The Horror Returns - The Wrestling Returns - WWE: WrestleMania XL - Saturday
Episode Date: April 9, 2024This episode Brian and Nez rundown the WWE WrestleMania XL night one matches. Join The Wrestling Returns on Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/614555330016037 Instagram - @the_wrestlin...g_returns Twitter - @the_w_returns Check out everything Horror Returns at: https://thehorrorreturns.com Join The Horror Returns Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1056143707851246 THR Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thehorrorreturns Join The Action Returns Facebook group. https://www.facebook.com/groups/841619946357776 Follow The Action Returns on IG and Twitter: Instagram: @theactionreturns Twitter: @action_returns Join the THR Presents: Stream Fiends Facebook Group. https://www.facebook.com/groups/3860579827402429 Follow THR Stream Fiends on IG: @thrstreamfiends
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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, welcome to another episode of the wrestling returns.
WrestleMania weekend is finally here.
We're here to talk about night one, but before we get into all that, I'm your host, Brian.
With me as always is my brother Ness.
What's up, man?
Yo-yo, what's up, everybody?
If you guys listen to the Action Returns,
it sounded like crap at the end.
Sorry about that, but allergy season is here.
It's been getting me.
I was good, man, but at the end of all this, by that last match, I was blowing my nose out.
Oh, so I got to sign this headache, everything, but we got to do it.
The Sammy one.
What was that?
I kind of dozed off for the Sammy one.
Yeah, we'll get to that.
But, all right, WrestleMania, 40.
uh the city of brotherly love philadelphia pa i don't know what stadium that was i know it was the eagle
stadium but whatever it is did you watch any of the pre-show yeah some of it
they show all the the opening you know how they before each match they got the little opening packages
kind of recapping the story yeah it was the same ones they showed in the
Pre-show. I was like, why if you watch the pre-show, why would you want to watch the same thing over again? I didn't realize that the Andre the giant battle oil was last night at Smackdown. Yeah, they don't do it at WrestleMania no more.
Oh, see, well, I was happy when I went. They did. Um, who won? I think Bronson Reed.
No, I mean, I'm trying to think of the one that
Oh, how was that?
The first one, WrestleMania 31 at that.
Wasn't it your boy?
Bummy Corvin?
Was it?
I think so. If it was the first one, I remember everybody thought Big Show was going to win.
Oh, that's right.
That was that was before he was Bummy Corvin.
He was the lone wolf when he had long hair.
Is that that that bitch-ass 40?
Santa Clara 49er Stadium.
But really quick, everyone.
Fucking A's.
Looks like they're going to Vegas.
Last game of the season in Oakland.
Is this September or something against the Rangers?
I'll try to go, but I don't know.
I mean, I'll go to a few games this season, but once,
then they're going to play in Sacramento.
and take them after after this season everyone I'm a I'm a LA Dodgers fan so
fuck them but I'll still support it and when they're play in Oakland not in Sacramento
I'll probably go to a game of Sacramento just to see them but yeah anyway um yeah the first
match of the night which I thought was gonna be much later but yeah I felt it was a little
disrespectful. Yeah, they could have did
Sammy Zane and them in the beginning. Could have did
fucking
Bianca Belair and the gang
and damage control
opening. Yeah.
We'll talk about that when we get to that.
Yeah. Okay, but the first match,
women's world championship match.
Maria Ripley, aka.
a mommy taking on the man, Becky Lynch.
Before we dive into it, what did you think of it?
I thought it was a decent match.
They kept talking about how Becky had been,
had struck throat for the past week,
and it did look like she wasn't going as hard as she could,
and it showed throughout the match.
But this was an easy match to choose.
there's no I mean I did get worried there for a second I was reaching from my phone
about to message you this is some fucking bullshit I thought they were about to pull on
on us but no it went the way it was supposed to I felt like Ria carried the match
for the most part and yeah I'm happy with the outcome because she should have a very long
title reign yeah because a year ain't enough I mean how many times is
Becky had this belt. Well, not this
belt, but a belt.
I think she's going away for
a little bit, too.
She goes two
belts. Becky two belts.
Yeah. She had that
at one point.
What'd you think of the
book graphic with the quotes?
Eh, all right.
Cool. Whatever.
She's not your average
average girl.
who was this band that was uh i can't remember the name of him taylor he was a fan of him i was like who apparently
it's rhea's favorite band okay um all right i mean i'm i'm i'm an old what lanc say get off my lawn
guy he said that in the last the new episode yeah he said it on the last episode speaking of that
everyone. If you guys listen to the last horror
returns, here's my grades
for those movies. The original
King Kong versus Godzilla, that's a 10.
And this Godzilla
Kong, X-Cong, or whatever,
with eight minutes of Godzilla,
you're killing me.
See, I brought that
up and Lance was like, we got Godzilla
and I was like here and there.
No, it was
if you guys
listened to the East Society, I
kind of went a little more detail um it was basically it could have i called it con hollow earth
it could have been that movie yeah and it reminded me of um of a planet of the apes movie
i mean i liked that there was a lot of kong action i thought that was cool but
godzilla i mean his name's first in the title and you only give me eight minutes of him
but when he was on the screen i thought it was cool and i did love the
seen when they were teamed up
and they came running at the camera when they were
fighting that uh
whatever that thing was
oh no the the
ice Godzilla that's what everyone was calling
it and the
the bad
uh scar reds painted
apes or whatever they were but
uh
it should have just been a Kong movie
and then yeah yeah you could have
shoehorned Godzilla into it but
I was like
but nah I give that one
would I give it a two I think I give it a two
I was just not
I didn't really care right there with Lance
I didn't like the last one I mean I like when they were fighting
but it was just
I'm still waiting for Lance to tell me why he didn't like it
because he kind of made it seem like he had fun with it
I mean, if it was, like I said, if it was Kong,
hollow earth, or just Kong, whatever, whatever,
and then Godzilla made an appearance, cool, that would have been fine,
but calling Godzilla X Kong was, it was a waste.
To me, it was a slap in the face to Kong,
and I didn't care about the human stuff.
I mean, I like to take place in the hollow earth the whole time.
I think they did the human stuff right this time.
They were there just to explain shit, not
to have fucking, I think I brought up here from me again,
Billy Bobby Brown, whichever movie that was,
how we had to hear about their family issues.
I was glad they weren't in it.
Or Eisenberg, well, he died in that one.
Yeah.
But I was just like, I mean, I was fine with all the Kong stuff.
It was just, I don't know.
I wasn't expecting much.
I mean, they basically almost killed each other in the last movie.
And then now they're going to team up.
I was like, ha.
And that electric arm thing?
I did.
I felt for him with that,
um,
the sore tooth in the beginning.
I liked how they did.
I thought that was cool.
Yeah,
apparently that's what set Lance off.
He got his tooth changed.
Well,
shit it hurt,
man.
I was like,
that's what made you hate the movie.
And,
uh,
the all star of the movie was mini con.
I think his name was like Sacco or Siko or something.
I don't know.
The Funko Pop has his name.
I was like, really?
A paper boy called a Mini Kong.
He looked like that was Funko Pop.
He was a chip, man.
He was taking every hit's hard in the beginning.
When he first tried to fool Kong and then the rest of those monkeys came in and he was getting worked and he still came back.
He didn't care.
I thought he was awesome.
I need to get that Funko Pop.
he was badass but yeah it was a two i wasn't impressed so but yeah anyway this thing to i guess it was
fighting but i just wasn't satisfied with it and i was kind of like uh so but anyway
becky lynch and mommy the real ripply get hair extensions
I'm not throwing her hair out.
I didn't really realize it until
the Hall of Fame when she came
walking down the aisle. I was like, God damn.
I loved how
both of them looked. Well, not when
Becky had that. I don't know what it was.
She was wearing.
She looked like
what's the singer?
The dude.
She was like
Mrs. Claus.
That's how I saw it.
I liked her. Once she took all that other crap off,
I liked what she was wearing.
But, I mean, she was at least
almost covered. Her mommy never covers up.
I'm sure she was cold.
Because that wind was blowing too.
Yeah, they kept all night talking about the weather,
what the temperature was and what it felt like.
Yeah. And you could just see everyone.
bundled up hoodies, beanies, everything.
But as far is that, I mean, yeah, it was a slap in the face to put this first.
I was kind of like, it should have been Sammy Zane and the ring general.
We'll get to that in the minute.
Well, now that I'm thinking about it, do you think maybe because Becky was sick?
Oh, yeah.
That's probably why.
That they just wanted to get it done and over with.
Yeah, she probably, as soon as it was done, just.
uh get went to a trailer or whatever bundled up well is she i mean she powered through it but you could see
um i want to know was she this how they wanted it to go or was she going to win i hope not
so but i don't i mean i like i like becky i'm just i'm just kind of over you got so many talented
women in the division just let somebody else have a title ring you know you don't have to have
you know we we always bring it up you don't need like charlotte with her 15th world title reign
or becky winning two belts at the same time and you got other women there i guarantee you
when charlotte comes back she's going to win something oh they're gonna they're gonna make a
storyline about the injury and her coming back to win the championship and tying her father's
record or some bullshit like that uh we'll see i mean don't get me wrong i love the queen but
mommy once uh she came on the scene she stole my heart she looked hell of good uh in this she got a new
tattoo at wrestle world or whatever that thing was
Speaking to that, did you see
LA night and
AJ Styles fighting it out?
Got to sell it.
Yeah, I thought that was cool. Plus, they almost took out
a fan that was walking by because they were
just grabbing each other and then
they went falling to the wall right when someone
was walking by.
So if that was me, I would
fell down and I've been
right in there with him.
But yeah, I mean, this match was good.
if Becky just wanted to gain it over with because she felt like crap that's I mean yeah I would want to do that too
um but I mean she did what she she had to do I mean she she was selling everything and
just feeling like crap said it's like a hundred and something temperature and was was strep throat or whatever all week
yeah that's that's no joke man I had that a few times yeah but um yeah mommy man she she pulled it out man
she was doing her thing
I love it
my son
he was sitting there watching it with me
and he was like
since when did they start
advertising all this stuff
because if you guys realize well other than
Prime was dead center in the ring
the little
vodka or whatever
yeah
why is Russia got to have all
the mules when America can have
an American meal or something
I was like
the fuck is going to
going on and i don't know those little uh screens that are on the barricade man there was always
something going across there hey man but you got to pay i mean you got to you got to promote i don't
know how much those ads cost but there was so many though as there was like we're we're heading
to the steady cam brought to you by singular mobile where your connections always steady and i was
like what is happening yeah that's why there was so much i mean you got to be you got
to pay a wrestlers and
I guess we got to
pay the rock. I'm surprised
none of them are
coming out with their
outfits like
themed by different sponsors.
