to get to it.
Oh, man.
I'm not in the living room, everyone.
I'm trying to key this up on my phone.
Let me see.
Yeah, they were hyping up other than Bud Light.
They were hyping up
James Bond.
That mentioned a plausible movie.
All right.
Yeah, they said that clearly.
Ah, Bailey.
She's my girl.
I love her.
we said this before she can't go back no more hugs no more side pony no
bailey buddies or whatever the hell of a slap bracelets and all that oh that's over
no this is this is her this is who she is until she retires so they put her in the
wwee hall of fame but this one i don't know if we picked i yeah i think we did pick i and
of course i went with bailey god damn bailey i think i also went with bailey but i
I said she was going to screw over EO, which was close enough.
Yeah, close enough.
Zelina Vega, man, she did what she was doing.
But that whole shit in the beginning, when she was pinned under the ladder,
she could have easily moved it.
Yeah, she's so fucking tiny.
There was times I was worried for her when she was on top of the ladder.
Oh, yeah.
She's like 4-11 or 5-1 or some crazy.
shit.
And Trish Stratis, I was like, okay.
I mean, don't get me wrong.
I mean, she is a Hall of Famer.
And she did her time.
But I was like, they better not let her win.
Because they were saying, if I win, then she goes, this is what they're going to say to me.
What's on the back of her ring gear.
Thank you, Trish.
I'm like, yeah.
And I really see what you were saying, the last wrestling returns about how
they're in there
like Lita and Trish
they're in there still doing
what they did
when they originally wrestling
but it doesn't look the same
uh-uh
because she's doing
she's throwing uh which i
guess they don't call it the chick kick no more
they call it the Trish kick
which I'm like okay
like she's not really throwing it like she used to
and then she went for
satisfaction at one point and it just
it was bad
it was moving very slow
yeah it wasn't
hey man
she's a hall of family
she got nothing to prove
she's already
her did her time but she was
she was taking them bumps man
because when they pushed her off
the ladder it looked like her
chin caught that top rope
she busted her nose pretty good
yeah she did
you could see it
when the camera zoomed in on her
yeah you can see that she took one
to the nose pretty hard
Might have been when she hit the rope.
I don't know, but they were all over the place.
Where's the guys with the Bailey's booty signs?
Shout out to those guys.
It was here in America.
That we are.
What's her name was doing really good in this?
Zoe Starks.
Yeah, man.
I thought she was in their kicking ass because she was not a champion.
I was a little confused.
I kind of felt like her being Tricia's like protege.
that she would be assisting her a lot more than she did.
I, because we,
when we were talking about when the Zizu and I were talking about the men,
ones and they were trying to form alliances,
I said,
but they can only be one winner.
So you got Bailey and Eio for damage control.
And then Trish and Zoe,
I was like,
like you said,
there can be only one winner.
So, I mean, what are they going to do?
Yeah, but they kind of built it up as like she's in this match to make sure Trish wins.
But it just kind of seemed like she was just another competitor.
Yeah.
But she didn't like, she didn't turn on her at any time.
It wasn't like that she, when she had the opportunity to strike and just push Trish out of the way.
But, nah.
but I mean again this this match
it took a minute to get it to get it going I mean
they were beating each other up but then
when we got closer to the end because I was like
well one of these ladies gonna start slamming each other
onto the on the ladders and everything
oh we got a good one from uh
selina yeah
the code red
flipping the
power bomb off the top rope
yeah I thought she was done
done for
a couple times.
And right before she did that move, she pulled out the slipper, the house shoe and started
beating her with it.
I'm not even going to try this how they say it in Spanish, everyone.
But these Spanish speakers, you know, you know what we're talking about.
Who was it?
Michael Cole's dumbass tried to say it sounded all stupid.
Yeah.
Because I don't want to sound stupid either.
I was about to say.
That's exactly why I don't try to pronounce it.
Yeah.
Who was it?
Wade Barrett said something
when Bailey was talking shit
and then
I think he said like something
they're like, she's like your
mortal enemy or something about
Bailey.
Bailey was standing out by the
announcers. I think she yelled shut up
or something to, oh, she
said shut up to the crowd
because the crowd was booed
Bailey and then she said, shut up.
