The Horror Returns - The Wrestling Returns - WWE: Saturday Night's Main Event - John Cena’s Last Match (2025)
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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, welcome to another episode of the wrestling returns.
Welcome back, everybody, to a brand new episode of the wrestling returns.
I'm your host, Brian. With me as always, it's my brother, Nez. What's up, man?
Yo, man, the last time was last night in the nation's capital.
in Washington, D.C. for
WWE Saturday night's
main event.
Were you a part of the riotous
crowd?
You see that video of
Gunther leaving the stadium?
Yeah, man.
There was
a lot going on last
night. Inside and then it went
outside. I'm surprised
where his bus was they let
the public there.
Usually the events I've been
to the buses were like
away from everyone
like in not sometimes
enclosed areas but like
where security was
was able to keep people back
yeah it looked like his bus was like in the street
and he was just strolling along
no one was a good dude now here to probably beat that
ass but
man I'm surprised
they didn't start throwing stuff at him
it probably would
it only takes one person to throw
something so that
person would have
threw something
and it probably
would have just
escalated.
Yeah,
it was wild.
I mean,
I get it.
I was mad too,
but not so much to,
I guess I probably
would have been booing
and yelling too
if I was right there.
But I expected
the outcome,
but not the way
it happened.
We'll get to that
in a minute,
everyone.
It was all right.
I mean, it wasn't, like,
these, a couple of these matches could have been on Smackdown or raw.
Well, this is what John wanted.
He wanted to showcase the next superstars, the up-and-comers.
Well, they did.
I was cool with the first match, but Cudy Rhodes,
he could have got his ass whooped.
He could have took it.
that loss. It wouldn't
have hurt nothing for him. No.
I mean, I thought
it was going that way, but
Drew McIntyre had to get involved.
I was telling my daughter, it was like
Drew's going to run in any second, and
then you see the crowd, everybody looking
off to the side. Yeah, I was
like, here he comes. Well, I was
either thinking him or was going to be this person
that's in the
disguise, or I don't know.
Oh, the one that's not Austin Theory now?
Yeah, I don't know. It's supposed
to be the last the second time
you showed up it was supposed to be Montez Ford
I don't know that guy looks pretty big
I don't think Austin is that big
is he?
I don't know from what I understand they said
they're going to use different wrestlers
as the mask guy until the
reveal comes to try
to throw everybody off
it's probably be somebody stupid
I don't know they say it's going to be Jericho
that is not
Jericho I mean don't get me wrong
man I love Y2J but
now that
whoever these guys are
that's not Jericho
shape
I know they said
the last guy
was Montez Ford
have you seen that meme
that
tell her you have a
body like Chris Jericho
and she's picturing
the old
WCW
Jericho not
not the AEW
what now
shit I wish I look like
Jericho now
but the internet is savage boys and girls yeah and they were savage last night inside before
the hoopla outside because man they they were going for it in there um i was even triple
age got it oh as soon as he walked out the the you fucked up chance yeah and the boo
and this and that and all these uh videos are coming out now you see the one of bailey's reaction
yeah she was looking at seeing fun like what the fuck yeah like what happened
you had to like pat her on the back like it's okay it's okay it's all part of the show of it
i guess they didn't tell none of the talent i guess not the outcome no man i was
expecting for the rock's music to hit for some reason for him to come out and do something so i guess
uh he sent a video and yeah i guess never getting any of that so but um i was expecting
everyone to come piling in and out of there but i don't know it was just it was good i mean like
it was it was showcasing the up-and-comers yeah because the first match was uh the american
Nightmare. Cody Rhodes taken on
Oba Femi.
The ruler. Where is he from?
Nigeria. Nigeria. Yeah.
Where's the Nigerian giant?
Isn't he over on the... They got
him work in Japan shows.
Yeah. He's
over there.
Yeah. I like, I like, I like, I like
Oba. Yeah, man. This dude,
man, he's... He can
go in the ring. He's good on
the mic. He's got
charisma style.
I like his little oboe walk when he comes to the ring.
Yeah, man.
I mean, out in the streets, he would have to whip Cody Rose's ass.
I mean, but, man, I mean, Cody did what he did.
And he was showcasing and he was helping this guy out, this young, the young and up-and-coming talent.
Yeah, I could see this guy being on the main roster, being a champ.
because if they don't use him
like they should
man it's going to be
it's going to be all bad
I can't wait for the match between him
and Drew McIntyre
but I was just like
oh man this guy
I heard somebody teasing
in the post
uh show
possibly him and Brock
as
as you know
Brock's retiring next year. Yeah, why
not? I mean,
but Brock's not going to do nothing, but
his old same old moves. Obo can
at least jump around and
do stuff, but
I don't know, we'll see. But
I mean, I will be a good match, but I'm
looking forward more to the McIntyre
and Oba, so.
Yeah. But man, they
brought the house down. They
did what they did, man. Cody was
doing what he does, and
man, I
was like what the hell is happening
because
when Oba sprung into action
and that was it
he was
he was bringing it to Cody
started off with the
backbreakers and everything
and he
kind of reminds me of
one big
dude in Black Panther
um
Baku
yeah
that's my guy
he's got those umbaku things on his arms
and this dude's huge
how tall is Cody is he six
i think he's over six
well this guy's taller than Cody Rhodes
so
this guy's hell of big i mean the crowd was there
they were all there for Cody but
i they were in the oba
yeah everybody
singing his song when he was coming out
Yeah, it was kind of back and forth.
So I was cool with it.
I was like, yeah, I'll rule for Cody, but over, man.
Like I said, man, I see him as a future champ.
Yeah.
Just coming into Reckhouse.
I hope they put him in the Rumble.
Oh, he's definitely going to be in the Rumble.
Yeah, he can come in and throw a few people out.
Or Brock will come out, then that's where it'll start.
Yeah, maybe Ova Brock WrestleMania.
Maybe, we'll see.
But I'm hearing rumors Somerslam might be it for Brock.
Because it's in Minnesota.
That's where he's from.
So they're going to let him lose, and then he can go out.
But I'm hearing some garbage rumors that his final,
Brock's final match is going to be Gunther.
Because they're trying to make Gunther this,
the new brandy orton legend killer no i hate gunther uh i just uh he's big guy handful of moves
over and over and over he's a he's a throwback wrestler yeah i mean i'm from that generation
of big guys that just had the handful of moves i mean the only high fly that jimmy superfly
and macho man and
Ricky Steamboat
and I mean all those guys
and I don't know
but
I don't know
I'm
once all these guys
the high flyers and everything came in the play
and the hardy boys and all these guys
all these dare devils
I want wrestling like that all the time
but we can't get that with these big dudes
yeah we got we got spoiled yeah i mean attitude era ruined us ruined us all we went from the big brutes
the big beer drinkers to the all in shapes and everything that they came with it and uh i guess
they're returning to the some of the big brutes so i mean we'll see i mean uh yeah but guys like
over they can move in the ring no this guy he's proven he's proven me wrong
that he can move and he's a big guy.
But we'll see.
I thought they were both holding their own
during this whole match before Drew came in.
It was like back and forth,
but then for a second,
Obo was kicking ass.
Yeah, when I went to the outside
and he did like a flying forearm clothesline or something
and then he flipped Cody over the table
and then Cody's ear was busted.
Yeah.
He did that one move where he picked up Cody
was holding him for a minute
acted like he was smoking something
and then threw it out
and gave Cody a backbreaker
and this guy's big
and strong because he was holding Cody with one
arm and just
sound like fuck man
these guys are huge
but yeah Cody man
he takes punishment
he gets in there
it doesn't matter who he's wrestling
he'll take the bumps
he'll take the blood
and keep
going. We all saw that one with
him and Seth when Cody's
peck was torn out
or whatever in that big huge bruise.
