The Horror Returns - The Wrestling Returns - WWE: WrestleMania XXXIX Night 2 (2023)

Episode Date: April 20, 2023

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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, welcome to another episode of the wrestling returns. All right, everybody, night two, WrestleMania 39. Was it better than night one? We were about to talk about it. I'm your host Brian. With me, as always, this is more brother than is. What's up, man? Yeah, what's up, everybody?

Thanks for listening to the last one. Yeah, we'll give our opinions at the end on what. Super Bowl or Super Bowl. WrestleMania Sunday. It is a Super Bowl of wrestling. But, yeah, the kickoff with this one, which I thought should have been later on the card, but okay. The first match in this was Brock Lesnar versus Omas.

Oh, really quick, really quick. This kind of has something to do with wrestling. My girl, Mercedes-Money, aka Sasha Banks, aka Costco Reeves Did you watch Mandalorian? I haven't started the new season Oh man

Is it The season I was kind of waiting for the season To be done to just kind of binge it all Yeah it's it's over with now It was a good ending Of course there's going to be more Because of all the other stuff

Leading up to Asoka and all these other movies and I don't know if it's going to lead into the Ray's movie. Were you on the episode where we talked about the Star Wars News? I don't know. What was it?

About the new movies and the Ray movie. And are you excited? I know we're getting off track already, but are you excited for the newer movies? Dave Filoni directing one? Yeah. I'm more interested in the Ray just to see

where it goes keep Ron Johnson away from it I don't need them to mess it up anymore um what's Dave Filoni and I forgot his name something mangled the guy that did the Logan movie

okay I don't want to I don't want to I don't want to I'm sure she's going to go by Ray Skywalker but I think just be Ray and just get into your own adventures

I don't know who she would come across I'm sure there's some kind of bad person that she's going to come across and leave the clones out of it so you want basically a all new storyline yes I mean this this is Ray's story this is her we saw her journey now this is her

she's a.k.a. the guess the last Jedi. I don't know. But was she really a Jedi? I mean, it seems like

Luke taught her a little and then that was it. So I don't know. Are you a Jedi because someone teaches you? Or are you a Jedi because you join the what you would call it that they had all the Jedi's together?

I think that's, I think, I don't know. I think maybe she's just someone with the force powers. I don't like this. Anyone can have it. I was cool with the Medi-Clorian account and all that shit. I know which everyone hated, but I was all right with it.

But I don't know. We'll see. But maybe I'm excited. A lecture to bugaloo broomstick kid that was doing the forest. I don't know. I'm still ready. I'm waiting for a solo two. but I don't know if we'll ever get that.

I mean, they tease the shit out of me with Darth Ball returning. I know we had Darth Ball in the rebels or Clone Wars, whatever those ones were. But I don't know, man. Just make it good. I mean, everyone's going to go in there expecting to hate it. I mean, I'm excited. We're getting more movies because I know they said they were going to slow down on all the movies. Yeah.

Speaking of movies, we need to do. going back to wrestling everyone we need to do nacho librae and we need to do uh ready to rumble you know i was going to talk to you about that like maybe put out some bonus episodes yeah we usually we usually have times in between uh they don't call paper views of premium live events or whatever they call them we usually have time in between so yeah maybe we will do some wrestling movie reviews. Yeah, because I was watching Ready to Rumble. I hadn't seen that movie in a long time.

That was the WCW days with the former WCW heavyweight champion. I know a lot of people would hate it. I was cool with it. I just thought it was funny. I thought it was just more of a lead-up to his movie. And then what was the... You know what we should do We should review the movie

And then talk about the match We should watch the match The cage match that they actually did At the pay-per-view after the movie came out Yeah And We need to talk about Actually won the title

Yeah we need to talk about his documentary as well I know we kind of Did on the regular show one time Yeah Well we need to dive into that too Because that was awesome let's do that let's let's let's try to find the match too the like a full version online of the match

because I've seen parts of the match is it on the network I figured all the no I mean the match in his the other match in his documentary the one where he almost died oh that one yeah we need to

you need to find that one I'm sure it's somewhere yeah that's I saw a part of it with the interview and that guy was just like hey man it's what he our kid went off script that's what you fucking get for going off script I don't know man almost getting killed

I don't think so but all right we'll see but anyway we kind of swung it back to wrestling yeah but speaking of excitement were you excited for this match I was I just wasn't expecting it so early it was more of a shocker

because I was like whoa okay you can kick it off with this and my mom was like wow that guy's big I went which one she went to black guy I mean because Brock Lezner's big but when they were standing there face to face of course we saw the raw and everything but I was like damn he's he's he's yeah let me see how big he is seven three four hundred and three pounds I'll give it to him man I was kind of like I knew the way it was going to go of course we all knew how it was going to end um But I wasn't expecting this.

I mean, yeah, we had the lead-up to it when they're roughing each other up. But, man, Omas was, he came out of the gate blazing because he just immediately started to throw Brock around like a little rag doll, which was cool. I mean, Brock's usually not the one that gets thrown around as much because he just kept picking him up. And it was just that same move over and over again until Brock started doing what he does. the German suplexes and everything

but I wanted this match to go a little bit longer it seems like it started I was excited and the next thing

you know over yeah I thought it was fine I was fine with kind of getting it out the way because I kind of

figured it was going to be a short match and yeah it's kind of a nice change of pace to see Brock being the one

tossed in the air especially I think it was like the first minute of the match he kind of like grabbed him by the waist and just kind of threw him through the air and Brock kind of flew

twisting in the air yeah he like just picked him up and just threw him and I liked I like how they were doing the whole he was working on Brock's back and Brock wasn't going to be able to get him up into the F5

and you know he was going to somehow power his way through it and pick almost up. But yeah, I could see it going a little bit longer, but I thought it was a nice little opener. Yeah, I mean, because I mean, the lead-up, of course, we're expecting just a war. And I think that's what we got.

I mean, CBS Sports, they graded it a B. Okay, I'm cool with that. Because when it came out, Brock, he's the one that started and just tried to tackle. omas but then omas just grabbed them and just picked him up and just threw him and then barak starts to go to work and just starts trying to just knock him over but he couldn't he just kept he took maybe a step back but not like usual when brock comes at you full fork usually go flying all over the place but once omas just every time omas got a hold of him I was like all right

that's it let's let's see what he does because when he scooped him up and just like just picked him body slammed him hell of hard man i was like damn i mean omas is a big guy man he he doesn't do much but he does the damage when he gets a hold of you so it was cool i was all right with this match because he just threw brock all over the place picked him up scooped him up any which way he can get him up and just threw him on the ground do you think brock really had that hurt back because at the end it looked like he couldn't even stand He, like, kind of just grunted around. I think he was, I think he was just selling.

Okay. And how close are we to seeing Brock just ride a horse to the ring? That is cowboy Brock now. If you saw Rawl when he came out of the hat, duster and everything, I don't know, man. If you get to a horse that's really trained and it can handle the pyro and the scream and hooting and hollering, And maybe, hopefully, everything would go off good. But yeah, I can see him galloping into something.

You should have a whole, like, crew that come out with their little cowboy hats and bandanas on. Like a whole bunch of guys on horses, all coming, riding down the ramp and go around the ring. Shooting fake guns, not real guns, but shooting guns in the air. I'd be all right with that. I mean, it's, what else can you do, man? they fucking who was it

the hell was that guy's name he used to wrestle with no shoes not not real Rousseff Yeah he came out of a fucking tank Yeah The tank did come to the ring though

Yeah I want Brock to come to the ring On a horse Like Undertaker used to come on his On his bike except for that one time when it broke down we're supposed to forget about that

all right oh man but I mean Brock man he's awesome but cut that hair I hate it man this is a little ponytail this is new image it's stupid man I'm fine with the

with the dusters and the black hats man but cut that stupid thing a little rat tail or whatever it is I hate it you know he loves I couldn't wait to show everybody's new braid. But yeah, this next match was kind of a to kick off to some injuries of the night.

The women's was it? Women's WrestleMania showcase fatal four-way. The match of put-together tag teams. Rhonda Rousey and Shana Bazler, versus Liv Morgan and Raquel Rodriguez. I don't know why she's not Gonzalez no more. Natalia and Shotsie and Chelsea Green and Sonia DeVille. Like I said, the battle of the last minute put together tag teams.

Yeah, I mean, I love Shati. I love Natty, but that wasn't. I don't know. I don't buy that one. I don't buy Chelsea Green and Sonia DeVille. I mean, Chelsea Green just came back. You got to throw her in somewhere. I don't know.