I was what's his name?
Brock Lesnar with Jimmy
Johns.
He had investment in that.
So
what?
Speaking of, did you listen
that interview with
Punk.
Yeah.
MMA show.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
He paints a totally different story than what was told.
Yeah, I don't know.
I mean, well, there was some stuff he couldn't talk about.
So. Yeah, I respect it.
He said, I'm not trying to get nobody punished over there.
Yeah.
But I had people on my side.
Yeah.
And they threw them out of some event.
That was when, uh,
Vince McMahon was still there
Then he went into all that
I was like oh man
I'm sure somebody's mad
But I thought it was a cool interview
But
Becky in this one
Doing what she had to do
And you could see that she was
Just
Just huffing and puffing
And I'm sure her throat still hurt
too because especially in the
cold weather, even when you're fine, 100% fine and you take cold that cold-ass weather,
that shit hurts.
And I'm sure getting sweaty and then feeling that breeze on you.
Ah, man, it would suck.
But, I mean, they were doing.
Surprised they didn't alter her outfit to be more warmer.
Well, it was like her whole top part was covered.
It was just her legs that were showing.
so I don't know what that material is, but she was somewhat warm.
Not like really rippantly, man.
She has what she has on.
Back, arms, legs, everything.
Cheeks and out.
Yeah.
Speaking to that, was that a house show?
Yeah.
Did you see the full video?
Yeah.
When Shana tried to get in there?
Yeah.
I'm that guy, everyone.
man I love night jacks
I'll open my mouth
I don't care
yeah but I've seen some
video they're basically saying
this is all the the
raw going to Netflix next year
that this might be leading to like
not the
the
what was the error
the attitude error? They're saying it's not
going to go that way but it's going to be more
lenient
yeah that way because they pointed out how the rock's been cutting his promos lately
but then somebody else pointed out that it's the rock he does whatever he wants so
yeah he did someone they was slow on that delay button oh they missed one at russomania
yeah he dropped an f-bomb and like a minute later they hit the
mute button it was too late it was already over with but just
wasn't at the ref he was like you make this fucking count ref you're fired yeah and this ref right
now that's in the ring with the two ladies it was him so i'm watching this everyone but yeah man
ria i mean she does what she does she's the eradicator but when uh she at towards the end when she
was just power bombing becky lynch onto the mat over and over i was like oh man hell those
lungs not rias but becky's
and just
over and over and
she just oh man I hope she just
went to the back after
this was over and just
either drank some
hot tea or soup or something
and just warmed up and
hope she's just
laying in her bed taking more
medicine and everything because I mean like I said
I feel anyone who's
sick with anything
I feel for you, but to have to go out there
and this cold as weather and perform.
But then again, man, she's a man.
She did what she had to do.
It was about business and she didn't want to disappoint.
But I guess, I mean,
at the end, maybe they, because they said she was sick all week.
So, I mean, I'm happy that she was able to
go through with it.
So, and hopefully mommy don't get sick.
from throwing her around being close to her.
I mean, Mommy was just, she didn't care, man.
She was kicking her, slapping her, giving her the forearms, everything.
And when those headbutts started, oh, man, I mean, they look like they connect every time.
So she was doing it, man.
But, yeah, Becky, man, she held her own.
She kept putting those arm bars
For some reason
The whole match
I was like now
Every time she got
Mommy an arm bar
That's what I was saying earlier
When I kept reaching from my phone
About the message you just
This is some bullshit
Because every time I was like
Oh
Here we go
Yeah
I was like
Oh I felt
I felt for Becky when she
jumped off the top rope
She didn't like leap high
And she just
did a leg drop on mommy but just fucking ass right on the ring yeah i'm really surprised she did
off the top row because she always does mid mid row i mean that's fine right so uh i'm like i'm scared
to even jump or anything uh on my ankle i'm just like uh but uh i mean every time someone falls
twist of ankle or whatever in wrestling
or when I watch the skateboard videos,
I feel it right in my ankle.
Or even when
when, well,
we'll get to that one, but she,
Mommy's got Becky
and one of those little crazy leg locks.
Oh,
the,
what I call it, the prism lock or whatever?
Yeah,
her face right in mommy's
ass.
Yeah.
This is where I was just like, I'm not buying Becky getting her way out because she kept, Rhea kept bringing her to the middle and just don't believe a little 115 pound.
Becky is just forcing her way to the ropes.
Yeah, I didn't like that.
Because, yeah, when she had her and she was on her, on her hands, walking on her hands, I was like, no.
little skinny arms.
Just do a little slick counter move.
Don't make us think you're overpowering, Ria,
because it's not happening with most women.
Uh-uh.
Even guys, man, but...
I don't know.
It's part of the show.
But yeah, man, Becky, she powered through it all.
She did everything she could do.
And, yeah, like you said, I was...
Ah, no!
Every single time that Mommy looked like she was...
she was going to go down there was a few uh mess ups in this but um they pulled them out because i don't
know what she was trying to do when um mommy was like they were back to back and they were trying to
lock arms i don't know what they were trying to do because then it just turned into nothing she just
picked her up and did the eradicate her on we'll talk about a what the fuck is happening in this
moment with
what's your girl the ref
Jen
in the next match
yeah
the fuck are you doing get out of the
way
yeah she started yelling
what are you talking about
get out of the way she was all in the way
priest looked at her like what the fuck
I got this
yeah I mean there was too many people
in that one but we'll get to that one the minute
but but yeah i mean becky she she sold her through the whole thing
but ria ended up pulling it out uh with the eradicator she gave her the eradicator a few times
and then becky also gave mommy those arm bars over and over and over
i was like that's what i figured she was running out of gas because she kept doing that same
move over and over but but yeah when they went up to the uh to the top rope
I know
When she gave her the
Becky gave Mommy the superplex
And then whipped it into an arm bar
I for surely thought that was over
Until
Ria rolled over
Because then Becky was holding her arm pulling it back
And then she just
Wiggled her way out of it
So but
Yeah Ria ended up pulling this one out
In the end
Which I was happy
But I did
did like that one move though when she Becky had her in the arm bar but then Ria got out of it
ended up getting Becky on her shoulders and then they flipped out of the ring and she landed
on her feet with Becky still on her back and then just flew her back slung her back
what they call it the electric chair yeah and then mommy climbed up top
only did the shuffle once freddie guerrero yeah she did the shuffle but she didn't do the shuffle
when she actually did the frog splash no she didn't i thought that was it but then becky kicked out
but it went on surprised we didn't get a manhandle slam from the top rope uh she she did one but
it wasn't uh wasn't the greatest but mommy pulled this one out in the end
Rock should have talked shit about that to Seth
He's like since I'm the one of the executives
Becky can't call it the manhandle slam no more
All right this is what it says here on CBS Sports
Um
Where is it
Shit
Brutal ending saw Ripley
Land two consecutive riptides
The first into the corner buckle
and to put down Lynch for good.
Ripley and Lynch produced a solid opening match
made more impressive by Lynch's compromised health.
I won't live up to Charlotte Flair
versus Ripley from last year,
but it was a contest
and struck a balance between Ripley's dominance
and Lynch's fire.
Well, she wasn't 100%.
So, I mean,
but what can you do?
It was still a good match, man.
I mean, I was happy with it.
There was times where I was,
ah, no.
My wife, she was, she watched some of it.
And then she just got tired of me screaming, I guess.
She went to go watch 90-day fiancee in the back.
Don't even get me starting on that show.
Shout out to that one guy with no neck.
I don't know his name, but you see him in memes everywhere.
I'm like, who the fuck is this guy?
Why is he on?
this show and she goes he's an asshole
I said well he looks like an asshole
but
ah yeah
mommy
CBS Sports gave it a B plus
yeah I'm cool with that
yeah
the next one next match
Undisputed tag team championship
the judgment day
taking on
DIY versus
the new day
Awesome truth.
A town down under.
New catcher public.
It was a six-pack ladder match.
El Signore Money in the Bank, Finn Baller.
DIY was a Pete Dune.
DIY is Tomaso Champa.
Oh, yeah.
Johnny Gargano, yeah.
uh the new day is biggie done or is he just taking a break still i read somewhere it's
i don't think it was like a confirmed thing or they even if it was just a theory but they're
saying they think that he might be done for health reasons well i hope he just sticks around
the company does commentary because that stuff he did in the beginning of him and sim punk i was cool
with it yeah i like the way they were feeding off each other
Yeah. Awesome truth.
The Miz and our truth.
And dumbass,
Austin Theory,
and it's an idiot's name.
The Ozzy icon?
Yeah, him.
Brace and Waller.
Yeah.
And New Catch Republic.
That was Pete Dune and,
what's his nuts, wasn't it?
Tyler Bay,
aka Strong Boy.
Yeah, this match
My son was like, why's there so many people in there?
I said, I don't know, it's just the way it is.
Yeah.
I was waiting for the Hardy Boys music to hear it at some point, but that didn't happen.
There was a lot going on in this match.
What did you think of it?
that's exactly what I was going to say.
There was a lot going on, but at the same time, nothing was going on.
There's just a lot of people moving around.
For as much as it seemed like was going on,
there wasn't a lot of chaos, a lot of destruction that I thought would have happened.
I was very let down by not their performance,
but how they were used in it, DIY.
why?
Because just the matches with
Tomaso and Jarnie Gargano
going against each other, we've seen them just tear
the whole ring up.
That's what I said. I said that to my son.
I was like, why are they teamed up?
But, I don't know.
And they're, well, it's supposed to be their
big reunion because
they were tag team champions
in NXT, so.
But.
I should let them at least win then.
Yeah. Pete Dunn and Tyler Bate, they had their moments, but again, underutilized.
I knew how it was going to play out. I did like the idea of how they were trying to, because I know they've been trying to split these tag titles up for a while.
