The Horror Returns - The Wrestling Returns - WWE: Royal Rumble (2024)

Episode Date: February 4, 2024

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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, welcome to another episode of the wrestling returns. Welcome back, everybody. It's finally the road to WrestleMania. I'm your host Brian. With me as always, my brother Nez. What's up, man? Yo, yo, what's up, everybody? Let's get ready to rumble. The Royal Rumble in Detroit, was it? Where were they? No, Florida. yeah which everybody that listens to the horror returns that's a wrestling fan you need to come at lance

this guy said i knew there had to been something i seen all these people were wrestling shirts and i was just looking at him like there was a bunch of fucking nerds and i was like whoa well you're talking about my people oh man his part of florida is that where it was st petersburg florida i didn't know he was close shit i don't know that i would have went but i'm i've said this the last few

royal rumbals we've done i don't like this baseball stadium stuff man it's just they they shortened it though yeah they did i did appreciate that i still don't like you have to they have to turn to get to the ring but at least they shortened it and i mean shout out to all those people that have their seats right there when they come out the dugout But if you're not standing, I think you're just watching the screen that's above the ring. I mean, because I was like, I mean, I guess it wouldn't matter if you're there because you're like, you're super hyped. But if you got to just stare at the screen the whole time, I mean, even when I went to WrestleMania, I was way back there, but I was still watching the ring. that's when I realized like shit I need glasses

because I could see I could see him in wrestling and everything but it just was it was a little blurry at times I had to watch that big giant jumbo tron or whatever it is that's hanging from the ceiling to the Cowboys Stadium but Royal Rumble

2024 what did you think of the whole thing I shorter match matches not shorter matches, fewer matches than I'm usually used to, because what was it like with the rumble, there was only like two other matches. So I kind of like that, putting more focus on the rumble itself.

A little disappointed with the men's rumble as far as surprise entrance. Nothing really shocked me. as the guys yeah there wasn't there wasn't a lot i mean you want like old old not old vets or whatever to come out that's what always hikes me up but i don't think we got any i mean in the the women's real rumble uh we had the return of uh naomi which was awesome yeah wasn't expecting that my girl i was waiting for her music to hit but it never happened Banks or

Mercedes Monet. I don't know what's going on. I think that might be just telling us she's an AEW because I think this was a perfect time for her to come back. Yeah.

But I mean, the women, I love the women's roll rumble a little bit more than the guys. Yeah. I mean, the guys was cool. I kind of saw the ending coming. And then we'll get to the aftermath of that. Well, I message you who my pick was.

I think it's her time. Yeah, I said, I was, I was happy with it. I mean, I figured she was going to win when it was getting down to the final five. I was like, all right, yeah, she's winning. But she was in there the longest that of everyone. She came in at number three. but all the women that were in the raw rumble starting for the first

Natalia she was cool Natty I was happy I'm always happy to see her shout out to Leonard I seen him he was right there in the front row I wish I would have got to talk to him some more but I have a feeling that he lives in California so

maybe I'll run into him again shit if I didn't get to go to Albuquerque Comic Con I was bummed Uh once I went back to work Uh shout out to everyone that reached out to me and wanted to know how I was doing Yeah my ankles is back in action Uh I was getting a little scared I thought some muscles were torn because it seemed on the right side of my foot It seemed like the muscles were just not

There I was like oh because it was hurting and hurting in every step the actual bone part that cracked. I didn't feel it. It felt fine. It was just the muscles in there. I think I just needed to move around and walk around on it because you skating. No, not yet. Okay. I want to. You guys have been watching our TikTok page for East Society. I mean, I've been I got another ESP Skate Society coming. I had some boards that I got, but I think these are just going to hang on the wall. But I had just, I want to so bad I'm just like give me another month or so

to work it out but forgot where I was going oh but yeah back to the list but I mean yeah it was cool Natty she came out first then Naomi's music hit which was cool I was happy to see her and damn shout out to the cameraman

shout out to shout out to jimmy yeah and uh well we'll get to well then bailey came in third and that uh that move when naomi was in the corner and then

grabbed bailey by the face and with the legs and she was pulling Bailey's head into her ass I was like damn what's it going on here but yeah Naomi thanks Bailey I'll give it to you she's the base and I want to say

Naomi has improved so I don't know if you got to see any of her stuff in TNA they went back to TNA she's improved so much when she's since she's left and I think if she's officially back, which I heard her contract ended with TNA. So I think she's officially back.

I think she's going to be better than she was before. I hope so. I'd like to see the belt on her again because she had it, then got hurt and then I had to give it up. I thought that was hell of weak. But we'll see. Yeah, and Bailey came in third.

So that was awesome. She lasted the longest. She was in there over an hour. And Candice Luray came in number four i love canis loray but come on i don't know what's happening i mean they they do her dirty

yeah i didn't even she came in the rumble i didn't even notice she was in there until they said she was eliminated i didn't even notice she was eliminated i know i was happy when she came in but i was kind of like okay and number five was jordan is that a jordan jordan grace Jordan Grace TNA knockouts champion I was hype for this Yeah, she came in there and she she showed up and she showed out Because I know I read she signed an extension with TNA but I think this was kind of

Shown WWE look this this is what I can do Yeah, I mean she came in was wrecking house So I'm all for it number six was Indy Hartwell I like her Yeah And number seven was

Aska I was hoping What's her nuts What it came in? Oh no she did come in Kyrie Seine She came in a little bit later Next was Ivy now

She She did her thing But she I think She was a little too overhype when she got in there because she had a couple botches in there, especially one move where she was trying to show her power and

pick somebody up and she kind of had to readjust there. But she did, she did her thing in there. Number nine, Katana Chance. Or does it chance? Yeah. Yeah. Then the

EST and number 10, Bianca Bellare. And then a little, I don't know, she's still going with a little pirate thing the pirate princess i don't think so she's got that new look and i like it i mean i thought she was cute and everything with a little pirate hat and all that and being all

happy but now she's coming in looking all evil yeah i guess her oscar they're back to being the the kabuki warriors yeah they're both champs they got the belt so that's good um next one was uh tigan knox I could take her or leave her, but I thought she did a good job while she was in there. Number 13 was Caden Carter.

And then, I don't know, I'm sorry, everyone. I don't like this chick at all. Number 14, Chelsea Green. Beautiful, yes. But I don't know. I just, I don't care for her. She was getting her comedic stuff on and this, I liked how she kept getting hit by everybody. It was just like days stumbling around and then get hit by somebody else.

I mean, they didn't hire her for her skills. So, um, the next one, I'm glad you got rid of do drop. Because that was stupid. Piper Nevin. Uh, what's with this? Kind of remind me of, uh,

the Braveheart guys. How, uh, how I, the little, the makeup she had in her face. Uh, I think she's Scottish. Well, that's probably why then. But I, didn't like her ring gear it seemed too there was too many flaps and everything but it didn't slow her down man she was out there still uh lighten fools up so i've always loved piper

next one was uh zia lee is a zia or zaya her zaya lee uh after her was uh queen zelina uh she was in oh what was oh um i was watching something i think it I think it's Vogue. The breakdown, it was CM Punk. He was breaking down wrestling scenes and movies. Yeah, I've seen that.

They showed the one with Who was that movie with Fighting with your family? Yeah, they showed that scene. I have that movie. I saw one, I just saw it once that one time in the theater. I haven't watched it again, but I love that movie. and I remember when seeing it the first time I was like she does not look like AJ but I mean you do what you got to do

um number 18 Maxine Dupree I like her take her or leave her though she did the she did the reverse caterpillar all right whatever number 19 uh my girl nai jacks i love it she didn't need to come running she came stomping in number 20 uh shati and uh taking care of business tank she came rolling in i want her to grow her it looks like she is she's growing her yeah she don't have the little uh green spikes um but she came right jumped right in and climbed to the top broke dz started kicking

bitches so next one uh the man two or was it big time bex Becky Lynch she came in she came straight for night jacks I was waiting for nine jacks and knock her out again but didn't happen Alba was it Frey

yeah I think Alba fire fire yeah well excuse me everyone and then my girl came in number 23 the queen of spades shana basiler she came running in to hurt somebody

yeah she did she came in and she started wrecking everyone uh that was elimination chamber when she kept beating the hell out of everyone and then I had to stand there for a few minutes before the next one can come in but is that the elimination chamber is that going to be in Australia

yeah is that the one yeah is that that's the next one that's coming right yeah the one uh i don't know if you've seen uh your boy uh the ozy icon's been uh doing a lot of promo for it i'm glad he didn't last too long all right as soon as his music get i was ha and then my girl yeah my girl man they did her hell of dirty man they do her dirty every rumble um volhalla a k sarah logan i don't know man i don't know what it is ever i'm sorry but

she's a mom now and i like those mom bodies she's she's kind of the the entrance the what was it 24 because she got to share that with uh our truth i mean i'm glad i love art truth don't get me wrong but they just

he's just the comic relief of everything yeah she came stomping out and then she didn't even make the turn yet and then our truth music hit and then she stopped to turn around

he came running by and looked at her then he dove into the ring and everybody was looking at him like what and then Niagara Jax took him out so It was fast. He wasn't in there very long.

