The Horror Returns - THR "Commentaries" - Episode #1: Fade To Black (1980)

Episode Date: March 29, 2025

Welcome to a new Horror Returns spinoff show with your hosts Brian and Nez. Each episode Brian and Nez will do a commentary through any film of their choosing. Oh and sorry there's no name for the sho...w yet!  This episode they rundown the 1980 Horror/Comedy FADE TO BLACK. Eric Binford is a lonely movie-buff who struggles to find his place in the world. The rejection by a Marilyn Monroe lookalike, who embodies his obsession, sends him on a killing spree during which he transforms himself into classic film characters. The Horror Returns Website: https://thehorrorreturns.com THR Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thehorrorreturns/ Join THR Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1056143707851246 THR X: https://twitter.com/horror_returns?s=21&t=XKcrrOBZ7mzjwJY0ZJWrGA THR Instagram: https://instagram.com/thehorrorreturns?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= THR Threads: https://www.threads.net/@thehorrorreturns?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ== THR YouTube Channel: https://youtube.com/@thehorrorreturnspodcast3277 THR Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thehorrorreturns THR TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/the-horror-returns SK8ER Nez Podcast Network: https://www.podbean.com/pu/pbblog-p3n57-c4166 E Society Spotify For Podcasters: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/esoc

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Twinkle, Twinkle, movie star. Eric knows just where you are. Try to run, try to hide. You won't get out of this alive. Dennis Christopher in. Fade to Black. Rated R. Fade to Black now playing at a theater near you.
Starting point is 00:00:37 Welcome, everybody, to a brand new show to the Horror Returns Network. It doesn't have a name yet. We just came up with this idea seconds ago. I'm your host, Brian, with me. As always, my brother, Niz. What's up, man?
Starting point is 00:00:55 What's the cold on? Yeah, everyone. You know how me and Brian do it. We just hit record and go. And we come up with gold. But before we dive into it, did you watch Raw?
Starting point is 00:01:11 I watched segments of it. What do you think of? El Grande Americano. I didn't see that portion. I heard the controversy on the little video thing they set up introducing him. I wasn't.
Starting point is 00:01:32 I wasn't paying attention to it at first because my grandsons were still awake and I just thought it was something that was showing. I need to go back and watch it again. Yeah, from what I understand, I guess his match was a hit. Oh, yeah, it was a good match.
Starting point is 00:01:51 It was just a video package introducing him. I guess some people thought it was offensive to Mexican heritage and Luchador heritage. Well, I was thinking I didn't even watch. Well, I wasn't really paying attention to it. We'll have to rewatch it again. But, I mean, I
Starting point is 00:02:09 was thinking I was like, what do other luchadors think? Real luchadors. Well, they need to talk to Dirty Dom. He's the one that hooked up, Chad G. We all know that's Chad, that's Shorty G.
Starting point is 00:02:27 No, he is on a sabbatical, they said. Oh. So, El Grande Americano is someone totally different. Oh, bad. It was a good match, So, I mean, it was cool. So you get well.
Starting point is 00:02:45 Shorty G. Chad Cable. But yeah, do watch the match, man. It was pretty good. There was some stuff at the end. I'm like, whoa, what are we doing here? So I'll have to do a match rewatch for wrestling returns. How do you feel about Rhea getting the title shot with EO?
Starting point is 00:03:09 right before WrestleMania you think they just threw the belt on EO for a couple weeks I think so I mean I don't know man I don't know what's happening what's going on this WrestleMania seems
Starting point is 00:03:27 unplanned yeah because what are they doing with Jay if Sina and Cody are going to go at it And we know we're getting the triple threat with punk Roman reigns and Seth Gonna have to be a co-main event one of those nights I don't know It looks like I'm just going
Starting point is 00:03:49 I'm gonna try to go Sunday I don't know we'll see but Tickets are pricey I'll be way up at the top I need to talk to my buddy Yeah I need to talk to my buddy and I mean it's not the ticket it's just well where are we going to stay
Starting point is 00:04:09 I don't want to bug I have friends that live down there but I don't want to hey I'm coming down just to stay your house yeah and that's it I mean one of my friends one of my best friends in the world man I love her to death but if I see her I want to spend time and hang out with I haven't seen her in years I just don't want to call her up one day hey I'm coming down
Starting point is 00:04:31 and I'll spend a night at your house while I go to WrestleMania because she went to WrestleMania with me when it was at that bitch-ass 49ers stadium. And she had a good time, so I don't want to, yeah, I'm going to WrestleMania, but without you. So I don't want to be that friend. She would understand, but I would want to spend time with her.
Starting point is 00:04:54 I just don't want to go, I'm awake. All right, see you later, and bail. So I don't know. We'll figure out. You'll talk to my buddy and see. Or my cousin's cousin. I guess he's family, but I need to get a hold of him and see where he's staying. If he said, yeah, man, come crash on my floor, I don't care.
Starting point is 00:05:14 I'll bring an air mattress and just hit the floor because I don't know who's going with him. I need to get a hold of him and everything. So, but I don't know. We'll see because if I go, I want to stay there until they throw us out. Because when we went to SummerSlam, my buddy, we were like, well, let's just leave early. and then we can get on that last flight. And then when we were in line to go through security, some guy went, oh, man, I was just that SummerSlam.
Starting point is 00:05:45 Did you see what happened at the end? We're like, what happened? It was when Brock Lesnar came back. I was like, ah. So while we were sitting there waiting for the, our plane was late too. But I was like, dude, if we didn't leave, our plane wouldn't have been late and we would have missed it.
Starting point is 00:05:59 So we got on that last plane back to Reno. But it was still fun to be at SummerSlam. So, but right now it seems like it's just going to be the first night. And it looks like that's when Punk and Roman and Seth Rollins are going to go at it. That's the main match I want to see. But we'll see. I don't know yet. Well, you got to see when Sina takes the belt to complete the ultimate heel turn.
Starting point is 00:06:29 I still have a feeling. He's going to, he's just pulling the wool over our eyes. and hey, I was a good guy all the time. This is what I wanted to do. Now I'm out of here. I don't know. We'll see how that goes. I mean, I'm excited for all that, but I may only want to see punk and the YTC and Rallons go out of it.
Starting point is 00:06:50 Because they've been beating hell out of each other and talking hell of shit the past few weeks. I guess there was there Glasgow yesterday and they're going to be in a lunch. next Monday yeah so all right well that's enough wrestling everyone we'll uh we'll do more later with wrestling returns but let everyone know what we're doing
Starting point is 00:07:16 we are apparently going to start a new show where we do horror commentaries horror movie commentaries and I figured I just came up with this right now I figure we do this stream fiend style where we alternate where I pick one and Nez picks one.
Starting point is 00:07:38 Oh man, you can put me on the spot. Let me see. I've been thinking about one. We're going to do it like that, but unlike stream fiends, we're not going to let you know what the movie is. No, I was going to see. I was thinking because it's one horror show. I won't say what it is because I'll give it away.
Starting point is 00:07:57 I don't know if we've ever done it. And we can talk about it afterwards. yeah uh i guess trusty toby but unless you have the blu-ray or mgm plus might depending on what it is yeah i don't know well we'll talk about it all right later but tonight we are here to do a commentary on the 1980 horror comedy fade to black that's what Google's telling me let's see synopsis
Starting point is 00:08:40 Aaron Benford is a lonely movie buff who struggles to find his place in the world the rejection by a Marilyn Monroe lookalike who embodies his obsession sends him on a killing spree during which he transforms
Starting point is 00:08:56 himself in the classic film characters all right that was Google I am D be a shy, a shy, lonely film buff embarks on it, killing spree against those who browbeat and betray him. I don't know what browbeat means. All the while stalking his idol, a Marilyn Monroe look like.
