The Horror Returns - The Wrestling Returns: WWE Royal Rumble 2023

Episode Date: February 1, 2023

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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, welcome to another episode of the wrestling returns. The road to WrestleMania has finally begun, but before we get to all that good stuff, I'm your host, Brian. With me as always is my main oops, my brother, Ned. That's up, man. Oh, man, I'm good. I'm good, everybody. Yeah, Role Rumble. It was, the Roy Rumbles were cool. it was just to me everything in between was

except for the main event I was down for that but you talk about those those filler matches yeah that was I was like really especially the we'll get to it we'll get to it in a minute everyone but yes

we'll rumble 22 or 2023 was it San Antonio is that where this one was the Alamo down Yeah Never been in San Antonio I eventually want to get there At some point Texas have only been to

Houston Dallas and Austin That's about it But Royal Royal Rumble The guy I picked Didn't win But I was all right With who won

You guys follow me on Facebook I picked Dominic Mysterio But that didn't happen I bet, my pick, my pick wasn't even in it. I was like, oh, that's kind of weak, but, yeah, I mean, I mean, that that storyline played out real good. So I wasn't, I wasn't completely mad.

He wasn't in it. My pick was Sammy Zane, Sammy Usso. I guess they were saving him. They didn't want to, maybe they didn't want to risk him getting hurt by all these big brutes that were in there. Um, the role rumble, the beginning, um, the men's real rumble is what, what kicked it off. I believe there's no more kickoff shows. Am I correct? I watched, uh, they have kickoff shows, but they don't, they don't, I guess they don't have matches anymore.

Because, uh, I kept like tuning, tuning back in, tuning out. And every time I go back in, it was just them talking for an hour. Yeah, because it's, oh, it's starting at four. So I was all juiced ready, had all my snacks ready. And then I said, yeah. I was like, it don't start till five. I was like, oh. So I, yeah, I went back and forth.

I was like, ah, it was nothing, just them yapping and yapping. But the 30 men, Royal Rumble. I'm just going to run down the list who was all in it before we start talking about it. The number one spot, Gunther, Gunther, whatever you want to say his name. The ring, genital. Yeah. And Seamus, the Miz. This is all in order.

how they came out. Coffey Kingston, Johnny Gargano, Xavier Woods, Carrying cross, Shorty G., Chad Gable, Drew McIntyre. Santos Escobar, Angela Dawkins, Brock Lesnar, Bobby All the Almighty Bobby Lashley, Baron Corbyn, what are they doing with them? Seth Rollins, Otis, Ray Mysterio, we'll get to him in a minute. Dominic Mysterio. Walk with Elias, Finn Baller, Booker Tee, that was a surprise, but I was happy to see him. Damien Priest, Montez Ford, Edge, dumbass, Austin Theory, Omas, Ron Stroman, Rickache, Logan Paul, which I was surprised. I wasn't ready for him.

And the American Nightmare, Cody Rhodes, coming in at the 30 spot. but Brian, what did you think of the 30 men Men's Royal Rumble? I thought it was pretty good. No real big surprises as far as entrance

other than Booker T which I was excited he was in there but you know then he them kicks ain't getting as high as they used to be so.

Oh no, they weren't. I was impressed by I think it was good having a gunther in there because I know they're trying to push him and having him number one going all the way to the end.

I thought that was a good look for him. I'm really getting into the Dominic Mysterio character. I really, I mean, he kind of plays that, you know, he's doing the whole, I was, I was in prison and I did a hard time, but at the same time

he's in the ring, you know, holding out to the ropes, you know, ducking in the corner, you know, I kind of, I just, I just like the way the story's playing out for him. And he's kind of coming into his own a little bit. And, uh, I see what they're doing with the, with the, with the Raven Stereo thing. I, I have a theory that this is all going to go down at WrestleMania, father versus son. And I'm going to call it right now. He's going to beat his father. and it's going to be an emotional moment and Ray's going to take the mask off and hand it to his son.

Yeah, that will be. I'm hoping that I'm there, boys and girls. Because I want to see both of these, if they are both the main events, Roman Reins and if you've already seen it, you know who the winner is and who the winner is, as well as the women's main event for the winner. for that. I do want to be those.

I know they're not going to be the same night, so I guess it's going to be safe to say to, I was just going to go to one. I might have to go to both to enjoy the full WrestleMania weekend.

Because the last couple I've been to was just the one day on Sunday. I don't know. We'll see. I don't care where I'm sitting at. I don't care if I'm weighing the nosebleed behind a pillar. as long as I can see a screen. It's just fun to be in there to hoot and holler with everybody and just have a good time.

So we'll see. Before we get to the road, what's it for people like me that's never been to a pay-per-view event, especially WrestleMania? What's the environment like? What's the energy like in there? As far as regular pay-per-views, I think the last one I went to, other than the WrestleMania's I've been to I've been to one Royal Rumble That was in Phoenix That was when

The Rock took the belt From CM Punk, which was bullshit But But it was awesome to be in there To be at a row That's the only Royal Rumble I've been at I'm glad it was at a much smaller arena Instead of these big baseball stadiums

That they're doing now But it's awesome We were way up top And we were kind of right behind The WrestleMania sign So there was a constant spotlight in our eyes, but we didn't care. We were in there.

We were all having a blast, hooting and hollering. I think we were like three rows from the top. But we still had so much fun in there. I lost my voice going off and everything. So it's really fun. TLC, I went to one in San Jose. That one, I was second row from the top. I didn't care.

I was inside. And I had a blast with everybody around me and watching and just having fun. WrestleMania, I went to the one at the bitch-ass 49ers stadium. And yeah, 49ers you guys are out just like us, the Seahawks. So fuck the Niners. Is that when you called into the horror returns and you were like talking to like 49er fans or something like that? Oh, no, that was, uh, that was Summer Slamming. That was SummerSlam in Vegas at the bitch-ass Raiders Stadium.

Anyway, so the, the WrestleMania at, in Santa Clara at the Santa Clara at the Santa Clara 49ers stadium. That was fun. We lucked out. We were on the shade side because it is an open stadium and it was sunny and hot. And we were nice and cool in the shade the whole time. That was when fucking, the main event was Brock Lesner and Roman Raines when the architect, Monday night Rollins came out and hijacked the belt with the cashed in his money in the bank. I'm glad I was there because it's a huge. WrestleMania moment, but I was mad. I was, ah, no, as he, as his music hit and he came tearing down that long-ass ramp.

And I was mad at the outcome. But, hey, I was there. It was a good time. Not as bad as his family was, from what I understood. Because everybody thought he was going to win the belt. That's why they came. But I went to Dallas at the Cowboys Stadium when, when Rome. and finally won.

And that was, it was an awesome moment, but everybody was booing him at this point. They just weren't, they weren't having him at all. I mean, the push he was getting,

I was all for it. I was rooting for him. But it just, I don't know, man, what Vince was doing, he was pushing him just a little,

little too hard. So, but he's, everyone's buying it now. There's tribal, tribal chief and the bloodline and, uh,

acknowledge him. I got my seat at the table and I'll acknowledge him. I'm still down for Roman rains. But that one was really fun. It was hella hot outside and the Cowboy Stadium is closed and it was freezing in there because the AC was full blast. And but it was, I had a ticket standing only. I had to stand the whole time and I'm never doing that again. Oh man, my knees are killing me.

by the end of it. But when all everything was going on, I mean, you're so hyped and having a good time. You just kind of forget that. And a couple beers will help that too. But I had a good time at both WrestleMania as I went to.

Raws and just regular house shows. Those are just as fun. Depending on where you see it at. Sometimes there's a lot of people. Sometimes there's not. But I've been to a few of those. Hopefully I can go to AEWs in March. It's going to be here in California and Sacramento.