So I was waiting for him to scissors kick someone, but it didn't happen. So. And what's up with this name, 25? Beachin. Yeah. Why could you keep the name you had before? I think it's that thing because she, before she came to WWE, she was me. So I think it's that thing where they got to change your name so they can own that character.

what's a dumb name so yeah they can have it but i'm glad she's back uh number 26 was zoie stark awesome i love her and after that oh i love raxan perez she's awesome and uh number 28 jade car jade cargill yeah finally makes her debut i'm glad she was made her debut because everybody was like where did she go? Did WWE cutter? Did they lose interest in her? From what I understand, her mom had passed away. So that's why she had kind of

disappeared for like a month. Man, she got that six-pack going. I just kept staring at her stomach like, damn. She got it in there when she was wrecking out. I love that little face off her and not Shane, not Bianca

had. I thought that was cool. and then number 29 Tiffany Stratton and Tiffie Tiffie time I think I think she showed out in this one yeah I don't think she's necessarily ready no but she has a lot of potential nah we'll see and they didn't hire her for her skills but and your girl came in number 30

uh live Morgan everybody was watching I was waiting for Sasha Banks music to hit Because I don't have lost it And then I went Really? I really believed

It was going to be AJ Yeah, some people were waiting for I would have been fine with that even she just came in It didn't last too long But that was All 30 women That jumped in the ring and everything And got this part

started so but it was cool there was a lot that I mean it's hard to watch everybody do the thing because everyone's getting thrown all over the place but I thought once they all got going

it took a few minutes before anyone started getting thrown out of the ring but everybody everybody was doing their doing their job and it like I said it's hard to watch

everybody and yes it's Natty coming in I mean I love her but I'm like what's I obviously they're keeping around

for a reason I mean she does her job she's good in the ring they give her the belt once I'm like come on just she's been there longer than everyone just give her the belt again I mean I had a respect really

I mean she's coming from a legendary family and I'm like okay they need they need to come up with a secondary title like a women's United States title or intercontinental title something and let her let her carry that one

yeah I mean give her something I mean just said it's just bringing her out but once Bailey came running in I was ha I was hype I thought she got hurt because there was times where she was laying there holding herself

I thought she like hurt her arm or something because even at the end we'll talk about some of that hurt their arm I mean even at the end of course if you guys are listening to you guys already know who won but when Bailey won and now other than her being tired being in there over an hour

she was like kind of like baby in herself baby in her arm so I don't know know well if she just was it just sore or what but I don't know but she's okay I mean she's she's supposedly supposed to make her uh who she's gonna pick on Friday night smackdown because they had a little yeah it's not and I had told her to yeah because on raw Bailey was and come out and say something and she did but then um mommy came out and uh said a couple things with

then Naya Jackson music hit and I was like, oh, then Naya came out and roughed up mommy and yeah, told Bailey to give us her announcement later, so. Well, yeah, we all know who she's picking. Bailey pushed out. She should have

whooped that ass, but she was in the corner just kind of kneeled, basically almost kneeling down. She was all scared. There was a whole damage control jumped out the ring. Yeah, they all did. Ah, that's, that's coming to a end.

I mean, judgment day is coming to an end as well, but I don't see. I think they're going to hold on to it for a little bit longer. Yeah. I mean, we saw a little, we saw some more. They've been kind of planting the seeds here and there, but we saw, well, at least I did in the rumble when they had, uh, Bailey, Kari Sane and Oscar in there. And they had did something and Bailey went to go high five them and they just like, walk, past her yeah so they're playing the seeds for for that break up i have a feeling i mean they're they're all gonna turn turn on her and we're harass at some point i still want her to stay a heel though

i don't want her just getting beat up by her crew and then come in the face again i i can't see the the side pony and i'm a hugger anymore i love what's going on now? I think she'll be face, but keep the same attitude. I hope so. Bring those glasses back. That's what I really liked it. Well, you saw on Ross, she brought back the catchphrase. She said, ding dong. She goes he was talking shit to Michael Cole Darden Rumble.

Yeah, he was all, what did I do? She kept going calling him. You hear that, Michael, you stupid idiot? And after she was, she looked at her, see, I told you. Oh, and Jessica was off to this. Well, both of them were out there. Jessica and what's her nuts. I can never remember her name.

She was out there. Ooh. When Zag came out, I'm watching it now in 16. I thought she was going to bring those little hook sores or whatever all the way. Because Eric, my son was sitting there, watching with it. He's like, we, why should leave all her gear down? I was like, she can't jump into the ring with those. But yeah, I mean, yeah, watching it now, Piper, she's in there. I just, I don't like, I don't like what she's wearing. It seems like too floppy. I mean, it would,

it would bug me as well. And even watching the, the gals with, um, with long hair, Bianca, yeah, she's got it in a big old ponytail. But when the women's hair is just all loose, because I mean, a lot of them kept throwing their hair. But even the guys, too, the guys that have long hair. I mean, I have long hair, but I can't run around with it down. This match, I was pointing out to my daughter, that was like, there's a lot of extensions laying out on the floor outside the ring.

there was a lot of those hair extensions coming out they're all getting yanked out so um it was cool but what's the name uh bianca and uh jade they're pretty strong or even the um was the other uh

the other black girl's name with the um god damn lash lash yeah yeah nxte yeah so she she she looks like she's little she looks short but she's uh she's a little little muscular and she's got uh she's got the strength as well yep piper just knocked her out was that a botch the the spot where um carrie sane went out the ring and he was holding on to the the ring apron I think so because it looked like

she was supposed to maybe try to get back in but she couldn't she was a little too low and couldn't or just couldn't hang on her feet immediately touched and then she like put them on up against the ring and then Jessica was there and I think I think it was Jessica kind of like

trying to play it off like we just all didn't see her feet touch but I think I think Jessica told her it was like your feet touch everybody's seen let it go I mean those one one chick that tried to pick up

uh nai jacks she almost did but then she kind of couldn't hold on and then let her go but once night jacks came into the ring man

she just started wrecking house on fools i wish i stopped doing that one thing where they're all crowded around her and then she just explodes yelling and everybody goes flying the thing that kills me with these even with the guys when they get thrown against the rope and then they they have to stick their leg up over at the top i'm like come on i mean it's different for the gals because some of these guys are short and they got to like jump to and then get over get over the top rope oh and when we get to the men's i'll talk about somebody that unnecessarily on camera basically jumped over the rope after he got hit i was like what are you doing piper just tried to suplex uh uh nijax couldn't do it just got it like a couple inches off to

ground so but when it finally got down to the let me kind of jump forward to the final the final two I was like okay I mean I'm

I'm with it I was kind of hoping Naya would make it almost to the end but they all they all kind of had to gang up on her no what's her name threw her out jade threw her out

so yeah picked her up threw her out yeah but that face off between bianca and jade when they were standing there looking at each other and then they picked that they did the double suplex

I can't remember when they picked up I thought that was really cool but yeah Chelsea green come on you're killing me well I was glad that in the family lasted a while she didn't get like immediately thrown out. Yeah, I'm looking here.

She was second longest at an hour and two minutes and 18 seconds right behind Bailey, who broke Ria's record from last year with the hour in three minutes and three seconds. Yeah, because the final three was Jade, Liv Morgan, and Bailey. and when it got to the end and it was like all three were on the outside of the ring on the apron and I was like did you all need to really jump out there just to do it but I'm like okay it's part of the show so you guys do what you got to do because Jay and Liv Morgan were going at it And that's when Bailey kind of jumped in and then she slid back into the ring But for some reason I was thinking

Liv Morgan was gonna pull it out, but I was kind of glad that she didn't but I heard they got bigger plans for her, but it it's not right now Okay, all right, see Bailey went over the ring Jade just placed Liv Morgan over and then Bailey and Liv Morgan grabbed Jade

and basically flipped her over so all three are on the outside right on the edge of the ring and I thought Jade was going to win as well or even Liv Morgan because once they started kicking all each other, they were kicking each other

in the chest and the face and I was like well luckily everyone's hanging on because Liv Morgan's the one that eliminated Jade It happened really fast. It was like she rang, kicked her off. She fell.