Starting point is 00:09:22 This is written and directed by Vernon Zimmerman. This star is Dennis Christopher, Tim Thomerson, Gwen Guilford, Let's see, who else we got? Norman Burton, Linda Carriage, Carriage, Morgan Paul, James Luisi, E. Brent, John Steedman, Marcy Barkand, and Mickey Roark. Very young, Mickey Roark.
Starting point is 00:09:59 Peter Horton, isn't that that guy from that volleyball movie? The pony boy? I think so. I don't remember who. I just remember Mickey Roark in this. I don't remember anyone out. Well, Tim Thomerson, of course.
Starting point is 00:10:24 That's mainly the cast. You want to say when the first time you checked this out before we get started? Peter Horton, was that the guy in 30-something? Yeah, that was him. And he was
Starting point is 00:10:39 wasn't he and children of the corn? Yeah Okay, yeah Well, the first time I saw this I saw Almost a whole movie I might have missed the first 20 minutes
Starting point is 00:10:59 When it was in the theater I remember seeing the The TV spot for it And kind of being creepy They didn't really show anything It was just um if you're looking at the the poster of the film um what the hell's his name he was inside out with pony boy eric binford he it's um a picture of him he's half his face is dracula his hands of the
Starting point is 00:11:38 mummy and his other hands i don't know what it is holding the coke and uh and some popcorn And it just starts talking about Eric Benford. Eric Benford lives for the movie. Sometimes he kills for them too and fade to black. I remember seeing that. And then the theater around the corner from my house had the poster. And I was like, oh, this looks cool. Look, I mean, I didn't know much about it.
Starting point is 00:12:03 Just a little TV spot that they showed. And then I don't know. I went to go see something else. And fade to back. Black was playing in the next theater upstairs. So I walked upstairs and I might have missed the first 20 minutes of the movie and I just watched it all the way to the end And I remember like Ready to be scared
Starting point is 00:12:24 But I don't think I was Maybe because it had the comedy I don't know I thought it was more of a dramatic Type of film Did you get the vinegar syndrome Um yes I do I have that yeah I do too I have I got um had a bootleg a DVD copy of it first uh it was um a VHS rip it's like super grainy and really dark and there's track marks on it every now and then
Starting point is 00:13:05 I was like man weak but hey it was a movie that I wanted and then finally came out of Blu-ray, so I picked that one up. But yeah. But this film, I mean, I've always enjoyed it. I know Mike and I talked about it for 31 Days of Horror a few years ago. But yeah, I've always enjoyed this film.
Starting point is 00:13:29 I always liked what was going on. I was a fan of what's his nuts. Dennis Christopher, I liked him in a bunch of things. He was also in It, if you guys remember that. the original one not the newer one and Tim Thomerson he's awesome and everything that's um
Starting point is 00:13:50 doll man uh he was also in Metal Storm the destruction of jarrison but my favorite movie that he did was um that movie was the rest of Stallone and dolly parton rhinestone I know a lot I know a lot of people don't like Stallone's comedy that movie was hell of buddy I love that movie yeah there's a bunch of uh that guy and that gal uh people in this and yeah mickey roared i didn't know who mickey roark was back then uh later on i got to know mickey roark but even watching it now this is the the very very young micky roark before he looks how he looks now but to each his own if that's what you want to do with your life but according to him he had to do it because of his boxing. Well, that was a reason. I mean, okay. I mean,
Starting point is 00:14:48 it kind of felt like he quit boxing a long time before he was acting. I don't know, maybe some after effect. It worked good with his, what was he in the wrestler? Randy the Ram. Yeah. It worked fine with that, him trying to still stay young. why to do that one at some point yeah that movie was good i i saw that one only because it was uh dealing with wrestling but it was nominated for best picture that year it came out so i remember sitting in a theater watching that pack theater um sitting there trying to hold the tears back especially at the end before he came off the top ropes the spoiler lord you guys haven't seen it but yeah fade to black
Starting point is 00:15:43 Let's do this. All right. You ready? Yep. Three, two, one, go. What we got? They did 18. American cinema.
Starting point is 00:16:04 Are they still around? I don't think so. See, I mean, I like his character in this. Him just really loving old films. I love old films, too. You can even say, for you young listeners, the movies that I grew up in the 80s and 70s I was probably old to you guys
Starting point is 00:16:30 but it wasn't that long ago All right Dennis Christopher Tim Thomerson Gwen Guilford The screen's black Norman Burton And introducing Linda Kiridge Morgan Paul's special appearance by
Starting point is 00:16:53 James Louise Eve Brent assy ashy or whatever John Stedham Marcy Bark and Mickey Rourke Peter Horton Ben Chambers and Melinda Lee watching one of those old gangster movies
Starting point is 00:17:17 We got little ass TV I had one of those I think everybody Our age had one of those at one point I was spending a night at Mike's house one time And we watched Fantasim It came on like late at night so we had to keep it low
Starting point is 00:17:39 so nobody his parents couldn't hear us watching it and we sat there and watched it on that little ass TV black and white TV screen oh these kids nowadays they got tablets phones everything they didn't know the struggle
Starting point is 00:17:56 back then this guy Brentford he's just old school movie buff it's got old movie posters on his wall. Was this his aunt who's living with him? She's in a wheelchair. I'm rolling
Starting point is 00:18:15 in. I picked this because the last time I seen it is when you and Mike reviewed it years ago. I was going to say a long time ago. Directed by Vern Zimmerman. She's familiar. Is that a reference to him jerking it or something? Yes. Why does he got that little ass TV and a big TV right there. So he can watch multiple
Starting point is 00:18:56 movies at a time. That was probably his editing station. Oh, his aunt was somebody back in the day. And in this story.
Starting point is 00:19:17 He's got James Cagney and Humphrey Bogart and old Nostpharet poster. Even a picture of Mel Street. Got some horror stuff now. Were you ever a smoker, like a cigarette smoker?
Starting point is 00:19:33 No. I was when I was younger. Couldn't do it. Saw my dad started having complications. I was just like, no, can't do it. Teen years, early 20s. Then I just, eh, got sick of it. It's lucky I didn't do it.
Starting point is 00:19:55 Everybody around me smoked cigarettes. Yeah. I remember Mike's parents were smokers. we used to steal their cigarettes they're bent and hedges and he goes smoke in the backyard he's got that cool Spider-Man head
Starting point is 00:20:16 oh I just realized his his mummy costume we'll get back to that later is this the horror section of his wrong I guess aunt just talking shit the best way to get the experience of this episode everyone is turn the movie on
Starting point is 00:20:44 listen to us as we're going along so you can see what's on also on the screen see this is what made me mad she's just mean to him like his parents are alive so he had to go live with his aunt see not the tapes
Starting point is 00:21:20 old school the hs tapes you can see just how messed up he is because of her I like that right there just cut to a scene from old school movie.
Starting point is 00:21:42 Yeah. Smoking at the breakfast table. Ashes falling everywhere. Smoking and eating. Ugh. Still somewhat respectable to his arm. Yeah. She's
Starting point is 00:22:09 all dolled up, but still in her. See, how much he watches movies, got all this knowledge. That would come in handy one day. We needed someone like that when we was in Texas Frightmare
Starting point is 00:22:35 that one year we got destroyed in a trivia tournament I wonder where all this old movie stuff is I mean not just this but movies in general film actual film because film gets old
Starting point is 00:22:52 it doesn't stay crisping fresh as it did yeah it's sad when you hear stories like the event horizon final cut it was not when they found it it was not properly stored
Starting point is 00:23:09 and basically the film was unusable we used to get a lot of these containers um and ship them on the airplane they went to like army bases and stuff like that and I would read them what they were and they were like real
Starting point is 00:23:26 like at the time sometime in the 90s like new movies I was like man like they in these containers and those things are heavy so he's got that sweet tourist trap lover love it or hate it that type of movie
Starting point is 00:23:51 it's a cool poster though yeah Halloween I can't tell what that third one is see this guy he's so just everyone's mean to him yeah see his boss just yelling at him
Starting point is 00:24:17 for not it works for some damn gas was you lost the petty cash got gas was right like less than a dollar back then yeah it's like all these people that are mean to him
Starting point is 00:24:59 he just goes after boss too busy yelling he's got heart issues got to take his pills those pills really work like that in the movies I don't know every time I see someone take him in the movies, they seem to work instantly.
