The Horror Returns - The Wrestling Returns - WWE: WrestleMania XL - Saturday

Episode Date: April 9, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:06 Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, welcome to another episode of the wrestling returns. WrestleMania weekend is finally here. We're here to talk about night one, but before we get into all that, I'm your host, Brian. With me as always is my brother Ness. What's up, man? Yo-yo, what's up, everybody? If you guys listen to the Action Returns, it sounded like crap at the end.
Starting point is 00:00:31 Sorry about that, but allergy season is here. It's been getting me. I was good, man, but at the end of all this, by that last match, I was blowing my nose out. Oh, so I got to sign this headache, everything, but we got to do it. The Sammy one. What was that? I kind of dozed off for the Sammy one. Yeah, we'll get to that.
Starting point is 00:01:03 But, all right, WrestleMania, 40. uh the city of brotherly love philadelphia pa i don't know what stadium that was i know it was the eagle stadium but whatever it is did you watch any of the pre-show yeah some of it they show all the the opening you know how they before each match they got the little opening packages kind of recapping the story yeah it was the same ones they showed in the Pre-show. I was like, why if you watch the pre-show, why would you want to watch the same thing over again? I didn't realize that the Andre the giant battle oil was last night at Smackdown. Yeah, they don't do it at WrestleMania no more. Oh, see, well, I was happy when I went. They did. Um, who won? I think Bronson Reed. No, I mean, I'm trying to think of the one that
Starting point is 00:02:08 Oh, how was that? The first one, WrestleMania 31 at that. Wasn't it your boy? Bummy Corvin? Was it? I think so. If it was the first one, I remember everybody thought Big Show was going to win. Oh, that's right. That was that was before he was Bummy Corvin.
Starting point is 00:02:30 He was the lone wolf when he had long hair. Is that that that bitch-ass 40? Santa Clara 49er Stadium. But really quick, everyone. Fucking A's. Looks like they're going to Vegas. Last game of the season in Oakland. Is this September or something against the Rangers?
Starting point is 00:02:56 I'll try to go, but I don't know. I mean, I'll go to a few games this season, but once, then they're going to play in Sacramento. and take them after after this season everyone I'm a I'm a LA Dodgers fan so fuck them but I'll still support it and when they're play in Oakland not in Sacramento I'll probably go to a game of Sacramento just to see them but yeah anyway um yeah the first match of the night which I thought was gonna be much later but yeah I felt it was a little disrespectful. Yeah, they could have did
Starting point is 00:03:39 Sammy Zane and them in the beginning. Could have did fucking Bianca Belair and the gang and damage control opening. Yeah. We'll talk about that when we get to that. Yeah. Okay, but the first match, women's world championship match.
Starting point is 00:04:03 Maria Ripley, aka. a mommy taking on the man, Becky Lynch. Before we dive into it, what did you think of it? I thought it was a decent match. They kept talking about how Becky had been, had struck throat for the past week, and it did look like she wasn't going as hard as she could, and it showed throughout the match.
Starting point is 00:04:28 But this was an easy match to choose. there's no I mean I did get worried there for a second I was reaching from my phone about to message you this is some fucking bullshit I thought they were about to pull on on us but no it went the way it was supposed to I felt like Ria carried the match for the most part and yeah I'm happy with the outcome because she should have a very long title reign yeah because a year ain't enough I mean how many times is Becky had this belt. Well, not this belt, but a belt.
Starting point is 00:05:07 I think she's going away for a little bit, too. She goes two belts. Becky two belts. Yeah. She had that at one point. What'd you think of the book graphic with the quotes?
Starting point is 00:05:26 Eh, all right. Cool. Whatever. She's not your average average girl. who was this band that was uh i can't remember the name of him taylor he was a fan of him i was like who apparently it's rhea's favorite band okay um all right i mean i'm i'm i'm an old what lanc say get off my lawn guy he said that in the last the new episode yeah he said it on the last episode speaking of that everyone. If you guys listen to the last horror
Starting point is 00:06:04 returns, here's my grades for those movies. The original King Kong versus Godzilla, that's a 10. And this Godzilla Kong, X-Cong, or whatever, with eight minutes of Godzilla, you're killing me. See, I brought that
Starting point is 00:06:22 up and Lance was like, we got Godzilla and I was like here and there. No, it was if you guys listened to the East Society, I kind of went a little more detail um it was basically it could have i called it con hollow earth it could have been that movie yeah and it reminded me of um of a planet of the apes movie i mean i liked that there was a lot of kong action i thought that was cool but
Starting point is 00:06:50 godzilla i mean his name's first in the title and you only give me eight minutes of him but when he was on the screen i thought it was cool and i did love the seen when they were teamed up and they came running at the camera when they were fighting that uh whatever that thing was oh no the the ice Godzilla that's what everyone was calling
Starting point is 00:07:14 it and the the bad uh scar reds painted apes or whatever they were but uh it should have just been a Kong movie and then yeah yeah you could have shoehorned Godzilla into it but
Starting point is 00:07:29 I was like but nah I give that one would I give it a two I think I give it a two I was just not I didn't really care right there with Lance I didn't like the last one I mean I like when they were fighting but it was just I'm still waiting for Lance to tell me why he didn't like it
Starting point is 00:07:56 because he kind of made it seem like he had fun with it I mean, if it was, like I said, if it was Kong, hollow earth, or just Kong, whatever, whatever, and then Godzilla made an appearance, cool, that would have been fine, but calling Godzilla X Kong was, it was a waste. To me, it was a slap in the face to Kong, and I didn't care about the human stuff. I mean, I like to take place in the hollow earth the whole time.
Starting point is 00:08:24 I think they did the human stuff right this time. They were there just to explain shit, not to have fucking, I think I brought up here from me again, Billy Bobby Brown, whichever movie that was, how we had to hear about their family issues. I was glad they weren't in it. Or Eisenberg, well, he died in that one. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:44 But I was just like, I mean, I was fine with all the Kong stuff. It was just, I don't know. I wasn't expecting much. I mean, they basically almost killed each other in the last movie. And then now they're going to team up. I was like, ha. And that electric arm thing? I did.
Starting point is 00:09:05 I felt for him with that, um, the sore tooth in the beginning. I liked how they did. I thought that was cool. Yeah, apparently that's what set Lance off. He got his tooth changed.
Starting point is 00:09:18 Well, shit it hurt, man. I was like, that's what made you hate the movie. And, uh, the all star of the movie was mini con.
Starting point is 00:09:28 I think his name was like Sacco or Siko or something. I don't know. The Funko Pop has his name. I was like, really? A paper boy called a Mini Kong. He looked like that was Funko Pop. He was a chip, man. He was taking every hit's hard in the beginning.
Starting point is 00:09:46 When he first tried to fool Kong and then the rest of those monkeys came in and he was getting worked and he still came back. He didn't care. I thought he was awesome. I need to get that Funko Pop. he was badass but yeah it was a two i wasn't impressed so but yeah anyway this thing to i guess it was fighting but i just wasn't satisfied with it and i was kind of like uh so but anyway becky lynch and mommy the real ripply get hair extensions I'm not throwing her hair out.
Starting point is 00:10:28 I didn't really realize it until the Hall of Fame when she came walking down the aisle. I was like, God damn. I loved how both of them looked. Well, not when Becky had that. I don't know what it was. She was wearing. She looked like
Starting point is 00:10:48 what's the singer? The dude. She was like Mrs. Claus. That's how I saw it. I liked her. Once she took all that other crap off, I liked what she was wearing. But, I mean, she was at least
Starting point is 00:11:09 almost covered. Her mommy never covers up. I'm sure she was cold. Because that wind was blowing too. Yeah, they kept all night talking about the weather, what the temperature was and what it felt like. Yeah. And you could just see everyone. bundled up hoodies, beanies, everything. But as far is that, I mean, yeah, it was a slap in the face to put this first.
Starting point is 00:11:38 I was kind of like, it should have been Sammy Zane and the ring general. We'll get to that in the minute. Well, now that I'm thinking about it, do you think maybe because Becky was sick? Oh, yeah. That's probably why. That they just wanted to get it done and over with. Yeah, she probably, as soon as it was done, just. uh get went to a trailer or whatever bundled up well is she i mean she powered through it but you could see
Starting point is 00:12:05 um i want to know was she this how they wanted it to go or was she going to win i hope not so but i don't i mean i like i like becky i'm just i'm just kind of over you got so many talented women in the division just let somebody else have a title ring you know you don't have to have you know we we always bring it up you don't need like charlotte with her 15th world title reign or becky winning two belts at the same time and you got other women there i guarantee you when charlotte comes back she's going to win something oh they're gonna they're gonna make a storyline about the injury and her coming back to win the championship and tying her father's record or some bullshit like that uh we'll see i mean don't get me wrong i love the queen but
Starting point is 00:13:04 mommy once uh she came on the scene she stole my heart she looked hell of good uh in this she got a new tattoo at wrestle world or whatever that thing was Speaking to that, did you see LA night and AJ Styles fighting it out? Got to sell it. Yeah, I thought that was cool. Plus, they almost took out a fan that was walking by because they were
Starting point is 00:13:34 just grabbing each other and then they went falling to the wall right when someone was walking by. So if that was me, I would fell down and I've been right in there with him. But yeah, I mean, this match was good. if Becky just wanted to gain it over with because she felt like crap that's I mean yeah I would want to do that too
Starting point is 00:13:55 um but I mean she did what she she had to do I mean she she was selling everything and just feeling like crap said it's like a hundred and something temperature and was was strep throat or whatever all week yeah that's that's no joke man I had that a few times yeah but um yeah mommy man she she pulled it out man she was doing her thing I love it my son he was sitting there watching it with me and he was like
Starting point is 00:14:27 since when did they start advertising all this stuff because if you guys realize well other than Prime was dead center in the ring the little vodka or whatever yeah why is Russia got to have all
Starting point is 00:14:43 the mules when America can have an American meal or something I was like the fuck is going to going on and i don't know those little uh screens that are on the barricade man there was always something going across there hey man but you got to pay i mean you got to you got to promote i don't know how much those ads cost but there was so many though as there was like we're we're heading to the steady cam brought to you by singular mobile where your connections always steady and i was
Starting point is 00:15:12 like what is happening yeah that's why there was so much i mean you got to be you got to pay a wrestlers and I guess we got to pay the rock. I'm surprised none of them are coming out with their outfits like themed by different sponsors.