And I think way, I think she
talking to you, Michael Cole.
She always tells Michael Cole to shut out.
Oh, man.
You, man.
She's, she's a little taller than Zalina, but, I mean, she kicks ass.
I mean, I knew she was going to kick ass in this match.
The moon salt off the ladder on the outside.
Yeah, she did.
You can't see the, um, the guys holding the ladder, but she climbed up.
She did it.
She jumped over because even in the very beginning,
she went diving out and flipped over on everyone on the outside.
But when the Zalina and Trish were going at it between the two ladders
and then Zalina used Trish as a bridge to walk across,
Zalina almost fell.
But she got to that.
Go ahead.
No, go ahead.
I was going to say, you know who I don't care about anymore?
Who?
Becky.
that's what I was going to say because she had said something earlier like I've never
heard neither she said or one of the announcers like she'd never won a money in the bank
so I was like I really didn't give it to her because that one money in the bank when they're
on top of the building when uh what's her name one uh Oscar and then turned out to be
the belt inside of the case because um
Becky was pregnant.
She couldn't defend it.
So she just gave her the belt.
So that's the same paper of you to try to make it seem like somebody died.
You know, thrown up the building.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hey, man.
They kept the party going during the pandemic everyone.
So I.
Yeah, WrestleMania, everything.
I forgot who it was.
I forgot who it was, but I think they showed up the next night on.
I was like, you look okay.
Yeah, one of those guys.
fell off the building.
Good camera work.
Fell on some boxes or something.
Yeah, he goes up on that big tall ladder.
She does a moonsault.
I can't see who's holding the ladder, but ah!
And then jumps on everywhere.
Every time someone climbing the ladder and you knew they were going to flip off,
I'll tell my grandson's, watch, watch, watch.
And they turn a look and they go, ooh, and they go, oh, and then go flying.
So that's when they were really, started attacking each other.
Don't jump off anything.
Just these guys are professionals and gals.
But, yeah, EO.
To jump ahead, yeah, everyone.
Yeah, EO won.
But I was shocked on how she won.
So, but I assume that's the end of damage control.
Or this is going to be Bailey and, what's her name, Dakota?
but yeah when Trish was climbing up the ladder
and then she was just touching the case
I hate when they do that
I thought Becky was going to win for a second
because then Becky climbed up there
and she starts
they start throwing blows at each other
Becky that luck she had that
that Loki gear
the green and yellow
I thought she Becky was about to just kill
Trish Stratis and
and do a flip off that top rope,
but Trish has jumped down.
Because no way.
I mean, she did.
Do it to someone young, not Trish.
And Zalina, man, look how little she is.
She's up there, cross-bodied.
Trish and Becky.
She's got the hair.
She looks like rogue from X-Men.
Now she's battling it out with Eo.
Yeah.
she's hell of small
I thought Eo was about to kill her
because she jumped off the springboard off the rope
thought she was going to land on Zalina
because at this time everyone
she started,
Zalina started climbing up the ladder
because everyone was laying there
but she almost got to the top
and then Becky and Trish grabbed her
power bombed her
and I think that was it for her
and then she went rolling out of the ring
and then Becky and yeah
this is when they zoomed in on
Trish, you could see that she took
some battle damage to the nose.
I couldn't tell if it was broke or if that was
just like a bruise. I think she
just scraped it on something. It didn't look like
it wasn't bleeding.
Not like
Becky when she broke her nose.
Shout out to Nyjacks.
Gave her them hands. Yes, she did.
Gave her that right cross. Hella good.
Look it up. You guys didn't see it.
It was during the,
there was the
Raw Smackdown. It was right
before, what's that one
when they all battle each other?
Survivor series. Survivor series.
Yeah.
All right. Now they're bringing out the ladders
again. They've been building the bridge
between the
ladder and the ropes.
Yeah.
Tried to do that satisfaction and didn't work.
Oh, is that when she tried to do it to Bailey
on top of the ladder?
I was like, stop.
It looked bad.
She didn't do good.
Because her and Trish and Becky's that are going at it
and then Trish threw out of the ring.
And then Zoe super kicked.
Becky and Becky fell down.
And Zoe reaches under the ring and brings out the handcuffs.