Starting point is 00:25:20 Yeah, I don't know if those work like that. This police station was the police station and um, assault on, there's a precinct 13. The John Carpenter one. We need to do that one. Yeah, that one's down in the Venice.
Starting point is 00:25:37 Tim Thomas in his fresh mustache. I had to buy that steel book for double the price. I was out of print and I wanted it. So I just said, F it. and drop the money. But still wood.
Starting point is 00:26:07 Is he a cop? I don't remember. I haven't said this movie in a while. His name is Dr. Jerry Marty. He probably said that wrong. He's a doctor or teacher or something. I remember her in an episode of,
Starting point is 00:26:28 I think that's her, Fantasy Island, the old school Fantasy Island. Is this Gwen Guilford? I think so. Is it? Officer Anne Ocean Bull? I guess that is her.
Starting point is 00:26:45 Is she in Fantasy Island? She looked familiar. She was in Master's the Universe. Oh, she was Courtney Cox's mom. And Masters of the Universe? Yeah, the scene where she sees her in the alleyway and then she turns into Evil Inn. I'm going to have to rewatch that one.
Starting point is 00:27:14 I've seen it. I love that movie. I haven't seen it in a while, though. We might have to change this to every now and do non-horror commentaries because we might have to do a mess as the universe commentary. I love that movie, though. I was looking at her film, I was in a fan of yelling. I must be thinking of someone else. They just give him his own little office.
Starting point is 00:27:49 That's how it works. In the attic. There's always an office and attic. Either that or in the basement. Filled with files and all kinds of shit that nobody ever looks at. Damn, she's just throwing it at him too. That mustache. Mine isn't that cool.
Starting point is 00:28:12 I shaved mine off and everybody flipped out. I don't like it. Damn, excuse me. That 80s hair. Oh, got blonde. with the lipstick you gotta get all dolled up to go jogging got the full mask on
Starting point is 00:28:33 eyeliner blush red lips even a friend almost this is um what's her name the blonde girl um is just a Maryland Monroe lookalike
Starting point is 00:28:52 yeah Linda Curidge. She plays Marilyn O'Connor in this. It's old school. Here comes Mickey. There he is in the red. I just watched that movie. Like, within the last couple years.
Starting point is 00:29:33 My wife wanted to watch all these old movies. I ain't seen a Humphrey Bogart since I was with my dad. I think I watched my art class when I was a senior. But that was 30 years ago, 40 years ago, I don't know. So was he a boxer before this? I think there was a time period when he was a boxer while he started acting, I think.
Starting point is 00:30:12 I'm not 100% sure. I've been after this because he's still a pretty boy right here. Throwing trivia at each other. Another betting. So I know movies, but not these super old Humphrey Bogart. Maltese falcon type of movies. My brain freezes up during trivia questions.
Starting point is 00:30:44 We had a Planet Hollywood game. It was so fun. I don't know what I did with it. Had a little planet Earth and it was like a timer. You flipped the card over, read the question, and if you knew the answer, you'd say the answer. No, you'd hit the little timer
Starting point is 00:31:01 to stop it, then give the answer. It was a fun little game. I can't. I don't know what I did with it. See, those movie thing, those movie container, film containers, those things are fucking heavy. That's why they got Mickey Rourke lifting them. Old school Vesfa. It must be the CFS, whatever they're, them.
Starting point is 00:31:29 I'm sorry, everyone. My allergies are bugging me, so if you hear me sniffling, that's why. It is about to be that season. Old school. I like these little diners that have those little juke boxes. We had one up here. Somebody opened like an old school. Like 50 style diner.
Starting point is 00:31:59 Yeah. There was one couple blocks when I started first seeing my wife from her house. We used to go there and have lunch. I would just play old four seasons or Dion and the Belmont's type of stuff. She's checking out Maryland. He's in oh, fantasizing immediately. She does look like Marilyn Monroe. That's got to be a record time.
Starting point is 00:32:30 He's whipped already. Yeah. It's probably rock hard. Don't even know her name. Yeah. Well, she's Maryland to him right now. I've never seen a Maryland Monroe movie, just clips. I've seen movies, but I want to check out that one with, well, what's her name that played Maryland?
Starting point is 00:32:51 Anna DeArmis Oh The girl from the ballerina John Wick movie that's coming out Because I just don't see her as Maryland And I was always curious about that movie He's in love. He's at sitting at the counter
Starting point is 00:33:10 She was in a booth He's scooting down now Yeah Making it all obvious Look at him See they see him She kind of reminds me of Not exactly
Starting point is 00:33:32 but a young Deborah Harry. She looks like, what's her name from Violet from Friday 13th Part 5? Shout out to Happy Horror Time. Man, they went to a screening for Friday 13th Part 5, a new beginning down in L.A. area. I need to figure out when those type of things happen down there. I need to figure out why nothing like that ever happens up here That's what I was thinking if I ever like one like the powerball or something Depending on how much money I had I would
Starting point is 00:34:21 I wouldn't buy a theater But I would like yeah creature I would like rent a theater out and show Old movies like that movies that I like Creature in the Black Lagoon For those of you that don't know Creature is my favorite Universal Monster
Starting point is 00:34:45 See if he was a true film buff This would be turning him off All her wrong answers Yeah He don't care He just sees her beauty Oh this bitch Nobody talking to you
Starting point is 00:34:59 Yeah Look at that flat-ass hamburger It looked like it's just all bud I remember the first time I saw a creature I saw in 3D in the movie theater Nice Oh see Well, these
Starting point is 00:35:28 These were trusting days back in, what was this, 80 when this came out? Yeah. Probably 79, 78 when they made this. She's throwing it at him too. Wanting a ride on the Vespa. But you were her friends like, are you nuts?
Starting point is 00:35:55 I wonder if this little diner is still there. I mean, usually stuff like that, especially down L.A., like last. like we'll stick around. It was old school. No helmets in California. Can't do that no more. You went to three movies every day
Starting point is 00:36:16 for a year. That's dedication. I wish. I think I think the only times I did that was when I was little, when I was a teen younger and then when I was a teen go to a movie theater, pay to see one, and see everything that was playing.
Starting point is 00:36:38 I remember them theater, days. Yeah. Like now I feel like I mean, I've done it, but I'm like scared, especially with the assigned seating now. Because all I got to do is look and see how many people are in there. And then walk in and count and someone's, and they know what's, if you just sit in some random seed, they know what seed is taken. So.
Starting point is 00:37:07 the last movie I theater hopped was your least favorite Friday the 13th movie that was a long time ago yeah I did it a couple times but the one that sticks out the most they brought back Phantom Menace they brought it back
Starting point is 00:37:35 I think it was when it was in 3D and I took my two youngest sons Kyle and Eric to see it and then when we were leaving as we were walking we're gonna walk out one of the side doors I looked at the theater the last theater by the exit and it was that movie Chronicle yeah that was playing and it was just started so I said come let's walk in here and watch this I didn't know if they would like it and we just sat in there and they were like Eric was all scared he's like someone gonna come in
Starting point is 00:38:12 and kick us out. I said, just sit there and be quiet. Yeah, watch Dane Dahan. Yeah. And that's his boy. And Kyle was like, are we going to watch the whole movie? I said, yeah, just sit here and watch the movie. It was during the previews and they were all excited. It was nice to do this all the time when I was a kid.