I mean, Sony DeVille. I'm glad she's all right. It looks like her little scar or whatever. When she got split at the Royal Rumble, that kind of healed up good. Raquel Rodriguez, come on. Yeah, what happened to Raquel Gonzalez? But, all right. I'm all about her.

I love her. She's tall, too. Yes. Well, you know who holds the tag team together. I'm just saying. Shana Bezler and Rhonda Rousey, of course we knew they were going to come in and kick ass, but that ain't what happened. No. Somewhere along the lines, Shana Bazler neither hurt her foot or her ankle.

And her and Rhonda seemed to disappear for the entire match. Yeah, it's like they came in and did something and, I don't know what Shana did. She just kind of just disappeared and then they came in at the end. I think someone said when everybody started going to the outside for everybody to fight, that's when it happened. When she, I don't know if she got dumped outside or she jumped outside or something, but I think I read somewhere that that's when she. she may have injured her foot.

Because when she got back in the ring, she didn't have her boot on. And then she was like just hobbling around and didn't do anything. And then she jumped in the ring. She jumped in the ring like she was going to do something. And it kind of looked like maybe she was going to test the foot out. And then last second was like, I can't do nothing.

And then clearly they told Rhonda to arm barred and just finish it. I mean, I think she should have just walked around the outside to test it. Don't jump in the room. I'm all right, jump in the ring and then do nothing. Because I was like, oh, okay, this is how you're going to do it. I figured they were going to go hard. I mean, they did go hard when they were in there. I mean, especially Shotsie and everything, her flying in and out of the ring.

I mean, Natty does what she does. Raquel, obviously, the big, the tallest one out of the one. and oh, I love her. To the best one. And your girl. Stealing Y2J's move. Oh, come on. I'm surprised they even call it the code break.

But they say code red? Yeah, I'm like, whatever. And Chelsea Green that did nothing, tried to take on Raquel. I mean, Raquel was like just bitch, please. She tried to kick her and everything. She just kept blocking her and throwing it out of the way. what I've been seeing with Chelsea lately it's like she's the new Carmela you remember when Carmela had the time when she was just like

running and screaming from everybody yeah it's like Chelsea Green now and that's not who was with Matt Cardona her husband and the Indies she was they were a straight heel couple and she was doing some devious things and now she's every now and then screaming and hiding and I don't like it. Yeah, I mean,

Matt was there. I saw pictures of him there and everything and videos, people yelling Zach Ryder and woo, and he kind of just smirked and waved, but I don't know. I mean, I like what he's doing now

on the Indies being the heel that he is and he's awesome. If they brought him back, would he be who he is now or would he be Zach Ryder again? I don't know. I think we talked about it before or maybe I was going to talk about it, but I think I read that he bought

the rights to the Zach Ryder name so it can't be used. Oh, okay. So if he did come back, I think he was saying he wants to be Matt Cardona. Well, we'll buy it. I mean, they'll definitely still get the woo-wooos and everything, but you can't.

There's no way around that. I mean, you get the yes chance still. And even at AEW, they still do it. Yeah, even though he clearly is trying not to have the crowd do it. They still do it. Yeah, it's too late, man. Once you do something, it's too late. I mean, we're stuck in the past and we'll continue to do it.

I mean, the Stone Cold doesn't even need to be in the city for the crowd to say, what? Yeah. But yeah, I'm watching this, everyone. Yeah, clearly some Ronda, she came in for a second and then rolled out, and now they're just gone. I mean, I think Ronda should have continued. There was no need for her to stay out of it. She could have still jumped in and did what she had to do.

But, I mean, I think all these gals that were in there, they were out there doing it. I mean, they took over the show and kept it going. Maybe that's just, I mean, I don't know. I'm just kind of thinking out loud. Maybe that's just run as inexperienced as a wrestler. She didn't know how to

like calling audible or something. Maybe she was too busy trying to check on her friend and not trying to just go with the flow of the match with everybody else. Yeah, I think she's just more worried about about her and everything. But,

I'm watching it right here, man. Shati, man, I love Shati. Shout out to her Bay Area favorite. She did good this time. Yeah, I mean, not good enough for Raquel, man. Raquel was just grabbing her.

Every time she tries to do the, any move, Raquel just would stop it, pick her up and just throw her off. Shati's not that big, boys and girls. So she was getting manned all over the ring.

Some of you to Ville. I love her, but. Come on. Chelsea Green, you're just in the way. Come on. I just get out of there. You know, she does what she does.

Who? You know who. Oh, man. Come on, you. You only live once. No, I'm good. But this match. I mean, they graded it to C plus.

I would have gave the women that continued this battle going I definitely give them an A for keeping the show moving. They didn't slow up at all no matter what was going on with Shana. I mean, Shana's my girl and everything but I was like, what, what happened? Where did she go? And then we didn't realize that until she climbed back in the ring and just

like did nothing. And then it was I don't know. Someone probably told them, hey, just end it. Maybe that was going to be the ending anyway that they were going to win. But I think, I think since something happened to,

just my opinion, everyone, since something happened to Shana, I think someone should have made that call. Look, one of you guys have to win. Yeah. So someone else needs to win.

Because, yeah, Shana just crawls back in. She does one little knee kick and then she just stumbles in, you can see her hopping around and she goes and leans up against the ropes and then she just sits down. People are already born. We knew it because once Rhonda jumped in with her, she grabbed Shotsie and she's talking shit.

I don't know what she's. Yeah. To me, again, my opinion, I'm not saying that just because she was from the bay. They're wasting her. She was kicking ass in NXT and I always say this. once they bring them up

they're just throw them throw them throw them to the wolves not all of them I mean at least she's still Shatsy yeah and change her name and change her make her

get a different hair color or something and nah they they ain't chained in that Shotty Blackard I mean she's still Shottie Blackard but yeah this ending was bullshit

it just Shana you I mean I love you Shannon but you didn't do shit yeah with what with what ended up happening on raw I think it was raw they could have just had Raquel and live win the match

yeah that would have made more sense but they just I don't know what they were doing they just kind of just say alright whatever and one two three boom obviously somebody told them look you guys need to get back in there and just end it because they jump

in and minutes later, boom, it was over with. Yeah. So I was like, oh, that's it. Even my, even my mom went, my mom was like, that's all? I was like, I don't know. I said, somebody got hurt, so they just had to end this shit. She was like, oh, okay. But again, I shout out to Liv Morgan, Raquel Rodriguez, Natalia Shati, and

dumbass Chelsea Green and Sonia DeVille. They, like I said, they kept the party going. And, Ronda, you dropped the ball on yourself. I think she could have still jumped in

and kept it going. I think it would have been more believable of just Ronda jumping in, getting beat up and then winning. Yeah.

Jumping in and then winning. Or even the opposite of she just came in and just fucking destroyed everybody and just armed barred the last part of the kind of like that one year

when Shana was in the elimination chamber and she just went through everybody one on one. Yeah. She did something like that Or maybe just started destroying everybody And then maybe at the end

Instead of putting them shots in the arm bar shots He just kind of rolls her up He gets the one, two, three The crowd would have went crazy for that Well, I need to hire us We're the last minute guys To help him do it Well, I'm not sure

Do we speak to Triple H Or do we speak to Vince is Vince is he back I don't know I heard he just like with his mustache he's ready to tie some girl

to the train tracks he does look like a whole time he billed he can be bring back the the vaudevillians or whatever they were called bring them back

he can be their manager but looks like a whole time gangster it's like you throw like a little Fador or some of them on him Or he needs a duster And that black hat

He could come out with Barack on a horse But All right Next match I wasn't really excited for this So but this actually It turned out pretty good man Because these

These three big motherfuckers Were beating the shit out of each other Yeah they was Intercontinental Championship match Gunther taking on Drew McIntyre And Seamus I love Seamus I love Drew.

Goethe did good than this one. I kind of already knew he was going to continue as the champ. But these guys put on a good show, just beating the hell out of each other, slamming each other all over the ring, just chopping each other's chest until they were red, especially shame. It got really good for me.

I mean, I enjoyed the entire match, but that point in a match when Seamus was going for the win and then Drew pulled him off and pulled him off of Gunther and they just kind of had to look at each other like did you just fucking do that?

