The Horror Returns - THR - Ep. #276: Green Room (2015) & We Need To Do Something (2021)
Episode Date: September 7, 2021This week, we take on single room horror with the new IFC Midnight release We Need to do Something, as well as Green Room. Cool of the Week includes AEW All Out, Werewolves Within, American Horror Sto...ry, and What We Do In the Shadows. Trailer is Welcome to the Blumhouse. And we shine the podcast spotlight on The Horror Virgin. Thanks for listening!
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I'm Lance and with me as always.
always are my co-host Kevin, Brian, and Philip.
How's it going, guys?
It's going.
I know.
Good.
Nez, you've been into any wrestling events lately?
No, just the one in Vegas when we were going off down there.
But speaking of wrestling, might as well dive in the cool of the week.
Yeah, why not?
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages.
Welcome to another quick little episode of the wrestling return because I got to get back to work.
But Brian, all out.
Shytown, the return of many people we already know and love.
But the American Dragon, the Dynamic Dragon, Daniel Bryan, Brian Danielson.
Yeah, got to get that name right.
And Ruby Soho and Adam Cole, baby!
I don't know, a single name you guys just mentioned.
It was a crazy night.
I still need to watch the rest.
The only thing I saw was the best in the world,
seeing Punk taking on, excuse me, which is nuts.
Darby Island.
Yeah, I was the only match.
Somebody threw it on YouTube, so I watched it when I got to work.
I need to watch the rest later, but, man, what did you think of punk?
A little rusty, little rusty, but for being gone seven years, I thought he did a damn good job in there.
Crowd was totally behind him.
Crowe was surprisingly behind Darby, I thought pretty much as it was for him.
Kind of a slow match, but it picked up near the end, and Darby, that guy can take a beating.
Yeah, I don't want to say Darby was carrying punk, but you can clearly see you got to shake off some of the dust and scrape off that rust because I'm sure.
he was tired. I couldn't go in there
and do it, but
yeah, there was times where it looked like he was
huffing and puffing.
Yeah. Darby was saving him by
falling out of the ring.
But they took
hard bumps, man. That
that reversal
off the top, well then they weren't on
the top top. It looked like Punk was going to slam
Darby, but then Darby just
twisted and bam
came down right on punk. That looked like it knocked
the wind out of him for a minute. But, um,
that go to sleep
and kick Darby out of the ring
I thought that was awesome
but
Darby we love you
but he did look back
really quick to see
where he was going to fall
and then he just
blew out of the ring
but man that match was good
and everybody was hyped
man
they must have turned up the music this time
because you could hear
living color
because when he made his return
you couldn't hear shit
all you heard was that
was the crowd
and that was cool
but it was a good match
but I was cool
I love Kenny Omega
he's badass period
but that was awesome
when he was trying to hype everyone up
and then
well Adam Cole came out first
and that was awesome
of course we knew which way
direction he was going to go
but when Daniel Bryanson came out
I assume he's going by the American
Dragon too because his AEW shirt
that American Dragon is back
and it says Brian Danielson
on the bottom
Yeah, you can do whatever he wants now.
He's not with WWE.
They were slapping WWE in the face all night.
So what's the event you guys are talking about?
This is like a different, like an offshoot, right?
From AEW.
Okay.
All out pay-review.
All-out PPV, huh?
Yep.
He can't get away from the yes chant, which was cool,
but you could see that he wanted to do it, but he didn't.
He just kind of held his arms to the side and ran out like he does.
But it's too late.
I mean, the yes, movement took over.
Yes, it started at WWE and everything.
But, yeah, it got full steam when he came out.
So it's good to see.
I still cringe when he does what he does because he did go out.
He had to retire for a neck injury.
But he came back.
And he still, so I'm just,
I, man,
Brian, man, I love you,
but I'm like, come on, man, just take it even.
It was good to see Ruby.
I mean, I love her.
Yeah, she was Ruby Riot, and they did her dirty.
Adam Cole was a shocker to me.
I mean, not that he came to AEW,
but for them to let him go as hard as they were pushing him for a while.
But I don't know.
I just assume his contract was up and he said, I'm out.
He wants to be with his girl.
Yeah.
Dr. Britt Baker, DMD.
AEW, let's go of the reins really loosely.
So every wrestler can pretty much do what they want.
They can do all their side hustles and everything.
So cool, man.
So, hey, I hate to interrupt, but how does that work?
So AEW, are they an actual, like, offshute of W?
They're completely separate company.
And all these people were talking about are people that recently weren't either their contracts were up or they were cut from the from WWE and they're going over to AEW.
And they give them a lot of creative control over there, over their own characters or how they want to do whatever they want to do.
and like Ness says like
WWE prohibits people from
having like side hustles
like you you know getting paid off YouTube
and Twitch but
AW allows that over there
and that's where CM Punk win huh
yeah he'll
you'll never see him WWE
ever
yeah
you can get your shirts now everyone
because mine's on it's way
because they shut down the internet
a couple weeks ago
But as far as cool as a week, that was mine, just to see all of them come back.
We knew that we're going to go AEW, which is good.
So, I mean, those...
We did...
East Society, we did do an episode.
I just got to put it together and put it out, so it should be out.
If not before or after you hear this, it should be out to definitely give that.
We go over a lot of good stuff.
But one more cool of the week was that new.
movie Wild Indian with Michael
Gray eyes and Chesky Spencer
that shit was a slow
slow burn but man that shit
was crazy and it was
it hit the feelings on some things
I mean stuff that I've seen in my lifetime
so it was
I had tears on my eyes in some parts
but yeah it got crazy but it was
a good movie man it wasn't very long
some people were saying oh it was like a horror movie
it was not a horror movie shut the fuck up
with all that but it was a
good movie. If you guys haven't seen it, you can rent it or buy it on Amazon or...
It's out there.
Is that the one with Jesse Eisenberg?
That was a surprise. He was in it, but it looks like he...
Does he show up?
Yeah, he's one of the executive producers, so good for him.
Oh, okay. Yeah.
I'm hearing good things, man. I'm hearing Oscar. Oscar buzz already.
Oh, yeah, I guess I could see it. I mean, these, some of these, some of these actors,
native actors, a lot of people think they're new.
These guys have been in the game a while,
but they're just now starting to get bigger,
bigger roles.
Michael Grayey's being on Fear the Walking Dead,
as well as having one of the leads
in Rutherford Falls.
Chesky Spencer, a lot of you
just know him as one of the
Wolfpack, the leader of the Wolfpack and the
Twilight movies, but he's
been doing all kinds of stuff.
So, I mean, it's good to see that these
natives brothers and sisters
and friend of the show, Sherry,
she was in the movie as well.
That was a good
a good
little surprise
I didn't know
but oh also
another quick one
the new episode
of Reservation Dogs
who
no spoilers
oh my
I sound like
everybody's behind
I was like man
I cried through
that whole episode
that one
it was a tough one
for me
but it was really
good episode
Paulie
Paulina Alexis
little sister
I love you
uh you do an amazing job in the show so those are my coals of the week nice well i'll jump in
and just normally mine are either not horror related or they suck completely but uh i think i may
have added a couple of things to uh my top 10 list this week oh nice it's a big thing yeah so i
watched um blood red sky oh the the vampire on the plane
Yeah, vampire on a plane.
Fucking really cool concept.
And yeah.
Yeah, definitely paid off.
We had the English language stuff turned on, but, you know, you can tell some of them are speaking, I don't know, German or Czech or whatever.
But, man, really well done.
Really good concept.
I was very happy with it.
My wife actually sat down and watched it.
with me. I've heard all good things about it. Yeah. And I also watched
Werewolves Within. You guys liked it more than me. You didn't like it? Oh my
good. We're fucking sure making my top 10 list. That was a great. Oh, so that that's your actual
cool of the week then. Oh yeah, man. All right. That was really good. I was very, very
impressed with it. It was funny. I'm glad most people like it.
Yeah, had the chick from the AT&T commercials in it.
Yeah, right.
Don't spoil anything now.
But no, yeah, good, good movie.
I was very happy with those.
Nice.
And I think that's about all I got.
I started watching The Shed, but I'm not done with it yet.
Oh, the Shed from a couple of years ago?
Yeah.
That's pretty good.
No, Brian, is it like a kid that keeps a Vambor?
Pirate or something in his shed or something like that?
Or am I thinking of a different?
Spoiler.
Okay.
That's two years ago.
We're allowed me to do it.
But, yeah, no, I'm about halfway through it.
I'm definitely liking it so far.
I mean, I guess it's theirs to screw up.
But I remember watching the trailer and really wanted to see it.
It's not a bad movie.
Yeah, I'm pretty impressed so far, keeping my attention.
Brian, do you get a laundry list?
I got two shows in a movie, so if you want to jump in.
All I've got is a show.
Okay.
And it's far and away cool of the week, and I've got to ask you guys,
where the fuck has McCauley Cawken been this whole time?
American Horror Story has been out because he is phenomenal in this show.
Living off that Home Alone money.
I love this new season.
I don't know.
I'm only two episodes in, but I think,
AJ could tell you that I said this. I think this is my favorite
favorite series since
asylum. Yeah, I'm enjoying it. I think
they're using Sarah Paulson, right?
Yeah, no kidding. I didn't even know that was her. Yeah, I think I said a couple
weeks ago, this is probably my favorite character of hers so far.
Because it doesn't even, like you said, it doesn't even seem like her.
No, I did not know it was Sarah Paulson until AJ literally
said, is that Sarah Paulson?
The crazy lady at the grocery store?
And she's actually probably the sanest person in that town, as it turns out.
But, oh, man, just top-notch.
She doesn't play the high and mighty freaked out by everything Karen this year?
No, she's like, what do they call it in the cabin in the woods, the harbinger?
She's that crazy person that tells you to get the fuck out of here.
Ah, that's right.
That's right.
It tries to warn you.
Or the guy at the gas station at any one number of Texas Cabin in the Woods movies.
Yeah.
She's not as, she's not as mysterious with it, though.
She's straight of like, get the fuck out of here, you motherfucker.
You know, just.