Starting point is 00:38:36 Dog man with his harmonica skills. Let's see, look at her. Life is just one damn thing after another. on this chalkboard. Oh, I think that's the truth. She's coming around. Still throwing it at him. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:38:58 Well, that was fast. And it went by the ocean. A little spot. Well, it was a doctor, isn't he? Got a box of ritz crackers in bed. A bottle of champagne. And the remote. What was going on under there?
Starting point is 00:39:19 I wonder if this was the area where the fire were because all those a lot of those houses along the coast are gone and I'm sure that little apartment or a little house or whatever it was either owned it or well it probably wasn't that expensive
Starting point is 00:39:43 back then or a little house like that probably got like $10 million or something like that I don't know something about Tim Thomerson's face just just now reminded me remember that character he played and who's Harry Crum yeah
Starting point is 00:40:02 a tennis instructor his little scumbag in that one. I love that movie. Rest and peace, John Candy. The movie I've been wanting to watch is armed and dangerous.
Starting point is 00:40:16 Oh, I love that one. John Candy and Eugene Levy, that movie's hell of buddy. My favorite part is when they were in that partial. Yeah. And those two guys in the leather.
Starting point is 00:40:33 Eugene Levy was in the little porn room booth. And he was looking at him and waving his tongue at him. And they went in there. They got beat up and they took their clothes. Yeah. Who else is in a? Rest and peace, Devo.
Starting point is 00:40:48 Yeah. I was back in the zoo stays. Damn. You got Ritz, champagne, big ass gun in bed. Whoa. Well, that was fast. It was like a second meeting. Next thing you know, he's at his house.
Starting point is 00:41:15 Okay, where does she work at? Roller rink? I think it's a roller skating shop where you can buy roller skates. That was big in the 80s. We had one of our roller rinks
Starting point is 00:41:36 closed down up here. Can you roller skate? Hell, no, I was a carpet skater. I love it. It was so fun. I might try when it was a couple skate. that was the best time.
Starting point is 00:41:55 Yeah, that's the only time. But other than that, I was carpet skater. Comes his hands. He's still in the bathroom, but it's all done up. Hair, everything. It's probably, like, routine for her since she used to be, like,
Starting point is 00:42:17 what she used to be, like, an actress or something. Yeah, I think so. Like, sometimes she's cool, and then then she comes in and starts in on him. almost almost kind of what do you call it bipolar I guess I'm looking around at all these posters
Starting point is 00:42:44 cool posters and Marilyn Monroe and John Wayne and that type of stuff in there and Carrie Grant and uh I can never remember that guy's name that top of the world ma someone's yelling Oh Mickey Rooney No that's not Mickey Rooney
Starting point is 00:43:02 Oh wait What about that? Um Damn it. It's not James Cagney, is it? No. I want to say, yeah. Top of the world, Ma.
Starting point is 00:43:22 What was that from? Someone's yelling it. Don't worry. We'll get it. Yeah, it was James Cagney. You're right. Okay. Don't ask me what movie. How do I get Mickey Rooney from? I'm looking at that stuff.
Starting point is 00:43:43 Like, who's got old pictures, black and white pictures like that? other walls as I look around the room here I got my not a living dead poster on the wall which is black and white and a picture of um Clint Eastwood and Will Samson and uh outlaw Josie Wales that's not black and white more like brown and white you guys have to see that he's trying to get it this is that one of those famous movie restaurants that they only use for movies
Starting point is 00:44:17 getting stood up. John Wayne watch? No, it was Hopal on Cassie, whatever that guy's name is. He dresses up like him later. Damn. As you can see, that's why we got destroyed in movie trivia.
Starting point is 00:44:40 That Ness wasn't with us. I was there, but I was watching something else. It was us and the Hail Ming boys. We thought we combined and we were going to do good, but no. So I figured, man, Rick, I figured he knew what he knows a lot.
Starting point is 00:45:01 You know what killed us? They asked like specific movies to the Saw franchise, and we were just all kind of like couldn't answer them because they felt, we felt like they all blended together. Especially those movies. I couldn't tell you. I think the only traps are, I remember. in the original and maybe one or two of the second one
Starting point is 00:45:26 what was all the lasers uh jigsaw yeah can't do this type of thing anymore people just riding the back of a truck throwing head people that looks like it was something that was just as they were filming and they just
Starting point is 00:45:49 drove by if they were in the movie what's the budget to this movie 1.8 million boxed off is 15 million Maryland remembers she was supposed to have the date with
Starting point is 00:46:06 Benford and he's still sitting at the movie theater waiting if you got wait more than an hour guys or gals just roll out it wasn't meant to be one movie's supposed to resent
Starting point is 00:46:23 with me you got 20 minutes gone. I waited two hours one time like a sucker. Co-miner's daughter. He goes, I'll be right back. Never came back. Oh, Miss Maker. I'm Robbie Benson. See, these were the days when movies theaters did this. Went all out with the marquee and everything. I don't do that anymore. Maybe in Hollywood they do, but
Starting point is 00:47:01 little hicktown out of living, nope. well she showed up like way late I think he's gone already oh she went to the restaurant he gone you fucked out he's lingered around
Starting point is 00:47:30 sorry bro well she attempted but as the audience we see it but he doesn't he's just lingering around still waiting on the verge of crying I'm to smoke some cigarettes hours of God by it I don't know if he does
Starting point is 00:48:23 talking to one of the ladies of the evening 10 bucks well maybe back then I guess not told him to get lost with his 10 bucks damn future victim yep they remember that face unless angels out there should have said oh angel
Starting point is 00:49:01 did we do that I think we did I think we did that one and a an angel. I think I don't remember. Still working on that spreadsheet. Any you super fans, you probably remember what we've done. It all blurs together. One day, me or Lance will complete
Starting point is 00:49:26 the spreadsheet we keep talking about. Because I know on the horror returns, we have done some movies multiple times. See, he's got a movie screen, or is that just a wall? but he's got a projector. I remember watching movies like that at school with a projector. You knew that.
Starting point is 00:49:54 Back in the old days before VCR, well, you got to probably know VCRs are. We walk in in the classroom and see the projector. Oh, we got a movie. But usually just something bullshit. That was a thing. You get excited as soon as you see the projector. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:10 But when VHS came around, we walked in, we see the monitor and the VHS player. Like, oh, wait, what are we going to watch? and then still something stupid watching some old school movie where I push push this lady down the stairs in her wheelchair getting inspired yeah his aunt is pounding on the door with her baton you don't open this door I'm me use the key so whatever you're doing put it away look at him now she comes mobbing into his room she got a baton yeah She about to do some chair leading or something?
Starting point is 00:50:53 Guess. She was hitting him with it earlier. Going off on him. Just stop it and rewind it. Oh, she didn't fuck up now. Hit his projector with a baton and knocked over. I'm surprised it was still pointing at the screen. And if those things break, it's not like you can just run down the street and get a part for it.
Starting point is 00:51:31 the films ruined the film breaks that's it it was all the buildup don't you hear the music yep she's talking shit about his room it's a disgrace he's getting riled up
Starting point is 00:51:53 uh oh we've got to go children of the corn two three uh oh walking up behind her Seeing that film it was watching when he pushes that lady down the stairs in her wheelchair. Uh-oh. Now he's going to do it.
Starting point is 00:52:19 Pushing his aunt. He acting like the character in the movie. Yeah. Puses her to the stairs and there she goes down the stairs. That wasn't as bad as it could have been. Oh, apparently broke her neck. She broke down most of those stairs. well it ain't like what's his name in friday thirteenth part two he took the machete into the face and then went down backwards
Starting point is 00:52:49 nobody heard this you know nobody heard and nobody cares yeah maybe like good she's dead probably figured she was yelling about something else again yeah eric he just he just snapped was already mad that girl stood him up but in her defense man she at least remembered and tried to show up, or she did show up, but he was gone. But he didn't know. Killed his aunt, pushed her down the stairs in her wheelchair. Like, how long did he, until he called the cops? My hand, it came, she was gone.