Liv Morgan kind of turned around really quick to see her. Jade laying on the floor. And then Bailey came from behind and booted Liv Morgan off. And then Bailey is the women's roll rumble. I was, I was hyped. She told Michael Cole. I was hyped because I was like, oh, man. Because my son came in.

He was like, what's going on? I said, Bailey's about to win. we're all just screaming and cheering. And my two younger, my two grandsons, they were jumping and down, tackling each other, scream. I think they were just screaming because we were. But overall, I thought it was a good real rumble.

I mean, shout out to Naomi. I was really, really happy that she's back. And for some reason, I thought, well, not for some reason. She's hell of good. I thought Becky was going to be one of the final ones, or at least make it, like, the final three or whatever but didn't happen no i think they're still setting up becky and rhea

for russia i just think they're going to go about it a different way yeah well we'll see what happens and shout out to bianca's braid because i just remember that spot with tiffany stratton was yeah she was hanging on her right tight um it was cool i'm glad pat pat pat macfee was at a night or that night he came out and core you talking shit but uh he's gonna talk some more because uh pat's officially on the raw announcing team and bump corey to the smackdown oh corey i was also i was waiting for his his music to hit and then get thrown out, but it didn't happen. Next match,

undisputed WWE Universal Championship. Roman Raines, the head of the table, the tribal chief, taking on Randy Orton, and L.A. Night, yeah, and AJ Styles. Oh, wait, really, really quick.

CBS Sports graded the women Royal Rumble a B minus. I was in the A category with that one, just a regular A. Yeah. B too. But, all right. Yeah, this match, they graded it to see. It was, it took a minute to get going. I mean, they were all doing their thing and everything,

but I think it didn't get really super exciting until it was almost over. I just, I just want, eventually I want him to get the belt. um LA night but

I don't know if he's he's gonna take it from uh Roman rains so I don't know what they're doing everyone's saying the rock's gonna come and take it from him but well he didn't say I wrote a story

I wrote a storyline in my head for I wrote a storyline in my head for the rock it won't be for WrestleMania but we'll get there when we get to that yeah but all all four these guys are awesome so but a j as well i mean everybody gets hurt no matter what they've all all these guys have been hurt but a j they did put the belt on him for a little bit

but i don't know what they're trying to do with him um but i don't know what they're trying to do with him um but uh i don't know l a night i kind of see him uh having the belt of eventually so we'll see but it seemed like the crowd was there for L.A. night because they were really really hype I heard a lot of complaints

saying that the crowd wasn't into it and even what's his name but he just sounds like a hater if you guys follow Ryeback he Ryeback he just

sounds like a hater with all his uh his little shenanigans on his show and tic-tok and everything because he was he that was the main thing he said it was like it was good rumble i'm proud to everybody but that crowd was no good i was like come on so but but i thought they were hyped i mean they weren't super duper hyped but they i thought they were their crowd was cool man I didn't have an issue with them. Yeah. This match was the Slim Jim match. I thought all the, well, not all of them, but I thought some of the, the, the advertisement people, I thought they were going to pull all their stuff from WWE, just what's going on with.

Well, Slim Jim did. They pulled out after this. before they had pulled but then when um vince uh put in his resignation they they were back in okay so what do you really quick side note what do you what do you think of all that if it's true then he should get definitely everything that's coming to him because i was watching some stuff and there was some ladies talking and and what's all this shit about somebody getting shit on I guess that's what he

he does in the middle of a threesome I guess I mean whatever float your boats everyone but nah nah I can't

I can't do it no no kind of nasty shit like that apparently this this this lady this young lady that's in this lawsuit this case

she's got receipts she's got text messages she's got stuff to prove her point so it looks real bad well Vince he must be he must think he's going down because he pulled out of everything

that he's he's a part of the WWE he just pulled out of that completely now and what's that other thing the boxing thing that he's doing I can't remember what they call it

he pulled out of that thing too oh the TKO yeah that that's the company that owns WWE and UFC they just made one company oh okay so

that's who he resigned from because like you said I guess he knows what's coming yeah might as well get out before he ruins it for everyone honestly I think that's why he sold in the first place I think he knew

all this stuff was going to come back on him I mean rich people think they can do whatever they want did he go out to that island I want to say yeah if he's doing nasty shit like this I don't know everyone

I'll just we'll see So I take it's just Stephanie and Does Shane have a part of this I think Shane sold his shares a long time ago

So is it just Stephanie And Triple H? Or is Stephanie designed She's not in it no more well she was she was I don't know it's it's super messy on who's still and who's doing what who resigned who got rehired what position they do yeah well hopefully triple h wasn't doing no nasty shit well he's getting a lot of negative flack for i guess at the press conference

reporter asked him about it and i guess he didn't answer the question really well if you got nothing to do with it like i don't know i mean answer it answer don't mean don't say much but like give him an answer like i think it wasn't if he had anything to do with it is if he knew anything that was going on and then he just kind of not answered the question you should just said no but i'm i'm pretty sure he knows i don't think he can for legal reasons they just tell him to shut up keep his mouth shut yeah

we're gonna call you on as a character witness shut your mouth well let's say something I can't talk about it and move on and then we'll when we get to the men's rumble we'll talk about somebody that was supposed to be there but

allegedly they pulled him out because of links to the allegations. I believe that. Well, 100%. I believe that. I like how they didn't say his name. Yeah. They said, former WWE star. That's the UFC fighter.

Yeah. He just said his name. I wonder who that is. But with that, back to this match, everyone. The crowd gave Roman and Raines no. There were some people. I saw a few fingers go up. appointing the one my figure was up i'm still with the tribal chief but i love um i love all of them uh but l a night man i really love what's going on with him right now and i love how the crowd was pretty much backing him but roman he he was wrecking everyone i mean all of them were wrecking each other randy i love when he does

that power slam that's it's hella fast and he was doing his thing did he get hurt in the match it looked like it because he he came back from a shoulder injury right yeah because he looked like he was holding his arm yeah he was baby in it i think he did and maybe if he didn't hurt it again maybe it just kind of went zing because i got a couple zings in my ankle uh when i was at work and i'm like oh man i mean it's healed but it ain't i don't think it's a hundred percent yet and when you when these guys come back man they gather cleared and everything but it's still gonna hurt

so yeah we'll get to another one later on that guy wasn't even in there that long uh but i did like during the the menswell rubble when roman was

sitting in the in the box seats or whatever what the fuck is up with um paul haman was he always staring at him yeah you in love with him hey don't get me wrong robert rains is a is a good-looking guy

he's handsome i met him once and my wife was all about it and she was like damn because she'd seen him and she thought he was good looking on TV but when we like met him she was like whoa I was like damn calm down

but when la night and uh roman Raines were going at it man they were they were LA night was beating his ass I love all his stuff man his DDT he did I thought Roman hurt his neck

because when he spiked himself yeah he did that and then he slammed him and then Randy came running in and LA and I just picked him up slammed him at a lot but AJ I thought he got hurt but he came

down on his shoulder that same shoulder he heard in the rumble and when C. Not in the Pung. When Edge came back. When Roman popped him up and he did that flip over his head, he came down right on that shoulder that he heard before.

You're talking about when he fell off the top row? Or not the top row. Yeah, the top row. No, no, no. It was right before that. Because right now, the top row when L.A. Knights got him up there. It was when Romans flipped him over. so but okay yeah who was oh roman's laying out on the outside of the ring dead

randy and l.a night are going at it and um how old is randy he's been in it for a while now he's got at least be in his 50s no yeah la la night suplex from the top rope but a j a j landed right i mean don't get me wrong man that that ring still hurts no matter how you land on it. Randy's 43. I'm older than him? Ah, man. You got to remember he was the

you got to remember he was the youngster in evolution. I know, but... He was the future. I thought he was older than me. I mean, watching it even way back then in the 90s in my 20s,

shit, I thought he was older than me. Damn. made me feel older. I think Roman's older than him. Wow, I know. No, Romans 38. He's only 30. Oh, fuck. I thought he was in his 40s. Damn, I'm just an old man, everybody.