I was like I was about to get real good and they were beating the shit out of each other which I like because I kind of felt like they all worked well enough with each other that they probably before the match was like you know let's let's get in there

and let's go hard and it was one of the most hard-hitting matches of the weekend. Yeah, because, I mean, these big guys, I mean, they're not high flyers or anything, but, I mean, they still take their chances of jumping off the top rope and everything. But when Seamus did the white noise to Gunther off the second rope, man, I was like, I mean, that that would destroy any normal. me if I was to just take that it. Here, man, we'll give you $10,000.

Just take the wag noise off the second rope. I'd still be laying there. But that was, I mean, that was huge. Yeah, because when he came down, it was like full force on Gunther's chest. And obviously you train to take these bumps and probably maybe either inhale, exhale, whatever you got to do.

to help with the, I don't know how much these guys weigh, but they're pretty big. I'm sure they're close to 300. But man, he went down hard. And then getting back up and then getting the Celtic cross and just almost landing on his neck. But things happen when you're out there, especially when just trying to keep it going.

I loved how when all three were beating each other up. And then one of them you saw that, hey, they must, all right, I need a break. So one of them rolls out of the ring and gets a Catches his breath because then when that guy comes back in he'll throw another dude out and he lays there huffing and puffing while the other two guys are going at It's so but yeah when Seamus and Drew McIntyre were going back and forth on each other With the Claymore's and the brokicks I was And the one two threes each time. Oh my god. That was amazing good they're kind of disappeared for a while

I think because he went hard in the beginning. I think he was the last one to take a really long break. Because he went a little too hard in the beginning. Yeah, he did. Because you could see he, because when he rolled out of the ring, he was gone for a while. Because that's when Shamis and Drew were going at it for it. Because then when Gunther came back in, that's when it was just boom, one, two, three. And then that was it.

So I was kind of like, whoa, wait a minute. but, I mean, he did go hard. He took some broke kicks and some Claymored's and everything. So, man, it's still don't know why he's not Walter. I don't know. Same character. Same ring attire. Same music.

Same crew. But he's Gunther. Maybe this is his middle name or I don't know. Or maybe Walter was his middle name or something. but I don't know But yeah man This one these guys went hell Hard

And because when they were done They were just Huffing and puffing And it was funny though Because each time one of them That hit the ground You can see them really just And when

Drew McIntyre Did that flip out of the ring On Seamus Yeah you catch a little bit But would you still take that full force of because Drew McIntagher, just do right on his back.

And that rubber has got no kind of give and it's hard rubber. I mean, it's better than hitting the cement. But, man, that would still take a bump out of you. But I love what was going on. I mean, I loved all the, because the crowd was hyped.

Every time something happened, every time someone got pinned or kicked, everybody was hooting and hollering. So, I mean, this match, uh CBS sports gave it an a plus I'm with that one because these guys went super hard the whole match yeah again he pulled it out onto the match that I was honestly I was completely disappointed in and that was yeah Lair versus Oscar for the raw women's title I mean Oscar I love you yeah I picked you to win, but I kind of knew

it wasn't. It wasn't going to be what it was. Bianca Bel Air, the EST, who is the raw women's champion, taking out of the Empress of Tomorrow, Oscar.

They went hard, man. I'll give it to them. They both were beating each other up, but it just I was expecting just a little bit more, especially out of these two. They have both had some amazing match. Yeah, I don't know what it is with them and putting Oscar in big matches and then just kind of, in my opinion, making her look weak.

Because, you know, we go back to her first WrestleMania against Charlotte. You know, that was when Oscar was killing people and was undefeated. And then she loses. And then she, this WrestleMania, she's kind of a throwback to her original character before she came to WWE. kind of like a more more heart hitting, more fierce wrestler. I don't even know what to call it. But I just kind of made her look weak in this one to me.

Yeah, I mean, I don't know, man. I mean, I don't know who's been at this longer. I mean, both of them are good. They both do awesome moves. But I don't know, this one just, to me, this one just fell flat. CBS sports gave it an A minus That would have been more like in the C I give it a C

Yeah C plus B minus for me I would have been right around there Because I mean the crowd was hyped But not like On their feet constantly Because it was just because I was watching the crowd And you could see when

They're excited and they're not But Yeah this one She didn't even hit her with the mist. I was like, this is she tried. Yeah. When she rolled her up for the arm bar,

I kind of wanted Oscar to, or Bianca, to kind of try to power out of it. And then that's when I wanted her to hit her with the mist. And then flip her over into the hour bar. But when she went for the mist, it's just, I guess we can't hit Bianca with the mist.

I guess. I don't know. I just, I don't know. get my girl live with the mess. That's not right. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I mean, I think it would have been cool if she got hit with it and then just fought her way through it. I think I would have bought that a little bit more instead of just completely missing.

But I don't know. I mean, Bianca Bellar, man, she's strong. She's got the power. I mean, she should carry you up all the stairs and then throw you into the ring. and everything and Oscar she's not that she's not that tall so but yeah I mean this to me this one this one fell flat I wasn't I was excited for it but it just wasn't to me it wasn't a minus so I guess this also along with Bailey this makes Oscar winless at WrestleMania I guess I don't know how I was just kind of

Yeah, all right. But, I mean, they were both really tired at the end because once Bianca pulled it out. I love how she always just powers through everything. But then she just slams her. It looks like she hit her face. And then because Oscar, she could have kicked that. Oscar's been kicking out at all kinds of shit all night during this match.

And there's one little move to me, which isn't much, she took harder. And one, two, three. I was like, really? Of course we knew what it was over, though. Or at least give me some kind of crazy finish. Like Bianca has the mist and spits it in Oscar's face or some crazy something. Yeah, but we couldn't even get that.

But again, I mean, the match, it was good. I mean, I love seeing both of them perform. But I don't know. This match kind of fell flat for me. So I just thought of a finish in my head that would have been exciting since he just got inducted to the Hall of Fame. You had the great mood to come out and Oscar distract a referee and he spits the miss in Bianca's face. That would have been cool. The crowd was lost it.

Bianca is just kind of stumbling all around and then Oscar just kicks her head off. Boom. One, two, three. I mean, Oscar's had the belt a few times. as well as Bianca, but I would have been happy. I mean, I did pick Oscar over this one, but I kind of knew,

I kind of knew where it was going to go. But I don't know. Who, who's going to beat Bianca? Who knows? Maybe she'll hold on to it. She ain't going to hold on to it for no two years. But no. I don't know.

We'll see. But. Yeah. For me, it was a surprise. Most of the stuff was, ruined to me because I was trying to stay off social media and people were texting and sending me things. But

this wasn't a spoil to me. This one. And I was like, okay, cool. I did see the finish of it, but I didn't know the lead up to it. We had the Miz come out with Snoop talking shit. I mean, Snoop, we love you when you're on the mic,

but not the wrestling mic. He's just going off the top of his head and it wasn't the greatest. I mean, we know the Miz can do it. I mean, you just hand him a mic and here's a situation and he'll turn it into a big storyline. But I love

what was going on for a minute. But then Shane O'Mac, here comes the money. I got excited to. I was like, okay, this was with the way he left, WWE, I was like,

okay, this is something. I didn't expect. And that's what you want in WrestleMania. Just didn't go where you wanted it to go. I didn't know we were getting it. I had no idea he was going to make a return. The crowd was ready for it. They were hyped.

As soon as there comes the money hit, I mean, I was just watching it sitting there like, okay. But as soon as the music hit, that's when I went, my mom was like what? Shane on Mac. She was like, oh. And then he came dancing out. When Snoop pointed into like somebody coming,

I was like, okay, who's coming? And then his music hit. And then he comes running out. He does what he does. I was who. I was, I was hyped. And of course we knew Shane was going to beat up the Miz like everybody does.

So I was cool with that. I was excited. man, I mean, when Shane made his return those years back at Raw, when Stephanie was getting some kind of reward from her dad, and then his music hit, I mean, I screamed. I was at work when that would happen. I loved all the memes that came out after that. It was a lot of, okay, man, your dad's got a lot of explaining to do

to say, to let everyone know who Shane was, because some of my friends, they didn't even know who he was. younger guys that were sitting at work watching wrestling and uh the older guys were like oh fuck is that shan american i'll say yeah so i was ready for it i love how shane always comes out with his little um his little jerseys that specially made for uh for the event the expensive jordan's on yeah and uh fine-ass jessica jumps in the ring i was like yes um but it just didn't it didn't it started out could shane just went with the left and rights.