I thought Zoe was going to turn on Trish
and handcuffed both of them
together
but they began to be down
and they tried to
they got the handcuff on
on Becky
but then they just couldn't
hook it to anything
all right really quick
did she take it off
at some point
before the ending
or was this this wasn't the handcuffs
that did say that was at the end
You're going to make me go back and watch it now.
Because I'm watching it now.
And Becky's got one.
One's locked on her wrist.
And then she starts beating the hell out of Trish and Zoe,
slamming them into the guard rails.
So I don't know.
I figured.
And then Becky runs over to the announce table and starts clearing it off.
Oh, Zoe comes in pink, gets her now Trish is in action.
Zoe slams Becky onto the announce table
And they all start walking away
And then they're going to go get a ladder
I assume at some point
She must have took it off
I don't know when we get to the end
They tried to rush her with the ladder she missed
She kicks Zoe
Punches the Trish in the face
throws her over the announced table
I come to that
Michael Cole needs to take some beatings
At some point
Not move quick enough
And get it
be a part of the show
Becky
picking up the ladder
trying to put it
she puts it on the
it's on the ring
as well as the announce table
and she puts
some
Zoe up on there
and she climbs up onto the
announce table
and then Trish
is getting into the action
why don't she just punch her
why she push her
and then turns her around
so Becky and
and Trish are going at it
and then
it's not
the manhandle slam or whatever they
else she calls it. She's
get rock bottoms
Trish on the ladder but doesn't break anything
she just kind of falls and rolls off
but then Zoe comes out of nowhere
and takes out
Becky so she goes down.
Ring is empty, everyone's laying on
the outside and
Zoe's holding her back slowly
trying to get in and here comes little
little Zelina she climbs into the ring
they
climb up the lap
up the ladder so slow
I
it's part of the show
I gotta create the drama
and this is with
yeah
Zelina climbs at the top
Zoe's up there
then she pulls out
the little flip flop
it starts hitting her with it
devil has Michael Cole
I thought they were going to kill
Zelina right here
they do that flip off the top
of that ladder
it looks like
Zalina
took most of the force because she landed right on that ass and then she rolls off and then
Zoe kind of just rolls out of the ring.
We see everybody's out of the ring now except for Zelina.
She's laying there probably butt bone hurts.
She took that hard,
that hard thing.
All right,
here comes,
she's climbing up the ladder,
but then she gets pushed over by Bailey.
I think this is when it turned.
But Bailey's got that,
oh, man, I'm sorry, but I need to win.
Yeah.
She says that I shouldn't have done that.
Bailey says the ladder back up.
I don't know why she had to turn it all the way around.
She should have just set it up and then climbed up.
You know, they got to do the adjustment to kill time.
Like they can't figure out where the case is,
so they keep moving the ladder.
If you guys follow me on Instagram,
I was filming it during this part.
And I was going, no.
I was like Bailey when she was getting up there,
but then Becky Lynch comes running in.
And that's what I was going,
no.
She like grabbed the Bailey by like the side of the mouth.
And then when Becky was climbing up there,
I was like,
ah.
And then Bailey gets back into the action.
She's climbing up.
Now they're kind of reaching in between the steps.
Bailey falls off.
Eo jumps back in.
Becky kicks her in the face.
She goes down.
And then I was screaming again.
No.
I want her to go in.
And she jumps back into action.
I don't know why she did.
Well, I guess I see why she did this.
Becky was almost to the top.
Becky's climbing or Bailey climbs in and reaches in between the ladders and
grabs Becky to she kind of falls down a little.
And why they're reaching in.
between the steps
Eo comes in
Wait a minute
Let me go back
Did Becky have it on her wrist still?
Um
All right
Becky's climbing up
Here comes Bailey
She falls
Yeah she still has the
Okay
She still had the
handcuffs on
So when they're two arms
Are together Eo jumps up
And locks the other handcuff onto Bailey
so there's no way they could climb up the ladder.
They could have if Bailey or Becky would have climbed in between the ladder steps,
but then we wouldn't have had this awesome ending.
I'm surprised Bailey wasn't like grabbing Eo as she was climbing over her
to climb up the ladder.
It's like her arms and her other arm and legs didn't work for some reason.
