The Horror Returns - The Wrestling Returns - WWE: WrestleMania 39 (2023) Card
Episode Date: March 30, 2023This episode Brian and Nez rundown the card for WWE Wrestlemania 39. Join The Wrestling Returns on Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/614555330016037 Instagram - @the_wrestling_retu...rns Twitter - @the_w_returns Check out everything Horror Returns at: https://thehorrorreturns.com Join The Horror Returns Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1056143707851246 THR Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thehorrorreturns Join The Action Returns Facebook group. https://www.facebook.com/groups/841619946357776 Follow The Action Returns on IG and Twitter: Instagram: @theactionreturns Twitter: @action_returns Join the THR Presents: Stream Fiends Facebook Group. https://www.facebook.com/groups/3860579827402429 Follow THR Stream Fiends on IG: @thrstreamfiends
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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, welcome to another episode of the wrestling returns.
Welcome back everybody to a very special bonus episode of the wrestling returns.
I'm your host Brian.
With me as always is my brother Ness.
What's up, man?
Yo, yo, man.
Well, everyone, I'm not going to WrestleMania.
Well, I don't know.
I was going on vacation.
I have the whole week off.
I mean, I still could go, but.
I don't know.
My grandsons are not feeling the best.
I caught something from school.
And I could go.
I was looking forward to live on the spot recording of you messing with random 49er fans.
I don't want to.
If, if, if it's a big if, if, if I do go, it'll probably just be one day,
just the first day.
I don't want to leave.
If my grandsons are like really,
really sick, I mean, they're not really sick,
but just kind of don't want to leave her here.
Dealing with two sick little boys.
So.
Yeah, that could be a lot.
Yeah, I could, she'll say go ahead,
but in the end, they're like,
Yeah, you know what that means.
Yeah, if you go.
I mean, it's, I've, I've,
I've gone.
places before when she was like, well, it's all right.
Just go ahead and go.
And I'd go and then I'd text her and I'd get all the one, the one word answers.
When you get the one word answers, guys, that's when you're in trouble.
I don't know.
I mean, it depends.
I mean, I'd rather go on my vacation to where I was going to go to Arizona.
But I don't know.
We'll see.
But, WrestleMania.
39 is that right now 39 this is in anglewood
California Hollywood that's miles from Hollywood I mean they
I guess they were doing something at the funco
Hollywood and Rio Ripley was gonna be there but I guess you had it was
like a ticketed event so it was like a limited thing because her
her funco pop is coming out
I was like, man,
the Theo sent me all this.
And I mean, Mommy, I love her, but
I have to be another time, I guess.
But I don't, we're, I'm on CBSports.com.
I don't know what order this is.
I assume this is the whole card.
And.
I got a pulled up on Wikipedia, and they got it in two different nights, but I don't know how accurate this is because I know they haven't really announced anything.
Yeah, but I'll just run through what we have here, and we'll just pick who we want.
So you guys keep track.
I mean, we will.
If I do go to Arizona or if I'm home, I'm still going to watch it.
But if I'm home Saturday, hopefully we'll be able to record one and throw it out before the next day.
I don't know.
We'll see.
I don't even know what's happening right now.
But 2023, WWE WrestleMania, 39.
Hosted by the Miz.
Give him something to do.
It's his town.
from Hollywood, California.
Really?
Sorry, we're really quick.
I saw the first movie that he did,
the Marine. I didn't see the,
did you three of them?
I only seen the John Cena one.
I have the John Cena one and I have the,
Ted DiBiase Jr., I guess, that one.
That one was decent.
I remember him.
I think he came to Reno once and there was wrestling.
And people were like, who was this guy?
I was like, oh, man.
So you probably know his dad more than him, but I was still cheering for him.
He was a nice guy.
I got to meet him.
He's doing good things now.
I think he's like a youth pastor or something.
Good, man.
Good for him.
He's not out being stupid with his money.
His dad's still out there.
I still want one.
maybe if I win the powerball or lottery or whatever,
I'll definitely buy me a million dollar belt.
I've always loved it.
It looks stupid, but I still want one.
I don't know.
That's one of the greatest championship belts ever.