And it was a busting amiz in his billion dollars shiny, sparkly suit. Do you say about 45 seconds later? If that. Oh, man, because Shane, after he was busting up, Ms. He grabs them,

he throws him across the ring, he hits the ropes. Shane drops. He jumps over, and then he just falls. He tries to get back up, and then it just falls over again. Uh, Jessica jumps in. The Miz is circling him like, all right, all right.

Maybe he's just fooling me. Miz is ready to go. He's excellent at his job. But when the camera just focused in on the Miz for a long time, I was like, all right, something happened. Because then that's when the other, the medic jumped in. Jessica still trying to keep it all together. Snoop climbs in the ring.

and he clocks the miss. They just out of nowhere. What I understand, I think the cameraman, somebody got in his ear, and then he told Snoop, you need to get in there and do something. Snoop was on one side of the ring. This is the video I saw.

Shout out to whoever filmed this video. This wasn't something you could see on the show. The cameraman, yeah, someone must. to yell something to him. He was kind of got Snoop's attention was like pointing like hit him, hit him. He was just, and then Snoop just

sprung into action. I mean, good job on Snoop, man. He was paying attention and he didn't jump in. Good job. The Miz as well. He was just gone with it. Yeah. I mean, because this isn't, this isn't, uh,

Ms's first walk in the park. He, he knew what to do. All right. When something's wrong, let's, let's, let's keep this. just keep this going. Do you think Snoop was ready to do all of this?

No, not the way he threw them punches. And especially when he busted out the people's elbow. I was like, ugh. I didn't mind that. There was glasses into the audience. Everyone was going,

damn, it was probably like a billion dollar glasses. I don't know. But the way he was bouncing off those robes was not good. You didn't know it's the way the ropes didn't move. He bounced off. But I mean, that was good. I mean, again, that was good,

good thinking on Snoop. Like, he didn't need to do that. Maybe it just obviously he watches wrestling. And he knew the rocks move. So he knew which way to face and everything. So he

did what he did. give him the people's elbow. And it was funny. I mean, again, it wasn't planned. He did what he had to do. Was he feeling it later? Because he wasn't ready to get in action. But I mean, I'll give it to him again, as well as the Ms.

Both of them. I mean, they sold what they were supposed to do. Even how Jessica jumped into action. She didn't know what. Fuck, what happened? Snoop should have hit Ms. with the bank statement. since that's his cousin

but I guess she you can't say her name or anything well what's his name Pat McAvey he would have if he was there he got on his chair and said it he always did I love when he's

he's commenting Is that special belt this new pad yeah it's custom for him is that real gold probably I think I think he had it custom made.

That's how Kevin is. He's carried that thing around it all weekend. Dumbass Corey. I hate him. But it was funny. It was a funny match. I was all with it and everything.

So, hey, man, he, both of them. They saved the match. At first, I wasn't sure. if Shane was hurt,

but then all the other videos that came out later, yeah, he did. What did he? It was his knee? Yeah, they said it wasn't as bad as they thought, but I think his knee just dislocated

it popped out. That's when you see when he tries to get up, he kind of falls back down. As soon as he puts weight on it, and that's when he looked at the rubber. It was like, I'm done. Oh.

No, man. I mean, yeah, I mean, it looked like, because when he, all he did was jump up and Ms. went under him and he just came right down on his feet, nothing fancy and rant something, something gave. He's not a young man no more. No, man. I mean, if you, for those of you that aren't familiar with Shane's work, go back and watch all his highlights of all the craziness he did. Getting thrown on his head by Kurt Engel. Oh, that's my favorite. it, the king of the ring

pay-per-view when he tried to belly him through the glass and it didn't break it, he just landed on his head. Oh, man. And the thing and the thing about that, if you guys see that video and you know what we're talking

about, is the sound of his head hitting the cement. And then he does it again and he doesn't break the glass. And then it got to the point where Kurt's just like, I'm just going to throw you through the class. I mean, you got to keep,

you got to keep it going. I mean, that's what Vince says. No matter what happens, you keep going. I mean, even the late and great Eddie, Eddie Guerrero,

when he had his heart attack, they kept going. That's, it's, it's still shocking to see him. We love when we miss Eddie and everything, but, yeah,

you got to keep it going. You got to do what you got to do. So obviously, they rolled him, uh, Shane out of the way. and then Snoop sprung into action. So again, it was funny and it was unexpected.

WrestleMania, you get surprises. We got two surprises in that match. Well, three, Shane coming out. Shane getting hurt and then Snoop. Beating up the Miz, which will never happen. Anyway, it was still fun to watch. All right. The next one.

Injury number four. Next match. Yeah, the Redid Art Superstar. Edge taking on The Demon, Finn Baller in a hell on a cell match. I was ready for this. I was like, okay.

I love when Finn Baller is the demon. And Edge, he wanted the demon. He didn't want just Finn Baller. He wanted the demon. And that's what we got. He didn't take as long to get to the ring. So that's what was good. He didn't crawl down that ramp.

That's what he usually does. It takes 10 hours. But no, he came out and had everyone hyped up. but the thing for me that hit for this match, not during anything, was the beginning. For those of you guys that do listen to Slayer,

and they came in, Edge came out with his brood entrance. With his shiny skull mask and his little tiny batwings. Yeah. He came out to Slayers South of Heaven.

When that first riff hit, for those you did listen to Slayer, you guys know, no, man, I got the chills. If I was, there dude I would have probably been in tears are they still together playing no they're not they

they done retired um I hear they were there playing live oh yeah when me and my son he was sitting there watching it I both I said the same thing because he he remembers when living color

played a cult of personality at WrestleMania Sam Punk came out uh he's seen the one when Owen ran did Ruby Soho when she came to A.E.W.

They played for her. When POD played Ray Mysterio's theme when fucking Motorhead played for Triple H. That was awesome. And all these other people that played in it. But if Slayer was,

if Slayer came, because L.A. is Slayer's town. If they came out or retirement or even if it was just Carrie King out there playing the riff, I would have lost it. But yeah, Slayer done retired. My son, my youngest son, he's mad.

He loves Slayer. He never got to see him. My oldest son, he got to see him a few times. I seen him since I was a teenager and all through everything. But I was hyped. And shout out to Edge, man. He is a metal head. He throws up the horns every time.

But that was cool. And then he came out into his, I think you know me. And I love that song. so it was cool but to come out to to south of heaven was fucking awesome i didn't really care for the little shiny glass mask or whatever the hell that was i was just laughing at the wings because they're so small the little wings all right man whatever i mean come on edge grow your hair back i like the long hair because when he made his return of the rumble man i think he was awesome but i don't like this little short hair it just looks like he just

cuts it himself. It looks like a little brillo pad. It doesn't look good. Yeah, he's in much a better shape and a million times better looking than me. But I don't like it there for him.

Where was she at? Man, how come she didn't come running? That's the only with the kids. Yeah, well, I was thinking dumb ass Damian Priest

and mommy would come out and then Beth can come out. I think that happened on raw. This was supposed to be the the end of the feud. That's why he asked for the demon. I think it's going to continue because the edge did start the judgment day

and then they turned on them. But, so was this, well, I'm okay, I'm looking at the crowd, I'm looking at the, I guess the cage was up. above it. I didn't really, really notice it. I totally forgot that there was going to be a hell on a cell match. Yeah, me too.

And then I was like, and then when they announced it, oh, yeah, shit. And then the cage was there. I was like, oh, okay, cool. So I was ready for this one. And then once they were in the cage, all hell broke loose. I mean, hitting, hitting them with, hitting each other with everything, but the kitchen sink. Um, really quick. Finn Baller, when he comes out as the demon, I love his get-up and I don't know how long it takes for whoever to paint his designs all over him

but man, every time he comes out like that it just looks amazing. Did he have purple Kendo sticks? Yeah, he did. Especially for him. Well, it's the judgment day color.

Yeah, I guess. I was just like I was just like I was seen him. I was just like, they went to all the trouble to make them purple. It had to. I mean, Edge took one really quick in the beginning because once he, Finn Baller got a hold of him and raked his face along the fence,

looked like, I mean, Edges, he'll take one for the team. He got a little cut from the fence, but not as bad as Finn Baller. He took one. He took a hard one because once, So Edge got a hold of him and started beating the hell out of him. And he brought in a ladder. And it didn't even look like that bad of a hit.

I mean, Yeah. Finn was getting, when he was flying out of the ring, getting hit with everything on the outside. Yeah. The chairs and everything. I didn't know what was really happening because they kept showing the replay. And I'm just like, he didn't get hit that hard.