I will definitely say that Evan Peters and Francis Conroy are like totally stand out in this.
Oh, yeah.
They're far and away my two favorite characters.
So it's a great, it's a great show.
I'm definitely enjoying it.
And I don't know, oh, Philip, you got to start watching it.
You know why?
Why?
Because this one is called Double Feature.
And the first six episodes are one storyline.
And the second six episodes are a UFO alien storyline.
Oh, all right.
Yeah.
I'm wondering how they connect it because the poster has an alien making out
with some weird sea creature thing.
It'd be interesting.
That's how you got here, Brian.
Oh.
All right.
That's it.
Far and away, American Horror Story.
Looking for more.
Okay, let's see.
Right before we started recording,
I started a new Hulu.
I believe it's a limited series.
It's a murder mystery comedy.
Oh, okay.
What is it called?
only murders in the building.
Is Steve Martin in it?
Steve Martin, Martin Short, and
Selena Gomez.
I'm in.
Is it on Amazon or
It's Hulu?
It's a Hulu original.
Okay.
Steve Martin, Martin Short,
and Selena Gomez?
Yeah, they,
I'm only one episode in
and the
gist of it is basically
they all live in the same building.
they have nothing to do with each other.
They just kind of run into each other in a hallway,
and there's something going on in the building.
Everybody has to evacuate.
They all happen to share the same booth at a restaurant,
and they all just happen to,
they just realize they all listen to the same murder,
or true crime podcast.
And they end up finding out that a murder happens in the building
and, you know,
kind of piques their interest of,
kind of wanting to solve the mystery themselves
and try to record a podcast while doing it.
Or at least that's Martin Shorts' whole angle to it.
Sounds promising.
So like I said, I'm only one episode in.
It's around like 30 minutes of episode,
and I think there's only five episodes.
So I'll probably be done with this later today after we record.
So they put everything,
at once then.
Yeah.
What was the other show?
I just watched.
Sorry,
let me pull up.
Have you seen what we do in the shadows yet?
Yes, thank you, Lance.
Okay.
I just watched the first two episodes of season three,
and it is still fantastic.
We have to watch it with AJ tonight.
Yeah.
Won't really spoil anything.
But if everything you've come to love with the show,
they're still continuing it.
Very nice.
And the movie I caught this week is
Karen.
Okay.
Speaking of the
What's Her Face?
Karen.
Is it what we think it is?
Yes, it is.
It is
about the phenomena
that we've come to known as
a Karen.
I.
And I can't say that the movie's great.
Uh-huh.
It does look like it's a straight-for-TV movie, but the actress, what is her name?
Taryn Manning.
She's from Orange and New Black, and she was, what was her name on Sun's Anarchy?
Cherry.
Oh, yeah, she's pretty good.
Yeah, she plays Karen, who is a Karen.
It's Karen.
Which is a joke in the movie.
Taryn Manning as Karen.
She
totally embodies everything
you think of Karen is in this movie,
which is probably the best part of the movie.
And she embodies it so much
that I just read a story
how she's being attacked by white women
on social women.
I'm sure.
Always the white women.
But
like I said,
I can't say it's the best thing
I've seen, but it was interesting to see her play this role and just kind of go through all the,
like I said, everything you would think a Karen is.
Oh, yes.
It sounds hilarious.
It's not, it's all in good fun.
All in good fun.
Yeah, watch it in good fun, but like I said, I can't say it's a good movie.
It does, it looks like.
Super made for TV, huh?
Yeah, any given day, this would be straight to TV.
NBC or CBS, that bad, or a step up from that at least?
Probably a step up, but not a giant step.
So it's got to suck to be a named Karen right now.
Yeah, and that was the running joke in the movie.
There was like, there's that Karen that I had a problem with.
What's their name?
And somebody would be like, Karen.
He was like, yeah, the Karen.
What's her name?
They're like, Karen.
Like, yeah.
Ouch.
What was that movie?
Oh, Heather's in the 80s, Christian Slater.
And every popular girl was named with...
Yeah, but that gives you a good connotation to a name, you know what I mean?
Right.
Like, you imagine the people that named their kids Karen, like, I don't know, 15 years ago before this whole thing started?
Yeah, and looking at the name, it almost looks like cracking.
So that doesn't help either.
So what's the champion, Brian?
I should have a dog named ISIS.
Ouch.
Before ISIS existed.
Well, you have a cat named Taliban.
Yeah, it's also an Egyptian goddess, all right?
So I'll lose that.
I'm going with what we do in the shadows.
Nice.
All right.
All right.
Well, I guess that means.
It's time for horror headlines.
Brought to you by Brian.
Take it away, man.
All right.
Guillermo del Toro has a new horror anthology coming to Netflix
called The Cabinet of Curiosity's.
Did he produce it or actually directed?
He's James wanting it up on this one.
I don't know if it does.
But he did write a couple of the episodes,
and he is handpicking the directors
and I have a list.
Panos Cosmatos, who did Mandy.
Oh, yeah.
That's a big name.
Jennifer Kent, who did the Babbadoot and the Nightingale.
He's getting some really big names.
Vincenzo Natale, who did Splice.
Okay.
And David Pryor, who did The Empty Man,
which I'm going to give that another try.
I'm hearing a lot of people actually did like that movie,
and I see it's on HBO Max now.
Hmm.
Okay.
And a couple of new people added to the cast,
Andrew Lincoln from The Walking Dead.
Okay.
Crispin Glover.
S.C. Davis, who was the star of the Babaduke.
Can't be bad.
Robocop himself, Peter Weller.
The Robocop.
The original...
The guy's still alive?
Yes.
I was thinking.
Well, he wasn't sons of anarchy
for a couple of seasons.
Oh, he was, wasn't he?
Yeah.
Wasn't he like a pimp or something?
I think so.
Yeah.
A pimp that owned a candy store.
Yeah.
A pimp that owned a candy store, yeah?
Yeah.
There you, cop pimp that on the candy store.
That's him.
He was badass in Longmire.
Oh, yeah?
Was that pretty recently?
Well, whenever Longmire was.
was. I don't remember.
He was, I think he was another sheriff, a retired one.
Okay.
Spoiler alert, he was dirty. But he was badass.
Does he just play cops?
Dirty cops.
Dirty cops.
Sounds that way.
He plays the bad guy in Robocop.
Oh, that's right.
Let's see.
They're joining already people on the cast, F. Murray Abraham.
Tim Blake Nelson
quite a few people here
and some of the stories will be
based off
HP Lovecraft's work
so a lot going on
with this series
all right let's see here
Lance I thought I had a story here from you
oh you're still watching
all the Walking Dead shows right
I'm watching the Walking Dead
I'm going to finish fear, I think, but I'm not going to watch that stupid one with the younger kids.
Well, you know it was a two-season story arc and the second season they're bringing Pollyanna McIntosh and her character.
Back to the Walking Dead, right?
No, Walking Dead World Beyond.
Oh, no.
That means I have to watch it.
God damn it, Brian.
My work here is done.
Oh, they lost me in a few seasons back.
There you go.
I mean, I've got them all streaming.
I pay for every fucking streaming service under the sun,
so I guess I'm in.
I love AMC, or I love The Walking Dead and zombies,
but man, that show has lost me.
They lost your.
Long time ago.
Let's see.
Jordan Peels.
On what if?
What about what if?
Marvel zombies are.
coming.
Oh, next episode.
When is that going to be?
Okay, next week.
This week.
Oh, today.
Tonight.
Ah, okay.
Can I have to stream it then?
Midnight.
Oh, not until midnight tonight.
I got you.
You guys watched that last episode?
That last episode was fucking depressing as hell.
I've only seen the first two.
I've only seen the first.
You got to watch when Dr.
What if Dr. Strain
loses his heart instead of his hands.
Oh, no, guys.
Breaking,
breaking alert,
breaking alert.
I don't want to bring the show down.
But we did cover Hapin Leonard.
We did it all rest of the spectrum.
I was saving that, Lance.
All right.
I was saving that.
Yeah, that was a blow.
I won't bury the lead then.
Let me get this last one out.
Jordan Peels, Monkey Paul Productions,
inks a two-year television deal with Universal.
so we'll get some more television from Jordan Peel.
But yeah, it's like...
Hopefully it'll be better than the Twilight Zone.
Well, hopefully he'll be more involved than he was with the Twilight Zone.
Is that what happened?
He just said, here, y'all take over.
I'll put my name on it, my money behind it, and that's it, huh?
Yeah, I don't think he wrote a lot of those episodes.
Yeah, James Wonded.
Every time.
James Juan, don't fuck up next week.
This week.
I think we're in good shape.
It looks really good.
All right.
The down part of the news here, as we record today, Michael K. Williams, great, great actor, passed away today.
Oh, no.
Omar.
Damn.
How'd that happen?
Not a lot is coming out, but they're saying right now it might have been an accidental
overdose.
Wow.
Who's that comedian that died that overdosed on
Coke? I guess I had fentanyl in it.
Oh, that, name, name the one.
Either yesterday or the day before.
I don't know. Let me look it out because I haven't heard about that one.
Hey, we're touring Tennessee right now. We went to Graceland
and then we just went to the country music Hall of Fame.
I've heard about 20 or 30 overdose death by
overdose stories in the last two days.
Oh, Fouquan Johnson?
Yeah. I haven't seen a lot of
his, but I heard he was like an up-and-coming.
I think it was him and like two other people died.
I guess him and I don't know if it was a girlfriend,
but they were saying two other people
were in critical condition in the hospital.
I don't know if they passed or anything, but...
They passed.
Oh, they did?
Yeah, the fentanyl-laced cocaine.
Wow.
Not a good idea.
They're not a good idea.
Right.
Not a good idea.
And while we're at it, I want to say also RIP to
Daphne Unger, a wrestler, passed away.
Oh.
Took her own life a couple days ago.
Damn.
What's going on?
Yeah, she had went on Instagram live and kind of
basically was getting her last words out.
and then nobody can get a hold of her.
And when her family got there, they found her unresponsive.
She didn't kill herself online live, did she?