I want a real one with diamonds.
Not for the knockoff ones.
But I've seen one guy at one of these wrestling things I went to and he had it.
And really quick, I'll give it to the guys, man.
you know you're badass and raw and I don't care what anybody says when you roll in there
with uh I saw a guy with four belts one time and one guy saw with three two over one over each
shoulder and he had one on he had the extra high socks the super duper tight shirt or the shorts
and I don't know what wrestling shirt he had on but he walked he was walking through that
place like he was this shit like no
one can take these from me i was like fuck yeah man i wouldn't do that because i know i'm not that
raw he just had the biggest smile on his face and i was like man this guy loves wrestling
good for you brother and there was uh well when i went to wrestle mania in uh
dallas that last time uh i saw his little black kid he had um dean ambrose shirt on he had the
gloves and the um the continental belt over the shoulder he was mobbing through there like he was
he was hella hard i was like yeah but he doing the dean ambrose walk yeah he was hell of fresh
all right undisputed w c universal championship match roman reins taking on the american
nightmare cody roads um
I mean, I love Roman, but from I hear, I know, it might be a rumor.
No one quote me.
I think he's getting ready to take a break.
It's like I kind of have him thinking he's going to drop it because if he goes on a break,
he's not going to have the belts with him.
So I don't know.
I do have that feeling Cody Rhodes is going to win this one.
But because Cody Rose did win the Royal Rumble.
And that was a badass one.
Go listen.
Was that the one we did?
It was three hours.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You got some movie talk at the end, some Blu-ray talk.
We kind of wet a little long on that one.
But yeah, I mean, I'm with the tribal chief,
but I have that feeling Cody Rhodes is going to win.
Who do you got?
I agree with you.
I think if Cody doesn't get the belt,
I think this is a big opportunity missed,
and they're going to lose the fans on this one
because the fans, of course,
they're not going to get it,
but they want Sammy to be the champ.
And if you're not going to have Sammy,
you've got to have Cody
and to have him make his comeback
and then lose at WrestleMania.
I think that would just be a bad move.
So though I do like Roman.
I like them.
I always like Roman,
but I liked him more since he came back
and did his heel change
and did the tribal,
chief thing and bloodline story is one of the best storylines in years but i think it's time to
to lose the belt because he's had it for what man it's been years now it's
for some reason he keeps it past russomania it's going to go on almost three years i think
yeah because um i think he had it before the pandemic and had it all through that
when he showed up with his brand new teeth
and his t-shirt that said,
wreck everyone and leave.
Yeah.
I still have my first Roman range shirt.
I still have my shield shirt,
as well as my shield hoodie.
I was all about that when they were going strong.
And I was happy.
I was at Raw in Sacramento one time.
And they, uh, Roman rains and Seth Rons came down the aisle.
Uh, me and my son were on.
So I was, ah, yeah, I was hell of hype.
So, but that's how far.
I mean, I was, I was down for all of them when they were in NXT and everything.
But now, of course, uh, John Moxley's over A.W.
And, all right, really quick.
Is punk, did he, did he come back or, or are these just old pictures that I'm seeing?
I don't know.
reading one thing he says he wants to come back then the next day I'm reading something he's
talking shit about AEW and the wrestlers again and I know there was a there was a video clip of
there was I don't know if it was like a back back alley fight or something or fighting by the
bus storyline for the the show but I guess they had put up boards and tables up against the
advertisement that had his face on there.
So I don't know.
I heard he wants to come back,
but I still hear a lot of locker room
don't like him.
I mean,
everyone's saying it was a work, but I
don't know at this point.
I mean, if it is a work,
I mean, it's the best one ever.
Yeah, because he's been gone for a while.
But he plus he got hurt.
So I don't know.
know I don't know everyone we'll we'll see as that one goes but yeah I mean I love
Roman I'm gonna cheer for him but I have that feeling that Cody's gonna walk out there
with it so we'll see I mean I won't be mad I mean I'll still be excited and if I'm there
I'll hoot and holler and cheer I'll still cheer for Roman when he comes out all right this
next one is the one I'm really hyped for Smackdown Women's Championship
should match.