And the doctors are in there checking on him. and I'm like not really seeing anything wrong, but then you get a little glimpses of blood trickling on the mat. And I'm like, oh, he must be cut pretty bad. And then did you see his Instagram post? Yeah, I didn't. Yeah.

I was like, oh, shit. I knew he got cut, but I didn't realize it was that bad because it wasn't like pouring out of his head. I mean, there was, yeah, trickles of blood and everything. And then he kept going, and there wasn't like blood pouring down his face. I mean, even like when, um, when Beth Phoenix, uh, she got that little cut in her head or there during the rumble when Edge did his return, that little small little patch just got huge and basically covered the whole back of her head and blood.

But this one, yeah, it didn't look like, it didn't look like much. Yeah, because I did watch those replays over and over. And I was like, all right. You mean, you could see where it hit him, but it didn't look that bad. So it must have hit him like perfectly. It looked like he caught most of the ladder with his hands. Yeah. Part of it hit his head.

And so I was just kind of like, is really that bad? And it just kind of threw things off because this is supposed to be a brutal match. And I'm like, he has to be more than cut. he has to have like a concussion or something because if it's a cut then I don't know I just I wasn't seeing the blood like as big as that cut was I wasn't seeing the blood and I was just a little taken out of the match at this point and Edge was trying to still go along with it he's over there looking under the the ring for more weapons and I was just like are they going to stop the match because it was a hell of people

in the mag that came in the cage yeah I think once edge realized like okay he's he's hurt because so many people came and obviously he saw the blood on the mat and when everyone came rushing in to help

him because yeah they did they spent a lot of time on edge running around trying to find things I can pull the toolbox out and never got played played into the match but did you notice the purple table yeah

this was like this was must be a pro judgment day city or something because there's a lot of purple going on yeah I didn't realize I watched it now

age brought out the table it was purple I was like okay um yeah man dude you got to do yeah this is they have purple chairs or something well they had red chairs

and they had red candor sticks those are for edge nobody else but uh because even the he pinned uh edgy

uh fin baller against the corner of the cage and stuck those candor sticks and pretending he got he couldn't get out I was like come on you can easily slide out of those but hey

I like Finn as this judgment day character because he goes super wacky, especially when he's like yelling, he's all like, yeah. Just yelling all crazy to the crowd. But yeah, this Kendo stick to the Cade pin him into this looks like something Bailey tried that never worked for her. Yeah, because what's, they were on the outskirts, Finn came charging at Edge and booted him into the table that he had set up and they broke

Yeah, that's when I was like, oh, match it back on. Yeah, so. And Edges, or Finn Ballot just started throwing chairs all over the place. And he was just hucking him at Edge when he was laying. This is all happening on the outside of the ring. But Edge gets back up and blah. I don't know.

camera work guys I know you can't be in the perfect position every single time but come on there was some shitty camera work I mean both that both days so but what can you do

hey I'm just someone talking shit I'm not one out there doing it I still worry about heads though when he when he's getting thrown around especially when he hits the back of his head on something And I was just like, oh, come on.

I mean, doctors always say it only takes that one little bump and then boom. And I don't want that to happen to anybody. But all right, here it is. Edge brings in the ladder. He doesn't do anything special with it. He doesn't, he just picks it up. He's holding it the long ways and then just throws it at Finn. Finn looks like he, the majority of it caught, looks like he caught it.

but one of the little steps he put his head down and wham that's where it got him and it didn't look like much it just boom looks like he got hit with a ladder and that was it I mean we all figured everything was good but when the camera pulls back

and we see the blood on the on the ring and then the edge starts coming at Finn and then the ref pushes him back and now here's the long camera shots of Edge. He's just sitting there looking. They go to replays. The ref even comes up to him and's like,

stay back. And now they're just showing replays right now of him getting hit with a ladder. Yeah, and I don't know. I can't hear what these guys are saying. But yeah, the ref kept going up to Edge and telling him to like, chill the fuck out.

But we didn't see the guys jump into the ring. Obviously they came in and then they jumped out. But the ref was still at Finn because Finn was he crawled up to Edge and Edge is still staying character. And it looks like the ref is telling him like

come on man, are you all right? You can't do anything. Because we see the top of Finn Baller's head, but it keeps going down. Yeah. And the ref are still trying to keep Edge away from it and Edge is walking around. Now he's on the outskirts trying to find

whatever he can find. That tool bag, it does nothing. This is when they should have brought out Damian Priest. Yeah. And they should have been going at it while they fix up Finn. Yeah, like somebody should have came out and just started something. Like hitting the cage or poking something through them. Where was Dominic?

He was up with Mommy. because I saw videos later. They were way up in the box seats. Yeah. That's understandable. I'd be with Mommy, too. Yeah. Yeah, man, there's a lot of stuff going on on the screen right now,

and Finn Baller is just laying there. I didn't notice that lady. There's a couple ladies in there. Looks like they just patted him down. And I don't know, maybe they crazy glued his head. But then he, as soon as Finn got right back into it, Edge went to work. And then that's when Finn,

said he turned on him and started the coup de grah and all that shit he was fucking edge up during this part looking at the picture now he said he had to get 14 staples to seal the cut ow

I mean fins up on the top road and just hit himself on the top of the head and there he goes to jump on edge he gets out of the way his jumps up moves he bangs into the into the ladder goes for the pin nothing edge kick out and there's blood everywhere all over the ring and uh it looks like it looks like uh some of the medics are still in the cage but like ducking down so i don't know i mean if you guys were there

and you and you saw uh i know the people in nosebleys couldn't see nothing but because they're showing shots of that yeah there's ladies still uh they're lingering on the outskirts just kind of peek up and making sure Finn is all right. I'm sure blood was pouring out of his head like when Brock Lesnar, I don't know, I don't remember what pay-per-view was when he was fucking dropping those

elbows on Randy Orton. I don't remember which pay-per-view that was over and over and it cut Randy Orton's head and the blood was just pouring out like a faucet. I'm surprised they let that

go and they showed it up to TV. Yeah. Good story came out of it though. Yeah. Jericho tried to fight Prok Lizzan in the back after that. Yeah. I mean, because I don't know, maybe he just went a little

too hard. Maybe he wasn't supposed to go that much. It was planned. It was planned. The, the Orton stuff. It's just they didn't, they didn't tell the lock of body. Yeah.

That's why. That's why Chris Jericho wanted to. He was like, Brox, you're going a little too hard so I'm at to fight you now which hats off to him because I don't know too many people that are just going to go fight Brock Lesnar oh man

yeah Ed's um or Finn Ballard did the kudagraff and he he hit it this time Edge was almost in the middle of the ring man he Joe he jumped hella far and then got him hit him perfectly I mean that moves cool but it always worries me

I know um thin kind of bends his knees before he actually really hits. He's not straight-legging him and everything, but no, that's still hurt. His edge was laying there. Then Finn goes and he tries to climb up to the top of the ladder, but his jumps up,

climbs him and gives him, I guess, a DDT off of it and tries to pin him. They kept zooming in on Finn Ballard's head, but it never wasn't bleeding anymore. So I don't know. Maybe they crazy glued his head together. and just because yeah when we saw that picture when it was all over with that that was a nasty cut and blood should have been everywhere but man I mean I get hats off the fan for for just

keeping it going and edge as well still just trying to do what he had to do to kill time so they can attend to him but yeah edge he brings out more tables and doesn't get put Finn through it. He always just Finn just kept coming back at him with those Kindle sticks and he just beat nail out of them with it. I've got a hit with one of those.

I mean, me and my friends being stupid, we just wanted to know how it felt and it does not feel good. And I had my sweatshirt on. Now, these guys are getting hit. Just right on the skin, now I'm good. I don't even want to get hit with these chairs. I don't win, especially when they do it all flat.

All right. Finn Ballard puts edge on the table. And luckily this little platform was on the, on the side of the cage for Finn Baller to climb up and jump off. Yeah, I was wondering that it was, we were a real coincidence that he wanted to jump off something and they had something there to stand on. Because when he started climbing up the cage, I thought he was going to like climb up to the top and then drop.

down on him. Now, there was a nice little platform right there. Because edge is on the table. He climbs up. He's about to do the coup de gras again. And the edge jumps out of the way. And he just right through the table feet first. Yeah, why did that hurt him? I don't know, man. I don't want to know. It's jumping up some high onto a table. So, a brace. Because, yeah, he just, he's really selling it there, man. he's like he like he can't walk but then edge jumps up

and he crawls over the corner Finn is spinning around spear and I think this is it one two oh Finn kicked out I don't remember I know edge wins

but I don't remember how it ended so but is looking all shocked and yeah blood is starting to trickle down Finn's forehead but man he's still doing it man he's still out there

ooh yeah that that did not look good you can see more blood on him then edge goes to work bits him with the candlestick starts hitting him in with the chair Finn falls down he gets

one of the red chairs puts it under Finn's head and those you remember when they did that to Beth Phoenix putting her head on the chair and then slamming it down, but you can clearly see it's not hitting them at all. And I was a little worried about like, okay, I mean, slip-ups happen. He's already got a head injury.

