The Horror Returns - THR - Ep. #262: Tremors (1990) & A Quiet Place Part II (2021)

Episode Date: May 30, 2021

Shhhh....we are back in the movie theater for good. It's the much anticipated A Quiet Place 2 and the classic Tremors. Cool of the week includes Friends (not a typo), Cobra Kai, Dune, and Bar Rescue (again, not a typo). Trailers this week are Old, False Positive, Escape Room Tournament of Champions, and Last Night in Soho. The podcast spotlight shines on HorrorGirlProblems. And we get feedback from Rodney Wilder, Jr., Matt Wood, Daeron Wilson, Demetries Lirelez, Steve Carleton, Kate Pollock, Lars from Denmark, Oliver Grumme, and Tommy Jensen. Thanks for listening!

Greetings, victims. For those of you who delight and dread, who fantasize about fear, who glorify go. Welcome. You have found the place where the horror returns. Listeners beware. This podcast contains major plot spoilers.

and the foulest of language. Join us in celebrating the old and the new, the best, and the worst in horror. Welcome back, one and all, to The Horror Returns, the greatest show on earth. I'm Lance, and with me as always, my co-hosts, Brian, Philip, and Kevin. How's it going, guys?

So? Good. tired. Living the dream. Yep. All right. Well, let's jump into Cool of the Week. We get probably going to talk a lot tonight about these two movies.

I got a lot to say about one in particular. Not the newer one either. So you guys ready for Cool of the Week? Let's do it. Who's jumping in first? I'll go because mine are awful all the time. And it's good this time, right? Please.

No, okay. So my real Cool of the Week is, probably the, uh, we've been watching a lot of friends because they had the reunion.

Fucking Philip brings friends. You friends make that ass show, man. Fuck you guys. It's great. Go back and watch it. It's very funny.

Um, also, uh, a couple of weeks ago, I had kind of forgotten about it. Um, there is a movie with Danny Trejo. Somebody help me out

what it's called. Badass? That's, uh, you'll be talking about like billion, like a very recent movie. No, no, no, no. Like a very recent one. It's, it's, it's, it's new. Oh, dead again in Tombstone,

the one that just came on Netflix? Yes. And we did watch that. It was about what you'd expect, but a good time. He's the star. He's the main star, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely. And if you look closely, you can tell

the, like, the way that they camera, they angle the cameras and stuff, that he is like four feet tall. Oh, he's super tiny. Yeah. So that's all I got this week. Okay, Naz. Oh, man. If you guys listen to the East Society, I had to do a show on it because I just couldn't control myself.

But shout out to brother Brian here. He sent me the teaser for Cobra Cod. Oh, okay, here we go. Oh, fuck, man, I'm ready. I mean, if you guys listen to that show, uh, cool thanks. But man, oh, fuck, I was naked, man, I was just, oh, I can't wait. Hey, I'm naked right now. Oh, wait.

Go back and listen to action returns when we did all, uh, all the karate kid films and uh, Cobra Kai as well, but. The way season three ended. With John Crease calling calling in for the big guns Terry Silver

from Karatee Kid 3 Oh And What's like What's his name, Brian? Something Griffith or Oh my gosh

Is it Ian? Yeah Ian Griffith I think Yeah what the hell was his name Let me pull it up really quick He's neither Terry Silver Or Valic

From VanCard Thomas Ian Griffith That's his name Okay, but isn't part three the one where the guy was like trying to put all the nuclear sludge somewhere? That's Terry Silver. That's Terry Silver. Okay, all right. Now the real pain begins.

Yep. He better bring Snake. Oh, snake. But again, shout out to Brian. He had said that this actor had retired. I heard you talking about that. And y'all said he came back just for this role or something, right? Brian sent you the article.

And we were saying that they probably threw that Netflix money at him and he said, all right, I'll do it. And back that truck up. Yeah, because the last thing he did was in 2007. They threw our Netflix money at him. Yeah, that's why I will. I don't mind the... Why would you not? I don't mind the price hike just for Terry Silver, man.

It's all right. but I can't wait, man. I don't know what they're going to do. I still want to know, are they going to bring in Mike Barnes? They need to. Are they going to bring Chosen from Japan and fly him over to California? And, oh, man, I can't wait. I don't know what they're going to do.

Just from season one, I had said they need to bring in Chosen, and they did. I said, now they need to bring in Terry Silver and Mike Barnes. Barnes. Right now, Terry Silver is a go. Mike Barnes, I don't know. I mean, I hope so. Or maybe they're going to save that for season five, but, oh, man, I can't wait. I mean, it's going to be a battle between Daniel and Terry Silver because of what he did to Daniel in the third film. So, yeah, I want to see that fight. And because I know Johnny is going to fight John Crease.

I don't care about the kids, but I just want to see the old men go at it. Who's going to fight Snake? Hawk can get him. Oh, one of the kids? Yeah. And I want what's his name to get his ass beat? The Asian guy, Kyler, whatever the hell. He's get beat up because his name's Kyler.

Yeah. Come on now. No, Hawk needs to beat his ass because he kept calling him Lip. Oh, yeah. He was calling what's his name, Ria? the main little kid, but I don't know, man, I'm ready. I don't know if we're going to get it at the end of this year or the beginning and next. If you can give me two seasons in 2021, I'm for it, man.

You can take another $5 from me just so I could see it. Dude, this show has got more fan service in it than anything else. And it is fantastic. Somebody takes some goddamn notes. Oh, man. Netflix has two good shows. Stranger Things and Cobra Kai now. Well, YouTube had it the first two seasons within, I don't know what happened over there.

But, man, I'm juiced. I couldn't stop watching that. Now he's all gray and now his hair is silver. Who? I can't wait. It's going to be bad ass. Watch it be the worst season ever. But anyway, I'm still, I'm still juiced.

I can't wait for it. just gotten better and better. Yeah, they got a winning formula, right? Yeah. Brian, you want. You have fans what they want. Holy shit, who would have thunk? You want to jump in, Brian, or you get a whole bunch of cover?

No, I only got two. Like, we were talking before we started recording, I had the week off, and I said it in my mind. I was going to just watch a whole bunch of new shit, and I only watched two things. And, eh, they were both. Eh. Uh-oh. First one is the retreat.

A retreat. Yeah. The basis of the story is this lesbian couple goes to like a kind of like a cabin for a retreat. It's like a pre-wedding function for their friends. And they get captured by some backwoods redneck type of guys, even though one of them was played by a, I can't think it was. named the guy that was Iceman in

the X-Men movies. Oh, I was like John Kilmer? Okay, yeah, that's what I thought. Yeah, it was one of those. One of those guys. He's got a twin brother, which one? One of them.

He didn't, I was trying to, he seemed kind of out of place especially that he was partnering up with another guy that really seemed like he lived in the backwoods. So it was kind of it was okay it was again nothing

you would see you haven't seen before you know somebody goes to a cabin and you know somebody's harassing them kidnapping you know trying to kill them uh there was mutant rednecks yeah there was that would have made it so much better

if they were mutants yes uh there was a couple oh they weren't mutants what's that there was a couple good kills one of them i really appreciated the practical effects and the gore. Okay.

But it wasn't enough to really just make me want to recommend this movie. I mean, if you watch it, it's not bad, but I wouldn't go out my way to seek it out. Is it anywhere? Sure.

Ah, okay. Damn it. Okay. That wasn't an ice... That was Aaron Ashmore. That's not Iceman. He was Jimmy Olson in Smallville. He was the lesser successful of Ashmore.

Yeah, he's the TV guy. He's the TV Ashmore. I cannot tell those guys apart. I met one of them. I couldn't tell you which one. I just called him Ashmore, and he went, hey, because I didn't know which one he was. Do you think if someone goes up to him,

I love you and X-Men, and it's the other one, do you think he just still takes credit for it? I'm sure it happens all the time. Probably. Okay, my second one is actually this is streaming on Shutter. Just came out Thursday, I think, Friday. And it's Skulled the Mask. Skull the Mask.

What a terrible name for a movie? It is kind of a ironic, weird name. I think it's a Spanish movie. Oh, okay. It looks like the title looks a lot, at least the way it's written, a lot more interesting than... Okay. I guess the translation.

This one's about a pre-Columbian god that is resurrected and goes on a sacrificial killing spree. And it sounds awesome. And it's kind of like an 80s throwback. It almost kind of gives me like a

if Robert Rodriguez kind of did a more serious grindhouse film. Hey, I'm in. I'm in. I don't care what else you say about this movie, dude. Shit was fucking boring. Oh, no. I can't even give it the cool of the week.

What are we giving the cool of the week stamp to, Brian? You're making it suck. I've been watching a lot of bar rescue. I like watching people get yelled at it. So you want to give it to bar rescue then? Oh, yeah. All right. What was your film?

Phil was yours friends? Yeah. His friends is pretty awesome, man. I'm telling you go back and watch. You will be amazed at how good. it is. I think you. Oh, man.

I forgot how good this show was. There you go. There you go, Lance. Put it in the notes. Bar rescue, Friends, COVID-Chi. Mine isn't horror either,

but it's closer to our subject than anything else. I guarantee you that. Fuck. You guys are killing me, man. Bar rescue and friends. Jesus.

Oh, man. All right. All right. So my cool of the week is definitely cool. And by the way, guys, I, Brian, you got to tell me about some of these bad movies you're watching because I'm going to have trouble with a bottom 10 this year. I'm, I don't know, man. I don't know if I'm just giddy from kind of being able to slowly get our way out of lockdown and shit.

But I'm loving everything this year. Fucking loving everything that I'm watching. But I'm going to talk about something I'm reading and I'm rereading the classic, early 1960 science fiction epic Dune Anybody familiar you with Dune? I've never read the book But I have a childhood fondness

Of the David Lynch movie Okay, I'm looking forward to the new movie I was going to ask if they're still doing the new one They're definitely still doing I think it's done, right? Yeah, yeah, it's I'll look at the release date here in a second but I just read they're still doing the theater

HBO Max thing with that one. Okay. Yeah. But that one, even though I said I'm not going to go watch a movie that I'm already paying for a streaming service that shows it, but Dune, because of my love for the original movie, I will be going to the theater.

I don't have any relation to that movie at all, but I totally will go see it in the theater. It sounds like it's going to be pretty epic. It also sounds like nobody's ever done, a movie quite right yet. Yeah, I enjoyed the first one, but they left out huge parts of the book. The rumor I'm hearing, you guys, can anybody back me up on this, that this movie is supposed to only cover the first half of the book?

Yeah, they were planning on multiple movies. Okay, that's good. That's good, and there's a shitload of books, so hopefully it's a good, like, two and a half hour long, like, chalk-full movie that gets you halfway through the book. and then there's another, you know, two and a half, three hour movie to, to wrap it up, because I am loving this book. I can't put it down. Like, every time I've got free time, I'm picking it up, and it's like a 700-page book.

So it's like a, I think it's, they say it takes 24 hours to do the audiobook. And what's cool, what's cool about this reading? Because I've read it in high school. I haven't read it since, but I'm picturing all the new cast. and I would say whoever did casting for this new movie is a genius. I can see every single person perfectly being this character that I'm reading about in the book, especially Jason Mamoa and Oscar Isaac.

I think they're going to just fucking totally stand out. I think Timothy Chalame is perfect because he's an older guy, but he looks much younger than he really is. Yeah, he's new Willy Wonka. Is he? Yeah, they're doing a origin. dark kind of take on Willy Wonka, which I'm kind of into

because there was some frightening stuff as a child watching that movie. Do we really need to know the origin of Willy Wonka, or is it scarier to not know? I kind of want to, man. I know. Like, I sort of want to, but I feel like it's going to backfire. Well, as long as it's nothing like the Johnny Depp one,

we'll be okay. Yeah, though, the only character that I don't think is right for the part or the only actor I don't think is right for the character is Josh Brolin He plays Gurney Halleck Which is the character that How dare you

Brian Captain Picard played him in the first movie You can't be Captain No he can't Josh is pretty fucking badass He is If anybody can If anybody can pull it off he can I like that Batista is one of the Harconans

Yes Yeah, he's... Just with the names that you guys have rattled off so far, I'm so excited for this movie. Zadaya. Yeah, that doesn't help me. But I'll take it. For the character she's playing, I can see it.

