The Horror Returns - The Wrestling Returns - WWE: SummerSlam - Saturday (2025)
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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, welcome to another episode of the wrestling returns.
Welcome back, everybody, to a new episode of the wrestling returns.
I'm your host, Brian.
With me, as always, is my brother, Nez.
What's up, man?
Yo, I'm good.
Everyone, yeah, it's been a minute.
This happened a while ago.
SummerSlam.
But, like we always say, life, life gotten away at a little funeral and some other things.
so but
anyway we're back
and we're ready to do
this
what did you think of the first night
I was
underwhelmed
I thought it started out
with the bang
and it ended with the bang
but through the middle
I was kind of bored
yeah
there was some
some stuff I was kind of like
okay that's
that's what we're doing here but like i felt like the i don't shout out to carrying cross
you know hashtag we want cross yeah i don't like the way they did him did him dirty and then
they got rid of him yeah yeah i was like what the did you did you watch his interview i i watched
some of it yeah it's about they offered him a contract like the the the
days of his being there and they told him he had 24 hours to accept it and he was asking for more
information and they weren't giving it to him that's just how it is i don't know so i i didn't
i didn't care for that match uh tiffany stratton and jade cargo they obviously have
left the hype train on jade because i was surprised she didn't win yeah
Her not winning kind of tells me they're getting ready to just ace that story.
Yeah, neither ace it or she's not ready yet.
I mean, I thought they've been pushing her way too much, too fast, but who am I?
We're only the number one wrestling podcast in our minds.
Oh, before we dive in.
everything.
The passing of Hulk Hogan,
it happened when I was at Comic-Con.
I woke up to the news
and a little part of my
childhood, well, more of my childhood
has been going.
Also, Ozzy, we lost Ozzie.
Especially Hogan, I mean,
wrestling, I can look at him as,
was I part of Hulcomani?
a little Hulk of Maniac when I was a kid
Of course I was
I don't agree with his life
And what he was doing and in the shit he said
But
I don't like the shit that went down with his daughter
All the shit she's coming out with
Yeah I was watching some stuff on that
And I'm like
He wouldn't even go meet
His grandson or
What she had twins
Yeah
I mean, she was saying that, yeah, he's my dad and I love him and that.
But, yeah, I don't...
Only what they put in, out to us that we know.
Yeah, I mean, it's got to be pretty serious when you tell them to take your name off the will.
Yeah.
That you don't want, no part of it.
Uh-uh.
But, I mean...
To me, it was rest and peace to the character.
Yeah, rest and peace, the whole...
Hogan. But
man, everyone came
out of the woodwork on why
they hated Ogun.
I was like,
well, I mean,
hey, but we weren't there.
We weren't in the locker room. We don't
know what was going on back to. Only what
was said by other people.
But I mean, I get it.
And I believe it. Hulk never came out and said,
no, none of that happened.
But
Jesse the body
Undertaker was even throwing Jabs out of about other things
and yeah, it was it was wild
I mean, but like I said, I was all about Hulkomania.
I was a little hoaxter.
Yeah.
But you know what?
I don't condone or agree with a lot of the shit he said,
but, you know, still rest in peace to that, man.
You know, that was somebody's father.
Yeah, that was
That was
That was my childhood
Watching wrestling
I just rewatched
No Holt's bar
I've seen that in forever
I mean I watched Rocky 3
I mean thunderlips that was
Yeah, that was awesome
Rest of Peace thunder lips
Yeah
That was
If you know you know
Yeah that was awesome
I mean there was even some
Heat about that
Coming from Vince and everything
but yeah but uh it was rough man um was it theo huxtable malcolm jrmoor warner same week oh man that
that Ozzie then Hulk oh man i was like my childhood was just three hits within a week
yeah it was crazy but yeah rest in peace Hulk and rest in peace Ozzy
and Malcolm Jamal Warner.
This first match,
I was excited.
It was a tag team match.
Bronbreaker,
Bronson Reed.
Yeah, get its title right now.
The tribal thief.
Came in with the Shula Fala.
This is stupid.
I mean,
why is this got to be a storyline
with the Shula?
shoes. I was just like, man.
Because he's a bully. I guess.
And Paul Heyman.
We'll get to him. We'll get to him later.
Taking on
the main event, J. Uso and
Roman Reigns. What is it? TC1
now? That shit is so stupid.
Because that means, if you're
the number one tribal chief, that means
there's other tribal chief. You should
just only be the tribal chief.
OTC was cool.
That rolled off the tongue a little bit better.
Yeah, my wife represents.
She got an OTC shirt. When she
saw that shirt, she was all about it.
And yeah, we met Roman
Raines, and she was like, oh, my God.
I was like, damn, take it easy.
You don't even watch wrestling.
But yeah,
I was like, okay, but then I was kind of,
I mean, he could have put one of those other sorry matches in the beginning, which you can start it off.
Big with the big dogs.
Sammy and Carrion should have opened.
Yeah.
I mean, this match was cool.
I mean, they all did what they did.
I mean, you got three big brutes and Jay Uso.
I mean, speaking of that, I don't think we've recorded since Comic-Con.
I finally got to Yeat.
with Jay Uso, which was hell.
Yeah, I saw your video.
I finally got to.
I don't know if he was tired or what, but he seemed kind of weird when he came out.
But it was cool, though.
He came out.
Everybody was on their feet.
Everybody was eating and all that and had the hands moving and everything.
So I was like, yeah, that was cool.
And then, of course, the CM Punk came out and just, he was a surprise guest.
We were all thinking it was going to be John Sina because he was there for peacemaker,
but they said that he wasn't obligated to be here.
But he made you guys this video.
I was like, aw, he could have came out.
He's a busy man.
Yeah, he was there.
Oh, they did do the encore because when Jay Usu came out first and everyone was,
eating and then he kind of calmed down for a minute
and then everyone was going on encore then the music
kicked back in that's the video that
I recorded
well that was cool especially when punk came out
we were all hyped
and uh jesus got a ton of figures
coming out
they must have showed
if not 10 over 10
figures that he got me and the guy
next to me were like damn how many
figures do you need
but uh
he gotta get paid
I guess
I don't think they're gonna be
putting that belt back on him for a while
yeah
so but everyone's getting a new figure
oh Julia was there
oh my God
seeing her in person
man she's beautiful
and she had her
she had her figure
they brought a prototype
one out for her so she was excited
sucks
about Zoe
start
I don't know
if she's coming back
but we'll see
because she just got her figure
last year
and then
later earlier this year
boom knee
just went the wrong way
that was
that was brutal
if you guys have seen the video
just look her up
but yeah
this match
I mean it was good
I mean, they do what they do.
I mean, Bronson Reed, I've said this before.
I'm like, dude, stop jumping off high things.
I mean, yeah, the doctors say, oh, when you break your ankle or break whatever,
when it grows back together, it's stronger.
I don't know.
I'm not a doctor, but I'm still like, be careful.
When he jumps off either the second, sometimes the third rope.
but I mean he's
he's still doing him
Bronbreaker
he's just a big brute
he's doing this thing
but I thought he hurt
Roman rains when he came running
when they're on the outside of the ring
and just dove in the air
and came down and
connected with Roman in the face
and then he went down
yeah
I thought he hurt himself
when he dove on Roman onto
onto the announce table
yeah
because there was
a bunch of videos of him like
you can see him like backstage like
limping around. Yeah.
I mean he goes hard.
Bronbreaker, he goes hell of hard.
So you got to expect it.
I mean, everybody gets hurt in this business.
Still don't know why he's not Bronz Steiner.
