The Horror Returns - The Wrestling Returns - WWE: Survivor Series - WarGames (2024)

Episode Date: January 3, 2025

This episode Brian and Nez rundown the matches for 2024 WWE SURVIVOR SERIES: WAR GAMES. Join The Wrestling Returns on Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/614555330016037 Instagram: @the_wr...estling_returns X: @the_w_returns Check out everything Horror Returns at: https://thehorrorreturns.com Join The Horror Returns Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1056143707851246 THR Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thehorrorreturns Join The Action Returns Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/841619946357776 Follow The Action Returns on IG and Twitter: Instagram: @theactionreturns X: @action_returns  Join the THR Presents: Stream Fiends Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/3860579827402429 Follow THR Stream Fiends on IG: @thrstreamfiends

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Starting point is 00:00:06 Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, welcome to another episode of the wrestling returns. Welcome back to another episode of the wrestling returns. I'm your host Brian. With me, as always, it's my brother, Ness. What's up, man? Yo, what up, everybody? We're back. Finally in life, everybody.
Starting point is 00:00:27 That's how it always goes. Oh, shit, my wallet. My bad. I just didn't want to lose it. I was, what hell is this in my pocket? ran to the store real quick. Needed my drank. So, but,
Starting point is 00:00:40 ah, WWE Survivor Series, 2024, War Games. What does take place? Canada? This was Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, the Rogers Arena.
Starting point is 00:00:59 Did you watch this live? I caught the first match live, and then I had to watch the rest on replay yeah it was all I didn't watch this until like days later I was I was down in Arizona I was like where was I went to Arizona to visit my son I was down there for a few days and that fool don't have no internet so he goes I'm hardly ever home I'm sick well shit but he lives a close to downtown Phoenix
Starting point is 00:01:36 and it was warm down there still on my exercise mission I went to the doctor the other day because I'm having some stomach issues and I'm down five more pounds so a total of 30 pounds that I've lost nice so I'm like all right for a minute I was thinking once the once it got cold I'm still doing all my exercises every day but I've been doing a lot of walking so it's been too cold to be out there walking. I walked four miles one day. And when I was done, I was like, man, I hope I don't get sick because I was sweating and steaming. And it was like 20 something degrees. I always think, I mean, I see these people out there, these older people that are older than me walking around,
Starting point is 00:02:25 but maybe they're just walking around the block. They're not walking miles. But I've been doing a lot of walking inside the airport in the terminal. It's like a million degrees in there. So I'm like, all right. For a minute, I was thinking, well, shit, I haven't been sweating hard. So I didn't think I was losing. But then when I went to the doctor, say, yeah, you're down five more pounds.
Starting point is 00:02:47 I was like, oh, cool. So got my motivation back up. But I tweaked my knee this year. Broke my ankle last year, this year. Tweaked my knee. So, but I've been still doing what I have to do, man. Kind of suffering through the pain. Not too bad, but I can walk.
Starting point is 00:03:08 Haven't been on my skateboard much. I don't want to mess it out. I heard it at work. So I was like, oh, man. Holidays are here. I didn't want to go to the doctor and miss out on all that overtime that would, it's been going on. So, but, ah, Survivor series. What did you think of this whole thing?
Starting point is 00:03:28 I thought for the most part it was entertaining. There was a couple of disappointments, a couple of surprise. but overall I thought it was a decent PLE there was a couple of matches in here I could have did without oh man well I'll get to that when we get to it but probably the third match the Intercontinental Championship one I was kind of like eh alright whatever but I will kick it off with the
Starting point is 00:04:07 the women's war games. Mommy, Rio Ripley, the EST, Bianca Bel Air, Naomi, Eoskeye, and the Bays Bailey. Taking on Liv Morgan, Raquel Rodriguez, Nia Jacks,
Starting point is 00:04:25 Tiffie Time, Tiffany Stratton, and Candice Leray. My opinion, I've said this before, they're just wasting. Candice Loray Put a belt on her Something man
Starting point is 00:04:40 She's She's better than your girl I'll say this man I mean She's played a million times better To live Morgan But Oh whoa whoa whoa whoa
Starting point is 00:04:50 Whoa whoa We talk of the in ring or overall In ring Everything Okay okay Okay But overall she's got no personality Oh
Starting point is 00:05:00 I mean I'm talking about In ring kicking ass I haven't seen and get lit Morgan and get beat up by dudes. You got to have the full package nowadays. Oh, man. See, yeah, like Mommy, she's got it all. She's kick ass.
Starting point is 00:05:14 She looks good. But Candace, I've said this before. I've been a fan of her since the Indies, watching everything she has done. She was kicking ass in NXT. Then they bring her up in nothing. My opinion, you guys might think different, but. That's what they do.
Starting point is 00:05:35 They bring up people that they have no idea what to do with. What's this rumor about Triple H leaving the company? Have you heard that one? No, I haven't heard that one. It might have just been internet nonsense, but I'm like, he can't be leaving now. I mean, I don't want to say that he's involved in all of Vince's shenanigans, but. Oh, he knows something. he probably knows maybe he didn't do anything but i'm sure he's seen and knows some stuff
Starting point is 00:06:11 so but i don't know again it could be rumors everyone i mean don't don't quote me i mean it might just be you know how the internet is everything's true on the internet so it was just something i read what's his name takes a couple pictures with some a e w wrestlers and he's supposed to be coming the AEW Shane O'Mac Yeah Couple of pictures Internet blows out
Starting point is 00:06:39 I was watching AEW last night Excuse me Some of those guys on there I have no idea who they are I'm in and out on a AEW everyone so Yeah because you don't know who they are
Starting point is 00:06:57 Because they're all about putting on good matches and no storylines. Yeah, well, I did see that Matt Cordona and Jericho were going at it. The Learning Tree. Yeah. I like that was going off. It was all funny when they started fighting each other. I like it all.
Starting point is 00:07:23 I mean, I like that, especially those two. I mean, he's always Zach Ryder in my eyes, but. one of my buddies that like in and out of wrestling completely his his era was the the probably the greatest attitude era and uh and he said a little into the two thousands and then he goes is that zach rider i said yeah he goes i said he's not zach rider he's that zach rider is w-wee this is a w he's mac ronar now and uh he's like oh okay he goes is he still woo woo and all that i said he don't but the crowd does it's too late man you can't get away from it it was cool watching them
Starting point is 00:08:07 but isn't someone supposed to pick up AEW PLEs paper views whatever they are max okay well shit then we'll be able to watch everything then alright because I have to that's rumored that's murmured not until January
Starting point is 00:08:27 this year or next or the year after or next one 25 okay but because I always have to find mine to watch it yeah but but yeah this first match the the women's um wow a lot of botches but let's let's get to the meat and potatoes of this this whole instant let's what's so with your girl naya with possibly what they're saying is the worst chair shot since Hogan hit Conan and WCW if you guys don't know what I'm talking about go to YouTube and look it up that glorious one I don't know man I mean that's what that's what I say there was a lot of botches well there was a lot of botches throughout
Starting point is 00:09:20 everything but this one it didn't look like when mommy got involved yes but were some of her moves or just whoever she was attacking no they weren't they weren't the greatest but i don't know man i mean everybody involved the the storyline made no sense on how these teams were put together and even like with with the lives team there was like supposed to be some kind of tension between Candace Luray and Tiffie Stratton they only played off of that when they were into before they got into the war games for like
Starting point is 00:10:06 30 seconds they played off of that and nothing happened and then the whole Ria Ripley's team nobody trust nobody they didn't play off of that either it was a whole buildup of nobody can trust nobody and the whole jade cargo getting taken out someone who took her out to to get bailey in there they didn't even play off of that it was just
Starting point is 00:10:35 the whole thing just felt rushed to me and then naya with her i don't know i kind of miss this might be uh controversial but i kind of miss uh reckless nia jacks instead of super safe don't want to hurt nobody again i've said this before not just about naya big wrestlers in general i mean a handful of moves um i don't like the move when she sits on them it's cool and it's funny but i'm scared she's going to break some of these gals ribs or something i'm surprised mommy didn't die that one time oh when she gave it gave her a little extra yeah that was like full on and she didn't even like try to stop the fall that was that was different that was um back nia jacks so she had to put the extras into it i always got to watch out for for naya i mean
Starting point is 00:11:39 she i mean i mean i get it man you you get all that that adrenaline pumping and you're just trying to keep the match going especially when there's tons of tons of people in the ring there was some of those moves she was doing looks like she was just just going a little too overboard, especially with the, the, the, the, the, the, the punches and everything are the chops, man, look like, uh, a lot, but I don't know, maybe that's just what they're saying,
Starting point is 00:12:06 but I mean, sometimes the, the performers backstage, they look, man, just give it draw. Don't, uh, don't, uh, don't hold back. And fools were clowning Naya, uh, on the internet. If you guys remember that, uh, awesome, uh, film, The Wiz, uh, the lion. And that, they said she looked like that. I was like, damn.
Starting point is 00:12:31 The internet, man. They missed an opportunity. Tiffy should have, she should have cashed in on Naya during the match. I thought she was. I was getting excited. I was like, ah, but then she. They're putting it off too long. It's getting to the point where nobody cares if she cashes it in or not.
Starting point is 00:12:52 Well, she better cash it in before WrestleMania. I mean, raw somewhere. I don't know. And thank God for Eo. Saving the match. It's once she climbed up to the cage with the trash can,
Starting point is 00:13:09 which she's done many times before. But this time she did a moonsault. Instead of just diving off, she did a backflip. Yeah. That's scary. Can't see. She's just completely blind. oh man but the first two in the ring was uh my girl well i love nia too but i got to represent the bay so bailey
Starting point is 00:13:32 she was in there and uh i'm i love her to death but it's kind of hard especially when she goes up anyone that goes up against naya it's kind of hard to just carry it and and do what you want to do I should have never started first. It kind of made things start out super slow. Yeah, they should have brought her in either in the middle or right before the end, maybe come in, all fresh and just started throwing these gals around. I mean, because Bailey, man, she was doing what she was doing. And Naya was doing her best trying to stop her. I mean, and Naya plays up to the crowd, which I love, or any performance.
Starting point is 00:14:17 that plays up to the crowd i mean either just for the cheers or the booze and of course nia gets all the booze um but i just it was yeah it started out a little slow well with those two in there i mean and you got to go five minutes before the first person comes on and baby they looked like she needed she needed some rest because once uh that that clock hit zero and the next one came in uh Naomi was it her birthday who was up a a birthday hat. Yeah, it was that day was her birthday. Okay. I couldn't tell at first if it was a birthday. I thought
Starting point is 00:14:55 she her hair was in a point or something like that at first. But then when they said it was her birthday, I was like, oh, she's wearing a birthday hat. And what was it with the toilet seat? Them trying to call themselves creative.
Starting point is 00:15:12 Oh, it was didn't really come into, I mean, it came into play, but it didn't really get used until mommy got in there and shattered it over whoever. It looked kind of dangerous. They're sticking it around someone's neck
Starting point is 00:15:27 and then doing what they're doing because I was like, ugh. I know they're trying to be as safe as they can, but, oh man, I don't know. They only just came in and she was stomping on Naya's back, on their
Starting point is 00:15:43 lower back, and Naya was still leaning forward, and then Naomi stepped on her back and leaped off. Yeah, again, there was botches in here. I mean, Naomi, love her or hate her. I mean, sometimes she's good, in my opinion, sometimes she's good sometimes. She just goes in there a little too hard and starts messing up too much.
Starting point is 00:16:07 But I thought she was doing good during this match because she was bringing it to Naya, giving Bailey that rest. And like I said, yeah, Bailey was going harder than Naya in the beginning. So, because like I said, I mean, she was kind of carrying it for a minute. But she was doing her best. And so she was laying there when Naomi came in with the Kendo stick and just started swinging it around. Again, like they must talk about it before. Because when Naomi was swinging that Kendo stick on Nya, she was giving it her all.
Starting point is 00:16:44 and then now naya's swinging around and it looks like she's not swinging it as hard so but now i picked up the uh the seat um they need to do some do some stuff to it get splashed some yellow or some brown on the toilet seat and just make it look gross so but that's my uh warped thinking everybody but i mean that shit would hurt still man i mean just getting hit with the the um the toilet seat be it that fake uh wood or the the plastic one they didn't really hit nobody with it
Starting point is 00:17:27 I think she used it to stink face somebody put a toilet seat around and head and then stink face them and then that's like I said it yeah like I said it no one really got hit with it until Ria got in there and crack somebody with it because Naomi put it around Naya's head and then Naya was laying there like she was all dazed
Starting point is 00:17:50 and then she started rubbing her face in it they almost dropped Nia on her head when she came off the ropes and when Bailey and Naomi did it flipped her over oh luckily she whipped her head in really quick now all right here comes Kansas Lurray she's ready to go
Starting point is 00:18:09 I just again I just loved how they did They just came in. As soon as they get to the ring, they just start going right under the ring and just throwing in everything they can. I think this was the spot where it was supposed to be Tiffy coming in. Yeah, she was supposed to. And Candice is pedder off.
Starting point is 00:18:28 Yeah, they didn't play off of that in the match at all. They should have. Oh, there was that one of the chair shots. She was like barely swinging. Naya. She was about to hit Naomi. with it but then she she kind of stopped it a little and then brought it up and hit her again so it looked like Naomi wasn't ready for it so ha get into those days it didn't matter if they were
Starting point is 00:18:58 ready or not just hit them yeah you got to be careful man I mean scripted or not it still hurts when it hits you I don't care what anyone says be it's up people it's fake well let me hit you with a chair and slag you through a table and see how fake that feels but yeah can just came in she started bringing it to him her and nia jacks were teaming up i don't like when they uh open up the chairs and then stick their necks in it and then did then do something crazy uh i was watching something on instagram i think it was in japan when they were doing that and ooh there those ladies were I'm surprised no one got to decapitated
Starting point is 00:19:47 with the stuff they were doing with those chairs I did like this move Candice set up the chair she ran and jumped over Naomi and then codebreaker Bailey I thought that was pretty sweet what's Candice's
Starting point is 00:20:05 his husband's name Johnny Johnny Gargano yeah he's A.W. right? Nice on Smackdown. Oh, duh. Him and Tomaso champion just became new tag team champs.