No, she just kind of getting her message out there of how she was feeling and then kind of signed off.
And then nobody can get a hold of her.
And yeah, there's people, there's numbers out there you can call, you know, people you can get a contact with, you know.
If anybody listening, you know, you guys can get in contact with us, you know.
Yeah.
It's not worth it.
There's too much to explore.
There's too much to see.
There's too much to live, man.
Is that it for the news?
Yeah.
Damn.
I was hoping you were going to bring us up with something positive, man.
There ain't nothing going on.
A lot of people dying.
All right.
A lot of people were born, too.
Yay.
There you go.
The new Venom movie got moved up to October 1st.
Yay!
All right, there we go.
Or Tom Hardy action, right?
I ain't watching it.
Oh, I'm going to.
It looks fun.
It looks stupid as shit.
I love the stupidity of it, man.
It looked wrong.
It looks like.
Do what?
It looks wrong is what it looks like.
And that's why I want to see it.
It looks so terrible.
I want to laugh at it.
Yeah, because you will laugh at it because they're a fucking comedic duo.
I don't know which one.
the dummy though, Tom Hardy.
Right.
Who's zooming who, huh?
They better not
multi-first to bring them into the MCU.
No, that's not going to happen.
I don't think that's going to happen.
It's Sony.
They might.
Yeah, they might.
They did with Spider-Man, but that's
a whole different animal.
All them.
Fucking Woody
Harrison and his stupid
hair.
Man, I don't...
They might as well
brought a Woody from Toy Story to play
Carnage, huh? I would have went and
watched it then.
I hope they don't bring your boy in, because he was
a terrible Green Goblin.
Oh, no.
Woody,
he doesn't exist.
He doesn't exist.
His timeline
was canceled.
That's good to know. So, are you guys
ready? Yep.
Time to take a trip.
All right, I'm in Tennessee.
Nez, where are you?
I'm in Reno.
There's plenty of trailer parks.
You're in Reno.
There we go.
Trailer Park capital of the fucking West, from what I understand.
As certain co-host have told us from the Padded Room podcast.
So let's take that trip.
Come on, boys.
Ye'all!
Let's go.
Going down to the trailer park.
Watch out for them meth labs.
Explosive.
All right.
Brian's going to bring us the big, the small, and sometimes the very, very weird.
But maybe tonight the cheesy, but let's see.
What's up, Brian?
This is the second year of Blumhouse and Amazon's partnership called Welcome to the Blumhouse.
Four more movies coming this year to Amazon Prime.
The first one is Bingo Hell, which I will definitely support.
port because it is directed by the lovely
Gigi Saul Guerrero.
Really?
And starring friend of the show, Richard Brake.
Well, I'm back in.
I mean, I was nodded at all when I saw the trailer
on any of these, except maybe a super drunken or stoned
Saturday night, but you're naming a couple of big names,
so I'm rethinking it now.
How did Richard Break not be your first call
for a fucking bad guy in a horror movie.
Oh, no shit.
Perfect.
Second movie is Black as Night.
I believe this is a vampire movie.
This is directed by
Marti Ligo.
Yes, I did. I did hear them
mentioned vampires in the trailer.
Second, or, excuse me,
third movie is Madre's.
This is directed by Ryan Zaragoza.
The fourth movie is
the Mets.
Manor. This one stars
Barbara Hershey and
Bruce Davidson. Oh, wow. Okay.
Well,
got some cred there for sure.
I watched
all four of the movies last year.
They weren't great. I think I
actually only really
liked one of them, which
I don't even remember which one it was.
Kind of what I was worried about
when I saw this. Yeah, but
I will say
me watching those previous four,
And watching this trailer, it looks like they're going more horror than they did was those four previous movies.
Because I would say the others were between the genres of thriller, science fiction, drama.
These ones look like more straight-up horror movies.
Yeah, with a little comedy mixed in maybe, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, that one was a vampire comedy for sure, which seems to be the going thing in the moment.
Yep.
But, yeah, my money's on Bingo Hell.
Yeah, Bingo Hell with Gigi.
Right.
I ain't going to lie, Gigi.
I got a crush on you.
I know you.
Well, who doesn't?
We almost had that interview with you.
It's not over.
It's not over till it's over, Brian.
But on a serious note, everything I've seen from her I've liked.
So I think she's a super talented filmmaker.
and like I said, you got Richard Brake.
And like Phil said, you know, it looks like he's the villain in the movie.
So you're hitting all the right notes with me on that one.
Yeah, that looks like it's going to be the best one.
And we're all paying for Prime anyway.
So who are we kidding?
We're going to watch all four of them.
Yeah.
Ness?
I didn't watch any of them.
Okay.
All right.
Uh, Bingo Hell and Black as Night are going to come out October 1st on Prime,
and then the following week, Madre's and the Manor on October 8th.
Okay.
That's it.
Ain't no fucking trailer's coming out, so.
Yep.
A little bit round two.
Uh, one too.
Well, I mean, with the fucking trailers, they're pushing everything back and stuff.
I know. Why?
I mean, at this point, I think we've kind of come to accept that this is just the new normal now.
Yeah, and the new normal is people don't want to get sick and they don't want to go to the theater.
Because I will say...
Stream it then, for fuck's sake, man.
Then they're losing money.
Are they really losing that much?
I mean, think about it, man.
Streaming is the new movie theater, right?
No, no, no, no.
Disney's in a couple lawsuits because of it.
Well, I'm wondering, did they really not make that much money at the $30 a pop for the stuff that you...
But once it's online, then it's out there.
Yeah, I know.
That's...
And there's...
If they would have did same day as Disney Plus for Shang-Chi,
but Shang-Chi just smashed the Labor Day weekend with the $90 million over the weekend.
It would have never hit $90 million if they would have went the same day.
no yeah because no pun intended no the second it's the second it's streaming anywhere it's pretty easy to find
that like i'm still having a hard time finding some movies they're they're gonna they're gonna figure
that out they're gonna figure that out um because there's money to be made and even after
covid there's a lot of people that just don't want to leave the house to go see a movie so it's inevitable
and i i can assure you man they're they're gonna figure out a way to make enough people
You know, pay a big enough fine or start putting people in jail or something.
No, don't do that.
Yeah, please don't do that.
Well, the studios are making plenty of fucking money.
It's the actors that are suffering, which is the reason for the lawsuit.
Yeah.
Did you get to see the movie?
No, I'm going, I'm going this week.
Oh, man.
So all the way of the end, there's two scenes.
Oh, nice.
Good to know.
I heard one.
I heard one was stupid as hell.
Uh-oh.
no actually the way i heard it the one that was stupid should have been the first one and the one that was
good should have been the last one that's what i heard well i mean i liked what the last one was
it's just showing to to what's coming so i was all right with it but okay cool um the movie was
fucking awesome that's what i'm hearing from everybody oh man that's all i needed to hear it was
Hell of good. Definitely in my
top 10 or
do we even have top 10? We do
a comic book movies list on E-society.
Yes.
So,
your problem at the end of every year is that you always
have 100 movies in your top 10
somehow. I don't
know how. We split it in
regular movies and
comic book.
And now we've got to do comic book TV
or or
Disney and Star Wars TV shows
because they were throwing them at us left and right
this year so right right we'll see
still waiting for that season for Cobra Kai
in a couple months
they say we're supposed to get Hawkeye before the end of the years
over yeah and I think there was another show too
I'm not a Miss Marvel I think
yeah really
yep
huh okay
I play for Eternal
and Spider-Man, so we'll see.
Well, good news because
Shang-she did so good, I don't think they're going to
delay Eternals unless
shit gets super bad.
Yeah, because Delang Black,
I think Delang Black Widow was probably
not the right call on retrospect.
But then again, I think they should have released it in the timeline
where it actually occurred instead of waiting
10 years after.
That's Marvel waiting for,
fucking Wonder Woman to come out to see how
I guess.
That would do.
It was better than Wonder Woman.
Yeah, that's true.
It doesn't matter who's in, like,
I don't think people have a problem
with the female lead in the fucking movie.
Oh, it's the studios.
Make the fucking movie good.
How about that?
Yeah, imagine that.
What a concept.
Well,
what a story.
We'll never see Scarlet again.
Oh.
I know.
That's a shame.
Not in this universe.
He didn't even do her voice.
And what if?
It was someone else.
I didn't do a lot of people's voices.
No.
What the hell are you guys doing that you can't do it?
I mean, I understand Robert Downey, but Christopher Evans, he could have came in and did a couple of lines of Captain America.
It's not like he's not.
They could have done it over Skype from their house.
Exactly.
You know, this is the 21st century.
Yeah, I'm probably going to pay a couple of that.
Al-Qaeda series premiere November 24th, by the way.
Yeah, there you go.
But taking it back to horror, Brian, are you going to get that,
did you get that Friday 13th box set?
The Steelbook?
No, but did you get the big box set?
Oh, yeah, the Screen Factory.
Yeah, so are you getting the Steelbook?
I might, because it'll look nice on the shell.
Yeah.
But I'm just like, this little bit.
be like my fourth
set.
I don't know if I need four.
How many different copies of Friday
the 13th do you need?
Yeah.
From VHS,
DVD to Blu-ray,
as soon as a 4K one comes out,
I'm sure I'll get it.
I'm going to get it.
It'll look good
next to the rest of my Friday of 13th
Friday. Yeah,
I'll probably end up getting it.
Fucking steal books and shit.
All right, well, let's move on to listener feedback.
We're skipping most of it this week, but this week the podcast spotlight shines on the horror virgin.
Sounds sexy.
What's your favorite scary movie?
Are you a fanatic or a frady cat?
Love them or load them.
Either way, we've got you covered.
Each week, horror fan, Mikey will take over horror virgin Todd through the end.
encyclopedia of horror one movie at a time.
We'll discuss classics as well as fan favorites with the occasional new release thrown in for good measure.
Mikey will make inappropriate Todd scream like a girl at every jump scare.
Every single one.
It's hilarious.
Prepare yourself for spoilers, tangents, and lots of irreverent fun.
That is such a great fucking idea.
I like it.