I want to go to one of those. I didn't just run. of my friends shout out to donnie he he hit me up say man a w's with me in sacramento so i want to go i want i want to go see all that so i think that's going to be fun but it's a good time man i think um personally i love indie small house shows with the up-and-comers and people you've never heard of i think those shows are better because everybody really really gets into it so but these big ones man they're they're just as fun you go in there to have a good time time and just hoot and holler for your favorites and boo the people you don't like and everyone

just enjoys everyone's there to have a good time nobody's there to cause any troubles of course there's going to be fools that get out of hand the can or the liquor but it's still a good time i suggest if you're in if you're listening to this obviously in the wrestling definitely go to these to these big events if you can go to wrestlemania cool just for the experience again indy house shows those are amazing i love going to those even if there's no one there's one going on this weekend in reno i might go to but it's supposed to be snowing so i don't want to be driving over there it's um micro midget wrestling or whatever i know i know midget isn't the the correct term but that's what it's called so i might go to it depending on on how the

weather is but yeah definitely do if you get a chance man anything even little house shows like I said go check those out man everyone's really into those it's more up and close and personal with everyone that's going on an event and you just feel the awesomeness and the fun of being there hooting and holland I mean you can go to one and not know

any wrestler you'll still pick who your favorite is as the match is going and it's always fun to get into those but nice as far as the rumble um I was cool with the winner American Nightmare

Cody Rhodes won. But the highlight to me, I didn't realize Brock Lesnar was coming in. And so when his music hit, I was like, yeah. And when he came in the ring, he just started throwing everybody he can get a hold of out. So I thought that he didn't last very long,

not like that one year when he like came in first and went all the way to the end. But I thought it was still, it was still a good match. The other standout moment is when, Logan Paul and Ricochet when they both spranged off the top rope

and just crashed into each other in the middle of the ring Yeah, I was like, are they about to do this? Because they were yelling at each other, like, oh, we're gonna, are we gonna do this? Let's do this. And I was like, like, I was picturing in my mind. And then when it happened, I was like, oh, my God.

it was like perfect it was it was just i'm sure they practiced it and and they just did it and it pulled off and it had a huge pop because everybody was so i thought that was awesome i really loved to that part the other part i loved is uh when um the almighty bobby lashley he came in after brock lesnar and they he went right after him he's the one that a limit eliminated Brock Lesnar after he threw each other, threw everyone out of the ring. Him and Gunther kind of went at it. Brock Lezner and Gunther went at it for a little bit. And that was cool.

I mean, I love Johnny Gargano, but come on, man. Give him a big run. I mean, they brought him up. And then to me, they're just, I don't know, they kind of wasting him. Yeah, I heard Triple H is waiting for. Um, uh, what's his name, uh, to, to come back from injury. Uh, fuck. What is his name?

The guy that used to be his tag partner. Oh, um, someone's yelling it. Um, this is carrying over from the last episode of the horror turns where there was a bunch of bunch of times the people were probably yelling. I, yeah, I know you're talking about. And I'm sure. Tomasso choppa. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I heard. they're going to do like a reunion when they come back because the tag division's looking kind of kind of weak now yeah I hope so I'm watching this everyone as we're going through it so but um

Ray Mysterio's about to come out and they played his music he was supposed to come out in the 17th spot but then he never came out and they never really went into it they just kind of like well you see Dom came out with the mask in his hand. Yeah. Clearly trying to rip it, but apparently it wasn't strong enough to tear it apart. Because he tried many times.

Oh, they should have just made one where he can rip because I'm sure his mask are professionally made by whoever makes his mask and obviously do an amazing job because he, yeah, he could not rip that thing. I think his wife makes all his masks. Oh, well, I wonder how many masks he has. I mean, I know he, he's, when he comes out and he has that one that's over and he always would give it to one of the little, the little luchas that are off on the side, which is I love when he does that. Yeah. He always gives it to one of them, but I don't know. We'll see. Yeah, obviously it was going to lead up to Otis.

Yeah, Otis just gave out. It's going to lead up to WrestleMania. so I'm I'm like all right okay but Otis I love him I mean he's he's fun he's funny he's a big guy yeah like I like they're going back to his uh kind of the old old character he was doing because he but he busted out the caterpillar and the rumble he did I don't he kind of slipped he no I'm speaking to someone else uh that was Kevin I want to talk about that later but oh yeah question Cofy Did he fuck up again this year?

I think he did and played it off. When Kofy Kingston came in, and you know, he's always Mr. Royal Rumble and he always did something spectacular. I remember he messed up. I think it was last year. He was jumped onto the wall, but then his foot slipped and he was out.

So. Well, that was bad camera work. Yeah. If you watch that, and when he gets thrown out, Gunther gives him the boot and he goes flying off off the ring. After Xavier Woods got thrown out first and he was laying there. And then Kofi was next to get the boot and get kicked out.

I think he was supposed to land on a chair. I don't think Xavier was ready for it. And he just kind of threw it. And Kofi fell out of the ring. But if you watch it, it looks like his foot, the camera, they show him. he's laying there. Both feet, if he hits the ground, you're eliminated. One foot was still on top of the chair.

So you were kind of like, well, what happened here? I mean, it looks like when he fell out, it looks like he hit. Yeah. He hit the both feet hit. But they're saying, no, no, his leg is still up. And then Michael Cole was trying to sell it. He was like, one foot still hasn't touched the floor. And I'm like, yeah, they both. did.

Yeah, it wasn't happening. But I think it was a mess up. It looked like it. I'm not really sure what was supposed to happen. But Coffey was out and it didn't work out for him.

So I'm trying to get to the part after he fell out onto the chair on how he was supposed to get back in. Oh, here it is. Okay. So he's laying there on his foot's on the chair. Xavier is still laying there. This was right before Barack Lesnar came out.

And I don't think he got back in the ring, did he? No, he, like the chair was laying on his side and he was like clutching the chair and he had like one foot

wrapped around or one leg wrapped around the other side and that's when Cole was like, oh, the other foot still hasn't touched and the camera just cut away. And I kind of, I felt like he got hurt trying to land on the chair. I don't think they went back to him because it looks,

it looks like they just so much was going on in the ring after Barack Lesnar came in. They just said, F it and get out of there because they don't even go back to Kofi. Because once Brock Lesnar came in, he started throwing everyone out. He threw out, um, um, what's his nuts? one full Mexican guy oh Santos Escobar

didn't he like F5 him out the ring yeah he threw him out then he threw out what's his name from Angelo Dawkins he threw him out then he picked up Shorty G and just threw him out

and then he went after McIntyre suplexed him a German suplex And then he did a belly suplex to Shamis and threw him on his head And so I was like weak But Seamus, it looked like he was all right

He got up and this is when he kind of had to stand off with With Gunther I want to see that match But I don't know We'll see Yeah, I'm trying to throw in Little stuff I've been hearing If it's not going to be

Brock and Bobby at WrestleMania They said it might be Gunther Bobby or Gunther and Brock but I say do a fucking three way yeah for the intercontinental title

yeah because yeah Bobby Lashley came in right after Brock Lesnar and then they went at it so they kind of had their thing yeah Brock then does continue to throw Gunther all over the place and then Bobby

lastly came in a speared Brock Lesner and they got their thing going on I was watching an old ECW. Black don't crack, boys and girls, because Bobby Lashy looks exactly the same. Looks like he didn't age one bit.

He got a little bit bigger, but he's still badass, man. He's the Almighty. And yeah, dude, he was roughing everybody up. He was body slamming. The fool's left and right until Brock Lesnar got hold of him. And F5,

or tried to F5 him. But Bobby Lashley ended up clothes lining Brock Lesser and he flew out of. the ring. I was like, oh, we, but. A little reckless there slamming the steel steps on the announces table there. Yeah, he did. He almost got your guy, Corey.

Hey, Corey. He's so, oh, we didn't even talk about Pat McAfee return into commentating. I love him when he does, but man, he says the wrong things. Apparently, that whole reaction of my Cole and Corey Graves. That was real because nobody told anybody.

Like the production, you saw when they were trying to plug up his headphones. Yeah. They didn't tell anybody. It was like that big of a surprise. Well, it was a good surprise because he came out and everybody was like, ah! You almost busted his ass falling out that chair, jumping on it. Oh, man. Yeah, when Brock and Lesnar slammed the stairs

on the announcement, well, didn't break it, but somebody's big old bowl of popcorn went and then while that was all going on dumb ass Baron Corman came out with JBL and then Baron Corman didn't even get in the ring yet and Brock Lesnar went after him just spirited him really quick F-5ed him and all the refs were just

get out of here, get out of here and he's not even moving Brock Lerner's just mad so I didn't like him in the beginning but I like him now every time he pops up somewhere because he always just does the same things you beast the hell out of everybody and gets mad and beats up everybody outside of the ring. Yeah, I like, I like cowboy Brock now.

I still hate the dumb little ponytail on top of his head. Cut that shit off. He's, he was roughing everyone up. Even, he was even grabbing refs. Chokeslam that one over the earlier. And so there probably,

he's getting fine. I don't know, some crazy amount of money. Go, grab Corey and fucking. five him onto the table. We got to protect Corey. Isn't he supposed to come back soon?

He's cleared. Brock doesn't get a hold of him and beat him up. So, but Brock didn't go out the regular way. He walked out through the crowd. It's so weird seeing him high five people now. Yeah, I do like that, though. I mean, I like how he hams it up, takes pictures. He has slapsed five now and all that.

So I'm, I'm there for it. I think I'm dumb ass that freaking Rollins. I will say they, they fucked up Edge's entrance again with the camera angle. Ah, man, he's just giving him no love, man.