Starting point is 00:20:21 I haven't seen SmackDown in a while. Yeah, they did the whole thing where they were swerving, like Tomaso was going to go heel again. And Johnny was the baby face. But it was all a scheme. Johnny was healed too. I like it when they're heel. Oh, Bailey's bringing it. to Naya slamming her up against the rub.
Starting point is 00:20:47 They picked up, Naomi's picking up Candice, and they set up the chairs in the middle. And then, but Nia comes in and saves Candice and slams Bailey to the side. Looked like they had the two chairs. They set up two, and then they put another one in the middle, like a table. Nia goes up and she picks up Bailey, sets her nicely on the tig. See, I don't like this too. Save two gentle nire.
Starting point is 00:21:17 And then Candace jumped up and did a lion salt off the ropes and just barely landed on Bailey. And then Bailey fell on the ring acting like she was hurt. Here comes to EST. She's running in digging under the ring, getting ready to pull out some stuff. She throws in the garbage can. You ever notice that they take the handle off the lids now? Yeah. Got to be safe.
Starting point is 00:21:48 And then you bring in the fire hydrant, fire extinguisher. I assume this is the one with just the cold stuff in it, because that stuff with the dust, that can not feel good in your eyes. But I guess you got to be safe. They break out the tables, everyone's hyped. I do love how the crew, the, the, the, the, the, the, you know. the cable guys that are just sitting around the rig on the outskirts against the barrier. One guy's just sitting there bored looking around. He don't even look like he's holding anything.
Starting point is 00:22:26 But I guess we're not supposed to pay attention to him. We've got these superstars in there. They brought in the table. Candid slammed Naomi with it against the rope. Yeah, what's up with these weak-ass chair shots? Bianca came in and barely hit. Candice in the back and Candace is laying in like ah
Starting point is 00:22:47 like it's hella hurt but she springs back into action Candace is on ooh she is on Bianca's on her shoulders she was giving to some head shots but then she picks up Candace and slings her back into the turnbuckle
Starting point is 00:23:04 and then she falls down Tiffy a beautiful young woman don't get me wrong but I don't know yeah like you see said man that she's taking too long to cash that in uh be calling i'm calling it now because they're doing a women's intercontinental championship tournament tiffy's going to win that naya's going to come out celebrate cash in on nia double champ
Starting point is 00:23:37 Naomi and bianca are double teaming uh naya in the corner just giving her forearms and boots to the head the back of the neck. She just, she just falls like a sack of potatoes. They threw some chairs on her and were given Naya some chair shots, but I'll just, just swing it. I mean, it's just like just giving her little love taps. Ah, man, especially her. She's a big gal.
Starting point is 00:24:08 She could probably take it. They keep cutting off, man. Your camera guys suck, man. they need to do split screen, especially when they got two rings going on. Because Bailey's over there beating the shit out of Candace and we're just cutting, just getting clips of it. All right. Here comes Tiffy time. She comes running in.
Starting point is 00:24:28 Of course, again, they've got to run under the ring and start bringing stuff in. She pulls out another garbage can, pulls out the lid. And it wasn't me or did it just seem like they didn't know what they were looking for? Like every woman that looked under there they probably tell them look don't put too much of the same thing in there
Starting point is 00:24:49 I don't know yeah they always run to the ring and act like they don't know what's happening it's like I'm not supposed to grab that somebody else is supposed to grab that and then they look somewhere else Tiffany came in with the the garbage lid and started to just going to town
Starting point is 00:25:10 on Bianca Naomi with it and she taps the wrist it's tippy time uh bailey boom bailey comes in nope Tiffany grabs her slings her into the into naya uh a little too late now he gives her a close line dropped bailey candis is over in the other ring laying they're dead
Starting point is 00:25:29 and uh tiffany and i are the only one still standing so now they go to work um bianca and naomi um how tall is tiffany stratsy 510 maybe 6 I don't know how tall my is either 5 7 okay
Starting point is 00:25:48 I know Naya's tall Naya's got to be at least 9 is 6 feet damn giving those weak leg drops oh we'll get to the accident later those replays in that video you sent me when the men's war games
Starting point is 00:26:16 I'll get to that one I don't know what he was thinking injuries in that one I don't know what he was thinking but well we're not young I don't think I could jump off that thing maybe in my young wild years
Starting point is 00:26:33 I'm a skateboarder through and I watch these guys doing it like man I don't think I could do any of that jumping off high-ass things. When I was kid, I jumped off a lot of high things, but my old ass now to break my ankle again. I did, I just twisted my knee wrong at work, and I was limping around. I can't imagine how high this cage is. I couldn't imagine jumping off something like this.
Starting point is 00:27:04 But, yeah, man, but again, these gals, man, they were bringing it to each other doing their best trying to get everyone in there. But yeah, when EEO came in, everybody was hyped. She came in. Ah! She looked like she didn't know. Like, clearly she was getting the trash can. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:26 That was colored specifically for her. But she looked like she did not know where it was. Yeah, it took her. She went all the way to the other side. I like that she had a special rope Because that one time when she climbed up there That was a little rough getting it up there But she put that rope around her
Starting point is 00:27:48 And then climbed up the cage And got it up to the top And but when her and Tiffany Stratten started going at it When they were doing the flips and cartwheels And all that in the ring Thought that was cool Oh come on, you know
Starting point is 00:28:05 He's weak chair shots. What's Kyrie saying that, man? I'm just in love with her now. Her new look, everyone. I'm glad she got rid of that dumb little pirate outfit. Her little happy pirate. Now she's like an evil pirate, which I love.
Starting point is 00:28:20 Yeah, like when she came out with the steering wheel to the ship and the telescope. No, I thought she was cute and everything, but no, now she's hot. I was like, what do you doing with a steering wheel? You ain't got a ship. Because my girl.
Starting point is 00:28:36 or Cal Rodriguez or Gonzalez, whatever you want to call. Well, my figure says Gonzalez. The sidekick. I love her. The wasting her. I want her and mommy
Starting point is 00:28:53 to go at it hard. I mean, it's good they put her in judgment day. Just not make her like a bodyguard. Yeah. Make her like the enforce, like how they had
Starting point is 00:29:06 solo in the original bloodline, how he was the enforcer. Yeah. Ever like that, not just a bodyguard that just jumps in the way and gets hit. Yeah, she got the ring, picked up Eo and just threw her against the side. Picks up Naomi, slams her into the cage. Now she's going after Bianca, grabs her, picks her up. Uh-oh, here comes Bailey with the safe, and they start beating on that back. That back's pretty muscular.
Starting point is 00:29:36 So I don't think she's taking them forearms like a champ. Here comes the Nia and to save the day and just start shoving everyone out the way. Ah, I love Raquel's TikToks if you guys follow her. I just love her, even when she was Gonzales. But mommy in that mask. Oh, man, I'm like, keep that mask on all the time because she looked brutal with that thing on. When did she hurt her eye? Her eye socket or whatever.
Starting point is 00:30:08 She didn't hurt her eye. I know, but when did that happen? It was October. She was supposed to show up on NXT and Raquel and Liv jumped her with baseball bats. Do you think that was a real bat that they came in with this one? Yeah, a real gimmick bat. Probably one of those little soft ones. I mean, it looked real, but it's one of the little.
Starting point is 00:30:36 ones that sting me have those ones you could just slam on the ground and break an half ooh Naya picked up Eo and slammed her on the back of Bianca
Starting point is 00:30:50 everyone's laying there dead except for Raquel and Naya Oh here comes Tiffany she's getting back on her feet and Candace is slowly getting up.
Starting point is 00:31:08 All the other girls are all laying there beat the hell. I do like their little drone shots that they got now flying around. All right. Yeah. Mommy. Mommy's getting, she's getting juice. Here she comes.
Starting point is 00:31:21 She comes running in. Almost falls. So she comes in. She runs up to the ring. She starts looking around. Like, what am I going to get? But Raquel and Nye are standing around their feet waiting. Okay,
Starting point is 00:31:34 not mommy runs over with the table she starts sliding that thing in there overkill I don't have no tattoos well that's I don't see any ooh she shoves that table slams it down and gets
Starting point is 00:31:50 Raquel in the jaw so she goes down mommy's finally in the ring boom drop kicks Naya she falls out softly falls down yeah Raquel gets up gives mommy a boot to the gun starts dropping their forearms
Starting point is 00:32:04 on her back mommy swings around there let me fix this mask real quick and then they throw her on the grounds Tiffany Stratton comes in here comes EO let me just stop because I think I'm coming in a little too early so she she Ella just stopped real quick and then fell backwards
Starting point is 00:32:19 Bailey and Naomi jump into the rig mommy's getting back to her feet slowly they pick up Naomi Naomi Naomi Naomi goes out of the top of the cage tries to do what's that the door stop the rear view
Starting point is 00:32:35 The sloppy rear view. It looked like she was trying to do a like a stunner. I thought she was going to flip, but she kind of like getting ready to spring, but then stops and then does it again and it like just barely bumped them and they both go fall into the ground.
Starting point is 00:32:57 Mommy's back on her feet. Bianca's up. She got the toilet seat. Bailey's there. Tiffany's dumb ass is there Ooh breaks the toilet seat On the back of Raquel She starts swinging and hit Naya with it
Starting point is 00:33:10 Dizzy Jish Jop comes Tiffany's stratt with a chair And back of mommy Uh Naomi's got the lid I think that's the shot with the toilet seat I think because Raquel I've seen on I think Instagram she had to get stitches
Starting point is 00:33:24 Yeah she did I think that was what did it Because when she hit her with it man It snapped and push She just seen the little plastic screw. Whoa. Bulldog, Naomi Bulldog, Raquel. Naya comes full speed.
Starting point is 00:33:41 Closeline gets. Here comes. Oh, mommy's up. She's dropping them head butts to Naya. And mommy still got the mask on, slapping her face. And here comes your girl. Getting ready to come out in 15 seconds. I did notice that she could not see very,
Starting point is 00:34:01 good with that mask on. She kept looking up and adjusting it so she could see. I mean, it's cool and all, but it don't look functional. No. Uh-oh, here comes, uh, your girl, she's all scared.
Starting point is 00:34:17 Mommy's just standing in the middle of the ring waiting for her. Come on, Charles Robinson, just throw her in the ring. Where's Jessica at? Oh. Mommy's got her hands out like, come on bring it on what's the supercard thing is it another um digital card game probably another app thing i was playing one of them and i was going good for a while then it just up and just stopped
Starting point is 00:34:46 she ran to the back to get that it might be a real bad she made sure to smack it on the ground for everybody to hear oh excuse me she's slowly walking in mommy going off get in here she's ready for everyone's down there's my at that's dead here she comes in slowly with that bat good shot cameraman of her constant glibing into the rig
Starting point is 00:35:16 she's swinging at I'm glad you don't have the blue tongue anymore I hated it anyway bring it back bring it back bring back uh Ruby riot she's out home with two kids now I think right she got two now or just the one one takes out the mask shout out to her husband buddy matthews that's the face
Starting point is 00:35:42 paint he wears yeah she starts bringing it into her goes for a riptide nope now it comes in it breaks it all up comes tiffany they start dropping boots to her canada's loray dropping four arms Watch out, you're going to hit. Ooh, almost kick Candace in the head. Lives back to her feet. She's got the bat. The most devastating bat shots of all time. She's just barely hit her.
Starting point is 00:36:12 She's hitting her in the boobs. Oh, now she's hitting her in the gut. Ah, she's like just barely swinging it. Come on. Come on. Raquel, get up. Shoulder, elbow bleeding. Bailey, you too.
Starting point is 00:36:24 Get up. So they're bringing it to Mommy. four on one. Yeah, you better kick some of that. So, yeah, there's blood on the mat. Now let's just be from Raquel. Candice pulls Mommy over to the corner, starts dropping
Starting point is 00:36:39 four arms on her. Lives breaks out the handcuffs. And then getting ready to handcufferia to the corner. But then here comes E.L. She comes in with the save barely night.
Starting point is 00:36:56 just manhand her just shoved her to him. Eos goes giving her to her all with those forearms and now she just shoves her with one hand she goes flying into the other ring. Bailey jumps back into the ring. Mommy's back to her feet. Eo, boosh, ooh, she almost
Starting point is 00:37:12 fell on her neck. She comes down off the top. Top, oh, top roby kicks Naya. See, that's a very shot. Tiffany Stratton came in and just kicked. Eo, hell on. Damn.
Starting point is 00:37:29 Bianca throws Cannes against the side. Raquel comes up. Just slams Bianca on the ground. Naomi jumps up. Ooh, boot to Raquel. Ah, slams her face first under the mat. Oh, Liv Morgan's backup on the second row.
Starting point is 00:37:44 Boom. She's a code breaker. The Naomi drops her. She gets back to her feet. Everyone's laying there dead. Oh, Eo's way over there. Bailey's back to life. Buzz.