Yeah, because Bailey starts reaching for her.
as she gets to the top.
And then Eo climbs up to the very
top, slings the other leg
over, and she unhooks.
So Eio, Shari,
Sky, whatever.
His 2023's
women's money in the bank
winner. Celebrated the whole time
while Becky and Bailey were handcuffed
and couldn't move. Yep.
And here's the two big but like hands
floating in the air.
Oh, the bud light
winners of the match.
Yeah, the winner's toast.
That's what it says.
I mean, but good for her, man.
I mean, she deserves it.
I mean, she's good to see.
I was just happy.
I mean, Trish, I love you, but I'm glad that she didn't.
She didn't win.
I wanted Bailey to win because that's my girl.
I got to represent the Bay.
But I was happy with it.
Again, if you watched my little video on Instagram, I would win when she won,
I was like, all right, I'm all right with this.
But I was screaming for Bailey.
in this but overall man i thought this match was was awesome because once it took a minute to get
going but once it got going they were beating the hell out of each other uh cbs sports gave this
one an a minus i'd give it just a regular a but it was it was still a good match the outcome was
i didn't see it maybe maybe others maybe some of others did uh i didn't see i for some reason
i thought becky was going to win because the way they were saying oh i've never won uh a money in the
bank. So, and the way they push her so much, I assumed she was going to win. So I'm over,
Becky. I was shocked and surprised and I was happy, uh, with the end of this one. All right,
everybody, we're back. I don't know what happened. Just some technical, uh, difficulties.
I don't know. No, none of us are at fault. Just it's how things go. But anyway, we're on to the
World Heavyweight Championship match,
Seth Rollins,
taking on Finn Baller.
Before we dive into it,
what did you think of this match?
I thought it was,
it was decent.
It wasn't the best I've seen between these two.
I think this feud happened a little too late.
Because when did,
what was that when he injured him,
like six,
seven years ago?
Yeah.
And for them to use that as a feud now,
or the little ingredients to the feud.
I just thought it was a little late for that.
But, you know, they came in and they did what they did.
I didn't like to finish.
I thought somebody was coming in to cash in,
but it didn't happen.
I think they're just kind of planting the seeds for a judgment day storyline in the future.
But I thought it was decent.
Yeah, I mean, this match was good.
I kind of think the judgment,
judgment day is coming to an end.
I don't know, but I thought,
yeah, I thought Damien Priest was going to cash it in.
I mean, but before it started, man,
the crowd was hyped.
They were singing,
um,
see if you guys can hear this.
Yeah.
And this part went on and on.
and on, which was cool, man.
I mean, I give it to the, to the crowd, man.
They were hyped and they were ready for it.
But Finn was sitting there like, he wasn't,
he wasn't having any of it.
So, but yeah, because we said already,
the crowd was,
was pretty hyped for him.
But Finn was just sitting there like,
come on, let's just get this thing on the road.
Short match, too.
Yeah, it wasn't, it wasn't very long.
I mean, I knew
Finn wasn't going to win.
I mean, I knew that right out the gate
because Ballard just got this belt.
So, I mean, he's not going to lose it that quick.
I think he'll hold on to it.
A few more pay-per-views.
I don't think he's going to hold on to it for years.
I think someone's going to take it from
if Damien Priest looks like he's going that route
because at the end he did come out
and for a distraction
like he was going to cash it in.
My fingers were crossed.
I thought he was gunned.
I was like,
please cash it in.
And then I kind of figured,
all right,
well,
if he does that,
it's going to throw a riff
in the judgment day
and that's going to be it for them.
What should have happened was
he should have caused the interference
for Finn to win the title
and then turn on Finn right after.
So Finn only has the belt.
for like a minute.
Because that won money in the bank
when Dean Ambrose won.
And he cashed it in later that night
and got it.
Because who was it?
Seth and Roman were going at it?
And I think
Seth won and got the belt.
If I remember right.
And then Dean Ambrose,
came in and cashed it in and won the title.
So I thought something like that was going to happen, but now we didn't get any of that.
But yeah, these two, man, they both go hard.
They went really hard with the beating the hell out of each other.
Both of them going super high and flying in and out of the ring.