Starting point is 00:53:40 Found her at the bottom of the stairs. That was another movie he was in that I thought was pretty good. I think it was in the 90s. That's right. He was in Django. Who was he in? Django. He might have just been someone that was just there. What the hell was that movie call?
Starting point is 00:54:12 I remember it was like on, it was after it. I'm scrolling through. Doppelganger. That's what he was in. Is that the one with the, yeah, Drew Barrymore. Ooh, it's on Peacock. I don't think I've seen that one. Came out in 93.
Starting point is 00:54:36 I remember him now. I thought I was mainly watching it. Drew Barrymore when she was all nasty. Drew Barrymore, Leslie Hope. Yeah, Danny Trao, Sean Whalen. You ever seen them? I saw it once. It was on, I don't know, USA or TNT movie. I don't think I've ever heard this one. They're at the funeral for his aunt. And it's just him.
Starting point is 00:55:11 Dressed like a gangster. Yeah. Where did he get all his money from? I wanted to put her in Marilyn Monroe's crypt. Oh, she's just ashes. She had her cremated. I like his suit, the little zoot suit that he's wearing. Look at this pretty skittin in a little limo.
Starting point is 00:55:52 Yep. Yeah, where is he getting this money from? He just had to borrow money for gas. Yeah, to borrow a couple dollars. And this fool. mobbing in the the church limo it is a church limo
Starting point is 00:56:12 it's got a little cross on it yep he snapped I blame Maryland yeah man that big house probably like billion dollars he's doing the Murray Goldberg if anybody's seen the Goldberg
Starting point is 00:56:32 come on and take the pants off yep not the suit jacket just the pants it's just burning in all his aunt's books in the fireplace. And he's like, ooh.
Starting point is 00:56:50 Lucky strikes. No filters. Oh, damn. He threw a cigarette and his aunts earned. Hang about news clippings. Nobody questioned them about it all. No cops. No investigation.
Starting point is 00:57:13 Yeah, those chips are stale. That coke was probably stale. He didn't even open it. He just straight drink. it. Oh, my, um, friend was like that. Take one drink and then just
Starting point is 00:57:25 put it in the refrigerator. And I'm like, dude, he might as well just dump it. Got to the point he would buy those little small cans and do the exact same thing. Open and take one drink
Starting point is 00:57:38 and put it in the refrigerator. It's like the cop, is it? No, I don't think so. It's the male lady. Just showed up and still. He snapped. Changes his name, everything.
Starting point is 00:58:18 Well, she's a good, mail person. They changed everything. Changed the street. Street signs. Now he's in his room. He's hardcore. No filters in those
Starting point is 00:58:43 lucky strikes. He looks sweet right here. Half of his face looks like Dracula. I could never do like paint your face to make it look cool. You got the little
Starting point is 00:59:06 shadowing in there too. Yeah, look how that looks awesome. Yeah, so after he killed his hands, when he just went full wacko. He's at some screening with everyone else in costume and he's all done up. Like, oh, watch the Night of the Living Dead. The first horror movie ever seen in my life, boys and girls. See those little ass containers of popcorn he has?
Starting point is 00:59:45 I went to a screening of a sleepaway camp the other night. And that was considered a large. I was like, this is a large. It was only $3. But I was like, man, this little-ass container, so ain't no large. It was like smaller than a small at the regular theater. Those parts in Romero's movies, when the zombies are eating everyone, always made me feel sick.
Starting point is 01:00:15 And why did this little girl use that little trowel to kill her mom? Why don't she just push her away? Why'd she just lay there and let her do it? Me and my daughter are rewatching. Well, I'm rewatching. she's watching for her first time the walking dead from the beginning i was thinking about doing that just to try to catch up to everything yeah because i stopped at season seven i stopped right before it was after rick supposedly died and came back you should man it's it's it's so good
Starting point is 01:00:58 those early seasons where we've just finished season two and the walkers back then and the Early seasons was doing stuff that they don't do now. I haven't even tackled Daryl or that new show when they're in New York with Negan and what's Glenn's wife's name? Maggie or whatever. Yeah. I didn't even tell my daughter there was spinoff shows. Fear the Walking Dead. I fell off on that too.
Starting point is 01:01:30 Yeah, we're doing chronologically. We messed up. We started Walking Dead when we were supposed to start Fear of the Walking Dead. when we were supposed to start Fear of the Walking Dead so we're halfway through season two with that
Starting point is 01:01:43 Marilyn was she drunk oh yep ah she teased us we see as her back she moaning for oh she's drunk
Starting point is 01:02:00 seeing that someone's lurking around outside she's like day drinking the sun ain't even down she's having too much fun in that shower. It's like psycho. Well, there we go. There we go. Money shot.
Starting point is 01:02:30 Uh-oh. Someone's in her apartment. Camera guys enjoying it. His lens is all wet. She took a shower with her fully makeup on. Uh-oh, here it comes. It comes Eric dressed up as Dracula while she's
Starting point is 01:02:51 doing her thing in the shower. I don't know. I would know if somebody walked in the bathroom. Oh, hell yeah. drunk or not i would know oh it's like psycho what he had a pin one of those pins you dip into ink to write oh you know i only wanted your autograph and then you just i assume she didn't see him oh we're back to the working girl yeah lady of the night entrepreneur she's hearing something she must make a lot of money
Starting point is 01:03:54 look at this fancy car she must not have a pimp unless that's his car yeah Chris Philly Count Duku Darth Taranus He's just trying to get her Talking like Dracula
Starting point is 01:04:27 I like these old hammer Dracula's Those are the first ones I'd seen before The Bell Lagosi and all those guys Christopher Lee is my Dracula I need to get that neck of figure i think it's out already oh yeah that one's sweet speaking of nekka man they're getting me with those little uh ben cooper
Starting point is 01:04:57 figures little kids a little mask yeah i got i just got the i didn't know there was a i got creature from the black lagoon mike found it for me i couldn't find it anywhere but today in walmart i found the glow in the dark one my wife said don't you have this one i said not the glow in the dark one She just rolled her eyes. Uh-oh. Oh, ooh. She was running from him and tripped over some kids' toy and fell on to...
Starting point is 01:05:33 She fell onto the fence. Eric's just looking at him. Oh, yeah, right the neck. Yeah. Fell on the fence. A little small white picket fences with the little spikes on the top. Jammed in her neck. putting his fingerprints all over the place
Starting point is 01:05:55 uh-oh touch store blood he's gonna lick it oh he's dracula no one's around i'm sure she was screaming nobody cares in these neighborhoods is this the comedy he just licked the blood
Starting point is 01:06:18 for his his fingers now he's leaning in to bite her in the neck extra salty tastes like pennies. Yeah, now that you mention it, other than what's the name, Tim Thomason?
Starting point is 01:06:38 Yeah. Talk about I never fucked a cop before. That was the only comedic thing. No one on the streets and he just screaming yelled and dressed up as
Starting point is 01:06:53 Dracula and then just walks off. It's horror movie rules. Nobody ever around. Back at work. It's showing a newspaper ad or story about a Dracula killing someone. This is a Dracula poster on the wall. Whoa, that's an old school, dune buggy. The old school is a member Wonderbug.
Starting point is 01:07:36 That's what it looks like. The Sid and Marty Croft shows. Stiffing him on $40 bed. Yeah. Oh, man, should have socked him. Uh-oh. He wanted his money from Mickey Rourke. wasn't going to give it up. I can't hear you now, man. They're gone.
Starting point is 01:08:14 Already down the street. Yelling all these movie trivia. Adam, they're driving off. He's watching some old school. Hopalong Cassidy movie. I don't like these type of masks. Those ones are scary looking. At the boardwalk. Looking at Trivias, this is actress Gwen Guilford was pregnant during the production of gay birth.