Starting point is 00:15:34 I was what's his name? Brock Lesnar with Jimmy Johns. He had investment in that. So what? Speaking of, did you listen that interview with
Starting point is 00:15:48 Punk. Yeah. MMA show. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, man. He paints a totally different story than what was told. Yeah, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:16:00 I mean, well, there was some stuff he couldn't talk about. So. Yeah, I respect it. He said, I'm not trying to get nobody punished over there. Yeah. But I had people on my side. Yeah. And they threw them out of some event. That was when, uh,
Starting point is 00:16:17 Vince McMahon was still there Then he went into all that I was like oh man I'm sure somebody's mad But I thought it was a cool interview But Becky in this one Doing what she had to do
Starting point is 00:16:35 And you could see that she was Just Just huffing and puffing And I'm sure her throat still hurt too because especially in the cold weather, even when you're fine, 100% fine and you take cold that cold-ass weather, that shit hurts. And I'm sure getting sweaty and then feeling that breeze on you.
Starting point is 00:17:02 Ah, man, it would suck. But, I mean, they were doing. Surprised they didn't alter her outfit to be more warmer. Well, it was like her whole top part was covered. It was just her legs that were showing. so I don't know what that material is, but she was somewhat warm. Not like really rippantly, man. She has what she has on.
Starting point is 00:17:24 Back, arms, legs, everything. Cheeks and out. Yeah. Speaking to that, was that a house show? Yeah. Did you see the full video? Yeah. When Shana tried to get in there?
Starting point is 00:17:40 Yeah. I'm that guy, everyone. man I love night jacks I'll open my mouth I don't care yeah but I've seen some video they're basically saying this is all the the
Starting point is 00:17:58 raw going to Netflix next year that this might be leading to like not the the what was the error the attitude error? They're saying it's not going to go that way but it's going to be more lenient
Starting point is 00:18:14 yeah that way because they pointed out how the rock's been cutting his promos lately but then somebody else pointed out that it's the rock he does whatever he wants so yeah he did someone they was slow on that delay button oh they missed one at russomania yeah he dropped an f-bomb and like a minute later they hit the mute button it was too late it was already over with but just wasn't at the ref he was like you make this fucking count ref you're fired yeah and this ref right now that's in the ring with the two ladies it was him so i'm watching this everyone but yeah man ria i mean she does what she does she's the eradicator but when uh she at towards the end when she
Starting point is 00:19:06 was just power bombing becky lynch onto the mat over and over i was like oh man hell those lungs not rias but becky's and just over and over and she just oh man I hope she just went to the back after this was over and just either drank some
Starting point is 00:19:28 hot tea or soup or something and just warmed up and hope she's just laying in her bed taking more medicine and everything because I mean like I said I feel anyone who's sick with anything I feel for you, but to have to go out there
Starting point is 00:19:47 and this cold as weather and perform. But then again, man, she's a man. She did what she had to do. It was about business and she didn't want to disappoint. But I guess, I mean, at the end, maybe they, because they said she was sick all week. So, I mean, I'm happy that she was able to go through with it.
Starting point is 00:20:10 So, and hopefully mommy don't get sick. from throwing her around being close to her. I mean, Mommy was just, she didn't care, man. She was kicking her, slapping her, giving her the forearms, everything. And when those headbutts started, oh, man, I mean, they look like they connect every time. So she was doing it, man. But, yeah, Becky, man, she held her own. She kept putting those arm bars
Starting point is 00:20:44 For some reason The whole match I was like now Every time she got Mommy an arm bar That's what I was saying earlier When I kept reaching from my phone About the message you just
Starting point is 00:20:55 This is some bullshit Because every time I was like Oh Here we go Yeah I was like Oh I felt I felt for Becky when she
Starting point is 00:21:08 jumped off the top rope She didn't like leap high And she just did a leg drop on mommy but just fucking ass right on the ring yeah i'm really surprised she did off the top row because she always does mid mid row i mean that's fine right so uh i'm like i'm scared to even jump or anything uh on my ankle i'm just like uh but uh i mean every time someone falls twist of ankle or whatever in wrestling or when I watch the skateboard videos,
Starting point is 00:21:44 I feel it right in my ankle. Or even when when, well, we'll get to that one, but she, Mommy's got Becky and one of those little crazy leg locks. Oh, the,
Starting point is 00:22:00 what I call it, the prism lock or whatever? Yeah, her face right in mommy's ass. Yeah. This is where I was just like, I'm not buying Becky getting her way out because she kept, Rhea kept bringing her to the middle and just don't believe a little 115 pound. Becky is just forcing her way to the ropes. Yeah, I didn't like that.
Starting point is 00:22:32 Because, yeah, when she had her and she was on her, on her hands, walking on her hands, I was like, no. little skinny arms. Just do a little slick counter move. Don't make us think you're overpowering, Ria, because it's not happening with most women. Uh-uh. Even guys, man, but... I don't know.
Starting point is 00:22:55 It's part of the show. But yeah, man, Becky, she powered through it all. She did everything she could do. And, yeah, like you said, I was... Ah, no! Every single time that Mommy looked like she was... she was going to go down there was a few uh mess ups in this but um they pulled them out because i don't know what she was trying to do when um mommy was like they were back to back and they were trying to
Starting point is 00:23:24 lock arms i don't know what they were trying to do because then it just turned into nothing she just picked her up and did the eradicate her on we'll talk about a what the fuck is happening in this moment with what's your girl the ref Jen in the next match yeah the fuck are you doing get out of the
Starting point is 00:23:50 way yeah she started yelling what are you talking about get out of the way she was all in the way priest looked at her like what the fuck I got this yeah I mean there was too many people in that one but we'll get to that one the minute
Starting point is 00:24:07 but but yeah i mean becky she she sold her through the whole thing but ria ended up pulling it out uh with the eradicator she gave her the eradicator a few times and then becky also gave mommy those arm bars over and over and over i was like that's what i figured she was running out of gas because she kept doing that same move over and over but but yeah when they went up to the uh to the top rope I know When she gave her the Becky gave Mommy the superplex
Starting point is 00:24:39 And then whipped it into an arm bar I for surely thought that was over Until Ria rolled over Because then Becky was holding her arm pulling it back And then she just Wiggled her way out of it So but
Starting point is 00:24:56 Yeah Ria ended up pulling this one out In the end Which I was happy But I did did like that one move though when she Becky had her in the arm bar but then Ria got out of it ended up getting Becky on her shoulders and then they flipped out of the ring and she landed on her feet with Becky still on her back and then just flew her back slung her back what they call it the electric chair yeah and then mommy climbed up top
Starting point is 00:25:36 only did the shuffle once freddie guerrero yeah she did the shuffle but she didn't do the shuffle when she actually did the frog splash no she didn't i thought that was it but then becky kicked out but it went on surprised we didn't get a manhandle slam from the top rope uh she she did one but it wasn't uh wasn't the greatest but mommy pulled this one out in the end Rock should have talked shit about that to Seth He's like since I'm the one of the executives Becky can't call it the manhandle slam no more All right this is what it says here on CBS Sports
Starting point is 00:26:20 Um Where is it Shit Brutal ending saw Ripley Land two consecutive riptides The first into the corner buckle and to put down Lynch for good. Ripley and Lynch produced a solid opening match
Starting point is 00:26:41 made more impressive by Lynch's compromised health. I won't live up to Charlotte Flair versus Ripley from last year, but it was a contest and struck a balance between Ripley's dominance and Lynch's fire. Well, she wasn't 100%. So, I mean,
Starting point is 00:27:00 but what can you do? It was still a good match, man. I mean, I was happy with it. There was times where I was, ah, no. My wife, she was, she watched some of it. And then she just got tired of me screaming, I guess. She went to go watch 90-day fiancee in the back.
Starting point is 00:27:22 Don't even get me starting on that show. Shout out to that one guy with no neck. I don't know his name, but you see him in memes everywhere. I'm like, who the fuck is this guy? Why is he on? this show and she goes he's an asshole I said well he looks like an asshole but
Starting point is 00:27:41 ah yeah mommy CBS Sports gave it a B plus yeah I'm cool with that yeah the next one next match Undisputed tag team championship the judgment day
Starting point is 00:27:58 taking on DIY versus the new day Awesome truth. A town down under. New catcher public. It was a six-pack ladder match. El Signore Money in the Bank, Finn Baller.
Starting point is 00:28:23 DIY was a Pete Dune. DIY is Tomaso Champa. Oh, yeah. Johnny Gargano, yeah. uh the new day is biggie done or is he just taking a break still i read somewhere it's i don't think it was like a confirmed thing or they even if it was just a theory but they're saying they think that he might be done for health reasons well i hope he just sticks around the company does commentary because that stuff he did in the beginning of him and sim punk i was cool
Starting point is 00:29:02 with it yeah i like the way they were feeding off each other Yeah. Awesome truth. The Miz and our truth. And dumbass, Austin Theory, and it's an idiot's name. The Ozzy icon? Yeah, him.
Starting point is 00:29:20 Brace and Waller. Yeah. And New Catch Republic. That was Pete Dune and, what's his nuts, wasn't it? Tyler Bay, aka Strong Boy. Yeah, this match
Starting point is 00:29:37 My son was like, why's there so many people in there? I said, I don't know, it's just the way it is. Yeah. I was waiting for the Hardy Boys music to hear it at some point, but that didn't happen. There was a lot going on in this match. What did you think of it? that's exactly what I was going to say. There was a lot going on, but at the same time, nothing was going on.
Starting point is 00:30:09 There's just a lot of people moving around. For as much as it seemed like was going on, there wasn't a lot of chaos, a lot of destruction that I thought would have happened. I was very let down by not their performance, but how they were used in it, DIY. why? Because just the matches with Tomaso and Jarnie Gargano
Starting point is 00:30:35 going against each other, we've seen them just tear the whole ring up. That's what I said. I said that to my son. I was like, why are they teamed up? But, I don't know. And they're, well, it's supposed to be their big reunion because they were tag team champions
Starting point is 00:30:53 in NXT, so. But. I should let them at least win then. Yeah. Pete Dunn and Tyler Bate, they had their moments, but again, underutilized. I knew how it was going to play out. I did like the idea of how they were trying to, because I know they've been trying to split these tag titles up for a while. And I thought this was a great idea for it. Whoever reaches for whatever championship that's yours, you could end up with both championships if you grab them both. but I already knew they were trying to split these between the two brands or wrong Smackdown so I had an idea in my head for sure I knew
Starting point is 00:31:43 the fuck is their stupid name A-town down under because I think these guys could be perfect heels on Smackdown so I figured they were going to take the championships and then I really thought somebody else was going to take the other ones because, you know, they usually don't let the fan favorites win the title sometimes. I felt sorry for Tomaso Champ because he got hit in the head with the ladder. Damien Priest was throwing it, and I don't know if Tomaso wasn't ready. But it hit him in the head. And then he just held grabbed his head and then rolled out of the ring.