Okay. Now I'm curious. How old is AJ? He's probably in his 40s. 46. Yeah, okay. L.A. Knight is... He's in his 30s. He is 41. Oh, damn shit.

He's been around for a minute. Yeah. I never seen that video, the compilation somebody made where they caught all the times. He was like a WWE security guard or like just a little random stuff he was doing back in the day. He's do what you got to do to get your foot in the door. Oh, shit. LA night. Oh.

He took out Roman with a neck breaker. And then he was about to pin him, but then AJ came running in. And Randy looks like he's holding his shoulder. It looks like he heard, ooh, AJ connected with that one to the face. Randy's kind of holding his left shoulder. And then AJ slammed Randy Orton. Now Randy Orton's laying there on the mat holding his arm. but I mean just because you release back man

I mean especially after if something tore or whatever in there it's going to hurt I mean I'm scared every time I go to the doctor to get something looked at from work I get scared like is right now man I mean everything hurts on my body they're doing my job for 29 years now but I don't know we'll see that style's class look that roman came down his head on his face

on his face hard yeah i was i was watching i was like get your head up get your head up yeah AJ was about the pin roman and then um LA night came out of nowhere broke it up but Randy's still laying there holding his shoulder off of the side um st petersburg that's where they're at but uh and then they let us know with all the florida advertisements yeah during all the melee i thought

i knew somebody was going to come in of course and here he came solo sacoa he came in and started simone spike in everyone um i can't wait till him and roman go at it of course that's coming everyone we know that i mean uh well we'll see what happens when he came running in and uh i hate when they go who is this i'm like you know who it is then he pulls off the hoodie and dives into the ring i was like come on

man what happened a video stopped you there can you hear me yeah what are you going to say you take it's time to bring in more bloodline members he's got a lot of cousins in the indies he's going to bring him for one time or bring them onto the show

i mean he's already said solo is the the air to the to the table to the head of the table what if they did a storyline where they there's two tables going at each other hmm that'd be cool yeah solo's wrecking house he just beat the hell out of

Randy nice grab LA night ah Simone spike to the neck man he'd break your thumb doing what he's doing he's beating everyone up Romans are laying there next to Paul Hamon uh, Sacoa's starting to stack up

stack up the bodies. He, Randy Orr's laying on the bottom. He, uh, pulled, uh, LA night over him. Come on, Roman,

we could see you looking and Paul Hamer with his fingers in the air. So, Clintel of Reagan goes and gets, um, uh, to AJ, because AJ's,

uh, over in that corner. Ooh. I was scared what's her name almost got it to the ring announcer What the hell's her name? Oh, Samantha. Yeah.

Because when Sacoa Solo came crashing through that That one corner that always breaks. Exactly. I mean That wall Yeah, it's padded on one side, but I don't know how it looks on the other side. And if she didn't move her leg that would have

if it didn't break it or anything it could have done some kind of damage to her but she pulled her leg didn't even get up out of the seat just turned to her left and to get to get away from it

did any did no one tell her what the spot was I know you've been there forever you know that they go crashing through all that so or someone should have pulled her out of the way but no. The guy that was next to her, he jumped out of the way.

And all she did was turn her legs. And luckily, she looked like she turned it at the last second. You've got to add another shout. Don't have ricochet out here, getting mad. Uh-uh. Who's there? Randy Orton still laying their dead in LA

90s still laying on top of him. But AJ came off the top rope in the forearm to run. Roman Rains and then he fell on the top pile and it was about to get him but then he everyone started rolling off each other solo I don't know what happened in him he's laying somewhere but everyone's on the ground except for AJ Stiles he he's the last man standing so he's climbing under the ring to bring out the chairs how come nobody ever drinks those drinks that are under there

there's like gatorade bottles and it looks like canned water under there for the ring crew and why don't they ever i hope they ever pull it out and started hitting each other with all kinds of stuff but AJ's about to climb back into the ring fuck fuck you core you hate you he doesn't talk shit I'll bring him up again later but AJ's climbing back into the ring with a chair everyone's still uh kind of rolling around. Yeah, you can see Randy. He hurt himself.

But Roman Ray's jump. He's up on his feet thinking, what's going on? But then AJ starts hitting him with a chair. And where's fucking? Oh, Solo's just laying there. L.A. night. He died. L.A.

night he's starting to get up and then a j starts hitting him kind of spiked him a little with the chair and then started hitting him with the back um randy's about to get up but you see his shoulder is just like is hanging there but i just get up and do something because everyone's laying there except for a j he's still whacking fools with the chair he goes over to randy he's about to hit him but then Randy, and it looks like he hit him in the throat. He uppercuts AJ. He goes flying out of the rig. Randy gets up, boom, he gets speared by Roman Raines.

He's laying there all beat up. L.A. Knight is kind of crawling around. Randy falls out of the ring. L.A. Knight goes up behind Roman Rains, picks him up. Flip some, boom, just body slams him on the ground. L.A. Knight does his move with the with the elbow. Roman Lanes is laying there And he's getting ready to get him again

So L.A. night's behind Roman. He picks him up But no, he pushes Oh, he put Roman Ray pushes LA night. It looked like AJ was about to come off the top rope with the forearm But they bumped it and he came down right on his neck And then he fell into the ring Knacks the L.A. Knight out of the ring. Pulls in AJ because he's laying there

and Roman reign pins AJ styles to still be the undisputed WWE champion I mean we knew it of course man they didn't even need to have this match

but it began starting out slow but once the end everyone was getting the hell beating out of one another it was good I liked what was happening here Randy man I'm not saying hang it up but be careful with your shoulders and AJ

looks like he's hurting he's rolling up he's rolling around with his mouth open holding his wrist dumb Paul Heyman man I love Paul Heyman don't get me wrong but he's just he's screaming you're the greatest of all time just

get your nuts out of his mouth come on it's love he's the one but all right the next what they agreed that one they gave it a C yeah they gave it like maybe a B minus

I enjoyed it yeah I agree with the B minus I enjoyed it but like you said they didn't even need to have this match because we knew what the outcome was going to be we we know if Roman's going to lose the belt it's going to be it's going to be a WrestleMania

yeah rock we'll see we'll see everyone i was talking to my buddy he goes to all these things but see you go into mania he goes i want to i don't know yeah i said with who because i don't know i was shit if you go i want to go i said you're going to go the whole weekend he goes well i have to if i'm there i'm like uh well all right we'll see but it's uh over in the city your brotherly love in philly he goes man if i go i'm gonna run up those stairs those rocky stairs at that museum i'm my guy said if i

i said i want to do that too eventually but i got a train i'm in no kind of shape to run up those stairs i don't even know how many stairs it is but i don't want to be running up those stairs and then just keel over once i get walking up them stairs but the next match

the united states championship Logan Paul is the champ and he's taking on Kevin Owens. My son Eric, he was kind of going back and forth watching wrestling. But when Logan Paul came out, he was like, oh man, this guy's still wrestling. And so he sat down and started watching it with me. Oh, shout out to Taylor. We did a commentary for this match for ESP ringside. I tried to get the Zisian, but I don't know where he was.

So I just hit up Taylor. What are you doing, man? I'm good. So we did it really quick. We only did this match. We didn't do the rest because Zizu and I did the money in the bank or whatever. I think we did something really quick for one of those matches. But I don't like the way this belt looks.

I never liked it. It just... The little design that's on it. Whoa. Someone's got a sign that says, Prime sucks. Have you ever had any of his little water or his energy drink? I can't find none of it up here.

What? They don't have it up there? It might. I just, I mean, I ain't looking real hard, but. I was going to say, they have it on the res. It has to be in Alaska. Nobody drinks. I think I'm the only one that.

the buzz it. I like it. It tastes all right. But Kevin Owens. I love him. I love these big guys that wrestle. But I kind of knew where it was going to go, but I thought they did. They put on a good show.

