The Horror Returns - THR "Commentaries" - Episode #1: Fade To Black (1980)
Episode Date: March 29, 2025Welcome to a new Horror Returns spinoff show with your hosts Brian and Nez. Each episode Brian and Nez will do a commentary through any film of their choosing. Oh and sorry there's no name for the sho...w yet! This episode they rundown the 1980 Horror/Comedy FADE TO BLACK. Eric Binford is a lonely movie-buff who struggles to find his place in the world. The rejection by a Marilyn Monroe lookalike, who embodies his obsession, sends him on a killing spree during which he transforms himself into classic film characters. The Horror Returns Website: https://thehorrorreturns.com THR Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thehorrorreturns/ Join THR Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1056143707851246 THR X: https://twitter.com/horror_returns?s=21&t=XKcrrOBZ7mzjwJY0ZJWrGA THR Instagram: https://instagram.com/thehorrorreturns?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= THR Threads: https://www.threads.net/@thehorrorreturns?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ== THR YouTube Channel: https://youtube.com/@thehorrorreturnspodcast3277 THR Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thehorrorreturns THR TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/the-horror-returns SK8ER Nez Podcast Network: https://www.podbean.com/pu/pbblog-p3n57-c4166 E Society Spotify For Podcasters: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/esoc
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Twinkle, Twinkle, movie star.
Eric knows just where you are.
Try to run, try to hide.
You won't get out of this alive.
Dennis Christopher in.
Fade to Black.
Rated R.
Fade to Black now playing at a theater near you.
Welcome, everybody, to a brand new show to the
Horror Returns Network.
It doesn't have a name yet.
We just came up with this idea
seconds ago.
I'm your host, Brian, with me.
As always,
my brother, Niz. What's up, man?
What's the cold on?
Yeah, everyone.
You know how me and Brian do it.
We just hit record and go.
And we come up
with gold. But before we dive
into it,
did you watch Raw?
I watched segments of it.
What do you think of?
El Grande Americano.
I didn't see that portion.
I heard the controversy
on the little video thing they
set up introducing him.
I wasn't.
I wasn't paying attention to it at first
because my grandsons were still awake
and I just thought it was something
that was showing. I need to go back and
watch it again. Yeah, from what
I understand, I guess his match
was a hit.
Oh, yeah, it was a good match.
It was just a video package
introducing him. I guess
some people thought it was offensive to
Mexican heritage
and Luchador heritage.
Well, I was thinking I didn't even watch.
Well, I wasn't really paying attention to it.
We'll have to rewatch it again. But, I mean, I
was thinking
I was like, what do
other luchadors
think? Real luchadors.
Well, they need to talk to Dirty
Dom. He's the one that hooked up, Chad G.
We all know that's
Chad, that's Shorty G.
No, he is on a sabbatical,
they said. Oh.
So,
El Grande Americano is
someone totally different.
Oh, bad. It was a good match,
So, I mean, it was cool.
So you get well.
Shorty G.
Chad Cable.
But yeah, do watch the match, man.
It was pretty good.
There was some stuff at the end.
I'm like, whoa, what are we doing here?
So I'll have to do a match rewatch for wrestling returns.
How do you feel about Rhea getting the title shot with EO?
right before
WrestleMania
you think they just threw the belt on EO for a couple weeks
I think so I mean
I don't know man I
don't know what's happening
what's going on
this WrestleMania seems
unplanned
yeah because what are they doing with Jay
if Sina and
Cody are going to go at it
And we know we're getting the triple threat with punk Roman reigns and Seth
Gonna have to be a co-main event one of those nights
I don't know
It looks like I'm just going
I'm gonna try to go Sunday
I don't know we'll see but
Tickets are pricey
I'll be way up at the top
I need to talk to my buddy
Yeah I need to talk to my buddy and
I mean it's not the ticket
it's just well where are we going to stay
I don't want to bug I have friends that live down there
but I don't want to hey I'm coming down just to stay
your house yeah and that's it
I mean one of my friends one of my best friends in the world
man I love her to death but
if I see her I want to spend time and hang out with
I haven't seen her in years
I just don't want to call her up one day hey I'm coming down
and I'll spend a night at your house while I go to
WrestleMania because she went to WrestleMania with me
when it was at
that bitch-ass 49ers stadium.
And she had a good time, so I don't want to, yeah, I'm going to WrestleMania, but without
you.
So I don't want to be that friend.
She would understand, but I would want to spend time with her.
I just don't want to go, I'm awake.
All right, see you later, and bail.
So I don't know.
We'll figure out.
You'll talk to my buddy and see.
Or my cousin's cousin.
I guess he's family, but I need to get a hold of him and see where he's staying.
If he said, yeah, man, come crash on my floor, I don't care.
I'll bring an air mattress and just hit the floor because I don't know who's going with him.
I need to get a hold of him and everything.
So, but I don't know.
We'll see because if I go, I want to stay there until they throw us out.
Because when we went to SummerSlam, my buddy, we were like, well, let's just leave early.
and then we can get on that last flight.
And then when we were in line to go through security,
some guy went, oh, man, I was just that SummerSlam.
Did you see what happened at the end?
We're like, what happened?
It was when Brock Lesnar came back.
I was like, ah.
So while we were sitting there waiting for the,
our plane was late too.
But I was like, dude, if we didn't leave,
our plane wouldn't have been late and we would have missed it.
So we got on that last plane back to Reno.
But it was still fun to be at SummerSlam.
So, but right now it seems like it's just going to be the first night.
And it looks like that's when Punk and Roman and Seth Rollins are going to go at it.
That's the main match I want to see.
But we'll see.
I don't know yet.
Well, you got to see when Sina takes the belt to complete the ultimate heel turn.
I still have a feeling.
He's going to, he's just pulling the wool over our eyes.
and hey, I was a good guy all the time.
This is what I wanted to do.
Now I'm out of here.
I don't know.
We'll see how that goes.
I mean, I'm excited for all that, but I may only want to see punk and the YTC and Rallons go out of it.
Because they've been beating hell out of each other and talking hell of shit the past few weeks.
I guess there was there Glasgow yesterday and they're going to be in a lunch.
next Monday
yeah so
all right well that's enough wrestling
everyone we'll uh we'll do more
later with wrestling returns but
let everyone know what we're doing
we are
apparently going to start a new show where we do
horror commentaries horror movie
commentaries and I figured
I just came up with this right now
I figure we do this
stream fiend style where we alternate
where I pick one and Nez picks one.
Oh man, you can put me on the spot.
Let me see.
I've been thinking about one.
We're going to do it like that, but unlike stream fiends,
we're not going to let you know what the movie is.
No, I was going to see.
I was thinking because it's one horror show.
I won't say what it is because I'll give it away.
I don't know if we've ever done it.
And we can talk about it afterwards.
yeah uh i guess trusty toby but unless you have the blu-ray or mgm plus
might depending on what it is yeah i don't know well we'll talk about it all right later
but tonight we are here to do a commentary on the 1980 horror comedy fade to black
that's what Google's telling me
let's see
synopsis
Aaron Benford is a lonely movie buff
who struggles to find his place
in the world
the rejection by
a Marilyn Monroe
lookalike who embodies his
obsession sends him on a killing spree
during which he transforms
himself in the classic film characters
all right
that was Google
I am D
be a shy, a shy, lonely film buff embarks on it,
killing spree against those who browbeat and betray him.
I don't know what browbeat means.