The queen, Charlotte Flair,
taking on Mommy, Ria Ripley.
I mean,
Charlotte Flair, I love her. She's cool.
I met her, but
how many times you need to be
champ? I mean,
she's had these belts
every time.
She'll disappear, come back, and
they'll just put a belt on her.
I don't know. Ria,
she's had a couple belts,
but I mean, I think this one,
I think to me would be worth a little more.
I mean,
taking on Charlotte and the buildup to this.
I mean,
every week is just them fighting each other
and them talking shit,
talking shit all over Twitter and everything.
So I like what's going on.
I mean,
I love Ria Ripley when she was blonde.
And everyone was saying that she was the fake Charlotte Flair.
All right.
So I can say,
I can go with all that.
But since Ria's been just kicking ass and the whole mommy thing,
when that wasn't about it at first,
I was like,
really?
But then as they went on,
I was like,
I'm all in.
So,
but I'm going for,
for Mommy in this one.
Who do you got?
Again,
I agree with you.
It's time for Mommy to get her get back,
get that,
get that revenge from what,
would she lose to Charlotte,
where they had to give Charlotte the NXT belt that they wanted
to us?
Pennsylvania.
And I think they put it on Charlotte
because I think
it'll be okay if Charlotte loses.
Yeah, I mean, it won't be
against no scrub.
My opinion, everyone, I mean.
And I think it's going to be a good match.
It's going to be a good hard hitting match.
Yeah, they both go hard.
I mean, Charlotte, she does the flips and flying out of the ring
and everything.
and Ria is just full power.
So we're going to see a flip from Mommy.
We're going to see one.
I hope so.
Just be careful.
I mean,
I was watching some clips on YouTube and they were talking about the,
it was a women's one,
the women's who got hurt during matches.
And that one,
when Lita breaks her neck,
I'm like,
yeah, we'll get to her in a minute.
it but I'm just like,
I love you to death,
Lita,
but just be careful.
Every time I meet,
every time I meet her,
I'm like,
be careful,
please.
And she's,
I know,
there's a few wrestlers that,
like,
what's his name?
Shout out to Adam Cole
finally made his comeback
after almost a year.
About time.
From a head injury.
Because they said he was probably almost done
with his career.
and every time he takes a good bump,
I'm just kind of like, ooh, ooh.
Yeah, I mean, even Brian Danielson,
every time, Daniel Bryan for WWE guys,
but even him, Edge too, man.
I'm just like, I don't know.
We'll see.
But, yeah, we're both going to roll with Mommy for this one.
If Charlotte does win or if something happens for a disco,
I'm I'll be like I'll be mad but they don't don't do we
they can't they can't build Ria up like that being number one in the Royal Rumble
winning it beating everybody's ass up until then and then losing yeah that'll be
like that year was a Oscar won the Royal Rumble when she was supposed to be
unstoppable yep they did her dirty too
is that against Charlotte?
Yeah.
It's always against Charlotte.
Charlotte has some on WWE.
She must know some of the McMahon secrets
that all these lawsuits are coming out with.
It must be in her contract.
I need to always have a belt.
So I don't know.
But we'll see.
All right.
Raw women's championship.
Bianca Belair,
taking on the Empress of Tomorrow.
Oscar
Asca's had it
Bianca Bel Air
I love both of them
But I think
I don't know
I don't think
I don't think
Bianca should drop it yet
But I mean
If she drops it to Oscar
I'll still be cool with it
But
I'm gonna go with Oscar
I mean
Sorry Bianca
But yeah
I've been a fan of Oscars
A little bit longer
so I'm going to roll with her.
Who do you got?
We're on the same page again.
It's going to be missed to the face.
Oscar Locke.
Oscar gets her,
finally gets her WrestleMania moment.
Yeah,
because that one
it was during the pandemic when they were fighting on that building.
What pay-per-view was that?
I don't even remember.
It was TLC, I think.
Is that what it was?
I think so.
And she, what's her name, gave her the belt?
Yeah.
I'm pregnant.
You are the champ.
I was like.
And then she was breaking character all excited, happy.
And I was like, this is an Oscar.
Yeah, I was, I mean, it was cool.