Starting point is 00:37:53 throws live into the quarter. Hello hard. oh biaa picks up bailey simone drop goes in for the pin nope bailey kicks out oh man oh it took a lot out of me just falling flat on your back
Starting point is 00:38:10 and then trying to pay attention to the count yeah recount's got blood on her everyone just goes rolling out of the ring Bianca gets her a low kick yo climbs up their corner tippity stradden climbing
Starting point is 00:38:26 up I was like no I was like man I was paying attention to you everyone's looking at uh everyone's phone's out looking at Eo climb up there ah good drone shot she can't see the ring because Bailey's beating the shit out of Candace they were calling this the purple rain uh trash can shout out the prince rest in peace he an all-star all right Tiffany's up there she's looked like she's getting scared uh eo man she's she the all star right here with that moon salt on the top everybody's just standing around yep everyone cheering even the people way up at the top shout out to you guys they're on their feet ah flip and tiffany oo's tiffany did that late one but it were you connected uh whoever's doing the drone shot man you guys you should have been on
Starting point is 00:39:21 the other side. But they're both okay. Everyone's laying their dead. You know, she's a big smile trying to get up. She mother looks like it hurt. But she like did the full flip and landed on her feet. I mean, they caught her still, but she landed on her feet and then just fell forward.
Starting point is 00:39:43 Tiffany, she flipped and like, look like she did a late flip. And luckily she spun around and they caught her. But she's back on her feet. She picks up the garbage can and starts pulling out ropes and chains or handcuffs. What does she have? Ah. The briefcase. When did that get in there?
Starting point is 00:40:12 I guess it's been in there. Nobody, nobody realized. Ah. When she started digging in that thing, I was like, no. But, I mean, I for surely thought she would cash it in on somebody. She was about to, but then Raquel, like, what are you doing? And Eo breaks out the fire extinguisher and just starts spraying everybody with it all over the ring. So, hypothetically speaking, if she would have cashed it in and let's say she pins Naya,
Starting point is 00:40:50 does she win war games also? I would think so two for one during all the the fire extinguisher missed during all that mommy reached over and pulled Raquel over
Starting point is 00:41:10 and handcuffed her to the corner so Raquel like ah look at her walking around confused finally putting the tables of use because they just sat there in the way for the longest Naya set up one on her end.
Starting point is 00:41:26 Tiffy and Candice are setting up the other one and the other... See, I don't understand they're working together. Sloppy writing, I don't know. Teamwork, I guess. Candace is up on the top rope in the corner.
Starting point is 00:41:45 Bianca, let me just shove it in your face really quick. Take a whiff. The cameras, man. The ones they have in the corner. Come on. It just totally missed what Candice and Bianca were doing.
Starting point is 00:42:02 We see it in the replay, but not when it happened. Bianca ended up kind of just pushing Candice Luray off and jumping down. She came straight down. Drop from that. Yep. Soft leg drop. That was soft.
Starting point is 00:42:16 Boom. The EO. and Bailey with the save. See, they didn't play off this either, them being former damage control members. Yeah, they're just like staring at each. Damn, barely you're fine. Sorry, I'm just a dog, everyone. Be a heel again.
Starting point is 00:42:38 I don't like this nice heel thing you're doing. Yeah, they're staring at each other, but Naya jumps in and close lines of both of them. And they go falling down. And she grabs Bianca's hair and starts to whipping her with it. See, there should have been more. this. Uh-oh.
Starting point is 00:42:57 Naya picks up. Bianca, let me just slide on the table perfect for you. Come on, camera, man. Naya slowly looking back. She climbs up to the second row. She should have been hardcore and just went to the top
Starting point is 00:43:13 and then just, not jumped, just fell back. But it did look like it was back a little bit. But Bianca jumps up. Then he only gets back in action, gives her a high kick between the legs both the gals Naomi Bianca pick up I don't know how much night weighs but slams you the table I think Nyes did for the rest of the match yeah she came
Starting point is 00:43:38 right back hard on the back of her head luckily she grabbed the back of her head before she hit but yeah she's laying there ref checks on her real quick oh yeah lives back in action with the bat hits Eo she tries to hit Bianca but Bianca grabs a bat and tears it out of her hand she runs over with a chair they go over jump over into the next ring Raquel's still at the corner but she's shimmies along the rope and
Starting point is 00:44:04 big boot to Bianca Bailey gets into action starts dropping the forearms on Raquel slams over the chair then Liv goes over there and tries a pin Bailey but mommy
Starting point is 00:44:23 springs back into action headbutt to Liv Morgan picks her up for a rib-tide but Raquel let me back up so Raquel can grab and then mommy turns around boots Raquel
Starting point is 00:44:37 Liv Morgan throws a chair to Mommy boom code breaker throws her down all right let me just let you up on this table perfectly and give you a weak little stomach punch come on mom you've been through more and you just can take that weak-ass punch so she rolls
Starting point is 00:44:54 over looks mommy's back on our feet chopped to live live is up on the top row boot to mommy's face mommy climbs up see second rope live is up on the top they start dropping bombs on each other now they're both on the top weak chops weak little kicks come on mommy just pick her up ooh nice nice job cameraman i live morgan giving her kicks to the third all right get ready nope she tries a flipper nope nothing happened mommy's hanging on gives her elbows to the back of the neck side of the ear, head butt, that she should have fell right there. Ah, this was cool, though.
Starting point is 00:45:29 Mommy picks up Liv for riptide off the top rope. Says something to the camera, which they never show. Nope. Then riptied right through the table. Live is laying her dead. One, two, three. That's it. Mommy wins war games.
Starting point is 00:45:48 This should have been for a belt or something. are they just going to save it for WrestleMania Yeah, that's what they're building up to Come on Raquel, you can't act She's still beautiful and I love you She's up there screaming and crying Trying to reach Liv
Starting point is 00:46:08 Live, no Live is still laying there Yeah, Naya's dead over there in the corner She hadn't even moved She's still laying there Apparently Teen Liv is just dead except for Raquel. Yeah, she's only one
Starting point is 00:46:23 on her feet. Everyone else is laying there. Everybody's friends with Bailey again. Yeah. Except Eio. Eo ain't gonna. You ever see these
Starting point is 00:46:38 videos of Ria and Eo? Yeah, I see them. Yeah. Oh, they're both on the opposite ends of the end. Bailey's on what
Starting point is 00:46:50 and eels on the other yeah Tiffany they just replay ooh Tiffany I'm glad they caught her because she had a Rickale yeah again there was plenty of botches but it was still cool though I mean I liked the outcome I was happy all right what did they rate that one they gave it a B minus I just gave it a regular B I mean that there was a lot of good moves in it I mean, minus a little complaints I had, but it was still overall. C-plus, because of those chair shots. Because I totally forgot about Bianca's weak-ass chair shots. There was a lot of weak chair-shot in this.
Starting point is 00:47:42 All right, the next one, United States Championship, L.A. Knight, taking on Shinske Nakamura. the new Shinske I did like his outfit he came out in the samurai looking outfit I don't like his you like the music
Starting point is 00:48:04 no I don't I like the first one and I didn't even like when they redid the first one with the guitars and all that I was like that's probably when he had when he had Rick Boogs yeah
Starting point is 00:48:16 playing the guitar just just do it the regular way you did it the first time. So, but yeah, he takes forever, uh, getting out there to the ring. So, but then LA night comes in and hypes everyone up. See, I like both of these guys. I'm more Shinske than LA night, but.
Starting point is 00:48:43 Oh, man. I'm, again, wasting Nakamura. he's been the champ they put the belt on him and everything yeah cool but him kicking ass that we've seen before he came into the wwee and then these weak team up team ups they've been putting him in but i get it man he he's just going along man he's he's it's a job me you got to please the bosses and he he does i never hear anything negative about him i win don't see any controversial stuff unless you have i've never see anything about him he isn't getting into trouble he loves being in w w e from what i understand even though they don't use him as
Starting point is 00:49:34 much he he gets paid well he gets treated well i mean every time he's in the ring even when he's just with someone in there that i don't care for he still puts in 200% and makes it makes it the best match. The few times that I've seen him at these live events, man, he plays to the crowd, which is awesome, which I love. I was hoping for a holiday stuff to come around, but I haven't seen anything. Well, if they are, then they're not coming anywhere near me. But L.A. night, awesome.
Starting point is 00:50:14 I love that they're pushing him. I can see him with a. a heavyweight title or just a world championship at some point when they get tired of giving it to the same people over and over I don't see him taking it from Cody or anything like that but I think at some point he'll have one of them but we'll see yeah yeah these two are going at it they fall out of the ring and Nakamura's just beating the hell
Starting point is 00:50:45 I had an L.A. night slamming him into the barrier and everything, but then L.A. Knight springs back into action, it starts giving him some place. Nakamura, I love how he goes a little too overboard with the acting. It's still cool, though, man. I still love him to death. It puts on a good show. Because he's like slaving him into the,
Starting point is 00:51:14 to the rig. He's acting like he's about to get knocked out. And I still love his Michael Jackson persona. Yeah, even though he's like evil, he's still got the little the little booms in there every now and then. Yeah. I like that.
Starting point is 00:51:34 I mean, during these regular matches, I wish they would have used still used both rings. I mean, they just bring the cage down for the war games. but I think it would still be awesome to go back and forth into either ring. But I don't know. I'm not in charge. But these two, man, I mean, this match was, it was good.
Starting point is 00:51:57 I mean, I love both of them because they both go for it. They don't, I don't think there was a time where it was like, all right, come on, get on, get on to the next match. I mean, these guys kept it going the whole time. back short short match too yeah i was surprised on the outcome i was i mad no i was a little shocked but again i'm happy i mean i wasn't surprised just because i feel like they're going to put it back on l.a night okay maybe maybe this will happen again maybe a WrestleMania, Royal Rumble or something. I don't know. We'll see. But I mean, I wasn't mad. I mean, I love LA Night, Nakamura, both of them amazing performers. So I just, I wasn't mad at the outcome of this.
Starting point is 00:53:00 But yeah, just give me a good show. And both of these guys did. I thought they did an awesome job. um other than watching the uh the performers man the crowd was kind of weak i mean there's one fool and up in the front row in the green shirt just with his arms closed or crossed and don't even look like he even cares i don't know how much you pay for these tickets but man if i'm right there in the front i've been in the front row at live events and i'm hooting and hollering and lose my voice uh just screaming and cheering having to good time. But I'm sure these tickets are a pretty penny. I mean, they're not in the thousands like WrestleMania, but speaking of that, I still need to get my WrestleMania tickets. My friends
Starting point is 00:53:48 got there, so I'm the late one. I don't care where I'm at as long as I'm inside. And I'm going to hopefully go to both days. I told my wife, she asked me, what do you want for Christmas? I said, WrestleMania tickets. She just looked at me like, so you ask me what I wanted. That's what I want. So when is that April? I got to double check because rural rumble is not even in January. It's in first week of February. Oh shit. I'm going to be in
Starting point is 00:54:25 Florida at the mega con. I think that's what it's called. Yeah, East Society will be there. The Zizzo and I will be flying out to Florida. I've never been to Florida. So hopefully the weather's decent for me. If you know me, I hate being... I know it's humid over there. I just don't want it to be too humid.
Starting point is 00:54:51 Damn, these weak elbows and these weak chops from Nakamura. All right, we are back. Where do we leave off? We're right. I think in the middle of Nakamura and L.A. going at it. That's right. With this match, man.
Starting point is 00:55:33 Hold on, I got to turn the sound down. I can hear it as Corey's dumbass. That's what you want to keep the volume up for. Ah, man. All right. Nakamura, he was kicking ass in this. I say this over and over, everybody. You guys are probably tired of me saying it,
Starting point is 00:55:56 how they waste him but LA night man's I know I've been a Nakamura fan longer than LA nights but the way they're pushing him man I'm just like I like both of them but
Starting point is 00:56:15 I'm gonna lean more towards Nakamura because I've been all about him for a while now so but but overall man they were both bringing it to each other which you never but I don't know if you ever realize that a lot of these matches are like minutes. I mean, they're short.
Starting point is 00:56:35 I was on Facebook watching reels, and they were showing, like, the top 10 people who got paid the most within WBE. And there was one Brock Lesnar, he got paid like half a million or a million dollars or something like that. And the math is only like a few minutes. They pay him a shitload of money. That's why he don't need to wrestle full time. Or that one with when Goldberg almost killed Undertaker, that Super Showdown or whatever that one was called. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:21 They said it took Undertaker longer to get to the ring than actually in the ring. But I was like, man, they paid him a billion dollars and he almost died Goldberg He'll be he'll be back Yeah, that's what I'm seeing. He's coming back Damn, knock him row. I just flipped LA night and off the Was he on the second or the yeah, he was on the second row LA night was on the very top
Starting point is 00:57:54 Did that flip Oh LA night came down face first right under the mat. How much is, are they paying Logan Paul to put Prime dead center and on the ring? Probably millions, but they're probably going to negotiate, that because I heard Prime sales are going down fast.
Starting point is 00:58:25 Is it because of that, whatever that stuff they're saying that's in it yeah okay because i mean my grandsons they're all these YouTubers that they watch the little family ones they're they were really pushing prime so they wanted to try one one time so I just want a little the water the the the rehydration one or whatever I let them try that And then my wife was reading something.
Starting point is 00:58:58 And she was like, don't let them drink that anymore. There's whatever and ever in it. But I read something that was in the energy drink ones, not the water. But she just said, nah, altogether, don't let them drink it. So I'm like, all right. So they put it into their little prime. Well, at least they tried it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:22 Oh, L.A. night up on the second room. L.A. Night. Yeah. I want to go to, well, hopefully he's at WrestleMania for me to scream that out with everyone. Oh, he'll definitely be in a big match of WrestleMania. One of them nights. Watch it be a rematch of this. It'd be awesome, but right, come on, no, we've seen this already.
Starting point is 00:59:47 Again, say it all the time. Let some of the town back out there. I mean, not to say I don't love L.A. I just said I did, but. It's awesome. I like the ring set up that they got, the War Games ring with two of them. But they should just let every match battle out in both rings. Because the most they use is just the centerpiece.