I mean, that's how
dedicated Cody is.
Love them or hate him.
Bring back the mustache.
I'll even take Stardust.
That's what my daughter says.
He's like, where's dashing
Cody Rhodes?
Everybody hated him.
It was funny, though.
The paper bags.
Yeah, after
after he left
he went to AEW
and then that turned and then when he came back
to WWE it was
it was just all uphill I want that
that run he had in between
when he left WWE
and started AEW
when he was into Indies
yeah that he'll run
he did good
that wasn't very long was it
no because he went back
to the baby
face when they started AEW
But I like to heal around when we was having people getting kicked out of the arena
for talking about his sexy-ass wife.
Oh, man.
Cody, he was doing what he's doing.
My favorite movie he did of the night was the avalanche Cody Cutter
when he went up to the top rope and pulled it.
I mean, he got it good.
There was throughout the night.
I mean, of course, man, you got to set yourself.
up for for what's to come
there was a lot of people setting up
too early because they would be
sitting there waiting
I was like oh come on guys
I mean even Cody was
did some of that
Obo went up to the top and Cody was kind of hunched over
waiting for him to come spring into action
but
fucking but I thought
Obo was done for
when he went and
dove and slammed his shoulder
into the to the ring post yeah i thought that was the turning point right there yeah because it
i know you got to dive and then slap it but it looked like he just threw his shoulder into it and
hit it hell hard man that fucking spine buster he gave cody when cody came jumping off the
ropes and he just oh man uh for those you that don't know much about wrestling a lot of you do
if you're listening to this.
People think that there's
some kind of pad.
There is padding under the ring, but springs and
all that. I've said this before when I help set
up a ring.
It's just
plywood.
And it doesn't
matter. Even if you went into the ring now, just
jumped and threw yourself on there.
You'd be laying there with the wind knocked
out of you. Oh, really quick.
So we're going to get knocked out. Speed.
did you see these videos of him training or these old videos
the one with Randy Orton
yeah that's part of his uh YouTube series
where he trains for a sport
he trains and then he goes up against
whatever athlete and then they
they tell him what do you have made it in
that sport at the end of the episode
I think you can maybe
he's a little scrawny
but I think I think he could do it
I don't know yeah he got Randy's approval
I think he's training for a rumble
if he comes out I won't be mad
I was surprised he did the thing
with Randy because after last
rumble he said he was done
he wasn't fucking with WWE no more
because Brian destroyed him
yeah well killed him
oh man
when oba threw Cody out of the ring
or clothes a line when he flipped over the top
rope and then he just came running top speed picked him up and uppercut both of them flew over the
the table that's where Cody came down and bas slammed his ear on something it it looks like he
caught the edge of the frame of the table of the announced table because where he was laying
there he looked shocked he even looked up at the camera but some people goes oh he probably
I just bladed himself really quick now, man.
He hit that table in the ear?
I guess.
I don't know.
People said he sliced his ear when he hit that.
He sliced his ear when he hit that table.
And it was coming out hard because it was in his mouth like quick.
Because when Oba threw him back into the ring, you could see blood coming down the side of his face and it's in his mouth.
But I know, I do notice.
Right here.
He's looking at the ref.
Yeah.
When Cody.
gets really
busted open
he
pours it on
with the blood
he's not afraid
to let gallons
of blood
pour out of them
but
oh man
nothing beat
when
um
did
uh
amalanche Cody Cutter
ooh
connected
um
when Brock Lesner
busted open
uh Randy Orton
and that
I don't remember what
what a
PLA
oh when
uh
Jericho tried to
confront him backstage.
Uh-huh.
And I did.
It was just pouring out.
Uh,
here's Drew.
Here he comes.
Uh,
jump there.
They're running this feud into the ground.
Uh,
well,
they need to use Drew.
I don't waste him.
I mean,
I mean,
if you're going to keep having him,
he,
the,
he needs to drop the belt to Drew.
He will.
And then Ova's going to take it from Drew.
Uh-oh, he was beating up Cody, and then Oba jumped up and pulled up, Drew.
Giving him the eyes.
They're both big.
And they're about the same height.
Maybe Drew's a little taller than him.
Uh-oh.
He's like, bitch, get off me.
Yeah, I was looking up how tall over is.
Ova is 6-6.
Oh, Cody Road, Cody Cutter.
I see Drew was waiting for it right there.
oh it was ova yeah oba 6-6-3-10
ah chokeslam oba the ruler
oba's time is now
shout out to that person with the sign
I thought he was gonna whoop up Drew McIntyre
and then go back to beating up Cody Rhodes
but he kept looking at Cody
yeah I thought he was gonna like
when Cody was raising his arms
I thought he was going to close line him
or something
yeah I thought he was going to do something
what's the crowd yelling
I think they were kind of
not liking the outcomes
yeah you can hear booze
yeah everyone's
bored
I didn't really
I couldn't catch what they were cheering
but
yeah
oba like the way he's giving him that side eye
I thought he was going to do something
hit him with the belt
or yeah I think the crowd was
more in favor of Oba
yeah
but yeah man
nothing much happened
well they were kicking each other's asses
but yeah
Oba would have won this easily
but
Drew came in and
fucked him
up so but
CBS sports gave this one
a B minus
eh huh I'll probably just give
it a regular B I liked what was going on
but
on to the next
match what I
I'm only mad because
Bailey's my girl
that's the only reason I'm mad
so Ruka
good so's the future yeah they say she's a rugged um charlotte flare what
said she's like a rugged version of charlotte flare i'm offended for her she's good i can see
her and charlotte going at it i mean yeah charlick gonna lose to her yeah so ruka's good i like her i mean i like
her little surfer girl by i she didn't need to beat my girl i was that was that's the only reason
i'm bitter well i know bailey's all about putting over the new talent yeah because she just had
the convention or class or whatever it was where it was like a whole bunch of female indie
wrestlers showed out and what's her name lyra i'm not buying her at all i mean i'm sorry i'm
everyone. If you like her, cool, but
I just... I like her. I'm not
buying her. I just think
the
in-ring work was good, but the
lead up to, like, a lot
of her matches weren't that exciting.
Like, I don't, I don't understand this
duo of her and Bailey. I don't understand
what they're doing with Bailey, because she's supposed
to be, like, sometimes crazy
and
flipping out and
I want the heel
Bailey
I want the
the glasses
and the clipboard
Bailey
oh the ding
dong
yeah the lawyer
whatever the hell
she was
I want that
but
yeah bring that
talk show back
when she had the door
and it was like
ding dong
yeah
I mean
but this was a good match
I thought
I mean
Bailey does what she does
she's showcasing
and she's helping out
the young talent
and soul Ruka
she's awesome
them. Like I said,
I don't hate her. I just
love Bailey and I don't want no one beating
her. I thought this was the night
Zaria was going to turn on Seoul
because they've been teasing that for a couple
weeks. That's coming.
It always comes, everyone.
I mean, teams break up
and fight.
But man, she's
a gymnast. She's a gymnast.
She's doing the handstands.
And that's...
Down to a little surfer pose?
Yeah, that's...
Somersault did she just didn't even just touch the rope and went back and she went
backwards didn't she yeah yeah I mean that was like damn but she scares me though
because she's had knee problems uh and she'd be flipping out the ring and
oh your knees can only take so much and mine are killing me rugged charlotte flare get out of here
I think anyone with long blonde hair,
they always say that they're Charlotte clones.
Oh, Bailey, sorry, you messed up.
She tried to jump through the corner and slide
and didn't quite make it.
There was a couple of botches in this match.
Ooh, boot to the chest.
Saul kick Bailey, Bailey's down.
Uh-oh.
Saul up, flip, dude, missed.
He jumped out of the way.
Oh, Bailey
Forearms
Looks like it caught soul in the jaw
But tried to hit her in the chest
Good job,
Cameron.