I mean, that coup de Grau, Seth, Finn gets up there pretty high when he comes down.
and I know he bends his legs to not give it full force,
but I still say, man, that's got to hurt still.
Someone jumping that high and landing on you.
I don't know how much he weighs.
I know he don't like taking that buckle bomb from Seth Rollins anymore.
You got to have flashbacks to his injury.
No, so I thought Seth was going to take him out because that was when Finn won the
belt and then I had to give it away the next night.
Yeah.
But with these two, man, they, they both go hard.
They know what they're doing in there and they put on a good show.
So that's what I like about both of them.
I mean, these two are awesome performers.
But, man, we've seen this match.
How many times now?
Yeah.
I just felt like they've kind of given up on Finn.
I think after he got hurt is when they,
I noticed that they just kind of, well, you got hurt.
It could probably come back at any time.
So we're not going to super push you because they were pushing it big for a minute.
And then he just got hurt.
And then they kind of just not really doing much with him.
I mean, I don't know why they sent him back to NXT and then set him up with Judgment Day,
which is, I think I like judgment day.
Yeah.
I mean, you couldn't, you couldn't make them the new bloodline.
You could have had Finn win against Seth and then Damien cash in on Roman in the main event.
You could have just had everybody, well, except Dom's have belts, but then Dom has mommy.
No, he don't need nothing.
He's got it all.
Is she still with, uh, buddy.
Yeah.
Well, everybody's doing promos about him having a girl in a storyline with another guy.
But, you know, we talked about AEW.
It's kind of, you say whatever you want over there.
Yeah, you can't.
I mean, but they were wasting him here on WWE, so my little go over there and do something.
but again yeah this match man they they went super hard i can't really think of something that was
like super duper exciting about it until the ending i mean because they were pinning each other
back and forth throughout the match but it just i don't know i mean it was a good match the crowd
was really really into it so i guess that's all you can pretty much say that they they were hyped
Yeah, you're right, because nothing really exciting happened until the priest came out.
And then you thought something was going to happen.
Because when he came out, yeah, then everybody, ah!
And it just took, it was a distraction.
It took everyone away from what was going on in the ring.
Because when you know he's someone standing there with a briefcase, you know, it's going to go down.
some way or another.
It'd be cool if EO came in and cashed in on Seth.
Hit it with that boomed salt.
But the finisher at the end of this,
other than when Damien Priest came out,
because he just came strolling out.
And Seth saw him.
So he was like, oh, man, he was just eyeing him.
Like, all right, man, I'm ready.
Because when Damien was walking around,
around, Finn Baller was just laying there in the middle of the ring.
But then he jumped up and tried to spring into action.
But Seth gave him a super kick and kicked him out of the ring.
But Damien was still just walking around the ring and he kind of stood there.
Seth got out and tried to step to him.
But nothing happened.
Damien just pulled out the falling chair and sat down and was waiting for his moment.
But Seth, taking his eye off the prize with a distraction, Finn Baller came out of nowhere and booed him into the head of the padding.
And then while he's laying there, Finn got up and did the coup de Grave off the announce table.
And he was hyping everybody up.
So they jump back into the ring and they're going at it again.
Finn goes up to the top.
but then he notices
well he already saw
that Damien Priest was there
but
when he goes up there
he looks off to Finn's left
and then Damien jumps up
from out of the chair
and he's holding the briefcase and then
Finn tries to say something but it kind of
distracted him. He jumps off the top
rope. Seth rolls out of the way
and then
sets him up for a curb stomps.
He stomps Finn Baller and one, two, three.
That's it.
After this, I was waiting for priests to jump in there and cash it in.
But I was like, well, Seth wasn't laying there hurt.
I think if Seth was laying there hurt, I think he probably would have.
But overall, it didn't.
There was no new champion this night with the heavyweight belt.
So, but yeah, CBS Sports.
they gave this one a B plus so yeah I'm okay with it on to the main I would give it a C
on to the main event Roman rains and solo Sacoa taken on the Uso's what the
shirt say from day one ish all right I mean I mean I
I think this was the Civil War match and everyone.
I wish the Usoos would come out back to doing a Haka before they get into the ring.
And I don't like this song that they've had for a while.
They should have because I think it was the Smackdown before this.