Starting point is 01:00:13 I'm like, throw them into the other ring and keep the match going. Ooh. Reverse DDT. That look like L.A. Knight, sland the back of his head. on to it speaking of that man i was watching more reels uh the legend spike deadly and how dirty they would do him all the time hey he would take all that shit though hell yeah man if he don't have brain damage which i hope he doesn't oh man he the worst one is when he they threw
Starting point is 01:00:54 I don't know who it was other than when Brock Lesnar almost killed him I can't remember who threw him out of the ring and he was supposed to hit a table Oh then he clipped his head Yeah he came up Just a little short and just like
Starting point is 01:01:07 Nicked his head on the edge And slammed it to the ground Uh oh Nakamura Got Ellie Knight back in the ring He's back to his feet He's got that crazy look in his eye Whoa. King shots right to the back of the dome.
Starting point is 01:01:26 Cover one, two, three. I was shocked, but I was happy at the end of this. He's a new United States champion. How do you feel about the makeup? That's cool. I like it. When he needs to bring back the Michael Jackson outfits he always had on I always liked those
Starting point is 01:01:55 I just realized his hair's died I know he's doing the miss thing again this time it's black I thought that was one guy KG from uh mean girls the hell's name Kevin Nippoor why was his name in the movie
Starting point is 01:02:18 Mean Girls the original mean mean girls not that bulls shit remake. Someone up in the front. Ooh, damn, that king shot right to the back of the head. I know you got a puller and he's wearing knee pads, but even still, man, that shit would hurt.
Starting point is 01:02:35 But, I mean, other than that, I mean, this was a good match. I mean, both of them went hard. And, uh, again, I was shocked for them to put a belt on Nakamura. I mean, that I mean, when was the last time he had a belt.
Starting point is 01:02:50 Do you remember? when was the last time he wrestled a match exactly like a year since he was on TV was he just taking a break or did he get hurt he was doing like the when they did the Japan tour he was doing all that
Starting point is 01:03:07 yeah house shows and I heard he's like a big surfer so he's doing that on his down time oh now we're getting more he's got a belt lose it already I'll just killing time in the middle of the matches
Starting point is 01:03:26 ah what shit I didn't even pull up the other stuff that I had on um war games 24 no way I wanted uh 2024
Starting point is 01:03:48 for results CB of Sports is what I always go to everyone And what did they grade that match They graded The C plus Oh come on
Starting point is 01:04:07 That was better than that It's a B at the least Yeah I was like BB plus I don't know about C plus But the next match Intercontinental Championship Bronbreaker
Starting point is 01:04:23 Shamis and Ludwig Kaiser is that he say his name yeah these three he's one of what's his name's lackeys
Starting point is 01:04:37 um Gunther yeah yeah what do they call Imperium well there's only one there's only one of them now they kick the other guy out
Starting point is 01:04:47 I like the way he walks into the rink With the hands behind his back I'm sorry everyone Even if I was super in shape and buff and everything I don't like when these guys come out all shiny I mean I don't Makes the mussels pop Shamis don't need it
Starting point is 01:05:07 He just comes out extra white He's not all shiny He gets shiny from sweat Remember when John Sina said he looked like a jar of mayonnaise Oh, man. Oh, back to that list. The Rock was number one. Well, he was on the ring on that list twice. So I think he, the first time, I can't remember which WrestleMania.
Starting point is 01:05:36 The one, one was back to pack, him and Sina, whatever that one was, 20-something. Or was it 30? I don't remember. Anyway, Rod got paid. million dollars then but then now he's the final boss and all that and the whole on the board is it TKO
Starting point is 01:05:57 is that what you better stay on that board after that movie I just watched with him in it oh don't say that I've ever watched it yet oh damn do better rock do better well I don't think he
Starting point is 01:06:18 needs to worry he got paid like a billion for that. You get a number on to two money right now. Yeah, they got two movies out now. And I guess he, in that deal, other than being on the board and everything, three matches. We already had one, but last year's
Starting point is 01:06:41 or this year's WrestleMania. And of course, next year, and I don't know what else. I mean, he's not going to shoehorn us another Rock and Sina are they I think they're going to do Roman Reims I should say that one for the third third match
Starting point is 01:07:01 I just have a feeling he's behind all this new bloodline stuff I think that's what they're going for well he needs the rock needs to come out make a third bloodline the final bloodline and if he's the true final boss he needs to unite
Starting point is 01:07:18 the bloodline That'll be the final match. Okay. You need to come out with Tamina and Naya. Ludwig Kaiser is dating Tiffany Stratton. Uh-oh. Good for you. What's up with Becky?
Starting point is 01:07:38 She's just... She's taking that mama time. Okay. And renegotiating a very large contract. I guess it's just to pop up in some movie or TV shows or something. Yeah. I heard they played it off like she retired but I guess they were renegotiating her contract because I guess she's about to be one of the highest paid female wrestlers and why not the man
Starting point is 01:08:04 big time becks with two belts or whatever they are Becky two belts yeah she'll be back by I think we should cover the the first raw on Netflix because they're stacking that show I want to go man I was good they said there's still tickets available I look man like 250 bucks to be in the very top row up top yeah they're going uh hell no roman versus solo for the uhula falah tribal combat live live versus ria for the championship and then there was something else and then logan paul's supposed to be there good and i think they're kind of setting him up to be gunter's next opponent so they're they're stacking that first show well i hope it works man don't don't be like tyson and what is not slogan paul i didn't have no
Starting point is 01:09:03 problems until tyson came i didn't i didn't miss this whole ring entrance but after that it was perfectly fine i guess that's when everyone started to watch it because yeah man the all the opening card stuff nothing it was fine and as soon as is uh good fights yeah after uh tice's ass on the screen that's when everyone ah to the internet blew up it's damn shame nobody was watching the good fights uh i want to see though those girls those gals fight again because that one shit got robbed but they'll they'll run it back they better so we're getting a w too right on max yep january first all right we'll be Covering more of that now, boys and girls.
Starting point is 01:09:58 Ron Baker coming to the ring. He's, I don't know how you, you must be behind because he's been beating the shit out of both of them already. Um, they're beating up, uh, what's his nup, Kaiser in the corner. They just stuck that chair there. Now, Seamus and, uh, Bronner's throwing him around. And Kaiser's, I mean, he's in shape and everything.
Starting point is 01:10:24 but he's hell of skinny these two big brutes damn brickers darker than me oh shamus whoa he's about to give him oh clothes line bronze to shamus
Starting point is 01:10:37 uh he's uh part of the Steiner gallery um legacy of the family right yeah he's uh rick's son yeah ooh someone with that 49a jack er take that shit off 49ers
Starting point is 01:10:55 is a done yeah said in the trash. Yeah. Steve, I know you ain't listening to the wrestling podcast, but Yeah, you are, brother, Steve. Just burn your shit. I sent
Starting point is 01:11:08 them some video. It was a clip from one of the many Nicholas Cage movies when the world was ending. And then they were to, oh, they were talking about listening to one last song and the song came out. It was fuck the 49ers and whatever the song went.
Starting point is 01:11:25 dude I don't know what part you're at but he came flying through the air I just yeah it was just right then he took out
Starting point is 01:11:37 Kaiser L.R. with his shoulder shoulder tackle flew through the air he's hella fast too stepped on the camera man and dove into the ring you ever see that clip
Starting point is 01:11:49 when he's doing doing his like super sphere where you hits the rope too really hard he like moved the ring oh yeah Seamus ooh no everyone's written for
Starting point is 01:12:05 Seamus oh yeah I think everybody knows this is like Seamus last run oh wow that was a little too real God Seamus in the head bringing that Mohawk back with the braided beard with the beads
Starting point is 01:12:23 everybody chanted you look stupid was that oh I was from turtles if you guys have seen that movie the last live action one immediately when he came out
Starting point is 01:12:39 everybody was like you look stupid who was he B-Bop or Rocksteady he was one of them like he was B-bop they're hyping up Sonic 3 I didn't even see the last one yeah i like the first one first one was good second one i got i got a paramount now so
Starting point is 01:13:04 i was well check it out i didn't even check out their little spin-off show they had paramount you why did you watch tolsa king at all yeah i'm in the second season now oh man that's so's hell of good if you guys haven't watching tolsa king you got paramount plus man do yourself a favor man both seasons were hella good definitely in my top 10 of a TV and a shout out to um dan warrior and uh eugene brayrock they uh quick little scenes in uh season two of Tulsa king they part of his crew no they were it was um one of the indian guys when they were at the funeral if you're up to that scene or whatever i don't know what episode that is okay ah shame is scooped up too slam bray
Starting point is 01:13:55 I always say, where's Kaiser? He was still laying there dead. Came back to life and dove in the ring. Adrescent station's still alive. I know. I was going to say, watch out, ref. Oh, we'll talk about Saturday night's main event in a minute. A lot of happening in that one, which was cool.
Starting point is 01:14:18 Almost brought me the tears. We'll talk about that. Ooh, get your face out of that. Dish. Oh, brawl breaker. Ah, crash into both. over the announce table.
Starting point is 01:14:30 He's so athletic. That's far, too. Yeah. And he cleared it too. I should have slammed in Corey's dumbass. We got to protect Corey so you can hear him every week, every PLE. Watch out Michael. He
Starting point is 01:14:50 is a legend. He's not in the Hall of Fame, is he? Not yet. Not yet. He will be been doing this what over 20 years? Yeah, he needs to bring that goate back from the old days. With the frosted tips? Oh, yeah. Dude, yeah.
Starting point is 01:15:14 Well, this guy is a little, but break is strong. Oh, over the steps. OTC is one. Uh-oh. OTC is. Uh, something. Damn. Shamus
Starting point is 01:15:40 getting Kaiser in the chest. Damn, looks like he got something good. He got that big raspberry on his chest. Whoa, watch out. Now he's got breaker. Yeah, breaker. He ain't leaving no marks on that dark chest. I know that's like a real tan.
Starting point is 01:16:00 I don't think that's a rub on one. Yeah, Seamus. I'll get everyone in the crowd. Should have drank someone's beer. James, close line to both. Fella. Hell yeah.
Starting point is 01:16:19 See, everyone's for him. All right. Grab Kaiser, throw his ass back in the ring. Watch out, ref. Pull that camera out of here. Uh-oh. He got the show lately. Oh, they're in Canada.
Starting point is 01:16:45 Was there in Canada? Was there working again? Uh-oh. What's his name? Should have come running out, but I don't think he's welcome anymore. Philly? Who? What did he do? What was I watching?
Starting point is 01:17:01 I was watching something where there was like wrestlers that can't ever come back. I think he was on that list. I don't remember. I watch a million little wrestling things. I just remember Jericho was leading the crowd. I don't ever want him back. That wrestling, king of the ring or queen of the ring or whatever, who is that supposed to be about? Do you know?
Starting point is 01:17:26 You don't want to talk about, first of all, some wrestling movie coming out next year? I ain't heard of that one. I saw a trailer for it today. Or is it with the old, what's her name? I can't stand her. from a nope i think that's a box a movie i'm thinking of the right one
Starting point is 01:17:54 it's queen of the ring it's pg 13 who's who's the main actress emily bet rick richards mildred burke that's who she's supposed to be i ain't heard of this one Francesca eastwood is may young
Starting point is 01:18:18 what's this about the biopic of Mildred Burke, the first ever million dollar female athlete and champion pro wrestler who pioneered the sport in a time when the all-girl wrestling was banned in most of America
Starting point is 01:18:43 Queen of the Ring everyone check out that trailer. I saw it today. Oh! Reichen Steiner off the top. It says it came out in October. Is this streaming anywhere? Hmm.
Starting point is 01:19:05 Maybe it's just doing festival runs. I was going to say if it came out in October, then it's probably out there. Yeah. Oh, Seamus had a broad and pin. What's his name? Pulled the, uh, the ref out of the ring. Seamus is looking off. Come on, just jump out of the ring and beat the shit out of Kaiser.
Starting point is 01:19:33 They're just staring back and forth at each other. Seamus Allerang. Oh, Shaleli. Think. Stomach back, back, lower back arm. Giving him some some stiff shots there with the Shaleli.
Starting point is 01:19:49 Just hit him in the head. Can't do that. Splash him into the hydration station. As we've seen earlier with Naya, can't hit to the head no more. Ooh. Naya, I love you.
Starting point is 01:20:05 you, but come on. See, she got busted open on Smackdown? Yeah. Oh, big knee to Kaiser. Oh, I thought that was it. He got him with Kaiser with the knee, then Kaiser went down,
Starting point is 01:20:27 the Shabberg just fell backwards on him. I thought he was knocked out. Brown still landing in the corner dead. He's coming back to life. I like how he just, rolled out of the way so they can keep wrestling right in the middle because he was laying there in the middle
Starting point is 01:20:44 17,828 in this arena who's the team the Canucks the hockey team oh he was about to whoop ooh oh on Senton to the Shames
Starting point is 01:21:11 Kaiser he's up only one on his feet show him talking that shit ooh look at fucking shame has got marks all over. Oh, Seamus. Kaiser on his shoulders. Oh. Oh. Oh. Man destroyed. He came out of nowhere. Speared that full out of the ring. Looks like you hurt himself. Uh-oh. Ron's on his feet. Shamish is laying there. Kaiser fell out of the ring. Got spirit out of the ring. Come on, Seamus, get up. I don't know. I forgot how this happened.