We got, we still got wrestling each week.
I mean, they, they didn't stop a beat, man.
They kept on rolling through.
but yeah
I don't think I'll ever watch that one again
but yeah
we're gonna roll with the Empress of
tomorrow for this one so
all right
undisputed WWE tag champion tag team
champion the Uso's
taking on Sammy Zane
and Kevin Owens
I roll with these
the Uso's I'm down for them
but I think with Sammy
Zane what they're doing with him
giving his push I mean they've been
pushing Kevin Owens and he goes back and forth.
Yeah, how many times
does the Uso's have to have these belts?
So, I mean, they've had it a jillion times.
So if they dropped it to Sammy Zan and Kevin Owens,
I'd be happy with that.
Because you know on Raw, they're going to
want to rematch and go at it again.
So, but yeah, I'm a row with Sammy and
Kevin Owens in this one.
Yeah, I'm with Sammy and Kevin on this one.
I don't think the bloodline story is going to end at
WrestleMania, but their title reign is going to end.
I think it's time for them to drop it.
I think it's going to add a new angle to the
bloodline story.
Yeah.
I can see something happening between the Uso's.
Yeah, eventually they're going to go at it.
Yeah.
So.
Yeah.
So.
And right now,
I mean, Kevin Owen said it on, I think it was raw the other night.
Sammy's the biggest thing right now.
He's got the crowd behind him.
Yeah, man, I wasn't feeling it when he was a honorary hoose or whatever.
And I was like, really?
Why did he pick him?
But as it went on, I'm like, all right, I'm on board.
Because you guys know, I wasn't that.
I'm not that big of a Sammy Zane fan.
But I like what they're doing.
with him now so I can I can get behind him because that last one when he was
getting the shit beaten out of him I was all I was all in for it so you just had to
get a little Oosy all right this one to me is a filler match I say I already know
what it is before you say I think there's gonna be some kind of
disqualification or something's gonna happen but I mean this isn't for anything
um,
Brock Lesnar taking on
Omas.
Um,
I'm gonna go
with Brock Lesnar.
Omas, he just got size
and a little bit of power
behind him.
Rocks can come in and just
German suplex him for who knows how many times.
And it's gonna be cool for him
to F5 of them and all that, but
I don't, I don't know.
I don't know.
Who knows?
I could be,
I could be totally wrong.
This would probably be the best match of the night,
but I don't know, man.
I mean,
Omar,
he's just there because he's of his size,
really.
So,
I mean,
at least Brock Lesnar,
we'll do some stuff.
I mean,
he ain't going to do like that.
Flip he did and broke his neck.
Yeah,
not anymore.
He's doing that no more.
That's a young,
crazy Brock,
but I have a feeling,
Brock Leszner.
I mean,
they,
drag him along, always throw him in
pay-per-views, so I
it would, I don't
think he, if
Brock Lesnar lost, it wouldn't be like
a legit
loss. It'll be something stupid.
So, I don't know.
We'll see, but I'm going to roll Brock Lesnar on this
one. I'm going to go
with Cowboy Brock with the
assistance. I'm calling it from
MVP.
He's going to be Brock's
new manager and then they're going to
Brock's going to do that little dance he did in the Royal Rumble
when MVP was coming to the ring.
Oh.
All right.
Yeah, we'll see.
But yeah, I don't see Omar.
I mean, I see Omar's throwing him around a little bit,
but I don't see him doing anything spectacular.
This match is going to be five minutes.
We'll see.
This next one I am looking forward to.
The architect,
Monday Night Rawlins,
Seth Frickin' Rollins,
or whatever you want to call him.
Oh, the Monday Night Messiah.
Yeah, him taking on Logan Paul.
I was not that fan of Logan Paul and everything,
but once he started coming in to wrestling and everything,
I mean, he puts in the work.
I mean, that match he had with Roman Raines.
It was that, was a Crown Jewel?
Was that what it was when he broke all his ribs or whatever,
when he dove off the top or did the selfie?
video that was awesome so i have a feeling i mean we all know logan paul goes high set
ralms is a high flyer as well so i i really think this match is going to just be awesome
and uh but i'm gonna go with logan paul man i've liked what he's done so far i mean he he puts
in the time he puts in the work to put on a good performance and everything so i'm gonna
roll with him this isn't for any a belt or anything they just bracket
Wagon rights for this one.