Yeah, she's good. She's just still a... But, like, I mean, you talk about, like, Batista and then Josh Prolin and then all the other names that you guys... Jason Mamoa. Like, okay. Yeah, yeah, it's going to be a badass movie, but I'm really enjoying the reread of the book, and it's definitely a standout cool of the week. Yeah, I'm looking at the cast list.

Rebecca Ferguson's also in it, Stellen Scarsguard. All-Starzeguards are there? There is 92 of them. Javier Bardem. Oh, wow. Yeah, there's a whole bunch. and then there's also a whole bunch of you may not know the name but you're kind of like

oh that guy October 1st well they spend enough money on it I'm sure they've been chomping at the bit until you know COVID came I know man this was supposed to come out last year right yeah

all right well this guy that's pit peter P-I-T-E-R he's gotta be perfect because this dude's creepy and fucking weird and everything I've seen him and I couldn't tell you I can close my eyes and not even remember the name I'm looking at right now

but this dude, when you see him, you'll know him guys. Looking forward to it. Got any headlines, Brian? Yeah, I got some. Let's start with Netflix has hired Chloe Ocono to direct

Anna Kendrick in the movie titled Rodney and Cheryl. And it's based of the true story of a serial killer that appeared on the dating game. Okay. Anna Kendrick is a strange cat, man. She's... Yeah? I don't hate anything that she's been in, though.

Yes, please. What? Yes, please. Yep. Okay, where do we go? Sorry, I did not have my notes prepared. The movie, The New Eve, Dead movie we talked about Evil Dead Rise is going straight to HBO Max.

Oh. Who's directing that? The director is Lee Cronin, who did, Lance, he did that movie, The Hole in the Ground. Oh, yeah. Well, it was a Slow Burn movie. I can't picture an Evil Dead movie being Slow Burned. Yeah, no kidding.

Well, Sam Ramey and Bruce Campbell are on as producers, and they said they have been kind of helping out with the story. If they don't put Ash in there, I swear to God. I mean, never

can say never, because this isn't following the remake. This is following the original series. Oh, okay. So it's not like a sequel to the remake then? No, it's a continue. It's in the

world of the original trilogy in the show. Oh, I thought the remake was canon now. I thought they decided that Ash's car was definitely in it and there were enough similarities that it is part of the universe. Yeah, and I think

they just decided not to go with it, which I kind of think is a mistake because I like the character, the main female character in it. Me too. It was awesome. It's a great movie. But then again, you never know. Nez, you liked the

New Evil Dead, right? The remake? It took me a few times, but I like it now. I hated it the first time. Really? Did you? Yeah. Well, I wasn't in the right state of mind.

Yeah. At the time. No, not that. It was something else. Okay. Yeah, I just wasn't in a good place in my life at that time. But it's fucking awesome. I love it now.

All right. Norman Rees and AMC are turning the 1960s exploitation film. Faster pussycat kill, kill into a series. Okay. Sure. Why not? Hey, Norman Redis and AMC. That's why he's not dead on the walking dead. Yeah.

Keep throwing him more money. Okay, we already talked about that. I don't think I have much news, guys. Me and Ness kind of talk about this a little bit. Amazon buys MGM for over $8 billion. Oh, yeah. And they plan on bringing back and reimagining some of their catalog that they're receiving. Okay.

Which include, well, they're not saying that everything's getting remade or, you know, they can just get sequels. Right. But some of the things they've acquired is James Bond, Robocop, Rocky, the Hobbit, the Adams family. Candyman, Silence of the Lambs, Poulter guys, the Amity Bill Horror, Pumpkinhead, Killer Clowns from Outer Space. Oh, wow. The possibilities are limitless. Yeah, it says it's also this article I'm reading, it's also worth noting that MGM owns Orion Pictures, which recently.

relaunched with genre films including the Belko experiment, the prodigy child's play, and Greta O'Hansel. And it's looking like a library of over 4,000 titles and 17,000 hours of TV programming. Programming will be coming to Amazon. Sounds like, sounds like Nez's cabinets in his living room. Yep. When is that new Candyman is supposed to come out?

October or, I mean, let me double check. Man, there's a lot of shit schedule for October. I want to say October or September. It worries me slightly that there's going to be like three companies that own the entire planet. Okay, so basically. There was a rumor that Disney might be buying D.C. Of course. I don't want that to happen.

That would be stupid. I don't want that, man. You know what? All it's going to be is instead of paying one cable company, $160 a month, you're paying three cable companies, probably $100 a month each when the dust all clears. Candyman, August 27th. Between Disney and Amazon, like, they're going to own the entirety of media period. Well, I don't know. They say monopolies are illegal, but you couldn't tell it these days.

what are you going to do stop them not sure how money talks yeah and the last thing I'm going to talk about here I just found it the Hulu Hulu is bringing

the Hellraiser remake to its streaming platform I don't think many people are happy about that I wasn't happy after the second movie the director is David Bruckner he did the Netflix movie. Before he did that

movie, we talked about the trailer The Nighthouse, he did the Netflix movie The Ritual. Oh, that one was pretty good. That was good. Yeah, it was good. You know, but dude, I don't know if I trust somebody like that to do the Hellraiser remake.

They shouldn't make it at all. Just leave it alone. No, they shouldn't. Yeah. It's like Jaws and the Exorcist. Just leave them alone. Oh, we'll get a Jaws. They already did. It was called a Meg, and it was terrible. Yeah, that's true. And alligator, remember that one? No, leave that alone.

That movie's just timeless classic. I don't mind coming up with a new, like, shark movie idea, but let's come up with some new fucking horror movie ideas. Stop bringing stuff. We should review Orca. Orca? The killer whale. That would be good, man.

Jaws versus Orca. Heller good. They already did that. It was at the beginning of the movie. Oh, okay. And it was in Jaws, too. you know who wins in real life the fucking orca

yep true yep you read your nature books right yeah orca's a great revenge movie yep bottom line listen to the natives there you go there you go man

nez when you went to Vegas did you see any trailer parks on the way out there to the convention not in the airport I was downtown no scummy all scummy yeah all right well you ready to go visit the trailer park? Let's do it.

Okay, Brian's going to bring us the big, the small, and sometimes the very, very weird. What's the first trailer, Brian? First one, we got a whole slew of trailers this week. First one is M. Knight-Shallamon, Shalaman, shalaman, ding-dong.

Yes, his new movie, old. Let's see, pull up quick synops. Old. How are you? I'm all in. Are you all in? That looked hell of good.

Really? You think so? Yeah. I don't know, man. I need to watch it again, I guess. I don't know what to think, man. So what? They grow up a little bit, and the kid stays the same age.

You don't know why, though. And why was that girl pregnant? She was just a little girl. That's going to be something that's going to make me feel gross. You think so? Yeah, because I, I, I think somebody on the island had sex with that girl, even though really she's only like 10 years old or something. Oh, not when she was 10 years old.

Not when she was 10, but technically she is 10, even though her body just grew up. But is she? But is she? Are they actually aging, though? See, we don't know. Well, you can clearly see, like, in the trailer, when they're looking for the kids and they can't find them, and then the son comes up to the mom, you can clearly see he's got the mom. you can clearly see he's got the mind of the child and he's scared.

Oh, no. So this is a Blue Lagoon situation maybe? No, that was no Blue Lagoon. With her and her brother. Okay, you're taking this movie somebody else. Okay. That was her cousin. Well, they said they'd be together forever.

I thought her brother was amazing. I don't know. That movie was good. Okay. In old, I don't think the brother slept with the sister. There's a bunch of other people. on the island.

And you're not just your actual age is aging, it's your body. Because some of the adults seem like they're withering away and Okay. All right. I think you're trying to put too much thought into an M. Night Shyamalan movie

where he's going to totally change it up on you in the middle of it anyway. This is going to be his third comeback. Yeah, well, we shall see. And I want to know what's in the cave. Yeah. It definitely looks interesting.

He is so amazing at setting shit up. It's hitting the bull's eyes sometimes that he hadn't quite nail. Not that Will Smith one. I'm saying, did he write this whole thing? And the last airbender was all right. Yeah, those are the two real stinkers, weren't they? Was that in last airfin? Oh, yeah, it was.

All wrong. And that Will Smith and his son where they were in a cave on a planet or God, was that him too? I fucking... They made that. They made that for the studio. Needed a movie. Everybody came in and

phoned it in. There wasn't even a shamala Shama ding-dong twist. No, he just... Not really. He said action, and they filmed stuff.

Yes, he did write this. And apparently this is based off a graphic novel called the Sandcastle. Does he play? the older, older version of the same kid later?

I mean, he's got to be a movie, right? Might be the thing in the cave that everybody's scared of. Who knows? The kid from Hereditary, huh? Well, I'm in. Look, I saw, I got this trailer in the theater, and it looked pretty

awesome, and my wife is not into these movies at all, and she actually said she wants to see this one. Cool. Yeah, I think, we're all in. I think this is one we can take the wives and family too, for sure. Absolutely.

I'm totally intrigued, but I've been burned enough by that dude to take it with a grain of salt. I'll go watch this movie, but I'm not going to say it's going to be good

yet. Well, he seems to be up and down, up and down. Yeah. The last one was a down. I didn't think so. I was Garbage. No, I liked it. I liked it. I liked it.

Spoilers. Bruce Willis got killed with a puddle by some random fucking cop. You know what? You're right. It was no pet cemetery remake, but it tried. Oh, geez. Was that a TV show? Did he had any good?

The one was on Apple or whatever? I'm enjoying it. Yeah, they've had two seasons. They're supposed to have like five or seven or something. I heard they kind of are losing people with the second one. I liked it. I mean, the first season was better, for sure. We'll see what happens with season three.

See, and that was sort of the same concept. I watched the shit out of that show, and I just sort of binged it when I got a hold of it, but it wasn't finished with the first season yet. And then once I binged through those first few episodes and was waiting for the season to finish, I never went back and watched it. So I don't even know how the first season ended.

The first season finale was on. Awesome. Fake baby's terrifying. Yeah. It is. It just always looks at you. I like the cerebral stuff, though. He's,

he is mostly good at that. So, hopefully we'll see some good stuff. All right. Old in theaters, July 23rd. 10. 20 bucks for this book?

Oh, it's hardcover. never mind. I like the hardcover. They look nice on the shell. But I don't want to get it. Yeah, and the spine didn't get all fucked up. It's got to be good if they made a movie out of it, Naz. Yeah, try to find, try to find some reviews on it to see if it's worth buying the book.

All right. Our next one is a Hulu release. And I've seen on some of our social media pages, there's a lot of people that are looking forward to this one. And it's called False Positive. As a synopsis goes, as if getting pregnant weren't complicated enough, Lucy sets out to uncover the unsettling truth about her fertility doctor. Justin Thoreau is in it. He's good on almost everything he's in. I hope he does a lot more than he did in The Last Jedi.

Yeah. You guys don't remember. He was the guy in the casino that we thought they were the one looking for. Oh, I barely remember him in that. He had like one line. Yeah. Let's see. Pierce Brosnan's in it.

Sophia Bush. Elena Glazer? Do I say her name right? I hadn't seen Sophia Bush in a while. You haven't seen Bush in a while, Philip. Come on, man. Well. You've got to get it together, man.

Got to clean that shit up. Quit smoking barbecue and going to do what you're supposed to do. Come on. I know this Atlanta Glazer is the one everybody was commenting on. Yeah, she's got a big fan club. Yeah, but I guess the whole thing is

she comes from a comedic background. Right. And this is her first. I don't know if it's her first, but it's like a serious acting role. Okay. So I'm into it. It's an A24 film. Yeah, I've almost never seen a bad A24 film, right?