Starting point is 00:32:38 It's so payback for Finn last year. Yeah. Well, Finn was getting worked. But Damien, priest, he tried to jump on someone that was laying on the, uh, the ladder. And that guy jumped out of the way. And he hit his tailbone right on there. Yeah, majority of the time, everything was going on outside out of the ring. I mean.
Starting point is 00:33:01 They, it was like when they were in the ring, it was only like a few people. It wasn't a lot. Yeah. But, yeah, this is the match when Jessica was, ha, I don't know what she was trying to do. I think she thought he was, I think she thought he was moving to the next spot too quickly. But you didn't need to jump in the ring and grab his leg and say, hey, hey, hey. Yeah. It makes it very obvious.
Starting point is 00:33:31 and he looks super irritated when he looked back at her. Well, she must have studied the script. I mean, but I did like this match. I mean, it sounds like we're bashing it, but, I mean, there was a lot going on, and I thought it was cool. I mean, it was hard hitting. I mean, there wasn't too much super chaos.
Starting point is 00:33:55 They did break a couple ladders. And those one guys, climbed up the ladders and did that double backflip off and landed on everyone. I thought that was pretty sweet. My grandsons were home. They watched this match, and they had set up their pillows, so they were wrestling around. Any backflips onto the pillows? No.
Starting point is 00:34:22 They were jumping off the couch, though. Listen to ESP ringside. Taylor and I did a commentary. for this um he was a little uh his um he's in indiana so he was like a few seconds behind uh me here in california but it was still fun to do that tay on i can't remember we did the last time um but i to me the all-star of this whole thing was our truth i mean i love i loved oh go ahead I loved everything he did I love the Sina moves
Starting point is 00:35:01 I love that he wanted to get tagged in Yeah he was looking for the tag rope And I love how everybody just goes with it Like Miz did the the roll a tag Yeah He gave a fin ball The five knuckle shuffle And Yang gave him the AA on to the ladder
Starting point is 00:35:22 Pinned him for the three count Yeah he pinned up in the The referee was standing there. But everyone else was going, one, two. So the crowd was into it, man. I loved it. What was it? Awesome truth.
Starting point is 00:35:40 Then the David Frees jumped in, and then they double teamed them and beat the hell out of them and gave them the double what's Mrs. movie? Showstop. Skow crushing finale. Yeah, they gave him a double one. Gorgano jumped in the ring He was tuning up the band
Starting point is 00:36:00 Super kicked David Priest Oh, Chapeer is so fucking stupid It bugs me I mean it just I don't know It just gets away
Starting point is 00:36:14 There's a period of time Where he was just gone from the match And then all of a sudden he came in And I just seen this hair just flowing everywhere And I was like, Who was this lady? And then I'm like, oh, this fucking priest with his beads and his hair extensions. Right now.
Starting point is 00:36:37 So bad just to, because I love their whole look of the judgment day, the music and everything. And then like they had the mask on and they came down. And as soon as he took that mask down, I seen the beads. and the hair extensions I was like damn it priest the first ones to to win belts the smackdown belts was grace waller and done s Austin theory because um everybody there was two two ladders in the ring everyone tried to four guys were climbing the top I think was Miz our truth and I can't remember the other two but those two idiots jumped into the ring and knocked over each ladder so everyone fell out and
Starting point is 00:37:25 gave them time to climb up and grab the belts but the match once that happens the match isn't over because he still got to deal with the other belts but grason waller's dumbass kept staying at the top of the um of the ladder and then uh p dune and what was the guy his other what's his name um tyler bates yeah they grabbed uh waller's dumb ass off and threw him and got out of the ring and he crashed onto a ladder that was already broke you can clearly see and then he just it just folded you could see it man because in the replay you see where uh they they like loosened it up so that shit broke when he hit it and they all jump back in the ring and yeah the new day man i i was pushing for them but yeah i heard they're about to break them out i don't understand why
Starting point is 00:38:23 Oh, that was like a crowd favorite. Oh, fuck. Johnny Gorgana just did a backflit and kicked Finn Baller. Oh, the fucking Champo just threw what Tyler Bates into that prime hydration station or whatever. Like, why the fuck was that thing right there? Because it's the sponsor, it's a very sponsor-heavy WrestleMania. Yeah, American vodka. right there. What is it? The Wheatley?
Starting point is 00:38:59 Yeah, Michael Cole, I drink it by the bottle. I was like, damn. Hell no. I don't do hard liquor, boys and girls. I don't, you don't want the old Niz. That's when that's when East Oakland comes out. I start fighting somebody. Ah, my younger days, everyone. I'm too old to be doing all that. My wrists aren't the same anymore. I probably break it. But anyway But yeah, that thing was like right in the way I mean, I liked it.
Starting point is 00:39:31 They used it, but shout out to the rock. He really went for it. But out of the judgment, not the judgment day, the new day. What is nuts? Not Kofi. Austin.
Starting point is 00:39:53 No. No. Oh, fuck. He's got the big Afro. I love it too. I'm tired of everyone. The other dude. Yeah, Austin Creed.
Starting point is 00:40:10 No. In the New Day? Yeah. Is Kofi Kingston and Austin? That's not Austin. God damn it. Xavier Woods. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:40:25 I'm thinking of. when before he was in wwee oh okay i was like wait what well when you say austin i'm just thinking of that because he he used to
Starting point is 00:40:40 he used to dress uh how he dressed it with the american flight with the apollo crew apollo creed outfit that used to be like his outfit like in t and a well he's got the red white and blue flowing oh
Starting point is 00:40:55 they climbed those two climbed up the ladder and the bunch was outside and Coffey Kingston just did a back just flew backwards and landed on the the trust fall yeah I thought Xavier Woods was going to get the grab the belts but dumbass
Starting point is 00:41:12 Austin theory climbed up and pulled down Coff or Xavier and threw him out of the ring but when he started climbing that ladder I was like ah no you already got a bill you don't need all four but then Pete Dune and Tyler Bage jumped in
Starting point is 00:41:28 and picked up his stupid ass and threw him out. So I was happy with that. I would have been fine of those two won the belts. Tyler Bates and Pete Doom. Yeah, they were pushing them like they was going to. I thought at one point I thought they were going to win after they threw Austin Theory's stupid ass out. They were the only ones in the ring.
Starting point is 00:41:48 So they started climbing up hella slow. And then Johnny Gorgano and Champa jumped in. And I was like, okay if they win too, I'm all right with it. But I was like, man. but Gorgano, man, he he got fucked up because he was off on the side apron
Starting point is 00:42:04 and he jumped over the apron and grabbed Pete Dune and he like did a flip grabbed him and then Pete hit he hit the table a little bit but Gorgano looked like he hit it
Starting point is 00:42:22 like right on his head because he rolled over and I'm watching this everyone and I could see him just laying there just a hold of his head the ref everybody ran over to him and uh everybody's dead our truth is the only one jumping into the ring so oh man hold on i'm sorry everyone these allergies fuck our truth man he he was the all-star he gets um i love it i love ladder matches but why do they always take so fucking long to climb up the ladder? You can easily just go up.
Starting point is 00:43:04 But our truth was climbing it. My favorite thing. Not my favorite thing, but it always gets me mad is when they take like two steps up the ladder and then reach. Yeah. Like, what the fucker? Because what's your boy? Austin Theory kept doing that. He kept climbing like a couple steps.
Starting point is 00:43:28 and then reached it. I'm like, you know you're not anywhere near the belts. Because our truth was almost to the top of the dumbass J.D. McDonough came running in and threw him out. And then he threw him out of the ring. And then he pulled in Finn Baller and they started climbing it. And this is when my grandson was going, uh-oh, the ladder's going to break because this started to fold at the bottom. But the new day jumped in. went to work with a chair on Finn Baller and McDon's stupid ass
Starting point is 00:44:04 is still on the top so Kofi and Xavier flipped the ladder over and he goes he goes flying out does a backflip almost missed the tables but he went through one of them
Starting point is 00:44:17 and cracked the other so he's laying out so he's laying there and then when Kofi started climbing then Damian Priest jumped in the ring Xavier picked up a chair but Xavier super kicked him in the face and he he sold it hell of good and fell out of the ring. And then he picked up Coffey Kingston and slammed him onto the steel chair.
Starting point is 00:44:40 But they realized that that ladder looks like it was going to break. Oh, this is when Jessica jumped in to the ring and tried grabbing his leg. And then he turned, yeah, he turned around and said something to her and like swatted at her. So come on That's Jessica. Leave her alone. She's just doing her job. That ladder Because the mid
Starting point is 00:45:04 Damien Priest got to the top He grabbed the bells And then the Miz came jumping in But you could see that ladder It was starting to fold I thought it was gonna just fold completely With both of their weight on it But it's what she held on
Starting point is 00:45:18 That the ladder was gonna fall Yeah Yeah Because then both of them just jumped out, jumped off the ladder. Doesn't he, Damien Priest end up, like, throwing the ladder out of the ring? Yeah, he did. He folded it up and threw it out. And then Archieu gave him another one.
Starting point is 00:45:39 And then he boots Artreuth to the face. I was like, wait. Davy and Priest got the ladder and a fresh one. Nobody's in the ring but him. Then I'm like, why are you taking so damn slow? to climb up this ladder and they look at it stop look at it but it didn't help our truth jumped back in and pushed uh damien priest off then he picked him up and then gave him the a a out of the ring i thought he was going to hit that table but he missed it so our truth was still in the ring everybody was yes
Starting point is 00:46:15 the yes chance i'm i'm happy to still do that everyone's dead on the outside of the ring our truth is taking his sweet time setting the ladder up you can see miz lane they're watching because when they were doing those high shots yeah he was waiting for it to be over and me i mean archie just stood there looking at the crown and everyone was was cheering and then he climbed up to the top and paused for a minute and then it was playing stupid but i was happy that he was able to unhook it i thought he was going to do a Jeff Hardy and swing on it, but he didn't. He did for a second. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:54 Because the belts were like behind him when he climbed up there. Yeah, but Ms. jumped into the ring. Archieuth, they won, so they were hooting and hollering. Yeah. So I'm happy that they won. Especially mainly Artruth, because the way they use him. But hey, he's doing his job. What happened to 24-7?