I didn't want him to bust him open more. But that pretty much did it for Finn Baller. He rolls them over, one, two, three, boom, and the demon loses. but you can clearly see their Edge was probably he's like kind of hugging Finn Baller and talking like hey man thank you or you're all right.

Are you still alive? Yeah, you okay? But yeah, man, Edge couldn't even get up to hold his hand up for victory. He's laying there huffing and puffing. I mean, I don't know how old age. I know I think I'm older than him,

but he's in way better shape than me. I don't think I can do this. I mean, because he had to retire for, what, 90s? 49. He's some 50. He's two years younger than me. Yeah, he'll be 50 in October. All right.

Yeah, they're showing the ladder again. Just, yeah, you can clearly see. In slow-mo, you can see. I mean, he puts his hands up, but shit, it catches him perfectly with the edge and cuts his head open. Because, yeah, when we saw the pictures, that was it. Well, speaking of,

WWE always tries to sell us something, and this movie, that one with Russell Crow, have you seen it? The Pope's Exorcist. Yeah. I haven't seen it, but I heard it's decent. It's not anything that you need to run out and see, but I heard it's not bad.

Yeah, I want to see it, because they were hyping it up on here, even had Russell Crowe saying something before this match. Oh, the little intro before? Yeah. Yeah, I like that. So that was cool. I mean, I liked what they tried to do with all the little in-between stuff.

But, yeah, Edge ended up pulling that one out. All right, this next one. Um, all right. Wait, is this not an order? No, no, that was a A shot from the night before when they were showing

Seth Rerhounds come walking out. All right. The undisputed WWE Universal Championship. The tribal chief. Head of the table. Roman Raines taking on the American nightmare, Cody Rhodes.

All right. CBS Sports gave it an A-plus. I agree with that. I just, I did not like the finish. It's not that I didn't like to finish. I didn't like the outcome. I guess if you want, I don't know how to put it. It's not who I wanted to win.

Yeah, I mean, the way they were pushing Cody and everything, him coming back, I was kind of thinking he was going to win and this was going to, and Roman rings a reign of terror. Yeah, not even to just, not even just that, like his ring entrance, the crowd singing to his music. His wife and family are there.

He hugs his daughter. Yeah. You guys are laying it on thick. And then he had a Brody Lee son right there. Yeah. He gave him his little weight belt. Yeah, I'm like, oh, you guys are pouring it on thick.

And then, second I was like, is this mean you guys about to fuck Cody over? Well, it basically did in my opinion. I mean, um, do I want Cody's mustache back? Of course, we all do. But I love this American nightmare. I love, I love this Cody Rhodes. I mean, I hated Stardust, but you do what you got to do for that paycheck.

Did you like dashing Cody Rhodes when he's putting, uh, paper bags on people's heads? no I hated him in the beginning he was only riding his dad's coattails I mean of course I mean that's what everybody did look at Dominic even Charlotte but she's proven herself time and time again in the ring but Cody Rhodes has as well

I was more shocked that he came back to WWE because from what I thought that he started AEW but now he was just one of the the faces in the beginning. But then I don't know how much they threw at him to come back because I thought he was doing good

and I thought he was fine at AEW. But, they don't have pockets. Yeah. I mean, Tony Kahn, his family, they're rich. Don't get it all messed up. But I guess WWE's,

the trucks backing up to the money trucks backing up to Cody's house was a lot bigger. Yeah, those pockets are way deeper than all of ours ever will be. But, yeah, so I was, okay, cool. I mean, I was happy he came back. We all knew he was going to come back because once they say, okay, his contract is over and he's done. Something big was coming up.

All right, Cody's going to come back. And that's what happened. He came back and we all hooting hollering. we forgave him for going to A.W. And we love him now. I mean, again, I didn't care for starters. I did like the mustache. I thought that was cool.

But all the other shit. Roman reigns again, I got my seat at the table. I mean, I acknowledge the tribal chief. We all do. But two and a half years? Is he the one that's held these belts, the longest, or one of them? Not both of them. it's got to be up there.

It's got to be like top five, top three longest title reigns. Yeah, because I mean, everybody, I mean, they still boo him. I mean, I was down for him from the get-go. If they boo him now, they boo him for the right reasons. Yeah, because he's this big heel. I don't think he can go back to be in a face unless you give us a really, really good explanation and storyline. I want him to. He's so good at this.

Like, I got the match on right now. And even right before they do the announcement, you know, they announced Roman Raines and Cody Rhodes and he just walks in the middle of the ring and Paul is about to hand him to mic, just the way he's asking for the mic. Just so he could ask or tell everybody to acknowledge him is just the arrogance and the cockiness. I'm like, this is, this is the best. Roman rains we've ever seen.

Yeah, I mean, I don't think he could go back. I mean, this is it until he just retires. And I don't know if he has his figure yet with both belts. Like I haven't, if there is, let me know. I haven't seen it in any of the stores. I know I can just go online and Google it and buy it. But I'm a collector that loves the hunt. But I have bought some stuff.

online. I think the last one I bought online was Sarah Logan, because I can find her figure in the store ever. Does the Roman reins come with a Paula Hammond off to the side? No. I got one of the Roman rains. Well, not this one. I want this one. I want the, what are those? Is that his little layer? Those chilies? I don't even know what those things are. I forgot what they are They're like They mean something I think like his status is like a tribal cheese or something

It's like real I want that I want I want the red glove And the two belts That's what I want Yeah he can't go back And solo come on man Make him do some

I did like that thing A little standoff the other night And mommy he was ready to get them. Ria, I love you. Don't ever change. You can't be a face either,

ever again. Your mommy from here on out to you, even after you're done retired and you're in the, the W. The W. The W.D.E. Hall of Fame. You're,

your mommy. I always love you. I think they learned their lesson with Becky. Because they tried to make Becky heal. And, I mean, she kind of was like an anti-hero. anti-villain type

whatever you want to call it and then they recently tried to make her like a face again and it doesn't really hit the same as just somebody that just doesn't care, doesn't give a fuck. I like the man. Big time, Bex,

I thought that was stupid. That was taking a heel thing way too far. I didn't like that. The man I thought was cool and the man-handle slam rock bottom, whatever. want to call it. I'm still cool at that. I mean,

I ride with Becky Lynn. She's awesome. But again, this match, awesome. Both of them. I mean, two awesome performers. Love them or hate them. I mean, they still, they put on a good show. CBN Sports gave it an A plus.

I'm okay. I mean, I'm with it. I didn't like the ending, but I was still with it. So, I don't know who's going to take these belts away from Roman rains. I don't know. I don't even know who they're building up for him to go against because he's not going to be a backlash. No. So.

Don't bring the rock back and have him take him like they did see him punk. I hated that. I was so mad. I mean, what's that? What would be after backlash? SummerSlam? Money, no, money in the bank. Money in the bank. Isn't going to be in the UK yeah yeah and I think another I think a couple of these paper views are going to be out of the country

yeah because I think they're going to do another whatever the castle thing was so those backlash is next night of the champions is after that so he would have to that he that one is doesn't say

maybe it's not next maybe Wikipedia's lying to me I have no idea but I mean this match I mean the both of them Cody he does he does his moves

and he all obviously he always pays tribute to his dad the late and great WBHall a fan of the American Dream Dusty Rhodes I think Cody and his brother will both be in the Hall of Fame at some point.

Oh, yeah, definitely. Gold dust. He ain't in there. No, he's not. Is he still gold dust on AW? No, he's Dustin Rhodes. Yeah.