I was listening to Chris Van Fleet's
podcast and talking to
his dad
and they asked
how come he's not
Steiner and he's like well
he kind of wants to be his
his own thing
he goes I get it and I respect it
he didn't want to ride the Steiner name
but we all know
but he's
I mean I get it he's trying to
he's a part of that family dynasty
but he's trying to make his own name
that's what I'm
I got out of all of that, but...
I like he does the callbacks, though.
Yeah.
The barking like his dad, the Steiner Math.
Yeah.
He'd be trying to do.
I mean, he does what he does.
I mean, he's a big brute.
He's only got a handful of moves.
The spear.
He almost killed.
Speed.
Yeah, speed.
Which I guess Goldberg said he's the only,
that he approves of
doing the spear?
I guess.
He said nobody else should be doing it.
I mean, everybody does
everybody's moves, especially
if they get moves from the OGs.
They just change the name.
I mean,
3D, what? They would do the
the Uso's were doing 1D.
Oh, come on.
But
oh, man, I was
reading this thing that the Deadlies
want to do one
more run with the
Hardy boys. Yeah,
they're supposed to be, I don't know what
T&A pay-per-view, but they're supposed to be doing
tables, ladders, and chairs.
Well, Jeff said, he goes, I can't do
what I used to do.
He goes, I still do some stuff,
but there's some moves that
made him that he
won't do anymore.
Have you seen them wrestle recently?
it's it's coming to an end yeah it's i mean they do some stuff but they they they're a little slow
but i mean we're all slow when we get older i mean they're not the young hardies anymore so
i don't know well we'll see but yeah i mean this match it took a minute to get going
but when once it did get going they they were going for it with all the
outside of the ring
and man they were
just beating the hell out of Jay
yeah like 80% of
the match they were just kicking his ass
yeah the crowd
was screaming we want Roman as Jay's
getting his ass beat
but once
Roman sprung in the play
uh oh it was
Jay was going against
uh Bronson Reed and then
Jay finally kind of got the upper edge and boom
he tags in Roman and then Roman comes in
get the Bronr breaker starts
dropping clothes lines on him
throws him off the road
Braun throws Roman off the break
boom dive out of the air for a
flying through the air clothes line
Bronson fall
or uh, Braun kind of falls down
acts like he's hurt
and then they just start roaming
starts doing some corner work on him
just giving them some
forearms to or uh just
I don't know
clothes lines or I don't know what it was
just basically just swinging on him
did you see that one spot
Roman suicide dived
over the rope out of the ring
and basically
missed
yeah I was like
you guys
they were just a little too close
and he almost got hurt
I'm glad he didn't
he almost cleared them and I was
looking at my daughter like man
that guy's got movies to film
you can't be doing this
do it when there's a bunch of guys
that are not two guys
but he yeah
he dives off boom he runs
leaves and
they did
kind of slow him down
because once he went over
he flipped so it's not like he came down
right on his head
but they like just
kind of slowed him down
with hands they didn't really
take much impact
to their bodies or anything
because yeah
I'm glad
he fully rotated though yeah because they kind of grabbed him and he rotated and boom went down so
and then he gets back in the ring rock bottoms brahm breaker the ones go up and he's ready to get into
him even my wife what's up with his teeth oh the veneers yeah i'm like man he's doing this thing
leave him along.
Fronson Reed tries to get in the act.
He runs up and Superman punches him.
Braun pins him for a second.
And then bra, ooh, high knee.
That connected to Roman's head.
So he goes down.
Jay's laying on the outside dead somewhere because he's not.
He got beat up there.
Like you said, he got beat up through the whole match.
And then finally Roman springs back in action.
And Braun's whining up for his spirit.
here, but Superman punch
connects to the jaw.
He goes down.
Roman's baby in his knee or something.
Bronson Reed comes running in
like a bowling ball,
takes out Roman. He goes down.
And Bronson Reed's
starting to get everyone hyped up.
Bronz is laying there, just kind of moving
around slowly.
Romans getting to his feet. Bronson
reads waiting for him to get up.
And then he just
springs into action. Full speed into
Roman, boom, just clothesline in the corner. Jay springs back in action. He leads in
tags Roman. Then he's super kicked to Bronson to the belly. Bronson falls down.
Jay goes on knee, slaps in the face, turns around. What's that move? Trouble in Paradise.
Boom, kicks Bronson in the head. Jay springing to action. Romans there dead, but then
Bronson, boom, comes at Jay with a close line. Yeah, Bronson Reed.
does. Bron, he's slowly climbing
into action.
He picks up a
J for an AA, boom, slams
him, goes in for the pen,
but then he kicks out.
I don't know what Roman in. He's laying there
somewhere.
It's his turn to be dead.
But yeah,
Roman, he sprung back into action.
He jumped up.
Oh, no, no, before all that,
they were
commencing to beating the shit out of Jay.
so he's getting his ass beat
oh this was in Jersey right
the giant giant stadium
it's probably hot and humid
I know that so
suicide died by Bronson
yeah
I don't know where
oh where's Roman
because they're still beating M.J
yeah Brom Brayker comes running around the ring
full speed
yeah Superman punch
connects
and then they put you in the corner
where with that weak
a weak quarter
Roman Rain spears
a brown breaker through that corner
that always breaks
Bronson Reese
he's on the apron of the ring
he climbs down
he's trying to get into action
where's Jay at
yeah
I like how they made those people move
before it happened
the people that were sitting right there
on the corner
time for you guys to move
so there was a guy out of the way and out
of the camera shot
and fucking
Paul Heyman standing out with the
money in the bank briefcase with the
are those Jordans?
Yeah
and the
Jordans around his neck
Uh oh
Bronson Reed's climbing up for a tsunami
Ah
just
Oh man
he tries to do that
but nope Roman rain runs up boom
Superman punches him he falls off
Jay's laying there dead he picks up
Roman I don't know where Braun is
Roman throws up the fingers
Jay throws up the fingers they pick up
bronze and reed they toss him
off the rows picking up one D
the one and done
so he's laying there dead
to see the
you know the guy the green shirt guy
yeah
was another guy, the yellow shirt guy.
Yeah, I see him right there.
Yeah, black gentleman.
I don't know where I am Leonard is.
I don't think he made it out because I didn't see him either night.
He's usually right there in the front.
But they should redid that shot where he crashed through the corner.
I don't think that security guard knew what was there.
Because he spun around hella fast when they went crashing through there.
everyone's back in the ring everyone's laying there
Roman and Jay
Brons kind of got to his knees
Bronson's laying there on his back
worn out huffing and puffing
I mean I like Braun but
dude lay off the
Tanner this shit was hilarious
when he puts the straps back on and then takes him back
off real quick
yeah
I was like what's he
do you think he can ever be a face or just continue his career as a heel he would have to do something amazing
like i could see him being an in-betweener but a full face i he has to do something incredible
he put the put him up took him back off and everyone still laying there beat him
up and he's just walking around
trying to hype up the crowd
no
puts his sights on
on jay
because jay's kind of like
slowly getting up
and brown's getting all hyped up
and yeah
full speed run boom
oh
roman pushes jay out of the way
and he gets
uh bronze spears
uh roman and then
j springs back into action
super kicks
uh brawn
Bronson Reed gets jumps back into action
Jay bounces off the row
Boom elbow or shoulder checks him
He climbs up top
Ah splash on the Bronson Reed
I mean that's a big pillow to land on
And then Jay pins
Bronson Reed
I mean this match started off slow
But I mean in the end once they got going
I thought it was a good
A good match
But it still shouldn't have been first
But who am I
what would
CBS Sports give this one?
Fuck, man.