As soon as he came in, the camera first, I don't know if the cameraman tripped or something or whatever, because the camera's immediately like cut to the floor. And then to the ring and then about time of when I got back on, uh, edge, he was already running to the,

ring. Yeah. Oh, man. When Seth Ravons came down, Baron Corbyn was still laying there on his hands and knees. I thought he was going to curb stomp him because he was like in the perfect position to what he did and he just picked him up, threw him into the ring. Then Seth Rallens jumped in the ring and then grabbed Baron Corbyn and threw him out. He's got kids or he needs to, I don't know, all the crazy things, the hobo, Baron Corby. I was my favorite, but come on, man. He's just doing what they're telling him to do.

And I love it. It's fun. You don't like the new gimmick with JBL, calling him the modern day wrestling god. No, I don't like that. Bring back the lone wolf, but don't grow that hair back because I don't think it will come back. I'm still pulling for Bummy Corby.

Yeah, I want that again. Hobo Barron, bring him back. Because all that was L-O-Fony. And his old beat-up shirt with stains all over. Oh, man. Yeah, okay, Raymond Stere is about to come out, but he doesn't come out. And then right after him, Dominic comes out with the mask and does nothing. He's, it looked like he was trying, but it just didn't work.

And I'm your mommy shirt, Rea Ripley. I want one of those shirts, but I don't want it. try to explain it. Don't watch wrestling. It's kind of like if you know, you know. So. But we already know Rio Ripley's going out with

what's his nuts. They're not keeping that a secret. So. But I do love the little thing. I did like the, um, the Christmas little thing when he

showed up at his house. And his mom slapped Rear Ripley. And then he got, he got. showed up. He was like, my mom slapped mommy. Did he arrest her?

That was hell of funny. Rear Rivley, I love you, but come on, baby, girl, you can't act. Because when the cops took him away, she was laying in the street, Ah, Domeneck! And he was like, Mommy, Mommy, bail me out.

No, I was like, oh, man, come on. I don't know where that was. I assume that I was at Ray Mysterio's house, but Or was it his grandfather's house? I can't remember. I know Thanksgiving, he went back home. I think that was his grandpa's house.

His abuela. He came up. He came to the door. Oh, man. Yeah, Dominic, he was all scared to get in the ring. He kept running around because Seamus was after him. Gunther is still on there beating the hell out of Seth Rallens. But it was funny.

I love, I mean, Dominic. Yeah, you got where you are because of who you are, who your dad is and everything. But I do like what they're trying to do with him. And his disrespecting the great Eddie Guerrero. That makes me laugh. And I know it makes everyone else mad. But with the little shimmy and all this shit. And he still steals his dad's move to 619 and everything.

But yeah, once Dominic jumped in the ring, he didn't do shit. He started hitting on Seamus. And Shamish just walked into the corner. and yeah he just falls to the ground and holds on to the ropes and doesn't do anything in the ring so he can do he can he can he can still move i can give everyone that uh he goes dumbass alias what was his uh ezekiel yeah yeah his his twin brother yeah do what you got to do man to get that paycheck and keep your name. I'm glad that Elias came back

because I did not like that other dude, his brother. You know, Triple H came back and was like, what are we doing now? He's like, get rid of a lot of the dumb shit. Yeah,

because he climbs in the ring with his guitar. I'm surprised he didn't stop everyone to sing a song, broke that guitar over, Gunther. And then he's still laying there. I'll beat the hell.

Dominic Mysterio. still in the corner. And then here comes McIntyre with the Claymore and the brookick from the Shamies and they kicked down Elias at the same time and then throw him out. I wonder how much you get paid to come in for the ring for like just a few minutes. Not barely that, a minute of that. What's his name? Gorgano's still in there.

He's beating up on Dominic. But I love, I still loved what was going on. It was, okay, Damien Prince, Damien Priest is coming in. No, not Damien Priest. Finn Baller, he's coming in. I don't like his new theme music. I like the older one when everyone would cheer and everything. But I know after Finn got hurt that one time,

and then they kind of just stopped really pushing them. And they pushed him back to NXT for a little bit to give him. them a boost which I didn't think he needed to. They don't need no, no, they don't need the regular roster to come down to NXT because I still think what they're doing over there is perfect.

Just leave it alone. Keep those guys up and coming. Don't bring someone in here. But Finn Baller's still badass. He comes in and does what he has to do with the, was it, was it judgment? Yeah, judgment day. With Damien Priest and Rear Ripley and

dumbass Dominic. Hey man, don't disrespect him. He's seen the other side. What he's saying is he did that Ms. TV segment on Raw, I think the week before. And he was talking about I learned how to make wine in the toilet. I learned how to make weapons. He was in jail for a day,

maybe I had to fight my respect in there Oh please He didn't even do anything They wouldn't put him all the way in there for that But I don't know All right here comes Booker T He's running in there Long ass dreads

Which I liked that that would be hard I mean he's still in good shape Yeah you're those those kicks Ain't as high as they used to be You dumbass dumb and still try to get in on it But he got the boot to the face He still got the spinneroo-nie. Was it as good as it was?

No. But that's what everyone wanted to see because that's what I wanted to see. I wanted to see that. Speaking of kicks and the scissor kicks, where's our truth? We were just talking about it. The main roster guys going down to NXT.

He went down to NXT to wrestle a match and got hurt and had to have surgery. Oh man I'm out of our truth Don't get me wrong But I don't know Well Booker T

He did his Spirirroney And he got thrown out By Gunther So It was funny It was good It was good To see him

When he came in the ring And then who's coming now I think Priest is next Uh Is that who it Yeah me and priest came in.

Stupid thing in his hair. Yeah, that's what I said. I don't like all that shit in his hair. He's awesome. But I don't, I don't like, is it his, I'm going to do it or they make him do it. It doesn't fit with this whole dark, basically gang thing they're doing. Yeah. He has like colorful extensions in his hair.

I was like, stop. I think it's hard. I mean, especially that long hair to play any sport. I mean, you see these guys on playing football. If I was in shape and young enough to play football and all that, I would put my hair. I would keep my hair long, but I'd put it in a ponytail. I don't think I can have it all loose and free,

especially sweating and getting it stuck to my neck. I hate that when my ponytail's sticking to my neck from skating and sweating. All right, here comes edge. Yeah, they're. did him dirty with the camera work but i do love how he came right in and just started spearing everyone took out damien prees then fin baller and dumb ass dominic tried to get it on the match kick him in the back i was like oh when he kicked when dominic kicked edge in the back you see his neck whip i was like uh no but he jumped up and uh spear dominic throughout damien priest and

throughout Finn Baller. So, I'm happy when Edge comes in. I know he was out for a minute and he came back, but just, I know there's something building up between him and Seth Rohns because they turned and started looking at each other.

My money's on edge, but I don't know. Whoever writes at all, obviously Finn would probably win out of that. Dumbass Dominic Mysterio tried to throw out edge but that didn't work so edge is trying to throw him out and then here comes the judgment day they come

and grab or fin baller grabs edge and pulls him out and he falls onto the ring and then Damian priest and fin baller start beating the hell out of edge so obviously that's going to lead up to something as well so we'll see where that goes but edge man he was barely

in there two minutes and got thrown out so I was still happy to the edge and then he continued to beat the hell out of Damian Priest and Finn Baller as they were going down the aisle but when they got all the way to

the very end here came the beautiful Ria Ripley she came in a mommy came and jumped into that which was cool and then she came in and just elbows a forearms

edge to the ground and gives them a boot and then here come the glamazahn. When she came out, I was like, ah, yeah! So I see that building up to something eventually. But the way she was standing there all rough and tough, man, that's a big gal. Bet Phoenix.

And Ria Riffley was like, oh, shit. But then she, like, just speared Ria onto the, I assume that cement or a rug. I don't know, whatever it is. They got no kind of give under it. She sold that spear because later in the rumble, she's like still holding her. ribs. Yeah, she was.

So, yeah, best, I thought she was going to come out in the Rumble. Nope, she only dressed up to come out and do that. Because then all the refs and everyone came in. A little high ref came out. That blonde chick, she came out. One that, uh, you see that video where she gave Sammy Stunner?

Yeah, her. It was all weak, but it was, I was all good. I still liked it. So dumb ass awesome theory. I hate him. And here comes OMA Austin. Didn't do much.

I will say I do like this new character change for Austin. It's a lot better than the selfie taken. Uh-huh. Winy, kiss-ass character he was before. The theory. Yeah, I am glad he went back to Austin theory, not the dumb-ass theory, Vince.

I don't know. But getting all the way to the end, because I don't want to run through the whole thing. Broad Showman came out and did some damage. I like that. But once Cody Rhodes came out, the 30, he was number 30, and went down to Seth Rollins and Cody Rhodes.

And I think once it got them to the final two, it was an awesome match, man. They really went at it. Was it just them two in there? was Gunther. Gunther was in there. Yeah, he was in there, and Cody's the one that throw him out. Yeah.