All the while stalking his idol, a Marilyn Monroe look like.
This is written and directed by Vernon Zimmerman.
This star is Dennis Christopher, Tim Thomerson, Gwen Guilford,
Let's see, who else we got?
Norman Burton, Linda Carriage,
Carriage, Morgan Paul, James Luisi,
E. Brent, John Steedman, Marcy Barkand,
and Mickey Roark.
Very young, Mickey Roark.
Peter Horton, isn't that that guy from that volleyball movie?
The pony boy?
I think so.
I don't remember who.
I just remember Mickey Roark in this.
I don't remember
anyone out.
Well, Tim Thomerson, of course.
That's mainly
the cast.
You want to say
when the first time you checked this out
before we get started?
Peter Horton, was that the guy in 30-something?
Yeah, that was him.
And he was
wasn't he
and children of the corn?
Yeah
Okay, yeah
Well, the first time I saw this
I saw
Almost a whole movie
I might have missed the first 20 minutes
When it was in the theater
I remember seeing the
The TV spot for it
And kind of being creepy
They didn't really show anything
It was
just um if you're looking at the the poster of the film um what the hell's his name he was inside
out with pony boy eric binford he it's um a picture of him he's half his face is dracula his hands of the
mummy and his other hands i don't know what it is holding the coke and uh and some popcorn
And it just starts talking about Eric Benford.
Eric Benford lives for the movie.
Sometimes he kills for them too and fade to black.
I remember seeing that.
And then the theater around the corner from my house had the poster.
And I was like, oh, this looks cool.
Look, I mean, I didn't know much about it.
Just a little TV spot that they showed.
And then I don't know.
I went to go see something else.
And fade to back.
Black was playing in the next theater upstairs.
So I walked upstairs and I might have missed the first 20 minutes of the movie and I just watched it all the way to the end
And I remember like
Ready to be scared
But I don't think I was
Maybe because it had the comedy
I don't know I thought it was more of a dramatic
Type of film
Did you get the vinegar syndrome
Um
yes I do I have that yeah I do too I have I got um had a bootleg a DVD copy of it first
uh it was um a VHS rip it's like super grainy and really dark and there's track marks on it every now and then
I was like man weak but hey it was a movie that I wanted and then finally came out of
Blu-ray, so I picked that one up.
But yeah.
But this film, I mean, I've always enjoyed
it. I know Mike and I
talked about it for 31
Days of Horror a few years ago.
But yeah, I've always enjoyed this film.
I always liked what was going
on. I was a fan of
what's his nuts.
Dennis Christopher,
I liked him in a bunch of things.
He was also in It,
if you guys remember that.
the original one not the newer one and Tim Thomerson he's awesome and everything that's um
doll man uh he was also in Metal Storm the destruction of jarrison but my favorite movie that
he did was um that movie was the rest of Stallone and dolly parton rhinestone
I know a lot I know a lot of people don't like Stallone's comedy that movie was
hell of buddy I love that movie
yeah there's a bunch of uh that guy and that gal uh people in this and yeah mickey roared i didn't know who mickey roark was back then uh later on i got to know mickey roark but
even watching it now this is the the very very young micky roark before he looks how he looks now but to each his own if that's what you want to do with your life but
according to him he had to do it because of his
boxing. Well, that was a reason. I mean, okay. I mean,
it kind of felt like he quit boxing a long time before he was acting.
I don't know, maybe some after effect. It worked good with his, what was he in the wrestler?
Randy the Ram. Yeah. It worked fine with that, him trying to still stay young.
why to do that one at some point yeah that movie was good i i saw that one only because it was
uh dealing with wrestling but it was nominated for best picture that year it came out so i remember
sitting in a theater watching that pack theater um sitting there trying to hold the tears back
especially at the end before he came off the top ropes the spoiler lord you guys haven't seen it but
yeah fade to black
Let's do this.
All right.
You ready?
Yep.
Three, two, one, go.
What we got?
They did 18.
American cinema.
Are they still around?
I don't think so.
See, I mean, I like his character in this.
Him just really loving old films.
I love old films, too.
You can even say, for you young listeners,
the movies that I grew up in the 80s and 70s
I was probably old to you guys
but it wasn't that long ago
All right
Dennis Christopher Tim Thomerson
Gwen Guilford
The screen's black
Norman Burton
And introducing Linda Kiridge
Morgan Paul's special appearance by
James Louise
Eve Brent
assy ashy or whatever
John Stedham
Marcy Bark and Mickey Rourke
Peter Horton
Ben Chambers and Melinda Lee
watching one of those old gangster movies
We got little ass TV
I had one of those
I think everybody
Our age had one of those at one point
I was spending a night at Mike's house one time
And we watched Fantasim
It came on like late at night
so we had to keep it low
so nobody
his parents couldn't hear us watching
it and we sat there and watched it on that little
ass TV black and white TV screen
oh these kids nowadays
they got tablets
phones everything
they didn't know the struggle
back then
this guy
Brentford he's just
old school movie buff
it's got old movie posters on his
wall.
Was this his aunt
who's living with him? She's in a wheelchair. I'm rolling
in. I picked this because
the last time I seen it is when you and Mike
reviewed it years ago. I was going to say a long time ago.
Directed by Vern Zimmerman.
She's familiar. Is that a reference to him
jerking it or something? Yes. Why does he
got that little ass TV and a big TV right
there. So he can watch multiple
movies
at a time. That was probably
his editing station.
Oh, his aunt was
somebody back
in the day.
And in this
story.
He's got James Cagney and
Humphrey Bogart and
old Nostpharet
poster.
Even a picture of
Mel Street.
Got some horror stuff now.
Were you ever a smoker, like a cigarette smoker?
No.
I was when I was younger.
Couldn't do it.
Saw my dad started having complications.
I was just like, no, can't do it.
Teen years, early 20s.
Then I just, eh, got sick of it.
It's lucky I didn't do it.
Everybody around me smoked cigarettes.
Yeah.
I remember Mike's parents were smokers.
we used to steal their cigarettes
they're bent and hedges
and he goes smoke in the backyard
he's got that cool
Spider-Man head
oh I just realized
his his mummy costume
we'll get back to that later
is this the horror section of his wrong
I guess
aunt just talking shit
the best way to get the experience of this episode
everyone is turn the movie on
listen to us
as we're going along
so you can see what's on also on the screen
see this is what made me mad
she's just mean to him
like his parents are alive so he had to go live with his aunt
see
not the tapes
old school
the hs tapes
you can see just how
messed up
he is because of her
I like that right there
just cut to a scene from
old school movie.
Yeah.
Smoking at the breakfast
table. Ashes falling everywhere.
Smoking and
eating.
Ugh.
Still somewhat respectable to his arm.
Yeah. She's
all dolled up, but still in her.
See,
how much he watches
movies, got all this
knowledge.
That would come in handy
one day. We needed someone
like that when we was in Texas Frightmare
that one year
we got destroyed
in a trivia tournament
I wonder where all this old
movie stuff is I mean not just this
but movies in general
film actual film
because film gets old
it doesn't stay
crisping fresh
as it did
yeah it's sad when you hear
stories like the event horizon
final cut
it was not
when they found it it was not properly stored
and basically the film was
unusable
we used to get a lot of these containers
um
and ship them on the airplane they went to
like army bases and stuff like that
and I would read them what they were
and they were like real
like at the time
sometime in the 90s like
new movies
I was like
man like they in these containers and those things are heavy
so he's got that sweet
tourist trap
lover love it or hate it that type of movie
it's a cool poster though
yeah Halloween
I can't tell what that third one is
see this guy he's so
just
everyone's mean to him
yeah see
his boss just yelling at him
for not
it works for some
damn gas was
you lost the petty cash
got gas was right like less than a dollar
back then
yeah
it's like all these people that are mean to him
he just goes after
boss too busy yelling
he's got heart issues
got to take his pills
those pills really work like that
in the movies
I don't know every time I see someone take him in the
movies, they seem to work instantly.