And I thought this was a great idea for it. Whoever reaches for whatever championship that's yours, you could end up with both championships if you grab them both.
but I already knew they were trying to split these between the two brands
or wrong Smackdown so I had an idea in my head for sure I knew
the fuck is their stupid name A-town down under
because I think these guys could be perfect heels on Smackdown
so I figured they were going to take the championships and then
I really thought somebody else was going to take the other ones because, you know, they usually don't let the fan favorites win the title sometimes.
I felt sorry for Tomaso Champ because he got hit in the head with the ladder.
Damien Priest was throwing it, and I don't know if Tomaso wasn't ready.
But it hit him in the head.
And then he just held grabbed his head and then rolled out of the ring.
It's so payback for Finn last year.
Yeah.
Well, Finn was getting worked.
But Damien, priest, he tried to jump on someone that was laying on the, uh, the ladder.
And that guy jumped out of the way.
And he hit his tailbone right on there.
Yeah, majority of the time, everything was going on outside out of the ring.
I mean.
They, it was like when they were in the ring, it was only like a few people.
It wasn't a lot.
Yeah.
But, yeah, this is the match when Jessica was, ha, I don't know what she was trying to do.
I think she thought he was, I think she thought he was moving to the next spot too quickly.
But you didn't need to jump in the ring and grab his leg and say, hey, hey, hey.
Yeah.
It makes it very obvious.
and he looks super irritated when he looked back at her.
Well, she must have studied the script.
I mean, but I did like this match.
I mean, it sounds like we're bashing it,
but, I mean, there was a lot going on,
and I thought it was cool.
I mean, it was hard hitting.
I mean, there wasn't too much super chaos.
They did break a couple ladders.
And those one guys,
climbed up the ladders and did that double backflip off and landed on everyone.
I thought that was pretty sweet.
My grandsons were home.
They watched this match, and they had set up their pillows, so they were wrestling around.
Any backflips onto the pillows?
No.
They were jumping off the couch, though.
Listen to ESP ringside.
Taylor and I did a commentary.
for this um he was a little uh his um he's in indiana so he was like a few seconds behind
uh me here in california but it was still fun to do that tay on i can't remember we did the last
time um but i to me the all-star of this whole thing was our truth i mean i love i loved oh go ahead
I loved everything he did
I love the Sina moves
I love that he wanted to get tagged in
Yeah he was looking for the tag rope
And I love how everybody just goes with it
Like Miz did the the roll a tag
Yeah
He gave a fin ball
The five knuckle shuffle
And Yang gave him the AA on to the ladder
Pinned him for the three count
Yeah he pinned up in the
The referee was standing there.
But everyone else was going, one, two.
So the crowd was into it, man.
I loved it.
What was it?
Awesome truth.
Then the David Frees jumped in,
and then they double teamed them
and beat the hell out of them and gave them the double
what's Mrs. movie? Showstop.
Skow crushing finale.
Yeah, they gave him a double one.
Gorgano jumped in the ring
He was tuning up the band
Super kicked
David Priest
Oh,
Chapeer is so fucking stupid
It bugs me
I mean it just
I don't know
It just gets away
There's a period of time
Where he was just gone from the match
And then all of a sudden he came in
And I just seen this hair just flowing everywhere
And I was like,
Who was this lady?
And then I'm like, oh, this fucking priest with his beads and his hair extensions.
Right now.
So bad just to, because I love their whole look of the judgment day, the music and everything.
And then like they had the mask on and they came down.
And as soon as he took that mask down, I seen the beads.
and the hair extensions I was like damn it priest the first ones to to win belts the
smackdown belts was grace waller and done s Austin theory because um everybody
there was two two ladders in the ring everyone tried to four guys were climbing
the top I think was Miz our truth and I can't remember the other two but those two
idiots jumped into the ring and knocked over each ladder so everyone fell out and
gave them time to climb up and grab the belts but the match once that happens the match isn't
over because he still got to deal with the other belts but grason waller's dumbass kept
staying at the top of the um of the ladder and then uh p dune and what was the guy his other what's his
name um tyler bates yeah they grabbed uh waller's dumb ass off and threw him and got out of the ring and he
crashed onto a ladder that was already broke you can clearly see and then he just it just folded you
could see it man because in the replay you see where uh they they like loosened it up so that shit broke
when he hit it and they all jump back in the ring and yeah the new day man i i was pushing
for them but yeah i heard they're about to break them out i don't understand why
Oh, that was like a crowd favorite.
Oh, fuck.
Johnny Gorgana just did a backflit and kicked Finn Baller.
Oh, the fucking Champo just threw what Tyler Bates into that prime hydration station or whatever.
Like, why the fuck was that thing right there?
Because it's the sponsor, it's a very sponsor-heavy WrestleMania.
Yeah, American vodka.
right there. What is it? The Wheatley?
Yeah, Michael Cole, I drink it by the bottle. I was like, damn.
Hell no. I don't do hard liquor, boys and girls. I don't, you don't want the old
Niz. That's when that's when East Oakland comes out. I start fighting somebody.
Ah, my younger days, everyone. I'm too old to be doing all that.
My wrists aren't the same anymore. I probably break it.
But anyway
But yeah, that thing was like right in the way
I mean, I liked it.
They used it, but
shout out to the rock.
He really went for it.
But out of the judgment,
not the judgment day, the new day.
What is nuts?
Not Kofi.
Austin.
No.
No.
Oh, fuck.
He's got the big Afro.
I love it too.
I'm tired of everyone.
The other dude.
Yeah, Austin Creed.
No.
In the New Day?
Yeah.
Is Kofi Kingston and Austin?
That's not Austin.
God damn it.
Xavier Woods.
I'm sorry.
I'm thinking of.
when before he was in
wwee
oh okay
i was like wait what
well when you say
austin i'm just thinking of that
because he he used to
he used to dress
uh how he dressed it
with the american flight with the apollo crew
apollo creed
outfit that used to be like his outfit like in t and a
well he's got the
red white and blue flowing
oh
they climbed those two climbed up the ladder
and the bunch was outside
and Coffey Kingston
just did a back just flew
backwards and landed on the
the trust fall
yeah I thought Xavier Woods was going to get
the grab the belts but dumbass
Austin theory climbed up
and pulled down Coff or
Xavier and threw him out of the ring
but when he started climbing
that ladder I was like ah no
you already got a bill you don't need all four
but then Pete Dune
and Tyler Bage jumped in
and picked up his stupid ass and threw him out.
So I was happy with that.
I would have been fine of those two won the belts.
Tyler Bates and Pete Doom.
Yeah, they were pushing them like they was going to.
I thought at one point I thought they were going to win
after they threw Austin Theory's stupid ass out.
They were the only ones in the ring.
So they started climbing up hella slow.
And then Johnny Gorgano and Champa jumped in.
And I was like,
okay if they win too, I'm all right with it.
But I was like, man.
but Gorgano, man, he
he got fucked up
because he was off on the side apron
and he jumped over the
apron and grabbed Pete
Dune and
he like did a flip
grabbed him and then
Pete hit
he hit the table a little bit
but Gorgano looked like he hit it
like right on his head
because he rolled over and I'm watching
this everyone and I could
see him just laying there just a hold of his head the ref everybody ran over to him and uh everybody's
dead our truth is the only one jumping into the ring so oh man hold on i'm sorry everyone
these allergies fuck our truth man he he was the all-star he gets um i love it i love ladder matches
but why do they always take so fucking long to climb up the ladder?
You can easily just go up.
But our truth was climbing it.
My favorite thing.
Not my favorite thing, but it always gets me mad is when they take like two steps up the ladder and then reach.
Yeah.
Like, what the fucker?
Because what's your boy?
Austin Theory kept doing that.
He kept climbing like a couple steps.
and then reached it. I'm like, you know you're not anywhere near the belts.
Because our truth was almost to the top of the dumbass J.D. McDonough came running in and threw him out.
And then he threw him out of the ring. And then he pulled in Finn Baller and they started
climbing it. And this is when my grandson was going, uh-oh, the ladder's going to break because
this started to fold at the bottom. But the new day jumped in.
went to work with a chair
on Finn Baller
and McDon's stupid ass
is still on the top
so Kofi and Xavier
flipped the ladder over and
he goes
he goes flying out
does a backflip
almost missed the tables
but he went through one of them
and cracked the other
so he's laying out so he's laying there
and then
when Kofi started climbing
then Damian Priest jumped in the ring
Xavier picked up a chair
but Xavier super kicked him in the face and he he sold it hell of good and fell out of the ring.
And then he picked up Coffey Kingston and slammed him onto the steel chair.
But they realized that that ladder looks like it was going to break.
Oh, this is when Jessica jumped in to the ring and tried grabbing his leg.
And then he turned, yeah, he turned around and said something to her and like swatted at her.
So come on
That's Jessica. Leave her alone.
She's just doing her job.
That ladder
Because the mid
Damien Priest got to the top
He grabbed the bells
And then the Miz came jumping in
But you could see that ladder
It was starting to fold
I thought it was gonna just fold completely
With both of their weight on it
But it's what she held on
That the ladder was gonna fall
Yeah
Yeah
Because then both of them
just jumped out, jumped off the ladder.
Doesn't he, Damien Priest end up, like, throwing the ladder out of the ring?
Yeah, he did. He folded it up and threw it out.
And then Archieu gave him another one.
And then he boots Artreuth to the face.
I was like, wait.
Davy and Priest got the ladder and a fresh one.
Nobody's in the ring but him.
Then I'm like, why are you taking so damn slow?
to climb up this ladder and they look at it stop look at it but it didn't help our truth jumped back in
and pushed uh damien priest off then he picked him up and then gave him the a a out of the ring i thought
he was going to hit that table but he missed it so our truth was still in the ring everybody was yes
the yes chance i'm i'm happy to still do that everyone's dead on the outside of the ring our truth is
taking his sweet time setting the ladder up you can see miz lane they're watching because when they were
doing those high shots yeah he was waiting for it to be over and me i mean archie just stood there
looking at the crown and everyone was was cheering and then he climbed up to the top and paused for a minute
and then it was playing stupid but i was happy that he was able to unhook it i thought he was going to
do a Jeff Hardy and swing on it, but he didn't.
He did for a second.
Yeah.
Because the belts were like behind him when he climbed up there.
Yeah, but Ms. jumped into the ring.