Well, you didn't like That fucking movie Yeah, there you go I can't ever remember that name I really I really liked his follow-up movie Waves though Have you guys ever seen that one?

Not yet You gotta check that out It's not sci-fi or horror Or anything like that It's set like in the quote-unquote real world But really well-paced And beautifully film movie And very tragic

And it comes in night At night It was actually a really great movie they just didn't have an ending. Didn't go anywhere, right? Yeah, what I liked about it, because, yes, I was expecting to see something, you know, beyond the door and outside in the real world. But I kind of like what we got with the characters and how they were treating each other. Fair enough.

Yeah, which is what the movie was about. And that's 824, man. They're very artsy style. You know what I mean? They look onto a deeper level than a lot of things. This looks like it could be an Eminemite Shomelon movie. And, you know, they stick it in A-24, and now I'm excited about it. And I don't have a whole lot of doubts about this one.

And Pierce Brosnan's playing an evil fertility doctor. Yeah. How can you go wrong with that? I mean, he looks like a guy, right? He kind of does. As long as he's not doing James Bond movies. Yeah. Well, listen, I loved him as James.

Golden Eye was fucking fantastic. Is that the one with the guy that can't feel pain? It was the one with the Russian chick who was so sexy. Oh, I know. Lance, she was in that banshee show. Never got around to seeing that, man. Okay, you remember they were always talking about Not Hood? Because he was playing a guy named Hood, but he wasn't a real one.

So the binge guy has always called him Not Hood. I remember that. that is his like she plays like his girlfriend and she is she is like a sexy sexy Russian chick but she's like badass on that show but does she squeeze anybody's head to death with her thighs like if I want to if I'm gonna die what a way to get I want to go out I want to say she does kill someone like that or she might break their neck or something using her legs she doesn't gole the eye using her bush what you think about Paul's positive.

I'll watch it. It looked all right. It looked interesting. I don't know what the fuck it's about. I think she, they impregnated her with some kind of experimental. Experimental baby. Did they, or did they not impregnate her

and they're just making her think something different? I don't. It's very up as a year. I'm going to call it and say this is like Rosemary's baby. I was just. just about to say that. Well, I'm interested. I mean, the trailer definitely

definitely gives you something to think about. Yeah. I'm sure we all got Hulu, so. Oh, yeah. Something to watch. Let's give it a day or so. Yeah, you can always do that. June 25th, or like Nez says, June 26. Yeah, either or. All right. Two more to go.

Escape Room Tournament of Champions. In the seven timeline? It's continuing from the far. It's got the two surviving actors. Okay. Let me say this. I recently watched the first one. Again? I kind of like it on the second watch. Really? I kind of liked it. I didn't hate it.

I hated it, but Brian, I throw it on the list, so I'll watch it again. I kind of liked it the second time around. I don't know why. I just had a little bit more fun with it, I guess. And I kind of like, I kind of like this aspect that they're taking all the winners. And it looks like everything, the escape rooms are kind of upped from the last one, kind of amped up. and I kind of want to see this one too. I've seen that I got this trailer too in the theater

and it kind of looked pretty awesome on the big screen. My only problem with the trailer is I hope they didn't show the whole movie because it was long, long trailer. You took the words right out of my mouth, Kevin. Man, fuck. It was a long trailer. I think they did that because of how long ago they made this movie and it's that thing where, you know, people might have forgotten about it.

like two years ago Yeah but did they really just reveal the final I mean come on man They should have They should have stopped that trailer about halfway through And said you know figure out the rest I don't think they should have shown anything Beyond the first room

That's just my opinion Yeah That takes a lot of the excitement out of it for me I'm gonna see it for sure But damn dude Really don't wait There's some stuff I wish I could unsee right now Before I go to the theater

Yeah, I don't recognize anybody in the casting, which I kind of like, yeah, I like to see new people. I got to say, I think this one from the trailer, at least, looks way better than the first one. Okay, well, I'm kind of down to watch it. I mean, how bad could it be? Almost guarantee you, Brian's going to put it on. schedule so you don't have any choice man yeah i might never know it might be it might be it just a

one-off because we've already did the the first one and yeah all the little knockoff escape room movies i've seen are all trash what have we ever done the running man there you go is that an escape room movie sort of no but it's sort of an escape city movie i think i could figure it out We'll see. I don't know. You're good at pairing. Yeah. Brian, you're real good at paring. Just be like one of those wine connoisseurs.

No shit. He's the Somalié of the horror returns. I'm going to put that on my social media accounts. I love it. Where it says job. Hey, speaking of which, man, I guess I got to check the other social media than Facebook sometimes because we do get other listener feedback, right? Yeah, they're not really. Twitter we do, which real quick, I want to shout out the So Wizard podcast.

They include us in their Friday. They do like a hashtag follow Friday and they just like tag a whole bunch of like content creators, podcasters, YouTubers and they put us in like every Friday. Nice. Thanks, guys. Oh, appreciate it. What's that podcast of shit on Twitter? I don't believe you.

What's it called again? So Wizard podcast. Let me make sure. U-L? Let me make sure, because I don't want to... Okay, yeah. I've heard their podcast a couple times. It's pretty cool.

If you guys like League of Geeks and stuff like that, like pop culture... And who doesn't? It's... With a Z. Yes. It is, yes, so wizard. S-O-W-W-E-O. Cool.

All right. I'm looking them up right now. That's fucking awesome, man. Thank you guys. Yep. have gotten a few followers from them and I definitely appreciate it. And as far as comments on Instagram, Instagram's kind of pissing me off right now.

Because every time I post a show or, you know, what we got coming up and I tag it with certain things, certain hashtags, I get these bots that continue to tell me to promote it on, oh, get with this Instagram person and they'll promote it. And you can clearly tell it's a bot. Yeah.

Because it's like within, within like seconds of me posting the new show. Yeah. I get comments saying, no, promote here. Promote here. There's bots everywhere. If they sound like they're a Nigerian prince trying to get you to. Yeah, catfish. Dude, I get those text messages all the time.

Uh-huh. Hey, are you doing electrical work? I know, I know Instagram, like, made, it's so people can't see the pictures that you like. I'm like, that's cool and everything if you don't want people to see, you know, you liking booty picks and stuff like that. Right, because why do you see that? Why can't they fix this whole bot situation?

Because I kind of feel like it's over the past like six months. It's getting out of hand. Well, it's not just Instagram. It's YouTube and Twitter and all of them. A lot of the things are bots. Yeah. Okay, where are we at? Are we done talking about the escape room?

Yeah, I just described it as So Wizard. Their last episode was Army of the Dead. I've heard about seven podcasts talk about that. I can't hear enough of that movie. I've seen one. Great, man. I went and looked at a whole, like, breakdown of the whole movie. Oh, Easter eggs, the lore in there.

I got to rewatch. I need a sequel. Yes. I want to know. why there were fucking robot zombies. Oh, already in the shoot. Yeah. Yeah. And I was looking at

that because I was like, man, were there a couple of robots zombies in there? Because I saw some sparks fly. Yeah. It was an accident. When they got some head shots, you've seen one, it was clearly a robot head underneath the skin and it was instead of blood, it was like oil or something.

Oh, that's so fucking awesome, man. And Zach Snyder said he made the movie to that way where there was questions not answered on purpose. I love it. There's apparently the very beginning scene before the big 15 minute long

intro, there's a couple of UFOs you can see taking off. Yes. And even when like big bad zombie dies, he has like blue blood. So maybe it's not necessarily a virus but an alien virus.

I can't fucking wait. And did you guys see the Dawn of the Dead little Easter egg well they blew up a canister of oxygen or something which is similar to what they did in that one in the diner or whatever right there was a newspaper referring to the incident in Milwaukee

I did not see that that's where his remake took place in okay there you go they were in Canada they were in Canada I'm sure they filmed it in Canada ought to be good man you just changed that whole movie for me

I was like they're in Canada I've seen a lot of people shit all over that movie but I've seen somebody said that movie was something we haven't seen before we've seen every zombie movie once before it just depends on if they do a good job at it this one it was good it was entertaining didn't blow me away but yeah it was good there you go that's that's a good

honest opinion right there. From Kevin Nez, who I never know what the fuck he's going to say. I just wanted more like zombies eating people, but then we didn't get that. For what it was, it was good. There's a prequel coming

in an animated series. Should have plenty of eating people in that one. All right. Even though we got way off of the topic, July 16th for escape room. Oh, yeah. What the fuck are we talking about?

And the final trailer we're going to bring up is Edgar Wright's last night in Soho. I thought we had four trailers this week. This is the fourth trailer. Ah, okay. Last night in Soho. I'm in, probably going to be my favorite movie of the year. When's it coming out? I forgot what that one was.

I don't think anybody really knows what it is. That's what I like about it. October 22nd, we're getting this one. Yep. Another October. What's the name's in it? I'm in. Oh, Anna Stone's sister.

Yes. Both got to the far apart eyes. I'm in. Let's see what the synopsis says. A young girl passionate about fashion design is mysteriously able to enter the 1960s where she encounters her idol, a dazzling wannabe singer. But the 1960s London is, is, not what it seems, and time

seems to fall apart with shady consequences. That sounds cool. Time loops are fun. That sounds cool, but all I had to hear was Edgar Wright, and I'm in. Yeah, I've got a weird feeling this is... I love the way they ended the trailer.

It kind of looked like an old 60s movie, like the way they would do the 60s trailers with the freeze frame and stuff like that. I'm all in. I think this is going to pass Army of the Dead as my favorite. favorite movie the year. What was his last movie?

Baby Driver? Oh, it was fun. It was fun. Come on, dude. You lost your joy, man. That's the bitch. You need to go to Willie Wonka's Chocolate Factory. It was overhyped garbage. Wow.

And which board was great. Okay. That's hell of good. That's a classic. I was just re-listen to our reviews on that. On the re-upload. God, we hate that movie. He will never be a classic.

It's his only classic movies. The fucking zombie one. Sean of the Dead, the hot buzz, the one with all the video game, boyfriend. Scott Pilgrim. Yeah,

that was a good one. You picking a steel book up, Ness? What? Another one? The anniversary one. They're out to get you. You're like the two-year anniversary?

Two-year anniversary? How long's it? Yeah, I heard they were redoing some stuff in that one. Scott Pilgrim is a great fucking movie. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's getting the... Dude, baby driver is a great fucking movie.

Yeah, we're going to fight you on this one, Nez. You're wrong. You're wrong, Ness. No, it was it. I was let down. No, uh-uh. You need to go re-watch it, man. I have it, and I did re-watch.

What's with headphones on? Oh. Dude, the soundtrack is amazing. Yeah. I don't go watch movies for soundtracks. I do. That's a big part of the movie experience, man. Come on.

Oh, hell no. Oh, you're killing me, dude. You're hurting me. That's a lot. Wow. Yeah, you just never know with this guy. It's like spinning a roulette wheel or getting what Kevin's opinion is going to be on the next topic, Philip. You can do either one, and you get the same result.

Yeah. Totally random. He's doing the running, man. You get out, man. Huh? He's doing the running man? Yeah. Oh, yes!

They're going more. They're not remaking the Arnold one. They're doing the, that would be interesting. They are doing the book. Oh, so it's going to be all over the world. I hope so. Yeah. That's how the book was.

That's, from what I understand, they're not. They'll probably be some kind of like Easter eggs and nods to the Arnold movie, but they're going more off of the book. All the. movie. I was like, I did the running man yesterday. Tell us, tell us the story.

Wait, real quick. Last night, so, so ho, October 22nd, Philip, tell us your running man story. Oh, no, there's no running man story. I was just saying. Oh, man. Film it right now.