Because, you know, showing somebody a really classic.
movie that they've never seen before
is always great. And you're
looking at them to look at their reaction
to, you know, like, told somebody Evil Dead too.
Or The Fanatic.
Or The Fanatic. I
almost got my wife to watch The Fanatic
today. She hasn't watched it?
No, it's coming.
Usually
if I finally force her to watch something
that she doesn't want to watch, she'll just play in her phone
all the time.
But yeah,
we're skipping
skipping listener feedback
this week for scheduling reasons
but it shall return.
The horror virgin?
Are you a horror version?
Do any of you guys listen to the horror virgin?
Yeah.
That shows hell funny.
Yeah.
I got to check that out then.
It's a cool fucking idea, man.
Romanceing the pod.
That show's funny too.
It's all three of them talking about love
love movies.
What?
Yeah.
If you want love movies, get ready for a new love society that's coming.
Lance, he just subscribed as we were talking.
I am subscribing to the horror virgin.
Like the time travel.
The time traveling classic, dirty dancing, that kind of love.
We've already covered that, AJ.
AJ made us cover that movie.
Dirty Dancing.
that was about time travel
because they went back
time travel
it traveled to the 80s to get that hit
song then went back
but every year that was to play it and dance
to it
makes sense
the last one I was listening to was the
wedding singer
they were doing that one
but the newest
The Horror Virgin Paz
the newest episode they're doing
Jordan Pills
Get Out
so
they're fucking
hilarious, all three of them.
What's it, what's it called again?
The Horror Virgin.
All right, yeah, I just subscribed.
It's a good show.
They got a lot of episodes, and when they do their fun facts,
what's their name, the chick?
God damn it, Brian, what's your name?
Brown, don't put it on me.
I don't know either.
So do they, let me guess.
H. Is that her name?
that sounds right yeah
I think that
sounds like a wrestler
sorry page
um
I think
shout out to page
the wrestler
she might be coming back
yeah
so fine
so so I'm guessing
on the horror virgin
they have somebody
who's never
seen the horror movie before
yeah Todd
he doesn't like
he's the virgin
yeah so they make them
they make him watch it
but when they do their fun facts
I mean they really really
dive into their
uh they're
knowledge of just
the facts of the movies that not a lot
of people know. I've learned a lot of stuff
from old movies that
I've seen a billion times on their
show that I find out
when they do their fun facts, I always find out
something new, so it's cool. I learned
a lot of shit about Get Out, and I've seen that movie
a million times. They went into
a discussion
on the, when they're
showing the opening credits, there's a song
playing in the back. Oh, yeah, yeah.
And it was a
sung in Swahili, and I didn't
know that. But what they were
in in Swahili was basically a warning
to the kid.
Like, don't go there.
Watch out.
Oh, wow.
If only he can hear the theme song.
Yeah, it was, I was like,
well, I mean, I've seen that movie a bunch of times,
and I didn't know all that.
But, I mean, they really, they know
their shit. I mean, they really do the research
with the movies, but they're
hilarious. All three of them work.
off of each other. I want to say, I think her name is Paige. Sorry if it's not, but I believe she's a
comedian down in L.A. So she's quick with the puns. All of them are. They're a hell of funny,
especially when they do. Check it out. There are little musical numbers when they're singing and
everything. That's crazy. But off the top of their head, they'll do a, do a song. It's hilarious.
It's a good show. If any of you guys that aren't listening, definitely check out the horror version.
Poor version.
Real quick.
Can I, pop and cherries?
Can I, can we double dip on the podcast spotlight, Lance?
Yeah, for sure.
I want to shout out Pod Morton.
They just recently hit the 50,000.
Down low.
Nice.
Okay.
Shout out to them.
Excellent podcast.
Great chemistry.
It's a brother, sister, and the sister's husband on there.
And they just, they, they are funny.
So definitely check them out.
soon.
All right.
That sounded like an Alabama intro.
There's a lot of sisters and husbands and what?
All right.
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Something is going to happen.
And now for our featured attractions, I'm curious this week.
Yeah.
Yeah, we're going to start with a single room forer.
So we're going to start with Green Room, classic.
And we're going to end with, we have to do something.
I think that's wrong.
We need to do something, right?
I think we wrote it down the wrong way.
We did do something.
Who did these notes?
Yes, you're right.
It is we need to do something because I searched for we have to do something first and nothing came up.
There you go.
Got to be more specific with the something you need to do, right?
Generic horror movie name.
But let's start with the Green Room.
A band straying into a secluded part of the Pacific Northwest stumbles onto a horrific act of violence.
Because they are the only witnesses, they become the targets of a terrifying gang of skinheads
who wants to make sure all the evidence is eliminated.
Director and writer Jeremy Salner, also known for Blue Ruin.
and murder party.
Great movies.
Good stuff.
Sir Patrick Stewart said in an interview that when he finished reading the script at a country home in England,
it was so terrifying that he locked up his house, turned on the security system, and poured himself a scotch.
Like he doesn't want to do that every night.
You got skinheads living next to him or something?
I know, right?
Out of Malibu.
No, England.
Uh, he then knew that, uh, he wanted to play the direct, uh, play the Darcy Banker role because the character that horrifying would be an incredible challenge and make for a compelling movie.
Uh, he pulled it off. Um, while the tracks were recorded separately and the stage, uh, then the stage performances, uh, the actors and actresses actually performed their songs.
Awesome. Um, it was super punky, so it's not like it was that hard.
Uh, uh, and, uh, it's, um, and, um, um, it's, um, um, um, it's, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, and, it's,
John Yeltsin and Aaliyah Shawcat already knew how to play their instruments, but according to Jeremy Sound here, Callum Turner had no experience with any sort of music.
Joe Cole also learned to play drums specifically for this movie.
Nice.
Yeah.
All right, Green Room.
Brian, you want to start us out with this guy?
I love this movie.
It's good, huh?
I'm a fan of Jeremy Solnir, so I'll check out anything he has coming out.
Rest in peace, Anton Yelchen.
I just love the whole setup of this band.
You know what?
And I dig how they do things.
They're totally off the grid.
Yeah.
No social media, just taking gigs, just kind of getting by, you know, letting the music speak for itself.
And, you know, they...
Totally different movie at the beginning of it, you know?
Yeah.
with them doing their band thing.
And they, you know, they take this gig,
which, you know, I applaud them for
taking it, because, you know, it's,
it's definitely a sketchy
fucking thing to do. Yeah, I don't know if they
quite knew what they were getting into, though.
Yeah, and it was also
super sketchy playing a song,
Nazi punks fuck off or whatever the fucking song was.
Well, I have time yeltsin said, hey, guys, I've got a really
stupid idea. And boy,
Yeah, I like how he tried to back out, and the one chick was like,
you back out now, I tell everybody you're a Jew.
Right.
That's right.
But once that moment turns in the movie and it becomes something else,
it's fucking badass.
And I just love this situation where they're stuck in this room
trying to figure out where they're going to go next.
And then Sir Patrick Stewart, him playing this role,
was like, what the fuck, you know, because you have an idea of Patrick Stewart in your head.
And then once he comes in as the leader of a skinhead group, just kind of blows your mind.
And, you know, he was very, uh, he played that, that calm, cool, collected person, you know,
you know, we got to, we got to do this, we got to do that.
We got to get rid of the evidence.
We got to, you know, just very calculated in everything he's doing.
Like, I kept wondering so many times, especially from.
him, like, if they'd have played their cards differently,
would they've gotten out of there?
I think so.
If, uh, what's her name when they left her phone?
I think they, they were rushing them out of there, so.
Right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, just play the, play the gig and get out of there, right?
Yeah.
And another movie where I think Imogen Poots is fucking good in.
Yeah.
There's been a few.
I don't know how I feel about her.
hair. And then there was Black Christmas.
I wasn't trying to mention it, Lance Wood.
Okay. Yeah.
There it is. Sorry, Philip.
Well, you know what? She's not bad in Black Christmas.
Oh, come on. The movies.
She's pretty bad. No, she wasn't.
It was the movie.
Agreed to disagree.
Great in everything that I've seen her in so far.
Movie was good.
I even liked her at Need for Speed movie.
I liked her in that one.
But yeah, the violence is fucking once it fucking starts happening, it's fucking amped up.
Very realistic looking.
Very graphic.
Oh, my God.
The practical effects on the gore looked fantastic.
Yeah, I hate to be specific, but I think we all know what we're talking about.
Yeah.
That was terrifying.
And every, I've seen this movie a bunch of times, and every time I just can't
help but think, you know, where Anton Yeltson would be because he was such a talented actor.
Yeah.
And I loved him in this movie.
And I feel for everybody that died in the movie, you were rooting for them to get out, you know.
And it just didn't work like that for a lot of them and practically all of them.
But, you know.
You knew it wasn't going to go well.
Once they went back into that green room and saw that body.
there. You knew it was over.
Yeah. Well, that's what I'm saying. Even after
that, I think... You think they still could have gotten out? Talked their
No. No. I don't know. Maybe. It's a possibility.
Probably not. Patrick Stewart made it sound like it was possible.
Yeah. Oh, yeah. He was very convincing, right? I mean, how do you not trust Jean-Loup
Picard, right? You know, I don't think so because they were going to kill the guys that killed the girl.
definitely yeah they gave them the lace drugs oh yeah so he's very like i said calculated and he covers all
his tracks so if they would have never went back for the phone yes they would have gotten out of
there but he he had to go back for the phone and tried to run out of there calling 911 and uh and
making blair pops up in here i like making oh yeah he's in all of jeremy sonnier's movies right
Yeah, a writer and director of the upcoming Toxic Avenger remake.
Really?
Kevin Bacon's the villain in that one, and Peter Nanklage, from what I hear, is the Avenger.
Is The Avenger, huh?
Little Toxy, huh?
But, yeah.
Maybe if they hadn't let them, like, round them back up in the green room,
maybe they could have got out at least.
I feel like there's decisions that were made here that may not have been the best ones.
Yeah, that happens, man.
Yeah, I think it seems like making Blair's character wasn't really about this life.