They were beating the hell out of each other, especially Kevin Owens because he was throwing Logan Paul all over the ring. I thought he was What'd you think of this match? I enjoyed it. I'm not as him as a person, but him as a wrestler and being in Logan Paul,

I'm becoming a fan. I think he's improving every time. And he was, what really impressed me about this one is, like you said, Kevin was whooping his ass, and he was taking it because he took some bumps in this match

Does he do like that Logan Paul does he do like the house shows and everything Or does he just do TV I don't think so Because I think he's got a busy schedule With everything else he does So he only does Raw or Smackdown or the

What the fuck are they called PLEs Is that I mean, I would like to see him at a house show because I know Rhonda, she did it when she's, when she signed. She's coming back to Red. Oh, she's back in the Ring of Honor. Is that what she's in? I think that was a one-time thing.

Oh, okay. I mean, it looked like it was a one-time thing, but I think she, she looked like she enjoyed the, the atmosphere of being in the Indies with the crowd and everything. And it looked like the crowd was liking her there. So she wasn't getting the same response. She got the WWE. I mean, I thought Rhonda did a good job. I mean, she did what she did. And when she came in, she did do the house shows and everything.

So she was in it 110% the whole way. She didn't just do the Brock Lesnar. she was everywhere so I mean I gave it to her was she the greatest in the ring no oh that last match she had she should have did something better than that bullshit

that was so terrible yeah her wrestling is not the problem is her mic skills for me she's definitely the definition of a wrestler that needs a manager or something she needs a Paul Heyman

Paul Hayman should have took her but she can't be a part of the bloodlines Logan Paul man um Kevin Owens he goes off the top rope as well but when Logan Paul was cross-bodied uh Kevin Owens man he he jumped out of the ring got him and then climbed back in the room and uh dove off the top robin got

Kevin Owens but once he uh he started uh targeting Kevin Owens's right wrist When he had him we had him laying flat And he was holding Kevin Owen's arm down and he just started Socking his wrist hell of hard Then he pulled off all the tape off of Kevin Owens his hand Now he's just giving him the uppercuts left and right

But Logan Paul man he took it a lot of slaps and chops to the chest Because his his chest his chest is hella red it looks like it's bleeding oh fucking and uh Kevin Owen just slapped him slapped him across the face but yeah man these two

I mean they go hard man they don't they don't just uh let up and just kind of baby each other they really go for he he always goes hard no matter who he's wrestling so but this this guy that comes

in that keeps sneaking the brass knuckles. Are we supposed to know who he is? I don't know. Because even my son was like, who's this? I'm like, I don't know. Because they keep saying, I can't remember his name, but they kept saying his name, like,

almost like we've been seeing him for weeks or something. I don't know. Just figure one of Logan's lackeys that he's got. Logan Paul doesn't have his own moves. They should have his podcast host be the one bringing in the brass knuckles.

Something. Or his brother. I don't know. We'll see. Oh, that guy should stay away from wrestling. That, uh, what was it? One in Saudi Arabia, when he showed out. Yeah. He's just staying boxing. Or be on the outside of the ring and have Logan fall over

and then hand it to him. them and get back in and knock someone out bring kSI back yeah that's what I said we brought that up on on our show I was like where's that dude

I couldn't remember his name Taylor knew what I was talking about though but yeah these two are all beat the hell there's a high shot of of the crowd and I mean it looks like every shots yeah it looks like all the seats

are full on the on the field but said there was uh think I said over 48,000 people were there good and who plays at this field I have no idea is it the devil raise or whatever I think that's who it is I'm not sure everyone I'm not a tropical field is yep the Tampa Bay raise okay

oh Kevin always started doing the cannonballs on him now he's climbing up top Logan Paul's lane there whoa frog splash

he tried to pin him nope but Logan kicked out that's a lot of man to be doing a frog splash but he does it perfect and he does it hide too so wow

he can't him that right on his quote unquote broke wrist he landed then he got up ow he got out here he's back on the top rope again about to do another one now shaking off the wrist another oh swanton went off the ring but uh logan brought up the knees and got him uh oh here goes logan paul now he's going up top uh he's got blood under one of his eyes swanton missed nobody home K-O rolled out of the way and again everyone stunt men and stunt men and women

when they dive off something and nobody's home oh no I couldn't do it I was telling Taylor I said we were at a little indie show one time and we were in the ring and we're kids and I did a flip on one of those rings and nah man that shit still hurt I can't imagine what these guys are doing

when they're slamming each other under the ring he dies back up oh another frog splash from Logan but Kevin Owens kicks out fucking Logan Paul man he's just bleeding everywhere his nose looks like he's got a little cut

under one of his eyes and look and look unless it's just blood looks like either he got cut or just some blood smeared behind one of his ears well on the pro wrestling yep and his chest is just bright red from getting chopped and slapped you think kevin was giving him the extras because he's a new guy to the business uh i don't know maybe i mean i don't know how these guys all feel about Logan Paul and Logan Paul's talking shit to Corey Ah Ha ha ha ha He was to try a suplex

Kevin owns but he didn't He gave Logan Paul The brain buster Or a modified brain buster Oh, pro Yeah

He slapped him Mellard Logan's just all dazed shit man it's chest that looks nasty it wasn't as nasty as um who was it was a sammy zane it looked like raw hamburger meat

oh yeah one of those matches uh kevin owens is up getting everybody hyped the logan paul's just he's staggering around the middle of the ring here comes keel jes gave him a boot

tried to give him a stunner but didn't happen logan's uh grabbed his bad hand and then kicked it so now he's uh he's getting himself typed he starts tearing off his tape that are off his hand off his hand like he's gonna sock uh kevin owens in the face but kevin ohans do super kicks logan come on whispers into his ear what we're gonna do and then whoop tried to give him the pop up but missed ko stunner almost whoa keel right hand or uh logan paul right hand to kevin owens kicked out they only got a two count yeah logan paul's nose was bleeding but it looks

like he's he keeps uh wiping the blood so kevin owens is laying there logan paul is looking around like okay okay i don't know he's talking to but then here comes some dude i don't know who this guy is cori knows him it's some guy in a t-shirt and the ref is trying to tell that guy to get out of the ring. But he's, everybody's yelling. This is when your favorite tag team comes to the ring.

I don't look like a security guard. Some guy in a suit running over to that other dude. They came into the ring. And here comes some security guards. The guys in the, man, if it was true, man, they would all rush them and grabbed him

and just carried him out. But they're all just, go this way, go this way. Just pointing, telling him he's got to leave. And I don't know what that guy's saying. Corey, shut up. You ain't gonna do nothing. Sit down. He was like, Corey was like,

should I do something? Bitch, sit down. No one wants to see you do anything. Ah, here they come. Fucking, the Aussie icon and dumbass Austin Theory. I'm glad that he's Austin

theory again, not just theory because that was fucking stupid. A-town Down. Yeah, his dumbass is the one that gave um the brass knuckles to to kevin er to um logan paul fucking kevin owens uh rolled him up but nope he kicked out at two but he's got the knuckles whoa he went for the punch uh kevin owens grabbed it pulled took the the knuckles out of his hand and bough he clocks um logan paul but oh excuse me everyone he was going to he had uh

Kevin Owens was holding Logan down Logan Paul down for the for the pin but He forgot to take the brass knuckles off because the the ref counted to two then he stopped counting and he's pointing at Kevin Owens his hand because he still has the brass knuckles on I like the way they did it too because he was about to hit three Yeah, and he that's when he noticed and the crowd the crowd even counted three yeah they did so Kevin Owens was disqualified because he had brass knuckles and then it's a little good Paul still

the winner he almost lost but uh doesn't work but Kevin Owens is all mad he gets back into the ring and starts in knocked uh Logan Paul the back and he rolled out of the ring now he climbed out through Logan Paul into the stairs and now he's coming over and

Kio was clearing off the table the announced table he goes up and picks up uh Logan Paul for the pop-up power bomb slams him onto the table ooh he landed all right man

he didn't land perfectly but perfect enough to to break the announced table so Logan Paul's laying they're dead and they're all checking him tell him Corey you're going to do Shut up. I love somebody here.

Did Logan Paul some Kleenex? And, uh, because he's, he grabbed it and he's unwrapping it and pulling the Kleenex out the camera had to move away. Is that what he was doing? Yeah. I thought he ate something.

No, he wiped the blood, uh, off his nose because now they're showing him. and all the blood is gone. Oh, Kevin. Kevin was the one that didn't he come back and pick up some Mentos or something? Yeah, he picked

up something and he's unwrapping. There's like hard candy. I assume as well as whoever else got's eating. And that's the end of that match. I think I read Michael Cole has to have a little bowl of candy.