Archieuth, they won, so they were hooting and hollering.
Yeah.
So I'm happy that they won.
Especially mainly Artruth, because the way they use him.
But hey, he's doing his job.
What happened to 24-7?
champ belt remember uh what's a little crazy girl nicky threw it in the trash that's right and missed the trash can
almost superhero and then people were saying that kind of sums up the title
well i was happy for uh mainly archie with me as he had a belt a billion times but yeah he uh
made evented resslemania one year yeah he he didn't
he didn't need this
Archew needed it
so but
wasn't happy about the Smackdown belts
but I guess someone's got to get it
I'm glad they're split now
yeah I didn't like
the whole two
the hold
two people holding
the two belts each it was cool
for a second but
and I'm hoping
Triple H
I gotta get used to this Paul Levesque
thing yeah I know he's
triple H yeah I hope
AAA let's let's get some
new designs on a tag titles yeah but yeah cbs sports they give this one a b i'll give it an a
i mean it was exciting i mean there was some mess-ups and but i i had a good time watching this
i think why i loved it so much is because my grandsons were really into this one because of the
ladders and them climbing everything and they were oh oh and i was like oh okay and i said this is
i didn't want to say pretend i said they're just playing so don't you climb there's a ladder
outside i know they're thinking of it i said don't touch my ladder i got to put it somewhere so
they can't get to it but yeah they gave it a b i ought to give it an a but i did like this match i
thought it was i thought it was cool i never wanted to crawl back
to the backstage and I'm sure they're hurt
we'll see but on to the next match
I was excited for this but it was
it was alright
Ray Mysterio and Andrade taking on Santos
Escobar and dirty Dom Dominant Mysterio
There was a lot to unpack here too
Because there was like a billion people
on the outside of the ring
when everybody was coming out there was like
a hundred people
behind them
just make it a LWO versus
what is their thing
Lungado L Fantasmo or whatever their thing is
yeah speak of the team versus team thing
yeah man I was just like
okay
don't get me wrong I love
Hall of Famer
Ray Mysterio he's awesome
I love him
Now, see, with everybody involved in this match, now this was the latter match with the teams.
Yeah.
This would have been awesome.
Dude, I did like, what's his name's mask that he was wearing.
Andrade.
Yeah.
I thought that, I was like, man, wear that mask the whole time, nobody took it off.
But he's at home taking care of business with the queen.
Oh, you know, she's the one that oils him up before he comes out.
She ain't let no one touch him.
I've seen like a video.
Like, I guess like every time he comes out on TV, she's like, oiling him up.
She let no one touch him.
She, never mind what she didn't let no touch him.
I was just going to say something my friend said, but never mind everyone.
I want to get trouble.
Dirty Dumb, I don't care, man.
I love him.
I mean, I know everybody hates him.
but I was telling my
grandsons I said that's his dad
and they were like what I said yeah
I said he's a bad boy and he's fighting his dad
and they were like
what happened I said
he wasn't listening
I was trying to explain it to them
and then my youngest grandson
Buster was like every time he saw him he was like
he's a bad boy
I said he is
But I mean
This match was cool
I mean there was
Too many people on the outside of the ring
They were getting involved
And two other dudes
Jumped in at the end
I didn't know who they were
But I knew they were
Football players for the size
Because
Little Last Rim Mysterio
And little tiny Zalina Vega
Yeah
I only knew the one guy
He's the bros
brother of
the one dude that dates
Taylor Swift.
Oh, that guy?
Yeah.
He's, he just retired.
He just retired this year.
Yeah, that's what they said.
One's retired and the other one's still
a pro.
But,
Andre was doing good.
I mean, what was his name in AEW?
I thought it was something else.
I can't.
My guy is.
because I think in
WWE, he was
I don't know, I'll probably fuck it up.
I think he was Andrade L. Edelow or something.
Yeah, I mean, one of them.
He was something.
A.W.U.S. Andrele something else.
Oh, when Ravens Terrier
pull out his belt and he was about to spank Dominic,
my grandsons went,
uh-oh.
I said, see, you guys got to listen.
He said he don't listen.
the dad was going to spake him with that belt so but they were they were into this one too i think
they're into the matches when there's a lot of people involved yeah because when it was just
the singles matches they they could care less so a lot going on on a tv keeps keeps their eyes busy
yeah because they watch it and then but then they get a little too wild and start tackling each other
but they had a ring so the the buildup for this was weird though
Because they introduced it was supposed to be Dragon Lee as Ray's partner, and then he gets jumped by a mysterious person.
It's just like, is it because nobody cares about Dragon Lee?
I do, because I was excited, but then.
I mean, who would you rather have Dragon Lee or Andrade?
I think I'm just a hate of Andrade because he's got the queens, but.
I mean, I like Dragon Lee, man.
He flips and flies all over the place.
I mean, I don't like his mask.
That little tassel thing.
Yeah, that bugs me.
But, I mean, he's still badass.
I like him.
Speaking to that, was that, who got hurt?
Not in WWE.
He was in WWE.
There was that video going around.
He kind of came off the top ropes and was going to do some kind of flip.
but missed
and dis slammed his head on the ring
oh fuck
this is AEW
no it was an indie show
I fucking can't remember
his name they kept show and that video
was like all over the place
but
yeah but dirty Dom
I mean
is he only in the WWE because of his dad
of course but
he's at least
yeah he's at least proved himself
to be a huge
and everybody hates him, calls him an asshole, and all that.
So he's taking it like a man.
He does his job.
Yeah, I mean, there's no way his first match should have been against Seth Rollins at SummerSlam.
But I think since then, he's paid his dues.
And this heel angle, this was the best thing that could have ever happened to him,
the whole going to jail for two hours and becoming a hardened criminal.
Prison changes a man.
I've seen things in there you wouldn't believe.
I did hard time.
Still one of the greatest WrestleMania entrances.
And I love...
That, the Thanksgiving thing when he went to his house.
And all that happened.
Then the Christmas one when he got arrested.
Those were awesome.
Mommy, mommy,
fill me out.
Oh, I find those videos
and laugh. Those are the best.
But I liked when, no, was it
last year's WrestleMania
when he got spanked and his mom
slapped him and all that?
Yeah.
From what I read when he went off script
and threw the water in his sister's face
which she wasn't expecting.
Who was this other chick
that looks like Beyonce?
Oh, Angel.
Uh, no, not Angel.
Electra Lopez.
Yeah.
And Carlito.
He didn't bring the apple.
I'm not Carlito.
Um, and that fuck's his name.
It was Carlito.
Yeah.
And they kept teasing like he was about to turn.
I mean, he got involved for a little bit, but I wanted him to bring out the apple.
But he didn't.
Maybe he thinks everybody's cool.
But yeah, I mean, other than having like a whole squad on both sides out,
dude, I'm trying to look like he got fucked up, man.
His chest.
He got some chops to the chest and you just see a red handprint on him.
But I love that scene when he jumped into the ring and took both of them out.
What's that leg move when he like swings, swings his arm under the legs and they flip?
And they like spin?
Somebody's hailing it.
Yeah, I can't remember the name of it.
But that's fucking awesome because he does it
he does it hella fast and he did it to both of them.
Ooh.
When he had Dom in the corner, I'm watching this.
And he ran full speed and just shoved his balls
right in his face a lot.
Oh, did the, oh, fuck, my allergies.
he's got long
ass hair too
he pulls a back in a little
ponytail but man it just
it would get in my way
I like I've said this before
I have long hair and I
can't just let it hang down like these guys do
but Dom's rocking that sweet
mullet so it's all right
with him
was his mom there
I didn't see her I was hoping that she would
get into it again
no I didn't see
because she was at the Hall of Fame thing.
But yeah, man, the double 619.
Well, he did it a couple times.
Ray Mysterio.
For some reason, I thought he was, like, in his 50s.
He's like 49 or something like that.
And I'm like, shit.
And I'm older than him.
But I'm sure his body is hurting more than mine.
So, Adrida did his, uh,
the queen's flip off the top.
He sure did, didn't he?
Yeah, he got up there and did it.
Ah, I had to show her some love.
Wiping the grease off her hands in the back.
Oh, man.
Ray Mysterio was getting roughed up, though.
Man, they were throwing him off the top rope doing flips,
uh, the leg scissors, everything.
and
damn this chick's hot
she kind of looks like
uh
jennifer lopez
but then uh queen uh
the queen or out the queen
uh
zelina she climbed up
under the second rope
did that back flip
and this is when everyone else
was getting involved outside
she looked like she kind of botched that
yeah she messed up
but these guys were flying
all the other dudes were on the outside
the ring we're flying all over the place and who's that one guy that does this sweet-ass move
when they uh springboard him off the second rope it's neither cruise del toro or wakene wild one of those two
i think it's wakene i love when they do that and he flies he flies hella far too
luckily those guys are far back oh oh fuck i mean that one that one dude's got that that claw ripped
two in his chest. I thought that was real
for a second. I was like, oh,
shit, but
yeah, I reason when Ray was getting his ass
beat and then
noticed when they all fell out of the ring.
And then,
who are these guys? The two
masked luchadors jumped
into the ring because Dom was about to hit his dad
with the chair. But then they grabbed
dirty Dom, threw him into the corner.
And I knew these guys
were football players. I was like, these are big
Eagles football player.
What the mask gave it away?
Yeah.
But I mean, even if they didn't have masks
and I just would assume they were football players.
I was happy that they got involved.
It was cool.
Show them some love in Philly.
But yeah, this is when Ray did,
gave him the double 619.
And Andrade gave Adam his finisher.
And then Mysterio came flying off the top rope.
And 1, 2, 3, it was over.
What the hell of these two guys?
names again.
Later revealed to be Philadelphia
Eagles players
Jason, Kaleas, and
Lane Johnson.
Oh, well, that was them.
CBS Sports gave this a C
plus? I
only gave it a B.
I mean, I was entertained. I liked what was going
on. I was
entertained, but I think a C plus is fair.
I think it was
too much going on with
the extra people. Neither
get rid of them or have them involved in the match for real.
Those big ass dudes came in and tore all the shirts.
They went for it.
They got all into it.
They were climbing up on the ropes, hooting and hollering,
and then tore their shirts off.
But yeah, I liked this match.
I thought it was cool.
And my grandsons, they were digging it.
So they were having a good time.