Starting point is 00:47:19 champ belt remember uh what's a little crazy girl nicky threw it in the trash that's right and missed the trash can almost superhero and then people were saying that kind of sums up the title well i was happy for uh mainly archie with me as he had a belt a billion times but yeah he uh made evented resslemania one year yeah he he didn't he didn't need this Archew needed it so but wasn't happy about the Smackdown belts
Starting point is 00:47:56 but I guess someone's got to get it I'm glad they're split now yeah I didn't like the whole two the hold two people holding the two belts each it was cool for a second but
Starting point is 00:48:08 and I'm hoping Triple H I gotta get used to this Paul Levesque thing yeah I know he's triple H yeah I hope AAA let's let's get some new designs on a tag titles yeah but yeah cbs sports they give this one a b i'll give it an a i mean it was exciting i mean there was some mess-ups and but i i had a good time watching this
Starting point is 00:48:40 i think why i loved it so much is because my grandsons were really into this one because of the ladders and them climbing everything and they were oh oh and i was like oh okay and i said this is i didn't want to say pretend i said they're just playing so don't you climb there's a ladder outside i know they're thinking of it i said don't touch my ladder i got to put it somewhere so they can't get to it but yeah they gave it a b i ought to give it an a but i did like this match i thought it was i thought it was cool i never wanted to crawl back to the backstage and I'm sure they're hurt we'll see but on to the next match
Starting point is 00:49:23 I was excited for this but it was it was alright Ray Mysterio and Andrade taking on Santos Escobar and dirty Dom Dominant Mysterio There was a lot to unpack here too Because there was like a billion people on the outside of the ring when everybody was coming out there was like
Starting point is 00:49:49 a hundred people behind them just make it a LWO versus what is their thing Lungado L Fantasmo or whatever their thing is yeah speak of the team versus team thing yeah man I was just like okay
Starting point is 00:50:07 don't get me wrong I love Hall of Famer Ray Mysterio he's awesome I love him Now, see, with everybody involved in this match, now this was the latter match with the teams. Yeah. This would have been awesome. Dude, I did like, what's his name's mask that he was wearing.
Starting point is 00:50:29 Andrade. Yeah. I thought that, I was like, man, wear that mask the whole time, nobody took it off. But he's at home taking care of business with the queen. Oh, you know, she's the one that oils him up before he comes out. She ain't let no one touch him. I've seen like a video. Like, I guess like every time he comes out on TV, she's like, oiling him up.
Starting point is 00:50:53 She let no one touch him. She, never mind what she didn't let no touch him. I was just going to say something my friend said, but never mind everyone. I want to get trouble. Dirty Dumb, I don't care, man. I love him. I mean, I know everybody hates him. but I was telling my
Starting point is 00:51:17 grandsons I said that's his dad and they were like what I said yeah I said he's a bad boy and he's fighting his dad and they were like what happened I said he wasn't listening I was trying to explain it to them and then my youngest grandson
Starting point is 00:51:39 Buster was like every time he saw him he was like he's a bad boy I said he is But I mean This match was cool I mean there was Too many people on the outside of the ring They were getting involved
Starting point is 00:51:53 And two other dudes Jumped in at the end I didn't know who they were But I knew they were Football players for the size Because Little Last Rim Mysterio And little tiny Zalina Vega
Starting point is 00:52:08 Yeah I only knew the one guy He's the bros brother of the one dude that dates Taylor Swift. Oh, that guy? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:21 He's, he just retired. He just retired this year. Yeah, that's what they said. One's retired and the other one's still a pro. But, Andre was doing good. I mean, what was his name in AEW?
Starting point is 00:52:37 I thought it was something else. I can't. My guy is. because I think in WWE, he was I don't know, I'll probably fuck it up. I think he was Andrade L. Edelow or something. Yeah, I mean, one of them.
Starting point is 00:52:54 He was something. A.W.U.S. Andrele something else. Oh, when Ravens Terrier pull out his belt and he was about to spank Dominic, my grandsons went, uh-oh. I said, see, you guys got to listen. He said he don't listen.
Starting point is 00:53:13 the dad was going to spake him with that belt so but they were they were into this one too i think they're into the matches when there's a lot of people involved yeah because when it was just the singles matches they they could care less so a lot going on on a tv keeps keeps their eyes busy yeah because they watch it and then but then they get a little too wild and start tackling each other but they had a ring so the the buildup for this was weird though Because they introduced it was supposed to be Dragon Lee as Ray's partner, and then he gets jumped by a mysterious person. It's just like, is it because nobody cares about Dragon Lee? I do, because I was excited, but then.
Starting point is 00:54:07 I mean, who would you rather have Dragon Lee or Andrade? I think I'm just a hate of Andrade because he's got the queens, but. I mean, I like Dragon Lee, man. He flips and flies all over the place. I mean, I don't like his mask. That little tassel thing. Yeah, that bugs me. But, I mean, he's still badass.
Starting point is 00:54:30 I like him. Speaking to that, was that, who got hurt? Not in WWE. He was in WWE. There was that video going around. He kind of came off the top ropes and was going to do some kind of flip. but missed and dis slammed his head on the ring
Starting point is 00:54:52 oh fuck this is AEW no it was an indie show I fucking can't remember his name they kept show and that video was like all over the place but yeah but dirty Dom
Starting point is 00:55:07 I mean is he only in the WWE because of his dad of course but he's at least yeah he's at least proved himself to be a huge and everybody hates him, calls him an asshole, and all that. So he's taking it like a man.
Starting point is 00:55:27 He does his job. Yeah, I mean, there's no way his first match should have been against Seth Rollins at SummerSlam. But I think since then, he's paid his dues. And this heel angle, this was the best thing that could have ever happened to him, the whole going to jail for two hours and becoming a hardened criminal. Prison changes a man. I've seen things in there you wouldn't believe. I did hard time.
Starting point is 00:56:01 Still one of the greatest WrestleMania entrances. And I love... That, the Thanksgiving thing when he went to his house. And all that happened. Then the Christmas one when he got arrested. Those were awesome. Mommy, mommy, fill me out.
Starting point is 00:56:26 Oh, I find those videos and laugh. Those are the best. But I liked when, no, was it last year's WrestleMania when he got spanked and his mom slapped him and all that? Yeah. From what I read when he went off script
Starting point is 00:56:41 and threw the water in his sister's face which she wasn't expecting. Who was this other chick that looks like Beyonce? Oh, Angel. Uh, no, not Angel. Electra Lopez. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:00 And Carlito. He didn't bring the apple. I'm not Carlito. Um, and that fuck's his name. It was Carlito. Yeah. And they kept teasing like he was about to turn. I mean, he got involved for a little bit, but I wanted him to bring out the apple.
Starting point is 00:57:21 But he didn't. Maybe he thinks everybody's cool. But yeah, I mean, other than having like a whole squad on both sides out, dude, I'm trying to look like he got fucked up, man. His chest. He got some chops to the chest and you just see a red handprint on him. But I love that scene when he jumped into the ring and took both of them out. What's that leg move when he like swings, swings his arm under the legs and they flip?
Starting point is 00:57:53 And they like spin? Somebody's hailing it. Yeah, I can't remember the name of it. But that's fucking awesome because he does it he does it hella fast and he did it to both of them. Ooh. When he had Dom in the corner, I'm watching this. And he ran full speed and just shoved his balls
Starting point is 00:58:15 right in his face a lot. Oh, did the, oh, fuck, my allergies. he's got long ass hair too he pulls a back in a little ponytail but man it just it would get in my way I like I've said this before
Starting point is 00:58:35 I have long hair and I can't just let it hang down like these guys do but Dom's rocking that sweet mullet so it's all right with him was his mom there I didn't see her I was hoping that she would get into it again
Starting point is 00:58:52 no I didn't see because she was at the Hall of Fame thing. But yeah, man, the double 619. Well, he did it a couple times. Ray Mysterio. For some reason, I thought he was, like, in his 50s. He's like 49 or something like that. And I'm like, shit.
Starting point is 00:59:12 And I'm older than him. But I'm sure his body is hurting more than mine. So, Adrida did his, uh, the queen's flip off the top. He sure did, didn't he? Yeah, he got up there and did it. Ah, I had to show her some love. Wiping the grease off her hands in the back.
Starting point is 00:59:43 Oh, man. Ray Mysterio was getting roughed up, though. Man, they were throwing him off the top rope doing flips, uh, the leg scissors, everything. and damn this chick's hot she kind of looks like uh
Starting point is 00:59:59 jennifer lopez but then uh queen uh the queen or out the queen uh zelina she climbed up under the second rope did that back flip and this is when everyone else
Starting point is 01:00:13 was getting involved outside she looked like she kind of botched that yeah she messed up but these guys were flying all the other dudes were on the outside the ring we're flying all over the place and who's that one guy that does this sweet-ass move when they uh springboard him off the second rope it's neither cruise del toro or wakene wild one of those two i think it's wakene i love when they do that and he flies he flies hella far too
Starting point is 01:00:47 luckily those guys are far back oh oh fuck i mean that one that one dude's got that that claw ripped two in his chest. I thought that was real for a second. I was like, oh, shit, but yeah, I reason when Ray was getting his ass beat and then noticed when they all fell out of the ring. And then,
Starting point is 01:01:07 who are these guys? The two masked luchadors jumped into the ring because Dom was about to hit his dad with the chair. But then they grabbed dirty Dom, threw him into the corner. And I knew these guys were football players. I was like, these are big Eagles football player.
Starting point is 01:01:23 What the mask gave it away? Yeah. But I mean, even if they didn't have masks and I just would assume they were football players. I was happy that they got involved. It was cool. Show them some love in Philly. But yeah, this is when Ray did,
Starting point is 01:01:38 gave him the double 619. And Andrade gave Adam his finisher. And then Mysterio came flying off the top rope. And 1, 2, 3, it was over. What the hell of these two guys? names again. Later revealed to be Philadelphia Eagles players
Starting point is 01:01:59 Jason, Kaleas, and Lane Johnson. Oh, well, that was them. CBS Sports gave this a C plus? I only gave it a B. I mean, I was entertained. I liked what was going on. I was
Starting point is 01:02:15 entertained, but I think a C plus is fair. I think it was too much going on with the extra people. Neither get rid of them or have them involved in the match for real. Those big ass dudes came in and tore all the shirts. They went for it. They got all into it.
Starting point is 01:02:36 They were climbing up on the ropes, hooting and hollering, and then tore their shirts off. But yeah, I liked this match. I thought it was cool. And my grandsons, they were digging it. So they were having a good time. C plus is what it gets. Alrighty.
Starting point is 01:02:58 I was looking forward to this one, too. I think this was the last match they watched before they left. But this is Mainavit J. Uso, taking on his brother, Jimmy. Which one is Josh? That would be Jay. No, because when they were... I got a little promo. more thing they showed the beginning when they showed
Starting point is 01:03:26 them brothers bonded by blood or whatever the hell they were talking about showing them they played football they did this they went to prom together and all that then they broke up I love it because Renee she liked them too
Starting point is 01:03:45 when they used to come out and do the hawker before they got into the ring I thought that was awesome I loved when they do that but they stopped doing that when they turned gangster. And then these two, they started to battle that out. What did you think of this
Starting point is 01:04:02 match? I was really looking forward to this one, but I had to say this is probably one of the disappointing matches of the night. There was just no emotion in it. They didn't go hard on each other.