Starting point is 01:09:09 after it ended. William Boyd played Hopalong Cassidy. She is the mother of Chris Pine. I had to look
Starting point is 01:09:24 up who Hopalon Cassidy was. That's crazy. Technically, Chris Pine's in this movie. See how cool you are. Shirt tucked in,
Starting point is 01:09:40 opened. I can never pull that off. I don't know where they are. Some boardwalk somewhere. Where is this supposed to take place? LA somewhere Where was it actually filmed
Starting point is 01:10:04 Some of it was filmed in Hollywood Because they're at the Chinese theater at the end Where'd they park Walking down this Smoky alley And here comes Hop on Cassidy Reach for the sky
Starting point is 01:10:28 I don't know if I saw that I'd turn the other way Oh hell yeah How'd have walked pulls out of his little six shooter sets it on the ground kicks it over to Mickey Roark Some ass is scary
Starting point is 01:11:05 Uh-oh, he's got a real one Yeah, run Yeah, the other guy said, I'm out Got Mickey Roark on his knees Uh-oh, he's about to Oh, realize it was Benford and blasted him up Took one to the chest
Starting point is 01:11:56 and nobody heard this telling you nez nobody cares in his neighborhood i guess in la la area no one cares nobody seems to be around yeah this busy ass boardwalk wherever they're at no one's around and he just walks right off into the
Starting point is 01:12:16 oh clearly nobody can hear anything in this alley it is buddy i'm sure you told the cops oh he's still running Oh, see. Why is Eric there? This buddy that was with Mickey Roar came out of the police station. Talking about their boss. He's got heart issues.
Starting point is 01:13:03 Why was he there? Did he give him a ride there? I think they were questioning his co-workers that last scene. His doom buggy's right there, so he didn't need a ride. Now the doctor and this little cop girlfriend trying to figure. See, like a police psychologist or something? I assume. Yeah, they did.
Starting point is 01:13:33 They questioned everybody at that job. See the chief of police, this guy? I've seen him in something. There's a lot of people in this. Jane is Luis, I think, is the captain. He was in the Rockford Files. He had a baseball career. See, it's always the higher-ups that don't believe everyone else
Starting point is 01:14:12 that has some kind of, not evidence, but theories on how to catch these fools and there's always the higher-ups. No, no, it's not them. Leave him alone. Oh, the captain. We reviewed a movie that he was in. Which one? He was sleazy cocaine sniffing Ferrari salesman in The Hidden. The Hidden. Did we do The Hidden too?
Starting point is 01:14:44 I think I don't know I think we were supposed to I know I watched it yeah I did too I don't it's not good I just remember we went down
Starting point is 01:14:56 the extra tunnel or a whole after the first one and second and third and that of those movies makes sense where's he going
Starting point is 01:15:09 some who's this guy some rich guy and a nice convertible just picking up hitchhikers he's probably some pervert that liked young guys
Starting point is 01:15:25 screenwriter producer ex actor no seat belts oh passing him something to smoke this is how funny things happen yeah you don't know what's in that and you don't know him don't smoke it
Starting point is 01:15:52 at least it looks better than that shit that Johnny was trying to roll up and that first karate kid when he was twisting in both hands. I don't know what he was doing. I remember watching something. He was like, I've never rolled that before.
Starting point is 01:16:15 They just told me to do my best. Those little rich kids, I always had weed. Wasn't good, but they always had it. He's just hogging it up. He's talking to this producer about an idea for a movie.
Starting point is 01:16:42 Drop them off somewhere. Yep. Get him high and kick him out he sounds kind of like what's his name stephen jeffreys uh the way he sounds and talks
Starting point is 01:17:07 he just dropped him off at work your aunt's not there anymore what you go back home talking to the urn maybe yeah i think so yeah oh he's got that uh Dracula poster the one with um franklin jella
Starting point is 01:17:36 have you seen that one yeah i like that one Mike's mom took us to see we went to see Jaws 2 in the theater and that Dracula movie was playing with it we came we didn't see the whole Dracula movie I think we saw like
Starting point is 01:18:00 the last 45 minutes of it it was back in the days when they did intermissions between movies because we walked in nothing was playing and then we sat down and then the movie started up and it was the end of Dracula.
Starting point is 01:18:19 I didn't actually see the whole movie until it came on TV. I think I have the yeah, I have the Blu-ray somewhere. The scream factory one. See, this kid was already
Starting point is 01:18:37 damaged by his lives in his parents and then his aunt just beating him with her baton and then Marilyn standing him up. Old school Polaroid. That man's Chinese theater.
Starting point is 01:18:56 I've never been inside there. I've been like where he's at when seeing all the handprints and footprints and the cement. But never been inside that place. Hollywood Walk Fame, which John Carpenter is finally getting one. Yeah, Mike was sending me. He wanted me to come down so I can go. It's a little aggressive there. I know.
Starting point is 01:19:32 I just went up to some stranger and started dropping now. knowledge on that. Yeah, but you didn't know this. He's just being a weirdo now. There's some little hot dog stand. And there, I mean, there is guys and gals like this that live down there in Hollywood and just have all this type of stuff. I remember I was skating down there and I was sitting at a bus stop. And there was this lady just telling me random stuff like this about the buildings around. Oh, that's where so-and-so used to live and da-da-da-da-da-da.
Starting point is 01:20:14 back in this I would just be nice and just sitting there listening then she kind of just stopped mid-sentence got up and walked away I was like okay bye real Superman Christopher Reeve rest of peace purchasing some pictures
Starting point is 01:20:30 some head shots I'm assuming watching Halloween wasn't on TV yet wasn't it not gonna make me look it up well how is it Halloween was what 78 So two years later Let me see
Starting point is 01:21:15 When did this movie come out? 80? Yeah, it came out October 17th, 1980 It first came Halloween first came on TV October 30th, 1981. Uh-oh.
Starting point is 01:21:46 Rubbing one out? Yeah. Thinking about Maryland. Aggressively. So he must have a print of Halloween. Something. Is he just daydreaming looking at the ceiling?
Starting point is 01:22:09 What? Is there a poster of Maryland on the ceiling? That's what I I think there's a poster up there. Got a picture over behind him. I'm surprised he doesn't have the old school porn on film
Starting point is 01:22:28 to watch on his movie projector. Yeah, Maryland all over the place and he apologized. well he feels bad afterwards don't feel bad doing it it's just afterwards
Starting point is 01:22:46 this isn't even his Vespah it's the job he's just mobbing around on it it's the place closed no one's there uh-oh arguing with his boss arguing now
Starting point is 01:23:34 damn the creature that would want to marry you it's like everyone that was mean to him he started killing That's why you gotta be nice to everyone You never know That's his Polaroid camera He's carrying around him That's his name Cody Jarrett now
Starting point is 01:24:07 I clean his locker out I want to go inside Get his posters Yeah this guy is snapped He's a completely other person now Yeah It's Cody Jarrett now Oh
Starting point is 01:24:45 Kicked over his Vespa He wanted to get his posters original prints and those things are expensive if you got an original one taking some more of those fast acting heart pills he needs it eating this big
Starting point is 01:25:04 old sandwich oh it's dark now oh someone's creeping around in the shop movie warehouse can hear him breathing bosses in there doing the books
Starting point is 01:25:27 randomly type of numbers well if you do it enough you know where the numbers are classic security guard that's way too old that guy's been in um Cheech and Chong movies I remember him
Starting point is 01:25:53 he was just some old man that was in him you see the trailer for the last one they got a new one coming yeah it's supposed to be their last movie It looks like a movie slash documentary. I'll see it. I mean, I've seen all the other ones. I know everyone loves Up and Smoke.