Starting point is 01:21:53 there's how this one handed everyone ah here he goes shavers watch out spear oh that was kind of weak yeah one two three that's it and still
Starting point is 01:22:06 the what was this intercontinental yeah this motherfucker must out of tanning bed this will see this one was hell of sure and they gave this one a B plus
Starting point is 01:22:19 eh all right bond breaker still the same that's still the champ I think whoever graded that LA Knight's Shinskay match was an L.A. Knight fan All right yeah are they B plus next
Starting point is 01:22:39 match world heavyweight championship the ring general Gunther taking on Damien Priest dude when he came to fly out of the rig out of nowhere speared Kaiser
Starting point is 01:22:56 out of the heart I like broke him in half threw them out of the rig ah the shalely shots the music they'll be picking for this man
Starting point is 01:23:10 I mean don't get me wrong I love paranoid the Black Sabbath Paranoid album but come on War Pigs there's other songs you can pick from not to say
Starting point is 01:23:22 War Pigs isn't a good song everyone I mean I grew up on that probably Triple H's favorite song I didn't actually be Motorhead some of his stuff Triple H ain't coming out no
Starting point is 01:23:37 say Motorhead for himself rest in peace, lemmy yeah Damian Priest's bisexual undertaker Whoa Who said that I watched the interview
Starting point is 01:23:54 She said I guess it's a thing on the internet because the priest with the flamboyant hairstyles and stuff like that and I guess he I guess he hates it that the people say that but I guess that's like her thing to like best with him
Starting point is 01:24:17 I'm gonna say that's why he's probably why he stopped putting the hair extensions in that was cool i like them damn 119 days is a world heavyweight champ gunther someone needs to take this from him it's gonna be goldberg oh better not or goldberg son damien priest i mean cool yeah i mean gunther i was never that big of a fan of his i like the fat gunther though from the indie days if you guys see those videos Vince didn't like it Uh-uh Told his ass to lose some weight
Starting point is 01:25:15 I'm the last one that should be talking shit everyone I'm big and fat hey but I'm I'm losing it I'm getting there Slowly by this time next year I hope to at least be close to Losing 100 I'm down 30 I'm pushing What I started out 3 78
Starting point is 01:25:35 Now I'm Minus 30 pounds from that So since August everyone. That's how long it's. Nice. But once the summer, the heat stopped. That's when I was really on my mission, because I was walking, walking, walking out in the heat and just
Starting point is 01:25:51 sweating my ass off. But now it's cold. I got to just sweat my ass off inside the terminal. Speaking of terminal, have you seen that new movie that's on Netflix? Carry on? Yeah. Is that how it works? No.
Starting point is 01:26:07 Anybody, if you guys have seen that movie, don't believe the hype I wanted to message you but I was I was watching it it was like 3 o'clock in the morning I was like I don't think that's how it works in the airport
Starting point is 01:26:20 oh hell though it doesn't work I want to we're going to talk about it on East Society because it was a request I want to talk to some TSA friends to see if any of them seen it because a lot of my friends at work that saw it they were like oh my God I was telling myself
Starting point is 01:26:38 if this was real life, this would be a short movie. And it's not the next diehard. Get the hell out of here, wherever it started that shit. And that airplane bullshit at the end. And that's the same size as our planes.
Starting point is 01:26:57 And we're like, man, there's no way. You can't even stand up in the bottom of our planes. According to that movie, you can have a whole fight scene. I know. And there is not no airtight case or whatever that was that type room in the bottom. That's where I wanted to really message you.
Starting point is 01:27:17 It was like they really got these like chambers where you can release like biovirus. Not in ours. I don't know. Maybe another airlines. But most planes are as big as ours and there's no way you can stand up at the bottom.
Starting point is 01:27:37 maybe in those big 747s you could but nah not the plane that they were in no I had a lot to say about that movie I mean it was enjoyable it was a little too long but uh nah anyway back to the action listen to the East society everyone well we'll see what I are going to run through it
Starting point is 01:27:58 but spoilers and all because I got a lot of shit to talk about that movie uh oh everyone that dude listen to society. Sorry about the no 12 random days of Christmas. I just, my work schedule
Starting point is 01:28:13 sucks and it's just hard to do anything now. So, but continue. Might do a, 12 recommendations for Christmas. Then I'll just be one show. So, yeah, I'm thinking of some movies.
Starting point is 01:28:29 We'll throw one together before Christmas. Ah. Gunther, Damien. I don't know. I mean, I like Oh, watch out for that chop Damien priest's guys Go ahead. Go ahead. I was going to say, I feel like
Starting point is 01:28:48 Gunther, lately, he's not as rough and hardcore as he was before. Got that belt. He don't need to prove himself anymore. Ooh, I want what kind of material. Damien's ring. attire is. It looks rubber, but I'm sure it's not.
Starting point is 01:29:18 Latex or something. Something. Something that's flexible. And does he design it? Ooh, or does someone design it for him? What do you think of this? All right, cool. Because he never wears the same thing. I don't know. I heard a lot of the
Starting point is 01:29:38 wrestlers we have an input on what they wear. Oh, I was watching Total Divas. uh when i did watch it no i mean don't get me wrong um nicky i love you but uh she made her and natty i love you too but those two made me hate that show her relationship with her sister is weird uh yeah she tried the dude seen a dirty he said nope get lost it's all right he got it no natty and her sister oh what's up with her is she making her return I think she's supposed to be there on First Wrongs, Netflix. All right.
Starting point is 01:30:24 I saw some thing on Twitter X or whatever it's called. I like that even. I like her in the ring. I hate when she gets on the mic. It's so forced and fake. Oh, these two are just throwing each other around. That's all they're doing. They're not even doing any good moves.
Starting point is 01:30:52 yeah i wasn't really hyped for this match going in because we've already seen this before yeah good thing is just throwing damien around all over the place he's not doing much just giving him chops and four arms and kicks
Starting point is 01:31:11 ow i was a real kick man out of kicked his arm out of his shoulder out of socket oh man i don't know what i did at work man i twisted my knee so i've been just doing exercises and DDP yoga, shout out
Starting point is 01:31:31 to Diamond Dallas page. Just trying to I mean, it didn't hurt as bad as it did, but I think stretching it and doing everything is making it feel better. I tried those little knee patches. Oh man, those it helps for a little bit.
Starting point is 01:31:50 Helps me get through work. And then I get home and I'm like, oh, I got to ice it and everything. shout out to a quick little plug old bones with their little knee gaskets or knee things whatever wearing that's cool and
Starting point is 01:32:07 I got ice my knee when I get home they have an ice sleeve and just slides right over my little skinny legs and ah and you get things cool you can heat it up too go in the microwave or oil and water whatever you choose
Starting point is 01:32:25 so you can ice and and heat it. So it happens when you get old boys and girls. Take care of yourself. Oh man. I ain't the young spring chicken
Starting point is 01:32:39 like I was. And I'm all beat up and old. Hey, but I'm still doing it. I'm still out there doing it. I'm still riding my skateboard. I'm seeing why I don't remember anything from this match because there ain't nothing happening.
Starting point is 01:32:53 Yeah, I mean, he's got his knee or his leg or his shin on Damien's back and holding his leg or his arms back on Damien springing back to life getting back up getting back to his knee he's just holding his arm short forearm to Gunther's neck whoa chop to Damien ooh forearm wow I look like how it connected the back of his dome so yeah they're not doing much but just grabbing and swinging arms at each other and yeah like you said how many times have we seen this match come on yeah because didn't they have their whole
Starting point is 01:33:41 back and forth originally in their few where i guess gunter was calling them trash yeah ooh kick to the dome and he kept saying stuff like you people I was like, are you guys going back to those days? As much as some people want it, they can't go back. They can't go back. I mean, there's some stuff from the attitude era I want to come back. No, not the half-naked ladies. That ain't ever happened.
Starting point is 01:34:11 Happening. Just watch YouTube. I got plenty of those compilations. Damien's getting hyped up again. Ha-ha. getting back to his feet. I like when they get hype when they just start shaking. See, how many four arms you're going to give?
Starting point is 01:34:32 They're the same side of the head. Up swing, miss. Gunther does the arm twist. Ow. Ooh. Not. Chop. So it's just like slaps.
Starting point is 01:34:46 I just feel like he don't go as hard as he used to. uh um pretty made it to made it to the top of the company and you just like eased up oh Damien's baby in that other arm
Starting point is 01:35:05 pinned him got to kick down come on get back up and do something you guys are just doing the same moves over and over again oh oh this is the the dark buff ref oh damn Damien's getting everyone clapping.
Starting point is 01:35:30 Gunther on his knees getting up. Damian off the rope. Wop miss. Gunther got him. Ah. Geez, four, uh-oh. Power bombs. Damien up.
Starting point is 01:35:44 Damien gets out of it. Boot to the chest. He gets Gunther. Oh, let's just wait. He tried to give him a power bomb. We couldn't pick him up. Timian rolling out. Uh-oh.
Starting point is 01:36:00 Oh. It's a mission. Priest got Gunther in a triangle holding his head. He's like just barely holding on his fingertips. Gunther can easily just knock him in the face or something and get out of it. Super kick. Ooh, whoa. Deesh.
Starting point is 01:36:27 Going for another power bomb. Priest. It's taking too long, man. Oh. Uh-oh. you're razor's edge nope ah silly rolled sleep rolled have you ever done that to someone i mean stupid kids like us we had yeah wow power bomb the davian priest something off his uh tire fell off uh man did it to my buddy at school and he just we're at gym being stupid because the mats
Starting point is 01:37:10 were out got my friend and one and was doing it to see it and he he says he went out for a minute I don't know but we were scared like dude dude didn't wake up he kind of like what happened you're like who
Starting point is 01:37:26 don't do don't try that stuff at home boys and girls they still put that disclaimer in the beginning of wrestling I remember they were doing that for a long time I haven't seen it in a while I don't know you'd think they would still
Starting point is 01:37:46 yeah so we're telling you guys don't try this at home this is only for the professionals that's always noticed man i'm looking at the crowd everyone i mean when you go to the live events they're like ha they're like yelling everyone keep your camera down don't pull your cameras out don't film nothing but at these man everyone's filming shit ooh oh wow because we went to one of the live events in reno and the security was like put your phones away oh raises edge to gunther I filmed a little bit I got to kicked out
Starting point is 01:38:24 they're supposed to be building this um for those you that are familiar with the Reno area the Grand Sierra Resort and Casino my son and I went to a concert there a week or so ago and up on the movie screens they were shown they're going to build this big giant
Starting point is 01:38:45 arena the Reno Arena or whatever connected to the Grand Sierra Hotel it looked cool but then we're like where they want to build it again if you're familiar with the Grand Sierra and Reno the pictures
Starting point is 01:39:05 or the videos that they were showing man it looked like that arena is going to be butted up against the freeway so I don't know if it's just concept drawings but it looks cool we'll see it says 2027 is when it's going to be done so I'm hoping once they build that maybe oh maybe they'll bring more wrestling
Starting point is 01:39:21 WW to Reno again because for a while we used to get it. Whoa, almost pulled the Gunther's spankies off. Ooh, whoa. A fortunate place to have your face. Cool. I like when he does that ruthless stuff right there, stomping on the other arm.
Starting point is 01:39:47 Oh, man. Got him in the hand of the wrist. Uh-oh. Damien's sudden to fade. He doesn't have that hard. Oh, look, his head fell right out of there. easily. Snap your arm.
Starting point is 01:40:02 Crawling over to the rope. Yeah, let me just help you get over there. I like that. What's his name? I always did it. Broke a triple-Ages arm a couple times. Brock. Oh, yeah. Do you think Brock's coming back ever, ever after all this craziness?
Starting point is 01:40:21 I didn't catch it on Raw, but I saw some video where they were talking about how they said they hinted at the beast like three times during the show I don't know man I mean was he a part of all Vince's craziness I think if he was they they would have
Starting point is 01:40:44 they would have put his name in a lawsuit instead of just referring to him not by name you know yeah we'll see ooh got they're trying to get everyone hyped up it goes back and forth man they do you hear the booze and the cheers
Starting point is 01:41:13 tell how long has this match been going out the other matches before this were like minutes this match is almost 20 minutes and they're just slapping each other up and now damey's lane uh he's picking him up got the won't miss ah priest came back clothesline he's getting tired
Starting point is 01:41:40 his shoulder just slam it into the ring get it back in you'll be all right old Martin Rigg style huh yeah you're dim he's usually
Starting point is 01:41:54 coming towards the end when he flips his shirt off uh they're both just barely cutting along I pin Gunther and kicked out there'd be no way someone here we'll give you a million dollars
Starting point is 01:42:15 getting the ring right now hell I'd barely go a few seconds to be gasping for air and I don't care what anyone to do if any of you have ever like thrown yourself on these rings not in a WWE ring but a wrestling ring at any of the live shows I'm sure they're all built the same
Starting point is 01:42:32 that still hurts those not the not two by fours the the two by sixes or whatever those awards are and that still hurts yeah it's got some spring but nah these mats hurt because when i was helping them put that ring together when i went to the uh what was a camera what it called the luchador stuff in reno that ring oh man it was all rickety but they were still out there doing it still had a good time and a good show couldn't understand no one. They were all speaking Spanish to me and I
Starting point is 01:43:08 just nodded. Helped him put the ring together. Why did that happen? The guy that brought the ring showed up too long. No, no, no. Oh, no. Oh, this? Oh, okay. He pushed Gunther off and then the camera cut to
Starting point is 01:43:24 Damien flying through the air out of the ring after he pushed Gunther off. I don't know. Uh-oh. Someone's coming. Yeah. That's why he fell off. so this can happen Finn Baller the Coogre
Starting point is 01:43:38 I still give it to him man I mean even when he jumps off the top oh oh big boots almost got the camera crew a big boot to Finn Baller he's laying there
Starting point is 01:43:53 Gunther picks up Damian Priest throws him back into the ring scoops him up for a power bomb oh it's a little sloppy but he got it oh oh let me just start giving you some uh
Starting point is 01:44:06 ow that's it got him in submission the army even under the chin uh uh it's just on his cheek the priest is starting to fade uh oh that's it yeah damien's he's done for
Starting point is 01:44:24 and gunther is still he said something to him and fit baller just holding his chest on outside of the ring he's supposed to be knocked out but not too knocked out to roll out of the rain finbauer you have some crazy looks on his face he's a haircut man hey i hate those bangs like that that's all out of breath
Starting point is 01:45:02 couldn't even buckle his own belt davy is to lay in there holding his heart he's all beat up oh damien priest but but it's CVS they graded this one a B plus uh all right B plus for time I guess
Starting point is 01:45:28 I don't know this one was kind of long still don't understand why he fell off the top row no idea all right everyone, we're on to the final match of the night. The match
Starting point is 01:45:48 we were all waiting for. Yes. The last war games match. Roman Reigns, the Uso's, Jimmy and Jay. Us. Sammy Zane. And C.M. Punk, taking on the new bloodline.