Not that I remember, but I will. I'll have my wife film it, because I'll probably do it tonight. I've had a few margaritas, and I've been smoking that fucking brisket all day, man. That's the only thing you've been smoking. It is so far. Okay.

But we shall see. Night is young. Oh, so this was just announced. Yeah, this was another supposed to come out last year. Oh, you talking about running man? Yeah. Yeah. I'm all in.

both of my man for running man all right last night so who who I don't even know who else was in other than uh what's her name

little one girl you know it looks like it looks like an interesting story it looks like it's very well filmed and great acting I mean I'm that's stamp in it is that um Tarrett stamp is a legend come on you don't like the Superman movies

no not not him um Matt Smith is that Doctor who Doctor Who? Yeah. Okay. That guy's ugly. But yeah, Teram Stamp, that's, that's Gerald.

Not Jarrell, Zod. General Zod. Dale to Zod. Doctor Who will never come on our show now. I hope he does, man. Neither will Emma Stone or Anya Tell of Joy. Why not? She can come on my show.

Yeah. Talk about how her eyes are so far apart. Not me. I have to see your beautiful. I hope that they come on our show. Yeah, Ryan, we're going to leave you off of that one. Okay. Tell her I want to know, do they need special glasses made that are extra far apart?

Probably. They're called super hot glasses. Well, do you find sloth from Ice Age sexy? Because that's what I see when I see Emma Stone. Wow. Ouch. Ow. She's got to have red hair.

I don't like the blonde hair from in Spider-Man. that's true she had red hair in spider man no she had red hair and uh super bad you guys watch creella not yet but i don't want to

i heard a lot of good things about it me too all good like it's like it's darker than what people expected it to be which should be i mean she wants to kill puppies to make them into a coat that's kind of a fucking evil kind of a dark concept i uh i will go ahead and

predict uh an Oscar winner at least a nomination for costumes from what I saw in the trailer. Yeah. Well, that makes sense. Is it the $30 deal? Yeah. Yes, or you can go to the theater, which is what I'm going to do and take the kids and spend way more than $30. I did the Disney premium because...

No, here it is. Yeah. Well, you can find it there, but I don't allow my kids to have access to that. Here it is. I did it because taking all the kids to the theater would have been way more expensive. Yeah, but they love it, man. I've taken them twice since they reopen. And tell me if you love it.

My daughter will be fine, but I got other kids that come over here that would probably end up gone. You ever just wanted to trip a kid when they run by? How many kids do you have? Jesus Christ. I have, well, I have three, two of them. I'm a moot out, but my daughters heard my youngest daughter's cousins come over. That's one particular

that I just, when she runs by, after the fifth time I told her to stop running through my room, I just kind of want to stick my foot out. Yeah, you know, you kind of warned them. All these kids, if your last name ain't there is, get out. My grumpy old man on the street, on the blocks. I can't wait to get them.

there. I'm almost there. I'm going to be sitting outside on my porch, shaking my fist at kids. I need to build a wall. I understand. There are many of them in my house. I'm going to be like Clint Eastwood and Grand Tarino,

but not racist. Okay, can we move on? Yes. Last night in Soho, October 22nd, sounds like we are all interested. I'm in. to Reddit R I want to say yes but I don't know

Makes sense All right Listener feedback Listener feedback So this week The podcast spotlight shines On horror girl problems The podcast

I want to play the game It's called Watch all the saw movies in one week If you haven't already Oh, ouch Spoiler free The traps Spoiler-free musings about the new spiral

And showing some love and appreciation For the first eight saw movies Eight, eight, that's eight of them Find them on Anchor or anywhere podcasts are found You know, I tried to I tried to watch Some of them before we did spiral Yeah

There's no way we would have won that trivia contest Because after a while, all the traps seem to kind of blend in. Yeah. I would never be able to tell you what movie, what trap was from. Right. Did anyone get it, guess it?

I think we got maybe two. No, I mean, anyone else in the room? No. Yeah, there was one. Who was the dude that got all pissy with this? What was his name? Oh, Feltcher. Michael Feltier?

Yeah, that was the guy. A trivia stud. He was very irritated when people don't get the answer. Yes. He was not just anybody, specifically his teammates. Yeah. I thought at one point he was just going to be like

jumping up like, you idiot. He got to get that. He's serious about his trivia. He gave us the blue race. of maximum overdrive. So Michael, we love you if you're listening, by the way. Oh, absolutely. I thought it was hilarious.

But yeah, he took it very seriously. Did he win last year or the year before? He came in second place. Oh, so he came in his fucking adult teammate. They asked him something like, who killed, who was the killer in Halloween and he missed it? Oh, no. a lot better than we did oh yes

we were like yeah we got this we're totally gonna kill it and then every question they asked we were like I don't have a fucking clue where was I had during all this I think you had went to a different panel and so it was us it was us and the Hail Mean guys

and every time they asked a question we were just like all looking at each other like you got the answer yeah oh no I was that that was Friday night me and Melissa and Nicole were at that other.

Oh, that's right. Because we're hanging out with Daniel. Johnny. I was hanging out with Johnny. They were hanging out with one of those fools from Boy Meets World. I saw Topanga,

but I couldn't get close to her. Oh, Tepanga. Damn. Too much security. All right, we got tons of feedback this week from Rodney Wilder, uh regarding stream fiends street fighter uh it's coming literally all i remember about this movie

is gile giving im bison an uppercut and then the film devoting a whole shot to him flexing his post uppercut american flag tatted bicep you they want you to understand that john claude van dam is american yeah ignore the i'm american that i love you I haven't watched it yet. I don't even remember it at all. I'll watch it tonight. Regarding St. Mod, I loved this movie so damn much. Regarding hereditary.

Dang, I adore this movie. I also got a horror coup for it. I don't know what that means. I think it's a horror haiku. Oh, I got you. Reef tills the soil Till to It's excruciating

It's excruciated The decapitated cult comes That's way too many syllables The vessel that was Ant non And sown into the vessel That is and shall be Okay, feel good movie, huh?

All right, man Yeah Take your date to the watch Hereditary And regarding false positive, hey, there you go. Going to be wild to see Yana Glazer in a horror film. I don't know who that is. The main actress.

The one we were talking about has a comedic acting background. Yes, yes, yes. And regarding classic horror story, I'm super on board for this so far anyway. and Matt Wood added looks good. Oh, thanks for all the feedback. I was going to throw that one in the trailer, but it was only like, I don't know, 40 seconds. But it looks interesting, new Netflix horror movie

that they're not promoting. Okay. All right. And I apologize about my horror coup segment because I was just kind of reading it as it went, and it didn't make sense at first. But I got you. Darren Wilson sets us straight on Ohio geography.

Well, there's that. Shadyside is about two hours east between here and Pittsburgh, but R. L. Stein is from here in Columbus, and he graduated from OSU. I think he lives in NYC now. The more you know. Thank you. Thank you, Darren.

Yes, as always. always helping us out with the fact-checking. Kishu ever wondered where things were in Ohio. Sometimes you get bored. Regarding Kevin Bacon's possible return to tremors, Demetrius Morales says, yeah. I don't know why we never got that series. I know, right?

You guys remember they did the, like, it was dead. They filmed like a pilot with Kevin Bacon returning. And it was, they showed like, yeah, they showed the trailer, and it was going to be on sci-fi, and it looked all fucking awesome. And then sci-fi did what sci-fi does. And it just was like, no, we're not doing it. Somebody will pick it up, probably prime. Yeah, and he's been, he's been wanting to come back to the series. I don't see why that's not like a good thing.

Well, Kevin Bacon is really just like, A white Samuel L. Jackson. Is he? Yeah, he just, they stick him in everything. But I can't remember anything good he's been in lately. Yeah. Oh, yeah. He was in the darkness.

He was in the darkness. He was in that movie with the dumb girl from mean girls. Right. About the rooms in the walls. Yeah. Well, but, you know, I mean, maybe his career is just sort of, to reverse because Samuel Jackson's original movies

were not awesome. He just did a, you know, throw darts in a wall and see what it sticks. Yeah, whatever works, right? And then every once in a while you get a Pul fiction. You know what? Yeah, somehow everything he was

in that Tarantino directed, he was phenomenal. Those two must really hit it on. All right, regarding the trailer for Ebola Rex. my, Ebola wrecks. That sounds fantastic. Steve Carlton gives it a

smiley face. Don't know if it's sarcastic or not, but it was there. I hope that was sarcastic. Kate Pollock says join Matt and Kate for episode 5 of Eternal Darkness of a not-so spotless minds. I cannot

get that fucking name right. I'm sorry, guys. Eternal darkness of not so spotless minds. Bam! In this episode, we look at Society, 1989, representing pre-2000 and Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse, 2015. Zombie boobs. Great movie. Stretchy dick. Representing post-2000.

The conversation covers all sorts of bizarre and inappropriate dark kids cartoons. zombie boobs, of course. Yes. And butthead shenanigans. Ew shenanigans. So kickback, relax, and satisfyingly crack open a can of something delightful as we take you down to the eternal darkness of not so spotless minds. I like it.

And Matt, I am waiting to hear back from you. Matt will be joining us here at some point. and I told him he needs to bring his co-host with him. Oh, absolutely. That'd be great. Regarding Beverly Hills Carp, cop. Beverly Hills Carp. That's a totally different movie.

Oh, man. Sounds like it could be a good movie. Lars says, love this movie. Of course you do, because everybody fucking loves Beverly Hills Cop. It's a great movie. At least the first one. Oliver Groom says I saw all of them last month. How many of them are there?

There's three, but you only need to watch two. Yeah, that third one's the amusement park. Funland or whatever the fucking generic. Yeah, you're right. Wonderworld or something. I just made it more generic in my head. Banana in the tailpipe? That's the first one.

Oh, man on the tailpipe? Regarding the Hellraiser remake coming to Hulu, Lars from Denmark says, oh no. Which I feel like is a pretty good response. Oliver Groom says, Lars, that is possibly the worst idea I've heard since the launch of Hellraiser. Ouch. Tommy Jensen says if they were finally going to do something, then it should be just a new movie in the same sense. a remake sounds incredibly boring and not something we need. I don't think anybody wants this.

Maybe more of a reimagining. Yeah. Did I say that or did I say remake? Well, I think it is a remake. It's being billed as a remake. Now that they're saying it, I kind of think they said reimagining. Ah, well, they can do a lot in that universe. I'm looking forward to the series.

that's going to be on HBO. Yeah. So you got David Gordon Green. Everybody knows him from the new Halloween movie. Sure. Involved Michael Doherty, you know, from Trick-A-Treat and Crampus. Mm-hmm. He's involved in Clive, I think, is involved.

Clyde Barker. I don't know. I'm rambling. Go ahead. Is he still alive? Yeah. He's been in poor health, right? Is he?

I thought so. I might Nas, have you heard anything about that? Who? I thought Clive Barker was in poor health at some point. He looked pretty rough last on my song. Let me look it up before we have another. Yeah, I don't know, man. It seemed like I've heard something. I got to look it up so we don't have a Keith David incident.

Or David Keith. Is Keith David dead? Is David Keith dead? Somebody was dead according to Lance, and then we went down to rabbit holes on. the internet. Oh, wait. David Keith died? No. David Keith's long gone, isn't he?

No, he's alive? Oh, I'm thinking of Brian Keith. Brian Keith. And that's... Keith David is still alive, right? Yes, yes. That's how that all, that whole thing started. Exactly like that. I'm just making sure. Okay. I don't even know who I was looking at. I don't see any news

He's 68 Okay, well Yeah, I didn't have never heard I miss heard then Good, it's a bad rumor Put it to bed All right So everybody's still live

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Like, I want to go and make up my own name to put that in. Those are some good. prizes. Okay. If you get an address and get I'm sitting to mail it to, Brian, the jig is up, man.