All right. All right. it uh cbs sports they gave that one a b plus i'm i'm cool with that it was a good match i ought to give it a day but i'm sorry i thought both of them beat the hell out of each other but on to the main event the uh men's royal rumble match and this one i loved out the first two with the usos jay came out first and then jimmy yeah i thought that was really really good i was really cool. I think this is this is gonna

go down at Rosamania. Both of them? Yeah. All right. Well, we'll see. But yeah, they were one and two. The next number three was Grayson Waller. And then the return.

Then the return. The Sydney King. Of Andrade, he's back. Cool. I was happy. to see him all right I mean but what's the name she's all beat up she just said she have surgery on her knee yeah yeah yeah because she's hobbling around the big old brace big old stone cold knee brace um so she's gonna be out for a while and uh number five uh Camillo Hayes he came out number six Shinske Nakamura

and number seven Santos Escobar Number eight was carrying cross. In black and white. What was that? Came out in black and white. I was like, really? Just come out of the ring. Just come out and get to the ring.

The next one, number nine, dirty Dom, Dominic Mysterio. And then number 10, Carlito. He had the apple, didn't he? Yeah, he disgustingly had it in his type. I ain't shoving anything in my tights and then taking a bite out of it But that's me anyway and then Number 11 the almighty

Bobby Lashley he comes out number 12 Ludwig Kaiser Number 13 dumbass Austin theory 14 Finn Baller I wish to you came out as a demon They were to take him forever to get to the ring but he needs to bring him back for at least once or twice

number 15 the american nightmare cody roads and 16 Bronson reed I'm scared of that this guy is the one I was talking about that got punched and in full view of the camera hopped his leg over the rope

oh yeah easily I was like what are you doing and number 17 Coffey Kingston He didn't do nothing Nothing spectacular Like he usually does

Oh Ran out ideas Um Number 18 Gunther The ring general Anyway And then number 19

One of the Was it the Viking warriors Ivar He came in Number 20 Is it Braun Breaker? Yeah he came in now this is where they said this was supposed to be brock

him yeah and the storyline was supposed to be brock comes in does does does does what brock does and then gets eliminated by dirty down it's setting up a feud with brock and the judgment day that's what the i read the plan was but when the so quote on quote ufc fighter that was named in the lawsuit. They were like, Brock, we don't, we don't need you today.

Hmm. Well, we'll see what happens, but something was going on. And I, it's not good. So hopefully he ain't peeing and pooping on people, but I don't know. Uh, to where are we? Oh, uh,

Number 21, the Nigerian giant, Omas. I was happy with her, he heard his music. I was like, yeah, he came out. He don't do much, but throw people around, but yeah, whatever. And then 22. This was a waste. This was stupid. I was all laughing with his music kid.

I was like, oh, man, really? but okay um pat mackafee he jumped in and didn't do nothing oh he kind of just did there and then fucking corey was going off talking all the shit as well as michael cole he kept looking at the scene who was in the ring and everyone was looking at and he was kind of going back and forth then he said nope and then just jumped off well he went into the ring and then jumped out yeah climbed over and just jumped out of the ring. So he was, uh, and he's like,

nah, I'm good. But I, I knew he wasn't going to wrestle, though. If you notice, he has on, like,

cowboy boots or something like that. And I was like, he are not wrestling in that. His white cowboy boots? Yeah. Yeah, so he just eliminated himself. And number 23,

J.D. McDonough. And then 24. Our truth. all right this part was awesome I loved it he

he gets into the ring oh no he doesn't even get to the ring he comes running in he jumps up and then he's standing in the corner not in the ring yet he's on the outside holding his hand

wanting someone to tag him in and everyone's looking at like what's going on here oh I remember in this he's standing there dom's like looking at him and the dom's getting roughed up but then he gets up

and then tags our truth and then the plays are roughed I love the Dom Dom leaped for the tag I love this why it was awesome and then our truth jumped in and started kicking ass doing the five boobs of doom

and number 25 is the Ms. And then 26. Damien Priest Was it? El Signor money in the bank. Yeah. And then number 27,

CM Punk. And everybody was hyped when his music hit and they were all screaming, but no, no, no. I'm sorry. They were hyped. But when he did it's clobbering time, I mean, I don't know why they switched the cameras to somebody

like way up top. I mean, and all those people up there like nobody there was a few people that yelled it but not like when he was in chicago but anyway uh 28 ricochet awesome the 29 drew mackinty and at number 30 sammy zane he came in and everybody was going off but overall what did you think of this one i thought it was a fine royal rumble but like i said early earlier is just a lack of surprise entrance like you said this is when we get like the the old school superstars the the debuts of returning people from injury and we got some returns from injury we got it we got undrude back but other than that it's a little disappointed yeah

I mean in the beginning when everybody was in there I mean it wasn't And it was like, hey, okay, whatever. I mean, I just like the surprises that they bring. They really do nothing. Give us a Matt Cardona, at least for one night, something. Will he be Matt or will he be Zach Ryder? Well, if it would be for one night, it'd be Matt Cardona, I would suspect. And we got Jordan Grace and the women's, why couldn't we have the TNA men's champion?

I don't know But yeah man this one I mean It was cool I mean I like when everyone's beating the hell out of each other But yeah I just I don't know I wasn't like super duper hyped I was just waiting for seeing punk to come in So he didn't come in towards until towards the end

But when Adradi and Um Uh as Santos Escobar Santos went up to him and was like yeah what's up tried to give him a Hug and and high five or whatever and I'm just looking at him like what Didn't want nothing to do with them. So I'm like okay. We're seeing this match this match is gonna happen They're gonna hate each other and go at it so but we'll see

Why are the street profits in this? they came out did they yeah when uh bobby and oh carrying got into the little thing outside and the aop came out and then street profits came out and i guess we're getting that match here i know i thought i wanted them to be in the rumble not just come running out to help dirty dumb i'll give you know what if you if it If they wanted to shock me, have Dirty Dobb win the Royal Rumble. That's what I said. I don't know who I was talking to.

I said, watch Dirty Dom win. But with his cow skin boots. Purple. I mean, I like, I'm glad that he went the heel route. Because I don't think he, everyone would have been booing him anyway and everyone a lot of wrestling fans like you're only you're only in the wwee because who your dad is

which is fine i mean i get it but i'm i'm glad that he went the hill route and uh turned on his dad if you guys remember that i felt like he got some cheers tonight when he came out i would have cheered i like i like dirty dumb yeah he came out music hit flip that mullet back I heard some tears going on. Here comes Carlito. He ain't even running. He's just walking in.

I love the Afro. He didn't even take his shirt off. Uh-uh. He goes diving in, going right after Escobar. He got scared and jumped out of the ring. But he comes in and starts mobbing on everybody. Grab his dirty dung. throws him against the the ropes but Dom kicks him in the mouth but he's not having it he

ended up just slamming Dom on the ground and he looks around and this one he digs in his his little speedos and pulls out the the apple everybody wants it because everyone started cheering and hell no I'm not biting that apple that's a good bar tried to throw him out Carlito but he Garleto just ran to the rope and jumped over the ropes himself. I'm like, come on. But Escamore ran over to Carlito and then Carlito spit the apple in his face and then grabs him and throws him over the ring. Here comes carrying cross. He picked up Carlito, drops him on the ground.

But who else is who's coming in number 11. Okay, Karen Cross is coming in. I'm sorry. No, no, no, I'm sorry,

the almighty he came in. But, yeah, here comes the street. I'm fast forwarding now. Street profits come running in. All right. I mean,

I wanted them to be in the rubble. I love when they're both in there, doing it. Somebody throw out Austin theory. I hate him. I'm kind of glad that, the Vince is gone because he was hyping up Austin theory too much and I hated it. It's probably the reason I did hate it.

He didn't climb his way up. He already was kissing the boss's ass. The American nightmare. I loved how he came in. I mean, he comes in like he comes in and everybody's hooting and hollering and cheering. I like that. Usually he gives his little belt to someone before he, gets in the ring.

But he just jumped right in the ring with it on still. So I thought that was cool. And then he took it off and just threw it into the crowd. So that was awesome. Damn, Bronson Reed, the big motherfucker. He's just smashing fools. Is he Australian? Yeah, I think so.

he is from Adelaide, South Australia Okay These are the beating up Finn Baller Oh Picked up Dirty Dom Oh, nice He's got

Finn Ballard On his back Simone drop Andrade's in there Trying to get him now But he just shoved him off throw them in the corner. Every hell of fools are laying there beat up.

