The Horror Returns - The Wrestling Returns - WWE: Survivor Series - WarGames (2023)
Episode Date: November 26, 2023This episode Brian and Nez head out to the Windy City, Chicago, IL for WWE: SURVIVOR SERIES - WARGAMES 2023. Join The Wrestling Returns on Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/6145553...30016037 Instagram - @the_wrestling_returns Twitter - @the_w_returns Check out everything Horror Returns at: https://thehorrorreturns.com Join The Horror Returns Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1056143707851246 THR Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thehorrorreturns Join The Action Returns Facebook group. https://www.facebook.com/groups/841619946357776 Follow The Action Returns on IG and Twitter: Instagram: @theactionreturns Twitter: @action_returns Join the THR Presents: Stream Fiends Facebook Group. https://www.facebook.com/groups/3860579827402429 Follow THR Stream Fiends on IG: @thrstreamfiends
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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, welcome to another episode of the wrestling returns.
We are back to Survivor Series, board games.
It's finally here.
I'm your host Brian.
With me as always as my brother Ness.
What's up, man?
Ooh, it was something, boys and girls.
It was awesome.
It was an awesome pay-per-view, first of all, except for one match I kind of didn't care for.
I was folding clothes, but let's address the Tweedpidoc in the room.
For those you either hip to Big Bang Theory.
Shout out to Dr. Amy Farah Fowler.
The return of CM Punk.
I was excited.
I know a lot of people, especially the WWE universe, the AEW,
universe and all wrestling marks everywhere all over the world.
You either love them or you hate him.
I know when he left WWE, however many years ago, somewhere in the teens,
he left them bad blood because there was a lot of issues going on,
getting into it with Vince and Triple H and everybody else.
In the locker room, he disappears, he goes to MMA and gets beat up,
and then he goes over to AEW and everyone's juiced
and then all hell breaks loose there
then he's
I guess fired
resigned whatever they did to him
and no everybody was saying
that he would not come back to WWE
money talks
yeah Ryeback was going off all this stuff
you guys follow him on TikTok and wherever
he was like hink by hink
back
And a lot of guys in the locker room had issues with him.
I mean, they had issues with him before, even the ones that were still in the locker room when punk was there.
And I don't know.
Yeah, like Brian said, man, money talks.
I'm sure Punk didn't come up and ask for his job back.
I mean
Triple H
If you guys watch the
The press conference afterwards
He basically said
He's what's good for business right now
And if the fans want them and everything
And then
Let's move forward
But he even said
He goes you love them or you hate him
But
I don't know man
There was some bad blood that we didn't see
But thankfully to the
WWE universe
And everyone has a phone in their pocket
a camera in their pocket.
It's about to get real messy.
Already, and he didn't even wrestle.
He didn't even go to the ring.
A lot of people were saying
it was also the return of Randy Orton.
The Viper came back. He was heard for
a long time, and he came back.
And jumping ahead, spoiler alert,
you probably already watched it if you're listening to this.
They, Cody Rhodes and
Randy Orton,
Sammy Zane
and Sammy
Usso. Yeah. You had the
Uzi chance. Yeah, they did.
And
Main event, Jay.
They won
and people were already
bitching and complaining that
this took away from Randy's celebration,
his return. Everyone
blaming punk. Again,
I don't know the business. I'm a
I'm a punk fan, first of all. I met him
twice. He was cool with me.
I had friends that have met him and they said he was an asshole to them.
But he was cool with me.
From everything I've been reading right before we jumped on here,
this all seemed to be Triple H's idea.
Yeah.
Like nobody knew, not even the staff to production team,
nobody knew punk was coming.
They had him hidden in a special area.
And he didn't come out of that room until, like, right before he came out.
And another thing I read is Triple H. Evens got behind the production for the last couple of minutes.
And he told them to run.
You know, when the little copyright logo comes on at the end of the pay-per-view, you know, it's the end?
Yeah.
Yeah, he told them to put that on to make everybody think it was over.
and then he told punk to go out.
Well, obviously somebody must have knew it
because his music hit.
I mean, no, he was there
telling, hit his music.
So he was orchestrating everything.
But nobody,
they kept it a secret.
They didn't even tell none of the wrestlers
and nothing. And you and me
have been sending
little
X or Twitter links back
and forth. I sent you the Seth.
one and he sent me the
mommy one. Yeah.
I don't know
what her beef is with pun. I don't know
if she has a beef. Maybe she just figured
I can't leave until he's done
because no one could walk up that way
until Sien Punk was gone.
Hers to me
was more playing towards the
crowd because they were chanting his name
and then she was
mocking the whole clobbering time, checking
her watch type thing. I think
was more playing to her character.
But Seth,
on the other hand,
he was dropping a lot of F-bombs.
Yeah, he was.
If they're selling this as,
if this is a work,
then they're doing a good job
because they had Michael Cole,
they had your boy Corey, Corey Graves.
Yeah, he was even asking.
Yeah, he didn't go do that.
Punk or someone to run over him.
They had a whole bunch of people
holding him back.
So if this is a work, they're doing a good job.
Yeah, so I don't know, man.
I mean, again, I was happy.
I wasn't expected.
I almost changed it.
And I was like, wait, what?
I couldn't believe it at first.
I thought it was a commercial or something.
And when that all happened, I was like, wait, wait, what?
I mean, are we in the multiverse or what?
I mean.
Well, for this in the multiverse, this is, this is not, this is not the punk causing problems, punk.
Yeah.
Which I have to say, is it just me or does he look better?
He looked in shape.
Like healthier?
Yeah, he didn't.
He was kind of getting all skinny.
I don't know whether that was depression or anything, but I mean, I wish I got skinny being depressed.
I'm all like.
Since my accident, I feel like I'm fat.
I'm like, oh, and I'm just hating myself.
I mean, I'm not hating myself to where I'm going to do anything to myself.
But I am hating myself is to make me do something about it, everyone.
Don't be a fat ass, man.
I'm talking for by myself.
But anyway, I thought he looked good.
Again, man, I was hype.
I was hype when he came out to AEW.
When that happened, I was excited.
And did I buy that new CM Punk shirt that they advertised?
Fuck, yeah, I did.
I ordered that shit quick.
Let me go to the WWE shop, see if they dropped something already.
I got that quick.
Yeah, I'm watching the video now, and Seth Rohn's, I mean, he, he expressed his, his words before.
I mean, when he was over at AEW and everything.
He called him a cancer to the business.
Yeah.
And even, yeah, after all that stuff happened and he got let go.
Oh, shit.
They do have a shirt already for sale.
I bought that quick.
A buddy of my, shout out to Tyler.
He, from the Scode-in Cinema and Action Pump podcast.
Definitely check your shows out.
He posted stuff like, oh, man, he goes, I got my shirt.
And I was like, what?
I went right to the shop.
And that was the first thing that popped up.
I said, I bought it.
Shout out to Taylor, too.
I told him.
And he was like, he's got a little, he's a little sore about punk.
but yeah set
ralins is going fuck you giving him the fingers
michael cole is holding him
corey graves is holding an arm
uh the refs that one buff
uh extra tan
uh ref is that even uh my girl jessica's right
in the action sammy zane corey or um
cody roads is right there
and i was reading some of the comments they were
also pointing towards like damien priest
walking around in the in the rain in the background
and look super confused on what's going on?
Yeah, even
Dirty Dom, he's even like,
he's been around punk, I'm sure, even when he was little.
Who knows what he had seen?
Randy, I don't know, they didn't show him.
I couldn't tell if he was mad.
Does he have bad blood with punk?
I don't know.
But one person that we didn't see
was Drew McIntyre,
who, from the reports,
immediately
stormed backstage to his locker room,
got his shit, and left the arena.
I don't know.
Maybe he had some bad...
I mean, he was around back when
Punk was doing this thing.
But, I mean, at that time,
and they weren't really pushing Drew.
I mean, I could see possibly
him getting mad that they're bringing him in
and this might be taken away
opportunities for him.
Yeah.
That video, the first one,
you sent me when they're like right there whoever's filming this uh i just noticed mommy in the
background and she's just sitting there with her arms crossed holding the the money in the
bait case where their legs crossed like i don't know man i mean i mean she wasn't around when punk was
there yeah but i'm sure she's heard stories and and seen him in a w and read all that stuff too
i don't know so i think she's just standing again nobody could leave until he
was done i thought he was going to go down he went as far as that beginning of the of the walkway
and shout out to those fans that were really hyped and chicago was hype period because they
would chant and seeing punk even during the um the pre show when uh booker t and the gang were out
there talking you heard them screaming yeah i'm glad that guy got his phone back
the one that was uh holding hold on this punk saying this chicago chicago and then punk like knocked
his phone at his hand.
And then you've seen one of the production
crew go pick it up for him.
Oh, man.
But it was
it was mayhem.
Of course, we didn't see any.
And again, everyone, like I said,
everyone's got a phone.
Everyone's got to be some kind of
video recorder.
And this is what we get.
I mean, we've seen a lot of stuff
that when the camera stopped rolling
or even that time when Seth got
attacked by some angry fan
when he tried the boy when he
blindsided him and knocked him down even the videos
we saw after that when Seth was like
fuck you motherfucker you're going blindside
me fuck he was going off
but I mean
if Seth is mad I get it
I mean I'd be mad too
but I mean
isn't Seth can't ready well I don't know man
keeps complaining about his back and then
I what I hope
will happen is that
because they said
Triple H and C and Punk had like a hour, a couple hour long talk.
Maybe punk is going to pull back a little bit after what happened in AW.
And after tonight, maybe they'll have like a meeting with certain people that he has a problem with, letting him know that the bad shit's in the past.
At least that's what I'm hoping for.
Yeah, they're going to have to sit down.
mainly with Seth and
Drew McIntyre, I get it.
He's mad, he's getting his push,
and then now here comes punk,
and he's going to get shoved to the back again.
I think his contract's up at the end of the year.
I don't know.
We'll see.
I mean, every video I'm scrolling,
I'm seeing nothing but seeing punk.
But, I mean, that's the big news.
I mean, that's what's going on in the wrestling world.
Sure.
It's number one trending on X.
probably it's everything I mean I was it cool to see Randy Orton come back of course it was
he'd been gone for a while and even the little spot at the end shout out to um jaddy mcdonner I hate him
but man he he sold that shit at the end we'll get to that in a bit but
man that was a stunt in half I mean everything I'm still giving it up to the women's war games
one. That to me was the highlight other than my girl, Mommy
looking hella good. Kind of reminded me she had like that Joker makeup.
God damn. Shout out to the cameraman when Bailey was doing her thing.
They were right there. Stupid Corey Graves.
Her dirty dog got matching boots.
I hate him. Man, he wasn't going to do that. Michael Cole was the all star. He was
the one holding him back. Corey Graves was just like, come on, man. Come on. Come on. Hey, hey. You can see
him mouth and then Michael Cole held on to him the whole time.
And like Michael Cole's been there through a lot of it.
Everything.
Even the younger punk.
So I don't know.
I mean, obviously Sammy Zane and Cody Rose were there just to hold back, Seth,
because I'm sure every one of them all jumped out of the ring.
Because he probably was in the ring.
He probably started talking shit as soon as the music hit.
Yeah.
It looks like, yeah, because they didn't, now that I'm thinking back, when his music hit, it was the cameras was just focused on punk.
And when he came out, he was, you know, did his staying, clobbering time, you know, celebrated with the crowd and looked straight at the ring.