Yeah.
I expect an amazing performance out of both of them.
Logan's won me over.
I've always been a fan of Seth.
But I think there's going to be one really big spot,
and it's going to be a draw because they're going to take each other out.
Because was it Role Rumble?
RICOCHAY.
RICOA and, oh, man, that was all.
You want to do it?
Let's do it.
After he took a drink of his drink
for some planted fan.
Oh man, that was bad ass, man.
I jumped out of my...
That was a holy shit moment.
I jumped out of my chair.
I held in my head like, oh, fuck.
That was awesome.
So, but yeah, I have a feeling these guys
are going to go hella hard.
So it's going to be a good match.
I think we're going to see a Jake appearance,
his brother.
I mean, if he's there, cool, but I hope he doesn't interfere,
because then it'll just be a draw or a disqualification.
I don't know, unless Seth gets someone.
Who is he down with?
No, his wife.
I don't know.
We'll see how that one goes.
All right.
United States Championship match.
Dumbass Austin Theory taking on John Sina.
All right.
I hate Austin Theory.
John Sina, I mean, he's big.
I love it, man.
He's put in the work.
He's about hustle and loyalty and all that.
And he's been gone a while.
And, but come on, camera, guys.
Don't do him dirty like you did when everyone was clown.
They were cloning him about his hair.
And then they were clining him about his hair.
big bald spot.
Oh man.
But, I mean,
Sina still does it.
I mean,
I don't think we'll get the Thugganomics,
uh,
Sina,
but I,
but I have a feeling they're both gonna put on a good show.
So,
but I want Sina to pull this one out.
I just,
I'm not an awesome theory fan at all.
Uh,
I got to go with Aetown down.
Oh.
I think they're going to put on a
good match. I really think
this is this is going to be a
sleeper for a good
match and I think
John's going to bring it.
He's going to, he's going to want to show
people even though he's still
not a full timer.
He can still go in there.
The ball spot's going to be fixed.
But
I see Austin
taking this one.
We'll see. Because
it's just coming back for this and then he's going to be
gone again.
I'm hearing
unless they film a peacemaker already
I'm hearing something about SummerSlam
he's coming back again
all right we'll see
yeah I'm a role with Sina on this one
all right this one
next one
I love everyone involved
Becky Lynch
leader
Trist Stratis taking on
damage control
I love leader most of all
Stratis, I mean, she was cool back in the day.
She's still beautiful.
But I got to roll with damage control.
I got to represent for my girl Bailey and all that ass.
She's straight out the base.
So I got to roll with her.
Plus, I love Dakota Kai,
and E.O. Shari or Eoske, whatever we want to call her.
I mean, I love both of them.
But, yeah, I got to roll with Bailey and the crew.
I'm for damage control.
What do you got?
Yeah, I'm four of them for them cakes.
I mean, I'm four of them for damage control.
I just, I don't, I just, I hate that they lost the belt to Toledo and Becky.
And I just would really hate to see them lose at WrestleMania.
Because I don't think Bailey's had a good record at WrestleMania.
And I hate to see them basically bury the up-and-comers.
for, you know, well, lead has been wrestling a lot, but Trish shows up like every couple of years.
So I just would really hate to see him get buried like that.
So yeah, I'm for, I'm for damage control.
I mean, a leader and Trish Stratus.
I mean, lead is in the Hall of Fame.
Is Tristratus in there?
I think so.
I mean, yeah, Becky, she'll eventually be in there at some point.
But.
I don't know, man.
Don't have this young talent and let them get buried by two Hall of Famers and the man.
So I don't know.
But yeah, I'm mainly for Bailey.
I mean, I did not like this beginning of her hill run.
But me personally now, I just love her more.
And I don't think she could go back to hugging.
She's won me over.