Yeah, I think I'll figure it out. God damn it. Speaking of Steelbooks, Brian, did you get that Terminator 2 and Total Recall 1? Yeah. Did you watch them? I want to know if it's the

the Skynet edition for Terminator. I haven't gotten. I haven't opened it yet. That wasn't. Oh, never mind. Oh, it's got both.

that releases Skynet onto the world? Fucking Amazon. Can I say something? Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Here's your CBS all access, Phil. Stop sending fucking movies in bubble mailers. Oh.

Fucking pissing me off. I got that... You guys ever see Explorers with Ethan Hawk when he was young? Yeah. Yeah, the Shout Factory just released it on Blu-ray. Special Edition. I got it. It came today.

And a fucking bubble mailer, which is essentially a fucking envelope. Yeah. Okay. Slip case was torn. Disk were loose in there. Because as soon as I took it out the mailbox, you can hear the disc like rattling around in there. Oh, I hate that.

Ouch. Because I know some of the actual companies that are like you buy directly from them, they're not doing bubble mailers no more because people have been saying their movies have, you know, because these are for us, a media, a physical

media collectors, like, you know, it's all about the artwork, the steel books, the slip cases. And man, come on, Amazon, do better. Yeah, and if you're chucking around, like, you get one good scratch in that motherfucker, man, that's a problem. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's a problem. Oh, my last action hero, the 4K one from Best Buy. That was the reason why that was the only one there.

Wow. It was loose. I was like, ah, the guy just said, look, man, open it up. If it's scratched, then you don't have to get it. So I opened it up. It was fine. So, all right, good. But yeah, I get those bubble things.

And it's hit and miss, man. I've been lucky through Amazon. Everything I've getting through them has been no steel books. Yeah. I don't trust them. And then I try to get smart. And, like, maybe if I buy, like, more than a couple movies at a time, then maybe they'll send them in a box.

Nope. Jam them all into a mailer. They put five movies in the bubble mailer one time. Oh. Yep. Yeah, you got to order six. Son of a bitch. Was one on the numbers?

I actually just got the 4K. special edition um arrow yes beautiful but no i did not buy it from them and uh there's something real quick the steel book the terminator two in total recall uh i never use these digital code thing

so if you want one reach out to brian and he'll give it to you all right yeah i should probably be given mine out too i don't use them either they're just sitting in in the thing all right Well, suddenly we have some extra prizes for five-star reviews. Guys, go fucking do it now so that you can get some badass prizes.

Yeah, I'm just going to do withies and steelbook copies and all kinds of good stuff. And if you guys are steelbook collectors, the Terminator Total Recall, double feature of steelbook is pretty nice looking. Yeah, it sounds awesome. You know what? I think we ought to put this out there. I think that if we can get five-star Apple reviews in the next 30 days, I think we should go on to YouTube and act out a scene from The Fanatic. I'll even put on a London Bobby outfit.

So you're going to be moose. Yes, I'll be moose. Oh, that sounds like a terrible idea, but let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Phil's going to be the dude that puts the nail in his nose. until it gets taken down but we'll see can I be Hunter Dunbar

well of course you are Hunter Dunbar dude you bleed Hunter Dunbar man you guys ever watch my horrible movies who's Naz gonna be I don't know I was trying to think I mean the girl that does the photography

oh man you can be the dude You can be the bartender, man. I'll ask you for a chocolate milkshake. All right. So we definitely have got to do a commentary on that movie. Oh, I think we will. Whether I want us to do or not.

We got to have, of course, we got to have Nets on. Well, obviously we've got to have our Australians on. I mean, and I made all three of them. Oh, yeah, for sure. All right. I know you guys are listening. It's time for our featured attractions. This week we finally get to see a quiet place too.

And we go back and check out tremors, which seems like a strange pairing at first, but go watch them. It makes sense. Yeah, it makes perfect sense. Yeah. And I talked about Dune. So there you go.

More sandworms. So we'll start out with tremors. Natives of a small, isolated town defend themselves against a strange underground creatures, which are killing them one by one. Director is Ron Underwood, also known for City Slickers, great movie, and the remake of Mighty Joe Young. Writers... Not a great movie. Yeah. Writers are SS Wilson, Brent Maddock, and Ron Underwood.

SS Wilson said that he got the idea for the film while he was working for the U.S. Navy in the California Desert. His name is SS Wilson. Is he a ship? While westing on a rock, he imagined what it might be like if something underground kept him from getting off the rock. You always got to wonder what's going to get your rocks off. Kevin Bacon would later call the filming of tremors to be the single most fun time I've ever had in making a movie in my entire career. Wow.

He's been a lot of movies. That motherfucker has been in a ton of movies. Yep, that's the one I was thinking of. For the scene in which Rhonda had to get out of her pants to escape the grabboid about to eat her, Finn Carter intentionally didn't rehearse the scene. That way, the response she gives to having to deep pants in front of Kevin Bacon in less than five seconds was authentic. Oh, no, it wasn't.

She has deep pants in front of Kevin Bacon many times, I'm sure. Allegedly, allegedly, allegedly. Allegedly. Kev, what did you think about tremors? Oh, this movie is hella good. There you go. finally agree. I love this movie.

My buddy, he worked at some movie. Well, he didn't when he was younger, but when this movie came out, he was like, dude, you got to see this movie. Man, it's awesome. It's right up your alley. And I was like, what is it? And I didn't, there was no internet or anything yet. And I was like, tremors.

I remember seeing the trailer on TV or the preview or whatever. And I was like, this looks dumb. He goes, oh, dude, you love it. You love it. And all right. Had Rima Williams in it. had ran from footloose in it and uh we got to do

reimo yeah yeah we do uh I could have sworn that with Shane from the Walking Dead are you sure that's Remo Williams I'm kidding dude they look so much alike it doesn't even look like him at all

what are you talking about you don't think so? He was time writer put that one down too brown I need to do time rider but yeah man this movie was hell of good I remember sitting in the theater going, all right,

I'm just big worms in the sand. All right, let's see what's happening. And fuck, man, this movie was awesome. I love it. Practical effects. Do I love the rest of them? No. I enjoy them for what they are.

But this one was the best because it was one of those ones. The whole concept of the movie seems stupid. Big worms in the dirt killing people. Right. And it was in the theater. I was like, okay. I thought it was just straight to video all over it, but no, man, this movie is just a timeless classic. I mean, I love it.

Speaking of Steel Books, I did pick up the F.Y. Exclusive a couple years ago at Amble City Comic-Con. And, man, I've seen this movie over and over and over. I always tell my other friends to watch it, they can never get into it. Every time there's a new Tremors movie, I know they're going to be stupid, but I watch them anyway just to enjoy them. I don't know, I'm hoping they continue them. Yeah, they're dumb, but I just like what they do with them, how they invent all of them. They even went way back in time to the old cowboy days.

I can't remember which one that was. And now they're flying, and there's the ones that run around on top of the ground. Wasn't Michael Gross still in the prequel one? Yeah, I think so. He probably played his great grandfather, right? you know what i want to say yeah but don't know what nobody caught me i've seen it once all the all the all the all the sequels well i've seen the second one a few times but all the sequels i don't know with the ass blasters yeah

they still have the big ones in the ground but then it's just the mutated ones and all that and everything with the cgis is crappy but they still are what they are that's why i'm i love this one so much there was no cg i it was just all practical effects and the movie the two that stole the film was um uh reba mcinty and michael gross that was genius casting oh i love riba i love her music as well and but when i remember seeing her name like riba mcinty what like why is she in this is it just a paycheck oh no this is this put her to cult status in this film she's done other other roles and tv and all that but nothing like this.

And it was just amazing. We even got Egg Chin from Big Trumbull, Little China in there. Oh, yeah. And the little girl from Jurassic Park. But my only issue with this film is, why would you live in this one little one-horse town out in the desert in Nevada? Why not? Crito.

Privacy. Privacy, I guess. There's nothing out there. Well, I always took it as there was going to be something out there because they were building that new road. Okay, okay. I can buy that. But I was just like, where are the schools? I know I'm overthinking this, everyone, but because you got little kids.

And what was the boy's name, the teenager kid? Oh, Melvin. Yeah, I just remember he was one of the dudes and can't hardly wait. One of Scott Eagle boys. Ah, okay, that's what I know him from. He's the one that said something he shouldn't have said, and those guys are about to beat him up for it. Scottie Don't.

Special K. Oh, Scottie Don't. I like that movie. What was the, Euro Trip? Yeah. Oh, that was awesome. But this movie's awesome. I love it.

I mean, everyone, if you guys have seen it already, you guys already know the awesomeness that is tremors, and I fucking love this movie. All right. Brian, what'd you think? Love it. Classic. I've seen this in the theater as a kid.

Watched it many times because this was always on cable. Always. I think my favorite standout actors is Kevin Bacon and Fred Ward. Val and Earl, because I just, I like, you believe their friendship. Yeah. And that they've been friends where they got a great back and forth. Love seeing Victor Wong in there as, as Walter, Walter Chang.

Practical effects, amazing. Especially for that time period. You're right. When you hear the premise of this movie, you think it's going to be fucking stupid, but it's not. And it works. And I just like the whole aspect of these worms

have been around forever. They just never really seen them because how isolated this little town is. What was the town? call. I want to say desperation, but that wasn't it. Something like that. It might be.

No, it's not. Return to, fuck. God, damn it's right of the tip of my tongue. It's like premonition. Pergatory or something like that. God damn, I'm getting closer. Perfection. There you go.

There you go. I said it as soon as I thought about somebody yelling into their phones. Okay. I'm sure there's many people right now. They're screaming at us. Yeah, but I love how they got to figure out a way to kill these, I guess, what are they, what are they called grabboids? Graboids? Yeah.

I like, see, that's, the gravoids is a good name. Yeah, it is. Ones, and you get like ass blasters. I was like, but yeah, I like that they have to be. Who named that one? That sounds like me. Oh, who was, I think it was the second one. had somebody in it fucking.

I don't even know. I've seen the guy in the second one. I don't even know his name. Yeah, it's one of those guys. Like, oh, yeah. Seth Green or somebody like that? No, you remember Seth Green. That was Scotty.

If you saw him, you would know. I don't know his name. He's one of those dudes. When Jamie Kennedy, when Jamie Kennedy came in, it was awesome. What the fuck? It was awesome. Jamie Kennedy. But I said Seth Green.

Okay. It was awesome when Scotty turned to evil. He was bald like Dr. Evil. Moonsliding and everything. Or moonwalking. Right. But yeah, I love. The movie of all time.

I love that fucking movie. Yeah, I love tremors. I do like some of the sequels. I haven't seen all of them. The original show was okay which you can go watch every episode because there's

a Tremmer's YouTube channel and they put all the original TV episodes on there. Oh, okay. So, fingers crossed as somebody picks up Kevin Bacon's I guess it's not a reboot

or reimagining. It's connected to the original movie, the TV show he was trying to do. So I hope they picked that up because I would like to see him come back. Shit, there's seven of them? I didn't see the last one. I thought there were more than that.

It's on Netflix, I think. Okay. I only saw the last one I saw was the one that cold day in hell when they were in snow. Michael Gross is in every single one of them. Well, the point is that we brought up gold member for the last probably four weeks in a row. Easy. As it should be brought out. I just watched all three of those.

I used to do a lot worse. Smoke in a pancake. No? There is no pleashing you. I used to think you're crazy, but now I could see you nuts. All right, thank you. Moly, moly, moly, moly, moly. Oh, man, we got to watch that movie again.

Oh, boy. Commentary, here we come, huh? Lance, what did you think about tremors? I thought this movie was definitely a love letter to those 1950s creature features with like the monsters that would have been like radioactive or things that they didn't understand and type, you know, things like that. So these worms have been underground for God knows how long, but where did they come from? Did they ever say it was aliens? I mean, obviously it had to have been, right?

Like some kind of alien seating or something like that? Or like an original, like creature that we just didn't realize existed, which kind of makes more sense. Although, fucking maybe we're the aliens. That's my idea. Right? Yeah. Yeah, no, it was definitely, definitely a love letter to that.