You're killing me.
Mad at my wife.
I mean,
I take that back.
There was a huge fire by my house.
And
it got to the point where my wife and my
grandsons and my son had to be
not evicted. Evacuate.
She was like, what do you want me to grab?
I just grab my computer.
Because that's got like my whole life in it, plus pictures and everything.
Amongst all that, she lost my track pad.
And I'm using, I had to dig out my mouse.
And I hate it.
I hate this.
It was so much easier doing the mouse or my track pad.
But I basically had to relearn how to do everything with a mouse.
but uh they graded this match a b plus yeah yeah um i'm i'm good with that i mean that's fine
so but the next match uh this is all out of order so i don't know it is women's world tag team
championship.
Judgment Day
versus Charlotte Flair
and Alexa Bliss
with their We're not
Friends T-shirts. Yeah.
I'm Charlotte
the Queen. I mean,
I love you. You know that.
Alexa Bliss
I'm starting
to like her. I mean, I didn't
really care for her in the beginning.
Yeah.
But Judgment
Day, go ahead.
This is all this tag team.
It's just all so we like Charlotte Flair.
They're trying their hardest to make her likable.
I mean, if you like her, you like her.
But, I mean, people are still like, eh,
they don't care about the queen anymore.
But the Judgment Day, Raquel Perez and Raquel Perez,
Raquel Rodriguez and Roxanne Peres.
and uh raxan
Perez
um
I love
Raquel
Gonzales
Rodriguez
whatever you want to call her
uh big mommy cool
Roxanne Perez
she's starting to grow on me
I mean
I liked all her stingles
and NXT stuff
but
did they just
pick her
just because
live was gone
I want to know
not live
yeah live
when she comes back
is Roxanne out the door or what?
No, I think, I think lives out of judgment day.
I'm waiting for Dom just to take Roxanne.
Did you see that clip of when he went to AAA?
Oh, was that when he jumped?
Yeah, he jumped the guy and he had the mask on.
Yeah.
That was a loud pop for him.
Yeah.
That's tomorrow, everyone.
We're recording.
No, not tomorrow.
Saturday.
we're recording
Thursday night
yeah he said he wasn't
it was weird for him
getting that kind of reaction
I mean
it's good I mean
a good reaction so
but that
that's streaming on YouTube
so we get to watch it
I was like I was like oh week where is this going to be
so that's on a Saturday night
this match
Yeah, I was leaning more towards judgment, judgment day.
But yeah, I like Charlotte.
I like Alexa.
Jessica in there doing her thing.
But what did you think of this match?
I thought it was a decent tag team match.
I also was leaning more towards judgment day.
But I just had this feeling because they're really pushing this tag team
because they got the merch with the We're Not Friends, T-shirts,
and they're really pushing Charlotte
into a more likable character.
So I wasn't surprised by the outcome.
Yeah, I mean, that was the same.
Okay.
I mean, I was fine with whoever won
because I like all four of them.
So I was like, just give us a good show.
But they went hard.
I mean, Charlotte always goes hard.
So, and Raquel and Alexa as well.
So, but yeah, because it,
It was going back and forth.
I mean, Charlotte and Alexa were doing their thing.
And then Raquel and Roxanne would jump in there and beat the hell out of these two.
Oh, because Charlotte and Raquel, they're both tall.
And then Alexa and Roxanne are little short ones.
So I liked what was going on here.
I know some of the WWE universe turned on Charlotte.
I never did.
I've always liked her.
So, I mean,
I'm just,
what she does in the ring,
I'm cool with it.
She does give a 110%
love her or hate her.
I think she still does her thing.
Yeah,
I never turned on her either.
It's just,
I felt like a lot of those championship reins.
I don't think that were earned.
I think they were just giving it to her.
Oh, yeah.
When they finally got the first,
got rid of the Divas belt,
just had the women's champion and they just I was like but now I feel like they replaced Charlotte
with Becky Becky Hogan
okay yeah Becky we'll get to her that's tomorrow the second night right yeah yeah they
stacked that second night yeah they did because that was the night of the uh
The ladder match, the TLC.
We'll get the...
Candace Luray.
She's...
Yeah, she's legit.
Good thing they cut that ladder.
Oh man, I thought she fucked her knee up the way she came down on it, but that's all right.
Well, you see her on, I think it was raw or Smackdown, the giant bruise she had on her leg.
Oh, yeah.
Her knee connected before anything.
else.
Hit the ladder,
then went straight to the ground.
So.
But yeah, again, this match was cool.
They all did their thing.
They all beat each other up.
I love when Raquel and Charlotte go at it.
Two tall women just beating the hell out of each other.
And Alexa's way better than Roxanne Perez.
But I don't know if anyone,
anyone else sees the,
that way.
Oh, man.
You're talking about
in ring?
Yeah.
What do you think?
Roxanne's better than Alexa?
I put me out of spot.
At times, I think
she can be.
I mean, she did her job,
man. She was in there.
But.
Because she came up as
as a professional
wrestler, I think
Alexa came into this business from something else
because Roxanne's one of Booker T's
Proteges. Yeah. But I mean, watching the crowd
Alexa was more of the
one of the crowd's favorite out of that tag team.
Oh, absolutely. I'm glad
that she went through that change to her character
because when Alexa Bliss first came out,
I did not like her at all.
You didn't like Little Miss Bliss?
No, I didn't like any of that.
I said this before, after the Bray Wyatt stuff, when she went nuts.
That's when I started liking her.
What else was she?
The goddess?
Yeah.
The goddess.
No.
She'd wear that stupid little glove, a little bedazzle, a little skeleton glove.
Yeah.
I, Roxanne tried to give a moonsal on Lexington.
and Alexa,
and Alexa,
big kick to Raquel,
DDT to Roxanne,
and Alexa
slowly climbing up,
up top.
I think Raquel's been
stepping it up these last few matches.
Yeah.
Ooh.
Twisted Bliss and got the knees up.
Ooh.
Raquel,
fucking clotheslined.
The
Lexa, hello, Lord.
I don't see why they don't put, like, maybe,
it doesn't have to be, like, a world title,
but, like, a United States,
their intercontinental title on Raquel?
I think, I'm, I hope
that she eventually gets her own singles belt.
Yeah, or put a, put, what you might call it on her
since they bought that, put a AAA belt on her.
Yeah.
Because she's supposed to be wrestling tomorrow, too.
Yeah.
I mean, I think it's going to be an awesome PLE or whatever you want to call it.
Mr. Iguana.
Yeah.
Yeska.
El Yeska.
When I was thinking, yeska, I just remember the license played on the van and Up and Smoke.
You guys have seen that movie.
All of these weed movies that were back in the day when it was illegal.
It's crazy now.
I mean, you can go to, if you have dispensaries, wherever you live,
you can go to the corner and buy an eighth, buy a few joints.
Back in our day, we had to be sneaky about it.
Buy it from some shady guy in the parking lot or the park.
I got three dispensaries like 15, 20 minutes away.
Yeah.
got one. There's only one here in town.
And from what I hear,
he's cleaning a house.
Because he's the only one here.
So he cornered the business.
I say
that the tribe here, I mean, they have
a smoke shop, so they can slaying their
cigarettes, but
if they opened the dispensary and then
battle with that dude,
oh man. I think
the tribe would come out on top.
But too many
old people in there don't want to
don't want change so I say it would put more money in their pockets but they don't want to
listen ooh Raquel beating up a Alexa because Roxanne's huge man she's she's a big powerhouse
ooh shoulder check a lot Roxanne's coming in Alexa's all beat up I feel I just feel sorry when
I mean I get it it's earlier in the in the night
You just see all these people walking around in the background.