But yeah, this match was good, man.
I thought they did what they did.
I mean,
this could have been on Raw.
But, yeah,
oh, oh, Bailey, tried to pick her up
and botched it.
Nope.
Bailey's getting tired.
They didn't even worry.
cover good either.
Uh-uh.
I'm not botch.
She's starting to get tired.
Oh, kick out.
Larry, get
out of the way. You ain't doing nothing.
They ain't letting Lara do
nothing these past the month.
I like her when she
looks normal, when her hair's down. I don't like
when she's in the ring. I don't like what she wears
in the ring and her little side pony
or whatever the hell that is.
Just let her do her own.
Let her have her own kind of
gimmicks or whatever right here ah dude somersault over the top luckily she landed
on her feet because I don't know Bailey didn't look like she was gonna catch her but
yeah she rolls flips uh off the rope and that does that back flip out boom clears the top
rope easily yeah clip Bailey up top doom splash nobody home
Bailey rolled out of the way.
Oh, close line, Bailey.
I just don't want Bailey to bring
those dumb little blow-up
things that you see.
The wacky wobbler.
Look at Bailey's stumbling around.
Yeah.
No, I think
Hug Life Bailey's done.
I'll still hug her, but I'll hold up.
I think that'll come back
like when she's probably near a retirement.
She'll probably for one night or a PLE or something bring back the side pony, but the slap bracelets.
I loved her back then.
But like I said, when she became heel, I was on house.
That's when I fell in love with her.
I was all about that, Bailey.
Sliced up the little happy things, cut her hair, everything.
And she just got raw
And then she got hurt
And I kind of slowed it down
She kind of goes back and forth now
But
Yeah, it's what I'm saying
I don't understand
What this new
Bipolar
Gimmick thing
She's doing
It doesn't
Doesn't ever go anywhere
Oof
To keep in her the elbows
To Bailey
Um
grabs her throws Bailey in the corner
She's first
Ah
German suplex
damn she had her head hella hard
now Bailey
let me set myself up in the middle of the ring
for you
soul going up
Bailey getting to her feet
stumbling
wop boot to the face
pretty sloppy
right here
let me just wait for you
that was bad camera angle too
but that was cool
a cartwilder of DDT
off the top rope
uh
that's a bad pen
look like her shoulder was up
barely just looked up
then got in position and was
giving her the side of her kind of glancing
behind her yeah I was like man
what are you doing
oh ooh
yeah there's been like criticism of the camera
work lately
lately
it's catching
it's catching like
wrestlers like
talking to each other in the ring
yeah there's a lot of that
I've noticed lately
I was watching raw
I can't remember who it was
but you can clearly hear them
saying it's oh
I wasn't raw
it was that last punk match
once I got the ESPN
I was doing catch up on those other ones
was the Survivor series
his last match
in the war games
I think so
no no no no uh the one with him and set
ronelsopalooza oh the mixed tag team
yeah i was catching them talking
camera is getting too close
wrestle paloosa
that was
uh it was just raw on smackdowns
that's all that was
that's a bitch that we get we get more blood from cody
in this ova match
than we did war games.
Oh, that was nothing.
Oh.
Backslide.
Yep.
Oh, real sloppy one.
All right, let's do it again.
All right.
Stand up together.
Nope.
It's going to slowly get you in the position.
Well, no.
Getting tired here.
How to go for the rose, was the rosebud or rose plant?
Rose plant.
Yeah.
Oh, that was hell of sloppy.
I don't like the rose plant
They're getting tired
It takes too long to set up
See when Lira just has her hair down like that
She looks better
Ooh
Oh Bailey
Rose plant
Geez one two but the tall legs
Touches the rope
She got vans on
Yeah I'll be seeing
Like her social media stuff
she really is like a surfer girl
and
she got that
surfing girl body
she'll be making some cool paintings
and like
I guess she customized
championship belts
ooh
back suplex slam
roca on the ground
let me set her up
and climb up to the top
and yeah
roca just look and make sure
you're in the right position
barely up top
this didn't look good
oh no
that would be terrible
Bailey came down
She just stood up
Uh-oh
I thought this was cool right here
Wow
Dejou
Soul snatcher
Yeah
Ah that was awesome
Bailey sold it good though
She was just laying her dead
Hanging out of the ring
Trying to drag that wagon
Ah
Flip her over back
Nope
Then she goes and sits on her face
Ah
Come on camera man
You had it good for a second
then they switched cameras
she sat right on her face
on Bailey's face
and that was it
that was the pin
one two three
CBS 4
is what they gave this
I'm cool with that
yeah there was some moments
in that it was getting tired
and yeah
it's like yeah after the
the new talent wins
and then the OG
G's going there and thank them and
pose with them
and give them hugs
and all that. Everybody
was doing the John Cena salute.
Yeah.
So you see
some mojo
Uh-uh.
He put a fuck, he put
um, fuck camera's name. And there was
some, uh,
STF.
And then he was looking at the camera and then he
saluted.
Oh yeah.
everybody's been doing something you see when edge did the five knuckle shuffle yeah everybody was
doing ceda's moves i mean that that's that just shows respect yeah they mentioned uh
michael cole when he was giving shoutouts to people that's been around in john's career he shouted
out tas yeah which they wouldn't do before you know tas works for a e w
well they got to put everybody in and this one everyone gave some kind of video tribute or they
were or they were there but it's week they i guess they had randy doing promotion work in
saudi arabia for royal rumbles what that's why he wasn't there yeah and people were
kind of upset because him and john have a lot of history together i know the one of the biggest
stars right now and you're not going to let it be there all right this next match i was like
i know a j's getting there a j styles and dragon lee taking on a k a j lee a jay lee jvonne
evans and leon slater where's he slater bring him back um he's taking care of his kids
these two guys these two young nxte dudes man they they're awesome they got the energy
leon's t and a oh yeah but they they got the energy they they got the energy they they got the
moves they got the height i love leon's uh version of the swan time when he does the flip yeah
I was feeling sorry for
AJ Lee
um Dragon Lee
I was feeling sorry for him and they were
they were showing him up
and it seemed like
AJ was just there and
he even uh slipped
and botched his move
yeah it's AJ's last year
next year too
I figured AJ would have
just recovered from that the
phenomenal forearm when he jumps up
onto the top rope
figured he recovered for that and then give it another
shot and then it was next thing you know
the match was over I was like weak
but
these two guys were just showing them up
it was
they were no match
for for these guys
and I get it man you're going to show them
some love and let them
that them showcase and shine more than the regular ones.
Because soon as the bell rang, man,
they just went into action.
I honestly thought this was going to be a quick one and done.
When they threw AJA out and they had Dragon Lee
and they were hitting on with their moves.
Yeah.
I was like, we're about to have new champions in like two minutes.
The dude, he just flew across the ring on the A.J. Lee, hell hard.
Ah!
Dish, ooh.
One, two, kick out.
When, what's his name, dove out of the ring?
Leon.
No, no, no.
Javon.
When he dove over the top, the corner,
did you see the camera guy?
He was like, whoa!
He wasn't expected that.
That was Leon.
Oh, Leon?
I hate this ref, man.
From one of the perfect eyebrows.
I'm sorry, everyone.
You guys know who you've known me.
I hate eyebrows,
especially when they stand out to me.
But anyway,
they'll bein this shit out of AJ Lee.
AJ Lee, Dragon Lee.
Because fucking AJ was dead for,
like, the whole beginning of the match.
Because even my grandmother's
like, where's the other guy?
That's the same.
Come back to the rain.
He's laying there dead.
He killed him?
He's laying.
He's laying on the outside.
He got knocked out.
He went, oh.
I said he got hurt.
Here he comes.
The guy with the perfect eyebrows.
Oh.