But let me see. Let me get to the end. Okay, here comes the ring general. Slapping fools up. He was doing a lot of chops as well. And the forearm hits. Okay. You know who I would like to see him,

Gunther. and brown breaker go and them going at it yeah yeah good I like when omash just came out in all black I don't like uh his ring gear damn he 7 3

and he all he does is just throw you around you around and all he saw he gots this is where Pat McAvby's music hit and he gets up

Michael Corey shut up Michael Cole's hyping him up but then this is when he just kind of just does nothing because Omas is staring him down yeah I would rather have him

got in and did something instead of nothing and then just climbing over the top rope and jumping down I thought that was kind of lame I was just going to grab him and throw him out And it would just That's why it should have been

Corey To get thrown out Yeah, it should have His, I don't even know what his music is But his music hits It's Corey's big Wrestling return And then Omas just grabs him by the neck

And just pushes him over the top rope He He climbed being, got scared of Omas And then just jump down onto the he's stupid he looked at him he said no

okay jd mcdon is out there comes our truth he's uh he climbs up the stairs this is probably the best part of the rumble the truth

and the other one I liked his uh I don't remember what year it was when he came running into the ring and pulled out the ladder and put it in the middle and climbed up thinking there was going to be belts up there. I got there.

He's jacking up a dirty Dom. He's the one. And then that's when Dom jumps and tags. Right here, the tag, here comes our truth, and the plays went nuts. And he starts doing the shoulder tackles. He grabs,

gunther and boom there's John Cina's moves this part was awesome too you can't see me oh man where's John seen at making movies still yeah he's got the movie that they keep playing the trailer on YouTube

Ricky Ricky Stinniki I know what yeah the comedy movie I'm thinking of that one that one with Superman Arkile or whatever Oh he's in that but he's got some comedy With Zach Ephron

What's it called? Ricky Stenickey I mean do what you gotta do I mean John said he can do it all He can do serious He can do the homework movies Runchy comedies everything But all right

It comes a biz He ain't doing nothing either. But he was in there. Fast forward. Here's, oh, Damien Priest, Gunther. I can't see who else is in there. Everyone's. A lot of people all laying on the outside of the ring.

But Damian Priest, man, I always say this every time we do this. I hate what he wears. It just doesn't look good. He didn't have him stupid extensions in this time. yeah he does well I don't know not like he usually does uh

there comes ricochet he comes in so all right let me fast forward there is five eight no seven people in the rank Jay Uso still in there

Drew McIntyre Gunther CM Punk Ricochet El Signor Money in the bank and the American nightmare they're all in there and Drew Macon put tired man he went straight back straight after seeing

punk and did you see Punk's speech on raw yeah it was pretty good yeah it was man I almost teared up but then Drew McIntyre came out started talking shit

so do you think he did that okay question do you do you think see him punk's hurt like he says he is or is this kind of a work? Because the way Drew was stomping his arm. Yeah, that's what I thought. I don't know.

Because the other video, when punk's in the back and he's talking to Cody Rhodes, he's still kind of tearing up. And he gives him a hug and tells Cody to finish his story. I don't know. I mean,

I thought that too, because when Drew Bancatar stomped on his arm, I don't even man scripted planned or not I wouldn't want that yeah because fuck that man because he stomped on his his

his bicep hard and that's that's what's I was thinking if he's hurt like Seth then they can still have their match because they

they're still making it seem like Seth's going to be a WrestleMania yeah. Hmm. I'll see. Sammy's ain't came out and the place erupted. Everyone's singing for him.

Straight after Drew. Yeah. See him punk, man. He's he's kind of, you can see he's hurt. He's just kind of running around and trying to do his thing. Because he even said it. He goes, man.

He was doing his. best at the end when it was just him and Cody in the rank. Yeah, it was the same exact injury he had an AEW when he was gone for a year.

A year? That's right he was, huh? Damn. Same exact thing. We'll see. But maybe that's why he was all tearing up thinking that he's going to be out longer. Jessica went over

She was checking on punk a few times Ooh So but yeah But you can lose I don't know exactly when punk Got hurt, but he's He's really holding himself When he's in the corners looking around And the other reps keep running up to him

To check on him And Seth Rounds is up in the In a box In the box seats Laughing his ass off yeah and his paul haman just undressing roman

rains with his eyes yeah he was it was like your eyes are about to pop out your head uh the final four drew mackintyre uh goodthir seeing punk and cody roads and then they just all start going at it punk's going after mackintyre giving them the chops

don't look like it's even doing anything drew through punk in the corner then gunther starts giving uh cody rose the chops mcgantyre's uh giving punk chops and uh straight shots to the jaw goes cody rhoddie cutter oh got him i think gunther just jumped right back up he bounces off the roll boom gunther clotheslined cody now punk is uh throwing elbows into uh in the corner mackintyre goes up chop to see him punk he goes down and then goethe starts dropping my boots to cody roads back looks like cody was was bleeding somewhere he had got some blood on him gunther or uh mackinty chops to punk he's going down oh chops to cody from goonther uh mccinty was picking up seeing punk putting him in the corner

More chops. Even punk's chest was all red, too. And it's hard to see sometimes because he's got all those tattoos all over his chest. But Gunther's still chopping away at Cody Rhodes. And him and McIntyre must have been having a contest. But he got, punk got chopped and he fell to the Mac. Cody's still standing. Then I think Gunther and McIntyre staring at each other.

McIntyre is from Is he Ireland or Scotland? Scotland. Okay. And Gunther is from I want to say Russia. Germany. Okay.

I think let me go Austria. Okay. The Imperium. Those two guys. Funk is laying there in the corner about to get up and Drew wants to give him the Claymore.

And here he comes running, boom, and he missed. And Pug's staggered. About to give him the GTS. Ah, I sure his arm hurts, but nope. McQuire falls out. Punk gets, he's older his back, too, as well, and he goes down. How old is punk? Is he?

He's not 50, is he? Okay, you know. Forty-five. damn man shit probably older than all of these guys McIntyre gives Gunther Claymore he comes off the top road

boom he gets Cody Rhodes right in the face so McIntyre's the only one on his feet everyone else is laying there and punk you can clearly see he was hurt I was just I was shaking my head like oh man come on

want him to be in a mania oh claymorder punk again and then mackinty jumps up he's the only one standing everyone's laying in the ring but

we get to uh towards the end who oh i see him punk through um mcintyre out and cody got uh gunther out

i thought that was kind of a little cheap the gunther just threw his leg over and fell I was like, oh, come on. So the final two, CM Punk and the American Nightmare of Cody Rhodes. And these, they went at it. I mean, I'm sure every move that punk was doing hurt. Because, man, a torn bicep is what they're saying.

I wouldn't want to feel that, man. I mean, anything torn inside of you is going to hurt. but man in your arm i mean your your bicep man you're constantly moving that so because you can see punk clearly in his face but they they were going at it hard man they went that they those two they went hell of hard at the end throwing each other all over the place and punk took uh what's cody's move um crossroads yeah crossroads he took it

like a couple times and then punk i mean punk just looked like he was just out of gas every time he was always leaning on on the on the on the ropes uh cody looked like he was getting tired too but punk looked like he was really tired and he was just fighting fighting through the pain and just like trun let's get this over with there was a few times i thought it was going to be over with but they just kept bouncing back and and it was all good so that's why I was happy that it went on and I knew punk was hurt but we didn't really get the full announcement until later on

and then when we saw him on raw I was like oh man and and then he started crying so I yeah I think he's going to be out for a while but I mean I'll give it to punk he did he did go hard when it came down to the final two fighting through the pain

like he does and it just sucks because this is the first premium event or whatever you want to call this is the the first one we see him in

yeah and now he's hurt and we're all everybody a lot of punk fans like myself man we're all hoping for a match in WrestleMania and that ain't happening now so we'll see

we'll see how goes man i mean i just want him to come back and be all right and give us a few few more years but if he's gonna be out in the year or anything i mean i don't know what he didn't have surgery on it did he when he was in a e w yeah he did okay well we'll see what happens but yeah cody man he was he was jacking him up Cody was getting hyped. And then punk, man. He was hyped up too, man.

But he was just getting beat up. He gave Cody the GTS a couple times. Didn't help. And he was talking to hell and shit. This is what I knew he was going to lose. He goes, I didn't, I wasn't gone for 10 years to lose the Dusty's kid. I was like, oh, come on. That was no reason for that.