And you could tell he was looking dead at somebody smiling, but they never cut to the ring.
so you might be right
Seth might have started
he might have started when the music hit
I don't know
personality might have hit and he just
probably was like what the fuck
everybody
because yeah they were still
in the ring doing their thing
and I'm surprised they weren't playing
um
Randy Orton's music
at the end he seemed to be the all star
and then they ended up playing
Cody Rhodes's music
but he got the pin so yeah they were they were all still in in the in the ring and yeah they cut away you can't
yeah everybody was in the ring still think fin baller and dom were still like dead on the mat somewhere
yeah because i mean it's chicago i i i mentioned this i said what if he comes back because we were talking about on the
episode which was a few days ago.
They said, what if he comes back at Chicago?
And I mean, I was just like talking out of my ass because I never thought this day would come.
But it did.
Even today, if you guys follow me on Facebook, I posted his, his Jumbotron video that plays with the cult of personality.
And I just wrote above it, what if?
Yeah, and Triple H was selling it because he.
was like did some interview earlier today saying everybody talking about we're dropping hints
that he's returning you guys are just finding stuff out of nothing that's not going to happen
like he was really selling this that it wasn't going to happen yeah i mean it's
we'll all we got to do is sit and watch the show everyone ah it's fucked out where they did
the randy orton they did him dirty and ah this and that
and everyone but her
he had his moment
yeah he
they did the
I know we're not talking about the match
in full yet but they did the
the moment where he he didn't come out
with with the team and then
it was time for him to come
out and the music hit
and the crowd just went crazy
he got some RKO's in there
he faked like he
was going to give Jay at RKO
he had his moment in there and he looks pretty good too he looks a little like he might be a little bit bigger than last time
okay i found another video sent that to me drew they must have knew because drew stormed out before
punk even came out so he he might be mad about something else then he i don't know he was holding his
face i don't know if he was just trying to act it out
but I I don't I don't know let me let me send this to you but I mean we we have to do
consider he he could be pissed off as something else maybe yeah I don't maybe something
we didn't catch in the match was botched and oh snap that's the wrong button
yeah I mean something else could have happened what happened I'm trying to
I'll hear this
I'm on my computer
it's not even working you fucking
shit
hold on
okay copy link
go to this
I'm still trying to learn
my computer everyone
I'm a master on my phone
but all right
this is the video of
Seth or Drew McIntyre
because see
they're still in the ring
okay
yeah everybody's hugging everybody's doing the thing and yeah he's stomping off like like he's about to throw
fit he looks like he might be hurt yeah because the thing that i read that he left he left he went to the
back put on his hoodie and rolled out yeah that's what i read so i don't know man it was a lot
going on in Chicago tonight, boys and girls.
A lot, but
we'll see.
All right, here's someone on sports
Kita wrestling.
So there might be a chance.
And there's a picture of AJ.
She's doing her thing, right?
Yeah. Elsewhere.
That's, I,
with this happening, I can't say
it's not out of the realm of
possibilities but I mean I wouldn't mind it
sending you something else this is something oh
I'm sorry everyone
Seth Rollins is talking shit about
he's talking shit about fuck
I was just when you call him a cancer you're saying we don't want to
him here go do something else
oh if they put punk on
the next
uh
video game
yeah this is that video
oh philly phil we don't want
you
why's he dressed like a cowboy
he's a part-time cowboy
now with them sunglasses
oh man
again i mean if you guys are listening to this
I mean again love them or ate them
I'm sure there's a lot of people.
I mean,
a lot of people,
a lot of keyboard cowboys out there.
I was,
I was reading one of the comments.
They said,
just because they don't like each other,
doesn't mean they can't have a match
because apparently him and Riddle hated each other.
Oh,
Seth Rones?
Yeah.
That's why you remember how it was,
they were selling their rival.
They were being rivals so good.
Yeah.
That's because.
that they really hated each other.
Oh, man.
I don't know.
But then again, you know,
riddle's not there anymore.
So.
Oh, here's a picture.
It's not like,
it's when Seth is giving someone the finger,
obviously the punk.
And punk is standing there,
smiling,
waving.
Ooh.
Um,
again,
everybody,
yeah
before I forget
shout out to
Beed your mind
B versus the Living Dead
Happy birthday brother
Yeah
Oh man
Where's Roman Rings
What does he got to say about this
Oh my gosh
I don't
I really miss thinking about it
I want to see C Munk and Seth
You know
Seam Punk is about to roast him
He's going to roast him
about his wardrobe.
You know, he's going to go in on Becky.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
This is the same video
of Drew McIntyre.
Says, cameraman's waving frantically
at Drew McIntyre to leave.
This is 100% a work
and WWE is smart for
capitalizing on CM Punk's return
and the backstage drama
to come of it.
No matter what CM Punk gets people talking.
Brilliant.
Well,
We're talking about him.
So you're thinking they're going to see him Punk Drew first?
I don't know.
Whoever they put him up against.
Just make it good.
And punk, oh, you can see that cameraman.
You see there's a cameraman.
Go to the video again.
It's the video when Drew McIntyre is leaving.
The cameraman is pointing.
the camera at everyone that
won and then all of a sudden
he does the go go go go with his
hand and then that's when
Seth goes
or Drew McIntyre goes
walking out
yeah down by his
leg yeah
probably you guys are wondering what we're watching
go to go to X
Twitter or whatever you want to call it
all the videos I'm re-reposting everything
so if you follow me at
McNiz pod
yeah just all that as well yeah judgment days dead in the ring
but oh man I mean this could be nothing but a punk show and everything but
I don't know everyone all right let's let's get to the first match yeah your guess we're
we're gonna we're gonna come right back to this at the end anyways oh man yes
Chicago, Illinois
WWE
Survivor Series
2023
other than
the punk and everything
which gives me
gives it an A plus for me
because I love Seampunk
I don't care what anyone says
but
the first match to me
is what blew the route
other than seeing punk when it comes
to the wrestling matches
blew everything out of the water
and this was
the war games
with damage control and team
be it. I seem that that's what someone said. I can't remember.
Damage control, of course. Eoski,
Oscar, Bailey, Kyrie Singh.
What's her name was off on the side?
Dakota Kai. She was just kind of hanging out looking good.
Bailey was the MVP.
Yeah, she was.
Many ways.
This didn't
didn't end the way
I thought it was going to end because the way
Bailey has been
really just kind of
I don't know
she's the
the bad apple and the bunch
because you got three awesome
Japanese
wrestlers and I would say it could probably
just roll through and just beat everyone down
then we got Bianca Bellaire
the man
two two belts Becky or
big time bex whatever they all you want to call her uh the queen charlotte flare and she's shati blackheart
i don't care what anyone says um she claims oakland but she's from alameda it's just like a block away
everyone for those you don't know but i still she still represents the bay so does bailey that's
the bay's champ but what did you think of this match i thought it was awesome the the women didn't
fail to deliver.
I agree with you. Not the outcome I saw,
but
the way it ended, I kind of went into
my booking
ways and
kind of went into where they possibly
might go in the future with the way
this match ended, but
I thought everybody came out strong.
Bianca had the double braids
gone, so she was double whipping everybody.
Charlotte, first
first war games match.
came in did an awesome
spot where she did her little
moonsault flip but she went out to
top rope or not top rope top the cage
yeah that's high too
yeah uh shotsy
didn't botch
anything this time
super proud of her she came in there
super hard at first
but then had a moment where she kind of
uh
i forgot what move she took oh when she
took the
car you got got thrown up in the air
came down with the elbow and
Shati was covered with all the chairs
Yeah after that
Shotsie kind of just
laid in the background for most of
most of the match in the middle
there and I was trying to figure out
what was going on
I think she took a cut to the head
Because there was one scene towards the end
She ran like right in front of the
camera when she was climbing up to the top
rope and you see little
blood splashes on her
face so I wasn't sure
if it was that.
Because yeah, she was kicking ass
and all of a sudden she just died out.
Like ran out of gas or something.
She looked fine when she was doing her Ruffles
YouTube commercial.
And the return of our truth.
Like, that guy
from what I understand, he'll forever have a job
because he's like friends with Vince.
Because where's he been?
He has been around for a while.
I mean, he, you know how they like
send W.W.E guys
to NXT to have matches.
Like he went and like
the first match he had there,
he like did a suicide dive out the ring
and like got injured.
So he's been had surgery
and he's been gone.
But apparently he's been there the whole
time. That's what
AAA said when they were doing the press
conference and he was like, yeah, obviously
it's the return of somebody and that's
the return of our truth.
And everyone just started
laughing but oh man but yeah this this match man they went hard uh who was it uh kairi sane
no it was um uh eosurai she took it i oh sky what i want to call it she took one hard um
who threw into the cage um one of them it was kind of towards the beginning when she got in there
and she like cheese grated down the side of the cage she scared me when when she did the spot on
top of the cage with the trash can.
Ooh, yeah. She was, you know, trying to get her balance, trying to stand up before she put
the trash can on top of her. I was just like, don't, don't fall. Don't fall backwards.
Yeah, don't fall backwards. That's a harder and a little, a few more feet to the ground.
To a little hard rubber mat. I mean, it's, I don't know, man. I was like, what are you doing?
I mean, she's done it before, but.
And I love the crowd.
Because they, that, that Chicago crowd wanted tables.
They didn't care about anything else.
Every time someone reached out for something and they pull it out, they were like, boom.
And then when they finally pulled out to the tables, they were like, yeah.
Oh, man, shout out to Leonard.
I saw him right in the front.
But, I mean, yeah, I mean, they went hard.
I mean, I like this war games because, you know, the match doesn't start until all 10 women are in the ring.
And, I mean, because first Bailey and Becky came out to start it off.
And they were just beating the shit out of each other.
I mean, of course, I'm for Bailey.
I mean, don't get me wrong.
I love Becky Lynch as well.
But Becky's from the Bayley's from the Bay.
And I got to represent 247.
And that ass.
Damn.
Shout again, shout out to the cameraman.
They didn't go as hard as they did the last paper review with this one.
I was catching them.
She got to change those suspender things, though, because they kept hooking on to people.
Yeah, I mean, all these women, or anyway, not just the women, even the guys, like, what's his name?
The dollar long braids.
Elsinor money in the bank.
Damien Preeze.
He had the fucking extensions going tonight.
It makes me mad.
Everyone.
I mean, even these gal, Bailey's hair is not as long as it was.
She had that little side pony going on, which I never liked.
Oh, when she was a hugger?
Yeah.
But yeah, Charlotte with her extensions, or even Bianca with the long-ass braids.
I mean, they get in the way, but she put it to work this time.
She was whipping that ass once she got in the ring.
Yeah, there was, there was no acting.
on Eo when she was getting whipped with the braids.
Yeah, because I'm sure that shit.
I mean, getting hit by anything.
I mean, you still connect and it still hurts.
So just not as a part.
I think she was, I think Bailey was, not Bailey,
Bianco was aiming for her back,
but kept catching her back of her legs.
It's too short, I guess.
And you just heard just whosh,
whoosh.
I was like, I don't, I don't know if you're supposed to be hitting her
her thighs like that because
Eo was like skipping around
like screaming.
Man, that's center of the ring which is just a little
metal plate.
Some of these gals and the guys, man,
they were hitting that shit hard.
It didn't look like
they were planning. Of course, sometimes you plan to
fall and land on it, but there was a couple
times where they were just hitting it.
Because who was it?
Bailey suplexed.