Yeah?
And it kind of seemed like he was in charge of this plan that was going down.
And I think maybe it would have went differently if Patrick Stewart's character was there.
Yeah.
Yeah, so it didn't go well.
No.
As a result.
And I'm a big MMA guy and there's a guy that knows jujitsu and he breaks somebody's arm.
And that was fucking awesome, too.
It was great.
I also looked super real.
Don't cross your legs.
Fucking jerk.
On an arm bar, you don't do that.
All right.
All right.
Lance, what do you think?
I mean, from the beginning of this movie, I couldn't help.
but think of a really, really close friend of the show, Darren Wilson,
because he's told me so many stories about when he was in a punk band traveling,
usually in a broken down van like this.
I don't know if they siphoned people's gas or not.
I mean, Darren, you can tell us off air if that happened,
but definitely the scene where they ended up in the cornfield
because the guy driving passed out from driving all night
and just, you know, kind of fell asleep at the wheel.
definitely believable.
The scene where they crashed with the guy,
I think that happens a lot,
especially in punk and indie music.
They were all splitting, what, $3 each or something like that
when they finished the one gig?
Hey, they got rice and beans.
Right.
He ran out with the rice and the beans.
Yeah, definitely a punk rock movie for sure.
But like you said, Brian,
when they get to that one point,
and they can't really
can't really go back at that
at that point it does become a
totally left turn
completely different movie
total left turn
and I love the buildup for
it just him sticking his arm
out that door and then
Imaging Puts looking through the
great and she sees those guys
with the red laces and then she's just like
they're going to kill us
so my question is this
my question is this
how did she end up there was she
part of that scene or was she just friends with
a girl or was she just like they're for drugs
or what? I think they were
selling drugs, weren't they? Is that
what it was? Okay. I think she was part
of the scene with the girl who
was trying to get out
with the one guy. One of the main
dudes. Okay. I gotcha.
Well, they found out
and had, they were probably going to kill them both.
She definitely
stepped up.
She knew a thing or two
once the chips were down.
There was more to the story because even when they're trying to kill the band, he, Patrick Stewart's character, he didn't want her hurt.
Right.
So there was more to the story.
So, and then you got the little, uh, uh, mention of when Patrick Stewart finds that baseball bat in the trunk.
Oh, yeah.
So I took it as, uh, it was used in a murder and yeah, that guy was holding on to it for.
kind of leverage.
Yeah.
Okay.
There was a whole other story going on.
Yeah, so maybe this movie would have made a better novel, right?
Like a 300-page novel, because there was so much shit, you know, going on and backstories that we never really totally learned about.
But I definitely love the paintball story.
And it's kind of like, you know, when the odds are against you that much, what the fuck else are you going to do?
Just run out there and get splattered with paintballs.
And those things bruised like a motherfucker by the way.
way, anybody who's ever played.
But yeah.
I'll go to the table and get out there.
They played Real War Man.
I definitely,
definitely enjoyed the movie.
Definitely one, I think it's one of
Anton Yeltsin's best, you know,
best performances.
And had he still been around,
he would,
he would still be doing, you know, good stuff now.
I don't know if he's quite, you know,
Oscar material or not, but I guess that would have played out
had he stuck around.
But, yeah, good, good movie.
I've never, yeah, I'm, Brian, I've never seen a Sonnier movie that I didn't like.
Checkoff, Lance.
He was a good checkoff.
Yeah.
Yeah, so are they going to replace him with another character or?
I don't, I don't think they're continuing with that cast.
They are.
I mean, they are.
There's another movie in the works, man.
See, but I feel like he would have been, you know how Imogen Poots has done like two or three movies that are kind of
indie with Jesse Eisenberg?
I bet you that would have been Anton Yeltsin.
Yeah, I agree.
And I bet you he'd be better in those roles.
I think he would have been pumping out movies like this or what's that one she did,
Vavarium, stuff like that.
Yeah.
Yeah, or the art of self-defense.
Yeah, I love that movie.
Yeah, some good stuff, man.
Yeah, you're right.
Anton Yelchen definitely would have stayed primarily an indie actor and then gotten his millions
from Star Trek.
and, you know,
done other than that,
done movies he just wanted to do.
They just stuck that kid in a Spider-Man or some shit.
Oh, yeah.
You never know.
He's too old.
We will never know, though, will we?
Nah, such a shitty way for him to die, too.
I know, man.
Like, what a, like,
I hate to say they were probably drugs involved,
but when you run yourself over with your own car.
Well, they didn't know.
They said it was a defect in the car.
Just a freak,
fucking accident. That's crazy.
Checking his mail
and like they said the defect and
the gears, it switched
gears and just fucking backed into
them. Crazy.
Yeah.
And you know what? I'm actually
okay in the movie where
they didn't maybe go into
so much detail on every little
thing. They just threw a few
little extra things in there.
They weren't necessarily important
to moving the plot along.
But it gave you something to not know about.
And I like that.
Gave you the credit to make up your own mind on what was going on, huh?
Yeah.
Cab, you still around?
No, he's out.
Yeah, I'm here.
Oh, you're there.
What did you think about Green Room, man?
Oh, this movie was hella good.
I loved it.
It wasn't a horror movie.
I don't know what everyone was talking about.
But it was more of a thriller.
Anything.
I mean, it wasn't.
Nazis in it. That's horror.
That's horror to me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'd tell you a horror movie.
This is like a just, a real bloody thriller, I thought.
I was about to say he's fucking ar.
Like a slasher.
His hand was about to fall off.
Yeah. Yeah.
Nass, come on, dude. It's like a slasher movie, man.
And the way he's...
Sometimes they use guns. Sometimes they use machetes.
The way his hand, his arm looked, and the way he was fucking screaming,
and he fucking sold that shit right there for me.
that was so fucking terror and the goddamn dogs oh yeah but it was good man i thought everybody's
performance in it um professor x he was badass um i just love the line when he goes yeah when they
wanted to get reinforcements and he told them to get those one guys and they said yeah
red boot red laces and suspenders oh that's when shit goes i know some
some red laces and red suspenders guys.
I don't know if they're still doing it,
but I do know some that I've met in my travels.
I had some good conversations with these guys on what they believe in.
And I was like, okay, man, believe in whatever you want to believe in.
They didn't have, they didn't see with me.
So, but this movie was good, man.
I didn't see it in the theater.
I saw it once it came out on Blu-ray.
but I was blown away on how awesome this movie was.
And other than us and some other podcasts I listened to,
not a lot of people were talking about this one.
Really?
Yeah, I mean, all the horror shows I was listening to were talking about it.
But I tell my friends, have you seen Green Room?
They're like never heard of it.
Huh.
Flew under the radar.
Yeah, but I thought it was a really good movie.
All the performances in it.
Everyone did their jobs as far as the extras of the skinhead guys.
Just because you don't have no hair and you get into your skinhead,
it doesn't mean you're a Nazi skinhead.
But just because I do have a lot of things.
That's true.
Some guys are just going bald and they shave it.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, there was some guys in here that weren't skinheads.
There was one guy that looked like fucking Zach Morris with some glasses on.
like all the guys in um
American History X
I was watching the making of that scene when they were at that little
Nazi skinhead party none of them were
were real Nazi skinheads they were yeah they were
skinheads and they were and they were
and they were punks and everything I mean same thing with this
I mean none of them were uh were about that shit
and if they were they probably just kept it quiet but I mean
you got to play the role here
uh where the put the plastic
on you and all right, cool, and you're going to do it.
But I thought all the performances were badass.
I did love the Dead Kennedy song, the Nazi punk's fuck off.
I was at a show one time, well, Black Flag, not Black Flag, Dead Kennedys, when they
did that back in the day in my teen years.
And I remember everybody piling onto the stage to sing with Jello.
That was awesome.
And I also seen another band, like before all the world fell apart with this pandemic.
they changed the words a little bit.
They called Nazi Trump.
Fuck off.
Oh, no.
That was funny because if you know this song,
get up here, we all piled under the stage and stuff.
But it was good.
I mean, that was ballsy of them to sing that song in there.
And nobody was feeling it.
But, hey, they had the balls to do it.
I wouldn't have done it.
But once the shit went sideways and everything,
I mean, it was just real intense on what was going to happen.
How the fuck are these guys going to get out of there?
Because I think in reality, they wouldn't have gotten out.
They would have all gotten killed.
Yeah, it would have been tough.
Yeah, you got to move the movie along.
But I thought it was really good on what was going on.
And as far as being out in the backwoods of Oregon,
I've never been out there.
I mean, I've been out in some backwoods in Oregon.
I never came across any places like that.
Not to say that they're not there.
I'm sure they're there, and I'm sure they're everywhere.
But no, man, that shit was crazy on what was going on in this movie.
But I definitely had to pick this one after I've seen it.
And I loved it.
I just, it was, the other thing was shocking for me was Patrick Stewart.
Like, when I heard that he was the leader, I was like, what?
But he sold his performance.
I thought he did it. He held him together, right?
Yeah, he looked at the hair.
Yeah, he looked at the heart. It was cool. But yeah, man, this movie was awesome. Yeah, it sucks about Anton.
I saw him having a really, really good career. I mean, what he left us, I mean, I thought everything I've seen him in was awesome. I really love the Fright Night remake with him and that.
And Ot Thomas, that was a good movie. Yeah, he was awesome.
Underrated.
Yeah.
Awesome is check off.
And it just sucks.
I mean, I know this wasn't his last movie.
I can't remember what his last movie was.
But he did a good job and all that.
I mean, as far as them, all being up their plane,
they sold it to me.
They looked like they knew what they were doing.
But yeah, I mean, overall, this movie was really, really intense.
I had one of my friends watching, and he was like, man,
he almost shut it off.
feel like I couldn't handle it.
It's kind of hard to watch, man.
It's scary.
It's like super tense the whole
time and then there's some
things in there that make you go
awe and feel a little gross.
Yeah, like Imogen
poots his way to see if somebody's still
alive. Yeah, that'll do it.
And again,
I think he's dead.
Oh, the dogs.
That always kills me, man.