They were confronting Roman and solo,
and they were talking about how they're not the only ones.
and the family
not not pleased with with him
so that's how I
think the open their entrance should have been
you should have had the elders come out
standing there and then the us
those do the Haka with their
face painted like they used to
I was waiting for Rikishi to come out
I think I think he's coming
or I was even rooting for
if the rock
if he had it came out that place
was a blew up but
I don't know what he's doing
I think he's got a new baby to take care of
but
yeah this was the graphics I hated
when
when Roman came out that
little graphics
the character
they looked terrible
I just I don't know what they're doing
but maybe
maybe that's the problem
maybe it's not that the graphics
are there it's just they look
really bad
yeah
but
here they come
Romans got one belt on
and Paul Heyman's carrying the other two
What's the blue one again? Is that the
The
One's the universal title
The other was the world heavyweight title
So the universal is the red one right?
Yeah
And the blue one's the world heavyweight
And what's the one he's wearing?
The undisputed
something I don't know I don't I don't understand why there's still other belts being carried around
oh it should be like you can only get one but all right but but I like what they're doing here so
I'm gonna let it slide I still think it would have been awesome if he would have won them tag belts
he's the tribal chief man they were screaming at him they were well fuck you Roman
and tribal wanker and everything, man.
I don't think I like that he was letting the crowd get to him.
Yeah, because he was like just, he kept looking at everyone and like, what, what he, what?
Because he used to catch what he said to Paul when he was sitting on an apron.
Uh-uh.
He's like, England's as dumbest place ever or something.
He said something like that.
Well, you got to keep a k-fabe, man, no matter what.
I just with the way his character's been, I just, I didn't like that he was just so easily distracted by the crowd yelling stuff at him.
I mean, people yell at him regardless, but not, not like this.
So they, I thought the crowd was, they were on point all the time with every time they were either yelling something or, or saying what they say over there.
Because sometimes they were saying stuff, but I didn't know what the hell they were saying.
Yeah, they were so into it.
I've never heard a crowd sing the Uso's theme song word for word.
Yeah.
Because everybody was, they were saying everybody's, the crowd, the, they were singing all the guys that they loved, guys and gals when they came out, like hard and loud.
So.
But I will say as many people that was talking shit to.
There was a lot of number one fingers up in the air.
Oh, yeah.
There was still.
There was still fans.
My finger would have been in the air, too.
I mean, I love the Uso's, but I think Roman reigns, the tribal chief, the tribal wanker.
Yeah, just wait until Rikishi Cubs and puts the family back together.
But, yeah, man, there was, they went pretty hard, especially solo.
I mean, he does what he does.
He's obviously bigger than
than his brother. And he's the youngest one.
Yeah, he's, I think,
by seven, eight years.
Damn, is that young?
Are they like in the
30s and he's in his 20s?
Let me see. Solo is 30 years old.
Shit, then they're pushing 40.
Jay and Jimmy are 37.
Yeah, they're pushing 40 then.
Because the first two in the ring, it was Jay and Solo.
And that's when Roman was just looking around at the crowd.
Like, what?
What the hell are you guys doing?
I mean, if you see Jimmy and Jay, man, they're both in shape.
Yeah.
But they don't look scary.
Solo's got that scary as look.
Never smiles, never nothing.
He's a street champ.
What they call him?
He's the enforcer.
well he's probably mad because i'm sure they beat him up his whole life when he was little
yeah i'm just like if roman was beating the uso's out then the usos must have been beating you up
so he was at the bottom so he probably do have a lot of anger built out yeah i was um uh
if you got no roman his uh his little his tattoos he's only got one arm and uh all three
of these guys uh the uosos in sucose and sucos and sucose in sucose and
they got both arms.
I thought one of them was going to say something at time
because there was times when they were on the mic
and they were going back and forth talking shit.
I thought they were against someone was going to say something about that.
Solos brutal, man.
You got to watch out for him.
Man, I know he's been in the business a while,
but he seems like he goes a little overboard.
Yeah, I feel like when he wrestles,
I'm watching his dad wrestle
because he has a lot of his moves.
sets.
I'm sure all three of them were trained by him,
especially.
But I feel more as he takes after his father,
as far as in ring stuff,
more than the Uso's.