C plus is what it gets.
Alrighty.
I was looking forward to this one, too.
I think this was the last match they watched before they left.
But this is Mainavit J. Uso, taking on his brother, Jimmy.
Which one is Josh?
That would be Jay.
No, because when they were...
I got a little promo.
more thing they showed the beginning when they showed
them brothers
bonded by blood or whatever the hell they were talking about
showing them they played football
they did this they went to prom together
and all that
then they broke up
I love it because Renee
she liked them too
when they used to come out and do the hawker
before they got into the ring I thought that was awesome
I loved when they do that but
they stopped doing that when they turned
gangster.
And then these two,
they started to
battle that out. What did you think of this
match? I was really
looking forward to this one, but I
had to say this is probably one of the
disappointing matches of the night.
There was just
no
emotion in it.
They didn't go hard on each other.
And when
you thought the match was going to take a turn
that way, it just
it just didn't go that way.
Those period when Jay,
Jay's beating Jimmy down and then
Jimmy's just begging for him to stop
and he's sorry and then he tricks
him and super kicks
him and he thinks now
we're about to get started because the gloves
are off now. We're about to get dirty with
it and just didn't go that way.
Yeah, I mean, for what
they've done before,
I was hoping it was going to be like that
but on each other. But it just
wasn't uh i mean the buildup was cool so you figured it'd be wrestling mania and they would go for it
but see the the way i thought it would be gone is jimmy screwing jay over so many times jay's the
one going fucking hard on jimmy in the match and if if i was writing this he'd go so hard that rickie
had to come out and kind of separate it but then during that that's when jimmy's when jimmy
takes advantage and that's how I would have the match in but Jimmy taking advantage and winning
yeah I mean I was excited but it just didn't it didn't it didn't pay out I mean you had your
feds holding up the one finger but I was no yeat on this one everyone yes but but
My wife, she was saying, what are they saying?
I said, yeat.
She was like, what's that?
I don't know.
Ask your son.
I have no idea.
All I know is it's old.
According to him.
She was like, I don't get it.
I said, I don't either.
Yeah, that's what my daughter said.
She was like, what did he say?
What did he say?
I said, yeat.
She was like, is this an old video you're watching?
I was like, no, this is.
This is last Monday.
She's like, oh.
I asked my son, I said, when did this start?
He goes, I don't know, like 2016.
I was like, you've seen the videos where the dudes was in school running up behind the girls and grabbing them by their ponytail and saying yeat.
That's what he was telling.
He goes, there's a bunch of videos.
There's one guy that threw something out of the window.
They're throwing trash at people and yelling yeat.
I was like, okay.
I never seen those.
videos so I don't know I first heard it at the at the movie theater there's a
um I think it was a Southwest Airlines commercial a shout out to them um I think
but it's like they're in court and they're the someone's in the stand repeating
what's being said and there's the the lady that's taken down all the notes
and one of them says
Geat
and she says that at the end of the commercial
and I was like
what is she saying?
My son went yeat
and I'm like, what's that?
What's that?
He explained it later when the movie was over.
I was like, all right, whatever.
So I don't know.
It's according to these new kids,
to these kids, it's old.
But I don't know, whatever.
I mean, but it gets a reaction.
action because everybody
is yelling it and every time
he was uh, Jay was slapping
Jimmy everyone's going to eat
but then when Jay or Jimmy
was hitting Jay you heard the
no yeat. Yeah.
And I'm sure they made a killing with those
yeat glasses that everybody had
on.
I know.
I am
nod by I
now I need to see
if they're selling.
of those of the shop.
But yeah, I mean, this match, I mean, it was okay.
I mean, they did what they did on each other, but you expected it to be.
Super kicked each other.
Yeah, over and over.
Jamie got kicked in the face hard.
He was grabbing his teeth.
I mean, even Lil Wayne bringing Jay in, that was made.
Because if, if, if, if, if, if, if,
He's going to be talking over
Jay's song
Why don't you just do a cover of Jay's song?
Yeah
I figured that would happen
Ooh, there's
A final boss pop
That just dropped when you got to pre-order it
Oh, mommy's got a new shirt, damn it
You make me buy this
And mommy is still on top
I'm going to have to get that one
Um
Let me see
KJ Uso
This is live shopping everybody
Yeah they have those glasses
But they don't say yeat on them
Like I guess they will
Although I mean the ones that have advertiser don't
Well it does wait wait wait a minute it does but
It's really small in the corner
Oh they'll have the full ones because they had
They had little way wearing them
Yeah
And they showed people in the crowd wearing them
Because it says
main event j uso in one corner and the other corner says geet has 2499 i'm sorry i mean i ain't the one
but i'm no yeat everyone so i ain't buy those those will go hard in the bay shit i get beat up
hard for wearing those nobody says that i mean without the not saying yeat but
yeah they got their own term
terminology down there if you're not on top of it is that that whole that whole movement came up here
the the thizz era the only thing i still say is hella that's about it i mean there's so much
so much new dialogue every day it's hard to keep up with all of it what's his name is huge up
here uh mac dray yeah rest in peace yeah he was like like he was from
here. I heard when he came
up here, it was like home for him.
That's when I got my name.
I needed a stage name.
Then Mac Dre had an album
out. I remember I was sitting there. That's
my name. And then we're like, what? I went,
McNaz and it stuck.
Yeah, when Jay fell on
his knees, after he was getting
the shit beating out of him and
he was, stop, please, please.
And he went crawling over, holding his hand out.
Oh, no, Jimmy.
And Jay was just looking at, I just realized you got Yee pants.
I don't know.
I don't see that.
Jay?
Yeah, yeah.
Didn't see his Yeat arm sleeves?
I wasn't even paying attention.
His pants, no.
He had a whole Yeat outfit.
Yeah, I saw that, but I didn't realize the pants.
And then he took the best off, and then he had, like, yeat fucking, like, the basketball players
wear, like, the sleeves.
Yeah.
I'm surprised you ain't got that tattooed on him yet.
But when Jimmy faked him out, he super kicked him, and then he jumped up onto the top rope.
And then did the splash.
I thought that was it, man, but Jay kicked out.
And Jimmy, I love the looks on their faces when they're shocked.
Because once Jay kicked out, he was like, ha, he had that crazy look at his eyes.
But, yeah, I mean, this match wasn't, it was all right.
but Jimmy
he ended up
pulling it out
in the end
oh no no wait
Jimmy went
yeah Jimmy one didn't he
Jay one oh Jay one
I was oh shit I'm walking at the wrong thing
yeah see I'm watching the crowd yeah
he was about to kick him and then he hesitated
yeah
they were trying to play off the whole
he's got sympathy for his brother
the people in the crowd had the
the yeat ones that set it across the glasses
but
yeah
that's some many exclusive
yep well if you were there
and you got them I bet they're selling them
top dollar
on eBay
let me see
yeat glasses
let me see if that's on here
but yeah Jimmy
a hundred bucks
damn
and they don't even say
the geek on the side
these guys are killing me
main event j uso
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a hundred dollars when you can just go on
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criminals crooks out there
yeah
j ended up pulling it out
the end and yeah
it was it was nothing much
They gave it a C plus.
Yeah.
Okay.
I've been all right with that.
The next one.
Bianca Bel Air, the EST, and the glow.
She wasn't glowing this time with her shoes.
I like those shoes she wears when she comes out glowing.
Naomi and Jade Cargo taking on damage control.
Oscar, Kyrie Seine, and Dakota Kai.
what did you think of this one
this match was awful
the entrances were awful
the damage control entrance
the the little
Japanese what I don't know what you call
them geisha girls or whatever
they looked like they didn't know what they were supposed to be
doing up there
the
the Bianca Naomi and Jade entrance
I didn't I didn't get it
they played like five seconds of each of their songs
like they gave Naomi no love
uh-uh they played her song for like three seconds
and they went into Bianca's
and Bianca was whipping people
I think she hit Naomi with her hair
walking down the entrance
yeah
and then you already knew who was going to win the match
and this was just to showcase
Jade
yeah
and I think the
match I think I'm looking it up here
it was eight minutes
because I mean when
when Jade came out my son's like who is she
I said she was an AEW
all that she now she this is like
I don't know how many matches he's had
she only had like a handful I said but this is her first
WrestleMania I said watch
she's gonna be the one I called it too I said she's gonna pin
Dakota Kai
because she's the she was the weak link
out of them out of them three
I mean, don't get me wrong.
I love Dakota Kai.
Beautiful young woman.
But come on.
I think if she would have pinned Oscar or Kyrie saying, I'd have been a little more believable.
They're protected those too.
Yeah, that's why Dakota Kai was the crash test.
She got no belt.
No.
Kyrie, man, I love you.
But man, her hair was getting it away.
I don't know what was going on with her hair.
It was like overly teased.
And it was like covering half of her face the whole time.
But yeah, Jade, I thought she was going to fall out.
Because there was one scene or one camera angle.
She was standing there.
It looked like her boobs were going to fall out.
She's big as fuck.
Yeah, she is.
I mean, I like her, man, but.
she could have just had a singles match with someone
because yeah they they came in there and
once she got tagged in she just went to work
and just started beating the hell out of them all
I can't wait till Jane and
Bianca go at it
I mean it's coming I get what they were trying to do here
it was a great image at the end
to see all three of them standing together and posing
but this was jade cargill's show all the way and you you like you said they're definitely gonna try to set up her and
bianca what was the last thing i said sorry everyone i had my mic on mute i don't remember
well yeah we're talking about i know the last thing i said jade was this was definitely a showcase for jade
And they're definitely setting up a Jade Bianca thing in the future.
Yeah, I mean, I mean, she did what she had to do.
When Oscar blue misted Kyrie and then that was, I knew that was the end.
Right there.
Then Jade slammed Dakota Kai one, two, three.
But when Bianca and Jade go at it, I'm ready.
I mean, I think that's going to be a good match.
Both of them going hell of hard.
But, yeah, I mean, I could have put this first, too, but I don't know.
I know what's the name?
Bailey and E.O. Sky are going at it tomorrow night.
Oh, they're about to tear it up tomorrow.
I hope so.
And I want Bailey to leave with that belt.
Because if she doesn't win it, I mean, don't get me wrong.