There was a couple good fucking shotgun blast to the head.
Yeah.
We got a-
Oh, I know.
The gun trauma looked real.
We got a machete to the neck.
Yeah.
That one guy killed me.
The one that was like actually trying to help him, I'm like, okay, this is their way out.
Bam!
Yeah.
Shot right in the head.
There's one thing they forgot, and then just bam.
I was like, apparently they didn't forget about it.
Yeah.
Nope.
Uh, no man, I agree with everything y'all said, and I've been jumping in on all your interviews, or all your reviews anyway. So, uh, yeah, I totally agree. It's, it's a great fucking movie, man. Very tense.
Yeah, it goes by fast, right?
It does. It goes, it goes by real quick. And, like, it still feels kind of long, but, like, in a good way.
Mm-hmm. You know what I mean? Like, like, a lot happens, right?
Yeah, like, a lot happens, right?
Yeah, like, a lot happens.
And it all goes pretty rapid.
There's not really any down moments in this movie.
If there's a down moment, it's to be like, holy fuck, did that just happen?
So I'll take it.
I like it.
Let's do scores.
Brian, what do you think?
Nine on ten.
Nice.
Lance?
I'll go seven and a half on this one.
I really enjoyed it.
I think it was one of the better movies of that year.
probably would have made my top 10 list.
Yeah.
Except I think that was the year before we started doing the podcast.
Ness?
I'll give this one a 10.
It made my list.
Of course.
Well, wait, it wasn't made in the 80s.
Are you sure it's a 10, Nez?
Oh, man, this movie was awesome.
I loved it.
I wish I would have saw in the theater.
But I love this movie.
I try to hype it up to all the people that never heard of it.
Yeah.
I've watched streaming for a while. I'm not sure if it still is anymore.
But whenever I get a chance to talk about it with friends that don't watch these type of films.
It's on Showtime right now.
Okay. I tell them that's like to watch this shit because this shit is badass.
Yeah, definitely attend in my book.
Now, it's not the masterpiece that American History X is.
Right. Different movie. Not as heavy. Not as heavy.
Still pretty fucking good, man.
I'm going to give it a nine also.
I like it.
Oh, and then I wanted to tell our story about when we were, where were we at, Lance, were we in San Antonio?
And we were in a green room?
I don't know, man.
We walked into this bar.
You guys battled Nazis?
Okay.
Almost.
We walked into this bar and I was high as shit.
So I may have just been fair.
But, like, we start jamming of the music that's going on in there, and it's all very Irish-y.
Oh!
Yeah, I turn around and I start looking, and I'm like, man, these are like, everybody's kind of dressed the same.
Yeah, that was really scary.
Yeah.
Plus, we were tripped on acid.
Yeah.
It was a little more than just Irishy.
It was like...
No.
Yeah.
It was...
Oh, me?
Definitely a white supremacist creep.
It was definitely a bunch of skinheads, man.
They have been, man.
Really?
Yeah, yeah, you're right.
I just remember taking the drink and sitting back and looking around at the crew and I was at the whole crowd.
And I was like, oh my God, what did we walk into here?
Something's different in here.
It was right on the riverwalk, too, right off the San Antonio Riverwalk.
No, and then we were like, we were going to the bathroom in the back.
And then these two guys were just fucking in there.
forever and Lance is like
I'm gonna open the door
and I'm like oh my god
please don't get me in a fight with these
right now I can't do this
holy shit
real life green room
philip we could have had a green room
and I open that bathroom door
at just the wrong moment I know right
they could have been ice picking somebody in the head
oh my god
wow I do remember that
anyway
weird moment
I had it run in with a couple one time or a few of them.
Uh-huh.
I was at a Slayer show.
It was here in Reno.
Slayer, that doesn't seem like their bag.
If you listen to some of the lyrics, I mean, they're not, but yeah, a lot of these guys...
Misinterpreted it, maybe?
I mean, that one song, Angel of Death, when I talk about...
Yeah.
Okay.
But anyway...
There's got two lyrics in there.
Yeah.
So anyway, I'm standing there in the middle of the circle pit and everyone's just thrashing around having a good time singing.
But this big-ass dude, he reminded me of, I think he was like Naco, that one big-ass dude, the guy that played Leatherface, he was a skinhead in higher learning.
He looked like, he was fucking huge.
Not like a rap.
Ramey was garbage.
um okay the big dude fucking um i oh the guy from the he was in a what's that football movie the
program yeah him wasn't he zankeef and street fighter yeah and he was uh the fucking uh the dumb
guy in fucking batman returns uh christopher walkins son the dumb fucking i forgot chip
What's a rabbit hole we're going down here.
Anyway, that do, he looked like...
Those are some movies that need to be forgotten.
He was fucking huge.
And I remember seeing him earlier.
And they all, the red laces, everything.
But then when he took his shirt off,
I was looking at the tattoos on him, man,
the SS, the swastikas, and big white power across his back.
Andrew Bernowski.
Yeah, that dude.
That's the actor?
Okay.
I was looking at...
It wasn't him, though, right?
It was...
No, no.
...other big...
He looked...
He reminded you.
He played a Nazi in a movie.
Let's not...
Let's not say something we shouldn't say here.
No, he looked like him.
Okay.
Like that dude in higher learning.
Yes.
Not too.
Anyway, so I was like, I saw him.
I was like, God damn, that guy's huge.
And I was just looking at his tattoos and all right, this guy's all about that life.
So anyway, so I'm standing there, Rock.
out, Slayer's fucking raging,
and some dude threw
his arm around me.
Oh, boy.
Like, I just fucking felt
muscles on the back of my neck.
I was like,
I was, you, most of the time
you touch me, and I don't know that, dude,
I fucking, I fistic-fine.
But I fucking turned to him, because
he came over, and he was on
my left, and I looked
to my left to see who had
their arm around me, and it was
that big
fucker.
I was like,
I wasn't,
I wasn't,
I was just,
all right,
this is it.
I'm just gonna just take it.
But,
no,
he,
he fucking grabbed me
and he was fucking,
give me in the headlock
swinging me around.
Not like violently,
but like,
he was like,
yeah,
and then I was like,
okay,
I was just kind of
hanging in there,
and then he let go.
And he could,
like,
grab me like,
like a little doll,
and like my shoulders
and shit.
Yeah.
screaming in my face,
Slayer!
And I was like,
these kind of stories
are why guys like me
need to tow the line
and never end up in prison.
I was like,
well,
that's where I think a lot of those guys
come from because I've never seen one in real world.
I've seen a ton of them in prison.
Oh,
yeah,
you were a guard.
Yeah,
yeah.
Okay.
Yeah,
you've literally seen it.
They all segregated completely into groups over there,
but and they all had their own little, like I hung out and talked to all of them, which is part of the reason I left.
I got along better with the prisoners than I didn't.
Well, I can imagine that.
I mean, probably, it's probably a lot of people that take advantage of their position in there, right?
A lot of people with bad attitudes, which, you know, blame them.
Yeah, I guess.
Who needs to be around that negativity, right?
Yeah.
I mean, the conversations I've had with the few that I knew, I mean, the fucking rhetoric shit that they were spewing, I was, I was like, all right, I mean, if that's what you're going to believe, cool.
But I just, I don't know.
I don't, I don't get it.
I see where they're coming, but, I mean.
Yeah, cool until they put it into action or hypnotize some, you know, willing person into doing their.
bad deeds, you know what I mean?
It was like the guy in
Higher Learning, Michael Rappaport.
Sure.
Like one of the guys, he goes, yeah, I was
in some small little town.
Everybody was picking on me, but then I met
these guys.
He,
I don't know what they told him, but he
bought into it and everything.
And I was like, all right, cool.
And I don't condone
of the stuff that they believe in, but
it was interesting to sit there
and listen to it.
Because it's fucking ridiculous.
Yeah, I guess. You guys enjoy.
Like, how can you ask somebody what they believe and then they come up with some of that garbage and you're like, God.
What? All right.
I was just fascinated with it. I was just sitting there listening to him like, all right. And then he started asking me and I was telling him about my native beliefs.
He was like agreeing with he was like, man, I wish I had something like that. And I'm like, well, I don't know what to tell you.
But, I mean, just listening to those guys and seeing all these movies and everything,
especially in Green Room, it's crazy.
I mean, I do watch those movies.
I mean, there's a lot of them out there.
There's a really good one.
It's called The Believer with, um, who was the dude in the last Blade Runner?
And he was in the notebook and all that.
No, Lance's guy, Ryan Gosling.
Yeah, that dude.
If you haven't seen that one, check that one.
I was called The Believer.
He was a chickenhead in that, but he was Jewish.
And, yeah, check that one out.
There's another one called Rompers Stomper.
It was good until they started fighting over a girl.
And then it just didn't get stupid.
I think you can watch that one on YouTube.
And yeah, I watched those little Nazi skinhead movies and everything.
So, but, but yeah, this one is, is the, um,
of a must watch
because this would be
awesome
on what was going
They make a great bad guy
You know
Like that's a scary
fucking bad guy
Mm-hmm
I mean the dude in
What was that
Um
That seemed I think was the last story
When that one
Crazy Kane
Or whatever the hell
His name
When he was in prison
And they had him
Next to the cell
To some Nazi skinhead guy
and he was telling all this all the shit he was saying but i mean if you listen to what that that
that white guy was saying to the black dude i mean he made perfect sense on what was going on
uh in the in the situation of that story in that movie because he was i mean he was like yeah man he
goes you're out there you're in here because you're out there killing black people and that dude
goes you're good in my book because you're out there doing our work for us oh okay let's move on
I'm getting a little uncomfortable, guys.
But that's...
Tales from the Hood, man.
That movie, it made a lot of sense
with what was going on in each of those stories.
I mean, especially that one,
that last story at the end, man.
That one was crazy.
Yeah, just don't watch any of the sequels.
They get progressively worse.
Two and three because...
Garbage.
But definitely check out that first Tales from the Hood.
That movie was awesome.