Becky right onto it
And she came right on her back
I mean of course they they know what they're doing
But that shit's still gonna hurt
No matter what I mean it hurts
It's probably fall on the ring
If you guys don't know what a ring
What's under there
It's just a small little mat
A couple little thin pads and two by fours
Yeah it's not
I heard so many people like it's a
It's a trampoline under there
It's not a it's wood
Yes it's like
Yeah I mean because I didn't know that
Until I stuck around
one time at one of these of those of the house show because I was talking to my buddy he was a security guard and I was watching them take the ring apart and what's his name was helping him take it apart the ref Charles Robinson
you got to call the match or ref the match and take everything apart I said that loud he just turned around and went yeah someone's got to do it all right on yeah I heard he's like kind of helps out with everything here and there and there
yeah man it was cool um oh uh the camera guy okay there he is because i'll say there was a camera guy in the ring
but they never really showed him i just they right when i was saying that they showed him because yeah but what's her
name she got involved she was there looking hella good dakota kai because she was handing she was
handing the kendo sticks to bailey and uh they were making use to it because they were they were just
throwing each other around and hitting each other i've got hit hit
with one of those. I don't know, maybe they
do special ones for wrestling,
but that shit hurts.
Who's hitting you at Kendo Sticks?
We were in Chinatown
one time. And my
buddy who loves wrestling, he got one
and just hit me in the back.
I was he, fuck her, he goes, I just wanted to see her.
Let's the bitch turn around. Let me hit you with it.
That shit hurt. I hope you
got your gift back.
I got him not that time. I got
him another time. We were, I don't know
where we were somewhere.
And I saw him and I grabbed he wasn't paying it.
I saw that and I just kind of walked away from it.
And then he was looking at something else.
And then I went and got it and whosh hit him in the back.
He just screamed.
I said, see, bitch?
That shit hurts.
Yeah, Shatsy goes running in.
Yeah, she just threw in all kinds of tables and then she threw in the trash can.
There was one move that, uh, uh, uh, uh,
Eo was going to do.
She, uh, had the garbage.
And she climbed up onto the top.
rope and
yeah think it was bailey she was like
give me the garbage can and then i don't know
what she was saying maybe bailey couldn't understand her
they kind of just went fuck it and then they just kept kept on going
so yeah there was some miscommunication i know exactly what you're talking
about yeah so i wasn't really sure what is um
shatsy is she Filipino
yes Filipino let me see
there she is I think she's just
Filipino.
I want to say her dad's white, I think.
Because I remember she was posting pictures
of her dad when it was his birthday.
And a shout out to her sister.
She went through some kind of surgery.
She was having some medical issues.
Yep, she began her career in Hoodsland
in the town, Oakland, California.
Best city in the world.
The old Oakland, not this new Oakland shit.
Didn't she have a name that you definitely can't use in WWE?
Missy High as shit.
Yeah.
Those are the good old days.
What is, I'm trying to find.
Do you ever see her do that little low-budget horror movie where she was topless?
I saw that scene.
Okay.
That's all you need to see.
I had to find it.
It was before she was in the WW.
Yeah, I was like, WW, you know about this?
She is a Filipino and Polish descent, so I'll take it her dad's Polish.
But I don't know if you've seen her sister, but she's just fine.
They look like each other.
They look like twins.
But, oh, man, it was a night.
It was a good night.
wrestling yeah yeah but yeah women they went hard as fuck they were all climbing up on top of the
of the cage and uh eo with the jumping off putting the garbage can over ahead and then jumping on
everyone yeah charlotte doing the moon salt and um all there's a lot of top rope action they
they were all over the place bailey was in there making the saves constantly oh that one save
she did um charlotte was about to spear uh was a kairie
because Kyrie Singh kind of got days and she was like trying to get up.
Bailey took the bullet.
Yeah, man.
I mean, Charlotte, she's tall and Kyrie's small or short and she would have just folded her and half.
But Bailey with the quickness just dove in front, took full force of that spear.
See, I think this is going the direction because we had later on in the match, we had Charlotte and Becky kind of reunite.
put their difference to the side and hug it out.
I kind of see
like maybe if damage control
drops Bailey
maybe they reform
the horse women. No.
Bailey got to stay heel from here
on out. They don't have to be
face. You can bring
you can bring what's in those stupid
ass back.
And they can reform
the horse women for
for real.
Who?
What's
fuck is her name
Sasha
Oh
Oh
I was thinking who
I don't know man
She's doing her thing
Well she kind of dropped hints
Where she'll be wrestling next
And she was naming a bunch of companies
And WWE was in there
So I don't know
She's just
Creating hype
Or not
Where's what's her face
Naomi?
Yeah
She's an impact
Women's
Cham.
Oh,
duh,
that's right.
Oh, fuck.
I'm tired.
I'm tired.
Yeah,
she's doing her thing.
Good for her, man.
But yeah,
these women,
they were taking a lot of off-the-top rope shit
because Kavis-Ein's saying,
I mean,
Eosurai,
she just drop-kicked Becky and Shotsie,
like with some boots to the chest.
I mean, poor little Shatsy,
man, I love her to death.
But, man,
she was getting work all night
by everything.
Everybody.
We've got a hold of her.
She wanted the youngest, the newest.
Yeah, she was a new car.
She got a pair of dues in there.
Well, she did this, this match, because she was getting the shit beating out.
Okay, here's that move right now.
Kyrie jumped up, or Eo jumped up to the top rope, and she had the garbage can, but Bailey didn't know what the hell was going on.
Because then Becky jumps in and starts working Bailey and Eo, or, yeah, she just sets the garbage can down.
Maybe Becky didn't know what was going on.
That's what I figure.
It was just miscommunication.
Maybe.
And if you guys heard them speaking English, it is hard to understand them.
So, but I know that that's what I got.
I don't know.
But then this is when they were all climbing up to the getting ready to superplex,
Becky off the top.
Is this when Charlotte comes running in?
Well, she kind of just glided in.
No, they, they superplexed her off the top.
And then she, because yeah, it was Bailey and Eo beating the shit out of Becky before anyone else came in.
But Charlotte came in last.
Yeah, because Shotsie was laying in the corner dead.
Shanti was dead in the corner.
And then once they beat up Becky, then they went over to her, threw her on the top rope, and then started beating the shit at her.
Uh, yeah, man, you got to pay your dues, man.
I mean, these, uh, these get old Bailey.
Yeah, she's been in it for a while.
So, all right.
Here comes, uh, Bianca.
She comes running him, I'm whipping that hair.
And, uh, she even jumped out.
No, she just jumps right.
Who, no, some, oh, Oscar brings in the, um,
the kind of the fire.
The candle's taking a fire extinguisher.
Yeah, she's the, she's the one that brought out the table, too,
because everybody was booing everything.
She was pulling out.
Then she pulled the table.
out and they were like yeah fuck yeah
because
Bianca just immediately started whipping
everyone in the hair as soon as she jumped in
yeah he was taking it hard
I was a little
disappointed that
there was no use of the chain
other than to pull the
trash can up
well
who was it one of one of the Japanese gals
they wrapped it around
Bianca's head
or like her neck or whatever
But you just see him kind of stick it over her neck and then that's about it.
It was when all the girls were in one ring.
And everyone was just trying to grab someone to beat up.
So did you see.
Did you see when Oscar dropped her little capsule thing for the mist?
And Kyrie had to go pick it up real quick and give it to her.
Oh, I must have missed that.
I never see when she does it.
I always try to pay attention.
Yeah, you don't see her after you don't see her put it in her mouth
I always figured it was like because a lot comes out and that's just a lot of spit
I figured she would drink something really quick so
I don't know and I don't care man I mean even if the pandemic and none of that
happened I don't want no one spitting anything in my face
I remember during when when everything reopened I went to a concert
I had my mask on, but then some idiot threw a drink and just spilled right on my, there's alcohol, hard alcohol, right in my eyes. Other than that shit stung, I was just thinking, fuck, man, I don't know who was drinking this or if they're sick or whatever. I was worried, but if I didn't buy it and I was all right.
Well, I'll be nasty. Live, you can spit in my face.
I don't know. I'll eat your lollipop.
It's jolly rancor.
Whatever.
No, I'm good.
Oscar, I love you, but he ain't spitting
nothing in my face.
But, uh, it was a...
Wrestling's different, though, because you got to
think back in the 90s, people
were letting Rikishin stick his ass in their face.
That ain't happening either. I don't care
if I'm a job or anything.
Because that's usually what happens.
All right, here comes, uh,
uh, Kyrie.
She had a little pipe.
pirate outfit on for a second. She had a black pirate hat.
And I like those masks. I was about to say, going
back, I like that came out with matching the little kabuki
mask that Oscar wears. Bailey, I love you, but you did not
did not look right.
She was cracking me out because she came out strutting with the mask on.
Yeah. I mean, again, calm down.
I thought something was going to happen. I thought there were
going to turn on her and kick her out of damage control but well i i hope that her taking that spear
and making all those saves i think because they were even saying they were even saying michael cole
we kept saying man bailey's the all-star man she's taking uh all the big hits from everyone saving her teammates
but then again the way things go they could be get pissed off because she was the one that got pinned
yeah but everyone was well she got like slammed hell hard at the end
i think everybody was giving her finishers
yeah everybody did
Bailey was getting her ass beat
and Becky was like let me
let me manhandle slain I hate when she does it only off the middle
rope
uh huh
it's like take it take a chance
just do a spinning solo off the top row
all right they're throwing all the chairs on top of uh shotzi they all fell off and then shotsie's
grab them and pulling them back on boom ooh yeah because uh and kairi did uh or uh eo threw up kairi and came down
crashing right on top of shotsie yeah shatsy was like let me let me roll over here for a second
She came with the insane elbow
And Shatsi's laying there
That was crazy though later
Because I had to see the replay
Because I thought they botched it
When she did the elbow
She tried to do the insane elbow
And Becky
Yeah
And it just didn't look right
Uh uh
But then when you see the right replay
She like kicked her elbow
Yep she brought her legs up
And she fell over
Okay here's Bianca
She just picked up
uh kive sing and just threw her onto the other girls oh damn she kept that on her face
all right all never in there everyone's everyone's still waiting for charlotte and oscar to come in
but yeah it went back and forth it wasn't just like the the good and the bad the good was winning
the whole time now here comes charlotte she comes running god damn charl's fine anyway um
it went back and forth.
Sometimes the other team was winning good, team EST, and then damage control was in her.
But when Charlotte came in, she was wrecking house on everybody.
She came in with the backbreaker on Bailey, picks up Eo, throws her into Bailey,
and then Kyrie comes at her with a chair, and then she starts giving her the chops.
And little Kyrie, man, she stepped on a chair and slipped and fell.
And then she turns it over to Eio and starts giving her the chops.
And then she gets slammed down.
I like Charlotte had to kind of laugh about that when Carrey, like, slipped and fell out.
And Michael Cole was the save.
She was like, oh, she didn't want none of that from Charlotte no more.
I was like, okay, nice save.
But yeah, man, yeah, she came right in fresh and started beating the hell out of everyone.
But it didn't work out because EO tried to jump off the top.
and throw her.
But now this is, oh, Charlotte's the one that threw her.
Oh, right there.
All right, let me rewind this.
She jumps off the top rope and tries to leg lock,
Charlotte in the head.
But Charlotte grabbed, you know how strong.
She just grabs her and then flips her back up.
And then carries her across and throws her over the rope,
slams into the cage.
Her feet kind of catch the top rope and her back just rakes down the side.
she's letting they're dead
all right now they're
they're turning and they're beating the shit out of Charlotte
but yeah man
this this match it was all over the place
I mean it went hard from beginning to end
there wasn't ever a time where it just
drug and nothing was happening
I mean when there's so many people in the ring
it is kind of hard to watch everything
because I don't know what
the
the commentators are watching are they
seeing the exact same stuff
we're seeing or is there like multiple different
angles that they get to see? I think they have
more than one monitor.
Well, because every time they clear the table
looks like there's two on each so I don't
wasn't sure. Maybe it's one for each of them. Maybe they are watching the same
thing. Yeah, but
yeah, this is when Charlotte and Becky
start walking towards each other looking all mad.