I mean, I thought it was.
stupid at first because I just I just saw her as the side ponytail on the slap bracelets
and the hugs and but then when she started doing I think it was when she started doing
her little talk show thing what a ding dong or whatever I was like okay you're you're
winning me over and other attributes of hers have won me over because they're they're back there
so and a big fan of Dakota and EO but I just have this bad feeling that they're gonna
they're gonna make them look silly and and beat them some way just to make the
the Hall of Famers and Becky look good yeah I don't know we'll see y'all goes
all right the next match edge taking on I assume the demon I mean my fingers
across but he called
yeah don't take 10 hours
to get to the ring
I mean just crawl a little bit
in because I don't know how long
that he's gonna crawl all the
way to the ring
I don't know how long that rap
is but Finn Baller and they're gonna be in a hell
in a cell match
all right I am looking forward
to this one and the demon's going to be there
so we'll see
I mean I love
when he's a demon. I love Finn Bauer, period.
But when he's a demon, he just looks badass.
And is this going to be the brood edge?
I have a feeling it is.
Okay.
Because if Finn's going to come out with his big entrance,
I mean, Edge isn't just going to come out and throw up the horns and the
pyrotechnics, I think you're going to wheel out the brood again.
I don't know.
We'll see.
But I'm rolling with Edge on this one.
I mean, I've been down with the
rated our superstar for a while.
I mean, I love Finn Baller as well,
but I'm going to roll with Edge on this one.
Yeah, I think this is going to be one of the,
not the last time we see Edge,
but it's getting close to, I think, him kind of being done with wrestling.
and I think he's going to put on a hell of performance.
So is Finn.
I really hope for the demon to show up
and him have his old music playing.
But I'm going to have to go with Edge.
And this is, I can tell this is going to be a match
where you and me watch it,
we're just going to be worried about Edge the whole match.
Yeah, I am because I have a feeling that,
I mean, Finn's going to be doing everything.
So don't.
just don't hurt him
that's all
just know
know your
know your role
so
oh man
we'll see
but
man
why is everyone blowing me up now
all right
the Intercontinental
championship match
Gunther
taking out Shamis
and Drew McIntyre
I
Seamus
He's still good
I like him
Gunther
I'm a row
Drew McIntyre
on this one
But I do have a feeling
These three
These three broods
And be beating the shit out of each other
Yeah
The chops
The brokeck
The Claymore
Everything
I mean I think these three
Are gonna beat the hell out of each other
I want this match
To kind of go on
a while. Don't just be a five minute match and then
no, I want them to just beat the hell out of each other in and outside
of the ring. So we'll see. But I'm going to roll with Drew McIntyre.
I'm going to go with the ring general, Gunta.
This is not going to be a pretty match. We're not going to see no
high flying stuff. It's just going to be raw
and hard hitting and
I just got to give it to Gunther.
Gunther, Walter.
Yeah.
I mean, I think it's going to be a big, a big match, a big impact.
So we'll see.
I mean, I'm a rule for Drew McIntyre.
I mean, I love since he's been back and his change of characters and everything.
Do I want 3MB to come back?
Of course I do.
But I don't think that'll ever happen.
It won't work right.
I mean, the way Drew is now.
and what's his nuts?
Yeah, that guy.
Yeah, they just sent him back to NXT.
Yeah, I mean, I don't know.
We'll see.
All right, this next one.
I'm looking forward to this one, but
who Liv Morgan and Raquel Rodriguez
taking on Natalia and Shotsie,
taking on Ronda Rousey
and the Queen of Spage,
Sheena Bazler, taking on Chelsea Green and Sonia DeVille.
I love Raquel Rodriguez.
I love Shotsie.
She's straight out the town.
Rhonda Rousey, I've liked her since she's been doing her run with wrestling.
Shana Bazler, I love her.
Sonia DeVille, too, but...
I love Natty, don't get me wrong, but...
I don't, I don't see them winning.
Rhonda and Shana, who do you got?
Anybody who knows me and listen to the wrestling of times, no, you only live once.
So I'm going to have to go live Morgan and Raquel.
Raquel, I mean, she's, she's a tall gal, so she's got power.