Starting point is 01:04:19 And when you thought the match was going to take a turn that way, it just it just didn't go that way. Those period when Jay, Jay's beating Jimmy down and then Jimmy's just begging for him to stop and he's sorry and then he tricks
Starting point is 01:04:34 him and super kicks him and he thinks now we're about to get started because the gloves are off now. We're about to get dirty with it and just didn't go that way. Yeah, I mean, for what they've done before, I was hoping it was going to be like that
Starting point is 01:04:53 but on each other. But it just wasn't uh i mean the buildup was cool so you figured it'd be wrestling mania and they would go for it but see the the way i thought it would be gone is jimmy screwing jay over so many times jay's the one going fucking hard on jimmy in the match and if if i was writing this he'd go so hard that rickie had to come out and kind of separate it but then during that that's when jimmy's when jimmy takes advantage and that's how I would have the match in but Jimmy taking advantage and winning yeah I mean I was excited but it just didn't it didn't it didn't pay out I mean you had your feds holding up the one finger but I was no yeat on this one everyone yes but but
Starting point is 01:05:55 My wife, she was saying, what are they saying? I said, yeat. She was like, what's that? I don't know. Ask your son. I have no idea. All I know is it's old. According to him.
Starting point is 01:06:10 She was like, I don't get it. I said, I don't either. Yeah, that's what my daughter said. She was like, what did he say? What did he say? I said, yeat. She was like, is this an old video you're watching? I was like, no, this is.
Starting point is 01:06:25 This is last Monday. She's like, oh. I asked my son, I said, when did this start? He goes, I don't know, like 2016. I was like, you've seen the videos where the dudes was in school running up behind the girls and grabbing them by their ponytail and saying yeat. That's what he was telling. He goes, there's a bunch of videos. There's one guy that threw something out of the window.
Starting point is 01:06:49 They're throwing trash at people and yelling yeat. I was like, okay. I never seen those. videos so I don't know I first heard it at the at the movie theater there's a um I think it was a Southwest Airlines commercial a shout out to them um I think but it's like they're in court and they're the someone's in the stand repeating what's being said and there's the the lady that's taken down all the notes and one of them says
Starting point is 01:07:25 Geat and she says that at the end of the commercial and I was like what is she saying? My son went yeat and I'm like, what's that? What's that? He explained it later when the movie was over.
Starting point is 01:07:40 I was like, all right, whatever. So I don't know. It's according to these new kids, to these kids, it's old. But I don't know, whatever. I mean, but it gets a reaction. action because everybody is yelling it and every time
Starting point is 01:07:57 he was uh, Jay was slapping Jimmy everyone's going to eat but then when Jay or Jimmy was hitting Jay you heard the no yeat. Yeah. And I'm sure they made a killing with those yeat glasses that everybody had on.
Starting point is 01:08:13 I know. I am nod by I now I need to see if they're selling. of those of the shop. But yeah, I mean, this match, I mean, it was okay. I mean, they did what they did on each other, but you expected it to be.
Starting point is 01:08:36 Super kicked each other. Yeah, over and over. Jamie got kicked in the face hard. He was grabbing his teeth. I mean, even Lil Wayne bringing Jay in, that was made. Because if, if, if, if, if, if, if, He's going to be talking over Jay's song
Starting point is 01:08:57 Why don't you just do a cover of Jay's song? Yeah I figured that would happen Ooh, there's A final boss pop That just dropped when you got to pre-order it Oh, mommy's got a new shirt, damn it You make me buy this
Starting point is 01:09:16 And mommy is still on top I'm going to have to get that one Um Let me see KJ Uso This is live shopping everybody Yeah they have those glasses But they don't say yeat on them
Starting point is 01:09:32 Like I guess they will Although I mean the ones that have advertiser don't Well it does wait wait wait a minute it does but It's really small in the corner Oh they'll have the full ones because they had They had little way wearing them Yeah And they showed people in the crowd wearing them
Starting point is 01:09:52 Because it says main event j uso in one corner and the other corner says geet has 2499 i'm sorry i mean i ain't the one but i'm no yeat everyone so i ain't buy those those will go hard in the bay shit i get beat up hard for wearing those nobody says that i mean without the not saying yeat but yeah they got their own term terminology down there if you're not on top of it is that that whole that whole movement came up here the the thizz era the only thing i still say is hella that's about it i mean there's so much so much new dialogue every day it's hard to keep up with all of it what's his name is huge up
Starting point is 01:10:45 here uh mac dray yeah rest in peace yeah he was like like he was from here. I heard when he came up here, it was like home for him. That's when I got my name. I needed a stage name. Then Mac Dre had an album out. I remember I was sitting there. That's my name. And then we're like, what? I went,
Starting point is 01:11:08 McNaz and it stuck. Yeah, when Jay fell on his knees, after he was getting the shit beating out of him and he was, stop, please, please. And he went crawling over, holding his hand out. Oh, no, Jimmy. And Jay was just looking at, I just realized you got Yee pants.
Starting point is 01:11:28 I don't know. I don't see that. Jay? Yeah, yeah. Didn't see his Yeat arm sleeves? I wasn't even paying attention. His pants, no. He had a whole Yeat outfit.
Starting point is 01:11:41 Yeah, I saw that, but I didn't realize the pants. And then he took the best off, and then he had, like, yeat fucking, like, the basketball players wear, like, the sleeves. Yeah. I'm surprised you ain't got that tattooed on him yet. But when Jimmy faked him out, he super kicked him, and then he jumped up onto the top rope. And then did the splash. I thought that was it, man, but Jay kicked out.
Starting point is 01:12:06 And Jimmy, I love the looks on their faces when they're shocked. Because once Jay kicked out, he was like, ha, he had that crazy look at his eyes. But, yeah, I mean, this match wasn't, it was all right. but Jimmy he ended up pulling it out in the end oh no no wait
Starting point is 01:12:30 Jimmy went yeah Jimmy one didn't he Jay one oh Jay one I was oh shit I'm walking at the wrong thing yeah see I'm watching the crowd yeah he was about to kick him and then he hesitated yeah they were trying to play off the whole
Starting point is 01:12:51 he's got sympathy for his brother the people in the crowd had the the yeat ones that set it across the glasses but yeah that's some many exclusive yep well if you were there and you got them I bet they're selling them
Starting point is 01:13:08 top dollar on eBay let me see yeat glasses let me see if that's on here but yeah Jimmy a hundred bucks damn
Starting point is 01:13:25 and they don't even say the geek on the side these guys are killing me main event j uso wwee replica yeat blue sports shade glasses bloodline uso a hundred dollars why are you going to pay
Starting point is 01:13:41 a hundred dollars when you can just go on the shop and get it for twenty four dollars criminals crooks out there yeah j ended up pulling it out the end and yeah it was it was nothing much
Starting point is 01:13:57 They gave it a C plus. Yeah. Okay. I've been all right with that. The next one. Bianca Bel Air, the EST, and the glow. She wasn't glowing this time with her shoes. I like those shoes she wears when she comes out glowing.
Starting point is 01:14:17 Naomi and Jade Cargo taking on damage control. Oscar, Kyrie Seine, and Dakota Kai. what did you think of this one this match was awful the entrances were awful the damage control entrance the the little Japanese what I don't know what you call
Starting point is 01:14:42 them geisha girls or whatever they looked like they didn't know what they were supposed to be doing up there the the Bianca Naomi and Jade entrance I didn't I didn't get it they played like five seconds of each of their songs like they gave Naomi no love
Starting point is 01:15:03 uh-uh they played her song for like three seconds and they went into Bianca's and Bianca was whipping people I think she hit Naomi with her hair walking down the entrance yeah and then you already knew who was going to win the match and this was just to showcase
Starting point is 01:15:23 Jade yeah and I think the match I think I'm looking it up here it was eight minutes because I mean when when Jade came out my son's like who is she I said she was an AEW
Starting point is 01:15:37 all that she now she this is like I don't know how many matches he's had she only had like a handful I said but this is her first WrestleMania I said watch she's gonna be the one I called it too I said she's gonna pin Dakota Kai because she's the she was the weak link out of them out of them three
Starting point is 01:15:56 I mean, don't get me wrong. I love Dakota Kai. Beautiful young woman. But come on. I think if she would have pinned Oscar or Kyrie saying, I'd have been a little more believable. They're protected those too. Yeah, that's why Dakota Kai was the crash test. She got no belt.
Starting point is 01:16:22 No. Kyrie, man, I love you. But man, her hair was getting it away. I don't know what was going on with her hair. It was like overly teased. And it was like covering half of her face the whole time. But yeah, Jade, I thought she was going to fall out. Because there was one scene or one camera angle.
Starting point is 01:16:45 She was standing there. It looked like her boobs were going to fall out. She's big as fuck. Yeah, she is. I mean, I like her, man, but. she could have just had a singles match with someone because yeah they they came in there and once she got tagged in she just went to work
Starting point is 01:17:07 and just started beating the hell out of them all I can't wait till Jane and Bianca go at it I mean it's coming I get what they were trying to do here it was a great image at the end to see all three of them standing together and posing but this was jade cargill's show all the way and you you like you said they're definitely gonna try to set up her and bianca what was the last thing i said sorry everyone i had my mic on mute i don't remember
Starting point is 01:18:23 well yeah we're talking about i know the last thing i said jade was this was definitely a showcase for jade And they're definitely setting up a Jade Bianca thing in the future. Yeah, I mean, I mean, she did what she had to do. When Oscar blue misted Kyrie and then that was, I knew that was the end. Right there. Then Jade slammed Dakota Kai one, two, three. But when Bianca and Jade go at it, I'm ready. I mean, I think that's going to be a good match.
Starting point is 01:19:05 Both of them going hell of hard. But, yeah, I mean, I could have put this first, too, but I don't know. I know what's the name? Bailey and E.O. Sky are going at it tomorrow night. Oh, they're about to tear it up tomorrow. I hope so. And I want Bailey to leave with that belt. Because if she doesn't win it, I mean, don't get me wrong.