And I thought that the casting was genius. You know, Michael Rosed and Reba McIntyre obviously stole the, the show, but, you know, make no mistake. I mean, yeah, those two together from the very beginning, they just look like old buddies that would just go around and fuck with each other a little bit and have some beers while they were out working doing, you know, odd jobs around the town. And the way that he always talked about, oh, this is my perfect girl. She's got perfect tits, blonde hair, looks exactly right, you know, and then he meets this other

chick that's kind of awkward. She got legs that go all the way up. That's right. Everything about this movie was good. There's nothing. And I'll tell you what, I started watching it at work, and I looked up with the next thing, you know, the movie was ending. I mean, it went by that fast.

This was one of those movies that you could definitely put on over and over again. I didn't care for any of the sequels. I really didn't. I just thought that they cheapened this one, because I thought this one got it right. But, yeah, this one's up there. It's maybe like a top 25 or so. all time. It's just so much fun to watch.

And you guys mentioned it before, but the special effects were just phenomenal. Wasn't this like a PG-13 rated movie or something when it came out? It had great kind of like a poltergeist, man. Those two movies, PG-30, they caught lightning

in a bottle. They were PG-13. They were able to get out to a wide audience, but they had some just really fucking spot on, almost just terrifying gore and a lot of fear in them with not knowing where the monster's going to pop up. Just a really

Jaws too. Jaws was PG. So yeah, some of the best horror movies don't have to be R-rated and go totally over the top. And this was one of them. Great, great film. That one guy probably had the worst death. The one that was, uh, climbed up that pole and just died of thirst.

Man, I couldn't even imagine. And he was an alcoholic. He died of thirst. Ouch. Double outch. It says here the Graboids is an ancient species of sandworm According to UGO.com Graboids are the desert

What sharks are to the ocean Graboids advance through seven radically different life cycles I guess that's blasters That's what it says right here Graboids are hats from eggs laid by ass blasters Yeah They could have to step for the first

If anybody doesn't know what an ass blaster is they essentially fucking fart or something and that's how they fly ass blasters got a little silly all right well

no ass blasters in this movie um this was you guys are pretty much hitting the nail on the head it's you think of tremors and you think of this long-storied history

of trash monster movies you know what I mean but dude this first one was really fucking good like surprisingly so I watched it

I don't know maybe six months to a year ago I showed the kids and because my wife wanted to watch it and she likes those old 80s monster movie stuff

but like Dude, this one was a... It's a really solid movie. Like, it's not just dumb monster bullshit. It's an actual, legit, really good movie. And had they left it at Trimmers 1 and not thrown in the ass blasters, like, we'd be having a whole different conversation about this movie right now. Like, it would be, maybe on the Mount Rush more of monster movies.

Yeah, strong words. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, we're in agreement. It's, uh, this, this was a fun one. Like, I loved it. I loved every second of it. I, it's, it's one of Kevin Bacon's best movies to me, you know, right after

Footloose and whatever other dumb fucking 80s movie he did. I was like that one he did, uh, Nez, uh, where he was the, uh, the guy taking the kids out camping in the forest. There you go. Oh. Sounds vague. He's like a super asshole.

Yeah. Yeah, I was never the name of that one, but yeah, I know what you're talking about. Wasn't Rudy in that one? Yeah, Rudy. And there was like a couple, a couple young kids. Yeah.

That was a good movie. Yeah, I just remember he didn't, he left Rudy on that island. Whitewater Summer. Yeah, there you go. So, okay. What's the bike one he did? Yeah, yeah, the bike one, quicks over.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, I haven't seen that in forever. But, uh, yeah, tremors. Very, very solid movie. And, uh, pretty good all the way around. Practical effects. I, I loved about everything about it.

Uh, let's go scores. Nez, what do you think? Ten. That look good. Brian? Ten. Ooh. Nice.

Lance? I'll give it a nine. I'll give it a nine. It's way up there. Well, God damn it. Next week in a row, I'm going to give it a nine to. I think he was fan fucking-tastic. I love this movie.

I'll watch it. I'll watch it. Any time of the day or night. All right, so we'll move on to our new release, theatrical release at that. A Quiet Place 2. Following the events at home, the Abbott family now face the terrors of the outside world. Forced to venture into the unknown, they realize the creatures that hunt by sound are not the only threats lurking beyond the sandpath. director and writer John Krasinski,

also known for a quiet place in the office. On the big picture podcast, John Krasinski stated that he originally did not want to be involved in the sequel, but the producer convinced him to come over and pitch his ideas to the studio. After three weeks,

they asked him to write the story with the idea that the directional duties would be handed over to other filmmakers. Cresensky finally offered to come back as a director, jokingly suggesting that he was a, that he was Jedi mind tricked into signing onto the sequel. It had nothing to do with that, John. Yeah, well, that has something to do with it, I'm sure. All right, Ned, what did you think about Quiet Place, too? Well, it was better.

You weren't a huge fan of the original, right? Yeah, it was better than that other piece of shit. Oh yeah, you didn't like the first one at all. No, it was... Yeah, everybody's got their own opinion. Whoa. The movie was bullshit. It wasn't.

I thought it was, man. I didn't think it was that great. The theater... The theater experience for the first one was amazing. That was awesome. This one, I just thought there was a lot more action. There was a little bit of an explanation on... what happened and what started it

because there was no explanation in the first one. I didn't even watch those trailers because it was already spoiled in that when we did find out that there was an alien invasion. I didn't know that until after I saw the movie. After the movie is when I realized it was aliens. I thought it was just like some prehistoric monsters

just running wild. But as far as monster movies, this one was better than the first one because there was a lot more monsters. We got to see them. They weren't just in their little house and in their yard. They were on the move. I did like how it ended.

It began right where the last one ended, but somehow this boy aged a couple years. The Stranger Things Syndrome. Yeah. At least they're doing it smart. because they're supposed to jump a few years. Ah, okay. Well, thank you for that.

This one, clearly, those kids were a little bit older, and they couldn't even use the original little boy from the other one. Because I don't know if you noticed they didn't really show his face. Yeah. Yeah. At the beginning. I liked the beginning when, what you see in the trailer, so we're not running it. Yeah, the trailer, right?

I like that. That was cool. What's his name? The new edition of the cast, Scarecrow. Sillian. Killian? Is it Sillian or Killian? Tommy Shelby.

Killian. I don't know. But anyway, him. I thought he was cool. I thought he was, well, that's a spoiler. But, yeah, it was just, to me, I just thought it was all around better film. I mean, I liked it. And as far as the theater experience,

Um, all right. You young parents out there? Oh, boy. Leave your fucking kids at home. Yeah, I have a fucking experience too. And leave your fucking babies at home. I was like, really?

There was only about 20 of us in there. Put them in a box and give them an oxygen mask, right? Something. I mean, it did work for the movie. Oh, if. Yeah, that's not the one to have kids making noise in. I know. No shit or anybody, right?

Luckily, someone said something because one of the ushers came in and today, you guys, you need to be quiet or get out. Right, right. And it was like right in the, when the trailers were going, we finally got a full trailer of a Top Gun Maverick, which looks awesome. Awesome, just like the first one. First one was bullshit garbage. Anyway.

What is the matter with you? It was. It was fucking garbage. There was a fucking love story. Stupid. It was a love story with fucking fighter jets. They were fake fighter jets. When that music kicks on, it's epic.

Epic. And then you got that emotional, we're going to do it for action returns. And I had an emotional moment where goose died. Can't wait. Oh, fuck. I just, I get the steel book.

Well, shout out to my friend. She got it for me because I hate the fucking movie. But anyway. Damn. uh we'll get into listen to listen to the action with time to one i'll go into the full we will oh we'll listen we will go back and listen to east society on the many ones that i had

fucking bished about that stupid movie but anyway maverick looks awesome action figure and send it to you uh or ice man oh gosh uh ice man we love you and you are the best batman out of all those other ones. Yeah, no. Oh, come back.

Jesus. Wait. I just, out of those four Batman movies, out of the two Tim Burton ones, and then the Schumacher ones, Val Camer was the best Batman out of those four.

Wow. We are invited to the night. He was not. Period. We are, Nez, we are divided tonight because Michael Keaton blows him out of the water.

I just watched those because we're supposed to do them on East Society. but garbage movies. Where was that? Oh, anyway. So, but during the Maverick trailer, the loud jets that were flying around, the baby, ah, started screaming. And I'm like, oh, fuck, really?

Any other movie, I could care less. But this was one of those ones where everybody was quiet. But, oh, and then that lady got up and moved, like, to the very front row. And I was sitting way. top in the back. It was in one of the big theaters. And I still heard that thing. I was like, God, damn, man. Just fucking stay home. Or do

the handoff. I was like, fuck. I mean, it was a double shot. They had a baby and a little toddler. Oh, boy. Fuck, man. Not the best movie for that either, right? Mm-mm. And then go see one of the, whatever kid movies

playing, but I did enjoy this one. way more. There was a lot more excitement, a lot of action. The CGI for the aliens, I thought they looked pretty sweet. It kind of reminds me of somewhat of a venom carnage type of look, like the mouth, a mouth, not the body or anything. Yeah, it was like if you took venom or carnage and kind of mixed them with Slender Man. Yeah. Yeah, it's great, great creature design.

Speaking of wonder, man, I just saw that movie again. Still, zero. Garbage. Yeah. Anyway. I go to sleep from listening to all the background noise and... I fell asleep in the fucking theater. That movie's garbage.

But I love Emily Blunt, period. She ain't Mary Poppins, but I love her. Not Mary Poppins. Julie Andrews is the only Mary Poppins. Emily Blunt can be my Mary Poppins anytime she wants. I can't wait to see that movie with The Rock. Oh, Jungle Cruise. They showed that trailer at our screening, too.

Yeah, that will be simultaneous theater in Disney Plus. The girl, Reagan, Millicent Simmons. I thought she was awesome in the first movie. I watched the first one right before I went and saw the second one, so I at least remember what happened. So the bar was set low for you. It was way low because I was like garbage. but I was really

I love that girl that actress I thought she did an awesome performance in the first one I didn't know she was really deaf until after all the reviews and everything came out so I thought that was really cool and I loved how she did a lot

in this one. It seemed to be focusing on her a little more than her mom and her brother but I thought that was really cool Sicilian or Cillian, whatever his name is. He was cool. I mean, I like him in just about every movie he's in. But he was good.

There was a character that came on. I was like, whoa, but then I was like, we'll get to that in spoilers. But I loved everything you saw on the trailer when the aliens are tearing apart that town. I thought that was awesome. That got me really juiced. I was hoping for more of that through the whole film,

but I didn't get it. but what I got was enough. Hopefully, they're making a third one, right? They have to. I think they're planning on it. All right. I want to see a more an explanation on how they got to Earth, where they came from. I mean, we kind of saw how they got there.

No, but I want to see what they came in. Okay. Well, see, for me, for me, for me, me, I love alien invasion movies. I love those movies. That's why when I found out this one, that first one, I was like, this wasn't a fucking alien invasion movie. It was bullshit.

I like this one because they show, at least show you something. They show it in the trailer, so it's not a spoiler. Does this movie give you a little bit better appreciation for the first one? Because it looks like if they go a third one, everything was slowly

building up. Like they're giving you more of the story as the movies go. I think more for the ending it did. I loved how the first one ended. I just totally forgot how it ended. So rewatching that one, I was like, ah, and how that one ended is how this one ended. So I was like, hmm, okay, cool.

So hopefully, whatever, when this third one comes, um, Cresensky, he, he just needs to do it. I mean, don't, I mean, just finish. Yeah. If it's a trilogy, finish it. Um, because as far as, I mean, even the first one, as far as direction and cinematography and everything, I thought it was cool.