I love E.O. Sky.
but no he always had she's had a decent run yeah she can lose it yeah she can lose it you win it back then let bailey get it i need
belies had a brusannia moment no man they did her dirty at that one uh tlc that i went to in santa rayle they had her
match and lost i was like she's home man you're gonna let her lose
I was hell of mad, but I still had a good time.
Would they give that one?
They gave it a B minus.
Yeah.
I don't give it a B.
Give it a C minus.
All right.
This one I was kind of looking forward to, but I was like,
yeah, but internet, intercontractors.
continental championship match the ring general good there taking on sammy zane oh i'll give him
telling this one right out the gate they gave this match an a plus i love sammy jay don't get me
wrong but a plus um that wasn't i mean i don't know i mean i mean i don't know i mean
I'm gonna be honest. I'm I'm a Sammy guy. I've been a Sammy guy since he was in the Indies when he was El Generico. He was wearing the luchador mask
But he shouldn't have been in this match this should have been Chad Gable
Because they built up that storyline where he was almost beat Gunther and he had his kids there and he lost he made the promise that he'll
He'll win the championship for them and then you guys slid sammy in there
and then they did that cringy
fucking training montage
for Sammy's just like
I'm afraid
I'm afraid
I'm afraid
it's like what are we doing
yeah
I mean Chad Gable
but would he have won
that's a thing I don't know
you think it
I think it would have been awesome if he
he was the one to take Gunther down
little chat Gable
a little shorty G
Shorty G
That would have been cool
But my opinion
I don't think it would have been believable
But I don't know everyone
I mean Sammy
I just felt like he didn't need another
WrestleMania moment he had one last year
He had one with Johnny Knoxville
Yeah
So he's had his moments
But the
The mousetrap
The mousetrap that didn't go off
Or right away
I don't know
I'm not going to
I did doze off for a couple minutes during this match.
I mean, yeah, I was looking at my phone during some of this.
Because I felt like they were just trying to give Sammy a championship.
It didn't get exciting until the end.
I mean...
I don't know. I think they did go through wrong.
Unless they have a big singles push for a main title coming up for them,
which I'm totally doubt for that.
but
I don't know
I think this match
is not needed
and I didn't like the outcome
and like you said
it didn't get good until the end
and I think
early in the match
that's probably where I dozed off
for a couple minutes
and
like I said
is Sammy or my guy
but
I just
it was the building
was just cringy
I'm afraid
I'm afraid to lose
and disappoint my family
I was like
what?
They really push that family angle
with his wife being right there.
Oh, the good dude saying shit to her.
Yeah.
Where was he at?
Oh, he didn't want him to be out there.
Oh, okay.
I was like, we, bring me to mess,
WrestleMania and let some babysitter watch me.
I'd be he hell of bad.
Yeah, that kid sounded like he was hype.
He was like, Dad, they were about to play your music?
Like, that kid knows what time it is.
Yeah, he did.
He probably watched it on TV screen back there,
but it would have been better if he was out there.
But I did like how good though was talking shit to his wife.
He said he was talking shit a few times.
She even went off.
I started saying shit.
But yeah, I mean,
I was happy with the Sammy pulling it out in the end.
But A plus, I don't know about that.
Honestly, I'm going to have to rewatch this again.
because I don't see A plus.
Uh-uh. I don't either. And I'm watching it right now.
I mean, this could have been a raw match and it would have been all right.
I mean, but good there, man. I like him.
He's a big brute.
And Sammy Zane will get his ass beat through the whole thing and then strike back at the end.
Yeah.
I liked that.
Michael Cole kept doing the, this is, this is Rocky 4.
he kept saying that like over and over
and then your boy
Corey he was like yeah
Gunther he has a strong reason
what's to Drago
shut like no he doesn't
not even
huh
when Sammy got
Gunther up on the top rope
it took a minute man I was like you guys are taking
too long and he did that
what's that um
that head thing he
when he spun him
um
fuck I can't remember what they called it
uh
turn these subtitles on
because
he picked him he had him up in the
corner
and then he I thought he was going to do a superplex
but then he like
kind of like a corkscrewed him
and brought him down
I thought he hit his head
on the
on the top
uh turnbuckle
but I watching it again, he missed it.
But right before that, when Sammy Zane was spazzing out in the ring,
I was like, what happened?
I thought he hurt himself for a minute.
Yeah, he just started going off.
Yeah, okay, he's climbing up to the top.
He picks him up by the deck.
They called it.
I've got the subtitles on.
Hunting Gunther?
I don't think.
Turnbuckle.
I don't know.
These subtitles are don't know.
Whatever he did, I thought that was a cool move because that's what dazed him.
Because then he fell, got up, staggered to the other corner.
And then Sammy came with a bullet kick and push.
He went down.
Then he ran back to the corner again.
Got hyped up again.
And Gunther's in the other corner acting like he's drunk.
Can't stand.
And his head's going all over the place.
Another bullet kick right to the face.
And boom.
I was like, is he going to let him win?
And yes.
Sammy Zane just fell on top of him.
It just threw his arm.
He looked like he was so tired.
Both of them.
Because they just laid there and he pinned him.
And then they keep showing Sammy's wife.
She was hooted and hollering.
Now Sammy Zane is the new.
What is it?
Intercontinental.
Yeah.
Chimp, so, but a plus.
Cutter and win it back Monday.
I'll be mad if that happens.
I don't like that when they win.
And then, oh, sorry, bro.
Or get hurt.
And they'd have to give it up Monday like.
Like Zach Ryder.
That, Finn Baller, and.
He got hurt.
Yeah, you can see when he got her.
But Naomi, she did.
that too. Won the bell and they got
hurt and had to give it up.
I don't remember when that one
was.
I'm just glad
they didn't do that dumb Waller
effect.
Shit.
It's always tomorrow,
man.
All right.
When I say A plus,
I know.
Now on to the main event.
The American
Nightmare, Cody Rose,
and Seth Frickin' Rollins,
the...
Walking clown emoji.
The architect,
the Monday Night
Messiah, and whatever else
he kept calling himself.
Taking on the Brahma bull,
the rock,
and the tribal, or the final
boss, the rock.
You know, he tattooed over that bull
on his arm? Yeah.
I wanted that
I was like, is there a final boss?
shirt. I went and looked it up. It's all
weak looking. It's like they just
not even fancy
font
on the front. I was like, man, that's
weak. I'm not kidding it.
But then
the tribal chief
Roman Reigns
and this was just a regular
tag team beat the hell
out of each other.
I mean, was it? Because
Rock was pulling his
executive
powers.
That was awesome.
I loved it.
I love this.
It's Hollywood rock from back in the day,
but it's also this new corporate rock.
But every time he kept doing it,
I just had the feeling that Triple H
was going to come out.
Well, he told him
you're lucky, you're retired.
Rock will whip that ass.
I don't care.
but my son was like when did he come back i said there was a whole big thing with bengis and all this
and he was supposed to fight roman rains but then that didn't happen and then cody was talking shit
about the his family and then that's when they teamed up and uh we knew this was going to happen
you see they're they're admitting to changing the storyline well i had to yeah i thought they were gonna
keep up with that. No, this is the way
we always had it planned. Like, no, you
didn't. Uh-uh. Well,
after punk got hurt,
I mean, they had to change
that because that would have been punk and Seth
Rollins. Is punk her?
He wasn't wearing that arm brace.
Well, I'm just going
by what he said in an interview.
He said, it tore
pretty much right at the
beginning of the
rubble when he was in it. And he had to last
that whole time.
he said he was hurt but he
he said when he got hurt
at AEW he goes he knew he was hurt
but he was able to
tolerate it and go on
but I guess how when he got hurt
the real rumble he said that shit hurt
but he toughed it out
I mean he knew he wasn't going to win
but calling it now
this is another way the rock can screw
Seth Rollins tomorrow he's going to
announce that's a triple threat match
and see him
at it and he's fully healed
I won't be mad
but
no I want to see Seth and punk go at it
singles I mean
no there's just
setting up punk and Drew
yeah
I'm still mad at
Seth for the heist of the
century
at uh it was a WrestleMania 31
or two whatever one it was
You watched the Roman documentary?
No, no, yet.
Yeah, it's pretty good.
They talk about that?
Yeah, they showed the family sitting, bring aside their reaction,
because they thought they were there to celebrate their son winning championship.
You can get that to the next year in Dallas.
But, I mean, I've said this before, everyone, I was fucking hot.
I mean
But my son was watching
He watched
He was off and on it
But he did watch the main event
He was like
What was the last time
The Rock had a match
I said well
It's been a while
I said
He did
He had a quick one
In Dallas
At WrestleMania
Was it 32
30?
30
I said it was 10 years
No there was a one in Dallas
Yeah, where he bought the
Wyatt family
I don't know, he came out
to hype everyone up for something
and someone was talking shit
I can't remember everyone
But he like, is that who it was?
Because then he just tore off his
His jumpsuit and he was ready to go
And the match was like two seconds
And you heard
Da-da-da-da-da-
I don't remember
But that was the last time I saw him
In the ring
because my son and I
he went with me to
Roll Rumble when it was in Phoenix
when the shield was still going
and they
when it was a rock and punk
and the rock
had to restart the match
because the shield came out
and beat up rock
and left him laying there
I was like
ah oh man
came back
took the belt
then
change that's when the belt changed
and I was like
I said go make some more movies
I was mad I'm a C Munk guy
anyway
they really went for it with the intros
and I don't know what the fuck Seth was wearing
like I had a big flower
on his shoulder or something
and my son was like
how much of that cost to make I said it's probably
really just cheap material but they're just going
from the flash and it looks
stupid
I'm sorry, everything he comes out in
Look stupid
The last thing I liked with those big red boots
That he had out
But
Yeah, he came out to his big old thing
And then once
Cody Rhodes came around
I liked that he gave that little belt to his
His father-in-law
Because his, Cody's father-in-law
Was right in the front with his mom
I thought that was cool
And then you got to have a big old
introduction for the rock
yeah at the hall of fame he was
presented the
what was it what they call that belt
the people's champ yeah the people's champ belt
Muhammad Ali's wife gave it to him I did
like that story how
I think some 90 something
the rock
asked
Muhammad Ali if he could be the people's
champ and
Muhammad Ali was like yeah go for it
so that's
when all that happened and everything
so yeah I missed
I missed all that so when I
seen the rock carry the belt I'm like
damn Roman's making him carry his
belt
oh you didn't watch the
I was like
that's fucked up
Paul's gonna be so upset
that he doesn't get to carry the belt
you know mad Paul Heyman was first
they said he should have been last
oh for the
Hall of Fame
yeah
I've seen bits of parts of his
I like how he broke out the old
leather trench coat the hat and the phone
I like the part that got me
was when he
was saying I wish my mom was here
to see me I wish my dad was here to see me
and then he turned around and looked
where's Cody at
and then Cody was there and then he got to the other
side of the podium facing
Cody and goes I wish your dad
was here to see this
that got me
I was like oh weak
because Cody
he started to tear up too
so but I mean Paul
Amy man he does he's the wise man
he does what he did
did I know 8 I know
WWE ruined DCW
but
I don't know different times
because if you
watch the old ECW stuff when they were in the
ECW arena that
a little warehouse
those were awesome I mean I loved it my friend
I always go to my friend's house he always had him on VHS and would watch him
man
and then when once WWE got it and it
went to that
that theater or whatever it was
Mm-hmm.