It looks like Becky might caught some. She had some blood in her face.
a lot just like a little scratches but then that's when they come eo and kairi running up behind them and
they got that chain and a nice little kick then you missed um carrie and charlotte picks up
uh eo and starts um carrying around and then bailey comes in her and uh what's her name or beating up
becky in the corner while charlotte's carrying like that fireman's carry she carries eo up to
the top rope and about to flip her off now here comes shot she came back from the dead
and they're all beating the shit out of um um um bailey yeah because charlotte takes uh eo up to the top
but then uh eo kicks her and she falls down this is when she's got that chain and this is
when she throws the chain down to uh dakota kai and then she hooks that uh garbage can and then
pulls it up there and this is when she puts it over her and at first i was like pull up a table but
i don't know a little uh eho could pull that table up with the chair um that would have been cool but
it didn't get it yeah okay now she's stand she's trying to get up onto the uh the little bars
they're not flat they're like bars up there but she's uh you got to keep your balance
I would rather have her just jump
But putting that
A blindfold over you basically
Because she puts that can over her
Over the top of her
And I don't know
I mean, just can't see. She just jumps
And it was the work of all the women on the floor
They got under her because she landed
Connected on all of them.
You guys know how that goes when they jump off something
And everybody goes,
Ah, fall into the ground.
So now everyone's laying there dead
And here comes Oscar.
She comes running in.
And she brings out the table.
And this is then,
finally, the war game begins.
Because it was like,
well, what's happening?
No, are they?
Was it four, it was four on four, right?
Yeah.
You know, the guys were five.
Yeah.
I don't know why they didn't.
I mean, I guess if what's her name
would have been healthy,
would have added a fifth for for bianca's team
Is that what shotty's in there?
Is you running out of people or?
I thought they were originally I thought what's her name was going to be in the
Dakota and they were talking about live making her return from injury.
So I thought she would have been like the fifth.
But I guess Dakota's not clear.
She had that brace on the knees still.
So I don't know.
where's the queen of spade she should have been in there kicking ass this is when they break out that
chain again and then tie up uh becky and uh bianca and then all four of the gals go running and just like
drop kick them and they were both on the ground they weren't standing up so it looks like
uh becky and bianca bumped heads because bianca's holding the back of her head
I don't know where Charlotte is.
She must be laying on the other side dead.
But, yeah, the big
finisher at the end.
Because then again, they were all
getting the hell beaten out of one another.
But they beat this shit out of Bailey.
Oh, excuse me.
Oh, man, sorry.
Well, my allergies.
Yeah, Charlotte carries
Becky up to the top rope.
No, Becky goes up to the top.
then they pick up, I know, she's on the second, on the second rule.
She picks up Bailey and they break out the table and Becky, uh, rock bottoms, manhandle,
slam dumb.
She rock bottom,
she's spinning solo.
Becky,
uh,
rock bottoms Bailey through the table and,
and that's the end because she,
after she does that,
she, uh,
Jessica,
she, uh,
gets the pin.
All damage control is beat up.
And again,
Bailey took the most,
to the punishment this whole match.
And yeah, it looks like
Shotsie looks like she just wore out.
Her makeup's all messed up.
It looks like she got some blood on her face.
She got some mist
in there on her face.
Oh, that's right.
Oscar
missed her, and then she
tried to miss...
She's trying to miss Shotsie
the second time. Yeah, and the mist.
I don't know. She got hit or something. I can't remember.
No, it was Shotsie ducked, and that's when
the same came with the fire extinguisher.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
And that shit was close too, but it was Bianca Bel-Lair.
And obviously, you probably tested to see how it feels to your face.
Because each fire extinguishers different.
I mean, those are the ones that have that little cold stuff, from what I know of.
And then there's the one that has that, like, powder that comes out of it.
And obviously, they're not using that.
because if that powder got in your eyes, I think that's it.
But, yeah, this was a hard-hitting match.
I loved it, man.
They didn't care.
They went super hard for everybody.
And this was still the first match.
This match was like almost an hour because they took forever.
It seemed like it was longer than the guys.
But like I said, kill it, shorten it.
There's set to move for the night because we got to take a dip.
here with the next couple matches.
Yeah, this one,
I was like, okay,
let's see what happens, but I
don't even wrong, I love the Ms.
And the ring general,
Gunther,
he's still a champ.
He won again, but, oh, real quick,
they, they,
CBS Sports gave the first match of B plus.
Hell, no, that was an A plus.
That's a day.
I don't know what the,
Hi, Russ, CBS.
Yeah, this is the match when I started folding clothes.
Yeah, I kind of got up and made something to eat.
But came back, and they did get me there, though, with the spot where Ms. pulled the turnbuckle cover off.
And the ref went to go check it, and Ms. like, kicked his knee and turned around and kicked him into nuts.
Oh man
Is it about to make
Let me miss beat go out there
I thought so
I thought that was it because he jumped in for the one two three and nope
Um
You then must tape that the ropes all the way around
Because it was like because when he was putting the
The turn buckle back on
There was no metal exposed
It was just all taped up so I mean good for them man
maybe someone they the rules change but yeah yeah this was the man i mean i was watching i was mainly
just listening and dumb ass cori was killing me all night um but speaking of that uh carmella i saw a video
i don't know how old it was they were i don't know if it was a house show or what but her
she had a wardrobe malfunction carmella uh-huh and the match kept going she was holding her
Like the, I don't know, the strap or whatever behind her
Must have broke or something.
I thought they had to wear stuff that didn't have straps just because of that.
So, I don't know.
Get to people what they weren't sometimes.
If it was an attitude area, they would have been bouncing and flopping everywhere, pasties and all.
But, yeah, I mean, that's just what I saw.
But again, yeah, this match, it just wasn't doing it for me.
It was like a 10-minute quick match.
yeah it didn't last very long
I mean
go ahead
miss was holding his own
but yeah
go through his ass
all over the place
I mean I like the setup
because Gunther was
basically telling Miz
he's not a wrestler
he's an entertainer
and he's he's what's wrong
with the business
and the fans cheer for him
and there what's wrong
with the business
I like that whole setup
but we all knew
how the match is going to end
even uh during the
press conference when I did this the first press conference I watch only because of the punk thing
he would care I was still talking shit uh about the Miz and he's like he's about the business
so but he didn't even he didn't even kill Miz with no chops really uh-uh usually man
someone leaves with their chest uh all raw I mean he did have some red marks in his chest but
now like some of the other people they get a hell of hard you know what the one the one I
like who gets when it just turns into hamburger meat is um yeah shamus because you guys know how white he is
when they chop him in the chest it just turned bright red but yeah this match it went back and forth
it was nothing to to write home about um i think they need to put up gunther with
who would be a good match for i want to see gunther and rome
Yeah, that ain't happening yet.
Unless Roman's going to take that belt, too, for whatever reason.
Gunther and...
Otis.
I already did that.
I like that, man.
Some match was funny.
I like Otis.
Are we talking, like, upper card level, main event level?
Yeah.
Okay, Randy's back.
Do you think that would be good?
Would they let Randy take the dive, or would they let him win the belt?
I mean, I wouldn't be mad if that was who took the belt, but Gunta's on a roll.
Where's his little cronies?
Oh, the Imperium?
I think they've been going back and forth with each other on Raw.
They ain't seen eye to eye, so I'm assuming that's why they weren't allowed to come out with him.
That one kick, when Ms. started dropping all those kicks on it, that first kick.
kick he kicked to the side of his head that one looked like it connected hard because the rest of
them you could see he's he's holding back so i don't know maybe he did go hard with that first kick
it was shit and then uh he started going slow maybe goodter and jay um i don't know we'll see
he already fought you mackintyre didn't he yeah remember they had the triple threat at russlemania
Yeah
Him and Seamus
And the three of them
Were just beating the shit out of each other
They came out with the swords
But I mean
Miz, he's a good performer
He talks hell of shit on the mic
He's good on the mic
And he's good in the ring
But I was
Kind of hoping for Miz to do this
But it just didn't happen
So I don't know
Maybe he's gonna drop it at WrestleMania
With somebody
Excuse me
So, but...
What's his streak at?
With the belt?
Because he beat honky talk, right?
Um,
I'm trying to look.
I can't...
They always say it, but fuck, I don't remember.
Yeah, they always say Romans number and just like...
He wasn't even in it.
I don't remember the days.
I just like, it's been like four years.
It was like 1100-something.
I can't remember for Roman.
I mean, I was like, what was that big ass long commercial?
He wasn't even there.
But, all right?
All right. I was hoping for him to come out.
If he even seeing Punk go at it and he lost the punk,
I won't be mad, but I'm sure everyone else, a lot of people would be.
Oh, I'm calling it now, because punk's never, he's never main evented in WrestleMania.
He's main event at one of the nights.
I'm guaranteed that was probably something discussed in him coming back.
It would have to be a big mania match with someone.
Is it too early to say Seth?
Or maybe this, like you said, if it was a work.
But I don't know, man.
Either Seth is that good of an actor?
Yeah, you can do Seth.
You can do maybe him and Cody.
Like, look, Cody, you had me go to AEW and it was all fucked up over there.
and then you left.
That's probably why he left.
He knew the ship was going down.
I think if it was punk and Cody,
they would put on a good show.
Because I think Cody is about business,
and he's willing to put the bullshit aside.
But I don't know if they have beef.
Maybe they got AEW beef.
I don't know.
I think I read that they're cool.
Yeah, because it didn't look like Cody.
He was just more holding back.
Seth in case
shit went wild but
Cody is probably like if I was running
WWI bring them back
I mean it's a business
everyone I mean
everyone's gotta get
you gotta pay your wrestlers
and like I said man they put that shirt out
and fuck I ate that shit up and bought one
$40 for a t-shirt
had that shit ready to go
hell yeah they did they probably
use a kid they were like
release the shirt now
Oh, man.
Yeah, of course, man.
I mean, it's a business.
Everything is a business.
But are we getting paid?
I wish, but we're not.
But if any of you guys,
you want to back that truck up to the wrestling returns,
we'll take that check.
We'll write some of these matches.
Yeah, I'll sell that soul.
I'll sell my soul for a little while.
Christmas is coming.
Oh, he did give him his good shot.
Yeah, his chase face,
his chest was all red.
But when he had him into the Boston crab,
I thought he was going to break his knees.
Because Ms. was, he was,
I love it, though, when they did.
He sat down on his back on that one.
Yeah, he did.
He tried to crawl,
but then he,
as soon as he brought one knee back,
Gunther brought one knee back and put that right
and uh miz's back and his face and chest are just flat on the mad and mad just immediately started to tap
so gunter's like i'm old school with this hell yeah i love when people do old-ass moves like that
at boston crab or my favorite is still um iron sheik shiki baby the camel clutch
cam break it back and make you humble rest in peace cheeky baby
what's his name do that
Rusev
Nero
Everyone does it
There's a lot of recycled moves out there
The change
Rusef come back to the WWE
I was never a Rusef fan
I mean I wasn't even a Bray Wyatt fan
I was only I was a fan of the fiend
Is that the fiend
What was his name?
Oh
fuck is his name
oh fuck
the sports guy
oh
you guys fucking know
who we're talking about
but anyway
they gave that match
a B
and I'm cool with it
Gunther is still a champ
of course
all right
this one
did I miss something
what happened
to Ray Mysterio
I haven't been watching
the weekly
though shows
okay let me
see if I can
remember I think the confrontation between Ray and Santos ended with him attacking Ray
and Ray leg slipped into the steel steps and then I guess he Santos like kicked it or
something so he injured him which in real life Ray was injured not because of that but he
had to go have surgery so that was like a way to kind of write him off
Oh, is that why?
Carlito stepped in.
Oh, no, real quick.
When Dragon Lee, when he got thrown into the stairs and his leg was between the ring and the stairs.