But it was still a good match, and Logan Paul was still in it, because he threw out Seth Rowans. But as soon as he got thrown out, I see that going eventually to something. Logan Paul still, don't turn your back on anybody when there's two guys in the ring. That was a rookie mistake right there, because soon as he turned around. The other two were, though, Cody Rhodes and Gunther are still. laying there I'll beat the shit they're all tired

but I know they're trying to build this up something um is Logan Paul going to be in the UFC no they pulled one everybody his his little whatever his drink is is the official

sponsor yeah official sponsor I thought he was signed in a contract with with UFC because there was a picture of him and Dana White and he's signing something and Dana's all happy and I was like damn you're about to piss off your brother

because Jake and Dana got beef but it was for sponsorship with his drink speaking of his drink there was a video I don't know maybe it was one of his guys after Logan Paul got thrown out whoever was filming it was in the crowd Logan Paul was leaning up against the wall kind of smiling and some guy goes hey man

have a prime man Yeah, no, he gave him his prime hand. It was obviously set up because I don't think Logan would have just took it and then took a drink. But he, he cracked it open, took a swig. Label. Label out. Yeah. It was all the way out.

So he took a swing of it. I saw that on TikTok. It was funny. So obviously it was a setup. But hey, good, good idea. I've never even seen that drink. So is it an energy drink or is it one of those other? I think it's like a vitamin water.

Yeah. Type stuff. Yeah, because then he goes after Cody Rhodes, but nope, Cody Rhodes. This gives him the crossroads, then picks him up and throws him out of the ring. And that's when he was laying there before he took a drink of the prime. He came down to Gunther and Cody Rhodes. I love Cody Rhodes. I didn't like the Cody's mustache.

I didn't like Star Duss Dashing Dashing Cody Rhodes I didn't like all that But once he went to AEW McKinney American Nightmare

And then came back WWE I'll still give it to him That one What was that paper review When he was all bruised up Because he tore something Oh

SummerSlan wasn't it I think so When he had that cage match Yeah With Seth Rollins I mean, he he still gave it 110%

and I'm sure he was in pain every time he lift that arm because if you guys have seen that bruise it was huge and it looked brutal but he didn't want to let anyone down man all the chops he was taken

in this match his chest looked like it broke blood vessels because he was all beat the shit yeah apparently they're saying they advertised his return too early because he didn't get cleared until like a couple days before before this

yeah oh i think that's why they had him come in at 30 and yeah i guess it'd be good i mean yeah he had to put on a good show at the end but i don't think he could have came in and lasted i'm sure he could have but i mean i'm sure he's still hurting from whatever i mean i'm sure his his body's been beat to shit over and over multiple times. So he's been in the business for a long time. Yeah, they got plans for Cody. I hope so. And we'll see.

He's taken on, he challenged Roman Reigns. So we'll see on how that goes at WrestleMania. I don't know which day it is Sunday or I would say Sunday. And maybe the, well, we'll get to the women's one in a minute. But what I'm hoping for is that they accept. extend this Sammy thing

and Roman has to defend a title on each night were you seen when was it Jay or Jimmy that was defending Sammy Jay I kind of have feeling something's going to happen there so I don't know maybe

the bloodline's going to turn on each other maybe we'll get tired at the end yeah sammy's gonna probably team up with uh jay but i don't know we'll see but yeah cody rhodes after him getting the hell beaten out of him by gunther which was cool because gunther was like he was a number one when he came in and he lasted all the way to the end so obviously they're pushing him big so we'll see but uh the american badass or an american badass that's undertake american nightmare he he ended up uh beaten uh gunther um some people are saying ray mysterio one because he wasn't eliminated but all right to each his own but the rumble was awesome i loved what was going on it in it um the next match was

was he's with 43 minutes we did that one uh bray wyatt versus l a night the pitch black match this match was stupid i did not like it at all it looked it looked cool yeah But it was completely pointless. It was, yeah, it was, it was dumb. Pitch black. I thought it was going to be like either they were going to wear blindfold or the, it was going to be pitch black in there. I thought it was going to be like night vision or something.

Yeah, I was like, oh, this was stupid. L.A. night, do what you got to do. But Ray White, come on. But I did like how he looked once the lights went out and they turned on the black lights. Yeah, they're just trying to further this. What is the thing that they're trying to?

the Y at six. Yeah. They're going to start revealing or under all these masks. I don't know. We'll see. Captain Mr. Howdy, Uncle, what is it, Uncle Howdy? Yeah.

I know. Which I heard is his brother. What's his name? Bo Dallas? That's what I heard. Bo leave? He can bring it back? I'm all for it.

Bring him back. There was nobody. I wanted one of those shirts. Those Bo Leaves. He was stupid and everything, but yeah, bring him back. I'm all over. I'm all in for it. But,

uh, well, the rumble got, uh, ready to be minus. I would give it just a regular B, maybe a B plus, but Bray Wyatt versus L.A.

night that I, I don't even remember much of it. It's just being stupid. Fucking, I remember that botch at the very end. Yeah. Who was the one that gave the, that dove on top of them?

Uh, Uncle Howdy. Yeah. Yeah. Clearly, clearly missed. Yes. Oh, okay. Maybe it was too dark.

It was too pitch black in there for him to see. But especially with that mask on. So I don't know. But, yeah, that one was graded at C minus. It was just a filler match. This next one was a filler match, too. We were all women's championship, Bianca Bel Air, taking on Alexa Bliss.

Are they graded it as C minus? I don't even remember much of this one either. I was kind of like, oh, dude, what happened? I don't know anything happened. It was a short match. Yeah, it wasn't in the old, the young black woman, the ref. She's, I can't remember her name. My follow her on Instagram, but I forgot her name.

Yeah. She was the highlight for me in this match. This match, like the first, like the pitch black match, this was just to further the whole Wyatt thing, even first. there. It had nothing to do with the championship belt. They're just teasing Alexa Bliss, going back to her other character. Yes, please. Go back to that. I want the black eyeliner and the black goo or whatever was coming out of her mouth.

And be one of the White 7 or something. Go back to that. I liked all that. Baker, what the fuck? My mind is getting old. my mind's spacing uh sister abigail make her sister have of you yeah don't uh but don't do that dumb when she was uh trying to do magic or whatever i was no she she's bleeding black stuff from her eyes and yeah and she was holding her hand up to bring what i don't do that anymore but the way Do you remember when she was controlling Nia Jacks? Yeah, that.

I will get to her a minute. But now I was like, ah, I mean, I was never Alexa Bliss fan until she became all wacky and crazy. But Alexa Bliss, I mean, she's too little to be doing what she's doing. All the damage that she does to these bigger wrestlers. Come on. Raquel Wells come in. then Raquel. Well, Raquel Rodriguez just come out and just kick her in her face or something.

But yeah, there wasn't much I remember in that match other than the crazy thing at the end when she was sitting in the ring and all these images on the screen was coming back on how she used to look. Bring that back. I'm all in for it. But all right. On to the Women's World Rumble. Coming out in number one, Rio Ripley. Mommy. Yep, Mommy.

Rio Ripley, then Liv Morgan, Dana Brooke, Emma, I love Emma, I'm glad she came back. The Queen of Spades, Shana Bazler, ooh, yes. The Bayes champ, Bailey, yes.

I'm here for Bailey's ass. Shout out to the guy that was holding that sign. She's pulling a wagon behind her. It wasn't at this, I think it was at a house show or something with somebody who was holding up that sign. then B-Fab Roxanne Perez

Dakota Kai Eoskeye Natalia Candice Luray Zoe Stark Zia Lee is that she is now Zia Zia Lee Yeah whatever

Come on Whatever Becky Lynch The man Teganah Knox Oskah Piper Nevin

Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you No more do drop or whatever hell they were calling her. But the announcers were sure saying that, yeah, it's finally giving her her due. And she's about to drop.

I was like, come on. You guys are better than that. But I did like every time they were saying that shit. But no, I'm glad she's, Piper Nevin is back. Not this dumb other thing they tried to do. Tamina. Yeah. I'm glad.

Tamina looked like she slimmed down a little bit. Yeah, she did. I'm glad they brought her back. Or is she just back for this? They cut her. I mean, I still think they should add her to the bloodline. Might as well. Bring her back in.

Maybe somebody else that pops up here in a rumble later. Yep. Chelsea Green, she's not queen anymore, but Zalina Vega and Raquel Rodriguez. How tall is she? I love her. She is. it's got to be at least six feet six feet yeah good uh mitchin is that you say

um yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it's yeah yeah it's like couldn't just be me a ym again but it's they keep i heard they keep messing it up it's supposed to be mea yam mitchin is supposed to be like a nickname it's like korean for crazy or something like what was the name when she had the mask on which was stupid. I don't know, relic. I don't know.

Something stupid like that. Lacey Evans. And this one was funny. It made me laugh. Michelle McCool. Her music hit. They were shown her earlier. She was sitting like in the first row behind the announce table.