Starting point is 01:19:33 I love E.O. Sky. but no he always had she's had a decent run yeah she can lose it yeah she can lose it you win it back then let bailey get it i need belies had a brusannia moment no man they did her dirty at that one uh tlc that i went to in santa rayle they had her match and lost i was like she's home man you're gonna let her lose I was hell of mad, but I still had a good time. Would they give that one? They gave it a B minus. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:20:19 I don't give it a B. Give it a C minus. All right. This one I was kind of looking forward to, but I was like, yeah, but internet, intercontractors. continental championship match the ring general good there taking on sammy zane oh i'll give him telling this one right out the gate they gave this match an a plus i love sammy jay don't get me wrong but a plus um that wasn't i mean i don't know i mean i mean i don't know i mean
Starting point is 01:21:10 I'm gonna be honest. I'm I'm a Sammy guy. I've been a Sammy guy since he was in the Indies when he was El Generico. He was wearing the luchador mask But he shouldn't have been in this match this should have been Chad Gable Because they built up that storyline where he was almost beat Gunther and he had his kids there and he lost he made the promise that he'll He'll win the championship for them and then you guys slid sammy in there and then they did that cringy fucking training montage for Sammy's just like I'm afraid
Starting point is 01:21:50 I'm afraid I'm afraid it's like what are we doing yeah I mean Chad Gable but would he have won that's a thing I don't know you think it
Starting point is 01:22:11 I think it would have been awesome if he he was the one to take Gunther down little chat Gable a little shorty G Shorty G That would have been cool But my opinion I don't think it would have been believable
Starting point is 01:22:27 But I don't know everyone I mean Sammy I just felt like he didn't need another WrestleMania moment he had one last year He had one with Johnny Knoxville Yeah So he's had his moments But the
Starting point is 01:22:41 The mousetrap The mousetrap that didn't go off Or right away I don't know I'm not going to I did doze off for a couple minutes during this match. I mean, yeah, I was looking at my phone during some of this. Because I felt like they were just trying to give Sammy a championship.
Starting point is 01:23:04 It didn't get exciting until the end. I mean... I don't know. I think they did go through wrong. Unless they have a big singles push for a main title coming up for them, which I'm totally doubt for that. but I don't know I think this match
Starting point is 01:23:24 is not needed and I didn't like the outcome and like you said it didn't get good until the end and I think early in the match that's probably where I dozed off for a couple minutes
Starting point is 01:23:34 and like I said is Sammy or my guy but I just it was the building was just cringy I'm afraid
Starting point is 01:23:44 I'm afraid to lose and disappoint my family I was like what? They really push that family angle with his wife being right there. Oh, the good dude saying shit to her. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:23:56 Where was he at? Oh, he didn't want him to be out there. Oh, okay. I was like, we, bring me to mess, WrestleMania and let some babysitter watch me. I'd be he hell of bad. Yeah, that kid sounded like he was hype. He was like, Dad, they were about to play your music?
Starting point is 01:24:13 Like, that kid knows what time it is. Yeah, he did. He probably watched it on TV screen back there, but it would have been better if he was out there. But I did like how good though was talking shit to his wife. He said he was talking shit a few times. She even went off. I started saying shit.
Starting point is 01:24:31 But yeah, I mean, I was happy with the Sammy pulling it out in the end. But A plus, I don't know about that. Honestly, I'm going to have to rewatch this again. because I don't see A plus. Uh-uh. I don't either. And I'm watching it right now. I mean, this could have been a raw match and it would have been all right. I mean, but good there, man. I like him.
Starting point is 01:25:03 He's a big brute. And Sammy Zane will get his ass beat through the whole thing and then strike back at the end. Yeah. I liked that. Michael Cole kept doing the, this is, this is Rocky 4. he kept saying that like over and over and then your boy Corey he was like yeah
Starting point is 01:25:21 Gunther he has a strong reason what's to Drago shut like no he doesn't not even huh when Sammy got Gunther up on the top rope it took a minute man I was like you guys are taking
Starting point is 01:25:39 too long and he did that what's that um that head thing he when he spun him um fuck I can't remember what they called it uh turn these subtitles on
Starting point is 01:25:55 because he picked him he had him up in the corner and then he I thought he was going to do a superplex but then he like kind of like a corkscrewed him and brought him down I thought he hit his head
Starting point is 01:26:10 on the on the top uh turnbuckle but I watching it again, he missed it. But right before that, when Sammy Zane was spazzing out in the ring, I was like, what happened? I thought he hurt himself for a minute. Yeah, he just started going off.
Starting point is 01:26:33 Yeah, okay, he's climbing up to the top. He picks him up by the deck. They called it. I've got the subtitles on. Hunting Gunther? I don't think. Turnbuckle. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:26:53 These subtitles are don't know. Whatever he did, I thought that was a cool move because that's what dazed him. Because then he fell, got up, staggered to the other corner. And then Sammy came with a bullet kick and push. He went down. Then he ran back to the corner again. Got hyped up again. And Gunther's in the other corner acting like he's drunk.
Starting point is 01:27:17 Can't stand. And his head's going all over the place. Another bullet kick right to the face. And boom. I was like, is he going to let him win? And yes. Sammy Zane just fell on top of him. It just threw his arm.
Starting point is 01:27:32 He looked like he was so tired. Both of them. Because they just laid there and he pinned him. And then they keep showing Sammy's wife. She was hooted and hollering. Now Sammy Zane is the new. What is it? Intercontinental.
Starting point is 01:27:49 Yeah. Chimp, so, but a plus. Cutter and win it back Monday. I'll be mad if that happens. I don't like that when they win. And then, oh, sorry, bro. Or get hurt. And they'd have to give it up Monday like.
Starting point is 01:28:09 Like Zach Ryder. That, Finn Baller, and. He got hurt. Yeah, you can see when he got her. But Naomi, she did. that too. Won the bell and they got hurt and had to give it up. I don't remember when that one
Starting point is 01:28:26 was. I'm just glad they didn't do that dumb Waller effect. Shit. It's always tomorrow, man. All right.
Starting point is 01:28:43 When I say A plus, I know. Now on to the main event. The American Nightmare, Cody Rose, and Seth Frickin' Rollins, the... Walking clown emoji.
Starting point is 01:28:57 The architect, the Monday Night Messiah, and whatever else he kept calling himself. Taking on the Brahma bull, the rock, and the tribal, or the final boss, the rock.
Starting point is 01:29:13 You know, he tattooed over that bull on his arm? Yeah. I wanted that I was like, is there a final boss? shirt. I went and looked it up. It's all weak looking. It's like they just not even fancy font
Starting point is 01:29:29 on the front. I was like, man, that's weak. I'm not kidding it. But then the tribal chief Roman Reigns and this was just a regular tag team beat the hell out of each other.
Starting point is 01:29:45 I mean, was it? Because Rock was pulling his executive powers. That was awesome. I loved it. I love this. It's Hollywood rock from back in the day,
Starting point is 01:30:01 but it's also this new corporate rock. But every time he kept doing it, I just had the feeling that Triple H was going to come out. Well, he told him you're lucky, you're retired. Rock will whip that ass. I don't care.
Starting point is 01:30:21 but my son was like when did he come back i said there was a whole big thing with bengis and all this and he was supposed to fight roman rains but then that didn't happen and then cody was talking shit about the his family and then that's when they teamed up and uh we knew this was going to happen you see they're they're admitting to changing the storyline well i had to yeah i thought they were gonna keep up with that. No, this is the way we always had it planned. Like, no, you didn't. Uh-uh. Well, after punk got hurt,
Starting point is 01:30:59 I mean, they had to change that because that would have been punk and Seth Rollins. Is punk her? He wasn't wearing that arm brace. Well, I'm just going by what he said in an interview. He said, it tore pretty much right at the
Starting point is 01:31:15 beginning of the rubble when he was in it. And he had to last that whole time. he said he was hurt but he he said when he got hurt at AEW he goes he knew he was hurt but he was able to tolerate it and go on
Starting point is 01:31:31 but I guess how when he got hurt the real rumble he said that shit hurt but he toughed it out I mean he knew he wasn't going to win but calling it now this is another way the rock can screw Seth Rollins tomorrow he's going to announce that's a triple threat match
Starting point is 01:31:49 and see him at it and he's fully healed I won't be mad but no I want to see Seth and punk go at it singles I mean no there's just setting up punk and Drew
Starting point is 01:32:08 yeah I'm still mad at Seth for the heist of the century at uh it was a WrestleMania 31 or two whatever one it was You watched the Roman documentary? No, no, yet.
Starting point is 01:32:27 Yeah, it's pretty good. They talk about that? Yeah, they showed the family sitting, bring aside their reaction, because they thought they were there to celebrate their son winning championship. You can get that to the next year in Dallas. But, I mean, I've said this before, everyone, I was fucking hot. I mean But my son was watching
Starting point is 01:32:56 He watched He was off and on it But he did watch the main event He was like What was the last time The Rock had a match I said well It's been a while
Starting point is 01:33:07 I said He did He had a quick one In Dallas At WrestleMania Was it 32 30? 30
Starting point is 01:33:17 I said it was 10 years No there was a one in Dallas Yeah, where he bought the Wyatt family I don't know, he came out to hype everyone up for something and someone was talking shit I can't remember everyone
Starting point is 01:33:33 But he like, is that who it was? Because then he just tore off his His jumpsuit and he was ready to go And the match was like two seconds And you heard Da-da-da-da-da- I don't remember But that was the last time I saw him
Starting point is 01:33:48 In the ring because my son and I he went with me to Roll Rumble when it was in Phoenix when the shield was still going and they when it was a rock and punk and the rock
Starting point is 01:34:04 had to restart the match because the shield came out and beat up rock and left him laying there I was like ah oh man came back took the belt
Starting point is 01:34:18 then change that's when the belt changed and I was like I said go make some more movies I was mad I'm a C Munk guy anyway they really went for it with the intros and I don't know what the fuck Seth was wearing
Starting point is 01:34:34 like I had a big flower on his shoulder or something and my son was like how much of that cost to make I said it's probably really just cheap material but they're just going from the flash and it looks stupid I'm sorry, everything he comes out in
Starting point is 01:34:50 Look stupid The last thing I liked with those big red boots That he had out But Yeah, he came out to his big old thing And then once Cody Rhodes came around I liked that he gave that little belt to his
Starting point is 01:35:05 His father-in-law Because his, Cody's father-in-law Was right in the front with his mom I thought that was cool And then you got to have a big old introduction for the rock yeah at the hall of fame he was presented the
Starting point is 01:35:23 what was it what they call that belt the people's champ yeah the people's champ belt Muhammad Ali's wife gave it to him I did like that story how I think some 90 something the rock asked Muhammad Ali if he could be the people's
Starting point is 01:35:46 champ and Muhammad Ali was like yeah go for it so that's when all that happened and everything so yeah I missed I missed all that so when I seen the rock carry the belt I'm like damn Roman's making him carry his
Starting point is 01:36:02 belt oh you didn't watch the I was like that's fucked up Paul's gonna be so upset that he doesn't get to carry the belt you know mad Paul Heyman was first they said he should have been last
Starting point is 01:36:18 oh for the Hall of Fame yeah I've seen bits of parts of his I like how he broke out the old leather trench coat the hat and the phone I like the part that got me was when he
Starting point is 01:36:34 was saying I wish my mom was here to see me I wish my dad was here to see me and then he turned around and looked where's Cody at and then Cody was there and then he got to the other side of the podium facing Cody and goes I wish your dad was here to see this
Starting point is 01:36:52 that got me I was like oh weak because Cody he started to tear up too so but I mean Paul Amy man he does he's the wise man he does what he did did I know 8 I know
Starting point is 01:37:08 WWE ruined DCW but I don't know different times because if you watch the old ECW stuff when they were in the ECW arena that a little warehouse those were awesome I mean I loved it my friend
Starting point is 01:37:29 I always go to my friend's house he always had him on VHS and would watch him man and then when once WWE got it and it went to that that theater or whatever it was Mm-hmm. It was cool. But it wasn't the same.