And they were like, he's going to break his leg like way.
That's exactly what happened.
Yeah, and then Carlito was supposed to be in.
Yeah, which.
When we were talking about the card, last episode, we mentioned him.
And then I was like, I was like, shit, what did I miss?
here comes Dragon Lee.
Yeah, Santos attacked him and injured him.
And then Dragon Lee was like, I want to do it.
I want to honor Ray.
I want to revenge him, avenge him.
And what's his name?
The new general manager, Nick Aldous was like,
you want it?
You want it?
You got it.
But these two, man, they went hell of hard.
The match wasn't very long.
It was like just boom, boom, boom.
I thought there was going to be, I thought
was going to be more lucha stuff.
Yeah, there was a little. There wasn't like
a lot that we would want.
Man, but what's his name? Dragon Lee's
mask was killing me. That little
tassels or whatever the hell
it is that they're hanging down. Because he
kept throwing him back, throwing him back, or whipping
his head. I'm like,
if you guys do that the whole time, take him off.
I thought Escobar was about to rip his
mask off for a second. I was like, you're
pulling a little too hard when he started
dragging him around by his mask and then
when he let go, it was all stretched out.
yeah
disrespecting the mask
I love when they do
oh yeah dude it is right here he almost
pulled it off
then the ref jumped in
and pulled him off all right really quick
what is that tape did some of these wrestlers have
I just remember what's his name
Cizar always had it on
that little sports tape or whatever
what does that do
that's for people that have like
injuries like
soreness and stuff like that
well that's the case
that shit wrapped all over me
everything hurts
I forgot who used to have it
they had like a whole design on their back
and I was like damn
if you need that much you shouldn't even be wrestling
yeah
I don't know what it does man
maybe you tighten something
but shit
Cesar that's who you used to have
yeah that's what I said
yeah that element that's when I first started to see it
and then after that everyone was wearing it
and then nobody was just
are you really hurt or is this a fad
Cizaro he might have been hurt in the beginning
maybe just fuck it
I'm gonna use it
yeah after a while I think he just
got bored and started
putting tape all over his body
but this match
was pretty hard with Dragon Lee
had Santos up in the corner
on the top and then had him hanging down
then jumped up and gave him boots to the chest
he hit him hell hard
and uh Santos's head
who whipped the mat
but then he jumped up and gave him a super kick.
I love when they kick him,
because they don't just kick them and fall.
They have to do a flip.
So they're both getting this shit beating out of each other.
But again, this match went, it was good off and on.
I mean, they went hard,
but it was kind of short.
It just ended really quick.
Shit, that high knee fucking connected.
Both of them were high kneeing each other.
Then I asked about clotheslines and flips them around.
Let's see what you're talking about with him whipping the little tassels back every time.
Yeah.
I thought Dragon Lee was going to win when he had him down, but nope.
They kind of put themselves in a position because Dragon Lee is like the guy they want to be like the next Ray Mysterio.
But then you want to push Escobar as a top heel.
Yeah.
So it's kind of like who do you want to win the match?
his mask looks like the old batman cow the adam west batman but yeah man he was sitting in the corner dude
it was all stretched out he just did that flip uh santos oh slam one two three and that was it
but yeah man there was i mean they didn't go as hard as we wanted but there was there was a lot of good
action and flips and flying around in here and uh dragon lee of course i wanted to him i was
never that fan of
Santos Escobar, but
if he's gonna be the hill, he's the one that broke up
the LWO, where's
Bad Bunny? He needs to come in and beat his
ass. Oh, that'll probably happen.
Saving him from Mania.
He's jumping everybody.
The only one he didn't jump was Zalina
and she slapped the shit out of him.
He jumped out.
He jumped out. Well, this was
back in the day. This was
the Indies. He would
would have did some kind of
move on Zalina.
Can't beat up
Queen Zelina.
Oh man. Oh, I loved
when the new day
Xavier Woods and Kofi Kingston
came rolling up in the Slim Jim car.
Oh, man, they were going for it.
I like this Slim Jim commercial.
It started off the old Macho Man was in it,
but then LA night took over.
Yeah.
That was funny.
I like, I like Slim Jims.
but my gut hates me afterwards.
Oh, I hated that one stupid-ass commercial with Liv and Jay.
Credit Carver, Jay, had a big-ass hat because he's big time now.
He does everything big.
Oh.
All right.
This next match, of course, I was waiting for it.
I had my mommy shirt on it and everything.
Right during the pre-show, I was like, shit, wrestling's coming on.
I jumped in the shower, cleaned myself up through him.
She's my mommy shirt.
I was ready to go.
But this is
the women's
World Championship match.
Ria Ripley taking on Zoe Stark.
What the fuck was that shit on her face?
Not Zoe's
little claw design.
I thought it was like
military camouflage.
I don't know.
It doesn't look like it. Was she in the military?
I think
maybe she was.
let me double check
she's a little
she got a nice
like rough and tough body
like she's a little brawler
but of course
wasn't looking at her
because then mommy had to come out
and she looked awesome
I love it when her hair's all slick back
but now that she styles her hair
and everything
and she just struts out
like she is a shit because she is
but those little chaps
she was wearing I thought they were going to rip
because uh
shout out to the
he was hoping, huh?
Shout out to the camera guys.
Wardrow malfunctioned.
They were right in there.
That's when your boy came in
with this.
You got matching boost with Dom.
I like Michael Cole
because he was like, you're the only one that
wouldn't notice that.
Bailey wasn't talking shit to him.
She usually says all kinds of shit to Michael
Cole.
This is business tonight.
I loved when Bailey was
I don't know business
Bailey or whatever when she had the glasses
and the
when she was hurt talk show
I loved all that
and I loved how she would just come
bumrust the
the announcement table and sit down
and it just started talking about she had
Michael Cole's name in the back
of her head yeah
he was like
what do you two got going on
I don't know she was lighting them up
all the time and then
it just kind of it died out
but yeah these two man they they they were gonna rough each other up and they did man
i thought zozie stark man she's good in the ring and she's rough and tough she seems like
she's a little street brawler uh and of course mommy i mean and she would if she's gonna drop the
belt it would it better not be to charlotte damn it um but uh charles was what four did they say
14 times or 15 i can't remember she's that would be 20 times she's she's in the double digits
on winning a belt
being the women's champ
because it seems like every time there's a new belt
it's given Charlotte. It's like she's
the new belt girl or something.
So,
but yeah, because Zoe Stark,
she started out stronger this thing because she's
beating the shit out of her out of mommy.
Kicked her out of the ring, came off
the top rope and jumped on her
on the outside of the ring.
And mommy was getting thrown all over the place.
She fucking grabs her and throws her back
in the ring. And then she just
back in. She does a springboard off the top
rope, kicks Mommy in the chest
and she goes down. Damn, she
was selling it good. I love
when they oversell it
because it just looks goofy, but
I've always loved that. The rock was
king of overselling shit.
I watched this video.
I guess he did it to
like, would he take to stunner?
That was the best.
He did it. He took it that way
because he would try to make
Austin laugh in the ring.
yeah because i was watching this at one time and he even said he goes yeah the rock
he goes yeah he goes he's just he was always trying to make me laugh and it made me laugh
just put a big smile on my face because he just like really really went overboard with it i love
how he would do the flip and push off with his hands and jump and i guess that's where the people's
elbow came from because when he did it it was to make the undertaker laugh
well you do it works and it worked
because I thought Mommy was going to be down for a while because Zoe,
she flipped her on the outside of the ring on the,
on the frame.
And Mommy just took a fucking hard one,
like right on the top of her head.
Because when she did that flip,
she like hit her head right on the top,
on the frame on the,
on the apron.
She lost her gauge to her ear.
And what was that little,
corkscrew move that Zoe did.
I thought that was cool when she climbed up on it.
She bounced off the top of the rope and did that.
What they call it the corkscrew centon or something?
Oh, that was a shout out to the camera guy right there because when she, Zoe Stark went in for the pin,
Mommy's leg went up and I don't know.
There was something down there on her leg.
I don't know if it was a tattoo or what.
but something was there.
Only buddy Matthews knows.
Yeah, they're getting married.
They're only seeing each other for like two weeks
and now they're getting married.
Come on, man.
You don't deserve Mommy.
He'll probably beat my ass for saying that.
Smart move on his behalf.
Yep.
Got two checks coming in.
But yeah, fucking Zoe sold that shit too
because when Mommy grabbed her and threw her into,
They were on the outside of the ring, threw her into the ring post.
Zoe hit that shit and spun like a top in the air,
then dizzled on the crown.
I thought they were going to go crashing into the breakaway corner,
but that didn't happen this one.
I mean, they'd do that a billion times,
but I'm going to go back to when Mommy came running through
and crashed into Kevin Owens.
That was amazing.
But yeah, man, this, I mean, this match was good.
They went hard.
It didn't slow up.
I don't know who's doing the grading over at CBS Sports.
They give us a B.
I'm only giving it an A just because I love Mommy.
Even she was in the ring for like two minutes.
She still would have got an A for looking hella good.
But she does her job, man.
She fucking beast a shit out of you.
I mean, she's a strong woman.
I see those videos of her in the gym.
She's stronger than me.
I know that.
She probably picked me up and body slammy.
And I would let it happen.
But, yeah.
Fuck, I keep forgetting her name.
I remember her last name is Smith.
The female
ref, the young black woman.
God damn it,
now I'm not going to be able to sleep until
I remember her name. I know her last name is
Smith.
Women refs.
And her name is
Jessica.
What? I thought her last name
was Smith.
Aja Smith. Okay, I am right.
that was her she was out there looking good too i didn't see her in a while she wasn't uh she didn't
do any ref in the last uh event so but yeah i mean again yeah this match it went pretty good
it it went the distance it wasn't like a super fast one because i thought some of these uh
the little mid card stuff i thought it would go slow just because of the war games
uh the opening one and then the
main event with the guys. I figured that would go, those would have to go a little bit longer because of what was going on in it. But this one, this one went pretty hard. Fuck when, um, when, uh, Mommy had Zoe Stark laying flat face down and grabbed the back of her arms. And then she picked her up a little and then took her boot and just boom, pushed her down, face first onto the mat. She does it a couple times, but that first time, her face just slammed into the, um, into the mat hell hard.
Shout out to her, man. She sold that shit good and bounced right back up because then mommy did it do her again.
But didn't, wasn't Jessica wanted to be a wrestler? I think she will at some point.
I think she was and then she just ended up being her, it wasn't working out.
I get more screen time being a ref.
We all know she can do a stunner.
That was the best. Shout to Sammy Zane. He sold.
that shit good.
I think that was last year, earlier this year.
But yeah, Mommy ended up
pulling it out at the end.
She, I mean, again, Zoe
Stark, man, she started off rough and
tough, but then she started getting
this shit beating out of her. Because when Mommy
took her up to the top of the rope,
and they just fucking choke slammed her, and she
like did that flip, and
she just boom, hit hell of hard,
but then she jumped right back up.
And then, Zoe,
he kicked Mommy in the fucking neck, and
she sold that shit elegant she just folded forward and that fell over to the ground
tried the pin but that shit didn't work i love her makeup that shit's awesome
but they kept kicking each other in the head uh this whole time yeah
i don't know if there were mistakes or they just planned it obviously they do plan it
because i remember watching um oh uh i was watching i was watching an interview with
ricky the dragon steamboat um and he was talking
and they were talking about
randy macho man
randy savage when they the
wrestling mania um
ressomania three match to me
it's probably the greatest match ever
if you guys haven't seen it in my lifetime
of what I saw live as a kid growing up watching wrestling
he said that um
macho man was all about let's let's work this good
let's work this good and he was saying that all right
we're going to do this and we're going to do that we're going to do this and this and
this and then that and ricky was like
fuck man i don't know if i remember
all that and then he macho was like sorry man just work with me and that fucking match was brilliant
it was awesome uh during russomania i show that to my son and he didn't he knew who macho man
was man because of bone saw from spider man uh but he never really seen him like in action i told this
bone saws ready this is the greatest match ever and he was he was like wow he had never seen
it before so he was all about it uh rest in peace uh macho man yeah
Yeah, Mommy, she ended up pulling that shit out in the end.