This is a random-ass match of random tag teams.
yeah Chelsea Green
I have no idea
what they're doing with Chelsea
they brought her back and
have just done nothing
nothing yeah
Sony you de Ville
well I'm glad that her
her eyebrow closed up
because she got
she got worked at the Royal Rumble
so but
we'll see
but Ronda Rousey I mean she does what she
does I mean she's she got
the same moves over and over, but she's still
out there. I mean, she does
what she has to do. Sheena, her as well.
I mean, she does
her same moves over and over, but
I mean, I've always loved
Shana, even since the NXT stuff.
Not so much to MMA.
All the things I've seen, she was getting beat up.
But,
um,
yeah, I'm gonna roll
with them, uh, mainly for Shana.
So I mean, I, I,
I want her, well, this isn't for anything.
It's just bragging rights, I guess, but,
I think for power
Raquel could probably take a lot of these
gals out but I think
if it came down to like just fighting skills
it would be Rhonda and Shana
so but I don't know
Chelsea Green and I don't see her doing anything
Sonyi DeVille's cool I love what she does
but
and then Natty she's been in it at a while
Shotsie's awesome
I just hope Shotsie don't fuck up
yeah and bring
bring the tank
but
Liv
She always says watch me
And I'm watching
I'm watching
I'm glad that
Blue Tongue is done with
I hated it
I'll bring it back
All right
This next one
I'm all right with it
We'll see how it goes
It's for nothing really
Brons Shormon and Rickashay
Taking on the Street Profits
taking on Alpha Academy
Taking on the Viking Raiders
Hmm for power wise
Braun Stromen is probably got the most power
Street profits as well as
Ricochet and Outwell
Not Africa Academy
Those guys are high flyers
Viking Raiders those guys are just
Big Brutes
so I don't know
Vol Hall is going to show up
if she's there
I hope so because I love Sarah Logan
so we'll see but
I love the street profits
I mean I love Braun Strom and Ricochet
but I just love what the street
profits do so I'm going to roll with them
really anybody can win
this match I can see
but I'm
I'm gonna go with the
the non-obvious pick.
I'm going to go with the Alpha Academy.
I don't know why.
I just, I kind of like those guys now.
They kind of, they make me laugh.
And Otis with his trying to be a male model now.
And, uh, Chad Gable with his shoes.
Uh, shoddy G.
Come on, man.
You ain't scaring nobody.
I, I give it up to him, though.
I give him much respect.
That guy, whatever gimmick they get him,
that guy tries to make it work the best he can.
You just want to keep working, man.
He doesn't want to sit at home.
But I don't know.
We'll see.
Street profits, yeah, man.
They're going to be all over the place.
So we'll see how it goes.
Ron Struman again, as well as the Viking Raiders,
many those guys are power.
so we'll see see what happens
All right
This next match
I mean I like both of them
When mommy show up
I hope so
But Dominic Mysterio
Taking on his dad
Ray Mysterio
I have a feeling
Maybe mommy's gonna kind of get involved
For whatever reason
And then Mrs. Mysterio is gonna
Jump in the ring
And slap up
mommy or something. I don't know. She already slapped mommy. I think it was it during Thanksgiving or Christmas? Christmas was the grandparents.
So I don't know. We'll see. I mean, of course Ray could beat Dominic easy, but I don't know, man. I mean, right now, I mean, it's, I'm like, really, this is what you guys are doing? I mean, the buildup for it, of course, man. I mean, since last year of the holidays.
and once mommy sunk her teeth into Dominic
so we'll see
but I have a feeling that Dominic's going to win this one
or something's going to happen to where
Ray either just can't continue or disqualified
or whatever I don't know but I kind of see him
Dominic coming out on top of this one
but
I'm still going to roll with Ray
he's the OG I mean
we all know him and we love
of him so we'll see i'm gonna roll ray mysterio yeah i'm gonna roll with ray i think this is gonna be an
emotional match even though i think he's gonna win i think he's gonna earn the respect to his son
and i think he's gonna take the mask off and hand it to his son i think it's gonna be one of those
type of moments yeah i can i can see that happening so but and if anybody interferes uh
I think it would be Damien Priest.
That guy ain't got nothing to do that night.
I know, man.
He's left him out on the cold, so we'll see.
But as far as all the matches go,
I don't know what order this is
and what days are going to be on.