It was cool.
But it wasn't the same.
But yeah, so, yeah, the rock had this huge long entrance coming in.
Like, I'm going to be electrified.
Yeah.
I like someone had a Clone Troopers helmet, Star Wars helmet,
and I painted the little tattoo thing that's on a,
Cody's neck on the front of that helmet.
I kept holding it up.
Speaking of people holding up stuff,
somebody kept
holding up two big heads.
It was a kid and
I don't know, some other guy.
That's cool and all.
But if you're sitting behind them and you can't
see nothing,
I'd be mad too, but
that's me, everyone.
I know everyone's there to have a good time.
Shout out to
I am Leonard. He was right there in the
run I seen him.
Cool gentleman.
Met him once at
40 years of
Halloween convention.
And I don't know
how he gets in there, but he gets in there.
So, but anyway,
yeah,
so after the rock came in,
I liked his intro.
It wasn't just,
can you smell?
That happened, but that big old
with the lightning and the fire
and everything, and then he came out.
I don't know what he was wearing it, but he had
look like he had some
Kung Fu outfit on
the vest
I felt sorry for him too man
he was like the the one that was naked
completely
I thought he was going to wrestle
in track pants for a second
well he seems
legs would have been warm but no he had the
little speedos on
and then here comes
Roman Rames
I'm above them all
I don't like
those little 3D graphics that they throw
that only the people at home can see.
But yeah, head of the table, he came out, Paul Heyman.
He wasn't carrying the belt.
Because Roman had it.
He was wearing it.
And it took him forever to get to the ring.
But I did like, I thought the stage was cool.
It looked cool.
The ramp didn't look that steep.
Because I remember that one when they were in Florida,
when the
Hardy Boys came back
That ramp was hell along
And it looked hell of steep
This one this one didn't look
That bad
So but yeah
Roman Raines came out with his deal
I'm surprised Paul Heyman
Didn't take the mic
And introduce him
Like he always does
I like I like that
That Samantha Irva do her thing
Who
I can show you a lucky man
I heard they're about to give him a big push
They should have, man, a long time ago.
They've been wasting him.
But I don't know.
But yeah, fuck what the hell is Seth Rallens where?
But all right.
Once the match got going, what did you think?
Very slow.
Very little rock in the beginning, which I expected.
He hasn't been in the ring.
Legit 10 years at least.
So I kind of expected that.
and then when he did get in the ring
he's very
rigid
not moving
he didn't break out all his moves
until he got warmed up and that was
not until the end
so
um
for the most part
uh I thought the match was decent
I thought it went on way too long
I'm looking here it went on
for almost 45 minutes
oh was that long
yeah
oh shit
I didn't know that long
oh shit
it's okay
it's 308 right now
on the time
three hours and eight minutes
so far
and the whole show
was four hours
and seven minutes
so shit
well took a half hour
for all them
to get in the ring
and this
this was just another match
I don't know about you
but I kind of knew
who was going to win
to kind of further the storyline.
I knew it because they were going to bring him back to lose.
I mean, they did a good job because there was a moment where
Seth was kind of questioning, what the fuck are we doing?
You know, because Seth, he still's got his championship match the next night.
He's over here fucking up his back and his knee.
Yeah.
And then there was another moment where the Roman Spears the Rock,
So they're kind of teasing
Maybe the match is going to go these different ways which I like but I just
felt like if you just kind of shorten it up a little bit
I would enjoy it more but this was another one I kind of at times looked at my phone
Especially when they went out the I think the first time they went out to the audience
This would be yeah it would have been over with but like the
the rock said
what he said he goes
how fire you if you
stop fucking counting and rock fire
your ass
he just the rap just threw his hands
he's like hey
there was a bunch of times
rock was yelling at the ref and
and uh
he was looking at the rap and he was just like
shrug see when he went up to
Seth and said sorry
he was
it was another time rock was like
don't you fucking do it
and then he went up to Seth
and was like sorry
I mean, I was excited for this match.
I think out of all the matches,
I was hooting and hollering during this one,
because that was like a billion pins.
And yes,
it got stupid when they went outside of the ring into the crowd.
I love when they do that,
but I was hoping that they would go crashing into things that were set up,
like random tables with stuff on it.
A random group of people sitting at this random table
in the middle of the walkway.
Yeah. I liked all that. I mean, the security, man, they were tight, man, because usually when just the regular wrestlers go out there, I thought security is a little bit more tighter because the rock was involved.
Yeah.
They were really pushing everyone back. They had just regular security and they had cops out there.
And I noticed that they were like when the rock was out there because they, him and Seth went the farthest out to fight.
because Cody and Roman just went up to the ramp.
I mean, I was like, when they were showing just Cody and Roman Raines fighting on the ramp,
I was like, I don't want to see this shit.
I want to see the rock.
So I'm kind of glad that they split the screen.
And so you could see.
They gave the rock the little tiny screen.
Yeah, I was like, he should be the big screen.
But I was glad that they did that.
I mean, I love the rock, no matter what, regular rock.
Hollywood rock, he'll rock, whatever we want to call him.
But I knew he was going to win, or they were going to win.
Because I was like, he's not coming back to lose to hype this, this matchup for so long, having that big blowout in Vegas.
And all the shit he was talking the whole time and beating the shit out of Cody with that belt.
I don't care what anyone says.
Scripted or not, that shit hurt still, because you heard those slaps.
Oh, that last one.
that Cody took right before he took a spear.
Yeah.
That shit was loud.
And I loved how Rock kept yelling at Mama Rhodes.
See, this is Cody's blood.
Next door to be your tears.
And she was yelling like, you're full of shit.
Yeah, she was talking shit right back to him.
I was glad, I mean, that she really got into it.
I'm sure.
I wish Brandy's dad would have got into it.
He was the standard there.
Well, he just, he had leukemia.
Oh, okay.
They,
I'm sorry, leukemia.
He had dialysis, I guess, or whatever.
Chemo is what they said.
He went through some chemo treatments and everything.
So to make sure he was better so he could be at WrestleMania to see.
Okay.
So that makes sense because when she was all, this is fucking bullshit.
He was just like, yeah.
no he went through too much he i'm sure he wanted to be hyped too but this looks like every time
they showed him he was standing so but um overall i enjoyed the match i was like i said i was
hooting and hollering the most during this one uh mainly for the rock it's good to see him i mean
i was so he'll rock yeah i liked all this man how this whole setup from Vegas
and the Rawls and the
Smackdowns and every time he was on there
talking hell of shit and dropping F-bombs left
and right. The Instagram
videos and...
Yeah.
He was selling it.
I mean, but that's what he does, man.
That's what I love.
He said, fuck Farrow.
Fuck your dog.
I was like, damn, what did the dog do?
Oh, speaking of people mad,
what's the gold dust in roads?
Was that legit?
Does he hate the rock?
Or is it just because he's fighting his brother?
I don't know.
Nowadays, I don't know what a work is or not.
Yeah, he was like, fuck the rock.
In that video he put out.
But I'm all for it.
Going to Netflix.
But is this going to be F-bombs and say whatever you want now?
I don't think so.
I think they're going to kind of ride the line, but they still got advertisers and stuff.
They made plenty of money on this one because they even had dude wipes.
Yeah.
Going around on the posts and the barricades screens.
Speaking of dude wipes, I was in Walmart, and I was looking at the lady's stuff that she was buying that was in front of me.
And that's the first time I heard of dude, dude wipes.
I was like, what the f I was like, what are those?
She goes, they're just like baby wipes.
And I said, what are dude wipes?
She goes, man.
Same thing.
Yeah, I'm like, all right.
So you can get extra clean when you wipe your butt.
Yeah.
You can do that with just regular Walmart, great value dude wipes.
Or whatever.
It took a minute for the rock to get involved.
but once he got in everyone ah oh of course you had the booze but the part i liked is after he was
roughing up set and uh cody didn't come in yet he just stopped pointed at cody and uh stuart
waving his fingers like bring your ass that was what i wanted to see the most because
once cody and the rock went at it i was like all right we're going to get something uh going
pretty hard because yeah if you guys
remember the rock slapped cody
in Vegas and then next to
all the him whipping and beating his
ass and bloodying up the belt
and everything
but um it was cool
I liked uh once they got
going but yeah rock was
he did what he was doing
but he didn't want to go overboard
maybe they knew they were going to go
a long time so he just wanted
to
save it for the end
maybe the rock just didn't give a fuck and say we are going over
yeah he might have i mean i want to know
what triple h is thinking and all this
is he in the back uh cussing into everyone's earpieces
yeah fucking dwayne and the rock is just like fuck it i don't care
tell paul he's not the one who has a seat on the board
yeah
you think it stops when the kids
cameras go off. Fuck that.
Oh, that was amazing.
Because I saw
that little bonus clip on YouTube.
Yeah. When he said
that, I was like, yes.
I was like, hell yeah.
My son, one of my
buddies was like,
they can cuss now? I said,
well, it's supposedly
off the air.
But I said, he's been dropping their
bomb left and right since
he's been back. And he goes,
isn't he like 100 years old?
I said, no.
I said, no, man.
But he's, look at it.
He's still in shape.
I see those videos when he's working out.
Because he said it, man.
He goes, you got to work out.
He's got a movie workout and he's got a wrestling workout.