Yeah, I don't know if those work like that.
This police station was the police station
and um,
assault on,
there's a precinct 13.
The John Carpenter one.
We need to do that one.
Yeah, that one's down in the Venice.
Tim Thomas in his fresh mustache.
I had to buy that steel book for
double the price.
I was out of print and I wanted it.
So I just said,
F it.
and drop the money.
But still wood.
Is he a cop?
I don't remember.
I haven't said this movie in a while.
His name is Dr. Jerry
Marty.
He probably said that wrong.
He's a doctor or teacher or something.
I remember her in an episode of,
I think that's her,
Fantasy Island, the old school
Fantasy Island.
Is this Gwen Guilford?
I think so.
Is it?
Officer Anne Ocean Bull?
I guess that is her.
Is she in Fantasy Island?
She looked familiar.
She was in Master's the Universe.
Oh, she was Courtney Cox's mom.
And Masters of the Universe?
Yeah, the scene where she sees her in the alleyway
and then she turns into Evil Inn.
I'm going to have to rewatch that one.
I've seen it.
I love that movie.
I haven't seen it in a while, though.
We might have to change this to every now and do non-horror commentaries because we might have to do a mess as the universe commentary.
I love that movie, though.
I was looking at her film, I was in a fan of yelling.
I must be thinking of someone else.
They just give him his own little office.
That's how it works.
In the attic.
There's always an office and attic.
Either that or in the basement.
Filled with files and all kinds of shit that nobody ever looks at.
Damn, she's just throwing it at him too.
That mustache.
Mine isn't that cool.
I shaved mine off and everybody flipped out.
I don't like it.
Damn, excuse me.
That 80s hair.
Oh, got blonde.
with the lipstick
you gotta get all dolled up to go jogging
got the full mask on
eyeliner blush
red lips
even a friend
almost this is um
what's her name
the blonde girl
um
is just a Maryland Monroe lookalike
yeah
Linda
Curidge. She plays Marilyn O'Connor
in this.
It's old school.
Here comes Mickey. There he is
in the red. I just watched that movie.
Like, within the last couple years.
My wife wanted to watch all these old movies.
I ain't seen a Humphrey Bogart since I was
with my dad.
I think I watched
my art class when I was a senior.
But that was 30 years ago, 40 years ago, I don't know.
So was he a boxer before this?
I think there was a time period when he was a boxer while he started acting, I think.
I'm not 100% sure.
I've been after this because he's still a pretty boy right here.
Throwing trivia at each other.
Another betting.
So I know movies, but not these super old Humphrey Bogart.
Maltese falcon type of movies.
My brain
freezes up during trivia questions.
We had a
Planet Hollywood game. It was so fun. I don't know what I did
with it. Had a little
planet Earth and
it was like a timer.
You flipped the card over, read the question,
and if you knew the answer, you'd say the answer.
No, you'd hit the little timer
to stop it, then give the answer.
It was
a fun little game. I can't.
I don't know what I did with it.
See, those movie thing, those movie container, film containers, those things are fucking heavy.
That's why they got Mickey Rourke lifting them.
Old school Vesfa.
It must be the CFS, whatever they're, them.
I'm sorry, everyone.
My allergies are bugging me, so if you hear me sniffling, that's why.
It is about to be that season.
Old school.
I like these little diners that have those little juke boxes.
We had one up here.
Somebody opened like an old school.
Like 50 style diner.
Yeah.
There was one couple blocks when I started first seeing my wife from her house.
We used to go there and have lunch.
I would just play old four seasons or Dion and the Belmont's type of stuff.
She's checking out Maryland.
He's in oh, fantasizing immediately.
She does look like Marilyn Monroe.
That's got to be a record time.
He's whipped already.
Yeah.
It's probably rock hard.
Don't even know her name.
Yeah.
Well, she's Maryland to him right now.
I've never seen a Maryland Monroe movie, just clips.
I've seen movies, but I want to check out that one with, well, what's her name that played Maryland?
Anna DeArmis
Oh
The girl from the ballerina
John Wick movie that's coming out
Because I just don't see her as Maryland
And I was always curious about that movie
He's in love.
He's at sitting at the counter
She was in a booth
He's scooting down now
Yeah
Making it all obvious
Look at him
See they see him
She kind of reminds me of
Not exactly
but a young Deborah Harry.
She looks like, what's her name from Violet from Friday 13th Part 5?
Shout out to Happy Horror Time.
Man, they went to a screening for Friday 13th Part 5, a new beginning down in L.A. area.
I need to figure out when those type of things happen down there.
I need to figure out why nothing like that ever happens up here
That's what I was thinking if I ever like one like the powerball or something
Depending on how much money I had I would
I wouldn't buy a theater
But I would like yeah creature
I would like rent a theater out and show
Old movies like that movies that I like
Creature in the Black Lagoon
For those of you that don't know
Creature is my favorite
Universal Monster
See if he was a true film buff
This would be turning him off
All her wrong answers
Yeah
He don't care
He just sees her beauty
Oh this bitch
Nobody talking to you
Yeah
Look at that flat-ass hamburger
It looked like it's just all bud
I remember the first time I saw a creature
I saw in 3D in the movie theater
Nice
Oh see
Well, these
These were trusting days back in,
what was this, 80 when this came out?
Yeah.
Probably 79, 78 when they made this.
She's throwing it at him too.
Wanting a ride on the Vespa.
But you were her friends like,
are you nuts?
I wonder if this little diner is still there.
I mean, usually stuff like that,
especially down L.A., like last.
like we'll stick around.
It was old school. No helmets
in California.
Can't do that no more.
You went to three movies every day
for a year. That's dedication.
I wish.
I think
I think the only times I did that was
when I was little, when I was a teen
younger and then when I was a teen
go to a movie theater, pay to see one, and see
everything that was playing.
I remember them theater,
days. Yeah. Like now I feel like
I mean, I've done it,
but I'm like scared, especially with the assigned seating now.
Because all I got to do is look and see how many people are in there.
And then walk in and count and someone's,
and they know what's, if you just sit in some random seed, they know what
seed is taken. So.
the last movie I theater hopped
was your least favorite Friday the 13th movie
that was a long time ago
yeah I did it a couple times
but the one that sticks out the most
they brought back
Phantom Menace
they brought it back
I think it was when it was in 3D
and I took
my two youngest
sons Kyle and Eric to see it and then when we were leaving as we were walking we're gonna
walk out one of the side doors I looked at the theater the last theater by the exit
and it was that movie Chronicle yeah that was playing and it was just started so I said come
let's walk in here and watch this I didn't know if they would like it and we just sat in there
and they were like Eric was all scared he's like someone gonna come in
and kick us out. I said, just sit there and be quiet.
Yeah, watch Dane Dahan.
Yeah.
And that's his boy.
And Kyle was like, are we going to watch the whole movie?
I said, yeah, just sit here and watch the movie.