Starting point is 01:26:18 Well, up and smoke's funny, but I think Cheech and Chong's next movie was the funniest one. My opinion. You know the security guard went on break. Cheech and Chong is called Cheech and Chong's last movie. How dirty is this place? You got cobwebs in the doorways? What is this place exactly?
Starting point is 01:26:47 Do they supply theaters with movies? Yeah, they Okay I think it's just all older films I don't think they're like new Films like someone's Has these in a warehouse somewhere And
Starting point is 01:27:02 If you're old theater I don't need a copy of Wizard of Oz Call these guys And they ship it over to you It's like an archive Yeah Okay It wasn't it wouldn't be full of new stuff
Starting point is 01:27:22 He's hearing noises So he's walking through And that security guard go just took off oh didn't work his heart you better take one of those pills
Starting point is 01:27:39 oh see scared him I think he can help yeah and they just destroy this poster ah
Starting point is 01:27:55 some hand came tearing through the Halloween poster to mummy he had this costume hanging in in his room I mean the original mummy the universal one it's not even scary
Starting point is 01:28:22 well maybe it was back then but they just started production on that new mummy for the dark universe no it's what's the guy that did evil did rise uh
Starting point is 01:28:41 forgot the cronin uh he's he's doing it I'm surprised his heart didn't go out right here being scared some the mummy chasing you well his heart's okay he took a shot of that jack he really goes for it eric bifford with his characters
Starting point is 01:29:03 see he could have took why didn't he hit the mummy with that axe instead of hitting the metal door just one swoop boom hit him in the head got it up oh there goes the heart yep heart falling over get your pill too late oh he still got some fighting left to them that's over kicked the pills yeah
Starting point is 01:29:42 that's it oh mommy's laughing this was now there'd be surveillance cameras everywhere just scared him to death oh these are the days when they had TV stores or they sold just TVs
Starting point is 01:30:06 look at that big one right next to that projection I remember those $10,000 Yeah Um Buddy's mom's boyfriend had one I remember we went to his house
Starting point is 01:30:24 Oh that's the guy That he picked him up Stole his idea So you can't talk about your ideas It's a stranger's in Hollywood Look how cool he is Got the gold shirt open
Starting point is 01:30:53 Big gold rings Big giant gold gold gold medallion on his chain it's just lying about how he came off the idea oh how did they get a phone number that producer guy got a phone call see
Starting point is 01:31:36 Eric just called them oh no damn did him dirty just put your name on the list told him said I don't remember you can't trust no one in Hollywood Still your ideas and say what's theirs. How do you get through so fast?
Starting point is 01:32:18 Must be different back in the 80s. Yeah, you just need a person's name. Yep. Connects you right through. Oh, for those of you that are watching this and don't know. Back in the days, they used to have phone booths. No cell phones. Nope.
Starting point is 01:32:38 In a few years. In a few years, they'll be the big old block ones. The Zach Morris. sound like when he's starting to go nuts he just gets these flashbacks of old movies and he gets a uh-oh pulled up in a little gangster wagon where do you get this car i don't know it's hollywood man i'm sure just anywhere this kid's got like unlimited resources probably his aunt's car it's the alley oh he's
Starting point is 01:33:24 Getting his hair cut on his birthday. That producer guy. Uh-oh. Got the violin case with the Tommy gun. Yeah, where'd you get this? He got the gangster car, the gangster gun. Yeah, he's got cars, movie props, costumes. Look at that fool.
Starting point is 01:33:46 He had a cool shirt open. Well, this is coming out the 70s, so. Broad daylight. Nobody cares. Face ain't even covered. No mask. walks into this beauty parlor all these witnesses he thinks it's fake it's starting to shoot up the place told everyone to get out and I'll go running all these witnesses they see his face can't catch him this guy still thinks it's fake talking like uh James Cagney that shows you how much
Starting point is 01:35:11 this guy thinks of this thanks to Eric he doesn't even recognize him uh uh how much what bullets does that hold uh oh
Starting point is 01:35:30 who are you doesn't he would you remember him uh oh think he does remember now oh just guns him up no shooting it on as he spins around in the chair
Starting point is 01:36:02 all those witnesses and everyone just ran out. Nobody seems to recognize him anyways. That's how good his costumes are. It was different when he was painted up or the mummy and hop along Cassidy and rolled in nearby himself.
Starting point is 01:36:31 I forgot all about her. Or she bit. What was the last time we saw her when she was in the shower? Yeah. We're down to Dennis Beach walking around. You got to pop up behind the rack or something? Yeah, probably walking around following her. I haven't been down there forever. It's been years. Last time I went there, I just went straight to the skate park and then left.
Starting point is 01:37:10 Didn't even look around. Where's this? LA? In Venice. Venice Beach. Never been. Looks all nice here. It's all scummy now. I've been to San Francisco, Oakland. I was in Stockton for a couple days. Scummy in San Francisco, too. It's a hell of fucking cold in San Francisco. even in the summer
Starting point is 01:37:39 and we got stuck on traffic on the bridge always no matter what time of year uh oh cops are finally at bedford's house yeah Tim Thomson they know it was him because of that a bunch of questions he came up with
Starting point is 01:38:10 he's a doctor his questions that he came up with determine who was likely the suspect. Then they just leave. Don't even... It's from a movie. Greatest detective ever.
Starting point is 01:38:39 Wasn't she just like a flat foot in a uniform? Now she's a detective. Yeah. And all she's done is bang the doctor. Oh. He put up all those posters looking for
Starting point is 01:38:58 a Marilyn Monroe look-alike. So he set up some kind of audition thing. Obviously, he's spending all his Aids insurance money to do all this and to rent cars and buy Tommy guns and all that. Realistically, he wouldn't have got that insurance money that quick. Look at this.
Starting point is 01:39:21 He rented this place. Put his name on there. Everything. Damn, bring all this stuff in there, too. Full of photos on the wall, plants, desks and he went all out just to get her coming the cops
Starting point is 01:40:02 well mobbing around drinking beer eating hamburgers they took two bites out of that hamburger that's not creepy door opened by itself there he is and she not recognize him guess not got the accent
Starting point is 01:40:40 hair all it's all snazzed up all the cops are trying to figure out what that address is in the house he's dressed up like a maddador supposed to be a prince His aunt was his mom Oh Pretending to be his aunt
Starting point is 01:41:16 Well she was crazy right there Breaking out the booze The champagne Oh Uh oh Dropped in a roofie What happened to the friend She just left
Starting point is 01:41:35 All right well I'll pick you up later Break a leg and she took off I'm all boozed up The champagne She does look like Marilyn Monroe. He's being all creepy and she's okay with it. Well, she's been roofied, so.
Starting point is 01:42:18 Well, she only took one drink. It doesn't work that fast. Well, the boss's heart pills work fast. Fast acting roofy. Don't drink any of you. Guys, gals, don't drink drinks you didn't open from strangers. Yeah. You're supposed to be doing what?
Starting point is 01:42:40 photo shoot? Yep. Keep a professional. Make sure there's other people there. Bring someone with you. Why is there so much traffic? Traffic? I don't see anybody.
Starting point is 01:42:53 I don't see anyone on the road. Oh, there's a car. Behind them. Oh, now this. They drove past that truck twice. Whoa.
Starting point is 01:43:06 Watch out. Luckily those oil cans are right in the middle of the road in that gas station. It's kind of sped it. up there like mad max say what the hell's happen seeing he he
Starting point is 01:43:19 he must be spending all this money yeah you're right he blew everything just to impress this girl guys gals if you got money don't blow it on
Starting point is 01:43:31 just trying to impress someone have we all done it I had no money to begin with so I haven't but I've known some people that have I'm like my wife she was the one with all the money I didn't have shit
Starting point is 01:43:49 I'll still live it at home luckily they figured out look at that big ass gun she's got bigger than her it's a dirty hairy gun dirty harry's coming everyone with the nez files let us get through the death wish movies first uh-oh calling him by name she's all drugged up she don't know what's going on broke out more drugs here take this it's over are they romeo and juliette yes that door doesn't go that door doesn't go that way look at the hinges oh oh shot him in the knee ah he's done calling him out calling him by his name not c j he's a doctor he shouldn't tell him he's out of his mind yeah he don't say that to him I don't know I don't know where they are but I'm sure
Starting point is 01:45:17 it's far away from the Chinese theater well Maryland kind of took off before the action kicked off but she still drugged up here he comes he's just following her stalking her like Jason just walking.