Yeah, he's in shape.
But I don't think he can just leave a movie set and jump in the ring.
He says, you got to work yourself up to that.
Did you ever see that video where his,
Because he has specific stunt guys he works with when he goes and does it gets ready for a movie they have to eat the same diet
What?
Because they have to look the same shape as him all right
I mean I think he pays for it. Oh, of course he does
I get everything free anywhere. I mean
But I mean again this match was good. I mean I loved it when they went out into the crowd and they were fighting
but that majority of the match man a lot of it took place outside the ring and uh when the rock
went crashing into the hydration station says hit him with the giant bottle
they were taking a break whenever they could because he took a set took a swig
spit it in the rock's face uh roman and cody rose are fighting their way up the ramp uh
I know when they got to the top of the ramp.
Who got flipped over?
Was it Cody or Roman?
Roman.
Okay.
Okay.
Now they're outside of the ring.
And this is when the...
Hold on.
Listen.
They were outside of the ring.
And the rock was going off.
And he goes, if you count...
Because he was about to start counting the 10.
He was like, you start counting.
You're fine.
fired. Because you know what I'm saying?
And now you're fuck.
And then like five seconds later,
beep. Yeah.
You listen
to me. You count you're fired. You understand
me? You know the rock?
He goes, you count you're fired. I don't
fuck around.
I heard there's like legit
people backstage that are mad about
that. Because I guess
they got to be upholed to no
swearing. They ain't the
rock though man yeah i'm like the guy owns the seat on the board legit
you do we do what the fuck we want to do i love that line when they were in
Vegas oh man one of the security guards uh the rock's mom was right there in the front
looks like she was gonna say something or whatever and one security guards just
stuck his arm out in front of her you should have got fired you know don't ever touch my mom
because yeah they were going to the back yeah yeah i saw that
yeah security is tight
everyone's right there and they probably
told everyone don't leave your
area stay behind this line because there's
like a green line on the ground
they went out I thought they were going to
start throwing each other through things
but it didn't happen well
the rock hit
a set
with a garbage can with a random
garbage can that's just right there next to some
cardboard boxes
yeah all right
surprise like old school action
movie nobody went into
the cardboard boxes
yeah
Cody Rose was trying to
or Seth was
Roman was trying to
suplex Cody but he
kept stopping this but Cody
Steve suplexed
Roman rains
the top of the stage
and the rock just hit
Seth Rowan with that bag
or that garbage can
that's plastic one so
and I
I love what when they get the crowd
involved
because everyone's hooting and hollering,
slammed Seth's head onto the guardrail.
Then Seth throws the rock into those random cardboard boxes that are right there.
And they slowly start making their way back to fight in the ring.
Because they're hitting each other.
Yeah, Cody and Roman are making their way down the ramp.
The rock grabs somebody's water bottle,
just takes a swig and spits it.
and Seth's face.
So, and everyone's
hooting and hollering. Yeah, there's a rock's mom. She's right there.
I like, she's an old lady, man. She ain't going to do nothing.
She did jump up aggressively.
Seth climbed up on the barrier and came down
and dropped the hammer on the rock and he goes falling down.
But that one part,
was awesome though when they when they got out in front of the announced tables and then there was no there's never any love for the spanish announce table they cleared them out uh the rock and cody roads and the rock was about to rock bottom uh cody roads on there but cody reversed it and rock bottom the rock onto the on to the the main announced table and um oh uh
Seth was out and he was trying to get involved, but Roman came flying out of nowhere and
came running full speed and crashed Seth into the, uh, the little breakaway corner.
The, that always breaks away.
The weakest area of the barricades, except by the ring.
Yeah, because they must have been outside of the ring for like 10 minutes and couldn't count
because that refly got fired.
man there was no love for that rap man he even was getting beat up because that one he was about to pin or when uh i think was setha cody was pinning roman and they started to count got to two and then the rock reached in and pulled him out so yeah there was a lot going on here i mean i enjoyed it i thought this was an awesome match but of course man we knew that rock wasn't going to lose he wasn't going to do all this and then just
it's all right
I'll take the
I'll take the L nope
and what is this
bloodline rules tomorrow
uh
sounds like
uh
anybody from the bloodline
could be involved
and it's legal
which I'm thinking
are we going to get
somebody new
um
I don't know, figured solo would come running there with Simone Spike at some point.
I'm ready for solo to Simone Spike, fucking Roman.
I went for Niah Jackson, Tamina, to come running in and be a part of the bloodline.
Because if they do, they...
No, everybody would be so pissed.
If Roman wins and all of them, Tamina and Nia Jackson, just everybody are just
stand at the top of this ramp with one finger in the air
that would be awesome but
throw they all me in there
I have a feeling Roman's gonna lose
if he doesn't lose like just
flat out loses
or something's gonna happen
to where they have to stop the match
and Roman will still be
excuse me
will still be
the champ so I don't know man
people are saying that MJF
is going to get involved
he's still
AEW yeah that's what I was
saying but there is on all that
then I'm hearing punk's going to jump in
I don't know
I mean something
major is supposed to happen tomorrow
we'll see if it does it does
if it doesn't then I'm not going to be mad
I think it
It's time for Roman to lose, and I'm just saying that I love his run, but I think he's a big enough star to where he doesn't have to have the belt to be the big star.
To be the, so he had so many different names.
I don't know, but I think it'll still be the tribal chief.
He'll still be the head of the table, even if he does lose.
but when the rock was in man it was just the rock's rules
because he he got the ring
and then punched Seth Rillams in the balls
so he was laid there and then he just poured
the rock pointed his finger at the ref and the ref was like
sorry bro he couldn't do nothing
I liked all of that how the rock kept yelling at the ref
an interfering basically tell
look I'm gonna do what I want and you
can't do nothing about it
but in the end
um
I mean the ending
was was really exciting
because that's when everybody was just
all over the place
flying all over the place
and everything and then
the rock
of course he pretty much roughed up everyone
but then Roman and Cody were really
going at it hell hard because i like towards the end when they started just throwing uh blows at each other
but at first second i thought cody was gonna win but i was like well no he's not gonna win tonight
and tomorrow so we'll see but because yeah he got roman in the crossroads he gave it to him
like a few times and roman was just huh but then
Is the rock coming?
Oh, the rock slapped Cody in the back with the belt.
So he had to let go of Roman Raines,
and that's when Roman Raines bounced off the rope and speared Cody Rhodes.
He's taking too long to pin him because rock is just.
I think this one he tags the rock end to get the pin.
Yeah, yeah, he did.
because he came in and this is when he
uh gave the people's elbow after he did all that he tried to
earlier but then he got uh i think was set throans no or was it
cody that he lost it because then cody jumped out of the way but
cody took a rock bottom first and then he did uh
his little shuffling jumping over him and then that was it
but i liked right before he did it
Roman
Or the rock pointed up
Into the sky
And looked over at Cody's mom
This is for you Mama Rhodes
And then
Did his move
Jumped over
Gave him the people's elbow
And then he pinned him
And that is the end
Of the match
Yeah
Mama Rose looked hot
She looked hella mad
I think
I think Cody's
Taking it tomorrow
But I'm going to say
Seth
loses and blames Cody
well he's he's who's he's he going up against
McIntyre yeah
I think that's how I see it playing out
that he's going to say he should have never helped Cody
he should have been just thinking about his own shit
I mean these guys got to pull double duty
and wrestle each night
seemed like they just kind of took spaces away
from other of the wrestlers
I don't know
But in the end
I mean I enjoyed
This one
I thought it was cool
What did
CBS Sports gave it a B
Hmm
Yeah it a B plus
Yeah
I gave it a B plus
But
Yeah after it was all over
Cody just laid there
And Seth Rohn was laying on the outside
And of course
They were both mad
And then they
excuse me
they walked up the ramp
held up their belts
all the fireworks went off and
that was the end of
WrestleMania night one
at least no rubber chicken
for Cody this time
when did they start doing the two nights
my son asked me that I was like I don't know
a few years ago
it's been a few years
was that after the pandemic
or did they do two nights
before it's before pandemic
because I was
I think my daughter asked because she was like,
was it always two nights? And I was like, no,
WrestleMania used to be a fucking all-day thing.
Yeah, it was like on WrestleMania Sunday.
So, what?
I don't know.
We'll see what happens tomorrow.
I'm hoping Roman or Cody didn't or even said didn't get hurt.
So they can't wrestle tomorrow.
But I don't know.
We'll see.
But I have a feeling of Rock.
can get involved at some point and
maybe Cody will win and then the rock would come in and beat him up and then
challenge him and then watch Brock win the belt oh it was
pandemic what was that when they first did it
2020 okay I don't even remember who I do well
they had a pandemic Royal Rumble I was an edge one
remember that was that when the edge and
Randy Rhodes
Randy Orton had
Rest in peace
Randy Rhodes
When they had
That crazy match on top of the
Semi trailers
Yeah
Yeah
They did
I didn't like that at all
I mean
There was the pandemic error
I mean
I was happy we got WrestleMania
and wrestling continued, but it
I mean, the Goldberg
beat the fain for the title.
Yeah, it just wasn't
the same.
But,
all right, everyone,
that was
WrestleMania Night 1.
We'll be back
tomorrow with more
because it's,
I don't know, we'll see.
It started
5 o'clock here on
the West Coast, so it was
no it was four o'clock here four so it was seven o'clock over in philadelphia so because this it was almost midnight when this was over
so but i'll give it to everyone that stuck around they said it was the sold-out crowd and um they didn't announce
where next year's uh wrestlemenia is going to be so i assume that's tomorrow night but i heard
Minnesota.
I heard Vegas first, but I don't know.
If it's Vegas, I'm going for sure.
But I don't know. We'll see.
Anything else before we get out of here?
No.
All right.
Go over and listen to ESP ringside with Taylor and I.
We called the whole ladder match when we were right to that.
And, of course, my grandsons had to make.
they're they're part of the East Society so you'll hear them hooting and hollering in the
background I think they were wrestling too while we were we were talking so go over and
listen to that I think I'll put that on the regular feet I don't know but either way but
yeah we'll be back tomorrow night with more so until then everyone be safe out there
and party on and be good to each other listen son Sean
I'm gonna open up a fresh can of whoop ass on ya, boy.
Yeah! Bring it on!