Oh.
dude ooh uh-oh dragonly looks like it's hurt his stomach
AJ's ready to do for action
both laying in the middle of the ring beat up
I know the refs have the
the ear things so they're hearing it from gorilla
but I'm like damn here it comes
Whip shh.
Ugh.
Ooh.
Phenomenal forearm.
His hair is always in his way.
AJ.
Yeah.
Ah.
Ooh.
Ow.
Neck.
Get him up.
Ooh.
Slams Slater on his face.
Hell of hard.
When these guys go like
super fast. I mean
I was thinking, I mean, these guys must practice
all this because when they go really
fast and they hit every single move
I like, damn, they have to practice this.
Ah, flip, boom.
They were slamming each other into the
into the barricade.
That lady sitting in the front row.
I got scared. She was a snap back.
Like she was about to catch them.
Yeah. A little mess up.
oh super
kick
a j to the face
oh
and
dragonly
into the side
the ring post
throw a j
back in the ring
he's all old and tired
oh
oh g cutter
yep
top rope
mvon evans
there comes
yep let me drag you in this place
he went
he would
like went way far
on my back
up high
there he goes
ooh yeah he went too far
AJ was a little too close
ooh
Dragon Lee
damn who's texting
that's late go to bed
ah dude that's crazy
yeah I'm happy for Leon
he's been getting to wrestle
with all his heroes.
Yeah.
He got to wrestle with the Hardee's
and now, like, AJ was, like, a big
inspiration for him.
I'd be too...
I'd be fan-boying out.
But we've got to wrestle the Hardee's.
You got to tag with the Hardys.
Yeah, it'd be, like,
the edge of verge of crying.
Ooh, Dragon Lee.
Come on, AJ.
He's just laying there.
oh dragon lee off the ropes flip oh it didn't even look like he even caught him he just came
straight down on his butt oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh go for a styles clash yep nope ooh ah
there you go right reverse right into it
one more time
I can't do it
it's kicking out
right here
gave him the forearm
he was ready to get up
to do the phenomenal forearm
ready
let's go
who slipped
came down on his head
Leon went right in for the cover
AJ looked like he was dazed
not dazed
to know if he had to fix his hair.
Uh-oh.
4.50 swan tongue.
Again. Back up. Ah, my back.
Slater.
Up, AJ's back toward.
Oh, boom. Oh.
Dude, he just jumped and landed on his back himself.
Deals clash. Roll over.
One, two, three.
Well, shit.
I'd knock them.
knocked the wind out of himself leave me hanging oh that one guy yeah i you knew they were
going to win they weren't they were going to drop the the title to these guys yeah especially
one's a t and a guy if it was like the nx t tag team champions they probably would have dropped on
yeah but this is a good match man i thought these guys did um yeah everybody showed out
yeah uh cb sports gave it an a minus how to get it's a regular a yeah i'm right there
with you yeah they they did a lot i mean of course there was some mess-ups but this was a fast
match for as fast as it was and they did more than enough they were all flying off
over the place
and then they give them
they give them respect at the end
not the fuck you
and we'll be back
none of that
yeah especially working
with AJ
they all gave them some love
represented all hugging
in the middle of the ring
and salutes
someone with that big dog
big dog head
and I got the divine
signs that
boy bouncy.
All right.
What is up next on this?
Oh.
The Miz came out talking shit.
Well, what's her name?
Stephanie came out and was saying some stuff.
There was a lot of stuff in between.
And Stephanie, who was she talking about?
Because she got, this guy's awe.
And then awesome.
Then the Miz came out.
I think she was talking about John.
Steph, I love you, but
fix those eyebrows.
She looks... You do have a thing about eyebrows.
She looks... Because they, when they stick out to me like that.
Do you hate Eugene Levy?
Oh. Well, his eyebrows are fresh, man.
They're nice and big, thick ones.
Amiz.
Does he just show up and everything and just use them when they need them?
He's a company, man.
Yeah.
The Miz is awesome.
He lives up to the name.
I mean, he was speaking some truth.
Yeah.
He had a big history with John, too.
And they didn't use him for tonight.
Yeah.
He's good on the mic.
He'll go in there.
He'll even help you out.
if you start to mess up yeah he came out he comes out with the the outfit he wore when he
beat John Cena at WrestleMania I thought he was gonna be Ron Cena our truth really quick I'm
glad he's back use him as much as you can I don't know why they got rid of us
and then everybody
the internet went to work
I don't know why they dropped the wrong
killings angle
yeah
you cut the hair off and got serious
for a week
yeah
he came out with the
brought the little ball
this part just made me laugh
had the
Joe Hendry
he said the name out loud
yeah
said it twice
I thought it was like where'd
he caught from yeah it's like they spoke to name oh man this just makes me smile
yeah i think i think he's official it's wwee now i believe in joe henry he's what tna
yeah t and a but i think he was officially signed was it rumble when he came
uh uh russomania messlemia yeah
I love that one
He just spins around
They zoom in on it really quick
And he's smiling
Uh-oh
Miss getting worked
Joe Hendry
Going to work
Ah, let me set up
A little too early for you
Ah
Dude
How heavy is that
Leather coat that he's wearing
Faraway slam
Uh-oh
Whoa
Oh
I
mad if I was behind that
that dog face
that big dog
head to someone. Yeah, I always wondered that
when people hold up the fat heads.
Yeah.
You can't see me.
Sloppy five knuckle shuffles.
Or ten knuckle
shuffle.
Pick them up,
Ms.
Ah!
You can cut your face on his
jacket.
Two.
One, two,
three.
This wasn't even a match, was it?
It doesn't matter.
They were just talking shit.
Joe Hendry's
going to come in now and
just beat the shit at everyone
and he's going to have the belt.
They're going to give him like the
United States belt or one of those
ones first. Time to do the wave.
Yeah.
He's so over.
they got to put a belt on him
you think they're going to
yeah but
I guess they're going to use them properly
they never use anyone properly
but I mean look
how much have we been talking about
LA night being over
they do him dirty every week
every PLE
I would rather had
LA night taking on John Cena
now he's out for
off TV now
so you got a tsunami on top of a car
and now
for the main event
oh they gave this match
or wasn't even a match
they didn't even grade it
it was just them doing their thing
but now for the main event
of the night
John Sina the last time is now
12, 13, 20, 25, Washington, D.C.
I don't know where they're at, what arena this is.
But, I mean, everybody was there.
Everyone was hooting and hollering.
They were super loud for John Cena.
The legends showed up.
John Brunthal was there.
Yeah, he was there.
I was going to say for some reason, but he's like, Kurt Angles, like,
nephew in-law or something.
Yeah.
He likes wrestling.
Well, because he...
I'm sure he grew up with it like we all did.
Either stuck with it or you just kind of popped in every now and then.
You ever watch Cody Rhodes podcast?
No.
He had, uh, what's his name, Timothy Sholomey on there?
Oh, is that what that was?
I saw videos of it.
That guy is a wrestling fan.
Like, he knows his shit.
Oh, good.
he's a kid
I know I did I saw the last
Dune movie
I like them
it was good I didn't the ending of the second one
I was kind of like oh well
I said you into the net whatever's coming next
yeah what's his name
supposed to be the villain and the third one
who Batman
this is name
Robert Pattinson
he's the batman sorry i need to get this uh john sina shirt i don't want that yellow one that
he had the last time that was ugly uh there goes hakuke hooker t rvd alias for some reason yeah i was like
what's elias doing there where's his guitar sammy my buddy steve back there the nabaho warrior
shout out right behind him right behind uh haku
book a tea
eve torres still fine
and little sammy
got them big ass headphones on probably don't know what's going on
it gets loud in there for those of you that
haven't been
to a live event
I'm old
I gotta start wearing earplugs
everything now
so
next one I go to
I always have my earplugs
on me anyway
they're on my keychain
so you never know
when you need them
I'm getting so old man
I need them at movies
sometime
when I saw that movie
earlier this year
Warfare
I had to put them in
that shit was loud
did you see that one
yeah that's a good movie
Yeah, that movie was hell of good.