All right. Well, we all recommend Green Room a lot. So, great movie. Let's see if we do the same on We Need to Do Something, the name of the movie. After Melissa and her family, she seeks shelter from a storm, they become trapped with no sign of rescue in a bathroom. Hours turn two days, and Melissa comes to realize that she and her girlfriend, Amy, might have something to do with the horrors that threaten to tear her family.
family and the entire world apart.
Spiler alert.
Spiler alert.
I wish they'd left that out of the description, man.
Well, you get it in the trailer.
Okay, I know, but man, I kind of...
All right.
Director is Sean King O'Grady, also known for the documentary Landgrab.
Actor Healy is close friends with many actors he met at the beginning.
ending of his career at a Steppenwolf theater and Chicago, including Michael Shannon, Tracy
Letts, Nick Offerman, and Chris Bauer.
Big names.
He's an ex-member of the comedy sketch group, The Pretty Okay Ho-Hum Spectacular on Ice.
That's a long name.
Great name.
And that's the guy that played the dad, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I've seen him before.
Mouthwash connoisseur.
An asshole in this one.
All right.
Well, Brian, do we need to do something?
I mean...
Hold on really quick.
What was this called?
We need to do something.
Yeah.
Okay.
I didn't see the movie, so I won't be able to chime in.
But I got a jet anyway.
But everyone, thank you so much for listening.
Brian and I, we've been really, well, mainly me.
Been lagging on stream things and action returns.
but we are definitely going to put something out really soon, really quick.
I know you will.
Yeah.
Have faith.
The fire and all this other bullshit that's going on in my area is kind of just throwing in every year.
Understandable, man.
Yeah.
Understandable.
31 days coming too.
Yeah, that too.
But I started on that.
There's going to be a lot of single shows of just me.
But Brian are going to help me out as well.
but um stream fans and the action returns is coming and uh we're going to do the all out uh e w for
wrestling returns but um everyone thank you so much for listening to all those souls definitely
check us out uh on everything that brian uh puts us on and uh dude you're the man you're always a man
again i always got to give a shout out to my brother because he just we have so many new listeners
because of brian so i mean yep horn's up to you brother all right guys i'm
taste the glue.
I appreciate you
this.
All right you guys.
Peace.
All right.
Take care.
All right.
We need to do something.
Do we?
That is the question.
I mean, if you're stuck in that room,
I mean, what really can you do?
You know, would I go to the bathroom to barricade myself?
Probably not.
Well, if it's like a tornado or something,
that's what you're supposed to do,
even though it's supposed to be on like an interior room and that obviously had interior room.
Well, I'm fucking stupid.
So I probably wouldn't go in the bathroom.
And my bathroom is nowhere near the size of this bathroom.
It's like a fucking master bedroom size.
Especially when he starts talking about the fucking walls, I was like, what?
Yeah, I'm like, are you guys in a bathroom?
You guys in a vault?
I didn't understand what was going on.
The walls are how thick?
Six feet.
he said six feet thick that's true at all yeah i don't either i'm not an architect but
once the movie got started i i didn't really know what to expect but there was there was a
moment where the movie became something else and i kind of dug i kind of dug it after that i
i kind of wanted to know the mystery i i like the flat i'm lance i'm starting to like this
girl this uh cierra mccormick from uh american horror story i was about to say all i was just
wondering when she was going to put the rubber suit on.
You know, she's the blonde one. Okay.
Yeah, she left that another room.
Oh, no, she was the daughter.
Yeah, the redhead.
Oh, well, yeah, well, whatever.
She had colors all over.
The daughter, there you go.
The mom was from the Hills have eyes.
She was a little baby.
And then I never realized that's the girl.
She was, well, she was the older sister.
and Hocus Pocus.
No way.
Yeah, I just kept looking at her like, you're familiar.
Okay.
And I started going through her IMDB, and I'm like, oh, shit, I never really realized.
Because the young girl from Hocus Pocus is real famous now.
Yeah.
But her maybe not so much, right?
No, I mean, well, I guess to us now, because we've seen a lot of these horror movies she's been in.
but yeah i i dug what was going on you know the is are they really trapped in this bathroom
because of the storm or are they trapped in here because of sinister reasons because of the
daughter and pat healy plays such a fucking entertaining piece of shit
just him fucking losing it every now and then and then calming down and then losing it
And then him constantly trying to fucking find some damn alcohol because he's an alcoholic.
And we get the, we get the scene.
You haven't said that shit word for word to your phone at some point.
Yeah.
But yeah, that moment, I don't want to get, I want to spoil it, but the moment when they hear something outside that door.
Oh, yeah, we got to be careful because it really, I think that's the moment when it kind of, because I was,
I was kind of almost tapping out of this movie.
Really?
And then when that happened...
Okay.
Because I didn't know if this was just another disaster movie
and was anything going to really happen.
But when that happened, I'm like, okay, I'm invested to see what was going on.
Oh, yeah.
I agree.
I dug all the performances outside of the kid.
The kid was kind of fucking annoying.
Yeah, but once something happened to him...
Yeah, I was like, okay, I can stand.
you now.
So cool.
But yeah, I think
Pat Healy fucking losing his
shit was fucking really
entertaining for me
throughout this movie and the
shit he was saying and fucking
about to do and
willing to do.
I was like, this guy is fucking insane.
And I
kind of dug where the movie
left off because it
still kept you in a mystery.
of what was going on.
I think this movie ended up,
when I picked this movie,
I was interested.
When I started watching it,
I was kind of falling out of it.
But by the end of the movie,
I really ended up digging it.
Nice.
Lance, what did you think?
I was pleasantly surprised.
I didn't really know what to expect here.
And I kind of like,
yeah, when we were watching the trailer,
I thought, like Brian said,
it's going to be just another disaster movie.
talking about two tornadoes coming together or something like that
or whatever the, you know, the kid was talking about.
But I don't know, for me, this movie was just,
this was the Pat Healy show for me.
And I kept picturing, I mean,
I don't know if you guys thought like I did
that Nicholas Cage would have been perfect in that role.
Oh, this movie would have,
he would have amped it up times a hundred.
You think? I don't know.
Pat Healy amped it up pretty damn good.
No, I, I,
I envision if Nick Cage was in this, we'd get Nick Cage from Mom and Dad.
Oh, yeah.
Definitely.
Definitely.
But, I mean, some of the things that Pat Healy did, I loved all the head bombs that he dropped.
But Nick Cage, Nick Cage knows crazy evil.
I was watching it with subtitles because I was watching it while we were drive.
AJ was driving the car and listening to music.
So I could hear it.
I had my headphones on, but I had the subtitles on.
and just make sure I didn't miss anything.
And do you think this might be close to the world record for the number of F-bombs dropped by one character and one movie?
I don't know, but when he was doing it, I liked how the son was kind of smiling at first.
He was hearing his dad say all these words.
Absolutely going insane.
I love the mystery of the two characters because I, fortunately, I didn't know a whole lot about this movie going in.
And so I kind of liked what you had with Melissa and Amy in their relationship.
And yeah, there's no doubt.
She's definitely an up-and-coming actress.
I think we're going to see her in a lot of stuff over the years.
Samuel Jackson's got you beat on the F-word.
Yeah, you're probably right.
Yeah, you're probably right.
The kid was just there.
The little boy was just kind of there, and definitely not a great actor.
Yeah, it was kind of like maybe the weakest link in the movie, but I like the mystery of it.
I like the way that it unfolded and you kind of started to learn why these two parents hate each other so much,
the things that kind of led up to it.
And obviously, this guy's lost to shit before.
This wasn't like his first freak out in his lifetime.
That much was obvious.
And I definitely, I don't want to say anything about what happens, but man, I've got to,
I got a fear of snakes, and they played on that in this movie a couple of times, and I was freaking out watching it.
So, pleasantly surprised.
Really enjoyed the movie.
Yeah.
I think I think I'm kind of hanging out where Brian is on this movie.
Like, I didn't really start losing interest in the beginning.
I was kind of waiting for him to do something.
I never lost interest.
At no point did I lose interest.
because I really wanted to know where this thing was going.
I was really, really, really wanting to know where we were headed,
what got us to this point, what made these people the way they are,
and what's going to happen to them after that.
And when they brought the big thing in, you know, the big reveal or whatever,
it got me even more.
So not once did I lose interest in this movie.
And that's a good sign.
That's a good thing.
I actually kind of started losing interest once the weird stuff started happening.
Okay.
Just because it was like it would go so long in between weird stuff happening.
And then you didn't see really much of it.
Did you like the flashbacks?
Yeah, I thought the flashbacks were cool.
I thought they were pretty well-timed.
and then they picked right back up in the story where they were,
and I like that.
And I'm sure that this movie was trying to say something,
and maybe I don't quite get it.
It's possible.
Yeah, kind of like that other movie we watched earlier this year, Brian,
that we didn't get so much the Werewolf movie.
Oh, that was a bloodthirsty.
There you go.
Yeah, which is on Amazon Prime now.
And it's definitely worth of watch.
Don't think it's not worth to watch if you're listening.
I think really my only...
I kind of want to watch it again.
I do, do.
I kind of wish I'd bought it instead of just rented it on Apple.
I think my biggest issue with this is the ending.
And we'll get there.
They leave it open.
They definitely leave it open for something else to happen.
But I don't think anything else will.
I know, not with a little indie movie like this, but you never know.
I mean, it probably didn't take too much to make it, so they only had a total of six actors in it at the most.
And some of them were just voices.
Acting, acting was great.
You know, and I don't totally hate the little kid.
I think just little kid actors sometimes are kind of annoying.
And he's in that kind of annoying.
He's in that category big time.
You know who else I think could have pulled off Pat Healy's role?
Stick with me, guys.
Michael Rooker.
Oh, for sure.
Right?
You don't think so?
I don't know.
Even when he kind of goes off, he's so likable.
I can see him in that, man.
Or the guy that played the T-1000 in Terminator 2.
Robert Patrick, is that a name?
Yeah.
I don't think I've ever seen him really lose it in a movie.
They neither.
He's always chill.
He seems like he would have that look to him.
Although this guy did a really great job.
Yeah, no doubt.