I'm like, man.
The crowd was kind of dead for this match.
Yeah, I'm like, man, I don't know how much you guys paid to be on the floor.
I'm going to sit there and watch every minute no matter how bad it is.
Man, tickets are ready for, well, I don't think they went on sale yet for WrestleMania,
but everyone's complaining that these tickets, if last year's tickets were super expensive,
they're just, they're saying, well, you know what you're going to spend now,
wherever you sat.
And, of course, you're going to be there again.
Are you going to war games in San Diego?
I want to.
And you talk to my buddy and see if he wants to go.
Because where is it going to be at?
Petco.
The baseball field?
Yeah.
Oh, man.
If I get a hotel.
there it's gonna be a hell of expensive it's like Comic-Con Charlotte chopping everyone up ooh does a flip and clothes lines Raquel hell hard
I'm more Raquel but I mean I'm down for the queen though
chop Raquel right in her face you sing Raquel appreciate it that
Jessica you need to come down with the the eyeshadow
It's a little too much.
Ooh, super kick to Raquel.
She goes down.
Roxanne is still laying there beat up.
But, ooh, disrespectful.
The Queen stepped on both of them.
Charlotte goes up top.
Still got the big old knee brace on.
High risk.
Ooh, moonsault lands and connects both of them.
She goes in to cover of Roxanne, but Roxanne kicks out.
Raquel took most of that
Moonsol. Yeah, she did.
Ah, good. I mean,
I love when Charlotte does
these, especially when she does it off the
top into the, onto the floor.
Yeah. And everyone catches her. I like that.
Uh-oh.
Hooking in the figure four.
Ah.
Roxanne with the springboard
Mood salt on the Charlotte.
So she goes down.
And they're all beat up.
So Lexa dead somewhere?
Yeah, I don't know where.
They don't, we're not seeing it.
I never really notice it and people keep pointing it out.
All the advertisements, the Xfinity and the Mike's Hard Lemonade and Papa Johns.
Yeah, man, they must really be in debt to take all this stuff.
Well, I think it's not dead.
I think it's greed.
Yeah, too.
Because I know you heard about the new streaming deal coming in 2026.
I'm not paying it.
I was watching this one guy.
He was saying if you already have the bundle with Disney Plus, Hulu, and ESPN,
he said go to ESPN or whatever and log in with your Disney Plus and you'll be able to watch WW.
I mean, if that's the case, I'll do it, but I'm not paying $299 for an app that I'm only going to use once or twice a month.
Yeah, so, I mean, I don't, I mean, I have ESPN, but I don't even watch anything on that.
And it makes no sense because the company TKO also owns UFC.
They just signed a new streaming deal with Paramount Plus, so all their pay-per-views will be on there at no extra cost.
If you have Paramount Plus, you get all the UFC content and the pay-per-views.
Wow.
Yeah, I don't know what's happening.
But I think it's just greed because now they're talking about Royal Rumble, Survivor Series,
is going to be two nights now.
Survivor Series, all right.
But Royal Rumble?
We're going to have four Royal Rumbles?
No, they're probably going to do...
Women's one night, men's the next night.
Nah.
Just have a bunch of filler matches.
Did you think Charlotte was going to kick Alexa when she?
I thought she was because that's kind of up Charlotte's alley.
Yeah.
But then I was thinking, no, she's not going to do it because they're just kind of throw away this whole.
angle that they're working.
Yeah.
Charlotte pulled
Alexa's hair.
Yeah.
Raquel and Charlotte were going at it.
Raquel jumped out of the way and Alexa just slapped
Charlotte.
Oh, man.
Roxanne with the pop rocks.
That was cool.
Good shot, cameraman.
But then Alexa jumped and grabbed.
Roxanne, she looked like she was
and get rid of, she did.
She kicked it,
sister Abigail.
But Charlotte was looking at her,
like she was going to do something about Alexa,
but she kind of jumped out of the way
and booted Raquel.
And that's when Alexa went in for the pin.
So they're the new women's tag team championship.
I mean, I thought it was a good match.
They went hard.
I say it every time women go harder than the guys.
They hung on this shot too long.
Yeah.
You just see the top of
Roxanne and Raquel's heads.
Yeah.
So they gave that one a B.
I go B minus at the highest.
I was about to say B plus.
I mean, I liked it, so, but
and they give it a B.
Okay, I'm all right with that.
The next match, that is,
was this a Karen?
and Sammy.
Yeah.
Hashtag we want cross.
I have no idea
where they were going
with the buildup to this
this whole
trying to get Sammy
to go to the dark side to admit
that Karian's right and it just
went nowhere.
They got rid of them.
It makes
no sense.
The crowds behind him
he's got one of the top selling merchandise in the company
I think because he got himself over on his own
yeah
and you know they don't like that
because I remember at WrestleMania
he was going off
yeah I'm not even on the card
and I live here
you don't got to pay me to
stay somewhere
I mean I get it man I feel you
but
and I heard all those
promo videos he was shooting
yeah he was paying for those
by himself
like
no matter how good you are
it's if they want to push you
did you watch um
was it unreal
the
the little docu series
I haven't watched it yet
because I
I'm gonna watch it but I just haven't
because um
I don't understand why everything needs to be revealed.
They get everything.
I mean, that was, because even some of the wrestlers were, I mean, I don't know about
WWE wrestlers, but they're like, why are they doing this?
They're just kind of ruining it for everyone.
Yeah, I seen Punk.
I guess he was doing an interview and he was supposed to be promoting it,
hyping it up and he was still
calling against it
because he was like this is against what I was
brought up to believe and taught
I mean
they're like you said greed
they're doing everything and just taking
that taking those checks
so but
it's out I watched the whole
thing I thought it was cool
but I was I agree
with the wrestlers saying they're showing
way too much
but
because, I mean, that was one of the best things about wrestling
is not knowing what's real and what's not.
Yeah, because carrying cross, man, I mean, as mad as he gets,
sometimes I think all those are connected
unless he's that good
to where he can get that close to make it look like he's connecting.
But yeah, this match, it just...
I wasn't excited for it.
I mean, I went to the bathroom, got up, got snacks,
check my phone, and was looking up every now and then for this one.
So.
I just, I don't know.
I just don't like how they did not use him.
They never used his wife other than being a ballet.
Because I've seen her wrestle.
She can go in the ring.
Yeah, I mean, all the NXT stuff, she was wrestling.
But then...
She was wrestling NXT, T&A, she was wrestling men.
Yeah, I don't know what they're doing here.
I mean, I knew Sammy was going to win.
But I was just like, man, I mean, they're just slapping, carrying cross around.
So I don't know.
But I was listening to something.
He was going off.
Yeah, they released me.
hit me up for bookings
to get in my DMs and all that
yeah what's her name said his bookings are going crazy
uh shotsy yeah
man she was in the bay area but i was at comic con
i was mad she's
everywhere yeah her and um
Zach writer uh
Mac cordona
yeah she took his internet title
yeah
I was like, man, I could have been there.
Union City isn't that far.
I like what they're doing.
Do you think Brother would get her back?
I don't think she wants to.
She's probably doing better now because she's, yeah, she's everywhere.
Yeah, but I like what her and Cardona are doing, that whole angle.
Yeah.
Where he ran over her arm with her tank.
Because he was serving her paper.
because she was calling herself
to the death match queen or whatever
and he was like, no, I'm the death match king.
Yeah, I don't see
Mac or Donna, Zach Ryder.
He said, he's, he's been calling them.
But he says they don't, they keep saying
they don't, they don't need him.