Because yeah, man,
this took a minute to go.
There was a lot of just stare downs kind of going back and forth.
Because Solo's been in the ring now for a while,
and nothing's happening.
But they finally attack each other.
And does it seem,
like solo's a little slow. I mean, not
mentally, but like slow in the
wings.
Yeah.
He just
kind of just trotts along.
But if you get to hold of you, that's it.
Yeah, like when
he throws his, when he throws a
super kick, it's not the quickest
super kick. Yeah.
It's a little sloppy.
But he's a big dude, though.
Yeah, he's hell of big, man.
That.
Simone's bike, man.
He was just raring and ready to get that stuck into someone.
But yeah, everybody wanted Roman in there.
But Solo, he was in there doing this thing,
and they were both double teaming him and whooping his ass.
Jay still seems a little wishy-washy.
I'm not really sure about him
because he was the first one that kind of started to question Roman Rains.
but then again jay was the one what are you doing what are you doing we're family but now
it's all totally different now i think jail i think he'll turn on jimmy
because i think this whole uh what do they call him main event jay yeah i think he's gonna
think he can go out on his own or maybe that whole thing where there the crowd was chaned
for him to be tribal chief maybe that's going to go to his head
You're going to start telling his brother what to do.
But yeah, I mean, they all went back and forth.
I mean, the Uso's were the high flyers.
I mean, Roman, of course, he does.
He always does his same moves.
And he runs and jumps, jumps out of the ring.
I'm surprised they still call that one move where you're like on the apron
and he runs and jumps and kicks you and lands on the apron.
The one they call the drive-by.
Yeah.
surprised they still call it the drive-by
yeah
I'm not
what's the same solo
he seemed like he was doing most of
the heavy lifting because he
was in the ring out of that team he was in the rain the most
but
did these guys
the USUs they just wrestling regular
street shoes
yeah
I think Roman does too, but I think his are like custom.
But I did like the,
he's the trap chief, so you got to have everything custom.
When it was getting towards the end of the match and the Uso's were getting
hype, man, that was a time where they both
double teamed him and gave him
a double spear.
I thought that was cool.
But yeah, man, they were both going for it on Roman.
and Solo was just laying on the outside of the ring
But every now he would come in and break it up
But this this the end of this match was a total
Shocker I didn't
I knew he wasn't gonna drop those belts
I knew that but he just seemed
Like I don't know at times he seemed like he wasn't there
But I don't know, you know, maybe it was in the script
Yeah, it was weird because
later on in the match
where he tries to, because
I guess he went on Twitter and said he was going to
smash him, spike him, stack them, and
win or something.
And he
stacks up both the Uso's and pins him and they
both kick out.
And then he's just sitting there like
looking like
he's crying.
I thought he was going to cry.
And then Solo comes in and
is looking at him like, are you fucking crying?
Get up.
That's when I thought Solo was going to turn on him.
Yeah, that's coming.
I think he's going to turn and then join his brothers.
And then three of them are going to wreck house.
Solo got Jay and threw him on the announce table and Solo climbed up on the barrier.
But Roman was still looking at him like, what the hell are you doing?
But Solo knew it was his time and he was going to take it.
But when he jumps to go land on his brother,
Jay gets out of the way and Solo just hits the table.
That's hilarious.
See, when you get up there and take too time, man,
take too long, then that's, that's on you.
So, but Jay's in the ring now at Roman.
They're both, he's super kicking him.
And Roman Raines is trying to, he did the spear.
And I thought it was it.
This is the one when, uh, when Roman, uh, when Roman, uh, pen Jimmy.
or J and then right before three left right he brought up his right arm and gave uh roman a
a low blow okay because the look on his face uh when he got forearmed or uh the inside arm
he got him in the balls he just had that crazy look on his face i like michael cole's reaction
on the replay it was i guess he he didn't see it at first
on those little bitty screens.
I don't...
I don't know.
I hate Michael Cole.
Again, I'm just glad
Corey wasn't there. We had
Bad News, Barrett.
They'll be there for SummerSlam.
But yeah,
Roman's still laying on the floor
or on his hands and knees,
and then the Uso's both, they go to work
and start giving them super kicks
left and right. They even gave him
a double super kick.