And that last Venom movie was hell aloud.
I did not see that one.
I liked that last dance or whatever the hell was called.
I hated the first two Venom movies.
Hashtag not my venom.
But that last movie, like I said, entertain me.
And it did.
The Ring General.
I give him his respect.
He put the work in.
yeah he earned
he earned this
he'll run
he's but he's got to be a heel
from here on out he can't
oh they they better use this heat
on him
yeah he didn't come in
he's a legend killer
because you remember when
uh
roman beat the undertaker
and then next night on raw
he couldn't even talk
no
they didn't even use that
well
we'll see what happens
I was waiting for John Cena
start crying
he didn't
not tonight
no he probably went back
he's not in front of camera on camera
no not in front of his buddy
his buddy the camera guy
oh man
yeah speaking of that man
seen when he was coming out he took the camera
and was shining
and on stew but they
they cut
to something else
to another camera
I was thinking maybe
Stu don't want to be on camera
he probably said
it's his last match
the camera too
it's the last match man
he could have just
showed them some
I like how that's
kind of been passed on
to Logan
yeah
because he keeps
he has interaction
with Stu all the time
Logan
in his little
uh
styrofoam gold brass knuckles
spray painted
you can clearly see that
when he puts them on they bend
but
still don't understand why they had to sneak them into the war games
she's just a little kid right in the front
with his headphones on they're all
screaming asshole
giving them the thumbs down
Gunther has what? I didn't see that sign
Are those like all special seats?
Because I see all these guys with the lanyards on
Uh-oh
Those are all, from what I understand
It costs $100,000 or something ridiculous
The fuck you, Gunther chant started
Is this
Just Peacock or is it
Like back in the
day when they did show it sorry saturday night's not coming on tonight but here's saturday's
main event on NBC yeah it was before when they were remember when they were doing like the rest
would dress in the old school uniforms and yeah they were doing that but i noticed they ain't been
mentioning NBC so i don't think they do it anymore well this is NBC peacock I knew uh chat
to my boy Eli at work. I'm going to be talking
shit to him tomorrow.
You know what? There might be a bonus
wrestling returns.
I want to talk to that little fucker, man.
He was like, watch, man, Gunther's going to win.
He's the new star. He's going to be the new
face of the company. I'm like, shit.
He's, I'll give him that. He's
a star. But he's not
going to be the face.
No.
Travel chief is.
dirty dolls
ha
he's got his
got his girl back
oh no she's gonna turn on him too
come on roxan what are you waiting for
or even
raquel might say
eff it
because what I was telling
my boy Eli said he's like
yeah man I said dude he's just gonna do
the same thing
he's just gonna chop up
seena until his chest is all red
And his chest is already red
Shoulder tackles
I don't know
Seeing him as my favorite movie he does
I thought his hair was going to fall out
Because there was a couple of camera shots
Where you could see the bald spot again
Yeah
You need to make that trip to turkey again
Is that where he went
You should have just got the spray
That's what people have been going
Get the hair transplant
You can't see me
Five knuckle Shubes
will think who top of the head gunther getting up Sina ready to do it
let me get days all right let me get ready for you nope I'm gonna jump out of it
a suplex green shirt guys in the front I am Leonard's not in the front unless
he's sitting somewhere else I don't see him oh Gunther clothesline yeah chops
clothes line pick you up slam you
and every now and then he does
he will jump off the top rope
but it's all sloppy
ooh sleeper holds
ah
Sina throws him off
nope
Ah
STF
he's like barely holding him
Gunther
just getting ready to get
he could easy get his head out of that
I felt bad for everybody
when this was over
I just
I did too everyone
I just assumed
seeing it was going to win
I didn't
I knew he was going to lose
because John's all about putting over
even though
if you heard that interview
that his dad did
he doesn't believe in that
he doesn't believe the
person
retiring should put
over the young talent
ah
drop kick
a power bomb
a little
a little soft power bomb
yeah
the booze
gun there's just
slobering all over the place
oh he does later in a match
like it was disgusting
yeah they
I saw it on the
the camera pulled back
and you could see the big
monitor the little jumbotron that's where you could see it clearly the fuck you
gunthers again the middle fingers are all coming out he took this heat like a champ he
didn't turn on everyone and ah fuck you back or anything i could never even picture him as a face
no shout out to that little kid he was even going f you but he didn't
say the he said f you he didn't say the the word i hate you everybody hates you that little kid
was going off did you see that video yeah oh man shout out to that kid i'd have told my kid you
could say it this time yeah man go ahead man special occasion you're on the internet forever now
john bernthal was sitting there looking at him even uh bad news bear was turning around looking
like i'm surprised security let that kid go up there and go off on him that dude was a moment
that that was going to be viral well it definitely did seen as just uh tired get up
what kind of shoes do you wear did you have his old senior ring shoes they look like
some generic tennis shoes i think if he came out with some
something like that.
Some little Sina shoes.
Oh, there it is.
Yeah.
Slober.
I get some Sina shoes
as long as they had black ones.
They look comfy.
Especially if you're on your feet all the time like me.
Surprise he doesn't have his own line of shorts.
At the end, when he was putting all this stuff in the middle of the re.
Take your shorts off.
Yeah.
See, when Gunther does this
When he just really beats him up
Then he takes a breather, he just walks around
The ring
Oh, you gotta sell the crowd
You gotta make them hate you
Uh-oh, the asshole chance
You can let asshole go
And not fuck you, come on
No
clothes lined
seen it dropped them again
that's it
see that's all he does
talk shits and walks around in a circle
he's rested
he reminds me of those old-school
wrestlers with the
little speedos and the big boots
yeah
that's why I said
he's a throwback
Yeah
Super Cina
Nope
Close line
Miss
Shoulder tackle
Desh
Another shoulder tackle
My God
Get up
Get up
Nope
Close lines
Hell of slow
Miss
Throw it up
You can't see me
I thought he was gonna kick him in the head
Five knuckle
Shuffle
Diz
Uh oh
Gunther just jump right back up
Oh
Then you'll pick him up
Hey
I thought this was it right here
Everybody
They're both tired
Look at them
My grandsons are watching this
And they were trying to do that
give each other a
i said no
i said wait until you guys are like swimming in the pool or something
then you can do it
i said don't do it
on in the living room on the hardwood floor
we all did
wrestling moves when we're kids
especially on the beds
until mom came in and whipped our asses
for messing the bed up
got him
sleeper hold
seen his fading
nope
springing back into action
damn sin is extra white
I don't think
Gunther tans or darkens himself
I think he just naturally
red
got him into his sloppy sleeper
I like when they get them into the sleeper
then their arms just go
flailing around
like what's that going to do
but yeah
old school wrestling style
that's what they always did
uh-oh
big tall legs
ah to the ropes
so you got to break it up
jessica should have been
the ref for this match
the thing that kills me
about WWE other than all the
nonsense and the stupid
storylines and wasting wrestlers
is this fucking
advertisement
I don't admit it made
no every I mean I don't mind those
you expect that but on the ring on the mat
well they got to let you know it's
rea season all year long
every it's just
everything
I love the slim gym tables
keep those
I've got the fireball ladder
all that too
I like those
hydration station
that
put the shit all over the
the ring
and it's just like killing me
oh man
I thought I thought I saw
some Jersey Mike's ads
no no no
Jimmy Johns is what was in this one
but that wasn't that
uh
Lesners
yeah that was
like that was when he was
uh
MMA fight
there's Jimmy John's on his
oh
a gunther's up on the
steel stairs
the word life
yeah
push the steel stairs
towards the announced table
the hydration station
never gets used
it did when
what's his name
lost it
oh that's right
Jay
it crashed into it
open one up
took a drink oh picking him up i like when uh kevin owens drank wine and he was like ugh
disgusted sena getting beat got clear that got clear that table off yeah don't want anybody
get hurt no one's ears getting cut they didn't even clear the table they just threw it and jumped
on it. Uh-oh, picking
them up.