This one, they were out in the world. I thought all that was cool. The special effects, not the aliens, just the world that this is all taking place in. I thought they did a really good job with all the sets that they had, the whatever steel meal they were in. And then when they were outside, I thought all that was really cool. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I really, I love this one a little bit more. And the beginning part was really, I was on the edge of my seat.

I was hoping that would have went a little bit longer. But I thought it was good at how it was just a normal day, then all of a sudden, what the fuck is this? And then all hell breaks loose. So I thought it was awesome. And I want to know, this was happening all over the world? Sounds like? I think so. Yeah, because they were already.

talking about like stuff that was happening in I don't know China or some other country or whatever sounds like an Independence Day type of thing yeah so but I mean I really enjoyed this one just because it was a little more action and uh it wasn't as quiet as the first one I mean there was times where it was quiet

but there was there was a lot more dialogue and a lot more action and everything running around it but overall man I enjoyed this one I want to see it again all right Brian, what did you think? I love this movie. I thought it was a step up from the first one. I love the characters. I love the little, I guess,

flashback scene, because they showed me enough to get an understanding, but they didn't show too much. That way I'm anticipating it to be in the next movie. I did like the girl. I do agree. it was a little bit more about her, but I like the character arc of the brother

because I get more into that in the spoilers, just seeing how he was in the beginning to how he finished the movie. Love Emily Blunt and everything she does. I thought she kind of picked it up a little bit more, because, you know,

the husband is not there anymore, so she has to be the main protector of the family and I thought she came across that aspect really good um thought the CGI was a lot better in this one for the for the monsters

uh I don't even think I can say anything else more without getting in the spoilers um Sillian Murphy Killian Murphy however you want to go by it thought he was pretty good I thought there was going to be a different

outcome with him but they didn't go that way but you I'm kind of glad because I ended up liking him throughout the movie and understanding his story. So, yeah, great movie. And my theater experience was a bunch of fucking bullshit. Here we go. Really?

I had the fucking. Okay. First of all, I'm still a little leery about the whole, you know, going to movie theaters and stuff. But after Spiral, I got, I was a little bit more confident the way the theater handled the, the, the seating and, you know, the arrangements and everything. Out the window this week. Same theater. Same theater.

Right. People were sitting wherever they want. And because a couple came in with their kids. And then it was like, oh, you know, the wife was like, oh, here's our seats. And the husband was like, oh, we can sit wherever we want. I was like, no, you can't, man. Don't fucking come sit by me. None of your fucking kids.

Yes, kids. Oh, boy. Then I had the baby. I had the baby in there. At least your theater. experiences aren't as bad as poor Tim in Australia. Some of the shit he puts up with body odor and everything else. Oh. Yeah, that's

a problem. The main thing that pissed me off the most was there was some teenagers in there and whichever boy was because it was a couple boys and then like a group of girls. Every time it got like, because you're right, you're right, it wasn't as quiet

throughout the movie like it wasn't the first one. Right. When it did get quiet all of a sudden the boy would just go, boom, like super loud. And then they would laugh, the girls would laugh. Like, oh, you're so funny, y'all. Oh, jeez. Yeah.

So I have to give them a fucking bad grade on this one. Yeah. Can I publicly say fuck that kid? Yes. And just everything, everything from that to the concession, like they had one side closed and the other side open. So everybody was all bunched up. together. Oh, man. Yeah, I hate that shit. And they had a kid on the register that was training. So he was just fucking pressing random buttons like the fucking idiot. Train during the week, not on the weekend for a new movie. I mean, I understand it's a movie theater. You're not going to get like adults coming to be ushers and stuff. But man, come on. You got to know what kind of person you're hiring with these kids. Because majority of the kids I see at movie theaters, you're

could tell they don't give a shit. Yeah, it'd be nice if they weren't such dumbasses. How about that? There you go. And that's the end of my rant. There was a kid in the way down in the front on his fucking phone, the whole movie. He at least had it dim so it wasn't bright. But I hate when they had the little flashes when they get like text messages.

And they're like texting each other sitting next to each other. Yeah. Ouch. It's the way they can get around talking in the movie theater. I'm about to go yell at my kids for no reason. All right, Lance, what did you think? Oh, man, I found this movie really fucking disturbing, man. I was just chills were running up and down the back of my spine.

Almost every fucking scene in this movie just made me, Yeah, kind of like some people get irritated by nails on a chalkboard. Unless I'm at the beach or the pool, I cannot fucking go anywhere barefoot, man. It's just gross. And every fucking scene in this movie is just a close-up of bare, naked, dirty, filthy feet. You think Quentin went to see this movie? Do what? You think Quentin Tarantino went to see this movie?

Yeah, that's kind of what I was wondering, man. That fucking nail from the first one. Who has a nail sticking up out of their stairs? I thought it was going to... There's no reason for that nail to be there. I know, I know, man. But out walking in the fucking mountains where there's snakes, there's fucking rocks, there's all kinds of stickers and burrs you can step into of just...

Ugh. So... That's what I didn't get. I mean, the first one I was like, you can... Even if you got shoes on, you can be quiet, fucking... Well, yeah. Tommy Shelby was wearing work boots the whole time. Scarecrow was running around with boots on.

I was like, God, come on. Now, it is a lot easier to walk quiet or barefoot or like, I mean, get some barefoot shoes or something, man.

Get some socks, man, or get some of those beach shoes, right? Yeah, there you go. I mean, I'll agree with both you guys.

This was a step up, I think, from the first movie. I think technically, this was almost a perfect movie. I really do. I think that the jump scares were placed very well. A few of the jump scares were, of course, predictable, but I still jumped.

I still jumped. But as far as, yeah, sound editing, cinematography, special effects, I love the creature effects. I love the fact that we got to see so many more of the creatures. Did they go full Walking Dead or not? That's what a lot of people want to know. Well, you're going to have to wait to spoilers, because we're not going to be. going to tell you whether they did or not as far as the, um, there's evil people out there, that quote that we heard. And does that pay off?

Yeah, we're going to find out if you stick around for spoilers, but we won't say now, but, uh, yeah, I have questions. It was, I liked it. I enjoyed it. It was definitely, um, again, better than the first movie. I think it built on it more. I think Krasinski has a good future ahead of him. And I think obviously he works with some really good people in Hollywood that know what the fuck they're doing when they make a movie. This was like a professionally made, and I don't know if a lot of that is because they had so much longer to, you know,

work on it and post or whatever. But yeah, it was just, it was a beautiful film. I enjoyed it quite a bit. Yeah, I will agree with you. I don't know that it was better than the first one because I thought, I actually really enjoyed the first one. I like the

theater experience that everything was so quiet the whole time. Matter of fact, I I showed it to my kids the day before we went to go see this movie because I was like, I kind of wanted to take the kids to it, but, you know, kids are a horror movie. But they did okay during the first one, and so I took them to the theater to see this one, and they did fantastic, not touting on my kids or anything, but yeah, they're pretty awesome. Better than the other two theaters, huh?

Yeah, yeah. Oh, definitely. Yeah, they watched it the whole time and were pretty quiet. Actually, Izzy fell asleep. She's eight. That's okay. But my 10-year-old watched it the whole way through and was very curious. He was asking me a ton of questions after the movie was over.

Has he seen the first one? Yeah. He watched the first one with me the night before. so they enjoyed it. I thought this was a... Man, I almost want to say a better theater experience just because I think it was more of a regular kind of movie. But like the first quiet place was such a different theater experience

than anything I'd ever been to because it was so quiet the whole time. Yeah, it was almost like everybody had an agreement. when they came in to be quiet. Yeah. Not this time, Brian? No. In the middle of it. Yeah, that first time when I saw it, I mean, I always sit there with that big tub of popcorn.

Yeah. It was like one of the first movies I left where I still had some left over. Because I'm usually just shoveling it in my mouth until it's empty. And I couldn't. I could barely like take a drink during the first one. I was like, I had to sip. Oh, man. But this one.

Everybody in the entire. theater can hear you chew. Yes, because someone way on the other side of the theater unwrapped the candy bar or something. And you can hear them trying to be quiet because it's like just barely small little crinkle. And it's so loud too. Yeah.

Yeah. Like you can hear the noises from the next movie over. Yeah. Like any other time you wouldn't even think about it. But for a quiet place, somebody like opening a rapper and everybody's just like, what man, come on now. Yeah. this one

oh man since there was more action I was able to just shovel in the popcorn and everything but when it got quiet I stopped eating and drinking yeah and so there were there were quiet moments in this one but yeah it definitely was more action more of a regular movie

and I think that they did a great job man I was very impressed with it I think this was totally worth the weight and just as good as the first one. They've got a pretty good trilogy, hopefully, going on here. One thing that I did enjoy in the first one and in this one was the, what was her name?

Reagan, her character. I liked it when it was focusing on her and then the sound just went off. Yeah, she's deaf. I liked how they did that. Oh, that was a nice effect. Yeah. And I liked how they did it in this one. I think when it came to her when she was out and about and the monsters and everything were running around, I think to me that was more suspenseful because she couldn't hear him. Right. She's looking in a different direction. So that one was more suspenseful because there was times where she was sitting there and you see things moving in the background, but she doesn't know.

And I'm sitting on the edge of my seat like, fucking turn around. But I love, that's why I loved her character. I loved everything that she was doing in this one. because she had to step it up. I did, I did, I felt for her and her father at the end of the last one when, because she was kind of taken blame for the death of her little brother. Yeah. As well as the mom, that was sad. All that, all that stuff in the first one was sad.

Even in this one, when they went back past his little, his little cross in the ground. I was like, oh. But I thought it was good. I mean, I loved it. she had to step up as well as that boy he was a whiny little bitch in the first movie but in this one he he he had to step it up some more other than he he's the man of the house now and it was i don't know i he got on my nerves in the first movie this one uh it wasn't his fault uh we'll get to it in spoilers but um i just i just love this milson simmons i hope she

does more and more with her career i think she will well well And that was one of my gripes of this one, is there are a lot of dumb people doing dumb things, and that little boy is one of the major culprits. Okay. Let's not say too much yet. But they do have a good character arc. I think that they had to do some dumb things to redeem themselves later. I'll take that. And there may be a lot of things that they could have done differently in this,

movie, and we'll get into that in spoilers. But on the whole, preparation, HBO. Dude, that was coming. Well, Ron Tomatoes gave it certified fresh tomato meters 991% audience scores higher 94%.

Wow. Okay. People are glad to be back at the theater. Gotta love some good chocolate ice cream. All right. Scores. What do you think? The first one, I think I gave it a two or something like that.

Ouch. This one, I'll give it as eight. Wow. That's a big difference. No kidding. I think you need to watch the first one again. I did. I watched it right before I went and saw this one. I don't understand. All right.

Brian, what did you think? Give it an 8.5. I think I gave the original on an 8, and I think this is a step up slightly. Cool. Enjoyed the cast. I like the progression of the story, and I think they touched up the CGI on the creatures.

Yes, definitely. Lance, what do you think? Seven and a half. It's a good movie. Probably won't be a top 10. There's a lot of good movies this year, but I definitely enjoyed it. And I took the family.

that's always a plus nice yeah I'm gonna go eight for now it may come up in the future but uh yeah but I I liked it it was it was very solid and a good theater experience

so if you're looking for something to go watching the theater this is a good one yeah and if you we didn't sell you on it enough to go brave the theaters right now it will be on Paramount Plus 45 days after the theater release. Nice.

I told my granddaughter 30, man. She wants to see it again. I said, wait, we're not going to go buy another ticket. Lying to the grandkids. She'll be okay. I thought it was 30. It's 45, huh? Yeah, it's all Paramount releases in the theater will be on Paramount Plus 45 days after.

All right. But watch it again. All right. Spoiler alert. Spoiler alert. You've been fucking warned. This is a motherfucking spoiler alert. You've been fucking warned.

This is a motherfucking spoiler alert. You've been fucking warned. All right. I'm going to kick it off with Marcus, the brother. I, yeah, he did a lot of fucking stupid shit, but I liked his character art. Because you go back to the flashback to him at the baseball game.