It was during the previews and they were all excited.
It was nice to do this all the time when I was a kid.
Dog man with his harmonica skills.
Let's see, look at her.
Life is just one damn thing after another.
on this chalkboard.
Oh, I think that's the truth.
She's coming around.
Still throwing it at him.
Oh, man.
Well, that was fast.
And it went by the ocean.
A little spot.
Well, it was a doctor, isn't he?
Got a box of ritz crackers in bed.
A bottle of champagne.
And the remote.
What was going on under there?
I wonder if this was the area where the fire
were because all those
a lot of those houses along the coast
are gone
and I'm sure that little apartment or a little house
or whatever it was
either owned it or
well it probably wasn't that expensive
back then
or a little house like that
probably got like $10 million or something like that
I don't know something about Tim
Thomerson's face just just now
reminded me remember that character he played and
who's Harry Crum
yeah
a tennis instructor
his little scumbag
in that one.
I love that movie.
Rest and peace,
John Candy.
The movie I've been wanting to watch
is armed and dangerous.
Oh, I love that one.
John Candy and Eugene Levy, that movie's
hell of buddy.
My favorite part is when they were in that
partial.
Yeah.
And those two guys in the
leather.
Eugene Levy was in the little
porn room booth.
And he was looking at him and waving his tongue at him.
And they went in there.
They got beat up and they took their clothes.
Yeah.
Who else is in a?
Rest and peace, Devo.
Yeah.
I was back in the zoo stays.
Damn.
You got Ritz, champagne, big ass gun in bed.
Whoa.
Well, that was fast.
It was like a second meeting.
Next thing you know, he's at his house.
Okay, where does she work at?
Roller rink?
I think it's a
roller skating
shop where you can buy
roller skates.
That was big in the 80s.
We had one of our roller rinks
closed down up here.
Can you roller skate?
Hell, no, I was a carpet
skater.
I love it. It was so fun.
I might try
when it was a couple skate.
that was the best time.
Yeah, that's the only time.
But other than that, I was
carpet skater.
Comes his hands. He's still
in the bathroom, but it's all done up.
Hair, everything.
It's probably, like,
routine for her since she used to be, like,
what she used to be, like, an actress or something.
Yeah, I think so.
Like, sometimes she's cool, and then
then she comes in and
starts in on him.
almost almost kind of what do you call it bipolar
I guess
I'm looking around at all these posters
cool posters and Marilyn Monroe
and John Wayne and that type of stuff
in there and Carrie Grant
and uh I can never
remember that guy's name that top of the world ma
someone's yelling
Oh Mickey Rooney
No that's not Mickey Rooney
Oh wait
What about that?
Um
Damn it.
It's not James Cagney, is it?
No.
I want to say, yeah.
Top of the world, Ma.
What was that from?
Someone's yelling it.
Don't worry. We'll get it.
Yeah, it was James Cagney. You're right.
Okay.
Don't ask me what movie.
How do I get Mickey Rooney from?
I'm looking at that stuff.
Like, who's got old pictures, black and white pictures like that?
other walls as I look around the room here I got my not a living dead
poster on the wall which is black and white and a picture of um
Clint Eastwood and Will Samson and uh outlaw Josie Wales
that's not black and white more like brown and white
you guys have to see that he's trying to get it
this is that one of those famous movie restaurants that they only use
for movies
getting stood up. John Wayne
watch? No, it was
Hopal on Cassie,
whatever that guy's name is.
He dresses up
like him later. Damn.
As you can see, that's why we got
destroyed in movie trivia.
That
Ness wasn't with us.
I was there, but I was
watching something else.
It was us and the Hail Ming
boys.
We thought we combined and we were going to do good, but no.
So I figured, man, Rick, I figured he knew what he knows a lot.
You know what killed us?
They asked like specific movies to the Saw franchise, and we were just all kind of like
couldn't answer them because they felt, we felt like they all blended together.
Especially those movies.
I couldn't tell you.
I think the only traps are, I remember.
in the original and
maybe one or two of the second one
what was all the lasers
uh
jigsaw yeah
can't do this type of thing anymore
people just riding the back of a truck
throwing head people
that looks like it was something that was just
as they were filming and they just
drove by
if they were in the movie
what's the budget to this movie
1.8 million
boxed off
is 15 million
Maryland
remembers she was supposed to have the date with
Benford
and he's still sitting at the movie theater
waiting
if you got wait more than an hour guys or gals
just roll out
it wasn't meant to be
one movie's
supposed to resent
with me you got 20 minutes
gone. I waited two hours one time like a sucker.
Co-miner's daughter. He goes, I'll be right back. Never came back.
Oh, Miss Maker. I'm Robbie Benson.
See, these were the days when movies theaters did this.
Went all out with the marquee and everything.
I don't do that anymore.
Maybe in Hollywood they do, but
little hicktown out of living, nope.
well she showed up
like way late
I think he's gone already
oh she went to the restaurant
he gone
you fucked out
he's lingered around
sorry bro well she attempted
but as the audience we see it
but he doesn't he's just lingering around
still waiting
on the verge of crying
I'm to smoke some cigarettes
hours of God by it
I don't know if he does
talking to one of the ladies of the evening
10 bucks well maybe back then
I guess not
told him to get lost with his 10 bucks
damn future victim
yep they remember that face
unless angels out there
should have said oh angel
did we do that
I think we did
I think we did that one and a
an angel. I think I don't remember.
Still working on that spreadsheet.
Any you super fans, you probably remember what we've done.
It all blurs together.
One day, me or Lance will complete
the spreadsheet we keep talking about. Because I know
on the horror returns, we have done some movies multiple times.
See, he's got
a movie screen, or is that just a wall?
but he's got a projector.
I remember watching movies like that at school
with a projector.
You knew that.
Back in the old days before VCR,
well, you got to probably know VCRs are.
We walk in in the classroom and see the projector.
Oh, we got a movie.
But usually just something bullshit.
That was a thing.
You get excited as soon as you see the projector.
Yeah.
But when VHS came around, we walked in,
we see the monitor and the VHS player.
Like, oh, wait, what are we going to watch?
and then still something stupid watching some old school movie where I push push this lady down the
stairs in her wheelchair getting inspired yeah his aunt is pounding on the door with her baton
you don't open this door I'm me use the key so whatever you're doing put it away
look at him now she comes mobbing into his room she got a baton yeah
She about to do some chair leading or something?
Guess.
She was hitting him with it earlier.
Going off on him.
Just stop it and rewind it.
Oh, she didn't fuck up now.
Hit his projector with a baton and knocked over.
I'm surprised it was still pointing at the screen.
And if those things break, it's not like you can just run down the street and get a part for it.
the films
ruined
the film breaks that's it
it was all the buildup
don't you hear the music
yep she's talking shit about his room
it's a disgrace
he's getting riled up
uh oh
we've got to go children of the corn
two three
uh oh
walking up behind her
Seeing that film it was watching when he pushes that lady down the stairs in her wheelchair.
Uh-oh.
Now he's going to do it.
Pushing his aunt.
He acting like the character in the movie.
Yeah.
Puses her to the stairs and there she goes down the stairs.
That wasn't as bad as it could have been.
Oh, apparently broke her neck.
She broke down most of those stairs.
well it ain't like what's his name in friday thirteenth part two he took the machete into the face and then went down backwards
nobody heard this you know nobody heard and nobody cares yeah maybe like good she's dead
probably figured she was yelling about something else again yeah eric he just he just snapped
was already mad that girl stood him up but in her defense man she at least remembered and tried to
show up, or she did show up, but he was gone.