I mean,
they underused them.
Yeah, they'll let him win
the Intercontinental Championship title,
but then they just,
just got rid of it or took it from him and then got rid of him so yeah i also think that is because
he's another one that got himself over on his own and then i heard he if he was to come back he
doesn't want to come back as a zach rider yeah but this match i mean scarlet this was a match
you could see on monday night raw yeah i mean it was
basically this is your last match
make it count
well he didn't know at the time
and it was just like a slap in the face
but I don't know
I mean we knew Sammy Zane was going to win
but I was like just make it entertaining
yeah it was
it was just kind of boring
on what was happening
but
I don't even remember how this match finished
I just remember at one point
to Sammy
Zane had a pipe.
Oh, yeah.
Scarlett gave him the pipe, and he
just was supposed to be his
turn to the dark side.
Yeah. But he didn't.
Because he was getting roughed up.
But then
Zane starts to come back.
Whoa.
Slammed
carrying into
the corner, but he came down on his head.
There comes the
Huluva kick running. Ah!
Connect.
Dush!
And carrying.
one, two, three, and that's it.
I mean, I didn't.
I didn't think this match was all that.
And then they quickly cut to commercial
so you don't hear everybody's
chanting for a cross.
We just got Sammy Ding.
Oh, man.
Yeah, Scarlet, they just...
Beautiful young woman.
They just have her sitting around, really.
But now they're both home.
So we'll see.
It was a package deal.
But yeah, this match, it was okay.
CBS Sports gave it a B minus.
This is a C at best.
Yeah, I mean, this ain't no B.
But that was that for that match.
and yeah like I said I went to the bathroom got snacks checking my phone and I just would look up
like I said this was a match you can find on Monday Night Raw which you know they're going to go to
commercial in the middle of the match yeah they did do a kind of a little tribute for
Holcogen the first one they did was Smackdown right yeah no I think
they didn't do one for him on raw until the next Monday.
Yeah, right.
Because he passed on Thursday, or that's when we all found out.
And the Smackdown was the next day.
So, what are you doing to Nicky?
And they just brought her back and...
That, uh, live Morgan getting hurt.
changed a lot of things.
I don't know. We'll see.
But Nikki says she's
making one last run. She's not
here
to be a part-timer.
I don't know. We'll see.
But I guess there was a thing about her sister
was banned.
Who's?
Nicky's sister.
Why? What'd she do?
Because her husband works for AEW.
but I guess they said they've
taken the band away but I guess
that's why she hadn't been backstage or nothing
I don't know we'll see
but this match I was like
I mean
jade she is who she is
it's no buildup to this one yeah
it was kind of just throwing together
really fast
and it was this was
quick match too. I'm looking at the
runtime. There was a little
over seven minutes.
Come on, Jade.
Tiffany Strand, you're taking
forever. Just get out here.
Tipy
time.
And I
also want to point out
that I thought the entrances
from majority of SummerSlam
were kind of weak.
Yeah.
And I didn't like the stage.
Unless they brought the stage
back. Usually they're just
on the flat ground
coming out.
I don't know. We'll see.
And I don't like when they're, these
baseball stadiums they're using.
So,
I mean, this is a football.
But
baseball
was a Survivor Series in San Diego?
That's, yeah,
Petco Hart. It's not enclosed.
So
we'll see.
But this, this match, I mean, it had its moments, but it was just kind of, meh.
So, but what did you think of it?
I wasn't, I didn't care for it.
I agree with you.
It had its moments.
I do, I do see the potential in Jay, but I think it's just too fast too soon.
Yeah.
And I kind of felt like Tiffany wasn't even in this match at all.
she was just kind of coasting by
yeah she was
I don't know I mean
Tiffany seems to be the heel
but is Jay to heal
or I don't know
like I said there was no buildup
yeah
I mean at least with the Charlotte
match
there was some drama some buildup
to it but this
one.
I don't know.
I just, I wasn't feeling it.
I didn't like the way
Jade got
into the title picture.
I still
would have liked my idea, like
if she would have won
tonight and then Naomi
cashed in on her.
Because that would have continued that
whole thing that they were building up to.
Yeah.
Oh,
in that Unreal show.
I didn't remember,
I don't know,
what PLE it was when Tiffany
they messed her mouth was bleeding
and it looked like her teeth broke
they did break
because she was like no fine
look at the picture they're not broken
on Unreal
when it happened she came backstage
and they jumped up are you okay okay
what happened and she goes my teeth
and then she showed them and they were broke
so Unreal just made her look like a liar
Yeah, so
But
I don't know
I mean they only spoke
to a handful of the
Of the roster
They didn't speak to all the other guys
They ain't doing nothing
So what
See I just don't feel no emotion
In this match
Nothing
Yeah I mean this is
Like you said
The
Karen and what's her name
Sammy could have been in Raw
I could have seen this
Being on Raw
Or Smackdown as well
yeah the main event on monday night raw
because it wasn't it wasn't for a belt or anything
but this one yeah yeah it was oh that's right duh tiffany
has the belt but it did but see that that says something right there
it didn't feel like it yeah but i mean
look at look at jade falling over trying to get a pin again falling over
just
don't
don't try to keep her
I mean
I mean you keep her in the
in the WV in the roster
but don't
I don't know
I was really shocked
that Jade lost
I thought she was going to win
but
I don't know
we'll see
yeah because Tiffity
she ended up
pulling this one out
that
One spot when they were both in the corner, it was cool, but it seems like they were taken forever to set it.
Oh, on the top road?
Yeah.
So, I don't know.
Tiffy ended up winning.
She's still the champion.
Yeah, I'm watching a spot right now.
She's...
Who was this money in the bank?
Naomi.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
Yeah, they took their time
getting up there making sure they both don't fall.
Yeah.
Boom, salt.
One, two, three, who cares?
Yeah, it was just like,
nah.
I like Tiffy,
but I think this title runs
kind of is not, not working for me.
What was the of Cardi B being there?
that other dude.
Drusky?
Yeah.
Trusky's hell of funny.
Is he a comedian or what is he?
He's a comedian slash
streamer,
YouTuber or something like that.
But he does like a lot of comedy skits.
Okay.
Because I see videos of him,
but I didn't know who he was.
And Cardi
she probably made
a whole bunch of money just to
fucking come out in the ring
and scream on the mic for two seconds.
I know.
I'm like, if you're trying to save money,
don't spend money on artists that don't need to be there.
But, hmm.
She's not even from Jersey.
Yeah.
What's his name?
Ice Cube son.
Oh, shit.
Oh, yeah.
Have you been listening to his show?
I've seen some stuff on YouTube.
He's a wrestling guy.
He always shows up to.
these things so yeah with his belt yeah
jew mackintyre
who was the last time he won anything
uh
that's a good question
do you think he was
this match was beneath him
uh yeah
I mean
uh I don't know
where where he's at in his career
I kind of felt like he
should have he should have got something better at somerslam i mean when he came back that the push was like
24-7 and man there was plenty times in another PLs i thought he was going to win and be a champion
of whatever but nope i don't know what they're doing you know you put him in the same class as him
in l.a night i have no idea what they're doing
wasted him two years in a row
that money in the bank.
That guy didn't even have a match at SummerSlam.
Drew McIntyre,
Logan Paul,
love him or hate him,
taking on
Tales of names.
Jelly Roll.
Yeah, jelly roll.
Randy Orr.
What did you think of this?
I thought this was actually kind of a fun match.
Jellyroll, he ain't no bad bunny.
But man, he's got my respect.
Oh, yeah.
That guy took some bumps in there.
I respect the story that came into this of him moving to Florida
just to be close to the performance center to train.