The only thing for sure is the Roman Cody
is a night two.
It'll probably be
Charlotte and Ria
the night before on Saturday.
night. Yeah. So, but all right, everyone, that is it. That's, that's all I got. That's all they got here on
CBSports.com. Are they doing the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal? They might,
they might probably, if they announced it, it'll probably be on Smackdown. Actually, I think
last year, didn't they do it on Smackdown? I think so. Yeah. I don't know. They need something for
Baron Corbyn to do so they might
have it.
Bring back
Hobo Baron Corby
Hashtag
Bummy Corbin
Bring him, he's got
kids, no, was it him?
No, that was he.
Yeah, he's later. I got kids.
Oh, man, where is he at?
Is he still in
Impact Wrestling?
Okay.
He just goes by Heath.
Him and,
what you'll call it our tag team again,
Rhino.
Oh, man.
He did Rhino dirty.
He brought him back and just did nothing with him.
And then I give him his walking papers.
It's for,
for budget reasons.
I guess.
But all right,
everyone,
that is the WrestleMania 39,
2023.
Again,
we don't know what order is going to be in
or what day these matches are.
going to be on except for maybe the two main headliner matches but other than that
it should be a good uh... wrestling mania weekend uh... know if you're down in that
area uh... la hollywood area there's there's tons of stuff going on i believe
russell con is going on
as well um i think that's on friday
um because it's usually when when we had wrestle mania sunday russleccon russle con was on
saturday who knows my my
might be Saturday as well early and then get out of there before uh
WrestleMania starts well yeah follow follow us on all our social media things
there's a lot of events that I'll be posting when matches are going on I know
impacting New Japan are doing an event together
GCW is doing a lot uh Nes just at Russell Khan and
there's a bunch of other stuff going on to
NXT takeover
is a Saturday
So a lot
Lots going on and it'll all be posted
When is that? Is it like first thing in the morning or?
It's right before
WrestleMania starts on Saturday.
Okay
But yeah
Anyway, if any of you guys are going to be there
Just be saved, drink responsibly
Um
If you're coming in from out of town
I mean just be
Respectful.
Be respectful to the locals, this ain't your town, and I don't know exactly the area that the stadium's at.
So I couldn't tell you if it's rough or not.
But just be courteous.
Just, again, if you're out of town, just respect, respect L.A., respect California.
And just have a good time.
Have a good time, everyone.
Hoot and holler, if you lose your voices, cool.
That's when you know it was an amazing.
an event and everything. But for you
metalheads that listen to the show
and if you're at
the
WrestleMania
some
of the Bay Area Thrashers
are going to be down there.
There's this band called Hamridge.
Follow them
Hemorrhage SF on
Twitter or Instagram.
They roll around
in a bus. It's like a
white bus. I've posted many videos
of them. I've seen them a bunch of times.
Did you post them and the
police shut it down? Yeah.
They all kind of seen that.
Yeah, they got their own little. It's a
three piece, two guitar players and a drummer.
They just pull up
and start playing. I don't
know exactly where.
But if you've seen their videos and everything
you've never seen it before and you're going to
be at WrestleMania, they're going to be
playing. They usually follow their
Instagram. They'll usually tell you
where they're going to be
at when they do. So definitely
if you just want to hear
some good thrash metal
SF metal, just
follow Hemorrhage and
check out their shows. And if you do go
man, just take videos
and post them up there. The three awesome
guys, amazing band.
I'm going to see them again in a couple
weeks down the Bay Area.
So, but yeah, man,
definitely check them out and follow them on
Instagram because I have no idea where they're going to
play. They just pull up anywhere and
start playing.
That's their,
not gimmick,
but that's what they do.
So definitely check them out if you can.
And all little guys and gals
that are out there selling,
the little bacon hot dogs,
pick one up, support the local vendors
that are down there.
And again, yeah,
there's going to be all kinds of
wrestling stuff going on all weekend.
So definitely, if you can,
check all those out as well.
And if I go,
go, I'll let you guys know that I'll be there.
So, I don't know yet.
We'll see.
But as of that, I think that is it, unless you got anything else.
No, that's it.
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