Oh, no.
Sina.
He's like,
no, no. Whoa, let me
get in position. Hey,
do you on to the table.
I could have been bad, though.
He dropped him like on the corner.
Uh-huh.
RVD.
RVD
appreciates the extreme.
Ooh, yeah. Ooh, that angle.
He caught the corner.
Eve Torres is still fine
Not to say Trish Stratis ain't either
But
Yeah, he's laying there right on the corner
Uh-oh
Let me roll them up
Pick him back up
Throw them back in the ring
This is an awesome chance
And they're going to be mad
Nope
see the other guy he was tired
oh
damn
it's sold out all the way to the top
I do like all the drone work
I like how they do that now
why is the camera different
shitty camera work
the fucking drone camera works better than
rego ah leg drop
nope
two kick out
who was that
was that a basketball guy or
yeah
Tyrese Halliborne
plays for Indiana
okay
the big wrestling
fan
I'm surprised
well I guess they were playing Sunday
or today
oh no
it's
it's already tomorrow
but what's his name
Mick Griddle
49er guy
he's always that
oh yeah
uh one more
stop hesitating
that's why you lost
too busy showboating
trying to make sure the crowd
says it in sync
they've been jumping a gun lately
everyone's too excited
yeah
they almost start yelling it
oh no
gun there watch out
big boot
scene of the jaw
suplex
pick him up
ah power bomb oh go for the pin one two sina kick out got to just immediately jumped up
uh oh goes up top here he goes let me set you up first uh oh oh sena's jumping up nope uh uppercut was
all sloppy gungther was even smiling at that
uh-oh pick them up
ah
this is a super a
high
avalanche
one
two kick out
ah
I mean nothing beats being
at a live event
I mean no matter where you're sitting at
I mean you could obviously
you can watch the screen if you're not
looking at the actual ring
man you still
you just got you got to buy in you got to go for it you just just have fun at these events because
one of my buddies look at john yeah one of my buddies how can you get excited about this shit
so fucking fake i'm like dude shut up just enjoy it i always wish when people say that they can
like go to the training center yeah see how fake it is one one hour yeah do 10 minutes see if you
can handle it i know i can i wouldn't even try it's real to us damn it shout out to that guy
whatever his name was he was dedicated to the guy's a legend wherever he's at yeah
wherever you are we salute you yeah and booze and the uppercut the missed
you see that bald spot
is back and forth
hitting each other
oh miss
go up
oh poke to the eye
hey
oh no reverse
ah into a power bomb
sloppy one
uh oh
John roll over a little bit
yep
that's what the camera zoomed in on gutth
there's like a roll in
position oh splash right on top nope oh that was a sloppy kick out no get up
seen as is laying there what kind of are these Levi's George that he has or these
his own I have no idea he would make a killing if he did John Cena jorts I'd buy some
I don't even like jorts
But I would get some for him
And his shoes
Oh sliver hold
Flailing arms
Yeah
Swimming
Uh oh
Still going
Nope
Starting to fade
Oh let me move my
Let me move the arms for you
Yeah
Luke Sarah's sleeper haul
Yeah
He moves those arms
They're easy
Come on sir
you're in front of everyone sit down oh he's up back up bald spot
super sina springing in action look how raw his chest is ah
Ah, Gunther, you bastard.
Oh, that's it.
Sina.
I readjust my loose sleeper hold.
Yeah.
Sina trying to get up.
He's on his knees.
Uh-oh.
He's getting up.
Back one foot up.
Back to both feet.
Getting out of that loose sleeperholds.
ah pick him up nope didn't work i got him back into another sleeper hold
but he's still standing ah sina it's starting to fade uh oh it's falling oh let me just
sit down that's yeah that's hell of loose oh oh seena it's getting back up
Super Sina's
crowds behind him
and they're hyped
everyone's on their feet
except for the very front row
let me give you a piggyback
ride now
I like how he's able
to turn his head around
yeah
shout out to Super Marcy
for posting those pictures
she had with
her and John Cena
yeah
that was awesome Marcy
you rule
ah just
hope everyone
is safe
from what happened down in Australia
oh at the beach
yeah man
they're saying it was a terrorist attack
I saw the video two guys
that were shooting
I don't know what
what happened yet but
respect to all you guys
hopefully
people are all right
I know I think
I don't I didn't
read the whole story but I think people did get hurt
yeah
shout out to
Meathead
uh
rob Reiner
him and his wife rest of peace
that is sad
oh do you hear the story
yeah
that was like oh man
I had to like double check
because that's like a story
that just seemed like it was made up
yeah i first saw the headline it said rob ronner's wife and i went oh no and then i read another one
it was both of them and i was like oh man like an hour later i found out who did it and i went what the
fuck then the hour after that you found out how it was done yeah my shit oh man it's a crazy world
everyone be safe out there and it's really sad what was going on what happened there
don't give up
I want to hear all these interviews
with John Cena now
still trying to get out of it
oh nope
there's
I'm probably telling him
all right that's it
he's talking
he barely hasn't locked in
his legs are just like resting on him
that's it
no not yet
hold it up
a poke out
yeah
yeah
you got a hook out
then he gets the elbows
yeah
ah
right here
to the neck
to the jaw
that was it
got him
I didn't get this here
I didn't either
the smile
yeah i was looking at i'm like
what is this
as soon as i saw that i was like man it's over
and then i was mad and turned it off
there's a little smile
yeah
little tap that was so weak
if you're gonna have him lose
just have him go to sleep yeah something
he he lost his match upholding his
never give up yeah
everyone was mad
where's the kids that's taking off
his chance to see the stuff
he's hell of mad
the tears the shocks
harries haliburbs
like what the fuck
yeah
glad I didn't pay for these tickets
everybody with their hands on their heads
mad
where's that little
miss girl
she should have been
they're mad oh my gosh i got there it's time for you to get the hell out the arena yep
shout out to my niece kandis one of her favorite wrestlers is just john sina she passed
a few months ago so rest in peace i want to show her some love ah i'm sure she was cheering for him too
she's mad like me
I was like fuck
yeah the fingers
they were like fuck you
as he was walking out
if this was like old school
wrestling there would have been throwing
shit at him
there would have been all kinds of cups
everything in the ring
those are the days I miss
if they're smart about it
tomorrow on raw
opens with Gunther
coming out to the ring
and just let him soak in
all that he
he gave him that smirk
I was like oh this is it
I'm so mad
with those elbows
man
I was just like sitting on my couch
like the fuck just happened
yeah
it was the most nonchalant tap
too yeah
yeah and i felt bad for john because everybody started the bullshit yeah i mean it was bullshit
but it's it's his last match yeah he was even like come on guys but that's wrestling everyone
i mean that's i would have been screaming bullshit too if i was there but you still got to give
expect 17 time world champion the last
he said last champion the last real champion
the last real champion yeah
kissed the ring
the never seen 17 yep
any second now starts
all you hear is you fucked up and I was like
who fucked up and then they show
triple h coming out and I was like yeah you did
John, tell the credit, that's all I had.
Yeah.
I want to know, was it his idea?
Hey, ma'am, I'll just lose.
I think they said,
Triple H said it was his idea.
Oh, well.