But, I mean, shout out to Zoe.
She was beating the shit out of her.
But, yeah, she always ends it with, what the fucks her move?
Oh, the riptide.
I almost said the eradicator.
She is the eradicator.
Yeah, the riptide.
I like how Zoe was going to do her version of the go to sleep.
And how Rhea just flipped right into grabbing her knee and reversing it.
Yeah.
But she fucking German
Suplexed Mommy right in the back of her head.
She bounced back hell fast.
She can sell
moves.
Hell of good.
That's another thing she does good.
I mean,
I mean,
this was a good mass between them two.
Again,
I don't know who's grading this shit.
This shit was an A.
Because they were going fucking super hard.
And I love every time.
Love that.
Yeah.
When the camera goes in
close to,
to Mommy and just her expressions
on her face.
face of just shock or hurt or disbelief or whatever.
And I think it was Michael Cole that said in her,
in her, when she was coming in.
That he was like, if you look at the definition of a superstar,
you see a picture of her.
I agree, because I feel like she's like the total package.
He said, yeah, if you Google Superstar,
she's going to pop up.
I did.
Nope, she didn't pop up.
But I wanted to.
Let me try it again.
I was on my phone.
let me see
superstar no
we got the movie superstar
with Molly Shannon
I love that movie
Superstar
But yeah
Fucking
Mommy picked her up
And um
Rip Tide
slammed her
Hella hard
And that was it
But
Yeah
Zoe man
She got the shit
And of course
Mommy always has to talk
Hell of shit
She's leaning in
With the bell in her face
And I just
Trying to hold her back
But that was a good match, man.
They went pretty hard, man, and I loved it.
But on to the main event,
the men's war games match.
The, not damage plan, fucking the judgment day.
Finn Baller, El Signor, Money in the Bank,
Damien Priest, Drew McIntyre,
Dominic Mysterio, Dirty Dom, and J.D. McDonough,
taking on Cody Rhodes, Seth Rob,
Collins, main event, Jay Uso, Sammy Zane, and the Viper, the return of the Viper, Randy Orton.
Drew McIntyre made it clear.
He is not in the judgment day.
He's just on the team.
He just wanted to beat up Seth.
Because they went and went at it.
Yeah, the storyline was for him.
He wanted Jay.
because his family's the reason why he's not champion.
I was like he wasn't even there.
It was a clash at the castle or whatever it was.
He was out of it by then.
He never apologized.
I was like, get over it.
All right, really quick.
I just learned this word,
last week when my son and I went to the movies,
I don't know, some commercial they showed.
it was like a
courtroom and whatever
they were saying, the lady that
types everything down
that's being said. Someone said
yeat.
Oh, you don't know, yeat?
No, but my son was like, why are they putting this in a
commercial? Now this, this
that's saying like died
fucking 2016, he said.
Yeah, that was back when
the videos were coming out,
people running up behind girls
and grabbing, grabbing their hair, going,
yeah and I was like he was like no one says that anymore and I was like okay it was the first time I ever heard it I mean that's how old I am everyone
Jay brought it back yeah he did he came out in the yeet shirt and everything he does yeat yeat every hit every kick every chop
whatever and I was like all right cool and then I told my son I said yeah I said look mate look at his shirt
and he was like he goes I that I was hell old I said well it's working for there because everyone
one's yelling it but yeah the first the first two in the ring or in the cage was fin
baller and set ralins and they went at it for a while they went at it for at least five minutes
before the next person uh came in and the bad blood between these two only in the show um yeah
they went for it man they were beating the hell out of each other uh i'm for the judgment day
i'm still mad at set for breaking up the shield and doing the heist of the century when he became
the world champ at WrestleMania
33 or 4
or 2
I don't fucking remember
I think it was 32
I was surprised there was never no footage
of Roman's family
allegedly
thinking they were coming to see him win the title
and then seeing him lose
and throw chairs and flipping tables
I think that was the last time
that Roman came through the crowd
because there was no love
he got into it with a couple of people that's
that was a long walk
from way up there through the crowd
and that bitch ass Santa Clara 49th stadium
anyway so yeah these two man
they would
they would beat the hell out of each other
bad backs or not
and they would take advantage of them because there was times
when they were a whipping this shit out of
Seth Rounds in the back
with the chairs or candle sticks
and they kept going his back
I was like shut up man
obviously you don't hurt
he keeps wrestling
but what did you think of this one
I thought it wasn't as good as the women's
but they went hard in this match
and I just didn't like
they were just trying to sell this
like Seth was like where the hell's
Randy Cody I trusted you
I trusted you you know
they were trying to sell this whole
like Seth is about to switch on everybody
you can see Cody in the ring telling him
just just for one night
trust me for one night
I was like you know Randy's music
gonna hit at the very end
yeah because even after the timer
hit jumping forward even after the timer ended
I know you got happy
it didn't it didn't immediately
come out they were like
still kind of looking at each other
Like, what's going on?
But I know you got happy when Mommy's music hits.
Oh, yeah.
Her music hit, I was like, ah!
She came running out with the money in the bank case.
I did like that because I was like, are we about to do it right now?
Yeah, I thought so, too.
About to have a match in the match?
Yeah, that would have been awesome, but then it took away from Damien's priests.
But they kept saying, like, he kept telling everybody, this is not the plan.
this is not the plan.
I was like, what is the plan?
And then when Mommy came out, I was like, I got you.
Be the shit.
I have everybody beat the shit out of Seth and then cash in.
Because, yeah, when she came running out and hot-ass Jessica was right on her tail.
And they watched, he's got it in.
And then Jessica grabbed the case and went, are you catching it in?
Then.
That was weird.
Randy Ordon's music hit.
Everybody went, ah!
Then they just like were flung it.
It went oh well.
Yeah, that was so strange
because she just
Ria yelled it so many times
and then she just looked at Damienes like,
are you cashing it in?
I think he's cashing it in.
Let me ask him again.
I fucking hate it.
It doesn't matter who caches it in.
They take fucking forever
to do it.
Are you sure?
What?
They look back and forth at each other.
Is this what you want to do?
Yeah.
And then they announce it,
he's going to cash it in.
he's going to cash it in and then nothing happens or something happens to avoid it i mean the one that
was funny was i think it was a week ago was no it was a couple weeks ago uh the one in the crown jewel
yeah when damien came in because it was that was his fault because he was talking he was like
i'm going to cash it in i'm going to beat his ass and then i'm going to be the world champion
I mean, I want him to cash it in and win, not waste it.
So you don't want him to do a Damien Sandow?
No.
I have a feeling that now that this whole punk situation and Seth is all mad,
I think he's going to lose the belt and then disappear for a while.
I don't know.
Maybe.
You think maybe they'll have a match where his money in the bank briefcase will be at stake
and they'll take it off of him and give it to somebody else?
No, fuck that, man.
I mean, don't let him officially win it and then just give it away to someone.
No, fuck that.
Either cash it in and win or just cash it in and lose.
I don't know.
But make it good before you lose it.
don't lose it to some fucking
to nothing
but yeah once
jd mcdonna i mean
what they call them the irish
irish ace
yeah
um
his dumb ass hair i hated it
well everybody had braids
just cut it well no
not never mind not everybody
because dom
don't have that mullet gone
oh nice his mother was fresh
come on jd you ain't no dirty dom
but when they had to
they had to
sell it because he's
had outfits matching with everybody
and had the little bandanas.
When
they had
JD and Finn Baller
Finn Baller, Finn Ballard had a
candlestick and they roughed up Seth
Rollins and they had him hanging on
the upper half hanging on
to the second rope and
McDonner was holding his legs and then
Finn Baller came down and
whosh hit him with the candlestick in the back
and his back! He's got the
injury. I'm like, shut up.
His back don't hurt.
My back hurts and I don't even get thrown around in the ring.
Yeah, because those two, I mean, the judgment day, they had two guys in there.
They were beating the shit out of Seth.
But then here comes, excuse me, main event, J.
Yeat, whatever. I don't know. Fuck. That's stupid.
Even my son was alive. He was like, why? Don't ask me.
See, my daughter would. That's something my daughter would have a problem with.
that she'd say the same thing that died seven years ago.
But she's a fan of the Uso, so she's letting it slide.
I am too, but I'm like, come on.
Again, I just learned this word, like, last week when we went to the movies,
because I didn't know.
I never really paid attention to that commercial until he was like,
no one says that anymore.
Yeah, but she's really starting to get into wrestling.
She asked, because I showed her the doctor of Thuganomics.
and she is just like why is he not this guy still
and I'm like he's old now
Eric he was he was all about wrestling
when he was a kid so he knows everyone
but every now and then he'll go who is this
if it's somebody new someone from
NXT because every time
when Brock Leisure was coming he goes he's still
wrestling every now and then
oh that's kind of like us he's still in the main
event
hey he's hiding somewhere he'll come back
at some point. He'll be back
tomorrow on raw.
He'll fight punk.
And the Undertaker will come back too
and then beat punk. That would be bullshit.
No, he did beat punk.
I don't know. Undertaker,
I love you, but come on, bro.
Yeah, Undertaker. He took Undertaker's urn, remember?
Took Undertaker's power.
Yeah, rest in peace,
Paul Bair.
But yeah, man, again, these guys went hard
because even when Jay, he got in there, man.
He was fucking, he was all over the place.
And then once they turned on him and started beating this shit out of him,
he was taking it, man.
But when they tried to suplex him, when they flipped him over,
hella slow.
And then Seth came running up and grabbed them and placed them down easily.
And then they super kicked McDona and Finn Ballard.
I was like, come on.
Could have moved a little bit quicker.
Because, yeah, once they turn the tables on them,
they start beating the hell out of those two.
and JD McDowell, I think out of everyone, out of this whole, he was the one, again, he's the new guy, they beat this shit out of him.
The whole match.
He got some good hits in and everything, but he got fucked up because, yeah, at that very last ending when Randy came in, dude, I'll give him, man.
These guys are a stuntman.
I jump into the head.
I felt like for the past months we've just been talking about how just JD's just been getting fucked up left and right.
he does i mean because yeah even every time he comes in and interferes and everything they end up beating
the shit at him on the outside of the ring he sells it too yeah i mean he's he's good at i don't like
him but he's good at what he does he can he can take these heart bumps he can do what he needs
to do in the ring so i mean who knows eventually maybe i'm gonna turn oh now he's badass so
i don't know how did like dominic in the beginning i was like he's just fucking there because of
his dad now. I love him. As soon he became
Dirty Dom, oh man, he's
awesome. Going back
to Santos, he was like,
maybe Dom was right about his
dad. Yeah.
Next in the ring
was fucking Elsinio money
in the bank. I don't know what the fuck he was
when. Yeah, come on, someone's got to get mad with these
purple rags hanging out of everyone's
pockets.
Somebody go from front of.
Yeah. Just don't go out.
to the street with that shit.
I never like his
ring attire when he comes in.
It's always some... It was better
when he was in NXT.
Yeah.
I don't like that one ring gear
when I started hating on it when he was an all-white.
Oh, come on.
Yeah. Wasn't that WrestleMania?
Yeah. The
WrestleMania when there was no one there.
I didn't like Rio when she was
in all-white.