But he didn't know.
Killed his aunt, pushed her down the stairs in her wheelchair.
Like, how long did he, until he called the cops?
My hand, it came, she was gone.
Found her at the bottom of the stairs.
That was another movie he was in that I thought was pretty good.
I think it was in the 90s.
That's right. He was in Django.
Who was he in?
Django. He might have just
been someone that was just there.
What the hell was that movie call?
I remember it was like on, it was
after it. I'm scrolling through. Doppelganger. That's what he
was in. Is that the one with
the, yeah, Drew Barrymore.
Ooh, it's on Peacock.
I don't think I've seen that one.
Came out in
93.
I remember him now. I thought I was mainly watching it.
Drew Barrymore when she was all nasty.
Drew Barrymore, Leslie Hope.
Yeah, Danny Trao, Sean Whalen.
You ever seen them? I saw it once. It was on, I don't know,
USA or TNT movie. I don't think I've ever heard this one.
They're at the funeral for his aunt.
And it's just him.
Dressed like a gangster.
Yeah.
Where did he get all his money from?
I wanted to put her in Marilyn Monroe's crypt.
Oh, she's just ashes.
She had her cremated.
I like his suit, the little zoot suit that he's wearing.
Look at this pretty skittin in a little limo.
Yep.
Yeah, where is he getting this money from?
He just had to borrow money for gas.
Yeah, to borrow a couple dollars.
And this fool.
mobbing in the
the church limo
it is a church limo
it's got a little cross on it
yep
he snapped
I blame Maryland
yeah man that big house
probably like billion dollars
he's doing the Murray Goldberg
if anybody's seen the Goldberg
come on and take the pants off
yep
not the suit jacket
just the pants
it's just burning
in all his aunt's books
in the fireplace.
And he's like, ooh.
Lucky strikes.
No filters.
Oh, damn.
He threw a cigarette and his aunts
earned.
Hang about news clippings.
Nobody questioned them about it all.
No cops. No investigation.
Yeah, those chips are stale.
That coke was probably stale.
He didn't even open it.
He just straight drink.
it.
Oh, my, um,
friend was like that.
Take one drink and then just
put it in the refrigerator.
And I'm like, dude,
he might as well
just dump it.
Got to the point he would buy
those little small cans
and do the exact same thing.
Open and take one drink
and put it in the refrigerator.
It's like the cop, is it?
No, I don't think so.
It's the male lady.
Just showed up and still.
He snapped.
Changes his name,
everything.
Well, she's a good,
mail person.
They changed everything.
Changed the street.
Street signs.
Now he's in his room.
He's hardcore.
No filters in those
lucky strikes.
He looks sweet right here.
Half of his face looks like Dracula.
I could never do
like
paint your face
to make it look cool.
You got the little
shadowing in there too.
Yeah, look how that looks awesome.
Yeah, so after he killed his hands,
when he just went full wacko.
He's at some screening with everyone else in costume and he's all done up.
Like, oh, watch the Night of the Living Dead.
The first horror movie ever seen in my life, boys and girls.
See those little ass containers of popcorn he has?
I went to a screening of a sleepaway camp the other night.
And that was considered a large.
I was like, this is a large.
It was only $3.
But I was like, man, this little-ass container, so ain't no large.
It was like smaller than a small at the regular theater.
Those parts in Romero's movies, when the zombies are eating everyone,
always made me feel sick.
And why did this little girl use that little trowel to kill her mom?
Why don't she just push her away?
Why'd she just lay there and let her do it?
Me and my daughter are rewatching.
Well, I'm rewatching.
she's watching for her first time the walking dead from the beginning i was thinking about doing that
just to try to catch up to everything yeah because i stopped at season seven i stopped right before
it was after rick supposedly died and came back you should man it's it's it's so good
those early seasons where we've just finished season two and the walkers back then and the
Early seasons was doing stuff that they don't do now.
I haven't even tackled Daryl or that new show when they're in New York with Negan and what's Glenn's wife's name?
Maggie or whatever.
Yeah.
I didn't even tell my daughter there was spinoff shows.
Fear the Walking Dead.
I fell off on that too.
Yeah, we're doing chronologically.
We messed up.
We started Walking Dead when we were supposed to start Fear of the Walking Dead.
when we were supposed to start
Fear of the Walking Dead
so we're
halfway through season two
with that
Marilyn was she drunk
oh
yep
ah
she teased us
we see as her back
she moaning for
oh she's drunk
seeing that someone's lurking
around outside
she's like day drinking
the sun ain't even down
she's having too much fun in that
shower. It's like psycho.
Well, there we go. There we go.
Money shot.
Uh-oh. Someone's
in her apartment. Camera guys
enjoying it.
His
lens is all wet.
She took a shower with her fully makeup on.
Uh-oh, here it comes.
It comes Eric dressed up as Dracula while she's
doing her thing in the shower.
I don't know. I would know if somebody
walked in the bathroom. Oh, hell yeah.
drunk or not i would know oh it's like psycho what he had a pin one of those pins you dip into ink
to write oh you know i only wanted your autograph and then you just i assume she didn't see him
oh we're back to the working girl yeah lady of the night entrepreneur
she's hearing something
she must make a lot of money
look at this fancy car
she must not have a pimp
unless that's his car
yeah Chris Philly
Count Duku
Darth Taranus
He's just trying to get her
Talking like Dracula
I like these old hammer
Dracula's
Those are the first ones I'd seen before
The Bell Lagosi and all those guys
Christopher Lee is my Dracula
I need to get that
neck of figure i think it's out already oh yeah
that one's sweet speaking of nekka man they're getting me with those little uh ben cooper
figures little kids a little mask yeah i got i just got the i didn't know there was a
i got creature from the black lagoon mike found it for me i couldn't find it anywhere but
today in walmart i found the glow in the dark one
my wife said don't you have this one i said not the glow in the dark one
She just rolled her eyes.
Uh-oh.
Oh, ooh.
She was running from him and tripped over some kids' toy and fell on to...
She fell onto the fence.
Eric's just looking at him.
Oh, yeah, right the neck.
Yeah.
Fell on the fence.
A little small white picket fences with the little spikes on the top.
Jammed in her neck.
putting his fingerprints all over the place
uh-oh
touch store blood
he's gonna lick it
oh he's dracula
no one's around i'm sure she was screaming
nobody cares in these neighborhoods
is this the comedy
he just licked the blood
for his his fingers
now he's leaning in
to bite her in the neck
extra salty tastes like
pennies.
Yeah, now that you mention it,
other than
what's the name, Tim Thomason?
Yeah.
Talk about
I never fucked a cop
before. That was the only comedic
thing.
No one
on the streets and he just
screaming yelled and dressed up as
Dracula and then just walks off.
It's horror movie rules.
Nobody ever around.
Back at work.
It's showing a newspaper ad or story about a Dracula killing someone.
This is a Dracula poster on the wall.
Whoa, that's an old school, dune buggy.
The old school is a member Wonderbug.
That's what it looks like.
The Sid and Marty Croft shows.
Stiffing him on $40 bed.
Yeah.
Oh, man, should have socked him.
Uh-oh.
He wanted his money from Mickey Rourke.
wasn't going to give it up. I can't hear you now, man. They're gone.
Already down the street.