He's always been that kid that was just kind of, of scared of things. True. Yeah, true. See him at bat, you know, he's scared of the ball. You know, he's flinching. He doesn't have confidence. And I like that they showed that because they kind of gave you a window into who,

why he is the way. I mean, of course, he's going to be scared as fucking alien creatures, killing everybody. But add that to the fact that he was always scared. And I just like, by the time you got to the end, you know, he kind of found himself and stepped up and did what he had to do. And that's the whole baseball thing like I totally relate to with my kid. Like, you know, we're working on baseball right now. And that's one of the big things is, you know, just get up there and don't be scared, but they get so nervous, you know.

And there's so many of them that do. And I think he's a great little actor. I mean, he was giving me that whole vibe of really being scared. And then when he stepped into that bear trap, I felt. every bit of that pain that he was letting out. That was good. Yeah, he could not, because he knows what happens if you make noise, but he just could not contain that pain and his mom's trying to cover his mouth and he just can't stop.

I felt every bit of that right there. I felt every bit of it from the mom. Shut the fuck up. Yeah. Yeah. I totally. agree with you on him. He made a lot of really dumb decisions because he was trying to be his own person, which, you know, is a growth that anybody goes through in their lifetime. And by the end of it,

you know, he was doing his own thing and being brave. And I thought that was pretty cool. And so was the deaf girl. You know what I mean? Like she was so much more of a badass in this one. Like, I think my biggest issue at the beginning of it was like, because at the end of the last movie, like, she's cocking the shotgun and they're like, okay, we're about to go kick some ass. Right. It rolls into this movie and they're just still running away. I can see that. Yeah. No, I mean, I can too, but like.

No, I mean, I see what you're saying. You know, shoot them in the face. Yeah, and I'll tell you one thing, the way that little girl shot that shotgun in the train, that is not how a shotgun shoots. There's a lot of recoil involved. There was none, yeah. Yeah, shotgun's rough. Especially when the scarecrow came. That high-powered rifle, that high-powered rifle would have went right through that thing and shot her.

I was like, no. Well, that would have been a different movie if that happened. I liked I liked his progression too I like that you found out that he knew where his best friend and his family was the whole time and he never even

even thought he was like did you ever think to come for us and he was just no the fact the fact that her husband if he would have known that he was alive he would have came for him yeah

I thought he was going to be the weird creeper and then trying to get at them or something. Well, yeah, they tried to make it look that way. We got weird creepers later. Yeah, when the boy was going through his room and looking at all the stuff, of course, we were going to think he would find out he was a serial killer, right?

Yeah, but we ended up seeing like all the pictures of his son. Right. Or his sons, because he had two. Mm-hmm. Oh, man. What did you guys all think about did they go full walking dead or not, right? What did y'all think about the boat dock scene?

Fucking weird. I want to know why they all look like they were burnt. Yeah, it didn't. That almost took me out of it, man. That one scene. They didn't need that. They were those Appalachian people because that's where they were taking place. Oh, from wrong time?

Yeah, it was them. I got a little uneasy there because they gave me, with all these kind of postings. apocalyptic type movies is always like a rapy element always talked about that yeah and I feel like that's what he was just kind of looking at the

girl for yeah of course and that was a little uneasy so you knew that but why did they all have fucking red eyes and like weird pop marks I know man maybe that'll be in the third

maybe they'll explain it yeah it was like the the the the weird guys in a bird box, you know? Oh, yeah, that's right. All these movies, they have that. And I thought it was way too big of a coincidence that that boat just happened to wash up on the island. Oh, it was because.

I thought it was because of them, too, that it got to that island. It was. Yeah, if they had to zone what they did, then they had aliens there. That was the boat he took the anchor off or the, it was tied up and he untied it. Right, right. And just happened to float over there? Yeah, so essentially it was his fault why all those people died. Yeah, I was like, oh.

Who needs a sail? The boat is just going to float to where you need to go. Other than that, I kind of like the island concept. Did you guys? Yeah. I feel bad for De Bon Honsu. Yeah. And that's doing that long.

Well, and in the first movie, they had one of the aliens like slinking through the water like he knew at a swim. Yeah. Did they? Yeah. Okay. Well, I guess they rethought that. Well, I think it was still able to stand on the water. Yeah. Okay. But to the point where you're like in the ocean

and stuff, they can't swim, swim. Mm-hmm. So... Yeah, but the way he was like like they would throw the arms back and just sort of float through the water with no resistance. You got to forget about that part, Phil. You would think they could probably swim. You got to forget about that part in the first movie.

Signs. Let's invade a planet that's 80% of water. We never said aliens were supposed to be the smartest. The other problem I had with this one, because I kind of like went, wow, wait a minute. Everyone's watching that baseball game, and you see that big whatever in the sky, it looked like just a big fireball coming. Okay. And it looks like it landed miles and miles away.

Yes, yes. And the next thing you know, boom, here comes one. I was like, hey, wait a minute. Yeah, immediately, right? Yeah, that was a little too quick. Yep, yep, little problem with the continuity there, sure. And to be fair, I'm involved in a lot of Little League games right now. There's no way anybody would leave that ballpark if there's something miles and miles away burning up in the sky.

Right, right now. no they seem pretty calm the giant fireball was heading towards earth everybody was like we'll just calmly collect our children and slowly oh no baseball parents are totally different

they'd be like fuck that let's finish this game bullshit I mean I liked how that whole situation just from just a nice sunny day at the ball field and then fucking just hell on earth. I mean, everyone just went crazy, like, fast.

How many, was it a two-year span? Because it was like 400 and something days? Yeah. From the first one, or from when it, day one to where we are in this one? Yeah, it was like 400 and something. And did the first movie happen all in one day and one night? No. No, it jumped. It jumped days. It started Go ahead

It felt like it was just one day Because it said day Whatever whatever whatever And then this one it was like Unless I got missed something It was the next day So yeah I don't know

I think the first one started on like day Whatever Whatever I tried to see if I could find it Like 100 and something And that's when the kid died And then it was day like 400 and something

something when she was having the baby. And then this, you know, picks right back up after the first movie. But, yeah, no, they did a little time jump in the first one, too. It's not saying here when the time period

between it happened and when the little boy died, but it is saying from when the little boy died till the beginning of a quiet place was a year later. Okay. All right. that makes sense.

Oh gosh. And when they win that flashback scene, when he walked by the fucking the little spaceship toy. Oh yeah. Of course. Man. Oh, man.

Fucking dumb ass kids doing dumb ass shit. You just fucking listen. I forgot about that whole part. Watching the beginning, the first one, I was like, uh-huh. I was sitting there. That part got.

That's rough, man. I still want to know why he was the fucking in the back by himself. yeah at least he should have been in front because i mean i felt sorry for emily blount's character because she was she was also blaming herself like i should have just carried him but he was he was so heavy

but he's so little that's that's real man that's understandable you know yeah i think they got that right it was yeah it was when stuff like that happens you start thinking the blame the blame game you start you start You start blaming yourself

Anytime anybody dies There's the blame game Yeah It can get real ugly real quick I felt I felt their pain on how How they were thinking Both of them all of them

I mean even the kids So I really loved that Human aspect of this Of this sci-fi drama Horror film I thought they really hit it out of the park With that in the first one as well as in this one because it was still continuing

on and then bringing in this new character where he was dealing with the loss of his whole family. You guys talk, AJ just texted me, we got a snake in the front I got to go kill. I'll be right back. The snake? Yeah, I agree with you. They really hit the emotional strings in this one and the first one. Yeah.

But I was, when they got to that, island I was like oh man some kind of somewhat safety but then I was still thinking shit man they still got to go back and get the mom and the baby and the brother and because he said it took what two and a half days to get there I was like oh my god so I was just I was thinking and then also thinking watching this and watching all these apocalyptic films like what would you do in that situation I mean how if all hell broke loose and everything I mean like what was going on in the world today? What if it got worse or just,

it was already worse, but what if it was to where it was just hell on earth and war in the streets here in America? I know it's war in the streets and other parts of the world, but. I already got my Mad Max outfit picked out, so I'm good. You got your chaps and everything? Yeah, if I got much football pads

and leather code that's missing a sleeve for some reason. Yeah. Because I was sitting at... My friend, I live in Texas. Yeah, I was thinking that too, but I was just thinking, what would you do? And that's what I felt for... I don't know his name. Scarecrow is what I'm calling him.

But I felt for him, too, because losing his whole family and it was just him, I mean, other than he was just scared. Yeah. And he didn't want to go to them. Because when she asked him, she told him, she told him, did you see that fire? And he was, like, hesitant to answer. he was even hesitant to take his mask off to to show her who he was yeah yeah so i was like oh man i mean that's how scared in uh such a bad place he was at at that time so i was like man i just felt for him but it makes me think what would you do in a situation like this i mean yeah we watch horror

movies and and all these type of films but if it really came down to it i mean what You think you could survive as long as it. And kiss your ass. Goodbye. I'd come for you guys. I wouldn't ignore you guys. Right. Now, would I do that for everybody?

No. Because the other thing. All right, real quick. Fuck, me. I forgot what I was going to say. Lance your message messing me up. Yeah, continue. I forgot.

Oh, oh. really quick, really quick. Not anymore. We don't. Not that one anyway. You got him? Yeah. All the food, all the food they had in the house because they were growing vegetables and

fruit and everything. They had it all in jars. I mean, I was like, I was thinking, why did they leave? The only thing that was on fire was the barn. The only thing that was on fire was the barn. The house was still there. I was like, wow. You guys should have just, well, they let that burn.

but I don't know. They didn't stay in the house, though. They didn't stay in the house, though. Well, they did sleeping in that basement? Why did they leave? Yeah, the basement flooded. Ah, okay. And they never stayed in the house.

And I think they said something about that in the first one, how it wasn't safe to. Okay, so they had to find a new place to hang out, right? Yeah, because he had the perfect place. I mean, other than that fucking giant has opening they can slide down into. But at least he had a backup plan with the, And that was smart, too, the way he had that door handle blocked and he would tie him. Yeah. How long he had to hear in there?

It worked great until it didn't. Yeah, you kind of knew what happened. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it was like the nailed that gets bent up by the potatoes. That's when I thought they were going to go in a fucked up place because I thought the brother was just going to use all the oxygen and not give the baby none. Yeah. But then, you know, put the mask back on her and then kind of passed out holding it on.

on her. Yeah, that part, I got a little claustrophobic during there. Oh, very claustrophobic. Anything else specific? Are you guys ready to wrap it up? I think that's it for me. Yeah. That'll work. Good movie. Definitely some plot points that were weird. Why did you do the things that you did?

But, you know, you can do that with any movie. Yeah, you could pick anything apart, right? Yeah. All right. Well, what's coming up on action? and stream fiends guys action we just dropped 1990s gladiator

which stream themes I'm sorry and there's some questionable boxing sorry we got so many shows we do questionable boxing there's some questionable fight scenes in there yeah but we'll listen to it yeah and

that is my favorite scene watch watch the movie just for the last 15 minutes just for that seat. Action returns. We just recently dropped Tom Clancy's Without Remorse. And the next three episodes, we are going to do the Beverly Hills Cop franchise.

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And let's have the fanatic commentary. Hunter Dunbar? Hunter Dumbar? It's going to be you, bro. All right. Next week, we're going to check out the conjuring. The devil made me do it. And the haunting in

Connecticut. So, Nez, until the whole Which one? Which one? Yeah, one or two? I don't know. Because one one is a warrant It has to do with a warrant case So I don't think

The hunting in the Connecticut one? Yeah Oh I don't think it's I don't think it's the warrants Are in it I don't remember if they are But I know it's based on one of their cases Oh

Well fuck we're in right And I've never seen two So I haven't even Well we know you'll watch them both Until the horror returns again Nez Good night