Yeah, man, it was, we'll get to it.
Yeah.
But as far as jelly roll, I mean, I thought he did what he did in the ring.
I thought it was okay.
Yeah.
Like I said, he ain't no bad bunny.
No.
But he's definitely not no Travis Scott.
Oh.
And he took some bumps, too, hard bumps.
Oh, that one on the announce table.
Yeah.
I thought he was dead or something ruptured.
Even though you could see.
right before he took that bump from Logan
you could see him tense his body out
and his head was popping up looking
oh man I mean
Logan Paul and Randy Orton
shout out to both of them
they made
jelly roll look good
so
I thought it was I thought it was good
I mean
will he come back in the ring
anytime soon?
I don't know. Maybe.
We'll see, but...
I think they'll have him back.
Yeah. I mean, now he
knows what to expect.
He's got to keep working with Randy.
Yeah.
I mean, don't give him to someone,
don't somebody else, but we'll
see. But you know, it keeps
working with Randy. You know, he's going to get
RKO'd at one point.
Yeah, he's going to think he's too
bigger. He's too big.
then Randy
he's gonna
out of nowhere
well
Joe McIntyre
just slapped
Kelly roll
in the back of the head
these tattoos
on your face
and all that
get them if you want
but
I don't know what it is
I don't like them
what's that said
on the back of his shirt
son of a sinner
yeah
is that a song
of his
I don't really know his music
But I want to say I think that's an album
Or maybe that's just what he goes by
Because I
He heard his music like back in the day
Because he used to be strictly hip hop
And then he kind of transitioned over to country
I mean jelly roll
He hung in there
Because he got beat beat the hell
And they
He kept going
I said he was like 400 something pounds.
Yeah.
Hell of it.
Yeah, like 200 pounds.
Yeah, man, good for him.
If you guys are out there trying to do it too, man, just do it.
I need to get back into what I was doing.
But we'll see.
Yeah, what's his name is huge.
Randy?
What I'm saying?
He's walking around at like close to 300 pounds.
Damn. That's muscle.
Yeah.
Jelly roll, I thought, I don't know how hot it was there in Jersey,
but he kept all of his gear on,
a t-shirt and his pullover shirt and his jeans.
I don't know.
He ain't comfortable yet.
Probably gone no shirt.
Logan Paul gets tagged back in.
Uh-oh.
Double-teamed.
or jelly roll.
What kind of singer is he?
Country.
I want to try why I never heard of him.
I think the only time I heard of him
because of these
events when they fan the crowd.
I know he's,
I guess he's pretty popular.
Well, the fuck you, Logan's
started.
But they, they bleep in them out.
Did they have like little signs?
Yeah.
A little fucking Logan signs.
Man.
Yeah, jelly rolls is coming back to life.
Logan Paul grabbed the jelly, slabs them into the wall.
I'm like, how hot are you?
I'm sure you got T-shirt, undershirt, and this pullover that you're wearing.
But I don't know.
Logan just stomping them in the corner
Let me fast forward
Randy
took down Drew McIntyre
And there comes jelly roll
I liked
Jelly rolls
I forgot what I was going to say
Fuck man
It's late everyone
Logan Paul
He's serving up jelly roll
gave him a punch
oh this is when he
he goes over to the announce table
starts clearing it off
he seems like there's more shit
on their table now than there used to be
McIntyre springs back to life
he's in the ring
and he gets back out
Logan's over there in the
hydration station corner
power in still standing
his prime drinks
yeah look at jelly roll
get positioned.
I like that.
I mean, he was obviously,
they told him what to do and he.
He scooted himself off on a table.
When I saw this video,
I was like,
how hell did Logan?
I thought it was a,
um,
uh,
a little helicopter thing,
drones.
But then I realized it that,
the camera was in his glasses.
Yeah, he had, like, what do you call it,
the meta glasses or whatever.
But, yeah, when he dove on to jelly roll,
I thought that was it for him.
I mean, he sold it to me on how hurt he was.
He bounced off a jelly roll.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I liked how he said how he scooted up and got ready.
kept popping his head up looking
is he coming
is he coming
Logan ball
I legit thought
that was it for jelly roll
Michael Cole
Pat and Logan on the head
I think he just
I think he just handed him
his class as he had on
so they go into
start working
and Randy Orton.
Logan Paul
comes back to life
out of all the rubble.
Oh,
what's his name?
He's
got his doctors.
Fuck.
See, it's late, everyone.
Jellyroll, man.
He...
Good actor.
Because he sold it.
Because when they were carrying
him out, I mean, he kept
pause.
and drop into a knee.
And when he went past his wife,
he was like, I can't finish.
When they first picked him up,
he was talking to Fat Joe over there.
Yeah.
It's like, I'm done, I'm done, Joe.
I'm done.
I saw an interview with Fat Joe after the SummerSlam.
He said they got him.
He was like, I thought Jelly was done.
I did too.
I thought he was like, hell of hurt.
Because he was like barely walking.
but then
yeah he gets to his
wife I can't finish
and I was like fuck man
I mean I'll give it to him
he got in the ring
and he did it
I don't know he collapsed
yeah he's
walking along
tattoos
get him where you want
but I don't like the face once
this is when he does
the Mick Fully
I think that would have been better
if they had him on a stretcher
and then he got off
and jumped back in the ring.
Randy's still doing his best.
He's starting to drop bombs on
McIntyre
and Logan's just standing there
because yeah, they're not even showing
Jelly Rule.
But his wife, yeah, she was right there in the front.
Turn to face the ring.
Yeah.
Telling everybody let him go.
He was like, fuck it.
He was selling it to me because he starts walking back and then he collapses for a second.
Just spitting everywhere.
Yeah.
I think he was pulling up his knee pads.
This has been a perfect moment.
He just ripped off to pull over.
Randy's crawling over there.
It's a jelly for the tag.
There comes jelly roll.
This is when I was like, man, he got all of us.
because he sprung back into action and he was kicking ass.
Close line of Logan.
Is he going for the chokeslam?
Talking big shit to Logan before he does it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Thanks for jumping.
Oh, black hole slammed to Drew.
Yep.
That's why I was like, he got my respect.
He got in there and did it.
and I mean I respect him for
for losing all that weight too
but I'm sure I could look that way too
if I had his money
oh yeah that big snot
coming out of his nose
yeah
I'm glad he realized
yeah wiped it off
he should have left it all
and kept wrestling
power slam to Logan
weird cover there
she only was pinning
Logan
Drew sprung back into action.
Oh, RKO from out of nowhere to McIntyre.
Uh-oh.
Orton gets hurt.
Jelly rolls laying there.
Here, let me set up again to make sure you don't get hurt.
Ah, a splash from Logan.
One, two, three.
I think by this point,
um,
Jelly couldn't go, couldn't go on.
Is that a tattoo on Logan's neck?
I thought it was a piece of confetti or something.
Oh, okay. I was like, what the fuck is that?
Man.
Drew making a referee, do the proper.
This was a fun match, though.
Yeah, it was. It wasn't bad.
What did they grade it?
they gave it a
a C
I don't know it more
a B I wouldn't
I'll give it A to jelly roll
for getting in there and doing it
so
good for him
let me see
the next one
seeing punk
taking on
the
what are they calling
the ring
the ring general
yeah
and punk with
his fantastic four
four. Yeah, I noticed
that.
I still want one of those
Seina shirts.
It was
a green one.
Not the blue
or all the other crazy colors he had.
The last time is now.
I was excited
for this. Of course,
Ian Punk. I'm going to love him no matter what.