But got them back on those feet.
then they turn over to the brother.
He's on the apron.
They super kick him.
He falls off.
Roman gets up.
They double super kick him again.
Jay's going up top for the splash.
Boom.
He hit Roman.
I thought that was it.
What was it?
Okay.
I thought this match kept off going,
but Rovers pretty much beat up.
But yeah, when Jay came down and boom,
splashed on him and Roman just couldn't get up.
but the the usos they were like shocked
like we did we did I mean they were both selling it
I mean obviously they tell them before
who's gonna win but I think it was well deserved
it was a shocker I didn't think
uh Roman and Socoa were gonna let them
let him beat him but they did
So uh well Roman was still laying there
I don't know where solo was he was laying on the ground
somewhere outside
but when
Roman sits up and he's he's all mad and everything
it looked like Jimmy was starting to feel
bad about it and Jay was the one that like hey yeah man I defeated him
so he can be beat so
the other thing I loved about this match I was happy that
these guys beat him yeah like it was more
meaningful to the four of them
to have a match against one another and the Uso's winning.
I thought that was really cool because Roman's reign of terror has been going on for years now.
So it was good to see that he's beatable.
I have a feeling that maybe Roman's going to go on vacation or something.
And I think he's going to drop the belts then.
Someone's going to take him from him.
So I don't know.
We'll see.
That's just my theory on what's going on.
I'm going to call it.
I think he keeps it until
WrestleMania.
That's still
next year.
I know that.
I think
I think
WWE wouldn't do that.
Solo's still laying on the
announce table that he
jumped on and crashed.
Those are putting their fingers
up, Romans on the outside of the ring
crying.
I saw a video
like after the camera stopped rolling.
he was sitting on the side just
pouting and everybody was talking
shit to him and he just started yelling
yelling at them but by then
they were already off the air so
yeah from what I
I think I've seen on Twitter
I think I don't know if is this
Smackdown or the next one
but I think they're taking
you remember when they took Sammy
to tribal court? Yeah
I think they're taking Roman to tribal
court and this is where
I hope Rikishi and some of
elders show up.
Or maybe the Rock's music hits.
Well, he tried to save Roman that won the Super WrestleMania at Dallas Stadium.
But that was different times.
He didn't save him.
So they didn't give a shit about Rome.
Or even when, I think it was the raw that he won, the raw right before WrestleMania.
so he won his chance to have his match
and everybody was booing him
and luckily the rock was there and they told him
get out there and get everyone excited
they were excited but when he started
yeah give it up they were like boo
so when he had that look on his face like why the hell
are they booed yeah he was like
they weren't having they were not having it
what the fuck it's going on
oh man
crazy times everyone but
you looked at all right
everybody. They do not boo me when I come out here. What the fuck have you been doing?
I think it was just because they, he was just basically getting handed everything.
And everybody was mad because I know some people wanted, uh, Seth to get this treatment. He's got it now.
But I think that they had to push somebody out of the shield once they broke up.
I think they knew Ambrose was heading towards.
the door. I don't think it was that time yet,
but Seth, I mean, they
loved them and everything, but I
think they were focusing more
on Roman rings. Because he did
have that, when they were the shield, man,
everyone, he was the fan favorite. I'm not
going to lie to you guys. He was, he was my
favorite out of the shield.
And I still support him. If I was there
with him, I'd have my finger up in the air, too,
and I'd have cheered when he came out.
But I don't know, everyone.
Can't please everyone.
But, all right,
everyone, that is it.
When's the next one?
I think August.
I just looked at it up.
August 5th,
SummerSlam, Detroit.
All right.
Well, I'm ready for that one.
They're doing the Great American Bash for NXT
at the end of the month.
All right.
We'll have to watch that one as well.
All right, everyone, that is it for this year's
money in the bank.
Shout out to Damien Priest.
and E.O. Shari, E.O. Sky, whatever you want to call him, for being, uh, senior money in the bank.
Senior.
And miss money in the bank.
And, uh, mommy, we love you. I wish you were, you had more to do instead of staying in there looking
hell of good.
That was enough.
But all right, everyone, that is it.
Come back in the next month.
Is that what you said?
August 5th.
All right, yeah.
Come back next month.
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