Starting point is 01:46:10 Solosokoa, Jacob Fartu, Toma Tonga, and Tonga Loa and Bronson Reed's big ass shout out to him yeah they're bringing everyone out getting them all in the ring all right who came out
Starting point is 01:46:27 other than all them I think Sammy Zane came out first what's his name jumped into the cage and it's climbing all around like a like a Tomatanga yeah scaling the signs
Starting point is 01:46:41 yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Slim Jim Oh man I was kind of watching clips Shout out to the guy At last year or this year's WrestleMania when they did the Slim Jim section or whatever
Starting point is 01:47:02 And everyone's standing at a hold of the Slivjidges Yeah that dude had a handful of him He was making them go in it out of his mouth Oh man yeah he got busted though sammy zane coming out part-time us
Starting point is 01:47:24 sammy uso with that shirt I didn't really care for samusane I've said this a billion times but lately I've been liking all this stuff that he's doing sammy's a lot but as hard as he goes and all the punishment he takes
Starting point is 01:47:43 he's still raw all right that comes jimmy you so OG bloodline I'll speaking of that my wife wants one of those shirts she's got the the OTC one she wants the OG bloodline
Starting point is 01:48:01 yeah she wants that shirt she's all about them we met Roman Rain once and she was all about it I'm like damn ah here comes seeing punk I know some people don't care for them
Starting point is 01:48:18 I know something maybe not any of you guys listening but some of these people are still butt hurt that he's back in the WWE but like he said he ain't here to make friends he's here to make money and I'm sure he's making plenty of it they said his attitudes different
Starting point is 01:48:36 since he came back and had they probably had to put something in his contract I've said this before man they said look you can come back but we need to put some guidelines in this shit so I don't know Did you watch that older?
Starting point is 01:48:53 Did you watch that press conference for They did on YouTube for the Ron Netflix? No, not yet. Was he in it? Yeah, Michael Cole dropped A.J.'s name. Is she coming back? I don't know. People are saying
Starting point is 01:49:10 Why would you drop her name? Maybe the Royal Rumble She'll come running out. No, that's for Charlotte. No, AJ can still come back. AJ can come back. Lita, I love you. Please come back.
Starting point is 01:49:23 Just to do a rumble. And Kelly, Kelly, always good to see her when she comes out. OTC. Here comes. That's weird, man. They let, what's his name come out last? Jimmy? Or Jay?
Starting point is 01:49:43 Yeah. He's over. He's the one that's over the most. Yeah. I got my finger in the air. boys and girls Roman rains I still got my seat at the table
Starting point is 01:50:01 the real the OTC the real bloodline not these little fake gibbonies this one guy I work with he's got the little tribal tattoos like these guys not not the whole thing like how Roman and the Oosos
Starting point is 01:50:22 have it he's got it on his arm and I asked him and said was that done by a gun or the old style the tapping in he goes oh no this is a gun but I guess he's waiting for his uncle when he goes back home and he can get his other side done with the tapping
Starting point is 01:50:37 I'm like ooh I don't know man my buddy had it done with his he said other than it hurt like hell it took forever but he wanted to keep it real I couldn't I don't know I don't think I could do that the few that I have on me hurt with just the gun I can't
Starting point is 01:50:57 imagine someone tapping it into my skin over and over. That shows you how much of a a puss I am, everyone. I can't do it. The gun hurt. I got no way. Seam Punk. When's his figure coming out? Those you that saw the W.W.E. Mattel panel.
Starting point is 01:51:19 When CM Punk was there? For Christmas. I haven't seen it or I'd have it. he calls it old man punk because it's got the the gray hair and the everything on the on his new figure they showed uh they showed pictures of it and then they had a prototype that was um down at the motel booth so as soon as that comes out i want to get it show you coming into the crowd yep you know locked the cages everyone's already and here he comes heat glasses my friend says he wants some of those that's a dude cut the roman's face
Starting point is 01:52:02 look the hell's going on i mean good for jay man he's like way over everyone's all about him and a bit of his style roman style when he used to come through the crowd i like that one he used to do that and i'm not that long ass one when he came through at WrestleMania that I went to at that bitch-ass 49th stadium It took Roman hell along to get to the ring because he came
Starting point is 01:52:41 through the crowd Man there was no love The bay was slapping him and everything I don't think he wanted to do that no more But I was happy when my son Eric and I We went to Ra and Sacramento when the shield was still together They came down Down the aisle we were sitting at
Starting point is 01:53:01 we were right in the TV side so you could see us the whole time but Roman Raines and Seth Rollins came down my son was like super hyped that was too because it was um RPD and uh strongest man in the world um Mark Henry Mark Henry they were in the ring was it Mark Henry I think it was Mark Henry they were in the ring
Starting point is 01:53:25 and then the shield music kicked in everybody went ah we spun around We were looking. We didn't know if they were going to come down our aisle. Here came Roman Rains and Seth Rallens. That was a badass. Yep. Climb them up to the cage.
Starting point is 01:53:42 Get everyone going. I mean, yeah, man. Shout out to Jay, man. He's doing this thing, man. And everyone's all about him. I hope it's not just a splash in the pan. Keep it going for a few years like this, keeping that one.
Starting point is 01:54:02 But come up with a new word. Yeag is getting old. Well, it's been old. according to my son and your daughter. She's a bloodline fan, so she says she'll let it pass. All right, man. So they what? These guys battle for five minutes before the first, the next person comes in? Is that what it was?
Starting point is 01:54:31 Yeah. Yeah, Roman Rains. I mean, he's playing the part. He don't care. He wants to be the star. Yeah, five minutes before the next person comes in. Well, and before any of them come in. But the actual match doesn't start until all of them are in the ring. So, but these two are kicking it off. Tama is a character. These guys are all family, right?
Starting point is 01:55:05 Tama and Tangoa, well, they're Tonga again, but they're like considered family because their dad, Haku is like the Uso's and Romans like uncle. But they're not blood related. Jacob's blood related, though. OTC.
Starting point is 01:55:39 The crowd's all screaming OTC and something else. I can't hear it. Come on, you guys are taking it forever. Just looking at each other. I think they're Chen OTC, CM Punk. Yeah, I can hear it now.
Starting point is 01:56:05 Come on, man, you got five minutes, and I just crawl around the ring, look at each other. And nobody tests the hydration station. That's still standing back there. Got to preserve it. Someone should have crashed into it. Yeaked. Jay, dropping the bombs on them.
Starting point is 01:56:28 I mean, these guys, all of them, they all, they all are good performers, all of them, each and every one of them, and they're on a little special way. Jacob Fautu is my favorite. I'm like how wild he gets I love you solo ah
Starting point is 01:56:47 nobody home jay tried to give him a kick and duck at the press conference they wanted him to say it when they were up there on stage well these chops ain't even doing nothing just barely tapping him
Starting point is 01:57:10 but this this last match is like half hour long I might have to skip up some to get to some action but we got to talk about Tom and going for the pin you see that part yet uh he went for the pin and then he looked at the crowd and he was like just realized that there's no pinfalls
Starting point is 01:57:35 or refs and then he yells He tried to play it off. He yelled something. Like, that just shows you I could have beat him already. Ooh, splash off the top. You twid down for the pit and sat up and oh, come on.
Starting point is 01:58:01 Now he's just dropping bombs on Jay. Yeah, right there, I want to one already. Crowd started screaming. You fucked up. I think on YouTube There was clips of the camera in the cage And Jimmy was like He doesn't even know the rules
Starting point is 01:58:26 Oh there he goes right there Oh Ooh So 13 seconds 12 Before the next person comes in Oh They're both laying there
Starting point is 01:58:50 Uh oh New Bloodlines cage is opening That's a scary man Bronson Ries Do you think he's done Wrestling or With the bloodline I mean
Starting point is 01:59:12 He's wrestling for a while They said he's out for six months I felt that man It's been over a year Since I broke my ankle And it hurts every now then. Well, he started throwing in the chairs. Jay, he's
Starting point is 01:59:37 grabbing the chairs and throwing it at him. Ooh. Bronson Reed just slapped that shit out of the air. Ooh, Yeat. Give him the bombs. What's Tommy? Oh. Oh, he's laying in the corner. I'm dead. Oh.
Starting point is 01:59:56 Gave him a ball shot to them. Stopped. Yeah, Bronson Reed's a big motherfucker, man. Oh, too. A weak chair shot He's like Come on get your ass up
Starting point is 02:00:10 Now he's back on his feet Yeah what was with the chair shots In this PLE I don't know That was there yeah That was a good one To the back Yeah that's just ooh
Starting point is 02:00:30 Ooh Sintan Oh Bronson I'll sit down I think that was a smart food though putting them into the new bloodline yeah he's is he Australian or yeah I think I've said yeah I don't know if it was the last time when I accidentally said he was New Zealand who no yeah
Starting point is 02:01:00 my mistake he looks like my friend that lives here my friend chunk Jay and his nikes I can't feel good getting super kicked by just by real tennis shoes. Oh, Bronson Reed just standing on Jay. Yeah, that didn't look like that felt good. Uh-uh. I don't know how much your weights, but All right, Jay is on his feet, sling Toma to them. Ah.
Starting point is 02:01:44 Chest. Uh-oh, there comes Bronson. Oh. Oh. All right. 12 seconds, 10. For the next one. who's coming in
Starting point is 02:01:58 looks like jimmy's ready to go that opens the door nap you got hurt tonight too it comes he's in a get in there save your brother man beating the hell out of
Starting point is 02:02:15 oh shit I miss that kick yeah bronson he played it off though oh yeah weak chop wouldn't it done nothing to bronson read Subi double super kick To the gut
Starting point is 02:02:30 Well, pop a lock That was a weak That wasn't to stunned him Ooh Tom and Tonga back in there Slamming Jay Ooh Watch out Jimmy
Starting point is 02:02:44 Ooh That was a weak kick Ooh Oh Jimmy to the top Oh Oh A little Jeff Hardy move right there
Starting point is 02:02:55 Yeah that looks like it came off uh-oh mouth already bleeding jimmy need to start doing more stuff like that who's he yelling at michael cole he's yelling at one of them all right pull up your brother
Starting point is 02:03:12 probably yelling at your boy corey good what's the princess of statin island at home making babies oh get them up chop comes j a minute 30 for the next person comes in charles kneeling down the corner outside of the ring charles robinson got both of uh tomlin and bronson in the ring being
Starting point is 02:04:04 usos dropping bombs on him i ain't fading bronson or he acts like he's all dazed you gotta sell it yeah super kick oh no we sold that good you heard the slap is that punk sign saying punk
Starting point is 02:04:32 something I can't read it I watch my glasses see everyone take care of your eyes too when you get old everything's going down on me ears eyes all that been around those planes
Starting point is 02:04:49 too long going to rock shows without earplugs where are your plugs no matter where you're at there comes the king of the botch oh no sello says no no not today bro yeah here he comes jacob fatu and this crazy ass you ever hear his story uh uh uh about him being in prison what wrestling like saved his life real prison Not like dirty dom? No. He really did time?
Starting point is 02:05:27 He did more than a couple hours. Like he did like years. Who was it? Is it? Corey's dumb ass? He's done time. Shut up, Corey. You don't know nothing about that shit. Oh.
Starting point is 02:05:44 I don't care. It's still the greatest WrestleMania entrance. With the prison transfer, transport van. He's down. Hell yeah, but he did mommy dirty. I hate him. Spinning elbow.
Starting point is 02:06:03 Took down Jay. All the other guys are just taking a break. They're all tired. Fatoos beating up the Usos. Jimmy's on the outside and his head slammed into the cage. Uh-oh. Jay's grabbing up. Head butt to Jay.
Starting point is 02:06:21 He goes down. oh wow whoa the fuck you solo chance i was waiting for the rock to come out during all this to do something oh damn he's beating the hell out of both of them ooh oh it comes bronson reed oh tom was coming in as well after you beat the hell out of two now you two come walking in before he got hurt i would have said let these two go for the tag titles bronson reading jacob ha too yep Jimmy's still on the outskirts laying there.
Starting point is 02:07:15 Uh-oh. They got Jay up to pick him up. Watch his shoulders. What kind of spin move was that? So, uh-huh. Jacob praying over him. Hey, what is this? He just flipped him.
Starting point is 02:07:40 Ooh, ow. That was perfect. Whatever he did when he slipped into it to him. Did Jimmy? Uh-oh. 12 seconds. Ten. 10 9 who's coming in oh oh roman stopped punk punk was ready to charge in
Starting point is 02:08:07 he's like you sure sammy us so's coming in he's like you sure should I go in I thought they were gonna start punching each other inside the cage that would have been awesome come on Sammy get in there take it too long also oh so they got three minutes before the next person comes in. All right. Sammy Eust comes in. Tama, getting him. Where's Bronson all? He's over there.