But Triple H has been known lately to not exactly tell it how it is.
telling untruths
yeah they come
you fucked out
you fucked out
I want booing
Steph is still fine
I don't care
this is one meme
it is like
it's like a video meme
we go this is why
Triple H made John Sina lose
John Sina slapping
Steph on the ass
Uh-oh, you fucked up.
You just let it go.
You guys let the first ones fly
before you started trying to bleep it.
Seeing punk's in the ring.
Cody's in the ring.
He went through his good clothes on.
Questions?
They, a lot of people felt like
Triple H was stealing the moment
by coming out there
getting on
getting on the ring
I mean he came out there and just
stood out with everybody else
yeah he didn't need to
I don't know I mean I guess
he could have hugged him when he got out of the ring
they gave him both
their belts
and Stu got his
John Cena shirt on
yep
Charles Robinson
Holding the tears back
Someone must have said his name
It was Joe Hendry
Yeah
All the ladies
Some of the ladies crying
Where's mommy
There's Markelle
There's Jessica
There's Jessica
Queen Zelina, she's there.
Damien Priest.
Damien.
Meachin or whatever.
What was her name before?
They changed it.
M.A.M.
Yeah.
She's there.
Where's that little kid going off?
I must have.
happened already.
It was my boy solo.
Ah.
He's walking around, holding up the titles.
He's a Grand Slam champion, isn't he?
Yeah, when he got the icy title from Dominic.
Yeah.
That made him a Grand Slam.
And lost the back to him.
He had.
to he had to drop it again
he couldn't keep it
seen he can brush all that hair out
oh
it goes up to triple h and they'll start booing
triple
h is used to this heat
he don't care you see it at the post
post show there
channed AEW
oh were they
yeah like when he started like
giving his interview there was like
AE Doe
AE Doe
Oh
and they show the Johnson video
these videos are sad
yeah but the ones that are really sad
are when we lose a wrestler
oh that dusty roads one destroyed me
oh my god
the American dream
they should have flew that one kid out
from the UK
so he can be disappointed
in person
I wonder what his dad has to say
because you should look at an interview
when he was talking about he doesn't believe
established wrestlers should lose their retirement match
to put over young talent
because he basically, I think he was saying
if the young talent's in the match
they're already put over
Yeah
taking his shoes off
his sweats
or sweat bands and
take the jorts off
yeah
George's George
and they just walks out
well at least he's giving everyone
five as he's walking by
hopefully he had some slides
in gorilla and he walked behind
he'll be walking on the cement
in your socks
I was waiting for tears, man
But they probably came out after
Was his wife out there
Or was she in the back
She was neither
Ringside or probably in the back
I know
A month or two ago
I wanted the PLE
She was ringside
Yeah I remember that
He went up and gave her kiss
Who was she
Is she a someone
I don't think
I think she might be a model.
It's been a pleasure
serving you all these years.
Thank you.
You hear me still?
Yeah.
Okay, I got a windstorm outside.
My lights are flickering.
Uh-oh.
Well, we're just about done, boys and girls.
But, yeah, go and search the Gunther videos, man.
he he caught a lot of heat
leaving the thing
in that video of that little kid
I put up the video I think I put
at both videos the video of the little kid
chewing him out
chewing Gunther out and then
the video of
the everyone
yelling at Gunther
as he's
walking to the bus
let's see if I
can find it
well there's a video of that little kid yelling at him
but I think
yeah there's one
when he's walking
and everybody's
chewing him out
every
he's booing him and he's fuck
you see like why is he just
walking right where the crowd is
everyone's yelling from the bat
booing and yelling but no one's gonna walk up to him
say it to his face
you think they were using
the the heat as like
promotion I think so
they there's security guard there
they're like country you hear
all that get out there yeah
get out there
you want if you want this money
get out there
is there any other videos of that
I think there's like different angles
yeah
we'll ever film this one man
it's
oh man
this is a clickbait
it said fan attacks
that's
that's just the same
video
and that little boy going off
no one likes you
F you
F you
and someone's going to get them kid
Yeah
job
I was loving it right there.
Bad news, Barrett, too.
Oh, man.
But yeah, whoever this little kid is, man, you're an all-star.
But that was it, man.
Where was Roman Reins?
Did he come out?
I guess if you didn't show up, then they sent in a video.
The Rock should have been there.
Rock sent a video in.
Well, Roman was at the video game awards when they released that Street Fighter teaser.
Oh, I'm watching this other video.
There's my friend Steve talking to John Cena.
Shout out to Navajo Warrior.
But video game awards, where was that at?
I don't know.
I just know they showed the teaser, brought out the cast,
and then the cast trolled Mortal Kombat 2.
They were like, we're not the only video game fight movie coming out.
We got the cast of Mortal Kombat 2,
and everybody got out excited.
And they were like, we're just playing.
They don't give a fuck about y'all.
They only care about money.
That street fighter, man.
I think it looks cool.
Just be better than the first two go-arounds.
Well, when golf flexes his American flag,
tattoo it's going to make sense
that Van Dam doing it
with his
Austrian accent or not
Austrian, Belgian.
Well, you had to use who was
hot and Van Dam
was hot back then.
So we'll see.
I know. We got the
American nightmare with
actually looks like him.
I like they showed his hair before they showed him.
Yeah.
And 50 said,
Ah, come on.
He looked like Barar.
You guys are better than that.
Come on.
50 don't need this.
He got that Diddy documentary.
He's getting sued over it, I guess.
But he said he got some more unreleased footage.
He's just going to put out on YouTube.
Well, they did say all that stuff that they had was they waited until it was all public.
just public use and that's what they did but
I don't know yeah they're like 50 where you get this
stuff and he was like I will not reveal my sources
oh I don't know but yeah that's street fighter
it looks cool we need to do um
is it the legend of Chun Lee
I hate that more me
let me see legend of Chinle I saw it one
I saw it in the theater, and I was like, what the hell is this?
I think I only seen it the first time when it came out.
I think that's the only time I've seen it.
Yeah, I saw it opening night when it came out, mainly because of Lana from Smallville.
She was Chun Lee, so I was all about it.
Oh shit, I forgot.
Michael Clark Duncan was a ballroom.
Rest and peace.
And taboo.
was Vega from
Black Guy Peace
and Neil McDone was vison
That made no sense at all
That's not bison
Shout out to Raoul Julia
Rest in peace
And fucking Chris Klein
He's just a detective
Yeah what was his name
And uh
American Pie Oz
Yeah
I only liked him
And um
It's the only thing
He was funny in that one movie
Just friends
Yeah
I liked him in that
But wasn't he like
Dusty Dinkleman
Beating his girlfriend or something
Like in real life
Was he?
I think I could be wrong
I mean no one
I might be wrong
But he's still acting
He's in that
Fear Street prom queen movie
Don't look like this is
streaming anywhere
the legend of chun lee
and that came out
the shit 2009
I don't know
we'll find it somewhere
and have to
again I just thought that one time
I don't even remember but I do remember
leaving the theater like shit I paid for this
it was trash
but
hey we did the first one
yes we did
And I bought the steel book
Yeah, I did too
And damn and all this cocaine glory
It's all wrapped up still
But all right everyone
That is it for tonight
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I just got to put it out
We recorded it so it should be out
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but
we got
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really soon
and
that was a movie
I will talk about that one
soon
and
uh
frightful reflections
oh that one movie
I wanted to do
is streaming again
it's on
you have MGM Plus
don't you
I dropped it
which means
I'll just tell you when we're done.
All right.
It was streaming on there again.
So I was like, oh, hell yeah.
So I don't know.
We'll get to it when we get to it.
But again, yeah, thehorterms.com for everything.
And plenty of more stuff coming for you guys.
And we'll try not to wait a year between each episodes.