She was sitting there. I think it was their daughters or something. And when they announced her and I said, yeah, and then she just stood up, took off her sweatshirt. Who? Me? I'm supposed to go in there. She jumps into the ring with her hugs.

Yes, she is a former champ. Michelle McCool. I love her. She an all-star. So it was good to see her jumping there. They sure were bringing up her hugs. She's wrestling in hugs. Yeah, they did.

Oh, man. It was awesome to see her. Hartwell. Yeah, okay, whatever. I like her. Sonia DeVille. I love her. All right.

There was a picture on her Instagram where her eye above one of, I think it was her left eye, had a huge gash busted open. Yeah. When did that happen? I think when she got eliminated. Did she like hit the wall or? She, I didn't look into it, but I think it was when she got eliminated. she she hits something on the way out okay because I watched after I saw that

that picture I was like when did this happen so I rewatched it you see her get thrown out I know she takes a kind of a kick to the head but I don't think that did it I don't know and she kind of flew and she hit the wall so they didn't go back to her so maybe from the maybe the time she flew off the ring to hit in the wall because if you've seen that gash it looked huge

and something like that blood would immediately start pouring down her face that's that's probably why she wasn't on camera that long yeah so I don't know exactly when when it happened

but man that's going to be a big scar. Obviously, it had to have be stitches, staples, whatever they're using. Looking at pictures like, I think this is pictures after she got stitches and it looked like quite a bit of swelling.

Yeah, there'll be a shiner there. She'll probably be off TV for a couple weeks. Didn't she get fired? Or I quit match or whatever a while ago. Yeah, she lost a match to Mandy Rose to where she had to leave the company. And then, all of a sudden showed up as

assistant general manager or something. Yeah. Maybe she went to go do something and then came back. But I don't know. I love Sonya DeVille. So I was happy when she came running out. All right. On to Bay Area Homegirl.

Shati Blackheart, just Shottie. Bring back the Blackheart. She came out. Didn't botch anything this time. No, she came out in the tank. So I thought that was awesome.

Didn't go very far. fired it off and then runs into the ring. And then coming in at number 29, Nikki Cross, the original crazy wild Nicky Cross, which I loved. I liked ASH, almost superhero,

but this Nikki Cross, I'm all about. I like how she was just running all the way up the entrance way, full speed. Hell yeah, slid in, still had her jacket on.

She didn't beat any, I don't know. She just slammed a few gals and then threw it off. And then she lasted a while, I guess. And then she got thrown out. So, but yeah, number 30 was the surprise. I know they tried to get her to come back last row rumble. And she said, nah, either. Maybe she thought about it. Maybe she wanted to get something. I don't know how big these checks they write to bring back. former W.E. Stars, unless she's back. I'm all for it.

Because when she jumped in the world, when the music hit, I was like, well, who's this going to be? And fucking Nia Jax came back. I went, ah! And then when they showed her, then they started the 10 second clock. I loved her. She came in. Everybody was who did you know how she jumped in the ring.

I'm back, bitches. And just went to work. I love. of Nye Jackson. She is my style. Yes, I would. And this is, sorry, ladies. But, but, oh, man, not to be a dirty dog, but I was licking my lips. But anyway, she came in, she's only got a handful of moves. And yeah, she busted up the man broke her nose that one time when the wrong smackdowns were going at each other. They had her famous.

Oh, man. Yeah, it looked like she had a little ring rust in there because she was going a little bit hard on these little gals because she was, she was just throwing them left and right. But shout out to mommy. She didn't get, she got her up as high as she could, but she gave her the rip cord or the rip tie. Yeah, I was a little, a little iffy there. I was like, are you going to engine I mean, your ribs are you hurting from that spear earlier and you were holding those ribs

but she did it, man. If you follow Rea Ripley, man, she's always in the gym and she's in there doing it and man, but when she did that, I mean, there was one fool that jumped up when I grabbed his head when she did that tonight, Jacks. It was awesome. I love that. It was amazing.

I was surprised. She did it. I was happy. Naya came back for this. I don't know how much they paid her, but she came in. She didn't last very long. It could be because somebody else is running the company now.

Maybe that's why she came back. Yeah, maybe. I mean, I'm all for it. She's back, back. I'm,

I'm there for it. But I'm watching it now. And here comes, ooh, Bailey. She can't go back to the side pony. I'm a, hug her. Oh, she will.

No, I don't want that. I love this. I love this heel, this heel, Bailey. I want to keep this going. I thought she was cute and everything, but now she just, once she became bad, she's like, hot. I don't know what it is. That's just me. I like the bad girls. Yeah, she'll

something will happen, and she'll be gone long enough for her to grow that side ponytail back. And she was already gone for a long time. I don't need no more long break. She's back. She's back in action now. Because when she jumped in the ring, she went straight after Liv Morgan.

I know that's your girl, but. That is my girl. Bring that blue tongue back. No. Yes. I don't like her at all. But I wouldn't say no, but I just, no, I'm good. I love Bailey.

I love my girl, Shati, and Bailey. I'm all about them. but yeah at ria rippley she ended up pulling it out in the end and it was awesome I'm glad that she

she did it I know every time all the other previous rumbles she's been in they just they use her for a while but then they throw her out and then I'm getting I get all mad but I'm glad that she made it all the way to the end coming in the number one spot

and winning winning the whole thing. She was in there over an hour, I believe. And it was awesome. To me, I thought this Rumble match was better than the guys. Yeah. I say this every episode, the women go harder. And it was good.

I mean, I loved it. I love Shana Beasler, too. But come on. I mean, she should have made it almost to the end. But, no, I don't know what they're doing. I will say, I like the. the new attitude change also in Lacey Evans because they didn't made her switch characters like 10 times

since she's been in the main roster. Yeah, they did. I can see this military because she wasn't the Marines, but the way she's doing is she's kind of doing like a Roman Rainstang thing when she salutes kind of having people tell people to salute me the way he says, acknowledge me. Well, she came up, uh, but I just.

slaughter. Yeah. Oh, she did the, she did the cobra clutch. Yeah, she did. That was, that was crazy.

Zalina Vega was just hanging her and then dropped her. Well, that's probably the only one she could do it to, man. Zalina Vega is only like four feet tall. I like Zalina. Queen Zalina. Huh.

I don't think she's queen anymore. She gets all my nerves. I like her. I watch some of our stuff outside of WWE. She's, like big in the game and then cosplay and stuff like she's big old nerd

speaking of cosplay what's her name shana basil she came out as um someone from a video game I can't remember I was I saw it on uh she looked familiar but I wasn't really sure but then when she she had posted a side by side

on her Instagram page some video game character I I can't remember from one of these I don't play all these new games I think she's a Twitch streamer too. Yeah, she is. I mean, she is, um,

there's a few of them are, uh, Shati. I know she is as well as, you ever see that horror movie where she was nude? Shati? Yeah. No, what is this? I mean, I mean, let me look at it up. I need to see this right now. I know her sister's getting naked on only fans, but, uh, I'm not the one, everyone. I mean,

her sister's beautiful. Shotsie as well. but I can't be paying for stuff like that, man. I just can't. I mean, hey, if you're doing that and you're getting your money, awesome. Keep it up. Do you. But I'm not the one. I'm too old to be paying for it.

We all pay for it one way or another, but no, I can't do it. Her sister is hot. Shotsie was in a horror movie called Forgotten Tales in 2016. All right, I am going to have to forgotten tales. And she was also on another one that says she was nude in called the doll murder spree. Have you seen these? No. Clearly these were all pre-W.E. NXT. days.

Okay. Well, the full forgotten tales is on YouTube. So, as well as Tooby. So if you don't want to sit through the ads, I advise you to go to YouTube. But, all right, I'm in. Ooh, Dakota Kai. I love her. She came running in. I like what they were doing with her.

I like her how her appearance has changed. I liked it when she had the short pink hair, but now it's all long, still pink and everything. And she does what she's doing. She's a skinny little gal. But she kicks ass. I believe she's from, don't quote me, I think she's from New Zealand. Yeah. but oh oska with the with the new face paint uh i had to do i had to do some research on that i guess that was her

uh new japan or new japan pro wrestling days oh all right so basically the oska that we first got introduced to in nxte the one that was destroying everybody which i don't know if you've seen her on raw I guess Carmela's back and she kind of interrupted her interview and then she just had no expression on her face and then just started smiling and all that green queen

queen of Staten Island is that what she's from Carmela yeah yeah I guess she's back to the moonwalking princess of Staten Island or whatever she was Mella's money I don't care how Whatever she is But Corey

Did she have a kid? I don't know But Corey's I'll give you that Corey But I still hate you I'm Eos Eoskeye Whatever you want to call her

She should just go back to her old name She came running in She's starting to thicken up I remember her kind of being really skinny But she's still bad ass when she goes in her ring. So I love that whole thing with, um, what are they called?