Starting point is 02:08:44 Flip over, close line. He goes down. Watch out for the camera, man. He's right in the way. Bronson reads, taking some kicks to the stomach. Ooh. Bronson. Oh, tried to splash him in the corner.
Starting point is 02:08:58 Nope. Samuel climbs up to the second row, pink. Start dropping bombs on Brunton. Bronson's Reed. Where's everyone else? Oh, there they are. Jacobs right there. Beating up on Ouso.
Starting point is 02:09:12 Beating up on Jimmy. Oh. Punk in the cage, mad. Oh. Sammy started doing some stumps on Bronson Reed in the middle of the ring, between the rings. Sammy up top. Ah.
Starting point is 02:09:31 Whoa. Nope. No good. Super kick. Ooh. Super cook to Jacob. He went down. Handshack time.
Starting point is 02:09:44 He caught Sammy in the mid-air. Oh. Do the handshake. Ah, hook. Whoa. Yeah, Toma caught that fool. Or Jacob, I mean. Uh-oh.
Starting point is 02:10:06 Now all three are Uso's are up. Sammy. Now they're going to work on Bronton Reed in the corner. What's time of hell? He's laying over there. Everyone's just standing around. Come on. This shot of punk and
Starting point is 02:10:26 the cage is hilarious. Sammy Usso chance. Oh, that was weak. Oh, Bronson's bringing back into action. She took out Jimmy. Drop my bombs on him. It comes Sammy to the rescue. Boot.
Starting point is 02:10:45 Whoa! Jacob Fattu back in the the dome the sammy bronson reed headbutt to jay he goes down oh he comes tom he's coming in oh ten seconds 10's eight oh well that was hell of week i don't know what jacin fat too is trying to do but his hand slipped tangeloas coming in here he comes yeah he got hurt too he's out for a while everyone's born i guess he uh tore is a bicep ow
Starting point is 02:11:26 going under the ring what are you looking for uh oh there come the tables come on ref hold the door open throwing in the table jacob's like give me that shit going for another one
Starting point is 02:11:47 come on otaga I didn't know what he's doing he just set it to the side come on bring in the next table get in the ring now got one table in one ring and the other through the other ones or slay the other one and the other
Starting point is 02:12:13 all right the usos are down well oh oh close line oh sammy zane threw him over in the other ring Jimmy and jay both laying there Jacob just throwing chairs around
Starting point is 02:12:32 I say watch out oh my god got Sammy zane up Ooh, oh, ha ha ha. Slammed him down. This is when, like you said earlier, about them doing split screens, this is when they should have been doing split screens. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:12:49 Roman and punk talking again. Yeah. Oh. Speeding the shit out of Sammy in the corner. Slamming Jimmy. Oh. Whoa. Oh, Sammy Zane.
Starting point is 02:13:07 I like when he sells. his shit when he gets hurt. He really sells it. How daze he always gets. Shout to Jessica. I'll just watch that video again when she stunned him at that house show. He's all the hell of good. Fatu, ah! Look at my eyes. Does that grill come out or does that just really his teeth?
Starting point is 02:13:37 I've never seen him out, so they might be permanent. My gold fell out. well broke so I need to get replaced had one of my wisdom pulled out the other day oh shout out to my dentist man he got it out all in one piece didn't break thank goodness I want them digging into my gun to pull out the other piece uh 10 seconds 8 9 7 6 who's coming in Roman looks like he's getting raised juiced up and punk's just not giving a fuck he's looking roman starting to step punk's at fuck this he goes out here he comes get in there punk old man punk oh they're ready for look at him come come punk get in there and just start
Starting point is 02:14:46 whooping ass I don't know I don't want I'd scared all of them but fought too and uh Branson Reed Those are the two I would stay away from Punk looked over at Roman Raines Looking back and forth to each other Now he's going under the ring What's he getting? It's a toolbox
Starting point is 02:15:10 Drew's favorite Watch out for that I mean Drew must be all right man He's back in action Yeah Yeah be careful because punk likes to go off script With this toolbox Ooh I already hit Jacob in the head
Starting point is 02:15:26 Boom he's just hitting all of them in the heads with the toolbox ow ow hit him in the elbow that still hurts man looking slipping out of his hand be careful maybe that's when togolo hurt his bicev he was giving some straight shots with that toolbox
Starting point is 02:15:50 uh bronson reed high knee oh everyone's getting back to their feet punk ah I knee again. Ooh, I need a fatu. He goes down. Oh, Bulldog, onto the... Ooh, onto the toolbox, but it did phase him.
Starting point is 02:16:18 Funk, turn around. Ah, see, hell no. I got scary. Ooh. Oh, Simone drop. Pop up Simone drop. I got punk. He's down.
Starting point is 02:16:31 Yeah, let me pray. Solo. I hate it. I never liked it. this stupid thumb oh jimmy springing back to action come on sammy now he's up where's jay oh he's kind of on his feet punk is laying there crawling around
Starting point is 02:16:51 come on sammy ooh oh watch out tables are up do something with them all right 18 seconds solo's getting ready to come in chops to Jay. Brunton Reed. Ooh.
Starting point is 02:17:18 Gave him a stiff shot to the gut to Jay. He's not the tribal chief. He's a fake tribal chief. Nez acknowledge him. Oh, hell no. And I don't love him. So, or Jacob does.
Starting point is 02:17:36 Oh, shout to the little kid throwing up the fingers. The middle fingers. you see that clip of someone saying something to Jacob when he's walking by somebody said his mom sucks dicks yeah they were like fuck you solo yeah no no they were acknowledging solo and then Jacob walked by and he was like you suck Jacob he's like your mama suck dick uh-oh hitting jay with the door oh got jimmy oh he's next brings him over to the door
Starting point is 02:18:17 jeez baby brother taking him down oh oh solo comes in with a chain and a lock uh oh that I broke the door uh oh solo's gonna pick up Sammy Zane
Starting point is 02:18:37 ah spinning solo ooh damn they're all on the feet everyone else laying they're dead so lo beating a puck now Oh Where are they yelling
Starting point is 02:18:54 Get his ass Hurry up The solo ordering everyone around Pucks is sitting there in the corner Stacking the Uso's Oh Fatu moonsault off the top Ont to the Uso's
Starting point is 02:19:27 Oh Ronson Reed Sammy Bronson Reed Top rope Splash on the Sammy oh, a lot of, broke my ribs and everything. This fellow looked like he lost some weight.
Starting point is 02:19:45 He was a little bigger in the beginning. Jacob Fattu, slow motion. Oh, Bronson Reed's big ass, dish. Where's punk? Oh, they got him through his feet. Oh, they beat the hell out of him. He's getting beat by all of them. yeah you see that one guy holding his arms he's probably heard it already solo going up
Starting point is 02:20:25 locking the door locking the cage while jacob praise over him huh oh well chain's locked cage is locked roman still in the cage 20 seconds shut up fucking he just steal this man somebody's a go over and just beat his ass just for the hell of it
Starting point is 02:20:58 becomes Roman I like his black gloves I don't like these red ones the red ones are better than remember he had that gold one oh I was like Thanos
Starting point is 02:21:19 OTC chance whoa Sammy Zane ow dropping bombs on Sammy Ouse He should have been really strong and just broke it. Yeah. I didn't get why they did this.
Starting point is 02:21:39 Because all he does, all he does is go and climb up the other side. I know. I was all he did to do is climb up. What was he going to do? Yeah, just climb up. He's walking around trying to pull it.
Starting point is 02:22:00 It's a cage. Just climb up. That's when they should have been jumped. They should have been like hitting him from the other side. maybe they did this so because Roman don't ever jump off shit give an excuse to jump
Starting point is 02:22:18 out something Johnson Reed keep your big ass down Romans up almost to the top slam Bronson Reed under the cage oh goes down Rains is coming down Fattitude is going up just boot him to the face
Starting point is 02:22:35 Rain, another boot to the face Solo climbs up oh slam solo into the side of the cage another one oh he falls back bronson reed looks like he's about to do something come on roman turn around there you go no let's all stand right there yeah roman splash off the top knocked them all down oh big slap another slap oh oh uppercut to bronson ooh slap to fa to solo Oh, whoa. Throws roaming over the rain and they get slapped. Where's everyone else?
Starting point is 02:23:18 They're still laying there. They're coming back to. Oh, there they are. All three of them are laying there. All right. Stay over that room. Get everyone up on their feet. And it's help Jimmy out.
Starting point is 02:23:33 Let's help Jay out. Let's just look at punk. Yeah. Walk over. Goes over to Sammy picks him up. Come on. Take a old man punk. Ah, punk got up on his own.
Starting point is 02:23:52 I was waiting for them to go at it. Uh-oh, someone's coming. Ah, Paul Heyman. The wise man, out they're breaking out the bolt cutters. Why are they doing that? I don't know. I ought to get the ref in there. Paul even.
Starting point is 02:24:22 Because I guess technically war games hasn't started yet. I know. They were all in the ring for a while now. Now it's finally starting. All right. War games is finally beginning. After I don't know how long. They had to get the ref in there. Everyone's on their feet.
Starting point is 02:24:44 Five on five. I'll just staring each other down. Don't knock down Charles Robinson. Like way smaller than all of them. Yep. There they go. on the center of the rings or the in between them beating on each other oh gee of the new bloodline
Starting point is 02:25:09 oh punk dropping bombs on fat two oh now you're giving them kicks oh sammy zane you ain't beating up no bronzen reed oh oh oh dd t brought to breadsden reed oh watch out oh super kicks to the brother brothers kick and the other brothers.
Starting point is 02:25:43 Oh, fuck you solo chance again. Yeah, you can see what's the name? Had I must have already heard his arm. Yeah, he's been a baby in it for a while now. Splashes off the top. Oh, solo. Going to work on Jay.
Starting point is 02:26:08 Ah, slammed Jay into the side. Fought to add Jimmy. punk and roman rangers still laying on the other side getting to their feet no oh hey they come solo and fat too going to work on punk oh come on camera guy get it right get him roman working fat too oh oh headbut solo b'sh. A lot to getting punk in the corner. Solos got Roman on his knees.
Starting point is 02:26:54 I've got to give him the Simone Spike. Ah! Wop miss. Whoa, punk. Ooh. That was pretty sloppy. Roman did a little too early. Speared punk by accident.
Starting point is 02:27:12 Ah! Solo Simone Spike! to Roman one two oh kicked down that looked like
Starting point is 02:27:21 three come on Bronson Reed the only one on his feet everyone was laying there solo's up
Starting point is 02:27:34 punk down Roman's laying there down the Uso's and Sammy are all laying down uh oh picking up
Starting point is 02:27:43 Bronson Reed picking up punk oh ah DZ ooh Oh here it comes
Starting point is 02:27:52 Oh, uh-oh. Jacob Fartu, wow, whoa. Now, from what they're saying, he didn't get hurt. It was a little floppy what he was doing.
Starting point is 02:28:08 He tried to cover it. He tried to fake an injury to cover of the botch of missing a boonsault. Yeah. He like slipped when he jumped up on the ropes. oh jimmy's up
Starting point is 02:28:27 chops ronson rees just standing in the corner jimmy gets slammed into the side everyone's down Charles robinson get out of the way man they're going to smash you he sold that though
Starting point is 02:28:51 I guess everybody thought he was injured setting up the table yeah he's back on his feet limping around five two oh they set the table up oh low blow from roman rains the far too he goes down
Starting point is 02:29:13 wow spirit of solo roman is back oh super kick for bronzen reed the roman he goes down uh oh bronson re picks up roman puts him nicely on the table here let me set myself up for you turn adjust myself
Starting point is 02:29:33 Bronson Rees climbing up Oh Too big to be doing that man See I get scared when Eo does it Yeah but Not a hundred pound man Yeah he climbed up to the top
Starting point is 02:29:55 Of the cage Roman Rains on the table Punk pulls him out of the way Oh fuck Bronson Reed came down right on his feet for those you that haven't seen this and it just snapped his right ankle you see it and they show it again in slow motion oh his ankle just folded ah he's done ronsonsons is laying there oh it yeah man the after this match of the people that were there and x twitter
Starting point is 02:30:41 whatever we want to call it all the videos came out uh roman rain's putting his hand down for punk because everyone was chaned for him yeah so officially because of this match ah fatu's on his feet knocked down roman super kick punk ronson re rolled out of the way oh superman punched the fatu solo ah simone's bike right to the throat you should have acknowledge me. Another Simone's bike to Roman. One, two. Ah! Super kicks
Starting point is 02:31:19 by the Uzo's. Fautu's up on his feet. He grabs Jimmy, throws him into the other ring. Ah, yeah, Bronson's done. Fattu and his fake injury. Oh, super kick. Another super kick. Ooh. Hey, what happened?
Starting point is 02:31:41 This is mine did the same thing. Okay, I thought it was just me. Oh, off the rope. Woo! One D! That was perfect, though. Uh-oh. Now here's where Jimmy gets hurt.
Starting point is 02:32:01 Yep. Yeah, Fadu. Just rolled out of the way. Let me get out of the way. So you can set this table up. Yeah, I got to let him have room to set the table out. Yep. Uh-oh.
Starting point is 02:32:15 Jimmy's climbing up to the top. Jay put Fatu perfectly on the table Nice and nice and gently Yep Tonga Loh trying to spring into action Ooh spear Tonga go down
Starting point is 02:32:29 Ah Tom and Tonga comes into the ring knocks down Jay Jimmy's still up there perched Fartu is still laying there Sammy Zane Ah Thunder bomb
Starting point is 02:32:42 Oh Jimmy's climbing up top Uh oh Got to go up higher, Jimmy. I didn't want him to hit his head on that metal. That shit looks sharp. Uh-oh. He climbs up to the top. Come on, man.