But
do you think
Gunther should have
should have won
and kept the belt
no
I think it went
the way it should have went
I think this was a classic
old school wrestling match
that's what it was
and I think it told a good story
throughout the match
it was back and forth
it was hard hitting
and I think the right person won
until
what did you think of the buildup
for this match.
Again, not a lot of build-up to this.
I thought there could have been a little bit more.
It kind of seemed like punk just all of a sudden became number one contender.
In that unreal thing, he was talking about, he hasn't, since he's been back,
he hasn't won a title or anything.
and he was always crying around about never main eventing
WrestleMania
and all this
I mean I get it
I mean they finally did
push him
to this point
for those you that already seen this
and you know the outcome fuck I was mad
it like ruined my night
because this is for the heavyweight belt
the ring general
punk was getting his ass beat
the whole match
so I was like
okay if he's taking this much punishment
something big is going to happen
at the end he's going to turn it around
and win
and that's exactly what happened
I completely forgot
about Seth
so oh my God
I mean
they did a good job on
selling the injury
do you think he really got hurt
because everyone was saying that
he didn't
because punk was even talking shit
yeah
I guess they
only a few people knew
it wasn't real
and
his wife Becky was in on it
because she was like posting like social
media stuff
like videos like oh look at my husband
play with his daughter while he's on crutches
and
because you see that reaction
video when he came out
yeah Becky she was like
talking about how we fooled you
shout to the guy of the sign
I'm straight edge because
what I say because
it's got the Pepsi
symbol
in
I think that's the
Nexus in
Oh yeah
O's the book
But yeah
This was like I was saying before
This is just
This is the old school
Rough and tough match
Like you know
Working the body part
slowing down the pace
Yeah
Because this one
Kind of took a minute
Because what
what are we at?
We still like
little over a half hour left
because I was like
man this is I
when it started I checked the time
and I was like
damn this isn't going to go on for a while
and it did go on for a while
because punk was getting his ass beat
someone was talking about this on TikTok
going oh man
that was so much punishment
that Gunther gave CM Punk
I don't think we've ever seen
Punk take this much punishment
then they throw in the
the, was it UFC?
They've been
tacked on the UFC fight.
His last one,
I was like, oh man,
I mean,
I love seeing him punk.
He's my son,
Kyle's favorite wrestler.
I felt bad.
I went to the casino
and watched his first fight.
fight. I had my
Siam punk shirt on and I was ready
and he just
got beat up.
That second one, I ended up watching that at home
and I'm glad I did.
I almost went to the casino, but
that was
at least he got some punches off
on that second one. Yeah.
And he got in there
and did it. I wouldn't do that.
I mean,
I'm just someone talking.
shit. But I felt bad for him, man. I was like, man.
Because at that point, he was basically, he must, he should have just grabbed his hand.
I don't remember who was fighting. He could have just grabbed punk's hands and started
slapping him with it. Stop, stop hitting yourself. I was, I felt that bad for him. But
again, he did it. And I understand why people were mad that. Oh, it's just because of who he is.
that uh exactly why he was in the ufc yeah i mean there's some guys i've been training my whole life
and had like a thousand fights and i'm not in the ufc yet it's called business yep
he brought in a whole new demographic in there he brought me to watch him
to go down to the casino and watch it i mean i watch ufc just clips
I don't think I've ever sat and watched a whole
I mean
it wasn't the whole reason but it was part of the reason
why they brought Brock Lesnar into the UFC
Yeah
A Brock Lesnar can kick ass
Yeah
Who's he
Who's he gonna fight
Um
Oh no no
I'm jumping the gun
That's tomorrow night
or the next night when he came out.
People were mad about that one.
I
still were getting ahead of ourselves, but I did think
I thought he was done.
Like he couldn't come back because of...
They said his name's clear.
That's all I know.
Yeah.
I don't think they would bring him back
if legally it was not a problem.
I don't know if he did anything.
But I don't know.
Those text messages just say it's a different story.
So I don't know.
I mean,
I wasn't there.
But I was kind of like,
I mean,
I was shocked.
And I was a little excited.
But, uh,
yeah,
I was going to,
I agree with you.
That was the last person.
I expected to part come out there.
Yeah.
I mean,
I knew.
someone was going to come out. I figured the final boss music was
going to hit and we're going to get Rock Sina 3.
It got a huge pop. Everybody was about it.
I mean, that would have made more sense.
The rock came out and told John, I still own your soul.
Then John hits him with the AA.
I have a feeling that's, that's not.
not over it. That's got to come, come back.
Because
why did John do this?
And,
I know we're not talking about tomorrow night, but I just
I was confused that the
character change in one night.
Yeah. In a way, I was happy.
But I was like, wait.
Yeah, when it just said John is seen it in black and white,
and then the whole screen lit up.
Yeah.
I was like, oh shit, he is back.
He came running out like he usually did.
So I don't know what happened, everyone.
Well, we'll see.
From what we know, he's only got four, well,
maybe less than four months now in his contract.
Yeah, I think the last match is December 26, 27th.
At what?
Right now, it's a Saturday Night Main Event,
which a lot of people are not happy about.
Yeah, I don't know.
If it is, make it a long match.
Don't be like five minutes.
But you know they're going to be cutting the commercial like every 10 minutes.
Yeah.
I don't know.
We'll see.
I mean, we have enough commercials.
Hopefully they don't do them like Goldberg and cut them off during his speech.
Oh.
yeah that was for time
but
I don't know
whoever filmed it
and then threw it on
Twitter is the only reason
it's how I got to see the whole thing
the ring general man
he's beating punk down
yeah I'm at the part
where everybody said punk tapped
where he had him in a sharpshooter
and he was doing the tapping motion with his hand
but his hand never hit the mat
what uh time is it
it was
go to
248
okay I'm at 241
was everybody was like he fucking tapped
he tapped he tapped
he's got him in that
punk is reaching for the rope
he grabbed a hole
the gunther's leg now he
gets gunter to the ground
well
punk's flipping him over
yep
he got him
the gunther's
struggling
when you're close enough to the rope
grab it
well
grabs the rope
punk was like he was gassed
unless it was just
part of the show
oh no he was gassed
yeah
damn I thought
somebody's windows open
because my door is still
banging
well
windy where I'm at. Hold on.
Well, something's happening outside.
I hear people yelling.
Res love, boys and girls.
For those of you that know what that means.
Yeah, because punk, man, he was just huffing and puffing.
I mean, Gunther looked tired, too, but he's younger and he's got a little more wind in his sale.
Yeah.
Punk's not a young man.
Uh-uh.
cut there was talking a shit
pug's face down and he's
pointing out going best of the world
gunther's talking shit
and the ref had to jump in
check on him
that little buff tan guy
chopin's punk
did you hear
Brett Brett Hart's comments about
Gunther
uh-uh
he said he's a
nice guy and everything, but he doesn't
like him as a wrestler.
He doesn't like people that
try to
hurt each other on purpose.
And I guess he was talking about
the chops.
Brett's old school.
I mean, you watch the evolution of wrestling.
I mean, not the show, but
from when wrestling began,
I mean, back in the black and white days,
up to now, I mean, they weren't doing
any.
of this. There was no
high flyers or anything.
Yeah.
It was just big brutes throwing
each other around.
We still got big brutes,
but.
Yeah, Brett,
Brett was on one
the past week.
Yeah,
there's a little
Hulk Hogan comments.
Yeah.
Comments about Gunther.
Well,
I hope it
anytime soon,
but I'm sure
when it's Brett's time.
Everyone's going to be talking
shit.
They don't do that to all the wrestlers.
I mean, we've lost a lot of them,
but
I don't know.