Starting point is 01:37:52 But yeah, so, yeah, the rock had this huge long entrance coming in. Like, I'm going to be electrified. Yeah. I like someone had a Clone Troopers helmet, Star Wars helmet, and I painted the little tattoo thing that's on a, Cody's neck on the front of that helmet. I kept holding it up. Speaking of people holding up stuff,
Starting point is 01:38:19 somebody kept holding up two big heads. It was a kid and I don't know, some other guy. That's cool and all. But if you're sitting behind them and you can't see nothing, I'd be mad too, but
Starting point is 01:38:35 that's me, everyone. I know everyone's there to have a good time. Shout out to I am Leonard. He was right there in the run I seen him. Cool gentleman. Met him once at 40 years of
Starting point is 01:38:49 Halloween convention. And I don't know how he gets in there, but he gets in there. So, but anyway, yeah, so after the rock came in, I liked his intro. It wasn't just,
Starting point is 01:39:04 can you smell? That happened, but that big old with the lightning and the fire and everything, and then he came out. I don't know what he was wearing it, but he had look like he had some Kung Fu outfit on the vest
Starting point is 01:39:18 I felt sorry for him too man he was like the the one that was naked completely I thought he was going to wrestle in track pants for a second well he seems legs would have been warm but no he had the little speedos on
Starting point is 01:39:34 and then here comes Roman Rames I'm above them all I don't like those little 3D graphics that they throw that only the people at home can see. But yeah, head of the table, he came out, Paul Heyman. He wasn't carrying the belt.
Starting point is 01:39:56 Because Roman had it. He was wearing it. And it took him forever to get to the ring. But I did like, I thought the stage was cool. It looked cool. The ramp didn't look that steep. Because I remember that one when they were in Florida, when the
Starting point is 01:40:13 Hardy Boys came back That ramp was hell along And it looked hell of steep This one this one didn't look That bad So but yeah Roman Raines came out with his deal I'm surprised Paul Heyman
Starting point is 01:40:26 Didn't take the mic And introduce him Like he always does I like I like that That Samantha Irva do her thing Who I can show you a lucky man I heard they're about to give him a big push
Starting point is 01:40:42 They should have, man, a long time ago. They've been wasting him. But I don't know. But yeah, fuck what the hell is Seth Rallens where? But all right. Once the match got going, what did you think? Very slow. Very little rock in the beginning, which I expected.
Starting point is 01:41:03 He hasn't been in the ring. Legit 10 years at least. So I kind of expected that. and then when he did get in the ring he's very rigid not moving he didn't break out all his moves
Starting point is 01:41:24 until he got warmed up and that was not until the end so um for the most part uh I thought the match was decent I thought it went on way too long I'm looking here it went on
Starting point is 01:41:39 for almost 45 minutes oh was that long yeah oh shit I didn't know that long oh shit it's okay it's 308 right now
Starting point is 01:41:52 on the time three hours and eight minutes so far and the whole show was four hours and seven minutes so shit well took a half hour
Starting point is 01:42:02 for all them to get in the ring and this this was just another match I don't know about you but I kind of knew who was going to win to kind of further the storyline.
Starting point is 01:42:16 I knew it because they were going to bring him back to lose. I mean, they did a good job because there was a moment where Seth was kind of questioning, what the fuck are we doing? You know, because Seth, he still's got his championship match the next night. He's over here fucking up his back and his knee. Yeah. And then there was another moment where the Roman Spears the Rock, So they're kind of teasing
Starting point is 01:42:45 Maybe the match is going to go these different ways which I like but I just felt like if you just kind of shorten it up a little bit I would enjoy it more but this was another one I kind of at times looked at my phone Especially when they went out the I think the first time they went out to the audience This would be yeah it would have been over with but like the the rock said what he said he goes how fire you if you
Starting point is 01:43:16 stop fucking counting and rock fire your ass he just the rap just threw his hands he's like hey there was a bunch of times rock was yelling at the ref and and uh he was looking at the rap and he was just like
Starting point is 01:43:30 shrug see when he went up to Seth and said sorry he was it was another time rock was like don't you fucking do it and then he went up to Seth and was like sorry I mean, I was excited for this match.
Starting point is 01:43:46 I think out of all the matches, I was hooting and hollering during this one, because that was like a billion pins. And yes, it got stupid when they went outside of the ring into the crowd. I love when they do that, but I was hoping that they would go crashing into things that were set up, like random tables with stuff on it.
Starting point is 01:44:07 A random group of people sitting at this random table in the middle of the walkway. Yeah. I liked all that. I mean, the security, man, they were tight, man, because usually when just the regular wrestlers go out there, I thought security is a little bit more tighter because the rock was involved. Yeah. They were really pushing everyone back. They had just regular security and they had cops out there. And I noticed that they were like when the rock was out there because they, him and Seth went the farthest out to fight. because Cody and Roman just went up to the ramp. I mean, I was like, when they were showing just Cody and Roman Raines fighting on the ramp,
Starting point is 01:44:52 I was like, I don't want to see this shit. I want to see the rock. So I'm kind of glad that they split the screen. And so you could see. They gave the rock the little tiny screen. Yeah, I was like, he should be the big screen. But I was glad that they did that. I mean, I love the rock, no matter what, regular rock.
Starting point is 01:45:11 Hollywood rock, he'll rock, whatever we want to call him. But I knew he was going to win, or they were going to win. Because I was like, he's not coming back to lose to hype this, this matchup for so long, having that big blowout in Vegas. And all the shit he was talking the whole time and beating the shit out of Cody with that belt. I don't care what anyone says. Scripted or not, that shit hurt still, because you heard those slaps. Oh, that last one. that Cody took right before he took a spear.
Starting point is 01:45:43 Yeah. That shit was loud. And I loved how Rock kept yelling at Mama Rhodes. See, this is Cody's blood. Next door to be your tears. And she was yelling like, you're full of shit. Yeah, she was talking shit right back to him. I was glad, I mean, that she really got into it.
Starting point is 01:46:05 I'm sure. I wish Brandy's dad would have got into it. He was the standard there. Well, he just, he had leukemia. Oh, okay. They, I'm sorry, leukemia. He had dialysis, I guess, or whatever.
Starting point is 01:46:23 Chemo is what they said. He went through some chemo treatments and everything. So to make sure he was better so he could be at WrestleMania to see. Okay. So that makes sense because when she was all, this is fucking bullshit. He was just like, yeah. no he went through too much he i'm sure he wanted to be hyped too but this looks like every time they showed him he was standing so but um overall i enjoyed the match i was like i said i was
Starting point is 01:46:54 hooting and hollering the most during this one uh mainly for the rock it's good to see him i mean i was so he'll rock yeah i liked all this man how this whole setup from Vegas and the Rawls and the Smackdowns and every time he was on there talking hell of shit and dropping F-bombs left and right. The Instagram videos and... Yeah.
Starting point is 01:47:20 He was selling it. I mean, but that's what he does, man. That's what I love. He said, fuck Farrow. Fuck your dog. I was like, damn, what did the dog do? Oh, speaking of people mad, what's the gold dust in roads?
Starting point is 01:47:39 Was that legit? Does he hate the rock? Or is it just because he's fighting his brother? I don't know. Nowadays, I don't know what a work is or not. Yeah, he was like, fuck the rock. In that video he put out. But I'm all for it.
Starting point is 01:48:01 Going to Netflix. But is this going to be F-bombs and say whatever you want now? I don't think so. I think they're going to kind of ride the line, but they still got advertisers and stuff. They made plenty of money on this one because they even had dude wipes. Yeah. Going around on the posts and the barricades screens. Speaking of dude wipes, I was in Walmart, and I was looking at the lady's stuff that she was buying that was in front of me.
Starting point is 01:48:37 And that's the first time I heard of dude, dude wipes. I was like, what the f I was like, what are those? She goes, they're just like baby wipes. And I said, what are dude wipes? She goes, man. Same thing. Yeah, I'm like, all right. So you can get extra clean when you wipe your butt.
Starting point is 01:48:57 Yeah. You can do that with just regular Walmart, great value dude wipes. Or whatever. It took a minute for the rock to get involved. but once he got in everyone ah oh of course you had the booze but the part i liked is after he was roughing up set and uh cody didn't come in yet he just stopped pointed at cody and uh stuart waving his fingers like bring your ass that was what i wanted to see the most because once cody and the rock went at it i was like all right we're going to get something uh going
Starting point is 01:49:37 pretty hard because yeah if you guys remember the rock slapped cody in Vegas and then next to all the him whipping and beating his ass and bloodying up the belt and everything but um it was cool I liked uh once they got
Starting point is 01:49:53 going but yeah rock was he did what he was doing but he didn't want to go overboard maybe they knew they were going to go a long time so he just wanted to save it for the end maybe the rock just didn't give a fuck and say we are going over
Starting point is 01:50:12 yeah he might have i mean i want to know what triple h is thinking and all this is he in the back uh cussing into everyone's earpieces yeah fucking dwayne and the rock is just like fuck it i don't care tell paul he's not the one who has a seat on the board yeah you think it stops when the kids cameras go off. Fuck that.
Starting point is 01:50:39 Oh, that was amazing. Because I saw that little bonus clip on YouTube. Yeah. When he said that, I was like, yes. I was like, hell yeah. My son, one of my buddies was like,
Starting point is 01:50:55 they can cuss now? I said, well, it's supposedly off the air. But I said, he's been dropping their bomb left and right since he's been back. And he goes, isn't he like 100 years old? I said, no.
Starting point is 01:51:10 I said, no, man. But he's, look at it. He's still in shape. I see those videos when he's working out. Because he said it, man. He goes, you got to work out. He's got a movie workout and he's got a wrestling workout. Yeah, he's in shape.