Starting point is 02:33:01 And Jimmy can do it. Jimmy can do it. Jimmy's up there at the top. Jake a fire to just look. So he can get ready for it. Ah, splashed. Oh, ah, Jimmy. Top of the cage on to.
Starting point is 02:33:25 Oh, he's laying there. Hurt. And I don't know what Jacob Fautu is doing with these spas on the side. He's dying. Sammy Zane slowly trying to get to his feet. He goes over, picks up Jimmy. Jimmy's, I got hurt. Goes over and picks up Jay.
Starting point is 02:33:50 Get him to his feet. Ah. Just lay in the corner, man. You'd be all right. Punk and rovers still laying there. Bronson just rolled out of the way. He's done for. Oh, man.
Starting point is 02:34:07 I can still feel it. That shit fucking. It's probably just throbbing. Nothing he can do about it. Got that leg resting on that rope. I didn't see any videos of how they got him out of the ring. Obviously, brought the cage up. I think I've seen one where he was helped to the back.
Starting point is 02:34:32 Oh, yeah, they like walked him out. They didn't even put him on a stretcher or anything or, uh-oh. So he was on his feet. OTC and the gang are all about to get him. You fucked up chance. He's getting ready. Roman. Oh, point out of him.
Starting point is 02:35:03 Acknowledge me. I was like, oh, super kick. It's another super kick by the Uso's. Double super kick. Solo falls in the corner. Sammy, you're next. A little of a kick. Ah, right to the jaw. If I said, sorry, bro.
Starting point is 02:35:26 As he leaned into him. Uh-oh, punk. Picked him up. GTS. Oh, oh, tries. Oh, solo falls back. Ah, spear. Oh, solo goes down.
Starting point is 02:35:44 One, two, three. That's it for the war games. Come on, medics. Get in there and help Bronson Reed. El Bronson, help Tongoloa. All of them. Except Jacob, the guy that wasn't really hurt. Punkton do much, man.
Starting point is 02:36:06 He's not all sweaty. His hair's all dry still. Oh, man. Jimmy with his broken big toe Is that what happened? Yeah, he broke his big toe when he landed. So officially, Jimmy broken big toe, Bronson Reed, broken ankle, Tonga Loa, torn bicep,
Starting point is 02:36:32 Jacob Fatu, 100% healthy. Ah, man. Oh, Bronson Reed, man. He's just laying there. Charles Robinson helping him out. And probably telling him, we'll get you out of here as soon as we can. yeah let these guys show both for a minute
Starting point is 02:36:53 it'll be all right yeah how long was he laying and I'm going fuck hurry out just let this shit head like I said he at least he had that leg rest on that bottom row and not even trying to move
Starting point is 02:37:12 I mean that bone like broken too oh the low blow spear oh I was before there he is Bronson Reed
Starting point is 02:37:34 Oh I showed it again Jimmy I see that His tip of his foot slammed down Yeah He brought his feet down Hella hard
Starting point is 02:37:55 Dink I think Bronson would have been okay If it Because he was trying not to hit Roman Ooh GTS sounds kind of weak Ooh Oh
Starting point is 02:38:12 see Brotharad rolled over just to watch Yeah he was like reaching for solo Yeah That's all he could do Paul He was big ass in the background So what do you
Starting point is 02:38:35 What do you think this Favor is That The wise man owes CM Punk I don't know I mean I just like that he's back together We'll see
Starting point is 02:38:48 be back there praying Roman got his hand out and Punk's just looking at him shook his hand Well I still want to see them go at it at some point Maybe that's the favor Maybe Roman eventually gets the belt back And then punk take it away
Starting point is 02:39:06 Yeah We'll see Maybe uh Roman and punk At WrestleMania Well Roman's gonna have to win the belt at some point But that's like what a couple months April
Starting point is 02:39:23 yeah I don't know we'll see everyone's dead laying there the other ring Sammy Zane I like how they got him in there I was like why why he's in there in the beginning when they did this however long ago but for him to come back I think that was it everyone's all
Starting point is 02:39:49 laying there all beat up yeah they do one more pose off the entrance way that was last year when punk made his return Survivor Series war games Chicago What's his name? Flipped out
Starting point is 02:40:04 Oh, Seth Rollins Yeah Sammy Zane We'll see what it happens Yeah, the pose at the end I thought Paul Hamer was going to start crying But CVS sports
Starting point is 02:40:28 They graded this match An A minus I'll get a plus Yeah, I'll just say a plus My a minus They did way more You gotta give the extra To the people who got hurt
Starting point is 02:40:44 And stayed in the match Yeah, I mean just Kept it going man Shit hurts man But you still got to do it Oh man Oh Saturday night's Uh main event
Starting point is 02:40:59 There was some good matches in this I mean, but I was mainly just geared up for the end to see. How did you feel about the commercial breaks? Oh, at the end, during the main event, you got like 10 commercial ads. I'm like, why didn't you do that at one of the earlier matches? Why did you throw in all the commercials at the very end during the main event? I get what they were trying to do. They were trying to capture that that old school feeling that it was what it was like to watch it back in the day.
Starting point is 02:41:40 But they were overdoing it with the ads. Oh, my God. I'm like, man, I paid for no ads. You gave me like every single one. Oh, man. It was just not good placement. I mean, I don't know who runs the show. But they should not do that.
Starting point is 02:42:02 Spread it throughout the whole thing, not throw however many at the very end. During the main event, man. Here I'm watching the left side of the screen. Like, fuck, man. And just maybe one or two ads, all right. Then we'll get back. Oh, man, because a lot of stuff happened in that main event during that commercial, all those commercial breaks.
Starting point is 02:42:21 And I was there. I was like, one, two, I was fine. But then it just kept going and going. And I was luckily nobody was home. I was like, what the fuck? man, I was getting mad. But with that being said, the matches were
Starting point is 02:42:37 they were quick and to the point, though. Yeah. Because this was only an hour and a half, so. Because we had, I got it pulled up right here. We had first match Drew McIntyre defeating Sammy Zane. Drew's back
Starting point is 02:42:53 going after going after the bloodline again for some reason. Liv Morgan defeated E.O. Sky, which that was a hell of a match. I like that. I wanted E.O. to win, but I knew they're setting up the Liv Ria thing. But I'm glad that Liv one clean. Yeah. And for a secondary, it looked like she might have got her nose broke, but she didn't when she caught that stiff knee.
Starting point is 02:43:23 Yeah, she did. I mean, I thought that was it. I was waiting for blood to start pouring out. The third match is probably the most pointless. Gunther in a triple thread with Finn Baller and Damien Priest. We already knew who was going to come out on top of this one. Sorry, you hear my dog in back. You got to go out. Chelsea Green defeated Beachin to become the first ever United States women's champ. Happy winner.
Starting point is 02:43:57 I'm happy for Chelsea Green. She deserves it. I'm mad. Chelsea for the win. And then Cody Rose defeats Kevin Owens for the undisputed championship and they brought out the old school winged eagle belt. Kevin Owens immediately
Starting point is 02:44:20 Podrow Cody after the match sending him out on the stretcher and taking the championship belt with him. That's when the chip. whole age came out oh got a little shoving match yeah now we didn't see it and he had to watch the the aftermath videos yeah and i guess uh kevin owns has been defending the winged eagle belt at house shows as the champ good even though he's not the champ but i'm for it oh it's cool excuse me uh bringing back saturday night's main event um just reminded me. I mean, as a little kid watching wrestling.
Starting point is 02:45:06 Mm-hmm. I did watch Saturday Night Live back in the day, but it was just like the old days. I mean, Saturday Night Live will not be playing tonight. Tonight we're giving you Saturday night's main event. And that just brought me just like, oh, man, brought me back to Little Nez watching wrestling late at night. Because usually just watched it like early in the morning, Saturday mornings. But back then, wrestling was only an hour. not like today where it's two hours and three hours I mean it was cool just brought that old nostalgia back and they even had the old uh...
Starting point is 02:45:41 WW, not the F, but the old style. But the thing that put me to tears was I wasn't, I mean, I knew he was coming at some point because they, he kind of just, him in Triple A just kind of hashed it out and I'm sure this wouldn't happen. was around but the legendary Jesse the body Ventura came out oh just hobbling out there but everyone loved
Starting point is 02:46:15 them and he came out with the little these little feathered tassel things I was like oh my god I just couldn't believe it I mean I had tears in my eyes when he came out I mean I just watching him as a kid in the ring until he just started commentating and talking shit during all the Saturday morning wrestling during the pay-per-views and the WrestleMania. Him and Gorilla Monsoon going back and forth. To bring Jesse the body back. It was amazing. And to have him commentating the matches, man, that's, it hadn't done it. I don't know how many years, but it was awesome.
Starting point is 02:47:03 to hear his voice while the matches were going on much less to see him i've never met the man but i've always been a fan of uh the body uh during the wrestling during the commentating and once he started doing movies everyone loved him as blaine and uh Arnold movie predator uh even captain freedom and the running man and all the other things he did but like i said man i i you guys not i mean i had tears on my eyes just to see him walk out there i mean even those those those videos they had when he came back um before this well to some other events just to show up and how all the wrestlers were oh my god and everyone just just fanboying and fan girling over him but for me to see this again in 2024 a year's almost up i mean this probably my favorite uh
Starting point is 02:48:03 sports event i mean sport moment of the year i mean that we got a lot of good wrestling but to have jesse the body of interior come back on saturday night's main event just just again put tears on my eyes little nez watching as i'm old nez old man nez now but it was still awesome and pat mackoffie's ass i love him this was total old old style the the closed uh little Um, walkway. Yeah, even the, even the camera angles felt like old school. Yeah, man, they brought the old barriers back, the old school barriers that never held anyone back. Uh, for the walkout area, hydration station, hydration station right there.
Starting point is 02:48:53 Pat McAfee. What team did he play for? I think the Colts. I finally get to watch his, um, his show. man they were cracking down on the the Disney plus and all that so I had to get had to get my own and and I had to do the bundle the the Hulu ESPN Disney Plus bundle I had to do some research because I was I wanted to watch a movie on Hulu and it wasn't I was like hey I thought I had the bundle I had the
Starting point is 02:49:35 little bit bundle of Hulu it only gave you some of the things not everything I was you guys I had to go look at the the plans again I think I was paying like 1599 or whatever it is I thought I had it all but I don't want to give you so much of Hulu and then there was another one 1999 where they gave you all of Hulu so I had to upgrade to that
Starting point is 02:50:02 so but damn you Disney you guys I mean Saturday's main event it was good I don't know how often we're going to get it but it was always such a treat as a kid getting another one on January 25th
Starting point is 02:50:19 all right well I'll be there to watch it again and yeah I mean I thought it was a good to bring Saturday night's live Saturday night's main event back again I thought it was really cool. So hopefully at some point comes over to anywhere closer to me. I don't know why that'll do stuff like
Starting point is 02:50:40 do it in San Francisco at the Chase Center or whatever the hell it's called where the Warriors play. Oh man. See that little gold dust in the crowd. Sam, that's Sammy Zade. Kevin Owens with the gold dust shirt on,
Starting point is 02:50:58 not here, but one of the one of the buildups to this he had a gold dust shirt but then uh but cody rose man he did the little star blah no i like star dust i don't care what anyone says oh man speaking of him i tried to i was going to buy one of his figures on ebay everyone hated him but those figures shot up as soon as he said he'll never come back You know the prices are going to shoot out. But Saturday night's main event, it was awesome.
Starting point is 02:51:39 If you guys have Peacock, I'm pretty sure all you guys do if you're watching or listening to this. Yeah, so I'm looking at the schedule. Looks like we've got another Saturday Night's main event on the 25th of January. And then after that, on February 1st, it's the Royal Rumble. Where's that at? Indianapolis. Oh, that's right. Everything's going to be over there.
Starting point is 02:52:02 WrestleMania is going to be there, not next year, but the year after it's going to be there. I was going to go to World Rumble with Taylor, but that's the time I'm going to be in Florida for Megacom. Zies who and I are going to go out there. I've never been to Florida. Hopefully I can see Brother Lance. He's in Orlando, isn't he? I don't know. He's in Melbourne.
Starting point is 02:52:27 Melbourne. I don't know. It's not like some Florida. shit. I don't even know. I've never been to Florida. I don't think he's that he's not too far from Orlando. It's a message him like he messages me in the middle of the night. Let me see. Okay, there's Orlando. What'd you say? He's Melbourne. Melbourne. I don't know. I'm going to try to see a little while I'm there. I told him I was coming out.
Starting point is 02:53:06 He's in the Orlando area. Melbourne, I don't know where that is. I don't see it. It's probably someone more small. He's got alligators and all that running around. No, I'm good. I don't know. I'll get a hold of him.
Starting point is 02:53:28 Hopefully see him out there. All right, everyone. That is it. We gave you enough wrestling. But yeah, AW as well. That's coming next year and everything else we got going on. So shout out to Max and Netflix. Hopefully.
Starting point is 02:53:44 raw comes off without the the Tyson not to blame Tyson but that's what everyone calls it so but everyone go to horror returns.com for everything and yes we do have action returns and stream fiends coming I've been saying that for months the movies are watched and we are going to do them we just got to sit down yeah we're not lying it's that is coming we just didn't say win. Yeah, it'll be hopefully at least one of those episodes before the years up. Yeah. All right, everyone.
Starting point is 02:54:22 We'll see you guys next time, but I don't know when the next wrestling one is. I think next year. So, but Merry Christmas, happy holidays. Merry Christmas or happy Christmas, whatever you guys want to call it. Today's world's nuts. We're still here. We're still the same guys and we'll be the same show next year as well. So just be safe out there.
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