We'll see.
Because yeah, punk would spring back
into action for a second
and then it ended up falling down
again and just lay there.
Huffing and puffing.
They took like
67 chops.
Not just to the chest, to the back.
There was that one where he hopped up on the top rope and Gunter like chopped him in his ass or something.
Yeah.
He fell down.
Give him the running knee and then a bulldog.
Shubbed his dick in his face.
The camera just quickly changed.
What's up with Tony Storm?
But taking a bite.
Hey, do what you got to do.
Yeah.
Do what you got to do to win.
Lie, cheat, and steal.
If Eddie was still alive, do you think he'd still be wrestling?
Absolutely.
Oh, yeah.
I don't know, man.
Every time I see clips of Eddie or just whatever someone's talking about him, I just get all sad.
I'm like, oh.
Definitely would be involved in the storyline with Dirty Down.
Yeah.
And his dad probably come in and save him.
he just slam punk hell hard he climbs up on the top
comes down for a splash
it was all sloppy
but
funk kicked out
yeah gunther's
his splash was
sloppy
well he landed good
he landed on his knees and everything
that can't be too good
well none of this can be too good for your body
for as beat up as these guys get
punk is still laying there
Gunther's talking shit.
Oh, kicked him in the back of...
Are they ever gonna bring that heels show back?
I don't think so.
I ain't heard nothing about it.
Uh, that punk got clothes lying hella hard.
Now he's sitting on the bottom robe, Gunther.
Still talking shit.
He was just going off.
Shit, there's still...
Almost 20 minutes left.
I'm gonna fast forward.
Yeah, because...
folks just get beat up
got their clothes line
okay
Gunther's busted open
not busted open
what uh
what's the mark
301
all right
well you got busted for
head face
head first on the table
hit the phone
yeah they kind of messed up here
because
the blood was coming from
top of his head, but it was supposed to be coming from his nose.
Yeah, when he came out
from under the table, man, he
bladed himself or something.
Because you can see when he goes into the ring, like he keeps holding his nose,
like it's supposed to be his nose.
Yeah, I mean, you got blood above your head.
Because I guess the reason why he's been off TV
because he's having surgery on his nose, so I guess they try to use that.
but I don't know why he came out
under the table bleed from top of his head
he got blood in his eyes punks
slowly getting his feet
dragging ass in the ring
like get a towel and wipe all that blood out of your eyes
and punk starts to strike
boom boom
dropping some
some lefts and rights
oh
running knee
close line
punk up to the top
here let me roll
and get into positions
you know punk can't
make that
yeah he was laying pretty far
punk's all juiced up
Gunther's getting up
go to sleep
keeps holding his nose
yeah punk's all tired gets up
Gunther ah
gutther gets him in headlock
sleeper holds
got to can I see
with all that blood in his eye
yeah
punk is back on his feet
oh
pick up
Guntor
GTS
DZZ
connect
doesn't go down
he's just stunned
and
fuck hell
tired standing there
goes for another GTS
connect again
to the jaw
Guthar goes down
One, two, three
I was happy. I was like,
ah, yeah.
Punk's a new
WWE heavyweight champion.
I was excited.
I was ready to start crying.
Seth Rohn's music hit.
Oh, man, I went
ah.
And they
could have sold the fake out a little better.
because he does that thing where he comes out
and he shows him the briefcase
and then he turns to walk away
yeah
but I was like
why is Paul Heyman not going
was punk you think punk was really
on the verge of crying
yeah
I mean I want to know how he felt
when they tell you yeah you're going to win the belt
but then you can lose it
a few seconds later
oh man
they could at least let him
have this
and then maybe
took it at raw or something
but I mean
you know what comes around
goes around
you know he did
he did this to Drew
yeah
I mean he was hyped
he was doing his thing
everyone was excited
got to get that
get that big screen
in the background
so
as soon as he held up the belt
turn it down
burn it down
and everyone just
ah
and here he comes
crutching out
uh
that is where I knew
he was fine
he ain't gonna come out
on crutches
I was just like
uh
take me back to
WrestleMania
uh
what was that
30
31, I think.
The heist of the century.
That big ass Santa Clara
49 in the stadium.
See, they could have sold it better
because Paul should have walked back with him.
Yeah.
Instead of just standing there with that smile on his face.
Not even walking right with those crutches.
I knew this was it.
I was like, ha, ha, ha.
threw the crutches away.
See, Paul Heyman kind of gets out the way.
Yeah.
Seth turns around.
Starts taking off the knee brace.
Oh, I was like, all right, he was full of shit then.
Seth comes.
Yeah, he starts running down the rim.
I mean, I'll give it to him at WrestleMania.
when he came tearing down the ramp
grabbing Jessica throws
in the man. It can't be grabbing Jessica like that.
Uh-uh.
Punk had him up for a second,
but Rollins fought out of it.
He clocks him with this briefcase.
Yeah.
Right here.
Bang.
Oh, there you do.
Bang.
Of course, he got to connect to the back.
But yeah, that shot.
Man, he connected.
That was personal.
Jessica.
Oh,
punk laying there.
Ring that bell.
Oh, there comes Seth Rallens.
He runs up.
Curbstomp.
Ah, it's a punk.
One, two, three.
And
Seth Rounds is the
world
heavyweight champion.
I was so mad
I just shut it off
I knew nothing else was gonna happen
You didn't wait for his crew to get out there to celebrate?
No
Which I guess they're officially called the vision
Ah
What's Paul he even doing?
He's the Oracle
Oh
Oh fuck
I mean I was so mad
I was like damn you
if I was there
I'd have been going off
I'd have been screaming
fuck you
I was like screaming
when I was at
WrestleMania
I had my middle finger
both middle fingers in there
I was like fuck you sad
I was so mad
I would have the same thing here
if I was here
Punk's land to just beat the hell
bronze
knee is all bandaged up
hey bronson ain't got the shoe la father
he left it
oh man
oh that was night one
yeah and I was
not happy
with the outcome
I was so fucking mad
but I was I was right there with you man
I totally forgot about Seth Rollins
I mean we even talked about it on this show
how he could possibly be
faking the injury
and cashing it in.
But when this night came,
like not even on my mind.
And then that music hit.
And I was like, oh, shit.
CBS Sports gave the punk and gunther fight
an A.
Yeah, I give it an A.
Yeah.
But they didn't give it a grade for when Seth
cashes in.
I say it was probably mad too.
they sit down
Indian style
air quotes
I thought for a second
I thought he was going to take
Punk's boots
Braun couldn't sit down
his knee hurts
yeah
that was night one
um
the carrion and
uh
Sammy Zane that was probably
the
the weakest match of the night
Yeah, Sammy Zane, Carrey in and Tiffany Stratton, Jay Cargill, is my weakest.
Yeah.
Man, but again, I mean, it did his point.
It got his point across.
We watched it.
Like I said, I was mad.
So somebody was doing their job.
But I was like, let him hold on to it for a month and then take it.
But I guess it's moving the story along.
So we'll see.
I want to see Seampunk take it from Seth.
But if he does, I don't think it'll be this year.
Matt could be wrong.
It might, but.
I think WrestleMania.
Yeah, I'm picturing something big.
But we'll see.
But yeah, everyone, that was night one,
a Summer Slam.
We'll be back soon with the next one.
But,
ah,
Seth Ron,
it's damn you.
How about how about how else
I just start crying for punk?
Because I saw the videos afterwards
when he finally got up and
got out of there.
But,
I don't know.
We'll see what happens.
But I didn't watch Raw.
right at no I only watched the beginning
I didn't see the rest but
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