Her and Dakota and Bailey. Damage control. Damage control. Yeah. Yeah, because once those two came in, Dakota Kai and Eos, Eoske came in. Bailey was already in there. That's when those three started wrecking everybody.

Then they went after Emma. Poor Emma. And she got the boot by Dakota Kai. So she got kicked in the face and fell out. And then, what's her name was it Roxanne or Raquel

no Roxanne Perez she came running I like her she's cute too yeah she's she's gonna she's gonna be a star yep

I think so some of these gals man I mean I love them in the ring but I mean they're like small so I don't know I think Raquel is probably the tallest what's the name is

a hell of little Johnny Gargano's wife Candace LaRae. Yeah, she is. She's badass, but she doesn't go as hard as she did when she was in the Indies, when she was

getting roughed up by men. They're all over the place, kicked in the face with a tack. Tack heels. Was that one of the young bucks that kicked her in the face? Did you see that video? Oh, with the tacks on the bottom of the Jordans or

whatever they were. Yeah. I know a lot of sneakerheads see that video and get mad. She sold that hard. And I don't care, man. It looked like she connected with that tax shoe. It comes to Talia. I'm glad that she's still around.

I love her. Yeah, she is a little crybaby. That show made me hate her. But I love her every time she gets in the ring. She goes out there and still gives it her all. and beast the hell out of her. I see the pictures that she posts on Instagram and she's all hot. I mean, she's beautiful.

Don't get me wrong. But she's all in her bikini hot and sexy. Some of them are kind of weird when she's with her sister. Yeah. Not sure about that. But I always love her when she comes into the ring. She came in and started roughing everyone up. But the damage control,

they're still in there beating the hell out of each other. Oh, Shana. I want to say real quick, I like Natalia came in with the outfit like her dad used to wear. Yeah. I thought she just came in just like that. So awesome that she's in. All right, here comes Candice Luray. She comes running in.

I love her. We've just been talking about her getting kicked in the face and everything. But she still goes in there and kicks ass, man. She does what she has to do over on. NXT and everything. So it's awesome. I love her. So I saw, I met Johnny Gargano on the last

Con I went to in Stockton. I knew he was short, but he's like really short. He's, I guess I'm short. I think he's about as tall as me, but for some reason I thought he was taller. And he's like super skinny. I was like, damn, I know I'm a big fat ass, but damn.

I did say, so where's Candace at? She's at home. I went, okay. I was like, we, man, I was hoping he was going to bring her,

but he didn't. But I love Candace. I love the blonde hair, but I like this purple hair that she's got going on. When she comes in and starts wrecking house on everyone. I always want her to win

or at least get to the end, but no, that ain't happening. Here comes the man. She comes running in and doing her thing. But Becky Lynn started throwing everyone out because she went after Bailey

and then here comes Dakota, and they come, behind her and beat the shit out of her. She tosses out Dakota Kai and then she goes after Bailey again and Bailey's still jumping around and here comes Eoske. Bailey grabs her, her, uh, the Becky throws her out of the ring and then here comes Bailey right behind Becky picks her up and then throws her out. So Bailey's, yeah, yeah, she's talking hell of shit.

And then here comes Liv Morgan, picks up Bailey and throws her out. that's your girl I mean she's hot and everything it is when that song comes on and says watch me I am

uh damage cause you eventually starts beating the shit out of Becky Lynch and throws her over the guardrail

and she's still kicking ass she's taking on all three of them that's why they call her the man um that one ring announce chick she's like right in the middle of it all trying to

stay out of the way. They go fighting into the crowd, and I think that's pretty much the end of them. So who's still in here right now? Piper Nevin, Tamina, Ria Ripley, Oskah, Liv Morgan, and what's her nuts? Natalia, now here comes your girl,

Zalina Vega. I think she was trying to be one of the chicks from Street Fighter. Yeah, she's a voice in the game, the new game. Oh, she is? Yeah, whatever. This character she is. Straight Fighter 6. Comes out June 2nd.

So, yeah, she comes running in and all that. And then let me just get to the end because this is to me, this is when everybody, everyone jumped up. There was booze. I got to give her. There was booze. But I was laughing. Shati comes in in a tank.

And I mean, Shotsie, she went right to work, man. She went and took down Raquel and Piper Nevin off the top rope And then she goes She's me a Miam I don't care what the hell They're trying to call her But then Shotsie man

She yeah she didn't last too long She gets thrown out But she was kicking ass man She was in there doing what she had to do And there's still a lot of chicks in there in the ring I'm trying to get to Well it comes Nikki Cross So yeah she came in full speed

And just slid I love when they're just run and slide into the ring. Goes after shots he starts beating the hell out of her. And she grabs Sonia DeVille throws her, boots, Oscar, kicks me a yam, slams

Ria Ripley and she attacked everybody in the ring. I'm still watching Sonia DeVille to see if there's anything. She's not bleeding yet, so it's got to be when she falls out of the ring. I love this Nicky Cross.

and she's she's awesome and she's on nuts and crazy. So I just, I liked, again, I liked the almost superhero. I thought that was cool and everything, but all right, here comes number 30, and Niagara Jacks came out.

I was just like, man, did whoever it was, you had one job, and that's to play the music after the 10 seconds. I don't know, man,

the show must go on against, but she, yeah, She wasn't running to the ring. And when they do it, the last few years, they've been doing them in the baseball stadiums. It's too long of a walk. And if you guys know who Nia Jackson is, she's a big gal. And she was not running.

She just took her sweet time to get to the ring. And I love that everybody was in there looking at her. If you're going to do it in these arenas, why can't it just be a straight shot to the ring? Why you got to run and take that turn and then run some more? because when she came out, man, it stopped the whole match. Because everybody's stopping to look at her. And then they're all,

she's, I'm back, bitches. And she walks to the center of the ring and everyone's surrounding her. And she's talking all her shit. And then that's it. Oh,

1, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, 10, 11, 12, I think, all go to work on her. Oh man But she She fucking jumped up And kicked everybody off Whoa Took down Nikki Cross

Me and Yim Sonia Deville Headbutt clearly missed O Raquel Rodriguez Oh Nia Jackson must be six feet Unless she's got heels on

Because they're They're standing like To toe to toe And Oh when they did the face off in the middle of the room Yeah So

yeah she's got to be at least six feet. Nia Jax? Yeah. Laquel. Let's see. Nyadjax is tried to pick her up. Five, ten.

Oh, God damn. Well, shit. Oh, Liv Morgan. She jumps on her and she just, he can't handle her. She just threw her to the ground. She's walking in the middle and talking all the shit.

I love Nyejacks. And they all come. Oscar's coming after her now. Whoop. Now ain't happening. and Liv Morgan tried to code breaker her. Nope, that didn't work. Nope,

everyone. Here comes Rear Ripley. Right here. I tried to body slam her, but it didn't work. Rear Ripley got hit in the nose a couple of times because she was bleeding. But she was still out there doing it. She was just wiping the blood off. There it goes.

Riptide. I barely picked her. Hey, she still did it, though. I'll give it to Rea Ripley. I'll give it to Mommy. Yeah. Apparently, from what I understand, And Ria's got busted in her nose, but she also dislocated her knee cap and popped it back in.

Oh, I don't know. But I got to lay there crying. She said in an interview, I guess it happens since she was young. So it's not like a she'll be out. I don't know, man. I'd be, I'd still be laying there. I don't want to feel that pain Speaking of that, I was watching this video

Uh, their parameters were trying to push this guy's knee back Or his kneecap back in place. And I guess you're supposed to straighten it as much as you can as they're shoving it and pushing it. I do not want to feel that pain at all. I know I should wear knee pads on her mouth skating in the parks. I do sometimes and sometimes I don't. But I do not want to ever,

I do not ever want to feel that pain. now they all ganged up on nighte jackson threw her out so she's already gone she didn't last too long i wanted her and piper to go at it uh raquel's just wrecking house on everybody um i thought what's her name was going to come out um she was a rusef well actually married him well he's not roussailana yeah i thought she was going to come out nope she didn't come out yeah oscar and uh rakel are going at it. Damn Raquel, man. She's fucking,

she's strong and huge. Oscar's little, too, but she's still, the Empress of tomorrow, she's still badass. She put Raquel in the arm bar. There ain't none of that going on in this match, but Raquel picks her up.

Oh, damn. Oh, come on, cameraman. Picks up Oscar and throws her out, but that ain't happening. Oscar kind of saves herself. Here comes Sonia de Ville. She grabs Raquel. tries to throw her off.

She throws Sonia DeVille over the rope. Oscar's hitting her. She hover over the elbow. They both kick Raquel Rodriguez. Oscar gives her Sonia boot to the gut. Ooh, that might have done it. I don't know. It looks, let me rewind that really quick.