Yelling all these movie trivia.
Adam, they're driving off.
He's watching some old school.
Hopalong Cassidy movie.
I don't like these type of masks. Those ones are scary looking.
At the boardwalk.
Looking at Trivias, this is actress Gwen Guilford was pregnant during the production of gay birth.
after it ended.
William Boyd
played
Hopalong Cassidy.
She is the
mother of
Chris Pine.
I had to look
up who Hopalon
Cassidy was.
That's crazy.
Technically,
Chris Pine's
in this movie.
See how cool you are.
Shirt tucked in,
opened.
I can never pull that off.
I don't know where they are.
Some boardwalk somewhere.
Where is this
supposed to take place?
LA somewhere
Where was it actually filmed
Some of it was filmed in Hollywood
Because they're at the Chinese theater at the end
Where'd they park
Walking down this
Smoky alley
And here comes
Hop on Cassidy
Reach for the sky
I don't know if I saw that
I'd turn the other way
Oh hell yeah
How'd have walked
pulls out of his little six shooter
sets it on the ground
kicks it over to Mickey Roark
Some ass is scary
Uh-oh, he's got a real one
Yeah, run
Yeah, the other guy said, I'm out
Got Mickey Roark on his knees
Uh-oh, he's about to
Oh, realize it was
Benford and blasted him up
Took one to the chest
and nobody heard this
telling you nez nobody cares in his neighborhood
i guess in la la area no one cares
nobody seems to be around
yeah
this busy ass boardwalk wherever they're at
no one's around
and he just walks right off into the
oh clearly nobody can hear anything in this alley
it is buddy
i'm sure you told the cops
oh he's still running
Oh, see. Why is Eric there?
This buddy that was with Mickey Roar came out of the police station.
Talking about their boss.
He's got heart issues.
Why was he there?
Did he give him a ride there?
I think they were questioning his co-workers that last scene.
His doom buggy's right there, so he didn't need a ride.
Now the doctor and this little cop girlfriend trying to figure.
See, like a police psychologist or something?
I assume.
Yeah, they did.
They questioned everybody at that job.
See the chief of police, this guy?
I've seen him in something.
There's a lot of people in this.
Jane is Luis, I think, is the captain.
He was in the Rockford Files.
He had a baseball career.
See, it's always the higher-ups that don't believe everyone else
that has some kind of, not evidence, but theories on how to catch these fools and there's always the higher-ups.
No, no, it's not them. Leave him alone.
Oh, the captain.
We reviewed a movie that he was in.
Which one?
He was sleazy cocaine sniffing Ferrari salesman in The Hidden.
The Hidden.
Did we do The Hidden too?
I think
I don't know
I think we were supposed to
I know I watched it
yeah I did too
I don't
it's not good
I just remember we went down
the extra
tunnel
or a whole
after the first one
and second and third
and that of those movies
makes sense
where's he going
some
who's this guy
some
rich guy
and a nice convertible
just picking up hitchhikers
he's probably some pervert
that liked young guys
screenwriter producer
ex actor
no seat belts
oh
passing him something to smoke
this is how funny things happen
yeah you don't know what's in that
and you don't know him don't smoke it
at least it looks better than that shit
that Johnny was trying to roll up and
that first karate kid
when he was twisting
in both hands.
I don't know what he was doing.
I remember watching something.
He was like, I've never rolled that before.
They just told me to do my best.
Those little rich kids,
I always had weed.
Wasn't good,
but they always had it.
He's just hogging it up.
He's talking to this producer about an idea
for a movie.
Drop them off somewhere.
Yep.
Get him high and
kick him out
he sounds kind of like
what's his name stephen jeffreys
uh
the way he sounds and talks
he just dropped him off at work
your aunt's not there anymore
what you go back home
talking to the urn maybe
yeah i think so yeah
oh he's got that uh
Dracula poster the one with um
franklin jella
have you seen that one
yeah i like that one
Mike's mom took us to see
we went to see Jaws 2
in the theater and that
Dracula movie was playing with it
we came we didn't see the whole
Dracula movie I think we saw like
the last
45 minutes of it
it was back in the days when they did
intermissions between movies
because we walked in nothing was playing
and then we sat down
and then the movie started
up and it was the end of Dracula.
I didn't actually see
the whole movie until it came on TV.
I think I have the
yeah, I have the
Blu-ray somewhere.
The
scream factory one.
See, this kid was already
damaged by his
lives in his parents and then
his aunt just
beating him with her
baton and then
Marilyn standing him up.
Old school Polaroid.
That man's Chinese theater.
I've never been inside there.
I've been like where he's at when seeing all the handprints and footprints and the cement.
But never been inside that place.
Hollywood Walk Fame, which John Carpenter is finally getting one.
Yeah, Mike was sending me.
He wanted me to come down so I can go.
It's a little aggressive there.
I know.
I just went up to some stranger and started dropping now.
knowledge on that. Yeah, but you didn't know this.
He's just being a weirdo now.
There's some little hot dog stand.
And there, I mean, there is guys and gals like this that live down there in Hollywood and just have all this type of stuff.
I remember I was skating down there and I was sitting at a bus stop.
And there was this lady just telling me random stuff like this about the buildings around.
Oh, that's where so-and-so used to live and da-da-da-da-da-da.
back in this I would just be
nice and just sitting there listening
then she kind of just stopped
mid-sentence got up and walked away
I was like okay bye
real Superman
Christopher Reeve rest of peace
purchasing some pictures
some head shots I'm assuming
watching Halloween
wasn't on TV yet wasn't it
not gonna make me look it up
well how is it Halloween was what
78
So two years later
Let me see
When did this movie come out?
80?
Yeah, it came out
October 17th, 1980
It first came
Halloween first came on TV
October 30th, 1981.
Uh-oh.
Rubbing one out?
Yeah.
Thinking about Maryland.
Aggressively.
So he must have a print of Halloween.
Something.
Is he just daydreaming
looking at the ceiling?
What?
Is there a poster of Maryland on the ceiling?
That's what I
I think there's a poster up there.
Got a picture over behind him.
I'm surprised he doesn't have the old
school
porn on film
to watch
on his movie projector.
Yeah, Maryland all over
the place and he
apologized.
well he feels bad afterwards
don't feel bad doing it
it's just afterwards
this isn't even his
Vespah it's the job
he's just mobbing around on it
it's the place closed
no one's there
uh-oh
arguing with his boss
arguing now
damn the creature that would want to marry you
it's like everyone that was mean to him
he started killing
That's why you gotta be nice to everyone
You never know
That's his Polaroid camera
He's carrying around him
That's his name Cody Jarrett now
I clean his locker out
I want to go inside
Get his posters
Yeah this guy is snapped
He's a completely other person now
Yeah
It's Cody Jarrett now
Oh
Kicked over his Vespa
He wanted to get his
posters original
prints and those things are expensive
if you got an original one
taking some more of those
fast acting heart pills
he needs it eating this big
old sandwich
oh it's dark now
oh someone's creeping around in the
shop
movie
warehouse
can hear him breathing
bosses in there doing the books
randomly type of numbers
well if you do it enough you
know where the numbers are
classic security guard
that's way too old
that guy's been in um
Cheech and Chong movies
I remember him
he was just some old man that was in him
you see the trailer for the last one
they got a new one coming
yeah it's supposed to be their last movie
It looks like a movie slash documentary.
I'll see it.
I mean, I've seen all the other ones.