I didn't like it either, but I let us
slide but
fucking damn yeah damien priest came in
with those um
retractable retractable uh those
I don't know if it was metal yeah
aren't those illegal
well maybe not in Illinois
I know I can't have him in California
because I asked
you can't have them up here either
I was in um
the mini mart down in the res and
I saw a sheriff's guy and I was asking
him I was like is that one of those little
tons he was like yeah and he pulled it out was and he went he flipped it around and then handed it to me
and i went i said i know you guys can have them i said but can i he's like nah it's against the law
i went oh okay i just wanted to make sure and he was like why why do you need one and i always tell
everyone i'm on this highway from my house to rino was a 90 mile run should have asked him why
you selling one i just he asked me when he asked me i just said i'm on that road all the
time and at all hours of the night sometimes and I've seen some risky things.
And he's like, oh, no, he goes, these are illegal.
You can't have me.
He goes, Nevada, I know you can have them.
I said, yeah, because my friend has them.
And they went, well, he goes, they from Nevada?
I said, yeah.
So, but I don't know, maybe the laws of change.
This is a long time ago.
But I know in California, you can't have shit.
So, but follow the rules, everyone.
Everybody like having knives there.
Oh, yeah.
I got a knife on me.
but that's about it
it's got it's got to be like a little pocket
knife it can't be those
big rambo knives that I want
I mean the blades only got to be so long
so
because I mean there was times that I got
pulled over for speeding
or whatever and
is there any weapons in the car
I said I got a pocket knife on my glove compartment
and they go eh that's all right
but I mean
I'm truthful
I mean who knows I don't know if someone's
gonna have a bad day and start
digging
threw all the trash in my truck and then find this pocket knife.
I got a story, but that's the whole different show.
But what's the clock run?
Then here comes Sammy Zane.
And everyone's thought, ah, I hated Sammy Zane in the beginning too.
When I loved it when he got this shit beaten out of him by Kevin Owens in NXT.
But once he did, it was the honorary ouse and all that, and he was part of the bloodline.
I love that run
But now I like Sammy Zane
He does what he does
And he's good
So but
I like this caveman
Samy Zane
I didn't like it when he was clean cut
And everything
Now he's all wild man
But he's all over the place
He's good
I don't think
I don't think he can do the heel
But if he does
Who knows maybe
I did not like when he did
The heel thing
I didn't see
It didn't seem like
the heel. I mean,
of course he was... I'm talking about when he was
the... You remember when before the whole
bloodline thing when he was
not even wrestling, he would come out with, like,
Shinskay, and the whole
conspiracy theory, everybody's
against him thing.
That was stupid. I didn't buy it.
Like, it's just not
you. Yeah, I'm glad
they went away from that. And
whatever they're doing with them now is working.
Made me like him, and I hated him in the beginning.
Yeah, once he came in all fresh, he started beating up everyone.
There was a, he threw fucking Davian Priest in the middle on the hard, the metal part,
and then jumped on top of him and started booting him to the chest up and down.
He picks up fucking Finn Baller and slammed him.
Everybody's laying on the ground dead, but someone's got to jump up to fight him.
Excuse me.
And then he climbs up to the top rope.
excuse me
fuck man
still got that cough man
you all right
yours gone
yeah but now
my daughter's sick now
kind of just
moving for one person
to the next
in his house
yeah man
that's how it goes
it looked like
Sammy was about to jump
off the top rope
on the Finn Ballard
but then he stopped
and starts climbing up the top
and then fucking
JD comes along
and starts
trying to get him
and then Sammy Zane
grabs him
and
slams his head into the cage and then he falls and
uh takes a shot to the balls on the top rope and then flips and sells that shit right back
into the ring does sammy like pull the pipe off the cage yeah he pulled the pipe off
and then he came down and got jadie mcdonner and then he slammed um fin baller in the gut with it
and then he bounces off the rope and then fucking clubs damien priest and get it got everyone
hyped up and then he just throws it down and then does the ultra
are we supposed to believe that sammy's that strong that he just tore the cage apart
i don't know man it looked like it was just placed
there because he just reaches up and then pulls it out and then starts swinging it
it oh like come on your boy cori was confused he's like is that a pipe
oh man it's like what else is it they'd probably kick me out of there i was thinking this if i ever just
had tickets to
and right behind them
I'd be talking hell of shit
they'd throw me out
where's your wife Corey
yeah you don't deserve her
oh congratulations
to them though
because I think she just gave birth
he's got other kids from his first wife
doesn't he?
Yeah before he had his
what does Jada call it
entanglement with Parmela
she never calling her
home wreaker
man, it wasn't her.
I mean,
it takes two to tango.
But I don't know
for what he was saying.
He was in the middle
of getting separated.
I think he has like
three or four kids
with the other one.
He better be making hell
of money doing this.
But yeah,
all right,
here comes Drew McIntyre.
He comes stomping in.
Yeah,
I need to know if that's a work
or not, man.
I just gotta fucking know now.
Because once he fucking got
in the ring, dude,
he fucking went
after everyone. He grabbed Sammy Zane and
fucking almost threw him out of the cage. He just
threw him across the ring, hell of hard.
Then he goes over to Seth and has his legs
behind him and then
slams him right on top of
Sammy Zane. I love
how he just beats the shit at everyone
and then just walks to his
next victim. There's another run
doesn't do anything. Confronting
Jay right now. Yeah.
He's going through the
ropes hella slow. Jay's
crawling hella slow. Like he's
all beat up and hurt. He brought it back. Every time
he's hitting Drew, everybody's going,
Yeat. Takes a shirt off, puts it on
Drew, punches him, yeats. Oh, man.
I thought he was going to fucking throw it into the crowd or tear it up
or wrap it around
his neck. I want someone to call him out,
nobody says this anymore and then tears
and tears it off him or something.
Come on. Write that
that shit in.
He was doing the fucking rock moves.
Oh,
which I love.
Well, I mean, it doesn't matter who does it.
I just love that move.
And I remember my buddy was doing that shit.
He was, we're at a show and everyone was going,
we're at a hardcore show.
You guys go to hardcore shows.
You know, they're hardcore dancing.
He was doing that shit.
He was just slapping everybody.
I was like, what are you doing?
He was, man, I was the rock for a minute.
He goes, I can't wait.
wait until I rock bottom someone I said not in a fucking show man everyone's having fun but he's out
there doing those spin kicks and everything those you that know they go to hardcore shows
yeah be careful when you're out there anyway but yeah he fucking went drew back in that
I picked up jay and push threw him head first into the cage he sold that shit good too
of course they put their hands in front of them and then they hit their heads against the
back of our hands and everything
I hate that
1D
I think I read
The Dudley signed a
What do they call it a legends contract
With WWE
What they can't call it
3D
No no I'm saying like there
Might be coming back
I thought
Devon couldn't do it because one of the interviews
They were talking to
It came out of retirement
Oh, he did?
Yeah.
Because they were, well, this interview is that is kind of old.
He was like, I don't think Devon's in the shape to do it again because Bubba's still wrestling.
Yeah, he's, uh, or bully Ray.
Bully Ray, yeah.
Yeah, he's still doing it.
Yeah, I think I think I read the going on one last run.
Shit, bring it on.
I'd like to go to see this.
Fucking.
All right, here comes Cody Rhodes.
He came in all nice and fresh and just started beating.
the shit out of the judgment day
because everyone else is just laying
there all hurt everyone
on his team
Jay's laying in the court
JD
everyone did I mean you gotta pay your dues
man these guys have been in it for a while
and then
they even said it
and during the
press conference
because they were saying that
his dad's the one that
that started the war games
and he said he didn't
really realize it until
he was running it into the ring
like shit my dad started all this
and then he jumps into the
ring and he fucking he pulls in the
the bull rope
with the cowbell on it and they fucking
go to work grabbing the belt
like where's Randy
you promised
what do you mean you don't know where he is
fucking Finn Ballard got hit with the bell in the head
Seth went think you heard it rings
too
Yeah, they're cussing each other.
Where's we shut up?
And then now they're beating the shit out of a Damien priest.
And Dirty Dom, here he comes.
He goes running it.
And he goes to work right on Seth.
Beats him up.
Then he goes over to tackle Jay, starts hitting him.
And then he runs over to Sammy Zane.
Starts dropping foot on him.
Then he crawls over the next ring.
And he goes after Cody Rhodes.
gives him
What's that
Suplex?
Oh fuck
Excuse me everyone
Because he starts throwing
Cody Rhodes around
Like his dad
Eddie Guerrero
He tried to do the little
Quick little shuffle
And then fucking everyone jumps in the ring
What do they call it?
The three amigos
Yeah
He jumps up
And he gets it
Fucking Damien
Preeters is laying in a corner
are dead everyone else is in the other
rank
that is one thing
in war games when you're dead
you're dead
you're just in a corner somewhere
all four of them started
fucking uh they fucking bumrushed uh dirty
dom and they all started just fucking kicking him
he gets beat up now everyone's coming
to life and they're all starting to throw each other
around
they're kicking the table over into that one
looks like Damien priest
no, Jay Usso's over there, beating them up.
And then they break out the table and set it over in the corner.
Fucking Cody Rose is beating this shit out of Dirty Dom.
Sammy and Seth are putting the table in the corner.
Oh, Damien Preeze is still.
Oh, he's crawling in the background.
He's like holding him.
What's his name?
JD was like, good.
I'm glad Tom's in here.
Y'all can beat him up for a while.
He's just laid there.
But then he jumps up.
He was dead, but when they picked up Dom, he immediately jumps up he
immediately jumps up hella fast and then everyone starts going to work on each other.
It's like the judgment they just came back to life.
They took a little breather, beating the hell out of all of them.
Fucking his hair, man, I hate it.
JD, he's got long hair, but he's got like the sides braided.
I guess to keep it out of his, I don't know, something stupid.
And fucking
Drew McIntyre
They were him and Damian Preeter staring at each other for something
But they were getting ready to
Chokeslam Seth Rollins and
Sammy Zane
Because they both like
Grabbed them in the throat
Now fucking Drew grabs Seth and Cody Rhodes
He's getting ready to
And he fucking they slam them
Power slams both of them
And now they go over their force
They're looking no who they're looking for
Everyone's dead
on the floor judgment day all get oh this is when they all get up in the corners all four corners
you know what this made me think of what right ready to rumble oh it's a four corner massacre
no what's uh sinclair must have got to him you do we did to that movie i love that movie
that's that's a sweet moon saw by uh j d yeah
beat everyone up they bring out of the table
and they're setting it up
but it doesn't
nothing happens because they pick up
Damien Preeze picks up
what's he call that or no
he does throw him through the table the
um
the
I think they still call it the Razors Edge
I think he just keeps it that way
for Scott Hall
I thought he called it something else first
I think he did
but I think
after
after he passed
Yeah, out of respect for them.
I think they just call it to Razors' Edge.
Yeah, okay.
That's when they threw Seth through the table and everyone was laying there dead.
And then the timer hit, so they were waiting for Randy Orton to come out.
But then fucking Mommy's music hit and here she goes running down there with Jessica.
And she's like, come on, come on.
And Seth's laying there holding the back of his head.
And Ajah's just like, what the fuck's happening?
And that's when they run over there like, like, hey, you're going to catch it in?
Are you going to catch it in for real?
And then they're like what?
And then fucking Randy's music hit and everyone,
and here comes the viper.
Just strolling out.
And they were all fresh because he just comes in.
Everyone else is laying their dead.
So, I mean, fucking five of them couldn't take him down.
All right.
What happened to Randy Orton?
I think he, there was a shoulder injury.