Oscar gave Sonia DeVille a knee to the face. And it looks, it's on the right side, too, of where it cut open. You don't really see much. And then gives her a kick to the face. She falls face full first onto the mat. And that might have been it. Either the knee busted it or the kick because they do not show her again. So it is old school, Oscar.

Yeah. I don't see any blood on the where she fell out. I don't know. And this is a different, no, this is a different thing. She fell out on the other side. she started whenever she started bleeding you know their protocol

now that one of those rest came with some towels immediately but you would at least the camera angle they're not even showing that side of the ring but me and em just took out uh shotsie and here comes piper nevin picking up

me and she's mea yam everyone and then throws her right out onto shots ah I love piper She's awesome. Her and Raquel are going to go at it. Man, I should have bought that Raquel figure. I saw it, and I went back to get it one day gone.

So I don't want to pay what there's charging for elsewhere. Piper Neva is still badass. She's throwing Raquel all over the place. But, yeah, I think the Oscar, either the knee or the kick, or maybe a combo of both, uh, busted her open. Because, yeah, they didn't show her again. Usually there's some kind of camera work where you see him, at least paramedics or whatever running over there.

Because yeah, like you said, that's a long walk. So they came out really quick and gave her something to put over it just to get her out of there and everything. I haven't seen any videos. So I don't know, maybe I can find one. Raquel just gave Piper Nevin the boot. So she's out. And then Ria Ripley picks up Raquel swings her over the top of the ropes and then gives her the boot. eliminates her.

And then who else is in there? It's Ria and Oscar and your girl. She's laying in the corner. And Nikki Cross is still there doing what she's got to do. But it came down to the final three, Oscar. And what's her nuts? Liv Morgan. So you know her name.

My mommy. Yeah. So Oscar was bringing it to them. She was bringing it to both of them. punches, kicks, everything. And I kind of thought Oscar was going to win, but that wasn't happening. So Ria picked up Liv Morgan and throw her at Oscar, and then Ria picks up Liv Morgan.

Liv Morgan throws Ripley Ria over the top road, but that don't happen. Headbutt to Mia or to Liv Morgan, Ria picks her up, brings her over to the other side. Now they're both fighting each other on the outside of the ring on top of the apron. and Ria gives her a boot to the chest. That ain't happening. Oscar tries to come in and cut some stuff, but Ria Ripley grabs her, brings her over to the top of the,

onto the apron, on the edge. They're fighting each other. Oscar goes to spit and Mrs. Ria and gets Liv Morgan in the face. And then while she's kind of distracted, Rea Ripley boots Oscar, and then she goes flying off the ring.

So she's out. Liv Morgan, number one and two of the last two standing. Liv Morgan's got the blue stuff, green stuff, whatever color it is, is in her face. Ria looks like she took some to the arm because her arm's all blue. But Liv Morgan is still holding on trying to fight. They're still on the outside. Ripley almost fell off, but she grabs the top rope and, yeah, put on the ad, girlfriend. You can't get back up.

Liv Morgan starts beating Rear Ripley's hands, but that ain't happening. But then, ooh, this was awesome. She reaches up with her feet, grabs Liv Morgan by the head and then just flips her off. And Rear Ripley is the winner of the Royal Rumble. If I was there, Liv, I would have caught you. Put you back in the ring. Yeah, they're back in the ring. But it was a final three was awesome.

They really went for it at the end. And Ria Ripley pulled out, pulled it all out. So she's, uh, she's going to WrestleMania to take on the queen, uh, Charlotte Flair. This mad, this rumble was awesome. It was better than the dudes one. They gave it a B minus. I would have to give it an A plus. Yeah, this was a, this was a, definitely.

Yep. Awesome. I love Ria Ripley. Uh, I like this style. I liked it when she first came out when she was all. blondes and everything, but now, no, I like the black hair, the black lickstip eyeliner, the tattoos all over. Yes, I'm all about that.

So I think he's only like 23 or 24 or something like that. Yeah, I'm a dirty old man. Sorry, everyone. But, yeah, she beat me up. I know that. I know her boyfriend would beat my ass too, but I think I could take Dominic, though. I still my, I steal mommy from him. if he don't get any kind of headlocks or anything if i can get that one or two good shots i think

i could do it well you gotta watch out he might shank you you know he he learned how to make shanks and stuff when he did a hard time i take it from him you shank him with it all right everyone this is the final match the main event you know what i had to go back the next night i thought it was over with after the the women's row row row that night i was watching this because I was hell tired and I said oh it's over so I changed it and then I was looking at Instagram

and I was like fuck did I miss something somewhere um the the filler matches dude I'm not shitting you I fell asleep during the um the Bianca Bel Air and um

Alexa Bliss Bliss match I passed out I woke up when I think the dark match or whatever that whatever the match was after them I was at no that was right before the women's Royal Rumble

I woke up when number four was coming in when um Emma came right and tap marching into the into the ring I was she missed it This was like a five hour pay for view I know I was like damn because I was I was Jews to be then I was getting tired and everything

so but I missed this and I had to go back the next night to watch it I of course I knew how it was going to end but I just wanted to see it but the undisputed WWE Universal Championship match Roman Raines taken on Kevin Owens Sammy Zane, Paul Heyman, of course I thought this match was cool

I mean they did what they had to do we knew where it was going we knew we knew exactly how it was going to end but Kevin Owens is Kevin Steen whatever you want to call him he's an amazing performer he's a big guy he does what he does but he's still

he's still up there doing it, man. He goes off the top rope. He puts in a thousand percent every time he's in the ring. And I love it. I thought this was a cool match. Of course, Roman Rains, he has his hands full of moves that he does. But Kevin Owens did mess up at one point because he tried to come off the, I think it was a second rope.

And I don't know, he slipped or something. But he tried to do that little crazy spin move. messed up. So he jumps back up, gives him, and does it again, but this time he makes it. Does the Moonsolton misses itself. But then Roman jumps up and spears him hell of hard. Dumbass Sammy Zane and he's on the outskirts and everything. But as far as that, what did you think of this match? I thought the match itself was cool. You know, just like you said, they went in there and they did what they needed.

to do but that whatever it was 20 minutes after the match that's storytelling right there that's how you tell a story yeah and

I just loved everything that went on like I said the match was cool you know they were you know in their heart hitting like he said they all they have their set of moves that they do

and they were going hard in there but it's just when we got to that that last 20 minutes after the match I was just like this is fucking good TV this is like the best thing WWE's done in a while and I was like in it too I was just pulling this Sammy the Sammy's my guy I know you're not big on Sammy but I think this is the best stuff he's done since he's been with WWE yeah I mean I like what they're trying to do and everything, but I don't know, we'll see.

The ending was cool. I liked not the very, very end of the match, but Roman Reins was about to spear Kevin Owens, but he missed, or he stopped, no, Kevin Owens gives him a boot to the face and then tries to stun him, but Roman gets out of it and then he pushes

Kevin Owens into the ref, and the ref, he gives a forearm to the ref. The ref goes rolling, out of the ring then roman ring comes running at him uh yeah it jumps up let me let me let me let me help you out and he done Kevin Owen does that a pop-up slam and then actually pins roman for the three count but the ref is laying out in the ring so he misses it all so I want this shirt though this k-o I love this um it's like that old school old style one when he first when he was in an xc with the duct tape kale I like that one I want to get that one but

He's the, the ref is still laying on there. Both of those guys are laying there. Roman's yelling to Sammy, give me a chair. And Sammy's running around acting like you don't know where the chairs are. But I'm like, come on. But he gets one. The ref is still knocked out. He's still laying out on the side.

But he doesn't want to give Roman the chair. But he eventually, because this is when you see the turn in Sammy Zane. Because you guys do remember, or Sammy Zane and Kevin Owens were buddies. But he slides in the chair, tries to pin Roman, but it doesn't happen. So the ref kind of came out of nowhere, jumped back in the ring. For first he tried to hit Kevin Owens with a chair, but Kevin kind of knocked it out of the way. And then he slammed him and then pinned him.

But that's not happening. So they're still in there going at it. how did he pin him oh he picks him up he tries to pop him up and slam him again but instead he gives uh when roman comes down he gives uh kevin owens a superman punch and he kind of staggers around roman jumps down comes off the rope and then spears kevin owens and then gives him the one two three and then that's it um roman was selling it man he's in the ring still like in shock uh not on what he had done done to Kevin Owens, but mainly on what Sammy Zine I had done.

He's still kind of shocked. And yeah, at this point I thought it was over with, but then I looked at the time. Yeah, man, we still had hell of time left. I was like, gee, what's going on here? You can clearly see Kevin Owens wants to, or Sammy Zane wants to help Kevin Owens because Kevin Owens was laying there for a minute on the outside of the ring. And Sammy Zane is yelling at him, stay down, stay down. But then Roman Ring comes up.

he comes running full speed, tackles Kevin Owens and they'll go crashing into the little area that always gives away where the bells at. It's always the same place. Never anywhere else. Always right there. So someone pulls out of the screws

really quick so they can knock it down. So Roman throws Kevin Owens back into the ring and then he rolls out of the ring. He's beat the hell. And then he picks him up And I don't know he, did he punch him or? Okay, Roman Reins walk over.