And the Listering drinking scene while is creepy, it's not what I thought it was.
Right.
Same here.
It happened a lot earlier in the movie than I thought it was going to.
Yeah, for sure.
Needed a drink.
Yeah.
Then the alcohol swaps.
That's...
I guess you got to do what you got to do.
Right.
All right.
Let's do scores real quick and then we'll roll into spoilers.
Okay.
Brian?
I'm going to give it a solid seven.
I enjoyed the acting.
I like where the story went.
I'm definitely
Who was the director?
Sean King O'Grady
I definitely am going to check out
what he has next coming out.
I thought he did a great job.
And I thought
this story built up
mystery
really well and it just
kept you wondering what was going on
and I think that's what
really kept me in this movie.
If it was something else, I think I would have
tapped out earlier.
but seven, yeah.
All right.
Lance?
I'm going seven.
Definitely not in the top ten for the year,
but, you know, if we did like a top 50,
it would probably be in there.
Yeah, 50.
Maybe 25.
Seven's a good score.
Yeah, I'm going to go six and a half for now,
and then I think I'm going to need to watch it again.
Because I'm not entirely sure I got that.
the message and I'm sure that we'll talk to that.
Talk about that in a little bit.
But, I mean, he did do an awful lot
with not much.
So, props on that.
All right. Spoilers.
Spoilers.
This is a motherfucking spoiler alert.
You've been fucking warned.
This is a motherfucking spoiler alert.
You've been fucking warned.
This is a motherfucking spoiler alert.
You've been fucking warned.
Pat Healy is a piece of shit.
in this movie. I was wondering,
do you fucking love your son?
Because when he's trying to fit his
fucking... His son has a big head.
Let's get that out. When he's trying
to fit it through the door,
I'm not going to lie. I'm kind of laugh.
But at the same time, I'm like,
that's fucked up. And then later, when his
son fucking dies,
he's contemplating on
eating him.
Yeah, like how many days have they been
stuck in this bathroom. A lot.
A lot. I mean, they went out of
their way to say that they didn't know how many
days they were there. They quit keeping
track of days. It kind of felt
like only a day or two. Yeah.
It felt like it. And they're like
ready to just eat whatever they can
find. That fucking... You know what?
When he was
pushing his son's head to the door,
I thought they were going to show it
burst like a watermelon.
I kind of did too.
Oh, and then that moment I was talking about when the movie turned for me is when they thought they were petting the dog.
Yes.
Right, right.
And then the dog talks, which was.
The demon's voice or whatever.
Which was voiced by Ozzy Osbourne.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
I didn't recognize this.
I like that.
You may get an extra half a point on that.
Yeah.
When that happened and they, and she ended up ripping out that tongue, I was like, okay, this, this movie.
going somewhere else.
I know.
It caught me when it did that.
That's what really intrigued me.
Wanted to see what was going to happen next.
I so wanted to know what was going on outside.
When they were talking to somebody and then you just heard like some kind of creature and then gunshots.
And I'm just like, what the fuck is happening outside?
Maybe you don't want to go out there.
Yeah.
But it was the kind of movie that went out of its way not to go there.
You know?
they wanted to keep it like you said
Brian one room horror
that's what it what it was all about literally
in this case
and maybe it had
something to do with COVID
ah
hold up
wow
and you're not knowing what's going on outside
that's sort of what I was thinking
you just blew our minds man
I think you just I think you figured it out
Brian the world is ending outside
and you can't leave your house
yep yep
but you can't
see what's going on out there at the world.
I would bet you that if we were to research the inspiration for this, that's right up there.
And when you're thinking you're petting a dog and it's really Ozzy Osbourne, look in your hand.
That's a problem.
I hate when that happens.
But, yeah, I think Pat. Pat Healy was fucking great in this movie and just him selling this piece of shit role and just him, just the way.
I don't know.
Like you just, you can,
he, you can tell he was a shit father.
Just the way he,
the way he talked to his daughter.
Yeah.
And how he treated his son.
I mean, it did seem like he,
he kind of had a better relationship with his son,
but what he was willing to do to his son and
eat him,
I guess, after he just got done telling his daughter,
his daughter, do you smell that?
That's your, that's your brother over there,
decomposing.
Yep.
And then cut to the next scene, we need to eat him.
Yeah, everything was a little bit over the top, like the scene where they had the dog thing come in was the first weird thing that happened, right?
I mean, you know, they were in a fucking shitty situation to begin with, and then that happens.
And then the reaction to that is, oh, well, this tongue is still moving in the sink, we should probably fucking eat it.
what?
That's the reaction you have to demon dog jumping over your house.
Right.
And I also have to say the mom was super understanding,
especially when she confessed to doing fucking witchcraft with her girlfriend.
Mm-hmm.
And I mean, the father did overreact,
but I mean, kind of understandably, you know,
you cause this but the mom
kind of was like don't talk to my
daughter like that who just
ended the world with her witchcraft
so yeah
I don't know they were they were trying to tell
a story and I don't I'm not sure exactly
what that story was and then with the way that they
ended it
it like
nothing really happened
yeah which is cool
I was not disappointed with the ending
because I kind of like the way they left it open
ended. Like I kept thinking
halfway through the movie,
maybe she's in purgatory or something
because they kept talking about death and stuff.
Yeah, I thought that too. And then
it was like your own private hell. And it might
have been. We don't know.
Yeah. I kind of envisioned
that one movie,
but in a serious way,
this is the end.
The Seth Rogen movie.
Sure, sure. Like that was going on
outside. Yeah. And that
I got that because
when the mom finally
busted through the wall and got out
the way she came back
in and was just covered in blood
and just completely frightened.
Yeah, like there was a lot going on out there.
Yeah, that's what I was kind of
envisioning going on outside.
But there was one line that threw me off.
Somebody toward the end said there's
nothing really going on out there.
And that's what I thought it was going to wrap up
with. Like it was all in their minds because of the
spell that her and her friend had
cast. Oh.
Like nothing at all was going on and there wasn't even a tree there and I thought they were going to open the door and just walk out at that point
But yeah, then they twisted it with the mom coming back covered in blood
So leaves a lot to the imagination, which is not a bad thing
But I was entertained the whole way through the movie. There wasn't one spot where I got bored
And I think another issue that I have is when people get stuck in a room
Right
in a house.
And I mean, at least they addressed it, sort of.
Or they were like, oh, well, these walls are all tile, and that one's concrete, and that's tempered glass, and we can't.
Yeah, they went out of their way to, it's like.
Why didn't they bring any food?
And they brought a blanket.
Yeah, that's true.
If they knew they were going to be there riding out the storm, I don't know if they would have brought food, though.
I mean, they probably thought they were going to be there for three or four hours, tops.
Yeah, but still, you got kids.
Yeah, that's true.
Yeah.
You bring more than a blanket in a deck of cards.
Some fruit roll-ups or something, or something, yeah.
Goldfish.
But it's not that hard to kick your way through a fucking sheetrock wall.
I don't think so.
Yeah.
Well, I didn't get, because there was kind of a, I mean, it wasn't big enough to fit through,
but there was kind of a window.
Yeah.
That's what I was thinking.
There was something in that bathroom that would have broken that glass.
Or at least unlogged it and kicked it out.
Yeah, to see what's going on outside and get a better book.
I didn't understand why that wasn't.
But there wasn't a lot of rational thinking going on in this room.
Right.
Yeah.
Especially with Pat Healy in there.
Yeah.
And the snake was definitely creepy.
It was obviously fake in a lot of parts.
Right.
But yeah, it was, it was scary even though it's not really how snakes act.
Oh, yeah, not at all.
No.
Well, was it a regular snake?
No, of course not.
There's a demon that's going to come chase you.
Yes, just like the dog's tongue that kept moving an hour after they cut it out of its mouth.
That was kind of sad, though.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Asking his mom telling him to talk about.
when she was pregnant with him and
he just kind of slowly
dies. Yeah.
Yeah. It was intense.
I was kind of surprised they went there with that kid.
And then the dad was like, we need to fucking eat him
right away.
What are you going to cook him on? I just
eat some raw fucking skimmon chew, I guess.
Yeah, he's like, find something to cut the flesh.
I was like, God, Lee, that's your son.
Well, and then the girl eating
the pieces of the tongue.
Like, I don't know about you, but if something, I'm not a cling on.
If something's still moving, I'm not going to eat it.
I kind of felt like she was, I don't know, maybe I'm reading more into it.
Like she was drawn to eat it.
Yeah, I got that feel too.
Yep, yep, yep.
Like that was part of her penit.
Because she just kept doing it while everybody else was over by the toilet.
And she just kept forcing it down.
Yeah, you got to be pretty hungry to get to that point.
No kidding. You have to be in there like a month.
Yeah.
All right. Any last minute stuff? You guys ready to wrap it up?
No, just, I think, yeah, Philip, I think this is probably one of those you should watch it more than once.
Yeah.
Because there's probably little lines in there or things going on.
I'd probably better explain it than what we did.
And, you know, I mean, maybe we need to do something as an appropriate name for this movie,
because they didn't really do anything.
Do anything.
They just kind of talked about needing to do something.
All right.
Well, not a bad movie.
Not Green Room, but, you know.
Yeah.
Not a bad movie to pick, Brian.
No, it's definitely interesting and different.
Good to get those little VOD indies from time to time, you know?
Yeah.
Yeah.
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Next week we're going to check out the new James Wan directed film, Phil.
James 1
Allegedly
Malignant
No I've seen him
I've seen behind the scenes
All right
He's behind the camera
And all that kind of stuff
So
Okay so is this like a Gialo type thing
Because we're gonna do
It's Tenebrae or Tenebra
Yeah
Whatever you've said
For him
Yeah I
He said this is his foray
into Jallo. Jalo is if I'm probably saying it wrong.
And, yeah, Tenebrae, Tanabre, I'm sure somebody's yelling at us.
Oh, yeah.
He's a Dario Argento Jalo.
So Jalo week.
All right. Well, yeah, if Don from the horror mafia is listening, he's yelling at us.
So, Phil, until the horror returns again.
Good night.
Thank you.