Oh, I thought they said something about he had some.
like misplayer
tourniated discs or
something I don't know it was something
but I know they were talking like it was
it could have been
retirement for him
because how long it was taken
because he's been in this for a long time
yeah
well yeah dirty dom comes first
and he starts giving him clotheslines
why didn't they all attack him
it's like a martial arts movie
He fucking power slams
Dirty Dom and then J.D. comes running and he does the same thing to him,
slams him into the fucking side of the cage, does that to Dirty Dom.
He bounces, but, ooh, luckily he grabbed the Roker.
He hit that pipe.
And fucking throws Finn Baller, gets him into the DDT.
I love this move.
No one does it better than Jake the Snake.
I love when he does it.
He fucking DDT.
Finn Baller.
He's still on one side of the ring.
Drew McIntyre and
Damian Priest are on the other side.
I don't know why they
everyone just rush
him at once. And then
I love when they fucking
pile on someone and then whoever's in the middle
goes, ah! And everyone goes flying off.
But here comes
Seth, not Seth Rounds.
Drew McIntyre.
He comes crawling in
all slow. Getting ready to
face.
off with the Viper.
And fucking what's his name?
Damian Priest, he could have came running in,
but he's slowly coming in too.
But yeah, fucking
they start going at it. They double team
Randy Orton and they kind of just
throw him, beat him down in the corner for a second.
And they start dropping
kicks. Here comes dirty down.
He's trying to get in the action. And JD
jumps up and then they all start dropping little kicks
on him. And everyone's still
over on the other side laying there.
They're dead because the whole judgment day is over on
one ring and they're all stomping
Randy, but here comes everyone.
They all just, ah, start
fucking throwing each other all over the ring.
They threw a couple of guys over to the next.
I thought this part was cool.
They get everyone into the middle.
The judgment day, they got them all into the middle
and start beating them down.
And then they string them up for
a five-way DDT.
All of them.
It was cool.
I mean, whatever, man. It worked.
I mean, we knew where it was going.
But it looked cool when they did it.
Because they all had everyone.
Face off with Jay now.
Because he gets in,
slams them all down.
Yeah,
Randy's getting everyone hyped.
I think he might be a little ahead of me.
But yeah,
this is when he faces off.
He turns around.
He starts hearing the voices in his head.
And Damien Preeze is crawling back over on his side.
Dom's over there.
Jay's laying there beat up in the corner.
So he's over there trying to get everyone up.
Excuse me.
At first I thought he was going to fucking do it to Jay, but it didn't happen.
He keeps pointing at him.
I don't know what he's saying.
I don't remember what he was saying to him.
I'm sure the bloodline did him wrong too.
Damien Priest tries to run in, but Jay jumps up and super kicks him.
Dirty Dom comes and there Buzh, RKO.
He gets him.
Hell of good.
Fucking Seth Rawlins comes back to life and they drop kick him.
Cody Rose with the Cody cutter on Finn Baller.
The Huluva kick.
He gets Drew McIntyre.
He comes a splash off the top from Jay Uso.
So Sammy and Cody are up on their feet.
I don't know.
Cody's on the knee.
Seth is trying to crawl up,
but his back hurts, I guess.
And then JD,
J.D. McDonough gets up.
up and he's like oh fuck and they're all looking at him and he's like oh fuck it then he goes trying
to climb out of the top uh the cage but fucking sammy's in grabs him setth rowan climbs up on top of him
he starts climbing up to the top of the cage uh jadie mcdonna's just sitting there and everyone's
ready and i was like uh-oh i thought randy was going to climb up but he's standing at the
bottom looking up and uh everyone everybody in the place was on their feet and they were like ah
So they knew where it was going.
And again, like I said, man, I got to give it to J.D. McDonough, other thing, him getting his
ass kicked this whole time.
I don't know how high this cage is, but it looks fucking pretty high.
But they pick him up.
And then he just basically jumps off right into an RKO.
Yeah, I like how he perfectly dove.
He sold it, though, good, man.
You figured it had been a one, two, three on him because he was the one laying there.
And they just left him there because then they go after Dave.
Damien Priest and Cody Rhodes gives them the crossroads.
Damian Priest goes down.
Randy Orton still up.
Sammy Zane and Seth Rollins are still up on top of the cage.
I thought they were going to come jumping in, but they just stayed up there.
I don't know if they knew what was coming or what.
I don't know.
Maybe it was.
Maybe they didn't.
I don't know.
But they're still in there kind of celebrating.
It didn't even end yet, did it?
No.
They were just laying,
oh,
Jay's up.
Well,
no,
J's with them.
They were still
walking around.
See,
he could have pinned someone.
Everybody was laying
their dead.
Seth Rollins and
Sammy Zane start crawling down.
And then,
uh,
they're just hugging each other.
Who are they going after?
And J.D.
McDonough is laying there.
He's somebody could have come with one of them.
They killed him.
So,
he was kind of moving.
And everyone was just doing
Was that it?
Yeah, the
Crossroads to Damien and that was it
Oh, okay, fuck
I'll say, did I miss it?
All right, well, that was it
It was to pin somebody
And then, uh, oh, there it was.
I don't understand why it was a crossroads
On priests for the wind.
And they, oh, okay, shit.
All right, I must have not been paying attention
after Crossroads, I mean, I just went right into a pin.
And everyone's hooting and hollering,
celebrating. I don't know why they didn't have Randy Orton's music playing,
because Cody Rhodes' music hit and everyone's,
everyone's hooting and hollering.
It's his team, and then everybody got to do the part, you know,
in Cody's song, everybody goes, hey.
Yeah, so they're doing.
And this is when seeing punk's music hit.
And then all hell broke loose.
we didn't see.
Yeah, there goes the
copyright thing in the corner.
I think it's over.
But,
I just mentioned,
like I said, I just mentioned it on the last
episode. That'd be fucking awesome if he comes.
I didn't think it was going to happen.
I mean, I was waiting for Stephanie to come walking out.
When he came walking out,
man, I lost it.
I mean, I got excited.
excited when his music hit like everyone else, but I didn't want to believe it until we saw him.
And he comes strutting out.
And I was waiting for him to jump into the crowd like he did when he came out of AEW, but there's no ramps.
He just he just came walking flat out, soaking it all up.
Cool.
There was in Chicago.
I mean, none of us knew this was going to happen.
There was a lot of speculation and conspiracy theories on why he would come and why he wouldn't.
Ryback was one of them. I mean, I like the big guy. Don't get me wrong.
But even punk's there. I think that's probably why the beef with him and Ryback, because he said that he didn't, he didn't work good. This was punk's words.
He was unsafe. Yeah. He was Nyad Jackson people.
Ooh, Nyjacks. So juicy. Anyway.
But yeah, everyone, that is WWE Survivor Series. We have, what's the next one?
on January
huh? Oh, there's
an NXT deadline
in a couple weeks
that's the last
pre-
whatever PLE
pay per view
whatever the hell they call it
I know
oh yeah he did
fucking throw his phone out of him
out of his hand
yeah because he was like Chicago
Chicago oh shit
he walks over to the other side
and jumps in
and starts giving those
guys hooked i mean those fans they were hyped i mean there was booze because when when the cm punk
chance started before earlier in the in the card and someone everyone's like going to see i'm punk and
then you heard boo you heard a lot like it was a lot of that so i assume the booze was probably
some from the people that from chicago but but when he came out and the place blew up
shit i don't remember j being on top of the the cage all right when he came out i'm not
to miss that was the pain of attention the hype up the crowd his yeat his yeat stuff again everyone
that words new to me so i don't know but apparently to the younger generation to what do they
call this gen the i don't know i'm jenn i'm the best i'm gen i'm generation x or whatever it is
i'm one of the old guys but again this this was cool man i mean the uh the uh guntz
and the Miz, it was okay.
I mean, they had some good spots,
but it wasn't nothing to write home about.
But, I mean, I got to go with the opening match
with the women's war games.
I mean, they fucking, they brought the house down.
So, but that is it, everyone, for Survivor Series,
war games, 23.
And when's the NXT one?
I don't know the date.
I know they said in a couple weeks
So
Double check
NXT deadline
Is December 9th
All right
We'll be back with that
Probably be the last one for the year
We'll give you some other stuff
To tie you over until the next one
Just got to watch some other stuff
I need to get cable again
I know that and I'm missing everything
But
really quick before we get at
are you a fan of the squid game
yeah
did you watch that uh squid game challenge
yeah me and my daughter ran through the
what first five episodes
i thought it was just a five episode series
and that was gonna be it and i was like
they left you on the cliffhanger
yeah it's not we're not getting the rest until
it was it next month
no no next week
no yeah
a few days from now
because uh i started watching it and in my
son was, what is this? I said, it's a reality show.
It's a quick game. So he sat down and we zipped through
all five episodes.
And then I'm like, when it got to the
fifth episode, and then it
just ended, I was like, ah!
And then it said, it's good, man.
You're watching it, and you're just like,
you're rooting for some
people, you're hating
other people, and then people make
decisions, and you're just like, no,
why'd you do that?
Oh, man.
I called dumbass Spencer.
Pick the umbrella.
Thinking the other people can help him out.
And he was like,
I don't know if they were paying some of these people.
I guarantee you some of those people were acting because they were going way overboard.
They were trying to sell it just a little too hard.
But I like what's going on.
At first I thought, I mean, I knew they were going to get.
killed if you guys have seen squid game i first i thought somebody was shooting them with paintballs but
then i saw i saw a clip they had little like explosive things that they wore around their necks under
their shirts i was like oh okay because i was like because when that that first the red light green light
thing and then fucking everyone just started getting shot i was like well what the fuck is there someone
like just but now i like how they acted like they were dying they got shot they make it they
just fall. Oh shit.
Here's another video. Same thing.
Seth Rallel's going,
oh, fuck you, fuck you. And yeah,
fucking punk is looking straight at him
smiling and waving.
See him punk, man. You gotta love him.
You got to be it. I, you know
what? Not in them thinking about it. They had
to have told Seth.
It could be a work, everyone, or
it could not be. I mean,
maybe there's Michael Cole and Corey Gray's
wanted to get in on the action. Maybe not told him.
he was coming, but maybe talk to him
about the possibility of him coming?
I don't know, man.
Maybe they just told him he wasn't coming at all,
and then his music hits.
Yeah. But I don't know, man, the Drew McIntyre thing,
I think that's something else, totally different.
I mean, it's not what they said when they initially,
before the video came out with him saying that
he was mad too and got the hell out of there.
I don't know. He left before Punk came out.
unless they knew and we don't know yet
it's just odd watching a video how he's just holding his face
yeah so I don't know
then as you pointed out in the video the the camera man's
like waving him off with his hand
yeah so
I don't know everyone that's wrestling for you it's nothing but a big soap opera
and we're here to bring it to you so
but um
do you
oh
stream fiends
we got the Bronx tale
coming as well as
action returns
with the
first equalizer movie
I still need to see
the third one
I did see that
it's out on
Blu-ray
I'm just gonna be
a completist
and buy it
I haven't seen it yet
but everyone's saying
it's good
so I'll just
it's a
Theo said it was good
so I'm just
gonna take his word
and get it
but with that
everyone
be safe out there and again
love them or hate them
seeing punk is back
and hopefully we get some
some good stuff
out of them
and Seth man if you're listening
bro calm down
it's a fucking TV
I mean you're still getting paid
you're probably one of the highest paid wrestlers
on on the car but who knows
maybe punk is getting a little bit more than you
and that's why he's mad but
I don't know
it's wrestling I mean ever since the beginning
since I started watching it there's been a feud
with someone everyone hated Hulk Hogan
and everyone hated Roddy Piper
and everything
and everyone hates everybody
everybody hates John Sina
for some reason
Oh they can't see him
That's why
But anyway
Everyone that's it
We're out of here
So until next time
Be safe out there
And party on
And be good to each other