Gold dust. I love him. I didn't like the wig, gold dust or the long, blonde, whatever, though. I hated that. It was not as bad as when he went to WCW and he was to

fuck was this the seven yeah he's doing a weird creeping through the kids window looking at them all weird so you do what you got to do to get that paycheck different times too in the 90s um but i do i mean will wwee buy a ewe everyone keeps throwing that room around um i don't want it to i love the two the two the two separate companies. I mean, they could now since they're owned by that bigger company. But I don't know. I mean,

unless Tony just wants the money and then gets at a Dodge, but. I don't think so because I think he's a big fan and I think he loves having his own company. And he's got a good company. He's got a good roster. Yeah. And I think if WWE was to buy a,

AEW, I think wrestling would kind of go a little stale because I felt like it got a little stale when they bought WCW. Yeah. Because there was no, there was no competition. No, not anymore. There was no Monday Night Wars or any of that. It was just WWE won or WWF at the time. They won. And I like how the outside of WWE, I like I like what's going on at AW impact ring of honor even has yeah ring of honor

when does that come on I always just catch replays you got to get like the honor club thing subscription online thing oh it's not just regular TV anymore no AEW owns ring of honor now all right so it's gonna from what I understand it's gonna be like their next well that one match man

there's all of these stuff I'm seeing when they were throwing each other through all those stack tables that was pretty awesome but I like all the indie all the indie wrestlers and I like what I like about AW is like you can be signed to AW

but you can show up at impact or you can show up in New Japan or one of these like indie promotions you can't do that in WWE like you're you're in this crew and we don't want to see you anywhere else I mean I don't even think they can like show up to um other other promotions I mean just as fans to show up and watch watch their friends I mean I don't think they could do that it's kind of interesting because there's a lot of talk of Bailey

I know we're not even talking about the main fan right now but there's a lot of talk of Bailey leaving WWE and I know she was taking pictures that she went to the New Japan event where Mercedes

Sasha won the belt and she was taking pictures with Mercedes and well she's not named me no more Trinity what's that tag team that used to be in the FTR

she was taking pictures with all of them posted them I don't think she's going to leave WWE I mean I don't know I mean I hate it but if she does

I don't know I like what she's doing now I know let's just say she left maybe she went to New Japan maybe she went AEW whatever What's her name

because you know she can't be Paley No I'm looking at I can't remember her names I mean if I hear I'll remember, but anyway, that's his name is Pamela Martinez.

All right, now back to the main event. Yeah. I mean, the match was going strong from the get-go. Both of them battling, the little standoff and then back and forth, back and forth in and out of the ring. But I think more of the damage was done

every time they got out of the ring. And I'll give it to these guys. any performer that can take a bump on the edge of the of the ring because there's no give that's steel with just a little bit of padding around it and oh no especially what's his name when he does his coffin drops and lands on hell no oh derby yeah no come out kid man take it easy and that's going to take its toll never seen skate yeah he's a good skateboarder he needs real. I love when he comes skating into the ring.

But yeah, when Cody went dumb ass solo, I mean, I like solo, but him just lurking around trying to be all rough and tough. Once they got to the outside of the ring and Roman Rands was picking up Cody and just slamming him onto the stage.

I was looking at the ticket prices for ringside and just being near the ramp. First of all, I ain't paying no $1,000 to be up in front. Shout out to you if you got that kind of money to throw around, but I don't know, man. I don't think I could.

I know we've talked about this before, but no, I'm not the one. But I love how once they get going on the outside of the ring, Cody going back and forth, slamming them around. but now, of course, when they get close to the, uh, to the announced tables, that's when you know, shit's going to go, uh, go down. Yeah, I'm seeing, seeing Roman clear off the tables now.

Yeah. Both tables. Spanish announced team jumped, jump to, jump to guardrail to get out of there. Yeah, he jumped hell of quick, man. As soon as they, soon as they just start walking near the table, he just, he just jumps over. I like when I do that.

I mean, usually well they haven't had the Spanish announce table there for a while if I remember correctly because usually every time someone something happened on the outside of the ring they got it first

he's got Cody up on the table and Cody took a shot earlier to the ribs from Solo and the ref wasn't looking because he kept baby in his

ribs most of the match after all that I was going for the power bomb can't get Cody out got Cody O reversal I'm trying to get to that part I think I'm behind Cody's backdrops him onto the other table

still favoring the ribs Spanish announced team still on the other side of the barrage Paul Hamas like in disbelief that just happened Because after yeah After he After he power bomb him through all that

Um The Uso's jump into the ring Cory Corey Graves's reaction of They just showed the replay of Roman getting backdrop on the table And Corey's reaction was funny Because he's standing like right there

Did a solo get a kicked out by now? Yeah, he did because he got caught and so they threw him out. Then he came back. Oh, they didn't see. They didn't recognize him because he had the hood on. Yeah, because he comes back.

Because after the Uso's come jumping in and the refs fell out of the ring, they go to work on Cody. And they cut on him or else. Sorry, I love when he does the Cody cutter. because they gave him the 1D and then I was like okay I totally forgot about Sammy Zane

and Kevin Owens because when everybody starts screaming and those two come jumping into the ring and then they go to work on the Uso's I thought that was awesome that's where this is where I was thinking all right Cody's going to win now he got his backup to take care of these these fools but

nah doesn't go that way because the ref is still out of the ring. K.O. gives Roman a stunner. And then Sammy Zane runs over the corner, gearing up for, what's the shit called? His kick? The Huluva kick. Yeah. And then totally clearly misses.

He still goes down. Uso's get back into the ring and they start slamming each other around. Kevin Owens looks like he's taking on Jimmy. And then they go into the, into the crowd and fight their way. And that's pretty much all we see of them. Because they don't ever come back. The ref comes crawling back into the ring.

Cody, the Romans is laying on his back. Cody goes in for the pin slowly and falls on top of him. Dumbass Paul Heyman holding his head like thinking this is it. Of course it's not it. Roman kicks out. And yeah, by this time, man, everybody, because it was going back and forth. And so much was going on during the match, everybody was hooting and holland.

Yeah, the Cody Cutter, that's an awesome move. A dumb hope, Paul Heyman. He's doing what he's doing. He's out there holding his head, praying, and everything. Paul Hamer's been at this longer than some of these other wrestlers. So he still does what he does.

He gets on there sometimes they love him. I wish he'd bring back the ponytail and the baseball hat. I don't worry. He had it through the back of the hat. Yeah. Bring that real. That's ECW. Heyman.

People said, bro, crying around, they want ECW back. We ain't ever getting that back, boys and girls. Well, it's not the same.

Even when they bought it and brought it, it was not the same at all. Haman would have to leave WWE, find some financers, and started himself. for it to ever be anywhere close to what it used to be. Couldn't be ECW.

It'd have to be something else. Yeah. Because WWE owns that now. But yeah, these guys start going to work on each other. Cody, he starts dropping the punches. And he does the wind up. Elbow. I love that move.

I also love his move when he falls with his back. and then gives him the chop or the little the fingers to the neck and then he gets I thought this was it I clearly thought it was it when he starts doing all his moves on him but dumbass paul haman jumped into up to the to the top of the ring and distracted the uh the ref and then here comes solo back in his hoodie gives uh Cody a chop to the throat he jumps out Roman rains The Simone's Spike Yeah

Roan and Raines Bounces off the rope Spears Cody and I was like Again I love Roman Raines Don't get me wrong But

When solo jumped in the ring I said this is it It's over with And then Yeah he spears him Boom boom boom Match is over A ref jumps out of the way

People are already leaving Looks like everyone's mad the shit's still going on. They show the shot and you see people walking up the stairs. Like they had enough of this shit. So, Heyman's in the ring. Solo's easy.

He's in the ring. Cody's still laying there. Roman Rain is still flat on his back and everything. I was hoping everyone else to come jumping in the ring and keep the party going. But no, that was it. He goes right to a turbo-touching. ad come on

what else happened yeah that was it and if anybody thought there was going to be a continuation of this feud on raw no Cody's in a new feud with Brock Lesnar all right yes this didn't go the way we all wanted it

as well as the crowd like I said people were leaving but they did they gave Cody his love at the end you someone throwing a chicken Yeah. A little rubber chicken in there. Yeah, that picture is all over social media. I just noticed it this time.

I watched this match like twice. Oh, man. Cody and Brock. Obviously, Cody's going to get thrown all over the ring, F5, everything, German suplex, all of that. But I think it's going to be good. I think Cody is going to, they're going to put, give us a good match so I'm excited for that

so who do you think gets Roman next somebody we've seen before or somebody knew I already did the Sammy Zane one um fuck I don't know I mean we've seen everyone

yeah he's kind of ran through everybody multiple times don't bring don't bring somebody back just to like I said to try to take the belt it's stupid because we know those those people especially seen up he came back to go out roman again we've seen that multiple times and it always ends the same so i mean

just like realistically what is it just the rock that people want to see you just have a have a match make it good but don't don't have it for the belt about the return of big e that would be cool but Austin Cree beats Roman for the title oh I mean at this point this is how about me beat him for the title

I have a feeling at some point solo's gonna want to want to go for it like I'm tired of being the the little kick around let me let me do something I don't know. I mean,

even Logan Paul, we've seen that, which was an awesome match. I don't want to see that again. Brock, I don't know how many times we've seen that. No, they had that stipulation.