Kevin Owens is getting up by the steel steps. He kind of picks him up and then just throws him back. Ooh, I'll give it to Kevin Owens. It looks like he hit the top stair with the back of his head on that. And Sammy Zane is looking at it. I'm like, oh, fuck. And then here come the rest of the gang. The bloodline.

Those guys all come out and everything. Because once they all get in the middle of the ring. And other than fucking, and Kevin Owens is trying to fight back, but it ain't helping. He's still getting the shit beating out of him. And they bring in the belts. Here comes Sammy Zane. He tries to help him.

No, that ain't happening. The bloodline shows up. They're about to give Sammy Zane his little, are those chilies or roses or carnations or whatever his little way? I was looking at it up there like some kind of, forgive me if I'm not trying to be disrespectful. I don't, I tried to look it up. I don't remember, but I think there's some kind of special seas that are painted red.

Oh, okay. And they're, they mean something like Romans. The ones he wears are basically like recognize him as the tribal chief. So the other ones are like, they have special meaning. So all the, all the whole bloodlines in the ring, the Uso's, they were about to give a Sammy Zanelay, but they kind of stopped. Roman stops them and doesn't give it to him. So the Jimmy and Jay go to work on Kevin Owens, beating the hell out of him, the 3D and all that. Still it's the 1D.

Yeah, they, when they're booting him while he's laying there, come on camera guys, getting a better angle. Because you can clearly see they're not connecting when they're dropping kicks on him. Jimmy's going to work on Kevin Owens in the corner Just fucking just head shots head shots And Sammy Zane is looking around like Oh man come on come on come on Then they break out the chair And they put Kevin Owens' head in it

I was like damn I was waiting for Solo to get in the act And here he comes He takes off his leg Kevin Owens laying in the corner with a chair Solo runs out in full speed Does his uh What's his name

Rikishi's his mom or his dad, right? Or is that his uncle? Oh, he's the old, is he the older or younger brother? Younger brother, the Uso's.

Yeah, so he, he turns and does his dad's move. Clearly misses. But he's supposed to be smashing. Kevin owns his head. And then fucking, uh,

Paul Heyman brings out the handcuffs and gives it to Roman. He was cracking me up. He's like, my tribal chief, you asked me for a pair of handcuffs. I give you two pair of handcuffs. My tribal chief. he's so stupid

they handcuffed Kevin Owens to the top rope and then the Uso's commenced to giving him super kicks to the face as he's laying there Romans just laughing and solo

just standing in like a badass but Sammy Zane is still like fuck what do what do I do he's got that look in his face let me just fast forward to the end because this went on forever the beating went on forever he tries to give

Roman Rain tries to give Sammy Zane the chair for Sammy to hit Kevin Owens but it doesn't happen but then Sammy Zane kind of turns on the tribal chief while his back is turned and they were Seths when he broke up the shield

they were selling it with their conversation in there when Romans was screaming at now talking about I love you I'm your family you want to leave you want to leave and go do jackass shit and go leave Jimmy Jay's yelling at him

but then Jimmy gives him a super kick to the jaw and drops him Roman Rangers is just sitting there like ah what the hell's going on solo I was waiting for him to step in but he starts standing there Jay goes to work on Sammy starts dropping the

F's and writes on him. And then here comes solo. He throws Jay, Jimmy off. He picks up Sammy Zane by the head and then gives him a hard clothes line and drops him

onto the ground. Roman Range is just looking at him. And then they all, the solo starts beating the shit out of him. Jimmy as well, he joins in and they're just starting punching him. Jay is off to the side. Like, what the fuck

is going on? so solo dropping head butts on Sammy Zane and clearly missing come on camera guys do a better job shoot it from another angle to where it looks like he's hitting him because he's just totally missing even uh what's his name paul haman is standing off to the side like what's going on here and jay is just like what's happening and jimmy's yelling at him like come on do something and then roman rains is looking at jay but then jay he's just like in the corner looking down. Solo's all mad too.

And then Jimmy goes back to work on Sammy Zane. And then Jay just kind of rolls out of the ring. So I didn't watch Raw. What became of this? Did they go after him or yell at him for not helping? They didn't show up on Raw from what I. I didn't watch all of it. But I don't think they showed.

But Jay, I guess, why not? He tweeted out. I'm out with the and then he put the little blood emoji. Oh. So he's apparently he's out of the bloodline. He's done. And I know at the very end of this before it went off air,

Roman looks as solo and says it's time to go to war now. It's just us. Roman rain picks up the chair and starts beating the shit out of Sammy Zane just hitting him, hitting him. and they throws it down, then he starts giving him forearms. Sammy Zane is like, if he's not knocked out,

he's close to it. He tears. Yeah, I was going to say, the shirt off. I was like, damn. Jay's walking all the way,

that 10 mile walk with his head down. At one point, I thought he was going to turn around and come help Sammy. I did too. I thought he wasn't come running in. For some reason, I was waiting for the rock's music to hit.

Yeah, that would have been something. But I guess he, the reason why he wasn't in the Rumble, because he said he's not, he wouldn't be anywhere in shape to wrestle by the time WrestleMania happened. Yeah, he is. I mean, he's in the gym like 10 times a day. He means like in ring shape because he don't want that, what was it, Sina the first time when he tore is going. he doesn't want nothing like that happening again well I don't know what you got to do to prepare to be in ring but I see all those videos of the rock man he's in in the gym constantly and if he's on the movie set he's I'm sure it's in his contract you got to have

some kind of weight system or something over there for him to work out on so well they say they say it's different they said being in shape is different from being in ring shape because I guess originally they wanted Pat McAfee to be in the Rumble but he said with his because he he does commentating for football too

and he said he wouldn't have had time to train so I can see that I'm in no kind of shape even if someone hey man we'll give you $10 million all you'll do is last a minute I'd probably pull something walking to the ring much less trying to climb in

so yeah the royals the rumbles over the what's left of the blood line is there jay walked out with his head down sammy zane beat the hell in the middle of the ring no shirt Kevin owens is still handcuffed to the top rope and that was it for Sammy's dead in the middle of the ring kind of like when the Kevin owens beat the hell out of him

and almost killed him in the nxte match to me is one of the greatest matches I've ever, I wasn't there live, but watched. That match, oh man, go back and watch that. It's on YouTube if you guys haven't seen it. So from what I'm hearing, it's going to be they're going to set up Sammy versus Roman at Elimination Chamber on the 18th of February, which will be in Sammy's hometown of Montreal, Canada. he

Roman is going to win Or something Maybe jail Come running and stop I don't know But Well that The interesting thing is

Last time they were in Canada The Uso's couldn't go into Canada Because of all their Problems with the law DUIs and stuff That was a long time ago Wasn't it Yeah

Well you know Canada Shout out to all our listeners In Canada But Yeah. You know, you know how it would be. Yeah, how it's Americans are. Talking out of her ass.

I've only been there once, and I had a good time. I was up in Vancouver. Awesome, awesome. Thank you, everyone that came out to the show that me and my band performed that was back in my slim years. I eventually want to get back on stage at some point, but I need to lose some weight first. get my breath back. I don't think I can get someone at me, Mike, get on stage, do one song.

I don't know. I don't think I could. But yeah, Royal Rumble, 2023 at the Alamo Dome. Both rumble matches were awesome. The filler matches weren't the greatest. Main event was awesome. So I enjoyed every minute.

Not every minute of it, but I enjoyed what I just said. What's the next one again? I'm sorry, Lemon Agent Chamber. Elimination Chamber, I believe, February 18th. All righty, everyone. We'll be back for that unless we come back somewhere in the middle or something. But, yeah, thank you for listening. This is our first wrestling returns of 2023.

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Infinity Pool or whatever? It's cool. It's cool. I'm not on I'm not on the Brandon Kronenberg's better than his father bandwagon that Lance is on, but it was cool

all right I'm checking that is not as good as possessor I like possessor a little bit more you know what dude I need to watch that again I saw just the one time

I was tired and I just I couldn't I watched the whole movie but I was exactly spoiler that was exactly Phil's review he said he was tired and got bored

yeah I was kind of like okay what's happening in here I sat through the whole movie but I just I need to watch it again because everyone was random raven and how awesome it was and definitely made people's best love listing yeah infinity pool if anything you watch it for me agath because she knocks it out to park in that with her performance when's maxine coming out I think they're still filming so oh I thought it was done no I can't wait for that one it's coming out this year okay well probably maybe later

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