I know everyone loves Up and Smoke.
Well, up and smoke's funny,
but I think Cheech and Chong's next movie was the funniest one.
My opinion.
You know the security guard went on break.
Cheech and Chong is called Cheech and Chong's last movie.
How dirty is this place?
You got cobwebs in the doorways?
What is this place exactly?
Do they supply theaters with movies?
Yeah, they
Okay
I think it's just all older films
I don't think they're like new
Films like someone's
Has these in a warehouse somewhere
And
If you're old theater
I don't need a copy of Wizard of Oz
Call these guys
And they ship it over to you
It's like an archive
Yeah
Okay
It wasn't it wouldn't be full of new stuff
He's hearing noises
So he's walking through
And that security guard go
just took off
oh
didn't work
his heart
you better take one of those pills
oh see
scared him
I think he
can help
yeah
and they just
destroy this poster
ah
some hand came tearing
through the Halloween poster
to mummy
he had this costume
hanging in in his room
I mean the original mummy
the universal one
it's not even scary
well maybe it was back then but
they just started production
on that new mummy
for the dark universe
no it's
what's the guy that did evil did
rise
uh
forgot the cronin
uh
he's he's doing it
I'm surprised his heart
didn't go out right here being scared
some the mummy chasing you
well his heart's okay he took a shot of that jack
he really goes for it eric bifford with his characters
see he could have took why didn't he hit the mummy with that axe instead of
hitting the metal door just one swoop boom hit him in the head
got it up oh there goes the heart yep
heart falling over get your pill
too late
oh he still got some fighting left to them
that's over kicked the pills
yeah
that's it
oh mommy's laughing
this was now there'd be
surveillance cameras everywhere
just scared him to death
oh these are the days when they had
TV stores
or they sold just TVs
look at that big one right next to
that projection
I remember those
$10,000
Yeah
Um
Buddy's mom's boyfriend had one
I remember we went to his house
Oh that's the guy
That he picked him up
Stole his idea
So you can't talk about your ideas
It's a stranger's in Hollywood
Look how cool he is
Got the gold
shirt open
Big gold rings
Big giant gold gold
gold medallion on his chain
it's just lying
about how he came off the idea
oh how did they get a phone number
that producer guy got a phone call
see
Eric just called them
oh no
damn did him dirty
just put your name on the list
told him said I don't remember you
can't trust no one in Hollywood
Still your ideas and say what's theirs.
How do you get through so fast?
Must be different back in the 80s.
Yeah, you just need a person's name.
Yep.
Connects you right through.
Oh, for those of you that are watching this and don't know.
Back in the days, they used to have phone booths.
No cell phones.
Nope.
In a few years.
In a few years, they'll be the big old block ones.
The Zach Morris.
sound like when he's starting to go nuts he just gets these flashbacks of old movies
and he gets a uh-oh pulled up in a little gangster wagon
where do you get this car i don't know it's hollywood man i'm sure just anywhere
this kid's got like unlimited resources
probably his aunt's car it's the alley oh he's
Getting his hair cut on his birthday.
That producer guy.
Uh-oh.
Got the violin case with the Tommy gun.
Yeah, where'd you get this?
He got the gangster car, the gangster gun.
Yeah, he's got cars, movie props, costumes.
Look at that fool.
He had a cool shirt open.
Well, this is coming out the 70s, so.
Broad daylight.
Nobody cares.
Face ain't even covered.
No mask.
walks into this beauty parlor all these witnesses he thinks it's fake it's starting to shoot up the place told everyone to get out and I'll go running all these witnesses they see his face can't catch him
this guy still thinks it's fake talking like uh James Cagney that shows you how much
this guy
thinks of this
thanks to Eric
he doesn't even recognize him
uh
uh how much
what bullets does that hold
uh oh
who are you
doesn't he would you remember him
uh oh
think he does remember now
oh
just guns him up
no
shooting it on as he spins around in the chair
all those witnesses
and everyone just
ran out. Nobody seems to
recognize him anyways.
That's how good his costumes are.
It was different when he was painted
up or the mummy and hop along Cassidy
and rolled in nearby himself.
I forgot all about her. Or she bit.
What was the last time we saw her when she was in the shower?
Yeah.
We're down to Dennis Beach walking around.
You got to pop up behind the rack or something?
Yeah, probably walking around following her.
I haven't been down there forever.
It's been years. Last time I went there, I just went straight to the skate park and then left.
Didn't even look around. Where's this? LA?
In Venice. Venice Beach.
Never been.
Looks all nice here. It's all scummy now.
I've been to San Francisco, Oakland. I was in Stockton for a couple days.
Scummy in San Francisco, too.
It's a hell of fucking cold in San Francisco.
even in the summer
and we got stuck on traffic on the bridge
always no matter what time of year
uh oh
cops are finally at bedford's house
yeah Tim Thomson
they know
it was him because of that
a bunch of questions he came up with
he's a doctor
his questions that he came up with
determine who was likely
the suspect.
Then they just leave.
Don't even...
It's from a movie.
Greatest detective ever.
Wasn't she just like a
flat foot
in a uniform?
Now she's a detective.
Yeah.
And all she's done is bang the doctor.
Oh.
He put up all those posters looking for
a Marilyn Monroe
look-alike.
So he set up some kind of audition thing.
Obviously, he's spending all his Aids insurance money
to do all this and to rent
cars and buy Tommy guns and all that.
Realistically, he wouldn't have got that insurance money
that quick. Look at this.
He rented this place.
Put his name on there.
Everything.
Damn, bring all this stuff in there, too.
Full of
photos on the wall, plants,
desks and he went all out just to get her
coming the cops
well mobbing around drinking
beer eating hamburgers
they took two bites out of that hamburger
that's not creepy door opened by itself
there he is
and she not recognize him
guess not
got the accent
hair all it's all snazzed up
all the cops are trying to figure out what that
address is in the house
he's dressed up like a maddador
supposed to be a prince
His aunt was his mom
Oh
Pretending to be his aunt
Well she was crazy right there
Breaking out the booze
The champagne
Oh
Uh oh
Dropped in a roofie
What happened to the friend
She just left
All right well I'll pick you up later
Break a leg and she took off
I'm all boozed up
The champagne
She does look like
Marilyn Monroe.
He's being all creepy and she's okay with it.
Well, she's been roofied, so.
Well, she only took one drink.
It doesn't work that fast.
Well, the boss's heart pills work fast.
Fast acting roofy.
Don't drink any of you.
Guys, gals, don't drink drinks you didn't open from strangers.
Yeah.
You're supposed to be doing what?
photo shoot?
Yep.
Keep a professional.
Make sure there's other people there.
Bring someone with you.
Why is there so much traffic?
Traffic?
I don't see anybody.
I don't see anyone on the
road.
Oh, there's a car.
Behind them.
Oh, now this.
They drove
past that truck twice.
Whoa.
Watch out.
Luckily those oil cans are right in the middle of the road
in that gas station.