Starting point is 01:51:28 But I don't think he can just leave a movie set and jump in the ring. He says, you got to work yourself up to that. Did you ever see that video where his, Because he has specific stunt guys he works with when he goes and does it gets ready for a movie they have to eat the same diet What? Because they have to look the same shape as him all right I mean I think he pays for it. Oh, of course he does I get everything free anywhere. I mean
Starting point is 01:52:01 But I mean again this match was good. I mean I loved it when they went out into the crowd and they were fighting but that majority of the match man a lot of it took place outside the ring and uh when the rock went crashing into the hydration station says hit him with the giant bottle they were taking a break whenever they could because he took a set took a swig spit it in the rock's face uh roman and cody rose are fighting their way up the ramp uh I know when they got to the top of the ramp. Who got flipped over? Was it Cody or Roman?
Starting point is 01:52:45 Roman. Okay. Okay. Now they're outside of the ring. And this is when the... Hold on. Listen. They were outside of the ring.
Starting point is 01:53:06 And the rock was going off. And he goes, if you count... Because he was about to start counting the 10. He was like, you start counting. You're fine. fired. Because you know what I'm saying? And now you're fuck. And then like five seconds later,
Starting point is 01:53:20 beep. Yeah. You listen to me. You count you're fired. You understand me? You know the rock? He goes, you count you're fired. I don't fuck around. I heard there's like legit people backstage that are mad about
Starting point is 01:53:38 that. Because I guess they got to be upholed to no swearing. They ain't the rock though man yeah i'm like the guy owns the seat on the board legit you do we do what the fuck we want to do i love that line when they were in Vegas oh man one of the security guards uh the rock's mom was right there in the front looks like she was gonna say something or whatever and one security guards just stuck his arm out in front of her you should have got fired you know don't ever touch my mom
Starting point is 01:54:08 because yeah they were going to the back yeah yeah i saw that yeah security is tight everyone's right there and they probably told everyone don't leave your area stay behind this line because there's like a green line on the ground they went out I thought they were going to start throwing each other through things
Starting point is 01:54:29 but it didn't happen well the rock hit a set with a garbage can with a random garbage can that's just right there next to some cardboard boxes yeah all right surprise like old school action
Starting point is 01:54:43 movie nobody went into the cardboard boxes yeah Cody Rose was trying to or Seth was Roman was trying to suplex Cody but he kept stopping this but Cody
Starting point is 01:54:56 Steve suplexed Roman rains the top of the stage and the rock just hit Seth Rowan with that bag or that garbage can that's plastic one so and I
Starting point is 01:55:12 I love what when they get the crowd involved because everyone's hooting and hollering, slammed Seth's head onto the guardrail. Then Seth throws the rock into those random cardboard boxes that are right there. And they slowly start making their way back to fight in the ring. Because they're hitting each other. Yeah, Cody and Roman are making their way down the ramp.
Starting point is 01:55:39 The rock grabs somebody's water bottle, just takes a swig and spits it. and Seth's face. So, and everyone's hooting and hollering. Yeah, there's a rock's mom. She's right there. I like, she's an old lady, man. She ain't going to do nothing. She did jump up aggressively. Seth climbed up on the barrier and came down
Starting point is 01:56:08 and dropped the hammer on the rock and he goes falling down. But that one part, was awesome though when they when they got out in front of the announced tables and then there was no there's never any love for the spanish announce table they cleared them out uh the rock and cody roads and the rock was about to rock bottom uh cody roads on there but cody reversed it and rock bottom the rock onto the on to the the main announced table and um oh uh Seth was out and he was trying to get involved, but Roman came flying out of nowhere and came running full speed and crashed Seth into the, uh, the little breakaway corner. The, that always breaks away. The weakest area of the barricades, except by the ring. Yeah, because they must have been outside of the ring for like 10 minutes and couldn't count
Starting point is 01:57:11 because that refly got fired. man there was no love for that rap man he even was getting beat up because that one he was about to pin or when uh i think was setha cody was pinning roman and they started to count got to two and then the rock reached in and pulled him out so yeah there was a lot going on here i mean i enjoyed it i thought this was an awesome match but of course man we knew that rock wasn't going to lose he wasn't going to do all this and then just it's all right I'll take the I'll take the L nope and what is this bloodline rules tomorrow uh
Starting point is 01:57:56 sounds like uh anybody from the bloodline could be involved and it's legal which I'm thinking are we going to get somebody new
Starting point is 01:58:13 um I don't know, figured solo would come running there with Simone Spike at some point. I'm ready for solo to Simone Spike, fucking Roman. I went for Niah Jackson, Tamina, to come running in and be a part of the bloodline. Because if they do, they... No, everybody would be so pissed. If Roman wins and all of them, Tamina and Nia Jackson, just everybody are just stand at the top of this ramp with one finger in the air
Starting point is 01:58:50 that would be awesome but throw they all me in there I have a feeling Roman's gonna lose if he doesn't lose like just flat out loses or something's gonna happen to where they have to stop the match and Roman will still be
Starting point is 01:59:11 excuse me will still be the champ so I don't know man people are saying that MJF is going to get involved he's still AEW yeah that's what I was saying but there is on all that
Starting point is 01:59:29 then I'm hearing punk's going to jump in I don't know I mean something major is supposed to happen tomorrow we'll see if it does it does if it doesn't then I'm not going to be mad I think it It's time for Roman to lose, and I'm just saying that I love his run, but I think he's a big enough star to where he doesn't have to have the belt to be the big star.
Starting point is 01:59:56 To be the, so he had so many different names. I don't know, but I think it'll still be the tribal chief. He'll still be the head of the table, even if he does lose. but when the rock was in man it was just the rock's rules because he he got the ring and then punched Seth Rillams in the balls so he was laid there and then he just poured the rock pointed his finger at the ref and the ref was like
Starting point is 02:00:31 sorry bro he couldn't do nothing I liked all of that how the rock kept yelling at the ref an interfering basically tell look I'm gonna do what I want and you can't do nothing about it but in the end um I mean the ending
Starting point is 02:00:53 was was really exciting because that's when everybody was just all over the place flying all over the place and everything and then the rock of course he pretty much roughed up everyone but then Roman and Cody were really
Starting point is 02:01:10 going at it hell hard because i like towards the end when they started just throwing uh blows at each other but at first second i thought cody was gonna win but i was like well no he's not gonna win tonight and tomorrow so we'll see but because yeah he got roman in the crossroads he gave it to him like a few times and roman was just huh but then Is the rock coming? Oh, the rock slapped Cody in the back with the belt. So he had to let go of Roman Raines, and that's when Roman Raines bounced off the rope and speared Cody Rhodes.
Starting point is 02:01:58 He's taking too long to pin him because rock is just. I think this one he tags the rock end to get the pin. Yeah, yeah, he did. because he came in and this is when he uh gave the people's elbow after he did all that he tried to earlier but then he got uh i think was set throans no or was it cody that he lost it because then cody jumped out of the way but cody took a rock bottom first and then he did uh
Starting point is 02:02:31 his little shuffling jumping over him and then that was it but i liked right before he did it Roman Or the rock pointed up Into the sky And looked over at Cody's mom This is for you Mama Rhodes And then
Starting point is 02:02:49 Did his move Jumped over Gave him the people's elbow And then he pinned him And that is the end Of the match Yeah Mama Rose looked hot
Starting point is 02:03:01 She looked hella mad I think I think Cody's Taking it tomorrow But I'm going to say Seth loses and blames Cody well he's he's who's he's he going up against
Starting point is 02:03:20 McIntyre yeah I think that's how I see it playing out that he's going to say he should have never helped Cody he should have been just thinking about his own shit I mean these guys got to pull double duty and wrestle each night seemed like they just kind of took spaces away from other of the wrestlers
Starting point is 02:03:43 I don't know But in the end I mean I enjoyed This one I thought it was cool What did CBS Sports gave it a B Hmm
Starting point is 02:04:00 Yeah it a B plus Yeah I gave it a B plus But Yeah after it was all over Cody just laid there And Seth Rohn was laying on the outside And of course
Starting point is 02:04:14 They were both mad And then they excuse me they walked up the ramp held up their belts all the fireworks went off and that was the end of WrestleMania night one
Starting point is 02:04:29 at least no rubber chicken for Cody this time when did they start doing the two nights my son asked me that I was like I don't know a few years ago it's been a few years was that after the pandemic or did they do two nights
Starting point is 02:04:47 before it's before pandemic because I was I think my daughter asked because she was like, was it always two nights? And I was like, no, WrestleMania used to be a fucking all-day thing. Yeah, it was like on WrestleMania Sunday. So, what? I don't know.
Starting point is 02:05:06 We'll see what happens tomorrow. I'm hoping Roman or Cody didn't or even said didn't get hurt. So they can't wrestle tomorrow. But I don't know. We'll see. But I have a feeling of Rock. can get involved at some point and maybe Cody will win and then the rock would come in and beat him up and then
Starting point is 02:05:28 challenge him and then watch Brock win the belt oh it was pandemic what was that when they first did it 2020 okay I don't even remember who I do well they had a pandemic Royal Rumble I was an edge one remember that was that when the edge and Randy Rhodes Randy Orton had Rest in peace
Starting point is 02:05:57 Randy Rhodes When they had That crazy match on top of the Semi trailers Yeah Yeah They did I didn't like that at all
Starting point is 02:06:12 I mean There was the pandemic error I mean I was happy we got WrestleMania and wrestling continued, but it I mean, the Goldberg beat the fain for the title. Yeah, it just wasn't
Starting point is 02:06:27 the same. But, all right, everyone, that was WrestleMania Night 1. We'll be back tomorrow with more because it's,
Starting point is 02:06:41 I don't know, we'll see. It started 5 o'clock here on the West Coast, so it was no it was four o'clock here four so it was seven o'clock over in philadelphia so because this it was almost midnight when this was over so but i'll give it to everyone that stuck around they said it was the sold-out crowd and um they didn't announce where next year's uh wrestlemenia is going to be so i assume that's tomorrow night but i heard Minnesota.
Starting point is 02:07:17 I heard Vegas first, but I don't know. If it's Vegas, I'm going for sure. But I don't know. We'll see. Anything else before we get out of here? No. All right. Go over and listen to ESP ringside with Taylor and I. We called the whole ladder match when we were right to that.
Starting point is 02:07:45 And, of course, my grandsons had to make. they're they're part of the East Society so you'll hear them hooting and hollering in the background I think they were wrestling too while we were we were talking so go over and listen to that I think I'll put that on the regular feet I don't know but either way but yeah we'll be back tomorrow night with more so until then everyone be safe out there and party on and be good to each other listen son Sean I'm gonna open up a fresh can of whoop ass on ya, boy. Yeah! Bring it on!

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