But what's the next one?
for wrestling
yeah
I know there's another Saturday Night's the main event
to end the next month
yeah
like the last week
of January
and we're basically paying
for ESPN for months
without getting something
into Royal Rumbling until January 31st
and where
Rion is Saudi or yeah
so it's probably going to be what
8 o'clock 9 o'clock in the morning
I don't know
well they better be inside
with a roof with the AC blasting
not like that first one
when uh
Goldberg almost killed
Undertaker
Oh God
After he almost killed himself
Yeah
But yeah everyone
Um
That's it for this episode
The horror turns
Episode 498
A couple more of 500
The Banana Splits movie
And Five Nights at Freddy's 2
So I'm sure you guys have already listened to that
And our last action returns
Avenging Force
Shout out to Zimvader
So but
Yeah
I went to Michael Dutakov
Oh yeah man
He's gonna be at Albuquerque comic con next month
I'm if I can work it right I'm gonna go to Vegas
uh no no no I'm gonna go to Albuquerque Friday
this is a maybe go to Albuquerque Comic Con Friday
meet Michael Dudacoff
meet the
I mainly want to go because what's his name is going to be there
the guy that directed on Friday 13th Part 6
um
someone's yelling his name
god damn it
uh
got a long hair
uh
someone's yelling
it
Tom McLaughlin
that's his name
uh he's going to be there
and
and
uh
you know
there's a
there's a
another chick from Friday
13th that's there
I believe she was also
in part yeah she was in part
six a Darcy
DeMoss
she was the
chick that was in the
camper that was
banging John Travolta's nephew
the one that got her face
shoved into the
into the wall
yeah
she's gonna be there
so I would want to get that
that ought to
as well as Tom McLaughlin
Michael Dutnikov
Ivan Drago's going to be there
Dolph Lundgren
Darcy was in Can't Buy Me Love
She was
She was one of the girls
One of the popular girls
Oh damn I can make me look at it
That's not the one that I liked
I liked the
Well they were both little
Slutty girls that were banging them
she was patty whichever one was patty
the one i liked was uh tina
is it caspari barbara yeah she was the other one then yeah okay yeah okay she was the
other little slutty girl how come this movie ain't streaming anywhere well
everything's streaming somewhere but who else is going to be there
Wrestling-wise, Hacksaw Jim Doug is going to be there.
McFoley is going to be there.
Big Daddy Cool, Kevin Nash,
Killer Cross and Scarlet, they're going to be there.
And my number one, Lita, Amy Dumas, he's going to be there.
What's his nuts?
From Young Guns and Young Guns, too.
Lou Diamond Phillips, Chavez, he's going to be there.
is he supposed to be a young guns three I don't want to go down that hole but yeah uh well
Darth mall's gonna be there Ray Park uh T1,000 is gonna be there Ron Perlman's gonna be there
I'm just kind of going there's a hell of people gonna be there I'm just kind of running down
the list um do you do any other wrestlers no Tom Berringer's gonna be there
What you're talking about, Willis?
Todd Bridges, he'll be there.
Ooh, Tia Carrera?
Still fine.
She's going to be there.
Tara Reed.
Okay?
For you American Pie fans.
Oh, man, he's going to be there.
He was my favorite in the Mayans.
Richard Cabarral.
I think that's his name.
Did you watch the Mayans?
I tapped out after a few episodes.
I watched it because that was when I brought.
broke my ankle and I couldn't do nothing but sit and watch
TV. I just wasn't buying
the main guy. Yeah,
easy, I hate him. I'm glad he got
killed by that alligator and
what was that shit?
Rhode House. Yeah.
Randy Quaid,
Cousin Eddie, he's going to be there.
Randy Quaid. Yeah.
He's into United States.
Well, I guess he's going to be in here for
Albuquerque Comic Con.
Yeah, as far
as wrestlers, that's
that's it
oh maggie grace from lost
and uh
yeah that's it
have he scared to go up to kill a cross
he seems like it just
go off on you
I heard he's like really approachable
especially with fans and stuff
if you're like respectful
well I'm not going to go up and go me you bitch
I'm just gonna I would how you doing
That's why you never made it, WWE.
Yeah, I got booted.
You too, Scarlet.
And it really beat my ass.
Kevin Dillon, Johnny Drama's going to be there.
Johnny Drama.
Julia Jones, she's going to be there.
Juliet Lewis.
And Judy,
is it, Aronson?
She was in Friday of 13th, the final chapter.
She was the one that got killed in the boat,
in the little blow-up raft,
the one that almost froze the death oh she died like on her stomach looking up yeah okay
and jason stabbed her from through the through the raft and the raft in sync for some reason yeah
i met her a few years ago she was at albuquerque comic con so she signed my friday 13 book
ah the fons henry winkler see so if i can i'm going to go down there friday get my friday
13th autographs and I
Mick Foley I at least want to
get a picture with him and try to
meet just some other people but then
from the next day
go to Las Vegas
to Days of the Dead
because that's happening
the same weekend January 16th
through the 18th
and awesome stars are going to be there
Eli Ross can be there David Howard
Thornton the great Sean Cunningham
I need that autograph I need to meet
him and kiss his ass um who else james de bellow he was um cabin fever detroit rock city
oh yeah that guy he's in it the other girl from cabin fever the one that was all slutty
there when she got in the bath and her back was falling apart she's going to be there and my girl
jan saska she's going to be there with her sister sylvia
Sylvie's cute, but Jen has my heart.
Judd Reinhold, why are you there?
You're not in horror movies?
Well, I guess Gremlins.
The two greasy strangler guys, the bullshit artists.
Ah, and the beautiful, my girl, Felice, Felissa Rose, she's going to be there.
Some more Friday 13th alum.
Marilyn Poucher from Friday 13th Part 3.
she played uh mrs vorhees and jumped out at the end um then there was some more see this one the ellen lutter
luttner i think that's our luttler she played jason in the very beginning of friday thirteenth part two
uh it wasn't uh the two other guys um that steve dash and um the other dude wasn't them i guess
they just needed some we need to do this real good
quick. We're just going to film
your feet. And it was a lady
for those you to watch that
Crystal Memories. She's going to be
there. Do I need that
autograph? No, but I'm trying to get
all the Friday 13th people. And this guy,
Jerry Wallace, I guess he played
stuntman Jason
in part two.
And Bonnie
Hellman. She had one
quick scene in Friday 13th, the final
chapter. She was the hitchhiker.
It was eating the banana when
Jason killed her for. Waste of that bananas. No reason. And I got to meet her. She was in Friday
13th, Part 8, Jason Takes Manhattan. Kelly Who, Death Strike. Oh, yeah. That's when I fell in love
with her in Friday 13th, 8, Jason Takes Manhattan. Tossed her body like there was nothing.
Yeah, she was the only one that really didn't get it, like, bad. He just strangled her and then threw her
across the dance floor shout out to that stunt person though yeah and there's some other people
there but yeah so but yeah wrestlers are all going to be in uh albert kirkie but if i play my cards
right albuquerque comic con friday and then uh Vegas for days of the dead we'll see i want to
spend the night i want to stay at the hotel where it's where it's at and uh because i
my friend said last year or the year before they went and they spent the night in the plaza hotel
aka biff's uh pleasure palace or whatever they played whatever they called it that place um
yeah yeah it's right here on the website biff's pleasure palace uh it said there it's one of the old old
uh Vegas casinos and the casino or the conventions i believe on the second floor so yeah you guys
going to be in the Vegas area or
Albuquerque, New Mexico
January 16 to the 18th at
sometime. Look
for me. I'm going to
be wearing either E-Society or
my horror returns
shirt. I guess it
I guess I should wear that one.
The
limited edition one.
I'll wear that one the days of
dead. So I don't know. We'll see.
but all right everyone that's it now just rambling uh we got more coming so just uh get ready
get your ears ready and uh all you guys have been listening to everything here on the network
you guys rule thank you so much and go over to our network and listen to all the nonsense i got
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