But then that's when Cody Rhodes grabbed the pack of Punk's head and just threw him out of the ring. I thought Punk was going to jump back in the ring and do something because he stayed out there. He just kind of crouched over or sat there by the announced table. And Cody Rhodes is the Royal Role winner for 2024. Back to back. He won last year as well. Yeah, I think I said to. first time in 20 years somebody's one back to back i think it was um stone cold was the one that uh won it before back to back so who does cody choose um i don't know they're pushing the

the the the set ralins one but i don't i like that whole thing kevin was or set was saying he was do you want the Hulk Hogan championship the Hollywood championship the one people politic their way to the top or do you want the working man's championship the dusty championship I was like

this sounds like it would be a good match I don't know man I mean if the rock is coming of course he's gonna go for Roman rains and but I don't know

Don't get me wrong everyone I love I love the rock But I want to see What he's What he's got going This is this is my idea Have Cody and Roman

Go out of their WrestleMania Solo does his thing where he comes in to interferes But the rock comes out to stop him Cody wins then you set up the rock and roman for somerslam for the head of the table um

all right man I can see that but I'm looking up uh the rock I want to see what he's got coming um well he's got

11 upcoming projects there's no dates really on any of these oh he's coming back for fast X part two all right you haven't seen that fast 10 have you no not yet I said I'm just lagging kind of a spoiler then

oh wow all right this watch the extra credit scene doing another Moana cool right on live action Oh, is it? Yeah. All right. That means he's going to have a stupid fucking wig on.

He's not going to be as big as he was in an animated one, but all right. I mean, Rock is still big, though. Doc Savage, whatever that is. Red Notice. Two. Okay. Jungle. Oh, the Netflix movie.

Yeah. They're making another Jungle Cruise? Why? That first one wasn't very good. um how much did it make i have no idea he's

he's up for two uh fast and furious movies because it says untitled fast and furious film yeah they're trying to squeeze another one in there big trouble a little child that's i heard that's not happening

all right good San Andreas too jungle cruise budget was 200 million box office 220.9 million. Yeah, might as well. San Andreas too, man, we don't

need no more earthquakes. It's going to be another earthquake. We don't need any more in California. And something called the king. He's going to be King Kamehmea. All right. Did you see San Andreas? Yeah, so I don't understand what's left for them to have

a second one. Destroyed the Bay Area. Oh, man. San Francisco, mainly. Oh, man. Then that big ass, which was my favorite part. That big ass wave came in.

And he got that little boat, boat and hauled ass. He got vertical on the wave and went over the top. I was laughing so hard. My wife did, I took my youngest son. He was young, much younger when the first one came out. uh she was at a conference in san diego and we were just killing time so let's go see this movie in chicago don't take him to see that he's gonna be scared i said no he won't he surprised me he my son he's a little shy guy well he's more outspoken now sometimes he's a little smart ass i gotta break him down but anyway um when we're sitting there watching at san andrea he knew who the rock is he loves a rock he was giving me more information about earth through the whole movie.

Because whatever the science that were talking about it, there wasn't much, but the little bit that they did talk about it, he was, yeah, that's true because of this, this, this, this, and that. I was like, what? I said, where did you hear all this? He went, school? I went, well, okay. You all do live in California.

Yeah. I haven't felt any earthquakes where I'm at, and I don't want to. But there has been some up here. Because I remember one time I think I was at work and Renee and Kyle were home and I guess there was a big boom and then the house shook and then Kyle came walking out of the room. What was that? Now I guess it was the first earthquake he had felt. So and Renee was like we never feel earthquake or earthquakes up here. And I don't know. I haven't felt for a while and I don't like feeling them because it was. I don't care how small it is. They're scary either way. And especially when I go down to visit in the Bay Area, I don't want to feel any. That one,

we had an 89 scared the hell out of me. But I don't know. We'll see. We're... I'm over. We are close to a volcano. Mount Lassen. There's a volcano. We don't tell the kids that. Well, the kids know now that they're older, but when they're younger,

we didn't say anything. And it's a lot it's active volcano. So hopefully it never Never gets too active Because I don't want to have to be running for my life From all that either But yeah, the rock He's got a lot of stuff coming.

So I don't know if he can Take the title and run with it for a little while. I don't think he needs to take the title. I just think he needs to come Tell a good story Just come in beat his ass and then roll out Yeah And we get no more black at him

Because I don't know I guess he was an issue With it Well Nobody They hired him to be The lead actor in the movie Not run DC

I liked black Adam I know a lot of people hated it but I don't know we'll see I haven't seen every single one of his movies but

we'll see we'll see what happens what was the last thing he made once upon a student oh that's a short well he's spoiler fast X yeah he's in it I thought him and Vin Diesel

hated each other money talks yeah when you back that fast and few years money up hills he's gonna take it um because young rock he did a couple

seasons of that and i was hoping that that was gonna tease us to him running for president because uh if he does when he's done acting if he ever ran for president i want to see that debate and i just want him to go off

doesn't matter what you think or did you uh listen to his joe rogan interview i have not when was it new uh a couple of months ago. Shit, now I'm going to have to find that.

He said he was approached by both political parties to run for president. Well, we'll see. Damn, how many podcasts is Joe Rogan half? He has been doing

this for I can't even tell you how long. Here it is. Download, listen to it. Oh, his latest episode is with Logan Paul Hmm

All right I'm listening to that one too But All right Joe's had a lot of He's had a lot of wrestlers on recently He had Kurt Angle Like the Undertaker

Rick Flair Oh Rick Flair Mr. Hansy Hulk Hogan Which everybody bashed that episode Because they said he just Went on there and lied

For two hours I haven't heard that one either I have to look at that one But All right everyone That is it for this year's Royal Rumble Elimination Chambers Win next month

Next month We got NXT Vengeance Day On the To 4th An elimination chamber on the 24th. So, NXT's on Sunday?

This coming Sunday? Well, shit, it's the first right now, everyone. I had to look. She, it's February 1st. Already one month down. So, I mean, November, December, December, yeah. Three months that, uh, her, well, when did I go back to work

I think I went back to work on the 8th no no I went back to work on January 16th so I've only been at work for about two weeks now it was tough getting the back into the swing of things back hurts everything I was like I haven't been doing shit but sitting there and why is everything hurts I guess I got to loosen up all the muscle the old muscles All right, everyone, that is it.

This episode will be back real soon with more wrestling and just go over to Facebook and follow us there where I just put all kinds of crazy wrestling videos that I find on there. Oh, there is an event coming up in the Reno area on February next week, February 9th, Friday night. It is my spanish. is not good. It's a Luchador thing.

Where is it? Nice. What is it called? Lucha Libre I can't even pronounce this. Pro something. This is how you spell P-R-O-Y-E-C-I-O-N. For you Spanish speakers, I don't even know what that means. The Flyers own

Spanish, so I don't know what anything says on here. But awesome i'm glad that this is coming to reno and the people that are going to be there um commando in infernal super volatile joker monster clown lady pink astro star sexy star prophet ezekiel johnny vega jim jim jim Dreamy, Drew Chris,

Toris E, Pookie, Crush Crew, and some other ones. I have no idea who these guys are, and gals. But it's going to be awesome. I know, I was sexy star. They have 50 bucks.

Thickums. Adolto's 50 and Niño's 30. I think ringside was like 55. I want to be ringside, especially for all this. just don't crash into the crowd if I'm sitting in the front because I see some of those videos where they go flying into the front row

crashing in there, everybody. And I ain't go fight no one. I ain't going to try to pull anyone's mask up. Did you see that one video when they fell into the crowd and one of the crowd members socked one of the luchadors? Yeah, yeah. Turn around started whooping each other's ass.

no man I'm gonna jump out of the way if something like that happens but all right everyone uh yeah I'm gonna go to that and I'll definitely come on and let you guys know how it went and I'll take videos and pictures and all that and post them everywhere for you guys to see so but um action returns yeah we're gonna we'll be back really soon uh what was it equalizer yeah equalizer and stream fiends was i don't even fucking remember what was it i don't remember either oh uh uh hoodlum i think 1997's hoodlum now what's that on is that the one with um mr mr orange and uh large fish burn yeah is it what's this is probably two be well all right yeah we'll be back real soon with those um and everything else we do here just go over to horror returns.com and links for all the regular show and all the stuff brian and i do follow us on facebook and instagram everywhere we'll just search wrestling returns and action returns and

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