As long as Roman is the champ, he can't go for the title. Oh. I don't know. It just kind of seems like he's done, went through everybody. Unless they bring up somebody for an NXT and try to build them up.

Let me see. I can't tell you right off. Johnny Gargano, Tomaso Chompo, one of them? Ray Mysterio gets one last title run? No. Little Ray gets thrown all over the place. Or maybe you don't.

Maybe do that. And then Dominic jumps in to save his dad. I don't know. Oh, and then Dominic gets the next title shot. Dominic is the next undisputed. World title holder. We seen Gunther yet? I don't think

I think they're going to build him up slowly. Uh, no, Camilla Hayes is NXT. It probably is. I think it's time to bring what's his name up. That was a brawn breaker. Keep Apollo Cruz down where he's at.

We don't need him. He's garbage. now that you brought it up i can i can see solo really getting tired of being like a lackey yeah fuck that man bring hobo uh baron corbin back it's gotta be it's got to be hobo broke corbin something happens uh do we want to see the fiend again or uh bray wyatt i i just want to see him wrestle not black lights and neon paint and

Braun Strumman we don't need to see that Bronson Reed I'd like to see that but I don't know I'm going through did they do Matt Riddle with Roman Rains

yeah I think like on a raw or something I don't think they never did title though no even Shorty G throw him around put that title on Otis no I love Otis

I'll be mad if they've Corey comes back and tries to get in there hell no fuck that he beat his ass Damien priest he's not ready I don't know he's not even mid-level title ready

bring Dolph Ziegler back in there oh the show off yeah he always does a good good job Jew Lelak um edge we've already seen that no Elias um

does he still wrestle with WWE I don't know he's still on the roster who knows maybe whenever they need them or bring his brother back um what the fuck was his name not a lias uh ezekiel

yeah elton prince no we don't want to see that we know they're bringing Shane back no Shane he's he's hurt man I maybe he needed to lose the title

because honestly there's no one they're not even bring Jen to Mahal back I think he had a good title run and I was happy that he had that he won. Johnny Gargano, man. That would be awesome because I know Johnny would put on a good show. But I don't know, man. That's Kevin Owens gets back in the action for some reason.

We've seen that already, but. Yeah, you got to wait for him to backstab Sammy first again. no LA night I don't care what anyone says I like him I don't like him yeah dumb

he's doing his job if I don't like him I mean you got to admit he's good on the mic yeah he is I mean he's good in the ring as well I don't know I just don't like him I don't like his name

he used to be an impact he used to be Eli Drake a mad cat Moss he's a big guy yeah but he's he's kind of I want the little suspenders and all that back in that back oh the suspenders and the boots and yeah you want him telling jokes again yep bring that back

Matt Riddle um he's awesome but I think he's on his way out yeah um we'll see him not AW maybe ring of honor impact He'll be a backlash because they already have two matches announced. He'll be teaming with Kevin Owens and Sammy Zane to go against the bloodline and then Cody and Brock. And I think they're trying to, they're going to do Bad Bunny and Damien Priest. I don't know if you saw that because he,

Bad Bunny got involved with Dominic trying to assault his father. With that gene. And there is nobody. Robert Rood. I thought he was gone. Yeah, he just had neck surgery. Oh, well. He's not going to be back for a while.

They won't do the Seth Rolins thing again. We've seen that already. They should have signed. What's his name? I don't know. Do you know who Jay White is from New Japan? Yeah. Yeah, he was like a big free agent, like a couple weeks ago.

And there was a lot of talk of him coming, but I guess he signed with AEW. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. Can't jump. I guess that would be good. I mean, what has he done? Since he's got moved up.

Yeah. Get hurt. Don't bring Triple H out of it again. We've seen that already. yeah, it was a waste of time. I don't know. Out of everybody we named so far, I would be interested to see solo or Ria.

Ria, she can get thrown all over the place. I think she can hold her on with the tribal chief. I don't think so. Um, yeah, I don't know. I mean, there's a lot of good talent in NXT,

but I would they be ready to take on the tribal chief? I don't know everyone. Looks like it all falls on Corey Graves. If it does, just beat his ass the whole time. First matchback

wins the title. Oh, I'll be hell of mad. I will fuck all that. Not only wins the title, but takes over the bloodline. SummerSlan. in Detroit this year

August I don't know I don't know who who could who would he could go up against anyone but I'm trying to figure out someone who would now that we're just kind of throwing names out there now that we're

just throwing names out there I'm just like maybe they will move Gunther up faster um I think it would be a good match between those two I mean, he does have his own crew to go against the bloodline. Yeah, I think that would be a good fee. Don't keep fucking Austin theory out of this shit. But he's the future.

No. It's a countdown. I will not believe that if he won. I would hate it. Wrestling returns with end everybody. That would be the last review. I would hate it if he would. again he's doing his job because I hate him so much but I have never liked him ever so you you

would you would leave our last review of Austin theory holding up both belts yes I would I'd be hell of mad you think our big breaks in between shows it'd be a bigger break watch him hold it longer than Roman oh fuck that um I'm gonna I'm gonna stick with with Gunther. I think for size, he could I think he can do it. I mean, maybe not win, but I think they would put a good show

and I don't know, someone needs to take that United States belt from dumb ass Austin theory. Anyone could take that from him. Come on. Well, I mean, if Bobby can't take it from him, I don't think anybody could take it from him. What's his name?

um fuck baron corbin can take it from him come on bring stop drinking them along brons strobant can take it from him trying to make barren corbin a thing aren't she yeah bronston reed can take it from him come on

even fucking what's is this shorty gee Chad gable he could take it from him ah man even cora jade their little ass could take it from him uh Dakota kai come on

She's a little gal. She could take it. I love her. Mommy's got my heart. Mommy, Shatsy, Raquel Rodriguez, of course, Shana. But even what's her name?

Indie Hardwell. I love they put the title on her. Yeah, I was like, I was Jews. Good, man. She deserved. And I love they had Dexter come back and carry her up the ladder on his

shoulders. What do they call them index? Where's Alexa Bliss is dumbass? I think I read she's got treatment for skin cancer or something. Uh-uh, weak. But I think they got it before it became

actual cancer or something like that. Good, good, good. We don't need any of that. All right, everyone, now we're rambling. We're already past the two-hour mark. I think we agree it should be Gunther next. Yeah, I think in the Gunther Fun, in the Gunther feud, they should set a solo breaking away from Roman and that should be the next one after that.

Well, I think if Mommy beats him up, Roman's going to be mad and you let some girl beat you and then he's going to kick him to the curb and then something's going to throw a riff and then they end up fighting each other. Solo's going to be the new Jimmy or new Jay or whichever he's mad at this week. Yeah, we'll see everyone. But yeah, we got more. But yeah, we're going to do some bonuses with some wrestling movies.

Is there any other wrestling movies out there? I'm sure there is. Well, of course, the wrestler. Oh. Yeah, we might have to do that. But damn, that movie's depressing. Yeah, we're going to. I even cover the former WCW champion.

What's his nuts? David Arquette with his little documentary. He can't kill David Arquette. If you guys haven't seen that, definitely check that out. It was awesome. I loved what was going on. Did he deserve to be the champ? No, he didn't.

There is fighting with my family. Oh, yeah, I forgot all about that one. Left the most important part out. The peanut butter falcon. when what's his name Xavier and that other dumbass

he was bringing it to her you guys double team in her if you guys saw that video somebody messed the NXT women's championship

yeah yeah I don't know we don't know if we'll see we'll review that that one that wrestling movie not that kind of show

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yeah okay And I'm just because I brought it up on the main show, my next pick for string fiends will be Super Mario Brothers, the Bob Hoskins, John Likuzamo. When Luigi is Mexican. Is that what John Liguizzo is? I think he's Puerto Rican. Oh, okay.

My bad. No, just to make anyone. But we find out their last name is also Mario. Yeah. Mario Mario, Luigi, Mario. I haven't seen that movie in forever So yeah We'll come back with those

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