It's kind of sped it.
up there like mad max
say what the hell's
happen seeing
he he
he must be spending
all this money
yeah you're right
he blew everything
just to impress this girl
guys gals
if you got money
don't blow it on
just trying to impress someone
have we all done it
I had no money to begin with
so I haven't
but I've known some people that have
I'm like my wife
she was the one with all the money
I didn't have shit
I'll still live it at home
luckily they figured out look at that big ass gun she's got bigger than her it's a dirty hairy gun
dirty harry's coming everyone with the nez files let us get through the death wish movies first
uh-oh calling him by name she's all drugged up she don't know what's going on broke out more drugs
here take this it's over are they romeo and juliette
yes that door doesn't go that door doesn't go that way look at the hinges oh oh shot him in the
knee ah he's done calling him out calling him by his name not c j he's a doctor he shouldn't
tell him he's out of his mind yeah he don't say that to him I don't know I don't know where they are but I'm sure
it's far away from the Chinese theater
well Maryland kind of
took off before the action
kicked off but she
still drugged up
here he comes he's just following her
stalking her like Jason
just walking.
Hey look they're driving how fast
and they're just walking
well they got the head start
oh he caught her
yeah it must been right around the corner on
from Hollywood Boulevard.
Yeah, she's all drugged up still.
He's like carrying her along.
That bullet wound must not hurt.
Co-miner's daughter.
I have to chip back at the Chinese theater.
There they come.
I like the music.
Well, it was a
Academy Award-winning movie.
Are these just tourists looking around?
Tourists that don't know they're in a movie.
Uh-uh.
There come the cops.
usually hell of cars on that street
must have filmed this like late
at night that little
darlings poster
on the one on the
those ushers were horrible
no they just run up in there
yeah
telling them the backup's coming
somebody else is drugged up too
what else is going on here
lady with fur coats on
it's like some kind of event
tuxedos
oh there's nobody in this theater
must have just started
just letting everyone in
uh-oh
how did he catch up
oh
he got a bullet in his knee
yeah and he's just hopping along after him
he said he was crazy
he lost it
Cody Jarrett
talking like James Cagney
I can make me look up with that movie
where's his backup
Cody Jarrett
see what that movie was called
White Heat
James Cagney came out in
1949
It must be the top of the world
Marlon
Ain't that the movie that
Tupac was watching and shoots
Yeah
Must be coming down from her drugs
To be like
They on stage or is it just
No it's just flat on the ground
Yeah
Where are you going
Why don't you follow them
They run behind the curtain
Come the rest of the coppers
Well look at police view
station wagon
I come to the SWAT guys
no one could be in position they just got there
yeah they just got out of station wagon
he's moving pretty well
just gotten shot in the knee
hell no you'd be in pain he'd still be laying in that place
where he got shot she's all drugged up
they made it to the roof the Chinese theater
they get all these barricades to keep everyone
back. Yeah, something must be going
on. There's spotlights, everything out there.
Is she
drugged up or is she going with this
now? Oh,
never mind.
That's like the third pilly gave her.
She'd be like
laying on the ground already.
She's just swallowing these pills too.
No water.
It looks like big pills
too. Nice little
set that they made. You can clearly
see those buildings are fake.
He's up on the roof of the Chinese theater.
Copsium now.
Luckily, there was spotlights there.
Snipers all pointing at him.
Rifles, M-16s.
You just look at her, man.
She's fucking hell-a-wasted.
He's really losing it now.
Oh, helicopters are here.
Too late now, man.
It's over with.
Pushes Marilyn down.
Helicopters shining lights on him.
sniper oh boom
taking an unauthorized shot
oh
got him on the right side in the chest
can't take cody jared alive
he's he's gone
opens the door
top of the world ma'am yep
you ever more pills
pushes her out the door
why is there a lock on the outside
for movie purposes
I don't think it really
looks like that up there
He's really lost it
He's got to climb up higher now
Shot from a rifle like that man
It came out of his back
That's high-powered sniper rifles
He's climbed way up there
That must be the set
I know he's not really
On top of that building
It's going back from the movie to
Is that white heat
Is that what I said?
movie was called. Yeah.
They see him now.
This guy's ready to shoot.
Yeah, this sniper's ready to go.
Trigger happy. He just
said if he points that gun, shoot him.
All these people watching
he takes a bow.
Didn't even point the gun. He just pointed
it up and they all shot him.
Still on top of the roof.
Yeah, they didn't give him a chance.
He was going to
do his James Cagney.
Uh-oh.
Still holding his gun.
I can shoot you some more.
Where's the comedy?
It's just that word scene.
See, that's why I say this is more dramatic.
Yeah, I looked it up.
It says horror, psychological comedy, you know, on Wikipedia and IMDV.
What about comedy?
He's back on his feet.
Standing on the edge.
I made it, Ma.
Well, a shot.
again. Top of the world
and then ah
good job stuntman
just to the
back flip
off the top of the
Chinese theater
oh no
stuntman looked like he kept rotating
yep landed on his feet
right in the airbag
credits rolling and shots of
his stuff on his wall
yeah inside his room
and that's
Star the 80s
And that's
Fade the Black
Boys and Girls
And it's just shots
Around his room
I guess I waited too long
Just went right to the next movie
Yeah, it's just shots of his room
Posters
Pictures
Movie props
Natsveratu poster
Popalong Cassie
His equipment
That's basically it
Yeah
It's a fade
black
1980
um
yeah i mean when i saw this film i've always
i've always enjoyed it
haven't seen it in a while i think the last time i saw is when
um mike and i did it
i'm lugging out of yours
so all right
but it was awesome everyone
yeah
um let me see
i believe this is now on 4
4k what killing me who's texting me oh it's me someone's signing in in your count
4k i'm not rebuying this yeah i'm fine with the vinegar syndrome yeah that's all i have
all right 28 bucks i'm like no was it that much was it that much
I got mine free
There was some contest
Vinegar Syndrome contest
For something I can't remember
I answered a question right and
They sent it to me
Like when it came out
Because I don't remember paying this much
But
But yeah
Fade the Black everyone
1980
It was
It was the first episode of
THR commentaries or I don't know what we're going to call it.
Call it that from now on.
Like I said,
Nez is going to pick the next one and we're not going to tell you what it is.
You'll just have to find out when the episode drops.
Yep.
So this is just going to be whenever we can do it.
It's don't expect it weekly, but we'll try to come back sooner than later.
We won't come back next year with episode two.
But all right, everyone, that's it.
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I don't know what goes on over there.
And it's just fun.
We got more stream fiends.
Is that what we're doing?
Stream fiends.
We got 1992.
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we got avengement
and we'll figure something out for wrestling
because we got a while for WrestleMania
yeah we do got a new
was it stream vines
action oh that would okay we got another action
returns coming everybody I'm sorry I
just lazy haven't put it together yet but we recorded it
so it should be out yeah hopefully
before you hear this but I don't know we'll see
either way.
Nez files coming with the Death Wish for the Crackdown.
Oh, the five was the faces of death or something like that.
Yeah, I don't know.
Yeah, we got more of that and everything else.
East Society, if you follow us on our Spotify feed,
we just did a run-through of Season 1 of the Hulu original Paradise.
warning
spoilers in that whole
episode
so if you
want to watch
if you want to listen
that episode
if unless you just don't care
go and watch that whole series
on Hulu
it was awesome
it was good because yeah
we ran through that whole thing
spoilers and all
so we got that over there
Mike and I are going to come out
with a list of
old school 80s video games Mike and I are our era of arcade of gaming like arcade games not
sit at home Atari type of games but yeah the episode's coming but yeah everything dealing
with the horror returns go to the horror returns.com and everything is there and hopefully
I will be there not sure if brother Lance or brother Phil will be there
uh for a texas friday which is coming in may but we'll see everyone but uh all right that is it for
tonight it is late and i got to go to bed so uh everyone just be safe out there and come back for more
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