Starting point is 01:45:36 Hey look they're driving how fast and they're just walking well they got the head start oh he caught her yeah it must been right around the corner on from Hollywood Boulevard. Yeah, she's all drugged up still. He's like carrying her along.
Starting point is 01:46:00 That bullet wound must not hurt. Co-miner's daughter. I have to chip back at the Chinese theater. There they come. I like the music. Well, it was a Academy Award-winning movie. Are these just tourists looking around?
Starting point is 01:46:36 Tourists that don't know they're in a movie. Uh-uh. There come the cops. usually hell of cars on that street must have filmed this like late at night that little darlings poster on the one on the
Starting point is 01:46:58 those ushers were horrible no they just run up in there yeah telling them the backup's coming somebody else is drugged up too what else is going on here lady with fur coats on it's like some kind of event
Starting point is 01:47:18 tuxedos oh there's nobody in this theater must have just started just letting everyone in uh-oh how did he catch up oh he got a bullet in his knee
Starting point is 01:47:33 yeah and he's just hopping along after him he said he was crazy he lost it Cody Jarrett talking like James Cagney I can make me look up with that movie where's his backup Cody Jarrett
Starting point is 01:48:07 see what that movie was called White Heat James Cagney came out in 1949 It must be the top of the world Marlon Ain't that the movie that Tupac was watching and shoots
Starting point is 01:48:30 Yeah Must be coming down from her drugs To be like They on stage or is it just No it's just flat on the ground Yeah Where are you going Why don't you follow them
Starting point is 01:48:53 They run behind the curtain Come the rest of the coppers Well look at police view station wagon I come to the SWAT guys no one could be in position they just got there yeah they just got out of station wagon he's moving pretty well
Starting point is 01:49:24 just gotten shot in the knee hell no you'd be in pain he'd still be laying in that place where he got shot she's all drugged up they made it to the roof the Chinese theater they get all these barricades to keep everyone back. Yeah, something must be going on. There's spotlights, everything out there. Is she
Starting point is 01:49:52 drugged up or is she going with this now? Oh, never mind. That's like the third pilly gave her. She'd be like laying on the ground already. She's just swallowing these pills too. No water.
Starting point is 01:50:11 It looks like big pills too. Nice little set that they made. You can clearly see those buildings are fake. He's up on the roof of the Chinese theater. Copsium now. Luckily, there was spotlights there. Snipers all pointing at him.
Starting point is 01:50:35 Rifles, M-16s. You just look at her, man. She's fucking hell-a-wasted. He's really losing it now. Oh, helicopters are here. Too late now, man. It's over with. Pushes Marilyn down.
Starting point is 01:51:12 Helicopters shining lights on him. sniper oh boom taking an unauthorized shot oh got him on the right side in the chest can't take cody jared alive he's he's gone opens the door
Starting point is 01:51:52 top of the world ma'am yep you ever more pills pushes her out the door why is there a lock on the outside for movie purposes I don't think it really looks like that up there He's really lost it
Starting point is 01:52:34 He's got to climb up higher now Shot from a rifle like that man It came out of his back That's high-powered sniper rifles He's climbed way up there That must be the set I know he's not really On top of that building
Starting point is 01:53:15 It's going back from the movie to Is that white heat Is that what I said? movie was called. Yeah. They see him now. This guy's ready to shoot. Yeah, this sniper's ready to go. Trigger happy. He just
Starting point is 01:53:44 said if he points that gun, shoot him. All these people watching he takes a bow. Didn't even point the gun. He just pointed it up and they all shot him. Still on top of the roof. Yeah, they didn't give him a chance. He was going to
Starting point is 01:54:12 do his James Cagney. Uh-oh. Still holding his gun. I can shoot you some more. Where's the comedy? It's just that word scene. See, that's why I say this is more dramatic. Yeah, I looked it up.
Starting point is 01:54:38 It says horror, psychological comedy, you know, on Wikipedia and IMDV. What about comedy? He's back on his feet. Standing on the edge. I made it, Ma. Well, a shot. again. Top of the world and then ah
Starting point is 01:55:08 good job stuntman just to the back flip off the top of the Chinese theater oh no stuntman looked like he kept rotating yep landed on his feet
Starting point is 01:55:25 right in the airbag credits rolling and shots of his stuff on his wall yeah inside his room and that's Star the 80s And that's Fade the Black
Starting point is 01:55:45 Boys and Girls And it's just shots Around his room I guess I waited too long Just went right to the next movie Yeah, it's just shots of his room Posters Pictures
Starting point is 01:55:59 Movie props Natsveratu poster Popalong Cassie His equipment That's basically it Yeah It's a fade black
Starting point is 01:56:14 1980 um yeah i mean when i saw this film i've always i've always enjoyed it haven't seen it in a while i think the last time i saw is when um mike and i did it i'm lugging out of yours so all right
Starting point is 01:56:36 but it was awesome everyone yeah um let me see i believe this is now on 4 4k what killing me who's texting me oh it's me someone's signing in in your count 4k i'm not rebuying this yeah i'm fine with the vinegar syndrome yeah that's all i have all right 28 bucks i'm like no was it that much was it that much I got mine free
Starting point is 01:57:24 There was some contest Vinegar Syndrome contest For something I can't remember I answered a question right and They sent it to me Like when it came out Because I don't remember paying this much But
Starting point is 01:57:44 But yeah Fade the Black everyone 1980 It was It was the first episode of THR commentaries or I don't know what we're going to call it. Call it that from now on. Like I said,
Starting point is 01:58:03 Nez is going to pick the next one and we're not going to tell you what it is. You'll just have to find out when the episode drops. Yep. So this is just going to be whenever we can do it. It's don't expect it weekly, but we'll try to come back sooner than later. We won't come back next year with episode two. But all right, everyone, that's it. For more stuff dealing with the horror returns network,
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Starting point is 01:58:55 We got 1992. action returns we got we got avengement and we'll figure something out for wrestling because we got a while for WrestleMania yeah we do got a new was it stream vines action oh that would okay we got another action
Starting point is 01:59:16 returns coming everybody I'm sorry I just lazy haven't put it together yet but we recorded it so it should be out yeah hopefully before you hear this but I don't know we'll see either way. Nez files coming with the Death Wish for the Crackdown. Oh, the five was the faces of death or something like that. Yeah, I don't know.
Starting point is 01:59:39 Yeah, we got more of that and everything else. East Society, if you follow us on our Spotify feed, we just did a run-through of Season 1 of the Hulu original Paradise. warning spoilers in that whole episode so if you want to watch
Starting point is 02:00:02 if you want to listen that episode if unless you just don't care go and watch that whole series on Hulu it was awesome it was good because yeah we ran through that whole thing
Starting point is 02:00:14 spoilers and all so we got that over there Mike and I are going to come out with a list of old school 80s video games Mike and I are our era of arcade of gaming like arcade games not sit at home Atari type of games but yeah the episode's coming but yeah everything dealing with the horror returns go to the horror returns.com and everything is there and hopefully I will be there not sure if brother Lance or brother Phil will be there
Starting point is 02:00:51 uh for a texas friday which is coming in may but we'll see everyone but uh all right that is it for tonight it is late and i got to go to bed so uh everyone just be safe out there and come back for more so until next time be safe and party on and be good to each other

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